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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Hey, listen, don't be foolish today on April Fool's

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<v Speaker 2>Day and miss out on voting for you say we

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<v Speaker 2>play it That votes at the JR Facebook page could

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<v Speaker 2>be parlayed into Metallica tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, got your attention there, JR Facebook page. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all full related, a full theme. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Three song choices there are the one with the most votes.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll play back at nine. Then the wheel of randomness

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<v Speaker 2>spins by Taco and wherever it lands that individual who voted,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll be going to see Metallica.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the post on the JR Facebook page. It's

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<v Speaker 1>mister t.

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<v Speaker 2>It's April Fool.

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<v Speaker 1>I ove that.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, don't look now, but I think we might have

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<v Speaker 2>done the old lynching tacos show jinx on or curse

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<v Speaker 2>on somebody inadvertently yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking yesterday morning about the plans of the

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<v Speaker 2>rehooterization of Hooters. Yeah, to try to regroup and go

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<v Speaker 2>out in a new way to better expand and move forward.

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<v Speaker 2>They filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy yesterday afternoon in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>And decided this ain't gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's They filed for bankruptcy yesterday afternoon in Texas,

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<v Speaker 2>seeking to address the three hundred and seventy six million

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<v Speaker 2>dollar debt by selling all of its company owned restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>to a franchise group backed by the company's founders, who

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<v Speaker 2>say their plan is to re emerge from bankruptcy in

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<v Speaker 2>three to four months and then get the remaining stores

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<v Speaker 2>back to their roots. Okay, I liked your decision. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we've worked with Hooters for decades and decades. I liked

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<v Speaker 2>your decision of just start a whole new concept.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the.

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<v Speaker 2>Locations already, cook something new and interesting up and roll

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<v Speaker 2>it out. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I redame it. It sounds to me like

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<v Speaker 3>they're going back to the same old Uh. Good luck, Seriously, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>I wish nothing but the best. I have some fond

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<v Speaker 3>memories that those locations.

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<v Speaker 1>Altamont, the Castlebury one, Altamont One's closed. Right, yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>make car washes, like we were talking about it, And

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of car wash. The car wash, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I only said it because the one in Castlebary is

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<v Speaker 1>a car wash.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, dude in Nashville, rather than comply with being pulled

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<v Speaker 2>over by the police, decided to light them up and run.

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<v Speaker 2>Police were pulling him over for a license plate violation

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<v Speaker 2>and he hit the gas. High speed chase ensues, and

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<v Speaker 2>he thought he got away from him. No, man, he

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<v Speaker 2>got away from the patrol unit because they backed off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they got a high speed chase policy, I guess in Nashville.

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<v Speaker 2>So realized now it would be a good time to

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<v Speaker 2>pull into the filling station and put air in my tires.

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<v Speaker 2>Little did he know the police helicopter was still above

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<v Speaker 2>tracking him. All our officers to roll on up and

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<v Speaker 2>catch up to him. All over a plate. Well, the car,

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<v Speaker 2>the car full of weed, and the lack of a

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<v Speaker 2>driver's license also came into play at this point. Taco, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>where now on top of the fleeing police, high speed chase,

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<v Speaker 2>reckless driving and all that goes along with And now

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<v Speaker 2>he's got those charges he's looking.

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<v Speaker 1>At now, I see why he kept on going. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>there's another dumb guy in the car with him too,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. Somebody said goth hooters. No, I'm sorry, you

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<v Speaker 1>just have a select crowd for that, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>some tan.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. God speed to him man, seriously. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you go into a convenience store, there's always lots

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<v Speaker 2>of free condiments to be had, whether it's for the

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the fixings for your your hot dogs or

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<v Speaker 2>burgers or whatever, or the coffee stuff that goes. Woman

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<v Speaker 2>walked into a convenience store in Japan and accused of

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<v Speaker 2>stealing one hundred and sixty coffee condiments from the city

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<v Speaker 2>or from the store there in Urri City. Small items

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<v Speaker 2>like sugar and creamer typically free for customers who buy

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<v Speaker 2>coffee at the store. However, the woman reportedly just took

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<v Speaker 2>them without making any purchase. Manager was pissed off noticed

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<v Speaker 2>called the cops. They arrested her for shoplifting.

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<v Speaker 1>Bw WU attack taking care of the applies to coffee

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<v Speaker 1>condiments talking, Hey, I'm telling you I had coffee, had

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<v Speaker 1>lunch with somebody recently, and as we're walking out, they

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<v Speaker 1>did the look a handful of the mints you come off?

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<v Speaker 2>So let me let me ask you this mister leader

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<v Speaker 2>of BWL movement. Yes, had she purchased a coffee, just

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<v Speaker 2>a simple maybe it was just a small black coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say, don't take so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Taking one hundred and sixty condiments me permissible? Then?

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<v Speaker 1>No, just take enough for the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an old people move man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh totally. You walk by the hotel cart and go,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I need soap at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, toilet paper, towels. What are you in for? Creamers?

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<v Speaker 2>Took a bunch of creamers.

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<v Speaker 1>Condiments, just enough for it. I was at a famous

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<v Speaker 1>I was at tea on the flats, and I watched

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<v Speaker 1>a lady you ready for this one walk up with

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle and fill this smack my ass sauce into

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle to bring it home. They sell those there.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, don't be that much of a skiez that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's his tight as it gets. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>bottle like like that big, you know, like the squeeze

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<v Speaker 1>catch a bottles, you see. It was almost that big,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's just pumping it out, pumping it out. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just waiting to get some of the sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you, just does that really even surprise

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<v Speaker 2>you anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>These days? No? No, no, it didn't surprise me at

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<v Speaker 1>all of them. My buddy took a fist full of

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<v Speaker 1>mens either. Remember we had a guy that hotel was

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<v Speaker 1>he's notorious for a hotels taking everything. One of our coworkers.

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<v Speaker 1>Not from this station, Oh no, no, from our sports station.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't shot doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Although the individual may allegedly live in the villages.

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<v Speaker 1>Now stop forgiving too much. But they travel, Say where's Jerry?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you think? Oh my god, I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>said Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Say his last name too. While you're at it talking where's.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny, And it's like, wait, it ain't Jenny either, Okay, Jerry.

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<v Speaker 2>To get down to the field now for a report

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<v Speaker 2>from Jerry.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you think he is? He's in the He's

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<v Speaker 1>in the little restaurant in there, taking sugar gangs because

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<v Speaker 1>everybody needs one of those at home. And I know

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<v Speaker 1>we've all talked about it before. Where you know you

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<v Speaker 1>might take the salt and pepper shaker When you were

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<v Speaker 1>in high school, Jerry would ask.

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<v Speaker 2>The other guys that he traveled with if he could

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<v Speaker 2>come to their rooms and pinch the coffee packets as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's come on, dude, Or he'd said, Hey, I'm coming

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<v Speaker 1>over and we'll just meet in your room. And just wow,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody said, my grandma used to steal all the jam

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<v Speaker 1>packets from my hop. Oh yeah, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Came across this thought of you immediately Taco, just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for you to have on file here in case you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't aware of this already. H article titled the Real

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<v Speaker 2>reason why people fart.

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<v Speaker 1>More on planes It's the air, it's the pressure pressure

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Yes, yeah, I knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you? You let them ride? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You uh definitely skew the uh Median number on this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how many times a day in average person

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<v Speaker 2>farts average total total average person.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty five. You're way over, dude, really.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're basing it on your own experience, and I

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<v Speaker 2>know you're undercutting with twenty five on your estimate.

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<v Speaker 1>Way undercutting. I'm gonna start taping them. They're so long

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<v Speaker 1>right around lunchtime? What twelve? That's it? Twelve? You are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically you buck the trend.

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<v Speaker 1>You I ruined the survey.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, yeah, you're an outlier, as they say, just like

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<v Speaker 2>you and the survey earlier we were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget what it was for, but yep, you would

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<v Speaker 1>a polish that one twelve farts a day, you talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember driving those dating this girl, well, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>dating her. I I you know, I wanted to we'd

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<v Speaker 1>study together and I get so gassy over there and

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<v Speaker 1>hold it the whole way home. All I did was

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<v Speaker 1>cut the cheese the entire way home in my love

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<v Speaker 1>wagon because it was glorious bad good times.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the worst, though, on a plane when someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I just I put it right down deep

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<v Speaker 1>in the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it gets it, but it's just it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it locked in that cabin and recirculated for.

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<v Speaker 1>All to enjoy. Then you look around like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>he did take it right off yourself. One on one

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<v Speaker 1>one W j R.