Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots all.
Speaker 2: Right, Hey, listen, don't be foolish today on April Fool's
Speaker 2: Day and miss out on voting for you say we
Speaker 2: play it That votes at the JR Facebook page could
Speaker 2: be parlayed into Metallica tickets.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, got your attention there, JR Facebook page. It's
Speaker 1: all full related, a full theme. All right.
Speaker 2: Three song choices there are the one with the most votes.
Speaker 2: We'll play back at nine. Then the wheel of randomness
Speaker 2: spins by Taco and wherever it lands that individual who voted,
Speaker 2: we'll be going to see Metallica.
Speaker 1: I love the post on the JR Facebook page. It's
Speaker 1: mister t.
Speaker 2: It's April Fool.
Speaker 1: I ove that.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't look now, but I think we might have
Speaker 2: done the old lynching tacos show jinx on or curse
Speaker 2: on somebody inadvertently yesterday.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: We were talking yesterday morning about the plans of the
Speaker 2: rehooterization of Hooters. Yeah, to try to regroup and go
Speaker 2: out in a new way to better expand and move forward.
Speaker 2: They filed for Chapter eleven bankruptcy yesterday afternoon in Texas.
Speaker 1: And decided this ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Well, here's They filed for bankruptcy yesterday afternoon in Texas,
Speaker 2: seeking to address the three hundred and seventy six million
Speaker 2: dollar debt by selling all of its company owned restaurants
Speaker 2: to a franchise group backed by the company's founders, who
Speaker 2: say their plan is to re emerge from bankruptcy in
Speaker 2: three to four months and then get the remaining stores
Speaker 2: back to their roots. Okay, I liked your decision. You know,
Speaker 2: we've worked with Hooters for decades and decades. I liked
Speaker 2: your decision of just start a whole new concept.
Speaker 1: You've got the.
Speaker 2: Locations already, cook something new and interesting up and roll
Speaker 2: it out. Man.
Speaker 3: But then I redame it. It sounds to me like
Speaker 3: they're going back to the same old Uh. Good luck, Seriously, guys,
Speaker 3: I wish nothing but the best. I have some fond
Speaker 3: memories that those locations.
Speaker 1: Altamont, the Castlebury one, Altamont One's closed. Right, yeah, just
Speaker 1: make car washes, like we were talking about it, And
Speaker 1: that's a lot of car wash. The car wash, Well,
Speaker 1: I only said it because the one in Castlebary is
Speaker 1: a car wash.
Speaker 2: Now, dude in Nashville, rather than comply with being pulled
Speaker 2: over by the police, decided to light them up and run.
Speaker 2: Police were pulling him over for a license plate violation
Speaker 2: and he hit the gas. High speed chase ensues, and
Speaker 2: he thought he got away from him. No, man, he
Speaker 2: got away from the patrol unit because they backed off. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they got a high speed chase policy, I guess in Nashville.
Speaker 2: So realized now it would be a good time to
Speaker 2: pull into the filling station and put air in my tires.
Speaker 2: Little did he know the police helicopter was still above
Speaker 2: tracking him. All our officers to roll on up and
Speaker 2: catch up to him. All over a plate. Well, the car,
Speaker 2: the car full of weed, and the lack of a
Speaker 2: driver's license also came into play at this point. Taco, Okay,
Speaker 2: where now on top of the fleeing police, high speed chase,
Speaker 2: reckless driving and all that goes along with And now
Speaker 2: he's got those charges he's looking.
Speaker 1: At now, I see why he kept on going. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: there's another dumb guy in the car with him too,
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Somebody said goth hooters. No, I'm sorry, you
Speaker 1: just have a select crowd for that, and I want
Speaker 1: some tan.
Speaker 2: You know. God speed to him man, seriously. So, you know,
Speaker 2: when you go into a convenience store, there's always lots
Speaker 2: of free condiments to be had, whether it's for the
Speaker 2: you know, the fixings for your your hot dogs or
Speaker 2: burgers or whatever, or the coffee stuff that goes. Woman
Speaker 2: walked into a convenience store in Japan and accused of
Speaker 2: stealing one hundred and sixty coffee condiments from the city
Speaker 2: or from the store there in Urri City. Small items
Speaker 2: like sugar and creamer typically free for customers who buy
Speaker 2: coffee at the store. However, the woman reportedly just took
Speaker 2: them without making any purchase. Manager was pissed off noticed
Speaker 2: called the cops. They arrested her for shoplifting.
Speaker 1: Bw WU attack taking care of the applies to coffee
Speaker 1: condiments talking, Hey, I'm telling you I had coffee, had
Speaker 1: lunch with somebody recently, and as we're walking out, they
Speaker 1: did the look a handful of the mints you come off?
Speaker 2: So let me let me ask you this mister leader
Speaker 2: of BWL movement. Yes, had she purchased a coffee, just
Speaker 2: a simple maybe it was just a small black coffee.
Speaker 1: I'd say, don't take so much.
Speaker 2: Taking one hundred and sixty condiments me permissible? Then?
Speaker 1: No, just take enough for the thing.
Speaker 2: That's an old people move man.
Speaker 1: Oh totally. You walk by the hotel cart and go,
Speaker 1: I know I need soap at home.
Speaker 2: Come on, toilet paper, towels. What are you in for? Creamers?
Speaker 2: Took a bunch of creamers.
Speaker 1: Condiments, just enough for it. I was at a famous
Speaker 1: I was at tea on the flats, and I watched
Speaker 1: a lady you ready for this one walk up with
Speaker 1: a bottle and fill this smack my ass sauce into
Speaker 1: a bottle to bring it home. They sell those there.
Speaker 1: Come on, don't be that much of a skiez that's
Speaker 1: that's that's his tight as it gets. It was a
Speaker 1: bottle like like that big, you know, like the squeeze
Speaker 1: catch a bottles, you see. It was almost that big,
Speaker 1: and she's just pumping it out, pumping it out. I'm
Speaker 1: just waiting to get some of the sauce.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, just does that really even surprise
Speaker 2: you anymore?
Speaker 1: These days? No? No, no, it didn't surprise me at
Speaker 1: all of them. My buddy took a fist full of
Speaker 1: mens either. Remember we had a guy that hotel was
Speaker 1: he's notorious for a hotels taking everything. One of our coworkers.
Speaker 1: Not from this station, Oh no, no, from our sports station.
Speaker 1: It wasn't shot doctor.
Speaker 2: Although the individual may allegedly live in the villages.
Speaker 1: Now stop forgiving too much. But they travel, Say where's Jerry?
Speaker 1: Where do you think? Oh my god, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: said Jenny.
Speaker 2: Say his last name too. While you're at it talking where's.
Speaker 1: Jenny, And it's like, wait, it ain't Jenny either, Okay, Jerry.
Speaker 2: To get down to the field now for a report
Speaker 2: from Jerry.
Speaker 1: Where do you think he is? He's in the He's
Speaker 1: in the little restaurant in there, taking sugar gangs because
Speaker 1: everybody needs one of those at home. And I know
Speaker 1: we've all talked about it before. Where you know you
Speaker 1: might take the salt and pepper shaker When you were
Speaker 1: in high school, Jerry would ask.
Speaker 2: The other guys that he traveled with if he could
Speaker 2: come to their rooms and pinch the coffee packets as well.
Speaker 1: That's come on, dude, Or he'd said, Hey, I'm coming
Speaker 1: over and we'll just meet in your room. And just wow,
Speaker 1: somebody said, my grandma used to steal all the jam
Speaker 1: packets from my hop. Oh yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2: Came across this thought of you immediately Taco, just you know,
Speaker 2: for you to have on file here in case you
Speaker 2: weren't aware of this already. H article titled the Real
Speaker 2: reason why people fart.
Speaker 1: More on planes It's the air, it's the pressure pressure
Speaker 1: it is. Yes, yeah, I knew it.
Speaker 2: Did you know?
Speaker 1: Do you? You let them ride? Well?
Speaker 2: You uh definitely skew the uh Median number on this.
Speaker 2: You know how many times a day in average person
Speaker 2: farts average total total average person.
Speaker 1: Twenty five. You're way over, dude, really.
Speaker 2: So you're basing it on your own experience, and I
Speaker 2: know you're undercutting with twenty five on your estimate.
Speaker 1: Way undercutting. I'm gonna start taping them. They're so long
Speaker 1: right around lunchtime? What twelve? That's it? Twelve? You are you?
Speaker 2: Basically you buck the trend.
Speaker 1: You I ruined the survey.
Speaker 2: Literally, yeah, you're an outlier, as they say, just like
Speaker 2: you and the survey earlier we were talking about.
Speaker 1: I forget what it was for, but yep, you would
Speaker 1: a polish that one twelve farts a day, you talk.
Speaker 1: I remember driving those dating this girl, well, kind of
Speaker 1: dating her. I I you know, I wanted to we'd
Speaker 1: study together and I get so gassy over there and
Speaker 1: hold it the whole way home. All I did was
Speaker 1: cut the cheese the entire way home in my love
Speaker 1: wagon because it was glorious bad good times.
Speaker 2: It is the worst, though, on a plane when someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just I put it right down deep
Speaker 1: in the seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah it gets it, but it's just it's a lot.
Speaker 2: You got it locked in that cabin and recirculated for.
Speaker 1: All to enjoy. Then you look around like, oh god,
Speaker 1: he did take it right off yourself. One on one
Speaker 1: one W j R.