Speaker 1: Hey, everybody about.
Speaker 2: Uh sitting in Minnesota saying I ain't got time for
that bullshit Carlin san Diego and sitting next to me
on the left doing about being called a three minute
man over here, Zachu bananas.
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody called himself a three minute I am?
Speaker 3: I did he own itself.
Speaker 2: It's gonna give you the best three minutes of your life. Uh, hey,
everybody head over. Challenge pot dot Com joined the Facebook group.
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currently running season forty one. Hey, what happened in this episode?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Carlyn?
Speaker 1: Uh well when did this episode happen?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good question. Let me let me ask
chat GPT maybe do that in our mind? Yeah, Hey,
chat GPT has really made this a lot easier for me.
I would really spend an hour in episode figuring out
like when it aired, and then what the fuck else
was happening on that day?
Speaker 2: All right, we don't eat trees or breatheabl air ten,
I know, keep tugging away at that. That's exactly I
sound like my grandpa. Chat Chat Jeff Tea.
Speaker 3: But you guys just told me to do this in
real time. Thank you. Chat GPT. This is episode fourteen,
which aired on August twenty first, two thousand and six.
But it's not August twenty first, two thousand and six,
so we have to go back there in our mind, Zach,
what were the top TV shows at the time?
Speaker 4: American Idol, h Dance of the Stars, and CSI Miami.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 3: I will also add Gray's Anatomy House and yeah, that's
it so far.
Speaker 2: Uh, TV show House Yeah, not good.
Speaker 3: Nope, movie House from the eighties. Oh yeah, beautiful with
the hand hitting the doorbell. The hand is nobody. I
was gonna say decapitated hand, but that's not a cap
Craze anatomy amazing.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about thing, no to my house house?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you said the disembodied or the hand without
a body, disembodied hand?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank the cover, the cover of the Yeah you're talking
about Adam's Family. We're talking about the cover of the
movie House.
Speaker 1: Well, clearly thing made a cameo in this movie.
Speaker 3: No, it's like a demon hand, it's not a human hand.
We'll feel good. Top movie the time Snakes on a plane.
Speaker 2: You get all these motherfucker snakes off my motherfucking.
Speaker 3: Place, right fucking classic. It's weird. This movie like was
huge for like a day and now it seems totally
lost in time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now it's just the get the mother fucking snakes off
this motherfucking plan.
Speaker 2: Because people saw it and then they were like, oh
this this was a fun internet meme and that's about it.
Speaker 3: That is all it was. I saw it in the theater,
I think, and that was I've never seen it since I.
Speaker 4: I've never watched it.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3: Also accepted the Justin Longman, I have watched that one's.
Speaker 2: There's the gift of Jonah Hill from that has been
making the rounds lately where he's in the hot costume
and it says, ask me about my wiener.
Speaker 1: It is because of South Park.
Speaker 2: Or Jonah Hill.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, but ask me about my no.
Speaker 2: No, no, this was this was pretty that. There's lots
of my husband anytime I say I need to take
something for this cold, or my husband anytime I you know,
uh say I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's those kind of.
Speaker 3: Top songs. We have a couple of newbies on the
on the on the roster this time around Miss murdered
by af I remember that one Emo took over for it.
I do not a miss murder, am I?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Is that one?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 3: Caln?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 3: That's it. Also Stars Are Blind by the One and
Only Paris Hilton.
Speaker 4: Yes, great song, It's all on my playlist.
Speaker 1: Nope, nope me neither.
Speaker 3: Was this the time though, that she was like super
famous for giving blowjobs on the internet.
Speaker 4: This is after that, when she's trying to turn it
into a music career failed. I mean that one song
did pretty well. She has a one hit wonder Stars
Are Blind.
Speaker 3: She's also in a horror movie called House of Wax.
Speaker 4: I remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did not get naked in it.
Speaker 2: Uh, she gets some pipe through her head.
Speaker 4: Though. She also played a wax figure of herself in Supernatural.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sucked up. It's a weird show, all right.
Are we back in two thousand and six in our minds?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carlin, I think we are sufficiently there. You're up
all right?
Speaker 5: Hum, well we get back into uh this episode, we
have Theo telling Shonda that he has never been in
an elimination and that he's kind of excited to potentially
go into this one.
Speaker 1: Which is it?
Speaker 3: The fascist Theo, the supporter of authoritarian regime regimes.
Speaker 1: THEO the only THEO that's in this season.
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure. I just want to
make sure I'm following that.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not one eyed British THEO.
Speaker 2: He just wants to make sure he has THEO in
his mind.
Speaker 3: And there's another Remember the Invasion of the Champions THEO.
That's right, King Bradley's yet another THEO from Battle of
the Sexes. Oh my god, I think had four Theos?
Speaker 2: What does this do, Carling?
Speaker 4: I don't remember that THEO.
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 1: I just told you about this THEODO.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to change the subject.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I appreciate that. Thank him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So we have we have THEO and Shawnda talking about
how THEO has never been to elimination, and then we
have Derek stress out because his number one is now
on the dropping lock for elimination because Drell has.
Speaker 1: Been voted in, and then very rapidly.
Speaker 5: We go to the text from DJ and it says
you'd better be looking sharp tomorrow for the challenge and
sharp that's an all capital letters.
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: Tim?
Speaker 4: That was because we can never be together because you're
gay THEO.
Speaker 3: Right, show me a picture. Remember that. God that Steven.
You're thinking Stephen. That's Stephen.
Speaker 4: He's from Okay, the no, that's because that's the Seattle
this one he's in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to talk about other theos.
Speaker 5: The other theos doesn't matter the all right, So we
are on took.
Speaker 1: Oh no, not yet.
Speaker 5: We have be mentioned that no one has I do
not care. So Vive mentions that no one has won
to pardon yet, and yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that THEO is the THEO they got.
Speaker 5: They got lowered down like Britney spears because well that's here, Carlin.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're done with theos now.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we have we have a VIV mentioning that
no one has wont to pardon yet, but she thinks
that she and Dorell can do it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up to him.
Speaker 2: I turned the go ahead.
Speaker 1: Carly, thank you.
Speaker 5: So we have, yeah, a viv mentioning that no one's
want to pardon yet she thinks that she and Drell
can do it a little bit of foreshadowing there, and
then we're under the challenge.
Speaker 1: The challenge is target training, Zach. What's the what's the
challenge about.
Speaker 4: They have to run and jump over like a wall,
and then climb under, yes, climb under some ropes, and
then jump a bigger wall and then shoot a bunch
of targets, and then they have to do the whole
course again backwards, but the time carrying a seventy pound
block with them.
Speaker 5: Yes, which TJ tries to tell us that it is
an aboriginal artifact, which it's quite literally just a seventy
pound block of wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, that doesn't look like an aboriginal artifact,
I think.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping it would be a little racist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was kind of hoping that it was going
to be like they were in at least have it
in like the shape of a mask or something like
they've done that in other seasons where they've had things
that are you know, supposed to be like culturally culturally relevant,
and if it isn't, actually kind of looks like it
was just a block of wood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if it was a real artifact, I don't
think they'd want them throwing it around just.
Speaker 5: No, I mean they wouldn't, but they could at least
make something that looks like more than a block of flood.
Speaker 3: I also thought they were full of shit when they
called this seventy pounds, but then when you see them
struggling with it, it was definitely seventy pounds. It was
just smaller than you would have thought. I mean it
was it was pretty compound for seventy pounds.
Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, it was pretty compound.
Speaker 2: I was kind of the same way, like, oh, that's
not that big of seventy pounds, and then yeah, like
Kenny's just like that was weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude getting it over that second wall seem like
it's just a little over your head to get it over.
But yeah, nobody could well.
Speaker 1: And so the other thing.
Speaker 5: The winners of this challenge also win fifteen hundred dollars apiece.
Speaker 1: But uh, the money that that TJ pulled out of
his pocket was not US.
Speaker 5: That was most definitely Australian fifteen hundred, which like the
US nine hundred.
Speaker 3: What it was that true into that was what a
bunch of bullshit. Maybe the dollar was weak in two.
Speaker 5: Thousands, I mean maybe it was different then, but like
if we didn't now, it'd be maybe not nine hundred,
maybe would be like eleven hundred.
Speaker 1: But it's still not fifteen hundred. It's still not not like.
Speaker 5: But it just I just noticed when he brought it
out of his head of his pocket, it was like
that is that is plastic looking and way too green.
Speaker 1: That is not not us money.
Speaker 3: Chatchip is going slow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, had to cut down a couple of more get its.
Speaker 3: Work during that period. It was one dollar thirty cents
to one dollar and thirty four cents aussy to USD.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: Magnificantly closer USD is two thousand. As there you go. Okay,
fifteen hundred. I don't know. I didn't do that commersion.
It's fine, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: We get the idea.
Speaker 5: Yep, all right, I we have Wes not thrilled that
this is an obstacle. Course that has a whole in it,
because we all saw the episode with Casey trying to
get up and over the wall in the when they
were all being rated as fresh meat. She just like
straight up slams into the wall like six times in
a row. It was great, no jump, no nothing, just
it's funny. Straight into the wall, so funny.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny funny.
Speaker 5: So Wes is not super excited about that, But then
he says, you know what, I'm just gonna pick her
ass up and throw her over this wall, so we'll
be fine.
Speaker 3: And that's what he does. She can't weigh that much
more than that seventy pound block.
Speaker 1: So no, she probably weighs like ninety five hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So West does just sort of toss her around, and
she gets over that wall pretty easily.
Speaker 2: With a little help. And that's it because we saw
was it Kenny helping Tina? Yeah, he literally just puts
his hands together and then just like shoves her over
the wall.
Speaker 1: Its great, Yeah, and she goes flying over that wall. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wes and Casey are absolutely horrible at the shooting part,
and of course West blames Casey, but they're just not
very good at it. The getting the seventy pound block
over the wall seems to be the most difficult part
for everybody. Durrell and Aviv they run through this thing
pretty quickly, but so do THEO and Shonda and Tina
and Kenny. It was surprising to see all three of
those teams do so well, especially Tina and Kenny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, is that much better than Casey?
Speaker 1: Like, no, I agree with that, but not that.
Speaker 5: Much well, And honestly, I don't think that Kenny is
very good at this time, Like he's athletic ish, but
like neither of the Honestly, I do think that Wes
and Casey are a better team than Tina and Kenny.
Like Tina's probably slightly better than Casey at some of
this stuff, like definitely better at Casey, better than Casey
at puzzles. But I think Kenny is significantly farther down
than West is at a lot of these games. So
I like, I if I put Tina and Kenny up
against Wes and Casey, I might go Wes and Casey.
Speaker 4: What of money is to beiing Kenny and Tina?
Speaker 3: Me too. Yeah, I hear what you're saying, Darln.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You can't argue with Kenny's stats. And like, I hear
what you're saying, and he is very hot and cold,
and like he doesn't always do well. But Zach, what
he played seven challenges and one four of them or
some shit.
Speaker 2: But we're in our minds, we're supposed to remember.
Speaker 1: First is first one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, in the moment with the knowledge we had then, yeah,
I think you know you sail Wes better than Kenny.
Speaker 3: That's true. Yes, in our yes, with the knowledge we
have currently, Wes looks.
Speaker 5: Like I mean, But of course, as as I'm saying
all of this, I'm also thinking, like Tina maybe only
like Kenny, maybe lesser than than Wes in this challenge.
And Tina may be slightly better than Casey, but Tina
at least has the heart to do a lot of
this ship and Casey seems to give up a lot quicker.
Speaker 4: So you also do like we're kind of at the
tail end of the era at this point in time,
where like Tina, Coral and Victoria like considered like the
top Veronica or the top women in the challenge at
this point, but.
Speaker 1: They were only ever the top women because of their
social game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is also when it kind of changes
from mostly so yeah, like competitives and.
Speaker 4: Yes, interesting and I don't know, I could Coral is
always a bad ass of the challenges.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Coral was. I mean, Coral had the had the
physical side of it too. But anyway, so we have
we're going down to the to the end.
Speaker 5: Everybody he's competed and ultimately it's Drella and Levive who
win and they get the very first pardon of the game.
Speaker 1: And Darrell is real happy and real.
Speaker 5: Petty with this, and he goes, it's gonna be Tina
and Kenny. They were the first ones to say our
name they're going in, which.
Speaker 3: Is smart, right, I mean there's nothing, Yeah, there's no
bad call, like this is what they should have done
and for the right reason, then nobody can call them
out for like this makes sense.
Speaker 2: I was kind of excited by this because we had
not seen him pardon so far, and I'm like, fine,
at least we get to see what happens when that
situation comes about.
Speaker 3: Yep, and this is a good time for for them
to do it too, right, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a little surprised they didn't choose Wes
and Casey, but yeah, Tina and Kenny made a whole
lot of sense.
Speaker 3: Pace even says it at some point like being shitty
is keeping him in the game. Now I'm working against
them at first, but now this is why, this is
why they're there. They're the team.
Speaker 4: They've got far enough now where they're the layup that
everyone wants to drag to the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so we are onto the exile.
Speaker 5: So if you are listening to this on Patreon, then
you have heard me say this many times before because
you were listening to all of the episodes at once.
But if you are listening to this on our weekly episodes,
then it will have.
Speaker 1: Been a little while since you've heard this.
Speaker 5: The game for the Exile, we have THEO and Shanda
versus Tina and Kenny.
Speaker 1: It is a race. You have two checkpoints in this race.
Speaker 5: Both checkpoints have an optional puzzle, and if you do
the puzzle and you get it right, then you get
a reward. That rewards be anything from dropping your bags
to jumping in a car and having that take you
to the finish line. Each team is given bags of
weight that are equivalent to the amount of luggage that.
Speaker 1: They brought in.
Speaker 5: So for THEO and Shanda they have one hundred and
eighty six pounds and for Tina and Kenny they have
one hundred and sixty four. This kind of surprised me
that Tina had less weight. Tina and Kenny had less
weight than THEO and Shanda, And there are flags at
both checkpoints that you have to grab and take with
you in order to finish and win.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is there any anything exciting about this that you
can just want to chime in on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the last I watched before bed last night.
I don't remember what happened.
Speaker 6: Nice well, so I guess I guess standard right, Like,
it's just kind of.
Speaker 5: Well, this one, this one was actually one of the
I think this may have actually been the closest one.
It would be helpful if I just gave you guys.
Speaker 1: Maybe would actually have it. Not.
Speaker 5: So, both teams pick up their bags. THEO of course
immediately complaining, oh, so much weight to you. Uh, Tina
and Kenny already know that they have to pick up weight.
Tina and Kenny just pick it up and start going,
which was kind of surprising. But anyway, they all get
to the checkpoint and it's the word puzzles, where like,
you know, you have sitting on top of the world
type of thing. All of those Tina and Kenny get
it almost instantly, and.
Speaker 1: Well, you yeah, I thought they were easy. We all
think they're easy. But THEO and Shanda apparently didn't think
they were that easy, because they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Carlyn, surprise me again.
Speaker 1: I know. So they get to drop all their bags.
Speaker 5: Tina and Kenny drop all their bags and they take
off and they are they leave well before THEO and Shanda.
Speaker 1: They pull up on checkpoint two.
Speaker 5: THEO and Shanda are still on checkpoint one, or at
least the way that the editing is going.
Speaker 1: Check Point two is a math puzzle.
Speaker 2: What's up that I was gonna say?
Speaker 4: Just looked and Shanda came in second to last in
the initial like logic competition.
Speaker 3: They did logic, so then yeah.
Speaker 5: They probably are still sitting at checkpoint one when Tina
and Kenny get to check point two. Check Point two
is a math problem, So they have numbers. I think
it's like one through nine. You have to put them
on in a triangle and each side has to be
the same amount. They try it initially and don't quite
finish it and say, you know what, fuck it, let's
just keep running.
Speaker 1: We don't know how far behind us THEO and Shanda are.
Speaker 5: They get about halfway to the finish line and realize
they forgotten their flag, so they both turn around and
come back.
Speaker 1: And that's when Tina kind.
Speaker 5: Of goes, wait a second, let me see if I
can finish this, because THEO and Shonda still have it.
Come up and she finishes it, and so they jump
in the car and they take the car to the
finish line.
Speaker 2: Who finishes it?
Speaker 1: Tina finishes it.
Speaker 5: She finishes that as THEO and Shanda show up on
the correct that's right, Kenny.
Speaker 2: Henny switches some of the rocks and it turns out
that's right. Yes, beautiful because TJ starts making fun of
him when they get to the end. She's like, he's like,
he's like, Kenny figured it out. Tina just like giving
her about it.
Speaker 1: Yep, that is true. I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: But yeah, they finish it as THEO and Shanda are
like coming up and over the side of the beach
to come up to check point two. Yeah, so they
Tina and Kenny ultimately end up winning. THEO and Shanta
do finish the checkpoint too and take the car. But
I think the best part of this entire episode was
seeing the car pull up back at the house later on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys remember this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like how they put things out of order a
little bit, so you're kind of surprised too.
Speaker 2: As the cars pulling.
Speaker 1: Up m m.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody's excited to see them because I think everybody
looked at them as the weaker team that they want
in the game. So I think. I think the whole
house was hoping and will go home.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean the best part about the The
reason why I say the car pulling up was the
best part was because the car pulls up and no
one gets out, and so Wes jumps up.
Speaker 1: And over the railing of the uh of the porch
and goes to the car. He says, I'm just gonna
go open it.
Speaker 5: He goes and opens the door of the car and
there's no one in the car. It kind of looks
back and everybody's like, what the fuck, And then he
realizes that Tina and Kenny are laying down in the
bed of the truck.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 3: I don't remember this. I must have been a sleep
I can have passed out.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the funniest part.
Speaker 2: It was pretty funny in the elimination. I was also
happy we finally got to see someone win the get
in the car drive to the finish line. Yes, that's
the first time for that.
Speaker 3: Good times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the episode.
Speaker 3: That's the episode.
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Speaker 2: What do we have for credent scene?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: So we just have everyone's sitting down for dinner and
Tina and Kenny just going back and forth to each other.
Tina is making fun of Kenny's nose, so he injured.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't talk about that. He full on slams
his face into the ground trying to dive under the
uh the net, the net. It's in Sydney. When we
were there watching the Sydney watched it, and she's like, oh, ship, yeah,
he just went full face plant on this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those like he just lost concentration for
a second or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Just then Wes West is like, yeah, they don't
they don't really care about this. But Kenny's word because
he's not pretty anymore.
Speaker 4: So Yeah, So Satina's telling Kenny she has a good
plastic surgeon gon to hook him up with, you know,
get him to have his nose reduced. He's like, and
I'd rather have a big nose than you who has
a flat face. He looks like you got hit in
the face with the frying pan. And then Shanda pops
and is like, Kenny, do you realize that when you
get older, you're gonna look and sound just like Rodney Dangerfield.
Speaker 3: Good times? I do like Kenny. He's a fucking asshole.
Speaker 4: But you know, you know that another random it's a
random Kenny fact. I just saw this because I was
looking at you know, all their fresh meat, their original
testing that they did.
Speaker 3: Here's a list.
Speaker 4: Here's a full list of the people who did worse
at the wall climbing than Kenny Casey. That's it, really, yes.
Speaker 3: Wow, Casey the one at wall climbing than Kenny. Yes,
I'm kind of surprised. Cage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did it in about fifty two seconds. Biggie
did in like thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Jesus fucking Kenny. So the sandbagging geez, maybe crazy.
Speaker 2: Can't get those long legs over that wall.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: The fat and good used that momentum to propel yourself forward.
Speaker 2: Do you think you just picked the gun up and
put it on the top of the wall.
Speaker 3: I mean, we didn't see it, but that's how I
guess just like flung him over.
Speaker 1: Over acted like the blob and just launched him over.
Speaker 3: It consumed the wall.
Speaker 2: Kind of stuff fat guys can do.
Speaker 3: Right, Does it count if you eat the wall? Does
that count as ascension?
Speaker 1: Wait? Did he go over the wall?
Speaker 5: Did he pulled the the Kool egg Man and goes
through the wall?
Speaker 3: The Kool aim would be a good good break.
Speaker 2: Poor We were watching the montage on the last episode
which we're heading into. Cindy did ask was that guy
the first guy eliminated? And I was like, Bigie, No,
he actually stuck around for a while. She was shocked.
Speaker 3: He was in an All Stars like semi recently, the
motherfucker's still in this show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big big gig he was there for a while.
Just in general.
Speaker 4: Biggie beat out Kenny in the forty yard Dash.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, my god, he must not have been taking
this seriously.
Speaker 3: No kidding, that's bizarre, weird.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, well we are heading into the finale of
Fresh Meat to Go. I think do we still have
two episodes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I got one of the cars going.
Speaker 2: I thought we only had one left.
Speaker 3: No, if we should be so lucky.
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