Speaker 1: Everyone, welcome back.
Speaker 2: That is a Dragons episode fifty six. I am here
with Anthony Teking one on one.
Speaker 1: It's Agnes. Agnes.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, Agnes.
Speaker 1: It means lamb of God.
Speaker 2: Is she religious? I guess they was started.
Speaker 1: She's from fourteen fifty three. Of course she's fucking religious.
Speaker 3: I rusts before we started, said I didn't have to
wear pants, so I just took them off.
Speaker 2: Oh I did actually say that. That's not He's not
even making it up. He messages me saying do I
need to wear pants? And I said you could. You
could do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Mad. I'm also here vacation week. I'm not wearing pants.
Speaker 2: It with Wilhelm Daniel Green, the Shark.
Speaker 4: Looking for.
Speaker 1: Contributed to.
Speaker 2: He's got a new audio set up. He was very
excited about it. Just everybody, if you could be polite
and just smile and not along, it will make it nice.
Speaker 1: This is nice because now he's going to be doing
like audio bits instead of visual bit.
Speaker 3: So like genuinely actually wait, wait, okay, I'm gonna turn
all the special effects off because fu blind people.
Speaker 2: I'm here with Norman breaks.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm I'm Norman over here, and then I have
I'm not wearing pants either.
Speaker 1: Are we? Wait? Really is this don't know? I said not, Okay, it's.
Speaker 2: Normally it's very cold, very cold where you are currently.
And I with Cody Shraberty. Hey, it's me Cody, Cody's Roberty.
Speaker 4: Saw the big giant girl.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you guys, you guys have entered the domain
of Barbarossa, the Barbarian god. And it's this like feud,
this snowy plane and this giant I'm talking enormous lady.
It stands over you. You know, you're about the size
of one part like a finger knuckle.
Speaker 1: Is appreciate the scale of this token?
Speaker 2: Yes, you you. I brought you to a battle map
that you will need to zoom out on because you
are very tiny in context of the battle map. She
she is about, according to the battle which might not
be true, about one hundred and sixty feet wide. So yeah, huge, huge,
huge lady. And she looks down with fury and in
her voice and fury in her eyes. And I really
don't think there's any fucking around here.
Speaker 1: She you.
Speaker 2: You feel the winds start to pick up around you.
She pulls out a giant frost axe and she looks
down and she's just gonna start swinging.
Speaker 1: So it's just a meansure.
Speaker 2: By your side is Bone Slaw, Blackbeard, HATCHI Coo, Palmo Washington,
Jesus Christ, this is your current team.
Speaker 1: And Bears are yeah against the skyscraper.
Speaker 6: We take out our slotted spoons and we get right
into Corona that she really comes.
Speaker 1: Into Flying Caesars, gonna get you creature.
Speaker 2: She's like whole Guard, like right, she's got she's you know,
she's like the prototype of Holguard. She's like the neo
hole Guard. And she's standing there. George Washington looks up
and Holy Mother of Christ, and Jesus goes, you cool,
my man.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: He just puts her hand or George washing to the
shoulder and he goes, don't worry, I'm here man. They
like hold each other.
Speaker 5: Normal quickly says, well, you know what they say. The
bigger they are, the hard they fall, and hopefully on me.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Palm looks disgustedly at Norman and is like, it would
it would kill you?
Speaker 1: It is, I mean I love the way to go.
Speaker 4: I die a happy man.
Speaker 1: Stuffocating like that high five. Normal you are you are
a weird little man.
Speaker 2: I don't actually like you that much.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's okay, she can step on me anytime.
Speaker 2: This is palmo walking, unless it applies to palm her
as well.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean you too.
Speaker 2: I guess, okay, okay. George Washington, he doesn't have his
gun anymore because it disintegrated and into Frank's mind. So
I guess, I guess he's just going to beam him.
He just pulls out his Democracy flag. He's he's got
his United States flag and oh god, he's like low
and spell slots really, and he's going to point the
flag towards Barbarossa and is going to do a a
flaming thingy flame.
Speaker 1: Strike all right. Else, I don't think she's going to
be hard to hit.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think I think she's not going to be
difficult to miss her. Okay. It is a cylinder of fires,
essentially eighty six damage. She's got to do a dexterity
saving throw. I guess, Actually, no, she doesn't. She instantly
fails all dexterity saving throws. So a cylinder of fire
erupts from the sky is a fucking awful cylinder of fire. Terrible,
this cylinder of fire erupts from the sky and comes
down on Barbarosa, and she barely notices it as it
sort of cinges her skin. And that is George Washington's turn. Willhelm,
it is your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay. You compared it to the size of a skyscraper, correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sort of, yeah, okay, skyscraper like just huge.
Speaker 1: Norman, you told me a tale about the future of America.
Oh well, I guess you're past my future where people
successfully took out two skyscrapers. Quickly tell me the story
of Fine eleven once again. It's our only hope.
Speaker 5: It's our only hope. But we can get some type
of large aircraft. I don't I don't think we could
do that. I don't know if you could make that
improvised weapon.
Speaker 1: If only Aaron Rodges was eadian with it.
Speaker 7: That's a callback call.
Speaker 5: We gotta make the tower or her fall by throwing.
Speaker 4: Something large and explosive at her. Oh man, I could
do fireballs.
Speaker 1: I'm large and explosive once I eat gruel girl me
ripping attack? Is it like only a creature yell size?
I'm assuming. Yeah, there's no way I could trip. This
is like you would the impression on should I do.
I don't have a cable.
Speaker 5: Well you okay, will Helm like you're maybe stick to
what you're good at, go for the kneecaps.
Speaker 3: Maybe, Okay, Rusted's first thing I'm gonna do is I'm
gonna do a perception. Do I see any airfields around me?
Speaker 1: Kind of like abandoned air face?
Speaker 2: You look, you're in the frozen tundra wastes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there's ruins. I will say, you're.
Speaker 2: Very cold because you're just wearing a robe.
Speaker 1: With my tie. I keep the tie you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know where you've got a tie back,
but sure you're a robe and a tie.
Speaker 1: So that there's Do I need to roll perception or
there's just nothing?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not just looking around. You're in frozen, icy tundra.
There is no airfield with planes.
Speaker 1: Okay. Is there any sounds of planes in the air.
Speaker 2: There were no sounds of planes of the air. The
only thing you hear is the rushing sound of icy winds.
Speaker 1: Okay, shit, man, Like, I can't how do I hurt?
Like my improvised weapon can't pierce its skin? What we like?
If I hit it as hard as I can, that's.
Speaker 3: Like the equivalent of a cricket running into me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's currently sort of you're on the edge of
this icy cliff and she's standing there. There was actually
a little bit of a gap between you and her
at the moment.
Speaker 6: Oh you are attractive man. You you get in there
and you kick her ass. It looks like my fourth husband.
Speaker 2: You can already see that bone still is crouching and
getting Ready's a jump again.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna do I'm sorry, the Commander's strike right,
like I let someone else on my team go. I
feel like everyone else is going to be better equipped
to actually inflict damage on this person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who are you doing it on?
Speaker 1: Oh Norman for sure? Okay, Norman, all right, So I.
Speaker 4: Picked the opportunity to use an attack now and said.
Speaker 1: I think so. I'll read it for you if you want, Yeah,
because I don't take it on your turn.
Speaker 2: There's one weapon attack. It's one it's one weapon attack.
It has to be a weapon.
Speaker 1: It's a weapon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just read it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, Norman. Then it's going to be, uh that
it's gonna be I have.
Speaker 8: Tony's not here.
Speaker 4: He gets ready and then it's like trips.
Speaker 2: Over like not has be a weapon attack.
Speaker 1: So all right, what what weapons?
Speaker 4: We don't have a fucking r PG.
Speaker 1: I mean you have bones law.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but bones can't he can't use it to move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just make itig than bones lawyway.
Speaker 2: Probably I think Yeah, total total round damage? You do Pomo?
Speaker 1: How does Pomo fight with magic?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Ye?
Speaker 1: Black Beard is also spells?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, black Beard Pomo range but that all spells.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 6: We just have to tell casters all of you are useless.
Speaker 1: Instead, I'm gonna do a goating strike. I'm gonna go
in and focusing.
Speaker 2: On Jesus still had his gun. Okay, you have to
hate with a goating strike, So how will you hate her?
You are not within mela range?
Speaker 1: Okay, then all hurl a dagger. I have a dagger.
I'll throw a dagger. Yeah, dagger to my inventory before
a weapon became passed away all your possessions.
Speaker 4: Wait, Anthony made me a dagger. Did Anthony make you
a dagger as well? That happened.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, in the beginning of the campaign you had
a dagger, but in the bar of Corpus you gave
all of your weapons away explicitly, and at that point onwards,
you did not have a weapon until you picked up
You're not a weapon right. It is a plot point
that you do not have weaponry, so you do not
have a dagger message.
Speaker 1: I am at nine to eleven someone I can't throw ship.
I can't mix some with you.
Speaker 6: Sare take my lucky roll and pen Sonny Clapper.
Speaker 2: Okay, you could take Agnes's rolling pin that she explicitly has.
I will let you take that. You could throw the
rolling pin. That's an improvised weapon.
Speaker 4: Just roll it, Grandmama.
Speaker 1: I used that technique so many.
Speaker 2: Do the damage? Is it a goating?
Speaker 1: Yes, you lose the rolling pins. You can only make
the one attack. It's the rolling pin about her. That
was my last maneuver.
Speaker 2: By the way, the rolling pin flies through the air
much like a plane and strikes Barbarosa and then clutch
do the damage. Do the damage for the rollings.
Speaker 3: Just had nine to elevench footage plague in my head. But
there's a rolling pin hit.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It isn't saying how much nine eleven comes up in
Roster's D and D campaigns, because it's all all three campaigns.
Speaker 1: It's a fun time to reference. I mean, you know,
all right, that's bad.
Speaker 5: You're the one who made two towers.
Speaker 3: Okay, now they need to make a wisdom say through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you do the damage first though with the
D eight as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, and then rob a D eight.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, okay, I'm gonna put the number eight. There
we go. It's not the number eighth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, safe, I will do that for Barissa.
Speaker 3: She looks dumb because she's big, and that's my sizes.
I'm a sizest you are blind.
Speaker 1: People and large people. Is the shock like five four
this whole time?
Speaker 2: Actually, unfortunately she succeeds. It is her weakest stat, but
she does succeed.
Speaker 1: She's so good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, weeks, that's a plus seven guys, that's good.
Speaker 2: With all of the gods, their weakest sets were plus sevens,
right like then their stronger stats are like the plus fourteen's.
Speaker 1: I have a second action, So I'm just gonna try
and close the disc. I'm going to just jump down
the can. You're gonna slid down the yeah, yeah, yeah,
you could do that. I'm gonna need I'm gonna need
some sort of role because it's what.
Speaker 6: If I use Agnes as a surfboard. She's round, she's
very plump, she's hearty as hell. She's had twenty two children, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like one of those bouncy balls.
Speaker 4: I'll just use her word.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's this old lady with like a bush.
Speaker 2: Because this is what I will allow. If you want
to go both go down together. I will give you
advantage on the role as long as Agnes consents to
being used, like.
Speaker 1: Has already said that she is sexually attracted to the shop.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, okay, So Wilhelm, you ride Agnes and
I need to I need you to give me. I
need you to give me. It's probably an acrobatics check,
but you have advantage.
Speaker 1: The back of this old lady. May I make a
case that it's at Lenox now, yes, yeah, yeah, show show.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it's one of the other do
athletics to athletics. You have advantage a vantage athletics. So
so you you, yeah, you barrel down this icy cliff
until you reach the bottom.
Speaker 6: There's ice and rocks slamming into Agnes's face and she
gives zero fu.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you guys. You guys now reach the bottom
and you're now in the chasm of this icy valley,
and you're just like at the toes of Barbarosa. All right,
you still that's your movement. You still have more attacks.
Speaker 1: You can use. You still have more How close am
I now you are? You are within melo range? Now
you've sat down. Yeah, I'm a grappler. You can't, you
really cannot. Oh did I climb her? Yeah, let's start.
That would be movement. You've used all your movement. Oh okay,
then you can climber next time. But for the moment,
I'll smack her foot real good.
Speaker 2: But you're not a weapon. Okay, do you give me
two more improvised with my monk fist to send a message. Okay,
you use your bonus action.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking role player. I'm not gonna roll.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna know. Okay
you yeah, use your Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Did so big? Did she.
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 1: I just assumed she had thick skin? My fault harbor classes?
Speaker 9: She has?
Speaker 2: Really she has p Harber class eleven. But whenever you
you you you do hit her?
Speaker 1: Scrape how it's done? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course you can.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was standing like this, by
the way, those anyway, my hip was thrust h So
when I get off Agnes.
Speaker 2: I just rolled forward and I do want to yeah,
well okay, well so for all blind listeners, h willhel
puts his two fists up and sort of to the.
Speaker 6: Very similar to if you've ever seen Bleach Yamamoto's how
he punches wander ways, that's.
Speaker 1: What he does.
Speaker 5: Actually, that's called the gamma, the yamazookia versai at the
technique used in fourth Karate.
Speaker 1: I got it. It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: It's it looks like the Fusion dance, but without the
fingers out with fists fist yeah right right, but yeah, yeah,
you you you hit her, but it sort of almost
feels like it, doesn't it. It's barely scraped out.
Speaker 1: And now, oh no. She looks at everybody on the thing.
Speaker 2: She's not goaded by the shark, and actually, to be honest,
she kind of out of her field of view a
little bit. Yeah, because you're so tiny, but everybody on
the ice cliff isn't. And she looks over at George
Washington so far has been the only one who's actually
attacked her, so He's probably going to be prime target
number one. She breaks up her frost axe, breaks it
up over her head and is going to slice into
George Washington. It does hit George Washington for thirty six damage.
George Washington desperately tries to put his flag of America
up in the way, but it cuts through the Flag
of America, cuts into George and then cuts through the mountain.
So the icy cliff face is split in twain between
say Jesus Norman and Palmer on one side, Cody Hatchiko
Bone Slow, and black Beard on the other. As George
Washington is now falling into this crevice he took the
thirty six damage. Barbarosa brings the axe up again and
is now going to use reckless attack to get advantage,
which means you will have advantage on her. She hits
this time for forty four damage.
Speaker 1: M but he's falling down the crevice. Yeah, he doesn't even.
Speaker 2: Have George has a decent amount of health, so yeah, no,
not not anymore because he took like eighty.
Speaker 1: He he's sort of.
Speaker 2: Bloodied in the whole, and now he has to make
a con safe or he gets frozen in place. And
let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: And he fails.
Speaker 2: So then he's he's now in the crevice of this
hole and his body starts icicles forming across him.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: He sees the American flag broken over the top of
normally it is now your turn.
Speaker 4: All right, Norman, just witness that happen.
Speaker 5: He looks to the right and just sees him like again,
shocks us that George Washington just got cooked.
Speaker 4: And he's like, start slowly backing up thirty feet.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: So he's gonna back up thirty feet.
Speaker 5: And then he is going to fire a lightning bolt
right towards this beauty face.
Speaker 4: And that's what he says.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, the range of sixty feet one hundred feet.
Oh oh yes, yes, yeah, okay, do whatever you need
to do for is it.
Speaker 1: Saving th her?
Speaker 4: You have to you have the dexterity favor throw.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So she fails to do the damage, that's great. So
you fire off that like I was.
Speaker 4: I was gonna do Norman's like I was gonna do
a sunbeam. But she does not look very dexterous. So
I think this is the move. And it's a sixty eight.
Speaker 2: Sixty eight. I thought it was eighty six.
Speaker 4: Am I wrong? It is an eighty six.
Speaker 1: From your eighty six.
Speaker 4: I had a good role too.
Speaker 2: Anyway, well we will see you might get a better
roll in eighty six. We would be incredible if you do.
Speaker 1: It's not come on, can't brust edge at this point.
It's a running gag. Just you know that terrible role.
Terrible role.
Speaker 2: Eighteen damage, eighteen damage. As you blast a lightning volt
towards Barbarosa through the gap, betwecause it's got a five
foot wide like it's in between Jesus and Pomo. They
feel the lightning rush past them as it blasts Barbarossa
and leaves like a small little powdery stain on her body.
Speaker 1: Really not that much.
Speaker 5: Norman's like, well, I wasn't fully concentrating, Mommy, I mean sorry,
I mean I mean mommy, sorry, I.
Speaker 1: Mean together, man, I gotta lock it in. I gotta
lock it in.
Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, all.
Speaker 2: Right before Jesus goes now, we're gonna do the first
of the legendary actions. Cody, Pachico, Bonslaw, black Beer, Jesus Palmer.
You start feeling this icy wind pick you up as
it starts to torrent around Barbara's actually, to be honest,
Agnes and Wilhelm, you probably get caught up in this
as well. But I will give you, guys advantage because
you're at the bottom of it. I need all of
you to do a strength saving through except for Norman
who who backed out of the range of it. But yeah,
Agnes and Wilhelm, you have advantage on it. I need
a Cody. Oh, I got all the rest of the
NPC is hot up. Not George Washington because he's stuck
in the in the hole. Oh oh god, love. He
is not very strong actually, despite his build. He is
the sorcerer. Hatchko is quite strong actually, despite being a dog.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why are we rolling so badly? And then.
Speaker 2: And then as well as well?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, everyone's rolling. So okay, We've got
like two good roles O everyone three? Both is good?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay. So Willhelm you stay in place, Agnes, Blackbeard,
Hatchy Coat, Cody, Jesus Christ. You guys get brought into
this windy fury and it pushes you.
Speaker 1: Just like around.
Speaker 2: You guys are now in the air and you're caught
in this like windy torrent An. You too, yeah, yeah,
a bounce it around and you're just sort of cut
caught in this gale of wind.
Speaker 1: How big is this this? Like is it like a
tornado or tape?
Speaker 2: It's almost a tornado around her. So Norman, who is
not here right now, so I'll reminder when he gets back,
you cannot see her through this torrent of icy wind
now around her and she roars. But there you go.
That's that's the ice storm.
Speaker 5: You are.
Speaker 2: You are unable to move, and you will be moving
around her at the start of your turn about like
thirty feet intervals around her. Your entire movement will be
used to okay, to rotate around her. And it is
now Jesus turn.
Speaker 1: Jesus time.
Speaker 2: Wow, he says, you can still still move a little
bit whilst you're in the in the top bedic fury
and he's being buffeted by the storm. When he starts
his turn within the storm, he's going to take damage,
not too much damage, but a little bit of damage.
She takes two D six damage, which is eight. So
he takes eight damage and he looks down and just
goes like he he loudly gulps as there's just like
this like hundreds of foot drop below him. What would
Jesus do in this situation? Gosh, he's he's going to
desperately flail, like like passing by Barbarosa's like arm. He's
going to desperately try and flail. He has disadvantage on
his attacks. He's going to try and strike Barbarosa.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he does.
Speaker 2: He does it though, dealing a total of fifteen damage. Wow,
which is okay. Her health, Her health, bar is so big.
Speaker 1: Blackbird also got caught up right right rid.
Speaker 2: He's desperately being flung around by ice and storm. He
takes the five damage. I think he's just going to
throw fireballs at Barbarossa. The problem with that, I think
I think he's going to. I think he'll be smart
enough about it where he like throws it into her
face so it won't hit anybody else. So she he
chucks a fireball, which which is way better than Norman's
lightning bolt. I do want to say Norman is not
here to hear it, but he does thirty seven damage
is like twice as much, and blasts into Barbarosa's into
Barbarosa's face.
Speaker 1: Bone.
Speaker 2: Slaw resisted the the ice storm, and he's standing at
the cliff's edge.
Speaker 1: He sees this torrent.
Speaker 2: He sees everybody flailing about the storm, and he goes that.
Speaker 1: Looks like a lot of funder. He just jumps. He
wants to be part of the torrents. You know. It
brings him.
Speaker 2: Closer towards Barbarosa, and he creates his like super sulkin gloves. Yes,
and he's going to spectrol fist punch, which he hits twice. Wow,
forty three damage into Barbarosa.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a hunch.
Speaker 2: But he does take the two D six damage from
being in the ice storm. Cody, what's twelve damage as well?
Speaker 1: Cody?
Speaker 7: From where I am, I know, I'm like in this
ice storm. Can I see Barbarosa through the window?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: So you have disadvantage on your attacks because you're it's
sort of you're buffeted by it.
Speaker 7: But you can say, if I need to aim like
a spell in a you would be able to You
would be able to do it. Would I want to
do Yeah, Like, let me know if would would Cody
think this would work?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 7: Before I try it, I have a sparkle Bones of
the Earth, which makes six giant pillars of stone come
out of the ground.
Speaker 1: I want to try and place all six of them beneath.
Speaker 7: One of her feet and they are whopped out of
the ground instantaneously to try and like trip her.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I really thought you were gonna go somewhere
else with that, Yes, could you could? You could put Yeah,
that's a really really good idea. So how big are
the of them?
Speaker 1: They're only thirty feet tall, but they shoot up instantaneously.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, that would sort of be the only
way that you could trip her.
Speaker 7: That's insane. She needs to make a dex thirty saving throat.
I'll be knocked prawn and take a little bit of
damage for this.
Speaker 2: I would make her do the deck saving throw because
she instantly fails the ones where it's spelled like damage based,
but this one I would because it would be her
like avoidance deck safe, she would automatically fail, but this
would be her chick keep her seventeen.
Speaker 7: So, yeah, I am at the floor underneath the foot
because this is Agnes and sharkar one for I'll aim
at the other.
Speaker 1: And just like I'm in the storm right now, So
it's yeah with you in the store.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's in the store. It's just Wilhelm's static strong.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought Wilhelm.
Speaker 1: I thought they were like too close to be in
the storm, but in mind.
Speaker 2: And they had advantage. But no, Agnes Scott caught up.
But yeah, you create this stone beneath her feet. Uh
deck safe?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I mean they were just then Okay,
they exist, they're around.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna use my bonus action to wild ship.
By the way, that was a sick level spell. Yeah, yeah,
I only I'm going to wild ship into a Quetza Courtless,
which is a flying dinosaur. Yeah. The huge wingspan on
that thing. I saw it in the National History Museum.
They're very cool. They're very cool, Cody, this is not me.
I've never been the Natural History Museum. But then I
get a flying speed of eighty So I want to
try and move out the storm.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, can you move up? Yeah, you can move up,
but you'll still be in the storm.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah the storm is like as tall as her then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if you wanna, If you want to use
your wings to flip out the storm, I would need
some sort of strength check from you.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh what is it? Cordless strength? Let's see.
Speaker 2: And I hope you didn't cast that spell because you
knew she instantly failed deck saves, because you we're all
at the same pace that it was just in terms
of like area of effects spells, and not in terms
of like her keeping herself upright or doing any sort
of like that, you know, maneuvering stuff.
Speaker 1: I cast the spell because I thought it could tripper up. Yes, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going to turn into Quitte Cutless, which has
a strength of only two, but.
Speaker 2: It does allow you to fly and try to get
out of the story saving throw. Is it just like
a check in this situation, I'd let you do like
an athletics.
Speaker 1: Check, a flets check. Okay, does Queta Cutless have proficiency
in athletics? Well, I don't know, all right, it doesn't
look like it has any proficiencies.
Speaker 6: It has perception, Okay, very perceptive, all right, how's ave me?
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, Wow, that is rough. That is rough
as you are.
Speaker 1: Who I am a dinosaur?
Speaker 2: Now you are a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Your your your wings are getting buffeted by this ice stop.
You did need to also take the two D six
at the start of your turn as well, which is
the seven and as you try and trip her up,
she actually slams back down on the rocks and crushes
the the stone back into the ground. She will take
a legendary action. Now if you've ended your turn.
Speaker 1: Now, hold on, I don't know the pillars have thirty health.
Oh yeah, that's important.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right.
Speaker 4: You could still come in hand.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: So she yeah, I have a strategy involving them. So
I hope they stare around you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no they she doesn't crush them instantaneously underneath
her feet, five.
Speaker 1: And thirty health each.
Speaker 2: Okay, the sps. Okay, she's got a whole spell. She's
going to try and grab you, Cody. Oh so this
is what she's gonna do. It's a combo move.
Speaker 1: Oh it hits.
Speaker 2: She grabs you, Cody in your dinosaur form, and then
she chucks you into the air.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: She brings her ice axe round, oh Christ, and sort
of collides almost like she's doing like a tennis serve.
She takes twenty five damage first god nineteen it does
it would hit the air, she smashes it. You are
sent flying with this maneuver. So you will leave the
ice storm.
Speaker 1: You've just been served? Yeah, and I ticked home run better?
Was you just moved to Anthony on the board?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, agnesess you you sorry, Aglas.
Speaker 1: Got appeal, will be right back, all right? Cool? All right,
Well that's going to be the end of my turn
whenever I'm over there.
Speaker 2: Actually, can I can I get a STrenD saving for you?
At least let it?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you fail the strendth saving her, then then you'll
be pushed backwards. Oh you succeed the shrends saving throw,
so you're still in the storm.
Speaker 1: All right? Can you choose to fail it if you
want to get out?
Speaker 2: So you can choose to fail if you would rather
be pushed out of the storm?
Speaker 1: Would push me?
Speaker 2: You would go about eighty feet away, and you would.
Speaker 1: You would land.
Speaker 2: Well either yeah, you would land on a different cliff
face on the other side of the map, but you
would not be in the storm anymore. So that's it's
your choice.
Speaker 1: But would you take fail damage?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: I guess could?
Speaker 7: He just like probably trying to, like in that moment,
trying to weigh the day right of being in the
storm compared to flying out and landing on a cliff.
Speaker 1: The deal, what did deal damage to me?
Speaker 2: Like planting in just yeah, not too much though.
Speaker 7: You know what I will, I will land far away.
I'm out of wild chips, so I I have to
be a spell caster, so I'll do it froma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll say you just take two d.
Speaker 2: Six hours because it's like, do you sort of lose
momentum a little bit as you as you go and
then you just land.
Speaker 1: So welcome back.
Speaker 2: I have edited a whole bunch of it because I'm
saying that's what's gonna remind me. But yeah, she throws
you into the air. As you go up into the air,
you take damage from being bushed by buffeted by bots
of different like icy shards and bits smashing into your body.
Then she hits you in the midsex with an axe
fucking home running hitting you across the map and landing
on like an ice cliff about one hundred and twenty
feet away, and you rope coming out of your dinosaur
form and you are now there out of the storm. Okay,
it is now almost turned. She looks around desperately. She's
out of the sunbeam spell slots, so she now has
to reach into her bag and pull out a new
repertoire of spells, which she also has flame strike. So
she's just gonna do that, which is just the that's
the option to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She brings down a pillar of flames from the sky,
doing thirty two damage to Barbarossa.
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like it does any extra damage to Barbarossa,
but it feels thematically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, itels
like we should be using it regardless, burning into her body. Agnes,
all right, you Barbara bitch, let's serious. I'm going to it.
I'm still bouncing around and like Agnes, is you take
you take six damage?
Speaker 2: Thirty feet around?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: I am going to try to summon my I'm gonna
use grease on her foot to see if I can
trip her up with that.
Speaker 2: Okay, and see if I can. What's the range of grease?
Speaker 1: Sixty feet? So am I sixty feet off the ground?
Or am I higher than I think? You're higher than that? Unfortunately, Okay,
that's that's fine. You are right, you are well over
one hundred feet off the ground. Is her axe made
out of ice or metal? It's made out of stone?
Is the stone iron? She doesn't know.
Speaker 2: She actually doesn't know.
Speaker 6: She doesn't use metal, right, fuck it, you know what
I'm gonna you think you're big.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about grease, though, I here's a thing
about grease. It doesn't have a range of sixty feet,
but gravity can take grease a long way. So like
I can imagine you can cast the spell grease as
sixty feet and then it would drop the remaining like
fifty feet.
Speaker 1: I summoned my pottage and I would throw it ice
because it.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't just hover there in mid air, So I
could say you could do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now if I cast grease, like, let's.
Speaker 2: Say you could throw a ball sixty feet. If you
throw it downwards, it is going to eventually reach south.
Speaker 6: Just a big ball of grease coalesces on my spoon
and I just flick it at her foot and she
has to make a deck save or fall prone. Okay,
hopefully on the giant stone pillars that Cody created.
Speaker 1: So it is only a ten foot square of grease, okay, I.
Speaker 6: Will I will add that if you've ever been walking
barefoot and you land on a little spot of something
slippery that can make you trip up, that add is thing.
Speaker 1: That is a thing.
Speaker 6: Okay, if you've never slipped on a tiny little dollop
of something, that's that's truly accurate.
Speaker 1: I could do something else. If I can't do this,
that's fine. No no no no no no no no
no no. This is good. This is good. I just
think it's it's it's you man, do something else. I
have something else. It's just it's owt to the snow.
It's yo, what We'll do this? I cast in large
on her to make her bigger. Well, this is brilliant.
This is the smartest thing you could have possibly done.
Speaker 8: The ice cracked, so you're using the spell in large
with juice to make her bigger.
Speaker 6: Making her smaller wouldn't matter. So I'm making her even
fucking bigger.
Speaker 1: St Mister Tacks as something limit? Can I can I
come in here with my theoretical bullshit knowledge of medical stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you suddenly increase in size a whole bunch, it's
the Godzilla problem. We're like, if you cut off Godzilla's leg,
the blood pressure loss would kill him before he even
like felt it.
Speaker 3: So I think increasing this creature of such gargantuine size,
who even larger would cause all.
Speaker 1: Kinds there is.
Speaker 6: I think there is a point to be made of
how fucking big she is. If she got even bigger,
there would be a problem there.
Speaker 1: Yes, she would not be able to It's like if
you made a t rex twice as size, it would
die instantly. Okay, yeah, I don't think that's not magic.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna work in the back. And if that was,
if we retroactively applied that logic, I think you would
be dead because size you've been in luge.
Speaker 3: Shut the But I'm saying she's already so big. Life
on that scale is not possible. Twice the size of
a human is possible.
Speaker 1: Twice the size of a skyscraper in eighteen twenty two
is not feasible.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, the target size doubles and all
dimensions and it's weight.
Speaker 1: Doubles. Is this what you're doing? I just need you
to tell me. Are you doing this for one hundred
I'm doing this? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, So Agnes, as you brew up a concoction with
the magic of.
Speaker 1: A crew, and you now she has a con save
she could choose. She is choosing to fail.
Speaker 11: She feels herself getting logic goes this is the best
day of my life. She's amazing, and she grows twice
the size.
Speaker 1: Kay. Now her axe is gonna be like a fucking
spoon to her.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's gonna be like a fucking marker now because
her hand is twice as big for that fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Sorry. The weapons.
Speaker 2: If you you wet the spell, the weapons are also
enlarunched the weapon. The target's weapons also grow to match
its new size.
Speaker 1: Any item drop, but this car does not include everything
that the spell does.
Speaker 5: Ignrman faith right now, as I see the large happening,
Norman's faith palm is crazy.
Speaker 1: Hold up, Oh I want to can I can I
try again?
Speaker 2: Will you try again?
Speaker 9: Went out?
Speaker 3: If she's twice as large, her feet are twice as large,
which means I am now under her foot and dead.
Speaker 2: There will be consequences. We'll get to that.
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 2: You will still survive because I think it will push
you out as opposed to it will.
Speaker 3: Be the funniest instant kill of a party member ever,
if if we if we scientifically accurate, this is the
funniest fucking.
Speaker 2: Thing, to be honest. Sorry, it's just mock's faces, so.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's it's it's very it's it's at the
very end of the spell, and that's not on my card.
Are you okay?
Speaker 2: One hundred percent?
Speaker 1: Are you doing this? I just need this?
Speaker 2: Is it you try?
Speaker 1: That's not how this works. Getting larger, She's even fucking
bigger now, all.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, so twice the size.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not going to be able to
fit in that valley anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel like Russia needs to give propositives and negatives
for this.
Speaker 6: Happenings so high and even hitting the stratosphere.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Okay?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, so now she is three hundred feet long.
There are negative consequences to her. You are right, because
she grows larger. Firstly, all of you are pushed away,
So so it is a sort of slower thing. I
guess so you you it's God, you are how fast?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like boof.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody give me a strength save except for Cody,
who got knocked away. So everybody give me a strength.
Safe because your eyes are being pushed away from her
at a rapid speed.
Speaker 1: George Washington, who is in the.
Speaker 2: Ravice that she is now destroying, is fucked because he
doesn't even see this coming. So yeah, I need I
need a strength, say from everybody. George Washington instant fails. No, no,
not you, Cody, not Cody. I already said, not you, Cody.
Speaker 5: I have that point out the way that she enlarged
in yeah, I already got wrecked by her tips.
Speaker 2: So in the process of enlarging, she will rapidly smash
into cliff sides and cliff faces and will take a
ship ton of damage from jagged ice cliffs spiking into
her body at rapid speeds. So she will be taking
damage I am going to give. I'm going to say
that she takes Oh god, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: In terms of the it's about a I want to
it's we're gonna. I'm gonna do full damage calculation. So
it's like every every ten feet she expanded by, so
so she expanded by about one hundred and fifty feet,
so she's gonna take fifteen DCAM damage.
Speaker 1: I invented a new way to do damage. She takes
fall damage. Okay, I know how much damage does it do?
Twelve body?
Speaker 12: Now I need there. Okay, you guys did crazy on
the did really well? Yeah, Okay, and I need to
do the women, oh, the NVCS, because I wanted to
do that with advantage.
Speaker 4: No, she used reckless attack. Yes that I don't know
if that's saving.
Speaker 2: No, that's a that's just you haven't fondaged when you
attack it.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it.
Speaker 6: I want to do one more thing before I end
my turn though, so we'll get to her through all
of this, and I want to do one more thing.
Speaker 1: But mentor ship bone saw critical success.
Speaker 5: Okay, at large, as she at larger, boslaw grabs her
ard that goes for an arm breathel.
Speaker 2: So this will be so everybody who fails will take
half the damage that she takes, and everyone who succeeds
won't will take no damage.
Speaker 1: Can I can I ask? Can I actually put words
in the NPC's mouth, Rustige. I just know that she
would say this in this moment.
Speaker 2: What would she say? Yeah, her voice gets like notice
of diva. She didn't even really notice the pain. She's
so happy to be this big very now I've.
Speaker 1: Ever wanted to be? Is big? How bigger I get
I become? Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh god, I even do hatchiko Okay, my god,
on my days, where is HATCHI coo, wow, okay, so
half of fifty eight, I just do that. Yeah, so
everybody who's failed Norman Black, Norman, Palmo, Hatchiko, Jesus twenty
nine damage, everybody else takes no damage, and you are
just pushed. Uh, everybody is still pushed to the outsides.
Oh my gosh, Okay, George Washington gets immediately like he's
in this crevice that is getting pushed and jammed further back.
He's still being pushed to the outside. But Norman, you
see George Washington's unconscious body like crumple up next.
Speaker 1: To you.
Speaker 2: As as as he is pushed.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh my goodness, gracious, and yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Is that is the situation we're currently in. Right, what
else are you doing?
Speaker 1: And concentration bonus action. She goes back to me.
Speaker 2: You said you could just do that for free.
Speaker 1: You can't just end. I can't just do that. Whatever
that's in the rolls, that's in the fucking roll.
Speaker 4: And that's why you would go.
Speaker 6: It's the same technique I used on my third husband
when he was getting a little bit.
Speaker 1: Too big, You know what I mean, Just do not
count of the acness has fucking budgic powers in real life. No,
she doesn't. Well, when she was younger, she had magic.
Speaker 4: She just fed him a lot o my days.
Speaker 2: Right, So then you guys have been pushed out far. Yeah,
and then immediately she snaps back again and goes, what
what make.
Speaker 1: Me big again? Okay, No, but I do want to
stay that.
Speaker 2: I do want to state that all of the ice
that was now around her, there was like this big
crater that I'm gonna have.
Speaker 1: To like, Wow, we just made a crater. Yeah. So
so none of that that.
Speaker 2: I've just had to draw back in that area is
cliff face anymore. It's it's because it's been destroyed by her.
So if you do, if you were to make a
big again, she wouldn't take damage anymore because she just
fell that empty space.
Speaker 6: As a side question, is the ground at all cracked
or broken when she increased in wit?
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 6: I mean, there's probably nothing like a giant cavern right
beneath us, but I might as well check.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the ground sort of broken lowered slightly as
well the ice giant woman's shape.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I've done the most damage to her
so far, so the most damage team. You can eat
it too. I think you're actually tied with Barbara Rossa
for the amount of team.
Speaker 2: Had she co Oh my god, how she is wounded
because he's taken so much. You guys are not in
the storm anymore though.
Speaker 7: The the.
Speaker 6: I had other options. I could have done metal. There's
no metal. I could have done grease. That's a storm out.
The storm is like a storm aura. So it's it's
around her body. So it was, it was there, but
when she shrunk again, it came with her. So she is.
Speaker 2: She is a She's got the storm around her, but
she is. You guys are not in it. You guys
are at a comfortable range. Is that the end of
your turn?
Speaker 1: To Agnes, that's the end of my turn? Yes? Fuck okay,
had she Co is, Ah, my work's done here.
Speaker 2: Had she Co is going to run a little bit
further into the crator and just bark a fireball, just
bark a fireball like this. Creature twenty six damage Exploding
fire out George Washington, death saving throw HM failed.
Speaker 1: Oh, Wilhelm, that was one turn order.
Speaker 2: That was Oh she's actually you still know she still
has one. She's already done two legendary. Right, she did
the boom, and she did the ice storm. She still
has one more.
Speaker 1: We we got pushed back up onto a ridge. No
you're no, no, no, no no, because.
Speaker 2: It looks like so you have to use you imagination
a little bit. Because she destroyed the the the fucking
cliff that you're on with her body. You're sort of
at the bottom of the edge of a destroyed cliff, if.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: You know, Russell, I've been willing to buy rat people.
I've been willing to buy a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: He's surviving this. I mean, come on, we gotta draw
the line of realism. Yeah, this is where I traveled.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So how how many turns of movement away am I
from her? It's very hard to tell.
Speaker 1: On this board.
Speaker 2: You could actually right now, right now, it's run us
to be easy. You are you are a out. You're
about sixty feet away from that flat feet it's just
open flat field. Now you're about sixty feet away.
Speaker 1: You can just go Okay, then can I get on
Agnes's back and we charging once again.
Speaker 10: Side of the hipped on the other side, she is
so far away from you now I go slot, Sorry,
but I did want to say before your turn.
Speaker 2: She does have a legendary actually she has. The third
one one was ice storm two was grabbing and attacking Cody.
So the third one is she is going to.
Speaker 1: Throw a rock.
Speaker 2: And she's going to do it in frustration at Agnes. Agnes,
there was a rock coming your way.
Speaker 1: That missus.
Speaker 2: She grabs a chuggle ice from the ground that throws
it at you and you managed to like deflect a
shielder for it slams into the ice behind you.
Speaker 1: Will hell now you go?
Speaker 3: Okay, well rude, but fine. I gosh, by any chance,
did the rolling pin land near me?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: The rolling pin is gone. It got destroyed in all
of that chaos.
Speaker 3: I feel like we should roll a D one hundred
and if I get the number right, it landed near me.
Speaker 2: Okay, give me a number.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Roll it two sixty seven. There's no rolling pin. Damn it? Go?
Speaker 4: I would you know?
Speaker 1: Sixty seven was my eighth guest.
Speaker 2: So well, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Bone slowly starting next to you? Get yeah, I'm bone slaw,
he says. Norman is there. George Washington is unconscious.
Speaker 2: I'll run and and close the distance with a sprint
to use your action to sprint. Yeah, okay, you you
dash and now you're at the base of Barbarosa. Once again,
I need you to do me and a strength saving
third with advantage as you run into the icy on
that's around her. You as you run towards her, sprinting
towards her, you get picked up in this ice storm.
Speaker 3: Oh God, can I use a dexterity and or athletics
to see how I perform?
Speaker 1: What do you read? Are you like flipping? Do a performance?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not performance.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to acrobatics my way into landing high up
on her.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to do a land, Well, you've usually
a movement of this time. I think maybe next time
you might be able to land use the store. Do
you advance to try and land? But I would require
you to do some sort of athletics for that. To
get out of the storm.
Speaker 1: I thought I used an action as a sprint, So
don't I still have my movement?
Speaker 2: Can you use your action to dash, which gives you
thirty feet of extra movement and you use your movement?
Speaker 1: Okay, then I'll just use my second attack to once again,
you don't have another.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, you do not have an attack because you've used
your action to dash the bonus the bonus attacks. I say,
when you make an attack with your attack action, you
may use your bonus attack to attack with the thing.
You can only attack your bonus action if.
Speaker 1: You I forgot, I was out of maneuvers. That was
my problem. Oh I see, okay, yeah, so then then fine,
I'll just ride the wave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry, you really Willhelm just screamed.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, here's what you hear in the distance.
Speaker 2: You you do have action surge if you want to
use that, Yes, that would let you do attacks.
Speaker 1: No, because like what one? How can I? I would
be attacking with disadvantage. I want to waste my action
charge right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been around so you don't. But but but
that's you know, it's up to you. She doesn't lower class.
Speaker 1: I'm just wrong. I would be disadvantaged. I'm gonna save
my action surge. I'm riding the wind.
Speaker 2: You say it, okay, so you will help? Screams and
charges in his monk cloak, buffeting in the wind, getting
picked up by the ice storm, and now fucking being
spun around like a plastic soldier. It is Barbarosa's turn
now for real. Okay, will Helm, you're the only person
in melee range of Barbarosa. Now that everybody's been pushback.
Speaker 1: Does she swat at me?
Speaker 9: She?
Speaker 1: She probably will. Still she still pinched the actus.
Speaker 2: Well, she has two attacks, so I think she's going
to swat it, will Helm and throw a rock actus.
Speaker 1: This is the most dragon ball Z moment of the
entire campaign.
Speaker 2: So you're monk Robes wafting in the wind.
Speaker 1: She no, you know what she's going to do.
Speaker 2: She's gonna use her frost acts to hit you into Agnes.
Speaker 1: She brings it.
Speaker 2: If it hits and you fail the strength save. So
two bird ones to.
Speaker 1: Is clearly dexterity. What are you talking about? He said?
If I fail a strength save, might try to stop the.
Speaker 2: It's going to hit you, and it's whether or not
you let the force of the axe fling you across
the thing, across the across the map. Does a fifteen hit?
It does because you have no armor, because you're in
mug Robes.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Forty damage? Can you give me a straight saving throw?
Speaker 2: Oh, Willhelm, you get hit, you run into this ice storm,
you get picked up. She brings an axe round, hits
you in the mid section, and sends you flying towards
Agnes as she like swingball, turns round, Agnes.
Speaker 1: Is that a deck save on me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For you, I'm gonna give you an opportunity to deck
save out of out of the path of Willhelm. I
would say sixty is probably fired for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do I calculate the damage of the impact?
Can I Oh?
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, could I catch him in a
way that's not like like trying to lessen the damag
you're a frail old woman, and I'm I'm not frail.
You rode me like a toboggan down that funck clip.
Speaker 1: I am not frail. I am a hearty as ship.
I am a robust old woman.
Speaker 4: Is crazy?
Speaker 1: My got my stomach hurts.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I am sturdy, Okay, the shark, I
am just I'm gonna roll forty six for the damage.
Speaker 1: Why does Techic look like he's in the Handmaid's tails?
Speaker 2: You take fourteen damages? You crash on to the ground
in the ice, But watch out, hell, because there's.
Speaker 1: A rock coming your way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is he alive?
Speaker 9: I have to hell, it's you I'm conscious. I'm sorry,
I am a negative three.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: If this is Ali Shark goes, I'm really.
Speaker 1: Okay with It's just what she would do that had
nothing to do with what I did. By the way,
Yeah yeah, your dad would have happened regardless. I really
want to be like a toboggan is gonna be the
title of my next song.
Speaker 2: I really want to recap. We'll ran into an ice storm,
got picked up, smashed her the necks, flung across an
icy tundra, slammed into the ground, and as he was
getting up, got crossed by a rock.
Speaker 1: Norman, guys, I'm good, all right.
Speaker 5: Norman looks to the right and sees George Washington practically dead,
sees what happened to Willhelm, and like I slapped him.
Speaker 4: Up in the face, and he's like, all right, time
to lock in and game it up.
Speaker 1: If nothing else, She's not focused on you right now,
He's gonna walk.
Speaker 4: Forward to get with n Ring. Actually doesn't matter. He
doesn't even need to walk forward. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
how far let's see.
Speaker 2: He is about sixty seventy.
Speaker 4: Eighty Again, I could I could do a lightning vault again.
Speaker 2: Thing about you Norman, as you were pushed away, but
you were on top of the thing, so you are
not you want to get you You're still on a
cliff face.
Speaker 4: S Plus, my spells have pretty long, pretty long in
So Norman is charging up a lightning volt.
Speaker 5: But you could tell that it is like it's almost
like it's gonna look like it's stronger than last time.
Speaker 4: And he is casting it at the sixth level.
Speaker 2: Great, let's let's see that as an extra D six,
right or is it two extra D six.
Speaker 4: One two three extra decex.
Speaker 2: So eleventh roll it. It's gonna be once, It's gonna
be once, it's gonna be all.
Speaker 1: Thirty five, It's it's all right, Yeah, it's about down
the meddle in it.
Speaker 2: You could get that damage with a regular I mean,
but you Zappa. This shock of lightning hits into her.
Speaker 1: That that's for the boys.
Speaker 4: I ain't no simp right now, you're doing anything else.
Norman will then use more of his movement. He gets
slightly farther.
Speaker 5: I can't move any more further, but I want to
get exactly one hundred feet from her.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say you
you were over one hundred feet away from her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I will go one twenty for the next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, yah, yeah yeah, cool, cool, cool, Okay, Jesus
Christ And that's by that, I mean it's his time.
Speaker 1: By Jesus is christ Man.
Speaker 2: They didn't warn me about this in the Bible. I
wrote it.
Speaker 1: There's no giants in the Bible. Actually there a yeah there. Wait,
you're right, Agnes, Yes, I've read the Bible. You haven't
read the goddamn Bible.
Speaker 2: I wrote the Bible. Man, I'm Jesus.
Speaker 1: You're not Jesus. I am Jesus. Now you're not. Yes,
I am.
Speaker 2: Hey man, chill out, Chill out, lady.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: What's the name of the little kid and the and
the giant again? It's David Adult Okay, Jesus slingshot.
Speaker 1: What Jesus is?
Speaker 2: So, Jesus just saw Wilhelm get picked up in the
storm and then flung out. I don't know if he
wants to go into that storm, but he can't do
anything from range, so he doesn't. He's quite stuck here.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, like healing magic? That would be good.
Speaker 2: No, but he can do a medicine. Check on on
Wilhelm if he wants to, and he might actually, So
he looks at this, and he looks over at his pupil,
Wilhelm in the monk roads, blooded on the ground, and
he goes, you know what Jesus would do?
Speaker 1: And by Jesus, I mean me.
Speaker 2: Shout up, I would hell my fellow ma and he
walks over said Wilhelm. He's going to do a medicine
check and Wilhelm, which is just a wisdom to try
and stabilize him, he fails.
Speaker 1: He is not studied.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it seems like my miracles don't work in
this universe. Oh yeah, and I was really hungry for fish. Okay,
I think black Beard is going to go up right
next to Hatchigo. So black Beard and had to go
standing next to each other, and they are both going
to continuously do the same thing, which is chuck fireballs
at this monster. Yeah, they're they're going to get low
on spoul slots, but it's not great. But they are
just chucking fireballs at the monster, just barking them.
Speaker 1: Out because they have no they have no visual reference
for this. She is still at half hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, black Beard is flinging fireballs. Had to go is
barking them out as they're blasting it to her. She
will take a lot of the reaction. Now nobody is
within meley range, so all she could do is throw rocks.
She's going to try and she's gonna throw a rock
at the Hatcha Coo and black Beard situation. Situation. Actually
all Norman, I'm gonna roll a D two. I'm rolling
D three. Norman's not even here. Okay, no oh no,
no is o. Norman moved back. He's out of range
of rock.
Speaker 1: I'm rolling a D two. Okay. Hatch is getting a rock.
Speaker 2: She grabs an icy block from the earth and chucks
it towards Hatchiko.
Speaker 1: It hits.
Speaker 2: And knocks Hatchiko unconscious. Ah Hatchi coo O has a
child of ice splinter at him, bloodying parts of his
dog body, and collapses to the ground. Pone's Law is up.
He sees the ice storm and there's a glint in
his eye. He creates the spectral shoes on his feet.
He's going to do his bone Slaw jump where he
does the athletics checks, like just jumping insade distance, and
he does. He he purposely fails the saving check to
get caught in the ice storm. He jumps into the
ice storm and he still has his action, so he
brings up his two fists and he is going to
barrel into into Barbarosa and does a decent amount of
damage because he is barrel.
Speaker 1: Right Bonslaw, He's ready.
Speaker 2: He is here, Cody, it is now your.
Speaker 1: Son, Coddy is sot on right now. So he really
just wants to like blast his bitching killer as quickly
as possible. But he's just seen both the shark and
how she could. He doesn't know about George Washington yet
because he is literally three hundred ft away from me.
Speaker 2: You can not see him. He's like fucking embedded in
the cave. Own Norman knows that George Washington is unconscious.
Speaker 1: There's a big rock on top of the shark. Hatchiki's
bloodied dog body is just on the floor. I think
I have to heal, but I'm on a cliff one
hundred feet away from everyone. What would yeah, your way
off getting down the cliffing towards my allies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you are actually one of the views
on a cliff. Oh yeah, gosh it, oh yeah, Ike, yeah,
you are very far away from them. You would not
be able to do it in one turn. They are
that I don't need to get to them. No, but
you can get down.
Speaker 1: Can I get to them?
Speaker 2: You can get down the cliff edge and you'd still
be about sixty feet away. That's perfect, But I would
need an athletics check.
Speaker 1: All right, I want to I want to go on acrobatics.
That's the thing. Cody's good at either either one.
Speaker 2: Either one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna try and slide down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the icy cliff edge fifteen fifteen is good
enough as you as you barrel down this ice, all right, I.
Speaker 1: Get within sixty feet of my my guys, and I'm
going to cast mas cure wounds. So I choose a
spot within range and then within thirty feet of that
sixty feet healing get three D eight.
Speaker 2: But you have now used your last sixth level spell
slots and fifth level spell slots six levels.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yea sirry, Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
I only have fourth level spell slots left. But that's fine. Yeah.
It means I don't have a lot of healing back.
Speaker 2: But it also it also means you do not have
reincarnate anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do not have you do have a river fue.
Speaker 7: We'll see, we'll see. Okay, So yeah, hatch you called Blackbeard, Wilhelm, Jesus,
and Agnes can all heal. I mean so can, but
she's at full health.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Wilhelm's going to come back, and so with
plus plus your spelled castability modifier.
Speaker 1: So that's your wisdom. Uh oh yeah, not a spell
tact bone. Sorry, is just five. So three plus five.
I've only taken you roll.
Speaker 2: And they will get the same. Yeah, they will get
you roll it. They will get the same one chicken, all.
Speaker 1: Right, please be good. I've been rolling like such a ship.
It's you average. It genuinely is so average it like
might be the most average role.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Eighteen Hatchiko comes back. Oh, Willhelm, you're back with eighteen
hit points. Jesus recovers eighteen hit points. Black Beard recovers
eighteen hit points. Yeah, comes back.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 2: He looks over at Cody in the distance of goods.
You got to all because I'm as bows his head
and he with a fierce determination in his eyes. He
looks over a barbarosa.
Speaker 1: He doesn't just tell she does more legendarynges. Maybe you will.
Speaker 2: You're doing anything else company, I don't think I can.
That's that is a go to move though, to be honest, Yeah,
Palmer goes, Oh, I guess I don't need to heal then.
Speaker 1: I mean it would still be appreciated. What do you
even do? Come on, I think I think we should
go out for a way to do it. But it's
it's well, you eighty five years old and I've gone hundred.
You the oldest woman of us.
Speaker 6: That that's not true. Actually, there's people that live to
be pretty old back then. It's just that because infants died,
the whole overall mortality went down.
Speaker 1: Techniques, right, you're all dumb. John Adams died when he
was like ninety, so like.
Speaker 2: True, that is true. The average age did go down
because of infant mortality rates. So that's why the ages
but not like.
Speaker 1: Any time will be very old. But it's not impossible.
It's not on her. You're fourteen hundred's England. No, it's
not an it's not impossible, especially for a peasant. Keep
you don't know.
Speaker 6: Anything about her fucking backstory. She could have been a
fucking princess at one point. That chose to live like
a peasant. All I wrote down for her is Agnes
the bar Maid from fourteen fifty three. The rest of
her life is open. She could have discovered about in
a fucking youth like Ponce de Leon.
Speaker 1: For as fuck as you know, I'd like to.
Speaker 3: Point out the people who built the pyramids, as we
all know, were lizard men who lived in two thousands
years old, and that is very well one of the
late descendants of the lizardmen who you know, ancient aliens.
Speaker 1: She could be a witch. She could be a witch.
She could actually be a hag. Who knows, you know,
like who knows? These are answers that are not going
to be answered.
Speaker 2: During this campaign, Palmer was creating a giant Guardian of
faith next to Barbarossa.
Speaker 1: His gleaming spectral image.
Speaker 2: Blows out, and I think it's anyone within the range
of the Guardian faith, like any hostile enemy will take
twenty radiant damage on a failed deck save every turn
that they start their turn within it right uh where
they move to the space within ten feet of the
Guardian for the first time on a turn. And is
that just is that it just once?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's if they start their turn there as well.
Speaker 2: Right, any creature moves the space within you for the
first time on a turn. I guess. I guess so,
I guess so, because that would be well, you know
what I'm going to say. That's how it fucking works.
So there's a guardian of faith. I fucking care. There's
a guardian of faith. Were just gett a raid. We
rarely get raids. I'm so sorry I got zaying edit
this out. Thank you so much, counting cats for the raids.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I hope you should. This Guardian of faith Spirit.
Speaker 2: Emerges next to Barbarosa, and so Barbarosa will take twenty
radiant damage return from this Guardian of spirit. The guardian
vanishes when it's been dealt a total of sixty damage.
So it will only last for as long as it
because it's in the storm, so it will be taking
damage and returns a total of sixty damage.
Speaker 1: Oh when it is down to total of sixty, my
bad guy.
Speaker 2: Sorry Zane Actually, whilefure cutting out the radi and cut
this out too, Pormo creates a Guardian of faith. This giant,
glorious image of Vestoria appears in front of Barbarossa. Oh hell,
her version of Guardian of Faith is every time Barbarossa
starts her turn in within ten feet of it, she
will be taking how to do it e xterity same
with her. It will take twenty damage, but she issily
fails those deck saves, she will take twenty damage on
the side of her turns and then once she has
taken sixty from that, it will disappear. This is the
pomo version of Guardian of Faith. So if it doesn't
quite work the same way with the regular version of
Guardian of Faith, it's because it's her special ability. Yeah,
Agnes is your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I am about sixty feet from her.
Speaker 6: If I if a spell has like a range of
thirty feet, could I get within because like hold on,
let me pull this up again, like here.
Speaker 2: With this work, Uh, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Do you you you need a movie? I need to
get within thirty feet.
Speaker 2: Up so you can move thirty feet and then you
will be within thirty feet So yes, yeah, okay, and
that's quite in the storm yet because the storms around them.
Speaker 1: I'm walking to her with purpose and I'm just looking
up at her like you want to be big again,
that's free.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, that sounds like she's a willing creature.
Now I cast haste and then immediately end fucking concentration.
Speaker 2: And if she would know what spell you're costing, does yes,
it's witting to the spell. You can't trick somebody like that.
Otherwise you would be able to just go up to
somebody and say, I'm going to give you guidance, and
then you just cost power word kill on them instantly
fail the same because when a creature undergoes the magical
effects of something, they know what that thing is going
to be, because they know what they're resisting against. You
could say do you want to be fast? And she
would probably go yes, and she would she wouldn't allow
you to do haste on her. You just to lie
to her. I want to though that it won't work.
Speaker 6: Okay, right, fine, I'll cast haste and then immediately end concentration.
Speaker 1: And you tell her that I'll make you really fast
and powerful. Will you made me big before? I'll make
you even faster this time? You could kill that shit
out of these guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, you cast haste on her and she allows it
to happen.
Speaker 1: And that I immediately end concentration on haste.
Speaker 2: Okay, what happens?
Speaker 6: Then she gets lethargy, which is defined here. When the
spell ends, the target can't move her take actions until
after its next turn.
Speaker 1: As a wave that louthargy sweeps over it.
Speaker 2: Amazing, amazing. So and I will allow this to happen.
She's not very smart. Definitely will happen. So she you
can't hazen her. She starts to see her body move
up and speed up, but then you immediately take it
away and she just slumps in this in this wave
of lethargy.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: So she just doesn't she when it's when it's her turn,
she just fucking can't do anything. Yeah, so you've taken
a turn away from her. Yes, that was the plan. Amazing, amazing,
and she's she's now slump. I don't feel you tricks
me again, you old lady, you really really old lady.
Speaker 1: I'm never trusting you again for me once. Oh you
do the witch law uh Agnes is the wicked witch
of the South.
Speaker 2: Okay, and that was forgot or I guess yeah, okay,
well I guess you won't even be able to take
our legendary actions. Hatchiko, it's gonna be blast in time.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody fuck her up? Now she can't do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, George Washington, death saving throw. If he gets a one,
it's another fail. So he's on two fails. Wilhelm, it
is your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm ready for this. So I am
now alive or conscious. I'm back. I am going to
do the exact same thing again in charge role screaming.
Speaker 2: Okay, at least Jelly she can't do anything on her turn,
so okay, okay, okay, So is your actions going to
the storm? Can you give me a strength saving through?
Speaker 3: I got this, guys, Okay, I wanted to say before
I make this role, I am role playing the Shark.
Speaker 1: I know this character. People think it's chaos. I am doing.
Speaker 3: Exactly what this boy would do in this moment now,
and I know because of my dedication to consistency, because
of my loyalty to this character, the D and D
gods are.
Speaker 1: Going to make me win this strength saving for one.
But you tried, Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Get picked up, you get picked up in the storm,
you take ten damage. Is Barbarosa's turn. Now she cannot
do anything as a wave of lethargy rushes over her.
But now her turn is over, she revitalizes and comes
back to her senses.
Speaker 1: Norman, it is your turn.
Speaker 4: How much HPO are you at?
Speaker 1: Eight?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Question?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I do want I do want to state you
are like one hundred fifty. He's in an ice storm.
You can't communicate with him.
Speaker 5: Okay by masking debt. Okay, but he said you got
two h pop before. I guess I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 2: But what you can see, Norman, is you can see
a robed man, his robes and fucking datters, hurdling around
a storm, bloodied, is what you can You can assume
he's very low.
Speaker 5: Yes, but I didn't see him going on conte, I
didn't se him going forgot to do this, Okay. I
don't have any spells that can bring George Washington back
to life. But can I try to stabilize him?
Speaker 2: You can try? Yeah, just give me a medicine check.
Speaker 4: Medicine check.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, boy, that is your action, that's your
whole turn.
Speaker 1: Yes, So you reach down.
Speaker 2: You see George Washington's crumpled, bloodied body, You see him
fading away.
Speaker 4: Let let democracy die.
Speaker 2: This is the American national anthem starts playing as he
puts you on you you get, you get, You try
and stitch up his wounds desperately.
Speaker 1: You're like stemming the lady like you're giving him.
Speaker 5: You're giving him CPR and like trying stuff up and
I roll medicine check.
Speaker 1: You critically fail.
Speaker 4: I have like split his throat.
Speaker 1: Does he die?
Speaker 10: I I.
Speaker 2: There's no penalty for that written. It's it's just a fail.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah, but yeah you
do not.
Speaker 2: You don't save him.
Speaker 1: You do don't you do?
Speaker 2: Don't do ship? And I will say I will not
let you try again. Okay, So I mean that's what
I'm gonna say with a critical fair You haven't killed him, but.
Speaker 4: No one is like tying stuff around his arm like.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 4: I have no idea what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have no idea. You're like trying to I.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't have skipped biology. I shouldn't have biology.
Speaker 12: Ship.
Speaker 6: This is like a car crash victim and you're just
trying to like put like gaws on his hand for
some reason.
Speaker 4: Like did I like flap his face a couple of times?
Speaker 1: And that's your action. Yeah, oh god, but you tried, Norman,
you tried. Jesus is gonna see you? Well then, oh,
oh yeah, you moving.
Speaker 4: I have movement.
Speaker 5: I have movement, so I am going to I can't
get close to it, and you can I like get
close enough to like signal, So I can only move
over here. I want to get close enough to signal
to people like, hey, George Washington's fucking dead.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is you at the end of your
te last time, Yeah, if you yelled loud enough, they
would be out of here, just Willhelm couldn't. But but
when you, I do want to say, at the end
of your last time, you said you moved further back,
so you'd be one hundred feet away, And so you've
already moved back again to be able to get to
George Washington. So you don't really have any movement left.
But yeah, you can yell, yell. You're gonna yell to Cody.
I guess Cody, Cody, you hear your voice echoing through
the glacier.
Speaker 4: What's her name, Palmo Palmo, Yeah, Palmo, Cody Palmo. George
Washington's gonna die. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Palmo looks.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so I think can get there a time.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything I can do to get there.
It's so far away. Just a mess. Black Beard.
Speaker 4: Giving George Washington massage right now, what they did.
Speaker 2: Black Beard has oh my god, give like when I
tore by a clu Oh god, okay. Black Bear has
strong a fire tragic. I think black Beard is scurat
to say, you don't go desperate. He is going to
cast fire storm. Oh shit, a storm of fire. Each
creature in the area that you choose, a location you
choose within range. It's an area, okay, because a storm
consisting of up to ten ten foot cubes, which can
all be on her, each cube one face adjacent to
each other cube. Each creature in the area must take
a dexterity saving throw. So she fails that, and she's
going to take seventy town fire damage.
Speaker 1: That that's awesome, that's fantastic. A storm of It's a
fucking awful role.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's it's they were two tens, two ones,
you know what kind of average. It just could have
been good. Actually, it's dead down the middle. It's a
dead down the middle roll out of a possible. They
got a thirty six, slightly above average. Actually, you know what, sorry,
black Beard.
Speaker 1: Black Beard puts his hands in the air fire shorm.
He yells out, and.
Speaker 2: Here the audience of hope could hear it. The flames
come down for the sky and strike at the Barbero.
So hitting her body in mod different areas. She's going
to take a legendary action now, and she's going to
roll a D two for the two people who are
in front of her. Bone Slaw. She is going to
do the combo move on Bone Slaw. Oh, the tennis serve,
the tennis serve. Yeah, I think she's going to try
and do it towards Norman.
Speaker 1: I think you think.
Speaker 2: So, grab and throw eighteen hits, buffeting through the storm,
smashing Bone Slaw takes twenty six damage, which puts him
on one hp.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So he's gonna instantly fail the save you throw anyway,
because it's going to knock him unconscious. As the frost
axe hits him and knocks him unconscious, Norman, Norman's gone again.
Norman's pov is He's desperately trying to save George Washington,
and as he's stitching George Washington back together, Bone Slaw's
body comes crashing next to him. I might I'll really
explain this from Norman. Important. Yes, as you were trying
to stitch together George Washington's body, Bone Slaw's unconscious body
slams right next to you on the other side into
the ice as well. And now you have two unconscious men,
and right.
Speaker 4: I used kill damage.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: Bone Slaw's turn is next, actually, so he rolls a
deaf save, which he fails. Code, it's your turn.
Speaker 4: What am I supposed to do here?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: What the fuck do I do?
Speaker 1: Maybe I can see the sort of the the biggest
talent distance. All right, I'm going to spend my movement
move thirty feet over here. War wizard. Norman only knows war.
That is so good.
Speaker 7: That's I wanted to cast a healing spirit because I
can cast it sixty feet away and then move it
thirty feet. They are still all of them two hundred
feet away from me. Yeah, you guys were essentially just
and move it.
Speaker 1: It would take three terms to get Yeah, at which
point then dead.
Speaker 4: They're already dead.
Speaker 1: Oh Christ, we wanted to get over there. I could
get you over there.
Speaker 6: How I could do I can do a magic that
never mind, I can send you over there, so I
could do vortex warp. So could Cody do like ready
in action and then his turn?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm out. Yeah, I have it. I've
used it before. That's incredible. Yeah, I guess it is,
but it sounds like it could be very useful.
Speaker 2: You can imagine the target tuge is telephoned to and
occupated space of your choice that you can see within range.
I think the range is ninety feet.
Speaker 1: Getting closer if nothing else, Yeah, you can.
Speaker 2: Vortext you ninety feet.
Speaker 1: I might, but you have to wait for a turn obviously. Yeah,
my turn is coming up.
Speaker 7: Ye. Yeah, I'm going to use my tone now to
cast a spell that isn't healing, and just our fingers
crossed that one more turn buncelon George hanging.
Speaker 1: There should be fine. We'll see about George.
Speaker 7: Yeah, will be fine, all right, And in the meantime,
I'm gonna use cold lightning at fourth level. Ooh okay,
because we're like outdoors, right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So
this giant lightning.
Speaker 1: Bolt is going to come down from above her and
she fails the DC serve. I'm as sore. Yeah, yeah,
she fails.
Speaker 2: Twenty three damage, twenty three damage into her.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think I can re use that lightning
on my turn because it's a concentration.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm just making sure if it's a you can use
your action to call that mony. Okay, so it will
be yeah, yeah, as long as I'm concentrating on it.
Speaker 2: So this lightning strikes her, She's roaring around flame, firestorm
and lightning hitting her in tandem.
Speaker 1: It looks like an apocalypse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like an apocalypse of this icy toddra.
Speaker 1: That's all I can do.
Speaker 2: Palmer's going to join in now that the yeah, now
that's now that the Guardian is up, she is going
to also continue no sun beams left, she can still
flame strike, so she's going to continuously do that, which
is also an eighty six, which was all right twenty
two as a blasting I would fire, okay, Agnes.
Speaker 1: Trying to send you over? What are we doing here? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Am I sending you over? Or what's going on? Yeap?
Send me over. I'm gonna have okay, I wave my
spoon and I use vortex war.
Speaker 2: So you can you can vortex warp him with a
ninety feet of you.
Speaker 1: So can I get him up on the cliff? Like,
maybe hold on a minute.
Speaker 2: You can move first right here, you can move a
little bit first, yeah, because you can do essentially more
than ninety feet movement because it's it's a target within range.
And then move them within range so that.
Speaker 1: I can get you here. I can get you here.
How about Okay?
Speaker 2: That's yeah, So you got you feel your body get
wopped inside this tunnel and you appear on top of
the ice cliff. Actually that's not on top of the
ice cliff. Would actually have to be a bit further
because that that that's part of the destroyed area.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well okay, if that's I could do something
like this then like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be
funy that we'll do that then.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you're now on the ice cliff and you are
within you're within about fifty feet of George Washington and
bones Slaw. Now, Cody, have you been vortex walked there
like a hero? And you see them embedded into the
ice bleeding out normally then desperation, Agnes, you're doing anything else,
you still have a little bit of movement.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I do have a little bit of movement,
but I don't under gonna stay here. I'm good, okay, Okay.
Speaker 6: Actually I'm gonna use that movement to move a little
bit further to her. There we go, okay, and I'm
gonna leave myself there, okay.
Speaker 2: Hatchik Oh god, it's because he's so low and Barnega's
Ragian dies as well. I think he's out of firebles, Yeah,
he's out. Okay, he is going to He's gonna do shatter,
which is just not as good and it's a con
save unfortunately, so she actually will make a saving throw here. Yeah,
she already takes four damage and now it's the moment
of truth. George Washington if he gets underneath a ten here,
George Washington is dead. And need I remind you that
when an Isakai character dies, you can they cannot be
revived as the soone has gone back.
Speaker 1: To the death of America?
Speaker 6: Is this the death of democraicly doing CPR, we do
a three two one to post it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, you guys want to sing the American.
You just wanted to do it. I just give us
a little bit of shit. You do. What's so round?
At the wylights? Last? Three?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Two one? George Washington.
Speaker 2: He opens his eyes slightly. He sees you, Norman, desperately trying.
You guys know what.
Speaker 1: You true American.
Speaker 4: It's too soon. Don't go into the light. George speak
of democracy.
Speaker 1: Democracy does not die with me.
Speaker 2: Oh that's tough.
Speaker 1: And Tea closes his eyes and George Washington dies. No.
Speaker 4: Norman sheds a tear and like close in his eyes
or whatever, like oh, and he gets up and he's like,
I'm a war beach.
Speaker 6: I only know war. He don't walk you Barbarossa oh
oh oh he died on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Almost post.
Speaker 2: Barbarossa does have a lagend reaction.
Speaker 1: And she will kill him again.
Speaker 2: He's kind of throw a rocket, Norman. I think, oh
my god, I'm gonna dodge it. Oh it hits unfortunately
twenty four though, So you're still fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he sort of.
Speaker 2: But you're like you're determined, You're like fucking smashes on.
Speaker 1: Your head, but you're still walk through it.
Speaker 5: You get normally get like pushed back and like smoking
snow pops up and you see normally keep on walking
through the snow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh shit, I was only slightly responsible for that.
He didn't take like sixty fucking damage before I ever
did anything.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw that out there.
Speaker 2: Will Helm. You are still alive in the storm. However,
you start your turn in the storm, which means you
do take two D six damage, and that has a
chance of knocking you out. It also has a chance
of not knocking you out. You are on eight health,
do it, bitch. The average roll of two D six
is seven, which would keep you alive.
Speaker 1: You want h P. Well help, you are one HP
and it is your turn to do whatever you want. Finally,
you are in the storm. You could do what you want.
What do you want to do? I want to do
an acrobatics movement.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take my robes and form them into a wingsuit,
you know what I'm talking about, And I'm going to
aim myself into her eye.
Speaker 2: So you gotta try and land because the storm that
obviously it's around her. But you can get out of
the storm if you land on top of her. Yeah,
you're trying to land on her face.
Speaker 3: I well, let me make this clear, because I want
to do damage either way. I'm not just like trying
to enter her eye last minute before I hit. I'm
doing the ultimate monk fist. So hopefully I do damage
no matter what.
Speaker 1: But the true goal is to plunge through her eye
like seamen and do an egg.
Speaker 2: Okay, like a week So sweetie, you go all right,
all right, all right, I know zacrobatic spoof. I will
let you use athletics for this because you are trying
to push yourself through the storm as well, So do
an athletics for me first, okay?
Speaker 1: Can I I want to make a case for advantage
and I want you to hear me out.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I am Italian. Now what are Italians known for? Well,
perhaps the Right Brothers were Italian. I don't know if
they were, but if they were, I think all Italians
should get advantage of.
Speaker 1: Somebody fact check that.
Speaker 6: Somebody check that what percentage Italian were the Right brothers?
Speaker 2: It is an it is an athletics check. The DC
you have to meet is fifteen for this wait, that's
what athletics. Athletics check, I will say, the DC have
to meet is fifteen. You got us sixteen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you you force your way.
Speaker 2: Through with the wingsuit made it easier, right, that's what
It reduced the DC for you. You un naked because
bolk worm was all you had. You probably just have
underwear on. Yeah, you land or at least on the
rim of her eye.
Speaker 1: My goal is to go into the eye. I one
penetration here, Okay, go into the blind.
Speaker 2: I mean you are you are, you are at the
you are at the edge of the eye. You're gonna
have to make attax it to the eye. So you
are to to you Now you sort of land on
the eyeball. Yeah, she goes, why what is.
Speaker 1: Get right on? I can't make it that the attack,
My impact is the attack.
Speaker 2: Well, I just need you to roll the hits because
there's still a chance screaming.
Speaker 1: I am nine to eleven. Do I hit?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you are nine eleven. Do the damage and
he is her So I will double the damage of that,
and you still have your action to do your improvised
weapon attacks if you if you want to. Technically you
needed to have done that first with the mug fist,
but I will just allow it in this case. That
you can mug fist first.
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm going to uh action surge obviously, so you're
gonna get four attacks, right, okay, yeah, so you're in
her eye right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am inside the eye. I am in the
side side of the eye. Correct. Yeah, yeah, you're sort
of on the eyeball. No, I want to be you're
not hearing me here. I want to do the tear.
He's in the eye, you know.
Speaker 4: I want to be in the.
Speaker 1: Eyeball surrounded by fluid. That was the goal of the impact.
I don't think you did enough damage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't penetrated the eyeball yet. Yeah, okay, the
eyeboards and you are doing a lot of damage to her.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna swing four times into the eyeball
with the intent of making a hole I can get in.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You know I doubted you before when you didn't use
your action searche earlier, but genuinely saving it for this
moment is incredible. Give me four improvised weapon attacks one, two, three,
four They all hit.
Speaker 1: Two three thirty seven. Uh oh that's good, vulnerable, Yeah,
I've doubled it. You just fucking rip apart ibel as
you are smashing.
Speaker 2: You're not a weapon, repeatedly just fucking using everything you
can to just decimate, like blood splattering all over you.
Speaker 1: You are fluid, eyebel fluid.
Speaker 2: She's screaming as you're ripping it to her eye and yes,
I guess you're now in the weird fluid jelly of
her eyeball her eyes like is her eyes still?
Speaker 1: There is a fucking gone at this point. Yeah, you're
just in this socket. You're a socket, all right, socket
to her? So that was that was the end.
Speaker 2: She is very weak.
Speaker 1: Now, I will say this, but.
Speaker 3: That canonically that's what happens. The shark gets inside and goes,
I can't do anything else. I'm you did that on
one HP too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way she can attack him inside of
her eyeball.
Speaker 2: Right, No, I don't think she can get that.
Speaker 1: It is it is attack.
Speaker 2: So that then it was like go to attack, and
she had to attack me. She's like desperately, yo, why god,
she does have an action. She leaves her attack blind.
She's half blind. I'm gonna give a disadvantage. The question
is is she stupid enough to attack her own face?
Because she genuinely might. She's the sort of character pave intelligence.
I'm going to do an intelligence.
Speaker 1: Role for her, and the shark has ever done well, don't.
I mean, like, I mean, you're the same.
Speaker 6: But like, think about it, if you get something stuck
in your eye, what's the first natural response to that
to like try to inside of my pupil. Yeah, yeah,
to kind of rub your eye to figure out, oh, what's.
Speaker 1: Going on there?
Speaker 7: And maybe I've never had anything pus my Irish me neither,
but yeah, okay, Oh, she's smart.
Speaker 1: She's smart enough to not destroy her face. There's a
real possibility that if she starts trying to like attack
a ride to get the shot.
Speaker 2: She just kills kills herself. She she's desertly, like, she's
grudging and groaning. It's quite a good role for her.
She wasn't going to ask herself with the face, but
she's she's yeah, that's what she would asks herself a question. Okay, yeah, okay, right,
Well you're in her eye. She doesn't what to do
about it. She can't get to you, like you're too
far in and then in anger she will lash out.
And I think she's going to just attack the closest
people towards her which means she is going to take
a step. She hasn't moved yet. She's going to walk
towards the group on the ground with and she lifts
her axe, and with disadvantage, she's going to try and
slice Agnes. Bring it on fourteen, doesn't hit as you
fucking carry it with your word spoon.
Speaker 1: There's ax that's bigger than you.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 1: Slap it away with.
Speaker 2: My desperately throws it to one side and then grabs
like a chug of ice. And I think she's gonna
chuck the ice, probably maybe Norman direction.
Speaker 1: When does she take the guard in the fifth damage?
Oh yeah, oh is that the beginning of her turn?
Speaker 2: That is the beginning of her turn. That is not
enough to kill her, but it does get her very
very very very low. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, oh
yeah no, I already did. I already did.
Speaker 1: I just realized just did do the thing. I already
did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, my camera's gone. Oh my camera's gone.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: She slams her axe into Agnes.
Speaker 1: You parry it with your wooded spoon.
Speaker 2: It said it to one side, so she throws it
to one sided. Desertion, anger pulsated through her body. She
then grabs ice and rocks and she lifts it above
her head and screams.
Speaker 1: And I think she might.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she's facing in the direction of Agnes.
I think he's just going to throw a rock at you, Agnes,
closest person disadvantage with disadvantage, all right, that hits, That
does hit. I don't think it's enough to take you
out though.
Speaker 1: As it isn't and I have hellish rebuke. Now what okay?
Speaker 6: Because I remember because we took a warlock initiative when
I leveled up as Anthony.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it's like a feet okay, cool, So yeah, yeah,
use it.
Speaker 6: You hear this is I only get it at level one,
so it takes dexterity saving throw it takes.
Speaker 2: There's a chance if you get perfect with it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me take out my health first. I
took what thirty damage?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: That was the most damage I took.
Speaker 2: The here we go, here we go, tens, damn it,
just turn, damn it. Oh my god, fire in her face,
fire in her face, scarring her bloodied Norman, it is
your turn.
Speaker 1: She is one. She is wounded.
Speaker 2: She looks like she's on the brink of death. You
see Wilhelm in her eye.
Speaker 5: Norman looks at the Wilhelm and it's like nods his head.
He did the nine to eleven.
Speaker 2: I told them the American National Anthem places playing.
Speaker 5: In honor of George wash The snow that they just
like clapped around me is like dissipating. Norman's walking through
with the tears in his eyes. The American National Anthem
is playing, and Norman just says, she's one magic missile.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at the fifth level, actually three four, five, six,
seven magic.
Speaker 6: Missiles like a seven right missiles like in that like
just an American display.
Speaker 1: Just ship the red, why and blue.
Speaker 4: This is for George.
Speaker 2: They call red, white of blue.
Speaker 1: Magic vessiles come off and explode. You have body. It's
like a tactical missile strike. I just don't want to
tell by the rockets, re rules, the thunderstorm coming.
Speaker 2: Down, the fire stone, the magic missiles, all of the everything.
Speaker 7: It was she.
Speaker 1: And she colluts willhelp.
Speaker 2: You were gonna say something because you were in her
eyeball and you feel her falling down, falling down.
Speaker 3: I first want to break character to just commend you
Rustage on the storytelling here of having George Washington die
on the same day that nine to eleven happens, which
is clearly a commentary on.
Speaker 1: The rise of fatism in America.
Speaker 3: He actually was fixing me before this, cam Pain and
he's like, I'm killing George Washington today.
Speaker 1: I need you clever a way to send a theme
like to kill George three well done death, saying as
a book critic, well, really well written. Good job, good job.
I give this a ten out of ten. Anykay are
you doing?
Speaker 2: You are in her eyeball? Sorry, Norman, what's your question?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 4: The combat appendency has ended as they're falling.
Speaker 2: No yet, but yeah, can I can I cast a spell?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, we have to do with the Wilhelm thing first.
Speaker 4: So okay, it was gonna it was gonna deal with Wilhelm.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't let you do anything to do with Wilhelm
because the comment were end. What she's dead and that
involves her hitting the ground, and that involves Wilhelm.
Speaker 1: You he hasn't hit the ground yet. Yeah, so she.
Speaker 2: Bloodied, damaged Wilhelm. You you were in her eye socket,
you feel her collapsing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Uh? Enjoying the ride?
Speaker 3: There's not really to do that impact as you are
taking full damage.
Speaker 2: She is you're taking is.
Speaker 1: A gelatinous I like I should take some like that's
padding and you fall back into her brain. That'll cushion it,
cushion you know what, you know what, you know what,
You're going to take half of this? Well, I have
what HP rested half of what.
Speaker 2: Half of sixty three?
Speaker 1: So thirty.
Speaker 2: At the highest point. This is not falling off a cliff.
This is falling off at one hundred and like a
two hundred foot three hundred foot Yeah, like you fell
skyscraper height, so yeah.
Speaker 1: Like a zombie or whatever that but you did, but
that still hurts.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you are unconscious, floating in her eye juices?
Speaker 1: How how much time is there between the death of
a god? And I was going back to Vestori's domain
because I just want that to be like instantaneous so
that I can just.
Speaker 10: Be like.
Speaker 2: The the the Yeah, the world disappears, falls apart, and
immediately Wilhelm's on conscious body, bones laws on conscious body,
and all of you fall into the void that is
the the Festoria like hub. But George Washington is not there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like looking around, I'm like, I turn
like normal, where's George.
Speaker 4: He's no longer with US boys, but democracy lives on.
Speaker 1: Damn. Oh wow, sorry your food in the background. It
looks great. It's just so.
Speaker 4: I love it. I'm like, the democracy lives on. He's
no longer with that here. Oh wow, oh WOWO.
Speaker 1: The story is getting like lunch when we walk in.
Speaker 2: And I guess, I guess on that Bob show. It's
a to be continued.