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Today on Softcore History, we were talking about one of

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the ten most haunted houses in the United States of America,

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one that is in my hometown of Saint Louis, Missouri.

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We are talking about the Lemp Mansion, owned by the

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renowned nineteenth century Brewing family that was one of the

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richest and most powerful families in Saint Louis. However, the

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family was troubled and now that house bears all their troubles.

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Learn about how the Lamp family rose and fell and

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what currently occupies the house they used to live in.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Softcore History.

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Speaker 1: What is up? Welcome to another episode of Softcore History.

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I am your host for the week Week two of

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Spooky Month, Rob Fox, joined as always by Dan Dan Regester.

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I was gonna say Bryce LARPer, I.

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Speaker 3: Was gonna give you credit for the nickname you called

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me off. Mike, Yeah, I'll tell you Bryce LARPer, Yeah,

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it's Red October Bit Metscott home field advantage.

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Speaker 1: You guys are fucked. It's over. It's over. And special

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guest returning Lastro Lopez, Scott Lopez, how you doing.

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Speaker 4: Doing great questing, big quests, big question? Get going on quest?

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Speaker 1: Just highly recommend you subscribe to our YouTube, Softcore. Just

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search software history on YouTube to see what Scott is

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wearing right now. He's dressed as a wizard. Uh. And

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he's very He's just a very Mexican guy in general.

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I mean, you're just a wizard who is Mexican, Like

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you are a Mexican person in a wizard.

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Speaker 4: I'm not very Mexican. That's weird. I don't speak Spanish.

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You know.

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Speaker 3: There's no Hispanic wizards at Hogwarts.

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Speaker 1: There aren't Wellwarts.

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Speaker 3: There's there's a couple of Asians.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's a black kid. I'm the first Mexican

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to ever learn sorcery and ship ship Yeah, their first

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one ever to go on quests and cast fireball.

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Speaker 1: Get any good quest lately.

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Speaker 4: I was in a quest in New York last week, actually.

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Speaker 1: Doing what the paintball quest.

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Speaker 4: I was a wedding. Okay, I was casting spells on

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the wedding to make sure it was like going good

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and keeping.

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Speaker 1: The protection the spell spell. Yeah that's kind of you. Yeah,

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so you're a good wizard.

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Speaker 4: I try to be.

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Speaker 1: You're lightwi.

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Speaker 4: I didn't start that way. Oh you learn spells and

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sometimes they go wrong. Well, that's that was me.

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Speaker 3: That was fucking Scott.

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Speaker 4: I was the dude.

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Speaker 3: Now, how many occasions have you won that outfit?

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Speaker 4: Probably like twelve times? Not too bad? Yeah, yeah in

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a match, had a tournament?

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Speaker 3: Did you trip over the cape?

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Speaker 4: But I got shot a bunch now yeah, good lord,

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everyone saw where I was the whole time.

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Speaker 1: How how much of you do they have to hit

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like they hit cape? Anything?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anything that breaks the paint, you're just out. So okay,

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it would just shoot my cape as I was running

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and that was it. Yeah yeah, or that's actually a robe,

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it's not a cape. My apologies to the wizarding the

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Realm of Wizards.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're you're kind of clashing genres there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit, dude, a little it. I don't

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think they they're they're intimidated about the first Mexican Wizard.

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Speaker 3: Sure, they're not ready for it.

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Speaker 1: It's cats out of the bag, you know what I mean? Like,

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what what does that bring? It's sort of a opening

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Pandora's box. You don't know what what's gonna come from it.

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Speaker 4: Enchilados maybe, well, certainly plenty of.

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Speaker 3: Those nicer lawns. I have the.

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Speaker 4: Cat the Wizarding Academy, Yeah, is the best.

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Speaker 3: You're just the groundskeeper.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's at him I live. Do you I have

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to dress like this for the job?

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Speaker 1: Just evadic cadavering weeds left and right, still get cancer,

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just like round Up though.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, missed a couple of times, hit a couple of kids.

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Speaker 1: Round killed him too.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get into this week's Spooky Month episode. Today

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we're talking about booze fitting Philadelphia. Booze uh the boo

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birds no well no, uh, but it is a double entendre.

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We're talking about both alcohol and booze, like the boo of.

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Speaker 5: Ghost makes like boo but also b oo z. Yeah,

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b o z and b oos booze and booze. And

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it takes place in my hometown, Saint Louis Shocker, Missouri.

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We're going to talk about perhaps the most ghostly family

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ever in the history of alcohol production, the Lemp family,

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and they're insanely haunted.

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis Mansion, which has been named uh one of

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the ten most haunted places in the United States. It

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is absolutely extremely active and extremely haunted, and we're going

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to find out first how it got that way, and

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then what what happens if you hang around there?

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Speaker 4: Do they I mean I'd assume they have guided booze tours.

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Speaker 3: So it's currently uh restaurant and in awesome. So, yeah,

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does a ghost just haze you? They just shove kind

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of bottles down your throat. I wish that wouldn't even

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be You have to do ghost looses?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say yeah, like keg stands with ghosts holding your

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feet up, but like you only went twenty seconds, pussy, you.

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Speaker 1: Gotta do it, toll you die. That's how they all

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got there. Yeah, because there's just they all died of

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keg Stands.

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Speaker 3: And then there's a couple, even the lonelier ghosts, that

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are just playing beer pong away from the rest of

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the party. Oh there's but yo, we ran the table

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all night, dude. We talked to zero girl.

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Speaker 4: We ran the table for the last two hundred years,

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been in the same location. Haven't even taken a piss break.

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The house rules are insane.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the like.

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Speaker 3: Can we just use this table for flip cup? Get

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the party involved. No, dude, we're fucking running.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we played defense blow pick whatever.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I figured the shoot out of that cup.

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Speaker 1: We are going to talk about maybe the loneliest ghosts

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you've ever heard of tonight.

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Speaker 3: Crank slashes.

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Speaker 1: I say what I'm not?

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Speaker 3: Or was he such a low t ghosts? He can't

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even get it up, you know, get the.

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Speaker 1: Jokes out, Get the jokes out on the ghosts.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna feel really bad pretty soon.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a comedy podcast.

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Speaker 4: Fuck you. We can't make me feel.

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Speaker 1: Bad, okay, anyway. The Lemp family was one of the

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biggest brewing families of the nineteenth century. If you've heard

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of the beer fall staff, that was the Lamps. It

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was one of the top. At its peak, it was

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one of the top twenty brewing companies in the world,

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one of the ten biggest in the countries. It was

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founded by Adam Lemp Johann Adam lamp Start, going by

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Adam after he immigrated the United States from Central Germany.

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Speaker 3: I think we should refer to him as Johann.

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Speaker 1: Yea, all right, Johann.

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Speaker 3: That's a proper respect on his name.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's one that changed it.

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Speaker 4: So was he or was it was the America. I'm

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calling you, Adam, Dallas Island, the whole thing. Yeah, uh,

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well he came sick though. It's a great name.

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Speaker 1: It is a great I don't disagree, Johanna.

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Speaker 3: I might change my name to Johann.

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Speaker 1: Do it?

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Speaker 4: You look at a really good Johann right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so have a little like spicy accent.

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Speaker 1: Do it? Do an accent? Do a Johann accent, So.

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Speaker 3: That would be like a jack off, smear naoff.

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Speaker 1: Whatever, any European accent you can muster.

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Speaker 4: It's a media Johan. It's a Swedish chef.

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Speaker 6: It's so.

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Speaker 1: Johann comes to Saint the United States from Germany and

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in eighteen thirty six, after two years, moves to Saint Louis. Uh.

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When he came to Saint Louis, like any immigrant, he

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was like, all right, time to start a business. I'm

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gonna get rich, build for my family, my descendants whatever.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: And he thought being a grocer. A grocer was gonna

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be uh, the way to do that. When I start,

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I'm going to open a grocery store and you know,

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build a business, blah blah blah. But he quickly noticed

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that what people at his store were coming there for

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almost entirely was the logger beer he was selling that

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he brewed himself, so had his.

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Speaker 3: Own little side hustle on his business.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like, you gotta.

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Speaker 3: Diversify the avenues of revenue.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like semi common back then for

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grocers to do that. Because he also made his own vinegar.

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Speaker 3: People don't even know he was also the inventor of

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drop shipping.

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Speaker 1: I still don't even know what drop shipping is, to

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be honest, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't think anyone does. Yeah, that's how they make so much.

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I went into like money scamming maasbourine.

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Speaker 4: Drop ships when he said that, dude, not too.

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Speaker 3: I think you don't even have to sit on product, Okay, man,

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fucking you just make this website, use AI tools, and

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you just print money ten thousand dollars all of a sudden,

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Lambeau in your fucking driveway.

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Speaker 4: Drop ship, drop shit.

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Speaker 3: I mean sounds pretty sweet on my program today?

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Speaker 1: Where do I sign up?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Softcore history dot com.

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Speaker 1: Sweet. So in eighteen forty he closes his grocery store.

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He opens a brewery and saloon called Western Brewery. It

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was actually at what was then thirty seven South Second Street,

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which is today where the south leg of the arch,

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the Saint Louis Arch stands, the Gayway Arch, so that

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is where his shop is, right on the river. Basically,

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Lamp's beer gets crazy popular, especially because the German population

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in the area was exploding and they didn't want to

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drink fucking English beer.

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Speaker 3: Non whites.

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Speaker 1: They didn't want Yeah, I know, right his non white Germans.

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They didn't want ales and porters. They wanted they wanted,

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you know, their German beer. Which is why I'm drinking

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a Hofbrow original Lagger tonight in honor of the Lamp family.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, very.

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Speaker 3: Nice German sympathizer.

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Speaker 1: A German Lagger I non white sympathize. As much as

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I like talk about being irish and shit all the time,

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I'm I am also like literally more or less half German,

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and my drinking tastes are definitely from my German side.

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Like I'm a I'm a lot.

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Speaker 3: According to Ben Franklin, again, you're not a white.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not white. Well, I don't think he thought

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the Irish for white.

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Speaker 3: Really, Oh, definitely not the Irish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't. I was never white.

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Speaker 4: I dated a German and whenever she would road rage,

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she would do it in German. It was the sexiest

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thing I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: Sexy, terrifying.

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Speaker 4: It was terrifying, and so I would insist she would

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drive all the time because she would just get mad

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immediately and then just start cussing, like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I'm like, this is awesome. Fear boner, Yeah, fear.

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Speaker 4: Boner all day.

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Speaker 1: It's terrifying language.

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Speaker 4: It was great.

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Speaker 3: This woman's gonna pulverize my ass.

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Speaker 4: He was like five foot one, but just like it

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was awesome, dude. It's a goblin language. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: It's a fucking terrible language. There's nothing beautiful about I

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can't even imagine. I kind of want to, like look

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up what a German love ballad sounds like it's just

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gotta be horrible.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what they call an ambulance in German.

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What it's a kronkin Falgan cronn Foggen.

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Speaker 1: Of course it is.

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Speaker 4: It's so funny, dude, what a funny Get him in

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the Kronkinvalgan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're fucking twelve year old is dying, like

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bleeding out, Like call the Kronkinvogan. It's so funny, no

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matter how many kids are dying when a kronkinwagen is yeah,

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comes up to the scene.

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Speaker 4: And they have like the European sirens, which just like dude,

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dude's moaning.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good family, yea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And they have such deep roots that even though the

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Romans are mostly assholes during their run, it's like, oh,

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they're doing against the Germanic tribes.

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Speaker 4: I get it, you get up.

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Speaker 1: I don't even blame a lot of times, I don't

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even blame the English for being so mean to the Iris,

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because we just we're such mud people, yeah, which is

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such like swamp people.

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Speaker 4: God forbid.

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Speaker 3: We can't have our side too.

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Speaker 1: It's it's he I get it, I get it England.

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So his beer becomes popular because of all the German immigrants,

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and Adam Lemp dies in eighteen sixty two as a

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millionaire in today's money.

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Speaker 3: He made it his snags, the richest story.

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Speaker 1: He did.

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Speaker 3: He did, He did live the American dream.

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Speaker 1: By now, the Lamps are one of the richest, most

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ritzy families in Saint Louis, which at the time is

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like the third or maybe like fourth or fifth biggest

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city in the United States. It's like New York, Philly, Boston,

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and then I think Saint Louis is fourth.

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Speaker 3: It's so are they somehow connected Nanneuser Busch.

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Speaker 4: Ummm, not really.

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Speaker 1: He was friends with Annheuser Busch. Okay with with with

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Anheuser and Buch.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know if they acquired as beer.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. He actually was bigger than Anheuser Busch.

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We'll get and we'll get to that. So Saint Louis

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was actually like one of the reasons Anheuser Busch is

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where it is and became so big and is. Saint

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Louis was a huge, huge beer brewing area at the

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time because there were a bunch of sort of Mississippi

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River caves all under the city that were really cool

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and temperature controlled, which allowed for better brewing, and so

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people would literally do it in caves and store all

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their beer in these caves and it was just like

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a perfect environment for pre refrigeration brewing. Interestingly enough, why

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don't we still have that now? We just used refrigerators.

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Speaker 4: That's boring. Yeah, but caves are cooler than fresh You

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want to go to a cave and go to the

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beer cave. That sounds way cooler than going to like

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the beer fridge in the garage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean a lot of gas stations do call

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their little.

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Speaker 4: We do have modern beer caves.

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 4: They're not cool at all.

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Speaker 1: It's just like forty cases of uh medello cans and

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like some a like some Budweiser.

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Speaker 3: Basically, you get a neon sign becomes the man cave.

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Speaker 4: Whoa man cave?

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Speaker 1: I can't have a man cave here?

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Speaker 3: No basements, No basements in the man cave.

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Speaker 1: No, it sucks. I hate. I hate living in an

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area without basements. It actually have you did you have

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you lived in an area with basements?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Indiana, don't you miss it? No? They were scary,

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what they were terrifying.

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Speaker 1: Basements are the best.

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Speaker 3: My great grandfather died in the basement.

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Speaker 4: He died because he was stupid.

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Speaker 3: We got electrocuted in a flood. But yeah, trying to

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feed his family.

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Speaker 4: How did he get Why would you go downstairs in

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the flood's.

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Speaker 3: Where the meat was?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, water up to his water up to his fucking waist,

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had a bunch of appliance, is still plugged in. Yeah,

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this will be fine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just going to the meat cave.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's go to the death cave. Going

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to his grave.

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Speaker 4: Now, all the basements I've ever been in, like in Indiana,

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we're all like unfinished, so just concrete and scary, like gross,

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a literal a light with the little toggling. That is true.

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I was never you pulled the chain.

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Speaker 1: It's terrified.

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Speaker 3: I never went into a finished basement. What everyone's basement

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was kind of like yeah, we'll get to it.

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Speaker 1: So every basement in my childhood.

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Speaker 3: Where was it at least exposed wood?

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Speaker 1: It was, yeah, exactly half. There would be a finished

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part and an unfinished part. Yeah yeah in the basement.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying nobody ever completed their basement.

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Speaker 1: I don't think part was like storage and where the

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furnace was and shit like that. You call it the

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dirty side of the basement, dirty sixth. And then there

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was the normal finished side of the basement where you know,

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you watch TV play in sixty four, watch each other

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jerk off of course, all the cool stuff that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you guys have to take turns playing Madden.

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Only two guys can play at the time. Uh, then

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you had the crank corner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you know there's only four players in GoldenEye

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and there's you know, your whole class is there and

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you gotta drink something. Yeah, class crank, Class Crank, Class

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of two thousand.

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Speaker 3: I don't forget that fucking Christmas with the cranks.

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Speaker 4: This is our last crank class Crank of the years graduate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, before we all go off to high school.

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Speaker 3: You're just playing that Vitamin C song that came out

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that year in.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand, came out the year graduate from eighth grade.

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This a week. You know, she's married to Jason Johnny.

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Speaker 4: John Juice.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who better than Yeah, who did better there?

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The Vitamin C check or Jason johnby Vitamin C chick.

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She definitely like out Kate's her coverage money wise, but

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I forget what she looked like. She's cute, she was fine, Yeah, okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean Johnny probably looks like a pile of garbage now.

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Speaker 3: But John Johnby should be a Hall of Famer. No, No,

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in my mind.

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Speaker 4: He's a hall of fame.

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Speaker 1: I am sure, do I.

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Speaker 3: Know his name? He should be in the Hall of fame.

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That's my criteria, not the worst metric.

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Speaker 1: So Mp, the lamp found family founder dies in eighteen

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sixty two. The family at this point very wealthy, super

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ritzy in Saint Louis. His son William Lemp takes over

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the brewery and purchases the property that would become the

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Lent Brewery Complex in eighteen sixty four. That property, this

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is not the mansion. That property still stands today on

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thirty five hundred LMP Avenue in Saint Louis. By the

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eighteen sixties, there were forty breweries in Saint Louis. Like

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I said, all the caves, blah blah blah. It was

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a brewing hotbed. Because of that. Under William Lemp, the

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Western Brewery became the largest brewery in Saint Louis, even

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bigger than Anheuser Bush, and became the largest outside of

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New York that had a single owner. So this is like, yeah,

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it's a h humongous brewery at this point, and he

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was a brilliant, brilliant businessman and brewer. He revolutional revolutionized

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refrigerated train cars to ship his beer all over the country.

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It became a Falstaff, became like a national brand. In

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eighteen seventy six, William Lemp purchased a mansion for his family.

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The residence was both a home and in office. It

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was a thirty three is I should say it's still there,

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a thirty three roomhouse total, like Victorian mansion situation.

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Speaker 4: That's insane.

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Speaker 1: But things stopped going well for the lamps soon after that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, once the old man kicks the bucket, oh before he.

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Speaker 1: Does, No, I mean, things go well even after he

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dies for a while. He dies in nineteen sixty two,

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they have the brewery keeps growing, keeps getting bigger, The

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business keeps doing better and better, but tragedy starts to

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strike the family. William Senior's fourth son, Frederick, who he

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hoped would take over the company. The other sons were

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kind of doing other things, and Frederick was kind of

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like the sweet, responsible one. I think he was born

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in eighteen seventy three, but in nineteen oh one, at

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the age of twenty eight, Frederick, who had been kind

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of sick his whole life, but hit it from a

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his family died of heart failure that was from other complications.

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He was twenty eight years old.

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Speaker 3: He's also the four child, and this I don't think

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you take it that hard.

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Speaker 1: He took it extremely hard. This is probably his favorite son.

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Speaker 3: That means the first three are real, real fuck ups.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to that.

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Speaker 3: Just doing the math there, Yeah, I mean after I mean,

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especially back then kid four dies, I mean, you're just

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playing the odds there.

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Speaker 1: I mean, at least he made it to twenty eight.

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It's a good life, better than most.

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Speaker 4: It's a good life, you know, mansion life at twenty eight. Yeah,

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you're fine.

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Speaker 1: So Frederick dies and in nineteen oh one, and William

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Senior never the same after that. Really, he starts he's

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just sort of forever depressed. After his son dies, he

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starts to slowly decline mentally and physically. And on January first,

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nineteen oh four, he's dealt another really difficult card when

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his best friend whose name you will probably recognize, Frederick

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Pabst mm hmm, a past Blue Ribbon, who dies as well.

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So he the Lamps were friends with the Paps with

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the bushes with several major brewing families in the.

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Speaker 4: United States, like the bush Light Bushes. Yeah, whoa, that's all.

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Speaker 1: They're in Saint Louis too, The bushes are in Saint Louis.

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Speaker 4: I know, idea, that's my favorite beer for like domestic

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cheap beer.

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Speaker 1: Bush beer. Actually, you want to know a quick side

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quest story on that. Since you like quests so much,

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loving quests, do you know how bush beer came to be.

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Speaker 3: They went on a quest sort of, so they went

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to like a state fair, went to the pig troughs.

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People were pissing in it and they just kind of

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scooped it up and drank it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't give me that ship, you Philly garbage.

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Speaker 3: You drink yingling, yingling, rolling rock, rolling.

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Speaker 4: Rock, fucking water rolling rocks. Not good it is.

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Speaker 1: It is like it's better than Bush. It's like topa

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Chico that someone peed in. It is not better than Bush.

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It is straight up natty Light rules. And that is

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also Anheuser Busch.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I know, everything's Anheuser.

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Speaker 4: There's like three beer.

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Speaker 1: Comes, so everything is technically Anheuser because there's a lot

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under its umbrella. But if you want to talk about

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like brands that Anheuser Busch actually created, that would be

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Natty Light, Bush, Budwise.

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Speaker 3: So you're going to really disrespect the oldest brewery in America.

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Speaker 1: Yngling is hellamid.

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Speaker 3: It's fine, it's great.

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Speaker 4: It was exciting when it expanded.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good for its price.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in that same kind of Bud Light cors Light.

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I'd rather have a Yngling.

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Speaker 1: I would not rather have a Yingling than a Budweiser

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at this point. Bud heavy, Yeah, Bud Heavy I'll take

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and a Bush anyway. So Bush one one of the

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Bush's Augie, one of the Augies. They're all named august

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Oh that's cool. Yeah, Augie Bush. I like that. So

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they own the Saint Louis Cardinals at the time.

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Speaker 4: And I don't fuck with this.

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Speaker 3: This is kind of like New NBA where everyone's friends,

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nobody like has you know, they're your competitor, They're the

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people you're trying to fucking kill. Uh, well, this is now.

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He was just kind of like dapping up your boys.

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00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,279
Speaker 1: That's not part of this story. But I don't disagree

468
00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:15,799
with you. So Augie Bush owns the Cardinals.

469
00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 3: He's pretty anti AUGI.

470
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,519
Speaker 1: Bush owns the Cardinals, and he wants to name the

471
00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:25,960
stadium that the Cardinals play in Budweiser Stadium, right, because

472
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,079
Budweiser is their main beer. Great name, and at the

473
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,599
time Major League Baseball is like, that's we don't name

474
00:23:32,839 --> 00:23:35,359
the alcohol. You know it's bad Jesus.

475
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,640
Speaker 3: Well, he kind of got what he wanted. It took

476
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,200
a while, but what isn't it Anheuser Busch Stadium.

477
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: It's Bush Stadium. But they were like, you can't name

478
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,519
it after alcohol. You can't name it after a beer, sorry, asshole,

479
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:48,799
Like it sucks.

480
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 3: And so do you hate money?

481
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 1: So I guess. So he's like, okay, fine, so he

482
00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:57,519
names it after himself. He names it Bush Stadium. Then

483
00:23:57,559 --> 00:24:01,000
he immediately he eates Bush Beer.

484
00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:03,519
Speaker 4: WHOA, that's really smart.

485
00:24:03,599 --> 00:24:06,319
Speaker 1: Fuck over major League Baseball to be like, fuck you

486
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,359
now it is named after a beer. But I named

487
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,559
it after me first, and I jumped through that loophole,

488
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:11,480
and you can suck my dick.

489
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 4: Right, that's actually really cool, thanks Dry, I'm the deal.

490
00:24:14,759 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the only reason Bush Beer was invented was

491
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,680
to fuck over Major League Baseball.

492
00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:22,759
Speaker 4: And now it's like the beer of the Midwest. Yeah,

493
00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:25,000
but I love Bush. Yeah. When I when I moved

494
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,519
to Indiana, that's like all they drank. And so I

495
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,079
just showed up one day, like day two with a

496
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,559
case of Bush light like this Mexican's all right. They

497
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:34,480
were very concerned when I.

498
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: Freach for the mountains baby, I mean it may be

499
00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:38,039
the best can in beer.

500
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they have like their cool like fall

501
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,440
Camo can boy.

502
00:24:43,599 --> 00:24:46,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get the gold can or thing that the

503
00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:50,440
bush lattes. Oh yeah, they worked with us at Grandex. Yeah.

504
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,519
Speaker 1: I fucking love Bush. So anyway, Frederick Paps dies and

505
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:59,240
William Senior, William Lamp Senior, is even more devastated now.

506
00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,240
So on the morning of February thirteenth, nineteen oh four,

507
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:08,200
William lemb Senior blows his brains out kills himself in

508
00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:10,759
the Lempt mansion in his office, just.

509
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,519
Speaker 3: So distraught about his fourth son dying. Still, yes, his child.

510
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:15,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

511
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 4: Do we know like what he used? Like a cannon? Uh?

512
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: Just it was a thirty eight revolver.

513
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 3: I believe he's in front of a cannon.

514
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had a cannon, it just stood in

515
00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:29,200
front of it, like blowing your brains off, like that'd

516
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:29,880
be really fun.

517
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,279
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, you gotta do it in

518
00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:32,799
a cool way.

519
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,079
Speaker 1: I don't disagree.

520
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 3: Like shot himself out of the cannon like evil Knievel

521
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,440
was off the roof of the brewer the wall.

522
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: But that's not even I feel like if you actually

523
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,359
shot yourself out of a cannon, it would just be

524
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,440
like when you pull back on a waterling launcher, but

525
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:50,160
the waterloom breaks in the in the launch and you're

526
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,440
just as just a million little piece exploding.

527
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 4: He turned to a human blunderbust. Yeah, I'm just bones

528
00:25:57,519 --> 00:26:00,559
and body shrapnel pretty much.

529
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,519
Speaker 3: It's an accidental wood chipper.

530
00:26:02,839 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 4: That's so funny.

531
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: So on November seventh, nineteen oh four, William J. Billy

532
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,160
Leamp Bill will Junior, Bill Junior takes over the brewing

533
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:20,319
company as president. Billy married a local rich girl named

534
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,440
Lillian Handlin.

535
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,759
Speaker 4: She's a rich girl.

536
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh she's real rich.

537
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 7: She was handling his nuts kind of though, and uh

538
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:35,240
they were married, and she got the nickname Lavender later lady.

539
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: This chick was rich as fuck and spent money like crazy,

540
00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:40,559
and everything she wore and had was purple. Her carriages

541
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,160
were purple.

542
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 3: So high maintenance, super super high fucking game.

543
00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:45,039
Speaker 1: I love her.

544
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 4: She sounds awesome.

545
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,599
Speaker 3: I have said nothing about her except that she costs

546
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,920
a lot of money. I'm in Yeah, she wars purple.

547
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:56,440
I like purple, and she needs all your money.

548
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:59,319
Speaker 1: But the Lamps were so rich it didn't matter. Billy

549
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,359
Lamp didn't care. They were super wealthy. So she started

550
00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:05,359
filling the mansion up with servants and doing all kinds

551
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,359
of ritzy shit. And at one point William just kinda

552
00:27:09,559 --> 00:27:13,480
got tired of her, and instead of divorcing her or anything,

553
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,240
he was like, all right, just leave me alone. You

554
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,440
can go. Just get out of my get out of

555
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,680
my hair. I'm gonna run this ber go shopping every day.

556
00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: Well, because she kept asking them the dress like Grimace.

557
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, I'm not wearing another fucking purple

558
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,759
suits like Joker.

559
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 3: If you want to fuck me, you have to dress

560
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:29,720
like Grimace.

561
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,319
Speaker 4: I was hoping you say he killed her. He instead

562
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:35,000
of getting divorced, he murdered her. And she's the first ghost.

563
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:38,039
Speaker 1: He did not he did not kill her. Well, we

564
00:27:38,079 --> 00:27:41,160
already have the first ghost. Oh, Papa Senior, Yeah, Senior,

565
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,480
kill Senior who blew his brains.

566
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,599
Speaker 3: That's the twenty eight year old. Maybe uh, or he

567
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,559
died peacefully. At twenty eight, he died peacefully.

568
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't know that he's there. But they don't have

569
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,599
a full head count. So William's like, you just get

570
00:27:54,599 --> 00:27:56,480
out of my hair. Let me the fuck alone. Here's

571
00:27:56,519 --> 00:27:59,960
one thousand dollars a day in nineteen oh four or whatever,

572
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,599
nineteen oh eight. Uh, he's a thousand dollars a day,

573
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,680
go shopping, spend it or you get less, so use

574
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,079
it or lose it every day. Thousand dollars a day.

575
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,480
So actually, let me I didn't do the inflation calculator.

576
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:16,279
Let me see what that is in today's money, because

577
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,920
one thousand dollars a day back then is goddamn insane.

578
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,799
Thirty one thousand dollars. So she had to spend thirty

579
00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:25,400
one thousand dollars every day shopping.

580
00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 4: That's almost hard.

581
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: It's gotta be so hard.

582
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,319
Speaker 4: Back then, you have what ten stores, Yeah, you can

583
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,200
possibly spend that much money at once.

584
00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 3: In She's just like, I'll have the entire series kind

585
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,440
of literally every day.

586
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,599
Speaker 1: So but even then it didn't matter. In nineteen oh eighth,

587
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,720
they filed for divorce. She charged Billy with desertion cruel

588
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,960
treatment and other indignities. They're divorce proceedings.

589
00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: Wait, you can go a wall on a marriage.

590
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:56,359
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh yeah, dude, that happened

591
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,160
all the time, he said.

592
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:57,559
Speaker 4: Desertion.

593
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:01,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he did. He didn't actually desert her, desert her,

594
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,200
but that did used to happen all the time. That

595
00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:05,359
pack of cigarettes and never come back.

596
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,359
Speaker 4: That was that.

597
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: I know that's a cliche, but when I was doing

598
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,119
the blogs and like reading newspaper, old newspaper hold every day,

599
00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:15,400
Holy fuck, the amount of times that happened it is.

600
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,039
It would blow your mind the amount of times a

601
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,359
man specifically, but it would happen with women too, like

602
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,240
it would just someone would just leave and never come back.

603
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,920
And I actually read about it a lot with women too,

604
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,400
like it Like straight up, no question.

605
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 3: That makes sense because we've said if you commit a

606
00:29:32,759 --> 00:29:34,839
crime back then just go a town over. No one

607
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,599
will find.

608
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,279
Speaker 1: You, tell me another name, there's no social security number

609
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,720
or nothing. You can do whatever you want.

610
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,559
Speaker 4: The life start over. Yeah, you have caves, Just go

611
00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:51,599
into a cave and drink beer vanish in the town over.

612
00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:54,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, go go up to Chicago. You're a new fucking

613
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:54,799
perper go.

614
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 4: From cave to cave sounds awesome. Yeah, the next cave doesn't.

615
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: Know who you are, none of them. More people know

616
00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:04,880
who you are. Their divorce proceedings were like the talk

617
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,440
of the town. It was like big celebrity gossip.

618
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

619
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,519
Speaker 1: They lasted eleven days. Lillian was granted the divorce and

620
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,559
custody of William the third, their only child, and all

621
00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:20,000
all Billy got was visitation rights, not even any custody

622
00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:20,440
or whatever.

623
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 3: That seems like a win.

624
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:30,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, he made out Lilian almost. Lillian almost lost custody

625
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:33,359
of her child and totally lost the divorce, like would

626
00:30:33,359 --> 00:30:37,680
have gotten nothing because the court was presented with a

627
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,640
photograph of her smoking a cigarette.

628
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,039
Speaker 4: Oh shit, that hard.

629
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,759
Speaker 1: They were like dirty, dirty whore. Yeah.

630
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 3: This was before Bernet's Yeah, made it legal for women

631
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,240
to smoke.

632
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:51,039
Speaker 4: It was like it was a foul thing.

633
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:54,799
Speaker 1: It was essentially like I would I imagine like showing

634
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,079
her smoking a cigarette, a picture of her smoking sick.

635
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 3: It was the same as sucking a dick, not a dick,

636
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,119
all the dicks.

637
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,359
Speaker 1: But it's like her in a room with forty dicks,

638
00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:07,759
like out like an egregious amount of cock. The beer

639
00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:11,240
even to the point where like a very sex positive

640
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:16,720
person would be like, I mean, you have a family.

641
00:31:16,839 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 3: Right, you smoke a cigarette? Back down as a woman,

642
00:31:18,759 --> 00:31:23,039
you're a harlot. You're a fucking prostitute. Yeah.

643
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,559
Speaker 4: I love women smoking cigarettes now, Oh yeah, that's hot,

644
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:29,759
it's awesome. But I also really love a woman who

645
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:31,759
throws a dip in. Oh.

646
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 3: I respect the hell out of the people that smoke

647
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,799
cigarettes now go analog because everyone's vaping, and also all

648
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:40,319
the data and information that's out there about how bad

649
00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:42,359
cigarettes are. And she's like, I don't care.

650
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 4: It looks too cool. Is to have a lady swap

651
00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:50,559
dip with me? Like in her lip takes the don

652
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,359
cut path her tongue. Oh dude, long cut Copenhagen Southern Blend.

653
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,839
She tongues it into my lips. What about a little

654
00:31:57,839 --> 00:32:01,720
Redman Redman's doke? I just like, but no, seriously, this

655
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:05,160
isn't even a bit that I think that's fum with

656
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,119
a big league two.

657
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: I never yeah, I never didn't think it wasn't a bit.

658
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,640
I never didn't think it was a bit. Yeah, no,

659
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,559
I know it's not.

660
00:32:11,759 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 4: I love chicks that dip, and I want them to

661
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,839
dip in my mouth.

662
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: I can't even explain to you how opposite of a

663
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,160
wreck I am right now, like it's it's it's withdrawn.

664
00:32:23,279 --> 00:32:26,599
Speaker 4: It took me one like a track like semi attractive

665
00:32:26,599 --> 00:32:28,359
girl to throw a dip in if she went from

666
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,559
like a six to a ten like and I never

667
00:32:30,599 --> 00:32:32,640
thought I'd like it. I saw it, and I go,

668
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,079
that's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

669
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:36,799
Speaker 3: There's gonna be a market for that. What if I

670
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,559
just spit into a bottle with dip and then sell

671
00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:44,319
it online as like Sydney Sweeney's.

672
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 4: That would I'd buy it, I'd fall for it. I

673
00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:47,400
could be drunk one day, like probably.

674
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:51,799
Speaker 3: Five hundred bucks for that, right, Yeah.

675
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely from some idiot.

676
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 3: It's also believable that Sidney Sweeney would dip.

677
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we've all we've all drank our dad's dipspit

678
00:32:57,039 --> 00:32:57,559
at one point.

679
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,079
Speaker 1: No, we fucking haven't. What accidentally, what do you mean

680
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,680
what you never? Like?

681
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:05,039
Speaker 3: Got the water bottle in the center console and just

682
00:33:05,079 --> 00:33:05,559
like took.

683
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:07,799
Speaker 4: It's like a doctor Pepper bottle too, and it's oh,

684
00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:08,720
it looks like Doctor.

685
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,559
Speaker 3: Pepper wasn't my dad's, but it was my friends And yeah,

686
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:11,119
it's gross.

687
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,839
Speaker 4: It happens.

688
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: No, no, all the nose. I'm sorry.

689
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 4: You didn't have a fucking childhood and fucking no nark.

690
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,599
Speaker 1: First off, I've been smoking cigars since I was like

691
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,519
fucking eight years old.

692
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,839
Speaker 4: That's not cool, though.

693
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 3: It actually is sweets. You're like a seventy year old

694
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,960
man and you're not ripping cigars in high school. No

695
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,000
one's like, oh, this is dope. You fucking yeah, you're

696
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,880
getting the Philly blunts. You're kind of cracking open and

697
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,160
get rid of all the shitty cigar you put weed in.

698
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,079
Speaker 1: It's so poor.

699
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how else would you do it?

700
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,119
Speaker 1: You go to kick the blunt. If your cigar comes

701
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,799
in plastic wrap like a weird and there's five of

702
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:49,079
them in one, I mean, good lord, it keeps the

703
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:52,079
real tobacco. I did also smoke cigarettes in high school

704
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:55,279
in college, like cigarette I didn't do that. That's fucking

705
00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:59,279
fucking stupid. But my dad would also smoke a pipe

706
00:33:59,319 --> 00:34:01,759
back in the day. Smoke off that pipe sometimes too. Actually,

707
00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:05,759
get cool. Pipe smoke is pretty great. I loved I

708
00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:07,279
loved it when my dad would smoke a pipe.

709
00:34:07,359 --> 00:34:09,519
Speaker 4: I have a buddy who like wears like the ball caps,

710
00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:12,320
that has those little like lanyard like ropes around the

711
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,119
front of it, you know. But he has papers and

712
00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:18,440
like tobacco in his hat, so he like takes it

713
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,519
off his hat and like a box of matches, so

714
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,800
he like rolls his own cigarettes off of his hat,

715
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,880
essentially gets a match from the little hat hat band

716
00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:29,119
nice and lights him like that. I kind of need.

717
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: Tried to smoke a rolled cigarette once after I had

718
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,400
quit smoking SIGs, thinking like, oh, maybe this will be

719
00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:38,760
enjoyable because it's like real to it's not dog shit,

720
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,920
no filter, but it's not like dog shit like cigarette tobacco,

721
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,000
like you know what I mean. Like maybe this is

722
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,239
like good like tobacco you get at a tobacco store,

723
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,119
and I will enjoy it because I like smoking cigars

724
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:52,559
and I like pipe smoke iving like hookah and stuff

725
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:55,880
like that, So like, maybe I will enjoy this. I

726
00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:59,079
smoked that. Who is great? Man?

727
00:34:59,559 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: No it's not.

728
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:02,639
Speaker 1: I don't do it often, but I enjoy hookah. Dude.

729
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 3: Hookah bars were a big thing in college.

730
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,199
Speaker 4: Yeah.

731
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,679
Speaker 3: I went once, and I'm like, what is the appeal here?

732
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,159
I didn't serve alcohol. I was just like, oh, you

733
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,239
just smoked the hookah.

734
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,159
Speaker 1: I used to write at a hookah bar a lot

735
00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:18,320
at TFM because Arab Cowboy Total flex on West Campus

736
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:22,239
ut because it was byob so it was very cheap

737
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,920
to drink. You just brought it. I would just bring

738
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,679
in a six pack. And unlike all these like twenty

739
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,239
four hour coffee houses or whatever or bars where it

740
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,239
would be like, you know, four or five dollars a beer,

741
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,320
I could always get a table twenty bucks for a hookah.

742
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400
All the hippies were priced out who were just spending

743
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,400
like fifty cents on coffee and would sit at a table.

744
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can never get any work done because

745
00:35:42,159 --> 00:35:45,039
the fucking Arab club promoters would just throw a flyer

746
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:45,599
in your face.

747
00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: That not a thing that happened there. I loved the

748
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,920
Arab Cowboy, which I could go back. It's too far

749
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,679
away now, that's what it's called.

750
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 3: It's called the Arab Cowboy.

751
00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:58,199
Speaker 1: Arab Cowboy, best hookah bar in the world. Love that play.

752
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,639
Speaker 4: I have a new quest destination.

753
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: It's a great dude, it's b yo, b I would

754
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,920
just bringing it. I would bring my own six pack

755
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,559
in and the fucking nicotine keeps you going like a zinner.

756
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:11,280
Some thing, you know what I mean, Like nicotine keeps

757
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,079
you up. You're not just like fading off the beer

758
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:13,440
or whatever.

759
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,679
Speaker 3: You're like, I wish this was weed. No in college? Yeah,

760
00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:20,119
I wish I.

761
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:22,079
Speaker 1: Was yeah, yeah, yeah in college because it was just

762
00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:24,840
like get me as fucked up as fasts possible anyway.

763
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,159
So cigarette almost cost her her child and everything else,

764
00:36:28,159 --> 00:36:32,360
but she wins and all that stuff. So the lamp

765
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:37,119
brewery of course gets hit hard by prohibition and uh

766
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,559
ultimately shuts down.

767
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 4: Damn it.

768
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 3: Not survivalist can adapt?

769
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I guess I couldn't adapt. So Anheuser Bush

770
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,800
was like making bread and stuff like that, like mansion.

771
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,119
All the lamps were so fucking rich that they kind

772
00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:56,079
of just didn't give a fuck. The family had some

773
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,119
nice place to be. The family had so much money

774
00:36:58,159 --> 00:36:58,599
that they were.

775
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 3: Just like, they're not grinders.

776
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:07,559
Speaker 1: They were not grinders. So they were hoping maybe that

777
00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:10,920
it would get overturned prohibition, but it didn't. The brewery

778
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,159
complex was sold for a huge loss, uh to a

779
00:37:14,639 --> 00:37:19,320
shoe company and on to seven twenty nine, which.

780
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 3: Will become Nike.

781
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

782
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:27,199
Speaker 1: Onto seven twenty ninth, nineteen twenty two. Billy Lemp walked

783
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,440
into the office that his father killed himself in and

784
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,599
shot himself in the head.

785
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 4: Was it with a cannon this time?

786
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: It was not? Still?

787
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 3: No canon man suicide genetic?

788
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 4: Huh? I think it is. I think it is.

789
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,639
Speaker 1: Killed himself in the same room as dad killed himself in.

790
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 3: Maybe he was trying to be poetic.

791
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,639
Speaker 4: I don't know who know?

792
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, who does?

793
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:47,519
Speaker 4: It?

794
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: Was the office, you know, the President's office or whatever

795
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,840
in the let Manchester called.

796
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:53,679
Speaker 4: The office about this?

797
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

798
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,599
Speaker 3: What if somebody like blew their head off with a

799
00:37:58,639 --> 00:37:59,519
potato cannon?

800
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,119
Speaker 1: It would not be that hard. I mean if you

801
00:38:02,119 --> 00:38:03,320
put a soda can in that thing.

802
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have those, like those can launchers. Now, like those,

803
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,679
you attached it to your rifle and then you just

804
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:11,360
shoot cans.

805
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: That'd be hilarious.

806
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 3: I always wonder if any of our potatoes hit like

807
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:20,159
a car windshield. We would just launch potatoes into the stratosphere. Dude,

808
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,360
we no regard where it went.

809
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 4: I used to throw rocks at cars on the highway.

810
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 3: I was like, sick, it's cool, man, We did that

811
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,880
with trains. But that is like they do it and

812
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,239
always sunny. I'm like, oh, I actually did that. In Delco.

813
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did that until one time a car stopped

814
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,440
and we were like, oh shit, like ran by the way.

815
00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:43,079
It was literally outside my house. We would hop the

816
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,760
hop the wall. We had like a wall. It's such

817
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,119
a child thing to buy our highway and once once

818
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,119
that car stopped, we're like.

819
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh, never again. It was such a child thing to

820
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:54,480
do because you don't understand how much that fucked with people.

821
00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:57,199
So me and my friends, you killed someone. Mopez did

822
00:38:57,199 --> 00:38:59,880
that with water, But dude, that happens in Austin. Multiple

823
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,079
people have died. Yeah, a couple of years ago here

824
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,960
because people were over on I thirty five.

825
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:08,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was and they were throwing huge fuck people

826
00:39:08,559 --> 00:39:10,079
were throwing fucking like boulders off.

827
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: One smashed through the windshield and killed someone. I think

828
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,800
they killed a kid.

829
00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 4: I had my first date side before I knew what

830
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,800
a state side was.

831
00:39:18,119 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 1: Dude.

832
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, awesome statute of limitation.

833
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:24,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were throwing water balloons when I was in

834
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:26,840
high school with cars and like we did it once

835
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,599
and I was there and we were doing it and wemit.

836
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:31,119
We never hit one. It was not on a highway.

837
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,400
It was like in our neighborhood. But like on kind

838
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,840
of a main road in the neighborhood, you know what

839
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,599
I mean, That's.

840
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,159
Speaker 4: What I meant. It wasn't.

841
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,639
Speaker 1: It wasn't like, yeah, interesting, but so we didn't hit anything.

842
00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:42,679
But and then I like the next weekend, I was

843
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:47,239
at work and and my three friends who I was

844
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,000
doing it with, they decided to do it again while

845
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,159
I wasn't there, and they hit a car and the

846
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,960
person got out and chased them back to my friend's house,

847
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,239
which was not far away, and they all got in

848
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,119
deep shit and my mom, I was like fifteen at

849
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:02,719
the time. My mom like picked me up from work

850
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,400
and she was like telling me about it, and I

851
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,039
was like, oh, crazy, and she was like, were you

852
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:11,159
ever doing that? Like she was like just which she

853
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,920
was right I was, And I was like, no, I

854
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,719
wasn't there even freaking accuse me of that. You don't,

855
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,440
bitch fuck you did there? You're accusing me a shit work.

856
00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 4: Wait.

857
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,199
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, but you did it before. I mean,

858
00:40:21,559 --> 00:40:23,039
that wasn't the first She was like, that wasn't the

859
00:40:23,079 --> 00:40:26,000
first time. And I was like, yeah, what, but it wasn't.

860
00:40:26,039 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 4: She was right. She was completely fucking right. I imagine

861
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,199
that's what you sound.

862
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,119
Speaker 3: Rob didn't hit puberty until twenty five.

863
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 4: Still still haven't had a pube.

864
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 3: I have a spell to take away to look at

865
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,320
that man. He's been growing his facial hair for a year,

866
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,079
has some shaves.

867
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: Whatever my sperm works, I don't mean I don't need

868
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,079
I don't need a beard?

869
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 4: Is it a flex? Wait? Does your sperm not work?

870
00:40:57,519 --> 00:40:58,639
My works? Okay?

871
00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: How do you know? Actually? Fair?

872
00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:03,199
Speaker 4: Well? Also me too. I don't have a child.

873
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, no receipt.

874
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: You don't have a trophy, fucking low tea empty cum.

875
00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. I am under seven to fifty T,

876
00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:15,760
so I have lotus astron Oh no, dude, I have

877
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,440
seven hundred T.

878
00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 4: Who can test? I should find out what I'm a bitch?

879
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:22,519
Don't care enough to.

880
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,199
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm alpha. I'm the one fucking making

881
00:41:27,199 --> 00:41:27,960
it rain on eggs.

882
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 3: I think I'm like dead center where you're supposed to be.

883
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 4: I guess that's pretty good. Someone was pretty good.

884
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:40,519
Speaker 1: So father and son, William Senior William Jr. They've killed themselves.

885
00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:45,039
Elsa Lemp Wright, the youngest child of Williams Senior, had

886
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:48,679
been had gotten married to Thomas Wright, who was another

887
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,800
rich businessman in town Uh. They separated in nineteen eighteen,

888
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:57,360
and in February nineteen nineteen, Elsa filed for divorce. She

889
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,280
said that he was the marriage was a damn to

890
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:05,519
her mental and physical health. The divorce was granted after trial,

891
00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:11,639
but Elsa and Thomas, even though they were divorced, soon

892
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:17,000
reconciled and remarried in March nineteen twenty. Later that month,

893
00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:23,119
March twentieth, Ella shot herself while in bed at their house,

894
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,360
not at the Let Mansions, but killed herself.

895
00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:30,599
Speaker 3: Regretted her decision immediately. She's like, I thought we could

896
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:34,159
work it out, but nah, I'd rather take my life. Well,

897
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,719
not even going to test the market.

898
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: Some suspected it was a murder disguised as a suicide,

899
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
but it was never proven.

900
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, just a man's word against a dead woman who cares.

901
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:48,639
Speaker 1: Also, at that point, you're like, I mean her dad

902
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:50,800
and her her fucking brother did it. Like of course

903
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:55,840
she was gonna kill herself. That runs in them family. Crazy.

904
00:42:56,559 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 4: They have a suicide pack.

905
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh fucking they're all fucking crazy.

906
00:43:02,679 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 3: Open and Showcase Johnson.

907
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: Charles Lemp was the third son of William Senior, and

908
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,679
he was the final lamp to live in mp mansion

909
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:17,800
starting in nineteen twenty nine. He had left the brewery

910
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,320
business in nineteen seventeen to go into banking and finance.

911
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,199
He also dabbled in local politics stuff like that. He

912
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,639
never married. He lived in the mansion with two servants

913
00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:31,320
who were married, so Bang Sash, I assume, and also

914
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,000
his dog. His dog was his only real companion in

915
00:43:35,039 --> 00:43:39,360
life due a beloved Doperman.

916
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 3: In April smells a little fruity.

917
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 4: I think he's living the dream.

918
00:43:46,199 --> 00:43:51,039
Speaker 1: In April nineteen forty one, Charles Lemp sent a letter

919
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,519
to a Saint Louis, a funeral home in Saint Louis,

920
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:00,000
requesting that in the case of his death, whenever it comes,

921
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:03,039
remains should be taken by ambulance to the Missouri crematory.

922
00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:08,199
His body should not be bathed, clothed, or changed. However

923
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,480
you find him, cremate them. His ashes should then be

924
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,199
put into a wicker box and buried on his farm,

925
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,280
because of course they had more than one property there.

926
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,079
And he said, do not do you not hold a funeral,

927
00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:23,719
and do not even put my death in the papers.

928
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:30,159
Don't nothing if I die, grab it, burn me, bury me.

929
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,599
Don't fucking tell anyone. And this guy, by the way,

930
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,480
was the last lamp, the last of the super famous

931
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,119
family family. And even though he was never married, he

932
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:46,880
was a big philanthropist at the time and all this stuff. Anyway,

933
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,840
he sends that letter in April of nineteen forty one,

934
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,119
the US isn't even in World War two yet. In

935
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:59,800
nineteen forty nine May tenth, nineteen forty nine, eight years later,

936
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,199
he blows his brains out.

937
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,079
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, dude, Canon this time.

938
00:45:07,679 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 3: When you get to that point, you're like, I guess

939
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,599
I gotta go with the family tradition, just like Hank

940
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:15,039
Williams Junior, because you don't want to kind of be

941
00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:15,760
a show boat.

942
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't be the one not do that.

943
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 3: But go you think I'm good enough to just not

944
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,000
kill myself. Or also if you changed up the dynamic

945
00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:27,000
of like maybe you hang yourself, maybe you sleep with

946
00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:31,280
your wrist to show it's a little too yeah, hot doggy,

947
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,840
Yeah yeah, you're.

948
00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: Really dragging it out, really kind of making it to

949
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,440
make it about you. You are making it about you

950
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,119
and suicides people. Famously, no one's ever made a suicide

951
00:45:42,119 --> 00:45:47,239
about themselves, So you don't want to be the first.

952
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,519
It's bad, bad, bad luck.

953
00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 3: It is, and especially a guy that said, burn my.

954
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: Body, burying my hand, don't tell anyone.

955
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 3: Everything about me.

956
00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Before he killed himself, it should be noted that

957
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,800
he went down to the basement and shot his beloved dog, no,

958
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,760
and then went upstairs and killed himself.

959
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's probably the best thing to do

960
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,280
for your dogs. Who isn't just starve itself to death.

961
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Speaker 1: I mean he had servants there, all right, so he

962
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:21,280
was just farrowing it. You know, He's like, you're coming

963
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,239
with me to the afterlife?

964
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,639
Speaker 4: Is that cool? No? Okay?

965
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: In nineteen forty three, William Lemp the third died of

966
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,960
a heart attack at the age of forty two. After

967
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Charles's death, the only surviving son of William Senior was

968
00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:42,199
Edwin Lemp. In nineteen seventy Lemp. Edwin Lemp died at

969
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:44,880
the age of ninety and his final order to his

970
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,320
caretaker was to destroy his art collection and all the

971
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family heirlooms.

972
00:46:51,159 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 4: Hell, yeah, dude, which he.

973
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: Did or which they did followed his instructions?

974
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 3: What kind of pieces did he have in his art gallery?

975
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: A lot of Picasso? Oh, I'm just kidding. I don't

976
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,239
know yet you know some matists, Yeah, all the good stuff.

977
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: Well, Picassa wouldn't really be a name by then, right, Yeah,

978
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,639
he would have been in the seventies. Okay, I was

979
00:47:14,679 --> 00:47:16,119
singing before World War Two.

980
00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:19,599
Speaker 1: He was a name that by then as well. Okay,

981
00:47:21,199 --> 00:47:23,760
if you remember in the film Titanic, Rose talked about

982
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,760
how brilliant Picasso is. That's in nineteen twelve, so it's

983
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,760
kind of like already.

984
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 3: So he got it. I guess I didn't realize Picasso

985
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,159
got his flowers while he was still alive.

986
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:37,159
Speaker 1: Oh, all his flowers. Not a Vangos situation at all. Yeah.

987
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,559
Now I mentioned a lonely ghost.

988
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,519
Speaker 3: Was it the the father, the patriarch, No, the thing,

989
00:47:47,519 --> 00:47:49,719
it's Edwin, the ninety year old who, like I guess,

990
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:50,599
he never got married.

991
00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: Right, So Will Junior was got divorced, never had custody

992
00:47:58,639 --> 00:48:01,719
of his kid after that, and the wife said of

993
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,239
the marriage that you know, she accused him of desertion,

994
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:11,679
cruelty and dignities, all this stuff. Well, Will, and I

995
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,280
told you, Will was like, I'm tired of my wife. Dude,

996
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,000
just take a thousand dollars a day getting out of

997
00:48:16,039 --> 00:48:20,199
my fucking hair. That's because will like to party.

998
00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:23,679
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, Will was.

999
00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: He got after it.

1000
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,119
Speaker 4: He was Gatsby.

1001
00:48:26,519 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: He was running the brewery during the day, one of

1002
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,159
the biggest, one of the biggest breweries in the country,

1003
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:37,079
rich as fuck, and at night he was getting wild.

1004
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:40,800
You know those those beer caves, Well they got turned

1005
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,360
into man.

1006
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 4: Caves, big cave man.

1007
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,519
Speaker 1: They would go down to the caves below the mansion

1008
00:48:47,199 --> 00:48:50,079
and fucking rage all night. Him and his friends. They

1009
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:53,400
would bring in a bunch of hookers and just go

1010
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,559
absolutely bananas down there. There was a swimming pool, a

1011
00:48:56,639 --> 00:48:59,400
bowling alley, obviously, all the beer you can fucking.

1012
00:48:59,199 --> 00:49:01,519
Speaker 3: Drink, fucking kegs, and fertilized eggs.

1013
00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 4: Uh.

1014
00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: Well, that's accurate, because he got one of these women pregnant.

1015
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 4: You always do today.

1016
00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 1: Still, there is no official documentation of the boy William

1017
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,079
Junior Billy sired with some woman.

1018
00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:29,039
Speaker 4: However, they are a woman of the night.

1019
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: Yes, there.

1020
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:37,519
Speaker 3: So he had a bastard that he put in a basket.

1021
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: A basket. A basket would have been merciful.

1022
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,039
Speaker 3: He didn't push him down the river.

1023
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:48,280
Speaker 4: Wait, the lonely ghost is a baby. We're getting there, Okay.

1024
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 3: Did he bash the baby's brains and.

1025
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 4: It's a little baby with a little beer walking around.

1026
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,880
This was a bad dude.

1027
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,199
Speaker 1: We're getting there.

1028
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 3: Well, you told us that we shouldn't be joking about

1029
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:57,920
the baby.

1030
00:49:58,599 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: We're getting there for the episode.

1031
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,079
Speaker 3: Get you jokes out, now, get your jokes ound. Now

1032
00:50:03,119 --> 00:50:06,079
about this baby that got bashed against a tree.

1033
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: So the rumors were that the boy the bastard, was

1034
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:21,760
hidden in the mansion's attic for his entire life. According

1035
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,920
to Saint Louis historian Joe Gibbons, when he interviewed a

1036
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,480
former nanny and chauffeur who worked at the mansion, they

1037
00:50:28,599 --> 00:50:33,920
verified both that the boy existed and that he was

1038
00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:39,599
kept to the attic and the servants rooms his entire life.

1039
00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 4: They have their own Boo Radley.

1040
00:50:43,119 --> 00:50:45,519
Speaker 1: Well, there was a reason they kept the boy up there.

1041
00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:46,280
Speaker 3: He was deformed.

1042
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: He had down syndrome.

1043
00:50:48,519 --> 00:50:51,519
Speaker 4: Ah oh no, so he's like he's the happiest dude

1044
00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:52,599
ever in an attic.

1045
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,679
Speaker 1: It was a total He was between being a bastard

1046
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:00,239
and being mentally disabled. He was in complete embarrassment this

1047
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,159
well to do family. So the boy was hidden away

1048
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,840
up in the attic, not allowed to leave.

1049
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,679
Speaker 3: Listen, we all know it's incredibly fucked up to keep

1050
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,599
a kid with Down syndrome in the attic. However, if

1051
00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:17,320
there's ever a child to keep the attic that's gonna

1052
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,840
have a good time, it's somebody with down syndrome.

1053
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 4: Mine, give him some John Cena merch. They're good to go,

1054
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,760
Just tits and John Cena man.

1055
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: He was known as the monkey faced Boy.

1056
00:51:33,039 --> 00:51:40,199
Speaker 4: No, no, oh, my God, just give him a mirror.

1057
00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 3: Then I guess.

1058
00:51:43,639 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 4: It's Oh God, the monkeys health the attic put him back.

1059
00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:52,079
Speaker 1: He died in his thirties.

1060
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 4: It's a good life, No thirty years in the attic.

1061
00:51:58,519 --> 00:52:01,599
Speaker 1: And is buried in the Limps Cemetery plot with only

1062
00:52:01,639 --> 00:52:06,599
a small marker that says lamp on it, nothing else.

1063
00:52:06,679 --> 00:52:08,039
Speaker 4: They don't even give him his nickname.

1064
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: They don't even write. They don't even chisel monkey Faced

1065
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:16,920
Boy into the fucking tombstone. Listen.

1066
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 4: I bet he still had a better life than a lot.

1067
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 3: Of people in his era.

1068
00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:23,519
Speaker 4: To this day, people say.

1069
00:52:25,679 --> 00:52:29,039
Speaker 1: That they can see him at night sometimes peering out

1070
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:32,119
the windows of the attic at the world he never

1071
00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:33,360
got to experience.

1072
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:39,159
Speaker 3: He didn't have to serve making grilled cheese. Would We

1073
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,480
don't know that, Rob, We don't know.

1074
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:45,079
Speaker 1: That after the death of Charles Lemp, the guy who

1075
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,280
had all this stuff, burned the last lamp, the mansion

1076
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,920
was sold and turned into a boarding house. However, that

1077
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,800
didn't work out so well because it was haunted as

1078
00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:00,760
fuck and people did not like staying there. Real quick,

1079
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,480
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Speaker 3: Imagine the monkey Face kid.

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00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,119
Speaker 4: No, they were cool with every other haunting but the

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00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:18,320
monkey Face. They were like, we're cool with the other ghosts,

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00:58:18,559 --> 00:58:20,000
but that one knows.

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00:58:20,159 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: So they are multiple ghosts.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine that though you're fucking in your bed,

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you wake up late at night and you just see

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a kid with down syndrome stairs.

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Speaker 4: Head tilted down, staring at you, smiling.

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Speaker 1: He is one of the ghosts that haunts the house,

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the monkey Faced boy.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't even be upset.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't be like terrified, Like, oh, what's up, buddy,

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how you doing? He's probably the nicest ghost.

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Speaker 1: Easily imagine him. Probably both the Williams and IT, and

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I believe that maybe the Lavender Lady as well, are

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among the ghosts that haunt this place. Residents of the

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boarding house complained of hearing not and footsteps for people

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that weren't there.

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Speaker 3: Listen, He's not the most graceful, Okay, he's making a

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lot of noise in the attic.

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Speaker 1: In nineteen seventy five, the mansion was turned into a restaurant,

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and in workers in the house and in the restaurant

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whatever they've seen, apparitions, they've heard, strange sounds, tools and whatever.

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00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,679
The civil ware will vanish. They have feelings of being watched.

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Speaker 4: People.

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00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: A lot of people will just quit and never come back.

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After a couple shifts since the restaurant opened. Staff members

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report strange experiences all the time, voices and sounds that

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come from nowhere. Glasses will often lift off the bar

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and fly through the air by themselves, so the ghosts

1221
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are throwing glasses. Doors lock and unlocked by themselves, lights

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on and off on their own, and uh. Sometimes the

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piano in the bar will start playing.

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Speaker 3: Who was the musician?

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Speaker 1: Who knows? Everyone got piano lessons back then about the guys.

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Nothing good at it, but.

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Speaker 3: It was their version of playing soccer pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you take piano lesson as a kid, play soccer

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as a kid. There are three areas of the old

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mansion that have the most activity. The stairway up to

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the office, the attic. I think we all know why

1232
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and what the staff refers to as quote the gates

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of hell in the basement presumably that might be where

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the cave entrances.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so we mentioned earlier how basements are scary, right,

1236
01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:49,599
more points to prove that, especially an unfinished basis. Now,

1237
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their basement's probably pretty nice, boy alley and all that

1238
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kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's like even deeper in the cave. So the

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basement itself might be kind of whatever.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: The attic is, of course said to be haunted by

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the monkey Face Boy. People often witness things on the

1244
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,320
third level of the mansion. The face of the boy,

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01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,280
like I said, can be seen from the street, peeking

1246
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,760
out the small windows, just trying to see the world.

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Speaker 4: Does monkey Face Boy have a name, Not that we

1248
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,239
know of, Oh fuck, dude monkey. All we know is

1249
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,960
just that yeah, and limp.

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Speaker 1: Monkey limp, monkey face boy lamp oh shit. Ghost. Investigators

1251
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,239
who have visited have often left toys in the middle

1252
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,239
of his room.

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Speaker 3: There are people that accomplish much more that have no legacy.

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01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:37,559
This kid, we're talking about him today, all right.

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Speaker 1: That's fair. It's not the worst point. They'll leave toys

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01:01:41,599 --> 01:01:42,880
in the middle of the room and draw a circle

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around it to see if the objects move.

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Speaker 3: You die the minute somebody steps talking about you. We

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01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:48,440
are keeping the monkey Face Kid alive.

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Speaker 1: As monkey Face Kid because that's the only fucking name

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01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,199
we know.

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Speaker 4: Very progressive.

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Speaker 1: Yes, when they come back the next day, the toys

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are moved out of the circle. Usually because now this

1265
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is my favorite. As we talked about William Junior, Billy,

1266
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the one who fathered the monkey Face boy who liked

1267
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to fuck. Uh, his ghost likes to watch ladies pee.

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That's what it doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do the little oaster, no goes.

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Speaker 3: That's his kink.

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Speaker 4: It's like a fire hose man. He loved that shit.

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Speaker 1: I like it more when it sounds like a bucket

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just being turned upside. I mean it's quick.

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Speaker 3: Now is he in the toilet? Is he getting pissed on?

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Speaker 1: One would think if you had these powers, but no,

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he piques.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Women have reported a man peeking over the stall in

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the downstairs women's bathroom, so they'll be peeing. Look up

1280
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and there's a guy just peering over washing them.

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Speaker 4: Piss monkey faces below it.

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Speaker 1: Monkey face confused.

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01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a real woman's son.

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Speaker 1: Time of tuck. You you may be did, but you're

1285
01:03:02,559 --> 01:03:10,440
still mad. On one occasion of this, apparently a woman

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came out of the bathroom and returned to the bar

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and told the two men she was there with, hope

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you got a good eyephall thinking it with them, just

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like peering over, like let's watch her fucking piss. But

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the bartender was like, they've been here the whole time.

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They didn't. They didn't watch a piss. I know it wasn't.

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01:03:27,159 --> 01:03:29,519
And then he was like, Oh, that's the ghost that

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watched his people pee. It's Bill Junior. In Bill Lemp's

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01:03:34,599 --> 01:03:37,519
senior's room. Guests have often reported hearing someone running up

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01:03:37,559 --> 01:03:41,159
the stairs and kicking at the door when Senior killed himself.

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William Junior was said to have run up the stairs

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to kick in his father's door because he found it locks.

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01:03:45,719 --> 01:03:48,440
He had to kick in the door to get to him.

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People have heard gunshots, ballroom music, ghostly voices during their

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01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,519
stay in the mansion, and like I said, they've seen

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01:03:57,559 --> 01:04:00,480
apparitions as well. It is again, one one of the

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01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:04,639
most haunted places in the United States to this day.

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I think it should be on the short list of

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01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:11,880
places we ever do a show from.

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Speaker 3: I'm Down and it's what an eight hour drive twelve

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01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,760
twelve yeah, yeah, not bad.

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01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: Three hour flight also fly.

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Speaker 4: They have those.

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01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, we're gonna take somebody to do a seance

1310
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and call the monkey Face kid.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I can hit up my ex, she's big

1312
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,719
into that stuff, and we'll bring John Cena. Dude, he

1313
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:36,320
loved that.

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01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 3: I mean, he broke the record for most makeup wishes.

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01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: What a dubious distinction.

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01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 3: We've been talking about this for years. Other people have

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01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:51,400
talked about it, but I do remember on TV specifically

1318
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,000
when I was in Nashville for the Robber O'Neil goof tournament. Yeah,

1319
01:04:55,119 --> 01:04:57,719
they just it was like breaking news. John Cena breaks

1320
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,360
make a wish record.

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Speaker 4: What a guy? What a guy?

1322
01:05:03,719 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, that is the story of the Lemp family

1323
01:05:07,039 --> 01:05:10,719
and they're super crazy. Haunted mansion that still stands to

1324
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,960
this day. You can stay in it to this day.

1325
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,719
Why not eating it to this day?

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01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:16,039
Speaker 4: What are they going to do?

1327
01:05:16,159 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 3: Kill themselves?

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01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 1: What again?

1329
01:05:18,519 --> 01:05:18,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1330
01:05:19,199 --> 01:05:20,159
Speaker 1: Maybe kill you. I don't know.

1331
01:05:20,159 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 4: I don't have people hard to kill themselves.

1332
01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 3: Uh.

1333
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: It does not become a suicide pilgrimage.

1334
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 3: Now, it's not like the suicide fires in Japan.

1335
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: It'd be really cool, like let's just haunt the fuck

1336
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,559
out of this place.

1337
01:05:31,679 --> 01:05:35,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like logan like nineteen hundreds ghosts and then

1338
01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:38,639
some like twenty twenty ghosts. That'd be really cool, dynamic.

1339
01:05:38,719 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with a ghost from like

1340
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,440
two thousand and three. That sucks.

1341
01:05:42,719 --> 01:05:45,159
Speaker 4: We should have, no, they'd have like really cool advisors

1342
01:05:45,159 --> 01:05:46,360
flipped upside down.

1343
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,199
Speaker 1: That's true.

1344
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:51,519
Speaker 3: We should have like a destination suicide place in America. Yeah,

1345
01:05:51,599 --> 01:05:55,920
Grand Canyon talk yourself yourself off. Yeah, oh yeah, that

1346
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,800
would be I mean the Golden gate Bridge too.

1347
01:05:58,679 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: People already do that though, and it's not haunted that

1348
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,119
I'm aware of. Yeah, what do you guys learn today?

1349
01:06:04,159 --> 01:06:05,079
Speaker 3: It's the Grand Canyon.

1350
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 1: It it's got.

1351
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 4: To be something there, if anything, just like natives like

1352
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:14,280
native spirits, windagoons and of Cora. Yeah, there's probably some

1353
01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:19,719
tupes there. I can see that, would you Shamans?

1354
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,679
Speaker 3: I learned that the beer industry was too friendly, not

1355
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:24,679
cut throat enough.

1356
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean eventually, you know, the market went out,

1357
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,039
and I think the lamps just got complacent. Like you said,

1358
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they weren't grinders.

1359
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 3: They weren't.

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Speaker 1: The bushes were. Though.

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Speaker 3: If you do have that amount of money, you just

1362
01:06:36,599 --> 01:06:40,039
don't have the drive to continue the legacy.

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01:06:40,159 --> 01:06:42,519
Speaker 4: It didn't even try moonshining or nothing like that either.

1364
01:06:42,719 --> 01:06:44,639
Speaker 1: That's kind of strange. And by the way, that happened

1365
01:06:44,679 --> 01:06:45,920
to the Bushes eventually too.

1366
01:06:46,119 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 4: Just fucking bending the need of the government.

1367
01:06:49,719 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: Bullshit, but they didn't care.

1368
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 4: They don't tell me the Bushes did that too, all right,

1369
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,119
bend the need to the government.

1370
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,679
Speaker 1: No, they just got product. They just got so rich

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01:06:57,679 --> 01:07:02,039
they stopped carrying. I'll take the Yeah. Augie Bush, the

1372
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sixth or fifth, whoever's the guy. He's killed like two chicks.

1373
01:07:06,079 --> 01:07:09,559
Speaker 3: You can whoa but like in cars he drove or something.

1374
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Speaker 1: Yeah, chap equittic style.

1375
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad you said that name. I can't get

1376
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,119
it on my mouth, my mushy mouth.

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Speaker 1: Uh. What'd you learn today, Scott?

1378
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:25,159
Speaker 4: I learned that Bush was dope, bought a stadium and

1379
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then made beer because of it, especially made his own brand.

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01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: I love that Bush.

1381
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 4: That's like my favorite story of all time. That's hilarious.

1382
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,880
He made a spike Bush is a spikee beer. Yeah,

1383
01:07:36,079 --> 01:07:37,280
that's so much cooler now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking sweet.

1385
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I learned that suicide is predatory just

1386
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runs in the.

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Speaker 1: Family apparently, although that one chick might have been murdered.

1388
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Speaker 3: Yeah, she probably.

1389
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna trust the man in that situation.

1390
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 1: Hard to disagree.

1391
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never heard her side of the story.

1392
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Speaker 1: Never will. Who's today's hitler.

1393
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 4: Probably Billy Junior for having a monkey faced boy up

1394
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in the attic.

1395
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Speaker 3: It sounds like he really loved him.

1396
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Speaker 4: He got him toys. I guess he kept him alive.

1397
01:08:13,679 --> 01:08:17,199
Speaker 1: He didn't the ghost investigators after he was.

1398
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Speaker 4: Dead, so he did keep him alive for thirty whole years.

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He like have a little figurines to play with.

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Speaker 1: I'm you know what, I'm sure he had some assortment.

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I bet he checked they dumped up there, he had a.

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Speaker 4: Keg up there. He got like dead lift and ship.

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Speaker 3: He went up and checked on him every quarter.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's plenty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, once at fortune because he.

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Speaker 1: Was your hitler today. It's because it's not the guy

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who trapped a retarded kid in his attic.

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Speaker 3: Uh No, it's probably the woman of the night that

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entrapped that man by having his baby.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 4: Fair enough got so much. That's so much better hitler

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than mine. It's her fault, It's not.

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Speaker 3: It's always the woman's. Uh, I'm kidding by the way. No,

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it was that guy's a monster.

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Speaker 1: A monster we can meet.

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Speaker 4: We can meet the monster and the monster's child.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that maybe they made up in the afterlife.

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Speaker 4: There's holding hands, playing with you.

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Speaker 3: I think it's like a Frankenstein situation. Legs, just Doctor

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Frankenstein and his creation. Yeah, put bolts on his head.

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Speaker 1: Well that is all I got for today. That is

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the story of the Lamp family and the Lamp Mansion,

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one of the most haunted places in the United States

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of America, in a place that I really really think

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we should do a show from.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we do have another episode coming on Wednesday

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Patreon dot com. So last software history. Scott will also

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be joining us for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tune in. We're gonna record it in like thirty seconds.

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But yeah, you won't hear it.

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Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna go on a quest for

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a few days and then come back and record.

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Speaker 3: That'll happen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, some quest for a bit. Yeah,

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we're gonna return in our same outfits.

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Speaker 4: And I have to I have to wear my questing outfit. Yeah,

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I can't change.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, you'll just be back three days later. Because

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you've been questing.

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Speaker 3: If you ever go homeless, you have to just wear

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that all the time.

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Speaker 4: It'd probably make some pretty good money probably.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a streak.

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Speaker 4: That guy is weird. Yeah, keep Austin weird.

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Speaker 1: Here's a bit. It's like, Oh, he's depressing like the rest,

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He's not as depressing as the rest of them. Yeah,

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he depresses me, but I'm he's I'm smiling. I wear

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roller blades. That'd be fucking cool. Toss some money out there.

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Speaker 3: It's also a great way to get away from all

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the other homeless that might try to stab you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, quicker spell of protection.

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Speaker 3: You have skates, you fucking get out of there.

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Speaker 4: Oh that too, skates? Yeah, fast like the Taliban.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, my fair video.

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Speaker 4: It's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's all I got, boys.

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Speaker 3: That's just where we're at with warfare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, drones and blades.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to get doned.

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Speaker 4: By a guy in roller blades.

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Speaker 1: You will you.

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Speaker 3: World War three?

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Speaker 4: That'd be your luck, dude, I avoid the drunk roller blades.

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Speaker 3: Three sixty, I get got by a dude in fruit.

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Speaker 4: Boots exactly, dude three sixty throws grenade. Buye.

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Speaker 1: Alright, boys, it's all I got. Yeah for damnagestant Scott Lopez,

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I'm Rob Fox.

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Speaker 3: You just got Saucer.