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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. I'm Chris and I died a

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while ago, and my eternal punishment is to do this

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podcast where we interview everyone in hell with my co host,

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the younger brother of Satan Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Guys, I thought, you want know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: Look at my new car.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Cyberchruck.

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Speaker 4: Oh all right, check out my new ride.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cyberchuck. Huh, I'm a muskrat.

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Speaker 4: That's right. Gotta steal on this pretty girl?

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Speaker 1: Who you stole it?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 4: Actually, surprisingly I did not steal it.

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Speaker 3: Come to find out, I had thousands of dollars saved

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up from all the ad revenue in merch sales from

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the previous one hundred episodes a Good Morning from Hell,

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So I just put all that in and then I

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traded in fourteen pt cruisers for down payment. Also pet cruisers,

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they don't retain resell value. Just a heads up, just

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a pro tip. Still got about, you know, seventy five

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thousand dollars to pay off.

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Speaker 4: We didn't make a lot of money on the first

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runt of the show, but uh wow.

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Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing deal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's such a steal. Plus get to support

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my good buddy.

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Speaker 1: Elon the'se a metal paneling. Are they supposed to come off?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, that's that's that's like a bug. But they're

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going to patch that, I think in the firmware update

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with some glue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know it's hot down here, so the glue

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melts and stuff. It's fine, don't You're getting too caught

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up in the in the minutia of the thing. You know,

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this thing, it's the future. These things are gonna be

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ripping and tearing down the streets of hell, right through

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the walls, blasting through school children, exploding at litter sections.

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Speaker 4: I mean, the future's bright as can be.

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Speaker 1: Chris, Yeah, they are reflective.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: You said you spend all of our money.

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Speaker 3: All three thousand, four hundred and fifty two dollars and

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sixty one cents.

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Speaker 4: That's how much we made from our first season.

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Speaker 1: That was three hundred, three hundred what not three thousand?

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry, I carried the decimal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, we did not make a lot of money. Uh uh,

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But hey, this is okay because now we're back to

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being underdogs.

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Speaker 3: Were back at net zero, so that means that you know,

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we can only go up.

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Speaker 1: Well, how much are we in de Oh oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, so I guess well, I want to say,

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seventy five.

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Speaker 1: Thousand dollars I still go to elon so net minus

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seventy five thousand ish for keeping track, which we are.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you think about the underdog story, Chris.

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Speaker 3: Now we get to make dollar money back from all

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the all of our supporters out of Hatreon.

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Speaker 1: Good, good segue. Do you want to be a supporter

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of our Hatreon?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And we need it. We got up this cyber truck

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payoff that we have to do.

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Speaker 3: Are you talking to the audience, Yeah, yeah, No, it's

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pay six dollars and sixty six cents. This is a

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huge deal. You know, everybody's doing discord. So I was like,

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where are the people really at Where's where's the real platform?

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna become a LinkedIn influencer and if you.

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Speaker 3: Follow us on Hatreon, then I will befriend you on

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LinkedIn and then I'll you know, say you got some

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qualifications on like Microsoft word, I'll be like approved, this

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guy does it proved, Excel, proved, PowerPoint approved, you know,

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and like my word goes a long way. I'm a

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I'm kind of an influencer on LinkedIn, I'm writing articles.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, like what the other.

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Speaker 4: Day, I wrote an article about leadership.

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Speaker 3: Oh five step five E six five easy steps to leadership.

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Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna spoil it.

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Speaker 3: That's that's that's hey, that's that's Hatreon LinkedIn exclusive content.

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I mean, technically it's not exclusive because I think anybody

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can find me on the LinkedIn.

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Speaker 4: We'll need to work with the privacy settings.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, so if someone signs up for Hatreon,

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they get to how is that enforced? Like dot is

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it a way to track?

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Speaker 3: Well, there is no way to track because LinkedIn is

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the worst social media. As you know, when people check

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you out on LinkedIn, you get a notification. So if

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I know that Jerry from Utah is looking at my

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LinkedIn but he's not following us on Hatreon, do the math,

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I'll cross reference the spreadsheets.

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Speaker 4: I'll kill him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So yeah, he's got he's gonna have to follow

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me on on on Hatreon to get my LinkedIn goods.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just one of the mini benefits of supporting us

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on Hatreon.

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Speaker 3: So much exclusive content that I can't even list it

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all out, and I'm pretty sure our audience is tired

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of us advertising to them.

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Speaker 4: So let's how are you been?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's been a bit of an adjustment period, you know,

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because I got really used to heaven where everything's smelled

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like cookies, and here the airs just sulfur, rotting corpses.

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Everything burns, my eyes, my ears, just everything burns. So

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yet not the greatest how are you?

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Speaker 3: You know, just hadn't talked to people in so long?

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So this morning I ate a lot of peanut butter

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to really lubricate the throat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just really just stuffed teaspoon after teaspoon, so

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I got good hawkable loogies. It's really good. It makes

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for excellent audio quality too.

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Speaker 1: So what's our plan for the episode today?

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Speaker 4: Well, Chris, it's a little bit of a holiday.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 3: Uh, you might have learned about it in grade school.

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You might have been misinformed about a few things, but

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that's okay.

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Speaker 4: That was us doing. That is Columbus Day.

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Speaker 1: Chris, Columbus Day. Yeah, do they even do Christopher Columbus

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Day anymore?

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Speaker 4: Well, they actually do Indigenous People's Day, which is probably better.

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Speaker 3: I think that they finally found out after hundreds of

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years of celebrating a terrible person that they shouldn't do

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that and should probably celebrate people who actually need celebration.

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But besides all that, we love Columbus. We love Columbus Day.

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So we're gonna celebrate him the best way we know

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how here on.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell, by having him on the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Or having him on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so where is he?

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Speaker 4: Well, he should be sailing in here soon.

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Speaker 3: Vibe Columbus to Columbus.

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Speaker 4: What is this thing that you're doing? You put you're

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pinching all your fingers.

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Speaker 1: Oh, mama me, I'm an Italian guy.

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Speaker 4: You are?

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Speaker 5: Tell you Christopher Club is the Columbus. I actually discovered this.

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Speaker 4: You discovered the hand gesture? Yeah, Chris, did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm Chris. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, Christopher clumb is great to have you on.

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What have you been up to these days?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you're aware, but many people found

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out about my true nature.

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Speaker 2: True nature you tell us more? Yeah, just being a

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bad guy. Yeah yeah, yeah, which is really.

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Speaker 5: Not worked out for me. So I'm trying to rebrand.

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It's kind of like, you know, I can't you see

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how I came in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The problem is everyone found out I'm awful.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Hundreds of years nobody saw through it. I thought I

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got away with it. You got it, And now it

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is Indigenous People's Day, right right.

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Speaker 4: You see you're less enthusiastic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get a little bummed out when I start

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talking about it. Oh, you know, I try to be.

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Speaker 5: Now that I've rebranded since being in Hell, I'm trying

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to grow my brand down here and kind.

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Speaker 2: And we do celebrate Columbus Day down here, which is good.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 4: We celebrated only though the only way Hell knows how to.

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Speaker 1: How do we celebrate?

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Speaker 5: The thing about Columbus Day in America was people got

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day off of school, and people got day off of

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a post office, and people got day off of bank.

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And in Hell, on Columbus Day, everyone get day off

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of everything.

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Speaker 2: To beat me up. Beat me up, just bad style.

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Speaker 4: I just beat the ever living shit out of you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, remind you of all the failures, Remind you of

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all the things that you fucked up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know how, Chris, Yeah, this is a

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Chris to Chris conversation. C to see right here, uh

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huh uh huh huh.

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Speaker 4: I'll see my way out.

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Speaker 5: Wait your see. Also, this is a C to C

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two see conversation. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, all seas here

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and we see eye to eye. You know how in

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hell a day can feel like an eternity. Oh, yes,

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that's how Columbus Day feels every time it comes around.

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And it really feels like it's not a set thing

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on the calendar, but more of a thing that I

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have to ironically discover when it is I would say

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every year, but it feels like every three or four days.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great.

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Speaker 2: So Columbus Day rough fro Columbus.

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Speaker 3: It's actually funny that you mentioned that, because you know

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Columbus Day up on Earth. From my understanding, Chris, you

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guys got days off from school, I think. So that's

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perfectly designed because you don't want them to learn right

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that you were terrible, So it just kind of works

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into your advantage.

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Speaker 5: It's one day where I know they're not going to

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see through, Yeah, and I know that they're not going

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to ding ding discover what kind of guy I really am,

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which is bad again, to be clear, to be clear,

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bad guy.

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Speaker 4: Bad, terrible guy, terrible guy, terrible guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you mentioned earlier you've been out rebranding

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and discovering and all these things.

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Speaker 1: What are you?

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Speaker 4: What are you discovering down here in hell?

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Speaker 2: Well, here's what happened.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I found out since I've been down here for

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so long, they started naming other places after me.

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Speaker 2: Oh uh huh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Like Columbia, Main Columbus, Kansas, Columbus, Indiana, Columbus, New Mexico, Columbus,

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New York, Columbiana, Ohio. Oh oh yeah, there's a bunch also,

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Columbia the country named after yours truly. So the brand

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is out there and it's just changed enough to not

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make you go Columbus like the Christopher guy.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, it's kind of like Subway, right, how's it

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like Subway? You just gotta get shack involved in your

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good to go? Oh man, that's all I'm trying to do.

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But really I got a more of a Papa John thing.

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Speaker 2: Mmm.

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Speaker 5: So it's really just hasn't been working out. That was

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my first iteration. Was me and Papa John and we

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were trying to figure out like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, y'all teamed up.

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Speaker 2: He said like, hey, me and you got all the

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Speaker 1: And I said, is that right?

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Speaker 5: And he said absolutely, And I said about pizza, and

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he said no.

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Speaker 1: And so because we're both where that.

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Speaker 2: That not what he meant.

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Speaker 5: Oh I found out so been working on rebranding. Uh huh,

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and it's Columbia.

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Speaker 5: And so what I do I bring kind of tourists

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down here, people who also are in Hell for all eternity.

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Speaker 2: And I've been told this is a punishment to be

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on my tours.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, maybe it's maybe you misheard and maybe

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it's a punishment, you know, like oh well Christopher Clephom's no.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's all relative.

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Speaker 2: We have a lot of punishments down here in Hell.

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Speaker 3: Clayton, Yeah, you know, like ah ha, you're tickling me

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until I pissed my pants.

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Speaker 4: And then the piss is boiling. That's a punishment. There's giggles.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you do with Chris?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes? Yeah? Sometimes? Why why are you what's his judgmental

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care for?

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Speaker 5: No, No, there's no judgment. I'm just trying to cover

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new places in Hell. Recently discovered there's a chilis in Hell.

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Did you know that I discovered it?

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Speaker 4: You just you discovered the chilies?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Mm hm, it was already.

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Speaker 2: There though it was there, people were working in it,

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people were uh huh eating in it. Yeah, uh Huhkay.

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Speaker 5: So I walked in, pulled over my cyber truck. Yeah,

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of course, standard issue. We jam like thirty or forty

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people in the back of one of those.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is, as I'm told, you can use

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it as an actual truck, and that's kind of how

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we do it.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's past the way capacity though, so you probably

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more less parts and more like slammed into.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: We slammed into the side of an Applebee's, which I

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also discovered, Oh gotcha, and then went over went next door.

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Speaker 2: And discovered the chilies, and I walked in. Oh and

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I had a little flag that sat Columbia Travels boom

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planted it, uh huh.

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Speaker 4: Right near the bloomin onion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I discovered the chilies.

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Speaker 4: That's huh wow.

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Speaker 1: So what did the people at Chili's think about that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Now, I'll be honest, I have run into this before.

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Speaker 4: Oh huh, not thrilled.

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Speaker 1: I handed them all blankets. Nobody wanted it.

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Speaker 2: It's very hot in hell. Yeah, it's so hot down here,

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but I handed them I put blankets on all of them,

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and now the Chilies is empty.

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Speaker 1: Uh hah.

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Speaker 5: So Columbia Travels Headquarters former chilis now Columbia Travels.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And that's yeah. And so I kind of took over.

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It is in disrepair.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like it would be. Congratulations though, thank

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you so much.

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Speaker 5: What happens is that it seemed like it was working

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pretty well, and then I showed up and then I

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started handing out these blankets and all it just started

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falling apart. Everyone's leaving. No, it was happy with me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did you order any food while you were there?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, tried to get a triple dipper? The manager said

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you need to leave?

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Speaker 4: Uh huh?

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Speaker 2: Shot him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh I'm not above it. I'll be honest, you know,

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I again trying to rebrand. Is a friendly guy and everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shot him where he stood, you know, he he

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approached me.

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Speaker 5: I was standing my ground. You know, it's a castle

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doctrine kind of thing where uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I discovered the chilies he was managing.

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Speaker 1: And then you stood your ground.

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Speaker 2: So it's kind of like it was. Yeah, it was

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like it was my home. And so he when he

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approached me, I felt very threatened. He shot him, and

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I shot him because as is my legal right, he

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did have a flag.

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Speaker 3: When you say you shot him, I'm imagining it's an

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old you know, old timey blunderbust from the days of

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old correct, is that what you used?

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Speaker 5: No, I have like a nine millimeter. Oh, it's just

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a regular standard issue like a glock. Yeah, just like

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a regular nine millimeter you know what police have.

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Speaker 1: I have that.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's comforting.

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Speaker 5: I kind of see myself as kind of a policeman,

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you know what I mean. Okay, Yeah, So I'm discovering

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these places. I'm going to these places. I'm taking them over.

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Don't approach me. You look threatening. Get on the ground,

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Get on the ground, Get on the ground. Beg bank bang,

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this is mine. Oh no, it all fell apart. Yeah,

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that sort of keeps happening. This happened at a home

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depot for me, which I discovered you discovered.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: Now this Chili's it's happening for me there.

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking about discovering an Arco gas station for Columbia travels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My next question was about Columbine High School and if

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you had your relation to that. But you know, given

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all the gun talk. I think we'll just skip through

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that one. You know a lot of famous things, you

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know from up on earth, the city's asides. There's also

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your like you got your own like mnemonic device so

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that people remember remember your legacy. Yeah, yeah, what was it, Chris,

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You probably learned it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, in fourteen ninety two, Columbus sailed the Ocean's blue.

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Speaker 4: That's right, that's fun.

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Speaker 5: And if you had stopped there, we wouldn't be in

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the situation. Yeah, And what happened was that everyone decided

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to keep learning, which is unfortunate for me again to

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reiterate a fortunate for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a good little rhyme.

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Speaker 4: Well, one hundred years later there was another one.

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Speaker 2: There was there's new rhymes, you know about fifteen ninety two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so Lucy right here it says in fifteen

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ninety two Columbus ate a canister of glue.

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Speaker 2: So I've been down here for a long time. Yeah,

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and that is what they had me doing for ninety

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one hundred again with days feel like an eternity. What's

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a year, right, Yeah, when the only food you're fed

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is it says, a canister of glue, which is funny.

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Because it's the only thing I ate for ninety to

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one hundred years. Again, it's could it could have been.

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It could have been eighty five.

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Speaker 1: It could have been one hundred and five. The swing.

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Speaker 5: So you ate the canister glue, right, want to reiterate,

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It wasn't just a canister, gotcha. It was so many

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like it was like a never ending like the glue.

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I would get to the bottom and then all.

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Speaker 1: Of a sudden more glue.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it fills up like Clayton you know, funny satan punishment.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, punishments. Yeah, yeah, it's a refilling cancer.

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Speaker 3: It couldn't fit that into the rhyme though, it's kind

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of fuck it up, So we just simplified it to

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a canisterer of glue.

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Speaker 5: That's why Columbus Aal the Ocean Blue was so good

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for me. Yeah, because it didn't say and then Landed

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started handing out blankets. Get on the ground, Get on

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the ground, get on the ground.

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Speaker 2: None of that rhymes.

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Speaker 4: So Missed India found you know, Bahamas killed a bunch

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of people.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: We can get into the rives. Okay, but I want

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to come clean about something I didn't know what the

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fuck I was doing okay before I was on the ship.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I'm just a merchant in Venice.

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Speaker 5: Right then King Spain, Hey, we gotta go discover new territories.

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I figured that's my ticket out. I get all this

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money and then I'll just sort of da da da da. Right,

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here's the problem. Do you know what it is to

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be a captain of three boats like that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: What time do we wake up? What time do we eat?

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Speaker 1: What we go there?

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Speaker 2: Where's the wing going? I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: But you can't say that they'll throw you overboard, So

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d just keep heading west. You're just like, oh, which

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way's the wind blowing? No turn? Turn sails west right?

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Speaker 5: Fourteen degree You just keep saying fourteen degrees west like

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that means anything. And then people go like, oh, yes,

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ay I sir, And then you lent and then eventually

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you see land. I got in a crow's nest all

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land ho and.

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Speaker 2: You go all, fucking it's India, probably yeah, because I

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don't I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know what it is doing circles from doing all the

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fourteen degrees west over and over and over.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the boats da da big and then eventually

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land ho. I figured we were back home, No India,

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and then come to find out.

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Speaker 4: Not India, not India, not India, not India.

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Speaker 2: No, hey, guys, here's the thing, not even fucking close.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, you did miss it by a few thousand miles.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a different continent.

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Speaker 5: Who would have known there's a whole land mass there.

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We figured that it was just like Europe and then

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India and then we'll just go and we're there. Yeah,

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and that's not There's a lot in between. That is

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what we came to discover.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people thought that there was stuff there. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I didn't really think about it.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's fortunate that you didn't sail off

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the side of the map, you know, with the flat earth.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know if you guys wanted to get into that.

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But I've seen the edge, you see you've been to

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the edge the edge, Well, i've seen it. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,

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what's that like?

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Speaker 1: What'd you see?

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Speaker 2: You see the reflection from the glass dome?

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Speaker 4: I knew it, oh, I knew it.

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Speaker 1: So where was this in relation to your discovery of Yeah, India,

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India and I used quotes there and Europe where was

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the edge.

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Speaker 2: Uh, just a little bit north of India, I think, okay,

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or I guess what I thought was India?

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Speaker 1: Gotcha?

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Speaker 4: Have you been to India again?

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Speaker 3: I no, no, okay, okay, I didn't think. So let's

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keep going with these nermonic devices. So, you know, one

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hundred years later, in sixteen ninety two, Columbus screamed, I'm

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gonna goo?

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Speaker 2: Was that? What's the opposite of edging?

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Speaker 4: Gooing?

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Speaker 1: Going?

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Speaker 4: It's going?

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Speaker 5: So for about one hundred years, it was just constant,

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and you think, oh my god, that's got to feel

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so good.

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Speaker 4: No, earl hot and bothered. One hundred years of being

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hot and bothered.

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Speaker 1: It hurts ouch.

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Speaker 5: When you don't stop, you're just shooting dust. Remember Bugs

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Bunny cartoons where he would open a wallet and a

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moth would fly out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it got to that point, like day I'm talking

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day three.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm shooting moths. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And for one hundred years. Do you know the ironic

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part about all that?

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Speaker 1: What's that? And it's not?

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't. I'm not happy to admit it,

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but I'll tell you. I'll tell you I'm not above it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They told me that the glue that I eight where

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you think that came from. Oh, it wasn't.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't glue. It wasn't glue.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, still very sticky, though I know that much.

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I actually contributed to that bucket of glue. I didn't

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want to say anything. I didn't want it out myself,

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but some of that.

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Speaker 5: Glue I knew. I knew something was familiar about it.

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I know, I knew I couldn't came inside O. Cant

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as sure that you ate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, uh huh, but let me tell you it was

475
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on the tip of my tongue.

476
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew. I knew it was something. Uh huh.

477
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Was it the little horns on the sperms that what

478
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gave it away?

479
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: They it hurt syphilis, Chris, which he also gave me

481
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through that stings, and then for one hundred years shouting

482
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I'm gonna.

483
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Speaker 4: Goo yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Well moving right along, Chris,

484
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once you take this next one.

485
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Speaker 1: In seventeen ninety two, Oh, Columbus took a two hundred

486
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year old Pooh, So.

487
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Speaker 5: What's that when you're filled with glue and goo? There's

488
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no fiber in any of that, you know what I mean?

489
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The glue finally comes out. Have you ever just shit

490
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,240
so big that it was like, I'm gonna have to

491
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reach back and grab this thing. I made a pact

492
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,519
with God. I promise I'll be better. I promise I'll

493
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be better. But he can't hear you down here.

494
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Speaker 1: No he can't, not without a phone.

495
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Speaker 5: No, you know again, I've been backed up for two

496
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hundred years. I want to die, and again as a punishment,

497
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I can't. No, because I'm down here.

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Speaker 2: Columbia Travels, I.

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Speaker 3: Remember, right long in eighteen ninety two, Columbus eight another

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canister of glue.

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Speaker 4: Dot dot, deja vu, deja vu, DejaVu. You ate another

502
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canister glue?

503
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And at that point I knew that it

504
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wasn't glue, but you were still eating. Well, I didn't

505
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have a choice.

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Speaker 4: Oh, punishment, right right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was

507
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a punishment.

508
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Speaker 1: You discovered that it wasn't a canister of clue.

509
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Speaker 2: But I discovered.

510
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Speaker 5: You mean, I was taunted endlessly every day with a

511
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bunch of little demons going.

512
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Speaker 1: It's that glue.

513
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Speaker 2: It's that glue, and then I have to keep eating

514
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with it.

515
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Speaker 4: It's like pudding, but like sticky, it's not good.

516
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Speaker 2: Well, if you know all of those, that's definitely that's

517
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the last one. There's no more rhymes, right.

518
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Speaker 4: No, that got we got one more. Actually here there

519
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was one hundred years later.

520
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Speaker 2: We don't have to remember the last one.

521
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Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety two, Columbus joined the lapd Blue. Wait

522
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what happened in nineteen ninety two?

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Speaker 2: There there was a little bit of a misunderstanding. Uh,

524
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the thing about April twenty ninth, nineteen ninety two specifics. Wow, well,

525
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it's a day that will live in infamy, much like

526
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Columbus Day now, which is Indigenous People's Day October fourteenth.

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'll just say I was the reason for

529
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the la riots and that's not a big deal. And

530
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that's just what it is.

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Speaker 4: And that's just what it is.

532
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Speaker 2: Everywhere that something is maybe like, oh did he know

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about this? This is like a racial thing whatever, Columbus.

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Speaker 4: Columbus, just be assured Columbus that I was there.

535
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were you're in hell eating glue. Yeah, And

536
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they're like, Columbus, we got something for you to to say.

537
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Speaker 2: Where do you think I got the glock?

538
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 4: Chris piecing together? That's a callback right there. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And you're welcome there you go.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if I'm thanking anybody for that,

541
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but sing along with this one.

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Speaker 3: Well, oh wow, Christopher Columbus, it has been yeah, yeah,

543
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well yeah, this is what it is.

544
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Speaker 5: To be hanging out with Christopher Columbus, going around discovering

545
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what podcasts are. I've discovered this podcast, thank you very much.

546
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,319
Well it's brand new check out Good Morning from Hell,

547
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a podcast I discovered.

548
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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll write that on all of our marketing materials.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Columbia Travel, don't put Christopher Columbus. If you put

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Christopher Columbus, people don't. It's anti Italian discrimination, is what

552
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it is.

553
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Speaker 2: And you don't want that. Yeah, you don't want that.

554
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,720
And so don't put Chrisopher Columbus Columbia travels that you

555
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put a little flags around it and everything.

556
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Speaker 1: Ah huh.

557
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Speaker 2: I discovered that that's better, better branding than me. Yes, Christopher,

558
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so good having you on Columbus. That is Chris You're

559
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always here. You're stuck here, You're never going anywhere. That's right,

560
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you're stuck here.

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Speaker 4: Ha ha yeah. Punishment. Yeah, so my secret mission does

562
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not apploy here.

563
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Speaker 1: But your secret mission? What secret mission, don't worry about it.

564
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Speaker 2: Were you also kind of sailing around the world trying

565
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to find India?

566
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's what we'll say it is, you know,

567
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speaking of sailing.

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Speaker 3: Segue attention woo wooh, flashy flashy over here, look over here,

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some some flashing over here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we got you a gift, Chris, to

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for Columbus.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: You know, in honor of your your old voyage back

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in fourteen ninety two, when you sail the Ocean's blue.

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Speaker 2: While you give me this gift, Chris, can you do

576
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like alos like background music for.

577
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Speaker 4: Me just underneath it, Yeah, to set the tone.

578
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, So to commemorate that momentous day, we are going

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to be giving you three ships.

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Speaker 4: That whoa all right, if you walk out here, come

581
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on out here to the dog let me see. Okay,

582
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we got the iPad.

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00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 3: Nano how the Nano, the Ford Pinto, and the Satan Maria.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's really a fort The second one's just really.

585
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 4: It's a Ford Pinto. Yeah yeah, and then an iPod Nano.

586
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Speaker 2: The iPod nano I.

587
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Speaker 5: Guess I don't really know how I'm gonna sail the

588
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,839
iPod nano I guess I put the iPod Nano and

589
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,839
the Ford Pinto on the Satan Maria, right, which is great.

590
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know, yeah, it's like a it's like

591
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a three for one deal.

592
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Speaker 1: That's all. Well, this is gonna this is great for

593
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Columbia travels.

594
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Speaker 2: It's an ATV all terrain vehicle. Oh, this is fantastic.

595
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,480
See it can go anywhere.

596
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Speaker 4: Sound.

597
00:24:35,039 --> 00:24:37,559
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, guys, what what am I supposed

598
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to do with these things?

599
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 5: Well?

600
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Speaker 3: Hell is filled with lava oceans, you know. Oh, there's

601
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some uncharted territory all around us, all around us.

602
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Speaker 4: Christopher Columbus, Oh my god.

603
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Speaker 3: I talked to my big brother and he says, get

604
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that guy out there, go get him to discover the

605
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,039
rest of Hell.

606
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Speaker 4: So that's your mission.

607
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Speaker 5: Oh wow, to explore the rest of Hell in the

608
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Satan Maria with the Ford Pinto and iPod Nano.

609
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:03,839
Speaker 4: That's correct. So get on board.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna.

611
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Speaker 4: Hey, before we go, though, we got a.

612
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Speaker 3: Christen this okay, Oh christ and the ship. Yeah yeah,

613
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,839
we gotta Christ in the ship.

614
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 2: You know. Let me get on the Satan Maria.

615
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Speaker 4: Hey, all right, Chris, did you did you did you

616
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bring the champagne I.

617
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Speaker 1: Did not know we were doing this. I did not

618
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bring the champagne.

619
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Speaker 3: What it's okay, because I was just it was all

620
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:23,559
a joke because I'm actually just gonna slame your cent.

621
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:31,519
Speaker 4: Let me take your head. Wait right, Oh that's fantastic.

622
00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:33,279
Speaker 1: Is it supposed to break?

623
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Speaker 2: No?

624
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Speaker 3: No, no, like it's a different version of Christening, you know,

625
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,039
like we actually call it Christening because it's I'm slamming

626
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,759
your head instead of a bottle of champagne into the

627
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:41,240
ship out.

628
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Speaker 4: That's fun.

629
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Speaker 2: Oh, Clay, you said, that is what?

630
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so big, it's just hey, it's hey, plank

631
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for plank, just like the Santa Maria, except it's the

632
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Saint Maria.

633
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay.

634
00:25:52,799 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: It's got a car in it.

635
00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:56,039
Speaker 4: It's got a car in it. Extra Weight does have

636
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a car in it.

637
00:25:56,839 --> 00:25:57,039
Speaker 1: Yeah.

638
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Speaker 3: And in that iPod nano it's got a battery, a

639
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,359
lithium battery that's very flammable.

640
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: It only plays one song and it's that Chelsea Dagger song.

641
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 4: And yeah, and you think it's gonna beat you know,

642
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:15,680
it's it's close.

643
00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:19,079
Speaker 2: It's a different that's fun. But all of Hell's oceans

644
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:19,920
are lama that's right.

645
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,039
Speaker 3: Hey, you know what with that being said, I'm gonna

646
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,000
I'm just gonna cut your anchor because you're not gonna

647
00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:24,799
eat this bad boy.

648
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,519
Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, now I'm just kinda Now, I'm just

649
00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:28,799
kinda sailed away from you, guys.

650
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Speaker 4: You're sail away by Christopher.

651
00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm also sinking a little bit.

652
00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:36,039
Speaker 4: No, you got it, you got it. I'm saluting you, guys.

653
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 2: The boat's sinking a little bit.

654
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Speaker 1: That's just you getting further away. You seem smaller though.

655
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,079
Speaker 4: I think no, I'm going down.

656
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 5: Also, I think the fire the lava might be eating

657
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,640
through the hull of the ship.

658
00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:49,759
Speaker 4: Guys. No, it's fine, it's the Saint Maria. It's sound,

659
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,200
it's it's waterproof.

660
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,079
Speaker 1: It's the optical illusion of the sunset.

661
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,079
Speaker 4: You're going over the curvature of the earth. You're getting further.

662
00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:58,799
Speaker 2: No, no, we already talking about how it's flat.

663
00:27:01,599 --> 00:27:02,839
Speaker 1: Oh coat it.

664
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 4: Oh he's he just went under the he's under the lava.

665
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,319
Oh wait, he just popped his thumb out. Oh wow,

666
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,240
Well I thought for.

667
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: A second he's gonna do the terminator too. He's gonna

668
00:27:16,279 --> 00:27:18,480
raise a thumb up. What an episode and we hit

669
00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:19,039
a holiday.

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00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: Wow. If you want to get Roasted in Hell. Consider

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joining our patreon.

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Speaker 4: Crisis our hatreon.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, that's something that's another feature that I failed

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to mention earlier. Yeah, if you want to get roasted,

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you just follow us on Hatreon. You submit your name, boom,

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you're among a list of amazing people who I can

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shoot on live on the show.

678
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Speaker 4: So that's that's gonna be pretty great.

679
00:27:41,079 --> 00:27:43,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, and happy Indigenous People's Day.

680
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Speaker 4: That's right, Indigenous People's Day Day.

681
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:52,839
Speaker 3: Oh he's in the pinto now, yeah he is just

682
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,319
so he's just a smoking skeleton. Oh, he's just he's

683
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,440
driving further into the ocean. I don't know how it

684
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,640
drives in the ocean.

685
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,599
Speaker 4: Nothing, it's not the is a great vehicle.

686
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,559
Speaker 2: It's nothing like the Cybertrot, not at all.

687
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,759
Speaker 4: Doesn't come close. Doesn't come close. All right, thanks for

688
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,319
listening as usual, Hail Clayton.

689
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Eric Badoor for returning to Good Morning from

690
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Hell as a Christopher Columbus. Eric, tell us, what shows

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are you working on?

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Speaker 2: I got one hundred per Eat, which is formerly face

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Jam and Regulation podcast which used to be fuck Face.

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So you go subscribe to those patreons when you're done

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subscribing to this Patreon, I guess, and yeah, I mean,

696
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or you can just go listen to podcasts. I think

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people forgot that you can just like listen to the Yeah,

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I mean, you can just like listen to the shows.

699
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Speaker 4: That is a form of support in itself.

700
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Speaker 2: You don't have to go, Yeah, you don't have to

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pay you have to pay money if you don't want to,

702
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you can just like, oh, we like listen to the show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It actually does like a lot for us across the board.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for all these shows just to like, yeah, just

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to like download it and listen to it and be like,

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oh that's good.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna be a listener of this show.

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Speaker 1: That really helps or.

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Speaker 3: Options it's free, Eric, they could complain about how many

711
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Patreons there are.

712
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Speaker 5: Yeah, what we should do, guys, Now, I have an idea.

713
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We should get all these together and we should just

714
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make it under one company. And there's no way that

715
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could possibly fail for a second time.

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Speaker 4: All right, one hundred percent and regulation pod go follow them.

717
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because we've been we've been friends for a long time.

718
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I would say you were instrumental in helping this show

719
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:31,039
get started in the first place. I was back in

720
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twenty nineteen for one hundred percent e if someone who

721
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has not.

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Speaker 4: Heard of it, Yeah, what is it?

723
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Speaker 5: That would be crazy if you hadn't heard of it,

724
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But that's fine it. We go to every fast food

725
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place to let you know if we need it, or

726
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to let you know if you need it. I guess

727
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and you probably do.

728
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Speaker 2: So we go and try like limited time fast food

729
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:54,319
stuff or just try different fast food places, eat and

730
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,200
rate them. It's so such a thin premise to get

731
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,039
people in the door together. It's most just us fucking around,

732
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:03,000
which is a lot of fun. And then Regulation Podcast

733
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is myself, Jeff Ramsey, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton, Nick Schwartz,

734
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and I don't know how to describe that.

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Speaker 5: It's deep lore about nothing. We found out that the

736
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average American eats seventy hot dogs a year. That number

737
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,480
seems out of whack. Yeah, like there's no like, what

738
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was it like the last time you eat a hot dog?

739
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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I can't remember last year.

741
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Speaker 2: I've eaten one this year in New York, Yeah exactly.

742
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Speaker 5: So yeah, so oh mama, Mi, So apparently seventy is

743
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the average American number. So on Regulation Podcast, just to

744
00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:38,759
give you an idea about what the show is we

745
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,799
started a hot dog count where we're all counting the

746
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amount of hot dogs we eat in a year now,

747
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and so from August first until August first and next

748
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,720
year we're starting to see how many hot dogs. But

749
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all that's kind of doing is I've eaten more hot

750
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dogs in the last twenty days than I have the

751
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rest of the year.

752
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Speaker 2: Is it a competition to see who can eat the most?

753
00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 4: Now?

754
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Speaker 2: I think it's just it's just collecting data. It's just

755
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a tracker. It's just making hot dogs top of mind.

756
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And that's really making you go, oh, I can eat

757
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:08,079
a hot dog and that's not good. Huh no, no traits, yeah, treats. Yeah.

758
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Speaker 1: And so that that's why question you check out regulation podcast? Yeah,

759
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what's up?

760
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Speaker 4: Hot dog?

761
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Speaker 2: How broad is that term? Like a sausage?

762
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Speaker 1: Does that count?

763
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Speaker 5: I think hot dog is pretty hot dog in like

764
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the spirit of what we're doing, you know what I mean? Yeah,

765
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,680
you can you can try to break down like, oh,

766
00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:24,440
what about a broad and it's like if you want

767
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,000
that to count, I guess you can count.

768
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Speaker 2: It seems like hot dog.

769
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Speaker 5: It seems like you like we all know what a

770
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hot dog is and you can try to game the

771
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,960
system here, But really it's just eating seventy hot dogs

772
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and seeing if that's really how many you eat in

773
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a year. It's not a lot, right, It doesn't seem

774
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,680
like it would be a lot unless you go to

775
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,519
like hot Dog Day at like Round Rock Express.

776
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Speaker 4: It does, though. Seventy is a lot. That's that's at

777
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least seventy meals.

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Speaker 2: Well, you don't only eat one hot dog? Yeah you're

779
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or I guess thirty five meals. Thirty five meals, Yeah,

780
00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:52,000
you're eat two hot dogs. God, I could see how

781
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:55,680
this could feel like an hour just talking about unless

782
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,839
you go to Costco Costco hot Dog, Big hot Dog,

783
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,759
Ballpark hot Dogs, we hot Dog. So go check out

784
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:04,400
this podcast, Yeah, go check them out, and.

785
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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk some more about nonsense and about some

786
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,400
of the horrible things we've done in our lives and

787
00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:14,039
our Patreon exclusive show Why We're going to Hell, So

788
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,640
tune in for that. Bye.

789
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Speaker 4: Thanks,