Speaker 1: Wrestling to you for a mature audience.
Speaker 2: I don't available, man, what a crazy fucking raw. Dude.
I enjoyed the hell out of it. Yeah, no, I did.
I enjoyed the hell out of it for all the
wrong reasons, of course, but uh I did. I found
it to be a good raw. I laughed at least
three times during the show.
Speaker 1: Us and and all the ship that was intended to
be serious.
Speaker 2: I assume that's why, right, right of course?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's really, like I was saying the
other day, it's driving me to actually this week and
I don't know, maybe it's just compounding it with some
free time. It's driving me to want to sit and
watch the aw pay per view. Yeah, that's how ridiculously
shitty this is is because my brain's like used to
a certain intake of wrestling, and I'm like, you know what,
even if it sucks and it's like slop suck, that's
at least it's like different slap suck. At this point,
whereas raw is just straight up fucking it is horrendously bad, dude. Yeah,
like inexcusably, Like I feel like a broken record. But
what do you do with.
Speaker 2: At this point? I think you fucking roll with it.
By the way, wrestling soup my man's joe and uh
oh yeah, it's one hundred and twelve fucking degrees here.
You guys can keep this goddamn weather. Good luck folks, Boston.
Boston's getting it next, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, yeah, it's it's coming for us. Well, you
know what, we just had the TNA pay per view
in town I think about less than forty eight hours ago,
so you know the heat wave is following all the heat.
Speaker 2: They pulled all the heat with them, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all that all that hype in that heat
is now coming our way thanks to who is it
Dolf Ziggler and his brother. Yes, great, right, things are
things are great.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed raw I did for like I said, for
all the wrong reasons. But it's funny. It's like, what
do you do with this? You roll with it, you
run with it. If it's gonna be bad, let it
be the fucking worst. We we just got done talking
about this on Frank and Gus that the worst thing
that wrestling can be right now is fucking middle of
the road and boring and samesy and I'm sorry we
didn't get that on raw. We got uh, we got horrendous,
horrendous commentary from Jay Uso, like to the point that
Michael Cole is fucking dunking on Jay Usso, which was
hilarious again for all the wrong reasons. This torpy, little
five foot two nothing guy is over here taking shots
at you, and you turn your head and walk off
the mic like he goes off in the distance. I
didn't hear that, cold, I didn't hear what do you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I'm not mad at it over
a night, but I am mad at him, right, I'm.
Speaker 2: It isn't cool enough to party with us. He not
cool enough to party with the ussos? Uh? He did?
He did at Rustlemania.
Speaker 1: Uh well yeah, yeah, yeah, My bad, my bad. That
did happen. That did happen? Cold fucking Corey, we're dunking.
Speaker 2: Corey is like, well, I'm talking about people, you know,
some some other people. It's just it's you and Cole.
So he's taking shots at ja. Jay has just doesn't
register it at all. I don't know what the fuck
that was. And then the silliness of watching Austin Theory
getting put up the pasture right. So not only does
Austin Theory lose his titles right from from the street
profits whooping his ass and Seth obviously taking a chunk
out of him with the brass knocks, and they re
showed that from last week un raw, but this week,
fucking Paul Hayman comes out there. We'll get to the
Paul Hayman brock Lesard thing, because that's that's a whole
mess on its own, But we get to Paul Hayman
in the back and Austin Theory is like, Paul, Paul,
where have you been. I've been trying to contact you?
And Paul fucking like you know, he straightens his jacket,
pulls him off to the side. He's like, you didn't
know I was here. He's like, no, Paul, I've been
trying to get a hold of you, but now you
know I'm here. And then Paul just walks, He just
walks off, funk you. And then later on more more
Austin Theory shit, he gets his ass kicked too by
who was it?
Speaker 1: Was it? Fucking now? Who was it that?
Speaker 3: He?
Speaker 2: Who was facing?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Am I Henry Henry Joe Hendry? Yeah, another fucking whatever.
We'll get to that too, so Joe Hendry beats his
ass and record time, so he loses that match, and
then afterwards he breaks up with Maxine because she had
a two second conversation with Chad Gable and his manhood
couldn't take it anymore. I'm like, Holy are we killing
Austin Theory? Is Austin Theory gonna die at the end
of this episode? I know?
Speaker 1: Right, No, You're right. It's almost like when they speed
run writing a character off a show. You know. It's
just like, I'm moving to Cincinnati on some hospital drama,
you know, Chicago Yre And then he's like, I got
a job in Milwaukee and they're like, oh man, wait
what He's like, yep, never mentioned it before, but I
won't be here the next episode.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, oh yeah. Then you have the Joe
Hendry bit, you have the brock lesnar Oba promo, then
you have the main event slop garbage dude. Raw was hilarious,
Absolutely fucking hilarious. I'm sorry. I know it's supposed to
be a bad Raw, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself. If
they want to lean into the bad Joe, I'm there
for it. And how could I forget the team. Stephanie
McMahon podcast breaks about Rich Isen, like rich Eisen is
really grabbing wrestling fans in twenty twenty six, and I
always laugh put it the fuck out of that because
she's like, Oh, there's people that have have my tattoo
on them, And I'm thinking, Okay, they're gonna find the
one girl that has like the Stephanie McMahon logo or
something like that. No, they find the classic the fat
dude that has this skewed Stephanie McMahon face. I just
I don't know, man, it was. It was a wacky
raw for all the reasons.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just it's depressing in a way. But
also I'm now getting to the point where I'm not
disappointed because my expectations are gone. Once your expectations are gone,
the disappointment starts to dissipate. And now, like I said,
it's bringing me to the level of like, you know what,
if I'm gonna watch this stupid shit, I'll watch this
other stupid shit too, because why not. It's all blending
into itself, like the idiocy of it, Like, do I
really at this point have a higher level of expectation
for the way that WWE is currently writing and booking
this television than one fucking autistic forty something year old
guy who's definitely not on uppers. Yeah, like should I
should I sit there and even say to myself like, oh, yeah,
this is gonna be No, it's gonna be the same
exact bullshit pretty much, except one they're gonna bleed a lot,
I think, and maybe some dumb fucking shit will happen
that could be construed as a funny in a day.
You know, like I have no idea where the fuck
this show is going. I have no idea what they
are hoping to accomplish with any of it. I mean
right down to you know, with the start of it,
with Oba Fame coming out and him being like, I
don't know who to pick, and then they go so
though that Brock comes out and he's like yeah, and
then the crouch here is Brock. There's no heels, there's
no babyfaces, there's just people who have entrances that people
like more. I guess at the point it's gone, like
it's completely gone, where like I could shoot on aw
and say, well they only like people for spots. But
now I'm at the point where I'm like, I watched
WWE television and they only like them for entrances. That's it,
that is it. They just want their tickety tunes. They
just like play the song and let me do my yatacha,
my little dancy dance, and that's good enough. And it's
like someone will come out and be like, your mothers
are all cunts, and I spitting there.
Speaker 2: Relax Jesus, No, no you would.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Kevin Owens could like as good
as he is at flipping a crowd. I don't even
know if he could get the people to boo him. Yeah,
I think I think he could. He I don't know.
Speaker 2: He just has to. You just have to have him
beat up on Roman or dan Hausen a little bit.
Speaker 1: No, they's still cheer him.
Speaker 2: No, Dan Housen is Jesus Christ right now. Dan Housen
could whip his dick out in the middle of the
ring and just piss, just just piss for no fucking reason,
and that crowd would absolutely love it. Oh, give me
some of the curse juice, Dan, you know, it's just yeah, no,
Dan Housen is floating. It's kind of funny. Too. When
we were speaking of the bad things, SkELL actually brought
it up. He's like, is that is that Chad Gables
new theme? Is that AI?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is?
Speaker 2: Actually one?
Speaker 1: Is it? Million?
Speaker 2: Let me let me throw this out here too, because
I've been noticing a trend on regular radio where it
sounds like and maybe you've heard this too, there's a
lot of bands that play music now that it sounds
like AI, but it's coming from a real band. And
my theory, my Austin theory, is they make a song
in Suno and then they just copy it and play
it themselves.
Speaker 1: That's that, honest to God, is probably what's happening. You're
not wrong, Yeah, right, that's the same thing.
Speaker 4: That's it's it's people copying AI in real life.
Speaker 1: It's quite literally having the AI write the report for
them and then they go on and just start changing
a bunch of words right now, right right, that's kind
of it. Like how about instead of here where the
AI would glitch and go baby, I go baby. That's it?
That's what.
Speaker 2: But not even that, but even the riffs, like even
the riffs on some of these radio songs like I
don't I don't know the bands off the top of
my head, but just listening the butt rock radio right,
A lot of the news shit sounds like it was
made in Suno. Somebody wrote it down or stole it
and just started playing it on their own guitar and
bass and shit like that. Like it's just probably Yeah,
it's like reverse AI. We take AI for the idea
and then we just use the idea ourselves, which is
kind of what what WW is doing. I Dan actually
hit us up in private and the uh what was it?
The TKO count saying that Summer Slam is happening in Minnabotta. Yea, yes, Minnebota.
Speaker 1: They're representing for the Bloods. I think at this point,
I know that the whole bloodline is already dressing like
the Bloods, so they're just chain and changing the s
to would be usually it's like a C to a B.
But yeah, I dude, that is probably right. You're probably
right the bands are doing that, which, by the way,
we got to say, good good news. Black folks take
the next fifty years off in music. They're gonna rip
off AI now instead of you guys, So you're fine
for a bit, Like you're like, hey, should we come
up with another genre. No, no, no, take a break, guys,
they're gonna rip off robots now, which the robots are
ripping off you everybody. Yeah, it's like a big human centipede.
You know, it's just it's.
Speaker 2: An artist's setup feed. Yeah, that's where.
Speaker 1: We're everybody else we're doing. Everybody's just making a big circle.
And it's like, it'd be nice if they're jerking, but
instead they're funny.
Speaker 2: Because I was watching I was watching something on YouTube.
I forgot where it was, but they were saying, like
the AI stuff, if all these content creators are now AI,
like they have entire content creators that don't even exist.
They're just completely fake. They're just made from the ground up.
But if the AI content creators are generating money and
the people watching it are AI bots, then where is
the money coming from? If everybody involved is fair, you
see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like es robbing Peter to steal Peter. It's not
even robbing Peter to payball. Peter is just petering all
over the place. That's all the robots are watching my
ads for things to never buy.
Speaker 2: We make AI albums, just make entire AI albums and
then hire AI bots to listen to the AI albums.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing is that this is like a
James Cameron esque situation where they're like, the robots are
gonna try to enslave us, and we're like, well, we
already figured out a way to enslave the robots by
having so if they're like, hey, we're gonna fucking get
you guys, and be like, well, fair enough, we did
kind of We did kind of make you watch bad
movies and TV shows and stuff for no reason. We
did make you listen to DJ Collin album so he
doesn't look like a loser.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe.
Speaker 5: The robots have have the right to come after us,
But no, I guess we could, Uh, I guess we
could start with Obafemi deciding to basically write off the
most important thing that you could do or want or.
Speaker 1: Achieve in the entire wrestling business. Is that? Is that
what we're gonna.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the start of the show, A
match with brock Lesner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the most important thing you can do.
Speaker 2: A match with brock Lesner. Yeah, totally what it is. Yeah,
So Oba comes out there, and by the way, he
comes out there with the crown, the crown looking good.
I gotta admit, I mean, as much as we're gonna
dog the ship out, w w E allow me to
give them this feather. I like the crown, I do.
I think the crowd touch and.
Speaker 1: It means nothing. But the good thing is nothing. It's
like a trophy wife with a beautiful wedding ring, you know,
I mean a fucking thing. But yeah, there it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an crowd. I wish there was a reason
for him to wear it, but now you just shove it.
Speaker 1: Up his ass. But you know that's great. He can
just put it in his bathroom to like hang a
fucking toilet paper roll off, because what does it mean?
I guess nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, street fetter. It's a fucking ornament. Now
it's a hood ornament. You can put that on the
front of his lexus. Yeah, Oba comes out right, and
and Obo gives his spiel, and uh what does he
directly say? He's like, I can, who is he talking to?
Is he cole? Who's he talking to?
Speaker 1: Because there was some pierce in the back, right, was
it pierce?
Speaker 2: Well somebody He's like, I can that's later, but earlier
He's like, yeah, I can go for the for the
title anytime, or he was just saying that to the crowd.
He's like, I can just go for the title whenever
I want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, I feel like whatever.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm fucking oba Femi, don't you know?
I apparently I'm just owed a title shot.
Speaker 1: Remember what babyfaces are. Sometimes we have to try to
remind ourselves that they just sty're entitled and they get
whatever they want when they ask.
Speaker 2: I saw a triple H and EO Sky in the back.
I got a title shot coming, so you.
Speaker 1: Know, I know I saw him with his hand on
her lower back. I got a shot at any pie.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even have the Stephanie title if I wanted.
Uh So he comes out there and he just diminishes
the entire tournament and one fell swoop just like, ah,
I want it now. When when I heard that, and
I was laughing because it's it's fucking laughable and probably
the first time in King of the Ring that somebody
won and didn't give a ship. Well maybe besides Steve Austin,
but that's that's a different story that launched an entire career.
This I don't think this launched anything but laughter. Did
you feel like Jay Usso should have won.
Speaker 1: At this point? Maybe? But I don't even know, Like,
is Jay Who's so going to be in rehabit the
next three months. I'm starting to think they put him
on commentary so they have material for the next season
of Unscripted, so.
Speaker 2: The lawyers had something.
Speaker 1: Lawyer when they put him on the thing, and then
they're gonna be like, listen, Jay hasn't been doing great,
and you know, he went out there for commentary because
he we felt like he had something to prove. And
then he's out there and he's like, you guys are
spaghetti with your hands, and they're like, what the fucking what? Jay?
Speaker 2: He couldn't answer basic questions. They were asking him simple
bloodline questions. They were asking him stuff about LA and
he just he didn't know what the fuck to say.
Speaker 1: And I be culture to ask him to touch his
nose and pat his ball.
Speaker 2: That what it is? Is he just that fucking lit
or is he just that i'd cost? Is he that?
Does he need the other kind of rehab? You know?
Speaker 1: Like I I would, honest to God, at this point,
I'd almost prefer that this was some sort of issue
that he had to overcome like that, Yeah, then he
just is this fucking untalented and this overutilized and continues
to be for a decade. Like I'd almost like, like
I said, I almost wish like it was like, oh, man,
that guy played so bad in the playoffs. It's like,
oh he had a fucking uh broken tibia or something,
and you're like, oh shit, all right, well that makes sense.
Like I'd almost hope if we found out like Jay
Husso had some sort of like actual personal issue to
explain why this is all so bad.
Speaker 2: You know. It's also different though, too, when you go
back to the usos, right, they were really hyper focused
on their promos. I mean, they would absolutely talk and
there was some fun moments that they had on the mic,
but the reality was is they were more about proving
themselves in the ring, and they worked together and they
were comfortable together. I think ever since they split Jimmy
and Jay up, even though they're back together now wink wink, nod, nod,
they've lost that chemistry and I think that safety net
that Jimmy and Jay had together and more so Jay
than Jimmy, but that safety net is gone and even
though they're together and he's supposed to be in the
same spot that he was before. I think there's an
added pressure on him that he's just can't. He just
falls apart. He's tissue paid.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, maybe he's burnt the fuck out too, which oh,
this is a whole yeah, this is a whole other
point of conversation that I think that you know, we
can rag on these guys till the end of time,
but we're both old enough where we've had jobs for
a really long fucking time, and then you just get
to this point where they're, like Jesus says, again, you know,
like you want to move. Like maybe for some of
these dudes in wrestling whomever it might be.
Speaker 2: Some of the men, some of the women, I think
it's the other way around. I don't think it's about
this again. I think with jay Uso he wants this again.
I think Jay Russo everything is moving too fast. He's
got new faces, new feuds. I think he misses the
days of fighting against Biggie and the new day. I
think I think it's almost like I was comfortable then,
I was doing well for myself. Then people enjoyed me,
they enjoyed my matches and now I'm put under the
single the singular spotlight. And when you do shit like
put him on commentary, that's one hundred percent Jay Usso
there's no Jimmy to protect him. Jimmy's busy in the
fucking ring. Like it's just it's this, it's this thing
where he's not in a comfort zone. Even Corey Graves
can't be comfortable for him, like Michael Cole. Michael Cole
has been there forever. He's been there since the nineties.
But I mean, I just I don't know. I think
Jay the world is passing them by real fast. I
think that that's what it feels like to me when
I watch him. I watch a guy drowning, I don't
see a guy and I'm sure there's substance abuse. You're right,
you pointed it out. We go back and we can
laugh at the horrendous Hall of Fame shit like the
carpet that he had with Rosenberg and caffe which was
just awful, and he just literally.
Speaker 1: He shows up with everything short of a lamp shade
on his head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Like he has those moments for sure. But
then I start wondering does he drink because he's a
drunk or does he drink because he has that bad
of nerves? Is he he's just unhappy? Like that's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I feel like I just keep going back to that,
but it reminds me of like and I feel like
I've mentioned this before, but like I'm not a big
I'm not a big billy Joel guy, but I do
love the song Piano Man, And I think the what
I take away from that song is, you know you've
heard piano Man, I'm sure a hundred times in your
life right where you know, he's like sing me the
song and he's talking about all the people in the
bar and everybody you know sad and they're depressed and
they missed their life and blah blah blah. But like,
to me, my interpretation of that is the piano man
is also himself depressed because the only thing he knows
how to do is to sit there behind the piano
and play the song and collect his money and look
at these depressed motherfuckers all day. How is that not
also a possibility? And people just don't think this because
marks right, wrestling fans, these are the happy. These wrestlers
are the happiest people on the fucking planet. They travel
and they are millionaires and they're entertainment whatever. How do
we know Jimmy Usso is not the fucking piano man
or excuse me, Jay Uso where he's just looking out
and he's going, fucking this, I'm playing the same song.
I'm coming out. I'm going yo, ho me dog, I'm
in your city. G wave your hands in the air
like you just don't care. And meanwhile he's like a
man rounding forty and green feather shorts.
Speaker 2: Right, wife, no kids that we know of, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he's he's dating some girl who's like twenty
six because he's trying to feel young again and.
Speaker 2: Probably there's no road for him, obviously with the entire
rest of the family, aren't they pretty.
Speaker 1: Much he does have a kid, Yeah he does. He
does have Okay, Yeah, but either way, like, yeah, this
is what he's doing with his wife. We never hear
about maybe he's this kid. Maybe we just didn't know
this whole time.
Speaker 3: He is his own child. Ah, it's his inner child. Yes,
and that's the hardest one to fight of all. G.
I just I just don't know what it is. I
still think it's uh, the world is passing by a
little fast, that's all it is.
Speaker 2: And I just I see him as kind of kind
of falling by the wayside. If jay Uso came forward
in the next year or within the next year he said,
I gotta go, I just gotta go. I gotta take
a fucking break, I gotta leave for a year or whatever,
write me off TV, I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know,
and I just don't know what else you can do
with him. He seems uncomfortable in every situation. He's not
helping the bloodline, he's not even helping himself. Like for
all the goodwill that jay Usso had, even going so
recently as a silly fucking roll, rewind it back, like
it's just it's going, it's gone. What's left the best
jay Uso is that Uso from fucking years ago?
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, very very long ago. Well that's it. And
it's like, I guess, in its own sort of way,
you could skip ahead even last promo of the Night,
which we don't have to do that, but like just
the fact of SETH was like fourteen years ago, and
I'm like fourteen fucking years ago.
Speaker 2: You should have your own Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Wingman, all suck is dick, dude. They all have to viciously,
disgustingly they have to fucking spin on it like they
everyone does it in a way that it's like, well,
you know, you're supposed to put over your opponent, you're
not supposed to to fucking lick it clean.
Speaker 2: My god, it's because they don't know how many fans
know that. It's because the fans and attendance, they're just
automatically assuming that they just started watching the show, and
that's where we're at. Yes, it's it's partially they like
their knob slobs, But on the other side of it too,
it's we don't know how long these people have been here.
Maybe they don't realize that we have a history going
back fourteen years. They might have just showed up brand
new YouTube kids. Who knows. I wonder, I wondered the
longevity of fans. I wish there was some way, some
kind of metric that could be measured of the actual
average wrestling fans that pay attention to WWE, that pay
attention to aw and just watch wrestling in general. But
there's no way to actually measure that.
Speaker 1: Well, here's here's the funny thing. And I feel like
I'm I'm just speaking in generalities, of course. But if
you're a twenty year old wrestling fan watching this and
someone goes, or you know, Seth in this instance, goes,
you know, we've been fighting for fourteen years, that twenty
year old's gonna go, you guys have been fighting since
I was six. Yeah, to them, that's more. That's more
than half of their life. Obviously for those who may
struggle with math, but you know, like whatever, if you're thirty, mish,
if you're thirty years old, that means you're watching this
as a fan and we've been fighting for fourteen year
damn near half your life.
Speaker 2: But even funnier than that, as you're also watching that,
going wow, this is the guy who speaks for my generation. Okay,
Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are the voice of my generation.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Jesus Rice, I would in a trade package
put together Harley Cameron and Leo Rush and trade them
for Seth Rollins tomorrow if I could. And somebody's hearing
that and going, that's the craziest fucking thing.
Speaker 2: I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. No, it's crazy now, but I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, this is why, right, And this is where, once again,
I guess it goes back to like where an aw
fan will hear it and go, well, why would you
why would you say these two should go to WWE
and sait A w because they're entertainers there, they're fun, entertaining,
that's their whole basis, right, you guys at the Wrestle
Wrestley Wressels show. Right, according to you guys, you want
the the grapple fuckers. Take Seth, Please take them. I'm
begging you. Take Seth Rollins. Just have him and he
can go over there and have his dream matches with
Kyle Fletcher and all this shit. We'll take the people
that can actually like, be funny on the stupid show.
It was a show.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the cage that edge fell off of.
Speaker 1: It's ma turn. See, I just I've got I've fully
gotten to that point with them where I'm just looking
at it's still still with the people that go you're unwarned,
Height Dust not liking Chuck Bowing, it's so ridiculous and
blah blah blah, I'm like, so, let me see, you
can't get mad at us for saying that he's Triple
H's Gundam who gets over pushed, over featured, and overloved.
But on this show last night, they had a segment
where they completely disregarded the King of the Ring, completely
disregarded it. And then Seth comes out and looks at him,
goes Dino match please, and Roman goes OK, and now
you have that's your main event of Seimerslam. Yep, but
that but no, but I'm ridiculous. We're ridiculous dude for
saying that he's over featured, overpush, giving way too much
and treated like he's the fucking king Chip.
Speaker 2: But the problem is is this eban flow is based
on what WWE fans want. Those WWE Club members that
got their name on the side of the apron, those
are the people that they're paying attention to. Those are
the ones that Triple H's is talking to when he
says the rest of these fans are a bunch of assholes.
The rest of the fans are pieces of shit. But
not you, not you WWE Club, WWE members, You're the best.
Speaker 1: If that was you know what, if I found out
and if it came to pass the next year or
whatever that most of the storylines were voted by people
that joined the premium pay club. To just make this happen,
I'd be like, all right, all right, I wouldn't even
be remotely surprised.
Speaker 2: I'd just go all right, sure, well, I mean, it's
a million times better than thinking that AI is coming
up with all this shit. I'd rather some incompetent asshole
with too much money be the one responsible for all
these bad ideas rather than somebody paying the premium of
nine to ninety nine for Google Gemini.
Speaker 1: You know, so here are my choices, I guess in
this in this environment, and it's almost like, what a
weird position to be in? All right? Would you rather
that every man with three hundred bucks to waste his
money on a year decide the wrestling show that you watch,
or some random nepo baby's fucking some guy's daughter cousin
non whoever, who gets a job in WWE writing this
dog shit, or like you said, sending it to Yeah,
wait a second, did you hear that she's going to
be a goth girl in wrestling?
Speaker 2: Oh man, We've never had one of those have we.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good idea. I don't know. Yeah, like
she's gonna weigh like leather and shit. Dude, that seems
a little too outlandish in twenty twenty six to wear
leather and and shit like that. Yeah, are she gonna
get away with that? Can someone even think of such
a thing like she's gonna wear like black eyeliner and stuff,
maybe come out to spooky music. That could be a
little crazy, man, I don't know if she get away
with that.
Speaker 2: It was almost like she should have joined some kind
of a wrestling faction full of people that were like
dark and macabre. I mean, thank god that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: Right, the oddities? Oh wait, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: She could be Kurrigan.
Speaker 1: What No, it's it's too Yeah, she's not handsome enough
to be Jesus Christ. Oh god, yeah, no, it's it's
really just amusingly fucking shitty the way that this is
written and yes, having oh but just say nah. I
can go to the title whenever I feel like, yeah,
this is not written by someone who understands wrestling at all.
Speaker 2: And the fact that they gave Rock Lesner the entire
baby face push in that exchange was hilarious to me.
Brock Lesner coming out there and said, oh, it's nice,
you know, congratulations And he's trying to be humble because
he's Brock, but he's charismatic to the audience. He makes
them laugh. He calls out Oba for talking shit when
he's not there, talking when I wasn't here. It's like
and he even opened up by saying, congratulations on being
King of the Ring. I know how hard it was.
I don't know if you knew, but I was also
King of the Ring.
Speaker 4: Like this is all babyface promo in every way, and
I'm just like, what are they doing? And then brock
Lesner seals the kiss with a kick to the nuts.
Speaker 2: He's like, you know what they say?
Speaker 4: Oba?
Speaker 2: And Alba's like, what's that? Talk shit? Get hit and
he kicks him in the nuts and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, he does the funniest, coolest ship. I'm like, why.
Speaker 2: Do you notice deprecating He's like yeah, and I shouldn't
have this. That's why I have a Paul Hayman because
I'm no good on the mic.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm like, why is this sad? I'm like, hey,
you know the Snevey conky whiny you know, nasty businessman
that you have standing next to you. Maybe he should
do the talking in this situation instead of the cool,
badass giant guy.
Speaker 2: And street fighters. Right the part where he says, I
don't watch.
Speaker 1: The show We're like, which he's being honest.
Speaker 2: Hate this guy.
Speaker 1: This is the problem though. Man, It's like once again,
it's all being put together and written and whatever, constructed
by people who don't even know the basics of wrestling.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think Rock totally shot.
Speaker 1: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He just doesn't give up.
Speaker 1: They told him to just they told him just go
out there and say something. All right, They talked what
you want. Brock's probably sitting there going you know, they're
paying me like three hundred thousand dollars to be here.
Shouldn't somebody give me some instructions and they're like a.
Speaker 2: Trust you know what to do?
Speaker 1: Ah right? How is this any different? Like once again,
how is this any different than how I'm sure Tony
Khan books a show because go ahead, do whatever.
Speaker 2: Rock for as much as people give him ship, it's
way more charismatic than ninety of the people in.
Speaker 1: An ages and hang man at him, Paige, you check
your tones I know it's difficult.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 1: Then I'm depressed and I'm a cowboy and I'm gonna
kill myself, but I have a family and I go cry.
And then black Lessner comes out and he's like, look
at this fucking buss, shut up, hunch me ter leave,
like that's this is the This is really rotten television, though, dude, Like,
like you said, though, if you're watching it, just laughing,
hands up on the rolls.
Speaker 2: Could you're not laugh at me? So? And this was
what opened the show, Joe, How could you not laugh
at how silly this was? And then he kicks him
in the dick, right, He kicks him in the dick,
and he goes up the ramp and he's fucking laughing
with Paul. They're both laughing to each other, and then
Oba grabs the microphone and goes over to the end
and he's like, you said, I only call you a
bitch when you're not around. Well you're still here and
I still think you're a bitch. And the crowd gives
like a polite golf clap at the ask. Yeah, They're like,
that's good, that is true.
Speaker 1: He just did that.
Speaker 2: And Hayman is still Haman and fucking Bronc are still
cracking up.
Speaker 1: They're just they're laughing, laughing.
Speaker 2: Oh, totally the whole fucking time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It is pure, pure rot at this point.
And the idea that like after the fact, still once
again him having the thing with Adam Pearson. He's like,
I do not need the title shot. I can have
it whenever I want. That's side putting that in perspective
of any anything, anything else. This is taking any sport,
whatever it might be. Hey, you've made it to the
World Series. I don't need to play the World Series.
I don't want to be in it. Hey, the World
Cup Finals.
Speaker 2: World Series, because the World Series is a team. This
is like getting invited to the All Star Game and going,
you know what, somebody else deserves it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I'm all right. I'm oh.
Speaker 2: You mean complete exposure, a fucking week of vacation in
Hawaii and a ship ton of money. I don't want that,
right that.
Speaker 1: Allan Brunston, Do you won the MVP of the NBA Finals? Na,
I'm good, Yeah, I give us someone else now. I
don't need it. That's okay, So I get that next time.
I'll get it next time. I'll get it next time.
Speaker 2: Honestly, that makes him more of a heal than a
face to me in a lot of ways. So you're
not gonna take the accolades and you just beat everybody's
ass just so nobody could have it a bit.
Speaker 1: I know, in a way, I think he should have said.
He should have been like, I will put this crown up,
I will fight the fucking champion next week or whatever,
and then you have him fight Sammy or have him
fight Roman and then have Brock fuck it up again
or something. Right Like, It's just like, why would he
just say, nah, I'm good, I don't need that tie,
I don't need that title match. That's that's that shit's
fucking whatever.
Speaker 2: Do Maybe maybe we find out maybe next week or
maybe this Friday, that him and Sammy are really really
close and he doesn't want to fight Roman.
Speaker 1: So ye, Sammy's like, thanks for that one, noble, I
appreciate it. Aba was like, I really like Ska too.
We could go listen to SKA music together all.
Speaker 2: What does want to be the guy to take down
the first Muslim in w WE history?
Speaker 1: You know, I know, right he's sitting there, He's like,
thanks a BB and ABIs like yes, yes, yes, I know,
I kind of honest to fucking God, though, like what
just what does one do with putting that out to
a wrestling audience and then just like moving past it.
Speaker 2: It tells us what we've known for a while, that
the titles are fucking meaningless.
Speaker 1: I mean fucking anything meaningless.
Speaker 2: Even the tournament titles are fucking meaningless. We've known this
since well we've known it for a long time, but
even in Saudi Arabia, it's like it's all Josh jewelry
at this point. It's just fucking jewelry, I know, and.
Speaker 1: It's it really. It really makes it even worse when
you take into account that we've now just designated that
this is Roman reigns his company and his belt and
his title, and then we have a guy who you're
supposed to be like this is gonna be the dude
that that beats him, Like he's he's clearly meant to
be set up as the air parent say, cop is
a fucking flop that ain't that ain't working at least
for now, but it's sure starting to look like they've
already soured on him. So Oba is definitely the air
of parents at the moment, and they just set this
whole tournament up and had him win it, and YadA YadA,
and then just go no, never mind, Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good. And at least, like we've mentioned.
Speaker 2: In Middle Life, would you be would you be more impressed?
Are less impressed? If the only reason that they made
Oba King of the Ring was because it drew in
more viewers if they specifically knew Let's pretend that A
or sorry, WWE doesn't book from week to week. Let's
pretend that they know at least a month out and
they knew that on Monday Night Raw last night that
Oba was going to throw away his King of the
Ring title shot. And they still did that anyways at
King of the Ring to have Oba win, just because
they knew that the fan turnout and the fan I guess,
the fandom itself would explode for that moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, they are happier and it's gonna look good on
ESPN and YadA YadA or whatever. But then I guess,
once again, book it in a different way, book it differently,
I mean, even to the extent of and it just
seems so like out left field, right, but even set
it up to where put the title on brock for
thirty seconds? Again who cares? Who cares? But here we
are still, like you said, we're arguing over fucking ring pops.
They don't perceive any of the titles as valuable at all. Right,
And you almost sound foolish now as a person going, well,
the titles are supposed to mean something, Oh, okay, you mark,
you child, you silly fucking baby. And it's like, well, then,
why what are we doing any of this for at all?
Speaker 2: You know, like, what what is the algorithm for the
algorithm for the others, for the social media, for the kudos, Yeah,
for the algorithm they do it for whoever sells the
most merch. I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be surprised,
as much as we joke about AI running the show
and being creative, if that AI isn't directly influenced and
solely influenced by the numbers, by the finances that that
WWE pulls in based on the character that they're fucking
developing a story for, do you know what I mean?
Instead of thinking that WWE is putting in like sugar
and spice and chemical X kind of bullshit trying to
come up with a storyline for that's rollins and Roman reins.
What if it's something simpler than that. What if it's
something as simple as Nick Kahn going, hey, such and
such as selling T shirts? Oh hey, EO Sky is popular.
There's more people talking about EO Sky than anybody else.
Speaker 1: What if that's the reason that just putting in like
Google spreadsheets numbers on them get us from point A
to point B. You know, right, a wrestling show based
off of these T shirt sales. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't
be surprised at this point.
Speaker 2: Well, we go to the next thing, which was ray
Masterial and Ethan Page. Simple match, real, real, simple, Mike.
I mean at this point, who can't have a d
match with ray Masterio. It was fine. Yeah, Ethan Page
was playing it safe. Ray Masterio's playing it safe. Lord
knows he's full of injuries. Yeah, it was fine for
what it was. And then we go to the Joe
Hendry Live in concert performance when he brings out the profits,
the street profits. Uh, what's wrong with Dawkins? Why? Why
does Montese Ford look like a champion? Comes out there
jazzed up, and Dawkins looks like he's he's showing up
to some state mandated affair.
Speaker 1: He's a guy. He's just such a guy, like a
regular guy. That's the problem is.
Speaker 2: I mean, he even dresses like a regular guy. He's
wearing like dirty shoes and like best buy khakis and
in granddad's old pleathered fucking throw on. It's I don't
understand it. Like montes Ford is coming out there, he's
like you like my goal, Like he looks good. Montes
Ford coming out there looking like a star.
Speaker 1: And makes him look even more ridiculous, you know, but
at least play a long Holy shit, Fine, you don't
want to talk, you don't want to grab the microphone,
you don't want to.
Speaker 2: Fine, totally fine's tag team, We get it. But at
least look like you. You're in the same tag team.
Speaker 1: Right, and Dawkins, for all intents and purposes, in any
other place in life, like the way that we make fun,
like we might be like the Rock's daughter is homely,
fucking weird looking whatever the fuck Right, in every other
walk of life, Dawkins is an average looking regular dude
that if you were like, hey man, this seems like
a really nice, charismatic guy with his shit together. He's
very likable, but almost like when you put him next
to Montz, it makes him look worse. It's like when
you get invited somewhere and you're like, you're not told
to dress code. And I'm not even talking about just
the clothing in general, but like this is it's just
oh yeah, everybody, Yeah, it's just kind of like casual,
you know, and you're like, Okay, you show up in
like a fucking polo shirt and everybody's got on a
nice button up in a sweater and dressed slacks, and
you're like, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Boy, oh, I don't know you're supposed to wear this
to a wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh no, No, it's like a real casual
thing at the beach. And you know, I go, oh, this,
it's like a nice casual beach wedding and you show
up with like a khaki's tucked in with a fucking
Hawaiian and everybody there's in like a tuxedo. Like you
fucking asked, you assholes, why did you do this to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Killing a casual wedding on the beach just means
no shoes, suit and tie so required.
Speaker 1: I've never worn a tuxedo with no shoes on the beach,
but I would give it a try.
Speaker 2: Sounds fun, yeah, but that's it.
Speaker 1: It's like Montage just looks so much more now, ready
for everything.
Speaker 2: Now, let's let's talk about the Joe Hendry tiet right.
Oh yeah, Joe Joe Hendry is fun, but this shtick
has gotten thin, so thin, And I feel so bad
because I was laughing at jo Hendri, not with Joe Hendri.
I was laughing at Joe here trying to make this work.
And the entire time that Montez and Dawkins are out there,
he's not saying much right, Like there's a point where
he starts talking, but he's sitting there with his guitar
in his hand, rocking back and forth like he's in
one flew over the Cuckoo's nest. He's just sitting there
with his oversized guitar, not playing it. I mean he
does at the end, right, but for this whole time,
he's just sitting there rocking with his guitar. It's just
it's the saddest fucking thing, tiny little white dude out
there interviewing these big fucking tag team guys.
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting here with my guitar trying to stay relevant.
Don't forget me AI, like, just.
Speaker 1: Please computer, help me help computer. Computer Tar shows no mercy,
Computer Tar shows no sympathy. Yeah, no, it's it's really
tough because Henry. I feel like they could be doing
a lot more with him, to build a character around him,
with the songs in the playing and it was like
it was great with Logan Paul because Logan Paul was
one of the very few people that they had that
everyone decided as a piece of shit. Right, once again,
there are no real heels when everyone is to choose
your own adventure wrestler, and your gimmick is I'm a
heel that makes fun of people with the with the songs,
who's he gonna make fun of? There's no one to
make fun of. I mean, I will say they gave
him great fodder. They had Austin Theory as his bitch, Like, geez, man,
if you can't take a fucking w over Austin Theory
at this point, Oh what what is going on with
him to where like, is he just such an acquired
taste as a human being that they either absolutely love
him or they want to shoot him out of the cannon.
That's those the only two speeds Austin theory has. Mega
push giant push set him on fire.
Speaker 2: I was one of those guys absolutely liked, enjoyed, thoroughly
enjoyed Austin theory at one point of his career, before
before Vince took that final hiatus, I thought there was
something to Austin theory that was deeper than what they
were giving us. I saw something. I saw something that
was impressive. That that was a very long time ago.
Speaker 1: Gen Z influencer, pretty boy guy who had he had
a Logan Paul at that time when Vince was around,
probably could have fucking rocking him up.
Speaker 2: Honestly, he probably Logan Paul. The Logan Paul connection was
a good idea, but that's all it was. It was
a good idea and never really took off. Logan Paul
is on his own plateau. Whenever he shows up, he
brings his own fucking heat with him. Austin Theory couldn't
siphon any of that, just couldn't know. And who did
he afford? Grayson Waller. Yeah, that was a real stunning
fucking choice by the AI too.
Speaker 1: Rayson Waller is another one. He's on that list of
like what what does he have on whomever?
Speaker 2: I remember people just grazing the shit out of that
dude talking about how Grayson Waller was the best. I've
never seen shit about Grayson Waller. I don't know why.
I don't get it. I mean, even the New Day
stuff like just Grayson Waller had moments like little shimmers,
but nothing. I'd say, all, this guy's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: The second I saw him come out in the boxing
shorts with the with the boys, regular fade haircut, doing
the miz kind of arrogant, oh fucking smarter than you,
I'm like, this is not gonna work. It is too generic,
and that, unto itself, is like we've now hit capacity
on these incredibly generic, plain looking guys like these tall
rockstar Spud that's what he is to me, except Spud
has more personal and a fucking gorgeous wife, a whole life.
You could have done well to this day. You could
have done something with Spot as a manager. You couldn't.
Speaker 2: Well. They tried. They gave him fucking Ackham razor and
had him piss himself.
Speaker 1: So wow, that's tough, that's awesome. You gave Honestly, God
if you gave someone like spot Austin Theory and Logan
Paul when he was healthy, that probably would have worked.
But I mean now at this point, it's like, you know,
wouldn't it be nice if they reopened the fucking service merchandise.
It's like, this is shit's been over for years? What
are we doing actually bring that up? And I would
like the service merchandise. I'm sorry, Joe, I have to
You're good. I would love a ponderosa salad bar. But
it ain't coming back right.
Speaker 2: The fronters in the Circuit Cities ass service the state
of the art.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine going forward what they're gonna do with
half of the fucking people that are on this show,
because the writing for them is so poor. And then,
like you said, with even the guy like Austin Theory,
like it was just like, I guess we just wrote
him off and one night, is that what it is?
He's just gone.
Speaker 2: Now Joe Joe Henry's Joe Henry is going to be
going that direction too. I wouldn't be surprised if Joe
Hendry and Austin Theory have their match at Summer Slam,
or maybe right before Summer slam or a dark man
who knows what, and that's in Boston theory.
Speaker 1: And the funny thing is is like with Joe Hendry,
the big success is that he had like in TNA
were when he was shitting on guys like fucking flop
dollars as you look at him and you go, there's
a heel, there's a lot of meat on that bone.
There's somebody to really work with and shot on and
make fun of. And once again, when we have this
show where it's just everyone's cool and we've cheer for
everyone basically for no reason, no matter what, because we
just can't wait for their song to play, then you
don't have a gimmick that's sustainable on a show like this.
Who is he gonna shit on? Nobody gets booed, Everyone
gets cheered by some segment of the audience to some degree.
Maybe he could could he like what JD McDonough or
fucking but even he doesn't really get. But the judgment
day he doesn't even really get booed anymore. I don't
know what you do with a gimmick where the character
and the whole idea of him is he exploits the
weaknesses of the heel by making a joke out of
them and laughing at them and making fun of them.
When you have a show where there's no heels, there's
no heels, so maybe move them to SmackDown. At this point,
are there heels on SmackDown? Someone will have to tell me.
Do they believe in heels on Friday nights?
Speaker 2: Or is that.
Speaker 1: I mean quated social construct bro, I don't know.
Speaker 2: The war Raiders challenging Damian Priest and the like, you know,
so yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: God, yeah, gut, you know what?
Speaker 2: And I guess we can get to that. Thank you, Sean.
He's like, Gunther is still a heel really because I
loved loved the gun through Nichols exchanged by the way,
Nicholas has suspended everybody for putting his hands on Gunther,
never mind the fact that even though was like right
in his right shoved him or whatever first gun there
gets no repercussions. But Nichols gets fucked.
Speaker 1: But I get sent They both got sent home.
Speaker 2: Like all right, I'm actually interested. I would like to
see nick all this come out of retirement and fight
fucking Gunther.
Speaker 1: Why not? But the problem is is that nick All
this hasn't established himself, even to the degree of like Pierce,
where the multiple times that Da've teased the idea of
some guy getting a fight out of Piers, Pierce has
at least developed himself as like a personality in person
on the show that's involved and interacts with it.
Speaker 2: But maybe this is what nick All this needs. Maybe
nick All this needs a match in order to highlight
his position as an authority figure. Maybe you do it
a little backwards with somebody like nick All this, right,
Maybe this is the moment where he gets in the
ring with Gunther and maybe he loses. He should lose, right,
but he should lose on the terms of he took
it out of Gunther's ass, you know, and then all
of a sudden, as an authority figure, maybe he starts
developing some respect. Maybe wrestlers, now all this sudden after
this match go up to fucking nick All, doesn't go
who wha whoa champ? Just you know, I'm okay, I
didn't mean to cross words with you, like we didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't watch your matches against Cody on YouTube, so
now we know you're a real wrestler, right right.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but you got to do it for
the WWE audience. Remember Joe, these people all just showed
up last week and this is their first WWE show.
They have no idea about Nick Alls wrestling in the NWA.
They have no idea.
Speaker 1: I meant, I meant to click on West Wing on
the Netflix, not WWE. What is this? And then they
need to get sucked into the atmosphere and the thrill
of the show. Well no, but like I guess I
know what you're saying, because at this point we now
have one, two, three characters at least on the main
television shows where the idea of it is wink we
swear they used to be a wrestler. Yes, as good
as Adam Pearce is in this role, that's sort of
the thing with Adam Pierce. Wink we swear he used
to be a wrestler. And you and I know that
the other fucking middle aged people watching the show know that,
but to everyone else, so like, he used to be
a wrestler. Cory Graves wink we swear he used to
be a wrestler.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you feel better about let me ask you this,
because now you bring up with something something kind of interesting.
Do you feel better about the wink or do you
wish we went back to the days of Jack Tanni?
Speaker 1: Oh? Just completely total actors, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Don Cauntless you know before, Don, I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: Accept the Pierce that situation more than all three of them,
because Pierce is exceptionally good in his.
Speaker 2: Roles, amazing lot. But he's also he's also a standout too, right, Like,
So if we just go through WWE's list their accomplished
lists of authority figures, Teddy Long, where does Teddy Long
fit in the list? Obviously he's been involved in wrestling
for years. You know he was a wrestler. He was
also a referee. But do you classify him more as
an authority figure or do you look at him as, Oh,
he's a wrestler turned authority figure. Oh he's a referee
turned authority figure. Adam Pierce when you bring him up, Yes,
we know he was a wrestler.
Speaker 1: I think that you've never seen it. You've never they've
never shown it, right. That's the thing. Doesn't do it
right right, Corey Graves. At least, I guess if you
digged deeply, like Austin theory, into the anals of NXT history,
you could find half a dozen Corey Graves matches where
he wore long, hideous green tights and looked really thin
and weird. You could find those matches, and like we said,
all this, if you have YouTube, you can find three
hundred matches of his from TNA. I'm sure, but like
we're at this point where you go, Okay, all of
these people, it's like it falls under that umbre. We swear,
we swear, they know they know we swear. They're wrestlers.
They have this level of authority out of them. Honest
to fucking god, all this is the one that I'd
be least interested in seeing get in the ring and
do something. All this to me at this point, now
I'm looking at it and I'm going he is British
accent La Knight. The best case scenario they could have
gotten out of him was the heel who is a
jacked British guy that got under people's skin.
Speaker 2: I don't think, no, I think I think there's something
more to all this. I think all this and Gunther
is a fun story to tell. And if anybody like
you were saying earlier, where Adam Pierce has developed himself
into an amazing personality, authority figure, nick Allda needs help.
Nick All this needs a reason for people to treat
him like an authority. He does. He kind of throws
his weight around on the show. Now give people a
reason to respect that weight. And I think if he
has a match with Gunther and he loses, I still
don't think you ever have nick Alda's win. That would
be fucking weird. Although knowing the algorithm, who knows, maybe
they're going to sell nick All theo's shirts. But you
have him lose, but you have him lose in such
a fantastic, grandiose kind of way that it makes other
people respect him. And I think instead of having an
authority figure that hey, let's let w W just tell
you that they're an authority. Why because we made him
a authority. That's why nick ald just can prove that
he has an authority position based upon the laurels that
he built up over the years.
Speaker 1: When's the next time they go to England when said
somebody's WrestleMania, they're gonna build it up? Yeah, well we're
coming up with another one. Yeah, Because that's what my
thought would be in this. You have him fight Gunter
on a show in England and you do just that story,
you know, England's son and I came over here to
fight in America and become a wrestling fucking star and YadA, YadA, YadA.
They could sell that, but this is also all actual
wrestling stuff, so they won't do any of it. That's
what we have to remember is at this point is
where booking this or writing this or just chewing the
fat about what would happen on a wrestling show. And
I don't think that this is bad anymore, just kind
of doing ship, you know.
Speaker 2: It's it's a money based algorithm creatively. But yeah, let's
get past this. So it was a fucking it was
a whatever segment Austin there he got his ass kicked,
and then we move on from there. And then Dominic
at Forehead or fucking with Dan Housen's ship. They steal
Dan how since poster Dominic raises his leg and peees
on his bed or whatever the funk was his coffin,
you know, and.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, or they stole my new jersey housing it's
like all right, okay, and that's and then and then
by the way, that leads to the match that happens
between Gable.
Speaker 2: No Maxine isn't it Maxine Raquel next?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, yeah, Maxine and Raquel happens, which we can.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that was I'm sorry. No, you're right,
you're right. Actually I'm a little thrown off. This is
when EO Sky that was.
Speaker 1: The semi main event. I believe.
Speaker 2: That this is when this is when EO Sky shows up.
After this, she comes out into the ring and yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm telling you man, I know you gave up
on her a while ago, but you really got to
extra give up on this. EO is never going to
become a fucking heel at this point. I mean, watch
watch them shoot me right in the dick and do
it at SummerSlam. But like she's she is the only fun.
She comes out broken English, barely says anything cutesy voice.
In everywhere she goes, people give her a good not
not like a yay, we're cheering just for your fucking
stupid song reaction, like they actually like her.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm clear, I really am. I just yeah,
I'm I just wish she was going in a different direction.
But you know, speaking of different directions, at least they
they were hyper focused on bird Girl this week, with her,
and I love that about WWE. She she'd absolutely changed
your gimmick. She blew out her hair, which was nice,
took off her eyela, took off her eyeliner. Looked like
she looked like Nicky there for a second. I don't
mean Bella, I mean the other one, the superheroin training.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Nikki Cross. Yeah, that's it. That's well, she's
now going to start to It's so bad. You know,
Like we have four Eric does for women on the show,
and that's one. One of them is crazy. I'm grazy.
I just lose titled. I just can't he I'm crazy.
I hit her, I hit her and I liked it.
Stop I'm a crazy bird. Girls fucking cut it out.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can't wait to see what kind of
shoes she's wearing next week. How big are those platforms
going to be? Fuck?
Speaker 1: I got by the way once again, spooky stupid ship
rocks daughter. Nobody does this, no one, no one does it.
No one does the idea.
Speaker 2: Maybe she got the idea from Ava.
Speaker 1: Maybe she stole it from Ava. That's what it is,
stealing from stealing from the p o C. Can you
believe it? I said earlier, Ai you gotta the stealing
from Ai. It's like a big circle once again. Bid
circle was so bad. It was rotten, absolutely fucking rotten.
Speaker 2: Answer, but it was funny. The promo was funny again, Joey,
I laughed. I laughed because because she threw on the
fucking sweater and threw her hair in her face and
now she's a bad guy. Like it's just the lack
of creativity, the lack of trying is just hilarious at times. Yeah,
oh wow, yeah, seven year itch for sure.
Speaker 1: They just yeah, they're not even. There's no thoughts here.
I hit her and I liked it, and now I'm
bad and I'm a big meani and.
Speaker 2: It's just like no, And people asked me why I'm bad,
and I'm like, I don't know. She is the worst.
Speaker 1: And I said to him, tis feeling being bed feels.
Speaker 2: Really she's the girl of darkness. It feels good being bad.
Speaker 1: I'm a bed bird. I'm gonna steal your friends. Frish,
you don't you care. I'm a bed.
Speaker 2: She's just running out of the parking lot, just taking
dumps on people's windshields. It's great, she's she's just riding.
Speaker 1: She's just shitting on the hoods of people's cars. Where
was just the beginning of George Thoroughgood's Bed to the
Boat to the Riff playing over and over again on it.
There's just.
Speaker 2: Hand feeding your taco bell.
Speaker 1: Just oh no, guys, it's the evil Bird. The evil
Bird is here fucking off enough, and I I get it.
The fucking gimmick was do a. They actually had something
in putting her with Bailey. And at first me and
you both like, look at the stupidity, because you know
what they did. They had Bailey do Jesus fucking Christ,
it's so lazy. This is what Bailey was doing when
they first met up.
Speaker 2: So this is Bailey. They actually they actually developed something
for Bailey. Bailey, they put production in. Do you remember
that she had those voices in her head and then
her face would shake around and then she would see
like a monochrome version of the evil in her head.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I like the idea that the all the girls, we're
just all schizophrenic. Every girl in the Rosters just has
these moments where they're just off the meds and they
just become crazy. And that's that's it. Live now lives
also crazy. They think she wears her fucking weird Mimi
bow back makeup where you can't see your eyebrows anymore.
So she's crazy. Everyone's crazy. They're just crazy, these girls.
They're like, no, Bird Girl, like, honest to fucking god,
honest to God, the best thing you could have done
with Bird Girl is leave her with Bailey. Not even
fucking kidding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was finally settling into his sobriety or whatever
the fuck it was like.
Speaker 1: It was it was like, oh, I got you little
little tag team here, all right, theyk I'm matching gear,
the kind of help each other out. You know, you
believe that they're friends. You might actually believe they have
a good rapport relationship with one another. And now they're like, okay,
now Bird girls back like you, you nailed it immediately.
Go look at Nicky Cross. Yeah, you know what happened
to Nicky Cross exactly exactly undersized fucking British English. Whatever
the fuck up us off the Scots or whoever's listening
to this, No oct from this version of the fuck,
I don't care. It's all She's just gonna become that
now too. You She'll be holding a fucking dolly or
an apple or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe she'll get a broken mirror, Joe, that's a new one.
Speaker 1: Look in the mirror. Yeah, like she's crazy? Oh is
you crazy? Girl? Who? It's like, just yeah, yeah, good point, Sean.
Wait a second, wait a second. Is that kind of gothic? Dude?
What do you think?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: It depends if she's not wearing makeup.
Speaker 1: Maybe not. Maybe, No, that's true, that's true. Maybe she's
kind of gothic. Well, anyways, folks, this is why, Like
I said, though, if you're watching aw at this point,
I can't make fun of you anymore. I can't, Like,
are a lot of you probably really smelly and and
you'd annoy the fuck out of me and have terrible
wrestling opinions as well. Sure, but what's the difference between
bird Girl and sky Blue right now? Nothing? What's the
difference between Yeah, right, Julia Hart, what's the difference Nothing? Nothing,
There's no difference anymore. It's the same chip, It's just
on a different fucking show. But what a joke, What
a fucking joke, bird Girl? We have?
Speaker 2: What else we have after this? Ellie and I versus
Jimmy Husso.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was this was so bad they ran it
back and had another match with once again Jay So
doing a sobriety test on and commentary. Yeah man, uh't don't?
Yeah gee? Yeah, thanks Jay?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: What's it like? So? Jay? You know people talk about
you and your brother as a tag team. You guys
are twins, and we see twins have some sort of
skill where they can communicate with each other without even
having to say anything. Do you feel that way with
your brother?
Speaker 2: Night's cheating? How's he cheating? He just threw a regular punch.
Speaker 1: He cheating? No, he cheating? Geh? Well, Jay, thanks for
answering our question. That was really good. I appreciate thanks
for joining us today. No, no, this was once again
you're looking at it and even Jimmy, who I like
to some degree, he's just looked like chubby older guys
on the not not saying l. A. Knight's out of shape.
That beat insane, but it's just like Jimmy USO in
his pleathor outfit, just throwing fucking popcorn bag punches.
Speaker 2: Got my last l A. Knight. He's still trying.
Speaker 1: Oh he's real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still out there every time l. A. Knight
comes out there, even though it's clear that it just
they just don't like him. They don't like him. He's
still going out there trying to make people happy. This
motherfucker is an entertainer through and through. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: He's the piano man. If anything, I guess it's this way.
I'm calling Jay, who's so the piano man, because maybe
he's depressed because he's got a fuck some hot Latin
check or mixed race with black I don't know. But
she's just gorgeous and he's like, yeah, man, I'm still
young and cool. Ge maybe that's what he's doing. But no,
La Night is the piano man. Like he's like, I'm
not gonna hit my lines. I'm gonna do my same
exact shit. Are you guys going to ever get anything
from him? No, We're never going to give him an engine.
Speaker 2: No, But he comes out there. He just wants the
fans to cheer, have a good time, good for him
and I. And he knows that the candle is burning
on both ends and he still doesn't.
Speaker 1: Give a fuck, and I respect him.
Speaker 2: He is for the forty year old eminem of WWE.
Speaker 1: If anything, you know, you know what he is. He's
really like if you've ever been in whatever place. Right,
you're picking up food somewhere, like a fast food place,
and it's just a fucking disaster in there. And you
can just see there's like a line around the drive
through and there's always just like one guy or one
girl the counter and they're just like, I'm sorry, it'll
just be another minute. What's your name again? What did
you need a drink? You know? Like, and you just
look around and going, no one else here is trying, right,
and this person just want they want to do good
no matter what. And that's really like, that is the
vibe that elle Knight does give out where you just go,
god damn it.
Speaker 2: This is almost like it's coming from a youthful exuberance.
Speaker 1: I don't think how Night is that.
Speaker 2: I think elle Knight is just a guy who's happy
to be there. He's he's balky, he's just fucking happy
to be here, and he wants everybody else to be happy.
He's just a good time fella, you know.
Speaker 1: You know what it's really as though when people say
you plug and play, you're move wrestlers and they have
spots and you know, we've had that discussion million times
when people get offended by it or whatever but it's
really like he is taking a Dolph Ziggler esque role
where he's gonna say, in impeccable shape, he's gonna bust
his ass every single time he's out there. He's gonna
try to get people to laugh or smile or have
a good job and make the best of whatever the
fuck he's given. But ultimately he's probably not even gonna
get the Dove Ziggler moment. And if he does, it's
gonna be because every single person that samowen had a
tragic fucking bicycling accident or something right, and they all
broke their leg at the same exact time because otherwise
have done nothing. Yeah, yo, gie, I got a bicycle
bill for six Oh no, what's that curve?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: So he's got to wait for Jimmy to get hurt,
Jay to get hurt, Roman to get hurt, Solo to
get hurt, seth Rollins to get hurt, Ty Cobb to
get hurt.
Speaker 1: Uh, what's his name? He had, Jeff Cobb. They're gonna
bring Jeff Cobson. Well, every single person with viability in
the main event all got injured and a company three
legged race and you somehow were able to be all
their a c ls went. That's why we have decided
to bring back Enzo Moray and Big Bill.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna have you face Obo, who's gonna win
for no reason and then just throw the title in
the trash. Next he's gonna.
Speaker 1: Take the title and go. I do not even want
this title. I think I am going to give this
title to I do not know.
Speaker 2: How about you maxine this title to Susan Sarandon for
all the poor people in Nigia.
Speaker 1: I give it back to Sammy. Thank you, Hoby b
thank yous for you. Well, thanks ag Ob, you're a
good friend. You're a good friend, Oba, one of my
one of the people. You know, what do you mean
by one of the people. And it's like, oh god,
I'm just gonna leave no good boy. Yeah I have
I have such a ad this for Eli night when
I see him, because once again, though like I think
I'm thankful he's on the show, I'm always thankful for it. Honestly,
I've gotten to the point where now when they have
like even Solo, Solo doing this thing. Yeah, yeah, Solo
almost feels like a brilliant fucking character on this show.
Because Solo should hate the bloodline. I mean, I'm gonna
obviously turn this around. He's gonna be stucking on fucking
Roman reins his fingers at SummerSlam. Just watch it's gonna happen.
I mean, they're just gonna do that and be like, look,
we finally got something for Solo where he was humiliated
by this fucking group of people and beat on and
battered and fucking bruised for years.
Speaker 2: Does Roman just shove each one of his fingers up
up one of the USO's asses, and then it's up
to fucking Solo. It's taste which one.
Speaker 1: In front of a mirror, just looking right into it. Oh,
that's where we're at, and he just looks and he
just goes open water. Here comes there.
Speaker 2: Plane trick question Solo, that was my ass Uh.
Speaker 1: Here comes here playing Solo I and that's it is,
Like I'm going, man, maybe there's some hint of them
saying we shouldn't have literally cut Solo off at the knees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's too. He looks like he looks like a
kid going back to his old school, Like he's coming
out there to fucking jump them and ship. His shirt's
hanging out. He looks like you see some belly hanging over.
Speaker 1: Like he's just like, honestly, god do you do? You
kind of feel like the reason why they're remembering like
they're having a moment where they're like, oh, yeah, solo
is they're thinking themselves. But what if the usos do
retire in three years? What are we gonna do without
some moments And they're like, oh, yeah, he's a lot younger.
We need we need to feign that he's gonna get something.
Speaker 2: Every all shoe, that's silly. They're never gonna run out
of samoans. Come on, now, that's a good point, that
is That is the silliest thing you've said all show.
Speaker 1: I know they have families like seahorses.
Speaker 2: They just b w E is gonna run out of
samoans in three years? I don't know about that one, chief, but.
Speaker 1: I know what is it? The is it the Al
Gore movie? The Inconvenient Truth? We're gonna run out of
samoans in three years. Listen, climate change is real and
there's millions of samoans, So let's relax, all right, mess
in one hundred and twelve degree house and he's like
the fuck algal.
Speaker 2: Fucking dances an inconvenience oose.
Speaker 1: Yes, and here we have a guy. We have our
next matchup, our next stone holds, our next stone cold
Steve Boston and Brett Hut Andrews. Don't forget the use.
Oh my god, dude, wait a second, I think we
found it. We found our shoe Next Generation Main Adventures.
And then all of a sudden, you just see a
little fucking beaded necklace just start rising up behind them,
just damn doing the hakka dance or whatever.
Speaker 2: The uh we go after this, Jimmy gets the win. Shoot,
what's apter this? Oh? We had the cal Rodriguez match
with uh with Maxine? Yeah, Maxine. Now she's a good
girl again. Maxine's wearing white. No more bad girl, Maxine,
back to back to good girl. Which, you know what,
as silly as this segment was with her and Chad
and stuff, I'm happy she's going back to being good.
I don't want to see her with Austin theory. No
one wants that, right, Just just have her go back
with the big guy and the Japanese guy.
Speaker 1: Just come on, right, babe, that's fine, that's cutee right.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad that they're they're kind of writing this ship,
although it does really spell out the end of awesome
theories life on this show. But still, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: How weird was it to begin with? Where I as
a casual consumer of the wrestling media outside of the
immediate whatever Monday Night Raw and p l's and shit, Right,
even I'm aware of the fact that Maxine is married
already and I believe to somebody that's adjacent to the company.
Am I wrong someone down in NXT or something? Or
could I could I have misremembered that. I'm not sure.
I know that Roxy's with a kid down there in
uh whatever it is n XT or one of the
other ones. No, she is okay, So you've already shown
on the NXT reality show that she's married to a
guy that's in the company, But then you write a
storyline where she's dating one of the guys on the show.
I mean what I said, like, I'm not they just
forgot they forgot h oops oops, Yeah, isn't he the
guy for oh ship? That's the guy from Tough Enough too.
Speaker 2: They forgot that's one of the tough Enough kids. Right.
Maybe they're hoping that the relationship is not doing too well,
and they thought that deep dick Austin theory could have
shook her loose a little bit.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're like, don't worry, dude, he's gay anyways.
And they showed us this on TV, didn't They didn't
they show us Maxine getting married to a guy that's
in the company on TV or my imagining this.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1: I mean it could have advertised, I'm fairly sure. And
maybe it was on the fucking the Netflix show, the
Unreality whatever the fuck it's called.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unreal, Yeah, unreal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did this ship. They showed us that she's
married to someone else it's also in the company, and
then they ran this weird storyline with like, well give us.
Speaker 2: And Joe like, I mean, you're not going to be
invested in this storyline if they don't keep you guessing.
They want you to. I want you to guess what's
real and what's not real, Joe.
Speaker 1: They could have at least put forth thirty seconds of
effort and had the guys show up on the thing
with Maxine and then maybe have something where the vision
said you know, hint said, oh, you know, always looking
for new talent, or whoever it could be, and it
could be like, oh, she's gonna the husband's gonna you know,
maybe they're gonna put him in the show. And then
he's kind of saying to her like, hey, honey, you know,
try to stay in their good graces. Just something that
would make sense. But I don't know. I'm just a
crazy person, I suppose. But like they did show that,
I'm ninety five percent sure that they showed her getting
married or we all know that she's married to somebody
that's in the company. That's like them doing a romance
angle with with Roxy once again, Like it's like, we
know Roxy's with this other fucking guy. It's that's in
the company.
Speaker 2: Sean does bring up a good point about Dominic and Live.
Speaker 1: Obviously, Yeah, but the Dominic and the Dominican Live thing,
I feel like as it goes back to once again,
they're just fucking with them. But dom still ultimately I
think with real.
Speaker 2: Life, maybe it's not so serious. Joe, maybe so, and
maybe it's like yeah, there you go, Like O G
says like it's a Chris Jericho type thing.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just uh, oh, so she's you're my wife,
she's an alcoholic too. Is that what you? Oh wait,
she's a Nazi. Wait now, I'm sorry, Seth shout out
to Seth. Uh, I'm a silly mentioned.
Speaker 2: I'm glad I told you this show was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I told you. I can't be angry. It's just stupid.
Speaker 2: It is it is. It's supposed to be stupid. Well, no,
it's not supposed to be stupid. I think that's what
makes it even funnier too, is that Triple H's over
here going on fucking interviews and podcasts and ship having
meltdowns about the fans, and it's like, you're making the
dumbest ship ever, You're making the dumbest shows ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. That in a way also make
the Stephanie McMahon podcasts and them constantly showing clips about
it even funnier because they're interviewing Stephanie like she's like, listen,
I'm a great orator and a truth teller and a storyteller. Well, anyways,
back to the footage. Is the stupidest fucking bullshit you've
ever seen in your life, right, you know what I mean?
Like it's like this is quite literally like somebody, this
is like RAFFI going on a fucking thing, you know,
So tell us about your musical process. Well, you see,
what happens is is that I took the vowels and
apples and bananas and changed them to different vowels, and
I figured for children and that'd be a good way
for them to learn vowels. And they're like, that's fucking
it's brilliant, Raffi, that's unbelievable. Tell us more, you know, like,
that's that's where we are. Except Opals and Bananas is
actually better written than what is on Monday Night Rocker
Early So, and I like that. That's a good, good song,
Oples and Bananas. Wait is that? Oh that's rox Shne's boyfriend. Well,
you know what, maybe I wouldn't acknowledge that on unch
What is it? What did they put a bit? What
is that? Is that?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Like angels like that and the fucking dumpster.
Speaker 2: In the bank and that southern hip hop.
Speaker 1: Look, I know, is he going for.
Speaker 2: A post everybody? Huh yeah, post post Malone, post post.
Speaker 1: Bro looks like post Malone's Authorsay cousin.
Speaker 2: Past Malone.
Speaker 1: I believe that is actually just post Malone. At this point.
I think that's just who he is. But that's like, yeah,
what what the fuck? What the actual fuck? But you
know what, maybe they're broken up. Maybe they're broken up
now Maxine can figure it out and just don't know,
I'll go back to her husband.
Speaker 2: Or then we got the we know, Gable versus McDonald
after McDonald's trashed uh Vanhausen's room and then he goes
and he sees all his shit trash, and Live makes
fun of him, says that's what you get, Dan hous
the idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the entire finish is swallowed up by Dan
Housen anyway, So it's like you but you're like, I'm
not even I'm not shopping on Dan Housen. But it's like,
these guys had this good, I don't know, twelve to
fifteen minute long match. It's really competitive, it's back and forth,
and then the finish all revolves around comedy shit. Yep.
Speaker 2: So even better, even better is the real main event
of their Yeah, yeah, you have two fantastic wrestlers out
there having a match, but yeah, let's throw out there
Dan House, dan Housen, Oh New York. He got his
New York shirt back, crazy crazy, And that's not even.
Speaker 1: A slight on Dan once again. That's not a slight
on Dan Housen. It's just like this is the actual
once again, this is the main event of the show,
because the way that the show ends is like his
awkward sexual tension promo between these two guys who go
to the same barber and they're staring at it lovingly
into each other's eyes, and then the show ends like, Okay,
I guess everyone go home now, right?
Speaker 2: This was the last match, yes, and and it ended
shitaly shittily, shittily shittaly?
Speaker 1: Which is which is? I think they're gonna have a
PLA in Chitaly sometime soon too.
Speaker 2: Is that next to Minnebota?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Minneboda is next to shittly. I think that's sicily,
but that's where I'm from, so I guess that is
kind of shittily. They make fun of us, you know that.
Speaker 2: Chad Gable one. There you go, Yes, Roman Reigns and
Seth Rollins squeezing each other's dicks a little.
Speaker 1: While right making out in the ring again.
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes. That segment was like twenty minutes long, too,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know how many more of these we
have inus you promise, yes, do you promise? You guys
are almost thying.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello my brother.
Speaker 1: Kind of weren't you killing each other six months ago?
Even right, we are actual brothers and we're friends, and
I'm gonna challenge you even though, and just Roman even
for ten seconds. This is now Roman's sec Apparently in
these promos with everyone, if he talks for fifteen seconds
and the other guy tells him how fucking awesome, he
is like, that's the that's it. I guess now.
Speaker 2: It's just like see your seam. Punk had to do it.
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, Punk had to cut the promo on himself
and tell Roman how fucking spectacular he was. Jacob, I'm
pretty sure it was the same exact This is it now,
this is where we are.
Speaker 2: Well, Jacob did it afterwards, Jacob. They let him lose
the match and then do it afterwards.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Jacob was like I need human money and
that was his whole thing. And then Danauson was like, yeah,
so that's how you do it. But no, there, this
was once again, here's seth. He just fucking is always
going to get put into that main event picture. And
they like a song, they really, But they.
Speaker 2: Told you a story, Joe, not not the one you're
talking about, but they did tell you a story. Wwe
openly said Seth Rollins is more important than Oba Femi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. They let us know.
Speaker 2: If you were ever curious between who would get pushed ancient, old,
used up, dried out Seth Rollins or fresh new King
of the Ring monster babyface oba Femi. Now you have
your answer. There's no more guessing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which that's that right, there is why when I
once again beat people over the head with the whole
setist Triple H is fucking gundam. He was going to
get booked exactly like Triple H. He's going to get
treated just the same exact way. There's no concept of
a heel or a baby face. It's just a cool
metal guy with fire and skulls and does his stomp
in the pedigree and oh yay, oh so fucking cool
that after fourteen fourteen year they said it out loud
in this promo, and I was like, thank you for
finally qualifying or quantifying this for me, because I feel
like all of the time when we're talking about these guys,
I go, oh my god, how long has this gone
on for when is this going to fucking end? And
they're like, well, the answer is maybe soon. But here
it is again something fresh for you. Roman and Seth
Rowlans and we're gonna bring up the time that I
hit you in the chair, hit you with the chair again? Whoa, Like,
oh my fucking god. It's it is so repetitive in
a way where once again going back to I feel
so fucking weird, haven't it say it? It's like Moxley
getting out of there. He'd just be doing the same,
he'd be doing this. This is what he'd be doing.
These two would be having an interaction. Oh remember when
we did this, and then he'd come out and go
I was there too. We'd be like, hey, why don't
we just all fight again? Oh great, okay, Well.
Speaker 2: You're also forgetting that moxuoud have a working liver though, too.
Speaker 1: So that's a good point. Well, once again, chicken egg
miss we don't know. We don't know if ww who
he drove him to drink or the aw is just
just too much access, too much free time. We don't
know about that. But yeah, like that's what I'm watching
this that I'm just going as fucking dumb as it
is to wash Moxley and pale himself on fucking samurai
swords as a millionaire and shit, it's like, well, I
guess he'd just be doing this, like this is.
Speaker 2: What he would be doing. Oh yeah, this would every month.
Every month. It would be a fucking three way, right.
Speaker 1: Who's taking the week off for the kids? Kids have
a recital? Okay, then you're out there and now it's
a singles match. They'd just be doing this until the
end of time until one of them dropped dead. Where
two of them fucking dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if one of them dropped dead, then you just
got a bunch of singles matches.
Speaker 1: Goes spare, We got spare, We got a spare. The
three of them were fine, We'll just keep this going.
It is truly fucking generic and rotten and bad. I
don't know what to call it other than that. And
in Atlantic City the people yeah songs wood noises, all right,
songs and noises, which you mentioned Chad gables Ai song
earlier where in the song you're just going gay bo
gabo yay Gable. I'm like, well, of course they're trying
to do that. They want them to get over so
they need to give these fucking mongoloid something to do
while he's coming out, yep, yep, yep. You could make
a song where literally the wrestler comes out and they
go hey, yep, yep, yep, hey, yep, yep, yep, and
then people be like, yep puop, oh yep pop. What's
his name? Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Now somebody's gonna do that hey yo, yeah.
Speaker 1: He yeep yep bo I repeat, buy whatever. Billionaires listening
to this, whatever level on the spectrum you're on, whatever
you're doing, running a wrestling promotion, get the rights to
a bunch of fucking nineties songs, and just run a
wrestling promotion. That's just karaoke for these fucking meat sticks,
easy and they will pay. It's the easiest. Doesn't even
matter who you put in the ring. It does not
even fucking matter. You just give them wrestler karaoke and
they will fucking come with a U with an om
e like, but we missed our shot. We could have
made millions and billions of dollars.
Speaker 2: That's Monday Night Row and uh we got an episode
of LFG coming up with Little Fisto and jeff I
got that in the can that should be up right
after the show. Then this will be up later on
tonight early tomorrow, and of course on Thursday. We have
regular Soup, regular regular old soup, wondering what kind of
wacky craziness is gonna happen during this wrestling week?
Speaker 1: I know what, what could possibly happen in the next
thirty six hours of value? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: You killing yep yep making his way to the ring
from who fucking cares weighing in at what the fucking what?
I don't know his name is. Just sing this song.
Speaker 2: Just sing the song, you fucking lemming pieces inconvenient oose.
All right, I'll see you guys Thursday. Much love is it?
Speaker 1: Pits