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Speaker 1: Wrestling to you for a mature audience.

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Speaker 2: I don't available, man, what a crazy fucking raw. Dude.

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I enjoyed the hell out of it. Yeah, no, I did.

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I enjoyed the hell out of it for all the

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wrong reasons, of course, but uh I did. I found

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it to be a good raw. I laughed at least

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three times during the show.

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Speaker 1: Us and and all the ship that was intended to

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be serious.

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Speaker 2: I assume that's why, right, right of course?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's really, like I was saying the

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other day, it's driving me to actually this week and

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I don't know, maybe it's just compounding it with some

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free time. It's driving me to want to sit and

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watch the aw pay per view. Yeah, that's how ridiculously

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shitty this is is because my brain's like used to

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a certain intake of wrestling, and I'm like, you know what,

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even if it sucks and it's like slop suck, that's

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at least it's like different slap suck. At this point,

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whereas raw is just straight up fucking it is horrendously bad, dude. Yeah,

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like inexcusably, Like I feel like a broken record. But

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what do you do with.

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Speaker 2: At this point? I think you fucking roll with it.

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By the way, wrestling soup my man's joe and uh

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oh yeah, it's one hundred and twelve fucking degrees here.

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You guys can keep this goddamn weather. Good luck folks, Boston.

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Boston's getting it next, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, yeah, it's it's coming for us. Well, you

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know what, we just had the TNA pay per view

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in town I think about less than forty eight hours ago,

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so you know the heat wave is following all the heat.

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Speaker 2: They pulled all the heat with them, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all that all that hype in that heat

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is now coming our way thanks to who is it

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Dolf Ziggler and his brother. Yes, great, right, things are

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things are great.

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed raw I did for like I said, for

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all the wrong reasons. But it's funny. It's like, what

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do you do with this? You roll with it, you

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run with it. If it's gonna be bad, let it

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be the fucking worst. We we just got done talking

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about this on Frank and Gus that the worst thing

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that wrestling can be right now is fucking middle of

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the road and boring and samesy and I'm sorry we

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didn't get that on raw. We got uh, we got horrendous,

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horrendous commentary from Jay Uso, like to the point that

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Michael Cole is fucking dunking on Jay Usso, which was

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hilarious again for all the wrong reasons. This torpy, little

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five foot two nothing guy is over here taking shots

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at you, and you turn your head and walk off

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the mic like he goes off in the distance. I

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didn't hear that, cold, I didn't hear what do you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I'm not mad at it over

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a night, but I am mad at him, right, I'm.

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Speaker 2: It isn't cool enough to party with us. He not

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cool enough to party with the ussos? Uh? He did?

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He did at Rustlemania.

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Speaker 1: Uh well yeah, yeah, yeah, My bad, my bad. That

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did happen. That did happen? Cold fucking Corey, we're dunking.

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Speaker 2: Corey is like, well, I'm talking about people, you know,

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some some other people. It's just it's you and Cole.

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So he's taking shots at ja. Jay has just doesn't

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register it at all. I don't know what the fuck

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that was. And then the silliness of watching Austin Theory

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getting put up the pasture right. So not only does

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Austin Theory lose his titles right from from the street

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profits whooping his ass and Seth obviously taking a chunk

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out of him with the brass knocks, and they re

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showed that from last week un raw, but this week,

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fucking Paul Hayman comes out there. We'll get to the

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Paul Hayman brock Lesard thing, because that's that's a whole

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mess on its own, But we get to Paul Hayman

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in the back and Austin Theory is like, Paul, Paul,

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where have you been. I've been trying to contact you?

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And Paul fucking like you know, he straightens his jacket,

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pulls him off to the side. He's like, you didn't

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know I was here. He's like, no, Paul, I've been

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trying to get a hold of you, but now you

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know I'm here. And then Paul just walks, He just

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walks off, funk you. And then later on more more

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Austin Theory shit, he gets his ass kicked too by

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who was it?

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Speaker 1: Was it? Fucking now? Who was it that?

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Speaker 3: He?

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Speaker 2: Who was facing?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: Am I Henry Henry Joe Hendry? Yeah, another fucking whatever.

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We'll get to that too, so Joe Hendry beats his

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ass and record time, so he loses that match, and

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then afterwards he breaks up with Maxine because she had

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a two second conversation with Chad Gable and his manhood

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couldn't take it anymore. I'm like, Holy are we killing

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Austin Theory? Is Austin Theory gonna die at the end

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of this episode? I know?

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Speaker 1: Right, No, You're right. It's almost like when they speed

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run writing a character off a show. You know. It's

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just like, I'm moving to Cincinnati on some hospital drama,

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you know, Chicago Yre And then he's like, I got

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a job in Milwaukee and they're like, oh man, wait

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what He's like, yep, never mentioned it before, but I

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won't be here the next episode.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, oh yeah. Then you have the Joe

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Hendry bit, you have the brock lesnar Oba promo, then

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you have the main event slop garbage dude. Raw was hilarious,

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Absolutely fucking hilarious. I'm sorry. I know it's supposed to

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be a bad Raw, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself. If

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they want to lean into the bad Joe, I'm there

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for it. And how could I forget the team. Stephanie

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really grabbing wrestling fans in twenty twenty six, and I

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always laugh put it the fuck out of that because

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she's like, Oh, there's people that have have my tattoo

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on them, And I'm thinking, Okay, they're gonna find the

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one girl that has like the Stephanie McMahon logo or

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something like that. No, they find the classic the fat

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dude that has this skewed Stephanie McMahon face. I just

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I don't know, man, it was. It was a wacky

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raw for all the reasons.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just it's depressing in a way. But

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also I'm now getting to the point where I'm not

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disappointed because my expectations are gone. Once your expectations are gone,

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the disappointment starts to dissipate. And now, like I said,

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it's bringing me to the level of like, you know what,

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if I'm gonna watch this stupid shit, I'll watch this

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other stupid shit too, because why not. It's all blending

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into itself, like the idiocy of it, Like, do I

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really at this point have a higher level of expectation

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for the way that WWE is currently writing and booking

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this television than one fucking autistic forty something year old

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guy who's definitely not on uppers. Yeah, like should I

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should I sit there and even say to myself like, oh, yeah,

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this is gonna be No, it's gonna be the same

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exact bullshit pretty much, except one they're gonna bleed a lot,

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I think, and maybe some dumb fucking shit will happen

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that could be construed as a funny in a day.

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You know, like I have no idea where the fuck

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this show is going. I have no idea what they

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are hoping to accomplish with any of it. I mean

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right down to you know, with the start of it,

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with Oba Fame coming out and him being like, I

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don't know who to pick, and then they go so

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though that Brock comes out and he's like yeah, and

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then the crouch here is Brock. There's no heels, there's

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no babyfaces, there's just people who have entrances that people

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like more. I guess at the point it's gone, like

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it's completely gone, where like I could shoot on aw

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and say, well they only like people for spots. But

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now I'm at the point where I'm like, I watched

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WWE television and they only like them for entrances. That's it,

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that is it. They just want their tickety tunes. They

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just like play the song and let me do my yatacha,

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my little dancy dance, and that's good enough. And it's

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like someone will come out and be like, your mothers

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are all cunts, and I spitting there.

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Speaker 2: Relax Jesus, No, no you would.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if Kevin Owens could like as good

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as he is at flipping a crowd. I don't even

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know if he could get the people to boo him. Yeah,

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I think I think he could. He I don't know.

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Speaker 2: He just has to. You just have to have him

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beat up on Roman or dan Hausen a little bit.

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Speaker 1: No, they's still cheer him.

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Speaker 2: No, Dan Housen is Jesus Christ right now. Dan Housen

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could whip his dick out in the middle of the

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ring and just piss, just just piss for no fucking reason,

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and that crowd would absolutely love it. Oh, give me

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some of the curse juice, Dan, you know, it's just yeah, no,

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Dan Housen is floating. It's kind of funny. Too. When

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we were speaking of the bad things, SkELL actually brought

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it up. He's like, is that is that Chad Gables

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new theme? Is that AI?

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Speaker 1: Yes? It is?

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Speaker 2: Actually one?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Million?

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Speaker 2: Let me let me throw this out here too, because

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I've been noticing a trend on regular radio where it

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sounds like and maybe you've heard this too, there's a

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lot of bands that play music now that it sounds

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like AI, but it's coming from a real band. And

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my theory, my Austin theory, is they make a song

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in Suno and then they just copy it and play

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it themselves.

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Speaker 1: That's that, honest to God, is probably what's happening. You're

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not wrong, Yeah, right, that's the same thing.

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Speaker 4: That's it's it's people copying AI in real life.

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Speaker 1: It's quite literally having the AI write the report for

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them and then they go on and just start changing

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a bunch of words right now, right right, that's kind

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of it. Like how about instead of here where the

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AI would glitch and go baby, I go baby. That's it?

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That's what.

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Speaker 2: But not even that, but even the riffs, like even

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the riffs on some of these radio songs like I

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don't I don't know the bands off the top of

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my head, but just listening the butt rock radio right,

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A lot of the news shit sounds like it was

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made in Suno. Somebody wrote it down or stole it

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and just started playing it on their own guitar and

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bass and shit like that. Like it's just probably Yeah,

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it's like reverse AI. We take AI for the idea

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and then we just use the idea ourselves, which is

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kind of what what WW is doing. I Dan actually

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hit us up in private and the uh what was it?

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The TKO count saying that Summer Slam is happening in Minnabotta. Yea, yes, Minnebota.

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Speaker 1: They're representing for the Bloods. I think at this point,

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I know that the whole bloodline is already dressing like

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the Bloods, so they're just chain and changing the s

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to would be usually it's like a C to a B.

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But yeah, I dude, that is probably right. You're probably

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right the bands are doing that, which, by the way,

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we got to say, good good news. Black folks take

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the next fifty years off in music. They're gonna rip

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off AI now instead of you guys, So you're fine

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for a bit, Like you're like, hey, should we come

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up with another genre. No, no, no, take a break, guys,

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they're gonna rip off robots now, which the robots are

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ripping off you everybody. Yeah, it's like a big human centipede.

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You know, it's just it's.

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Speaker 2: An artist's setup feed. Yeah, that's where.

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Speaker 1: We're everybody else we're doing. Everybody's just making a big circle.

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And it's like, it'd be nice if they're jerking, but

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instead they're funny.

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Speaker 2: Because I was watching I was watching something on YouTube.

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I forgot where it was, but they were saying, like

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the AI stuff, if all these content creators are now AI,

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like they have entire content creators that don't even exist.

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They're just completely fake. They're just made from the ground up.

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But if the AI content creators are generating money and

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the people watching it are AI bots, then where is

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the money coming from? If everybody involved is fair, you

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see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's like es robbing Peter to steal Peter. It's not

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even robbing Peter to payball. Peter is just petering all

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over the place. That's all the robots are watching my

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ads for things to never buy.

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Speaker 2: We make AI albums, just make entire AI albums and

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then hire AI bots to listen to the AI albums.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: That's the funny thing is that this is like a

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James Cameron esque situation where they're like, the robots are

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gonna try to enslave us, and we're like, well, we

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already figured out a way to enslave the robots by

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having so if they're like, hey, we're gonna fucking get

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you guys, and be like, well, fair enough, we did

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kind of We did kind of make you watch bad

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movies and TV shows and stuff for no reason. We

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did make you listen to DJ Collin album so he

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doesn't look like a loser.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: So maybe maybe.

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Speaker 5: The robots have have the right to come after us,

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But no, I guess we could, Uh, I guess we

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could start with Obafemi deciding to basically write off the

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most important thing that you could do or want or.

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Speaker 1: Achieve in the entire wrestling business. Is that? Is that

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what we're gonna.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean the start of the show, A

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match with brock Lesner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the most important thing you can do.

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Speaker 2: A match with brock Lesner. Yeah, totally what it is. Yeah,

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So Oba comes out there, and by the way, he

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comes out there with the crown, the crown looking good.

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I gotta admit, I mean, as much as we're gonna

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dog the ship out, w w E allow me to

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give them this feather. I like the crown, I do.

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I think the crowd touch and.

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Speaker 1: It means nothing. But the good thing is nothing. It's

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like a trophy wife with a beautiful wedding ring, you know,

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I mean a fucking thing. But yeah, there it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an crowd. I wish there was a reason

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for him to wear it, but now you just shove it.

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Speaker 1: Up his ass. But you know that's great. He can

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just put it in his bathroom to like hang a

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fucking toilet paper roll off, because what does it mean?

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I guess nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, street fetter. It's a fucking ornament. Now

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it's a hood ornament. You can put that on the

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front of his lexus. Yeah, Oba comes out right, and

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and Obo gives his spiel, and uh what does he

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directly say? He's like, I can, who is he talking to?

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Is he cole? Who's he talking to?

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Speaker 1: Because there was some pierce in the back, right, was

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it pierce?

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Speaker 2: Well somebody He's like, I can that's later, but earlier

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He's like, yeah, I can go for the for the

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title anytime, or he was just saying that to the crowd.

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He's like, I can just go for the title whenever

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I want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, I feel like whatever.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm fucking oba Femi, don't you know?

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I apparently I'm just owed a title shot.

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Speaker 1: Remember what babyfaces are. Sometimes we have to try to

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remind ourselves that they just sty're entitled and they get

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whatever they want when they ask.

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Speaker 2: I saw a triple H and EO Sky in the back.

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I got a title shot coming, so you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I know I saw him with his hand on

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her lower back. I got a shot at any pie.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't even have the Stephanie title if I wanted.

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Uh So he comes out there and he just diminishes

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the entire tournament and one fell swoop just like, ah,

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I want it now. When when I heard that, and

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I was laughing because it's it's fucking laughable and probably

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the first time in King of the Ring that somebody

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won and didn't give a ship. Well maybe besides Steve Austin,

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but that's that's a different story that launched an entire career.

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This I don't think this launched anything but laughter. Did

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you feel like Jay Usso should have won.

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Speaker 1: At this point? Maybe? But I don't even know, Like,

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is Jay Who's so going to be in rehabit the

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next three months. I'm starting to think they put him

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on commentary so they have material for the next season

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of Unscripted, so.

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Speaker 2: The lawyers had something.

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Speaker 1: Lawyer when they put him on the thing, and then

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they're gonna be like, listen, Jay hasn't been doing great,

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and you know, he went out there for commentary because

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he we felt like he had something to prove. And

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then he's out there and he's like, you guys are

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spaghetti with your hands, and they're like, what the fucking what? Jay?

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Speaker 2: He couldn't answer basic questions. They were asking him simple

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bloodline questions. They were asking him stuff about LA and

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he just he didn't know what the fuck to say.

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Speaker 1: And I be culture to ask him to touch his

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nose and pat his ball.

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Speaker 2: That what it is? Is he just that fucking lit

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or is he just that i'd cost? Is he that?

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Does he need the other kind of rehab? You know?

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Speaker 1: Like I I would, honest to God, at this point,

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I'd almost prefer that this was some sort of issue

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that he had to overcome like that, Yeah, then he

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just is this fucking untalented and this overutilized and continues

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to be for a decade. Like I'd almost like, like

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I said, I almost wish like it was like, oh, man,

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that guy played so bad in the playoffs. It's like,

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oh he had a fucking uh broken tibia or something,

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and you're like, oh shit, all right, well that makes sense.

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Like I'd almost hope if we found out like Jay

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Husso had some sort of like actual personal issue to

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explain why this is all so bad.

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Speaker 2: You know. It's also different though, too, when you go

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back to the usos, right, they were really hyper focused

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on their promos. I mean, they would absolutely talk and

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there was some fun moments that they had on the mic,

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but the reality was is they were more about proving

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themselves in the ring, and they worked together and they

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were comfortable together. I think ever since they split Jimmy

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and Jay up, even though they're back together now wink wink, nod, nod,

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they've lost that chemistry and I think that safety net

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that Jimmy and Jay had together and more so Jay

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than Jimmy, but that safety net is gone and even

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though they're together and he's supposed to be in the

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same spot that he was before. I think there's an

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added pressure on him that he's just can't. He just

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falls apart. He's tissue paid.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, maybe he's burnt the fuck out too, which oh,

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this is a whole yeah, this is a whole other

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point of conversation that I think that you know, we

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can rag on these guys till the end of time,

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but we're both old enough where we've had jobs for

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a really long fucking time, and then you just get

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to this point where they're, like Jesus says, again, you know,

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like you want to move. Like maybe for some of

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these dudes in wrestling whomever it might be.

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Speaker 2: Some of the men, some of the women, I think

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it's the other way around. I don't think it's about

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this again. I think with jay Uso he wants this again.

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I think Jay Russo everything is moving too fast. He's

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got new faces, new feuds. I think he misses the

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days of fighting against Biggie and the new day. I

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think I think it's almost like I was comfortable then,

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I was doing well for myself. Then people enjoyed me,

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they enjoyed my matches and now I'm put under the

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single the singular spotlight. And when you do shit like

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put him on commentary, that's one hundred percent Jay Usso

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there's no Jimmy to protect him. Jimmy's busy in the

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fucking ring. Like it's just it's this, it's this thing

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where he's not in a comfort zone. Even Corey Graves

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can't be comfortable for him, like Michael Cole. Michael Cole

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has been there forever. He's been there since the nineties.

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But I mean, I just I don't know. I think

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Jay the world is passing them by real fast. I

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think that that's what it feels like to me when

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I watch him. I watch a guy drowning, I don't

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see a guy and I'm sure there's substance abuse. You're right,

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you pointed it out. We go back and we can

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laugh at the horrendous Hall of Fame shit like the

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carpet that he had with Rosenberg and caffe which was

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just awful, and he just literally.

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Speaker 1: He shows up with everything short of a lamp shade

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on his head.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Like he has those moments for sure. But

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then I start wondering does he drink because he's a

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drunk or does he drink because he has that bad

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of nerves? Is he he's just unhappy? Like that's what

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I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I just keep going back to that,

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but it reminds me of like and I feel like

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I've mentioned this before, but like I'm not a big

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I'm not a big billy Joel guy, but I do

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love the song Piano Man, And I think the what

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I take away from that song is, you know you've

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heard piano Man, I'm sure a hundred times in your

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life right where you know, he's like sing me the

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song and he's talking about all the people in the

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bar and everybody you know sad and they're depressed and

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they missed their life and blah blah blah. But like,

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to me, my interpretation of that is the piano man

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is also himself depressed because the only thing he knows

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how to do is to sit there behind the piano

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and play the song and collect his money and look

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at these depressed motherfuckers all day. How is that not

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also a possibility? And people just don't think this because

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marks right, wrestling fans, these are the happy. These wrestlers

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are the happiest people on the fucking planet. They travel

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and they are millionaires and they're entertainment whatever. How do

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we know Jimmy Usso is not the fucking piano man

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or excuse me, Jay Uso where he's just looking out

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and he's going, fucking this, I'm playing the same song.

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I'm coming out. I'm going yo, ho me dog, I'm

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in your city. G wave your hands in the air

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like you just don't care. And meanwhile he's like a

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man rounding forty and green feather shorts.

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Speaker 2: Right, wife, no kids that we know of, you know

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what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he's he's dating some girl who's like twenty

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six because he's trying to feel young again and.

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Speaker 2: Probably there's no road for him, obviously with the entire

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rest of the family, aren't they pretty.

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Speaker 1: Much he does have a kid, Yeah he does. He

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does have Okay, Yeah, but either way, like, yeah, this

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is what he's doing with his wife. We never hear

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about maybe he's this kid. Maybe we just didn't know

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this whole time.

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Speaker 3: He is his own child. Ah, it's his inner child. Yes,

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and that's the hardest one to fight of all. G.

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I just I just don't know what it is. I

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still think it's uh, the world is passing by a

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little fast, that's all it is.

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Speaker 2: And I just I see him as kind of kind

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of falling by the wayside. If jay Uso came forward

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in the next year or within the next year he said,

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I gotta go, I just gotta go. I gotta take

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a fucking break, I gotta leave for a year or whatever,

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write me off TV, I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know,

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and I just don't know what else you can do

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with him. He seems uncomfortable in every situation. He's not

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helping the bloodline, he's not even helping himself. Like for

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all the goodwill that jay Usso had, even going so

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recently as a silly fucking roll, rewind it back, like

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it's just it's going, it's gone. What's left the best

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jay Uso is that Uso from fucking years ago?

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, very very long ago. Well that's it. And

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it's like, I guess, in its own sort of way,

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you could skip ahead even last promo of the Night,

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which we don't have to do that, but like just

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the fact of SETH was like fourteen years ago, and

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I'm like fourteen fucking years ago.

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Speaker 2: You should have your own Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 1: Wingman, all suck is dick, dude. They all have to viciously,

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disgustingly they have to fucking spin on it like they

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everyone does it in a way that it's like, well,

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you know, you're supposed to put over your opponent, you're

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not supposed to to fucking lick it clean.

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Speaker 2: My god, it's because they don't know how many fans

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know that. It's because the fans and attendance, they're just

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automatically assuming that they just started watching the show, and

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that's where we're at. Yes, it's it's partially they like

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their knob slobs, But on the other side of it too,

470
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,160
it's we don't know how long these people have been here.

471
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,960
Maybe they don't realize that we have a history going

472
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,119
back fourteen years. They might have just showed up brand

473
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:44,240
new YouTube kids. Who knows. I wonder, I wondered the

474
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:47,480
longevity of fans. I wish there was some way, some

475
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,359
kind of metric that could be measured of the actual

476
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:55,559
average wrestling fans that pay attention to WWE, that pay

477
00:25:55,559 --> 00:26:00,279
attention to aw and just watch wrestling in general. But

478
00:26:00,319 --> 00:26:01,839
there's no way to actually measure that.

479
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: Well, here's here's the funny thing. And I feel like

480
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:08,920
I'm I'm just speaking in generalities, of course. But if

481
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,119
you're a twenty year old wrestling fan watching this and

482
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,480
someone goes, or you know, Seth in this instance, goes,

483
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,319
you know, we've been fighting for fourteen years, that twenty

484
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,400
year old's gonna go, you guys have been fighting since

485
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,480
I was six. Yeah, to them, that's more. That's more

486
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:27,279
than half of their life. Obviously for those who may

487
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:32,240
struggle with math, but you know, like whatever, if you're thirty, mish,

488
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:38,119
if you're thirty years old, that means you're watching this

489
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,880
as a fan and we've been fighting for fourteen year

490
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,720
damn near half your life.

491
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: But even funnier than that, as you're also watching that,

492
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:51,240
going wow, this is the guy who speaks for my generation. Okay,

493
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,559
Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are the voice of my generation.

494
00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Jesus Rice, I would in a trade package

495
00:27:03,559 --> 00:27:07,240
put together Harley Cameron and Leo Rush and trade them

496
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:12,200
for Seth Rollins tomorrow if I could. And somebody's hearing

497
00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:14,319
that and going, that's the craziest fucking thing.

498
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 2: I've ever heard of.

499
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: That's crazy. No, it's crazy now, but I'm not. I'm not.

500
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

501
00:27:22,319 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: Well, this is why, right, And this is where, once again,

502
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,160
I guess it goes back to like where an aw

503
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,279
fan will hear it and go, well, why would you

504
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,559
why would you say these two should go to WWE

505
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,359
and sait A w because they're entertainers there, they're fun, entertaining,

506
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:41,279
that's their whole basis, right, you guys at the Wrestle

507
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,279
Wrestley Wressels show. Right, according to you guys, you want

508
00:27:44,319 --> 00:27:48,880
the the grapple fuckers. Take Seth, Please take them. I'm

509
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:52,519
begging you. Take Seth Rollins. Just have him and he

510
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:55,319
can go over there and have his dream matches with

511
00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:58,200
Kyle Fletcher and all this shit. We'll take the people

512
00:27:58,279 --> 00:28:01,680
that can actually like, be funny on the stupid show.

513
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:02,920
It was a show.

514
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the cage that edge fell off of.

515
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: It's ma turn. See, I just I've got I've fully

516
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:19,680
gotten to that point with them where I'm just looking

517
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,759
at it's still still with the people that go you're unwarned,

518
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,759
Height Dust not liking Chuck Bowing, it's so ridiculous and

519
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:31,640
blah blah blah, I'm like, so, let me see, you

520
00:28:31,839 --> 00:28:34,440
can't get mad at us for saying that he's Triple

521
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:39,079
H's Gundam who gets over pushed, over featured, and overloved.

522
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:43,599
But on this show last night, they had a segment

523
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:48,240
where they completely disregarded the King of the Ring, completely

524
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:51,559
disregarded it. And then Seth comes out and looks at him,

525
00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:56,279
goes Dino match please, and Roman goes OK, and now

526
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:59,680
you have that's your main event of Seimerslam. Yep, but

527
00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:03,319
that but no, but I'm ridiculous. We're ridiculous dude for

528
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,720
saying that he's over featured, overpush, giving way too much

529
00:29:08,359 --> 00:29:11,240
and treated like he's the fucking king Chip.

530
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 2: But the problem is is this eban flow is based

531
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:19,279
on what WWE fans want. Those WWE Club members that

532
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,079
got their name on the side of the apron, those

533
00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:24,440
are the people that they're paying attention to. Those are

534
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,720
the ones that Triple H's is talking to when he

535
00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:30,440
says the rest of these fans are a bunch of assholes.

536
00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:32,799
The rest of the fans are pieces of shit. But

537
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:38,759
not you, not you WWE Club, WWE members, You're the best.

538
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:42,079
Speaker 1: If that was you know what, if I found out

539
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,079
and if it came to pass the next year or

540
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,480
whatever that most of the storylines were voted by people

541
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:51,559
that joined the premium pay club. To just make this happen,

542
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,440
I'd be like, all right, all right, I wouldn't even

543
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,519
be remotely surprised.

544
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,799
Speaker 2: I'd just go all right, sure, well, I mean, it's

545
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,359
a million times better than thinking that AI is coming

546
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,799
up with all this shit. I'd rather some incompetent asshole

547
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,640
with too much money be the one responsible for all

548
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,960
these bad ideas rather than somebody paying the premium of

549
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:14,920
nine to ninety nine for Google Gemini.

550
00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: You know, so here are my choices, I guess in

551
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,319
this in this environment, and it's almost like, what a

552
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,799
weird position to be in? All right? Would you rather

553
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
that every man with three hundred bucks to waste his

554
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,960
money on a year decide the wrestling show that you watch,

555
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:39,279
or some random nepo baby's fucking some guy's daughter cousin

556
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,160
non whoever, who gets a job in WWE writing this

557
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,400
dog shit, or like you said, sending it to Yeah,

558
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,759
wait a second, did you hear that she's going to

559
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:50,559
be a goth girl in wrestling?

560
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,759
Speaker 2: Oh man, We've never had one of those have we.

561
00:30:55,039 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: It's a pretty good idea. I don't know. Yeah, like

562
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,680
she's gonna weigh like leather and shit. Dude, that seems

563
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,880
a little too outlandish in twenty twenty six to wear

564
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,480
leather and and shit like that. Yeah, are she gonna

565
00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,480
get away with that? Can someone even think of such

566
00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:16,759
a thing like she's gonna wear like black eyeliner and stuff,

567
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:19,799
maybe come out to spooky music. That could be a

568
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,960
little crazy, man, I don't know if she get away

569
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,119
with that.

570
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: It was almost like she should have joined some kind

571
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,240
of a wrestling faction full of people that were like

572
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,480
dark and macabre. I mean, thank god that didn't happen.

573
00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:34,039
Speaker 1: Right, the oddities? Oh wait, no, I'm sorry.

574
00:31:36,079 --> 00:31:37,039
Speaker 2: She could be Kurrigan.

575
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: What No, it's it's too Yeah, she's not handsome enough

576
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:49,359
to be Jesus Christ. Oh god, yeah, no, it's it's

577
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:54,000
really just amusingly fucking shitty the way that this is

578
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:57,599
written and yes, having oh but just say nah. I

579
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,359
can go to the title whenever I feel like, yeah,

580
00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:05,920
this is not written by someone who understands wrestling at all.

581
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,559
Speaker 2: And the fact that they gave Rock Lesner the entire

582
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,720
baby face push in that exchange was hilarious to me.

583
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,680
Brock Lesner coming out there and said, oh, it's nice,

584
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,640
you know, congratulations And he's trying to be humble because

585
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,799
he's Brock, but he's charismatic to the audience. He makes

586
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,880
them laugh. He calls out Oba for talking shit when

587
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,640
he's not there, talking when I wasn't here. It's like

588
00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:34,960
and he even opened up by saying, congratulations on being

589
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,720
King of the Ring. I know how hard it was.

590
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,039
I don't know if you knew, but I was also

591
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,720
King of the Ring.

592
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,319
Speaker 4: Like this is all babyface promo in every way, and

593
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,559
I'm just like, what are they doing? And then brock

594
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,799
Lesner seals the kiss with a kick to the nuts.

595
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,799
Speaker 2: He's like, you know what they say?

596
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 4: Oba?

597
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:58,039
Speaker 2: And Alba's like, what's that? Talk shit? Get hit and

598
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,839
he kicks him in the nuts and I was.

599
00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:03,279
Speaker 1: Like, he does the funniest, coolest ship. I'm like, why.

600
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: Do you notice deprecating He's like yeah, and I shouldn't

601
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:11,160
have this. That's why I have a Paul Hayman because

602
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,160
I'm no good on the mic.

603
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm like, why is this sad? I'm like, hey,

604
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:27,519
you know the Snevey conky whiny you know, nasty businessman

605
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:30,920
that you have standing next to you. Maybe he should

606
00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:35,599
do the talking in this situation instead of the cool,

607
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:37,880
badass giant guy.

608
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: And street fighters. Right the part where he says, I

609
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:40,960
don't watch.

610
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: The show We're like, which he's being honest.

611
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,559
Speaker 2: Hate this guy.

612
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: This is the problem though. Man, It's like once again,

613
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:04,079
it's all being put together and written and whatever, constructed

614
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,639
by people who don't even know the basics of wrestling.

615
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: Oh no, I think Rock totally shot.

616
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:12,679
Speaker 1: He doesn't.

617
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:14,079
Speaker 2: He just doesn't give up.

618
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,119
Speaker 1: They told him to just they told him just go

619
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:21,239
out there and say something. All right, They talked what

620
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:27,320
you want. Brock's probably sitting there going you know, they're

621
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,840
paying me like three hundred thousand dollars to be here.

622
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,840
Shouldn't somebody give me some instructions and they're like a.

623
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 2: Trust you know what to do?

624
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: Ah right? How is this any different? Like once again,

625
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,920
how is this any different than how I'm sure Tony

626
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,079
Khan books a show because go ahead, do whatever.

627
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:48,079
Speaker 2: Rock for as much as people give him ship, it's

628
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:51,079
way more charismatic than ninety of the people in.

629
00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:53,159
Speaker 1: An ages and hang man at him, Paige, you check

630
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,559
your tones I know it's difficult.

631
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 2: But.

632
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: Then I'm depressed and I'm a cowboy and I'm gonna

633
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:02,960
kill myself, but I have a family and I go cry.

634
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:04,840
And then black Lessner comes out and he's like, look

635
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,599
at this fucking buss, shut up, hunch me ter leave,

636
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:14,559
like that's this is the This is really rotten television, though, dude, Like,

637
00:35:15,039 --> 00:35:17,760
like you said, though, if you're watching it, just laughing,

638
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,800
hands up on the rolls.

639
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 2: Could you're not laugh at me? So? And this was

640
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,400
what opened the show, Joe, How could you not laugh

641
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,119
at how silly this was? And then he kicks him

642
00:35:28,119 --> 00:35:29,679
in the dick, right, He kicks him in the dick,

643
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:32,559
and he goes up the ramp and he's fucking laughing

644
00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:35,239
with Paul. They're both laughing to each other, and then

645
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,000
Oba grabs the microphone and goes over to the end

646
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:41,360
and he's like, you said, I only call you a

647
00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:44,480
bitch when you're not around. Well you're still here and

648
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,800
I still think you're a bitch. And the crowd gives

649
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,239
like a polite golf clap at the ask. Yeah, They're like,

650
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,320
that's good, that is true.

651
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: He just did that.

652
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 2: And Hayman is still Haman and fucking Bronc are still

653
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,000
cracking up.

654
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: They're just they're laughing, laughing.

655
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 2: Oh, totally the whole fucking time.

656
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:07,519
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It is pure, pure rot at this point.

657
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,960
And the idea that like after the fact, still once

658
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,119
again him having the thing with Adam Pearson. He's like,

659
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,320
I do not need the title shot. I can have

660
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:22,760
it whenever I want. That's side putting that in perspective

661
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,760
of any anything, anything else. This is taking any sport,

662
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,280
whatever it might be. Hey, you've made it to the

663
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,280
World Series. I don't need to play the World Series.

664
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,639
I don't want to be in it. Hey, the World

665
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,840
Cup Finals.

666
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 2: World Series, because the World Series is a team. This

667
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,039
is like getting invited to the All Star Game and going,

668
00:36:46,159 --> 00:36:47,880
you know what, somebody else deserves it?

669
00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:50,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I'm all right. I'm oh.

670
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: You mean complete exposure, a fucking week of vacation in

671
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,559
Hawaii and a ship ton of money. I don't want that,

672
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,280
right that.

673
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: Allan Brunston, Do you won the MVP of the NBA Finals? Na,

674
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,719
I'm good, Yeah, I give us someone else now. I

675
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,199
don't need it. That's okay, So I get that next time.

676
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,599
I'll get it next time. I'll get it next time.

677
00:37:11,639 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 2: Honestly, that makes him more of a heal than a

678
00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:17,559
face to me in a lot of ways. So you're

679
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:20,199
not gonna take the accolades and you just beat everybody's

680
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,400
ass just so nobody could have it a bit.

681
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: I know, in a way, I think he should have said.

682
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:33,400
He should have been like, I will put this crown up,

683
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,880
I will fight the fucking champion next week or whatever,

684
00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:40,679
and then you have him fight Sammy or have him

685
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,280
fight Roman and then have Brock fuck it up again

686
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,519
or something. Right Like, It's just like, why would he

687
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,880
just say, nah, I'm good, I don't need that tie,

688
00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:51,280
I don't need that title match. That's that's that shit's

689
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,119
fucking whatever.

690
00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:54,679
Speaker 2: Do Maybe maybe we find out maybe next week or

691
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,320
maybe this Friday, that him and Sammy are really really

692
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,880
close and he doesn't want to fight Roman.

693
00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:05,599
Speaker 1: So ye, Sammy's like, thanks for that one, noble, I

694
00:38:05,639 --> 00:38:10,480
appreciate it. Aba was like, I really like Ska too.

695
00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:13,840
We could go listen to SKA music together all.

696
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 2: What does want to be the guy to take down

697
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,400
the first Muslim in w WE history?

698
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:26,039
Speaker 1: You know, I know, right he's sitting there, He's like,

699
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:32,800
thanks a BB and ABIs like yes, yes, yes, I know,

700
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,000
I kind of honest to fucking God, though, like what

701
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,480
just what does one do with putting that out to

702
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:43,920
a wrestling audience and then just like moving past it.

703
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,119
Speaker 2: It tells us what we've known for a while, that

704
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,119
the titles are fucking meaningless.

705
00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:51,199
Speaker 1: I mean fucking anything meaningless.

706
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:55,599
Speaker 2: Even the tournament titles are fucking meaningless. We've known this

707
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,519
since well we've known it for a long time, but

708
00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:00,760
even in Saudi Arabia, it's like it's all Josh jewelry

709
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:06,239
at this point. It's just fucking jewelry, I know, and.

710
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,199
Speaker 1: It's it really. It really makes it even worse when

711
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:16,000
you take into account that we've now just designated that

712
00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:18,920
this is Roman reigns his company and his belt and

713
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,039
his title, and then we have a guy who you're

714
00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:24,280
supposed to be like this is gonna be the dude

715
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,079
that that beats him, Like he's he's clearly meant to

716
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,840
be set up as the air parent say, cop is

717
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,800
a fucking flop that ain't that ain't working at least

718
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,079
for now, but it's sure starting to look like they've

719
00:39:36,119 --> 00:39:39,719
already soured on him. So Oba is definitely the air

720
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,280
of parents at the moment, and they just set this

721
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,280
whole tournament up and had him win it, and YadA YadA,

722
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:50,679
and then just go no, never mind, Yeah, I'm good.

723
00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:54,079
I'm good. And at least, like we've mentioned.

724
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: In Middle Life, would you be would you be more impressed?

725
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:02,760
Are less impressed? If the only reason that they made

726
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,519
Oba King of the Ring was because it drew in

727
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:13,079
more viewers if they specifically knew Let's pretend that A

728
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:18,199
or sorry, WWE doesn't book from week to week. Let's

729
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,920
pretend that they know at least a month out and

730
00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:24,480
they knew that on Monday Night Raw last night that

731
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,840
Oba was going to throw away his King of the

732
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,880
Ring title shot. And they still did that anyways at

733
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,840
King of the Ring to have Oba win, just because

734
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,800
they knew that the fan turnout and the fan I guess,

735
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,480
the fandom itself would explode for that moment.

736
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,639
Speaker 1: Yes, they are happier and it's gonna look good on

737
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,840
ESPN and YadA YadA or whatever. But then I guess,

738
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,760
once again, book it in a different way, book it differently,

739
00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:57,440
I mean, even to the extent of and it just

740
00:40:57,559 --> 00:41:03,400
seems so like out left field, right, but even set

741
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,559
it up to where put the title on brock for

742
00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:10,320
thirty seconds? Again who cares? Who cares? But here we

743
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:15,320
are still, like you said, we're arguing over fucking ring pops.

744
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:18,519
They don't perceive any of the titles as valuable at all. Right,

745
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,880
And you almost sound foolish now as a person going, well,

746
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:28,639
the titles are supposed to mean something, Oh, okay, you mark,

747
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,519
you child, you silly fucking baby. And it's like, well, then,

748
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,280
why what are we doing any of this for at all?

749
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,519
Speaker 2: You know, like, what what is the algorithm for the

750
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:44,480
algorithm for the others, for the social media, for the kudos, Yeah,

751
00:41:44,559 --> 00:41:47,199
for the algorithm they do it for whoever sells the

752
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,679
most merch. I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be surprised,

753
00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:53,000
as much as we joke about AI running the show

754
00:41:53,159 --> 00:41:56,920
and being creative, if that AI isn't directly influenced and

755
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,440
solely influenced by the numbers, by the finances that that

756
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:05,559
WWE pulls in based on the character that they're fucking

757
00:42:05,679 --> 00:42:08,039
developing a story for, do you know what I mean?

758
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:11,360
Instead of thinking that WWE is putting in like sugar

759
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,440
and spice and chemical X kind of bullshit trying to

760
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,719
come up with a storyline for that's rollins and Roman reins.

761
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,480
What if it's something simpler than that. What if it's

762
00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:24,639
something as simple as Nick Kahn going, hey, such and

763
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,880
such as selling T shirts? Oh hey, EO Sky is popular.

764
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,320
There's more people talking about EO Sky than anybody else.

765
00:42:32,159 --> 00:42:34,599
Speaker 1: What if that's the reason that just putting in like

766
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:38,960
Google spreadsheets numbers on them get us from point A

767
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:43,800
to point B. You know, right, a wrestling show based

768
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,639
off of these T shirt sales. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't

769
00:42:47,639 --> 00:42:49,440
be surprised at this point.

770
00:42:49,559 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 2: Well, we go to the next thing, which was ray

771
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,559
Masterial and Ethan Page. Simple match, real, real, simple, Mike.

772
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,880
I mean at this point, who can't have a d

773
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,119
match with ray Masterio. It was fine. Yeah, Ethan Page

774
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,079
was playing it safe. Ray Masterio's playing it safe. Lord

775
00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:09,119
knows he's full of injuries. Yeah, it was fine for

776
00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:11,559
what it was. And then we go to the Joe

777
00:43:11,679 --> 00:43:15,519
Hendry Live in concert performance when he brings out the profits,

778
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,719
the street profits. Uh, what's wrong with Dawkins? Why? Why

779
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,519
does Montese Ford look like a champion? Comes out there

780
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,800
jazzed up, and Dawkins looks like he's he's showing up

781
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,480
to some state mandated affair.

782
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: He's a guy. He's just such a guy, like a

783
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,960
regular guy. That's the problem is.

784
00:43:38,079 --> 00:43:40,039
Speaker 2: I mean, he even dresses like a regular guy. He's

785
00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:45,360
wearing like dirty shoes and like best buy khakis and

786
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:50,400
in granddad's old pleathered fucking throw on. It's I don't

787
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,639
understand it. Like montes Ford is coming out there, he's

788
00:43:53,679 --> 00:43:57,079
like you like my goal, Like he looks good. Montes

789
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,239
Ford coming out there looking like a star.

790
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 1: And makes him look even more ridiculous, you know, but

791
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,800
at least play a long Holy shit, Fine, you don't

792
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,440
want to talk, you don't want to grab the microphone,

793
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:09,960
you don't want to.

794
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 2: Fine, totally fine's tag team, We get it. But at

795
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,920
least look like you. You're in the same tag team.

796
00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: Right, and Dawkins, for all intents and purposes, in any

797
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,519
other place in life, like the way that we make fun,

798
00:44:25,639 --> 00:44:29,119
like we might be like the Rock's daughter is homely,

799
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,760
fucking weird looking whatever the fuck Right, in every other

800
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,960
walk of life, Dawkins is an average looking regular dude

801
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,079
that if you were like, hey man, this seems like

802
00:44:40,159 --> 00:44:43,400
a really nice, charismatic guy with his shit together. He's

803
00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:46,960
very likable, but almost like when you put him next

804
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:51,960
to Montz, it makes him look worse. It's like when

805
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,239
you get invited somewhere and you're like, you're not told

806
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,519
to dress code. And I'm not even talking about just

807
00:44:57,639 --> 00:45:01,039
the clothing in general, but like this is it's just

808
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,960
oh yeah, everybody, Yeah, it's just kind of like casual,

809
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:05,800
you know, and you're like, Okay, you show up in

810
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,199
like a fucking polo shirt and everybody's got on a

811
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,679
nice button up in a sweater and dressed slacks, and

812
00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:12,719
you're like, Jesus.

813
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 2: Boy, oh, I don't know you're supposed to wear this

814
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,440
to a wedding.

815
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Oh no, No, it's like a real casual

816
00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:23,360
thing at the beach. And you know, I go, oh, this,

817
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,639
it's like a nice casual beach wedding and you show

818
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,199
up with like a khaki's tucked in with a fucking

819
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,519
Hawaiian and everybody there's in like a tuxedo. Like you

820
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:34,400
fucking asked, you assholes, why did you do this to me?

821
00:45:34,599 --> 00:45:37,079
Speaker 2: Yeah? Killing a casual wedding on the beach just means

822
00:45:37,159 --> 00:45:39,800
no shoes, suit and tie so required.

823
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: I've never worn a tuxedo with no shoes on the beach,

824
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,079
but I would give it a try.

825
00:45:46,199 --> 00:45:48,639
Speaker 2: Sounds fun, yeah, but that's it.

826
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: It's like Montage just looks so much more now, ready

827
00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:56,639
for everything.

828
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,599
Speaker 2: Now, let's let's talk about the Joe Hendry tiet right.

829
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:06,440
Oh yeah, Joe Joe Hendry is fun, but this shtick

830
00:46:06,599 --> 00:46:13,400
has gotten thin, so thin, And I feel so bad

831
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,280
because I was laughing at jo Hendri, not with Joe Hendri.

832
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,920
I was laughing at Joe here trying to make this work.

833
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,159
And the entire time that Montez and Dawkins are out there,

834
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:26,440
he's not saying much right, Like there's a point where

835
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,199
he starts talking, but he's sitting there with his guitar

836
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:33,559
in his hand, rocking back and forth like he's in

837
00:46:34,119 --> 00:46:37,159
one flew over the Cuckoo's nest. He's just sitting there

838
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,079
with his oversized guitar, not playing it. I mean he

839
00:46:40,159 --> 00:46:42,880
does at the end, right, but for this whole time,

840
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,119
he's just sitting there rocking with his guitar. It's just

841
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,480
it's the saddest fucking thing, tiny little white dude out

842
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,000
there interviewing these big fucking tag team guys.

843
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:56,079
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting here with my guitar trying to stay relevant.

844
00:46:56,599 --> 00:46:58,760
Don't forget me AI, like, just.

845
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:05,519
Speaker 1: Please computer, help me help computer. Computer Tar shows no mercy,

846
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,719
Computer Tar shows no sympathy. Yeah, no, it's it's really

847
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,599
tough because Henry. I feel like they could be doing

848
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,519
a lot more with him, to build a character around him,

849
00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:21,800
with the songs in the playing and it was like

850
00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,639
it was great with Logan Paul because Logan Paul was

851
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,480
one of the very few people that they had that

852
00:47:26,559 --> 00:47:29,440
everyone decided as a piece of shit. Right, once again,

853
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:34,679
there are no real heels when everyone is to choose

854
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,320
your own adventure wrestler, and your gimmick is I'm a

855
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,840
heel that makes fun of people with the with the songs,

856
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,199
who's he gonna make fun of? There's no one to

857
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,639
make fun of. I mean, I will say they gave

858
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:52,559
him great fodder. They had Austin Theory as his bitch, Like, geez, man,

859
00:47:52,599 --> 00:47:55,239
if you can't take a fucking w over Austin Theory

860
00:47:55,320 --> 00:48:01,519
at this point, Oh what what is going on with

861
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,239
him to where like, is he just such an acquired

862
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,920
taste as a human being that they either absolutely love

863
00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:11,880
him or they want to shoot him out of the cannon.

864
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,840
That's those the only two speeds Austin theory has. Mega

865
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,519
push giant push set him on fire.

866
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:23,039
Speaker 2: I was one of those guys absolutely liked, enjoyed, thoroughly

867
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:25,760
enjoyed Austin theory at one point of his career, before

868
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,559
before Vince took that final hiatus, I thought there was

869
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:32,639
something to Austin theory that was deeper than what they

870
00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:36,000
were giving us. I saw something. I saw something that

871
00:48:36,119 --> 00:48:39,920
was impressive. That that was a very long time ago.

872
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:44,199
Speaker 1: Gen Z influencer, pretty boy guy who had he had

873
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,079
a Logan Paul at that time when Vince was around,

874
00:48:47,639 --> 00:48:49,880
probably could have fucking rocking him up.

875
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,599
Speaker 2: Honestly, he probably Logan Paul. The Logan Paul connection was

876
00:48:54,639 --> 00:48:57,039
a good idea, but that's all it was. It was

877
00:48:57,079 --> 00:49:00,719
a good idea and never really took off. Logan Paul

878
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,960
is on his own plateau. Whenever he shows up, he

879
00:49:04,079 --> 00:49:07,360
brings his own fucking heat with him. Austin Theory couldn't

880
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,920
siphon any of that, just couldn't know. And who did

881
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,440
he afford? Grayson Waller. Yeah, that was a real stunning

882
00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:16,199
fucking choice by the AI too.

883
00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: Rayson Waller is another one. He's on that list of

884
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:24,679
like what what does he have on whomever?

885
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,639
Speaker 2: I remember people just grazing the shit out of that

886
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,159
dude talking about how Grayson Waller was the best. I've

887
00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:34,159
never seen shit about Grayson Waller. I don't know why.

888
00:49:35,199 --> 00:49:37,440
I don't get it. I mean, even the New Day

889
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:42,159
stuff like just Grayson Waller had moments like little shimmers,

890
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:44,880
but nothing. I'd say, all, this guy's gonna be great.

891
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,599
Speaker 1: The second I saw him come out in the boxing

892
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,960
shorts with the with the boys, regular fade haircut, doing

893
00:49:53,039 --> 00:49:57,559
the miz kind of arrogant, oh fucking smarter than you,

894
00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:01,639
I'm like, this is not gonna work. It is too generic,

895
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,639
and that, unto itself, is like we've now hit capacity

896
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:13,760
on these incredibly generic, plain looking guys like these tall

897
00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:18,119
rockstar Spud that's what he is to me, except Spud

898
00:50:18,199 --> 00:50:22,079
has more personal and a fucking gorgeous wife, a whole life.

899
00:50:22,599 --> 00:50:24,559
You could have done well to this day. You could

900
00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:27,119
have done something with Spot as a manager. You couldn't.

901
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 2: Well. They tried. They gave him fucking Ackham razor and

902
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,320
had him piss himself.

903
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: So wow, that's tough, that's awesome. You gave Honestly, God

904
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,960
if you gave someone like spot Austin Theory and Logan

905
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:46,079
Paul when he was healthy, that probably would have worked.

906
00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:49,440
But I mean now at this point, it's like, you know,

907
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,920
wouldn't it be nice if they reopened the fucking service merchandise.

908
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,079
It's like, this is shit's been over for years? What

909
00:50:55,199 --> 00:50:57,599
are we doing actually bring that up? And I would

910
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,880
like the service merchandise. I'm sorry, Joe, I have to

911
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,480
You're good. I would love a ponderosa salad bar. But

912
00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:06,559
it ain't coming back right.

913
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:12,039
Speaker 2: The fronters in the Circuit Cities ass service the state

914
00:51:12,079 --> 00:51:12,480
of the art.

915
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine going forward what they're gonna do with

916
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,519
half of the fucking people that are on this show,

917
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,639
because the writing for them is so poor. And then,

918
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,760
like you said, with even the guy like Austin Theory,

919
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,360
like it was just like, I guess we just wrote

920
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,360
him off and one night, is that what it is?

921
00:51:31,519 --> 00:51:32,239
He's just gone.

922
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: Now Joe Joe Henry's Joe Henry is going to be

923
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,039
going that direction too. I wouldn't be surprised if Joe

924
00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:42,199
Hendry and Austin Theory have their match at Summer Slam,

925
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,519
or maybe right before Summer slam or a dark man

926
00:51:44,599 --> 00:51:47,199
who knows what, and that's in Boston theory.

927
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,599
Speaker 1: And the funny thing is is like with Joe Hendry,

928
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,679
the big success is that he had like in TNA

929
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,960
were when he was shitting on guys like fucking flop

930
00:51:59,159 --> 00:52:02,360
dollars as you look at him and you go, there's

931
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,559
a heel, there's a lot of meat on that bone.

932
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,079
There's somebody to really work with and shot on and

933
00:52:07,159 --> 00:52:10,199
make fun of. And once again, when we have this

934
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,320
show where it's just everyone's cool and we've cheer for

935
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,920
everyone basically for no reason, no matter what, because we

936
00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:20,000
just can't wait for their song to play, then you

937
00:52:20,159 --> 00:52:23,159
don't have a gimmick that's sustainable on a show like this.

938
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,440
Who is he gonna shit on? Nobody gets booed, Everyone

939
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:33,599
gets cheered by some segment of the audience to some degree.

940
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,920
Maybe he could could he like what JD McDonough or

941
00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:40,960
fucking but even he doesn't really get. But the judgment

942
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,960
day he doesn't even really get booed anymore. I don't

943
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:47,360
know what you do with a gimmick where the character

944
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:50,840
and the whole idea of him is he exploits the

945
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,840
weaknesses of the heel by making a joke out of

946
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,760
them and laughing at them and making fun of them.

947
00:52:56,199 --> 00:53:01,440
When you have a show where there's no heels, there's

948
00:53:01,519 --> 00:53:06,719
no heels, so maybe move them to SmackDown. At this point,

949
00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:09,559
are there heels on SmackDown? Someone will have to tell me.

950
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,880
Do they believe in heels on Friday nights?

951
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 2: Or is that.

952
00:53:14,079 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: I mean quated social construct bro, I don't know.

953
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:22,079
Speaker 2: The war Raiders challenging Damian Priest and the like, you know,

954
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:31,760
so yeah, oh.

955
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:33,119
Speaker 1: God, yeah, gut, you know what?

956
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 2: And I guess we can get to that. Thank you, Sean.

957
00:53:35,519 --> 00:53:38,840
He's like, Gunther is still a heel really because I

958
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,320
loved loved the gun through Nichols exchanged by the way,

959
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,719
Nicholas has suspended everybody for putting his hands on Gunther,

960
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,880
never mind the fact that even though was like right

961
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,840
in his right shoved him or whatever first gun there

962
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,880
gets no repercussions. But Nichols gets fucked.

963
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,679
Speaker 1: But I get sent They both got sent home.

964
00:54:00,119 --> 00:54:02,599
Speaker 2: Like all right, I'm actually interested. I would like to

965
00:54:02,639 --> 00:54:06,199
see nick all this come out of retirement and fight

966
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,039
fucking Gunther.

967
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:13,039
Speaker 1: Why not? But the problem is is that nick All

968
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:17,239
this hasn't established himself, even to the degree of like Pierce,

969
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,920
where the multiple times that Da've teased the idea of

970
00:54:21,039 --> 00:54:23,719
some guy getting a fight out of Piers, Pierce has

971
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,639
at least developed himself as like a personality in person

972
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,719
on the show that's involved and interacts with it.

973
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 2: But maybe this is what nick All this needs. Maybe

974
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,480
nick All this needs a match in order to highlight

975
00:54:36,599 --> 00:54:39,280
his position as an authority figure. Maybe you do it

976
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,920
a little backwards with somebody like nick All this, right,

977
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,239
Maybe this is the moment where he gets in the

978
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,800
ring with Gunther and maybe he loses. He should lose, right,

979
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,199
but he should lose on the terms of he took

980
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,880
it out of Gunther's ass, you know, and then all

981
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,840
of a sudden, as an authority figure, maybe he starts

982
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,559
developing some respect. Maybe wrestlers, now all this sudden after

983
00:55:00,679 --> 00:55:03,360
this match go up to fucking nick All, doesn't go

984
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,760
who wha whoa champ? Just you know, I'm okay, I

985
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,800
didn't mean to cross words with you, like we didn't.

986
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:14,519
Speaker 1: We didn't watch your matches against Cody on YouTube, so

987
00:55:14,639 --> 00:55:17,119
now we know you're a real wrestler, right right.

988
00:55:17,159 --> 00:55:18,599
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but you got to do it for

989
00:55:18,639 --> 00:55:22,519
the WWE audience. Remember Joe, these people all just showed

990
00:55:22,599 --> 00:55:25,280
up last week and this is their first WWE show.

991
00:55:25,519 --> 00:55:29,400
They have no idea about Nick Alls wrestling in the NWA.

992
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,039
They have no idea.

993
00:55:31,159 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: I meant, I meant to click on West Wing on

994
00:55:33,599 --> 00:55:37,800
the Netflix, not WWE. What is this? And then they

995
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,599
need to get sucked into the atmosphere and the thrill

996
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,440
of the show. Well no, but like I guess I

997
00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:47,599
know what you're saying, because at this point we now

998
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,360
have one, two, three characters at least on the main

999
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:56,280
television shows where the idea of it is wink we

1000
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,400
swear they used to be a wrestler. Yes, as good

1001
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,519
as Adam Pearce is in this role, that's sort of

1002
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:05,880
the thing with Adam Pierce. Wink we swear he used

1003
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,239
to be a wrestler. And you and I know that

1004
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,159
the other fucking middle aged people watching the show know that,

1005
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,760
but to everyone else, so like, he used to be

1006
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,000
a wrestler. Cory Graves wink we swear he used to

1007
00:56:20,039 --> 00:56:20,719
be a wrestler.

1008
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,599
Speaker 2: Okay, do you feel better about let me ask you this,

1009
00:56:24,679 --> 00:56:27,199
because now you bring up with something something kind of interesting.

1010
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,719
Do you feel better about the wink or do you

1011
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,159
wish we went back to the days of Jack Tanni?

1012
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:40,119
Speaker 1: Oh? Just completely total actors, right, yeah.

1013
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,039
Speaker 2: Don Cauntless you know before, Don, I'm like, I.

1014
00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 1: Accept the Pierce that situation more than all three of them,

1015
00:56:48,199 --> 00:56:50,519
because Pierce is exceptionally good in his.

1016
00:56:50,639 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 2: Roles, amazing lot. But he's also he's also a standout too, right, Like,

1017
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,679
So if we just go through WWE's list their accomplished

1018
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,800
lists of authority figures, Teddy Long, where does Teddy Long

1019
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,079
fit in the list? Obviously he's been involved in wrestling

1020
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,519
for years. You know he was a wrestler. He was

1021
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:13,400
also a referee. But do you classify him more as

1022
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,760
an authority figure or do you look at him as, Oh,

1023
00:57:16,159 --> 00:57:19,280
he's a wrestler turned authority figure. Oh he's a referee

1024
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,400
turned authority figure. Adam Pierce when you bring him up, Yes,

1025
00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:24,679
we know he was a wrestler.

1026
00:57:25,159 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 1: I think that you've never seen it. You've never they've

1027
00:57:28,119 --> 00:57:30,880
never shown it, right. That's the thing. Doesn't do it

1028
00:57:31,039 --> 00:57:34,639
right right, Corey Graves. At least, I guess if you

1029
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:42,519
digged deeply, like Austin theory, into the anals of NXT history,

1030
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,880
you could find half a dozen Corey Graves matches where

1031
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,239
he wore long, hideous green tights and looked really thin

1032
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,599
and weird. You could find those matches, and like we said,

1033
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:54,519
all this, if you have YouTube, you can find three

1034
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:57,239
hundred matches of his from TNA. I'm sure, but like

1035
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,519
we're at this point where you go, Okay, all of

1036
00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:04,480
these people, it's like it falls under that umbre. We swear,

1037
00:58:04,639 --> 00:58:10,599
we swear, they know they know we swear. They're wrestlers.

1038
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:15,159
They have this level of authority out of them. Honest

1039
00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:18,440
to fucking god, all this is the one that I'd

1040
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,360
be least interested in seeing get in the ring and

1041
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:28,360
do something. All this to me at this point, now

1042
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:32,079
I'm looking at it and I'm going he is British

1043
00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:37,519
accent La Knight. The best case scenario they could have

1044
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:41,639
gotten out of him was the heel who is a

1045
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,519
jacked British guy that got under people's skin.

1046
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 2: I don't think, no, I think I think there's something

1047
00:58:48,559 --> 00:58:51,199
more to all this. I think all this and Gunther

1048
00:58:51,519 --> 00:58:54,760
is a fun story to tell. And if anybody like

1049
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,920
you were saying earlier, where Adam Pierce has developed himself

1050
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:02,559
into an amazing personality, authority figure, nick Allda needs help.

1051
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:05,239
Nick All this needs a reason for people to treat

1052
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,400
him like an authority. He does. He kind of throws

1053
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,119
his weight around on the show. Now give people a

1054
00:59:11,199 --> 00:59:14,000
reason to respect that weight. And I think if he

1055
00:59:14,119 --> 00:59:16,719
has a match with Gunther and he loses, I still

1056
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,920
don't think you ever have nick Alda's win. That would

1057
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,039
be fucking weird. Although knowing the algorithm, who knows, maybe

1058
00:59:22,039 --> 00:59:24,960
they're going to sell nick All theo's shirts. But you

1059
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:27,679
have him lose, but you have him lose in such

1060
00:59:27,679 --> 00:59:32,199
a fantastic, grandiose kind of way that it makes other

1061
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,360
people respect him. And I think instead of having an

1062
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,719
authority figure that hey, let's let w W just tell

1063
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,239
you that they're an authority. Why because we made him

1064
00:59:41,239 --> 00:59:45,079
a authority. That's why nick ald just can prove that

1065
00:59:45,199 --> 00:59:48,639
he has an authority position based upon the laurels that

1066
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,840
he built up over the years.

1067
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: When's the next time they go to England when said

1068
00:59:54,119 --> 01:00:02,400
somebody's WrestleMania, they're gonna build it up? Yeah, well we're

1069
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,159
coming up with another one. Yeah, Because that's what my

1070
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,599
thought would be in this. You have him fight Gunter

1071
01:00:08,599 --> 01:00:12,039
on a show in England and you do just that story,

1072
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:16,159
you know, England's son and I came over here to

1073
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:20,519
fight in America and become a wrestling fucking star and YadA, YadA, YadA.

1074
01:00:20,559 --> 01:00:23,400
They could sell that, but this is also all actual

1075
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,360
wrestling stuff, so they won't do any of it. That's

1076
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,719
what we have to remember is at this point is

1077
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:33,119
where booking this or writing this or just chewing the

1078
01:00:33,199 --> 01:00:35,760
fat about what would happen on a wrestling show. And

1079
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,400
I don't think that this is bad anymore, just kind

1080
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,440
of doing ship, you know.

1081
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 2: It's it's a money based algorithm creatively. But yeah, let's

1082
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,239
get past this. So it was a fucking it was

1083
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,800
a whatever segment Austin there he got his ass kicked,

1084
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,800
and then we move on from there. And then Dominic

1085
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,519
at Forehead or fucking with Dan Housen's ship. They steal

1086
01:00:59,599 --> 01:01:03,239
Dan how since poster Dominic raises his leg and peees

1087
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,440
on his bed or whatever the funk was his coffin,

1088
01:01:06,159 --> 01:01:06,599
you know, and.

1089
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, or they stole my new jersey housing it's

1090
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,840
like all right, okay, and that's and then and then

1091
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,519
by the way, that leads to the match that happens

1092
01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:21,360
between Gable.

1093
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,079
Speaker 2: No Maxine isn't it Maxine Raquel next?

1094
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,639
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, yeah, Maxine and Raquel happens, which we can.

1095
01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:29,599
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that was I'm sorry. No, you're right,

1096
01:01:29,679 --> 01:01:32,360
you're right. Actually I'm a little thrown off. This is

1097
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,519
when EO Sky that was.

1098
01:01:33,559 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: The semi main event. I believe.

1099
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 2: That this is when this is when EO Sky shows up.

1100
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:45,639
After this, she comes out into the ring and yeah, you.

1101
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: Know, I'm telling you man, I know you gave up

1102
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,199
on her a while ago, but you really got to

1103
01:01:51,239 --> 01:01:53,679
extra give up on this. EO is never going to

1104
01:01:53,719 --> 01:01:56,400
become a fucking heel at this point. I mean, watch

1105
01:01:56,599 --> 01:01:58,400
watch them shoot me right in the dick and do

1106
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:03,320
it at SummerSlam. But like she's she is the only fun.

1107
01:02:03,719 --> 01:02:10,000
She comes out broken English, barely says anything cutesy voice.

1108
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,760
In everywhere she goes, people give her a good not

1109
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,079
not like a yay, we're cheering just for your fucking

1110
01:02:16,119 --> 01:02:19,119
stupid song reaction, like they actually like her.

1111
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,079
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm clear, I really am. I just yeah,

1112
01:02:22,199 --> 01:02:26,320
I'm I just wish she was going in a different direction.

1113
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:29,559
But you know, speaking of different directions, at least they

1114
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,199
they were hyper focused on bird Girl this week, with her,

1115
01:02:33,519 --> 01:02:36,639
and I love that about WWE. She she'd absolutely changed

1116
01:02:36,639 --> 01:02:40,679
your gimmick. She blew out her hair, which was nice,

1117
01:02:41,559 --> 01:02:44,519
took off her eyela, took off her eyeliner. Looked like

1118
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,199
she looked like Nicky there for a second. I don't

1119
01:02:47,239 --> 01:02:50,360
mean Bella, I mean the other one, the superheroin training.

1120
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Nikki Cross. Yeah, that's it. That's well, she's

1121
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:59,000
now going to start to It's so bad. You know,

1122
01:02:59,199 --> 01:03:01,400
Like we have four Eric does for women on the show,

1123
01:03:01,679 --> 01:03:06,639
and that's one. One of them is crazy. I'm grazy.

1124
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,400
I just lose titled. I just can't he I'm crazy.

1125
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,960
I hit her, I hit her and I liked it.

1126
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:22,880
Stop I'm a crazy bird. Girls fucking cut it out.

1127
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,559
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can't wait to see what kind of

1128
01:03:24,639 --> 01:03:27,239
shoes she's wearing next week. How big are those platforms

1129
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,079
going to be? Fuck?

1130
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,239
Speaker 1: I got by the way once again, spooky stupid ship

1131
01:03:34,639 --> 01:03:38,239
rocks daughter. Nobody does this, no one, no one does it.

1132
01:03:38,679 --> 01:03:40,480
No one does the idea.

1133
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,519
Speaker 2: Maybe she got the idea from Ava.

1134
01:03:42,639 --> 01:03:46,119
Speaker 1: Maybe she stole it from Ava. That's what it is,

1135
01:03:47,039 --> 01:03:49,679
stealing from stealing from the p o C. Can you

1136
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:54,920
believe it? I said earlier, Ai you gotta the stealing

1137
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,199
from Ai. It's like a big circle once again. Bid

1138
01:03:57,239 --> 01:04:03,119
circle was so bad. It was rotten, absolutely fucking rotten.

1139
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 2: Answer, but it was funny. The promo was funny again, Joey,

1140
01:04:08,119 --> 01:04:11,880
I laughed. I laughed because because she threw on the

1141
01:04:12,079 --> 01:04:15,840
fucking sweater and threw her hair in her face and

1142
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:20,440
now she's a bad guy. Like it's just the lack

1143
01:04:20,719 --> 01:04:29,440
of creativity, the lack of trying is just hilarious at times. Yeah,

1144
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,920
oh wow, yeah, seven year itch for sure.

1145
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,679
Speaker 1: They just yeah, they're not even. There's no thoughts here.

1146
01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:43,039
I hit her and I liked it, and now I'm

1147
01:04:43,239 --> 01:04:45,280
bad and I'm a big meani and.

1148
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 2: It's just like no, And people asked me why I'm bad,

1149
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:57,599
and I'm like, I don't know. She is the worst.

1150
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:03,239
Speaker 1: And I said to him, tis feeling being bed feels.

1151
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:10,639
Speaker 2: Really she's the girl of darkness. It feels good being bad.

1152
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:21,199
Speaker 1: I'm a bed bird. I'm gonna steal your friends. Frish,

1153
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,119
you don't you care. I'm a bed.

1154
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,079
Speaker 2: She's just running out of the parking lot, just taking

1155
01:05:29,199 --> 01:05:34,519
dumps on people's windshields. It's great, she's she's just riding.

1156
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: She's just shitting on the hoods of people's cars. Where

1157
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,840
was just the beginning of George Thoroughgood's Bed to the

1158
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:44,480
Boat to the Riff playing over and over again on it.

1159
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:45,400
There's just.

1160
01:05:47,079 --> 01:05:48,679
Speaker 2: Hand feeding your taco bell.

1161
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:57,079
Speaker 1: Just oh no, guys, it's the evil Bird. The evil

1162
01:05:57,199 --> 01:06:03,159
Bird is here fucking off enough, and I I get it.

1163
01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:08,320
The fucking gimmick was do a. They actually had something

1164
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,920
in putting her with Bailey. And at first me and

1165
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,559
you both like, look at the stupidity, because you know

1166
01:06:13,639 --> 01:06:17,079
what they did. They had Bailey do Jesus fucking Christ,

1167
01:06:17,159 --> 01:06:19,199
it's so lazy. This is what Bailey was doing when

1168
01:06:19,199 --> 01:06:20,000
they first met up.

1169
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 2: So this is Bailey. They actually they actually developed something

1170
01:06:24,039 --> 01:06:27,440
for Bailey. Bailey, they put production in. Do you remember

1171
01:06:27,519 --> 01:06:29,920
that she had those voices in her head and then

1172
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,159
her face would shake around and then she would see

1173
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,440
like a monochrome version of the evil in her head.

1174
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:38,079
Oh my god.

1175
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:47,639
Speaker 1: I like the idea that the all the girls, we're

1176
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,800
just all schizophrenic. Every girl in the Rosters just has

1177
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,440
these moments where they're just off the meds and they

1178
01:06:53,599 --> 01:06:57,320
just become crazy. And that's that's it. Live now lives

1179
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,440
also crazy. They think she wears her fucking weird Mimi

1180
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,920
bow back makeup where you can't see your eyebrows anymore.

1181
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:08,760
So she's crazy. Everyone's crazy. They're just crazy, these girls.

1182
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:13,400
They're like, no, Bird Girl, like, honest to fucking god,

1183
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,400
honest to God, the best thing you could have done

1184
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,760
with Bird Girl is leave her with Bailey. Not even

1185
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,440
fucking kidding.

1186
01:07:19,519 --> 01:07:24,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was finally settling into his sobriety or whatever

1187
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,480
the fuck it was like.

1188
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,679
Speaker 1: It was it was like, oh, I got you little

1189
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,559
little tag team here, all right, theyk I'm matching gear,

1190
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,880
the kind of help each other out. You know, you

1191
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:39,480
believe that they're friends. You might actually believe they have

1192
01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:44,639
a good rapport relationship with one another. And now they're like, okay,

1193
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:47,960
now Bird girls back like you, you nailed it immediately.

1194
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,039
Go look at Nicky Cross. Yeah, you know what happened

1195
01:07:50,079 --> 01:07:59,440
to Nicky Cross exactly exactly undersized fucking British English. Whatever

1196
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,840
the fuck up us off the Scots or whoever's listening

1197
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,960
to this, No oct from this version of the fuck,

1198
01:08:05,239 --> 01:08:09,440
I don't care. It's all She's just gonna become that

1199
01:08:09,599 --> 01:08:14,239
now too. You She'll be holding a fucking dolly or

1200
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:15,239
an apple or something.

1201
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 2: Maybe she'll get a broken mirror, Joe, that's a new one.

1202
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,159
Speaker 1: Look in the mirror. Yeah, like she's crazy? Oh is

1203
01:08:24,239 --> 01:08:30,199
you crazy? Girl? Who? It's like, just yeah, yeah, good point, Sean.

1204
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:33,359
Wait a second, wait a second. Is that kind of gothic? Dude?

1205
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:33,840
What do you think?

1206
01:08:34,079 --> 01:08:34,239
Speaker 4: Uh?

1207
01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:37,119
Speaker 2: It depends if she's not wearing makeup.

1208
01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:40,560
Speaker 1: Maybe not. Maybe, No, that's true, that's true. Maybe she's

1209
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,960
kind of gothic. Well, anyways, folks, this is why, Like

1210
01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:47,800
I said, though, if you're watching aw at this point,

1211
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,960
I can't make fun of you anymore. I can't, Like,

1212
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,159
are a lot of you probably really smelly and and

1213
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,399
you'd annoy the fuck out of me and have terrible

1214
01:08:56,439 --> 01:09:00,359
wrestling opinions as well. Sure, but what's the difference between

1215
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:04,960
bird Girl and sky Blue right now? Nothing? What's the

1216
01:09:05,039 --> 01:09:11,640
difference between Yeah, right, Julia Hart, what's the difference Nothing? Nothing,

1217
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:14,439
There's no difference anymore. It's the same chip, It's just

1218
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:18,399
on a different fucking show. But what a joke, What

1219
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,800
a fucking joke, bird Girl? We have?

1220
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,600
Speaker 2: What else we have after this? Ellie and I versus

1221
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,279
Jimmy Husso.

1222
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was this was so bad they ran it

1223
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:32,960
back and had another match with once again Jay So

1224
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:43,479
doing a sobriety test on and commentary. Yeah man, uh't don't?

1225
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:46,560
Yeah gee? Yeah, thanks Jay?

1226
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 2: So?

1227
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,319
Speaker 1: What's it like? So? Jay? You know people talk about

1228
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:56,640
you and your brother as a tag team. You guys

1229
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:58,920
are twins, and we see twins have some sort of

1230
01:09:59,039 --> 01:10:01,840
skill where they can communicate with each other without even

1231
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,239
having to say anything. Do you feel that way with

1232
01:10:04,359 --> 01:10:04,760
your brother?

1233
01:10:07,359 --> 01:10:12,119
Speaker 2: Night's cheating? How's he cheating? He just threw a regular punch.

1234
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: He cheating? No, he cheating? Geh? Well, Jay, thanks for

1235
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,920
answering our question. That was really good. I appreciate thanks

1236
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,680
for joining us today. No, no, this was once again

1237
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,680
you're looking at it and even Jimmy, who I like

1238
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:37,119
to some degree, he's just looked like chubby older guys

1239
01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:40,159
on the not not saying l. A. Knight's out of shape.

1240
01:10:40,199 --> 01:10:43,199
That beat insane, but it's just like Jimmy USO in

1241
01:10:43,359 --> 01:10:48,399
his pleathor outfit, just throwing fucking popcorn bag punches.

1242
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,800
Speaker 2: Got my last l A. Knight. He's still trying.

1243
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 1: Oh he's real.

1244
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still out there every time l. A. Knight

1245
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,199
comes out there, even though it's clear that it just

1246
01:10:58,319 --> 01:11:01,159
they just don't like him. They don't like him. He's

1247
01:11:01,159 --> 01:11:03,920
still going out there trying to make people happy. This

1248
01:11:04,119 --> 01:11:07,479
motherfucker is an entertainer through and through. I'm serious.

1249
01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: He's the piano man. If anything, I guess it's this way.

1250
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,800
I'm calling Jay, who's so the piano man, because maybe

1251
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,840
he's depressed because he's got a fuck some hot Latin

1252
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,039
check or mixed race with black I don't know. But

1253
01:11:18,119 --> 01:11:20,680
she's just gorgeous and he's like, yeah, man, I'm still

1254
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,600
young and cool. Ge maybe that's what he's doing. But no,

1255
01:11:25,039 --> 01:11:27,720
La Night is the piano man. Like he's like, I'm

1256
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,840
not gonna hit my lines. I'm gonna do my same

1257
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,399
exact shit. Are you guys going to ever get anything

1258
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,640
from him? No, We're never going to give him an engine.

1259
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,600
Speaker 2: No, But he comes out there. He just wants the

1260
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:41,920
fans to cheer, have a good time, good for him

1261
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,279
and I. And he knows that the candle is burning

1262
01:11:45,359 --> 01:11:47,399
on both ends and he still doesn't.

1263
01:11:47,119 --> 01:11:50,600
Speaker 1: Give a fuck, and I respect him.

1264
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 2: He is for the forty year old eminem of WWE.

1265
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 1: If anything, you know, you know what he is. He's

1266
01:11:58,039 --> 01:12:01,960
really like if you've ever been in whatever place. Right,

1267
01:12:02,039 --> 01:12:05,560
you're picking up food somewhere, like a fast food place,

1268
01:12:06,279 --> 01:12:09,680
and it's just a fucking disaster in there. And you

1269
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,720
can just see there's like a line around the drive

1270
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,399
through and there's always just like one guy or one

1271
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,640
girl the counter and they're just like, I'm sorry, it'll

1272
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,199
just be another minute. What's your name again? What did

1273
01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:21,760
you need a drink? You know? Like, and you just

1274
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:24,279
look around and going, no one else here is trying, right,

1275
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,239
and this person just want they want to do good

1276
01:12:27,399 --> 01:12:30,279
no matter what. And that's really like, that is the

1277
01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:33,520
vibe that elle Knight does give out where you just go,

1278
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,520
god damn it.

1279
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 2: This is almost like it's coming from a youthful exuberance.

1280
01:12:38,199 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: I don't think how Night is that.

1281
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 2: I think elle Knight is just a guy who's happy

1282
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:47,840
to be there. He's he's balky, he's just fucking happy

1283
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,800
to be here, and he wants everybody else to be happy.

1284
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,800
He's just a good time fella, you know.

1285
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:58,319
Speaker 1: You know what it's really as though when people say

1286
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,359
you plug and play, you're move wrestlers and they have

1287
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,600
spots and you know, we've had that discussion million times

1288
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:07,199
when people get offended by it or whatever but it's

1289
01:13:07,279 --> 01:13:10,079
really like he is taking a Dolph Ziggler esque role

1290
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,880
where he's gonna say, in impeccable shape, he's gonna bust

1291
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,520
his ass every single time he's out there. He's gonna

1292
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:18,720
try to get people to laugh or smile or have

1293
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,560
a good job and make the best of whatever the

1294
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,520
fuck he's given. But ultimately he's probably not even gonna

1295
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:27,319
get the Dove Ziggler moment. And if he does, it's

1296
01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:30,520
gonna be because every single person that samowen had a

1297
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,840
tragic fucking bicycling accident or something right, and they all

1298
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,800
broke their leg at the same exact time because otherwise

1299
01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:42,560
have done nothing. Yeah, yo, gie, I got a bicycle

1300
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,079
bill for six Oh no, what's that curve?

1301
01:13:45,239 --> 01:13:45,359
Speaker 3: Yo?

1302
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 2: So he's got to wait for Jimmy to get hurt,

1303
01:13:48,079 --> 01:13:51,000
Jay to get hurt, Roman to get hurt, Solo to

1304
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:53,359
get hurt, seth Rollins to get hurt, Ty Cobb to

1305
01:13:53,399 --> 01:13:53,800
get hurt.

1306
01:13:54,079 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 1: Uh, what's his name? He had, Jeff Cobb. They're gonna

1307
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:02,960
bring Jeff Cobson. Well, every single person with viability in

1308
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:06,479
the main event all got injured and a company three

1309
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:11,239
legged race and you somehow were able to be all

1310
01:14:11,319 --> 01:14:13,960
their a c ls went. That's why we have decided

1311
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,319
to bring back Enzo Moray and Big Bill.

1312
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 2: And we're gonna have you face Obo, who's gonna win

1313
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,560
for no reason and then just throw the title in

1314
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,520
the trash. Next he's gonna.

1315
01:14:23,319 --> 01:14:25,600
Speaker 1: Take the title and go. I do not even want

1316
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:28,319
this title. I think I am going to give this

1317
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:30,560
title to I do not know.

1318
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:35,399
Speaker 2: How about you maxine this title to Susan Sarandon for

1319
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:39,359
all the poor people in Nigia.

1320
01:14:40,119 --> 01:14:43,159
Speaker 1: I give it back to Sammy. Thank you, Hoby b

1321
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:48,319
thank yous for you. Well, thanks ag Ob, you're a

1322
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,880
good friend. You're a good friend, Oba, one of my

1323
01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:53,159
one of the people. You know, what do you mean

1324
01:14:53,279 --> 01:14:55,239
by one of the people. And it's like, oh god,

1325
01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:58,239
I'm just gonna leave no good boy. Yeah I have

1326
01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:01,279
I have such a ad this for Eli night when

1327
01:15:01,319 --> 01:15:04,840
I see him, because once again, though like I think

1328
01:15:05,079 --> 01:15:08,920
I'm thankful he's on the show, I'm always thankful for it. Honestly,

1329
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,760
I've gotten to the point where now when they have

1330
01:15:11,079 --> 01:15:17,800
like even Solo, Solo doing this thing. Yeah, yeah, Solo

1331
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:21,720
almost feels like a brilliant fucking character on this show.

1332
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:27,359
Because Solo should hate the bloodline. I mean, I'm gonna

1333
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:30,079
obviously turn this around. He's gonna be stucking on fucking

1334
01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:33,159
Roman reins his fingers at SummerSlam. Just watch it's gonna happen.

1335
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,479
I mean, they're just gonna do that and be like, look,

1336
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:38,800
we finally got something for Solo where he was humiliated

1337
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,920
by this fucking group of people and beat on and

1338
01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,319
battered and fucking bruised for years.

1339
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 2: Does Roman just shove each one of his fingers up

1340
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,840
up one of the USO's asses, and then it's up

1341
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,560
to fucking Solo. It's taste which one.

1342
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,399
Speaker 1: In front of a mirror, just looking right into it. Oh,

1343
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:59,359
that's where we're at, and he just looks and he

1344
01:15:59,439 --> 01:16:02,520
just goes open water. Here comes there.

1345
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 2: Plane trick question Solo, that was my ass Uh.

1346
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,119
Speaker 1: Here comes here playing Solo I and that's it is,

1347
01:16:12,199 --> 01:16:16,239
Like I'm going, man, maybe there's some hint of them

1348
01:16:16,359 --> 01:16:21,640
saying we shouldn't have literally cut Solo off at the knees.

1349
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's too. He looks like he looks like a

1350
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:30,880
kid going back to his old school, Like he's coming

1351
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,920
out there to fucking jump them and ship. His shirt's

1352
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:38,159
hanging out. He looks like you see some belly hanging over.

1353
01:16:38,239 --> 01:16:42,640
Speaker 1: Like he's just like, honestly, god do you do? You

1354
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,279
kind of feel like the reason why they're remembering like

1355
01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:47,479
they're having a moment where they're like, oh, yeah, solo

1356
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:51,319
is they're thinking themselves. But what if the usos do

1357
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:54,359
retire in three years? What are we gonna do without

1358
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,520
some moments And they're like, oh, yeah, he's a lot younger.

1359
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,399
We need we need to feign that he's gonna get something.

1360
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 2: Every all shoe, that's silly. They're never gonna run out

1361
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:06,920
of samoans. Come on, now, that's a good point, that

1362
01:17:07,079 --> 01:17:09,840
is That is the silliest thing you've said all show.

1363
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,039
Speaker 1: I know they have families like seahorses.

1364
01:17:13,159 --> 01:17:15,680
Speaker 2: They just b w E is gonna run out of

1365
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:19,159
samoans in three years? I don't know about that one, chief, but.

1366
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,680
Speaker 1: I know what is it? The is it the Al

1367
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,159
Gore movie? The Inconvenient Truth? We're gonna run out of

1368
01:17:30,199 --> 01:17:35,600
samoans in three years. Listen, climate change is real and

1369
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:42,199
there's millions of samoans, So let's relax, all right, mess

1370
01:17:42,359 --> 01:17:44,479
in one hundred and twelve degree house and he's like

1371
01:17:45,199 --> 01:17:46,399
the fuck algal.

1372
01:17:47,159 --> 01:17:49,520
Speaker 2: Fucking dances an inconvenience oose.

1373
01:17:49,880 --> 01:18:01,119
Speaker 1: Yes, and here we have a guy. We have our

1374
01:18:01,199 --> 01:18:05,439
next matchup, our next stone holds, our next stone cold

1375
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:16,680
Steve Boston and Brett Hut Andrews. Don't forget the use.

1376
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,079
Oh my god, dude, wait a second, I think we

1377
01:18:21,239 --> 01:18:24,439
found it. We found our shoe Next Generation Main Adventures.

1378
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,119
And then all of a sudden, you just see a

1379
01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:29,600
little fucking beaded necklace just start rising up behind them,

1380
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:36,760
just damn doing the hakka dance or whatever.

1381
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 2: The uh we go after this, Jimmy gets the win. Shoot,

1382
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:45,600
what's apter this? Oh? We had the cal Rodriguez match

1383
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:52,720
with uh with Maxine? Yeah, Maxine. Now she's a good

1384
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:56,720
girl again. Maxine's wearing white. No more bad girl, Maxine,

1385
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,079
back to back to good girl. Which, you know what,

1386
01:18:59,399 --> 01:19:01,680
as silly as this segment was with her and Chad

1387
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:05,199
and stuff, I'm happy she's going back to being good.

1388
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,479
I don't want to see her with Austin theory. No

1389
01:19:08,079 --> 01:19:10,880
one wants that, right, Just just have her go back

1390
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,399
with the big guy and the Japanese guy.

1391
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:19,159
Speaker 1: Just come on, right, babe, that's fine, that's cutee right.

1392
01:19:19,279 --> 01:19:22,399
Speaker 2: So I'm glad that they're they're kind of writing this ship,

1393
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:26,359
although it does really spell out the end of awesome

1394
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:30,520
theories life on this show. But still, I'm okay.

1395
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: How weird was it to begin with? Where I as

1396
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:41,239
a casual consumer of the wrestling media outside of the

1397
01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:44,279
immediate whatever Monday Night Raw and p l's and shit, Right,

1398
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:48,760
even I'm aware of the fact that Maxine is married

1399
01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:52,720
already and I believe to somebody that's adjacent to the company.

1400
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:56,079
Am I wrong someone down in NXT or something? Or

1401
01:19:57,279 --> 01:20:00,640
could I could I have misremembered that. I'm not sure.

1402
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:04,199
I know that Roxy's with a kid down there in

1403
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:06,600
uh whatever it is n XT or one of the

1404
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:10,800
other ones. No, she is okay, So you've already shown

1405
01:20:11,159 --> 01:20:16,119
on the NXT reality show that she's married to a

1406
01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:19,199
guy that's in the company, But then you write a

1407
01:20:19,399 --> 01:20:25,680
storyline where she's dating one of the guys on the show.

1408
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:33,119
I mean what I said, like, I'm not they just

1409
01:20:33,159 --> 01:20:37,920
forgot they forgot h oops oops, Yeah, isn't he the

1410
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,520
guy for oh ship? That's the guy from Tough Enough too.

1411
01:20:41,359 --> 01:20:43,399
Speaker 2: They forgot that's one of the tough Enough kids. Right.

1412
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:47,399
Maybe they're hoping that the relationship is not doing too well,

1413
01:20:48,279 --> 01:20:52,039
and they thought that deep dick Austin theory could have

1414
01:20:52,359 --> 01:20:53,520
shook her loose a little bit.

1415
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:57,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're like, don't worry, dude, he's gay anyways.

1416
01:21:02,159 --> 01:21:05,399
And they showed us this on TV, didn't They didn't

1417
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:08,319
they show us Maxine getting married to a guy that's

1418
01:21:08,359 --> 01:21:10,439
in the company on TV or my imagining this.

1419
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:11,600
Speaker 2: I don't remember that one.

1420
01:21:12,079 --> 01:21:15,800
Speaker 1: I mean it could have advertised, I'm fairly sure. And

1421
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,920
maybe it was on the fucking the Netflix show, the

1422
01:21:20,199 --> 01:21:21,960
Unreality whatever the fuck it's called.

1423
01:21:22,079 --> 01:21:24,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, unreal, Yeah, unreal.

1424
01:21:24,319 --> 01:21:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did this ship. They showed us that she's

1425
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:32,520
married to someone else it's also in the company, and

1426
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:37,600
then they ran this weird storyline with like, well give us.

1427
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,119
Speaker 2: And Joe like, I mean, you're not going to be

1428
01:21:39,159 --> 01:21:41,920
invested in this storyline if they don't keep you guessing.

1429
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,199
They want you to. I want you to guess what's

1430
01:21:45,279 --> 01:21:46,560
real and what's not real, Joe.

1431
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,680
Speaker 1: They could have at least put forth thirty seconds of

1432
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:53,720
effort and had the guys show up on the thing

1433
01:21:54,119 --> 01:21:57,600
with Maxine and then maybe have something where the vision

1434
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:00,680
said you know, hint said, oh, you know, always looking

1435
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,159
for new talent, or whoever it could be, and it

1436
01:22:03,199 --> 01:22:06,079
could be like, oh, she's gonna the husband's gonna you know,

1437
01:22:06,239 --> 01:22:08,680
maybe they're gonna put him in the show. And then

1438
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,479
he's kind of saying to her like, hey, honey, you know,

1439
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:13,760
try to stay in their good graces. Just something that

1440
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:18,039
would make sense. But I don't know. I'm just a

1441
01:22:18,079 --> 01:22:21,760
crazy person, I suppose. But like they did show that,

1442
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:26,560
I'm ninety five percent sure that they showed her getting

1443
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:29,359
married or we all know that she's married to somebody

1444
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:32,159
that's in the company. That's like them doing a romance

1445
01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:34,479
angle with with Roxy once again, Like it's like, we

1446
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:38,199
know Roxy's with this other fucking guy. It's that's in

1447
01:22:38,319 --> 01:22:38,800
the company.

1448
01:22:39,359 --> 01:22:42,000
Speaker 2: Sean does bring up a good point about Dominic and Live.

1449
01:22:43,279 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: Obviously, Yeah, but the Dominic and the Dominican Live thing,

1450
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:51,399
I feel like as it goes back to once again,

1451
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:56,079
they're just fucking with them. But dom still ultimately I

1452
01:22:56,159 --> 01:22:57,479
think with real.

1453
01:23:00,039 --> 01:23:05,000
Speaker 2: Life, maybe it's not so serious. Joe, maybe so, and

1454
01:23:05,079 --> 01:23:06,960
maybe it's like yeah, there you go, Like O G

1455
01:23:07,119 --> 01:23:08,920
says like it's a Chris Jericho type thing.

1456
01:23:09,239 --> 01:23:13,039
Speaker 1: You know, it's just uh, oh, so she's you're my wife,

1457
01:23:13,199 --> 01:23:15,439
she's an alcoholic too. Is that what you? Oh wait,

1458
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:19,880
she's a Nazi. Wait now, I'm sorry, Seth shout out

1459
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:26,479
to Seth. Uh, I'm a silly mentioned.

1460
01:23:28,279 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 2: I'm glad I told you this show was hilarious.

1461
01:23:31,199 --> 01:23:34,680
Speaker 1: I told you. I can't be angry. It's just stupid.

1462
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:38,560
Speaker 2: It is it is. It's supposed to be stupid. Well, no,

1463
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,119
it's not supposed to be stupid. I think that's what

1464
01:23:40,199 --> 01:23:43,199
makes it even funnier too, is that Triple H's over

1465
01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:46,960
here going on fucking interviews and podcasts and ship having

1466
01:23:47,039 --> 01:23:50,640
meltdowns about the fans, and it's like, you're making the

1467
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:54,600
dumbest ship ever, You're making the dumbest shows ever.

1468
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. That in a way also make

1469
01:24:00,239 --> 01:24:03,720
the Stephanie McMahon podcasts and them constantly showing clips about

1470
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:08,319
it even funnier because they're interviewing Stephanie like she's like, listen,

1471
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:12,800
I'm a great orator and a truth teller and a storyteller. Well, anyways,

1472
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,319
back to the footage. Is the stupidest fucking bullshit you've

1473
01:24:15,319 --> 01:24:17,800
ever seen in your life, right, you know what I mean?

1474
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:21,039
Like it's like this is quite literally like somebody, this

1475
01:24:21,159 --> 01:24:23,560
is like RAFFI going on a fucking thing, you know,

1476
01:24:24,319 --> 01:24:27,199
So tell us about your musical process. Well, you see,

1477
01:24:27,239 --> 01:24:30,159
what happens is is that I took the vowels and

1478
01:24:30,279 --> 01:24:33,279
apples and bananas and changed them to different vowels, and

1479
01:24:33,399 --> 01:24:35,199
I figured for children and that'd be a good way

1480
01:24:35,239 --> 01:24:38,000
for them to learn vowels. And they're like, that's fucking

1481
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:42,319
it's brilliant, Raffi, that's unbelievable. Tell us more, you know, like,

1482
01:24:42,399 --> 01:24:45,880
that's that's where we are. Except Opals and Bananas is

1483
01:24:46,159 --> 01:24:49,119
actually better written than what is on Monday Night Rocker

1484
01:24:49,119 --> 01:24:53,119
Early So, and I like that. That's a good, good song,

1485
01:24:53,199 --> 01:24:57,000
Oples and Bananas. Wait is that? Oh that's rox Shne's boyfriend. Well,

1486
01:24:57,039 --> 01:24:59,079
you know what, maybe I wouldn't acknowledge that on unch

1487
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,840
What is it? What did they put a bit? What

1488
01:25:05,079 --> 01:25:07,239
is that? Is that?

1489
01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:07,560
Speaker 2: Ah?

1490
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:12,680
Speaker 1: Like angels like that and the fucking dumpster.

1491
01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 2: In the bank and that southern hip hop.

1492
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:17,640
Speaker 1: Look, I know, is he going for.

1493
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:25,159
Speaker 2: A post everybody? Huh yeah, post post Malone, post post.

1494
01:25:26,439 --> 01:25:29,039
Speaker 1: Bro looks like post Malone's Authorsay cousin.

1495
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:31,319
Speaker 2: Past Malone.

1496
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,479
Speaker 1: I believe that is actually just post Malone. At this point.

1497
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:39,319
I think that's just who he is. But that's like, yeah,

1498
01:25:39,399 --> 01:25:41,800
what what the fuck? What the actual fuck? But you

1499
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:44,880
know what, maybe they're broken up. Maybe they're broken up

1500
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:48,000
now Maxine can figure it out and just don't know,

1501
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,000
I'll go back to her husband.

1502
01:25:49,079 --> 01:25:55,000
Speaker 2: Or then we got the we know, Gable versus McDonald

1503
01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:03,239
after McDonald's trashed uh Vanhausen's room and then he goes

1504
01:26:03,319 --> 01:26:05,640
and he sees all his shit trash, and Live makes

1505
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:09,359
fun of him, says that's what you get, Dan hous

1506
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:10,399
the idiots.

1507
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the entire finish is swallowed up by Dan

1508
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:17,119
Housen anyway, So it's like you but you're like, I'm

1509
01:26:17,159 --> 01:26:19,199
not even I'm not shopping on Dan Housen. But it's like,

1510
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:22,119
these guys had this good, I don't know, twelve to

1511
01:26:22,199 --> 01:26:25,520
fifteen minute long match. It's really competitive, it's back and forth,

1512
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,359
and then the finish all revolves around comedy shit. Yep.

1513
01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:32,600
Speaker 2: So even better, even better is the real main event

1514
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,079
of their Yeah, yeah, you have two fantastic wrestlers out

1515
01:26:36,079 --> 01:26:38,960
there having a match, but yeah, let's throw out there

1516
01:26:39,039 --> 01:26:41,359
Dan House, dan Housen, Oh New York. He got his

1517
01:26:41,479 --> 01:26:46,760
New York shirt back, crazy crazy, And that's not even.

1518
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,720
Speaker 1: A slight on Dan once again. That's not a slight

1519
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:51,319
on Dan Housen. It's just like this is the actual

1520
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,119
once again, this is the main event of the show,

1521
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:56,840
because the way that the show ends is like his

1522
01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:00,279
awkward sexual tension promo between these two guys who go

1523
01:27:00,359 --> 01:27:04,079
to the same barber and they're staring at it lovingly

1524
01:27:04,239 --> 01:27:07,800
into each other's eyes, and then the show ends like, Okay,

1525
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,760
I guess everyone go home now, right?

1526
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:14,079
Speaker 2: This was the last match, yes, and and it ended

1527
01:27:14,119 --> 01:27:17,399
shitaly shittily, shittily shittaly?

1528
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,199
Speaker 1: Which is which is? I think they're gonna have a

1529
01:27:20,279 --> 01:27:23,119
PLA in Chitaly sometime soon too.

1530
01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:24,439
Speaker 2: Is that next to Minnebota?

1531
01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:30,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Minneboda is next to shittly. I think that's sicily,

1532
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,479
but that's where I'm from, so I guess that is

1533
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:36,079
kind of shittily. They make fun of us, you know that.

1534
01:27:36,319 --> 01:27:41,520
Speaker 2: Chad Gable one. There you go, Yes, Roman Reigns and

1535
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:44,319
Seth Rollins squeezing each other's dicks a little.

1536
01:27:44,119 --> 01:27:47,039
Speaker 1: While right making out in the ring again.

1537
01:27:49,159 --> 01:27:51,840
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes. That segment was like twenty minutes long, too,

1538
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,239
wasn't it.

1539
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:57,840
Speaker 1: So I don't know how many more of these we

1540
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:02,439
have inus you promise, yes, do you promise? You guys

1541
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:03,199
are almost thying.

1542
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:07,279
Speaker 2: Hello, hello my brother.

1543
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:10,720
Speaker 1: Kind of weren't you killing each other six months ago?

1544
01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:16,279
Even right, we are actual brothers and we're friends, and

1545
01:28:17,199 --> 01:28:20,920
I'm gonna challenge you even though, and just Roman even

1546
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,920
for ten seconds. This is now Roman's sec Apparently in

1547
01:28:24,039 --> 01:28:28,000
these promos with everyone, if he talks for fifteen seconds

1548
01:28:28,039 --> 01:28:30,560
and the other guy tells him how fucking awesome, he

1549
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:34,880
is like, that's the that's it. I guess now.

1550
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,560
Speaker 2: It's just like see your seam. Punk had to do it.

1551
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:43,439
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, Punk had to cut the promo on himself

1552
01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:46,880
and tell Roman how fucking spectacular he was. Jacob, I'm

1553
01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:49,079
pretty sure it was the same exact This is it now,

1554
01:28:49,159 --> 01:28:49,840
this is where we are.

1555
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:54,840
Speaker 2: Well, Jacob did it afterwards, Jacob. They let him lose

1556
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,520
the match and then do it afterwards.

1557
01:28:56,640 --> 01:29:00,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, Jacob was like I need human money and

1558
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:05,159
that was his whole thing. And then Danauson was like, yeah,

1559
01:29:05,199 --> 01:29:08,600
so that's how you do it. But no, there, this

1560
01:29:09,079 --> 01:29:15,119
was once again, here's seth. He just fucking is always

1561
01:29:15,199 --> 01:29:18,159
going to get put into that main event picture. And

1562
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:23,479
they like a song, they really, But they.

1563
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:25,000
Speaker 2: Told you a story, Joe, not not the one you're

1564
01:29:25,079 --> 01:29:29,479
talking about, but they did tell you a story. Wwe

1565
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:34,640
openly said Seth Rollins is more important than Oba Femi.

1566
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:36,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. They let us know.

1567
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:43,520
Speaker 2: If you were ever curious between who would get pushed ancient, old,

1568
01:29:44,039 --> 01:29:48,640
used up, dried out Seth Rollins or fresh new King

1569
01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:52,439
of the Ring monster babyface oba Femi. Now you have

1570
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:54,880
your answer. There's no more guessing.

1571
01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, which that's that right, there is why when I

1572
01:30:00,279 --> 01:30:02,880
once again beat people over the head with the whole

1573
01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:06,560
setist Triple H is fucking gundam. He was going to

1574
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,159
get booked exactly like Triple H. He's going to get

1575
01:30:09,199 --> 01:30:12,399
treated just the same exact way. There's no concept of

1576
01:30:12,439 --> 01:30:15,279
a heel or a baby face. It's just a cool

1577
01:30:15,319 --> 01:30:19,960
metal guy with fire and skulls and does his stomp

1578
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:24,039
in the pedigree and oh yay, oh so fucking cool

1579
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:28,560
that after fourteen fourteen year they said it out loud

1580
01:30:29,159 --> 01:30:32,159
in this promo, and I was like, thank you for

1581
01:30:32,399 --> 01:30:36,640
finally qualifying or quantifying this for me, because I feel

1582
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:39,159
like all of the time when we're talking about these guys,

1583
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,640
I go, oh my god, how long has this gone

1584
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:45,000
on for when is this going to fucking end? And

1585
01:30:45,079 --> 01:30:50,239
they're like, well, the answer is maybe soon. But here

1586
01:30:50,319 --> 01:30:55,000
it is again something fresh for you. Roman and Seth

1587
01:30:55,119 --> 01:30:57,520
Rowlans and we're gonna bring up the time that I

1588
01:30:57,640 --> 01:31:03,119
hit you in the chair, hit you with the chair again? Whoa, Like,

1589
01:31:03,239 --> 01:31:08,159
oh my fucking god. It's it is so repetitive in

1590
01:31:08,239 --> 01:31:10,479
a way where once again going back to I feel

1591
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:13,880
so fucking weird, haven't it say it? It's like Moxley

1592
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,520
getting out of there. He'd just be doing the same,

1593
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,920
he'd be doing this. This is what he'd be doing.

1594
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:23,000
These two would be having an interaction. Oh remember when

1595
01:31:23,039 --> 01:31:24,680
we did this, and then he'd come out and go

1596
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,720
I was there too. We'd be like, hey, why don't

1597
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:29,199
we just all fight again? Oh great, okay, Well.

1598
01:31:29,319 --> 01:31:32,359
Speaker 2: You're also forgetting that moxuoud have a working liver though, too.

1599
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:35,159
Speaker 1: So that's a good point. Well, once again, chicken egg

1600
01:31:35,199 --> 01:31:38,239
miss we don't know. We don't know if ww who

1601
01:31:38,279 --> 01:31:40,960
he drove him to drink or the aw is just

1602
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,840
just too much access, too much free time. We don't

1603
01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:48,439
know about that. But yeah, like that's what I'm watching

1604
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:51,399
this that I'm just going as fucking dumb as it

1605
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:55,720
is to wash Moxley and pale himself on fucking samurai

1606
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:58,439
swords as a millionaire and shit, it's like, well, I

1607
01:31:58,479 --> 01:32:00,680
guess he'd just be doing this, like this is.

1608
01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:03,760
Speaker 2: What he would be doing. Oh yeah, this would every month.

1609
01:32:04,079 --> 01:32:07,199
Every month. It would be a fucking three way, right.

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Speaker 1: Who's taking the week off for the kids? Kids have

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01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:13,880
a recital? Okay, then you're out there and now it's

1612
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:16,720
a singles match. They'd just be doing this until the

1613
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:19,239
end of time until one of them dropped dead. Where

1614
01:32:19,279 --> 01:32:20,319
two of them fucking dead.

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01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, if one of them dropped dead, then you just

1616
01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:24,960
got a bunch of singles matches.

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01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:27,800
Speaker 1: Goes spare, We got spare, We got a spare. The

1618
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,760
three of them were fine, We'll just keep this going.

1619
01:32:31,199 --> 01:32:36,199
It is truly fucking generic and rotten and bad. I

1620
01:32:36,279 --> 01:32:38,960
don't know what to call it other than that. And

1621
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:45,199
in Atlantic City the people yeah songs wood noises, all right,

1622
01:32:45,319 --> 01:32:49,079
songs and noises, which you mentioned Chad gables Ai song

1623
01:32:49,199 --> 01:32:52,359
earlier where in the song you're just going gay bo

1624
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:55,800
gabo yay Gable. I'm like, well, of course they're trying

1625
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:57,520
to do that. They want them to get over so

1626
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,960
they need to give these fucking mongoloid something to do

1627
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:06,039
while he's coming out, yep, yep, yep. You could make

1628
01:33:06,079 --> 01:33:07,840
a song where literally the wrestler comes out and they

1629
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:12,560
go hey, yep, yep, yep, hey, yep, yep, yep, and

1630
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:17,159
then people be like, yep puop, oh yep pop. What's

1631
01:33:17,199 --> 01:33:18,319
his name? Doesn't matter.

1632
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:21,399
Speaker 2: Now somebody's gonna do that hey yo, yeah.

1633
01:33:22,239 --> 01:33:34,920
Speaker 1: He yeep yep bo I repeat, buy whatever. Billionaires listening

1634
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,960
to this, whatever level on the spectrum you're on, whatever

1635
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,680
you're doing, running a wrestling promotion, get the rights to

1636
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:42,880
a bunch of fucking nineties songs, and just run a

1637
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:47,079
wrestling promotion. That's just karaoke for these fucking meat sticks,

1638
01:33:47,359 --> 01:33:50,479
easy and they will pay. It's the easiest. Doesn't even

1639
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:52,520
matter who you put in the ring. It does not

1640
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:57,159
even fucking matter. You just give them wrestler karaoke and

1641
01:33:57,279 --> 01:34:00,680
they will fucking come with a U with an om

1642
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:04,520
e like, but we missed our shot. We could have

1643
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:05,880
made millions and billions of dollars.

1644
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:11,880
Speaker 2: That's Monday Night Row and uh we got an episode

1645
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:15,680
of LFG coming up with Little Fisto and jeff I

1646
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:17,720
got that in the can that should be up right

1647
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:20,239
after the show. Then this will be up later on

1648
01:34:20,359 --> 01:34:24,119
tonight early tomorrow, and of course on Thursday. We have

1649
01:34:24,199 --> 01:34:29,039
regular Soup, regular regular old soup, wondering what kind of

1650
01:34:29,119 --> 01:34:32,239
wacky craziness is gonna happen during this wrestling week?

1651
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:35,840
Speaker 1: I know what, what could possibly happen in the next

1652
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:38,600
thirty six hours of value? You know what I mean?

1653
01:34:39,479 --> 01:34:39,640
Speaker 2: Hey?

1654
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:46,800
Speaker 1: You killing yep yep making his way to the ring

1655
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:49,840
from who fucking cares weighing in at what the fucking what?

1656
01:34:50,239 --> 01:34:54,760
I don't know his name is. Just sing this song.

1657
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:59,600
Speaker 2: Just sing the song, you fucking lemming pieces inconvenient oose.

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01:35:00,399 --> 01:35:04,119
All right, I'll see you guys Thursday. Much love is it?

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Speaker 1: Pits