Speaker 1: It's hello.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 1: We're like really up close right now our extream close up.
Speaker 1: I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer, producer Brian Together,
Speaker 1: all of us make up Laura Kane after Dark the
Speaker 1: podcasts for the people. That's right tonight, we're going to
Speaker 1: be talking about the Oscars. We have a couple stories,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to tell you why I've been forever
Speaker 1: banned from the Academy Awards. According to the people that
Speaker 1: are part of the Academy. What did I do? I
Speaker 1: blame it on Neil Patrick Harris. But I will tell
Speaker 1: you all about that, and then we're gonna dance around
Speaker 1: who Eric is styling for the Oscars this year. Very exciting,
Speaker 1: and then we're going to play a game after that. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so let's jump right into the seat filling thing, all right?
Speaker 1: For five years?
Speaker 2: And how appropriate that you're wearing all red?
Speaker 1: That it was on purpose? Oh okay, because I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why I'm ring red. I'll get to that in
Speaker 1: a minute. For five years between the I think it
Speaker 1: was two thousand and thirteen to twoy eighteen, something like that,
Speaker 1: I was a seat filler every year for the Emmys
Speaker 1: and also the oscars.
Speaker 3: What is a seat filling?
Speaker 1: Okay, now this is what this is what got me
Speaker 1: into trouble. Now, a seat filler is somebody that fills
Speaker 1: the seat of somebody in the front of the house.
Speaker 1: When the lights go down or the lights go up
Speaker 1: and it's time for commercial a lot of the celebrities
Speaker 1: will either get up and use the restroom or they'll
Speaker 1: go to the bar, and then it's time for the
Speaker 1: show to begin and they're not done. So there are
Speaker 1: a group of people that are the seat filler wranglers,
Speaker 1: and they'll tell you we wait in the foyer of
Speaker 1: the theater in line, and when it's your turn, they'll say, okay,
Speaker 1: you sit in that seat, all right, you go over there. Okay,
Speaker 1: you go over there. So when the lights come back
Speaker 1: on and the show starts again, the seats all look filled.
Speaker 1: There have been times when I am in a seat
Speaker 1: I don't know whose seat I'm filling, but that person
Speaker 1: never came back. There was one year where I watched
Speaker 1: the entire show from like a front row almost a
Speaker 1: front row seat, because the person left and I don't
Speaker 1: still do this day to who that was. So in
Speaker 1: order to be a seat filler, You kind of have
Speaker 1: to know somebody. And I'm not going to tell you
Speaker 1: how I knew this person, but I knew somebody through
Speaker 1: someone and that's how I got hooked up. But you
Speaker 1: have to fill out this huge long form, get background checked,
Speaker 1: you have to get a passport photo taken, send it in.
Speaker 1: They make you a big badge that says sea filler,
Speaker 1: your name and your picture, and you wear it around
Speaker 1: your neck the entire time. And so I got in.
Speaker 1: I passed. They call you like two days before and
Speaker 1: they'll say you're in because there's so many people that
Speaker 1: want to do it. So you have to prepare and
Speaker 1: get a gown, and they're very specific about what you
Speaker 1: wear because you can't outshine the celebrities. You can't be
Speaker 1: outlandish and cause attention. You just have to blend in.
Speaker 1: That's the point. When it's when the lights are up
Speaker 1: and it's commercial time, you have to put your seat
Speaker 1: filler lanyard in front of you. That's a seat filler. Okay,
Speaker 1: when the lights go back up again or down when
Speaker 1: the show's again, you have to put it around on
Speaker 1: your back so it doesn't show on camera. So basically
Speaker 1: you're walking around with this bitch. It's huge too, so
Speaker 1: you're just scummed. You're just like kind of like yeah,
Speaker 1: like right exactly. The seat fill of rules are you
Speaker 1: don't talk about being a seat filler, which to me
Speaker 1: was always like okay, but it's kind of self explanatory,
Speaker 1: right Anyway, that was something I signed that said I
Speaker 1: wouldn't speak publicly about it. Also it said do not
Speaker 1: you are not allowed to speak to any celebrities unless
Speaker 1: spoken to God.
Speaker 3: You've broke this rule so many times.
Speaker 1: No cameras broke that, phones broke that rule. And again
Speaker 1: there was it was pages and pages ahead to sign.
Speaker 3: Real quick before you get into the Let's just show
Speaker 3: so all those pictures that you sent me, there were
Speaker 3: too many of them to put near individually, so I
Speaker 3: had to make them into a slide show because too
Speaker 3: many of them. Let's let's just show all the celebrities
Speaker 3: you because some of them are really awkward too.
Speaker 1: Okay, there are some that I took during commercial break
Speaker 1: and I just risked it. Most of them happened at
Speaker 1: the end of the show. All of the celebrities would
Speaker 1: gather in the foyer right in front of the stage
Speaker 1: just say hey, Hi, how you doing. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I mean it was like a candy store because they
Speaker 1: were all there and they're all like a listers, right,
Speaker 1: that's where we would attack. That's where we would go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: There's Jared Leto. Let's just ask him for a selfie.
Speaker 1: I was fearless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can, let me show these because these are
Speaker 3: this is I can. I can tell how awkward the
Speaker 3: situation was.
Speaker 1: And then do you have the video. We'll play the
Speaker 1: video after all the pictures, because I'll show you what happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: there I am in the audience. Somebody took that picture.
Speaker 1: My badge is yeah, see my badge around my neck. Up,
Speaker 1: that's another year. There's Kevin Spacey. He handed me a
Speaker 1: piece of pizza when oh, Aaron, Paul was the greatest.
Speaker 1: He was so nice from breaking bad. Oh Saul, better
Speaker 1: call Saul. I forgot his name.
Speaker 3: Bobout Her Kirk.
Speaker 1: Oh that's just John Travolta. That was right near the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: We caught him.
Speaker 3: He looks a little like like, okay, sure.
Speaker 1: They all do, but it's now Jared Letto looks.
Speaker 3: He looks like he looks mildly annoyed.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he looks like he was having a good time.
Speaker 1: He's giving me a fox up. Yeah, that's one of
Speaker 1: my favorites right there, Jared Letto. Okay, that was at
Speaker 1: the end of the show. Okay, and then we're moving
Speaker 1: on to.
Speaker 2: Amy Adams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks mildly annoyed.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. This was a while ago.
Speaker 1: Yes, this was a while ago. This is this was
Speaker 1: before I got banned. John Hamm.
Speaker 3: He looks like he did not know a picture was
Speaker 3: being taken to last second.
Speaker 1: But yes, that's true.
Speaker 3: He's like, who are you? Oh, okay, but.
Speaker 2: I I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. It's John ham Okay, this
Speaker 1: is my favorite. This is my very first celebrity selfie.
Speaker 1: I saw Jack Nicholson in front of me.
Speaker 3: He was having a good time on this one.
Speaker 1: He was having a good time and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: can I can I take a picture? He didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't think he knew what a selfie was. So I
Speaker 1: just hurried and took it. And that's why he was
Speaker 1: talking during it, so that's why his mouth is open.
Speaker 1: But that is like my classic. That was the first
Speaker 1: seat filler experience. When I saw Jack Nicholson, I had
Speaker 1: to jump at the chance. I had to. I just
Speaker 1: had to. That's good, Okay, thank you. There's Leonardo DiCaprio,
Speaker 1: and then my friend Anita. That's Leo. He looks young, young,
Speaker 1: and not too annoyed. He looks like he's okay, he's
Speaker 1: he's being very polite.
Speaker 3: Say that he's polite.
Speaker 1: He's being very polite. Okay. So this picture, I'm holding
Speaker 1: an actual oscar. This is one of the things that
Speaker 1: got me into trouble, now I got I was seated
Speaker 1: next to a woman who had just won an Academy
Speaker 1: Award for Best Documentary and she was pretty drunk. So
Speaker 1: she started up a conversation with me and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, would you want to hold this oscar?
Speaker 1: And I said yes, can you please take a picture
Speaker 1: of me with the oscar? Because this is incredible. So
Speaker 1: there's the picture. I didn't initiate this, she actually did.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. And then you were like, hey, take
Speaker 3: a picture of me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god. Yes, it's one of my
Speaker 1: most prized possessions. Okay, So there's that. Okay, is that
Speaker 1: busy Phillips? This is remember I told you when she
Speaker 1: because people always tell me I look like busy Phillips,
Speaker 1: and I told her that. She was like, oh great,
Speaker 1: this was that the Emmy's Actually, no, this isn't the
Speaker 1: Oscars because she's friends with Michelle Williams.
Speaker 2: Yeah she is.
Speaker 3: I mean you see it.
Speaker 1: Actually people tell me this all the time. And she
Speaker 1: was not happy about it because obviously she didn't like
Speaker 1: the I looked. But she did manage to take a
Speaker 1: picture with me, and there she does look super.
Speaker 2: She does look really annoyed.
Speaker 1: They were waiting for their limo at this time.
Speaker 3: She looks like she's being really polite though, considering how
Speaker 3: annoyed she is.
Speaker 1: This is just us strolling the red carpet on the
Speaker 1: way out. Excuse me, Yeah, there I am in the audience, right.
Speaker 3: Next to Oh, you're right in front of Michael B. Jordan.
Speaker 1: Yes, Michael B. Jordan.
Speaker 3: Yes, who is that in front?
Speaker 1: He's I forgot his name, but he's been on a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3: I don't recognize him at all.
Speaker 1: But look at me looking right in the camera like
Speaker 1: I'm always trying to find that. Okay there, Okay, So
Speaker 1: one year we had to be extras on the red
Speaker 1: carpet for some reason, and so the photographers don't know
Speaker 1: who everybody is, so they just shoot pictures of everyone.
Speaker 1: So we're just getting flash flash flash, like who's that
Speaker 1: flash flash flash? It was so fun. So that's us
Speaker 1: in front of the camera experience, very cool experience. There.
Speaker 1: That's what it looked like outside the Dolby Theater. That's
Speaker 1: where I saw Michael Keaton throw away his acceptance speech
Speaker 1: when he lost for Birdman in the trash and then
Speaker 1: he left. Oh, there's my oscar.
Speaker 3: Holding towards Yeah, that's a better version.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's Tommy because I went with Tommy and Anita.
Speaker 1: Tommy with Patricia Arquette. Now this is Oh is that her? Y?
Speaker 3: Oh? I did not even recognize her.
Speaker 1: She's in Severn. Yeah, she's good.
Speaker 3: That's I did not even recognize her.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's really pretty.
Speaker 1: I know, she's so pretty. There's Kate Blenchett.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: And she looks very pleased.
Speaker 3: She actually yeah, she does not look pissy with you,
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 1: But there's I think the next one is a celebrity
Speaker 1: that was kind of annoyed. No, no, no, not him. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Jonah Hill was really nice.
Speaker 3: I think this is the last one.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't. You don't have the Sharon Stone one.
Speaker 1: There's one with a group me, Tommy and Anita and
Speaker 1: Sharon Stone.
Speaker 3: I don't think I saw that one.
Speaker 1: And she looks like, just get this the hell over with. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, now do you have the video? Now here's
Speaker 1: what happened the last time I was at the Oscars
Speaker 1: as a seat filler. One of the seat filler wranglers said,
Speaker 1: sit there in the aisle. So I was right on
Speaker 1: the aisle, So I sat there. The lights go back
Speaker 1: up and Neil Patrick Harris is not on the stage,
Speaker 1: He's in the aisles, and this is what happens.
Speaker 3: Are you a sea shiller?
Speaker 1: Are you sound?
Speaker 3: You're everywhere? What's your name?
Speaker 1: Laura? Hi? Laura. So basically he came up to me
Speaker 1: and said, hey, are you a seat filler? And I
Speaker 1: got scared because I thought, oh my god, is this
Speaker 1: a trick question? What am I supposed to say? Because
Speaker 1: I signed all this stuff? Oh my god? So of
Speaker 1: course I said yes, and he goes, what's your name?
Speaker 1: I said Laura and he goes, Hi, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I'm like Hi, he goes, You're everywhere.
Speaker 1: He goes you're yes, So that the minute that happened,
Speaker 1: that was on live TV and the oscars are everywhere.
Speaker 2: All of it. And by the way, I was at
Speaker 2: an Oscar a watch party and everybody went nut.
Speaker 1: My phone was on, was on Vibrate in my little
Speaker 1: purse in my lap, and it was like buzz buzz buzz, buzz,
Speaker 1: buzz buzz buzz. After that happened.
Speaker 3: It's kind of an awkward interaction actually, to be on
Speaker 3: live too, like to be on the oscars too, Are
Speaker 3: you like? Calls out a random woman. He's like, are
Speaker 3: you a paid extra here tonight? You're like?
Speaker 1: I was trending on Twitter when it was Twitter as
Speaker 1: the girl in the red dress, the seat filler in
Speaker 1: the red dress. So when I got home, Channel eight
Speaker 1: called me, uh NBC seven thirty nine Kosi. There was
Speaker 1: four local TV stations that sent reporters to my house
Speaker 1: here to interview me about the situation. Cause local girl
Speaker 1: gets called out on national TV, right, So I went
Speaker 1: ahead and talked about the seat filling experience and about
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Krristadada. Well, apparently the Academy saw one of
Speaker 1: those news clips online and they were not happy at
Speaker 1: all because in the news story. They showed the picture
Speaker 1: of me with all the celebrities. They showed the picture
Speaker 1: of me holding the oscar, and that's what broke the
Speaker 1: camel's back and I got into huge trouble.
Speaker 3: So did they send you, like a letter or something or.
Speaker 1: You know what. I don't remember if they sent me
Speaker 1: a letter.
Speaker 2: I know that they Yeah, they did send you a letter,
Speaker 2: did they? Yeah? Could you read it to me? Oh?
Speaker 3: What did it say?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You had it for a while.
Speaker 1: I blanked that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just said to your.
Speaker 1: Or like, you broke the contract pretty much. So this
Speaker 1: morning okay, if you look up girl Red Dress, Oscars,
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Harris, seat filler, you'll find a picture of
Speaker 1: me and him, and sometimes you'll see my face circled
Speaker 1: with a big thing that says banned or or fired
Speaker 1: or blacklisted. So these this morning show in Australia must
Speaker 1: have come across the picture or the story or something,
Speaker 1: and they got a hold of me through my work
Speaker 1: email and they asked for an interview and I'm like, sure,
Speaker 1: why not? I mean, enough time has passed. What am
Speaker 1: I gonna get in trouble again? So that was this morning.
Speaker 1: It was on Zoom it was ten thirty here, it
Speaker 1: was five thirty in the morning the next day in Australia,
Speaker 1: so they were they're like the number one morning show
Speaker 1: in Australia and there was like five of them on
Speaker 1: the show and they just interviewed me. It was really cool.
Speaker 1: It was on Zoom, so I did that this morning
Speaker 1: and it was it was really really cool.
Speaker 2: Oh fun, And.
Speaker 1: I think I ruined things for poor Tommy and Anita
Speaker 1: because after that they didn't do the Oscars anymore either.
Speaker 3: So they seat fillers are actually invited.
Speaker 1: They were seat fillers too, and it was actually really
Speaker 1: fun because we had to get there. We had to
Speaker 1: get there at eleven, even though the Oscars didn't even
Speaker 1: start till five.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, we had to get.
Speaker 1: There at eleven. We had a lot of waiting around.
Speaker 1: But then they threw us a luncheon, so we had
Speaker 1: like this luncheon in the hotel. Then we had to
Speaker 1: wait in a theater. Then they'd line us up outside
Speaker 1: the foyer and then we'd have to wait for the
Speaker 1: show to start. And so it was a lot of preparation,
Speaker 1: a lot of waiting around, a lot of and that's
Speaker 1: why I say wear comfortable shoes. I'm like, hell, no,
Speaker 1: am I gonna wear comfortable shoes at the Aufe. I
Speaker 1: want to wear like hot shoes. So I was always
Speaker 1: miserable in my shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah you hit the bar or anything or no, I
Speaker 3: don't know what was thinking. Maybe it'd be way more
Speaker 3: fun if you go to do out.
Speaker 1: In the bathroom. We saw the Kardashians. That's where we
Speaker 1: ran into. Oh we ran into Justin Timberlake, who did
Speaker 1: not want to take a picture.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, apparently he's a bit of a diva.
Speaker 1: Well, I think a lot of them. I saw Jennifer
Speaker 1: Aniston and she didn't look very happy. I seen Angelina Julia,
Speaker 1: I saw Brad Pitt. I mean, everybody. You can imagine.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 1: It was just the coolest experience. But I went out.
Speaker 1: When I went out, I went out big.
Speaker 2: You did you really did? You went out with a bang?
Speaker 1: I did, come on with a bang. Now this year,
Speaker 1: somebody else from our show is going to be at
Speaker 1: the Oscars doing something completely different and getting paid for it.
Speaker 1: Explain what you're doing and a kind of if you can,
Speaker 1: Where are you going to be, how long is it
Speaker 1: going to take? What time do you have to be
Speaker 1: there just that kind.
Speaker 2: Of I have to be there very early in the morning.
Speaker 1: So you have to be there on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I know about forty eight hours, so I'll know on
Speaker 2: either Thursday or Friday who I am styling. Okay, and
Speaker 2: I know it's a woman.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: When you see last week you said, wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: funny if you got Blake Lively? And I'm all, no,
Speaker 2: that would not be funny.
Speaker 1: That would be epic.
Speaker 3: I would pray for that.
Speaker 1: When you style a celebrity at the oscars, do you do?
Speaker 1: You do? They have like like five dresses to pick
Speaker 1: from and you say, Okay, you should put that one
Speaker 1: on with this accessory, Like what do you It.
Speaker 2: Depends on if they're under a licensing agreement with a designer,
Speaker 2: so like if they were.
Speaker 1: Like most of them are probably right.
Speaker 2: Like Charlie's their own was with Dior, so was Jennifer.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are.
Speaker 3: Lawrence, Yeah, Louie always has a dozen people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have. So when you go into a
Speaker 2: situation like that, it'll be like a couple of racks
Speaker 2: of just that designer and then will narrow it down
Speaker 2: to like three and then two and then one.
Speaker 1: Okay, just pretend that this actor or actress already has
Speaker 1: their gown because it had to be fitted specifically. So
Speaker 1: your job at that point is to style them accessories, shoes,
Speaker 1: so you pick what goes on and matches everything, and
Speaker 1: then they have their hair and makeup person so that
Speaker 1: you're just one of their people.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: How long does it take?
Speaker 2: Just depends on the person. Some people don't care, meaning like,
Speaker 2: I've worked with Allison Janning before and she is super easy.
Speaker 1: Oh she seems so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's really cool.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1: Is this person somebody that the person you heard it
Speaker 1: could be? Is this person known to be a diva
Speaker 1: of any kind?
Speaker 2: I have heard both.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you could get her in a mood or
Speaker 1: you could get her in a good mood or in
Speaker 1: a bad mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or him?
Speaker 1: Or can you say it's to her?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty confident. Very rarely have I had to style men,
Speaker 2: so I'm pretty sure it's probably a woman.
Speaker 1: If you say, hey, this bracelet is going to go
Speaker 1: perfect with the stress, and if they say no, I
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 2: I've had that happen before.
Speaker 1: And then you just have to take it off. You
Speaker 1: have to do what they say, right, oh.
Speaker 2: Or do you demand that they lot well? And a
Speaker 2: lot of the times the publicist will have a lot
Speaker 2: to do with it, so they're people that they employ
Speaker 2: will go, well, you might like those shoes, but I
Speaker 2: don't like those shoes. So I've had situations before where
Speaker 2: I was working with an actress who the shoes. Everything
Speaker 2: was beautiful except for I hated the shoes, and she
Speaker 2: liked them. Her publicists like them. I didn't, and I
Speaker 2: said I would not wear those shoes. And here's why
Speaker 2: you'll wind up on the worst dress list, because it
Speaker 2: looks like you're wearing two different shoes. And she was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right. When she got out on the red carpet,
Speaker 2: she had the the ones that you picked, the ones
Speaker 2: that I didn't pick, the ones that I thought, and
Speaker 2: she wound up on the worst dressing. I'll tell you after, Okay.
Speaker 1: Why can't you tell us them? It's pat okay, because
Speaker 1: you're all right, right right. We don't want to. We
Speaker 1: don't want to jeopardize his upcoming job.
Speaker 3: But you alreadyjeopardized him enough.
Speaker 1: I want to know.
Speaker 2: And I've worked with Sharon Stone before and I had
Speaker 2: a great experience with her. Oh okay, yeah, I really
Speaker 2: like did she.
Speaker 3: Do the basic instinct leg cross thing? I?
Speaker 1: Well, not for him.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I'll tell you after the show.
Speaker 1: Oh what.
Speaker 3: Straight moment?
Speaker 1: Do you have to stay with your celebrity the whole night?
Speaker 1: Are you done after?
Speaker 2: Your just depends on if they're changing for another event,
Speaker 2: So they go to the Governor's Ball or a vanity
Speaker 2: fair or something like that, and they want, okay that.
Speaker 3: I get to watch the Oscars after or in between?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where do you sit while the show's going on? Do
Speaker 1: you know yet?
Speaker 2: Uh? It just depends. I can go back to the hotel.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, an range between I'm guessing that it's more.
Speaker 1: It's more than a thousand dollars. You're going to be
Speaker 1: paid between a thousand? What is it between? Give me
Speaker 1: a range that what you're going to make to be
Speaker 1: a stylist. What does a stylist make to style somebody
Speaker 1: for the Academy Awards? What's the give range?
Speaker 2: It depends on who it is, what they're wearing, and
Speaker 2: how many how long you're there? Okay, so I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be there the full day?
Speaker 1: So are we talking a couple of fouls. That is
Speaker 1: so cool.
Speaker 3: She's like not to get too personally.
Speaker 1: Eric.
Speaker 3: How much money did you make last year? Entirely? Fiscal four?
Speaker 3: Fiscal years?
Speaker 1: Now? Can we talk about your W two from twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four? No, I'm just curious to know it. Like it?
Speaker 3: What figure did you put in box two nine?
Speaker 1: Oh? My gosh. The Academy Awards are on Sunday. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I know'brien, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm actually so excited because Conan is the only late
Speaker 3: night host. I actually think it's so funny. Every time
Speaker 3: he'll be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he'll be really funny.
Speaker 1: Was the slap last year? Or two years ago? It
Speaker 1: was two or three years ago? It was so you're
Speaker 1: before last it was like two or three years ago.
Speaker 1: Who hosted last year? Jimmy Kimmel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Oh I do. I love him.
Speaker 1: Conan will be great?
Speaker 3: Is the best. Yeah, he's so funny.
Speaker 1: That if somebody, if you were celebrity and somebody asked
Speaker 1: you to host the Oscars, would you do it? I mean,
Speaker 1: it just seems like an awful somebody.
Speaker 2: If somebody asked me to host the Oscars. I do
Speaker 2: it for free.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it sounds really boring though. It's like super scripted
Speaker 3: and like everyone's gonna stick up their butt because it's.
Speaker 1: Totally it's very political, and it sounds like all you're
Speaker 1: going to be doing doing is you're gonna be bashed
Speaker 1: by everybody the public. Oh he sucked, she sucked.
Speaker 3: They're made up awards to like, yeah they're not. I
Speaker 3: mean anyway, well, I like voted in the best too.
Speaker 3: It's like a couple of a couple of guys get around,
Speaker 3: They're like you give it to them, Like.
Speaker 1: Now, how am I going to watch it with? You're
Speaker 1: not going to be around? Maybe I can come with you?
Speaker 2: Oh sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What would you be afraid of?
Speaker 2: Well, getting kicked out after all the things that I
Speaker 2: just told you everything? Oh my god, what do.
Speaker 1: I say too dangerous?
Speaker 3: Would you really ask your person like hey can I
Speaker 3: get a picture?
Speaker 2: Or that?
Speaker 1: Be?
Speaker 2: Like you know what, in all the years I've been
Speaker 2: doing it, I have never once asked anybody for a picture.
Speaker 3: That's probably good, that's great, that's professional. Just sneak went
Speaker 3: for us, just.
Speaker 2: And I will tell you this, give us no I
Speaker 2: off the show. I'll tell you one thing that I
Speaker 2: did that I thought of you.
Speaker 1: Because it was because it was against the rules.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can't. Now, he's got to go. He's got
Speaker 3: to be there next week.
Speaker 1: I know that's not jeopard They tap.
Speaker 3: Your phone lines because of your past, but behavior.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I bet the academy watches you.
Speaker 1: Academy is watching me. Okay, do you want to play
Speaker 1: a game real quick?
Speaker 2: Yes? All right?
Speaker 1: This is called guilty or Innocent. I'm going to put
Speaker 1: each of us on the hot seat and I'm going
Speaker 1: to give you a question and you have to tell
Speaker 1: We're gonna guess whether or not Brian is guilty or innocent.
Speaker 1: Oh me, When we go around the room and you're guilty,
Speaker 1: you have to tell us the story.
Speaker 2: Remember we had David on, who is the makeup artist
Speaker 2: Jane for Jane Fauna. We had him on last year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who are my friend David who does Jane Fonda's makeup?
Speaker 2: Remember he? Yes, yes, he did her makeup for the
Speaker 2: SAG Awards because she won the Lifetime Achievement Award. She
Speaker 2: looks amazing her And how old is she almost ninety? No,
Speaker 2: she's eighty eight.
Speaker 3: I think I can't I better it be hard to
Speaker 3: make up for someone that's there.
Speaker 2: She looks so good.
Speaker 1: I'm sure her skin is pulled nice and true.
Speaker 2: Well, whatever she's had done, she looks great. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: doesn't look she's in that. She's in that category with
Speaker 2: only one other person I think in that share.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Madonna went kind of over.
Speaker 3: Sixty shares.
Speaker 1: Her plastic surgery is calmed down because remember she was.
Speaker 1: There was a minute there where it was like what bad? Right,
Speaker 1: you have those fillers and everything. Yeah, all right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna start with Brian.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's this game called.
Speaker 1: It's called guilty or innocent. I will read you a
Speaker 1: scenario and you have to tell me or we're gonna
Speaker 1: guess if he's done this, and then if and then
Speaker 1: he's gonna tell us, yes, I'm guilty or I'm innocent.
Speaker 1: Have you ever faked a family emergency to get out
Speaker 1: of work? Uh, well let's guess. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I thought I was just saying I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say no, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I would say I was gonna say yes, at least
Speaker 1: once in your work to get out of work. No,
Speaker 1: I innocent of that.
Speaker 3: I'm innocent. I'm sure you're not Okay, do one more
Speaker 3: because I screwed it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever secretly taken credit for somebody else's work?
Speaker 1: I don't think he has.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I think that he he's.
Speaker 2: A pretty stand up guy. I don't. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You know what, he's young, Give him time, he'll do it.
Speaker 1: He'll eventually do something.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have either. I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 3: I don't. Maybe I have, like, but it'd be like
Speaker 3: really a minor but I don't think.
Speaker 1: So, but like not on purpose, not like viciously.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Eric, you're in the hot seat. Okay, have you ever
Speaker 1: lied on your resume? Stop right there, let's let's Brian
Speaker 1: and I will discuss.
Speaker 3: No, because he's never thought to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he hasn't lied, but he has definitely embellished.
Speaker 3: I bet he hasn't even done that because he's never
Speaker 3: thought that you could do that. I bet he treats
Speaker 3: his resume like a legal document.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so you're innocent.
Speaker 3: I have never He's like, they'll catch me and I'll
Speaker 3: get into jail or something.
Speaker 1: You've never like added a couple of little like fun
Speaker 1: little tidbits just to make it more exciting.
Speaker 2: No, I'm exciting enough.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now it's my turn to be on the hot seat.
Speaker 1: I'll read my own questions already, guys. Okay, it's it's
Speaker 1: number four.
Speaker 2: Number four, lour Kane. Have you ever been fired from
Speaker 2: a job?
Speaker 1: Yes, one, two, three times.
Speaker 3: Wait, let go doesn't.
Speaker 1: Count being like go? Okay, so being blown out? I
Speaker 1: was fired from We are a fire from Kixie.
Speaker 3: You're let go. It's different, Okay.
Speaker 1: I was fired from a shoe store in Fashion Valley
Speaker 1: before I even started. I trained, and then this was
Speaker 1: in college and I was in a sorority and I
Speaker 1: told my boss. I said, hey, get I'll be able
Speaker 1: to start, but not until rush is over at my sorority.
Speaker 1: And she did not think that that was important or
Speaker 1: cool and was like very upset and said, you know what,
Speaker 1: don't bother coming.
Speaker 3: Back fair, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I think I also got fired from Express too. I
Speaker 1: worked on the floor for like two days and then wow,
Speaker 1: I can't express clothes? Remember Express? Okay, Brian, Yeah, have
Speaker 1: you ever fallen asleep at work? Yes, of course he has.
Speaker 2: I'm gone, he's taken a nap. I'm gonna say yes
Speaker 2: if he was tired and he was just in front
Speaker 2: of a computer screen, maybe noted off.
Speaker 3: No, oh, now I will say I'll give you some
Speaker 3: partial credit because I work from home. In my work,
Speaker 3: when i'm done for the days is whenever i'm done.
Speaker 3: So maybe early day I finished at three thirty, maybe
Speaker 3: i'd take a nap from four to five. Like yeah,
Speaker 3: but like that's not really sleeping on the job, like
Speaker 3: my job was done.
Speaker 1: Because you're already done.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, but I've never been like, oh man, I
Speaker 3: got stuff to do, I'm gonna go take a nap.
Speaker 1: Though I do it all the time.
Speaker 3: I bet you do.
Speaker 2: I did, but.
Speaker 1: Like, but you're like at a desk where people come by.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did you go hide somewhere.
Speaker 2: This was horrible. It's happened twice, and.
Speaker 1: I can see this happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had during a This is not in the
Speaker 2: field that I'm in. Now, this is a long time.
Speaker 1: Was this his veterinary field or his bird training field
Speaker 1: or his modeling actually speak?
Speaker 3: Which have you guys seen the movie Cloudy with a
Speaker 3: Chance of meat Balls. Yes, you're like the guy who
Speaker 3: is like I was a pilot once. He's like I
Speaker 3: was also a doctor once and like just a million things.
Speaker 3: That's you well, no, it's when I worked well, I
Speaker 3: don't want to say where.
Speaker 1: I worked, the WHO store, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: And we were having a big meeting in the conference
Speaker 2: room and it was just warm, and I had like
Speaker 2: a sweater or jacket on it, and I fell asleep
Speaker 2: and I think I farted, That's what happened. But then
Speaker 2: the other one I had, I wasn't feeling well and
Speaker 2: I took uh it niquill instead of day quill and
Speaker 2: I could And I was talking to a client and
Speaker 2: fell asleep talking to them at my desk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Without jeopardizing my current employment.
Speaker 3: She was like, I actually I sleep every day.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Under her desk is a little space heater in a
Speaker 3: dog bed that she curls up on him.
Speaker 1: I will just say.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: There was an occasion years ago when I fell asleep
Speaker 1: during my shift for two hours.
Speaker 3: How many years ago? Okay?
Speaker 1: This is after Jeff, This was right after COVID like COVID,
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, years did you like miss anything?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Did they even find out?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh Steph.
Speaker 1: And I wasn't allowed to work from home anymore I read.
Speaker 1: That's what I can only say that.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you won't fire for that.
Speaker 2: I know that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Anyways, no more, no more.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever pretended to be busy when you weren't?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, yes, for sure? For sure, for sure give
Speaker 3: them another one. Cheat.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Have you ever called in sick and then gone out
Speaker 1: in public that same date? Absolutely? Because I don't. He
Speaker 1: may have felt ill, but he still needed to go
Speaker 1: to food for less to grab like a snack, so
Speaker 1: forced himself to go out.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that. The bar for that bar is so
Speaker 3: low that I'm sure. Yes. Like, has he ever wilfully like,
Speaker 3: oh I'm so sick Boston and went out to like,
Speaker 3: you know, hookie from work? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: No, he's too He's too good of it, too.
Speaker 3: Straight laced, until a customer service rep give him.
Speaker 2: This is how good I am Every year my sick time,
Speaker 2: because that's the only thing that you can't recruit coop
Speaker 2: like that doesn't roll over right Every single year I
Speaker 2: lose sick time because same.
Speaker 3: I really I haven't taken sick day in four years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've just worked through it.
Speaker 2: The only time I've ever had to call in sick
Speaker 2: is when I've had like a horrible, horrible migraine, or
Speaker 2: I've just been so like I've had a sore throat
Speaker 2: or something and it could not get out of bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have blown off work exactly one time by calling
Speaker 3: in sick to go hang out with people.
Speaker 2: Because see one time, well this is my fear. My
Speaker 2: fear is I'm I'm way too honest, and I always
Speaker 2: feel like if I do it and then try and
Speaker 2: sneak out, I'm going to get caught, oh for sure.
Speaker 3: So I just one day, one day I actually was sick,
Speaker 3: like actually was sick. I didn't go into work and
Speaker 3: I ended up buying a car that day, and I
Speaker 3: came and I came to work the next day with
Speaker 3: a Mustang and they were like, they were like, you
Speaker 3: were sick. I was like, I swear to god, I
Speaker 3: was coughing my lungs out that day. By the they
Speaker 3: just delivered it to me. I literally pulled up in
Speaker 3: front of my job and my manager was like out front,
Speaker 3: she goes, you were sick yesterday where And she was like,
Speaker 3: I swear to god I was. I could not have worked.
Speaker 3: I just also happened to buy a car that day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it didn't look good.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone, oh, okay, this is me, okay,
Speaker 1: this one which one or one of these? Any one
Speaker 1: of these you pick, you pick if you can read it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever made up an excuse to leave work early? Yes,
Speaker 2: you have.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you absolutely have. You've done every thing in the
Speaker 3: book to work before.
Speaker 1: Not lately. This isn't lately, No, seriously, because I really
Speaker 1: like what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 3: But in your in your history, you definitely have more
Speaker 3: than once. Oh every day.
Speaker 1: No, it's been a lot.
Speaker 3: I did know someone who faked having breast cancer to
Speaker 3: get work one day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, really that's not good.
Speaker 3: It was really and she got caught too that Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a bad, bad karma. Yeah. It was to go
Speaker 3: to her and she left together her brother's baseball game,
Speaker 3: and she literally used like she's like, yeah, it was crazy,
Speaker 3: see that's what she was like nineteen.
Speaker 2: There's like, oh my god, I would never use like
Speaker 2: a disease or saying because because something.
Speaker 1: Bat will happen. Huh, Oh my gosh, for sure, Bryan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you ever flirted with somebody to get a better
Speaker 1: deal or a discount.
Speaker 3: Oh damn it. Sorry, next question, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I have for sure.
Speaker 2: Oh, first, I tried to flirt. I flirted my way
Speaker 2: out of that ticket one time, a speeding ticket. Really,
Speaker 2: uh huh was with a straight, macho cop. It was
Speaker 2: with a male cop. What but it was here in
Speaker 2: the hillcrest.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, San Diego p D. They don't have their own PD.
Speaker 1: I got pulled over when I lived in Coronado when
Speaker 1: I was doing traffic, when I was like twenty two
Speaker 1: driving BMW. I had now I was like a Honda.
Speaker 1: I had a low cut kind of a low cut dress.
Speaker 1: I looked nice.
Speaker 3: Did you expose yourself?
Speaker 1: It was early in the morning, because it was probably
Speaker 1: like four thirty in the morning. Pulls me over because
Speaker 1: I was speeding, of course, and I looked all put together,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh gosh, you know what I am. Sorry, Yes,
Speaker 1: I was going too fast, but I am I'm on
Speaker 1: the air in twenty minutes. I do traffic for various stations.
Speaker 1: I was trying to like throw that out there. He goes,
Speaker 1: this won't be bit a minute. It's back, writes me.
Speaker 1: Ticke it nothing worked. The dress, the cleavage, the hair,
Speaker 1: the fact that I have like a cool sounding job.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: I've never talked my way out of a ticket, not once.
Speaker 3: I've never been pulled over, not once. What yeah, never
Speaker 3: been pulled over. Now. I did get a ticket once
Speaker 3: because the DMV didn't send me my renewal notice my registration.
Speaker 1: That's nothing. That's nothing.
Speaker 3: It cost me sixty bucks and my registration fee.
Speaker 1: Did you know there's a new law called the daylighting
Speaker 1: law where it starts March first, and if you are
Speaker 1: caught parking twenty feet from a crosswalk, you could get
Speaker 1: a seventy seven dollars ticket.
Speaker 3: I think it's actually a grey law because there are
Speaker 3: jerks that like park on crossworks and it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It had like the marked unmarked red doesn't matter, Like well, it.
Speaker 3: Has to be actual intersections though it's not right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's like some people do park like literally on
Speaker 3: like right on intersection crosswalks of the tip. Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Have you ever sent is this me? Yeah, gonna go,
Speaker 1: We're almost done a text to the wrong person. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: now give us an example.
Speaker 3: Wait, damn it, we're supposed to get yet he asked
Speaker 3: me a different question.
Speaker 1: Have you ever lied about being on a diet while
Speaker 1: secretly eating junk food?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, because no, no, because he doesn't really he doesn't.
Speaker 1: He doesn't ever talk about being on.
Speaker 3: He may have like omitted, but not like lying. He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into it, but.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I'm going to give him a different one
Speaker 1: and don't answer. Okay, have you ever laughed so hard
Speaker 1: that you peed yourself a little bit?
Speaker 3: I bet, I bet you.
Speaker 1: I'm almost certain.
Speaker 3: Never full blown pee, but just a trickle.
Speaker 1: There's a trickle that created a little spot on his pants.
Speaker 3: May I'm a spot. But he felt that he knew.
Speaker 1: Are we right?
Speaker 2: Not that I can recall, you've never peed yourself laughing?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I haven't either. Oh my gosh, you do all the time.
Speaker 2: No, I keep that shit tight.
Speaker 1: Literally, Okay twice one time.
Speaker 3: I want the details.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is funny. I was pregnant with Charlie.
Speaker 3: Oh that doesn't count.
Speaker 1: No, this is. And then I'll tell you my second one.
Speaker 1: And Randy was cutting up some sound. What we had
Speaker 1: done was we each drank the most carbonated soda there was,
Speaker 1: and we burped. We recorded each one of us burping,
Speaker 1: and Randy's job was to slow down the burps, and
Speaker 1: the next day we were going to play a game
Speaker 1: whose burp is it? Well, when he was slowing down
Speaker 1: the burps, they sounded like dinosaurs roaring.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 1: And it was just like so incredibly funny. I laughed
Speaker 1: so hard I completely peeded my overalls. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop, and I had to tie like a
Speaker 1: jacket around my waist to leave the building because it
Speaker 1: was a giant wet spot. Second time it was during COVID.
Speaker 1: We were stuck inside. I was on the couch. Evan
Speaker 1: and I we called it Cuckoo hour every every time
Speaker 1: eight o'clock came around at night, and we were like
Speaker 1: cuckoo for cocoa puffs because we've been inside all day.
Speaker 1: She's been doing school all day. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 1: but I laughed so hard. I peed on the couch.
Speaker 3: Like are we talking like full bladder worth of full
Speaker 3: on spot.
Speaker 1: This big, and we had to take the things off.
Speaker 1: We had to like wash them right away. I was
Speaker 1: still laughing, and then I peed again on the same
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the same like five minutes later, it
Speaker 1: was so funny.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the pea that I smell. That's dog.
Speaker 1: I got something to handle that. By the way, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll do one more and then we're done.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna do this with Brian. So I'm not
Speaker 1: sure about this. Okay, have you ever clogged somebody else's
Speaker 1: toilet and say, I'm going to say there is a
Speaker 1: I'm feeling psychically, the answer is.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to say there's probably a log jam.
Speaker 1: That he just walked away from. Yeah, and didn't say
Speaker 1: a word. We're gonna say yes, no. Really.
Speaker 3: However, however, I have clogged a toilet and left without
Speaker 3: knowing I had clogged it and then was informed later,
Speaker 3: which is perhaps the most embarrassing it happened. I was
Speaker 3: like like probably nine or something, but it was still
Speaker 3: the most embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That's ever daily thing with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, never intentionally, although I'm honestly going.
Speaker 2: Over here her elephant poops.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all. You know what We're done. We are done.
Speaker 1: We've talked enough. I can't wait until next week when
Speaker 1: we hear who you've styled what it was like, because
Speaker 1: you're going to the oscars this year.
Speaker 2: I am, I am.
Speaker 1: We're going to watch it. You're going to be there.
Speaker 3: Laura's not going. She's not allowed.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: She ruined that opportunity I.
Speaker 1: Did for me and a couple other people. And I
Speaker 1: really still feel bad about that. Bob Well, I went
Speaker 1: out big.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna You really did.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, you guys for listening and watching
Speaker 1: and all the things. And we love you so much.
Speaker 1: We really do. We appreciate it and love your.
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Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies, and I mis you
Speaker 1: so much. Bye guys.
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