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<v Speaker 1>It's hello.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like really up close right now our extream close up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer, producer Brian Together,

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<v Speaker 1>all of us make up Laura Kane after Dark the

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts for the people. That's right tonight, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be talking about the Oscars. We have a couple stories,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to tell you why I've been forever

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<v Speaker 1>banned from the Academy Awards. According to the people that

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<v Speaker 1>are part of the Academy. What did I do? I

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<v Speaker 1>blame it on Neil Patrick Harris. But I will tell

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<v Speaker 1>you all about that, and then we're gonna dance around

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<v Speaker 1>who Eric is styling for the Oscars this year. Very exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're going to play a game after that. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's jump right into the seat filling thing, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>For five years?

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<v Speaker 2>And how appropriate that you're wearing all red?

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<v Speaker 1>That it was on purpose? Oh okay, because I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you why I'm ring red. I'll get to that in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. For five years between the I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was two thousand and thirteen to twoy eighteen, something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a seat filler every year for the Emmys

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<v Speaker 1>and also the oscars.

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<v Speaker 3>What is a seat filling?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now this is what this is what got me

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<v Speaker 1>into trouble. Now, a seat filler is somebody that fills

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<v Speaker 1>the seat of somebody in the front of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>When the lights go down or the lights go up

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<v Speaker 1>and it's time for commercial a lot of the celebrities

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<v Speaker 1>will either get up and use the restroom or they'll

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bar, and then it's time for the

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<v Speaker 1>show to begin and they're not done. So there are

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<v Speaker 1>a group of people that are the seat filler wranglers,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll tell you we wait in the foyer of

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<v Speaker 1>the theater in line, and when it's your turn, they'll say, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit in that seat, all right, you go over there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you go over there. So when the lights come back

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<v Speaker 1>on and the show starts again, the seats all look filled.

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<v Speaker 1>There have been times when I am in a seat

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whose seat I'm filling, but that person

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<v Speaker 1>never came back. There was one year where I watched

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<v Speaker 1>the entire show from like a front row almost a

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<v Speaker 1>front row seat, because the person left and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>still do this day to who that was. So in

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<v Speaker 1>order to be a seat filler, You kind of have

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<v Speaker 1>to know somebody. And I'm not going to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>how I knew this person, but I knew somebody through

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<v Speaker 1>someone and that's how I got hooked up. But you

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<v Speaker 1>have to fill out this huge long form, get background checked,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to get a passport photo taken, send it in.

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<v Speaker 1>They make you a big badge that says sea filler,

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<v Speaker 1>your name and your picture, and you wear it around

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<v Speaker 1>your neck the entire time. And so I got in.

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<v Speaker 1>I passed. They call you like two days before and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll say you're in because there's so many people that

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<v Speaker 1>want to do it. So you have to prepare and

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<v Speaker 1>get a gown, and they're very specific about what you

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<v Speaker 1>wear because you can't outshine the celebrities. You can't be

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<v Speaker 1>outlandish and cause attention. You just have to blend in.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the point. When it's when the lights are up

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<v Speaker 1>and it's commercial time, you have to put your seat

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<v Speaker 1>filler lanyard in front of you. That's a seat filler. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>when the lights go back up again or down when

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<v Speaker 1>the show's again, you have to put it around on

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<v Speaker 1>your back so it doesn't show on camera. So basically

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<v Speaker 1>you're walking around with this bitch. It's huge too, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're just scummed. You're just like kind of like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like right exactly. The seat fill of rules are you

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk about being a seat filler, which to me

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<v Speaker 1>was always like okay, but it's kind of self explanatory,

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<v Speaker 1>right Anyway, that was something I signed that said I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't speak publicly about it. Also it said do not

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<v Speaker 1>you are not allowed to speak to any celebrities unless

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<v Speaker 1>spoken to God.

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<v Speaker 3>You've broke this rule so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>No cameras broke that, phones broke that rule. And again

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<v Speaker 1>there was it was pages and pages ahead to sign.

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<v Speaker 3>Real quick before you get into the Let's just show

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<v Speaker 3>so all those pictures that you sent me, there were

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<v Speaker 3>too many of them to put near individually, so I

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<v Speaker 3>had to make them into a slide show because too

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<v Speaker 3>many of them. Let's let's just show all the celebrities

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<v Speaker 3>you because some of them are really awkward too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there are some that I took during commercial break

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<v Speaker 1>and I just risked it. Most of them happened at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the show. All of the celebrities would

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<v Speaker 1>gather in the foyer right in front of the stage

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<v Speaker 1>just say hey, Hi, how you doing. Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was like a candy store because they

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<v Speaker 1>were all there and they're all like a listers, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where we would attack. That's where we would go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Jared Leto. Let's just ask him for a selfie.

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<v Speaker 1>I was fearless.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can, let me show these because these are

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<v Speaker 3>this is I can. I can tell how awkward the

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<v Speaker 3>situation was.

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<v Speaker 1>And then do you have the video. We'll play the

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<v Speaker 1>video after all the pictures, because I'll show you what happened. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there I am in the audience. Somebody took that picture.

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<v Speaker 1>My badge is yeah, see my badge around my neck. Up,

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<v Speaker 1>that's another year. There's Kevin Spacey. He handed me a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of pizza when oh, Aaron, Paul was the greatest.

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<v Speaker 1>He was so nice from breaking bad. Oh Saul, better

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<v Speaker 1>call Saul. I forgot his name.

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<v Speaker 3>Bobout Her Kirk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's just John Travolta. That was right near the bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 1>We caught him.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks a little like like, okay, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>They all do, but it's now Jared Letto looks.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks like he looks mildly annoyed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, he looks like he was having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>He's giving me a fox up. Yeah, that's one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorites right there, Jared Letto. Okay, that was at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the show. Okay, and then we're moving

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<v Speaker 1>on to.

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<v Speaker 2>Amy Adams.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she looks mildly annoyed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for sure. This was a while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, this was a while ago. This is this was

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<v Speaker 1>before I got banned. John Hamm.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks like he did not know a picture was

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<v Speaker 3>being taken to last second.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, who are you? Oh, okay, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love it. It's John ham Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite. This is my very first celebrity selfie.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Jack Nicholson in front of me.

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<v Speaker 3>He was having a good time on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>He was having a good time and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I can I take a picture? He didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think he knew what a selfie was. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just hurried and took it. And that's why he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking during it, so that's why his mouth is open.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is like my classic. That was the first

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<v Speaker 1>seat filler experience. When I saw Jack Nicholson, I had

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<v Speaker 1>to jump at the chance. I had to. I just

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<v Speaker 1>had to. That's good, Okay, thank you. There's Leonardo DiCaprio,

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<v Speaker 1>and then my friend Anita. That's Leo. He looks young, young,

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<v Speaker 1>and not too annoyed. He looks like he's okay, he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's being very polite.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that he's polite.

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<v Speaker 1>He's being very polite. Okay. So this picture, I'm holding

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<v Speaker 1>an actual oscar. This is one of the things that

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<v Speaker 1>got me into trouble, now I got I was seated

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<v Speaker 1>next to a woman who had just won an Academy

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<v Speaker 1>Award for Best Documentary and she was pretty drunk. So

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<v Speaker 1>she started up a conversation with me and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, would you want to hold this oscar?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said yes, can you please take a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of me with the oscar? Because this is incredible. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's the picture. I didn't initiate this, she actually did.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's cool. And then you were like, hey, take

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<v Speaker 3>a picture of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh my god. Yes, it's one of my

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<v Speaker 1>most prized possessions. Okay, So there's that. Okay, is that

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<v Speaker 1>busy Phillips? This is remember I told you when she

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<v Speaker 1>because people always tell me I look like busy Phillips,

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<v Speaker 1>and I told her that. She was like, oh great,

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<v Speaker 1>this was that the Emmy's Actually, no, this isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>Oscars because she's friends with Michelle Williams.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she is.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually people tell me this all the time. And she

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<v Speaker 1>was not happy about it because obviously she didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>the I looked. But she did manage to take a

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<v Speaker 1>picture with me, and there she does look super.

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<v Speaker 2>She does look really annoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>They were waiting for their limo at this time.

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<v Speaker 3>She looks like she's being really polite though, considering how

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<v Speaker 3>annoyed she is.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just us strolling the red carpet on the

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<v Speaker 1>way out. Excuse me, Yeah, there I am in the audience, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Next to Oh, you're right in front of Michael B. Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Michael B. Jordan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, who is that in front?

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<v Speaker 1>He's I forgot his name, but he's been on a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know who that is.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't recognize him at all.

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<v Speaker 1>But look at me looking right in the camera like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always trying to find that. Okay there, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>one year we had to be extras on the red

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<v Speaker 1>carpet for some reason, and so the photographers don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who everybody is, so they just shoot pictures of everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're just getting flash flash flash, like who's that

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<v Speaker 1>flash flash flash? It was so fun. So that's us

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the camera experience, very cool experience. There.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it looked like outside the Dolby Theater. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I saw Michael Keaton throw away his acceptance speech

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<v Speaker 1>when he lost for Birdman in the trash and then

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<v Speaker 1>he left. Oh, there's my oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>Holding towards Yeah, that's a better version.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's Tommy because I went with Tommy and Anita.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy with Patricia Arquette. Now this is Oh is that her? Y?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? I did not even recognize her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's in Severn. Yeah, she's good.

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<v Speaker 3>That's I did not even recognize her.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's really pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, she's so pretty. There's Kate Blenchett.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And she looks very pleased.

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<v Speaker 3>She actually yeah, she does not look pissy with you,

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<v Speaker 3>not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's I think the next one is a celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>that was kind of annoyed. No, no, no, not him. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so Jonah Hill was really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is the last one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you didn't. You don't have the Sharon Stone one.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one with a group me, Tommy and Anita and

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<v Speaker 1>Sharon Stone.

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<v Speaker 1>And she looks like, just get this the hell over with. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, now do you have the video? Now here's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened the last time I was at the Oscars

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<v Speaker 1>as a seat filler. One of the seat filler wranglers said,

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<v Speaker 1>up and Neil Patrick Harris is not on the stage,

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<v Speaker 1>He's in the aisles, and this is what happens.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you a sea shiller?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sound?

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<v Speaker 3>You're everywhere? What's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Laura? Hi? Laura. So basically he came up to me

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<v Speaker 1>a trick question? What am I supposed to say? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I signed all this stuff? Oh my god? So of

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<v Speaker 1>course I said yes, and he goes, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 1>I said Laura and he goes, Hi, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like Hi, he goes, You're everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes you're yes, So that the minute that happened,

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<v Speaker 1>that was on live TV and the oscars are everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>All of it. And by the way, I was at

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<v Speaker 1>purse in my lap, and it was like buzz buzz buzz, buzz,

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of an awkward interaction actually, to be on

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<v Speaker 3>live too, like to be on the oscars too, Are

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<v Speaker 3>you like? Calls out a random woman. He's like, are

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<v Speaker 3>you a paid extra here tonight? You're like?

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<v Speaker 1>I was trending on Twitter when it was Twitter as

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<v Speaker 1>the girl in the red dress, the seat filler in

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<v Speaker 1>the red dress. So when I got home, Channel eight

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<v Speaker 1>called me, uh NBC seven thirty nine Kosi. There was

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<v Speaker 1>here to interview me about the situation. Cause local girl

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<v Speaker 1>gets called out on national TV, right, So I went

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and talked about the seat filling experience and about

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<v Speaker 1>Neil Patrick Krristadada. Well, apparently the Academy saw one of

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<v Speaker 1>all because in the news story. They showed the picture

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<v Speaker 1>of me with all the celebrities. They showed the picture

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<v Speaker 1>of me holding the oscar, and that's what broke the

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<v Speaker 1>camel's back and I got into huge trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>So did they send you, like a letter or something or.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. I don't remember if they sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a letter.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that they Yeah, they did send you a letter,

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<v Speaker 2>did they? Yeah? Could you read it to me? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>What did it say?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You had it for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I blanked that out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just said to your.

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<v Speaker 1>Or like, you broke the contract pretty much. So this

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<v Speaker 1>morning okay, if you look up girl Red Dress, Oscars,

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<v Speaker 1>Neil Patrick Harris, seat filler, you'll find a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>me and him, and sometimes you'll see my face circled

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<v Speaker 1>with a big thing that says banned or or fired

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<v Speaker 1>or blacklisted. So these this morning show in Australia must

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<v Speaker 1>have come across the picture or the story or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and they got a hold of me through my work

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<v Speaker 1>email and they asked for an interview and I'm like, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>why not? I mean, enough time has passed. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I gonna get in trouble again? So that was this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It was on Zoom it was ten thirty here, it

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<v Speaker 1>was five thirty in the morning the next day in Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>so they were they're like the number one morning show

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia and there was like five of them on

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<v Speaker 1>the show and they just interviewed me. It was really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It was on Zoom, so I did that this morning

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<v Speaker 1>and it was it was really really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fun, And.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I ruined things for poor Tommy and Anita

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<v Speaker 1>because after that they didn't do the Oscars anymore either.

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<v Speaker 3>So they seat fillers are actually invited.

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<v Speaker 1>They were seat fillers too, and it was actually really

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<v Speaker 1>fun because we had to get there. We had to

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<v Speaker 1>get there at eleven, even though the Oscars didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>start till five.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, we had to get.

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<v Speaker 1>There at eleven. We had a lot of waiting around.

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<v Speaker 1>But then they threw us a luncheon, so we had

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<v Speaker 1>like this luncheon in the hotel. Then we had to

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<v Speaker 1>wait in a theater. Then they'd line us up outside

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<v Speaker 1>the foyer and then we'd have to wait for the

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<v Speaker 1>show to start. And so it was a lot of preparation,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of waiting around, a lot of and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I say wear comfortable shoes. I'm like, hell, no,

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<v Speaker 1>am I gonna wear comfortable shoes at the Aufe. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to wear like hot shoes. So I was always

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<v Speaker 1>miserable in my shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you hit the bar or anything or no, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what was thinking. Maybe it'd be way more

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<v Speaker 3>fun if you go to do out.

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<v Speaker 1>In the bathroom. We saw the Kardashians. That's where we

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<v Speaker 1>ran into. Oh we ran into Justin Timberlake, who did

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<v Speaker 1>not want to take a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, well, apparently he's a bit of a diva.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think a lot of them. I saw Jennifer

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<v Speaker 1>Aniston and she didn't look very happy. I seen Angelina Julia,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Brad Pitt. I mean, everybody. You can imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just the coolest experience. But I went out.

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<v Speaker 1>When I went out, I went out big.

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<v Speaker 2>You did you really did? You went out with a bang?

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<v Speaker 1>I did, come on with a bang. Now this year,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else from our show is going to be at

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<v Speaker 1>the Oscars doing something completely different and getting paid for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Explain what you're doing and a kind of if you can,

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you going to be, how long is it

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<v Speaker 1>going to take? What time do you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>there just that kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of I have to be there very early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to be there on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I know about forty eight hours, so I'll know on

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<v Speaker 2>either Thursday or Friday who I am styling. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>When you see last week you said, wouldn't it be

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<v Speaker 2>funny if you got Blake Lively? And I'm all, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that would not be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be epic.

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<v Speaker 3>I would pray for that.

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<v Speaker 1>When you style a celebrity at the oscars, do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You do? They have like like five dresses to pick

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<v Speaker 1>from and you say, Okay, you should put that one

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<v Speaker 1>on with this accessory, Like what do you It.

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<v Speaker 2>Depends on if they're under a licensing agreement with a designer,

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<v Speaker 2>so like if they were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like most of them are probably right.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Charlie's their own was with Dior, so was Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of them are.

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<v Speaker 3>Lawrence, Yeah, Louie always has a dozen people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so they have. So when you go into a

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<v Speaker 2>situation like that, it'll be like a couple of racks

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<v Speaker 2>of just that designer and then will narrow it down

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<v Speaker 2>to like three and then two and then one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, just pretend that this actor or actress already has

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<v Speaker 1>their gown because it had to be fitted specifically. So

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<v Speaker 1>your job at that point is to style them accessories, shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>so you pick what goes on and matches everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they have their hair and makeup person so that

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<v Speaker 1>you're just one of their people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>How long does it take?

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<v Speaker 2>Just depends on the person. Some people don't care, meaning like,

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<v Speaker 2>I've worked with Allison Janning before and she is super easy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she seems so cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this person somebody that the person you heard it

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<v Speaker 1>could be? Is this person known to be a diva

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<v Speaker 1>of any kind?

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard both.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you could get her in a mood or

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<v Speaker 1>you could get her in a good mood or in

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<v Speaker 1>a bad mood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or him?

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<v Speaker 1>Or can you say it's to her?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty confident. Very rarely have I had to style men,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm pretty sure it's probably a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>If you say, hey, this bracelet is going to go

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<v Speaker 1>perfect with the stress, and if they say no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had that happen before.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you just have to take it off. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to do what they say, right, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you demand that they lot well? And a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of the times the publicist will have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>to do with it, so they're people that they employ

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<v Speaker 2>will go, well, you might like those shoes, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like those shoes. So I've had situations before where

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<v Speaker 2>I was working with an actress who the shoes. Everything

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<v Speaker 2>liked them. Her publicists like them. I didn't, and I

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<v Speaker 2>said I would not wear those shoes. And here's why

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<v Speaker 2>you'll wind up on the worst dress list, because it

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<v Speaker 2>looks like you're wearing two different shoes. And she was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right. When she got out on the red carpet,

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<v Speaker 2>she had the the ones that you picked, the ones

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<v Speaker 2>that I didn't pick, the ones that I thought, and

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<v Speaker 2>she wound up on the worst dressing. I'll tell you after, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you tell us them? It's pat okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're all right, right right. We don't want to. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to jeopardize his upcoming job.

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<v Speaker 3>But you alreadyjeopardized him enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've worked with Sharon Stone before and I had

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<v Speaker 2>a great experience with her. Oh okay, yeah, I really

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<v Speaker 2>like did she.

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<v Speaker 3>Do the basic instinct leg cross thing? I?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, not for him.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, man, I'll tell you after the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what.

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<v Speaker 3>Straight moment?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to stay with your celebrity the whole night?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you done after?

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<v Speaker 2>Your just depends on if they're changing for another event,

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<v Speaker 2>So they go to the Governor's Ball or a vanity

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<v Speaker 2>fair or something like that, and they want, okay that.

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<v Speaker 3>I get to watch the Oscars after or in between?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you sit while the show's going on? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? It just depends. I can go back to the hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, an range between I'm guessing that it's more.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more than a thousand dollars. You're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>paid between a thousand? What is it between? Give me

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<v Speaker 1>a range that what you're going to make to be

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<v Speaker 1>a stylist. What does a stylist make to style somebody

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<v Speaker 1>for the Academy Awards? What's the give range?

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<v Speaker 2>It depends on who it is, what they're wearing, and

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<v Speaker 2>how many how long you're there? Okay, so I'm gonna

429
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<v Speaker 2>be there the full day?

430
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<v Speaker 1>So are we talking a couple of fouls. That is

431
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<v Speaker 1>so cool.

432
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<v Speaker 3>She's like not to get too personally.

433
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<v Speaker 1>Eric.

434
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<v Speaker 3>How much money did you make last year? Entirely? Fiscal four?

435
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<v Speaker 3>Fiscal years?

436
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<v Speaker 1>Now? Can we talk about your W two from twenty

437
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<v Speaker 1>twenty four? No, I'm just curious to know it. Like it?

438
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<v Speaker 3>What figure did you put in box two nine?

439
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<v Speaker 1>Oh? My gosh. The Academy Awards are on Sunday. I

440
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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

441
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<v Speaker 2>I know'brien, that's yeah.

442
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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually so excited because Conan is the only late

443
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<v Speaker 3>night host. I actually think it's so funny. Every time

444
00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:53.880
<v Speaker 3>he'll be great.

445
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think he'll be really funny.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Was the slap last year? Or two years ago? It

447
00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:02.319
<v Speaker 1>was two or three years ago? It was so you're

448
00:23:02.359 --> 00:23:04.359
<v Speaker 1>before last it was like two or three years ago.

449
00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Who hosted last year? Jimmy Kimmel?

450
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't like Jimmy.

451
00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:10.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh I do. I love him.

452
00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.119
<v Speaker 1>Conan will be great?

453
00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Is the best. Yeah, he's so funny.

454
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<v Speaker 1>That if somebody, if you were celebrity and somebody asked

455
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<v Speaker 1>you to host the Oscars, would you do it? I mean,

456
00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:22.920
<v Speaker 1>it just seems like an awful somebody.

457
00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:26.519
<v Speaker 2>If somebody asked me to host the Oscars. I do

458
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<v Speaker 2>it for free.

459
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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, it sounds really boring though. It's like super scripted

460
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<v Speaker 3>and like everyone's gonna stick up their butt because it's.

461
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<v Speaker 1>Totally it's very political, and it sounds like all you're

462
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<v Speaker 1>going to be doing doing is you're gonna be bashed

463
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<v Speaker 1>by everybody the public. Oh he sucked, she sucked.

464
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<v Speaker 3>They're made up awards to like, yeah they're not. I

465
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<v Speaker 3>mean anyway, well, I like voted in the best too.

466
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<v Speaker 3>It's like a couple of a couple of guys get around,

467
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<v Speaker 3>They're like you give it to them, Like.

468
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<v Speaker 1>Now, how am I going to watch it with? You're

469
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<v Speaker 1>not going to be around? Maybe I can come with you?

470
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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure? Yeah?

471
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<v Speaker 1>What would you be afraid of?

472
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<v Speaker 2>Well, getting kicked out after all the things that I

473
00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:09.559
<v Speaker 2>just told you everything? Oh my god, what do.

474
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<v Speaker 1>I say too dangerous?

475
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<v Speaker 3>Would you really ask your person like hey can I

476
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<v Speaker 3>get a picture?

477
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<v Speaker 2>Or that?

478
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<v Speaker 1>Be?

479
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<v Speaker 2>Like you know what, in all the years I've been

480
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<v Speaker 2>doing it, I have never once asked anybody for a picture.

481
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<v Speaker 3>That's probably good, that's great, that's professional. Just sneak went

482
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<v Speaker 3>for us, just.

483
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<v Speaker 2>And I will tell you this, give us no I

484
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<v Speaker 2>off the show. I'll tell you one thing that I

485
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<v Speaker 2>did that I thought of you.

486
00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:35.599
<v Speaker 1>Because it was because it was against the rules.

487
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you can't. Now, he's got to go. He's got

488
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<v Speaker 3>to be there next week.

489
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<v Speaker 1>I know that's not jeopard They tap.

490
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<v Speaker 3>Your phone lines because of your past, but behavior.

491
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<v Speaker 1>I know.

492
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<v Speaker 3>I bet the academy watches you.

493
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<v Speaker 1>Academy is watching me. Okay, do you want to play

494
00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:57.880
<v Speaker 1>a game real quick?

495
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<v Speaker 2>Yes? All right?

496
00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:02.160
<v Speaker 1>This is called guilty or Innocent. I'm going to put

497
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<v Speaker 1>each of us on the hot seat and I'm going

498
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<v Speaker 1>to give you a question and you have to tell

499
00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:11.039
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna guess whether or not Brian is guilty or innocent.

500
00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:14.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh me, When we go around the room and you're guilty,

501
00:25:14.839 --> 00:25:15.759
<v Speaker 1>you have to tell us the story.

502
00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Remember we had David on, who is the makeup artist

503
00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Jane for Jane Fauna. We had him on last year. Yeah,

504
00:25:23.400 --> 00:25:27.519
<v Speaker 2>who are my friend David who does Jane Fonda's makeup?

505
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<v Speaker 2>Remember he? Yes, yes, he did her makeup for the

506
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<v Speaker 2>SAG Awards because she won the Lifetime Achievement Award. She

507
00:25:34.599 --> 00:25:40.519
<v Speaker 2>looks amazing her And how old is she almost ninety? No,

508
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<v Speaker 2>she's eighty eight.

509
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<v Speaker 3>I think I can't I better it be hard to

510
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<v Speaker 3>make up for someone that's there.

511
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<v Speaker 2>She looks so good.

512
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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure her skin is pulled nice and true.

513
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<v Speaker 2>Well, whatever she's had done, she looks great. Yeah, she

514
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<v Speaker 2>doesn't look she's in that. She's in that category with

515
00:25:56.519 --> 00:25:58.519
<v Speaker 2>only one other person I think in that share.

516
00:25:59.160 --> 00:26:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Madonna went kind of over.

517
00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:06.240
<v Speaker 3>Sixty shares.

518
00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:10.799
<v Speaker 1>Her plastic surgery is calmed down because remember she was.

519
00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:14.039
<v Speaker 1>There was a minute there where it was like what bad? Right,

520
00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:17.640
<v Speaker 1>you have those fillers and everything. Yeah, all right, we're

521
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<v Speaker 1>gonna start with Brian.

522
00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:20.759
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's this game called.

523
00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>It's called guilty or innocent. I will read you a

524
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:27.480
<v Speaker 1>scenario and you have to tell me or we're gonna

525
00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:29.279
<v Speaker 1>guess if he's done this, and then if and then

526
00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:32.000
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna tell us, yes, I'm guilty or I'm innocent.

527
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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever faked a family emergency to get out

528
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<v Speaker 1>of work? Uh, well let's guess. Let's see.

529
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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, I thought I was just saying I'm gonna

530
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<v Speaker 2>say no, I haven't.

531
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<v Speaker 1>I would say I was gonna say yes, at least

532
00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:51.680
<v Speaker 1>once in your work to get out of work. No,

533
00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I innocent of that.

534
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<v Speaker 3>I'm innocent. I'm sure you're not Okay, do one more

535
00:26:56.880 --> 00:26:57.680
<v Speaker 3>because I screwed it up.

536
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, have you ever secretly taken credit for somebody else's work?

537
00:27:07.480 --> 00:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he has.

538
00:27:09.519 --> 00:27:09.680
<v Speaker 3>No.

539
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:12.599
<v Speaker 1>I think that he he's.

540
00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:14.839
<v Speaker 2>A pretty stand up guy. I don't. I don't think so.

541
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.000
<v Speaker 1>You know what, he's young, Give him time, he'll do it.

542
00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:19.640
<v Speaker 1>He'll eventually do something.

543
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I have either. I'm gonna be honest,

544
00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:23.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't. Maybe I have, like, but it'd be like

545
00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:25.319
<v Speaker 3>really a minor but I don't think.

546
00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:27.160
<v Speaker 1>So, but like not on purpose, not like viciously.

547
00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:27.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't think so.

548
00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Eric, you're in the hot seat. Okay, have you ever

549
00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:37.480
<v Speaker 1>lied on your resume? Stop right there, let's let's Brian

550
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:38.200
<v Speaker 1>and I will discuss.

551
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<v Speaker 3>No, because he's never thought to do that.

552
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:46.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say he hasn't lied, but he has definitely embellished.

553
00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:47.640
<v Speaker 3>I bet he hasn't even done that because he's never

554
00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:48.960
<v Speaker 3>thought that you could do that. I bet he treats

555
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:50.359
<v Speaker 3>his resume like a legal document.

556
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, so you're innocent.

557
00:27:54.279 --> 00:27:56.279
<v Speaker 3>I have never He's like, they'll catch me and I'll

558
00:27:56.319 --> 00:27:57.839
<v Speaker 3>get into jail or something.

559
00:27:58.319 --> 00:28:01.599
<v Speaker 1>You've never like added a couple of little like fun

560
00:28:01.880 --> 00:28:04.279
<v Speaker 1>little tidbits just to make it more exciting.

561
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:06.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm exciting enough.

562
00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Now it's my turn to be on the hot seat.

563
00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll read my own questions already, guys. Okay, it's it's

564
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<v Speaker 1>number four.

565
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<v Speaker 2>Number four, lour Kane. Have you ever been fired from

566
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:22.920
<v Speaker 2>a job?

567
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:30.039
<v Speaker 1>Yes, one, two, three times.

568
00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:31.640
<v Speaker 3>Wait, let go doesn't.

569
00:28:31.319 --> 00:28:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Count being like go? Okay, so being blown out? I

570
00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:38.000
<v Speaker 1>was fired from We are a fire from Kixie.

571
00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:40.319
<v Speaker 3>You're let go. It's different, Okay.

572
00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I was fired from a shoe store in Fashion Valley

573
00:28:43.279 --> 00:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>before I even started. I trained, and then this was

574
00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>in college and I was in a sorority and I

575
00:28:50.519 --> 00:28:54.799
<v Speaker 1>told my boss. I said, hey, get I'll be able

576
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>to start, but not until rush is over at my sorority.

577
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:02.680
<v Speaker 1>And she did not think that that was important or

578
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:05.079
<v Speaker 1>cool and was like very upset and said, you know what,

579
00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>don't bother coming.

580
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:07.279
<v Speaker 3>Back fair, that's awesome.

581
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I also got fired from Express too. I

582
00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:12.240
<v Speaker 1>worked on the floor for like two days and then wow,

583
00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:20.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't express clothes? Remember Express? Okay, Brian, Yeah, have

584
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:26.799
<v Speaker 1>you ever fallen asleep at work? Yes, of course he has.

585
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:30.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gone, he's taken a nap. I'm gonna say yes

586
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:32.640
<v Speaker 2>if he was tired and he was just in front

587
00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:34.440
<v Speaker 2>of a computer screen, maybe noted off.

588
00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:39.079
<v Speaker 3>No, oh, now I will say I'll give you some

589
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:41.359
<v Speaker 3>partial credit because I work from home. In my work,

590
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:43.920
<v Speaker 3>when i'm done for the days is whenever i'm done.

591
00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:46.720
<v Speaker 3>So maybe early day I finished at three thirty, maybe

592
00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:48.920
<v Speaker 3>i'd take a nap from four to five. Like yeah,

593
00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:50.880
<v Speaker 3>but like that's not really sleeping on the job, like

594
00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:51.960
<v Speaker 3>my job was done.

595
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:52.759
<v Speaker 1>Because you're already done.

596
00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So, but I've never been like, oh man, I

597
00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:56.160
<v Speaker 3>got stuff to do, I'm gonna go take a nap.

598
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Though I do it all the time.

599
00:29:58.839 --> 00:29:59.519
<v Speaker 3>I bet you do.

600
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:00.599
<v Speaker 2>I did, but.

601
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:06.519
<v Speaker 1>Like, but you're like at a desk where people come by.

602
00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:08.559
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I did you go hide somewhere.

603
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:11.519
<v Speaker 2>This was horrible. It's happened twice, and.

604
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I can see this happen.

605
00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had during a This is not in the

606
00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:21.759
<v Speaker 2>field that I'm in. Now, this is a long time.

607
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Was this his veterinary field or his bird training field

608
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:27.720
<v Speaker 1>or his modeling actually speak?

609
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:29.480
<v Speaker 3>Which have you guys seen the movie Cloudy with a

610
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:32.119
<v Speaker 3>Chance of meat Balls. Yes, you're like the guy who

611
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:33.839
<v Speaker 3>is like I was a pilot once. He's like I

612
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:36.559
<v Speaker 3>was also a doctor once and like just a million things.

613
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:40.200
<v Speaker 3>That's you well, no, it's when I worked well, I

614
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:40.880
<v Speaker 3>don't want to say where.

615
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:43.759
<v Speaker 1>I worked, the WHO store, yes, okay.

616
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.599
<v Speaker 2>And we were having a big meeting in the conference

617
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.240
<v Speaker 2>room and it was just warm, and I had like

618
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:50.200
<v Speaker 2>a sweater or jacket on it, and I fell asleep

619
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:57.319
<v Speaker 2>and I think I farted, That's what happened. But then

620
00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:01.599
<v Speaker 2>the other one I had, I wasn't feeling well and

621
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:07.359
<v Speaker 2>I took uh it niquill instead of day quill and

622
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I could And I was talking to a client and

623
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:13.519
<v Speaker 2>fell asleep talking to them at my desk.

624
00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

625
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Without jeopardizing my current employment.

626
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:21.599
<v Speaker 3>She was like, I actually I sleep every day.

627
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:21.960
<v Speaker 1>No.

628
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.279
<v Speaker 3>Under her desk is a little space heater in a

629
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:25.960
<v Speaker 3>dog bed that she curls up on him.

630
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:27.119
<v Speaker 1>I will just say.

631
00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:28.799
<v Speaker 2>This.

632
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:35.960
<v Speaker 1>There was an occasion years ago when I fell asleep

633
00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:39.720
<v Speaker 1>during my shift for two hours.

634
00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:43.000
<v Speaker 3>How many years ago? Okay?

635
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:47.319
<v Speaker 1>This is after Jeff, This was right after COVID like COVID,

636
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay.

637
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:50.599
<v Speaker 3>Okay, years did you like miss anything?

638
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:52.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah?

639
00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Did they even find out?

640
00:31:54.519 --> 00:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh Steph.

641
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:01.400
<v Speaker 1>And I wasn't allowed to work from home anymore I read.

642
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:05.200
<v Speaker 1>That's what I can only say that.

643
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe you won't fire for that.

644
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I know that's crazy.

645
00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:10.519
<v Speaker 3>Anyways, no more, no more.

646
00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, have you ever pretended to be busy when you weren't?

647
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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

648
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, yes, for sure? For sure, for sure give

649
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:22.440
<v Speaker 3>them another one. Cheat.

650
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

651
00:32:23.759 --> 00:32:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever called in sick and then gone out

652
00:32:26.799 --> 00:32:35.319
<v Speaker 1>in public that same date? Absolutely? Because I don't. He

653
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:37.720
<v Speaker 1>may have felt ill, but he still needed to go

654
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:40.480
<v Speaker 1>to food for less to grab like a snack, so

655
00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>forced himself to go out.

656
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:45.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's that. The bar for that bar is so

657
00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:48.960
<v Speaker 3>low that I'm sure. Yes. Like, has he ever wilfully like,

658
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:51.359
<v Speaker 3>oh I'm so sick Boston and went out to like,

659
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:53.279
<v Speaker 3>you know, hookie from work? I don't think so.

660
00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>No, he's too He's too good of it, too.

661
00:32:56.319 --> 00:32:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Straight laced, until a customer service rep give him.

662
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:03.400
<v Speaker 2>This is how good I am Every year my sick time,

663
00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:07.799
<v Speaker 2>because that's the only thing that you can't recruit coop

664
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:13.880
<v Speaker 2>like that doesn't roll over right Every single year I

665
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:15.599
<v Speaker 2>lose sick time because same.

666
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<v Speaker 3>I really I haven't taken sick day in four years. Yeah,

667
00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:19.799
<v Speaker 3>I've just worked through it.

668
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:22.920
<v Speaker 2>The only time I've ever had to call in sick

669
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<v Speaker 2>is when I've had like a horrible, horrible migraine, or

670
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I've just been so like I've had a sore throat

671
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:32.480
<v Speaker 2>or something and it could not get out of bed.

672
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:37.240
<v Speaker 3>I have blown off work exactly one time by calling

674
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.839
<v Speaker 3>in sick to go hang out with people.

675
00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Because see one time, well this is my fear. My

676
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:46.279
<v Speaker 2>fear is I'm I'm way too honest, and I always

677
00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:48.319
<v Speaker 2>feel like if I do it and then try and

678
00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:51.160
<v Speaker 2>sneak out, I'm going to get caught, oh for sure.

679
00:33:51.640 --> 00:33:54.519
<v Speaker 3>So I just one day, one day I actually was sick,

680
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:56.480
<v Speaker 3>like actually was sick. I didn't go into work and

681
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:59.559
<v Speaker 3>I ended up buying a car that day, and I

682
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:01.799
<v Speaker 3>came and I came to work the next day with

683
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:04.400
<v Speaker 3>a Mustang and they were like, they were like, you

684
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:06.039
<v Speaker 3>were sick. I was like, I swear to god, I

685
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 3>was coughing my lungs out that day. By the they

686
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:12.920
<v Speaker 3>just delivered it to me. I literally pulled up in

687
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.519
<v Speaker 3>front of my job and my manager was like out front,

688
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:17.960
<v Speaker 3>she goes, you were sick yesterday where And she was like,

689
00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:19.880
<v Speaker 3>I swear to god I was. I could not have worked.

690
00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:22.199
<v Speaker 3>I just also happened to buy a car that day.

691
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it didn't look good.

692
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.280
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever gone, oh, okay, this is me, okay,

693
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:35.280
<v Speaker 1>this one which one or one of these? Any one

694
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:38.559
<v Speaker 1>of these you pick, you pick if you can read it.

695
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever made up an excuse to leave work early? Yes,

696
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:48.960
<v Speaker 2>you have.

697
00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I have.

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00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:52.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you absolutely have. You've done every thing in the

699
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:53.960
<v Speaker 3>book to work before.

700
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Not lately. This isn't lately, No, seriously, because I really

701
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:00.519
<v Speaker 1>like what I'm doing right now.

702
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:03.760
<v Speaker 3>But in your in your history, you definitely have more

703
00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:06.519
<v Speaker 3>than once. Oh every day.

704
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:08.719
<v Speaker 1>No, it's been a lot.

705
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:12.199
<v Speaker 3>I did know someone who faked having breast cancer to

706
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:13.639
<v Speaker 3>get work one day.

707
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, really that's not good.

708
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:20.000
<v Speaker 3>It was really and she got caught too that Yeah,

709
00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:23.840
<v Speaker 3>that's a bad, bad karma. Yeah. It was to go

710
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:26.119
<v Speaker 3>to her and she left together her brother's baseball game,

711
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:29.320
<v Speaker 3>and she literally used like she's like, yeah, it was crazy,

712
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:31.400
<v Speaker 3>see that's what she was like nineteen.

713
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:34.519
<v Speaker 2>There's like, oh my god, I would never use like

714
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:38.800
<v Speaker 2>a disease or saying because because something.

715
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:44.639
<v Speaker 1>Bat will happen. Huh, Oh my gosh, for sure, Bryan. Yeah,

716
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:47.480
<v Speaker 1>have you ever flirted with somebody to get a better

717
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:49.599
<v Speaker 1>deal or a discount.

718
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:55.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh damn it. Sorry, next question, I'm sorry.

719
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:56.039
<v Speaker 1>I have for sure.

720
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, first, I tried to flirt. I flirted my way

721
00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:02.280
<v Speaker 2>out of that ticket one time, a speeding ticket. Really,

722
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:05.280
<v Speaker 2>uh huh was with a straight, macho cop. It was

723
00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:09.079
<v Speaker 2>with a male cop. What but it was here in

724
00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:09.719
<v Speaker 2>the hillcrest.

725
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:11.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, okay, okay.

726
00:36:11.079 --> 00:36:13.159
<v Speaker 3>Okay, San Diego p D. They don't have their own PD.

727
00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:17.159
<v Speaker 1>I got pulled over when I lived in Coronado when

728
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:19.719
<v Speaker 1>I was doing traffic, when I was like twenty two

729
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:23.199
<v Speaker 1>driving BMW. I had now I was like a Honda.

730
00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:25.719
<v Speaker 1>I had a low cut kind of a low cut dress.

731
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:26.519
<v Speaker 1>I looked nice.

732
00:36:26.559 --> 00:36:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Did you expose yourself?

733
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:31.239
<v Speaker 1>It was early in the morning, because it was probably

734
00:36:31.280 --> 00:36:33.840
<v Speaker 1>like four thirty in the morning. Pulls me over because

735
00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I was speeding, of course, and I looked all put together,

736
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:42.800
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh gosh, you know what I am. Sorry, Yes,

737
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:45.119
<v Speaker 1>I was going too fast, but I am I'm on

738
00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.639
<v Speaker 1>the air in twenty minutes. I do traffic for various stations.

739
00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to like throw that out there. He goes,

740
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:54.320
<v Speaker 1>this won't be bit a minute. It's back, writes me.

741
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Ticke it nothing worked. The dress, the cleavage, the hair,

742
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:02.000
<v Speaker 1>the fact that I have like a cool sounding job.

743
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Nope.

744
00:37:03.639 --> 00:37:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I've never talked my way out of a ticket, not once.

745
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:10.800
<v Speaker 3>I've never been pulled over, not once. What yeah, never

746
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.519
<v Speaker 3>been pulled over. Now. I did get a ticket once

747
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:17.159
<v Speaker 3>because the DMV didn't send me my renewal notice my registration.

748
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:18.639
<v Speaker 1>That's nothing. That's nothing.

749
00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:21.719
<v Speaker 3>It cost me sixty bucks and my registration fee.

750
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Did you know there's a new law called the daylighting

751
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:29.360
<v Speaker 1>law where it starts March first, and if you are

752
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:33.760
<v Speaker 1>caught parking twenty feet from a crosswalk, you could get

753
00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:35.159
<v Speaker 1>a seventy seven dollars ticket.

754
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:36.840
<v Speaker 3>I think it's actually a grey law because there are

755
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:39.760
<v Speaker 3>jerks that like park on crossworks and it's ridiculous.

756
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:45.320
<v Speaker 1>It had like the marked unmarked red doesn't matter, Like well, it.

757
00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:49.039
<v Speaker 3>Has to be actual intersections though it's not right. Yeah,

758
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:51.119
<v Speaker 3>but it's like some people do park like literally on

759
00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:56.679
<v Speaker 3>like right on intersection crosswalks of the tip. Wow, it's crazy.

760
00:37:56.719 --> 00:38:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever sent is this me? Yeah, gonna go,

761
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:05.440
<v Speaker 1>We're almost done a text to the wrong person. Oh yeah,

762
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:07.320
<v Speaker 1>now give us an example.

763
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Wait, damn it, we're supposed to get yet he asked

764
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:10.159
<v Speaker 3>me a different question.

765
00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever lied about being on a diet while

766
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:15.320
<v Speaker 1>secretly eating junk food?

767
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:17.039
<v Speaker 3>No?

768
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:21.880
<v Speaker 1>No, because no, no, because he doesn't really he doesn't.

769
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:23.239
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't ever talk about being on.

770
00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:25.519
<v Speaker 3>He may have like omitted, but not like lying. He's like,

771
00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:26.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to get into it, but.

772
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:30.039
<v Speaker 1>Like, no, I'm going to give him a different one

773
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:34.239
<v Speaker 1>and don't answer. Okay, have you ever laughed so hard

774
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:36.639
<v Speaker 1>that you peed yourself a little bit?

775
00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:39.000
<v Speaker 3>I bet, I bet you.

776
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm almost certain.

777
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:44.760
<v Speaker 3>Never full blown pee, but just a trickle.

778
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:48.079
<v Speaker 1>There's a trickle that created a little spot on his pants.

779
00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:50.079
<v Speaker 3>May I'm a spot. But he felt that he knew.

780
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Are we right?

781
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:56.559
<v Speaker 2>Not that I can recall, you've never peed yourself laughing?

782
00:38:57.199 --> 00:38:58.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

783
00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:01.519
<v Speaker 3>I haven't either. Oh my gosh, you do all the time.

784
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:05.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I keep that shit tight.

785
00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:09.679
<v Speaker 1>Literally, Okay twice one time.

786
00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:10.880
<v Speaker 3>I want the details.

787
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:13.199
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is funny. I was pregnant with Charlie.

788
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:14.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh that doesn't count.

789
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:16.039
<v Speaker 1>No, this is. And then I'll tell you my second one.

790
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:22.079
<v Speaker 1>And Randy was cutting up some sound. What we had

791
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:26.360
<v Speaker 1>done was we each drank the most carbonated soda there was,

792
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:30.679
<v Speaker 1>and we burped. We recorded each one of us burping,

793
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:34.159
<v Speaker 1>and Randy's job was to slow down the burps, and

794
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:36.079
<v Speaker 1>the next day we were going to play a game

795
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:40.280
<v Speaker 1>whose burp is it? Well, when he was slowing down

796
00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:43.679
<v Speaker 1>the burps, they sounded like dinosaurs roaring.

797
00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 2>It was like.

798
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>And it was just like so incredibly funny. I laughed

799
00:39:48.960 --> 00:39:53.039
<v Speaker 1>so hard I completely peeded my overalls. Oh my god,

800
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:56.119
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't stop, and I had to tie like a

801
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:59.239
<v Speaker 1>jacket around my waist to leave the building because it

802
00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:03.679
<v Speaker 1>was a giant wet spot. Second time it was during COVID.

803
00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:06.840
<v Speaker 1>We were stuck inside. I was on the couch. Evan

804
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>and I we called it Cuckoo hour every every time

805
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:12.119
<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock came around at night, and we were like

806
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:14.760
<v Speaker 1>cuckoo for cocoa puffs because we've been inside all day.

807
00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:17.760
<v Speaker 1>She's been doing school all day. I don't know what happened,

808
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:22.239
<v Speaker 1>but I laughed so hard. I peed on the couch.

809
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Like are we talking like full bladder worth of full

810
00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:27.079
<v Speaker 3>on spot.

811
00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:29.960
<v Speaker 1>This big, and we had to take the things off.

812
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.280
<v Speaker 1>We had to like wash them right away. I was

813
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:35.800
<v Speaker 1>still laughing, and then I peed again on the same

814
00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the same like five minutes later, it

815
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:39.480
<v Speaker 1>was so funny.

816
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's the pea that I smell. That's dog.

817
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I got something to handle that. By the way, all right,

818
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:49.360
<v Speaker 1>we'll do one more and then we're done.

819
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

820
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:56.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm gonna do this with Brian. So I'm not

821
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:59.880
<v Speaker 1>sure about this. Okay, have you ever clogged somebody else's

822
00:40:59.880 --> 00:41:05.280
<v Speaker 1>toilet and say, I'm going to say there is a

823
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:10.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling psychically, the answer is.

824
00:41:10.119 --> 00:41:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm going to say there's probably a log jam.

825
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:16.320
<v Speaker 1>That he just walked away from. Yeah, and didn't say

826
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:20.199
<v Speaker 1>a word. We're gonna say yes, no. Really.

827
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:23.280
<v Speaker 3>However, however, I have clogged a toilet and left without

828
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:27.039
<v Speaker 3>knowing I had clogged it and then was informed later,

829
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:30.440
<v Speaker 3>which is perhaps the most embarrassing it happened. I was

830
00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:32.679
<v Speaker 3>like like probably nine or something, but it was still

831
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:33.639
<v Speaker 3>the most embarrassing.

832
00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:35.199
<v Speaker 2>That's ever daily thing with me.

833
00:41:35.800 --> 00:41:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, No, never intentionally, although I'm honestly going.

834
00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Over here her elephant poops.

835
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:49.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's all. You know what We're done. We are done.

836
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:53.360
<v Speaker 1>We've talked enough. I can't wait until next week when

837
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:56.480
<v Speaker 1>we hear who you've styled what it was like, because

838
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.079
<v Speaker 1>you're going to the oscars this year.

839
00:41:58.119 --> 00:41:59.079
<v Speaker 2>I am, I am.

840
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:00.760
<v Speaker 1>We're going to watch it. You're going to be there.

841
00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:02.880
<v Speaker 3>Laura's not going. She's not allowed.

842
00:42:03.079 --> 00:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

843
00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.480
<v Speaker 3>She ruined that opportunity I.

844
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.559
<v Speaker 1>Did for me and a couple other people. And I

845
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>really still feel bad about that. Bob Well, I went

846
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:11.360
<v Speaker 1>out big.

847
00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:12.840
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna You really did.

848
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much, you guys for listening and watching

849
00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:18.639
<v Speaker 1>and all the things. And we love you so much.

850
00:42:18.719 --> 00:42:21.039
<v Speaker 1>We really do. We appreciate it and love your.

851
00:42:20.880 --> 00:42:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Podcasts, love your podcast.

852
00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I love you, my sweet babies, and I mis you

853
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<v Speaker 1>so much. Bye guys.

854
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<v Speaker 2>Bye.

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