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Speaker 1: So we've been talking quite a bit this week that
Speaker 1: the Pope is in bad shape.
Speaker 3: Right now, which is not good.
Speaker 1: Here Francis's double pneumonia on top of the other health
Speaker 1: issues he has, and uh, he himself believes he's at
Speaker 1: death's doorstep. And another sign that that probably is indeed accurate,
Speaker 1: is they begun funeral rehearsals. Oh god, man, come on.
Speaker 1: The Swiss Guard. Who are the you know, the elite
Speaker 1: guard that protect the pope were spotted rehearsing his funeral
Speaker 1: with other individuals who will be part of what is
Speaker 1: eventually to come. You're still alive, And remember the Pope
Speaker 1: is on Twitter, x whatever and different social media platforms.
Speaker 1: I know, with double pneumonia is probably not you know,
Speaker 1: scrolling through different tweets or anything. But I don't think
Speaker 1: the Pope himself is on the social media platforms his
Speaker 1: people are on.
Speaker 2: He's gonna get winto this if two numbskulls like us
Speaker 2: here in Central Florida know it, he's gonna get wind
Speaker 2: that they're already practicing his his funeral procession.
Speaker 3: Of morbid as. There's no kind of about it.
Speaker 1: What must be done eventually should be done immediately.
Speaker 3: Look, you're talking about somebody's life.
Speaker 1: Well, Pillow, the that is the one thing all of
Speaker 1: us have in common. As much as we disagree on
Speaker 1: everything else, our time here is limited.
Speaker 2: That's why you make the most of it. But Pat,
Speaker 2: you found out they're practicing your funeral.
Speaker 1: I don't even like to go. I didn't even like going.
Speaker 1: I didn't even like going to my wedding rehearsal and
Speaker 1: I was in it. Yeah, start having funeral rehearsals. What
Speaker 1: times are viewing before we even get to that we
Speaker 1: gotta go to the rehearsal. What what wait?
Speaker 3: Why are you? What are you wheeling me into here
Speaker 3: in a chair like this? Pat?
Speaker 2: I do remember the wedding rehearsal stuff, man, having to
Speaker 2: meet with some cheesy DJ. Hey, what I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: is we're gonna play this, are you guys a macarena?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Because that's a hot button chicken dance? Nah?
Speaker 2: And then you meet and the eating part was kind
Speaker 2: of cool when you go and try out and did
Speaker 2: it for meals that they offer. But overall, man, that
Speaker 2: was a it was worth it, you know, because we
Speaker 2: both have good wives, but great wives, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. But all that stuff, I'm like, Man, I
Speaker 2: wish now I knew now what I knew that or
Speaker 2: what you know what I'm getting at, because I would
Speaker 2: have easily just taken the wedding money and said, let's
Speaker 2: just go get married in Vegas, or let's just go
Speaker 2: to Mexico and get married anything.
Speaker 1: Did you know you can get married at the UPS store?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Because they have a notary there, right, a notar. I
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 2: I think that's why actually nothing says marriage. The brown
Speaker 2: color of the UPS my.
Speaker 1: Wife used to work with. Someone got married at the
Speaker 1: UPS store.
Speaker 2: Seriously, yes, for what reason you intrigued me? Well, we're
Speaker 2: big on packages kind of what you just described, only
Speaker 2: on an even more frugal level. It's just we're just,
Speaker 2: you know, we want to get married. We don't need
Speaker 2: some big, pricey deal going on. Just go down there
Speaker 2: and yeah, we got some stuff to send out. Why
Speaker 2: not while there, just you know, seal the deal. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you're doing it there, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and do it at the bank because the
Speaker 2: bank has a notre too pat. I'm gonna get a
Speaker 2: lollipops for us, I'm gonna get notary stamped, dunk dunk,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna open up an account with all
Speaker 2: the cash I'm going to bring in from saving on
Speaker 2: that wedding. I'm really hoping my daughters, you know, that
Speaker 2: they come to their senses, because they're both you know,
Speaker 2: pretty intelligent. I'm hoping they come to their senses and say, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, weddings, We're just gonna go ahead and now
Speaker 2: put that money towards a condo or whatever you can
Speaker 2: afford at that time.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm getting there.
Speaker 1: Sure we have a headline of the week contender, late entry,
Speaker 1: late in the week.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I believe this is the third one or
Speaker 2: fourth one of the week. I'll tell you when would
Speaker 2: get to the end of the week tomorrow. Yeah, ready
Speaker 2: to write it? Are you ready for it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Man argues with Captain America and pepper spray protesters during
Speaker 1: Salt Lake rally. Captain America in an argument with Captain America.
Speaker 1: Man argues with Captain America and then pepper spray protesters
Speaker 1: during a Salt Lake rally. This happened on Monday this week,
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City. This was those groups that you know,
Speaker 1: all hate Trump that coordinated protest in every state on
Speaker 1: President's Day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the anti presidents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they This was one of those deals. Somebody from
Speaker 1: who felt quite differently showed up and made it known
Speaker 1: he felt quite differently.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, you see these protests,
Speaker 2: and I don't care if you like Trump, Hammel or
Speaker 2: whatever the hell her name was, or whoever. Right, President's
Speaker 2: Day is about all of our presidents. Okay, isn't that right?
Speaker 2: I mean Reagan was a pretty good dude. Carter, whether
Speaker 2: he did you know, whether you liked him, or he
Speaker 2: was kind of like just a normal guy that people
Speaker 2: kind of liked.
Speaker 1: The Pepi Farm became better known for his humanitarian efforts
Speaker 1: post presidency exactly than his actual.
Speaker 3: And the actual time.
Speaker 2: I get that, but you know what I'm saying, you're
Speaker 2: supposed to be celebrating all I don't even.
Speaker 3: Know why we do it anyway, Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Make that?
Speaker 3: Make that the day after the super Bowl? Trump?
Speaker 2: Do that instead of renaming the Gulf, Go ahead and
Speaker 2: uh and and make President's Day the day after, and
Speaker 2: you'll be the most memorable president ever if you want
Speaker 2: to America's hearts. You knew who gave us the day
Speaker 2: after the super Bowl off? Oh you used to have
Speaker 2: to work on the Monday after super Bowl. You know what,
Speaker 2: President Donald whatever Trump gave it to us, he would
Speaker 2: be probably the most well known or president ever. You think,
Speaker 2: because you know how important football is in super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Probably argue that in the big scheme of things, he
Speaker 1: already is the most well known president. Okay, not necessarily
Speaker 1: the best. Well, he's the most well known.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But what I'm saying, Pat, give us President's Day.
Speaker 3: There was the argument of, oh, let's do.
Speaker 2: Martin Luther day of the day after the super Bowl,
Speaker 2: and it's like, no, you know, that's a very special
Speaker 2: day for a very honored man.
Speaker 3: President's throw that right after the super Bowl. I don't
Speaker 3: care if you move the date, nobody cares.
Speaker 1: So where do you think of that you're the headline
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 3: Does this even not really feeling it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I see the fight with Captain America thing,
Speaker 2: but when you're going up against something like uh uh
Speaker 2: Canadian woman taking the selfie with those sharks, you know,
Speaker 2: and it gets their hands.
Speaker 1: Been bulldog earlier. Hey, did you guys hear about this woman?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about it three days ago.
Speaker 1: And he he was like all horrified by it.
Speaker 2: Little did he know that we spun it into the
Speaker 2: most absurd discus.
Speaker 3: If you didn't hear that podcast, it was a couple
Speaker 3: days ago. I think. Actually, let me see what, idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're if you're waiting in water trying
Speaker 1: to get a shark's attention.
Speaker 2: And uh, it was on the seventeenth, So yeah, three
Speaker 2: days ago. Damn that was Monday. Yeah, that was the
Speaker 2: second headline of the week. That blows this one away.
Speaker 2: I mean, get in a fight with Captain America's cool
Speaker 2: pepper spray protesters even cooler. I don't care what their protesters.
Speaker 2: They need to be pepper spray.
Speaker 1: I love the ones here as of late that have
Speaker 1: been showing up at all the different agencies in Washington
Speaker 1: with their nineteen thirties protest songs. They just look like
Speaker 1: raving lunatics.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I second the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Next day, all right, Sorry about your love, Captain America.
Speaker 1: On to Chicago.
Speaker 2: Somebody say you leave my day after daytona five hundred alone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Chicago has what is being described as a plump beaver
Speaker 1: that has been spotted numerous times along the Chicago River.
Speaker 1: It's thought to be a female pregnant beaver.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm glad I'm mature show now.
Speaker 1: So they they have apparently launched some sort of effort
Speaker 1: to try to name the plump beaver.
Speaker 4: Fever is in the Bubbly Creek area. Seeing this individual
Speaker 4: looking so plump, especially this time of year, gives us
Speaker 4: hope that it's possible that it could be the female pregnant. Again.
Speaker 1: That also the next call out about the name suggestions.
Speaker 2: I noticed a couple of good ones, Damn Ryan and
Speaker 2: also Sigourney Beaver.
Speaker 4: Oh well, one of my favorites is Rotundra. Another one
Speaker 4: that's a little bit less silly, but I think kind
Speaker 4: of like Poignant is named after Rachel Carson and marine biologists,
Speaker 4: and it's Rachel Barkson.
Speaker 1: Okay, doesn't she just sound like the life of the party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's all Beaver all the time.
Speaker 2: Take her out to dinner. I'll have the vegetarian platter please.
Speaker 2: That's what Rachel Carson would have. You know, she's a
Speaker 2: well known biology Oh yeah, she is a biology one
Speaker 2: on one she's ap you know, like the higher smarter kids.
Speaker 2: I did like the Sigourney beam that's pretty funny. I'd say,
Speaker 2: just Shelby Welby. And that's that's in paying homage to
Speaker 2: the council person. I know, I'm just gonna get bits
Speaker 2: and pieces of this. A councilman was caught not knowing
Speaker 2: as Mike was on. You know they have those little
Speaker 2: things where they meet.
Speaker 1: Community for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a city city council meeting and he's like, oh great,
Speaker 2: here's this chubby webby coming.
Speaker 3: Mike was on. It went viral.
Speaker 2: She's walking up, pouring out of her high heels. I
Speaker 2: really have a problem with the kids going over thirteen
Speaker 2: miles per hour on the speed humps.
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: By the way, I have a pig the Big Beaver
Speaker 1: story at w j R dot com and the Lynching
Speaker 1: Tago blog, and I'll throw it up on Facebook here.
Speaker 2: In a moment, of course, our our listeners chimed in
Speaker 2: with Muffy Barry Beaver instead of Harry Beaver. Muddy uh wanona,
Speaker 2: oh wanona. We got a few votes for that bushy Beaver.
Speaker 2: I got your plump, and then we have stan Kay Beaver.
Speaker 2: Think about it for a second. Would you like the
Speaker 2: one I came up with? Yeah, definitely think in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Here right deep Dish Beaver, the Winter Winner, the Beaver Dinner.
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