WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:30.000 We're going in the boys the nerd. 2 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:37.719 Tally Mac mac ma oh yeah, it was totally blackout. 3 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:43.479 Drunk coat is the best pound for pound fighter. 4 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:49.280 Just just Gron Gron Gron. 5 00:00:51.359 --> 00:01:03.600 Judge my time three years des de start, Hey nerds, 6 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:07.040 Welcome back to another episode of three b D, the 7 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:08.599 podcast where we talk about all. 8 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:11.159 Our favorite nerdy stuff. I'll sipping on some bruise with 9 00:01:11.359 --> 00:01:15.000 the Boys now episodes every Tuesday. If you're just listening 10 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:18.079 to us, go watch us over on YouTube at three 11 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:21.560 b D Podcast and make sure you to like and subscribe. 12 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:23.879 I'm justin I'm here with Stu. 13 00:01:24.159 --> 00:01:28.000 Hello, I'm here and Max the calmest man in the world. 14 00:01:28.799 --> 00:01:31.120 Definitely don't get real mad. 15 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:37.439 About talking about me or me okay, the calmest man 16 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:39.439 in the world. Yeah, and I would never say that 17 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:40.040 about you. 18 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:44.920 I don't get mad at people for using my name 19 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:45.799 but they don't know me. 20 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:47.799 Oh who does that? 21 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:50.599 People work like drivers that they find out my name 22 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:52.439 is like, oh heybas out the Carmicks. 23 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:55.200 Shut the fuck up. It's mister z a check to you. 24 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:59.480 Don't fucking talk to me. Don't just shut up. 25 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:02.319 You can call me guy. 26 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:05.159 Hey, guy, what's the fucking loudest shipping there anyway, I 27 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:08.280 can't hear what you're saying. God damn it. It makes me mad. 28 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:12.319 Then alright, another thing real quick. There's this other fucking 29 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:16.400 guy that comes in. He gets like, I don't know, 30 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:18.919 I guess you could say defensive. He's like, oh yeah, 31 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:20.919 how long is it? Gonn take him? I know this day? 32 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:25.840 This day is like, oh whatever, man, like you fucking asked, dude. 33 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:27.120 He puts his hands up. 34 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:32.280 And say, what was gonna fuck you? Dude? Just draw 35 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:36.360 down on him next time? Two days said, two days to. 36 00:02:36.439 --> 00:02:37.960 Pull a fucking knife on you. 37 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:39.039 Take it when it's done. 38 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:42.080 I hate that guy. 39 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:44.400 All right, well, what do we drink it? 40 00:02:46.240 --> 00:02:49.240 Where is it? I got this here? Straw beyer straw. 41 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:53.680 Straw byre straw bear dad strombers from the brew. 42 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:58.919 Straw hairry, pineapple wheat. Is it an ale? I think 43 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:01.360 it's just a wheat. M hmm. Yeah. It's from Great 44 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:02.240 Lakes Brewing Company. 45 00:03:02.319 --> 00:03:03.199 So nice. 46 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:03.520 Nice. 47 00:03:03.599 --> 00:03:06.159 I think I remember these from last year. I think 48 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:06.759 they're really good. 49 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:11.479 So let's see, let's see what's it tastes like? It's 50 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:14.879 pretty good, pretty good, great legs bird yep. 51 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:18.159 Well, I'm still working my way through these tall Boy 52 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:20.560 near Gansett's the America Edition. 53 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:22.759 So I mean it's fine, you know it's the beer, 54 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:26.280 but I mean, technically this is the day before, exactly 55 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:31.599 July fourth, wearing another same Eagle shirt. 56 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:34.560 I'm just grade out, just gray black. 57 00:03:34.599 --> 00:03:37.240 And one with the most American things I could find 58 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:38.840 in my drawers is Superman. 59 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:42.639 Soon. I mean, hat to sulass and. 60 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:45.599 The sunglasses really, you know craft they hit my mic. 61 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:50.439 Ba there we go. 62 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:56.439 You should have been having one of these cans le me. 63 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:03.240 I got these rolling Rocks extra pay layls, but I 64 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:05.599 am gonna request that I get one of those. Fuck you. 65 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:08.680 I think I spotted you a mickey after to save 66 00:04:08.759 --> 00:04:13.120 you from those I pas. All right, that's what I thought. 67 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:14.400 It's hot. I'd appreciate it. 68 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:16.000 I'm running hot because it's hot. 69 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:16.879 That sounds good. 70 00:04:16.879 --> 00:04:18.959 It's fun hot all around, very hot. 71 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:22.079 All right. Well, we got three rules here on three 72 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:24.839 b D. Rule number one everything here's a joke. Number 73 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:27.399 two is we're always right. It's our show. So if 74 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:31.199 you think we're wrong, fuck you. And rule number three. 75 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:33.519 If you're watching and listening, drink along with us. Pop 76 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:36.720 the top, sit for sip, let's go and today we're 77 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.040 gonna RePOP. 78 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:44.040 I just say, if you're watching or listening, Like if 79 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:46.000 they heard that they're clearly watching listening. 80 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:49.319 What am I supposed to say? I don't know if 81 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:53.199 you're watching or listening, there's an option, there's if you're watching, 82 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:55.399 just fucking drink a lot. 83 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:57.040 I don't know, I get it. I just I don't 84 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:57.240 know why. 85 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.560 It's a proper sentence, man, I know it is. It 86 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:01.720 just making fun of me for a proper grammar. 87 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:03.600 I just thought it was funny today. I don't know why, 88 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:07.759 because it's like, obviously they're fucking listening or watching. But 89 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:11.240 I don't know. I just thought about it. I thought 90 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:12.000 it was funny today. 91 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:15.519 All right, cool man, you find me another way to 92 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:19.360 say that, and then then well, you're supposed to drink 93 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:25.759 with us, drink with us. They don't drink good. Today 94 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:28.920 we're gonna RePOP a top on some Star Wars glore, 95 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:32.360 and I want to get into some villains, because you know, 96 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:34.600 we all hear about the fucking heroes. Let's hear about 97 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:36.920 some villains here. There's some good villains in Star Wars. 98 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:40.279 Man Count Dooku fucking Vader one of the best of 99 00:05:40.360 --> 00:05:43.399 all time, probably on the Mount Rushmore villains. You can't 100 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:46.800 deny him. And this man right here, we're talking about 101 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:50.800 Grievous today, General Grievous. And you know he does have 102 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:54.519 a different name. Do you guys know it? Jerry? That's it? 103 00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:55.600 Nailed it? 104 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:59.480 Wow, oh god, it's on the tip of my tongue. 105 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:03.439 But go for it, well, Captain Grievous, We'll get into it, 106 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:04.160 so stay tune. 107 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:10.439 All right. So this is a quote from Grievous. I'm 108 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:13.079 no errand boy, and I'm not in this war for 109 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.839 Dooku's politics. I am the leader of the most powerful 110 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.000 droid army the galaxy has ever seen. Will be one, 111 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:24.240 an army with no loyalty, no spirit, just programming. What 112 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:26.959 have you to show for all your power? What have 113 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:30.319 you to gain the future? A future, whether or no. 114 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:35.639 Je fucking sick dude. I love that quote from Grievous. Dude, 115 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:40.360 just I'm the most powerful droid commander, most powerful droid droids. 116 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:42.800 Motherfucker up. 117 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.680 And then you're still technically a biological being. 118 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:50.839 Yeah, but he's the commander of the droid army, the 119 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:54.360 best droid army, see the best. 120 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:56.399 I feel like there's probably some better droids out there. 121 00:06:56.680 --> 00:07:00.680 I mean it's the best army, the biggest droid. Yeah, 122 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:03.480 I'd want to have that droid army. Dude. Quadrillions bru 123 00:07:03.920 --> 00:07:07.040 like assembly lines. Are your soldiers are coming off of 124 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:10.240 assembly lines and you just march them, march, march. Oh, 125 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:11.560 they all got destroyed more. 126 00:07:11.639 --> 00:07:14.160 Just like more one day, a full battalions just ready 127 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:14.439 to go. 128 00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:17.079 Yeah, and the clones can only take so much and 129 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:19.480 now they get popped. They have to get reinforcements. You could, 130 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:21.879 like do the transports they had for those droids man 131 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:27.079 so effective. Fuck they were a problem, the separatists. And 132 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:29.560 then you got Douku. A quote from Douku, you cannot 133 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.600 hide from me. I know you were once a warlord. 134 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:34.959 Your name struck terror in the hearts of your enemies. 135 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:37.480 You are encouraged to want more, but you struggle to 136 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:40.399 know your place. You wonder about your purpose as you 137 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:43.439 serve beneath me. And who have you become because of that? 138 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:47.600 Is your own self, Douku says, taken from the wilds 139 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:50.360 of Khali, your body turned into a living weapon. You 140 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:54.560 are the master of your own destiny. So we'll get 141 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:57.639 into some backstory, A right Kalish are reptilian humanoids. They're 142 00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:00.160 kind of snakelike. They got tusks that come up off 143 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:06.720 their jawline there, pretty much like the Masks. They're pretty 144 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:10.720 low tech. They're a pretty low tech tribal society with 145 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:14.680 deep warship rituals, and they're great warriors. From the planet Khali, 146 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:18.160 a system in wild space. And now here's a little 147 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:22.279 sidetrack here, but still on track. The Yamri are insectoids 148 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:25.800 from a desolate neighboring planet called Huck. They're basically praying 149 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:29.360 mantis people. Yeah, so they're kind of cool. They're sentient, 150 00:08:29.360 --> 00:08:32.879 and they have they're more technologically advanced than the Khali 151 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:38.000 the Kaliche. Sorry, uh, this is old Republic era we're 152 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:40.360 going to talk about here. So the Yamory invaded and 153 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:43.919 conquered many neighboring planets, stripped them other resources kind of 154 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:47.360 like locusts, and sold populations in slavery. That was their deal. 155 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:51.639 The Caliche were also brutally invaded by the Yamory, and 156 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:54.879 obviously they're great warriors, so sparked a fucking endless war. 157 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:55.120 Dude. 158 00:08:55.159 --> 00:08:58.120 They're just war war. Fuck them up. Fuck them up, dude. 159 00:08:58.480 --> 00:08:59.919 And of course they're invading your planet. 160 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:00.600 Uh. 161 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:04.399 The old Republic was collapsing and kind of ignored the conflict. 162 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:06.559 So it was kind of a problem. When you're having 163 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:09.279 problems in your own house, you can't help people. And 164 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:11.039 that's the whole point of the Republic is to help 165 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.399 the people, and weren't able to do it. And especially 166 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:16.080 it's in wild space, like people barely care about the 167 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:18.759 fucking outer rim let alone wild space where it's just 168 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:21.600 like fuck them, dude, don't go there. 169 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:22.840 There's bugs out there. 170 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:27.039 Roll your windows up and cruise on by. Dude, like, fuck, 171 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:29.440 I need to take a sip here. And it's weird. 172 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:32.679 That's like you would think, I don't know, you're first 173 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:35.720 describing them. You think like the lizard type people would 174 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:39.440 be the more technical, technologically advanced ones, but instead you 175 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:41.960 got these frigging praying mantis boys coming in with their 176 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:44.000 blasters and stuff. 177 00:09:43.679 --> 00:09:46.039 Like, yeah, weird, it is crazy. 178 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:47.159 Uh. 179 00:09:47.519 --> 00:09:51.320 The result, obviously, the result is that the Caliche disliked 180 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:54.399 the Republic because they kind of see them as like 181 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:57.080 abandoning them. They're like, fuck this. They said fuck me, 182 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:57.879 I say fuck you. 183 00:09:58.519 --> 00:09:59.480 I was gonna say that. 184 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:02.320 Well I beat you to it. I got the Max Breen, 185 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:06.759 So I have all the brain starts right now, moving 186 00:10:06.799 --> 00:10:07.960 slow today it's too hot. 187 00:10:08.519 --> 00:10:10.399 So Max just asleep over there. We can't tell. 188 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:16.080 His eyes are closed. None of this is He's gonna 189 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:19.679 have to rewatch this episode. He just weakened at Bernie. 190 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:22.879 A couple of SIPs of that Great Lakes What. 191 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:24.639 Is that strawberry pineapple wheat? 192 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:28.639 Yeah, there you go, fucking puts him out. Yeah, it's hot, 193 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:34.000 got some alcohol flowing, Blood's not flowing, not to the head. 194 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:35.519 I mean, I was playing held, I was earlier. I 195 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:36.759 fell asleep in the middle of a match. 196 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:40.600 Wow is that? I don't know who were you fighting? 197 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:45.320 The bugs? Oh God, I don't even know how long 198 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:47.600 I fell asleep for. I woke back up. My dude's 199 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:50.480 just standing there. I got kicked out the game I 200 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:53.080 was in, but everything was done. So I just finished 201 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:54.240 up and fucking dipped out. 202 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:56.639 And that's crazy. 203 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:58.960 I had to have only been like a couple of minutes. 204 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:04.200 But what So Grievous was born a Khalish. He was 205 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:06.919 born years before the Clone Wars and amidst an endless 206 00:11:06.919 --> 00:11:09.559 war between the Kaliche and the Amory. His name was 207 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:14.279 I'm Gonna Butcher this first part. But Chimine Jai shi 208 00:11:14.360 --> 00:11:16.919 Lal so Sheilal is like what they call him, but 209 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:23.000 it's q y m a e n so Chimine Chimine 210 00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:26.639 Jai Shilal so Shei Lal warshiped the war lords as 211 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:29.240 they returned with spoils of war because it was just 212 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:31.759 they would just go out on these campaigns and come 213 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:34.399 back with trophies. That's how he got his like thing 214 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:38.000 for trophies. He was taught how to use a slug 215 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:44.519 thrower the Circa Arms outland rifle, and it's called an 216 00:11:44.559 --> 00:11:48.080 outland rifle. I imagine it's either a bolt action springfield 217 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.080 or it's like a lever action where you're just like. 218 00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:53.039 I was trying to make a joke, like it's an 219 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:57.639 actual slug, just like just slip slingshot with the slug. 220 00:11:59.000 --> 00:12:02.519 Like a fucking hobbit Hobbits slingers. Dude, those are the 221 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:04.080 real slug throats there. 222 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:07.799 Man, I'd be pissed if a slug just splat it 223 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:13.399 on my face. Yeah, slugs are not just centainly. Touch 224 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:15.559 a fucking slug, It'll ruin your whole fucking week. 225 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:18.519 So at eighteen years old, he was a sniper and 226 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:22.519 had accumulated forty kills in combat. He hated the Republic 227 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:25.679 and the Jedi for not helping. He wanted vengeance for 228 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:28.879 his people suffering because it was just NonStop suffering, NonStop war, 229 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:32.759 famine everywhere, sickness. He also knew that he could not 230 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:35.080 match a Jedi in handhand combat if he were to 231 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:37.159 ever have to fight one. So he's like, I know 232 00:12:37.240 --> 00:12:39.600 this shit. So he rose and rank quickly and became 233 00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:43.519 a feared warrior and warlord. He learned strategy, tactics, brutality, 234 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:47.759 especially brutality. He loved being super brutal, breaking motherfucker's kneecaps, 235 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:50.679 stabbing him through the fucking dick, like oh gee, yeah, 236 00:12:50.960 --> 00:12:53.879 just to hear him scream. Man. He loved it. Loved 237 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:56.200 getting covered in blood. He'd smeared on his mask and 238 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:58.240 shit like yeah, fuck you. 239 00:12:59.399 --> 00:13:02.600 Fuck, like on his warlord mass there it's got like 240 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:03.799 the red stripes and stuff. 241 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.679 Get into that. It's coming up. Yeah, it's like part 242 00:13:06.679 --> 00:13:10.600 of their ceremonial ritual before battle. They all do that. Uh. 243 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:14.360 He learned how to lead, inspire, and instruct others on 244 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.919 the battlefield. He donned his signature masks, which are this 245 00:13:17.960 --> 00:13:20.519 one and the one the unpainted one here Stu has. 246 00:13:21.080 --> 00:13:23.440 That's the one he donned most. He had three masks, 247 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:28.320 actually three battle masks. Uh. One was carved from bones 248 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:30.320 of a mumu and we'll kind of get into what 249 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:32.799 m you m you u. 250 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:38.440 Dude, assuming it's cow like but maybe not. 251 00:13:38.519 --> 00:13:38.879 I don't know. 252 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:39.440 Good call. 253 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:42.679 One was carved from I mean mumo. 254 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:47.240 Yeah, it's what we call this cow thing a moon 255 00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:51.039 move dude. One was carved from urkash and this is 256 00:13:51.080 --> 00:13:54.559 the most common one for Shilal Before going into battle. 257 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:57.679 He painted it with Carrabac blood. So these are three 258 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:00.919 beasts at the Caliche hunt. That's why they're warriors. They 259 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:06.879 hunt these like predatory beasts. But yeah, they're warriors. Traditionally, 260 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:11.200 all Khaliche do this with the mask. It's not just 261 00:14:11.240 --> 00:14:14.360 specific to Grievous. They all do this battle. They're all different. 262 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:17.440 They paint, you know, obviously different sigils. So the sigil 263 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:20.399 might be unique to him, but the Keraback blood, every 264 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:21.159 one of them does it. 265 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:22.080 All. 266 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:26.559 The Kaliche also hunt mumu urkush and Kerabak. Mumu are 267 00:14:26.639 --> 00:14:30.399 large predatory beasts. They're tusked quadrupeds with two hearts and 268 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:34.120 thick hides, so they're basically like bull like predatory bulls, 269 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:38.320 which is weird to imagine. And then you have the 270 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:42.799 Urkash are large quadruped retilian predators, so kind of like 271 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:47.919 komodo dragons essentially, and kearrabak are large predatory bone lizards 272 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:53.919 dinosaurs essentially, so you had dinos bro Chi. Lal valued 273 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:57.440 bravery and glory in battle, glory above all else. He 274 00:14:57.480 --> 00:15:00.720 wanted to see the fucking enemy smashed him standing on 275 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:06.120 top of the trophies. Yeah, but the people he gathered 276 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:09.399 weapons as trophies. That's when that habit started. She loud 277 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:11.799 demonstrated his abilities over and over again and earned a 278 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:18.840 reputation as an honorable and fierce warrior. The war lord. 279 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:21.360 It's gone now warrior war lord. 280 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:23.600 I wanted to say both at the same warrior Lord. 281 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:27.320 There you go. He adopted the moniker grievous at this point, 282 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:32.679 grievous battle alongside the Khalish elite warriors. That is Vashra. 283 00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:35.399 I think I z v O s h r A 284 00:15:35.759 --> 00:15:39.039 is Vashra. So that's what the Magna guards are modeled after. 285 00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:42.840 These are his elite vanguard, and he kept on by 286 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:45.360 his side, and I think he had like hundreds of them, 287 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.679 you know, like in reserves. And he then turned to 288 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:50.840 the stars. So he was like enough of this, I'm 289 00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:52.720 gonna go like see what's out there and fuck some 290 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:55.320 mother shit up, dude, And he fucks some people's days up. 291 00:15:55.759 --> 00:16:00.840 So this is beyond Khali. Again, it's grievous. I have nations, 292 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:05.519 I have slain kings, I have murdered legends. Grievous then 293 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:08.159 goes on to topple nations, slay kings and murder legends. 294 00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:12.360 One was a Wookie warrior and another was a skrilling 295 00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:15.600 that he decapitated and brought his head back to Khalid. 296 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:19.399 What is a scrilling? It doesn't matter, just an alien. 297 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:21.840 I think he's just got a furry head with like 298 00:16:22.559 --> 00:16:25.320 gray shit on his face. I don't fucking know, dude, 299 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:28.240 he's all like squinched up, get like fucking duck lips. 300 00:16:29.320 --> 00:16:32.039 He's got like a big head, duck lips, kind of 301 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:36.559 smashed face like a pug face A little bit sounds weird. Yeah, 302 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:37.279 it doesn't matter. 303 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:39.480 But he was known for being good warriors. 304 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:43.120 I don't know what I think he was that specific 305 00:16:43.159 --> 00:16:45.000 one was. I think he was like some pirate or 306 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:48.279 bounty hunters. It's not really important to the story, but 307 00:16:48.360 --> 00:16:55.440 he was pretty noteworthy. Head Grievous then went to war 308 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:59.279 against the Yamor and began a massive offensive, so he 309 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:03.120 turned his eyes back to the Yamory. His reputation drew 310 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:06.519 the attention of Darth Tyrannus and Darth Sidius at this point, 311 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:09.160 so we're coming up on the timeline. They saw his 312 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:12.799 potential as he waged his brutal campaign. They were interested 313 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:15.359 most in his strength, power, and his will to succeed, 314 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:18.440 and he usually did succeed. He was pretty smart on 315 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:22.880 the battlefield, pretty good tactician. Grievous is that's hard to say. 316 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:26.759 Grievous is grievous. Hatred for the Jedi and the Republic 317 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:30.480 made him exploitable to the Scith and the Caliche eventually 318 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:34.759 drove they Amory offworld. Grievous launched an offensive on Huck 319 00:17:35.000 --> 00:17:38.960 on their fucking planet and their other conquered worlds, so 320 00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:41.720 like wherever they were, He's like, I'm gonna fucking kill 321 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:46.640 You'll hunt you to the ends of the galaxy. Uh, 322 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:50.200 this is a total flip of the script here, bro. 323 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:53.920 So the Yamory went to the Republic for help, and 324 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:56.720 the Republic responded. They helped the Yamory. 325 00:17:56.839 --> 00:18:01.200 Bro comes up. Hey, I'm good new right. 326 00:18:01.400 --> 00:18:03.960 Wait, we were're conquering people this whole time. 327 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:06.839 It's slaving planets were cool. 328 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:11.079 They're fucking us up. This is crazy out of nowhere, okay, 329 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:15.039 Randy Orton. So the Republican Jedi intervene and place fines 330 00:18:15.079 --> 00:18:19.119 and bargos and heavy heavy penalties on Khali that resulted 331 00:18:19.119 --> 00:18:24.839 in many Caliche deaths from starvation and famine. Yeah, grievous 332 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:28.440 hatred deepened, and he developed a personal vendetta against the Jedi. 333 00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:30.160 Now he's like, fuck these guys. 334 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:32.200 Now, I thought he was gonna start to like him, 335 00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:33.200 Like wow, these guys are. 336 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:35.599 Really starting to come around on this guy. 337 00:18:35.640 --> 00:18:37.319 And you know, when I was trying to lose some weight. 338 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:41.799 Anyway, I really appreciate you stepping in here, Jedi, just. 339 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:43.880 Taking all our foot planets food. 340 00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:50.039 So count Dooku then recruits him. Grievous joined the Intergalactic 341 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:53.519 Banking Clan as an enforcer. So those I don't know 342 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:56.359 what the fuck you'd call those, those big head motherfuckers 343 00:18:56.400 --> 00:19:01.359 like weird looking dudes, the ones with the this tube 344 00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:04.160 necks or whatever. Yeah, like what plagis is Plagas is one? 345 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:06.519 Oh okay, right right? 346 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:08.720 Yeah, I was thinking of the Techno Union guy. That's 347 00:19:08.759 --> 00:19:09.400 why I was thinking. 348 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:12.200 No, not that guy, No, no, no, the same race 349 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:16.160 as Plagis. Those motherfuckers. That's why the Tech Banking Clan. 350 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:19.279 He was like influencing them and ship and got them 351 00:19:19.319 --> 00:19:21.720 seats on a Senate and ship. Like what a bank 352 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:24.480 a Senate seat? What are we doing? 353 00:19:24.680 --> 00:19:26.599 I'm just trying to think of what alien you're talking about. 354 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:30.039 But also whatever, what was their name? 355 00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:34.440 I don't know what the name of that species is, 356 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:39.240 but yeah, they're one of the separatist leaders, basically the 357 00:19:39.279 --> 00:19:49.799 banking clan one. His request for his is Vashra bodyguards 358 00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:52.960 to accompany him was denied the like nah, none of 359 00:19:52.960 --> 00:19:56.640 your fucking, dirty, fucking reptile people like just you. He 360 00:19:56.720 --> 00:20:00.119 was made leader of the IGBC Droid Army, which he 361 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:02.680 kind of hated at first. He's like, fuck this, dude, 362 00:20:02.680 --> 00:20:05.759 these guys suck. I want my boys. I need my boys. 363 00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:08.359 We were confering the stars and shit fucking killing legends. 364 00:20:09.480 --> 00:20:12.359 He wanted better droids to command so Dooku actually did 365 00:20:12.359 --> 00:20:15.240 commission them, and that's when the IG one hundred Magna 366 00:20:15.319 --> 00:20:20.000 Guards were crafted to Grievous's specifications. And I did not 367 00:20:20.119 --> 00:20:23.200 know that those were IG units. Yeah, it makes total 368 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:24.799 sense now that they're IG units. 369 00:20:24.839 --> 00:20:26.200 Magna guards are IG units. 370 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:27.839 Yeah, I G one hundreds. 371 00:20:28.799 --> 00:20:32.920 Apparently Plagus is a mune. 372 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:35.599 Y u u n yep, that's the munees mu muse 373 00:20:36.119 --> 00:20:40.880 mumus and munees and oh my god, that's crazy. 374 00:20:40.880 --> 00:20:42.759 It's kind a big old oval fucking head. 375 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:46.519 What a yeah, massive forehead, dude I. 376 00:20:46.519 --> 00:20:47.640 Called a five head. 377 00:20:49.839 --> 00:20:53.960 Got them? 378 00:20:54.240 --> 00:20:54.440 Wow? 379 00:20:56.160 --> 00:21:02.839 Wow, man, the jokes, the jokes just keep going. The 380 00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:03.720 jokes are on point. 381 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:04.400 Move past. 382 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:09.359 So the droids were implanted with combat techniques already, but 383 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:12.119 Grievous had them wiped because he wanted to train them himself, 384 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:15.319 and they're like, fuck that, I will do it. He 385 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:18.920 gave them cloaks to appear like his traditional bodyguards. He's like, no, 386 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:21.240 these are my boys. Nice, thank you. I appreciate that 387 00:21:21.279 --> 00:21:23.559 you denied my real boys. Now you have fake boys 388 00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:27.079 who look like my real boys. Nice. I do love 389 00:21:27.079 --> 00:21:30.880 the ninety guards. They're fucking sweet. They're so good. So 390 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:34.359 we'll get into the cyborg so ev A four D. 391 00:21:34.839 --> 00:21:38.079 He is his like medical droid that's in his layer. 392 00:21:38.759 --> 00:21:41.759 Eventually when he gets his layer. Sometimes I wonder why 393 00:21:41.799 --> 00:21:45.240 you submitted to the changes, Grievas says, I submit to 394 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:49.640 no one. I chose them. And then that's the end 395 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:52.480 of the quote. There it gives I feel like that's 396 00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:54.279 the change we were talking about a little bit, and 397 00:21:54.799 --> 00:21:57.720 we'll get into it. It's changed but the same. 398 00:21:57.640 --> 00:21:59.640 In a way, same same but different. 399 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:01.960 Yeah, and I'll tell you my opinion. I guess we'll 400 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:07.000 get Stu's opinion because Stu's big Grievous fan. What maybe 401 00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:10.200 the biggest Grieves fan in this room, because I like Grievous, but. 402 00:22:10.279 --> 00:22:14.079 Fifty pound fucking bust of his head, my own collection 403 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:18.079 of lightsabers, his pre masks. 404 00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:28.480 Yeah, my collection. He's just collecting trophies. Yes. So the 405 00:22:28.480 --> 00:22:31.440 Syth offered Grievous a chance to kill the Jedi, and 406 00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:33.079 he took it. That's all I said. They're like, we 407 00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:34.799 can give you a shot at killing some Jedi. You 408 00:22:34.839 --> 00:22:36.920 want it. He's like, oh yeah, boy do I I've 409 00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:39.960 been waiting for this day. The Sith wanted to test 410 00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:44.680 technology enhance technologically enhanced beings, and Grievous agreed to those tests. 411 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:47.079 He's like, will it make me a better warrior? Yeah? 412 00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:48.799 So he's like, all right, let's do it. So over 413 00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:52.799 time he gained enhancements, which eventually led to him sacrificing 414 00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:55.000 a lot of his body, not to the extent of 415 00:22:55.079 --> 00:22:59.279 grievous final form, but like picture like legs, maybe some feet, 416 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:01.119 maybe some hand here and there, to make you just 417 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:04.720 like because he knows already that's why I specified earlier 418 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:06.319 that he can't beat a Jedi hand to hand. He 419 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:09.400 needs these enhancements. That's what his motive is for that, 420 00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:11.400 because he knows that he doesn't stand a chance unless 421 00:23:11.400 --> 00:23:15.359 he upgrades. So he notices that the upgrades do work, 422 00:23:16.039 --> 00:23:19.079 and it makes him a fiercer warrior each enhancement that 423 00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:23.000 he kisss. So this is where he kind of like starts, 424 00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:26.519 I don't know, breaking down mentally, or he just gets 425 00:23:26.559 --> 00:23:29.400 like obsessed with bettering his form. So he just keeps 426 00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:33.119 getting more and more obsessed and angry at his weakness, 427 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:37.599 at his prior body's weakness, because when he gets the implants, 428 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:39.960 he's like, dude, this is so much better. I was 429 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:42.680 a weak pussy boy before. Now I'm a muscle boy. 430 00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:45.720 I need more of this shit. He's like on roids basically, 431 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:48.519 but like mechanical roids, you. 432 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:54.920 Know, technoorids actually, so that sounds like a robotic hemorrhoid. 433 00:23:55.480 --> 00:23:57.839 Oh god, no, that's the worst. 434 00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:01.880 Kind of a little droid in there. 435 00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:06.119 The commercial You have hemorrhoids, get techno roids, and it's 436 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:09.559 just like, my butts feel felt good ever since I 437 00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:16.039 did techno techno buttle. Those little robots went in and 438 00:24:16.119 --> 00:24:24.880 got rid of my techno roid. So he celebrates each 439 00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:27.599 of his enhancements. That's what it all culminates, and he's like, 440 00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:30.400 fuck yeah, these are sweet. His speed, skill and strength 441 00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:33.720 could eventually rival a Jedi, so he kind of like 442 00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:35.079 toned it down. 443 00:24:34.960 --> 00:24:35.319 A little bit. 444 00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:38.079 He's like, all right, I'm good to go. Grievous returned 445 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:40.720 home to Khali and he wished to resume the war 446 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:44.240 against the Yamory. This is when Count Douku and San 447 00:24:44.359 --> 00:24:48.200 Hill of the banking clan the fucking Mune, come together 448 00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:51.759 and plant a bomb on Grievous's shuttle. He's shuttle crashed 449 00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:55.039 and he was tossed from the ship. Totally fucked up. Dude. 450 00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:57.039 What little was left of his body was recovered by 451 00:24:57.079 --> 00:25:00.759 Douku and he was fully transformed into a cyborg. After that, 452 00:25:01.359 --> 00:25:03.839 Grievous woke up in a back to tank and surgical 453 00:25:03.880 --> 00:25:06.799 droids had gutted him entirely. He's just a spine, basically, 454 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:10.000 a spine, a skull, eyeballs. 455 00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:11.240 It's like RoboCop. 456 00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:15.519 It's gross man. So then that's when Duku planted in 457 00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:18.400 his brain. That it's I mean, he didn't implanted in 458 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:20.559 his brain, but like, I mean, he spoke it to him. 459 00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:22.119 He's like, yeah, that was a fucking Jedi that blew 460 00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:23.079 up your ship. They hate you. 461 00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:25.039 You know how much Jedis used bombs? 462 00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:27.839 Yeah, I know, right, And Grievous was like, all right, 463 00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:30.440 Like he doesn't need much convincing at this point. I 464 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:32.279 don't even know why that's part of the story, but 465 00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:35.519 it was the Jedi. It was mostly just a cover 466 00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:37.839 up so that Grievous never looked into it and actually 467 00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:39.799 found out that it was Douku that would kind of 468 00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:44.680 destroy everything that they were planning. So then Grievous agreed 469 00:25:44.680 --> 00:25:47.880 to life saving surgery in order to return to military 470 00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:49.799 service because he was pumped. He wanted to get back 471 00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:56.720 at separatists, cybernetics experts, and genosian biotechs. Click clacks actually 472 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:58.799 are scientists, bro Oh damn. 473 00:25:59.319 --> 00:26:00.480 That's doctor click clack. 474 00:26:02.119 --> 00:26:07.680 Hey doc. They reconstructed Grievous with the aid of medical 475 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:11.079 droids under the supervision of Douku and Sidius. His brain 476 00:26:11.160 --> 00:26:15.000 was implanted with heuristic combat programming, the same that was 477 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:18.440 in his IG units, aggression mods, and some of his 478 00:26:18.559 --> 00:26:22.599 past memories were altered or wiped clean, which sucks. He 479 00:26:22.680 --> 00:26:25.119 was also given coordination mods to make it easier to 480 00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:27.799 adjust to his new form, and circuits were grafted to 481 00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:30.519 his head and wires controlled the limbs. Because he still 482 00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:33.880 had his brain and his skull, implants made his vision 483 00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:36.839 better and he had enough skill to use it to 484 00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:40.039 use and control his original reptilian eyes, so he guelt 485 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.519 like ooo. His eyes he still had them, even though 486 00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:45.599 they were smoked out. Implants were put in his lungs. 487 00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:48.279 He could also survive the vacuum of space due to 488 00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:51.480 all the implants. All it was pretty much all it 489 00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:52.160 was left of them. 490 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:56.200 What if you're out in the vacuum of space, isn't 491 00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:59.240 it I mean, it's still flesh there's nothing covering his eyes. 492 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:02.599 You think that would still get a little bit fucked up. 493 00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:05.039 You'd think, I don't. 494 00:27:04.839 --> 00:27:07.319 Know how that works. It's just Star Wars tag man. 495 00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:10.480 Like there's something like the implants are like pumping him, 496 00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:13.640 juicing him up, so he's like Wolverine healing factor or 497 00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:16.880 something I don't fucking know, dude, like make him explode faster. 498 00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:19.640 It's like little defrosters built into his eyes, so they 499 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:22.279 start to freeze over. They're just going to isn't the. 500 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:24.400 Fact like there's nothing there, so all the gases in 501 00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:27.799 your body expand. So when that's because I've also just 502 00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:29.079 like just pop right up. 503 00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:32.440 I think it's also part of this part too. So 504 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:35.440 all it was left of him was Headlong's spinal column 505 00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:38.960 liver and his digestive liver and his digestive system. Dude, 506 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.559 he could ship unlike mal he could ship. 507 00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:44.440 Dude. It's a little robot. Just a little turd comes 508 00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:45.160 out of a robot. 509 00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:48.839 He doesn't need to. He's already intravenously like fat in 510 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:49.880 I mean, so he can't eat. 511 00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:51.519 He's got no mouthplate. 512 00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:53.880 It's just like he has no mouth basically, like it's 513 00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:56.880 its eyes and like a skull like part of a 514 00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:01.279 skull cap like it, man, everything else is like housing 515 00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:03.880 and like dude, this one, where are you? Guys are 516 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:04.519 gonna love it? 517 00:28:04.559 --> 00:28:04.759 Oh? 518 00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:08.480 It's great. So he was surrounded by a shell of 519 00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:12.079 duranium alloy that formed his body, and it was made 520 00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:16.079 to look like bone on purpose. His vital organs were 521 00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:23.119 contained in a pressurized synth skin sack. Nice gut sack, dude, 522 00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:29.799 Hell yeah, a fucking synth skin gut sack, and is 523 00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:33.960 protected by armored ribs and plates. He had two LX 524 00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:38.880 forty four robotic legs, magnetized four talent feet, electro driven 525 00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:42.680 arms that could split and make them into four, and 526 00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:46.880 he basically had fucking windmill hands if you could rotate 527 00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:52.000 full three sixty, had opposable thumbs, and shit brow deadly is. 528 00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:53.400 Five opposable thumbs. 529 00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:55.440 Look at this he had you have. 530 00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:00.839 You just when he broke off, you'd have two fingers 531 00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:01.839 in the thumb on each one. 532 00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:03.559 I'm just saying he ain't cool. 533 00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:09.119 He's very cool, dude. I disagree. That's the hardest disagree 534 00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:12.880 I've ever seen, easiest disagree. Fuck you, He's cool as shit. 535 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.480 Parts of his skull and brain and eyes were housed 536 00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:21.440 behind a duras steel headpiece that was designed to look 537 00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:24.440 like the Rkish mask. The top could be lifted off 538 00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:27.680 for easy maintenance and upgrades, and he had two antennas 539 00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:31.519 that came out right there to receive audio, so those 540 00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:34.599 were his ears. Millions of electrodes ran to his brain 541 00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:39.440 and spinal cord to control everything. His response time was 542 00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:43.519 great due to crystal circuitry. The tech wasn't perfect, and 543 00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.279 his lungs and heart were irritated by the implants and 544 00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:49.400 it caused him to have a cough and eventually trouble breathing. 545 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:53.599 So the fucking synth skin sack, gut sack fucking hurts him. 546 00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:56.319 He's like a a so overtised on palpatating. 547 00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:59.720 He probably did it on purpose, Like maybe, I don't know, 548 00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:02.519 was probably the best they could do. I mean, he's lucky, 549 00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:03.720 he could. They could do anything. 550 00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:05.720 Fuck give him a faulty sack. 551 00:30:06.519 --> 00:30:08.519 Yeah, so like maybe he was given a real itchy 552 00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:11.200 sick So he was good for a while, but then 553 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:14.559 he started developing that cough and by the third movie 554 00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:17.440 when we see him, he's like full on, like, oh 555 00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:21.079 the fuck this hurts. Goddamn, he needs like new implants 556 00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:25.920 kind of or new lungs cut him off. He can 557 00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:29.960 survive in space and underwater, and his immune to toxins, 558 00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:32.720 So you can't poison this motherfucker either. There's nothing to poison. 559 00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:37.279 Poison has no bloodstream. He had nothing, dude. 560 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:39.680 If you jam a poison into his eyeball. 561 00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:41.799 May be more like electricity would fuck him up. Dude, 562 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:45.240 he's getting zapped a lot, like he's just all those 563 00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:49.680 crystal circuits. That would be bad for him. So Sidius 564 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.799 has that probably planned into it where he's like, I 565 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:55.160 could fuck you up with my lightning, just like Vader. 566 00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:57.519 You know I built the soup. I can fuck you 567 00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:00.559 up with my lightning really easy. Dude, you're fucked. You 568 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:03.279 need that to survive. Shut that thing down. You're done. 569 00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:06.319 I use the force and push a button and you're fucked. 570 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:10.920 I can't breathe, and it's weird. Hope Vader just has 571 00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:13.240 that whole panel of buttons on the front. What if 572 00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:14.079 someone comes up, it's just. 573 00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:17.279 Like it's like Obi wan, he just bashes him with it. 574 00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:21.799 He's like, you're just sitting there taking him. 575 00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:24.079 He isn't nothing even light up and everything. It's not 576 00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:27.079 remotely hidden it's like, hey, look at this giant weeks. 577 00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:29.160 Just put it on your back. But I guess it's sound. 578 00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:31.880 Can like monitor it like otherwise he can't reach it. 579 00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:34.480 He might need certain things like oh I need to eat, 580 00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:43.079 here's the force. I guess that's true. That's facts. It's 581 00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:46.440 just facts. Yeah, you can't argue with that one. Why 582 00:31:46.440 --> 00:31:48.599 can't they push a button? They can fucking open doors, 583 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:51.079 and like, why can't you just go like the red 584 00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:51.799 button on my back? 585 00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:55.319 Why doesn't even have to be read? Why do they 586 00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:58.720 light up? Is like, I mean, I guess he's one 587 00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:00.480 of the best warrior in the game. 588 00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:02.480 Does shut him down when he needs a sneak though? 589 00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:05.200 Oh yeah, he does do that all right. 590 00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:06.480 So maybe it's just. 591 00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:13.799 This retraumatic effect. I turned the breathing back on now. 592 00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:15.839 Just tiptoeing down the hallways. 593 00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:21.319 It's Vader's voice did so. 594 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:25.480 Grievous claimed his old form was weak flesh. Grievous kept 595 00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:28.680 several reminders of his past life. One was in his 596 00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:31.720 layer where he had like statues of his progression from 597 00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:35.480 Khali Kaliche warrior to the cyborg. So it's like that state. 598 00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:36.759 It was kind of COOLi seed in one of the 599 00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:40.559 episodes of of Clone Wars. There when I think Kid 600 00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:44.680 Fisto is like in the fortress in his pedal old 601 00:32:44.680 --> 00:32:49.000 pedaalan uh let me see. Yeah, he wore a Kaliche 602 00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:52.680 cloak and his Kaliche mask, which it was designed to 603 00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:57.079 look exactly like it but a little modified. Obviously. His 604 00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:00.319 fortress on VESSEK three had all the staff Choo was 605 00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.279 depicting the transformation progression into a cyborg, and it was 606 00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:07.640 like his stronghold, hidden stronghold kind of like a Frankenstein 607 00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:10.519 fucking place where he had like a conveyor belt of 608 00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:13.319 different bodies that he like, replacement bodies in case he 609 00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.000 got fucked up, he could come in and just like 610 00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:18.400 and he does use it like crazy, like arm gets 611 00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:20.680 fucked up, he just goes back and has that droid 612 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:23.160 eedy A four or whatever put on his arm and 613 00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:27.920 back to action. Layer layer would be sweet man. Why 614 00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:30.319 do we call him houses? Give me a layer because 615 00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:31.920 basement is my layer. 616 00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:35.039 I feel like layers kind of need like storms around 617 00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:39.359 them all the time and like bats. Lava, Yeah, lava 618 00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:41.079 is a good hold. 619 00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:42.440 Some kind of dripping gun. 620 00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:44.759 They are very dripping. 621 00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:47.640 Maybe a trap or two, yeah, of course. 622 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:51.440 Of course you need traps, those pressure pressure plates. 623 00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.640 Those Skyrim thieves start coming in, they'll just get. 624 00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:55.079 Whacked by it. 625 00:33:57.839 --> 00:34:02.799 Damn voice, half an hour. Should we take a break. 626 00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:06.119 I'm right there. His voice was unchanged, so he kept 627 00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:09.760 his original voice. He often bragged about his transformation, but 628 00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:14.079 he also despised his mechanical military. So that's where we're ended, 629 00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.320 and we'll get into the training after this respite. 630 00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:23.199 All right, sorry for jumping the gun, and we're back. 631 00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:28.000 We're leaving the fan on. You don't like it, get fucked. 632 00:34:28.679 --> 00:34:31.840 It's a fucking heat wave and it is hot in 633 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:34.599 this motherfuckerking in this room is just. 634 00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:39.880 Like nah, it's almost like small room has three dudes lights, 635 00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:41.400 we're just computers. 636 00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:43.679 Heat is just coming. I can feel the heat coming 637 00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:47.280 off of me. So yeah, three grown men just it's 638 00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:49.480 just a fucking sun in this motherfucker. 639 00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.800 When I'm drinking it, my body just radiates fucking heat. 640 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:53.760 Oh yeah, I need too. 641 00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:57.000 This lag we got two separate as, got computer which 642 00:34:57.039 --> 00:34:58.920 is gonna explode at any second. 643 00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:03.679 So where it's just the heat here. This is damn good. 644 00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:06.559 Holy fuck, I ain't getting another one. 645 00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:10.039 Nah, God, that's good definitely buying me a case of that. 646 00:35:10.519 --> 00:35:14.840 Mm hmmm. All right. So he covered his early life 647 00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:17.599 and all that transformation. Now we're getting into his training. 648 00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:20.639 Although it was his wish to become a cyborg, he 649 00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.440 also resented the fact that he resembled the droids that 650 00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:26.239 surrounded him, so he's kind of in a tough spot. 651 00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:29.079 When he was resurrected, he slaughtered all the droids in 652 00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:31.239 the room, so when he first got his by, he's 653 00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:36.320 like bah. He accepted the position of Supreme Leader of 654 00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:38.840 the Separatist's Army to get revenge on the Jedi. That 655 00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:42.000 was his sole mission. He spent many hours watching Jedi 656 00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:46.360 fight on Hollovid's and reading training manuals. Count Dooku selected 657 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:50.159 him for lightsaber training and personally trained him. Grievous mastered 658 00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:54.480 multiple forms and derived his own fighting style, which helped 659 00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:56.360 him against the Jedi because they've never seen it. 660 00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:57.440 The quad went mill. 661 00:35:57.880 --> 00:35:59.840 He had, dude, just all of his Dude, he's jumping 662 00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:01.920 on ceilings and she coming at you from different an 663 00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:04.400 his feet, his foot can hold the lights in. There's 664 00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:06.360 just like one foot in your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 665 00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:08.480 You're like, what the fuck is going I does a 666 00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:12.239 backflip and then just what is going on? Oh my god, 667 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:15.119 he's just chucking clones at you and shit like, oh fuck, 668 00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:18.480 this guy gives no fucks. Like Dooku has some like 669 00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:22.559 decorum when he's fighting Jedi, right, he respects the one 670 00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:25.679 v one but like, dude, he's gonna pull a blast 671 00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.400 round shoot you in the ass, you know, the duel Dude, 672 00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:31.440 he's gonna have his druids fire on him, like oh shit, 673 00:36:31.639 --> 00:36:34.239 like he does not care. He just wants to fucking 674 00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:37.360 kill and he and fair enough, like what it's a 675 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:41.639 good strategy, dude, don't don't play by their rules. Fuck them, dude. 676 00:36:41.639 --> 00:36:43.920 He has to use all of that to his advantage 677 00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:45.039 because he's fighting. 678 00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:48.760 Jedi dude one obi Wan episode three. 679 00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:50.599 He respects it to a point, but when he got 680 00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:53.320 when he starts losing, dude, he's just like fucking kill him. Ah. 681 00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:55.760 He send his boys to go get him, but it's 682 00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.320 just like the bat get him. He does like it 683 00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:00.960 because he wants to personally kill these people, but if 684 00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:02.840 he can't, he'll just have somebody else do it, and 685 00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:05.360 then he'll like go up and like cut his head 686 00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:06.960 off and be like take his lights there it was 687 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.519 mind bitch. Yeah, he doesn't care. 688 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:11.920 I don't know if you'll mention the two D cloning 689 00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:13.760 worst thing much in it, but probably not. 690 00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:17.159 This is all canon, that is legends, dam I like 691 00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:18.039 you can mention it here. 692 00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:20.639 I like when Duke who was training him in that 693 00:37:20.679 --> 00:37:24.280 and they talk about that, He's like, use whatever you 694 00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:27.360 can to fuck these dudes, Like make sure when you're 695 00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:29.199 approaching these Jedi they're afraid of you. 696 00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:30.320 He's like, they're not afraid. 697 00:37:31.239 --> 00:37:33.320 Might want to back up and try to re examine 698 00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:35.880 the battlefield or whatever and cruise all right, And then 699 00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.440 like the next time you see him, he's patrolling outside, 700 00:37:38.440 --> 00:37:39.159 just scaring. 701 00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:46.360 Him, shaggy shaggy, he runs out and just get stumped. 702 00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:50.159 Just get fucking noise when they're running fucking scuga doo. 703 00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.480 Yeah, And that's why I was saying, like some of 704 00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:55.159 it they did bring it to canon, like this part, 705 00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:56.559 like you said, it reminds you of that, and I 706 00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.320 think that's what it was, like a tribute. They're like, oh, well, 707 00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:01.280 we might as well to operate this. Why wouldn't we? 708 00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:03.440 So some of it is still there, it's just not 709 00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:05.840 like the way that it happened in that show that's 710 00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:08.679 more of like tales, like maybe some maybe that kid 711 00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:11.079 on the hill watching Mace, he was telling that. He's like, 712 00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:14.840 this Jedi killed the whole Droid army by himself, you know, 713 00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:17.000 telling his villagers. That's how I look at that show. 714 00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:20.599 So maybe it's canon. You know, it's just some retellings, 715 00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:22.960 you know, some third person. Some dude on Kuris. I 716 00:38:23.000 --> 00:38:24.840 was like, yo, that's grievous. Run in through the streets. 717 00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:28.760 Told somebody about this clone who had like the what 718 00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:31.360 was that fucking guy's name? He had the red stripe 719 00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:35.519 and he's just like chucking the gun at the motherfucker 720 00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:39.159 kicking dude, Like, oh shit, are the troopers that bust 721 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:42.039 in and save the Jedi? They come in on that uh, 722 00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.719 the painted the painted lad with the dual guns. That 723 00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:50.039 was like the dude comes out with that big fucking turch, 724 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:55.360 like the quad turret they're shooting. Grievous. I think those 725 00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:57.639 are ar troopers in the two D Clone. 726 00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:00.599 I haven't seen that in a very long Dude. 727 00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:03.480 That Clone trooper unit is so fucking sick. That whole 728 00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:06.840 episode Man against Dirge, Like when they're infiltrating the city, 729 00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:10.960 there's like hold up, real quiet. 730 00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.639 There's just there's like almost no speaking, and the entire 731 00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:16.719 thing it's all just hand signals and ship it is. 732 00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:22.039 It's great fucking game. God damn Republic Commando. It is. 733 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:23.679 It is exactly like that game. 734 00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:28.400 Remake that fucking for whoever, somebody. 735 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:34.159 We need that. Uh so where were we? Let me see? 736 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:37.679 Uh yeah. He passed his knowledge onto his magnet guards 737 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:41.239 and used them as sparring partners very often. Grievous was 738 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:44.760 gifted a medical droid for repairs and upgrades named e 739 00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:48.679 v A four D. He always Douku, always pumped up. 740 00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:51.679 Grievous inflated his ego on purpose, like you're the fucking 741 00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.360 best dude. You're gonna kill the Jedi guaranteed. 742 00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:56.679 And he's just like you could probably kill me. 743 00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:03.119 Yeah. A pet rogwart named Gore served as his guard 744 00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:06.480 dog at his fortress, and Grievous cared for him deeply. 745 00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:09.639 A rog wart is just a fucking monstrosity, dude. It's 746 00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:12.320 like a rankcres on steroids. But like you could look 747 00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:14.280 it up. It's a weird looking thing. It's hard to describe. 748 00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:18.280 It's like a lizard creature. It's got like a big tail, 749 00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:23.599 a club tail, big fucking mouth. It looks familiar in 750 00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:26.480 a Star Wars universe, but I don't I can't place it. 751 00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:28.800 But he gave it upgrades and like a big helmet 752 00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:30.920 and shit and like jacked it up with. 753 00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.239 Them fucking looks like a Rancorps xenomorph thing. 754 00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:37.719 Yeah, Jesus Christ, that's with its implants and stuff. So 755 00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:40.239 I don't think it looks like that naturally, because he 756 00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:42.400 has like a bunch of implants to give him weapons 757 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:43.039 so he can. 758 00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:46.320 Fucking maybe that's its natural form, almost like a death claw. 759 00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:52.079 Yep. So yeah, he used that as guard dog at 760 00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:56.920 his fortress. Grievous head Evy upgrade himself and gore. So 761 00:40:56.960 --> 00:40:59.079 now we're gonna get into the Clone Wars, and this 762 00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:00.519 is where the majority of the Lord is going to 763 00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:02.159 because there's a lot of stuff that, like if you 764 00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.800 haven't watched the Clone Wars happens, and there's also like 765 00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:07.960 comics that happened that ran alongside some of the Clone 766 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.760 Wars arcs and stuff, which one of them you're really 767 00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:14.039 gonna likes to. But we'll get there. So it started 768 00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:17.039 at the Battle Genosis. Obviously, Grievous was at the battle, 769 00:41:17.079 --> 00:41:20.320 and he protected the council, the Separatist council. In the catacombs, 770 00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:23.519 he dueled several Jedi and left none of them alive. 771 00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:25.920 Oh no, that's where he got his initial collection from. 772 00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:28.760 He kept the counsul and himself a secret and they 773 00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:32.239 escaped through the hive tunnels, so nobody knew Grievous even existed. 774 00:41:32.639 --> 00:41:35.719 Grievous was given the title of General and Supreme Marshal 775 00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:40.079 Commander of the Separate Destroid Army. What a title, Marshal commander, 776 00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:43.719 let's go. He dedicated himself to becoming the best soldier. 777 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:46.039 He could be the fucking best of the best of 778 00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:50.360 the best, sir, should I brings? I was looking for 779 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:53.000 an agreement like yep, thank you, thank you. 780 00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:55.719 A text popped up distracted me for a second. 781 00:41:57.199 --> 00:41:59.159 So during the early weeks of the war, he had 782 00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:01.280 a duel with key out He Munday and left him 783 00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:04.159 with scars across his face. So I think that's like 784 00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:08.840 the nod to thatonosis there, Yeah, where they surrounded him, 785 00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.079 which was one of the best Grievous scenes. Ever, I 786 00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:13.840 refuse to believe that's not cannon. That had to have 787 00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:17.920 happened because It's fits perfectly in the Grievous Lord. There's 788 00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:21.360 no reason that shouldn't exist. He was on Gionosis, kept 789 00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:23.199 himself a secret, and they didn't know who they were 790 00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.400 fighting in the show, ye, and that's when he gets 791 00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.119 like revealed. That would be a cool That. 792 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:28.440 Was such a cool scen In the right, there's this 793 00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:29.159 new general. 794 00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:31.480 He's fucking everybody. 795 00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:33.039 He just like stops the army. 796 00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:36.079 He's like Jedi, he's not gonna give you a warrior's death. 797 00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:39.400 And then like you just hear his own footsteps walking 798 00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:39.639 the right. 799 00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:41.320 He's fucking coming alone. 800 00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:44.920 Oh shit, Oh that's some shaggy runs out get stopped. 801 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:49.239 His shirt's ripped, fucking ripped in half. There's like, yeah 802 00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:51.360 that guy, there's like two others that are there. Isn't 803 00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.679 shocked tea there? Yeah, yeah, shocked t lasts the longest 804 00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:56.840 I think Yadi Monday gets fucked up. He comes back 805 00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:59.679 in and he's like fighting. Then the Clones come in 806 00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:02.760 and save them. But yeah, that was very cool. Yep, 807 00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:07.719 so I refuse to believe that's not canon. Let's see. 808 00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.880 The war expanded very fast as Grievous proved that he 809 00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:14.280 was unmatched by the Republic command. As he piled up victories. 810 00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:19.320 The Jedi not good at leading a war, go figure peacekeepers, huh, 811 00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:23.880 suck a dick. He used fear and brutal tactics, which 812 00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:27.000 works against the Jedi. The fear. He became Duku's number 813 00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.119 one enforcer and the top battle commander. Very quickly, the 814 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.400 Republic started to think that they would not win the war, 815 00:43:32.760 --> 00:43:35.920 and Grievous gained a reputation as a savage and merciless 816 00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:38.559 brute and was associated with the most extreme forms of 817 00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:43.320 violence and slaughter. Whoa dude, He did not give a fuck, man, 818 00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:46.679 he was coming to kill. He continued to engage the 819 00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:49.800 Grand Army of the Republic and invaded and conquered many worlds. 820 00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:53.400 He also was very elusive and difficult to track, and 821 00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:55.960 he was like taking all the hyperspace lanes right away. Man. 822 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.119 It was crazy how they just like popped out. They're like, 823 00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.440 fuck you, we're taking everything right now. And it was 824 00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:04.000 mostly outer rim stuff to be fair, so not really 825 00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:07.639 that hard, but pretty impressive. He was seen as the 826 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:11.159 face of the separatist's forces, despite Douku being their official 827 00:44:11.239 --> 00:44:16.039 like political leader. The Clones nicknamed the Droids klankas and 828 00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:21.760 nicknamed Grievous head Klanka. The Droid General Grievous was indifferent 829 00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:24.360 to the Republic and the politics of the war, and 830 00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:28.159 his sole mission was to eradicate the Jedi. Now we'll 831 00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:30.840 get into the early war. Grievous led a fleet of 832 00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:34.679 Providence class dreadnoughts, which are the big dogs. They're very 833 00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.679 very good ships. Man. Well, maybe we'll get into a 834 00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.360 lower episode on those ships, like the Venitors and Dreadnoughts 835 00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:42.559 and like all the different classes of ships and stuff. 836 00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:48.239 But that's another time to the planet Stegek to take 837 00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:53.920 a valuable item for Senator from Senator Yarua. The droids 838 00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:59.840 captured Yarua, his daughter Viven, Padme, and Obi Wan Kenobi 839 00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:04.800 restrained and Grievous interrogated Yarua and Padme. Kenobi escaped and 840 00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:07.800 came up behind Grievous and demanded the senators be released. 841 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:12.480 Grievous engaged Kenoby and was eventually forced pushed away. Grievous 842 00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:16.800 took Viven hostage, but was tackled into space by Yarua 843 00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:19.920 as she sacked the body. As he sacked the body 844 00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.559 to save his daughter. Fuck but as we know, Grievous 845 00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:30.519 can survive in space. Kenobi assumed Grievous was just like dumb. Yeah. 846 00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:33.760 Kenobi assumed at this point Grievous was dead, but Yodas said, 847 00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:39.840 underestimate him, do not. Grievous met with a droid mercenary 848 00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:42.960 named a d W four. He contracted the droid to 849 00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.920 lead an army to the planet hiss Rich. They battled 850 00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:49.559 with Mace Windu and his Jedi squad. Ad told Grievous 851 00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:53.639 that Mace was killed, but he was lying. Eventually, Ad 852 00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:57.719 was defeated and hiss Rich fell to the Republic. So 853 00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:01.440 Mace is a beast, basically is what happened. Grievous struck 854 00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:05.679 many supply supply chains ammunitions depots early in the war. 855 00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.880 He was he actually was earned an early defeat at 856 00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:14.599 Outposts seven sixteen. Ventris was sent to recapture the outpost 857 00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:18.079 and succeeded, so kind of like a knock on Grievous there. 858 00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:20.480 You know, they're like competing commanders, like you think about 859 00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.039 how it's Sith operate. They're not like they're on the 860 00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:25.480 same team, but they're like I want to one up you, dude, 861 00:46:25.480 --> 00:46:28.239 Like I'm better than you. I'm fucking better than you. 862 00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:29.199 I'm the best. 863 00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:32.239 I'm the best. No, I'm the fucking best. No, I'm 864 00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:34.880 the best. And then Cities is like, you're not the best. 865 00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:39.199 I I am the best. I am the Senate. 866 00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:42.320 Work circles around you. 867 00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:46.079 Bring my fucking tools. The battle on the fourth Moon 868 00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:50.559 of Payen two was the first test of the Magnet Guards. 869 00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:55.519 Grievous used the TSMEU six wheelie bike for the first time. 870 00:46:56.440 --> 00:47:01.960 The republic forces, led by Jedi Sunen, were rushed. Annan 871 00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.679 was killed and stabbed in the throat by a Magna 872 00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:11.519 Guard our son on son on, So, yeah. 873 00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:12.360 That's like a dread choke on it because they're just 874 00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:13.599 flat staff. 875 00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.880 So don't they have some kind of little point at 876 00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:17.599 the end there. 877 00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:20.280 They're electrocuted, but they're rounded at least I thought they 878 00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:21.480 were something else. 879 00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:22.519 They were like pointy. 880 00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:23.719 I thought they were pointing too. 881 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.199 Yeah, I thought they were a little point all right, 882 00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:28.599 let's say check it out. The Magna Guards gained the 883 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:31.760 same fearsome reputation as their master and were never not 884 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:35.400 seen by his side. Grievous launched an invasion of the 885 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:39.079 ice planet a Lamas, but was defeated because his tactical 886 00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:41.800 droid betrayed him and it was considered his first defeat 887 00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:48.920 amongst the Sith. The Jedi Pablo Jill Pablo had a 888 00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:52.760 duel with him over Duro, which is the Duros home 889 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:57.239 planet in a satellite city. Jill survives but his h 890 00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:00.079 but his lightsaber was lost to Grievous. It was a 891 00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:05.280 blue lightsaber. Grievous killed Jedi Master Jamar j m m 892 00:48:05.320 --> 00:48:09.519 A A R Lamar Lamar Mar Marrison and took his 893 00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:10.599 green lightsaber. 894 00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:14.559 So it's I mean, it's like a cone, get flat cone. 895 00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:18.480 So it is a little pointing, pointy enough to stab 896 00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:26.840 somebody but not sharp choke on it. So then we 897 00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:31.039 get to venture to Haven. Grievous received coordinates from the 898 00:48:31.079 --> 00:48:34.519 bounty hunter tar Kligson. He went to a space sar 899 00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:38.039 Cligson Tar Kligson God dying bait it Bang I got 900 00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:44.760 these cordinates. He went to a space station called Haven 901 00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:48.840 in order to recruit the droids that lived there. Telemac 902 00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:51.440 was the droid in charge and was offered the protection 903 00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:54.639 of the separatists but denied it. The droids attacked Grievous 904 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:57.480 and destroyed his droids and one of his Magna guards, 905 00:48:57.480 --> 00:49:00.639 but Grievous destroyed most of Telemac's droids. He didn't want 906 00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:03.920 to waste more time. Grieves dipped. Fuck this place, you 907 00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:04.480 guys sucked. 908 00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:05.159 I'm out. 909 00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:07.280 You guys bore me. So then we get to a 910 00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:11.000 skirmish on Caliban. Grievous invaded the moon of Caliban and 911 00:49:11.079 --> 00:49:14.320 destroyed a lunar bridge. I don't know what that means. 912 00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:17.159 I think it's just a bridge on the planet. It's 913 00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:18.519 not like interplanetary. 914 00:49:18.719 --> 00:49:20.920 I don't know they got two moons bridge. 915 00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:23.000 I'm not quite sure what that is. So no, I 916 00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:25.199 mean we're glossing over some of this stuff. If we 917 00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:27.440 got into too much detail, this episode will be fucking 918 00:49:27.440 --> 00:49:30.840 five hours long, brother, so deal with it. I guess 919 00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:33.480 fuck you if you know email us. I guess if 920 00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:36.320 you know rather right, fuck you or email us one 921 00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:44.039 or two? Pick both? Do both fuck you and email us. Uh. 922 00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:47.320 He captured Obi Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody and their 923 00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:50.719 clones and ordered them to rebuild the bridge. So they did. 924 00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:53.199 They rebuilt the bridge, but Grievous was ambushed by the 925 00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:58.320 locals and they stole Kenobe's lightsaber from him ship. That 926 00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:00.880 was a treasure right there. Quite yet, they don't have 927 00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:03.000 that rivalry yet. This is only I think the second 928 00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:07.199 time they've met. Uh So, Canoby engaged Grievous and was 929 00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:10.239 overpowered by Grievous, but he used the force to cause 930 00:50:10.280 --> 00:50:14.039 an avalanche that buried Grievous and Adroid Army. Fuck Kenoby 931 00:50:14.039 --> 00:50:16.000 and the clones escaped on an L A A T 932 00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:19.559 and destroyed the bridge before leaving the system. Grievs is 933 00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:21.320 just like Kenoby. 934 00:50:22.440 --> 00:50:25.639 You people are just screaming Kenobi at the sky and 935 00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:27.039 the star Wars. 936 00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:33.239 Oh many, dude. Vader Grievous mall insidious for sure, He's like, 937 00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:36.320 fuck you do this guy. Can't kill this guy, He's unkillable. 938 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:40.519 John Wick, It's the John Wick of Jedi. 939 00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:44.920 So now we get to the attack on Stellar Rise. 940 00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:52.239 Grievous infiltrated the Acquintin arquin I don't know, Arquatin's class 941 00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.599 cruiser Stellar Rise, with the intent of stealing high Republic 942 00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:59.480 era artifacts. He brought along four Magna guards. They snuck 943 00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:03.480 on board, uh by using crates and dispatch the crew 944 00:51:03.559 --> 00:51:05.239 just thinking of Grievous and a fucking. 945 00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:09.440 Just like just folded himself in there like a fucking well. 946 00:51:09.239 --> 00:51:17.679 Spuck damn bush? What is that box? Laughing? 947 00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:21.840 Sky Rim must have been the wind must have been. 948 00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:28.239 So the captain was spared and interrogated. But then Jedi 949 00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:31.559 Knight a knop ree d showed up. She fought the 950 00:51:31.599 --> 00:51:37.920 Magna Guards and Grievous and fled the bridge. I must 951 00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:42.480 have had a misspelling here. The Jedi re emerged and 952 00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:46.920 engaged with I'm sorry, Grievous re emerged and engaged with 953 00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:49.800 the Clone troopers at her back. So Grievous comes in 954 00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:53.760 starts sucking up clones. Sorry about that. That's my train 955 00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:56.880 of thought there with this horrid misspelling here, what I 956 00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:58.960 was trying to say with this outline, I've done it 957 00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:03.239 plenty of So She's eventually separated Grievous from his Magna 958 00:52:03.239 --> 00:52:06.079 guards because the Clones were kind of like intermixing there, 959 00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:07.800 and it was like a little battle in the hallways there. 960 00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:11.280 Red tricked him into a boarding an escape pod and 961 00:52:11.320 --> 00:52:14.119 he was discharged as the ship went to h charges. 962 00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:23.840 Just it just doesn't shut die. It's just the zoom 963 00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:26.039 in of like the window and then it like him 964 00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:27.079 spinning out a frame. 965 00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:31.599 Why is there always a window on the back of 966 00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:32.519 escape pods. 967 00:52:33.639 --> 00:52:35.440 You need to see where you're piloting. I guess, I 968 00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:36.800 mean he could probably just use. 969 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:40.960 So you can look at the explosions and ship. Yeah, man, 970 00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:41.760 I escaped it. 971 00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:48.119 Damn, that's true. I don't know. It's lower episode, dude. 972 00:52:48.119 --> 00:52:52.440 They will get into escape pod windows, escape pods. It'll 973 00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:54.000 be on one of them escape pods. 974 00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:55.199 Why they have windows in the back. 975 00:52:56.239 --> 00:52:58.480 We'll eventually run out of stuff and we'll do escape pods. 976 00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:02.480 All right, nice, Yeah, that sounds nice. So now we 977 00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:06.039 get onto the Malevolence and this is Clone Wars show 978 00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:10.480 badass arc Dude three, episode Arc Sweet. Around the time 979 00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:14.840 of the Battle of Christophansis, Grievous had spread the Republic thin. 980 00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:18.880 So that was the Clone Wars movie Christophsis, and it's 981 00:53:18.920 --> 00:53:25.199 literally just Christophe like christopher Sis, Christophsis. It's insane how 982 00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:30.639 it's spelled. So the Republic one victories at Christophsis and Dantewein, 983 00:53:31.320 --> 00:53:34.519 Grievous commanded fleets at Hypori and slaughtered the Clones and 984 00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:39.559 Jedi station there. He led start. He led starfleet that 985 00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:45.039 would what he led, He led fleets that would leave 986 00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.880 worlds wrecked and a blaze. What the brain cell just 987 00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:56.360 left me, dude, it's gone. What He led fleets and 988 00:53:56.400 --> 00:53:59.159 would leave worlds wrecked in a blaze. He was given 989 00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:03.960 command of his new flagship, the Subjugator class heavy cruiser Malevolence. 990 00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:09.360 Massive ship. Dude is huge. It had fucking trams inside 991 00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:12.079 of it, dude, like rail systems, that's how big. It was. 992 00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:13.880 Some fucking war hammer shit. 993 00:54:14.119 --> 00:54:17.400 Yeah, it's insane. And it had a new experimental weapon, 994 00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:21.280 the Mega ion cannon, and he could command millions of 995 00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:26.000 droids from the bridge across the outer rim. He executed 996 00:54:26.039 --> 00:54:29.159 attacks on Republic fleets that would leave no survivors, so 997 00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:31.440 he would just ion cannon them. Their their shit would 998 00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:32.880 be disabled and they'd just be floating there. And then 999 00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:35.920 he would just be like open fire. And there's so 1000 00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:38.480 many cannons on this fucking ship. It is insane, dude. 1001 00:54:38.679 --> 00:54:41.079 It was just utter destruction and just debrief. 1002 00:54:40.760 --> 00:54:43.960 Youel like like a pirate takes up the main sail 1003 00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:45.440 and hit some of the broadside. 1004 00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:48.519 There you go, and this is yeah, this is one 1005 00:54:48.519 --> 00:54:51.480 of our boys Plo episodes that he was. Yeah, he 1006 00:54:51.559 --> 00:54:54.039 goes in and gets fucked up and he's with like 1007 00:54:54.079 --> 00:54:55.719 the Clones and that's when you get like a good 1008 00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:58.000 moment where he's like, you guys mean something to me. 1009 00:54:58.199 --> 00:54:58.360 You know. 1010 00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:00.400 The Clones are like nobody's coming to fucking say of ass. 1011 00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:03.559 So yeah they are. Well I'm here, but they're coming 1012 00:55:03.559 --> 00:55:05.760 for me. But they're going for you too. We care, 1013 00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:07.599 I care, I care at least. 1014 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:09.519 Oh make sure you guys get out too. 1015 00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:13.320 Yeah. It's a brutal episode too. The Clone or the 1016 00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:17.440 Detroids are coming up to the escape pods and just 1017 00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:21.119 breaking the glass and the Clones are just like into space. 1018 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:24.480 I'm like, this is a kid's show. There's like and 1019 00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:28.440 then they's like there they go like, oh my god, 1020 00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:34.519 they're just like strangling to death in space. Jesus, they 1021 00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:44.760 just sees Fuck man, it's terrible. So uh yeah, no survivors. 1022 00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:46.719 They don't know what this weapon is. He had a 1023 00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:50.400 victory at the Battle of Fu Phu or is it fun? 1024 00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:53.480 I don't know where. 1025 00:55:53.239 --> 00:55:59.239 He's spelled pho that's right, fuck you got him? Hm, 1026 00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.079 fuck you whatever? Country that's from Vietnam. 1027 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:07.559 Vietnam yep, like win is spelled n g y u 1028 00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:13.559 e na what yeah? What win? Win? Like w i 1029 00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:18.199 n is spelled n g y u n Like Naguion, 1030 00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:23.320 fuck you, but it's win in their length whatever. It 1031 00:56:23.400 --> 00:56:25.000 is a wild one, dude. You see that on a 1032 00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:28.280 piece of paper and you're like, and it's win, it's 1033 00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:28.800 just win. 1034 00:56:29.960 --> 00:56:32.599 And then it's winning. No, it's not. This is America. 1035 00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:39.719 It's win. Get in here. So then yeah, he was 1036 00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:44.760 stationed in the Abergado system with a Republic fleet leg Abergato. 1037 00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:45.960 I don't know why I keep doing something. 1038 00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:49.199 Yeah, win. A Republic fleet led by Master Plokun himself, 1039 00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:53.320 and Plo engaged. Dooku was actually on board. The fleet 1040 00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:56.519 was destroyed, but Plo was rescued by Anakin and Ahsoka. 1041 00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:58.360 They come and rescue his escape pot. When they're doing 1042 00:56:58.400 --> 00:57:02.440 all that, there they go, Yeah, they got him. Duku's 1043 00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:05.320 trust in Grievous was shaken and he left to talk 1044 00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:07.840 with his master Sidious. So he was pissed, and Grievous 1045 00:57:07.960 --> 00:57:10.360 was like, fuck, like, I'd let somebody survive this attack. 1046 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:13.239 So now they have info on the ship. Grievous destroyed 1047 00:57:13.239 --> 00:57:16.199 another Republic convoy and was instructed to take out a 1048 00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:19.320 medical facility that was tending to a bunch of fucking clones. 1049 00:57:19.360 --> 00:57:21.960 They was just injured clones, Like what a rad Pastor 1050 00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:26.320 man injured guy game the Republic forces, but the ion 1051 00:57:26.360 --> 00:57:29.280 cannons were disabled by fighters led by Anakin. That's when 1052 00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:31.079 they're using the y wings, dude. They go in on 1053 00:57:31.119 --> 00:57:35.199 a fucking strafing run and disable the cannons temporarily. Uh. 1054 00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:39.079 Padme was actually captured and it was she was like 1055 00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:41.639 en route to a different spy. It was like a 1056 00:57:41.679 --> 00:57:45.320 Duku thing. He's like, U use her as like leverage 1057 00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:48.079 and the Republic were forced to stop firing and a 1058 00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:50.760 rescue team was sent to save her. Anakin's pissed. He's like, 1059 00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:54.119 fuck this. So Kenobi and Anakin boarded the ship. Kenobi 1060 00:57:54.119 --> 00:57:57.639 fought Grievous and overpowered him and they escaped with Padme, 1061 00:57:58.000 --> 00:57:59.239 got her, snatched her up. 1062 00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:00.639 I thought she is gonna die. 1063 00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:03.000 You're wrong. 1064 00:58:03.000 --> 00:58:03.800 He just gives up. 1065 00:58:03.880 --> 00:58:10.639 Later, Grievous pursued them in his starfighter, the Soulless One. 1066 00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:14.920 The Malevolence was sabotaged by Anakin and it ended up 1067 00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:19.360 crashing into the nearby moon. Grievous disconnected his transmission with 1068 00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:22.239 Douku and he fled. Was like, what what's going on? 1069 00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:25.679 And he's just like I don't know, fuck dude, and 1070 00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:28.880 just he's like flying away and like the ships just 1071 00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:31.079 it's kind of comical. 1072 00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:35.559 You're like, oh, ship, what's going on? Sure? Not crashing 1073 00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:39.199 that big ass ship he gave me, see you. 1074 00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:43.119 He's just the frame is literally him flying at the 1075 00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:46.280 screen and the ship just crashing in a big fire ball. 1076 00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:55.239 It's just Grievous in a cockpit, just all hunched over 1077 00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:59.760 because he's so fucking big, just pissed, got very angry 1078 00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:05.559 fuck man. Uh So, then, yeah, Grievous was at bay 1079 00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:08.719 for a while and the separatists were Delta Sirius blow. 1080 00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:14.280 He then would face Luminara unduly on Nate dem and 1081 00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:17.639 you know, they just dueled it out and he flees, 1082 00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:21.000 she flees. Not really that important. He also deployed twenty 1083 00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:24.079 six thousand battle droids to invade Hakkarah I don't know 1084 00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:26.920 where that is. Less than five percent of those droids survived. 1085 00:59:27.559 --> 00:59:30.280 Grievous was offered a discount on the next batch due 1086 00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:35.719 to their poor performance and a double shipment, so pretty sweet. Straight, 1087 00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:37.480 He's like, I don't know if he knew that the 1088 00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:39.400 droids were shitty and he sent him into battle to 1089 00:59:39.480 --> 00:59:42.320 give that discount or what, because like it's just an 1090 00:59:42.320 --> 00:59:44.599 odd thing to like put in the lore, like why 1091 00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:44.960 would you. 1092 00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:47.239 He's at his desk later, like doing paper where he 1093 00:59:47.320 --> 00:59:50.000 calls like, dude, these fucking droids suck. You need to 1094 00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:51.239 get me some refunds on this. 1095 00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:54.119 They're all right, all right, I will come there and 1096 00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:54.800 kill you. 1097 00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:57.039 You know that, right, Give you a fucking discount on 1098 00:59:57.119 --> 00:59:59.719 the next millionount. 1099 00:59:59.760 --> 01:00:02.679 Dude, take it easy. So now we get the two 1100 01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:10.239 droids get too free. Wha he's just watching a commercial. 1101 01:00:10.639 --> 01:00:12.719 Was just watching a commercial on the hollow net, Like, 1102 01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:16.119 all right, I'll take you up on that. If you 1103 01:00:16.159 --> 01:00:18.400 have shitty droids, we'll give you a double down on 1104 01:00:18.519 --> 01:00:20.400 the next ship man and have price. 1105 01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:23.320 If this droid army doesn't take a planet, you get 1106 01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:25.119 another droid army for free. 1107 01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:30.000 Deal. Write that down right right down? 1108 01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:30.280 Now? 1109 01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:34.840 What what was that old fucking shoe commercial where he's 1110 01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:35.320 like twenty. 1111 01:00:35.159 --> 01:00:41.880 Five don't jesus chase you know the commercial? 1112 01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:42.119 Right? 1113 01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.039 I don't remember that, you don't you're always selling lugs. 1114 01:00:46.920 --> 01:00:50.639 He was like, mister, I just remember the guy with 1115 01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.760 the ponytail where he was like, mister down to the 1116 01:00:54.119 --> 01:00:58.280 come down the guys spot well, get your tables and 1117 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:01.679 dolls you want what have I. 1118 01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:03.599 Got like a fucking ninja in the background. 1119 01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:07.360 That guy was is that fish furniture? 1120 01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:10.320 That guy, I feel like it was like, I don't know, 1121 01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:11.119 it was something weird. 1122 01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:13.880 That's showing our age right there, come down, We'll give 1123 01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:14.320 you whatever. 1124 01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:17.679 That was also just like a Cleveland place, because no 1125 01:01:17.719 --> 01:01:20.280 one's putting that guy in a nationwide commercial. 1126 01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:23.280 Fuck. No, dude looked like a fucking ghost, just white 1127 01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:23.800 as fuck. 1128 01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:31.079 That gross fucking almost geez whispering. It wasn't what was you, 1129 01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:32.360 He's like, come on down? 1130 01:01:32.559 --> 01:01:38.280 It was so quiet. Rasper whispered, yea a rasper. All right, 1131 01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:40.159 we should probably take a respect because we're onto a 1132 01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:42.800 next spot, the Rishi station, So stay tuned. 1133 01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:48.000 All right, we have answers. We found the commercials we 1134 01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:51.119 were talking about me, I was talking about mister Elliott's 1135 01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:59.559 and then the creep. It's a Cleveland It was a 1136 01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:05.159 Cleveland furniture store, Norton's Furniture. Oh you can't get credit here, 1137 01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:09.119 can't get out. 1138 01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:13.000 And you can kind on. My name is Mike. 1139 01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:16.760 If you want to weird see a weird fucking commercial, 1140 01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:19.239 look up Norton Furniture in Cleveland. 1141 01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:20.480 You're welcome. 1142 01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:23.159 That's that's worth it for the episode is Man. 1143 01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:25.199 If you do anything, if you gather anything out of 1144 01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:30.199 this episode, gather that, all right? All right? Fuck, so 1145 01:02:30.239 --> 01:02:33.159 we're gonna keep popping the tops on grievous here, all right. 1146 01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:36.239 This is attack on Rishi Station. Man, this is a 1147 01:02:36.280 --> 01:02:41.559 sad episode. You watch these boys, these clones as cadets, 1148 01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:45.000 and we're gonna I'm gonna get together a Clone Wars 1149 01:02:45.039 --> 01:02:46.800 episode so we can go through it for those of 1150 01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:48.760 us who haven't seen it who want to kind of 1151 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:50.599 get some knowledge on it. There's a lot of cool 1152 01:02:50.599 --> 01:02:53.079 shit in the Clone Wars. This is a cool episode. 1153 01:02:53.119 --> 01:02:55.239 You watch them from cadets, they actually graduate. They had 1154 01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:57.599 tough time getting through, like the training and stuff, and 1155 01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:59.639 then they end up coming together. Now the station I 1156 01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:02.440 received Rishi Station, which is just a listening post. Dude, 1157 01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:04.719 nothing going on. They're pissed about it. They're like, I'm 1158 01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:06.360 supposed to go on the front lines. What the fuck 1159 01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:08.320 you got me over here? Like a fucking shiny When 1160 01:03:08.360 --> 01:03:12.760 they called the Nubies shinies because their gear was all shiny, 1161 01:03:13.199 --> 01:03:17.960 I think I remember that. Yeah, shineyes on the Bobby, 1162 01:03:18.559 --> 01:03:24.519 What the barbie on the Bobby? You could Canda Shineyes, 1163 01:03:25.559 --> 01:03:30.280 REGs Grievous remained elusive to the Republic. He was being 1164 01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:34.440 chased by Obi Wan, but he kind of, you know, 1165 01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:35.960 he was all over the place, so it was tough 1166 01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:38.280 for him to gather where exactly gre was was going 1167 01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:42.679 to resurface. He planned to invade Camino, so right away, dude, 1168 01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:46.480 early war getting the Camino fuck. Commando droids were sent 1169 01:03:46.599 --> 01:03:48.719 to the listening post at Richie Station, which you gotta 1170 01:03:48.760 --> 01:03:50.960 love the command of droids. Dude, just fucking rolling in there. 1171 01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:55.880 There's so much more mobile and fucking just like that's 1172 01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:59.400 a little swords and ship fuck slitting throats, shooting, Dude, 1173 01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:01.840 they shoot clan like sometimes like point blank up in 1174 01:04:01.880 --> 01:04:06.599 the helmet. Hell, they're brutal, man, so they actually like 1175 01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:09.119 pretend to be clones. They like kill a couple of 1176 01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:12.039 clones and then take their gear and they're like Rod 1177 01:04:12.119 --> 01:04:15.599 Joe Rodjaw, And like that's how Rex ends up getting 1178 01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:18.639 tipped off because Rex and Cody come there for an inspection, 1179 01:04:19.480 --> 01:04:22.559 and yeah, the droid says that he's like Rod Joe 1180 01:04:22.639 --> 01:04:26.920 Rodjaw and they're like Roger Rod fucking droids, So they 1181 01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:30.639 like kind of ambush the ambush there and. 1182 01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:32.480 It's a double bush. 1183 01:04:32.760 --> 01:04:35.440 They actually deactivated the post and you could see the 1184 01:04:35.480 --> 01:04:39.400 invasion fleet overhead kind of passing by. But the admission 1185 01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:42.159 eventually fails due to the efforts of the Clones, so 1186 01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:45.760 Heavy ends up sacking the body. Dude, he gets fucked 1187 01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:47.960 up and he like blows himself up with the station 1188 01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:51.960 and that alerts the Republic that something's wrong. Yeah, Heavy 1189 01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:53.679 was sweet. Man. If you watch the Clone Wars, you 1190 01:04:53.719 --> 01:04:58.199 got a low. He had the big machine gun goes 1191 01:04:58.239 --> 01:05:01.360 out like a fucking g though he is lay fired out. 1192 01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:04.599 He's like, there, come on for that, and he gets 1193 01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:08.159 that was a girl. Boys, I got this. They're like Heavy, no, 1194 01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:14.920 and then yeah, sucks, but hey, Rex and Cody make 1195 01:05:14.960 --> 01:05:17.760 it out, so that's good. Grievous thought it was the 1196 01:05:17.840 --> 01:05:20.440 droids that did it, and he was enraged by that. 1197 01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:24.679 He's like, fucking droids. The Republic fleets arrived and Grievous 1198 01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:28.000 had to retreat. A dead or alive warrant was issued 1199 01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:30.559 for General Grievous by the Galactic Senate at this point 1200 01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:33.800 were alive. Fuck them. So now we get to Skytop 1201 01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:36.760 Station campaign. This is more the show. More of the 1202 01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:41.119 show Shortly after the Malevolence campaign, Grievous launched another campaign 1203 01:05:41.239 --> 01:05:45.000 on the Outer Rim. He used the newly created skytop station, 1204 01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:47.920 a battle sphere, which was also a listening post. So 1205 01:05:47.960 --> 01:05:51.199 it's basically one of those like Federation spheres, but it 1206 01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:53.559 has like a bunch of antennas on it and it's bigger. 1207 01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:58.440 But yeah, it allowed him to ambush Republic fleets at will. 1208 01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:02.000 Despite a few loss his Grievous regained the upper hand 1209 01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:04.840 and the Republic's foothold in the Outer Rim began to slip. 1210 01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:08.920 Within a month, he seed seized multiple planets and hyper 1211 01:06:08.920 --> 01:06:12.800 space lanes, leading to Kessel, Bestmin and mon Kelamari. Those 1212 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:17.159 are pretty vital and uh hyper space lines the ones 1213 01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:20.679 especially to best Bin in Mont Klamari and can fought 1214 01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:24.840 against uh you know, the assault but failed. Grievous pursued 1215 01:06:24.920 --> 01:06:29.360 his fleet. Count Dooku Assage Ventres and Grievous combined to 1216 01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:32.719 their forces and led an assault on Faline and wiped 1217 01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:35.039 out the republic fleet failing. 1218 01:06:36.159 --> 01:06:43.480 Yeah, shooting arrows from scratch. They's, hey, man, what's traill 1219 01:06:43.519 --> 01:06:44.880 around doing outside the gate? 1220 01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:46.360 That's limit here. 1221 01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:47.719 I can't select. 1222 01:06:47.320 --> 01:06:53.679 Them, I can't select my builder arrows. Oh oh, oh, 1223 01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:56.760 my troops so stupid. 1224 01:06:57.159 --> 01:06:58.239 I fucking love doing. 1225 01:06:59.119 --> 01:07:01.400 We have a couple of biff Me episodes out there, 1226 01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:04.239 so go check those out for the reference. You can 1227 01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:07.599 only listen to those, I believe, though I suck it. 1228 01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:13.280 Anakin's fleet was was protecting Bothawee, which is where the 1229 01:07:13.280 --> 01:07:16.800 Bothins are from, and it's in the mid Rim fucking 1230 01:07:17.559 --> 01:07:20.719 which they're kind of like rodent people. They're like catty 1231 01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:24.199 Barra people. A. Yeah, we don't actually see any both Ens. 1232 01:07:24.239 --> 01:07:25.679 I don't think I'm from some reason. 1233 01:07:25.719 --> 01:07:27.159 I thought there were like the guys that were in 1234 01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:28.360 the band at Jabas. 1235 01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:31.280 No, the alien dude, like the that. 1236 01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:35.519 One dude that sings where he's going, that's a I 1237 01:07:35.559 --> 01:07:37.000 believe he might be a Botham. 1238 01:07:37.400 --> 01:07:40.039 I was talking more like the bald guys, like all 1239 01:07:40.079 --> 01:07:41.519 them A like the flutes and stuff. 1240 01:07:41.679 --> 01:07:42.880 No, those aren't Bothens. 1241 01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:44.239 The are those guys? 1242 01:07:44.360 --> 01:07:46.920 I don't know. I have no idea lore episode. There 1243 01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:47.320 you go. 1244 01:07:48.119 --> 01:07:58.079 The fucking jaba Is fucking band. He had blue Elephant 1245 01:07:58.119 --> 01:07:58.679 on the keys. 1246 01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:05.000 Max Rebo he's one of the isn't he. 1247 01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:10.800 That's a I don't know who that actually. I think 1248 01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:12.719 the bald headed guys are the CANTEENA. 1249 01:08:12.920 --> 01:08:16.399 Yeah, all right, isn't it if we're actually gonna do 1250 01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:19.720 a lotter episode? I'm pretty sure isn't it called jizz? 1251 01:08:20.439 --> 01:08:23.359 Not it's not called jazz, it's called like space jizz. 1252 01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:27.960 I'm pretty sure you might be right about that. That's terrible. 1253 01:08:28.520 --> 01:08:34.119 That's a crazy wow, dude, that's crazy. It's outrageous. It's 1254 01:08:34.199 --> 01:08:42.079 unheard of, it's unfair. So Anakin's fleet was protecting bothawhey, 1255 01:08:42.199 --> 01:08:45.479 and that was Grievous's objective. He did some damage to 1256 01:08:45.520 --> 01:08:48.720 the republic fleet. Grievous then took his fleet through an 1257 01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:51.039 asteroid field to kind of avoid the republic fleet and 1258 01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:54.880 protect himself. But this episode is sick, dude. Anakin had 1259 01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:57.840 att s latch onto the asteroids and they just like 1260 01:08:58.000 --> 01:09:01.159 dropped onto his ship, dude, on the fucking Dreadnought, and 1261 01:09:01.199 --> 01:09:04.319 they're just like assaulting. The new clones are like jumping 1262 01:09:04.359 --> 01:09:08.039 in space like they're on the fucking surface of the ship, 1263 01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:10.800 but they're in space, so they're just like making massive 1264 01:09:10.880 --> 01:09:13.600 leaps and just having a blast. Like hell, yeah, it 1265 01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:16.800 is such a fun episode, man, And the Atts are 1266 01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:19.760 just marching on the bridge. Man, it's so sick. 1267 01:09:20.640 --> 01:09:20.760 Uh. 1268 01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:24.279 Grievous ordered a retreat, but his droids didn't know where 1269 01:09:24.319 --> 01:09:26.800 to go. They're like, ah, we can't gone here. It's 1270 01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:31.119 asteroids and Grievous I think kills a couple of Grievous 1271 01:09:31.199 --> 01:09:34.479 was forced to flee on his personal ship, the Soulless One, 1272 01:09:34.479 --> 01:09:37.680 and the Separatists fleet was destroyed and he Can tried 1273 01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:40.760 to pursue but his ship was damaged and broke down. 1274 01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:46.039 Grievous had a trans uh you know, transmitted to a 1275 01:09:48.319 --> 01:09:51.199 where the fuck am I? He a scrapper and he 1276 01:09:51.279 --> 01:09:54.479 had and it was a Trandosian scrapper. They're like going 1277 01:09:54.520 --> 01:09:57.760 too that asteroid field and capture Anakin's droid R two 1278 01:09:57.840 --> 01:10:00.680 D two from the ship because a can actually was 1279 01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:02.600 pulled out. He was unconscious and they saved him, but 1280 01:10:02.600 --> 01:10:04.199 they didn't save UR two. I think R two was 1281 01:10:04.319 --> 01:10:09.840 jettisoned from the they couldn't find him. Uh So then, yeah, 1282 01:10:10.079 --> 01:10:12.840 Anakin was actually given a replacement droid that was a 1283 01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:15.359 Separatist spy, but we didn't know it at the time, 1284 01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:19.880 so it is crazy. Grievous located Anakin and attacked, but 1285 01:10:20.119 --> 01:10:22.960 he was saved by a Soska R two was then 1286 01:10:23.119 --> 01:10:25.920 something God damn it. 1287 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:32.680 So the canteena band is figuring Dan and the modil Nodes. 1288 01:10:33.720 --> 01:10:35.840 Why are a Bith band? 1289 01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:40.680 I knew that. And well there's a Sith that's a byth. 1290 01:10:41.720 --> 01:10:46.479 Yes, they're an all bith music band that specializes in 1291 01:10:46.520 --> 01:10:51.239 the genres of jizz and jets jizz. 1292 01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:58.079 Hell yeah, I don't we all specialize in jizz? Here, boys, 1293 01:10:59.039 --> 01:10:59.520 you don't. 1294 01:10:59.640 --> 01:10:59.960 I don't. 1295 01:11:00.600 --> 01:11:03.039 Of course you do. You're a specialist at this point 1296 01:11:03.039 --> 01:11:07.119 in life. Come on, come on, we have it. It's 1297 01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:07.560 in us. 1298 01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:14.039 Wait a minute, I'm just looking deeper. 1299 01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:18.239 Wait which where is? Oh no, in the balls, in 1300 01:11:18.279 --> 01:11:19.279 our balls, in our balls. 1301 01:11:19.520 --> 01:11:23.000 I'm just looking deeper into the Lord of Jizz in 1302 01:11:23.079 --> 01:11:24.399 the Star Wars universe. 1303 01:11:25.520 --> 01:11:28.239 Careful search history. 1304 01:11:28.560 --> 01:11:31.239 I just tapped on it in the Wookiepedia. 1305 01:11:31.760 --> 01:11:35.479 Thank god, I'm not just typing jizz. 1306 01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:37.800 Jizz Star Wars. 1307 01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:45.079 Where so, Yeah, Anakin was given a replacement droid that 1308 01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:49.399 was a separatist droid. Remember that R two was captured 1309 01:11:49.439 --> 01:11:52.479 and brought to Skytop Station and was disassembled by that 1310 01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:55.479 Trandosian And it was revealed that his memory had never 1311 01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:58.319 been erased, and he held all the military secrets of 1312 01:11:58.319 --> 01:12:01.000 the Republic. Obi Wan was super pissed at Anakin. He's like, 1313 01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:03.479 wall Man, you never erase his memory? What the fuck? 1314 01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:08.359 And he goes like he's my friend. Yeah, exactly exactly, 1315 01:12:08.439 --> 01:12:10.199 So he's like, I gotta go get him. So he 1316 01:12:10.239 --> 01:12:13.720 takes that shitty droid with him, and Anakin is like 1317 01:12:13.920 --> 01:12:15.880 talking down to this droid. You kind of feel bad 1318 01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:17.960 for the droid at first because you're like, you don't know, 1319 01:12:18.359 --> 01:12:20.520 they don't tell you until later, and it's like, what 1320 01:12:20.560 --> 01:12:22.600 are you being so mean to this tree? No? No too, 1321 01:12:22.640 --> 01:12:25.640 he sucks And then like he actually does kind of suck, 1322 01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:28.399 but it's like on purpose. Yeah, and you still kind 1323 01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:30.680 of feel bad for this droid for the whole episode. 1324 01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:36.039 It's crazy. So then, yeah, the transision ended up asking 1325 01:12:36.079 --> 01:12:39.119 for double the money after he discovered it was instead 1326 01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:41.840 by Grievous right the back. This Greas is like, fuck you, dude, 1327 01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:45.000 I'm tired of your bullshit. He was already hassling Grievous 1328 01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:46.640 about it and everything, so he's like, fuck you, I'm 1329 01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:49.600 doumb with you. What else can you expect from Grievous? 1330 01:12:50.359 --> 01:12:53.439 Go on Small Tangent again. This is about the Max 1331 01:12:53.520 --> 01:12:59.800 Rebo band they're fucking names, Size Snoodles, Max Rebo and 1332 01:13:00.079 --> 01:13:05.199 Roopy McCool. Droopy McCool, I can't that's the original lineup. 1333 01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:06.399 So I mean, like, I don't know. 1334 01:13:06.600 --> 01:13:09.439 You never know, band separate sometimes, you know, going through 1335 01:13:09.439 --> 01:13:12.279 troughing tough times there, you know, getting too much jizz. 1336 01:13:15.319 --> 01:13:18.800 So the droid spy informed Grievous that the Jedi had 1337 01:13:18.840 --> 01:13:22.119 infiltrated the station, and he had his Magna guards guard 1338 01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:25.399 R two while he confronted the Jedi. Pretty badass move. 1339 01:13:25.840 --> 01:13:29.600 Ahsoka and Grievous fought, and all the clones but Rex 1340 01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:33.319 and Danal were killed. Fuck dude, And this fight with 1341 01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:36.640 Ahsoka and Grievous, she's like running and hiding the whole time. 1342 01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:39.560 In Grievous is like stalking her. It is so creepy, dude. 1343 01:13:39.560 --> 01:13:41.960 It's just like the It's like that episode in or 1344 01:13:42.119 --> 01:13:44.319 like the two D mini series where he's just like 1345 01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:47.199 tink tink and Ahsoka is just sitting there and then 1346 01:13:47.239 --> 01:13:49.640 that fucking droid goes off. It's like beep, beep beep. 1347 01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:50.800 She's like shut the fuck up. 1348 01:13:50.960 --> 01:13:51.600 Riors just like. 1349 01:13:51.720 --> 01:13:56.560 Ah She's like fleeing through ducks and he's just like 1350 01:13:57.039 --> 01:14:01.359 jamming lightsabers into the ducks like, holy shit, it is terrifying. 1351 01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:06.720 Pretty good display of Grievous's capabilities here, Yeah, Ahsoka and 1352 01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:09.760 Grievous fought and all all the Clones but Rexent and 1353 01:14:09.800 --> 01:14:12.960 all were killed. Ahsoka dueled and evated Grievous, while Anakin 1354 01:14:13.039 --> 01:14:16.000 and the Clones destroyed the reactor and rescued R two. 1355 01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:19.560 R two kills the spy Droid at the end because 1356 01:14:19.560 --> 01:14:22.319 they kind of figured out, and they escaped the station 1357 01:14:22.399 --> 01:14:24.920 as it blew up. Grievous escaped on the oldest one again. 1358 01:14:25.000 --> 01:14:29.600 You see him, everything's blond behind him. So now we 1359 01:14:29.640 --> 01:14:32.960 get to the new flagship. After the destruction of Malevolence, 1360 01:14:33.039 --> 01:14:35.520 Grievous was not trusted with another capital ship and he 1361 01:14:35.600 --> 01:14:40.439 was forced to command Munificent class frigates. Grievous hated the Viceroy, 1362 01:14:42.079 --> 01:14:44.399 He hated that pussy. He called him a coward, and 1363 01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:47.960 he had a Dreadnought for what, I don't know. He's 1364 01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:52.520 not in battles, and demanded that his ship, the Providence 1365 01:14:52.560 --> 01:14:56.319 class Dreadnought the Invincible Hand, be turned over to him. 1366 01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:59.880 Duku Insidious favored Grievous and gave him the Invisible Hand 1367 01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:04.560 as his flagship, like, fuck you Vice Vicycle. We get 1368 01:15:04.600 --> 01:15:06.880 to do it again just for this though. 1369 01:15:09.359 --> 01:15:12.560 Yet one huh. I can't think of one right now. No, 1370 01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:16.000 I'm stuck on the fucking bands and the jizz and. 1371 01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:20.319 The Ji's in the bands on your mind. Fuck dude, 1372 01:15:20.319 --> 01:15:27.399 that sucks. Man, This sucks so bad. So Grievous could 1373 01:15:27.439 --> 01:15:30.399 again command millions of droids, so now we get to 1374 01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:33.760 proving his worth. Duku was displeased by the defeats and 1375 01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:36.920 sought to test Grievous. This is an episode of Clone Wars. 1376 01:15:36.920 --> 01:15:39.119 Pretty fucking sweet. You'd like this once too. It's got 1377 01:15:39.199 --> 01:15:42.039 kid Kit Fisto in it. So Douku leaked to the 1378 01:15:42.119 --> 01:15:44.880 location of Grievous his layer to the Jedi to test 1379 01:15:44.920 --> 01:15:47.239 his worth and had all of his droids and magna 1380 01:15:47.279 --> 01:15:51.479 guards deactivated remotely, and he's like sitting in his layer 1381 01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:53.439 and then he just sees Jedi on the cameras and 1382 01:15:53.479 --> 01:15:54.720 he's like, what the. 1383 01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:58.039 Fuck is just taking a dumb just He's like, God. 1384 01:15:58.000 --> 01:16:01.279 Damn, he's like repairing himself up great. He's like, fuck dude. 1385 01:16:01.600 --> 01:16:04.079 So now he's like putting the traps and stuff are 1386 01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:06.760 going off, and like they're getting rotating rooms, and it's 1387 01:16:06.840 --> 01:16:10.159 kid Fisto and his former apprentice nadar Veb. He's a 1388 01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:13.039 mom Klamari and he's young and arrogant. He's like, we're 1389 01:16:13.039 --> 01:16:14.560 gonna fucking get Grievous. 1390 01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:20.640 Come on, man, come on, you're named after him. 1391 01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:25.079 He just got knighted recently. So in a group of 1392 01:16:25.119 --> 01:16:27.439 clones with them, they infiltrated the layer. 1393 01:16:29.239 --> 01:16:30.079 I will not hold on. 1394 01:16:32.199 --> 01:16:34.720 Do you have a kid Pisto's lightsaber up there. It's 1395 01:16:34.760 --> 01:16:37.720 the second one from the top and the left, the 1396 01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:38.560 all silvery wine. 1397 01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:44.159 Yeah, it's a nice one. I like that one all right, 1398 01:16:44.920 --> 01:16:53.439 with the whistle. The whistle. So then yeah, Grievous fought 1399 01:16:53.479 --> 01:16:56.840 them all at once and kid Fisto ends up cutting 1400 01:16:56.840 --> 01:17:00.520 off greaves his legs. But dude, it makes him way 1401 01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:04.000 more dude. He's like just as mobile. He just clings 1402 01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:06.079 on the ceiling and is like monkey baring, and he 1403 01:17:06.119 --> 01:17:08.600 still has like two arms that are just like fighting. Motherfucker. 1404 01:17:08.640 --> 01:17:10.840 He's just like, yeah, come back. The clones are like, 1405 01:17:10.880 --> 01:17:14.680 holy fucking shit, this dude just hanging from the ceiling, 1406 01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:20.520 just just sweeping lightsabers at you. Holy fucked dude. So 1407 01:17:20.600 --> 01:17:22.840 then he fled after he like fucked a bunch of 1408 01:17:22.840 --> 01:17:25.680 people up, and he gets prepared by his medical drink, 1409 01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:27.600 gets like that conveyor belt you see, come in with 1410 01:17:27.680 --> 01:17:29.399 new legs and you just get them soldered on and 1411 01:17:29.439 --> 01:17:34.319 he's like, all right, back to work. Who burpie? So 1412 01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:38.039 Grievous reactivated his magna guards and slowly killed the clones 1413 01:17:38.079 --> 01:17:40.479 one by one as they fell into a series of traps, 1414 01:17:40.800 --> 01:17:42.560 and he had their ship destroyed. 1415 01:17:42.640 --> 01:17:44.880 Hee, he's got a good layer, he's got the trap. 1416 01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:46.960 It is a good layer, and he's got the beast. 1417 01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:50.520 Don't forget about the fucking gore. So he releases Gore, 1418 01:17:50.920 --> 01:17:54.000 but the Jedi end up killing him and Grievous pastwards. 1419 01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:57.199 Grease is pissed. Dude, he hated that, like, fuck you man. 1420 01:17:57.640 --> 01:18:00.720 So Douku contacted him and revealed the ploy, which further 1421 01:18:00.840 --> 01:18:04.760 enraged Grievous. He's like, gotcha, bitch. He was like, fuck 1422 01:18:04.840 --> 01:18:09.199 you dude, they killed my dog you asked. But it 1423 01:18:09.319 --> 01:18:11.760 like motivates him, I guess, because he does go. He's like, oh, 1424 01:18:11.800 --> 01:18:13.880 prood that I'm better than these Jedi picks up. His 1425 01:18:13.880 --> 01:18:16.520 ship goes marching after kid Fista, which is like the 1426 01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:19.039 balls on this guy. Dude, Kid Fisto is a council member. 1427 01:18:19.079 --> 01:18:24.760 He's a master, that's a tough, tough opponent, and he's 1428 01:18:24.800 --> 01:18:28.399 a really good duelist. So he sought out the Jedi 1429 01:18:28.520 --> 01:18:31.560 and fought them, ended up killing Nadar. That's where he dude, 1430 01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:34.239 he like pins his lightsaber and just takes a blaster out. 1431 01:18:34.319 --> 01:18:41.760 Just gotcha itch. He's just like throws him at Kid 1432 01:18:41.800 --> 01:18:47.199 Fisto's feet and was like, oh shit, and Kid Fista 1433 01:18:47.239 --> 01:18:49.319 was warning him the whole time. Dude, the kid had 1434 01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:52.319 a coming man. He was like way too like gung Ho, 1435 01:18:52.479 --> 01:18:54.960 and Kid fist was like, dude, calm the fuck down. 1436 01:18:55.359 --> 01:18:58.760 Would not calm down, got himself killed. Dummies, listen to 1437 01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:02.760 your masters, come on, they know better. So then Kid 1438 01:19:02.800 --> 01:19:05.960 Fisto fought Grievs one on one and he reclaimed Nadar's 1439 01:19:06.039 --> 01:19:08.920 lightsaber by cutting off Greaves's hand and force pulling it 1440 01:19:08.920 --> 01:19:12.119 to himself. Madguards showed up and Kid Fista retreated to 1441 01:19:12.239 --> 01:19:14.600 like it's such a badass scene. He's on like the 1442 01:19:14.680 --> 01:19:17.079 landing platform and it's real misty out and he's just 1443 01:19:17.079 --> 01:19:20.279 like goes. He like turns his he takes Nadar's lightsaber 1444 01:19:20.319 --> 01:19:22.439 and does like the a cool like pose and he 1445 01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:24.800 just turns off the lightsabers and fades into the mist. 1446 01:19:25.199 --> 01:19:27.279 He's like ah, and then he pops up behind Grievs 1447 01:19:27.279 --> 01:19:29.159 does like a front flip and he's just like just 1448 01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:31.640 like busts him up a little bit, pushes them back 1449 01:19:32.159 --> 01:19:34.960 pretty sick, and then he just like turns off his 1450 01:19:35.039 --> 01:19:37.239 lightsabers and just dives off the edge and his like 1451 01:19:37.279 --> 01:19:40.560 starfighter rises with it, like his R two unit was 1452 01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:42.479 flying it, and he's just like, see you letter, and 1453 01:19:42.479 --> 01:19:43.760 he's smiling. He's like ha ha. 1454 01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:47.479 Does seem to like smiling. 1455 01:19:47.840 --> 01:19:49.920 Yeah, it's pretty good. So now we get to the 1456 01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:54.199 Battle of Felucia. So Grievous led a blockade on the 1457 01:19:54.199 --> 01:19:58.199 planet Felucia. Anakin Obi Wan and Ahsoka broke through the 1458 01:19:58.199 --> 01:20:00.800 blockade and started a ground battle known as the First 1459 01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:04.640 Battle of Fallucia. The Republic lost and the Jedi and 1460 01:20:04.680 --> 01:20:06.680 Clones were trapped on the surface. It is actually a 1461 01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:09.439 pretty cool episode where you see like all the Clones 1462 01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:12.680 getting surrounded and then Ahsoka is not really listening and 1463 01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:18.079 ship Master Plokon breaks the blockade. Our boy right here 1464 01:20:18.800 --> 01:20:22.079 cheers up pulling out for our boy. What do you 1465 01:20:22.079 --> 01:20:22.600 mean he's fine. 1466 01:20:22.600 --> 01:20:23.680 He's right here, that's right. 1467 01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:27.000 Yeah, he survived in Ohio. He escaped to Ohio, that's right. 1468 01:20:27.039 --> 01:20:31.720 Now he just sits in galaxy, far far away. It's real, 1469 01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:32.560 far into the future. 1470 01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:37.039 Yeah, pretty sweet. So he breaks the blockade with fighters 1471 01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:41.560 and transports and he's like proprs poor, he's so badass 1472 01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:44.239 watching plokon fly Man. He looks so good at it. 1473 01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:47.960 He's just like doing backflips and ship shooting the oncoming 1474 01:20:48.640 --> 01:20:51.920 vulture droids and shit protecting the transports. Such a cool scene. 1475 01:20:52.199 --> 01:20:54.600 But this is Grievous's story, so let's not get too hyped. 1476 01:20:56.000 --> 01:20:58.399 This was a Republic loss, but the survivors made it 1477 01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:01.359 out alive. So now we get too distracting the Republic. 1478 01:21:01.680 --> 01:21:05.199 So Padme met with Rush Clovis and discovered a plot 1479 01:21:05.239 --> 01:21:09.039 to rebuild a new droid factory on Genosis. Grievous ended 1480 01:21:09.119 --> 01:21:13.720 up invading Dorian to draw forces away from Geonosis. Anakin 1481 01:21:13.880 --> 01:21:17.760 Ohsoka routed Grievous's forces and joined the invasion on Genosis 1482 01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:21.000 with Kiati money. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. That's what he's bringing 1483 01:21:21.000 --> 01:21:29.159 the flame browers like real, it's insane. So now we 1484 01:21:29.199 --> 01:21:32.600 get to the capture of Eth Cough. Council member Mind you, 1485 01:21:33.000 --> 01:21:37.239 master mind you, Grievous ambushed the Jedith Cough and his 1486 01:21:37.279 --> 01:21:40.600 fleet near the planet Arda, not Lord of the Rings. 1487 01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:45.119 Calm down, because you know why. 1488 01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:46.560 I won't even put it together. 1489 01:21:46.680 --> 01:21:49.159 All right, well, all right, well sometimes we're on the 1490 01:21:49.159 --> 01:21:51.640 same frequency. That time we might not have been. That 1491 01:21:51.760 --> 01:22:00.359 was stop you're just stop, just stop, yeah, stop. I 1492 01:22:00.399 --> 01:22:02.000 have to keep I have to keep with. 1493 01:22:01.960 --> 01:22:05.319 The bit now, you know what. 1494 01:22:06.720 --> 01:22:11.359 No, I have to stick to my guns. Now, all right. 1495 01:22:11.640 --> 01:22:13.640 It's like Anakin killing the young ones. You know, he 1496 01:22:13.680 --> 01:22:14.840 had to follow through. 1497 01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:18.119 Chopped up one guy's hands. Better kill as well, kill 1498 01:22:18.159 --> 01:22:23.039 them all, dude, geez. 1499 01:22:24.560 --> 01:22:27.880 So he destroys the fleet, boarded the Jedi cruiser. Grievous 1500 01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:30.680 dueled with the Master with his Magna guards and defeated him. 1501 01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:32.840 Took him hostage. Magnaguards just zap them up. He's just 1502 01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:40.159 like COT's lightsaber was his greatest prize because Master Council 1503 01:22:40.239 --> 01:22:43.199 Member Grievous set a trap to draw in more Jedi 1504 01:22:43.600 --> 01:22:46.079 by sending a message to the Jedi Council of him 1505 01:22:46.079 --> 01:22:48.600 torturing Cots. So he's just like zapping him and the 1506 01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:53.359 Jedi are just watching like, oh, but. 1507 01:22:53.920 --> 01:22:55.000 God got your buddy. 1508 01:22:56.479 --> 01:22:59.159 Cot ends up sending him like sending the Jedi like 1509 01:22:59.199 --> 01:23:02.800 hand signals in like a message, like a coded message, like, dude, 1510 01:23:02.840 --> 01:23:06.319 he's on Selucami. So that's where Grievous is. And it 1511 01:23:06.359 --> 01:23:09.439 doesn't really matter because Grievous suspects that, like he's inviting 1512 01:23:09.479 --> 01:23:12.199 them to come get them. Yeah, but he you know, 1513 01:23:12.199 --> 01:23:13.640 it might not be right away. He kind of went 1514 01:23:13.720 --> 01:23:15.840 to the torture cough a little more, and by rights, 1515 01:23:16.000 --> 01:23:18.640 he kind of killed Cough. You know, he just chose 1516 01:23:18.680 --> 01:23:20.920 a different path here. So good for him. Man, kill 1517 01:23:21.000 --> 01:23:24.800 a master count that on the on the tally. So 1518 01:23:24.840 --> 01:23:27.000 then we get to the Selukamai conflict, and I love 1519 01:23:27.079 --> 01:23:31.039 that planet's named Selukamai. This is a great episode, man. 1520 01:23:31.079 --> 01:23:32.640 This is the one episode where I told I think 1521 01:23:32.680 --> 01:23:34.399 I've mentioned this on the show. I always have to 1522 01:23:34.399 --> 01:23:37.720 mention the scene there's a droid with rocket launchers and 1523 01:23:37.760 --> 01:23:40.119 he shoots down one of the attes and then he 1524 01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:43.039 reloads and shoots another shot and it goes right by 1525 01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:46.680 this commander and he's just like Tank two to the 1526 01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:49.680 left and the tank just goes shoo and just blast 1527 01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:52.239 the rocket out of the sky. I'm like, holy fucking 1528 01:23:52.279 --> 01:23:55.880 the Clones even like nice shot, Like dude, the Clones 1529 01:23:55.880 --> 01:23:58.960 are so sick. I love the Clones and the Clone Wars. 1530 01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:01.800 They're the best. Man. Like when those l A A 1531 01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:04.880 ts like closed and the red light goes on, there's 1532 01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:13.960 go go so cool. That's all in this episode. But yeah, 1533 01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:17.159 Cough communicated secret message with hand signals. I just told 1534 01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:20.960 the Jedi grievous location on Selukamaios. 1535 01:24:23.039 --> 01:24:29.079 WHOA god damn that's a secret. 1536 01:24:32.039 --> 01:24:37.479 Wow. But Grievous was prepared anyways. So Obi Wan, Anakin 1537 01:24:37.680 --> 01:24:41.600 and Adi Galia were sent to rescue Cough. And I 1538 01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:44.520 think Adi Galia has like kind of like dreads. It 1539 01:24:44.520 --> 01:24:50.199 looks like dreads, a little darker skin bandana. I would 1540 01:24:50.239 --> 01:24:55.279 say like Indian maybe descent kind of like represented No, 1541 01:24:55.399 --> 01:24:56.439 like India Indian. 1542 01:24:56.960 --> 01:24:57.039 No. 1543 01:24:57.079 --> 01:24:59.039 If I if I met Native Americans, I was said native. 1544 01:24:59.640 --> 01:25:03.640 I'm just clear things up, asked Christopher Columbus. 1545 01:25:03.640 --> 01:25:07.880 He didn't know the difference. These fucking dumbasses, You're not 1546 01:25:07.920 --> 01:25:08.359 an India. 1547 01:25:08.880 --> 01:25:09.680 You guys are Indians. 1548 01:25:10.039 --> 01:25:13.439 So the Jedi and Clones infiltrated the ship. Obi Wan 1549 01:25:13.520 --> 01:25:16.760 dueled with Grievous. So now we're getting rival each status 1550 01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:19.720 and Anakin and Adigali I rescued Kath, so this is 1551 01:25:19.760 --> 01:25:21.720 another scene where they have to like split them up, 1552 01:25:21.760 --> 01:25:24.239 and like Anakin can't meet Grievous. It's leno, go go 1553 01:25:24.279 --> 01:25:24.840 get pizza. 1554 01:25:25.840 --> 01:25:27.680 You gonna go get my mask and I could go 1555 01:25:27.760 --> 01:25:28.359 for a bath. 1556 01:25:30.239 --> 01:25:33.359 Oh there's this big giant fucking cyborg dude, what this 1557 01:25:33.880 --> 01:25:38.000 goddamn So the ship was devastated by the three Star 1558 01:25:38.079 --> 01:25:42.239 Destroyers and the Republic Star Destroyers and Grievous was forced 1559 01:25:42.279 --> 01:25:46.479 to flee on a landing craft, but the landing craft 1560 01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:49.199 was damaged and they had to escape on escape pods, 1561 01:25:49.720 --> 01:25:52.840 so Obi Wan pursued him to planet side. They chased 1562 01:25:52.880 --> 01:25:55.520 Grievous as his droids were running low on batteries, and 1563 01:25:55.680 --> 01:25:58.479 it did. It's hilarious. There was like where rying all 1564 01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:02.520 power and then they just clump up or fall down, 1565 01:26:02.560 --> 01:26:05.159 and Grievous is just like you need to chow you 1566 01:26:05.159 --> 01:26:07.640 want to ride on these animal fuckoops? Anybody else want 1567 01:26:07.680 --> 01:26:10.720 to say something like it's crazy he's just killing them. 1568 01:26:10.720 --> 01:26:14.079 It doesn't give a shit those droids they are, but like, 1569 01:26:14.119 --> 01:26:18.960 come on, bankers don't matter and so yeah, they end 1570 01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:20.920 up we want to ends up catching up to Grievous, 1571 01:26:21.159 --> 01:26:25.520 dueled with, dueled with Grievous before Grievous was able to escape, 1572 01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:30.079 and he's like hanging on like a cord off of 1573 01:26:30.079 --> 01:26:32.039 a shuttle, like he grabbed down and he's like yeah, 1574 01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:35.279 and he's like laughing. He's like he's swinging his lightsaber 1575 01:26:35.319 --> 01:26:38.439 and he actually deflects a couple like blaster bolts that 1576 01:26:38.439 --> 01:26:42.800 were coming his way. He's like, A, it's so funny. 1577 01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:44.239 That's great. 1578 01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:45.920 Yeah. 1579 01:26:46.159 --> 01:26:48.680 Cauth was rescued, but Grievous escaped on a shuttle. He 1580 01:26:48.760 --> 01:26:51.479 later came back to secure the planet for an outpost, 1581 01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:54.319 but was driven away by a Republic fleet headed by 1582 01:26:55.119 --> 01:26:59.640 Plocum Love the dude one of the best. So now 1583 01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:01.920 we get to the Battle of Camino, where like kind 1584 01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:03.920 of Middle War, I would say, like kind of late 1585 01:27:04.079 --> 01:27:07.159 Middle late war. He had failed before, but he and 1586 01:27:07.239 --> 01:27:11.079 Ventress launched another invasion of the clone home world. Transmission 1587 01:27:11.159 --> 01:27:13.680 was intercepted by the Republic and the defense was bolstered 1588 01:27:13.680 --> 01:27:17.079 by the five to zero first and a blockade in orbit. 1589 01:27:18.680 --> 01:27:21.760 General or Admiral Ulara and I believe was the head 1590 01:27:21.760 --> 01:27:25.680 of that one Grievous engaged the Republic blockade, and Ventriss 1591 01:27:25.760 --> 01:27:29.199 ran the blockade and assaulted Typica City, and that's why 1592 01:27:29.239 --> 01:27:31.680 the clones were made. Grievous broke through and also began 1593 01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:36.840 assaulting the city. Venturous fought Anakin rivalry and was driven back, 1594 01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:39.840 and Grievous fought Kenoby, but a ship blew up the 1595 01:27:39.840 --> 01:27:42.640 pier they were fighting on, and Grievs assumed that Kenobi 1596 01:27:42.760 --> 01:27:46.239 was dead and he went to rescue Ventress. Both commanders failed, 1597 01:27:46.279 --> 01:27:48.520 but it showed the Republic that no planet was safe. 1598 01:27:48.840 --> 01:27:50.199 And this is another sad episode. 1599 01:27:50.239 --> 01:27:50.359 Man. 1600 01:27:50.399 --> 01:27:54.560 There's a Clone ninety nine who's like a deformed clone 1601 01:27:54.720 --> 01:27:56.960 and he's just like a janitor there because he like 1602 01:27:57.039 --> 01:27:59.279 hunched back the shit and he like saves the day 1603 01:27:59.319 --> 01:28:02.039 and sacks of and you're like no. And he was 1604 01:28:02.119 --> 01:28:04.520 nice to the cadets and like head he's like when 1605 01:28:04.560 --> 01:28:10.520 they come back there, he's like, where's heavy. No, Like 1606 01:28:10.680 --> 01:28:12.960 the one cadet is like now an ARC trooper. 1607 01:28:14.920 --> 01:28:18.199 Doing what hunchbacks should do, Unlike that Dick in three hundred, 1608 01:28:18.239 --> 01:28:19.079 I don't know. 1609 01:28:19.720 --> 01:28:23.000 Clean up the bodies. Motherfucker. Leonidas offered him a job 1610 01:28:23.079 --> 01:28:24.279 and he's like no, fuck you. 1611 01:28:28.479 --> 01:28:28.680 Wrong. 1612 01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:31.199 Go hang out with goat people and go taddle on 1613 01:28:31.239 --> 01:28:35.520 you and get a merlin hat. He does have a burlin. 1614 01:28:37.399 --> 01:28:41.319 And stick my face and pussy. I mean fair, I 1615 01:28:41.319 --> 01:28:45.359 guess fair on that point. She looked weird in there though, Dude, 1616 01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:47.840 there was like tongues and weird places. There's a lot 1617 01:28:47.880 --> 01:28:50.720 of piercings and weird spots. Man, I didn't like it. 1618 01:28:50.960 --> 01:28:53.760 Goat motherfucker, that's the dude. You got a fuck I 1619 01:28:53.760 --> 01:28:55.399 would man playing a flute? 1620 01:28:55.439 --> 01:28:56.479 What the yes? 1621 01:28:57.920 --> 01:29:03.399 All right? So Grievous back to Felucia. So this is 1622 01:29:03.439 --> 01:29:05.399 like the Second Battle of Felucia, but it's kind of 1623 01:29:05.399 --> 01:29:10.279 like unofficial. Grievous had built outposts on the planet. Anakin, Plocoon, 1624 01:29:10.479 --> 01:29:13.279 and Ahsoka were sent with the one of first Battalion, 1625 01:29:13.319 --> 01:29:17.000 the fucking wolf Pack. Dude, that's Plose boys. They called 1626 01:29:17.039 --> 01:29:20.359 themselves Plose Boys. They're sweet, dude. They treat them like 1627 01:29:20.359 --> 01:29:22.640 a dad. They're like, you're my dad. This is sweet 1628 01:29:23.279 --> 01:29:26.520 their kid they're fifteen, so they're like, you're my dad. 1629 01:29:27.359 --> 01:29:30.720 I like you. You're awesome. And they were sent to destroy 1630 01:29:30.760 --> 01:29:34.520 the outpost. So they get through. Grievous sent a tactical 1631 01:29:34.600 --> 01:29:37.560 droid to stop them, but the tacticle droid failed and 1632 01:29:37.560 --> 01:29:40.199 the Republic saw a victory. There blew up the fucking outpost. 1633 01:29:40.359 --> 01:29:45.720 Pretty cool episode. Now we get to Naboo. Actually we 1634 01:29:45.760 --> 01:29:48.000 should maybe take one more respite. We're about at that time. 1635 01:29:48.079 --> 01:29:50.720 Huh yeah, okay, yeah, we're gonna get into the end here. 1636 01:29:50.760 --> 01:29:59.920 So respite all right, and we're back from our recipe 1637 01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:05.039 it you can count of you can kinda. Now we're 1638 01:30:05.039 --> 01:30:09.880 gonna get to net Boo. So this is it's not 1639 01:30:09.920 --> 01:30:13.720 a good look for Grievous, bro the boob. Can you 1640 01:30:13.760 --> 01:30:17.760 guess what maybe happens on Netboo to Grievous, It's so devastating. 1641 01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:19.000 It's a humiliating defeat. 1642 01:30:19.119 --> 01:30:21.760 Looks at a big old parrotits. 1643 01:30:21.840 --> 01:30:25.159 Just gets all of his lips chopped off, all right, 1644 01:30:25.319 --> 01:30:26.039 a bit of both. 1645 01:30:26.680 --> 01:30:28.520 So the effort was led by Douku. 1646 01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:36.239 Wait no discharge our beat him, No. 1647 01:30:36.920 --> 01:30:42.239 Not personally so Douku had been imprisoned by Hondo a 1648 01:30:42.359 --> 01:30:45.960 naka at one point here, so he wanted uh so 1649 01:30:46.039 --> 01:30:48.479 Grievous loved it. Grievous thought was hilarious. He's like you 1650 01:30:49.520 --> 01:30:51.279 if he's shit, you're bitching at me all the time. 1651 01:30:51.479 --> 01:30:54.439 He tired captured your ass and you have to walk 1652 01:30:54.439 --> 01:30:57.680 next to Obi Wan and Anakin. That's hilarious, dude. So 1653 01:30:58.600 --> 01:31:02.640 they invaded and attempted to sway the Gungans and Douku 1654 01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:06.800 seeved Bo seized Boss LIONI I think his name is 1655 01:31:07.800 --> 01:31:12.000 Jarjar was actually disguised as Boss Lione and this is 1656 01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:14.159 actually a good Jarjar party. You gotta give him credit, dude, 1657 01:31:14.279 --> 01:31:17.079 I give him no credit. So the Gungans refused to 1658 01:31:17.119 --> 01:31:20.359 march on feed and Grievous showed up and he was pissed. 1659 01:31:20.399 --> 01:31:22.399 He's like, what the fuck You're going back in your deal? 1660 01:31:23.000 --> 01:31:25.880 And they have a meeting on Grievas's shuttle. So Jarjar 1661 01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:30.279 sends word to the army in secret, and you remember Tarpaul, 1662 01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:33.399 the one jump jar Jars jump. That guy his name 1663 01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:36.760 is Tarpaul Okay, the main general. He contacts Patty, he 1664 01:31:36.800 --> 01:31:41.119 leaves the meeting, goes and contacts Padme. So Anakin is 1665 01:31:41.119 --> 01:31:43.560 now on the case to track on Grievous because pad 1666 01:31:43.720 --> 01:31:45.800 knows Pame tells Anakin and he's like, all right, sweet, 1667 01:31:45.800 --> 01:31:50.000 I've been chasing them, let's go. So Anakin is uh yeah, 1668 01:31:50.039 --> 01:31:53.359 now chasing Grievous. Grievous realized that the Boss was an 1669 01:31:53.359 --> 01:31:56.479 impostor and left his ship, only to be surrounded by 1670 01:31:56.560 --> 01:32:01.039 armed Gungans and his druids had been shut down. Grievous 1671 01:32:01.159 --> 01:32:04.520 was amused, and he ends up killing a bunch of Gungans. Dude, Yeah, 1672 01:32:04.560 --> 01:32:05.319 he fucks them up. 1673 01:32:05.359 --> 01:32:09.039 There. They're it's about to say like Congans can't touch Grievous. 1674 01:32:09.159 --> 01:32:12.800 They're not doing so good. But tar Balls he sacks 1675 01:32:12.800 --> 01:32:16.840 the body and at the last minute, he's like gotcha 1676 01:32:17.319 --> 01:32:20.159 and stuns him and he's gets like zapped by that 1677 01:32:20.199 --> 01:32:22.359 ship and they all start like bomba him his ass. 1678 01:32:22.399 --> 01:32:26.800 He's just like and he gets so stunned. He's just 1679 01:32:26.800 --> 01:32:28.920 like on the ground and then they capture him. That's 1680 01:32:28.920 --> 01:32:32.279 how they get him. So like, it's not too unbelievable, 1681 01:32:32.319 --> 01:32:35.199 but like, dude, that's humiliating for Grievous. 1682 01:32:35.199 --> 01:32:39.800 Man, Fuck dude, I mean, what's that saying about Pride 1683 01:32:39.880 --> 01:32:42.279 coming before the fall or something like that. 1684 01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:44.800 Yeah, the Pride cometh before the fall. 1685 01:32:44.920 --> 01:32:47.000 Ye, he thinks he could take down Jedi and a 1686 01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:49.079 bunch of fuck Gungins. 1687 01:32:49.000 --> 01:32:57.840 The Gungans cometh. Yeah, they fucked him up, man, So Yeah, 1688 01:32:57.880 --> 01:33:01.439 they pelt him with bambas and captures ass. So that's 1689 01:33:01.479 --> 01:33:05.159 when Anakin arrives and he finds Duku Duku had already 1690 01:33:05.159 --> 01:33:08.079 been ordered by Sidias to release Grievous, so he's like, 1691 01:33:08.119 --> 01:33:10.760 go captures, like, find a way to get him. He's 1692 01:33:10.800 --> 01:33:15.039 being held in like some ancient like underwater fucking temple there. 1693 01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:20.359 Anakin was lured into a trap and Duku Duku's magne 1694 01:33:20.399 --> 01:33:24.159 guards capture him. Duku and his magne guards capture him 1695 01:33:24.239 --> 01:33:26.720 and they have a prisoner exchange. That's how Grievous is 1696 01:33:27.479 --> 01:33:31.760 let free. Now we get into Adi Galia. So Grievous 1697 01:33:31.800 --> 01:33:36.239 ambushed the Jedi, disabled the ship and boarded with his forces. 1698 01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:39.760 Grievous dueled with Galia and gained the upper hand again. 1699 01:33:39.840 --> 01:33:42.560 Another master here. He captured her and took her aboard 1700 01:33:42.560 --> 01:33:46.239 his ship. He then destroyed the republic ship. So now 1701 01:33:46.279 --> 01:33:48.880 our boy again, dude. Master Plow launched a rescue mission 1702 01:33:48.880 --> 01:33:53.560 with five fucking venitors. He's like, let's go safe. They 1703 01:33:53.560 --> 01:33:55.359 come out and he only had like three, I think 1704 01:33:55.399 --> 01:33:57.640 Grievas had three. So he's just like we're fucking them up, 1705 01:33:57.680 --> 01:34:00.680 we're getting them. So Plo boarded grievous Ish ship rescued 1706 01:34:00.720 --> 01:34:02.760 Gallia and forced Grievous to flee on the soulis one 1707 01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:06.159 destroyed fleet. That's a rap, dude, you see plow I 1708 01:34:06.159 --> 01:34:08.720 don't think Grievous can. I don't think Grievas would be 1709 01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:09.920 able to tangle with plow. 1710 01:34:09.680 --> 01:34:12.960 Man beat Yoda in a douling match, yeah. 1711 01:34:12.840 --> 01:34:16.760 Dude, And that's tough. That's real tough. So like, I 1712 01:34:16.760 --> 01:34:19.439 don't think they ever dueled, and Grievous like he's like, yeah, 1713 01:34:19.680 --> 01:34:22.079 that's one. I don't know, man. I wouldn't need help. 1714 01:34:24.000 --> 01:34:27.079 He's a fucking g That's why they had to make 1715 01:34:27.159 --> 01:34:28.600 him go out like such a bitch, you know, like 1716 01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:31.000 he couldn't face face to face. He he would have Yoda 1717 01:34:31.039 --> 01:34:32.760 there asked cut their heads off. He's in a ship, 1718 01:34:32.840 --> 01:34:38.279 vulnerable fuck. So now we get to Ladiv. A couple 1719 01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:41.520 of years after the Jedi infiltrated his layer, Grievous hunted 1720 01:34:41.560 --> 01:34:43.560 a pair of Jedi on Ladiv. I think this is 1721 01:34:43.600 --> 01:34:46.479 a comic. He killed both of them, one being a 1722 01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:50.960 Petawan and took their lightsabers. Mark that tally, dude. Grievous 1723 01:34:50.960 --> 01:34:54.319 then went into a Jedi temple and destroyed the statues 1724 01:34:54.359 --> 01:34:56.560 that were in there. It resembled his statues, and he's like, 1725 01:34:56.600 --> 01:34:58.640 the Jedi didn't earn this shit, like I did. Fuck 1726 01:34:58.760 --> 01:35:01.760 you destroy all us statues. This is when it gets 1727 01:35:01.800 --> 01:35:04.920 fucking weird, man, this is some shit I didn't know, 1728 01:35:05.000 --> 01:35:08.880 none of you know, guarantee it. So Grievous then went 1729 01:35:08.920 --> 01:35:11.479 deeper into the Jedi Temple. He then jumps into like 1730 01:35:11.520 --> 01:35:15.239 this raging river waterfall thing and is submerged in like 1731 01:35:15.319 --> 01:35:20.239 an ethereal state. Dude voices starting mocking him, dude, like, 1732 01:35:20.439 --> 01:35:22.760 well you fucking wont all his power? Look at you, 1733 01:35:22.760 --> 01:35:25.600 you're fucking droid now a bitch like talking shit on 1734 01:35:25.640 --> 01:35:28.960 his ass, and he sees his former self, so like 1735 01:35:29.039 --> 01:35:33.199 his unaltered self, he is then completely unmade to where 1736 01:35:33.199 --> 01:35:37.239 there's nothing more than organs and bone. He then emerges unscathed, 1737 01:35:37.239 --> 01:35:39.359 and he's freaked out, swaying his light saber at the water. 1738 01:35:39.680 --> 01:35:42.159 Dude just like what the fuck? What the fuck was that? 1739 01:35:43.159 --> 01:35:46.439 So then he just leaves the planet, obliterates the temple 1740 01:35:46.479 --> 01:35:48.840 from orbit, and just like stares at it for like 1741 01:35:48.880 --> 01:35:51.000 a couple of days, like what the fuck did I 1742 01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:56.199 just yeah, just what did I mind? Blown? Like what 1743 01:35:56.239 --> 01:36:00.119 the fuck is that? That's pretty cool, man. I like that. 1744 01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:02.479 I thought that was sweet. So yeah, I think that 1745 01:36:02.640 --> 01:36:06.119 is a comic book run there. So now we can 1746 01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:07.600 stay out of rivers. 1747 01:36:08.880 --> 01:36:11.920 Yeah, force rivers that talk ship, and I mean I 1748 01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:15.720 might just you know, we're talking about his species was 1749 01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:19.960 less technologically evolved and stuff, and who knows if that 1750 01:36:20.119 --> 01:36:22.359 was you know, on purpose, if they were more like 1751 01:36:22.439 --> 01:36:25.279 tribalistic they liked, you know, living off their planet. Who knows. 1752 01:36:25.640 --> 01:36:27.840 I don't know, but like maybe that was like, yeah, 1753 01:36:27.840 --> 01:36:30.000 his ancestors like this is what we were, and now 1754 01:36:30.119 --> 01:36:32.399 look at you, you dumb piece of ship, like you've 1755 01:36:32.439 --> 01:36:38.399 succumbed to us, like bitch's war the lord ancestors and stuff. 1756 01:36:39.119 --> 01:36:42.119 Damn dude, I like that that. That's a pretty damn 1757 01:36:42.119 --> 01:36:43.239 good explanation there. 1758 01:36:43.239 --> 01:36:45.359 I would see like those warrior races really don't like 1759 01:36:45.399 --> 01:36:48.359 it when you start augmenting yourself and ship. Yeah, it's 1760 01:36:48.359 --> 01:36:51.039 like the Elites and Halo they like basically don't even 1761 01:36:51.399 --> 01:36:57.359 have doctors, like, oh you get injured to bad die. 1762 01:36:56.159 --> 01:37:01.600 You're too weak anyways, bitch basically man. So yeah, that's 1763 01:37:01.600 --> 01:37:05.800 a good calls too. I like that take a lot, Yeah, 1764 01:37:05.840 --> 01:37:07.800 because I don't know what else it would be like 1765 01:37:07.800 --> 01:37:10.560 this Jedi mocky like why would they give a ship? 1766 01:37:11.279 --> 01:37:13.560 Is you know, like and you're right, like they were 1767 01:37:14.199 --> 01:37:18.359 deeply worshiping these gods of war and ships like that 1768 01:37:18.479 --> 01:37:21.399 makes a lot of sense. So now we get to 1769 01:37:21.479 --> 01:37:23.560 death of Me or speaking of like crazy rituals and 1770 01:37:23.600 --> 01:37:31.439 weird ship. Grievous was sent to kill the Knights. Yeah, 1771 01:37:31.479 --> 01:37:35.039 Doku was actually pissed because like Assage tried to assassinate 1772 01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:36.159 him and I think I brought it up on the 1773 01:37:36.159 --> 01:37:39.600 show before, but like he was, they were invisible. He 1774 01:37:39.600 --> 01:37:42.520 gets like blinded, he's poisoned, and he's fighting them all off. 1775 01:37:42.560 --> 01:37:46.720 He's like oh and he actually like dominated. 1776 01:37:49.000 --> 01:37:49.039 Was. 1777 01:37:49.399 --> 01:37:52.640 So that's why Doku's pissed. Orders Grievous to kill them. 1778 01:37:52.800 --> 01:37:55.359 Go kill the Night Sisters. Fuck these people up because 1779 01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:57.680 they are trying to funk me up and Assage is 1780 01:37:57.720 --> 01:38:00.680 still out there. This is after he tried to kill 1781 01:38:00.720 --> 01:38:02.800 like Dooku tried to kill a sage and just like 1782 01:38:02.840 --> 01:38:07.680 basically left her to die, like go die and a 1783 01:38:07.760 --> 01:38:13.359 sage was like no, so then uh yeah, he needs 1784 01:38:13.359 --> 01:38:15.239 to kill mother tells and is what the mission is. 1785 01:38:15.279 --> 01:38:18.720 So Grievous is ruthless in this campaign, dude. And I 1786 01:38:18.720 --> 01:38:21.239 can't believe again this is a kids show. Man Like 1787 01:38:21.920 --> 01:38:24.439 when he steps out of that shuttle and it's night 1788 01:38:24.520 --> 01:38:28.279 Sisters with fucking bow and arrows like elect like energy 1789 01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:35.359 bows or whatever. It's just devastating, dude. He's just like 1790 01:38:36.920 --> 01:38:40.520 they're just adventures. It's just like, oh my god, and 1791 01:38:40.560 --> 01:38:42.119 the droids are just marching them down. 1792 01:38:42.199 --> 01:38:42.399 Dude. 1793 01:38:42.439 --> 01:38:42.760 It is. 1794 01:38:43.560 --> 01:38:44.159 It is bad. 1795 01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:46.000 This is a kids show. 1796 01:38:46.119 --> 01:38:46.840 Holy shit. 1797 01:38:47.199 --> 01:38:52.600 And it gets even crazier because Mother tells and employees zombies. 1798 01:38:52.640 --> 01:38:57.479 She reanimates the dead with her like sith magic ship, 1799 01:38:57.600 --> 01:39:00.640 like her like palenteer looking thing, and the there's this 1800 01:39:00.720 --> 01:39:06.840 other ritualistic like daka, it's a person. But yeah, together 1801 01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:09.319 they're like reanimating these zombies. So then they start like 1802 01:39:09.359 --> 01:39:11.880 overpowering the droids a little bit because they they're fucking zombies. 1803 01:39:11.920 --> 01:39:14.159 They're hard to kill. Man, you can't just shoot him 1804 01:39:14.159 --> 01:39:16.840 in the chest and be done. So then Ventress comes out, 1805 01:39:17.000 --> 01:39:19.399 leads the army of zombies and challenges Grievous to a 1806 01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:21.399 duel and says like if I beat you, you leave, 1807 01:39:21.800 --> 01:39:24.920 and if you win, then we'll surrender. So then Venturess 1808 01:39:25.000 --> 01:39:28.720 ends up beating him. Uh, they're like evenly matched at first, 1809 01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:31.720 but she beats him, and then Grievous just orders his 1810 01:39:31.840 --> 01:39:34.640 droys a shooter her. He doesn't the deal at all. 1811 01:39:34.720 --> 01:39:37.239 He's just like shoot her, and they actually do. They 1812 01:39:37.239 --> 01:39:38.880 shoot her in the fucking arm and shit, she's all 1813 01:39:38.920 --> 01:39:44.600 fucked up. So she had a shooter something, shoot something. 1814 01:39:45.920 --> 01:39:50.600 They're all just like because they're all SBDS, man, it's crazy. 1815 01:39:52.800 --> 01:39:55.039 So then yeah, they shoot her. She gets sucked up. 1816 01:39:55.079 --> 01:39:58.560 She retreats. Grievous pursues her, but is saved off by 1817 01:39:58.600 --> 01:40:00.399 a bunch of zombies. They all like jump, I'm like 1818 01:40:00.439 --> 01:40:01.439 dog Pilo's ass. 1819 01:40:01.920 --> 01:40:02.119 Mother. 1820 01:40:02.199 --> 01:40:04.600 Talsan uses magic to try and kill Dooku at the 1821 01:40:04.640 --> 01:40:07.760 same time, like voodoo magic. She's like poking his like 1822 01:40:07.960 --> 01:40:10.119 sides and shit with like pins, and he's just like 1823 01:40:10.479 --> 01:40:13.720 halfway across the galaxy like ah yah in his bed, 1824 01:40:13.960 --> 01:40:20.800 just like ah fuck, oh shit, or just Grievous like, 1825 01:40:20.960 --> 01:40:23.399 you know, you gotta go kill this bitch. So he 1826 01:40:23.520 --> 01:40:26.159 follows like that like mists. There's like a green mist 1827 01:40:26.279 --> 01:40:28.880 that kind of leads to where the magic is coming from. 1828 01:40:29.359 --> 01:40:32.800 Ruthless dude just marching down the hallway, just just fucking 1829 01:40:32.960 --> 01:40:36.039 crop dust, and there's no stopping him from following that 1830 01:40:36.119 --> 01:40:38.439 crop dust. He was on a mission. 1831 01:40:38.520 --> 01:40:40.359 He doesn't have a nose anymore, he doesn't even smell it. 1832 01:40:40.439 --> 01:40:43.399 Yeah, this is such a good episode. I love this 1833 01:40:43.439 --> 01:40:47.199 fucking episode. I just love their relationship, Dooku and Grievous, 1834 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:49.560 Like they're always like saving each other. They kind of 1835 01:40:49.600 --> 01:40:52.439 hate each other, but they're like they're still boys, like 1836 01:40:52.520 --> 01:40:54.279 they're still bros. They respect each other. 1837 01:40:54.319 --> 01:40:57.800 You know, there's plenty of those fucking relationships, and all 1838 01:40:57.840 --> 01:41:00.760 of media's yes, yes, it's always one. 1839 01:41:00.800 --> 01:41:01.439 It is a good one. 1840 01:41:01.560 --> 01:41:05.760 Fuck you, dude, but I'll save you. I guess your 1841 01:41:05.840 --> 01:41:06.680 piece is ship. 1842 01:41:07.399 --> 01:41:10.760 You piece as ship. So he carved a bloody path 1843 01:41:10.880 --> 01:41:13.840 to mother Talsand and he ends up brutally killing the 1844 01:41:13.920 --> 01:41:18.239 Dhaka and she He goes to kill talsand kills her, 1845 01:41:18.239 --> 01:41:21.880 but she poops away, so she's still alive, puffed right 1846 01:41:21.880 --> 01:41:24.520 out of there. Man, And Duku was saved because he 1847 01:41:24.640 --> 01:41:29.000 just knocks over that fucking green goo missed bullshit and 1848 01:41:29.159 --> 01:41:32.800 ventures and Talsand survived, but the Night Sisters were utterly destroyed, 1849 01:41:32.840 --> 01:41:35.520 and Grievous just hunts down all the fleeing Night sisters. 1850 01:41:35.640 --> 01:41:39.880 They're just running away like oh god, he's like, holy. 1851 01:41:39.640 --> 01:41:43.439 Shit, dun't that creepy fucking spider walks And it's. 1852 01:41:43.399 --> 01:41:45.840 Darkest ship on dath of here Red. So it's just 1853 01:41:45.880 --> 01:41:48.720 such a good like, oh, such a good aesthetic for 1854 01:41:48.720 --> 01:41:52.199 Grievous to be and hunt the motherfuckers. Like I said, 1855 01:41:52.239 --> 01:41:53.760 when he steps out of the show, he's just like 1856 01:41:53.920 --> 01:42:00.920 tink tink. The night Sisters like, fuck, what do we do? 1857 01:42:01.079 --> 01:42:04.840 Now die, that's what you do. So now we get 1858 01:42:04.840 --> 01:42:08.319 the invasion of Floram, and Florum is where Hondo's race 1859 01:42:08.399 --> 01:42:10.560 is from. That's where they live, and it's just like 1860 01:42:10.560 --> 01:42:14.039 a pirate world. Grievous was sent to settle Duku's score 1861 01:42:14.159 --> 01:42:17.920 with Hondo Anaka. After his capture, Grievous ambushed a Republic 1862 01:42:17.960 --> 01:42:20.199 fleet in deep space, and he intended to capture his 1863 01:42:20.319 --> 01:42:24.760 rival Kenoby. He smashed the Republic forces and boarded Kenobi's ship. 1864 01:42:25.199 --> 01:42:29.039 He brutally murders clones and reached Kenobi and they dueled. 1865 01:42:29.319 --> 01:42:32.840 Kenobi was overpowered and forced to flee an abandoned ship, 1866 01:42:32.920 --> 01:42:35.159 but before he did, he rigged the ship to self destruct. 1867 01:42:35.600 --> 01:42:37.920 Was like, god fucking dammit, So he's running to like 1868 01:42:38.079 --> 01:42:40.520 escape pods and ship crashing. 1869 01:42:40.159 --> 01:42:42.039 And always getting out of escape pods. 1870 01:42:42.159 --> 01:42:44.800 Oh he's so elusive, man, I love it. People call 1871 01:42:44.840 --> 01:42:46.800 him a coward, but dude, he's smart. 1872 01:42:46.840 --> 01:42:47.000 Man. 1873 01:42:47.039 --> 01:42:49.479 He just he knows when he get the fuck out 1874 01:42:49.640 --> 01:42:54.880 of town. It's so good. He yeah, So he finds 1875 01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:58.640 an escape pod, gets fuck out just before he uh, 1876 01:42:58.640 --> 01:43:01.800 the ship blows up, so again you get like the 1877 01:43:02.399 --> 01:43:07.359 gree is flying away. It's so comical, so good. So 1878 01:43:07.439 --> 01:43:09.000 then he ends up getting back to his ships and 1879 01:43:09.039 --> 01:43:12.880 he invades Fluorham captures Hondo pretty easily, but Grievas did 1880 01:43:12.920 --> 01:43:15.319 not know that Hondo had captured Ahsoka and a bunch 1881 01:43:15.359 --> 01:43:18.000 of Jedi young lings, so they were on the fucking planet. 1882 01:43:18.359 --> 01:43:20.680 So the Jedi end up fighting through the droids. They 1883 01:43:20.720 --> 01:43:23.239 rescue Hondo, they go rescue the rest of his pirates, 1884 01:43:23.600 --> 01:43:26.119 and they fled from the outpost on like speeders and shit. 1885 01:43:26.479 --> 01:43:30.319 Grievous was alerted, gave chase to the Jedi. Soca and 1886 01:43:30.359 --> 01:43:32.880 Grievous duel again, and she's a little bit better than 1887 01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:37.199 last time, but Grievous still outclasses her. Hondo actually arrives 1888 01:43:37.640 --> 01:43:41.640 rescues her and the young lings in a restored Slave one. Dude, 1889 01:43:42.039 --> 01:43:46.119 the slave one was sitting on floor him there, Hondo, 1890 01:43:46.319 --> 01:43:49.920 just Jackson fucking it's just like, what the fuck. 1891 01:43:49.800 --> 01:43:53.119 I think you mean the fires fire spray. 1892 01:43:53.520 --> 01:43:56.880 No, I mean that's the type of ship, but I 1893 01:43:56.920 --> 01:43:59.079 think I think it's called now Bubba FET's ship. 1894 01:44:00.239 --> 01:44:04.359 Very original, very cool, you know, really really strikes fear 1895 01:44:04.399 --> 01:44:05.399 in people, it really does. 1896 01:44:05.960 --> 01:44:08.920 It's fucking slave one. And fuck you if you tell 1897 01:44:08.960 --> 01:44:11.960 me different, all right, if you're offended by that, please dude, 1898 01:44:11.960 --> 01:44:15.359 it's Star Wars. Come on, I understand, but like believe 1899 01:44:15.399 --> 01:44:16.600 it be. What the fuck? 1900 01:44:17.079 --> 01:44:19.800 And he said, Django set slaves free. 1901 01:44:20.199 --> 01:44:24.119 Yeah, let's not. Let's not pretend that there aren't slaves 1902 01:44:24.159 --> 01:44:26.640 in fucking Star Wars. There's a lot of them, and 1903 01:44:26.960 --> 01:44:33.680 it sucks. It sucks. Yeah, say is uncool and anakin. 1904 01:44:34.479 --> 01:44:36.600 It's uncool. But like, dude, slave one, that's the name 1905 01:44:36.640 --> 01:44:39.399 of ship. Done, stop it enough. 1906 01:44:39.520 --> 01:44:42.039 It's not ship like it's I can't remember the lord 1907 01:44:42.039 --> 01:44:43.359 behind the name of it, but I thought it was 1908 01:44:43.359 --> 01:44:48.439 like kind of like an anti yeah slave thing it is. Yeah, 1909 01:44:48.520 --> 01:44:49.000 fuck you. 1910 01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:55.439 Exactly read the fucking literature, right, it's good slave Well, 1911 01:44:55.479 --> 01:44:58.319 he freed slaves ship. The fuck up, dude, fucking losers. 1912 01:45:00.680 --> 01:45:03.880 So then Ahsoka covers the retreat by dueling a little 1913 01:45:03.880 --> 01:45:06.479 bit more with Grievous, and she eventually boards the ship. 1914 01:45:06.760 --> 01:45:09.159 But she was pretty good. She's like more acrobatic than 1915 01:45:09.199 --> 01:45:11.239 a lot of the other Jedi and unorthodox. You know, 1916 01:45:11.279 --> 01:45:14.760 she has that one lightsaber to the back, which again 1917 01:45:14.800 --> 01:45:17.840 with regular swords isn't too effective, but with lightsabers it's 1918 01:45:17.880 --> 01:45:22.000 probably pretty effective. I would say, just confusing your enemy, 1919 01:45:22.039 --> 01:45:23.760 like you don't know where they're going to attack from. 1920 01:45:23.840 --> 01:45:26.000 They can sweep your legs a little easier, and you 1921 01:45:26.039 --> 01:45:28.720 have the one already drawn that's ready to like guard 1922 01:45:28.880 --> 01:45:32.680 your front. Kind of cool. And you can't see the 1923 01:45:32.680 --> 01:45:35.399 blade either, it's behind you, so you can like he 1924 01:45:36.159 --> 01:45:41.319 just do like a little poke oh like obi wany oh. 1925 01:45:41.479 --> 01:45:45.000 So now we get to the Crystal conspiracy. A giant 1926 01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:47.920 kiber crystal was found and the guy who found it 1927 01:45:47.960 --> 01:45:50.359 wanted to sell it to Dooku. They arrange an arms 1928 01:45:50.399 --> 01:45:54.000 deal on udapaw Obi Wana Anakin are sent to intercept 1929 01:45:54.039 --> 01:45:57.399 the deal. The Jedi followed the crystal and Grievous pursued 1930 01:45:57.439 --> 01:46:00.640 them through the caves and into space. So Jedi are 1931 01:46:00.680 --> 01:46:03.640 following the Crystal, which I think Magna Guards had, and 1932 01:46:03.680 --> 01:46:09.319 then Duke are Grievous is right behind them, was like, uh, 1933 01:46:09.359 --> 01:46:12.439 they arrange an arms deal on Utapal, and that's when 1934 01:46:12.520 --> 01:46:16.760 obi Wan and Anakin intercept the deal. I already cover that. 1935 01:46:17.159 --> 01:46:21.399 My bad backtracking there. So the Crystal landed in a 1936 01:46:21.439 --> 01:46:25.439 hangar on a frigate. They took into space landed on 1937 01:46:25.479 --> 01:46:29.159 a frigate. The Jedi abandoned their freighter and crashed the 1938 01:46:29.199 --> 01:46:32.319 freighter into the hyperdrive to disable it, and Anakin and 1939 01:46:32.359 --> 01:46:35.079 obi Wan they called it like the number five Specials. 1940 01:46:36.000 --> 01:46:38.000 So they jump out of the ship and they float 1941 01:46:38.000 --> 01:46:40.560 to like other side, like opposite sides of the hangars, 1942 01:46:40.600 --> 01:46:43.000 and they just like just like sailing. 1943 01:46:43.880 --> 01:46:46.359 It's like they're not even in ships or anything. 1944 01:46:46.439 --> 01:46:48.279 No, they're in like space suits and they're just like 1945 01:46:50.079 --> 01:46:52.479 and they just float into the hangars. Dude, it is 1946 01:46:52.520 --> 01:46:54.960 fucking sweet. They might be in escape pods now that 1947 01:46:55.039 --> 01:46:55.960 now that you mentioned. 1948 01:46:55.680 --> 01:46:56.800 It, God damn escape pods. 1949 01:46:56.800 --> 01:46:58.840 They might be piloted escape pods. 1950 01:46:59.039 --> 01:47:01.319 I think that's what are gonna need a fucking episode. 1951 01:47:01.359 --> 01:47:02.279 This is ridiculous. 1952 01:47:02.399 --> 01:47:04.560 They're all over the place, man, the whole fucking a 1953 01:47:04.600 --> 01:47:07.880 new Hope starts in an escape pot. Let's go the 1954 01:47:07.960 --> 01:47:14.840 whole story, bro. So then Grievous also is pursuing them 1955 01:47:14.840 --> 01:47:18.279 in space and he lands and duels Obi Wan again. 1956 01:47:18.840 --> 01:47:24.079 He overpowered Kenobi captures him. Anakin ends up breaking him 1957 01:47:24.119 --> 01:47:29.880 out because Grievous wanted to assemble a like an execution chamber, 1958 01:47:30.600 --> 01:47:33.840 so he's like making a little like room, like putting 1959 01:47:33.840 --> 01:47:36.199 the couch in there, you know, like the casting couches, 1960 01:47:39.399 --> 01:47:41.960 and Anakin slips in there and just breaks Obi Wan out. 1961 01:47:42.039 --> 01:47:46.479 Like Christ, Grievous is obsessed with killing Obi Wan. He 1962 01:47:46.520 --> 01:47:48.439 probably had it planned out. He's like, this is how 1963 01:47:48.479 --> 01:47:50.600 I'm gonna do it. This is where I'm gonna do it. 1964 01:47:50.720 --> 01:47:53.479 Is I'm gonna use this tool and this tool and 1965 01:47:53.520 --> 01:47:56.600 this tool, and oh it's gonna be so good. So 1966 01:47:56.800 --> 01:48:02.479 it's understandable. So then yeah, the crystal they figured out 1967 01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:05.720 reflected laser fire, so they grabbed the crystal and they're 1968 01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:08.079 like reflecting the laser fire and ship. But it's like 1969 01:48:08.119 --> 01:48:11.119 building up energy as as it does, so the Jedi 1970 01:48:11.199 --> 01:48:14.439 end up escaping to a hangar, seized the ship, and 1971 01:48:14.479 --> 01:48:19.800 that's when tanks shoot the crystal, overloads the crystal fucking 1972 01:48:19.840 --> 01:48:21.520 blows up the ship as they're like out of there, 1973 01:48:21.560 --> 01:48:24.079 and the explosion just keeps growing and growing and growing 1974 01:48:24.079 --> 01:48:26.560 and growing. He destroys the whole fucking fleet. Grievous has 1975 01:48:26.600 --> 01:48:28.600 to flee on his ship and he's getting fucking knocked 1976 01:48:28.640 --> 01:48:32.720 around once again, except this time he's like twirling around 1977 01:48:32.840 --> 01:48:39.319 like Vader. He's just tirling in space and then just 1978 01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:46.880 explosions and the Jedi escape, So that's pretty cool. And then, uh, 1979 01:48:48.079 --> 01:48:51.199 let's see, soon after he fought Deppa bill A Baba 1980 01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:56.319 what the fuck bill A bah Biliba Deppa Biliba on 1981 01:48:56.520 --> 01:48:59.800 Harun Kahal and brutally injured her and sent her into 1982 01:48:59.840 --> 01:49:05.520 a homa, but never confirmed the death so edited them. Maybe, 1983 01:49:06.279 --> 01:49:08.960 So now we get to protecting Douku. Grievous was seen 1984 01:49:09.079 --> 01:49:13.479 on Rexus Segundas pulling security for Duku, who was receiving 1985 01:49:13.560 --> 01:49:18.039 the Raxy and Humanitarian Award for what for genocide? Like 1986 01:49:18.159 --> 01:49:22.239 Jesus Christ, this guy. He briefly dueled with Quinlan Voss, 1987 01:49:22.600 --> 01:49:25.560 who was sent to kill Douku by the Jedi Council. 1988 01:49:26.199 --> 01:49:31.000 Crazy Duku was under attack by Ventres, who wanted to 1989 01:49:31.079 --> 01:49:34.319 settle her debt and Quentland Voss Ambush, Grievous and his 1990 01:49:34.479 --> 01:49:38.960 droids Grievous and Voss duel, but Vos traps Crievous and 1991 01:49:39.319 --> 01:49:41.600 he ends up escaping from that trap and he finds 1992 01:49:41.680 --> 01:49:44.439 Voss and Ventriss with Douku. He fights both of them 1993 01:49:44.600 --> 01:49:48.960 and wins, like really injureds Venturess and I think he'd 1994 01:49:49.000 --> 01:49:52.079 like toss his boss off the cliffs or whatever. They're fine, 1995 01:49:52.119 --> 01:49:55.119 but oh no, that's right. Voss ends up being captured 1996 01:49:55.159 --> 01:49:58.640 and Venturess escapes and Duku was saved, and that's when 1997 01:49:58.760 --> 01:50:01.479 like Quinlan, Voss and vent have like a relationship. That's 1998 01:50:01.479 --> 01:50:04.119 when it starts. And I think Quinn Voss ends up 1999 01:50:04.119 --> 01:50:05.840 falling to the dark side and then he like gets 2000 01:50:05.880 --> 01:50:09.000 redemption in the end. So it's kind of cool story there. 2001 01:50:11.039 --> 01:50:14.359 Now we get to Operation Titan. Grievous oversaw an operation 2002 01:50:14.560 --> 01:50:18.720 to create a new droid, the Megadroid, not the Megazoid, 2003 01:50:18.880 --> 01:50:22.760 the Mega Droid Dude on the planet Galotta. Grievous went 2004 01:50:22.840 --> 01:50:31.319 to and and Thurnium and received and received word of 2005 01:50:31.399 --> 01:50:35.319 the state of the factory. He returned to Glotta only 2006 01:50:35.399 --> 01:50:38.560 to find Yoda searching for intel. This is a comic book. 2007 01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:41.359 So Yoda is there like he heard word about the 2008 01:50:41.399 --> 01:50:44.159 fucking Megadroid and he's like, search for it. I will. 2009 01:50:45.119 --> 01:50:48.479 And so then Yoda and Grievous duel for a while, 2010 01:50:49.239 --> 01:50:52.000 and Grievous loved the fact that he was dueling Dooku's 2011 01:50:52.079 --> 01:50:55.800 former master. Pretty cool. But Yoda eventually just freezes him 2012 01:50:55.800 --> 01:50:57.399 with a force and talks a bunch of shit, just 2013 01:50:57.479 --> 01:51:00.079 like you didn't put that. You might have lightsabers, but 2014 01:51:00.159 --> 01:51:02.560 you can't do what the fucking Jedi can do. So 2015 01:51:02.600 --> 01:51:05.920 then Yoda dips out with the Intel and of the 2016 01:51:06.000 --> 01:51:10.399 new Droids helps Republic. So we get the campaign against 2017 01:51:10.439 --> 01:51:13.880 the Shadow Collective. Stuve, You're gonna fucking love this. You 2018 01:51:14.000 --> 01:51:15.760 know what the Shadow Collective is? You should? 2019 01:51:16.439 --> 01:51:17.520 Yesn't that bullshit? 2020 01:51:19.039 --> 01:51:21.319 Ding ding? Where's the bell? Ding ding ding ding? We 2021 01:51:21.399 --> 01:51:23.640 don't have What do we have for him, Johnny? 2022 01:51:24.640 --> 01:51:24.960 Nothing? 2023 01:51:25.479 --> 01:51:27.039 Oh god damn it. 2024 01:51:27.800 --> 01:51:32.600 How about like a good job that's not a physical thing. 2025 01:51:32.880 --> 01:51:38.359 How about a thumbs up I'm not doing I'll do it, Stu, 2026 01:51:40.840 --> 01:51:42.199 well done, good nerd out of you. 2027 01:51:44.840 --> 01:51:46.439 I don't know why that it was so funny to me. 2028 01:51:47.279 --> 01:51:54.479 No thumbs up? Fund yourself? 2029 01:51:57.399 --> 01:52:01.239 So mal had escaped city, and that was after he 2030 01:52:01.359 --> 01:52:08.600 attacked like Sidius, dueled him and killed sovagets. No more 2031 01:52:08.640 --> 01:52:10.840 garbage cuisine, no no. 2032 01:52:10.960 --> 01:52:13.439 More olive oil on top of nice crispy food. 2033 01:52:13.359 --> 01:52:17.119 And Mal was tracked back to Zanbar. Grievous was ordered 2034 01:52:17.159 --> 01:52:20.000 to kill him and direct his fleets towards the crime 2035 01:52:20.079 --> 01:52:22.520 syndicate Mal had built, the Shadow Collective. 2036 01:52:23.159 --> 01:52:23.880 The plan was to. 2037 01:52:23.920 --> 01:52:27.880 Draw out Mother Tellsan, who they knew survived. General Grievous 2038 01:52:27.960 --> 01:52:32.199 invaded Zandbar. He knew that the Mandos were good and 2039 01:52:32.439 --> 01:52:35.439 that his droids didn't stand a fucking chance, so Grievous 2040 01:52:35.560 --> 01:52:38.680 just watched the battle from his shuttle until he spotted Mal. 2041 01:52:39.319 --> 01:52:42.079 He sent out for four of his Magna guards to 2042 01:52:42.119 --> 01:52:45.560 weaken mall before he merged from his craft. Grievous cut 2043 01:52:45.640 --> 01:52:49.600 down a super commando. Mal and Grievous then duel, and 2044 01:52:49.680 --> 01:52:53.119 they were evenly matched, but Grievous heavily taunted him, just like, 2045 01:52:53.199 --> 01:52:55.159 you're a fucking bitch, you suck. 2046 01:52:55.560 --> 01:52:57.199 You can't even take shits anymore. 2047 01:52:57.399 --> 01:53:03.159 Yeah, you got no dick meet, I get it, I 2048 01:53:03.319 --> 01:53:11.359 get it. So then Mal ended up having fighters come 2049 01:53:11.439 --> 01:53:14.920 and fire bomb the whole battlefield, and it destroyed both sides, 2050 01:53:15.039 --> 01:53:16.600 so both sides were just fucked. 2051 01:53:16.520 --> 01:53:17.920 Nice and then Mall fled. 2052 01:53:19.119 --> 01:53:23.920 So Amando fleet masked a massed on ord Mantel and 2053 01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:28.960 confirmed Mal was in league with the Black Sun. Separatist 2054 01:53:29.000 --> 01:53:32.199 spies reported as ship was spotted leaving Dathimir with ord 2055 01:53:32.279 --> 01:53:36.239 Mantel as a possible destination. Duku ordered the fleets to 2056 01:53:36.520 --> 01:53:40.399 ord Mantel. Grievous then bombarded the city from orbit. The 2057 01:53:40.479 --> 01:53:43.640 city was utterly destroyed and the forces landed in the ruins. 2058 01:53:44.439 --> 01:53:47.760 The Mandos ended up ambushing Grievous from behind the moon 2059 01:53:48.479 --> 01:53:51.920 and attacked the fleet and captured Duku. So Douku's on 2060 01:53:52.000 --> 01:53:56.920 his ship like fuck, man, shit, this sucks. Mal ambushed 2061 01:53:57.079 --> 01:54:00.680 Grievous and fought him again, ended up cat sure in Grievous. 2062 01:54:00.720 --> 01:54:02.840 He like sealed him in some like room or some ship, 2063 01:54:02.920 --> 01:54:04.720 so he didn't like tie him up and like eat him. 2064 01:54:05.159 --> 01:54:08.600 He like tackled him into some fucking room. Uh malled 2065 01:54:08.640 --> 01:54:12.039 then contacted Sidious and said he would kill them both 2066 01:54:12.119 --> 01:54:15.479 if tellsands demands weren't met. Sidious basically was like, I 2067 01:54:15.520 --> 01:54:18.119 don't care. I have no use for them, I have 2068 01:54:18.239 --> 01:54:22.159 no use for you. You want everything I don't care, 2069 01:54:23.520 --> 01:54:26.760 calls his bluff and Malls just like, well fuck, and 2070 01:54:26.880 --> 01:54:27.760 he doesn't kill them. 2071 01:54:28.479 --> 01:54:31.520 I guess I'll let him go. Yeah, he didn't buy it, guys. 2072 01:54:31.880 --> 01:54:34.600 So Grievous ends up being sent to the brig and 2073 01:54:34.720 --> 01:54:38.119 Duku was on the bridge of his ship captured. So 2074 01:54:38.279 --> 01:54:41.760 Duku ends up using the force to unlack Grievous' binders 2075 01:54:41.920 --> 01:54:46.479 dude from a different like from space bro crazy, and 2076 01:54:46.560 --> 01:54:49.319 Grievous ended up just killing multiple Mandos on his way 2077 01:54:49.359 --> 01:54:52.000 to an escape pod and god damn it. 2078 01:54:56.000 --> 01:54:59.600 So sickly goddamn escape. 2079 01:54:59.319 --> 01:55:03.119 Pots and now we get to confronting Tells in so 2080 01:55:03.359 --> 01:55:05.920 fucking cool here, this is a comic run. I believe 2081 01:55:05.960 --> 01:55:10.760 all of this. So Grievous regrouped with Sidious aboard the 2082 01:55:10.920 --> 01:55:17.760 Scimitar Dude small ship bro. So they went to Dafa Mirror, 2083 01:55:17.800 --> 01:55:21.439 where Douku's signal was coming from. The ship was cloaked 2084 01:55:21.640 --> 01:55:25.319 and they landed secretly. So the pair then proceeded to 2085 01:55:25.399 --> 01:55:28.760 the chamber where Tells and gets her power, and Grievous 2086 01:55:28.880 --> 01:55:31.439 just busts through the fucking wall and calls out Mall. 2087 01:55:31.479 --> 01:55:34.680 He's like, I'm gonna fucking bill out. It's so good, 2088 01:55:34.840 --> 01:55:41.800 dud knocking knock, and then uh, Duku ends up he's 2089 01:55:41.920 --> 01:55:45.039 possessed by tals End, so he's fighting, so Grievous and 2090 01:55:45.119 --> 01:55:48.159 Mal end up dueling and Sidious fights Duku and he 2091 01:55:48.239 --> 01:55:53.279 ends up releasing Douku by force. Lightning just's like, oh fuck, 2092 01:55:53.720 --> 01:55:55.960 comes out of like the trance or whatever, and then 2093 01:55:56.039 --> 01:55:59.640 tells in like reforms into like a real person again 2094 01:55:59.680 --> 01:56:03.840 instead just like missed. And that's when tells En is 2095 01:56:03.920 --> 01:56:07.199 like protecting Mall and herself as city is just unleashed 2096 01:56:07.239 --> 01:56:10.359 more lightning on her. Douku then joins in and just 2097 01:56:10.760 --> 01:56:15.199 there and then tells in force pushes Mall into his 2098 01:56:15.319 --> 01:56:18.600 ship so that he can escape, and he does, and 2099 01:56:18.720 --> 01:56:24.520 Grievous bypassed her defenses. M h, Grievous just just walks 2100 01:56:24.600 --> 01:56:28.960 up and kills her, kills her for the second time 2101 01:56:29.159 --> 01:56:33.600 and the last time. And yeah, that pretty much that's 2102 01:56:33.880 --> 01:56:35.680 the end of mother tellson there. 2103 01:56:36.159 --> 01:56:39.199 How that missed get out OF's body? 2104 01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:40.720 Lightning? 2105 01:56:42.000 --> 01:56:43.399 And where did it come out of? 2106 01:56:43.840 --> 01:56:44.800 Oh? His mouth? 2107 01:56:44.880 --> 01:56:49.359 Probably they farted it out because it's green missed. There 2108 01:56:49.399 --> 01:56:52.920 you go, it's not even funny when we said to 2109 01:56:53.000 --> 01:56:53.520 go that far. 2110 01:56:56.399 --> 01:57:00.199 So yeah, the the Droid armies ended up assaulting the 2111 01:57:00.359 --> 01:57:03.439 Knight Brothers the village of the Night Brothers, so fucking 2112 01:57:03.439 --> 01:57:07.359 them all up. And then Sidius congratulated Grievous and Duku 2113 01:57:07.720 --> 01:57:11.119 as they had erased Mall's history. Even though he had escaped, 2114 01:57:11.159 --> 01:57:14.079 it didn't really matter. Everything that he stood for is gone. 2115 01:57:15.000 --> 01:57:20.800 So then Grievous right, yeah, my bad, I had like 2116 01:57:20.880 --> 01:57:24.439 a weird like hiccup burp uh. So then griev Following that, 2117 01:57:24.600 --> 01:57:29.000 Grievous and Duku attempted to retake Christophsis. Ventres caught word 2118 01:57:29.319 --> 01:57:31.880 and was allied with Quinlan Voss. She sought to kill 2119 01:57:31.920 --> 01:57:35.279 Duku again. They fought Douku, but Ventris was severely wounded, 2120 01:57:35.600 --> 01:57:39.760 and Grievous came in and saved Douku. And I think 2121 01:57:39.880 --> 01:57:40.560 Voss ended. 2122 01:57:40.479 --> 01:57:42.960 Up being redeemed in that story in an escape pod. 2123 01:57:45.439 --> 01:57:48.840 Maybe. Well, we're getting into the final days here. We 2124 01:57:48.920 --> 01:57:51.039 all know the final days of Grievous, right, so we 2125 01:57:51.119 --> 01:57:53.760 get the Outer Rim sieges all out offensive on the 2126 01:57:53.800 --> 01:57:57.399 Outer Rim. They're losing the war. At this point, you 2127 01:57:57.439 --> 01:57:59.800 get to the hiding of the Separatist Council on Udapao. 2128 01:58:00.079 --> 01:58:02.760 Then you get the Battle of Curissants. So he landed 2129 01:58:02.880 --> 01:58:05.880 right into the executive District's just like, fuck you, I'm 2130 01:58:05.960 --> 01:58:08.960 coming to get your boys right into the fucking like 2131 01:58:09.039 --> 01:58:13.560 where Padme and Anakin we're making out giant. No, I 2132 01:58:13.880 --> 01:58:17.199 think he was in an art just a landing craft, 2133 01:58:18.199 --> 01:58:22.920 just one of those transports, those h ships right in there, dude. 2134 01:58:23.640 --> 01:58:27.840 And then he ends up killing Roran Cobb, and he 2135 01:58:27.960 --> 01:58:30.399 fought shock T to arrest the Chancellor, and there was 2136 01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:32.600 a bunch of clones there as well, and he ends 2137 01:58:32.680 --> 01:58:36.960 up fighting shock Ta off, captures her by like zapping. 2138 01:58:36.640 --> 01:58:39.279 Her with a fucking magna guard staff. 2139 01:58:39.439 --> 01:58:44.760 Yes, yes, Jesus Christ, we had explosions going on on 2140 01:58:45.000 --> 01:58:48.000 this motherfucker holy ship. Someone just blew off their hands. 2141 01:58:51.119 --> 01:58:56.640 Holy storm. Damn that was wild. 2142 01:58:57.399 --> 01:58:59.520 Uh So, then yeah, he captureds shok T and then 2143 01:58:59.600 --> 01:59:02.479 kit Fit still comes in and he fights off kid Fisto, 2144 01:59:02.560 --> 01:59:05.479 which is crazy, and he's just on a mission on 2145 01:59:05.560 --> 01:59:07.439 this one. He just marched in there, took the fucking 2146 01:59:07.920 --> 01:59:11.439 took Palpi and yeah, just took him and Shocked he 2147 01:59:11.640 --> 01:59:13.880 dipped out, fucking went right to the dreadnought. 2148 01:59:13.920 --> 01:59:14.119 Dude. 2149 01:59:14.760 --> 01:59:17.239 That's when you get episode three, and we know the 2150 01:59:17.319 --> 01:59:20.680 rest of the story. You get the retreat of Grievous, 2151 01:59:20.920 --> 01:59:24.279 you know, sends a council to Mustafar. We all know 2152 01:59:24.359 --> 01:59:24.960 what happens there. 2153 01:59:25.319 --> 01:59:26.119 We want the peace. 2154 01:59:29.239 --> 01:59:34.159 One more news. Yes, that might be the last Viceroy 2155 01:59:35.079 --> 01:59:36.800 ever that we get on this show. 2156 01:59:37.279 --> 01:59:37.640 I don't know. 2157 01:59:37.840 --> 01:59:40.399 We'll see. Well, we're gonna do the clone wars, so 2158 01:59:40.439 --> 01:59:43.319 there's plenty of it, plenty of it in thee. There's 2159 01:59:43.359 --> 01:59:47.000 even one with Charger and the Viceroy. So you got 2160 01:59:48.279 --> 01:59:53.079 device it's and then you actually get the toy Irons 2161 01:59:53.159 --> 01:59:56.000 toy Darians too, so you get all the money. You 2162 01:59:56.079 --> 01:59:58.880 get all three of the offensive accents all in one room. Dude, 2163 01:59:58.880 --> 02:00:02.560 It's crazy. Those are just aliens what you're talking about? 2164 02:00:02.560 --> 02:00:04.079 You're right, what am I talking about? 2165 02:00:04.199 --> 02:00:04.399 Dude? 2166 02:00:05.039 --> 02:00:05.680 Offensive? 2167 02:00:06.000 --> 02:00:07.640 That's about as offensive as slave one. 2168 02:00:07.840 --> 02:00:10.800 Right, it's not even in this galaxy. It was a 2169 02:00:10.880 --> 02:00:12.319 long long time ago, that's right. 2170 02:00:13.039 --> 02:00:15.520 And then Grievous, you know, fights Kenobe for the last 2171 02:00:15.560 --> 02:00:19.239 time and he dies, and that's the tail of Grievous. 2172 02:00:19.319 --> 02:00:24.159 I mean, dude, tell me what you guys think. I say, 2173 02:00:24.680 --> 02:00:27.119 great is sweet. His big old nerd knobskin. 2174 02:00:28.560 --> 02:00:30.520 Dude's taking out jedis left and right. 2175 02:00:30.880 --> 02:00:35.119 Ye literally left and right, dude going to them to 2176 02:00:35.279 --> 02:00:39.000 take them out. He's not even like defending himself. He's 2177 02:00:39.079 --> 02:00:41.960 like destroying their fleets board and their ships like I'm 2178 02:00:41.960 --> 02:00:42.760 coming to get you, bitch. 2179 02:00:44.319 --> 02:00:45.680 Real creep yep. 2180 02:00:46.079 --> 02:00:47.920 I love him and I just love his design too, 2181 02:00:48.039 --> 02:00:51.960 Like just something about like the lions and his helmet 2182 02:00:52.000 --> 02:00:54.119 and stuff, even like his uh know, when you're playing 2183 02:00:54.159 --> 02:00:56.920 as I'm like in Battlefront and stuff, like he's so 2184 02:00:57.119 --> 02:00:59.439 tall and lanky but also looks like this brute at 2185 02:00:59.439 --> 02:00:59.920 the same time. 2186 02:01:00.279 --> 02:01:03.720 He's just got wide shoulders and stuff. Swimmer's body that. 2187 02:01:03.800 --> 02:01:06.399 Looks like that dude that those dudes that are just 2188 02:01:06.439 --> 02:01:08.319 like got their shoulders out all the time. 2189 02:01:08.680 --> 02:01:11.560 Just hoty, too hotty, dude, Scotti too hotty with the 2190 02:01:11.600 --> 02:01:12.359 swimmers body. 2191 02:01:12.720 --> 02:01:14.319 Did Scottie too hot you have gone? 2192 02:01:14.960 --> 02:01:16.359 I would assume, dude, he. 2193 02:01:16.439 --> 02:01:17.079 Was a wrestler. 2194 02:01:17.399 --> 02:01:20.000 I don't know, man, dude, those guys are jacked eesel. 2195 02:01:19.840 --> 02:01:22.880 I think back. I mean, I don't know. I'm not googling. 2196 02:01:24.399 --> 02:01:27.239 I just remember his weird hat and his spiky hair. Yeah, 2197 02:01:27.439 --> 02:01:29.199 he was like Guy Fieri before Guy. 2198 02:01:31.399 --> 02:01:33.560 Scotti. Too hotty. Wow, that's a pool. 2199 02:01:34.680 --> 02:01:37.079 I fucking loved it, dude. W w was great in 2200 02:01:37.159 --> 02:01:41.640 the day, back when was w Batista w w F. 2201 02:01:44.319 --> 02:01:47.479 I love grievous, love his story. I do kind of 2202 02:01:47.760 --> 02:01:51.319 miss that they they got rid of like the more tragic, 2203 02:01:51.439 --> 02:01:53.920 I guess version of his backstory because like he didn't 2204 02:01:54.000 --> 02:01:56.560 in the I think the original one, he they didn't 2205 02:01:56.640 --> 02:01:59.800 like did. They just crashed his ship like immediately, like 2206 02:01:59.840 --> 02:02:01.800 you was just his warlord and like, oh, we want 2207 02:02:01.840 --> 02:02:03.960 to have you joined. This fucked him up. And then 2208 02:02:04.000 --> 02:02:07.199 like when he came to there's like, sorry, man, the 2209 02:02:07.279 --> 02:02:08.560 only way to save you was to put you in 2210 02:02:08.640 --> 02:02:10.239 this body and it was the Jedi that did you. 2211 02:02:10.279 --> 02:02:12.279 And so it was just like a fast tracked version 2212 02:02:12.319 --> 02:02:14.680 of this, but it was like he didn't choose to 2213 02:02:14.800 --> 02:02:15.640 do it back then. 2214 02:02:15.720 --> 02:02:18.560 It was tragic or is that a word. 2215 02:02:18.479 --> 02:02:22.960 More tragic or tragi er uh, But yeah, I don't know, 2216 02:02:23.079 --> 02:02:26.560 but I still either way, both cool stories. Love his design, 2217 02:02:26.840 --> 02:02:27.399 cool character. 2218 02:02:28.119 --> 02:02:31.880 Yeah, yeah, I actually liked the new law a little 2219 02:02:31.920 --> 02:02:34.840 bit more because I like both obviously like both laws. Sweet. 2220 02:02:34.920 --> 02:02:36.960 I like them the new one more, I think because 2221 02:02:36.960 --> 02:02:39.039 it gives him more autonomy, you know, like it's not 2222 02:02:39.239 --> 02:02:42.039 just he's their slave, which kind of got it, like 2223 02:02:42.159 --> 02:02:46.279 I don't know, it kind of gets lame, I guess 2224 02:02:46.359 --> 02:02:48.800 when it's just like, oh, he's just a fucking slave 2225 02:02:48.880 --> 02:02:50.760 who wants to kill Jedi. Like now he has like 2226 02:02:51.399 --> 02:02:54.439 more motives and he wanted to like he was like 2227 02:02:54.520 --> 02:02:56.760 already like implanting him. So some people said that he 2228 02:02:56.880 --> 02:02:59.239 was already a cyborg when they crashed his ship and ship, 2229 02:02:59.359 --> 02:03:02.359 so like a little bit of both there a little 2230 02:03:02.359 --> 02:03:05.520 bit more juice. But they could have left it, you know, 2231 02:03:05.600 --> 02:03:08.079 they didn't have to, yep. 2232 02:03:08.520 --> 02:03:11.680 But I do miss the the two D Clone Wars 2233 02:03:11.720 --> 02:03:14.079 one because that is he is, he's. 2234 02:03:13.920 --> 02:03:17.319 Moving on a different level and that one menace dude. 2235 02:03:17.359 --> 02:03:19.880 When he's like on the they're like going down the 2236 02:03:19.920 --> 02:03:23.520 elevator and he's like the elevator, that clone just pulls 2237 02:03:23.560 --> 02:03:31.880 out the rocket launcher smokes out the elevator. It's just great. 2238 02:03:34.159 --> 02:03:36.039 And you're talking about him like you know, stopping through 2239 02:03:36.079 --> 02:03:38.800 and fighting the your mother Taslin and stuff. But like 2240 02:03:39.359 --> 02:03:41.000 the same thing in the two D one when he's 2241 02:03:41.800 --> 02:03:44.840 kidnapping Palpatine, when he's up there and like the colone, 2242 02:03:44.920 --> 02:03:46.960 like a huge squad of clones come in, they shut 2243 02:03:47.000 --> 02:03:48.119 the door behind him, and he's just like. 2244 02:03:51.960 --> 02:03:56.279 Ran one by the head with his foot plucks him out. 2245 02:03:57.079 --> 02:03:59.319 The helmets are being just like crunched in, like oh 2246 02:03:59.399 --> 02:04:02.600 my god, yeah, brutal toss them out the windows. 2247 02:04:03.239 --> 02:04:06.520 Whoa dude, man? 2248 02:04:06.840 --> 02:04:07.279 So cool? 2249 02:04:07.720 --> 02:04:10.920 Yeah, very cool character. Brutal warrior. 2250 02:04:11.840 --> 02:04:14.760 Not my favorite villain. I'm excited most for Dokuku is 2251 02:04:14.760 --> 02:04:16.760 one of my favorites. But I knew Grievous was one 2252 02:04:16.800 --> 02:04:19.880 of your favorites. We already kind of like requested, I 2253 02:04:19.920 --> 02:04:21.960 guess in the one episode for a grievous lower, So 2254 02:04:22.119 --> 02:04:22.479 here we go. 2255 02:04:22.800 --> 02:04:23.760 Yep, got it all. 2256 02:04:23.840 --> 02:04:25.319 We got lots of props for him, you know, so 2257 02:04:25.960 --> 02:04:26.720 a little long. 2258 02:04:26.640 --> 02:04:28.319 But you can do a lot of props for them. 2259 02:04:28.800 --> 02:04:31.119 Yeah, alright. 2260 02:04:31.359 --> 02:04:34.359 Well, if you guys want some extra content or ex episodes, 2261 02:04:34.359 --> 02:04:37.319 you can go to Patreon, dot com, slash three brisd podcast. 2262 02:04:37.479 --> 02:04:38.960 These still subscribe to that. 2263 02:04:39.920 --> 02:04:41.359 Hell yeah nice. 2264 02:04:41.880 --> 02:04:44.039 Good Man's tell Me at your house is like, yeah, 2265 02:04:44.119 --> 02:04:47.560 every month they see that three dollars thanks, Hell. 2266 02:04:47.520 --> 02:04:51.359 Yeah, dude, may be putting that in a wrath, justid. 2267 02:04:52.880 --> 02:04:54.880 What's that like? 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Don't forget to like, subscribe, share, 2277 02:05:18.880 --> 02:05:19.720 tell friend anything. 2278 02:05:19.800 --> 02:05:20.359 It all helps. 2279 02:05:20.880 --> 02:05:22.960 And I think that's it, so thanks again for listening. 2280 02:05:23.079 --> 02:05:23.920 We'll catch you next time. 2281 02:05:24.119 --> 02:05:28.319 Three beers D Later Nerds Drink up more, Star wars 2282 02:05:28.399 --> 02:05:29.000 Low on the Way