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Speaker 4: I'm justin I'm here with Stu.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm here and Max the calmest man in the world.
Speaker 2: Definitely don't get real mad.
Speaker 4: About talking about me or me okay, the calmest man
Speaker 4: in the world. Yeah, and I would never say that
Speaker 4: about you.
Speaker 2: I don't get mad at people for using my name
Speaker 2: but they don't know me.
Speaker 4: Oh who does that?
Speaker 2: People work like drivers that they find out my name
Speaker 2: is like, oh heybas out the Carmicks.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up. It's mister z a check to you.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking talk to me. Don't just shut up.
Speaker 4: You can call me guy.
Speaker 2: Hey, guy, what's the fucking loudest shipping there anyway, I
Speaker 2: can't hear what you're saying. God damn it. It makes me mad.
Speaker 2: Then alright, another thing real quick. There's this other fucking
Speaker 2: guy that comes in. He gets like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I guess you could say defensive. He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: how long is it? Gonn take him? I know this day?
Speaker 2: This day is like, oh whatever, man, like you fucking asked, dude.
Speaker 2: He puts his hands up.
Speaker 4: And say, what was gonna fuck you? Dude? Just draw
Speaker 4: down on him next time? Two days said, two days to.
Speaker 2: Pull a fucking knife on you.
Speaker 4: Take it when it's done.
Speaker 2: I hate that guy.
Speaker 4: All right, well, what do we drink it?
Speaker 2: Where is it? I got this here? Straw beyer straw.
Speaker 4: Straw byre straw bear dad strombers from the brew.
Speaker 2: Straw hairry, pineapple wheat. Is it an ale? I think
Speaker 2: it's just a wheat. M hmm. Yeah. It's from Great
Speaker 2: Lakes Brewing Company.
Speaker 1: So nice.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: I think I remember these from last year. I think
Speaker 2: they're really good.
Speaker 4: So let's see, let's see what's it tastes like? It's
Speaker 4: pretty good, pretty good, great legs bird yep.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm still working my way through these tall Boy
Speaker 3: near Gansett's the America Edition.
Speaker 6: So I mean it's fine, you know it's the beer,
Speaker 6: but I mean, technically this is the day before, exactly
Speaker 6: July fourth, wearing another same Eagle shirt.
Speaker 4: I'm just grade out, just gray black.
Speaker 2: And one with the most American things I could find
Speaker 2: in my drawers is Superman.
Speaker 3: Soon. I mean, hat to sulass and.
Speaker 2: The sunglasses really, you know craft they hit my mic.
Speaker 4: Ba there we go.
Speaker 3: You should have been having one of these cans le me.
Speaker 4: I got these rolling Rocks extra pay layls, but I
Speaker 4: am gonna request that I get one of those. Fuck you.
Speaker 4: I think I spotted you a mickey after to save
Speaker 4: you from those I pas. All right, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: It's hot. I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I'm running hot because it's hot.
Speaker 4: That sounds good.
Speaker 2: It's fun hot all around, very hot.
Speaker 4: All right. Well, we got three rules here on three
Speaker 4: b D. Rule number one everything here's a joke. Number
Speaker 4: two is we're always right. It's our show. So if
Speaker 4: you think we're wrong, fuck you. And rule number three.
Speaker 4: If you're watching and listening, drink along with us. Pop
Speaker 4: the top, sit for sip, let's go and today we're
Speaker 4: gonna RePOP.
Speaker 2: I just say, if you're watching or listening, Like if
Speaker 2: they heard that they're clearly watching listening.
Speaker 4: What am I supposed to say? I don't know if
Speaker 4: you're watching or listening, there's an option, there's if you're watching,
Speaker 4: just fucking drink a lot.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I get it. I just I don't
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 4: It's a proper sentence, man, I know it is. It
Speaker 4: just making fun of me for a proper grammar.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was funny today. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: because it's like, obviously they're fucking listening or watching. But
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just thought about it. I thought
Speaker 2: it was funny today.
Speaker 4: All right, cool man, you find me another way to
Speaker 4: say that, and then then well, you're supposed to drink
Speaker 4: with us, drink with us. They don't drink good. Today
Speaker 4: we're gonna RePOP a top on some Star Wars glore,
Speaker 4: and I want to get into some villains, because you know,
Speaker 4: we all hear about the fucking heroes. Let's hear about
Speaker 4: some villains here. There's some good villains in Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Man Count Dooku fucking Vader one of the best of
Speaker 4: all time, probably on the Mount Rushmore villains. You can't
Speaker 4: deny him. And this man right here, we're talking about
Speaker 4: Grievous today, General Grievous. And you know he does have
Speaker 4: a different name. Do you guys know it? Jerry? That's it?
Speaker 2: Nailed it?
Speaker 3: Wow, oh god, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Speaker 2: But go for it, well, Captain Grievous, We'll get into it,
Speaker 2: so stay tune.
Speaker 4: All right. So this is a quote from Grievous. I'm
Speaker 4: no errand boy, and I'm not in this war for
Speaker 4: Dooku's politics. I am the leader of the most powerful
Speaker 4: droid army the galaxy has ever seen. Will be one,
Speaker 4: an army with no loyalty, no spirit, just programming. What
Speaker 4: have you to show for all your power? What have
Speaker 4: you to gain the future? A future, whether or no.
Speaker 4: Je fucking sick dude. I love that quote from Grievous. Dude,
Speaker 4: just I'm the most powerful droid commander, most powerful droid droids.
Speaker 4: Motherfucker up.
Speaker 2: And then you're still technically a biological being.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's the commander of the droid army, the
Speaker 4: best droid army, see the best.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's probably some better droids out there.
Speaker 4: I mean it's the best army, the biggest droid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd want to have that droid army. Dude. Quadrillions bru
Speaker 4: like assembly lines. Are your soldiers are coming off of
Speaker 4: assembly lines and you just march them, march, march. Oh,
Speaker 4: they all got destroyed more.
Speaker 3: Just like more one day, a full battalions just ready
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the clones can only take so much and
Speaker 4: now they get popped. They have to get reinforcements. You could,
Speaker 4: like do the transports they had for those droids man
Speaker 4: so effective. Fuck they were a problem, the separatists. And
Speaker 4: then you got Douku. A quote from Douku, you cannot
Speaker 4: hide from me. I know you were once a warlord.
Speaker 4: Your name struck terror in the hearts of your enemies.
Speaker 4: You are encouraged to want more, but you struggle to
Speaker 4: know your place. You wonder about your purpose as you
Speaker 4: serve beneath me. And who have you become because of that?
Speaker 4: Is your own self, Douku says, taken from the wilds
Speaker 4: of Khali, your body turned into a living weapon. You
Speaker 4: are the master of your own destiny. So we'll get
Speaker 4: into some backstory, A right Kalish are reptilian humanoids. They're
Speaker 4: kind of snakelike. They got tusks that come up off
Speaker 4: their jawline there, pretty much like the Masks. They're pretty
Speaker 4: low tech. They're a pretty low tech tribal society with
Speaker 4: deep warship rituals, and they're great warriors. From the planet Khali,
Speaker 4: a system in wild space. And now here's a little
Speaker 4: sidetrack here, but still on track. The Yamri are insectoids
Speaker 4: from a desolate neighboring planet called Huck. They're basically praying
Speaker 4: mantis people. Yeah, so they're kind of cool. They're sentient,
Speaker 4: and they have they're more technologically advanced than the Khali
Speaker 4: the Kaliche. Sorry, uh, this is old Republic era we're
Speaker 4: going to talk about here. So the Yamory invaded and
Speaker 4: conquered many neighboring planets, stripped them other resources kind of
Speaker 4: like locusts, and sold populations in slavery. That was their deal.
Speaker 4: The Caliche were also brutally invaded by the Yamory, and
Speaker 4: obviously they're great warriors, so sparked a fucking endless war.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: They're just war war. Fuck them up. Fuck them up, dude.
Speaker 4: And of course they're invading your planet.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: The old Republic was collapsing and kind of ignored the conflict.
Speaker 4: So it was kind of a problem. When you're having
Speaker 4: problems in your own house, you can't help people. And
Speaker 4: that's the whole point of the Republic is to help
Speaker 4: the people, and weren't able to do it. And especially
Speaker 4: it's in wild space, like people barely care about the
Speaker 4: fucking outer rim let alone wild space where it's just
Speaker 4: like fuck them, dude, don't go there.
Speaker 3: There's bugs out there.
Speaker 4: Roll your windows up and cruise on by. Dude, like, fuck,
Speaker 4: I need to take a sip here. And it's weird.
Speaker 3: That's like you would think, I don't know, you're first
Speaker 3: describing them. You think like the lizard type people would
Speaker 3: be the more technical, technologically advanced ones, but instead you
Speaker 3: got these frigging praying mantis boys coming in with their
Speaker 3: blasters and stuff.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, weird, it is crazy.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: The result, obviously, the result is that the Caliche disliked
Speaker 4: the Republic because they kind of see them as like
Speaker 4: abandoning them. They're like, fuck this. They said fuck me,
Speaker 4: I say fuck you.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that.
Speaker 4: Well I beat you to it. I got the Max Breen,
Speaker 4: So I have all the brain starts right now, moving
Speaker 4: slow today it's too hot.
Speaker 3: So Max just asleep over there. We can't tell.
Speaker 4: His eyes are closed. None of this is He's gonna
Speaker 4: have to rewatch this episode. He just weakened at Bernie.
Speaker 4: A couple of SIPs of that Great Lakes What.
Speaker 2: Is that strawberry pineapple wheat?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go, fucking puts him out. Yeah, it's hot,
Speaker 4: got some alcohol flowing, Blood's not flowing, not to the head.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was playing held, I was earlier. I
Speaker 2: fell asleep in the middle of a match.
Speaker 4: Wow is that? I don't know who were you fighting?
Speaker 2: The bugs? Oh God, I don't even know how long
Speaker 2: I fell asleep for. I woke back up. My dude's
Speaker 2: just standing there. I got kicked out the game I
Speaker 2: was in, but everything was done. So I just finished
Speaker 2: up and fucking dipped out.
Speaker 4: And that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I had to have only been like a couple of minutes.
Speaker 4: But what So Grievous was born a Khalish. He was
Speaker 4: born years before the Clone Wars and amidst an endless
Speaker 4: war between the Kaliche and the Amory. His name was
Speaker 4: I'm Gonna Butcher this first part. But Chimine Jai shi
Speaker 4: Lal so Sheilal is like what they call him, but
Speaker 4: it's q y m a e n so Chimine Chimine
Speaker 4: Jai Shilal so Shei Lal warshiped the war lords as
Speaker 4: they returned with spoils of war because it was just
Speaker 4: they would just go out on these campaigns and come
Speaker 4: back with trophies. That's how he got his like thing
Speaker 4: for trophies. He was taught how to use a slug
Speaker 4: thrower the Circa Arms outland rifle, and it's called an
Speaker 4: outland rifle. I imagine it's either a bolt action springfield
Speaker 4: or it's like a lever action where you're just like.
Speaker 2: I was trying to make a joke, like it's an
Speaker 2: actual slug, just like just slip slingshot with the slug.
Speaker 4: Like a fucking hobbit Hobbits slingers. Dude, those are the
Speaker 4: real slug throats there.
Speaker 2: Man, I'd be pissed if a slug just splat it
Speaker 2: on my face. Yeah, slugs are not just centainly. Touch
Speaker 2: a fucking slug, It'll ruin your whole fucking week.
Speaker 4: So at eighteen years old, he was a sniper and
Speaker 4: had accumulated forty kills in combat. He hated the Republic
Speaker 4: and the Jedi for not helping. He wanted vengeance for
Speaker 4: his people suffering because it was just NonStop suffering, NonStop war,
Speaker 4: famine everywhere, sickness. He also knew that he could not
Speaker 4: match a Jedi in handhand combat if he were to
Speaker 4: ever have to fight one. So he's like, I know
Speaker 4: this shit. So he rose and rank quickly and became
Speaker 4: a feared warrior and warlord. He learned strategy, tactics, brutality,
Speaker 4: especially brutality. He loved being super brutal, breaking motherfucker's kneecaps,
Speaker 4: stabbing him through the fucking dick, like oh gee, yeah,
Speaker 4: just to hear him scream. Man. He loved it. Loved
Speaker 4: getting covered in blood. He'd smeared on his mask and
Speaker 4: shit like yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 3: Fuck, like on his warlord mass there it's got like
Speaker 3: the red stripes and stuff.
Speaker 4: Get into that. It's coming up. Yeah, it's like part
Speaker 4: of their ceremonial ritual before battle. They all do that. Uh.
Speaker 4: He learned how to lead, inspire, and instruct others on
Speaker 4: the battlefield. He donned his signature masks, which are this
Speaker 4: one and the one the unpainted one here Stu has.
Speaker 4: That's the one he donned most. He had three masks,
Speaker 4: actually three battle masks. Uh. One was carved from bones
Speaker 4: of a mumu and we'll kind of get into what
Speaker 4: m you m you u.
Speaker 2: Dude, assuming it's cow like but maybe not.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Good call.
Speaker 2: One was carved from I mean mumo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's what we call this cow thing a moon
Speaker 4: move dude. One was carved from urkash and this is
Speaker 4: the most common one for Shilal Before going into battle.
Speaker 4: He painted it with Carrabac blood. So these are three
Speaker 4: beasts at the Caliche hunt. That's why they're warriors. They
Speaker 4: hunt these like predatory beasts. But yeah, they're warriors. Traditionally,
Speaker 4: all Khaliche do this with the mask. It's not just
Speaker 4: specific to Grievous. They all do this battle. They're all different.
Speaker 4: They paint, you know, obviously different sigils. So the sigil
Speaker 4: might be unique to him, but the Keraback blood, every
Speaker 4: one of them does it.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 4: The Kaliche also hunt mumu urkush and Kerabak. Mumu are
Speaker 4: large predatory beasts. They're tusked quadrupeds with two hearts and
Speaker 4: thick hides, so they're basically like bull like predatory bulls,
Speaker 4: which is weird to imagine. And then you have the
Speaker 4: Urkash are large quadruped retilian predators, so kind of like
Speaker 4: komodo dragons essentially, and kearrabak are large predatory bone lizards
Speaker 4: dinosaurs essentially, so you had dinos bro Chi. Lal valued
Speaker 4: bravery and glory in battle, glory above all else. He
Speaker 4: wanted to see the fucking enemy smashed him standing on
Speaker 4: top of the trophies. Yeah, but the people he gathered
Speaker 4: weapons as trophies. That's when that habit started. She loud
Speaker 4: demonstrated his abilities over and over again and earned a
Speaker 4: reputation as an honorable and fierce warrior. The war lord.
Speaker 2: It's gone now warrior war lord.
Speaker 4: I wanted to say both at the same warrior Lord.
Speaker 4: There you go. He adopted the moniker grievous at this point,
Speaker 4: grievous battle alongside the Khalish elite warriors. That is Vashra.
Speaker 4: I think I z v O s h r A
Speaker 4: is Vashra. So that's what the Magna guards are modeled after.
Speaker 4: These are his elite vanguard, and he kept on by
Speaker 4: his side, and I think he had like hundreds of them,
Speaker 4: you know, like in reserves. And he then turned to
Speaker 4: the stars. So he was like enough of this, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go like see what's out there and fuck some
Speaker 4: mother shit up, dude, And he fucks some people's days up.
Speaker 4: So this is beyond Khali. Again, it's grievous. I have nations,
Speaker 4: I have slain kings, I have murdered legends. Grievous then
Speaker 4: goes on to topple nations, slay kings and murder legends.
Speaker 4: One was a Wookie warrior and another was a skrilling
Speaker 4: that he decapitated and brought his head back to Khalid.
Speaker 4: What is a scrilling? It doesn't matter, just an alien.
Speaker 4: I think he's just got a furry head with like
Speaker 4: gray shit on his face. I don't fucking know, dude,
Speaker 4: he's all like squinched up, get like fucking duck lips.
Speaker 4: He's got like a big head, duck lips, kind of
Speaker 4: smashed face like a pug face A little bit sounds weird. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: But he was known for being good warriors.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I think he was that specific
Speaker 4: one was. I think he was like some pirate or
Speaker 4: bounty hunters. It's not really important to the story, but
Speaker 4: he was pretty noteworthy. Head Grievous then went to war
Speaker 4: against the Yamor and began a massive offensive, so he
Speaker 4: turned his eyes back to the Yamory. His reputation drew
Speaker 4: the attention of Darth Tyrannus and Darth Sidius at this point,
Speaker 4: so we're coming up on the timeline. They saw his
Speaker 4: potential as he waged his brutal campaign. They were interested
Speaker 4: most in his strength, power, and his will to succeed,
Speaker 4: and he usually did succeed. He was pretty smart on
Speaker 4: the battlefield, pretty good tactician. Grievous is that's hard to say.
Speaker 4: Grievous is grievous. Hatred for the Jedi and the Republic
Speaker 4: made him exploitable to the Scith and the Caliche eventually
Speaker 4: drove they Amory offworld. Grievous launched an offensive on Huck
Speaker 4: on their fucking planet and their other conquered worlds, so
Speaker 4: like wherever they were, He's like, I'm gonna fucking kill
Speaker 4: You'll hunt you to the ends of the galaxy. Uh,
Speaker 4: this is a total flip of the script here, bro.
Speaker 4: So the Yamory went to the Republic for help, and
Speaker 4: the Republic responded. They helped the Yamory.
Speaker 3: Bro comes up. Hey, I'm good new right.
Speaker 4: Wait, we were're conquering people this whole time.
Speaker 3: It's slaving planets were cool.
Speaker 4: They're fucking us up. This is crazy out of nowhere, okay,
Speaker 4: Randy Orton. So the Republican Jedi intervene and place fines
Speaker 4: and bargos and heavy heavy penalties on Khali that resulted
Speaker 4: in many Caliche deaths from starvation and famine. Yeah, grievous
Speaker 4: hatred deepened, and he developed a personal vendetta against the Jedi.
Speaker 4: Now he's like, fuck these guys.
Speaker 2: Now, I thought he was gonna start to like him,
Speaker 2: Like wow, these guys are.
Speaker 4: Really starting to come around on this guy.
Speaker 2: And you know, when I was trying to lose some weight.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I really appreciate you stepping in here, Jedi, just.
Speaker 2: Taking all our foot planets food.
Speaker 4: So count Dooku then recruits him. Grievous joined the Intergalactic
Speaker 4: Banking Clan as an enforcer. So those I don't know
Speaker 4: what the fuck you'd call those, those big head motherfuckers
Speaker 4: like weird looking dudes, the ones with the this tube
Speaker 4: necks or whatever. Yeah, like what plagis is Plagas is one?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, right right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking of the Techno Union guy. That's
Speaker 3: why I was thinking.
Speaker 4: No, not that guy, No, no, no, the same race
Speaker 4: as Plagis. Those motherfuckers. That's why the Tech Banking Clan.
Speaker 4: He was like influencing them and ship and got them
Speaker 4: seats on a Senate and ship. Like what a bank
Speaker 4: a Senate seat? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think of what alien you're talking about.
Speaker 2: But also whatever, what was their name?
Speaker 4: I don't know what the name of that species is,
Speaker 4: but yeah, they're one of the separatist leaders, basically the
Speaker 4: banking clan one. His request for his is Vashra bodyguards
Speaker 4: to accompany him was denied the like nah, none of
Speaker 4: your fucking, dirty, fucking reptile people like just you. He
Speaker 4: was made leader of the IGBC Droid Army, which he
Speaker 4: kind of hated at first. He's like, fuck this, dude,
Speaker 4: these guys suck. I want my boys. I need my boys.
Speaker 4: We were confering the stars and shit fucking killing legends.
Speaker 4: He wanted better droids to command so Dooku actually did
Speaker 4: commission them, and that's when the IG one hundred Magna
Speaker 4: Guards were crafted to Grievous's specifications. And I did not
Speaker 4: know that those were IG units. Yeah, it makes total
Speaker 4: sense now that they're IG units.
Speaker 2: Magna guards are IG units.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I G one hundreds.
Speaker 2: Apparently Plagus is a mune.
Speaker 4: Y u u n yep, that's the munees mu muse
Speaker 4: mumus and munees and oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's kind a big old oval fucking head.
Speaker 4: What a yeah, massive forehead, dude I.
Speaker 2: Called a five head.
Speaker 4: Got them?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wow, man, the jokes, the jokes just keep going. The
Speaker 4: jokes are on point.
Speaker 2: Move past.
Speaker 4: So the droids were implanted with combat techniques already, but
Speaker 4: Grievous had them wiped because he wanted to train them himself,
Speaker 4: and they're like, fuck that, I will do it. He
Speaker 4: gave them cloaks to appear like his traditional bodyguards. He's like, no,
Speaker 4: these are my boys. Nice, thank you. I appreciate that
Speaker 4: you denied my real boys. Now you have fake boys
Speaker 4: who look like my real boys. Nice. I do love
Speaker 4: the ninety guards. They're fucking sweet. They're so good. So
Speaker 4: we'll get into the cyborg so ev A four D.
Speaker 4: He is his like medical droid that's in his layer.
Speaker 4: Eventually when he gets his layer. Sometimes I wonder why
Speaker 4: you submitted to the changes, Grievas says, I submit to
Speaker 4: no one. I chose them. And then that's the end
Speaker 4: of the quote. There it gives I feel like that's
Speaker 4: the change we were talking about a little bit, and
Speaker 4: we'll get into it. It's changed but the same.
Speaker 2: In a way, same same but different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'll tell you my opinion. I guess we'll
Speaker 4: get Stu's opinion because Stu's big Grievous fan. What maybe
Speaker 4: the biggest Grieves fan in this room, because I like Grievous, but.
Speaker 3: Fifty pound fucking bust of his head, my own collection
Speaker 3: of lightsabers, his pre masks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my collection. He's just collecting trophies. Yes. So the
Speaker 4: Syth offered Grievous a chance to kill the Jedi, and
Speaker 4: he took it. That's all I said. They're like, we
Speaker 4: can give you a shot at killing some Jedi. You
Speaker 4: want it. He's like, oh yeah, boy do I I've
Speaker 4: been waiting for this day. The Sith wanted to test
Speaker 4: technology enhance technologically enhanced beings, and Grievous agreed to those tests.
Speaker 4: He's like, will it make me a better warrior? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So he's like, all right, let's do it. So over
Speaker 4: time he gained enhancements, which eventually led to him sacrificing
Speaker 4: a lot of his body, not to the extent of
Speaker 4: grievous final form, but like picture like legs, maybe some feet,
Speaker 4: maybe some hand here and there, to make you just
Speaker 4: like because he knows already that's why I specified earlier
Speaker 4: that he can't beat a Jedi hand to hand. He
Speaker 4: needs these enhancements. That's what his motive is for that,
Speaker 4: because he knows that he doesn't stand a chance unless
Speaker 4: he upgrades. So he notices that the upgrades do work,
Speaker 4: and it makes him a fiercer warrior each enhancement that
Speaker 4: he kisss. So this is where he kind of like starts,
Speaker 4: I don't know, breaking down mentally, or he just gets
Speaker 4: like obsessed with bettering his form. So he just keeps
Speaker 4: getting more and more obsessed and angry at his weakness,
Speaker 4: at his prior body's weakness, because when he gets the implants,
Speaker 4: he's like, dude, this is so much better. I was
Speaker 4: a weak pussy boy before. Now I'm a muscle boy.
Speaker 4: I need more of this shit. He's like on roids basically,
Speaker 4: but like mechanical roids, you.
Speaker 2: Know, technoorids actually, so that sounds like a robotic hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, that's the worst.
Speaker 3: Kind of a little droid in there.
Speaker 4: The commercial You have hemorrhoids, get techno roids, and it's
Speaker 4: just like, my butts feel felt good ever since I
Speaker 4: did techno techno buttle. Those little robots went in and
Speaker 4: got rid of my techno roid. So he celebrates each
Speaker 4: of his enhancements. That's what it all culminates, and he's like,
Speaker 4: fuck yeah, these are sweet. His speed, skill and strength
Speaker 4: could eventually rival a Jedi, so he kind of like
Speaker 4: toned it down.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 4: He's like, all right, I'm good to go. Grievous returned
Speaker 4: home to Khali and he wished to resume the war
Speaker 4: against the Yamory. This is when Count Douku and San
Speaker 4: Hill of the banking clan the fucking Mune, come together
Speaker 4: and plant a bomb on Grievous's shuttle. He's shuttle crashed
Speaker 4: and he was tossed from the ship. Totally fucked up. Dude.
Speaker 4: What little was left of his body was recovered by
Speaker 4: Douku and he was fully transformed into a cyborg. After that,
Speaker 4: Grievous woke up in a back to tank and surgical
Speaker 4: droids had gutted him entirely. He's just a spine, basically,
Speaker 4: a spine, a skull, eyeballs.
Speaker 2: It's like RoboCop.
Speaker 4: It's gross man. So then that's when Duku planted in
Speaker 4: his brain. That it's I mean, he didn't implanted in
Speaker 4: his brain, but like, I mean, he spoke it to him.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, that was a fucking Jedi that blew
Speaker 4: up your ship. They hate you.
Speaker 2: You know how much Jedis used bombs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, right, And Grievous was like, all right,
Speaker 4: Like he doesn't need much convincing at this point. I
Speaker 4: don't even know why that's part of the story, but
Speaker 4: it was the Jedi. It was mostly just a cover
Speaker 4: up so that Grievous never looked into it and actually
Speaker 4: found out that it was Douku that would kind of
Speaker 4: destroy everything that they were planning. So then Grievous agreed
Speaker 4: to life saving surgery in order to return to military
Speaker 4: service because he was pumped. He wanted to get back
Speaker 4: at separatists, cybernetics experts, and genosian biotechs. Click clacks actually
Speaker 4: are scientists, bro Oh damn.
Speaker 3: That's doctor click clack.
Speaker 4: Hey doc. They reconstructed Grievous with the aid of medical
Speaker 4: droids under the supervision of Douku and Sidius. His brain
Speaker 4: was implanted with heuristic combat programming, the same that was
Speaker 4: in his IG units, aggression mods, and some of his
Speaker 4: past memories were altered or wiped clean, which sucks. He
Speaker 4: was also given coordination mods to make it easier to
Speaker 4: adjust to his new form, and circuits were grafted to
Speaker 4: his head and wires controlled the limbs. Because he still
Speaker 4: had his brain and his skull, implants made his vision
Speaker 4: better and he had enough skill to use it to
Speaker 4: use and control his original reptilian eyes, so he guelt
Speaker 4: like ooo. His eyes he still had them, even though
Speaker 4: they were smoked out. Implants were put in his lungs.
Speaker 4: He could also survive the vacuum of space due to
Speaker 4: all the implants. All it was pretty much all it
Speaker 4: was left of them.
Speaker 2: What if you're out in the vacuum of space, isn't
Speaker 2: it I mean, it's still flesh there's nothing covering his eyes.
Speaker 2: You think that would still get a little bit fucked up.
Speaker 2: You'd think, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know how that works. It's just Star Wars tag man.
Speaker 4: Like there's something like the implants are like pumping him,
Speaker 4: juicing him up, so he's like Wolverine healing factor or
Speaker 4: something I don't fucking know, dude, like make him explode faster.
Speaker 3: It's like little defrosters built into his eyes, so they
Speaker 3: start to freeze over. They're just going to isn't the.
Speaker 2: Fact like there's nothing there, so all the gases in
Speaker 2: your body expand. So when that's because I've also just
Speaker 2: like just pop right up.
Speaker 4: I think it's also part of this part too. So
Speaker 4: all it was left of him was Headlong's spinal column
Speaker 4: liver and his digestive liver and his digestive system. Dude,
Speaker 4: he could ship unlike mal he could ship.
Speaker 2: Dude. It's a little robot. Just a little turd comes
Speaker 2: out of a robot.
Speaker 4: He doesn't need to. He's already intravenously like fat in
Speaker 4: I mean, so he can't eat.
Speaker 3: He's got no mouthplate.
Speaker 4: It's just like he has no mouth basically, like it's
Speaker 4: its eyes and like a skull like part of a
Speaker 4: skull cap like it, man, everything else is like housing
Speaker 4: and like dude, this one, where are you? Guys are
Speaker 4: gonna love it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: It's great. So he was surrounded by a shell of
Speaker 4: duranium alloy that formed his body, and it was made
Speaker 4: to look like bone on purpose. His vital organs were
Speaker 4: contained in a pressurized synth skin sack. Nice gut sack, dude,
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, a fucking synth skin gut sack, and is
Speaker 4: protected by armored ribs and plates. He had two LX
Speaker 4: forty four robotic legs, magnetized four talent feet, electro driven
Speaker 4: arms that could split and make them into four, and
Speaker 4: he basically had fucking windmill hands if you could rotate
Speaker 4: full three sixty, had opposable thumbs, and shit brow deadly is.
Speaker 2: Five opposable thumbs.
Speaker 4: Look at this he had you have.
Speaker 3: You just when he broke off, you'd have two fingers
Speaker 3: in the thumb on each one.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying he ain't cool.
Speaker 4: He's very cool, dude. I disagree. That's the hardest disagree
Speaker 4: I've ever seen, easiest disagree. Fuck you, He's cool as shit.
Speaker 4: Parts of his skull and brain and eyes were housed
Speaker 4: behind a duras steel headpiece that was designed to look
Speaker 4: like the Rkish mask. The top could be lifted off
Speaker 4: for easy maintenance and upgrades, and he had two antennas
Speaker 4: that came out right there to receive audio, so those
Speaker 4: were his ears. Millions of electrodes ran to his brain
Speaker 4: and spinal cord to control everything. His response time was
Speaker 4: great due to crystal circuitry. The tech wasn't perfect, and
Speaker 4: his lungs and heart were irritated by the implants and
Speaker 4: it caused him to have a cough and eventually trouble breathing.
Speaker 4: So the fucking synth skin sack, gut sack fucking hurts him.
Speaker 2: He's like a a so overtised on palpatating.
Speaker 4: He probably did it on purpose, Like maybe, I don't know,
Speaker 4: was probably the best they could do. I mean, he's lucky,
Speaker 4: he could. They could do anything.
Speaker 3: Fuck give him a faulty sack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like maybe he was given a real itchy
Speaker 4: sick So he was good for a while, but then
Speaker 4: he started developing that cough and by the third movie
Speaker 4: when we see him, he's like full on, like, oh
Speaker 4: the fuck this hurts. Goddamn, he needs like new implants
Speaker 4: kind of or new lungs cut him off. He can
Speaker 4: survive in space and underwater, and his immune to toxins,
Speaker 4: So you can't poison this motherfucker either. There's nothing to poison.
Speaker 4: Poison has no bloodstream. He had nothing, dude.
Speaker 2: If you jam a poison into his eyeball.
Speaker 4: May be more like electricity would fuck him up. Dude,
Speaker 4: he's getting zapped a lot, like he's just all those
Speaker 4: crystal circuits. That would be bad for him. So Sidius
Speaker 4: has that probably planned into it where he's like, I
Speaker 4: could fuck you up with my lightning, just like Vader.
Speaker 4: You know I built the soup. I can fuck you
Speaker 4: up with my lightning really easy. Dude, you're fucked. You
Speaker 4: need that to survive. Shut that thing down. You're done.
Speaker 4: I use the force and push a button and you're fucked.
Speaker 2: I can't breathe, and it's weird. Hope Vader just has
Speaker 2: that whole panel of buttons on the front. What if
Speaker 2: someone comes up, it's just.
Speaker 4: Like it's like Obi wan, he just bashes him with it.
Speaker 5: He's like, you're just sitting there taking him.
Speaker 2: He isn't nothing even light up and everything. It's not
Speaker 2: remotely hidden it's like, hey, look at this giant weeks.
Speaker 4: Just put it on your back. But I guess it's sound.
Speaker 4: Can like monitor it like otherwise he can't reach it.
Speaker 4: He might need certain things like oh I need to eat,
Speaker 4: here's the force. I guess that's true. That's facts. It's
Speaker 4: just facts. Yeah, you can't argue with that one. Why
Speaker 4: can't they push a button? They can fucking open doors,
Speaker 4: and like, why can't you just go like the red
Speaker 4: button on my back?
Speaker 2: Why doesn't even have to be read? Why do they
Speaker 2: light up? Is like, I mean, I guess he's one
Speaker 2: of the best warrior in the game.
Speaker 4: Does shut him down when he needs a sneak though?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he does do that all right.
Speaker 4: So maybe it's just.
Speaker 2: This retraumatic effect. I turned the breathing back on now.
Speaker 3: Just tiptoeing down the hallways.
Speaker 2: It's Vader's voice did so.
Speaker 4: Grievous claimed his old form was weak flesh. Grievous kept
Speaker 4: several reminders of his past life. One was in his
Speaker 4: layer where he had like statues of his progression from
Speaker 4: Khali Kaliche warrior to the cyborg. So it's like that state.
Speaker 4: It was kind of COOLi seed in one of the
Speaker 4: episodes of of Clone Wars. There when I think Kid
Speaker 4: Fisto is like in the fortress in his pedal old
Speaker 4: pedaalan uh let me see. Yeah, he wore a Kaliche
Speaker 4: cloak and his Kaliche mask, which it was designed to
Speaker 4: look exactly like it but a little modified. Obviously. His
Speaker 4: fortress on VESSEK three had all the staff Choo was
Speaker 4: depicting the transformation progression into a cyborg, and it was
Speaker 4: like his stronghold, hidden stronghold kind of like a Frankenstein
Speaker 4: fucking place where he had like a conveyor belt of
Speaker 4: different bodies that he like, replacement bodies in case he
Speaker 4: got fucked up, he could come in and just like
Speaker 4: and he does use it like crazy, like arm gets
Speaker 4: fucked up, he just goes back and has that droid
Speaker 4: eedy A four or whatever put on his arm and
Speaker 4: back to action. Layer layer would be sweet man. Why
Speaker 4: do we call him houses? Give me a layer because
Speaker 4: basement is my layer.
Speaker 2: I feel like layers kind of need like storms around
Speaker 2: them all the time and like bats. Lava, Yeah, lava
Speaker 2: is a good hold.
Speaker 4: Some kind of dripping gun.
Speaker 2: They are very dripping.
Speaker 4: Maybe a trap or two, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: Of course you need traps, those pressure pressure plates.
Speaker 3: Those Skyrim thieves start coming in, they'll just get.
Speaker 4: Whacked by it.
Speaker 2: Damn voice, half an hour. Should we take a break.
Speaker 4: I'm right there. His voice was unchanged, so he kept
Speaker 4: his original voice. He often bragged about his transformation, but
Speaker 4: he also despised his mechanical military. So that's where we're ended,
Speaker 4: and we'll get into the training after this respite.
Speaker 2: All right, sorry for jumping the gun, and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're leaving the fan on. You don't like it, get fucked.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking heat wave and it is hot in
Speaker 4: this motherfuckerking in this room is just.
Speaker 2: Like nah, it's almost like small room has three dudes lights,
Speaker 2: we're just computers.
Speaker 4: Heat is just coming. I can feel the heat coming
Speaker 4: off of me. So yeah, three grown men just it's
Speaker 4: just a fucking sun in this motherfucker.
Speaker 2: When I'm drinking it, my body just radiates fucking heat.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I need too.
Speaker 3: This lag we got two separate as, got computer which
Speaker 3: is gonna explode at any second.
Speaker 4: So where it's just the heat here. This is damn good.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, I ain't getting another one.
Speaker 4: Nah, God, that's good definitely buying me a case of that.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. All right. So he covered his early life
Speaker 4: and all that transformation. Now we're getting into his training.
Speaker 4: Although it was his wish to become a cyborg, he
Speaker 4: also resented the fact that he resembled the droids that
Speaker 4: surrounded him, so he's kind of in a tough spot.
Speaker 4: When he was resurrected, he slaughtered all the droids in
Speaker 4: the room, so when he first got his by, he's
Speaker 4: like bah. He accepted the position of Supreme Leader of
Speaker 4: the Separatist's Army to get revenge on the Jedi. That
Speaker 4: was his sole mission. He spent many hours watching Jedi
Speaker 4: fight on Hollovid's and reading training manuals. Count Dooku selected
Speaker 4: him for lightsaber training and personally trained him. Grievous mastered
Speaker 4: multiple forms and derived his own fighting style, which helped
Speaker 4: him against the Jedi because they've never seen it.
Speaker 2: The quad went mill.
Speaker 4: He had, dude, just all of his Dude, he's jumping
Speaker 4: on ceilings and she coming at you from different an
Speaker 4: his feet, his foot can hold the lights in. There's
Speaker 4: just like one foot in your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: You're like, what the fuck is going I does a
Speaker 4: backflip and then just what is going on? Oh my god,
Speaker 4: he's just chucking clones at you and shit like, oh fuck,
Speaker 4: this guy gives no fucks. Like Dooku has some like
Speaker 4: decorum when he's fighting Jedi, right, he respects the one
Speaker 4: v one but like, dude, he's gonna pull a blast
Speaker 4: round shoot you in the ass, you know, the duel Dude,
Speaker 4: he's gonna have his druids fire on him, like oh shit,
Speaker 4: like he does not care. He just wants to fucking
Speaker 4: kill and he and fair enough, like what it's a
Speaker 4: good strategy, dude, don't don't play by their rules. Fuck them, dude.
Speaker 4: He has to use all of that to his advantage
Speaker 4: because he's fighting.
Speaker 2: Jedi dude one obi Wan episode three.
Speaker 4: He respects it to a point, but when he got
Speaker 4: when he starts losing, dude, he's just like fucking kill him. Ah.
Speaker 4: He send his boys to go get him, but it's
Speaker 4: just like the bat get him. He does like it
Speaker 4: because he wants to personally kill these people, but if
Speaker 4: he can't, he'll just have somebody else do it, and
Speaker 4: then he'll like go up and like cut his head
Speaker 4: off and be like take his lights there it was
Speaker 4: mind bitch. Yeah, he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you'll mention the two D cloning
Speaker 3: worst thing much in it, but probably not.
Speaker 4: This is all canon, that is legends, dam I like
Speaker 4: you can mention it here.
Speaker 3: I like when Duke who was training him in that
Speaker 3: and they talk about that, He's like, use whatever you
Speaker 3: can to fuck these dudes, Like make sure when you're
Speaker 3: approaching these Jedi they're afraid of you.
Speaker 4: He's like, they're not afraid.
Speaker 3: Might want to back up and try to re examine
Speaker 3: the battlefield or whatever and cruise all right, And then
Speaker 3: like the next time you see him, he's patrolling outside,
Speaker 3: just scaring.
Speaker 4: Him, shaggy shaggy, he runs out and just get stumped.
Speaker 2: Just get fucking noise when they're running fucking scuga doo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's why I was saying, like some of
Speaker 4: it they did bring it to canon, like this part,
Speaker 4: like you said, it reminds you of that, and I
Speaker 4: think that's what it was, like a tribute. They're like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: we might as well to operate this. Why wouldn't we?
Speaker 4: So some of it is still there, it's just not
Speaker 4: like the way that it happened in that show that's
Speaker 4: more of like tales, like maybe some maybe that kid
Speaker 4: on the hill watching Mace, he was telling that. He's like,
Speaker 4: this Jedi killed the whole Droid army by himself, you know,
Speaker 4: telling his villagers. That's how I look at that show.
Speaker 4: So maybe it's canon. You know, it's just some retellings,
Speaker 4: you know, some third person. Some dude on Kuris. I
Speaker 4: was like, yo, that's grievous. Run in through the streets.
Speaker 4: Told somebody about this clone who had like the what
Speaker 4: was that fucking guy's name? He had the red stripe
Speaker 4: and he's just like chucking the gun at the motherfucker
Speaker 4: kicking dude, Like, oh shit, are the troopers that bust
Speaker 4: in and save the Jedi? They come in on that uh,
Speaker 4: the painted the painted lad with the dual guns. That
Speaker 4: was like the dude comes out with that big fucking turch,
Speaker 4: like the quad turret they're shooting. Grievous. I think those
Speaker 4: are ar troopers in the two D Clone.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that in a very long Dude.
Speaker 4: That Clone trooper unit is so fucking sick. That whole
Speaker 4: episode Man against Dirge, Like when they're infiltrating the city,
Speaker 4: there's like hold up, real quiet.
Speaker 3: There's just there's like almost no speaking, and the entire
Speaker 3: thing it's all just hand signals and ship it is.
Speaker 2: It's great fucking game. God damn Republic Commando. It is.
Speaker 4: It is exactly like that game.
Speaker 2: Remake that fucking for whoever, somebody.
Speaker 4: We need that. Uh so where were we? Let me see?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah. He passed his knowledge onto his magnet guards
Speaker 4: and used them as sparring partners very often. Grievous was
Speaker 4: gifted a medical droid for repairs and upgrades named e
Speaker 4: v A four D. He always Douku, always pumped up.
Speaker 4: Grievous inflated his ego on purpose, like you're the fucking
Speaker 4: best dude. You're gonna kill the Jedi guaranteed.
Speaker 2: And he's just like you could probably kill me.
Speaker 4: Yeah. A pet rogwart named Gore served as his guard
Speaker 4: dog at his fortress, and Grievous cared for him deeply.
Speaker 4: A rog wart is just a fucking monstrosity, dude. It's
Speaker 4: like a rankcres on steroids. But like you could look
Speaker 4: it up. It's a weird looking thing. It's hard to describe.
Speaker 4: It's like a lizard creature. It's got like a big tail,
Speaker 4: a club tail, big fucking mouth. It looks familiar in
Speaker 4: a Star Wars universe, but I don't I can't place it.
Speaker 4: But he gave it upgrades and like a big helmet
Speaker 4: and shit and like jacked it up with.
Speaker 3: Them fucking looks like a Rancorps xenomorph thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesus Christ, that's with its implants and stuff. So
Speaker 4: I don't think it looks like that naturally, because he
Speaker 4: has like a bunch of implants to give him weapons
Speaker 4: so he can.
Speaker 3: Fucking maybe that's its natural form, almost like a death claw.
Speaker 4: Yep. So yeah, he used that as guard dog at
Speaker 4: his fortress. Grievous head Evy upgrade himself and gore. So
Speaker 4: now we're gonna get into the Clone Wars, and this
Speaker 4: is where the majority of the Lord is going to
Speaker 4: because there's a lot of stuff that, like if you
Speaker 4: haven't watched the Clone Wars happens, and there's also like
Speaker 4: comics that happened that ran alongside some of the Clone
Speaker 4: Wars arcs and stuff, which one of them you're really
Speaker 4: gonna likes to. But we'll get there. So it started
Speaker 4: at the Battle Genosis. Obviously, Grievous was at the battle,
Speaker 4: and he protected the council, the Separatist council. In the catacombs,
Speaker 4: he dueled several Jedi and left none of them alive.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's where he got his initial collection from.
Speaker 4: He kept the counsul and himself a secret and they
Speaker 4: escaped through the hive tunnels, so nobody knew Grievous even existed.
Speaker 4: Grievous was given the title of General and Supreme Marshal
Speaker 4: Commander of the Separate Destroid Army. What a title, Marshal commander,
Speaker 4: let's go. He dedicated himself to becoming the best soldier.
Speaker 4: He could be the fucking best of the best of
Speaker 4: the best, sir, should I brings? I was looking for
Speaker 4: an agreement like yep, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: A text popped up distracted me for a second.
Speaker 4: So during the early weeks of the war, he had
Speaker 4: a duel with key out He Munday and left him
Speaker 4: with scars across his face. So I think that's like
Speaker 4: the nod to thatonosis there, Yeah, where they surrounded him,
Speaker 4: which was one of the best Grievous scenes. Ever, I
Speaker 4: refuse to believe that's not cannon. That had to have
Speaker 4: happened because It's fits perfectly in the Grievous Lord. There's
Speaker 4: no reason that shouldn't exist. He was on Gionosis, kept
Speaker 4: himself a secret, and they didn't know who they were
Speaker 4: fighting in the show, ye, and that's when he gets
Speaker 4: like revealed. That would be a cool That.
Speaker 3: Was such a cool scen In the right, there's this
Speaker 3: new general.
Speaker 4: He's fucking everybody.
Speaker 3: He just like stops the army.
Speaker 4: He's like Jedi, he's not gonna give you a warrior's death.
Speaker 3: And then like you just hear his own footsteps walking
Speaker 3: the right.
Speaker 4: He's fucking coming alone.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, Oh that's some shaggy runs out get stopped.
Speaker 4: His shirt's ripped, fucking ripped in half. There's like, yeah
Speaker 4: that guy, there's like two others that are there. Isn't
Speaker 4: shocked tea there? Yeah, yeah, shocked t lasts the longest
Speaker 4: I think Yadi Monday gets fucked up. He comes back
Speaker 4: in and he's like fighting. Then the Clones come in
Speaker 4: and save them. But yeah, that was very cool. Yep,
Speaker 4: so I refuse to believe that's not canon. Let's see.
Speaker 4: The war expanded very fast as Grievous proved that he
Speaker 4: was unmatched by the Republic command. As he piled up victories.
Speaker 4: The Jedi not good at leading a war, go figure peacekeepers, huh,
Speaker 4: suck a dick. He used fear and brutal tactics, which
Speaker 4: works against the Jedi. The fear. He became Duku's number
Speaker 4: one enforcer and the top battle commander. Very quickly, the
Speaker 4: Republic started to think that they would not win the war,
Speaker 4: and Grievous gained a reputation as a savage and merciless
Speaker 4: brute and was associated with the most extreme forms of
Speaker 4: violence and slaughter. Whoa dude, He did not give a fuck, man,
Speaker 4: he was coming to kill. He continued to engage the
Speaker 4: Grand Army of the Republic and invaded and conquered many worlds.
Speaker 4: He also was very elusive and difficult to track, and
Speaker 4: he was like taking all the hyperspace lanes right away. Man.
Speaker 4: It was crazy how they just like popped out. They're like,
Speaker 4: fuck you, we're taking everything right now. And it was
Speaker 4: mostly outer rim stuff to be fair, so not really
Speaker 4: that hard, but pretty impressive. He was seen as the
Speaker 4: face of the separatist's forces, despite Douku being their official
Speaker 4: like political leader. The Clones nicknamed the Droids klankas and
Speaker 4: nicknamed Grievous head Klanka. The Droid General Grievous was indifferent
Speaker 4: to the Republic and the politics of the war, and
Speaker 4: his sole mission was to eradicate the Jedi. Now we'll
Speaker 4: get into the early war. Grievous led a fleet of
Speaker 4: Providence class dreadnoughts, which are the big dogs. They're very
Speaker 4: very good ships. Man. Well, maybe we'll get into a
Speaker 4: lower episode on those ships, like the Venitors and Dreadnoughts
Speaker 4: and like all the different classes of ships and stuff.
Speaker 4: But that's another time to the planet Stegek to take
Speaker 4: a valuable item for Senator from Senator Yarua. The droids
Speaker 4: captured Yarua, his daughter Viven, Padme, and Obi Wan Kenobi
Speaker 4: restrained and Grievous interrogated Yarua and Padme. Kenobi escaped and
Speaker 4: came up behind Grievous and demanded the senators be released.
Speaker 4: Grievous engaged Kenoby and was eventually forced pushed away. Grievous
Speaker 4: took Viven hostage, but was tackled into space by Yarua
Speaker 4: as she sacked the body. As he sacked the body
Speaker 4: to save his daughter. Fuck but as we know, Grievous
Speaker 4: can survive in space. Kenobi assumed Grievous was just like dumb. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Kenobi assumed at this point Grievous was dead, but Yodas said,
Speaker 4: underestimate him, do not. Grievous met with a droid mercenary
Speaker 4: named a d W four. He contracted the droid to
Speaker 4: lead an army to the planet hiss Rich. They battled
Speaker 4: with Mace Windu and his Jedi squad. Ad told Grievous
Speaker 4: that Mace was killed, but he was lying. Eventually, Ad
Speaker 4: was defeated and hiss Rich fell to the Republic. So
Speaker 4: Mace is a beast, basically is what happened. Grievous struck
Speaker 4: many supply supply chains ammunitions depots early in the war.
Speaker 4: He was he actually was earned an early defeat at
Speaker 4: Outposts seven sixteen. Ventris was sent to recapture the outpost
Speaker 4: and succeeded, so kind of like a knock on Grievous there.
Speaker 4: You know, they're like competing commanders, like you think about
Speaker 4: how it's Sith operate. They're not like they're on the
Speaker 4: same team, but they're like I want to one up you, dude,
Speaker 4: Like I'm better than you. I'm fucking better than you.
Speaker 2: I'm the best.
Speaker 4: I'm the best. No, I'm the fucking best. No, I'm
Speaker 4: the best. And then Cities is like, you're not the best.
Speaker 4: I I am the best. I am the Senate.
Speaker 2: Work circles around you.
Speaker 4: Bring my fucking tools. The battle on the fourth Moon
Speaker 4: of Payen two was the first test of the Magnet Guards.
Speaker 4: Grievous used the TSMEU six wheelie bike for the first time.
Speaker 4: The republic forces, led by Jedi Sunen, were rushed. Annan
Speaker 4: was killed and stabbed in the throat by a Magna
Speaker 4: Guard our son on son on, So, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's like a dread choke on it because they're just
Speaker 3: flat staff.
Speaker 2: So don't they have some kind of little point at
Speaker 2: the end there.
Speaker 3: They're electrocuted, but they're rounded at least I thought they
Speaker 3: were something else.
Speaker 4: They were like pointy.
Speaker 2: I thought they were pointing too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought they were a little point all right,
Speaker 4: let's say check it out. The Magna Guards gained the
Speaker 4: same fearsome reputation as their master and were never not
Speaker 4: seen by his side. Grievous launched an invasion of the
Speaker 4: ice planet a Lamas, but was defeated because his tactical
Speaker 4: droid betrayed him and it was considered his first defeat
Speaker 4: amongst the Sith. The Jedi Pablo Jill Pablo had a
Speaker 4: duel with him over Duro, which is the Duros home
Speaker 4: planet in a satellite city. Jill survives but his h
Speaker 4: but his lightsaber was lost to Grievous. It was a
Speaker 4: blue lightsaber. Grievous killed Jedi Master Jamar j m m
Speaker 4: A A R Lamar Lamar Mar Marrison and took his
Speaker 4: green lightsaber.
Speaker 3: So it's I mean, it's like a cone, get flat cone.
Speaker 4: So it is a little pointing, pointy enough to stab
Speaker 4: somebody but not sharp choke on it. So then we
Speaker 4: get to venture to Haven. Grievous received coordinates from the
Speaker 4: bounty hunter tar Kligson. He went to a space sar
Speaker 4: Cligson Tar Kligson God dying bait it Bang I got
Speaker 4: these cordinates. He went to a space station called Haven
Speaker 4: in order to recruit the droids that lived there. Telemac
Speaker 4: was the droid in charge and was offered the protection
Speaker 4: of the separatists but denied it. The droids attacked Grievous
Speaker 4: and destroyed his droids and one of his Magna guards,
Speaker 4: but Grievous destroyed most of Telemac's droids. He didn't want
Speaker 4: to waste more time. Grieves dipped. Fuck this place, you
Speaker 4: guys sucked.
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 4: You guys bore me. So then we get to a
Speaker 4: skirmish on Caliban. Grievous invaded the moon of Caliban and
Speaker 4: destroyed a lunar bridge. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: I think it's just a bridge on the planet. It's
Speaker 4: not like interplanetary.
Speaker 2: I don't know they got two moons bridge.
Speaker 4: I'm not quite sure what that is. So no, I
Speaker 4: mean we're glossing over some of this stuff. If we
Speaker 4: got into too much detail, this episode will be fucking
Speaker 4: five hours long, brother, so deal with it. I guess
Speaker 4: fuck you if you know email us. I guess if
Speaker 4: you know rather right, fuck you or email us one
Speaker 4: or two? Pick both? Do both fuck you and email us. Uh.
Speaker 4: He captured Obi Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody and their
Speaker 4: clones and ordered them to rebuild the bridge. So they did.
Speaker 4: They rebuilt the bridge, but Grievous was ambushed by the
Speaker 4: locals and they stole Kenobe's lightsaber from him ship. That
Speaker 4: was a treasure right there. Quite yet, they don't have
Speaker 4: that rivalry yet. This is only I think the second
Speaker 4: time they've met. Uh So, Canoby engaged Grievous and was
Speaker 4: overpowered by Grievous, but he used the force to cause
Speaker 4: an avalanche that buried Grievous and Adroid Army. Fuck Kenoby
Speaker 4: and the clones escaped on an L A A T
Speaker 4: and destroyed the bridge before leaving the system. Grievs is
Speaker 4: just like Kenoby.
Speaker 2: You people are just screaming Kenobi at the sky and
Speaker 2: the star Wars.
Speaker 4: Oh many, dude. Vader Grievous mall insidious for sure, He's like,
Speaker 4: fuck you do this guy. Can't kill this guy, He's unkillable.
Speaker 2: John Wick, It's the John Wick of Jedi.
Speaker 4: So now we get to the attack on Stellar Rise.
Speaker 4: Grievous infiltrated the Acquintin arquin I don't know, Arquatin's class
Speaker 4: cruiser Stellar Rise, with the intent of stealing high Republic
Speaker 4: era artifacts. He brought along four Magna guards. They snuck
Speaker 4: on board, uh by using crates and dispatch the crew
Speaker 4: just thinking of Grievous and a fucking.
Speaker 2: Just like just folded himself in there like a fucking well.
Speaker 4: Spuck damn bush? What is that box? Laughing?
Speaker 2: Sky Rim must have been the wind must have been.
Speaker 4: So the captain was spared and interrogated. But then Jedi
Speaker 4: Knight a knop ree d showed up. She fought the
Speaker 4: Magna Guards and Grievous and fled the bridge. I must
Speaker 4: have had a misspelling here. The Jedi re emerged and
Speaker 4: engaged with I'm sorry, Grievous re emerged and engaged with
Speaker 4: the Clone troopers at her back. So Grievous comes in
Speaker 4: starts sucking up clones. Sorry about that. That's my train
Speaker 4: of thought there with this horrid misspelling here, what I
Speaker 4: was trying to say with this outline, I've done it
Speaker 4: plenty of So She's eventually separated Grievous from his Magna
Speaker 4: guards because the Clones were kind of like intermixing there,
Speaker 4: and it was like a little battle in the hallways there.
Speaker 4: Red tricked him into a boarding an escape pod and
Speaker 4: he was discharged as the ship went to h charges.
Speaker 4: Just it just doesn't shut die. It's just the zoom
Speaker 4: in of like the window and then it like him
Speaker 4: spinning out a frame.
Speaker 2: Why is there always a window on the back of
Speaker 2: escape pods.
Speaker 4: You need to see where you're piloting. I guess, I
Speaker 4: mean he could probably just use.
Speaker 3: So you can look at the explosions and ship. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I escaped it.
Speaker 4: Damn, that's true. I don't know. It's lower episode, dude.
Speaker 4: They will get into escape pod windows, escape pods. It'll
Speaker 4: be on one of them escape pods.
Speaker 2: Why they have windows in the back.
Speaker 4: We'll eventually run out of stuff and we'll do escape pods.
Speaker 4: All right, nice, Yeah, that sounds nice. So now we
Speaker 4: get onto the Malevolence and this is Clone Wars show
Speaker 4: badass arc Dude three, episode Arc Sweet. Around the time
Speaker 4: of the Battle of Christophansis, Grievous had spread the Republic thin.
Speaker 4: So that was the Clone Wars movie Christophsis, and it's
Speaker 4: literally just Christophe like christopher Sis, Christophsis. It's insane how
Speaker 4: it's spelled. So the Republic one victories at Christophsis and Dantewein,
Speaker 4: Grievous commanded fleets at Hypori and slaughtered the Clones and
Speaker 4: Jedi station there. He led start. He led starfleet that
Speaker 4: would what he led, He led fleets that would leave
Speaker 4: worlds wrecked and a blaze. What the brain cell just
Speaker 4: left me, dude, it's gone. What He led fleets and
Speaker 4: would leave worlds wrecked in a blaze. He was given
Speaker 4: command of his new flagship, the Subjugator class heavy cruiser Malevolence.
Speaker 4: Massive ship. Dude is huge. It had fucking trams inside
Speaker 4: of it, dude, like rail systems, that's how big. It was.
Speaker 2: Some fucking war hammer shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane. And it had a new experimental weapon,
Speaker 4: the Mega ion cannon, and he could command millions of
Speaker 4: droids from the bridge across the outer rim. He executed
Speaker 4: attacks on Republic fleets that would leave no survivors, so
Speaker 4: he would just ion cannon them. Their their shit would
Speaker 4: be disabled and they'd just be floating there. And then
Speaker 4: he would just be like open fire. And there's so
Speaker 4: many cannons on this fucking ship. It is insane, dude.
Speaker 4: It was just utter destruction and just debrief.
Speaker 2: Youel like like a pirate takes up the main sail
Speaker 2: and hit some of the broadside.
Speaker 4: There you go, and this is yeah, this is one
Speaker 4: of our boys Plo episodes that he was. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: goes in and gets fucked up and he's with like
Speaker 4: the Clones and that's when you get like a good
Speaker 4: moment where he's like, you guys mean something to me.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: The Clones are like nobody's coming to fucking say of ass.
Speaker 4: So yeah they are. Well I'm here, but they're coming
Speaker 4: for me. But they're going for you too. We care,
Speaker 4: I care, I care at least.
Speaker 2: Oh make sure you guys get out too.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a brutal episode too. The Clone or the
Speaker 4: Detroids are coming up to the escape pods and just
Speaker 4: breaking the glass and the Clones are just like into space.
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is a kid's show. There's like and
Speaker 4: then they's like there they go like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: they're just like strangling to death in space. Jesus, they
Speaker 4: just sees Fuck man, it's terrible. So uh yeah, no survivors.
Speaker 4: They don't know what this weapon is. He had a
Speaker 4: victory at the Battle of Fu Phu or is it fun?
Speaker 4: I don't know where.
Speaker 2: He's spelled pho that's right, fuck you got him? Hm,
Speaker 2: fuck you whatever? Country that's from Vietnam.
Speaker 4: Vietnam yep, like win is spelled n g y u
Speaker 4: e na what yeah? What win? Win? Like w i
Speaker 4: n is spelled n g y u n Like Naguion,
Speaker 4: fuck you, but it's win in their length whatever. It
Speaker 4: is a wild one, dude. You see that on a
Speaker 4: piece of paper and you're like, and it's win, it's
Speaker 4: just win.
Speaker 2: And then it's winning. No, it's not. This is America.
Speaker 4: It's win. Get in here. So then yeah, he was
Speaker 4: stationed in the Abergado system with a Republic fleet leg Abergato.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I keep doing something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, win. A Republic fleet led by Master Plokun himself,
Speaker 4: and Plo engaged. Dooku was actually on board. The fleet
Speaker 4: was destroyed, but Plo was rescued by Anakin and Ahsoka.
Speaker 4: They come and rescue his escape pot. When they're doing
Speaker 4: all that, there they go, Yeah, they got him. Duku's
Speaker 4: trust in Grievous was shaken and he left to talk
Speaker 4: with his master Sidious. So he was pissed, and Grievous
Speaker 4: was like, fuck, like, I'd let somebody survive this attack.
Speaker 4: So now they have info on the ship. Grievous destroyed
Speaker 4: another Republic convoy and was instructed to take out a
Speaker 4: medical facility that was tending to a bunch of fucking clones.
Speaker 4: They was just injured clones, Like what a rad Pastor
Speaker 4: man injured guy game the Republic forces, but the ion
Speaker 4: cannons were disabled by fighters led by Anakin. That's when
Speaker 4: they're using the y wings, dude. They go in on
Speaker 4: a fucking strafing run and disable the cannons temporarily. Uh.
Speaker 4: Padme was actually captured and it was she was like
Speaker 4: en route to a different spy. It was like a
Speaker 4: Duku thing. He's like, U use her as like leverage
Speaker 4: and the Republic were forced to stop firing and a
Speaker 4: rescue team was sent to save her. Anakin's pissed. He's like,
Speaker 4: fuck this. So Kenobi and Anakin boarded the ship. Kenobi
Speaker 4: fought Grievous and overpowered him and they escaped with Padme,
Speaker 4: got her, snatched her up.
Speaker 2: I thought she is gonna die.
Speaker 4: You're wrong.
Speaker 2: He just gives up.
Speaker 4: Later, Grievous pursued them in his starfighter, the Soulless One.
Speaker 4: The Malevolence was sabotaged by Anakin and it ended up
Speaker 4: crashing into the nearby moon. Grievous disconnected his transmission with
Speaker 4: Douku and he fled. Was like, what what's going on?
Speaker 4: And he's just like I don't know, fuck dude, and
Speaker 4: just he's like flying away and like the ships just
Speaker 4: it's kind of comical.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, ship, what's going on? Sure? Not crashing
Speaker 2: that big ass ship he gave me, see you.
Speaker 4: He's just the frame is literally him flying at the
Speaker 4: screen and the ship just crashing in a big fire ball.
Speaker 4: It's just Grievous in a cockpit, just all hunched over
Speaker 4: because he's so fucking big, just pissed, got very angry
Speaker 4: fuck man. Uh So, then, yeah, Grievous was at bay
Speaker 4: for a while and the separatists were Delta Sirius blow.
Speaker 4: He then would face Luminara unduly on Nate dem and
Speaker 4: you know, they just dueled it out and he flees,
Speaker 4: she flees. Not really that important. He also deployed twenty
Speaker 4: six thousand battle droids to invade Hakkarah I don't know
Speaker 4: where that is. Less than five percent of those droids survived.
Speaker 4: Grievous was offered a discount on the next batch due
Speaker 4: to their poor performance and a double shipment, so pretty sweet. Straight,
Speaker 4: He's like, I don't know if he knew that the
Speaker 4: droids were shitty and he sent him into battle to
Speaker 4: give that discount or what, because like it's just an
Speaker 4: odd thing to like put in the lore, like why
Speaker 4: would you.
Speaker 3: He's at his desk later, like doing paper where he
Speaker 3: calls like, dude, these fucking droids suck. You need to
Speaker 3: get me some refunds on this.
Speaker 4: They're all right, all right, I will come there and
Speaker 4: kill you.
Speaker 2: You know that, right, Give you a fucking discount on
Speaker 2: the next millionount.
Speaker 4: Dude, take it easy. So now we get the two
Speaker 4: droids get too free. Wha he's just watching a commercial.
Speaker 4: Was just watching a commercial on the hollow net, Like,
Speaker 4: all right, I'll take you up on that. If you
Speaker 4: have shitty droids, we'll give you a double down on
Speaker 4: the next ship man and have price.
Speaker 2: If this droid army doesn't take a planet, you get
Speaker 2: another droid army for free.
Speaker 4: Deal. Write that down right right down?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What what was that old fucking shoe commercial where he's
Speaker 2: like twenty.
Speaker 4: Five don't jesus chase you know the commercial?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: I don't remember that, you don't you're always selling lugs.
Speaker 4: He was like, mister, I just remember the guy with
Speaker 4: the ponytail where he was like, mister down to the
Speaker 4: come down the guys spot well, get your tables and
Speaker 4: dolls you want what have I.
Speaker 2: Got like a fucking ninja in the background.
Speaker 3: That guy was is that fish furniture?
Speaker 2: That guy, I feel like it was like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: it was something weird.
Speaker 4: That's showing our age right there, come down, We'll give
Speaker 4: you whatever.
Speaker 2: That was also just like a Cleveland place, because no
Speaker 2: one's putting that guy in a nationwide commercial.
Speaker 4: Fuck. No, dude looked like a fucking ghost, just white
Speaker 4: as fuck.
Speaker 2: That gross fucking almost geez whispering. It wasn't what was you,
Speaker 2: He's like, come on down?
Speaker 4: It was so quiet. Rasper whispered, yea a rasper. All right,
Speaker 4: we should probably take a respect because we're onto a
Speaker 4: next spot, the Rishi station, So stay tuned.
Speaker 2: All right, we have answers. We found the commercials we
Speaker 2: were talking about me, I was talking about mister Elliott's
Speaker 2: and then the creep. It's a Cleveland It was a
Speaker 2: Cleveland furniture store, Norton's Furniture. Oh you can't get credit here,
Speaker 2: can't get out.
Speaker 4: And you can kind on. My name is Mike.
Speaker 2: If you want to weird see a weird fucking commercial,
Speaker 2: look up Norton Furniture in Cleveland.
Speaker 4: You're welcome.
Speaker 3: That's that's worth it for the episode is Man.
Speaker 4: If you do anything, if you gather anything out of
Speaker 4: this episode, gather that, all right? All right? Fuck, so
Speaker 4: we're gonna keep popping the tops on grievous here, all right.
Speaker 4: This is attack on Rishi Station. Man, this is a
Speaker 4: sad episode. You watch these boys, these clones as cadets,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna I'm gonna get together a Clone Wars
Speaker 4: episode so we can go through it for those of
Speaker 4: us who haven't seen it who want to kind of
Speaker 4: get some knowledge on it. There's a lot of cool
Speaker 4: shit in the Clone Wars. This is a cool episode.
Speaker 4: You watch them from cadets, they actually graduate. They had
Speaker 4: tough time getting through, like the training and stuff, and
Speaker 4: then they end up coming together. Now the station I
Speaker 4: received Rishi Station, which is just a listening post. Dude,
Speaker 4: nothing going on. They're pissed about it. They're like, I'm
Speaker 4: supposed to go on the front lines. What the fuck
Speaker 4: you got me over here? Like a fucking shiny When
Speaker 4: they called the Nubies shinies because their gear was all shiny,
Speaker 4: I think I remember that. Yeah, shineyes on the Bobby,
Speaker 4: What the barbie on the Bobby? You could Canda Shineyes,
Speaker 4: REGs Grievous remained elusive to the Republic. He was being
Speaker 4: chased by Obi Wan, but he kind of, you know,
Speaker 4: he was all over the place, so it was tough
Speaker 4: for him to gather where exactly gre was was going
Speaker 4: to resurface. He planned to invade Camino, so right away, dude,
Speaker 4: early war getting the Camino fuck. Commando droids were sent
Speaker 4: to the listening post at Richie Station, which you gotta
Speaker 4: love the command of droids. Dude, just fucking rolling in there.
Speaker 4: There's so much more mobile and fucking just like that's
Speaker 4: a little swords and ship fuck slitting throats, shooting, Dude,
Speaker 4: they shoot clan like sometimes like point blank up in
Speaker 4: the helmet. Hell, they're brutal, man, so they actually like
Speaker 4: pretend to be clones. They like kill a couple of
Speaker 4: clones and then take their gear and they're like Rod
Speaker 4: Joe Rodjaw, And like that's how Rex ends up getting
Speaker 4: tipped off because Rex and Cody come there for an inspection,
Speaker 4: and yeah, the droid says that he's like Rod Joe
Speaker 4: Rodjaw and they're like Roger Rod fucking droids, So they
Speaker 4: like kind of ambush the ambush there and.
Speaker 2: It's a double bush.
Speaker 4: They actually deactivated the post and you could see the
Speaker 4: invasion fleet overhead kind of passing by. But the admission
Speaker 4: eventually fails due to the efforts of the Clones, so
Speaker 4: Heavy ends up sacking the body. Dude, he gets fucked
Speaker 4: up and he like blows himself up with the station
Speaker 4: and that alerts the Republic that something's wrong. Yeah, Heavy
Speaker 4: was sweet. Man. If you watch the Clone Wars, you
Speaker 4: got a low. He had the big machine gun goes
Speaker 4: out like a fucking g though he is lay fired out.
Speaker 4: He's like, there, come on for that, and he gets
Speaker 4: that was a girl. Boys, I got this. They're like Heavy, no,
Speaker 4: and then yeah, sucks, but hey, Rex and Cody make
Speaker 4: it out, so that's good. Grievous thought it was the
Speaker 4: droids that did it, and he was enraged by that.
Speaker 4: He's like, fucking droids. The Republic fleets arrived and Grievous
Speaker 4: had to retreat. A dead or alive warrant was issued
Speaker 4: for General Grievous by the Galactic Senate at this point
Speaker 4: were alive. Fuck them. So now we get to Skytop
Speaker 4: Station campaign. This is more the show. More of the
Speaker 4: show Shortly after the Malevolence campaign, Grievous launched another campaign
Speaker 4: on the Outer Rim. He used the newly created skytop station,
Speaker 4: a battle sphere, which was also a listening post. So
Speaker 4: it's basically one of those like Federation spheres, but it
Speaker 4: has like a bunch of antennas on it and it's bigger.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it allowed him to ambush Republic fleets at will.
Speaker 4: Despite a few loss his Grievous regained the upper hand
Speaker 4: and the Republic's foothold in the Outer Rim began to slip.
Speaker 4: Within a month, he seed seized multiple planets and hyper
Speaker 4: space lanes, leading to Kessel, Bestmin and mon Kelamari. Those
Speaker 4: are pretty vital and uh hyper space lines the ones
Speaker 4: especially to best Bin in Mont Klamari and can fought
Speaker 4: against uh you know, the assault but failed. Grievous pursued
Speaker 4: his fleet. Count Dooku Assage Ventres and Grievous combined to
Speaker 4: their forces and led an assault on Faline and wiped
Speaker 4: out the republic fleet failing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shooting arrows from scratch. They's, hey, man, what's traill
Speaker 2: around doing outside the gate?
Speaker 3: That's limit here.
Speaker 2: I can't select.
Speaker 4: Them, I can't select my builder arrows. Oh oh, oh,
Speaker 4: my troops so stupid.
Speaker 2: I fucking love doing.
Speaker 4: We have a couple of biff Me episodes out there,
Speaker 4: so go check those out for the reference. You can
Speaker 4: only listen to those, I believe, though I suck it.
Speaker 4: Anakin's fleet was was protecting Bothawee, which is where the
Speaker 4: Bothins are from, and it's in the mid Rim fucking
Speaker 4: which they're kind of like rodent people. They're like catty
Speaker 4: Barra people. A. Yeah, we don't actually see any both Ens.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm from some reason.
Speaker 2: I thought there were like the guys that were in
Speaker 2: the band at Jabas.
Speaker 3: No, the alien dude, like the that.
Speaker 4: One dude that sings where he's going, that's a I
Speaker 4: believe he might be a Botham.
Speaker 2: I was talking more like the bald guys, like all
Speaker 2: them A like the flutes and stuff.
Speaker 4: No, those aren't Bothens.
Speaker 2: The are those guys?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I have no idea lore episode. There
Speaker 4: you go.
Speaker 2: The fucking jaba Is fucking band. He had blue Elephant
Speaker 2: on the keys.
Speaker 4: Max Rebo he's one of the isn't he.
Speaker 2: That's a I don't know who that actually. I think
Speaker 2: the bald headed guys are the CANTEENA.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, isn't it if we're actually gonna do
Speaker 3: a lotter episode? I'm pretty sure isn't it called jizz?
Speaker 3: Not it's not called jazz, it's called like space jizz.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you might be right about that. That's terrible.
Speaker 4: That's a crazy wow, dude, that's crazy. It's outrageous. It's
Speaker 4: unheard of, it's unfair. So Anakin's fleet was protecting bothawhey,
Speaker 4: and that was Grievous's objective. He did some damage to
Speaker 4: the republic fleet. Grievous then took his fleet through an
Speaker 4: asteroid field to kind of avoid the republic fleet and
Speaker 4: protect himself. But this episode is sick, dude. Anakin had
Speaker 4: att s latch onto the asteroids and they just like
Speaker 4: dropped onto his ship, dude, on the fucking Dreadnought, and
Speaker 4: they're just like assaulting. The new clones are like jumping
Speaker 4: in space like they're on the fucking surface of the ship,
Speaker 4: but they're in space, so they're just like making massive
Speaker 4: leaps and just having a blast. Like hell, yeah, it
Speaker 4: is such a fun episode, man, And the Atts are
Speaker 4: just marching on the bridge. Man, it's so sick.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Grievous ordered a retreat, but his droids didn't know where
Speaker 4: to go. They're like, ah, we can't gone here. It's
Speaker 4: asteroids and Grievous I think kills a couple of Grievous
Speaker 4: was forced to flee on his personal ship, the Soulless One,
Speaker 4: and the Separatists fleet was destroyed and he Can tried
Speaker 4: to pursue but his ship was damaged and broke down.
Speaker 4: Grievous had a trans uh you know, transmitted to a
Speaker 4: where the fuck am I? He a scrapper and he
Speaker 4: had and it was a Trandosian scrapper. They're like going
Speaker 4: too that asteroid field and capture Anakin's droid R two
Speaker 4: D two from the ship because a can actually was
Speaker 4: pulled out. He was unconscious and they saved him, but
Speaker 4: they didn't save UR two. I think R two was
Speaker 4: jettisoned from the they couldn't find him. Uh So then, yeah,
Speaker 4: Anakin was actually given a replacement droid that was a
Speaker 4: Separatist spy, but we didn't know it at the time,
Speaker 4: so it is crazy. Grievous located Anakin and attacked, but
Speaker 4: he was saved by a Soska R two was then
Speaker 4: something God damn it.
Speaker 2: So the canteena band is figuring Dan and the modil Nodes.
Speaker 2: Why are a Bith band?
Speaker 4: I knew that. And well there's a Sith that's a byth.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're an all bith music band that specializes in
Speaker 2: the genres of jizz and jets jizz.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I don't we all specialize in jizz? Here, boys,
Speaker 4: you don't.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: Of course you do. You're a specialist at this point
Speaker 4: in life. Come on, come on, we have it. It's
Speaker 4: in us.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I'm just looking deeper.
Speaker 4: Wait which where is? Oh no, in the balls, in
Speaker 4: our balls, in our balls.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking deeper into the Lord of Jizz in
Speaker 2: the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 4: Careful search history.
Speaker 2: I just tapped on it in the Wookiepedia.
Speaker 4: Thank god, I'm not just typing jizz.
Speaker 2: Jizz Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Where so, Yeah, Anakin was given a replacement droid that
Speaker 4: was a separatist droid. Remember that R two was captured
Speaker 4: and brought to Skytop Station and was disassembled by that
Speaker 4: Trandosian And it was revealed that his memory had never
Speaker 4: been erased, and he held all the military secrets of
Speaker 4: the Republic. Obi Wan was super pissed at Anakin. He's like,
Speaker 4: wall Man, you never erase his memory? What the fuck?
Speaker 4: And he goes like he's my friend. Yeah, exactly exactly,
Speaker 4: So he's like, I gotta go get him. So he
Speaker 4: takes that shitty droid with him, and Anakin is like
Speaker 4: talking down to this droid. You kind of feel bad
Speaker 4: for the droid at first because you're like, you don't know,
Speaker 4: they don't tell you until later, and it's like, what
Speaker 4: are you being so mean to this tree? No? No too,
Speaker 4: he sucks And then like he actually does kind of suck,
Speaker 4: but it's like on purpose. Yeah, and you still kind
Speaker 4: of feel bad for this droid for the whole episode.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. So then, yeah, the transision ended up asking
Speaker 4: for double the money after he discovered it was instead
Speaker 4: by Grievous right the back. This Greas is like, fuck you, dude,
Speaker 4: I'm tired of your bullshit. He was already hassling Grievous
Speaker 4: about it and everything, so he's like, fuck you, I'm
Speaker 4: doumb with you. What else can you expect from Grievous?
Speaker 2: Go on Small Tangent again. This is about the Max
Speaker 2: Rebo band they're fucking names, Size Snoodles, Max Rebo and
Speaker 2: Roopy McCool. Droopy McCool, I can't that's the original lineup.
Speaker 2: So I mean, like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You never know, band separate sometimes, you know, going through
Speaker 3: troughing tough times there, you know, getting too much jizz.
Speaker 4: So the droid spy informed Grievous that the Jedi had
Speaker 4: infiltrated the station, and he had his Magna guards guard
Speaker 4: R two while he confronted the Jedi. Pretty badass move.
Speaker 4: Ahsoka and Grievous fought, and all the clones but Rex
Speaker 4: and Danal were killed. Fuck dude, And this fight with
Speaker 4: Ahsoka and Grievous, she's like running and hiding the whole time.
Speaker 4: In Grievous is like stalking her. It is so creepy, dude.
Speaker 4: It's just like the It's like that episode in or
Speaker 4: like the two D mini series where he's just like
Speaker 4: tink tink and Ahsoka is just sitting there and then
Speaker 4: that fucking droid goes off. It's like beep, beep beep.
Speaker 4: She's like shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Riors just like.
Speaker 4: Ah She's like fleeing through ducks and he's just like
Speaker 4: jamming lightsabers into the ducks like, holy shit, it is terrifying.
Speaker 4: Pretty good display of Grievous's capabilities here, Yeah, Ahsoka and
Speaker 4: Grievous fought and all all the Clones but Rexent and
Speaker 4: all were killed. Ahsoka dueled and evated Grievous, while Anakin
Speaker 4: and the Clones destroyed the reactor and rescued R two.
Speaker 4: R two kills the spy Droid at the end because
Speaker 4: they kind of figured out, and they escaped the station
Speaker 4: as it blew up. Grievous escaped on the oldest one again.
Speaker 4: You see him, everything's blond behind him. So now we
Speaker 4: get to the new flagship. After the destruction of Malevolence,
Speaker 4: Grievous was not trusted with another capital ship and he
Speaker 4: was forced to command Munificent class frigates. Grievous hated the Viceroy,
Speaker 4: He hated that pussy. He called him a coward, and
Speaker 4: he had a Dreadnought for what, I don't know. He's
Speaker 4: not in battles, and demanded that his ship, the Providence
Speaker 4: class Dreadnought the Invincible Hand, be turned over to him.
Speaker 4: Duku Insidious favored Grievous and gave him the Invisible Hand
Speaker 4: as his flagship, like, fuck you Vice Vicycle. We get
Speaker 4: to do it again just for this though.
Speaker 2: Yet one huh. I can't think of one right now. No,
Speaker 2: I'm stuck on the fucking bands and the jizz and.
Speaker 4: The Ji's in the bands on your mind. Fuck dude,
Speaker 4: that sucks. Man, This sucks so bad. So Grievous could
Speaker 4: again command millions of droids, so now we get to
Speaker 4: proving his worth. Duku was displeased by the defeats and
Speaker 4: sought to test Grievous. This is an episode of Clone Wars.
Speaker 4: Pretty fucking sweet. You'd like this once too. It's got
Speaker 4: kid Kit Fisto in it. So Douku leaked to the
Speaker 4: location of Grievous his layer to the Jedi to test
Speaker 4: his worth and had all of his droids and magna
Speaker 4: guards deactivated remotely, and he's like sitting in his layer
Speaker 4: and then he just sees Jedi on the cameras and
Speaker 4: he's like, what the.
Speaker 3: Fuck is just taking a dumb just He's like, God.
Speaker 4: Damn, he's like repairing himself up great. He's like, fuck dude.
Speaker 4: So now he's like putting the traps and stuff are
Speaker 4: going off, and like they're getting rotating rooms, and it's
Speaker 4: kid Fisto and his former apprentice nadar Veb. He's a
Speaker 4: mom Klamari and he's young and arrogant. He's like, we're
Speaker 4: gonna fucking get Grievous.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on, you're named after him.
Speaker 4: He just got knighted recently. So in a group of
Speaker 4: clones with them, they infiltrated the layer.
Speaker 2: I will not hold on.
Speaker 3: Do you have a kid Pisto's lightsaber up there. It's
Speaker 3: the second one from the top and the left, the
Speaker 3: all silvery wine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a nice one. I like that one all right,
Speaker 4: with the whistle. The whistle. So then yeah, Grievous fought
Speaker 4: them all at once and kid Fisto ends up cutting
Speaker 4: off greaves his legs. But dude, it makes him way
Speaker 4: more dude. He's like just as mobile. He just clings
Speaker 4: on the ceiling and is like monkey baring, and he
Speaker 4: still has like two arms that are just like fighting. Motherfucker.
Speaker 4: He's just like, yeah, come back. The clones are like,
Speaker 4: holy fucking shit, this dude just hanging from the ceiling,
Speaker 4: just just sweeping lightsabers at you. Holy fucked dude. So
Speaker 4: then he fled after he like fucked a bunch of
Speaker 4: people up, and he gets prepared by his medical drink,
Speaker 4: gets like that conveyor belt you see, come in with
Speaker 4: new legs and you just get them soldered on and
Speaker 4: he's like, all right, back to work. Who burpie? So
Speaker 4: Grievous reactivated his magna guards and slowly killed the clones
Speaker 4: one by one as they fell into a series of traps,
Speaker 4: and he had their ship destroyed.
Speaker 2: Hee, he's got a good layer, he's got the trap.
Speaker 4: It is a good layer, and he's got the beast.
Speaker 4: Don't forget about the fucking gore. So he releases Gore,
Speaker 4: but the Jedi end up killing him and Grievous pastwards.
Speaker 4: Grease is pissed. Dude, he hated that, like, fuck you man.
Speaker 4: So Douku contacted him and revealed the ploy, which further
Speaker 4: enraged Grievous. He's like, gotcha, bitch. He was like, fuck
Speaker 4: you dude, they killed my dog you asked. But it
Speaker 4: like motivates him, I guess, because he does go. He's like, oh,
Speaker 4: prood that I'm better than these Jedi picks up. His
Speaker 4: ship goes marching after kid Fista, which is like the
Speaker 4: balls on this guy. Dude, Kid Fisto is a council member.
Speaker 4: He's a master, that's a tough, tough opponent, and he's
Speaker 4: a really good duelist. So he sought out the Jedi
Speaker 4: and fought them, ended up killing Nadar. That's where he dude,
Speaker 4: he like pins his lightsaber and just takes a blaster out.
Speaker 4: Just gotcha itch. He's just like throws him at Kid
Speaker 4: Fisto's feet and was like, oh shit, and Kid Fista
Speaker 4: was warning him the whole time. Dude, the kid had
Speaker 4: a coming man. He was like way too like gung Ho,
Speaker 4: and Kid fist was like, dude, calm the fuck down.
Speaker 4: Would not calm down, got himself killed. Dummies, listen to
Speaker 4: your masters, come on, they know better. So then Kid
Speaker 4: Fisto fought Grievs one on one and he reclaimed Nadar's
Speaker 4: lightsaber by cutting off Greaves's hand and force pulling it
Speaker 4: to himself. Madguards showed up and Kid Fista retreated to
Speaker 4: like it's such a badass scene. He's on like the
Speaker 4: landing platform and it's real misty out and he's just
Speaker 4: like goes. He like turns his he takes Nadar's lightsaber
Speaker 4: and does like the a cool like pose and he
Speaker 4: just turns off the lightsabers and fades into the mist.
Speaker 4: He's like ah, and then he pops up behind Grievs
Speaker 4: does like a front flip and he's just like just
Speaker 4: like busts him up a little bit, pushes them back
Speaker 4: pretty sick, and then he just like turns off his
Speaker 4: lightsabers and just dives off the edge and his like
Speaker 4: starfighter rises with it, like his R two unit was
Speaker 4: flying it, and he's just like, see you letter, and
Speaker 4: he's smiling. He's like ha ha.
Speaker 2: Does seem to like smiling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good. So now we get to the
Speaker 4: Battle of Felucia. So Grievous led a blockade on the
Speaker 4: planet Felucia. Anakin Obi Wan and Ahsoka broke through the
Speaker 4: blockade and started a ground battle known as the First
Speaker 4: Battle of Fallucia. The Republic lost and the Jedi and
Speaker 4: Clones were trapped on the surface. It is actually a
Speaker 4: pretty cool episode where you see like all the Clones
Speaker 4: getting surrounded and then Ahsoka is not really listening and
Speaker 4: ship Master Plokon breaks the blockade. Our boy right here
Speaker 4: cheers up pulling out for our boy. What do you
Speaker 4: mean he's fine.
Speaker 5: He's right here, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he survived in Ohio. He escaped to Ohio, that's right.
Speaker 2: Now he just sits in galaxy, far far away. It's real,
Speaker 2: far into the future.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty sweet. So he breaks the blockade with fighters
Speaker 4: and transports and he's like proprs poor, he's so badass
Speaker 4: watching plokon fly Man. He looks so good at it.
Speaker 4: He's just like doing backflips and ship shooting the oncoming
Speaker 4: vulture droids and shit protecting the transports. Such a cool scene.
Speaker 4: But this is Grievous's story, so let's not get too hyped.
Speaker 4: This was a Republic loss, but the survivors made it
Speaker 4: out alive. So now we get too distracting the Republic.
Speaker 4: So Padme met with Rush Clovis and discovered a plot
Speaker 4: to rebuild a new droid factory on Genosis. Grievous ended
Speaker 4: up invading Dorian to draw forces away from Geonosis. Anakin
Speaker 4: Ohsoka routed Grievous's forces and joined the invasion on Genosis
Speaker 4: with Kiati money. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. That's what he's bringing
Speaker 4: the flame browers like real, it's insane. So now we
Speaker 4: get to the capture of Eth Cough. Council member Mind you,
Speaker 4: master mind you, Grievous ambushed the Jedith Cough and his
Speaker 4: fleet near the planet Arda, not Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 4: Calm down, because you know why.
Speaker 2: I won't even put it together.
Speaker 4: All right, well, all right, well sometimes we're on the
Speaker 4: same frequency. That time we might not have been. That
Speaker 4: was stop you're just stop, just stop, yeah, stop. I
Speaker 4: have to keep I have to keep with.
Speaker 2: The bit now, you know what.
Speaker 4: No, I have to stick to my guns. Now, all right.
Speaker 4: It's like Anakin killing the young ones. You know, he
Speaker 4: had to follow through.
Speaker 2: Chopped up one guy's hands. Better kill as well, kill
Speaker 2: them all, dude, geez.
Speaker 4: So he destroys the fleet, boarded the Jedi cruiser. Grievous
Speaker 4: dueled with the Master with his Magna guards and defeated him.
Speaker 4: Took him hostage. Magnaguards just zap them up. He's just
Speaker 4: like COT's lightsaber was his greatest prize because Master Council
Speaker 4: Member Grievous set a trap to draw in more Jedi
Speaker 4: by sending a message to the Jedi Council of him
Speaker 4: torturing Cots. So he's just like zapping him and the
Speaker 4: Jedi are just watching like, oh, but.
Speaker 2: God got your buddy.
Speaker 4: Cot ends up sending him like sending the Jedi like
Speaker 4: hand signals in like a message, like a coded message, like, dude,
Speaker 4: he's on Selucami. So that's where Grievous is. And it
Speaker 4: doesn't really matter because Grievous suspects that, like he's inviting
Speaker 4: them to come get them. Yeah, but he you know,
Speaker 4: it might not be right away. He kind of went
Speaker 4: to the torture cough a little more, and by rights,
Speaker 4: he kind of killed Cough. You know, he just chose
Speaker 4: a different path here. So good for him. Man, kill
Speaker 4: a master count that on the on the tally. So
Speaker 4: then we get to the Selukamai conflict, and I love
Speaker 4: that planet's named Selukamai. This is a great episode, man.
Speaker 4: This is the one episode where I told I think
Speaker 4: I've mentioned this on the show. I always have to
Speaker 4: mention the scene there's a droid with rocket launchers and
Speaker 4: he shoots down one of the attes and then he
Speaker 4: reloads and shoots another shot and it goes right by
Speaker 4: this commander and he's just like Tank two to the
Speaker 4: left and the tank just goes shoo and just blast
Speaker 4: the rocket out of the sky. I'm like, holy fucking
Speaker 4: the Clones even like nice shot, Like dude, the Clones
Speaker 4: are so sick. I love the Clones and the Clone Wars.
Speaker 4: They're the best. Man. Like when those l A A
Speaker 4: ts like closed and the red light goes on, there's
Speaker 4: go go so cool. That's all in this episode. But yeah,
Speaker 4: Cough communicated secret message with hand signals. I just told
Speaker 4: the Jedi grievous location on Selukamaios.
Speaker 3: WHOA god damn that's a secret.
Speaker 4: Wow. But Grievous was prepared anyways. So Obi Wan, Anakin
Speaker 4: and Adi Galia were sent to rescue Cough. And I
Speaker 4: think Adi Galia has like kind of like dreads. It
Speaker 4: looks like dreads, a little darker skin bandana. I would
Speaker 4: say like Indian maybe descent kind of like represented No,
Speaker 4: like India Indian.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: If I if I met Native Americans, I was said native.
Speaker 2: I'm just clear things up, asked Christopher Columbus.
Speaker 4: He didn't know the difference. These fucking dumbasses, You're not
Speaker 4: an India.
Speaker 2: You guys are Indians.
Speaker 4: So the Jedi and Clones infiltrated the ship. Obi Wan
Speaker 4: dueled with Grievous. So now we're getting rival each status
Speaker 4: and Anakin and Adigali I rescued Kath, so this is
Speaker 4: another scene where they have to like split them up,
Speaker 4: and like Anakin can't meet Grievous. It's leno, go go
Speaker 4: get pizza.
Speaker 2: You gonna go get my mask and I could go
Speaker 2: for a bath.
Speaker 4: Oh there's this big giant fucking cyborg dude, what this
Speaker 4: goddamn So the ship was devastated by the three Star
Speaker 4: Destroyers and the Republic Star Destroyers and Grievous was forced
Speaker 4: to flee on a landing craft, but the landing craft
Speaker 4: was damaged and they had to escape on escape pods,
Speaker 4: so Obi Wan pursued him to planet side. They chased
Speaker 4: Grievous as his droids were running low on batteries, and
Speaker 4: it did. It's hilarious. There was like where rying all
Speaker 4: power and then they just clump up or fall down,
Speaker 4: and Grievous is just like you need to chow you
Speaker 4: want to ride on these animal fuckoops? Anybody else want
Speaker 4: to say something like it's crazy he's just killing them.
Speaker 4: It doesn't give a shit those droids they are, but like,
Speaker 4: come on, bankers don't matter and so yeah, they end
Speaker 4: up we want to ends up catching up to Grievous,
Speaker 4: dueled with, dueled with Grievous before Grievous was able to escape,
Speaker 4: and he's like hanging on like a cord off of
Speaker 4: a shuttle, like he grabbed down and he's like yeah,
Speaker 4: and he's like laughing. He's like he's swinging his lightsaber
Speaker 4: and he actually deflects a couple like blaster bolts that
Speaker 4: were coming his way. He's like, A, it's so funny.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Cauth was rescued, but Grievous escaped on a shuttle. He
Speaker 4: later came back to secure the planet for an outpost,
Speaker 4: but was driven away by a Republic fleet headed by
Speaker 4: Plocum Love the dude one of the best. So now
Speaker 4: we get to the Battle of Camino, where like kind
Speaker 4: of Middle War, I would say, like kind of late
Speaker 4: Middle late war. He had failed before, but he and
Speaker 4: Ventress launched another invasion of the clone home world. Transmission
Speaker 4: was intercepted by the Republic and the defense was bolstered
Speaker 4: by the five to zero first and a blockade in orbit.
Speaker 4: General or Admiral Ulara and I believe was the head
Speaker 4: of that one Grievous engaged the Republic blockade, and Ventriss
Speaker 4: ran the blockade and assaulted Typica City, and that's why
Speaker 4: the clones were made. Grievous broke through and also began
Speaker 4: assaulting the city. Venturous fought Anakin rivalry and was driven back,
Speaker 4: and Grievous fought Kenoby, but a ship blew up the
Speaker 4: pier they were fighting on, and Grievs assumed that Kenobi
Speaker 4: was dead and he went to rescue Ventress. Both commanders failed,
Speaker 4: but it showed the Republic that no planet was safe.
Speaker 4: And this is another sad episode.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: There's a Clone ninety nine who's like a deformed clone
Speaker 4: and he's just like a janitor there because he like
Speaker 4: hunched back the shit and he like saves the day
Speaker 4: and sacks of and you're like no. And he was
Speaker 4: nice to the cadets and like head he's like when
Speaker 4: they come back there, he's like, where's heavy. No, Like
Speaker 4: the one cadet is like now an ARC trooper.
Speaker 2: Doing what hunchbacks should do, Unlike that Dick in three hundred,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Clean up the bodies. Motherfucker. Leonidas offered him a job
Speaker 4: and he's like no, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Wrong.
Speaker 2: Go hang out with goat people and go taddle on
Speaker 2: you and get a merlin hat. He does have a burlin.
Speaker 4: And stick my face and pussy. I mean fair, I
Speaker 4: guess fair on that point. She looked weird in there though, Dude,
Speaker 4: there was like tongues and weird places. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of piercings and weird spots. Man, I didn't like it.
Speaker 4: Goat motherfucker, that's the dude. You got a fuck I
Speaker 4: would man playing a flute?
Speaker 1: What the yes?
Speaker 4: All right? So Grievous back to Felucia. So this is
Speaker 4: like the Second Battle of Felucia, but it's kind of
Speaker 4: like unofficial. Grievous had built outposts on the planet. Anakin, Plocoon,
Speaker 4: and Ahsoka were sent with the one of first Battalion,
Speaker 4: the fucking wolf Pack. Dude, that's Plose boys. They called
Speaker 4: themselves Plose Boys. They're sweet, dude. They treat them like
Speaker 4: a dad. They're like, you're my dad. This is sweet
Speaker 4: their kid they're fifteen, so they're like, you're my dad.
Speaker 4: I like you. You're awesome. And they were sent to destroy
Speaker 4: the outpost. So they get through. Grievous sent a tactical
Speaker 4: droid to stop them, but the tacticle droid failed and
Speaker 4: the Republic saw a victory. There blew up the fucking outpost.
Speaker 4: Pretty cool episode. Now we get to Naboo. Actually we
Speaker 4: should maybe take one more respite. We're about at that time.
Speaker 4: Huh yeah, okay, yeah, we're gonna get into the end here.
Speaker 4: So respite all right, and we're back from our recipe
Speaker 4: it you can count of you can kinda. Now we're
Speaker 4: gonna get to net Boo. So this is it's not
Speaker 4: a good look for Grievous, bro the boob. Can you
Speaker 4: guess what maybe happens on Netboo to Grievous, It's so devastating.
Speaker 4: It's a humiliating defeat.
Speaker 2: Looks at a big old parrotits.
Speaker 3: Just gets all of his lips chopped off, all right,
Speaker 3: a bit of both.
Speaker 4: So the effort was led by Douku.
Speaker 3: Wait no discharge our beat him, No.
Speaker 4: Not personally so Douku had been imprisoned by Hondo a
Speaker 4: naka at one point here, so he wanted uh so
Speaker 4: Grievous loved it. Grievous thought was hilarious. He's like you
Speaker 4: if he's shit, you're bitching at me all the time.
Speaker 4: He tired captured your ass and you have to walk
Speaker 4: next to Obi Wan and Anakin. That's hilarious, dude. So
Speaker 4: they invaded and attempted to sway the Gungans and Douku
Speaker 4: seeved Bo seized Boss LIONI I think his name is
Speaker 4: Jarjar was actually disguised as Boss Lione and this is
Speaker 4: actually a good Jarjar party. You gotta give him credit, dude,
Speaker 4: I give him no credit. So the Gungans refused to
Speaker 4: march on feed and Grievous showed up and he was pissed.
Speaker 4: He's like, what the fuck You're going back in your deal?
Speaker 4: And they have a meeting on Grievas's shuttle. So Jarjar
Speaker 4: sends word to the army in secret, and you remember Tarpaul,
Speaker 4: the one jump jar Jars jump. That guy his name
Speaker 4: is Tarpaul Okay, the main general. He contacts Patty, he
Speaker 4: leaves the meeting, goes and contacts Padme. So Anakin is
Speaker 4: now on the case to track on Grievous because pad
Speaker 4: knows Pame tells Anakin and he's like, all right, sweet,
Speaker 4: I've been chasing them, let's go. So Anakin is uh yeah,
Speaker 4: now chasing Grievous. Grievous realized that the Boss was an
Speaker 4: impostor and left his ship, only to be surrounded by
Speaker 4: armed Gungans and his druids had been shut down. Grievous
Speaker 4: was amused, and he ends up killing a bunch of Gungans. Dude, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he fucks them up.
Speaker 2: There. They're it's about to say like Congans can't touch Grievous.
Speaker 4: They're not doing so good. But tar Balls he sacks
Speaker 4: the body and at the last minute, he's like gotcha
Speaker 4: and stuns him and he's gets like zapped by that
Speaker 4: ship and they all start like bomba him his ass.
Speaker 4: He's just like and he gets so stunned. He's just
Speaker 4: like on the ground and then they capture him. That's
Speaker 4: how they get him. So like, it's not too unbelievable,
Speaker 4: but like, dude, that's humiliating for Grievous.
Speaker 2: Man, Fuck dude, I mean, what's that saying about Pride
Speaker 2: coming before the fall or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Pride cometh before the fall.
Speaker 2: Ye, he thinks he could take down Jedi and a
Speaker 2: bunch of fuck Gungins.
Speaker 4: The Gungans cometh. Yeah, they fucked him up, man, So Yeah,
Speaker 4: they pelt him with bambas and captures ass. So that's
Speaker 4: when Anakin arrives and he finds Duku Duku had already
Speaker 4: been ordered by Sidias to release Grievous, so he's like,
Speaker 4: go captures, like, find a way to get him. He's
Speaker 4: being held in like some ancient like underwater fucking temple there.
Speaker 4: Anakin was lured into a trap and Duku Duku's magne
Speaker 4: guards capture him. Duku and his magne guards capture him
Speaker 4: and they have a prisoner exchange. That's how Grievous is
Speaker 4: let free. Now we get into Adi Galia. So Grievous
Speaker 4: ambushed the Jedi, disabled the ship and boarded with his forces.
Speaker 4: Grievous dueled with Galia and gained the upper hand again.
Speaker 4: Another master here. He captured her and took her aboard
Speaker 4: his ship. He then destroyed the republic ship. So now
Speaker 4: our boy again, dude. Master Plow launched a rescue mission
Speaker 4: with five fucking venitors. He's like, let's go safe. They
Speaker 4: come out and he only had like three, I think
Speaker 4: Grievas had three. So he's just like we're fucking them up,
Speaker 4: we're getting them. So Plo boarded grievous Ish ship rescued
Speaker 4: Gallia and forced Grievous to flee on the soulis one
Speaker 4: destroyed fleet. That's a rap, dude, you see plow I
Speaker 4: don't think Grievous can. I don't think Grievas would be
Speaker 4: able to tangle with plow.
Speaker 3: Man beat Yoda in a douling match, yeah.
Speaker 4: Dude, And that's tough. That's real tough. So like, I
Speaker 4: don't think they ever dueled, and Grievous like he's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's one. I don't know, man. I wouldn't need help.
Speaker 4: He's a fucking g That's why they had to make
Speaker 4: him go out like such a bitch, you know, like
Speaker 4: he couldn't face face to face. He he would have Yoda
Speaker 4: there asked cut their heads off. He's in a ship,
Speaker 4: vulnerable fuck. So now we get to Ladiv. A couple
Speaker 4: of years after the Jedi infiltrated his layer, Grievous hunted
Speaker 4: a pair of Jedi on Ladiv. I think this is
Speaker 4: a comic. He killed both of them, one being a
Speaker 4: Petawan and took their lightsabers. Mark that tally, dude. Grievous
Speaker 4: then went into a Jedi temple and destroyed the statues
Speaker 4: that were in there. It resembled his statues, and he's like,
Speaker 4: the Jedi didn't earn this shit, like I did. Fuck
Speaker 4: you destroy all us statues. This is when it gets
Speaker 4: fucking weird, man, this is some shit I didn't know,
Speaker 4: none of you know, guarantee it. So Grievous then went
Speaker 4: deeper into the Jedi Temple. He then jumps into like
Speaker 4: this raging river waterfall thing and is submerged in like
Speaker 4: an ethereal state. Dude voices starting mocking him, dude, like,
Speaker 4: well you fucking wont all his power? Look at you,
Speaker 4: you're fucking droid now a bitch like talking shit on
Speaker 4: his ass, and he sees his former self, so like
Speaker 4: his unaltered self, he is then completely unmade to where
Speaker 4: there's nothing more than organs and bone. He then emerges unscathed,
Speaker 4: and he's freaked out, swaying his light saber at the water.
Speaker 4: Dude just like what the fuck? What the fuck was that?
Speaker 4: So then he just leaves the planet, obliterates the temple
Speaker 4: from orbit, and just like stares at it for like
Speaker 4: a couple of days, like what the fuck did I
Speaker 4: just yeah, just what did I mind? Blown? Like what
Speaker 4: the fuck is that? That's pretty cool, man. I like that.
Speaker 4: I thought that was sweet. So yeah, I think that
Speaker 4: is a comic book run there. So now we can
Speaker 4: stay out of rivers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, force rivers that talk ship, and I mean I
Speaker 3: might just you know, we're talking about his species was
Speaker 3: less technologically evolved and stuff, and who knows if that
Speaker 3: was you know, on purpose, if they were more like
Speaker 3: tribalistic they liked, you know, living off their planet. Who knows.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but like maybe that was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: his ancestors like this is what we were, and now
Speaker 3: look at you, you dumb piece of ship, like you've
Speaker 3: succumbed to us, like bitch's war the lord ancestors and stuff.
Speaker 4: Damn dude, I like that that. That's a pretty damn
Speaker 4: good explanation there.
Speaker 2: I would see like those warrior races really don't like
Speaker 2: it when you start augmenting yourself and ship. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like the Elites and Halo they like basically don't even
Speaker 2: have doctors, like, oh you get injured to bad die.
Speaker 4: You're too weak anyways, bitch basically man. So yeah, that's
Speaker 4: a good calls too. I like that take a lot, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I don't know what else it would be like
Speaker 4: this Jedi mocky like why would they give a ship?
Speaker 4: Is you know, like and you're right, like they were
Speaker 4: deeply worshiping these gods of war and ships like that
Speaker 4: makes a lot of sense. So now we get to
Speaker 4: death of Me or speaking of like crazy rituals and
Speaker 4: weird ship. Grievous was sent to kill the Knights. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Doku was actually pissed because like Assage tried to assassinate
Speaker 4: him and I think I brought it up on the
Speaker 4: show before, but like he was, they were invisible. He
Speaker 4: gets like blinded, he's poisoned, and he's fighting them all off.
Speaker 4: He's like oh and he actually like dominated.
Speaker 1: Was.
Speaker 4: So that's why Doku's pissed. Orders Grievous to kill them.
Speaker 4: Go kill the Night Sisters. Fuck these people up because
Speaker 4: they are trying to funk me up and Assage is
Speaker 4: still out there. This is after he tried to kill
Speaker 4: like Dooku tried to kill a sage and just like
Speaker 4: basically left her to die, like go die and a
Speaker 4: sage was like no, so then uh yeah, he needs
Speaker 4: to kill mother tells and is what the mission is.
Speaker 4: So Grievous is ruthless in this campaign, dude. And I
Speaker 4: can't believe again this is a kids show. Man Like
Speaker 4: when he steps out of that shuttle and it's night
Speaker 4: Sisters with fucking bow and arrows like elect like energy
Speaker 4: bows or whatever. It's just devastating, dude. He's just like
Speaker 4: they're just adventures. It's just like, oh my god, and
Speaker 4: the droids are just marching them down.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: It is bad.
Speaker 4: This is a kids show.
Speaker 3: Holy shit.
Speaker 4: And it gets even crazier because Mother tells and employees zombies.
Speaker 4: She reanimates the dead with her like sith magic ship,
Speaker 4: like her like palenteer looking thing, and the there's this
Speaker 4: other ritualistic like daka, it's a person. But yeah, together
Speaker 4: they're like reanimating these zombies. So then they start like
Speaker 4: overpowering the droids a little bit because they they're fucking zombies.
Speaker 4: They're hard to kill. Man, you can't just shoot him
Speaker 4: in the chest and be done. So then Ventress comes out,
Speaker 4: leads the army of zombies and challenges Grievous to a
Speaker 4: duel and says like if I beat you, you leave,
Speaker 4: and if you win, then we'll surrender. So then Venturess
Speaker 4: ends up beating him. Uh, they're like evenly matched at first,
Speaker 4: but she beats him, and then Grievous just orders his
Speaker 4: droys a shooter her. He doesn't the deal at all.
Speaker 4: He's just like shoot her, and they actually do. They
Speaker 4: shoot her in the fucking arm and shit, she's all
Speaker 4: fucked up. So she had a shooter something, shoot something.
Speaker 4: They're all just like because they're all SBDS, man, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: So then yeah, they shoot her. She gets sucked up.
Speaker 4: She retreats. Grievous pursues her, but is saved off by
Speaker 4: a bunch of zombies. They all like jump, I'm like
Speaker 4: dog Pilo's ass.
Speaker 2: Mother.
Speaker 4: Talsan uses magic to try and kill Dooku at the
Speaker 4: same time, like voodoo magic. She's like poking his like
Speaker 4: sides and shit with like pins, and he's just like
Speaker 4: halfway across the galaxy like ah yah in his bed,
Speaker 4: just like ah fuck, oh shit, or just Grievous like,
Speaker 4: you know, you gotta go kill this bitch. So he
Speaker 4: follows like that like mists. There's like a green mist
Speaker 4: that kind of leads to where the magic is coming from.
Speaker 4: Ruthless dude just marching down the hallway, just just fucking
Speaker 4: crop dust, and there's no stopping him from following that
Speaker 4: crop dust. He was on a mission.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a nose anymore, he doesn't even smell it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is such a good episode. I love this
Speaker 4: fucking episode. I just love their relationship, Dooku and Grievous,
Speaker 4: Like they're always like saving each other. They kind of
Speaker 4: hate each other, but they're like they're still boys, like
Speaker 4: they're still bros. They respect each other.
Speaker 2: You know, there's plenty of those fucking relationships, and all
Speaker 2: of media's yes, yes, it's always one.
Speaker 4: It is a good one.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, dude, but I'll save you. I guess your
Speaker 2: piece is ship.
Speaker 4: You piece as ship. So he carved a bloody path
Speaker 4: to mother Talsand and he ends up brutally killing the
Speaker 4: Dhaka and she He goes to kill talsand kills her,
Speaker 4: but she poops away, so she's still alive, puffed right
Speaker 4: out of there. Man, And Duku was saved because he
Speaker 4: just knocks over that fucking green goo missed bullshit and
Speaker 4: ventures and Talsand survived, but the Night Sisters were utterly destroyed,
Speaker 4: and Grievous just hunts down all the fleeing Night sisters.
Speaker 4: They're just running away like oh god, he's like, holy.
Speaker 2: Shit, dun't that creepy fucking spider walks And it's.
Speaker 4: Darkest ship on dath of here Red. So it's just
Speaker 4: such a good like, oh, such a good aesthetic for
Speaker 4: Grievous to be and hunt the motherfuckers. Like I said,
Speaker 4: when he steps out of the show, he's just like
Speaker 4: tink tink. The night Sisters like, fuck, what do we do?
Speaker 4: Now die, that's what you do. So now we get
Speaker 4: the invasion of Floram, and Florum is where Hondo's race
Speaker 4: is from. That's where they live, and it's just like
Speaker 4: a pirate world. Grievous was sent to settle Duku's score
Speaker 4: with Hondo Anaka. After his capture, Grievous ambushed a Republic
Speaker 4: fleet in deep space, and he intended to capture his
Speaker 4: rival Kenoby. He smashed the Republic forces and boarded Kenobi's ship.
Speaker 4: He brutally murders clones and reached Kenobi and they dueled.
Speaker 4: Kenobi was overpowered and forced to flee an abandoned ship,
Speaker 4: but before he did, he rigged the ship to self destruct.
Speaker 4: Was like, god fucking dammit, So he's running to like
Speaker 4: escape pods and ship crashing.
Speaker 2: And always getting out of escape pods.
Speaker 4: Oh he's so elusive, man, I love it. People call
Speaker 4: him a coward, but dude, he's smart.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: He just he knows when he get the fuck out
Speaker 4: of town. It's so good. He yeah, So he finds
Speaker 4: an escape pod, gets fuck out just before he uh,
Speaker 4: the ship blows up, so again you get like the
Speaker 4: gree is flying away. It's so comical, so good. So
Speaker 4: then he ends up getting back to his ships and
Speaker 4: he invades Fluorham captures Hondo pretty easily, but Grievas did
Speaker 4: not know that Hondo had captured Ahsoka and a bunch
Speaker 4: of Jedi young lings, so they were on the fucking planet.
Speaker 4: So the Jedi end up fighting through the droids. They
Speaker 4: rescue Hondo, they go rescue the rest of his pirates,
Speaker 4: and they fled from the outpost on like speeders and shit.
Speaker 4: Grievous was alerted, gave chase to the Jedi. Soca and
Speaker 4: Grievous duel again, and she's a little bit better than
Speaker 4: last time, but Grievous still outclasses her. Hondo actually arrives
Speaker 4: rescues her and the young lings in a restored Slave one. Dude,
Speaker 4: the slave one was sitting on floor him there, Hondo,
Speaker 4: just Jackson fucking it's just like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: I think you mean the fires fire spray.
Speaker 4: No, I mean that's the type of ship, but I
Speaker 4: think I think it's called now Bubba FET's ship.
Speaker 3: Very original, very cool, you know, really really strikes fear
Speaker 3: in people, it really does.
Speaker 4: It's fucking slave one. And fuck you if you tell
Speaker 4: me different, all right, if you're offended by that, please dude,
Speaker 4: it's Star Wars. Come on, I understand, but like believe
Speaker 4: it be. What the fuck?
Speaker 3: And he said, Django set slaves free.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not. Let's not pretend that there aren't slaves
Speaker 4: in fucking Star Wars. There's a lot of them, and
Speaker 4: it sucks. It sucks. Yeah, say is uncool and anakin.
Speaker 4: It's uncool. But like, dude, slave one, that's the name
Speaker 4: of ship. Done, stop it enough.
Speaker 2: It's not ship like it's I can't remember the lord
Speaker 2: behind the name of it, but I thought it was
Speaker 2: like kind of like an anti yeah slave thing it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck you.
Speaker 4: Exactly read the fucking literature, right, it's good slave Well,
Speaker 4: he freed slaves ship. The fuck up, dude, fucking losers.
Speaker 4: So then Ahsoka covers the retreat by dueling a little
Speaker 4: bit more with Grievous, and she eventually boards the ship.
Speaker 4: But she was pretty good. She's like more acrobatic than
Speaker 4: a lot of the other Jedi and unorthodox. You know,
Speaker 4: she has that one lightsaber to the back, which again
Speaker 4: with regular swords isn't too effective, but with lightsabers it's
Speaker 4: probably pretty effective. I would say, just confusing your enemy,
Speaker 4: like you don't know where they're going to attack from.
Speaker 4: They can sweep your legs a little easier, and you
Speaker 4: have the one already drawn that's ready to like guard
Speaker 4: your front. Kind of cool. And you can't see the
Speaker 4: blade either, it's behind you, so you can like he
Speaker 4: just do like a little poke oh like obi wany oh.
Speaker 4: So now we get to the Crystal conspiracy. A giant
Speaker 4: kiber crystal was found and the guy who found it
Speaker 4: wanted to sell it to Dooku. They arrange an arms
Speaker 4: deal on udapaw Obi Wana Anakin are sent to intercept
Speaker 4: the deal. The Jedi followed the crystal and Grievous pursued
Speaker 4: them through the caves and into space. So Jedi are
Speaker 4: following the Crystal, which I think Magna Guards had, and
Speaker 4: then Duke are Grievous is right behind them, was like, uh,
Speaker 4: they arrange an arms deal on Utapal, and that's when
Speaker 4: obi Wan and Anakin intercept the deal. I already cover that.
Speaker 4: My bad backtracking there. So the Crystal landed in a
Speaker 4: hangar on a frigate. They took into space landed on
Speaker 4: a frigate. The Jedi abandoned their freighter and crashed the
Speaker 4: freighter into the hyperdrive to disable it, and Anakin and
Speaker 4: obi Wan they called it like the number five Specials.
Speaker 4: So they jump out of the ship and they float
Speaker 4: to like other side, like opposite sides of the hangars,
Speaker 4: and they just like just like sailing.
Speaker 2: It's like they're not even in ships or anything.
Speaker 4: No, they're in like space suits and they're just like
Speaker 4: and they just float into the hangars. Dude, it is
Speaker 4: fucking sweet. They might be in escape pods now that
Speaker 4: now that you mentioned.
Speaker 2: It, God damn escape pods.
Speaker 4: They might be piloted escape pods.
Speaker 2: I think that's what are gonna need a fucking episode.
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: They're all over the place, man, the whole fucking a
Speaker 4: new Hope starts in an escape pot. Let's go the
Speaker 4: whole story, bro. So then Grievous also is pursuing them
Speaker 4: in space and he lands and duels Obi Wan again.
Speaker 4: He overpowered Kenobi captures him. Anakin ends up breaking him
Speaker 4: out because Grievous wanted to assemble a like an execution chamber,
Speaker 4: so he's like making a little like room, like putting
Speaker 4: the couch in there, you know, like the casting couches,
Speaker 4: and Anakin slips in there and just breaks Obi Wan out.
Speaker 4: Like Christ, Grievous is obsessed with killing Obi Wan. He
Speaker 4: probably had it planned out. He's like, this is how
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it. This is where I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: Is I'm gonna use this tool and this tool and
Speaker 4: this tool, and oh it's gonna be so good. So
Speaker 4: it's understandable. So then yeah, the crystal they figured out
Speaker 4: reflected laser fire, so they grabbed the crystal and they're
Speaker 4: like reflecting the laser fire and ship. But it's like
Speaker 4: building up energy as as it does, so the Jedi
Speaker 4: end up escaping to a hangar, seized the ship, and
Speaker 4: that's when tanks shoot the crystal, overloads the crystal fucking
Speaker 4: blows up the ship as they're like out of there,
Speaker 4: and the explosion just keeps growing and growing and growing
Speaker 4: and growing. He destroys the whole fucking fleet. Grievous has
Speaker 4: to flee on his ship and he's getting fucking knocked
Speaker 4: around once again, except this time he's like twirling around
Speaker 4: like Vader. He's just tirling in space and then just
Speaker 4: explosions and the Jedi escape, So that's pretty cool. And then, uh,
Speaker 4: let's see, soon after he fought Deppa bill A Baba
Speaker 4: what the fuck bill A bah Biliba Deppa Biliba on
Speaker 4: Harun Kahal and brutally injured her and sent her into
Speaker 4: a homa, but never confirmed the death so edited them. Maybe,
Speaker 4: So now we get to protecting Douku. Grievous was seen
Speaker 4: on Rexus Segundas pulling security for Duku, who was receiving
Speaker 4: the Raxy and Humanitarian Award for what for genocide? Like
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, this guy. He briefly dueled with Quinlan Voss,
Speaker 4: who was sent to kill Douku by the Jedi Council.
Speaker 4: Crazy Duku was under attack by Ventres, who wanted to
Speaker 4: settle her debt and Quentland Voss Ambush, Grievous and his
Speaker 4: droids Grievous and Voss duel, but Vos traps Crievous and
Speaker 4: he ends up escaping from that trap and he finds
Speaker 4: Voss and Ventriss with Douku. He fights both of them
Speaker 4: and wins, like really injureds Venturess and I think he'd
Speaker 4: like toss his boss off the cliffs or whatever. They're fine,
Speaker 4: but oh no, that's right. Voss ends up being captured
Speaker 4: and Venturess escapes and Duku was saved, and that's when
Speaker 4: like Quinlan, Voss and vent have like a relationship. That's
Speaker 4: when it starts. And I think Quinn Voss ends up
Speaker 4: falling to the dark side and then he like gets
Speaker 4: redemption in the end. So it's kind of cool story there.
Speaker 4: Now we get to Operation Titan. Grievous oversaw an operation
Speaker 4: to create a new droid, the Megadroid, not the Megazoid,
Speaker 4: the Mega Droid Dude on the planet Galotta. Grievous went
Speaker 4: to and and Thurnium and received and received word of
Speaker 4: the state of the factory. He returned to Glotta only
Speaker 4: to find Yoda searching for intel. This is a comic book.
Speaker 4: So Yoda is there like he heard word about the
Speaker 4: fucking Megadroid and he's like, search for it. I will.
Speaker 4: And so then Yoda and Grievous duel for a while,
Speaker 4: and Grievous loved the fact that he was dueling Dooku's
Speaker 4: former master. Pretty cool. But Yoda eventually just freezes him
Speaker 4: with a force and talks a bunch of shit, just
Speaker 4: like you didn't put that. You might have lightsabers, but
Speaker 4: you can't do what the fucking Jedi can do. So
Speaker 4: then Yoda dips out with the Intel and of the
Speaker 4: new Droids helps Republic. So we get the campaign against
Speaker 4: the Shadow Collective. Stuve, You're gonna fucking love this. You
Speaker 4: know what the Shadow Collective is? You should?
Speaker 3: Yesn't that bullshit?
Speaker 4: Ding ding? Where's the bell? Ding ding ding ding? We
Speaker 4: don't have What do we have for him, Johnny?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Oh god damn it.
Speaker 2: How about like a good job that's not a physical thing.
Speaker 4: How about a thumbs up I'm not doing I'll do it, Stu,
Speaker 4: well done, good nerd out of you.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that it was so funny to me.
Speaker 2: No thumbs up? Fund yourself?
Speaker 4: So mal had escaped city, and that was after he
Speaker 4: attacked like Sidius, dueled him and killed sovagets. No more
Speaker 4: garbage cuisine, no no.
Speaker 2: More olive oil on top of nice crispy food.
Speaker 4: And Mal was tracked back to Zanbar. Grievous was ordered
Speaker 4: to kill him and direct his fleets towards the crime
Speaker 4: syndicate Mal had built, the Shadow Collective.
Speaker 2: The plan was to.
Speaker 4: Draw out Mother Tellsan, who they knew survived. General Grievous
Speaker 4: invaded Zandbar. He knew that the Mandos were good and
Speaker 4: that his droids didn't stand a fucking chance, so Grievous
Speaker 4: just watched the battle from his shuttle until he spotted Mal.
Speaker 4: He sent out for four of his Magna guards to
Speaker 4: weaken mall before he merged from his craft. Grievous cut
Speaker 4: down a super commando. Mal and Grievous then duel, and
Speaker 4: they were evenly matched, but Grievous heavily taunted him, just like,
Speaker 4: you're a fucking bitch, you suck.
Speaker 2: You can't even take shits anymore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got no dick meet, I get it, I
Speaker 4: get it. So then Mal ended up having fighters come
Speaker 4: and fire bomb the whole battlefield, and it destroyed both sides,
Speaker 4: so both sides were just fucked.
Speaker 2: Nice and then Mall fled.
Speaker 4: So Amando fleet masked a massed on ord Mantel and
Speaker 4: confirmed Mal was in league with the Black Sun. Separatist
Speaker 4: spies reported as ship was spotted leaving Dathimir with ord
Speaker 4: Mantel as a possible destination. Duku ordered the fleets to
Speaker 4: ord Mantel. Grievous then bombarded the city from orbit. The
Speaker 4: city was utterly destroyed and the forces landed in the ruins.
Speaker 4: The Mandos ended up ambushing Grievous from behind the moon
Speaker 4: and attacked the fleet and captured Duku. So Douku's on
Speaker 4: his ship like fuck, man, shit, this sucks. Mal ambushed
Speaker 4: Grievous and fought him again, ended up cat sure in Grievous.
Speaker 4: He like sealed him in some like room or some ship,
Speaker 4: so he didn't like tie him up and like eat him.
Speaker 4: He like tackled him into some fucking room. Uh malled
Speaker 4: then contacted Sidious and said he would kill them both
Speaker 4: if tellsands demands weren't met. Sidious basically was like, I
Speaker 4: don't care. I have no use for them, I have
Speaker 4: no use for you. You want everything I don't care,
Speaker 4: calls his bluff and Malls just like, well fuck, and
Speaker 4: he doesn't kill them.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll let him go. Yeah, he didn't buy it, guys.
Speaker 4: So Grievous ends up being sent to the brig and
Speaker 4: Duku was on the bridge of his ship captured. So
Speaker 4: Duku ends up using the force to unlack Grievous' binders
Speaker 4: dude from a different like from space bro crazy, and
Speaker 4: Grievous ended up just killing multiple Mandos on his way
Speaker 4: to an escape pod and god damn it.
Speaker 2: So sickly goddamn escape.
Speaker 4: Pots and now we get to confronting Tells in so
Speaker 4: fucking cool here, this is a comic run. I believe
Speaker 4: all of this. So Grievous regrouped with Sidious aboard the
Speaker 4: Scimitar Dude small ship bro. So they went to Dafa Mirror,
Speaker 4: where Douku's signal was coming from. The ship was cloaked
Speaker 4: and they landed secretly. So the pair then proceeded to
Speaker 4: the chamber where Tells and gets her power, and Grievous
Speaker 4: just busts through the fucking wall and calls out Mall.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm gonna fucking bill out. It's so good,
Speaker 4: dud knocking knock, and then uh, Duku ends up he's
Speaker 4: possessed by tals End, so he's fighting, so Grievous and
Speaker 4: Mal end up dueling and Sidious fights Duku and he
Speaker 4: ends up releasing Douku by force. Lightning just's like, oh fuck,
Speaker 4: comes out of like the trance or whatever, and then
Speaker 4: tells in like reforms into like a real person again
Speaker 4: instead just like missed. And that's when tells En is
Speaker 4: like protecting Mall and herself as city is just unleashed
Speaker 4: more lightning on her. Douku then joins in and just
Speaker 4: there and then tells in force pushes Mall into his
Speaker 4: ship so that he can escape, and he does, and
Speaker 4: Grievous bypassed her defenses. M h, Grievous just just walks
Speaker 4: up and kills her, kills her for the second time
Speaker 4: and the last time. And yeah, that pretty much that's
Speaker 4: the end of mother tellson there.
Speaker 2: How that missed get out OF's body?
Speaker 4: Lightning?
Speaker 2: And where did it come out of?
Speaker 4: Oh? His mouth?
Speaker 2: Probably they farted it out because it's green missed. There
Speaker 2: you go, it's not even funny when we said to
Speaker 2: go that far.
Speaker 4: So yeah, the the Droid armies ended up assaulting the
Speaker 4: Knight Brothers the village of the Night Brothers, so fucking
Speaker 4: them all up. And then Sidius congratulated Grievous and Duku
Speaker 4: as they had erased Mall's history. Even though he had escaped,
Speaker 4: it didn't really matter. Everything that he stood for is gone.
Speaker 4: So then Grievous right, yeah, my bad, I had like
Speaker 4: a weird like hiccup burp uh. So then griev Following that,
Speaker 4: Grievous and Duku attempted to retake Christophsis. Ventres caught word
Speaker 4: and was allied with Quinlan Voss. She sought to kill
Speaker 4: Duku again. They fought Douku, but Ventris was severely wounded,
Speaker 4: and Grievous came in and saved Douku. And I think
Speaker 4: Voss ended.
Speaker 2: Up being redeemed in that story in an escape pod.
Speaker 4: Maybe. Well, we're getting into the final days here. We
Speaker 4: all know the final days of Grievous, right, so we
Speaker 4: get the Outer Rim sieges all out offensive on the
Speaker 4: Outer Rim. They're losing the war. At this point, you
Speaker 4: get to the hiding of the Separatist Council on Udapao.
Speaker 4: Then you get the Battle of Curissants. So he landed
Speaker 4: right into the executive District's just like, fuck you, I'm
Speaker 4: coming to get your boys right into the fucking like
Speaker 4: where Padme and Anakin we're making out giant. No, I
Speaker 4: think he was in an art just a landing craft,
Speaker 4: just one of those transports, those h ships right in there, dude.
Speaker 4: And then he ends up killing Roran Cobb, and he
Speaker 4: fought shock T to arrest the Chancellor, and there was
Speaker 4: a bunch of clones there as well, and he ends
Speaker 4: up fighting shock Ta off, captures her by like zapping.
Speaker 2: Her with a fucking magna guard staff.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Jesus Christ, we had explosions going on on
Speaker 4: this motherfucker holy ship. Someone just blew off their hands.
Speaker 2: Holy storm. Damn that was wild.
Speaker 4: Uh So, then yeah, he captureds shok T and then
Speaker 4: kit Fit still comes in and he fights off kid Fisto,
Speaker 4: which is crazy, and he's just on a mission on
Speaker 4: this one. He just marched in there, took the fucking
Speaker 4: took Palpi and yeah, just took him and Shocked he
Speaker 4: dipped out, fucking went right to the dreadnought.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: That's when you get episode three, and we know the
Speaker 4: rest of the story. You get the retreat of Grievous,
Speaker 4: you know, sends a council to Mustafar. We all know
Speaker 4: what happens there.
Speaker 3: We want the peace.
Speaker 4: One more news. Yes, that might be the last Viceroy
Speaker 4: ever that we get on this show.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We'll see. Well, we're gonna do the clone wars, so
Speaker 4: there's plenty of it, plenty of it in thee. There's
Speaker 4: even one with Charger and the Viceroy. So you got
Speaker 4: device it's and then you actually get the toy Irons
Speaker 4: toy Darians too, so you get all the money. You
Speaker 4: get all three of the offensive accents all in one room. Dude,
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Those are just aliens what you're talking about?
Speaker 4: You're right, what am I talking about?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Offensive?
Speaker 4: That's about as offensive as slave one.
Speaker 2: Right, it's not even in this galaxy. It was a
Speaker 2: long long time ago, that's right.
Speaker 4: And then Grievous, you know, fights Kenobe for the last
Speaker 4: time and he dies, and that's the tail of Grievous.
Speaker 4: I mean, dude, tell me what you guys think. I say,
Speaker 4: great is sweet. His big old nerd knobskin.
Speaker 2: Dude's taking out jedis left and right.
Speaker 4: Ye literally left and right, dude going to them to
Speaker 4: take them out. He's not even like defending himself. He's
Speaker 4: like destroying their fleets board and their ships like I'm
Speaker 4: coming to get you, bitch.
Speaker 2: Real creep yep.
Speaker 3: I love him and I just love his design too,
Speaker 3: Like just something about like the lions and his helmet
Speaker 3: and stuff, even like his uh know, when you're playing
Speaker 3: as I'm like in Battlefront and stuff, like he's so
Speaker 3: tall and lanky but also looks like this brute at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 4: He's just got wide shoulders and stuff. Swimmer's body that.
Speaker 2: Looks like that dude that those dudes that are just
Speaker 2: like got their shoulders out all the time.
Speaker 4: Just hoty, too hotty, dude, Scotti too hotty with the
Speaker 4: swimmers body.
Speaker 2: Did Scottie too hot you have gone?
Speaker 4: I would assume, dude, he.
Speaker 2: Was a wrestler.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, dude, those guys are jacked eesel.
Speaker 2: I think back. I mean, I don't know. I'm not googling.
Speaker 2: I just remember his weird hat and his spiky hair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was like Guy Fieri before Guy.
Speaker 4: Scotti. Too hotty. Wow, that's a pool.
Speaker 2: I fucking loved it, dude. W w was great in
Speaker 2: the day, back when was w Batista w w F.
Speaker 3: I love grievous, love his story. I do kind of
Speaker 3: miss that they they got rid of like the more tragic,
Speaker 3: I guess version of his backstory because like he didn't
Speaker 3: in the I think the original one, he they didn't
Speaker 3: like did. They just crashed his ship like immediately, like
Speaker 3: you was just his warlord and like, oh, we want
Speaker 3: to have you joined. This fucked him up. And then
Speaker 3: like when he came to there's like, sorry, man, the
Speaker 3: only way to save you was to put you in
Speaker 3: this body and it was the Jedi that did you.
Speaker 3: And so it was just like a fast tracked version
Speaker 3: of this, but it was like he didn't choose to
Speaker 3: do it back then.
Speaker 2: It was tragic or is that a word.
Speaker 3: More tragic or tragi er uh, But yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I still either way, both cool stories. Love his design,
Speaker 3: cool character.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I actually liked the new law a little
Speaker 4: bit more because I like both obviously like both laws. Sweet.
Speaker 4: I like them the new one more, I think because
Speaker 4: it gives him more autonomy, you know, like it's not
Speaker 4: just he's their slave, which kind of got it, like
Speaker 4: I don't know, it kind of gets lame, I guess
Speaker 4: when it's just like, oh, he's just a fucking slave
Speaker 4: who wants to kill Jedi. Like now he has like
Speaker 4: more motives and he wanted to like he was like
Speaker 4: already like implanting him. So some people said that he
Speaker 4: was already a cyborg when they crashed his ship and ship,
Speaker 4: so like a little bit of both there a little
Speaker 4: bit more juice. But they could have left it, you know,
Speaker 4: they didn't have to, yep.
Speaker 3: But I do miss the the two D Clone Wars
Speaker 3: one because that is he is, he's.
Speaker 4: Moving on a different level and that one menace dude.
Speaker 4: When he's like on the they're like going down the
Speaker 4: elevator and he's like the elevator, that clone just pulls
Speaker 4: out the rocket launcher smokes out the elevator. It's just great.
Speaker 3: And you're talking about him like you know, stopping through
Speaker 3: and fighting the your mother Taslin and stuff. But like
Speaker 3: the same thing in the two D one when he's
Speaker 3: kidnapping Palpatine, when he's up there and like the colone,
Speaker 3: like a huge squad of clones come in, they shut
Speaker 3: the door behind him, and he's just like.
Speaker 4: Ran one by the head with his foot plucks him out.
Speaker 3: The helmets are being just like crunched in, like oh
Speaker 3: my god, yeah, brutal toss them out the windows.
Speaker 1: Whoa dude, man?
Speaker 4: So cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very cool character. Brutal warrior.
Speaker 4: Not my favorite villain. I'm excited most for Dokuku is
Speaker 4: one of my favorites. But I knew Grievous was one
Speaker 4: of your favorites. We already kind of like requested, I
Speaker 4: guess in the one episode for a grievous lower, So
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 2: Yep, got it all.
Speaker 3: We got lots of props for him, you know, so
Speaker 3: a little long.
Speaker 2: But you can do a lot of props for them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright.
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