1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,319 Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast. 2 00:00:03,399 --> 00:00:07,519 Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema, 3 00:00:07,639 --> 00:00:11,439 hula hoops and pac Man video games. Don't you see 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,880 people today have attention spans that can only be measured 5 00:00:15,919 --> 00:00:20,359 in namos seconds, old legends and they just do great 6 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:23,160 black legend and an Adam work from with a lot 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:41,719 of like Hello, no Courtney, it is not party time. 8 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:49,640 Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello my loyal medians. It's 9 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,240 good to see you. It's always good to be seen. Hi. 10 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,000 Named Jesse Presley. I'm on the host of the program 11 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:05,319 ouch called another f podcast, and I'm here. I'm somewhat breathing. 12 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:11,120 I'm in pain. So if you here just random moans 13 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:18,079 and groans and weird pain sounds, well there it is. 14 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,840 Make sure you guys hit up all the socials. Real 15 00:01:21,879 --> 00:01:23,760 Izzy Presley all the way across the board, Twitter and 16 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:28,280 Instagram at Facebook show page is another FM podcast. Also 17 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:36,719 real Izzy Presley on the the TikTok thing, real Izzy 18 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:40,480 Presley on the cameo thing, Still waiting for my first cameo? 19 00:01:43,359 --> 00:01:47,359 And what else? Oh yeah, Also the Patreon five dollars 20 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:55,079 a month ad free exclusive content and you get the 21 00:01:55,079 --> 00:02:02,280 show before everybody else. They're getting the show now. The 22 00:02:02,319 --> 00:02:03,799 rest of the world will get it in the morning. 23 00:02:06,879 --> 00:02:11,000 So crack one for the working man part of me. 24 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:21,719 A delicious mikel of Golden Light and shot of Maker's 25 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:31,520 Mark for the pain cheers. Just got back last night 26 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:37,159 from Minnesota. Had a great weekend. I'm going to do 27 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:40,400 a full review of that on the next show. On 28 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,879 the next public show, this is also a public show, 29 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:48,240 and also going to have Tom and Zeus from the 30 00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:51,599 Shout It Out Loud cast. Excited to have those guys 31 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:55,400 on and bear with me because it's hard to breathe. 32 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,680 The ribs are really fucked up. I can't blow my 33 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:04,680 nose because it hurts. I sneezed in the car and 34 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:06,680 it was probably the most painful thing I've ever felt 35 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:10,120 in my life. Oh Jesus, So if the heavy breathing, 36 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,080 that's why I cannot. I can't breathe, but I can breathe, 37 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:19,400 I just can'tep take deep breaths. So uh, I apologize 38 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,759 about that. Had a great time, I had a great show. 39 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,400 I guess I'm gonna do a full uh full review 40 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,439 of that on the next show. Before I bring on 41 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:34,080 Tom and Zeus and get our kiss teart on and 42 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,199 I'm always excited about doing that. So yes, there will 43 00:03:37,199 --> 00:03:39,479 be video for that show, because you know I always 44 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:45,000 do video when I have guests. Oh fuck, it's like 45 00:03:45,039 --> 00:03:53,319 shit is moving ah good times. So this is going 46 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,879 to be a short show. And if you saw on 47 00:03:57,919 --> 00:04:00,719 the Instagram, I posted a pick sure of my hip 48 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:09,560 from when I hit the ground and that's swollen and 49 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:13,240 scratched as you can see in the photo. It's on 50 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,360 the Instagram, it's on my Facebook, it's on Twitter, YadA, YadA, YadA. 51 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,879 Don't hate me for having a sweet ass. So what happened? Out? 52 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:31,360 Jesus Ah coughing hurts? So what happened? Okay? So I 53 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:36,519 was looking for the perfect place to take a picture 54 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:40,879 with the sun, bitch. And this is not a result 55 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:45,120 of taking the picture. It's not one of those morons 56 00:04:45,399 --> 00:04:47,519 standing on a cliff falling off trying to get a 57 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:52,360 picture things. But I'm trying to find the perfect picture, 58 00:04:52,519 --> 00:04:55,920 the perfect background, because you drive through Utah, you see 59 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:58,759 all the red canyons and it reminds you of the 60 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:04,319 Roadrunner wily coyote cartoons. So I found the perfect place 61 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,480 a perfect lookout point, observation point. And I pulled in 62 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:17,560 and I parked, and I got the picture while doing so. 63 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:23,639 As I pulled in, another vehicle pulled in another single dude, 64 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:31,879 and but whatever. As I'm taking my picture, it's very, 65 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:40,279 very very windy this year, you know, super high elevation 66 00:05:41,399 --> 00:05:49,000 and tends to get windy. So his hat blew off, 67 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:58,879 and it blew off closer to me, and me being 68 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:03,480 a th can good human being. Hey, I'll grab that 69 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:13,560 for you and mistak. So I step over the curb 70 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:18,680 and now this you might have seen the photo of 71 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:24,639 where it happened. So this is on a slight decline 72 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:36,160 going down to a canyon, just dead end canyon, fall 73 00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:41,560 to death. Part of me, I need another sip of 74 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:50,079 Michelob golden Light. The benefits of driving to Minnesota. Oh, 75 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,680 I get to bring home Michelob golden Light. So I'm 76 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,680 a guy. I don't go grab the half of the dude. Yeah, 77 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,800 I got it, Just get some mariage, good dude, good 78 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:09,600 human being. Well, I was in a hurry, so I 79 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,639 may or may not have been moving a little bit 80 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,720 faster than I show. I wasn't running to get it. 81 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:19,920 I was just walking fast. Well, when you're walking fast 82 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:25,680 on a slight decline which ends up turning into a 83 00:07:26,439 --> 00:07:30,519 not so slight decline, you tend to pick up speed. 84 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:34,759 So I have my hand, I have some bitch in 85 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:40,959 one hand, my phone in the other, all intentions on 86 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:48,319 picking up this hat for this dude. Ow, it even hurts, 87 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:54,839 hurts to belch. I'm coming up to the hat. He's like, 88 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:59,639 WHOA hold up there, buddy, I slow down. I'm like, 89 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:08,120 I couldn't, So I proceeded to move faster, not by choice, 90 00:08:08,399 --> 00:08:11,720 by gravity. For all of you that don't believe in 91 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:19,680 gravity and move faster cannot slow down. And move faster 92 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:26,199 cannot slow down. And it's basically like I'm halfway between 93 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:31,000 a jog and a run, which, as you know, is 94 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,039 probably not very fast for me. I've never been a 95 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,480 fast runner. But still moving aha, moving faster than I 96 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:45,639 would like to. And I see the end coming up. 97 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:55,799 There's bushes, and then you're dead. And luckily I lost 98 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:03,399 my balance, crashed and burned, landed on my right side. 99 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:08,120 My shoulder, my hip, my knee all landed in the gravel. 100 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:13,759 And of course, well the shoulder hit the rock. If 101 00:09:13,799 --> 00:09:15,320 you look at the picture. You do, man, you can 102 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:22,240 see a large it's flat, it's on the ground. Hold on, 103 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:27,559 all right, we're good, Ah, good to go. It was 104 00:09:27,639 --> 00:09:30,799 a maintenance guy coming to look at my toilet that 105 00:09:30,919 --> 00:09:37,799 was running, and I probably could have fixed that. He 106 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:43,879 just turned something and it was fixed, but that would 107 00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:49,279 have hurt. And of course he was here, so I 108 00:09:49,279 --> 00:09:50,840 had him pick up a couple of things I could 109 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:55,039 bend over to pick up. I apologized. He was cool 110 00:09:55,039 --> 00:10:00,519 about it, just coins that I can't bend over. All right, 111 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:07,519 So where were we? So moving faster and faster, land on, shoulder, hip, 112 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,720 knee scrapes on all three. You saw the picture of 113 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:23,600 the hip and of course head hits rock phenomenal. We 114 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:26,159 know this, ah, we know there's nothing up there to 115 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:31,799 fuck up. So as you all know, oh Jesus, like 116 00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:34,919 I could feel shit moving. It's got to be like 117 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:41,360 torn cartilage. So anyways, initial shock, dah, that just like 118 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:44,720 the burrito is an initial shock. Yeah that hurts. I'm 119 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:50,919 sure I'll be fine. Dude's like okay, man, like yeah 120 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:57,279 till tomorrow. Need anything like no, well, like a thousand 121 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:04,480 dollars would be nice joke. Yeah, speaking of that, I 122 00:11:04,519 --> 00:11:08,720 am unable to work because I can't lift anything. So uh, 123 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:13,440 anybody wants to help out, that would be glorious dollar 124 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:17,279 Signedzzy Presley's the cash app Real Izzy Presley's vol Presley 125 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:19,879 at yahoo dot com is the PayPal zell if you 126 00:11:19,919 --> 00:11:28,639 have my phone number. Oh my god, brutal. So I 127 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:33,480 picked myself up, pick up the sum bitch who's unscathed. 128 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:37,080 Frame did not break. The glass did not break, because 129 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:46,039 you know, some bitch is unbreakable. Ah, phone not cracked 130 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,799 anymore than it already was, but a nice layer of 131 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:54,519 dust on it, all right. So I get up to 132 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:59,480 the car and uh, of course dude walks down to 133 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:06,200 grab his hat. Doesn't hurt himself like I did. Thank you. 134 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:12,639 On my way. Now, this is about five hour drive 135 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:20,639 and I can feel it getting hurty a little bit, 136 00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:24,039 not thinking anything of it. It's like I'll just be sore. 137 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,799 I stopped to get gas and I try to get 138 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:42,519 out of the car. Holy fuck, certain motions and if 139 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,879 anybody's fucked up your ribs, now, this is like tit 140 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:57,000 level rib. This isn't like bottom rib. Holy shit, getting 141 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:07,440 in and out of the car is brutal. Just oh god, 142 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:12,919 I thought I was gonna sneeze and you were gonna 143 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:18,399 hear a death howl. Hopefully I don't sneeze. Getting in 144 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,200 and out of the car is just brutal. I still 145 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:25,440 had to stop and get gas one more time, and 146 00:13:27,919 --> 00:13:37,200 just any movement in the car absolutely brutal. I get home, 147 00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:41,360 thankfully my neighbors that I know were here. They were 148 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:46,039 nice enough to help me get the guitars and everything 149 00:13:46,039 --> 00:13:47,720 out of the car and bring it up to the apartment. 150 00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:55,639 The beer, you know, the important shit, offered me some 151 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:01,240 very strong i'd be profen six hundred milligram pills. Not 152 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,480 sure if those are helping or not, but they must be. 153 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,919 I mean, it still hurts like a motherfucker. And like 154 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:16,120 I said, with ribs, there's nothing you can fucking do. Ah. 155 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:25,759 So there's that. There's that. I Getting the shoes off 156 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,879 was the pain. Getting the clothes off was. Thank god. 157 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,919 I have jerseys, baseball jerseys you can button up. I 158 00:14:34,919 --> 00:14:37,080 have a couple of sleeveless shirts you can button up, 159 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:43,159 because T shirts are not an option. I took off 160 00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:45,399 my underwear and a piece of rock fell out of 161 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:50,600 the underwear from the hip where I crashed and burned. 162 00:14:54,159 --> 00:15:03,799 And that's it. That's what happened. For the power of 163 00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:08,879 a hilarious sum bitch photo. And it was as you saw. 164 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,480 The caption was Hi, there, we're looking for a coyote 165 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:14,840 goes by the name Wiley, sometimes seen with a road runner. 166 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,559 If I had not stopped to take that photo, this 167 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:23,759 would not have happened. If the gal I was trying 168 00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:25,960 to see in Denver had let me see her, this 169 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:34,639 might not have happened. If she had time, If that 170 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:40,720 would have driven a different way, this would not have happened. No, 171 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:57,600 that's my luck. That's how shit goes. I know. With 172 00:15:57,679 --> 00:15:59,720 the moaning and the breathing and probably sounds like I 173 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:04,919 went off, I am not. Don't worry. I hurt so bad. 174 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:11,480 Even the thought of getting a blow job hurts. And 175 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:15,279 here's the other thing. I don't want to eat because 176 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:18,720 I don't want to have to poop. Is he How 177 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,000 could that be? Well, it's very very simple. I'm right handed. 178 00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:25,919 This is the right side of my body. Yes, I 179 00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,320 can jerk off with my left hand. I can switch 180 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,440 hands again a stroke. I'm a complete pro. But that's 181 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,399 the only thing I can do with my left hand 182 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:38,480 other than play guitar. You ever tried to wipe with 183 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:42,840 your with your palsy hand. You ever tried to wipe 184 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:49,320 with the hand that you don't usually use. I'm not 185 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:55,799 excited about this. Thank lemy, I got that high power, 186 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:03,320 high pressure shower head that I can clean my ass 187 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:09,480 with because this is going to be brutal. This is 188 00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:16,160 going to be absolutely brutal. Not as brutal as the 189 00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:25,440 not working thing. But hey man, so is life. Tis 190 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:34,160 what it tis. It hurts to sleep, it hurts to 191 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:41,480 lay down. But we'll see how hockey players do it. 192 00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:45,119 I have no fucking idea. They are a different fucking 193 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:51,440 breed man, because I can barely move, barely move anyways. 194 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,519 See you in a couple of days. Probably give another 195 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:58,920 show for the Patreon tomorrow, maybe a second one tonight. 196 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,599 We'll see how I f well. I'm gonna hurt regardless. 197 00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:07,720 I gotta do shows, so uh all right, outro music. 198 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:15,839 It's been another refing podcast. Uh see you guys in 199 00:18:15,839 --> 00:18:19,759 a couple of days of tom a Zeus showed out 200 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:28,400 loud cast and uh hopefully talk to the Patreon folks tomorrow. 201 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,720 Maybe a second show today if I can muster it, 202 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,279 if I can think of anything else to talk about. 203 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,799 So there's that hit up the socials. Real is the 204 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:43,960 Presley Twitter, Escape of Facebook, show Patre another ref and 205 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:48,079 podcast Cameo Relzzy Presley and sign up for the Patreon 206 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:52,960 It's only five dollars a month AD, free shows, exclusive content. 207 00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:59,559 Get it for everybody else. And there's that Talk to 208 00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:03,799 You Soon. My name is Izzi Presley, but I lack 209 00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:30,400 of talent I make up for the cock boobs.