Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
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Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, Hello my loyal medians. It's
good to see you. It's always good to be seen. Hi.
Named Jesse Presley. I'm on the host of the program
ouch called another f podcast, and I'm here. I'm somewhat breathing.
I'm in pain. So if you here just random moans
and groans and weird pain sounds, well there it is.
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So crack one for the working man part of me.
A delicious mikel of Golden Light and shot of Maker's
Mark for the pain cheers. Just got back last night
from Minnesota. Had a great weekend. I'm going to do
a full review of that on the next show. On
the next public show, this is also a public show,
and also going to have Tom and Zeus from the
Shout It Out Loud cast. Excited to have those guys
on and bear with me because it's hard to breathe.
The ribs are really fucked up. I can't blow my
nose because it hurts. I sneezed in the car and
it was probably the most painful thing I've ever felt
in my life. Oh Jesus, So if the heavy breathing,
that's why I cannot. I can't breathe, but I can breathe,
I just can'tep take deep breaths. So uh, I apologize
about that. Had a great time, I had a great show.
I guess I'm gonna do a full uh full review
of that on the next show. Before I bring on
Tom and Zeus and get our kiss teart on and
I'm always excited about doing that. So yes, there will
be video for that show, because you know I always
do video when I have guests. Oh fuck, it's like
shit is moving ah good times. So this is going
to be a short show. And if you saw on
the Instagram, I posted a pick sure of my hip
from when I hit the ground and that's swollen and
scratched as you can see in the photo. It's on
the Instagram, it's on my Facebook, it's on Twitter, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Don't hate me for having a sweet ass. So what happened? Out?
Jesus Ah coughing hurts? So what happened? Okay? So I
was looking for the perfect place to take a picture
with the sun, bitch. And this is not a result
of taking the picture. It's not one of those morons
standing on a cliff falling off trying to get a
picture things. But I'm trying to find the perfect picture,
the perfect background, because you drive through Utah, you see
all the red canyons and it reminds you of the
Roadrunner wily coyote cartoons. So I found the perfect place
a perfect lookout point, observation point. And I pulled in
and I parked, and I got the picture while doing so.
As I pulled in, another vehicle pulled in another single dude,
and but whatever. As I'm taking my picture, it's very,
very very windy this year, you know, super high elevation
and tends to get windy. So his hat blew off,
and it blew off closer to me, and me being
a th can good human being. Hey, I'll grab that
for you and mistak. So I step over the curb
and now this you might have seen the photo of
where it happened. So this is on a slight decline
going down to a canyon, just dead end canyon, fall
to death. Part of me, I need another sip of
Michelob golden Light. The benefits of driving to Minnesota. Oh,
I get to bring home Michelob golden Light. So I'm
a guy. I don't go grab the half of the dude. Yeah,
I got it, Just get some mariage, good dude, good
human being. Well, I was in a hurry, so I
may or may not have been moving a little bit
faster than I show. I wasn't running to get it.
I was just walking fast. Well, when you're walking fast
on a slight decline which ends up turning into a
not so slight decline, you tend to pick up speed.
So I have my hand, I have some bitch in
one hand, my phone in the other, all intentions on
picking up this hat for this dude. Ow, it even hurts,
hurts to belch. I'm coming up to the hat. He's like,
WHOA hold up there, buddy, I slow down. I'm like,
I couldn't, So I proceeded to move faster, not by choice,
by gravity. For all of you that don't believe in
gravity and move faster cannot slow down. And move faster
cannot slow down. And it's basically like I'm halfway between
a jog and a run, which, as you know, is
probably not very fast for me. I've never been a
fast runner. But still moving aha, moving faster than I
would like to. And I see the end coming up.
There's bushes, and then you're dead. And luckily I lost
my balance, crashed and burned, landed on my right side.
My shoulder, my hip, my knee all landed in the gravel.
And of course, well the shoulder hit the rock. If
you look at the picture. You do, man, you can
see a large it's flat, it's on the ground. Hold on,
all right, we're good, Ah, good to go. It was
a maintenance guy coming to look at my toilet that
was running, and I probably could have fixed that. He
just turned something and it was fixed, but that would
have hurt. And of course he was here, so I
had him pick up a couple of things I could
bend over to pick up. I apologized. He was cool
about it, just coins that I can't bend over. All right,
So where were we? So moving faster and faster, land on, shoulder, hip,
knee scrapes on all three. You saw the picture of
the hip and of course head hits rock phenomenal. We
know this, ah, we know there's nothing up there to
fuck up. So as you all know, oh Jesus, like
I could feel shit moving. It's got to be like
torn cartilage. So anyways, initial shock, dah, that just like
the burrito is an initial shock. Yeah that hurts. I'm
sure I'll be fine. Dude's like okay, man, like yeah
till tomorrow. Need anything like no, well, like a thousand
dollars would be nice joke. Yeah, speaking of that, I
am unable to work because I can't lift anything. So uh,
anybody wants to help out, that would be glorious dollar
Signedzzy Presley's the cash app Real Izzy Presley's vol Presley
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have my phone number. Oh my god, brutal. So I
picked myself up, pick up the sum bitch who's unscathed.
Frame did not break. The glass did not break, because
you know, some bitch is unbreakable. Ah, phone not cracked
anymore than it already was, but a nice layer of
dust on it, all right. So I get up to
the car and uh, of course dude walks down to
grab his hat. Doesn't hurt himself like I did. Thank you.
On my way. Now, this is about five hour drive
and I can feel it getting hurty a little bit,
not thinking anything of it. It's like I'll just be sore.
I stopped to get gas and I try to get
out of the car. Holy fuck, certain motions and if
anybody's fucked up your ribs, now, this is like tit
level rib. This isn't like bottom rib. Holy shit, getting
in and out of the car is brutal. Just oh god,
I thought I was gonna sneeze and you were gonna
hear a death howl. Hopefully I don't sneeze. Getting in
and out of the car is just brutal. I still
had to stop and get gas one more time, and
just any movement in the car absolutely brutal. I get home,
thankfully my neighbors that I know were here. They were
nice enough to help me get the guitars and everything
out of the car and bring it up to the apartment.
The beer, you know, the important shit, offered me some
very strong i'd be profen six hundred milligram pills. Not
sure if those are helping or not, but they must be.
I mean, it still hurts like a motherfucker. And like
I said, with ribs, there's nothing you can fucking do. Ah.
So there's that. There's that. I Getting the shoes off
was the pain. Getting the clothes off was. Thank god.
I have jerseys, baseball jerseys you can button up. I
have a couple of sleeveless shirts you can button up,
because T shirts are not an option. I took off
my underwear and a piece of rock fell out of
the underwear from the hip where I crashed and burned.
And that's it. That's what happened. For the power of
a hilarious sum bitch photo. And it was as you saw.
The caption was Hi, there, we're looking for a coyote
goes by the name Wiley, sometimes seen with a road runner.
If I had not stopped to take that photo, this
would not have happened. If the gal I was trying
to see in Denver had let me see her, this
might not have happened. If she had time, If that
would have driven a different way, this would not have happened. No,
that's my luck. That's how shit goes. I know. With
the moaning and the breathing and probably sounds like I
went off, I am not. Don't worry. I hurt so bad.
Even the thought of getting a blow job hurts. And
here's the other thing. I don't want to eat because
I don't want to have to poop. Is he How
could that be? Well, it's very very simple. I'm right handed.
This is the right side of my body. Yes, I
can jerk off with my left hand. I can switch
hands again a stroke. I'm a complete pro. But that's
the only thing I can do with my left hand
other than play guitar. You ever tried to wipe with
your with your palsy hand. You ever tried to wipe
with the hand that you don't usually use. I'm not
excited about this. Thank lemy, I got that high power,
high pressure shower head that I can clean my ass
with because this is going to be brutal. This is
going to be absolutely brutal. Not as brutal as the
not working thing. But hey man, so is life. Tis
what it tis. It hurts to sleep, it hurts to
lay down. But we'll see how hockey players do it.
I have no fucking idea. They are a different fucking
breed man, because I can barely move, barely move anyways.
See you in a couple of days. Probably give another
show for the Patreon tomorrow, maybe a second one tonight.
We'll see how I f well. I'm gonna hurt regardless.
I gotta do shows, so uh all right, outro music.
It's been another refing podcast. Uh see you guys in
a couple of days of tom a Zeus showed out
loud cast and uh hopefully talk to the Patreon folks tomorrow.
Maybe a second show today if I can muster it,
if I can think of anything else to talk about.
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