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<v Speaker 1>Fuck that to the day. We make you look smart, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the FuG to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell looked at me yesterday and said, dude, would you

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<v Speaker 2>bring in some really good fun facts on Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exactly what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, you know what, I will bring in

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<v Speaker 2>some really good fun facts because then I'll just leave

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<v Speaker 2>it to the listeners. James, listener, James sent me a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of fun facts. Octopuses.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so majestic octopuses.

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<v Speaker 2>Have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills while

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<v Speaker 2>the third pumps to the rest of the body. Plus

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<v Speaker 2>bonus fun fact, their blood is blue due to a

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<v Speaker 2>copper based molecule.

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<v Speaker 3>Ooh rod, James, Thank you, James.

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<v Speaker 2>How about this one. Hell, In seventeen fifty nine, Arthur Guinness.

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<v Speaker 2>I was there, he signed hel and Arthur Guinness signed

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<v Speaker 2>a nine thousand year lease for a brewery Inublin, Ireland

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<v Speaker 2>for seventy five dollars a month. Guinness will be in

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<v Speaker 2>that brewery until the year ten thousand, seven hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>fifty nine, then they can renegotiate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'm waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, a nine thousand year lease.

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<v Speaker 1>Why stop there? When do Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Ten Anders Celsius. I wonder what he came up with

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<v Speaker 3>this drink. He invented the temperature scale.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackasses, Anders Celsius invented his temperature scale in seventeen forty two.

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<v Speaker 2>He had the boiling point of water at zero and

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<v Speaker 2>the freezing point at one hundred. Right after he died,

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<v Speaker 2>they flipped it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's neat.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor guy's been rolling over in its grave ever since.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in your body. It's the fuck that's the day.