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Speaker 1: Calorogas shark media, Conan O'Brien is being compared to a

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drug lord. Hello from poolside. I'm Johnny Mack with your

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daily comedy news. You VNDX of nine eighty five degrees out.

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We are by the pool. Did you watch Conan O'Brien's

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podcast with Molly Shannon? People are like, what's with the hair? Conan?

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You know he is the pompadour. His hair is usually poofy. No,

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it was slicked back. What's with that? One fan asked

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in the YouTube comments, we all click for the hair

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and there's no explanation. Slick back hair was called greaser

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Conan by fans. The comments section was awesome. This reminds

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me maybe we'll do it tomorrow to go into the

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bill Burg comments section, which is differently awesome. Social media

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user comments included what does he look like? I'm about

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to be sold to used Kia Sarrento. Pretty sure this

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guy drives a New York cab. Hey, I got Conan's

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hair wrong. Conan is dead. This is his doppelganger, Conan

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looking like your Irish uncle who shows you how to

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steal guests from car and gives you a flick knife

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and tells you to keep it a secret from mom

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straight off hoour moos closing has led to Conan's pampador

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deflating and greez er Conan isn't real, he can't hurt you.

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Page six says Conan O'Brien's rep did not immediately respond

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to their request for comment. Meanwhile, David Letterman he used

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to host twelve thirty on NBC. So did Conan O'Brien.

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For some reason, Seth Myers so said these days that

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doesn't make any sense right, No, make twelve thirty great again.

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David Letterman was at the Montreal Comedy Festival and the

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folks at Beats ninety two point five were there. They

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say the room was buzzing from the start, but things

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escalated quickly when our good friend Paul Shaver pointed to

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the ceiling, prompting production to lower a massive Canadian flag

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over the stage. Paul Schaeffer and the guy from the

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Montreal Canadians who sings the anthem led the audience in

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a version of O Canada. The guys from ninety two

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to five tell us Letterman was in prime form, leaning

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into his signature dry wit, He jokingly offered multiple apologies

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for their American leader. Send your letters to David Letterman.

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He is, after all, a letter man. Get it. Yes? Aha.

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Dave delighted the local crowd with pointed, humorous remarks, reassuring

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everyone that Canada is not for sale. We'll say outcomes.

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Will Arnett's the guest. They'd talked about his comedy career,

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the SmartLess Podcast, his time on Arrested Development, his time

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being married to Amy Poehler, and the existential depth of

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his character on BoJack Horseman. We also learned that his

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father used to be the CEO of Mulson Brewery. Hey,

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it's Scott the Neighbor. Hi, Scott the Neighbor. I'm recording

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my podcast. Scott's cleaning up some trees out there. I

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told you it's a poolside edition. Will Arnett came out

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and capped off the night with a classic late night

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top ten list of things that sound cool when Will

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Arnett says it. Will Arnette then read the top ten

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phrases in his infamous Will Arnett voice. Paul Schaeffer comes

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back out leads the audience into a performance of Bachmann

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Turner Overdrives taking care of business. Then they did a

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second rendition with French lyrics I won't butcher those for you.

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Ninety two five gives it a ten out of ten.

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You know it's out on Netflix today. Hey, is Kevin

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Hart's seventy two Hours. This is the movie in which

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Kevin Hart, who's forty seven years old, pretends to be

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forty and gets invited out for a weekend with some

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young guys, including Marcelo Hernandez. Why the character has to

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be forty and not forty seven, ask Kevin Hart. Before

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we get to that, Kevin Hart has been trading barbes

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with NBA star Lebron Jeames. Kevin Hart was on The

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Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon and said bleep him and

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meaning Lebron James, not Jimmy Fallon. Why would he curse

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out Jimmy Fallon of Lebron. He's a cheater, He's a

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dishonest golfer. I had more love for Lebron before he

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started all this. I'm adding another year. I'm going to

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another team. I don't care what that man's doing with basketball.

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He's messing up our golfer team. I don't want to

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play basketball at all because he's messing up our schedule.

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He's messing up our schedule. Man, This whole new team

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thing's gonna throw a schedule off. In seventy two Hours,

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in which forty seven year old Kevin Hart plays a

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forty year old hanging out with young guys like Marcelo

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Hernandez and Ben Marshall, Ben Marshall got a nice fluff

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piece from Cosmo, a glow up. I will call it

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nice job, Ben Marshall's agent. Ben Marshall tells Cosmo it's

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boring and obvious, but I really just love comedy. I

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love laughing with my friends. I feel so lucky that

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I get to make stuff with people that I like

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and laugh all the time. I'm trying to think of

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anything else I could tell you about myself that's remotely interesting, Cosmo,

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said Seth Myers, who, for some reason as a twelve

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thirty show I don't understand either, pointed out how often

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you were shirtless this past season on SNL and shirtless

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in the seventy two Hours trailer. Cosmo was like, you're

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trying to get a Cosmo centerfold like Burt Reynold's voice

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of the comedy stock Market. Ben said, Yeah, everything was

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very calculated. Now. I never imagined myself taking my shirt

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off in anything. Then it just kind of happened. It

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was funny shooting seventy two Hours where we knew that

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we had our shirts off, but we were shooting that

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part toward the end of the summer, so all summer

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we were obsessed with what we were eating and working out.

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We learned that Ben Marshall likes basketball and used to play,

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but picked theater over basketball. Ben said, I guess there

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was a moment in high school I was like really

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getting into making videos on YouTube and photography, so I

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switched to this arts high school in Savannah called Savannah

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Arts Academy. I didn't really do much theater or anything

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we had, but it would always act in videos that

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we were making as for seventy two Hours, He says.

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Kevin Hart is the nicest guy in the world. It

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was kind of crazy. He was improvising so much and

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setting us up to improvise. Sometimes older comedians don't give

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it up as much, but he really gives it up.

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Cosmo asked Ben Marshall, and it seems like we're setting

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him up to be a heart throb. I mean, if

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we have him as a heart throb, and Marcelo Hernandez

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is a heart throb. This is some movie, Ben, describe

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your ideal date. Ben says, go to the loudest part,

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or you can find no conversation, or see a long

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film no conversation. Then you each go home to your

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own apartments and you go to sleep early. He told

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a story about dating my freshman year of college. I

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was still dating my high school girlfriend, who was a

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senior in high school spring break. I flew home to

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go to prom with her, and she breaks up with

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me immediately, but she still wants me to go to

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prom with her. I'm like, this is crazy. I'm gonna

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go play basketball, blow off some steam. Then I sprained

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my ankle, so I met my old high school prom

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with my ex girlfriend on crutches, hobbling around. Just the saddest,

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most pathetic site. No hard feelings though, and if you're

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reading this, you know who you are. It's all love.

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Hold On Magazine asked Marcelo Hernandez what it was like.

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We're with a generation of young comedians. Marcello said, from

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day one all the way through the finish, they were

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hungry comics and hungry comedic actors seizing an opportunity. It's

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a great thing to be part of an R rated comedy.

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It's been some time since we've been back in this space.

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Kevin Hardy added, Oh my god, I can't believe I'm

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doing a movie. Those are feelings I don't have as

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much because I've been doing it for so long. But

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it was refreshing to be around this new generation that

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has it. It made me just hungry. Marcelo said of Kevin,

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to learn from him. Being around someone like Kevin was incredible.

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I paid attention to everything he did because I wanted

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to absorb as much as I could. Working with him

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was a blessing. Now, you may recall earlier in the week,

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Marcelo Hernandez did a Kevin Hart impression. Kevin Hart has

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now done a Marcelo Hernandez impression, and he pretty much

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captures it. No socks, no socks. I don't need socks

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because I Dominican. I Dominican. We don't wear socks. We

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don't need socks. Yep, nailed it tomorrow in Montreal. It's

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that weird. Al concert Al had recently spoken to the

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Pittsburgh City Paper. They credited Al with popularizing song parodies.

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Al said, actually, Alan Sherman had three number one albums

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doing parody songs. And our national anthem is a parody song,

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you know now, I look that up. The National Anthem

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is sung to the tune of a pre existing song

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that was the theme song of a Gentleman's club. Interestingly enough,

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but it's not really a parody song. It just uses

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the melody. It's not like the Star Spangled Benner is

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like goofing on some other song. Al said, I think

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because I got that early leg up on MTV, I

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kind of became the brand name of parody songs. The

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Xerox are Kleenux if you will. Al's last album was

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in twenty fourteen, Mandatory Fun. I remember the day that

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came out. I went for a run. I remember listening

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to it. I could tell you exactly where I was

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when I was listening to Mandatory Fun way back in

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twenty fourteen. Since then, Al's been focused on releasing singles.

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harder these days because we don't have quite the monoculture

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Free Show on Saturday, I think we can get a

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hint of what it will look like. We'll look at

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The guys from Boston dot Com. We're there, they say,

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Balladeerian Clown Puddles Pity Party kicked off the evening by

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giving new energy to rock classics including Crazy Train. Al

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comes out and he opens with Tacky. Let's take a

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If you know you're out, that's a good one. Poke Mania,

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everything you know is wrong? One more minute smells like Nirvana.

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Dear to be Stupid than at Medley Party in the CIA,

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like Assurgeon, word crimes and Canadian Idiot. Then onto fat

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full version. It's my world and we're all living in it.

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Captain Underpants theme song. Now you Know Happy Together, a

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cover of the Turtle song not a parody. Puddles Pity

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and nerdy and amish Paradise Nice fish Al then pretended

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to leave and then came back out because there was

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an encore. We all have cell phones. The saga begins,

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and Yoda Boston dot Com said it was weird and

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it was great on Saturdays during the summer, I'm doing

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these deep dives. Tomorrows will be about the Joe Rogan experience,

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and because of that, we'll do two days of the

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Just for Laughs Montreal Comedy Festival schedule. On Friday night,

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it's the JFL Awards. Chris Fleming will receive the Comedy

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Performance of the Year award, otsgo At Cotska receives the

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Breakout Comedy Star of the Year, Lisa Gilroy will be

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honored as the Rising Comedy Star of the Year, and

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Gabe Iglesias will receive the Generation Award. That's at three

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thirty in the afternoon, which gives you plenty of time

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to make it to the Mike berbigli A gala at

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six thirty Sultan Cosas plays at seven. All right, we've

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got a real lineup tonight, British at seven, Ashley Gavin

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at seven, The New Faces do a second show at seven,

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Jacqueline Novak at nine to thirty, otsgo at Cosco has

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a gala at nine thirty, and then midnight Surprise at

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eleven fifty nine. That's more in line with what we've

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would of course be at Weird Al. Dan Soda does

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a second show at nine thirty, New Faces does a

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show at nine thirty and then again midnight Surprise. Comedy

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stock marketine. Thank you Bert Reynolds. If you were new

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to this. The comedy stock market works like the real

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We try to find value here and make some hypothetical

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by the pool watching neighbor Scott clear up the branches

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from that recent storm, a terrible storm. All right, we're

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gonna buy Marcelo Hernandez. John what you killed Marcelo Hernandez

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all week long? And now we're buying Marcelo Hernandez. Yeah,

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just if everybody else is gonna make this guy the

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next Adam Sandler, I'm not gonna fight it. You guys

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are all stupid. He's not funny, he is good looking,

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he does one thing well. But let's buy some Mare

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Solo Hernandez. I mean, this is all about making money. Sure,

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we'll buy Marcelo Hernandez. Let's also buy some Ben Marshall.

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I'd like that Cosmo preview I just read to you,

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and you know, maybe he breaks out a little bit

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standing next to Kevin Hard Marcello Hernandez, and people go,

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who's that. Oh, yeah, that's the guy from Please Don't Destroy.

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I could see Ben Marshall stepping up in class here.

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Let's buy Shane Gillis. It's kind of like buying stock

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and apple. You look at it and you go, it's

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so absurdly high. How can it go up? And it

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keeps going up and up and up. So even though

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Shane Gillis is really high value, I'm buying in just

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no stopping this guy right now. And he's very funny.

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Let's also buy Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart likes to make money.

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He's everywhere, he's got a new movie. Everything he does

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is pretty popular. Let's buy some Kevin Hart. All right,

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some names that might be off your radar. We're gonna

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buy Katherine Blandford. Who's that? Just a comedian whose name

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you should know, Catherine Blandford. This is what we do here.

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Trust me. We're buying very low on Catherine. Keep an

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eye on her. We're going to buy Mo Gilligan. He's

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got that Netflix documentary Big Chicken coming out on August fifth.

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It's basically supersized me but Chicken. But here's the thing.

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And I can tell you this because I teach college classes.

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This younger generation, you know, like you and me, we

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knew all the old stuff, like even if we didn't,

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like ever see a Humphrey Bogart film, we kind of

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sort of knew who Bogart was, maybe because Bugs Bunny

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parodied him, but we kind of knew about stuff. And

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if you grew up in the seventies, he grew up

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on black and white TV shows from the late fifties

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and the sixties, so you knew the stuff that came before.

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These kids today, unless it was on TikTok five minutes ago,

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they don't know what it is. So they're gonna watch

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Big Chicken. It'd be like, oh wow, this guy ate

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one thing for a month, and us oldies are gonna go, Yeah,

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Morgan Spurlock did that and supersize me in two thousand

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and four, but these kids did don't know anything from

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two thousand and four. Forget it. So we'll buy some

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Mo Gilligan. We're gonna buy Rory Scovell. Why John, I'll

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tell you a second. Let me finish the news, and

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we're gonna buy Whitmer Thomas, Why John, same note, Let

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me finish the news and I'll tell you why. All right,

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So here's who we're buying. Marcelo Hernandez, Ben Marshall Kevin Hart,

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Shane Gillis, Katherine Blanford, Mogillian, Rory Scovell, and Whitmert Thomas.

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That is the comedy stock market for this week. Tomorrow

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on this program will deep dive on the Joe Rogan Experience,

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how it came to be and how it is so popular.

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Saturdays this summer, I've been doing these deep dives so

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I can actually hang out in the pool. You can

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record pool side. You can't record pool in you know

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what I'm saying. And I gotta tell you what today's show.

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I came out. I wrote a bunch of scripts and

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I was like, all right, I'll record pool Side today,

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record a bunch of these. And then the guys who

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come and do the gutters came and you know, they

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had ladders and hoses and made the dogs bark, and

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I'm like, all right. As much it's fun to record

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with cicadas and planes and Scott the neighbor, you can't

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record with all that. So I had to go back inside.

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And now my wife texted me and she's almost going

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to be home, so I'm only going to get to

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record this one episode of pool Side today. It is

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tough being a podcaster. I'll tell you that, all right,

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why are we buying Rory Scovell. He's going to have

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a new Netflix special. It's called Show Must Go on Tuesday,

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August eleventh. It is his first new hour on Netflix

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since twenty seventeen's Rory Scovell Tries Stand Up for the

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first time. It was shot at the Neptune in Seattle, Washington.

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We don't know what it's about yet. Interestingly enough, we

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will buy Whitmer Thomas because he's getting an HBO special.

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They keep dipping into the weird for what they're doing.

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At least it's a brand unless you know, except for

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the Mark Meron, everything else has been like weird and

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quirky except Mark Marin. I don't know why Mark Maron

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was on HBO other than he's great. It was a

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great special. Now you might be like, who's Whitmer Thomas now?

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Johnny Mack of course knew who Whitmer Thomas is, but

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you know, just for your sake, I looked it up

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just to explain to you who Whitmer Thomas is. I

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of course knew that he's best known for his voice

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on stone Quackers, the FXX animated comedy series from twenty fourteen.

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Of course I knew that, and his work with the

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LA based comedy True Power Violence and who can forget

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his HBO special from February twenty second, twenty twenty, The

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Golden One. Yeah, I mean yes, Well, he's got a

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new special coming out on HBO. It is called Terminal

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Crew of Dudes. It's an hour filled with original songs,

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home videos, and heartfelt memories. Whitmer Thomas says in the trailer.

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When I was a little kid, I wanted to get

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bit by a radioactive hillbilly so that I'd become Forrest Gump.

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One day, he's joined by his bandmates and they sing

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funny songs about chaotic adolescents, skateboarding, sales, and ruining a

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Benny Hannah birthday party. Whitmer Thomas, Terminal Crew of Dudes, HBO,

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August fourth, nine pm. So that's why we're buying him,

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because no one knows who that is. Yet we buy

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low and we sell high. I did watch the Bill

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maher Thing on Netflix. Well, by by watch, I mean

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hit play, and went, oh my god, I can't take

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any more of Whitney coming skip skip skip skip skip

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is Jay Leno on yet oh wait, here's Louis c K.

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And Louis K wasn't funny. Skip skip skip hips kIPS

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hip skip. Oh here's Jay Leno. Ja'll be good and

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Jay was all right. Jay's gotten really old, by the way,

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like really old. So I balled on that. Speaking of

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unwatchable shows, Leslie Jones has her HGTV show Roast My

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Rental tonight, ten East ninth Central. Leslie Jones tours some

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of America's most outrageous short term rentals, roasting every questionable

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design choice before flipping the properties from sham to glam.

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Leslie says, we actually say what people have been thinking.

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We point out the smells and the tiles. We're helping people.

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It's funny as hell. They did give a list of

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her favorite HGTV shows, but I think that's getting bumped

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to Monday's podcast because my wife's going to be home

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soon and Scott the neighbor needs to clean his lawn. Wait.

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I had one more thing for you. It is Brian

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Bates has a new special out today on mega comedian

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Aperghatzy's Nate Land Entertainment YouTube channel. That's right filmed it

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Zenie's in Nashville. Brian Bates puts a lifetime of overthinking

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awkward encounters and people pleasing toward reflection on getting married

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and becoming a first time father later in life. From

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surviving dating apps and raising a four year old in

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his fifties to sleep apnea, body training emergencies, expensive dog therapy,

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and the financial trauma of removing a tree, he proves

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there is no situation too ordinary to worry about. Brian

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Bates Worried is produced by mega comedian Aateperghatzy's nate Land Entertainment.

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The same people who for some reason are building an

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amusement park, and that is your comedy news in April

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side not the cleanest episode I ever did, but you know, hey,

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all right somewhere out Joe Rogan Sunday normal episode. See

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you