Speaker 1: It's almost like when you cook lobster, it tenses back
up and it plumps. Right. This looks as though it
regained life and then was a little bit like a
welcome aboard. Another brand spanking episode of another Blowdeck podcast.
My name is Dylan and his name is Patty.
Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard.
Speaker 1: Granted, I loved it.
Speaker 2: The episode No.
Speaker 1: The week off.
Speaker 2: It feels like we've we had a week off. It
feels like we have we didn't have a week off.
Speaker 1: Well, I loved it and I loved this episode too.
But before we get into it, guys, Patreon dot com,
slash another podcast network, Salt Lake City is there. If
you want to go back into the annals of Love
is Blind, that's there. PMZ just did a great PMZ
lots of fun aps. Hoo, boy do I have to
up you a bunch of stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh me too, Me too. Feuding with neighbors, Oh yeah,
you have a it's not a common area. You guys
have your own shared Well, we pay for it. You
pay for your own common area. And your neighbors decided
they were going to throw a party in your common area.
Speaker 1: Not to mention they don't bring in their trash cans.
Speaker 2: I mean these people are isn't there some business about
a cat too?
Speaker 1: Well? No, they have a dog named Rhino, who I
have violent impulses towards. And it's such a small animal.
I could overpower it very quickly.
Speaker 2: It's a Yorkshire Terrier, but only in a defensive posture. Yes,
we're going to start up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
as well on the Bad TV feed. I believe most
of you were looking at the numbers. We've seen a
massive migration over to bad TV from the Belowdeck feed.
So that you're you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: You're doing the Lord's work. This is what Jesus Christ
wants you to do. Guys, we have to break down
Below Deck Episode seven possibly. I actually really liked this episode.
There's a lot of stuff going on. Emma is Emma's Reygun.
Speaker 2: Emma Raygun famously, I forget what version of this show
was on, lasted a total of two episodes. Smoked a
lot of cigarettes. Yeah, I didn't really know what she
was saying at any given time she was fired.
Speaker 1: Emma reminds me of me when I was twenty three
years old, like just fresh out of college, very averse
to work in work environments. Loved smoking, right, Yeah, I
love Commer twenty sevens. Yeah, I was fried. I had
all this work I wasn't doing and it was making
me extremely anxious. So I had to smoke. But so
Emma's useless, Cloise is useless, Danny Is. I think she
might be more of a pig than Gary King and
that that's a big that's a big thing to say,
but I think it's worth, you know, the thought experiment.
I thought it was a really fun episode. Eighty nine pots.
Speaker 2: When guys are sex addicts in there in their twenties
or thirties, we call them pigs, and females are hoardy.
Now we call them free spirits. I love Dandy. By
the way, how many pots did you give it?
Speaker 1: Pots? Actually?
Speaker 2: Okay, I love this episode a lot because it was
a true example of incompetence being thrusted upon Florida, not
the wealthy. Because we no longer have millionaires chartering these boats.
We now have eight people that can scrape together twenty
grand to be served family style.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait to get to that dinner, Chlois.
Speaker 2: I've said this before in the past episode, so I'm
repeating myself. I love the guy. I think he has
a real shot at some longevity on this show. That
being said, he has that immaturity level that doesn't realize
he's a complete imbecile. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's wonderful to
be young.
Speaker 1: What do you lose? That me?
Speaker 2: It was soof I didn't really shape up till I
was in my late twenties early thirties. They say that's
when a male's brain is fully developed.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like something happens to you where you
get your teeth kicked in and you're like, oh my god,
I've been wrong about everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's usually right around then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in it. He he could be good on
this show. I think that a major impediment to him
being good on the show is being fired next episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and that could happen. I'm also looking forward
to the teaser where somehow our beautiful yacht is inches
from smashing into the starboard bow of another boat.
Speaker 3: I was talking to my darling Cecilia while we were watching.
She was like, she saw the trailer for next week.
She was like, how does that happen all the time?
It's like, how is it how do we.
Speaker 1: Have an emergent situation every season where there's a boat
careening into the side of another boat.
Speaker 2: Well, CEC watched the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll know.
Speaker 2: Also, just a couple complaints here, No more days of
our c rat lives. I've asked producers to please edit
this stuff out. I don't give a flying shit. Yeah,
what's going on between Daisy and Gary's relationship? And I
finally came full circle on this. I would not dislike
Daisy this much this season had she not been teamed
up with Gary. It's Gary. Is their their apples in
a basket, and Gary's all the rotten ones, and therefore
it makes her rotten as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have a Fiji right, and it's in
a Fuji, sorry, I always get it confused with the
nice bottled water. You know, Fiji's really got up their game.
If they put it in glass, I mean they could
charge people, you know, thirteen.
Speaker 2: Dollars about My wife would buy a case of that
a week, telling me she likes expensive, heavy things and
she also likes places that have long lines.
Speaker 1: All right, you're telling me. I had to get two
crates of Mountain Valley spring water the other day leader bottles. Okay,
what a fucking what I mean? You gotta call whole
Foods in advance. M hm, it's a nightmare. But anyways,
let's say you got a fujie apple, right, it's a clean,
fresh one, and it's sitting in a bad pets looking
at me like, can we please? Let's say I want
to learn let's see you gotta uh well, you're actually
teaching me, said, say, but you've got a fuji apple, right,
and it's all clean and you're ready to eat it,
but it's been it's sitting on top of a rot
in fuji beneath it, right, just kind of leaned against it,
and you pull it up, and it's got this kind
of residue from the kind of rotted fucking you know, indented,
old dead zombie flesh of the other one. You want
to eat this, that's what.
Speaker 2: Dad is unfortunately. Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: How many pots do you give it?
Speaker 2: I give it eighty knots.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Would you like me to start the episode off?
Speaker 1: No, you guys would not like you to start the
episode off, because I want to do a little recap
of last week.
Speaker 2: Oh I did it again.
Speaker 1: Emma was having a pan attack because everyone around her
is good at everything, and she's a little bit like
a bad robot. She doesn't do anything. She just smokes
and overheats. You know those smoking robots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honey, why do we buy this thing? It's supposed
to be vacuumated. Yeah, we got the smoking.
Speaker 1: It just smokes and it complains about everybody being passive aggressive.
So Deanna and Danny are feuding over the three being stuff.
There's building tenons between these two, and Danny moved on
from five star General Cret Keith to Gary, who is
a dirt bag. And that's right where we leave off,
and Gary has his head in his hands, going, oh
my god, I.
Speaker 2: Can't believe I did it again, he says it.
Speaker 1: What's particularly concerning about this one is that he sees
her like a little sister. That again because you might
bang her.
Speaker 2: Also, Gary, did you see her like a little sister
before or after you stuck your tale.
Speaker 1: In your face?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what I have to say about Gary.
Gary just likes to know he can.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he's a fucking sex This pig would fuck
the family dog if you thought it would be a
challenge and I hope it would be a pitbull and
bite that thumb up the thing he calls a dick off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rhino, I could fuck Rhino in two secondsh you could?
You know.
Speaker 2: We chatted with some sea rats in the past and
allegedly Gary's junk down there looks like a baked Cheeto
with less charm.
Speaker 1: Allegedly a baked Cheeto with less charm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're beautiful. You ever have a bag of
Cheetos baked ones? Oh? They crunched at your both his
petis looks like that with less charp.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the puffs?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the puffs?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: The baked the baked Cheetos at an inch and a half.
Speaker 1: But does it look like a cheetoh with the ridges
and the cracks or is it like a puff?
Speaker 2: I think it's more puffy?
Speaker 1: Okay, very charming. Yeah.
Speaker 2: In the end, Gary's Gary.
Speaker 1: Sorry, getting too preoccupied with that image, so.
Speaker 2: It's orange like his face.
Speaker 1: We we move on to Danny and Danny she has
quagged my our energy. They asked her if she would
kiss Gary again, and she goes, oh, yeah, yeah I would.
It's like, what of free scared.
Speaker 2: I love her. She's a free spirit. This is the
problem breaking down the fourth wall. She's been watching Gary
on television for four years and somehow he's a prize
to her. Well, are we at the next in the world.
Speaker 1: Of the blind? The One Eyed Man is king Gary? Yeah?
So yes, we do move on. We rise, Danny and
Keith have a little chat. She implies that she stayed
up with Gary. Little landmine planted in the soil there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so well, she tells us she wasn't going to
share those details with Keith. To that, I ask why not?
The kiss was more meaningless than a new Coldplay record. Yeah,
I hate Coldplaying.
Speaker 1: I do not like Coldplay because I feel like I'm
going to target whenever I hear them. And I I'm
not saying that I'm in a target when I hear them.
I'm saying that when I hear them, I'm transported into
a target. But it's amazing, how you know, there are
lots of things in life that remind you of how
stupid we are as a society. Millions of people going
to Coldplay concerts just one of that. But they have
amazing shows. So maybe I'm just.
Speaker 2: A stay of all ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're super fun live. So Keith and Emma chat
and this will be We're gonna get to the Keith
and Emma chat at the end. Emma's ray gun. I mean,
there's just nothing more to say. She okay.
Speaker 2: Does it make it even more odd that Keith seeking
advice from her?
Speaker 1: It does? Let me ask you something, and and this
is gonna sound satirical, but I want you to actually
answer this fair enough. What would be more helpful to
the crew, Emma or a raccoon?
Speaker 2: The raccoon keeps everybody awake and alert. I'm gonna go
with raccoon.
Speaker 1: The raccoon is the answer.
Speaker 2: Emma will enjoy watching it. And you're a lovely person,
and maybe we'll get an opportunity to talk to you
in the future. But you gotta call balls and strikes here.
I feel bad sometimes, I know, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't I call balls and strikes. You rub the
butt of the batter and then you call balls and strikes.
It's a dereliction of duty on your part. You know,
this is I separate church and state. You see these people,
these beautiful people, they're they're they're just losing all this
weight so quickly. You go, how do they do it?
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Daisy asked the girls to get the bar ready. I
think Danny or Deanna outright refuses. This one's got a
very strange attitude. I don't know what she thought she
signed up for, ye, but it wasn't work. So let's
get to it. We have to get to the reference.
So it's an eight person charter and it's another one
of those short charters, too short charters. This is going
to be dentists and real aturs.
Speaker 2: Well, I think only one realtor in there. The bulk
of the people on this charter, I think at least
five to three is in fact people that work on
people's rotting teeth.
Speaker 1: Now, people who have listened to the show know my
disdain for dentistry. I think that I think that it's
a lazy profession. I think that there have been no
advancements in this space in some time. And a dentist
could tell me, oh, we done all the shut up,
No you haven't. Why are you gagging me when I
come into your Why Why is flass the only thing
that can do this? Why are you guys not figuring
something out that makes this less painful, less boring, less awful.
Don't hate dentist.
Speaker 2: I am not a re litigious person. But this dentist
last year, to be fair, I was on a budget.
I had a toothpole for four hundred bucks. This guy
ripped my gums apart. It didn't heal for five months,
and now I have a scar on the side of
my gums, a bump. He literally to get the tooth out.
He started working from the side. It hurt like hell.
Speaker 1: I know these people are medieval torturers, but you have
to And also there's no insurance for them, so you
have to pay them out of like a dude, it's
a racket. These people are just sociopaths that have found
a profession that allows them to inflict pain on people
antiquated way for cash.
Speaker 2: Now I want to ask, I'm sure we have some
listeners out there that are dentists.
Speaker 1: Change your job.
Speaker 2: This is old Patty's question. I've heard that about year
two in actually practicing dentistry, you are overcome with depression
that you're staring at people's rotting faces all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what to do for the rest of
my life.
Speaker 2: And also, yeah, you went to school for six years
or whatever it is. Right now you're stuck with it, right,
and in people they come in there, I'm always miserable.
I never seen someone with a smile on their face
walk into the dentist's office. Are you depressed?
Speaker 1: There's more hope in an on collogists office.
Speaker 2: And that guy has to look at old man's assholes
all day. No, well, that's not what an oncologist is.
What kind of doctor's at.
Speaker 1: I think it's a cancer.
Speaker 2: It's not an oncologist.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're one of those patologists, you're otology proctologist.
Speaker 2: Listeners out there, do you sometimes think that you might
want to jump off a building?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the other thing about dentist, you know.
And we'll get back to show on a second. But
you know, they've been staring down the barrel of a
career of looking at people's mouths for the rest of
their life. And maybe they're passionate about it. I don't
know how you could be. But because of that crippling,
existential hydraulic press that's coming down on them, they have
this lebottomized kind of Stepford veneer of happiness and it's creepy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta know, come on, hit us up in
the comments. I can't stand dentist.
Speaker 1: So you can't go wrong with caesar salad. They're gonna
want a caesar salad. Kloys will give them a play
on it, the way that McDonald's does a play on
a cheeseburger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was quite the play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's confident that this is going to be as
smooth and sexy as he wants it to be. Now,
Gary tells Ema to scrub the bottom of the boat.
Emma outright refuses as well. Jesus Christ, these sea rats,
I mean, it's just crazy. I listen, we can't just
have people. We can't a boat full of Kievs, you know,
and it'd be boring, right.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: But I and also I think that she might be
right because we cut to a scene of her just
walking and she almost falls off the fucking boat. So
I'm telling you a raccoon would be better.
Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be some entertainment value to come.
I've chatted with Emma. It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the dentists arrive. Do we have a it's
doctor Contessa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I caught that as well. That's married to
medicine and she's I believe that new season debuts this
week on Bravo.
Speaker 1: But she's not doctor.
Speaker 2: No different people, but we.
Speaker 1: Already had Doctor Contessa on the show.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: You can understand why I was a bit of a
I was in a bit of a twilight.
Speaker 2: Taught that as well. Now, Davidil, Davidil lets us know
he'd have sex with all of them. Yeah, and uh,
you know what, the gloves are off, Davidil. Your name's
lother creeps are named Lowther. They live in the bottom
of boat and they don't get to have sex with
milk dentist. They watched Doctor Phil all day, eat raw meat,
no more Loather call him Loather.
Speaker 1: I like Loather. I also like Daffodil, But I do
think that every time we see Daffodil and or Loather,
we have he's he's amazing. Okay, he is amazing. Daffodil
is my favorite person on the boat Far and Away, Okay,
because every time we see him, he's he's breeded. Kind
of a new segment called another Weird Moment with Daffodil,
Like every time he comes on the screen, he just
says something really weird, and this time it was Unfortunately
my Dancy sees my seister boyfriend. He's his Panic, right,
Unfortunately in my day semi Sistarter's boyfriend, and I would
like to have him middle working on my te's Now.
I think that'd be fucking cool too, That'd be cool
as shit. Well, all I've had his old men that
smile too much. Yeah, you know, get it. Wouldn't it
be cool to have a big fat sack of boobs
in your face while with like a hot mill face working.
Oh that would be so cool. All right, So, speaking
of chill. At one point, and I'm not sure when
this is, speaking of chill and fat sacks of tits,
MC tells her husband that her friend with the boisterous
boobs just got a boob chop and he looks over
and he's like, fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she did nice, he did. He gave one of
those looks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. So Gary and the girls have a
little chat.
Speaker 2: Well, this is I believe when Danny and Emma decide
to ack at Gary in the bridge, what is aucket
stare at in a creepily way. They're into them. Both
of them would probably double team them. Yeah, and they
do it in front of Daisy, which annoys Daisy because
A they're not doing work and B Gary's in her
really have a close relationship and they might end up
with each other some day, So we don't care about
that because that's the days of our sea rat line.
Speaker 1: Boring, most boring murdered documentary of all time.
Speaker 2: Well, Gary lets Daisy know that he and Danny had
a little quote unquote sneaky kiss, I mean assuming because
he thinks this will get her jealous. Hence create a
storyline that cares about fuck off Cheetahs Dick. No one
gives a fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Cheeto Dick has a better ring to it,
just putting that out there. Listen, Danny's fun, Danny's bringing
the heat, and this season is salvaged by a lot
of Danny's piggishness. But Danny is a big kay.
Speaker 2: She's a free spirit.
Speaker 1: She's talking to Gary.
Speaker 2: She's just like.
Speaker 1: Fucking if you'd been Keith, I had been rooted, all right.
It's like Jesus Christ, and she's like, good day to
get raal.
Speaker 2: She's having a good job. Come on, that's what your
twenties are four.
Speaker 1: So Daisy, yes, this psycho analytical moment. Psycho babbles always
tough to hear because it's usually coming from somebody with
no wisdom of any shape or form. They read a
book or listen to a podcast, but coming from Daisy
to Gary is particularly insulting to the ears. But he
treasures her her opinion, so that's why he tells her
that she's crazy and to fuck off. Okay, so we
tell things break closest is sick. He says that, you know,
he says that he's young, single, mm hmm, and that
when he can't get his sleep, he is less than right.
Cloise is like it. I feel like every generation just
does this where we get older and we go, we
turn into Clint Eastwood repointing our country, get off my
low we go. Yeah. Yeah, generations batch fucking pussies.
Speaker 2: But seriously, and their music sucks, and their music on
Saturdaynight Live.
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live does so it's horrible.
Speaker 2: If you notice their cast, which is about twenty five
people now rarely gets seen on any skits because they're
just using famous, actual funny comedians from past seasons. Deana Carvey,
that new guy that had like the Ricky Ricardo old
guy that he is.
Speaker 1: I cannot stand that guy, so unfunny, but there are
some fun stuff. Let us do get in the comments,
so snufty like Saturday Night Lift. Okay, so he gets
the news that dinner is going to be lated and
he uses that to go sleep.
Speaker 2: Question Dylan, Yeah, did we not have a lunch. I
don't think we did. He was preparing and I thought
he was preparing the lunch, and then we never see
the guests sit down and eat.
Speaker 1: We probably got a lunch but they probably just didn't
show it.
Speaker 2: Huh. Boys, hit me up in our DMS and let
me know if he made a lunch that day. The
chefs really get pissed on this show. When we interact
with them, they generally say they feel like they were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had their interactions with with with chefs. Chefs
really are crazy, such a chip on their shoulder. It's like, dude,
you're in a fucking dungeon cooking for people.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I don't feel like I'm giving
any spoilers here because they released the trailer uh season
three of Dan and just launch checked it out. Our
friend of the show, Zarena, is the chef in the
new season.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's really the only one that we've ever liked.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like chef Ruby Truby. Huh, who was the
Scottish guy?
Speaker 1: He was really nice? Oh Jack, Jack, So I know
he was nice. Okay, So we get a carousel of
uselesseners from the sea. Rats Close is told to write
something on a cake. He says, that's not chill, and
Emma is continuing to just watch people work. Raccoons would
do that, Yeah, but they would be really cute, you
know now, dal.
Speaker 2: Do the comments.
Speaker 1: Let us know if you think raccoons are cute.
Speaker 2: Let us know. Did we already go sailing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, this was not an impressive sale. I think
painter's tape would have kept the knife drawer dry because.
Speaker 1: The lean was so miny.
Speaker 2: Maybe okay, and then you already cut to the cake thing.
But did you catch where Daisy? I wasn't sure this
was an anniversary or an engagement and anniversary slashing engagement? Uh?
So Daisy goes to inform Cloise this of this important celebration,
and she asked him, given that it was such an
important occasion, what dessert would he create? And I believe
he mentioned that Domino's Pizza sells that brownie cake and
he can just make something up, he.
Speaker 1: Said, He said, that's all he said.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He also said he saw a half eaten cheesecake next
to a homeless guy and he could he might be
able to salvage it.
Speaker 1: Dust that up. Hey, do you want to comment on
the two dentists getting engaged in such a ladder stage? Mm?
Do you think happened with these two? Well?
Speaker 2: Probably this is definitely a second or third marriage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, only one.
Speaker 2: Of them still has their house, and yeah, look, it's
never too late to find the person that you love forever.
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, Danny has sexual attention with everybody
on the boat, she says, and Dianna is jealous of that.
Don't be don't be jealous of having sexual attention with
Gary King and acting on it. That's nothing to be
jealous about. So Cloys wakes up and he says that
it made a big difference. Danny asks him what he's
doing for or Daisy asks him what he's doing for dessert,
and he says, that's a good question. Okay. So Deanna
has pissed. She had to remove a stain and make
blue salt right, and that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, she's pretty unenthusiastic about her job. Someone needs
to step in as a supervisor and speak with this
young lady. I had a bad attitude.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go there?
Speaker 2: Oh? I was just saying, she really has a poor attitude.
Can I do some meanwhiles here?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to have? I need you to
step up your game conversations with younger people.
Speaker 2: At one point I employed twenty people, never fired a
single person. I'd always have the acting manager have those
tough conversations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't like comforntation.
Speaker 2: I do not like confrontation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm not averse to it. But you know,
I've had a couple of those conversations before. One of
them and they got punch in a wall.
Speaker 2: I was, I was with you, I heard the punches.
That guy's a real fucking jackass.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they can be very dangerous, you know what
I mean. Okay, So Deanna is working on the salt,
working on the stain, and Danny says, I need you
to come up and take a sunset picture with me
and Deanna instead of saying I'm a little too busy.
There will be a sunset tomorrow, you know, probably, you know,
barring any kind of catastrophe, goes up there and really
just throws a bit of a hissy fit, you know
what I mean. She's really really upset about everything, and
she takes the picture.
Speaker 2: But then, oh, go ahead. I believe she expresses to
Danny that her and I will have their moment to
hash this out because she's not happy with.
Speaker 1: Her No, she's really not happy, all right. So let's
get to the seafood extravaganza served out of troughs for
the pig celebrating their engagement. Yeah, this was as close
to that warm, warm day of Todei as you can get. Yes, yes,
Now the dentists head up for dinner and they say
that dentists are very type A people. I guess would
you say dentists are type A people?
Speaker 2: Runs the gamut. I think they're into other things at
some point they're type A, but not about their actual job.
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like really into the Porsche that
they plan on buying.
Speaker 1: Right right, right right, They got it on the eBay.
So they give them a toast something blue, right, it's
a it's a something. And the beautiful thing about this
margarita is that it looks like nuclear waste, right, and
it is not filled all the way to the chap
there's barely any ice in it, right, so just fill
fill the glass. But they say that we got this
for you, and then someone one of the drunk fucking realtors.
Speaker 2: It's always the realtors.
Speaker 1: They go, it's nothing blue, and I was thinking, like,
that's very sweet, but there's a longer list. It's not
just something blue. Is it something new? Something borrowed something blue.
So I think we've got one thing tracked.
Speaker 2: They got one done completely by accident, so.
Speaker 1: The only yeah, yeah, okay, so we get to the
first course, Ah, Caesar. Now you know my thoughts on
a Caesar, right, I'm very passionate about Caesar. Okay, it's
the King of salads and it's a perfect food, right,
But Cloise delivers what it's essentially the road kill version
of a Caesar salad, kind of hammed up only in name,
which makes it even more like roadkill. You know, there's
there's a spectrum of roadkill, right. There's clipped roadkill that
has kind of laid in waste and pain and died
but fairly preserved. Then there's roadkill that was completely obliterated.
It looked like it got hit by a nuclear weapon. Right.
When you say that this is a play on Caesar
salad and you serve a dead, wet pile of lettuce
that smells like fucking shit, it's really insulting to the
people that are paying for the vacation.
Speaker 2: Here was the shocking part, the fact that Kloy's came
out to present it, you know as the jev Yeah,
seemed a little premature. His entrance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's smoking blunts. He's like, he goes
upstairs and says, this is a plan of caesar salad.
And that's about it now.
Speaker 2: To be fair, caesar salad was at the top of
these people's request in that absolute reference sheet. And of
course they're from Florida, and I'm surprised they didn't request breadsticks.
Why not make this full circle, right, make it an
evening at the olive Garden, right.
Speaker 1: Right, right? Chicken alfredo, oh little fried lasagna.
Speaker 2: I've shared the story before, but real quick, my wife
and I two days before we're going to go in
the hospital to have my wife to give birth to Ellie,
our first child, we ate at the Olive Garden as
a goof and I said, can you imagine if we
got in a car accident, both died, and the newspaper
would say couple expecting new baby die after meal at
olive Garden.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, that's America, that's America.
Speaker 2: And the sad parts about it.
Speaker 1: In the end, what'd you get?
Speaker 2: Uh? Lasagna?
Speaker 1: You love lazagna? Oh? Yeah, how was the lasagna?
Speaker 2: You know it's not bad. There there's the reason why
there's a line out the door.
Speaker 1: Isn't bad.
Speaker 2: It's bad. It's not It's not.
Speaker 1: Like Italian food quote unquote, but it's.
Speaker 2: The olive garden has found its little place sure in
America and caisine, well, many companies have found that slot.
Speaker 1: Right. So we have an infrastructure and a scaffolding in
America to kill the citizenry as quickly as possible, right,
and they are one of the many outfits that does that.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine RFK if he gets his hands on
this and he comes out, I just have a rapport
on a garden, he says, everything in here is designed
to kill you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Just tastes so good.
Speaker 1: Bobby, Bob, come on, this is Trump, Bob. I'm not
gonna do Trump. It's too sensitive right now for a.
Speaker 2: Little bit too sensitive.
Speaker 1: No politics, but no, I mean, like you know, you can't.
This is the thing that people have a lot of
criticisms around certain politicians because of this. You have to
weigh the idea and the responsibility and the spirit of
your choices. Right, sure, endless breadsticks. I mean it's essentially
like uh, suicide, right, But the joy that it gives people.
Speaker 2: I don't think suicide ever tasted that good.
Speaker 1: No, right, so you can't just rip that away from people.
And it's a profitable thing, you know, red lobster tried
to do and less shrimp. Shrimp's expensive yes, uh uh,
answer is foam core breadsticks not expensive, so good for
olive garden. Let's get to the red lobster portion of
the evening.
Speaker 2: Are we referring to family style yes.
Speaker 1: Family style seafood extravaganza, which is green beans. As a
rule for fine dining, I would say, and it's no
fault of the green bean, you know, I think the
green beans are slept on. But green beans have been
tarnished by a decades long kind of stigmatic culinary scarlet letter. Right,
They're usually associated with casse roles and limpness and flavorlessness.
So if we're gonna do a seafood extravaganza, maybe let's
not serve soaking, wet, sappy almond green beans with people
or to people. Right. Okay, So we get lobster tails, prawns,
and scallops. The scallops are pale and unseared. They look disgusting.
The lobster is almost rotted in a way that it
looks dead again if died, if you killed the lobster
and it lost its faculties and was laying their limp.
It's almost like when you cook lobster, it tenses back
up and it plumps. Right. This looks as though it
regained life and then was a little bit like and hate.
I didn't even see the prawns, but they were probably
disgusting too. This is the plating on this dish, on
this dinner is abysmal. Again. I think he is smoking
promethesine blunts somewhere on this boat. He's completely out of
it and we haven't even gotten to dessert.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we just one side note on family style?
For expensive dinners, they paid a lot of money. I
guess yeah. Family style it's in the name. You serve
it with your family, not co workers, not people that
are at the same party as you. I hate family
style because it's always so uncomfortable. I'm like, oh, there's
one more egg roll over there, Okay, should I take
that egg roll? I don't want to be rude in
them think I'm eating all this food. My birthday party
this summer, which had twenty people, was not supposed to
be family style. It drove me nuts that ended up
being family style, it took away from the experience because
people were like, oh, can is that our platter of that?
Speaker 1: Right? Right? Right?
Speaker 2: I just fucking hate family style.
Speaker 1: If you're going to do it has to be ei
there in a rustic setting, right, like you have to
be on in a you know, somebody's farm in Italy.
I like that, you know, or it can be there.
There are certain contexts wherein it makes sense. If you're
at like a nice Chinese restaurant, there's a lazy susan, right,
that's family style that you're fine with that. Dave Chang
made his his bones with family style. But what he
does with family style is he makes it very ornate.
If you're gonna go family style, it's going to be
the most expensive thing on the menu, and it's going
to be this very you know, pompous thing where it's
a three hundred dollars duck, right, and there's all this stuff.
But you can't just serve dead lobster twice dead lobster.
That's right lazy.
Speaker 2: And also it shows a lack of care or pride
in your work because when you think about a chef
or like high end cuisines, the portions are also a
part of it. The chef is saying, I think that
this should be the right portion for this particular bite,
right right right. This kid's an idiot.
Speaker 1: So Cecilia is drunk?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah? Is she the one that hates family style?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: By the way, if you don't think that, production cattle
prodded Captain Glenn out there to ask them how their dinner. Yes, yeah,
I got I got one for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah they that Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Glenn Dale Oh's dinner.
Glenn doesn't care.
Speaker 2: I think he doesn't like confrontation either.
Speaker 1: No, he's very chill. He's very canadiant. Now Klois knocks
dinner or dessert right out of the park.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: He makes a kind of like Spider Man and Venom trifle,
just blue and disgusting, and he writes congrats on a
plate and shit brown frosting. Can you imagine waiting up
all night for this? And my favorite thing is that
the husband who has been shackled to this table when
his wife wants to go to bed, says, here comes something.
He sees what they are bringing up, and he sees
the blue raspberry looking foam in wineglasses, and he goes
this is gonna be something, And what it was was
somebody who's baked out of their mind delivering a plate
of unfit dessert thirty minutes late to people who are
paying twenty thousand dollars for the trip. Is zero possi zero. Now,
Daisy and Gary make up before they go to bed.
Daisy says, it's time you grow up, And if I
was a betting man, I would say that he won't.
Speaker 2: Oh I did it again.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I did it again. Now Daisy gives some
feedback to Kloise. The gas were very pissed and you
should do better, and Kloise does not receive feedback. Now.
My problem with Daisy in the beginning was that she
didn't have enough ammunition to be hard on Klois. In
the beginning, she set them up for failure at night
one and then was pissed about him. So I thought
that was a little unfair. Now we've had multiple instances
of Chlois just completely fucking off. So go for it now,
Cec And oh no, no, we're not. We're not a
bedtime yet yet, sorry, Ceci and doctor can Tessa have
a bet of burying the hatchet? You know, Cecy's very drunk,
and she's bringing up things that I think happened in high.
Speaker 2: School, possibly, you know how dentist school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it has to do with sleeping with
a boyfriend or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yes, people hold onto those things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean it's a rotten thing to do. Now,
Emma complains that the guys are a little pissed off
at her, and it's understandably so because she just smokes
in overheats. But we get to her crushing the night shift.
She gets to work quickly by listening to a dating
podcast and sleeping Emma nil Parsifal five. She says that
she can help with the swim platforms the next morning
and just stands there. Now, Keith says, after being just
watched again, this is where a raccoon would be like,
you know, there's a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Like well, you can tell a raccoon to get out
of here, get out of.
Speaker 1: Here, or he can just sit there and you can
be like, hey, buddy, how you doing. You know, he's
kind of a mascot, you know what I mean. He
sees her doing absolutely nothing, and after she has offered
her help and then rescinded it, very quickly. He says,
you know, you can just go to bed if you want,
and she goes, well, yeah, I'm pretty fucking tired. The
warped like the warp reality of the guys attacking her
is a sight of a hold. That's really crazy. I'm
wondering if.
Speaker 2: It was her responsible for that, you know, whole yacht
floating into another one in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1: I think it might be, but we'll have to see. Now,
let's get to the next day. Danny and Gary.
Speaker 2: Well they end things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he lets her down, whatever she thought it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't worry, Danny. There's always tomorrow. There'll be alcohol.
His ego will be more fragile than a spider web
with a school the blind on a field trip, and
he'll try and have sex with you again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can taste all those cigarettes in his mouth.
That's cool. Now, when he lets her down, she has
an otf right and productions asking her about this, and
she looks like she's going to cry. It's crazy. Now
we have dueling narratives with Daisy and Gary. Emma continues
with this passive aggressive attack complaint and the real story.
The reality of the situation is told by Keith, who
is a prude but also sweetheart. He's just confused. He's like,
I'm just trying to help her, and she keeps smoking
and saying I'm bullying. It's really crazy. And Gary's like,
I'll have a chat to her and have sex with her.
So let's get to breakfast budget hotel large for at
thatad eggs and Activia in bowls of ice.
Speaker 2: That's what I ate last time I started at a
motel six and it was one of those more upscale
motel sixes.
Speaker 1: Now Daisy sees this and she goes to Captain Glenn
and necessarily so drops it.
Speaker 2: Don She does I like, I have no problem with
her doing this.
Speaker 1: Me neither, yeap. So she says I think I can
handle this, and Glenn says, are you sure? Because they're
an old preacher's philbin. Are you sure? Turns out she
cannot because this conversation does not go well. But before
we get there, Deanna and Keith have a chat and
she drops a dime of her own. She tells Keith
that Daisy or Danny and Gary hooked up. Do you
think that this was vengeance?
Speaker 2: I don't know what this was, but it was kind
of out of left field for Deanna. I thought she
was just that crazy Ukrainian chick just walking around being
Matt at the world. Yeah, and I think start shit
on the boat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. People have corrected us and said that she's actually Portuguese.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, she's I could just whatever the hell I
want to.
Speaker 1: I couldn't carole that she is a Ukrainian spy who
is not good with working. That kind of ends the evening.
Daisy and Kloise do not have a productive conversation. And
we'll see how many episodes do you have, Cloise.
Speaker 2: I think he probably gets one more charter and if
if he behaves in the same way in previous three,
he's out of here.
Speaker 1: All right again in the comments, let us know about
the things that we asked you to let us know about.
Rest in peace and hayesh rest in peace, Cloise. Possibly,
and we'll see if the boats run into one another
are probably not next week?
Speaker 2: Oh do you think they're just teasing that to get
us to keep watching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be the teaser of this episode. Will be
the teaser for next week, which means that the boats
will possibly run into each other while the credits are
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