Speaker 1: Honorable Men, honorable mention, honorable mention, not.
Speaker 2: Honor serving with you all.
Speaker 3: Great motives to become the newest member of honorable was
Speaker 3: a movie at one point, I don't remember the name
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: Harry Connock Junior played a crazy guy in prison, like
Speaker 1: a murderer.
Speaker 3: And he's talking about some people sending him their squirrel covers. Ah.
Speaker 1: The scientists do nothing but fun things now Lowborough University physicists.
Speaker 2: Wayward Son what No, no, copycat.
Speaker 3: That's what it was.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Physicists at Lowborough University have created the world's smallest violin
Speaker 1: using nanotechnology. They said that the instrument is smaller than
Speaker 1: the width of a human hair. Uh and were on
Speaker 1: this tiniest of all the violins will actually help them
Speaker 1: into an array of applications, from improving the efficiency of
Speaker 1: computers to finding new ways of harvesting energy.
Speaker 2: That was a good movie. Copycat.
Speaker 3: I don't remember who else was in that episode.
Speaker 2: Sigourney Weaver. I believe Holly Hunter number nine, number nine.
Speaker 2: I did nine place if a cocky dirty nine times
Speaker 2: out of tennis partners dirty too, and I speak.
Speaker 1: Nine languages nine basically everybody at table learning I'll be
Speaker 1: all ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 2: Did I get you a niner? In there where you're
Speaker 2: calling from?
Speaker 1: Alwakie talkie.
Speaker 2: Kissing can actually spread depression and anxiety, according to a study,
Speaker 2: a study out of wear It's not just Mono and herpes,
Speaker 2: a study out of iran.
Speaker 1: Ah okay, where everybody is joyful and happy all the time.
Speaker 2: And kissing willy nilly. They say that depression anxiety can
Speaker 2: trigger the release of cortisol, which can disrupt Cortisol is
Speaker 2: very in the zeitgeist right now? Is it not?
Speaker 3: My God?
Speaker 2: It's everywhere, which can disrupt the delicate balance of bacteria
Speaker 2: in the mouth. Spouses can transfer this bacteria while smooching.
Speaker 2: In fact, I love out says, spouses can transfer this
Speaker 2: bacteria like that's the only people who kiss right because
Speaker 2: it's Iran. Eighty million bacteria transferred in just one ten
Speaker 2: second kiss, they say. The authors of the study found
Speaker 2: that when one spouse had poor mental health and trouble sleeping,
Speaker 2: the healthy partner suffered similar symptoms after just six months.
Speaker 2: How about kissing had nothing to do with it and
Speaker 2: being with somebody who is not mentally healthy it will
Speaker 2: make you depressed?
Speaker 3: Aaran Now you guys are going number eight. A Clive
Speaker 3: is bowled every eight second.
Speaker 1: Listening to eight different bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: Hey, this maybe a repeat.
Speaker 1: The Kentuckie Fried Chicken Sorry, KFC now went with chicken
Speaker 1: flavored toothpaste, irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor before leaving
Speaker 1: your mouth feeling fresh and clean. They sold out of
Speaker 1: it shortly after they introduced it.
Speaker 3: I wonder I toothpaste.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. It would just make you want to
Speaker 2: eat fried chicken all the time. So they say, if
Speaker 2: you know you're worried about snacking or eating too much,
Speaker 2: to brush your teeth often, because the mintie thing doesn't
Speaker 2: make you want to eat. If you brush your teeth
Speaker 2: with fried chicken, all you're gonna want is fried chicken.
Speaker 3: That's still sounds fine?
Speaker 2: Sound good?
Speaker 1: Quick update news wise, before we get to number seven.
Speaker 1: The Trump administration and has moved now to return Kilmar
Speaker 1: Abrego Garcia from that prison in El Salvador, but in
Speaker 1: order to face criminal charges against him stemming from a
Speaker 1: traffic stop in twenty twenty two in Tennessee, where he
Speaker 1: was accused of human trafficking.
Speaker 2: So be careful what you wish for number seven.
Speaker 3: The seventh son of the seventh, so we're on the
Speaker 3: seventh day, would have government seven eight.
Speaker 2: Seven years of college down to drain seven seven days.
Speaker 1: There are animals in different parts of the world that
Speaker 1: create and that become menaces, menaces.
Speaker 2: Menasi, menasi, shall we uh?
Speaker 1: Mountain lions here in California can become a problematic, right.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll kill people, sometimes they'll kill livestock. In Thailand,
Speaker 1: it's either monkeys or elephants, it seems. And in this case,
Speaker 1: a wild, hungry elephant caused havoc in a grocery store,
Speaker 1: and he strolled in from a nearby national park and
Speaker 1: just started eating stuff on the shelf.
Speaker 2: The huge male elephant is known as ply bang Leck.
Speaker 2: And this is near a road near the Yao Kai
Speaker 2: National Park. Oh yeah, I went there. Okay, I've been there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the guy, the hiker, the hiking guide, I may have.
Speaker 2: I saw three elephants while I was there. They were
Speaker 2: majestic and peaceful and beautiful and not looking for snacks
Speaker 2: in a market. They were eating green things like trees.
Speaker 2: Beautiful say that again, beautiful animals.
Speaker 3: They said, you said they were eating things like trees.
Speaker 2: Is that what I said?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why did you do that? I don't even know
Speaker 3: I did that.
Speaker 1: They're eating things like trees. It's on the tape. We'll
Speaker 1: have to go back and turned into a muppet.
Speaker 3: Here's number six.
Speaker 1: I got six six, number six true.
Speaker 3: Don't give you.
Speaker 2: Think of.
Speaker 3: Drink another ship pround. I won't lift that state up
Speaker 3: special just for yeah, you guys going. There's a lockdown
Speaker 3: in Rock River Thursday morning. I believe that's Texas.
Speaker 1: Albany County Sheriff's office got a call about shots fired.
Speaker 3: In Rock River.
Speaker 1: Rather than running around like a chicken with its head
Speaker 1: cut off, the sheriff put out Rock River schools in
Speaker 1: lockdown just to be careful.
Speaker 3: It was a rooster.
Speaker 1: Well, we get the sheriff said, we don't get many
Speaker 1: calls for roosters around these parts, but we do get
Speaker 1: calls for shots fired from time to time, usually for
Speaker 1: recreational shooting on private property or public land. And it
Speaker 1: turns out two people were frustrated with the crowing of
Speaker 1: a well known rooster, so they attempted to silence it
Speaker 1: with a shotgun. I don't know, there's so many jokes to.
Speaker 2: Be made with you know, uh, I can't say it.
Speaker 2: You could, I could, but I don't. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to die on that mountain. There's there's other times when
Speaker 2: I want to use that word that doesn't involve a rooster,
Speaker 2: that I will get suspended for a rooster. A rooster,
Speaker 2: and what you do to a gun to silence.
Speaker 3: Said rooster, you rack the shotgun.
Speaker 2: There's another term for it, number five for five, I
Speaker 2: have five rule.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Those would be a favorite loves immediately.
Speaker 2: Five women are in trouble after a pole dancing stunt
Speaker 2: at a Greek palace. British dancers were films swinging around
Speaker 2: the white post at Corfu's Old Palace. This I've been there.
Speaker 2: This is I'm just kidding. I haven't a two hundred
Speaker 2: year old former royal residence. It's a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Speaker 3: And it's got a stripper poll.
Speaker 2: It's got a poll. It's not meant to be stripped on,
Speaker 2: But there they are. What do you think about this?
Speaker 3: Go for it?
Speaker 1: Katie's forty, Imagene is thirty, Alicia's thirty two, Sharon is
Speaker 1: fifty seven.
Speaker 2: Get it's Sharon. Never too late to be what you
Speaker 2: might have been.
Speaker 3: I watch that man watch that number four or minute's.
Speaker 2: Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 3: Now, commandment number four.
Speaker 2: This isn't the same world.
Speaker 3: I hadn't heard this.
Speaker 2: That porn Hub blocked access in France this week.
Speaker 1: There's a new French age verification laws. Several states have
Speaker 1: been trying.
Speaker 3: To do that here. I don't know where we are
Speaker 3: in that legislation.
Speaker 2: Shocked that this is coming from France, aren't.
Speaker 3: They las fair? Yeah? I would think so.
Speaker 1: At five o'clock, Pornhub blocks France from its from accessing
Speaker 1: its website, and then proton VPN, a virtual private network,
Speaker 1: tweeted that by five thirty, proton VPN registrations had increased
Speaker 1: by one thousand percent. For context, this is more than
Speaker 1: when TikTok blocked American viewers number three three shall.
Speaker 3: Be the number of that shop count and the number
Speaker 3: of the counting shall be three weight were dead within
Speaker 3: three hours.
Speaker 2: Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3: All three of the three. I got all three of
Speaker 3: you guys, for the rest of your natural born live.
Speaker 3: After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 2: Three. I feel that people in China are often so
Speaker 2: much more poetic than we are. Especially when we hear
Speaker 2: official correspondence. You know, between governments, the Chinese government, the
Speaker 2: way of the words is very different. There was a
Speaker 2: woman in China and she was broken up with and
Speaker 2: what did she deliver to her ex boyfriend friend? Pain
Speaker 2: as she delivered a huge ton of onions, like two
Speaker 2: hundred dollars worth of onions to her ex And it
Speaker 2: came with this note I cried for three days. Now
Speaker 2: it's your turn poetry.
Speaker 1: He resold the onions for about two hundred bucks. He
Speaker 1: got them for free, very very smart with their money.
Speaker 3: Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 2: You two?
Speaker 1: We two people.
Speaker 3: There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the headline for you. Swindled for sperm a
Speaker 2: forty nine year old man was a swindled out of
Speaker 2: a bunch of money after falling victim to a sperm
Speaker 2: donation scam. What it did is it promised a hefty
Speaker 2: payout in exchange for his participation. Came across this online
Speaker 2: ad featuring an attractive woman enticed him to provide his
Speaker 2: personal information through an online form. Shortly after, he's contacted
Speaker 2: by via WhatsApp by a woman who promises and that
Speaker 2: the sperm donation process would involve sexual intercourse. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: told you you got to stop doing that. I don't
Speaker 2: have nightmares about this guy, like all weekend.
Speaker 3: I'll donate it, but I gotta do it the old
Speaker 3: fashioned way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was also swindled out of more than twenty thousand
Speaker 1: Malaysian ringots.
Speaker 2: Why is he paying to give his Oh? Is it
Speaker 2: just prostitution? And they call it sperm donation? Is that it? Did?
Speaker 1: I not get it because men will pay for that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean why does he get swindled by it?
Speaker 2: Well, because he paid a bunch of money and I
Speaker 2: thought it was a like to donate his sperm. But
Speaker 2: why would you pay money if you're giving the sperm?
Speaker 2: But now I'm understanding that it's the old fashioned Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it now. I thank you, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: I love it when you use pay back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 2: Are you the number one? Number one? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 2: You ever hear about ozempic penis?
Speaker 1: No, A few weeks ago we did the summer penis,
Speaker 1: But I don't I've never heard of ozembic.
Speaker 2: Penis the same kind of, same kind of feel to
Speaker 2: this one as well, okay, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: The average size, they say of British units has increased
Speaker 1: by zero point four six inches. A new study says
Speaker 1: that to the UK currently ranks eighth eight in the
Speaker 1: world for that size. They suggest that, uh, that that drug,
Speaker 1: the semaglutides, could be increasing men's sizes.
Speaker 3: I say that's not the case. No, I say, that's
Speaker 3: simply an illusion.
Speaker 2: Because the men are getting smaller.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a scientist and I've never They said
Speaker 1: the men's units often shortened as they get older because
Speaker 1: of increasing body fat and increasing prostate size, drawing it
Speaker 1: back into the body.
Speaker 2: I did not know about that, but that's that's incentive
Speaker 2: to get your prostate checked. What you don't want it
Speaker 2: to be sucked back into your body?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure you would, Okay, all right, sorry, send you
Speaker 3: a couple of pictures you dig a look at. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: watch your mail now, you guys, go on get year