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Speaker 1: I came across an article in UH in the UH
Speaker 1: the in the online world, and it was talking about
Speaker 1: Disney adults. Do you know what a Disney adult is?
Speaker 4: Is that a adult that is obsessed with Disney?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, pretty much. And someone who that's their identity
Speaker 1: right right, where's Mickey Mouse stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I know someone like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I think almost everybody knows somebody like that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it can be kind of creepy more.
Speaker 4: Well, I know this guy who he has like a
Speaker 4: Mickey Mouse wallet. He's in his thirties, late thirties. Sure,
Speaker 4: Mickey Mouse wallet. His dinner plates at home are Disney.
Speaker 1: Dinner plates, okay, like the fancy ones.
Speaker 4: Are just day to days okay, Yeah, coffee mugs, and
Speaker 4: I mean as far as Disney decor in my house,
Speaker 4: I have a few Christmas ornaments. Sometimes they go up,
Speaker 4: sometimes they don't. At Christmas. That's about it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have I might have a couple
Speaker 1: of frozen things, but I don't have really any Disney anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah I need well, I contempt, but yeah, because your
Speaker 1: parents went and you didn't get to go, So I
Speaker 1: can understand your reasoning. But I have a take on
Speaker 1: Disney adults that I don't know if you' all gonna love.
Speaker 1: And that isn't the difference. There's no difference between that
Speaker 1: person and the person that spends too much on their
Speaker 1: mod in their car. No, No, it's or golfing or
Speaker 1: hunting or NFL. I think NFL might be a little different.
Speaker 1: I don't think you see people going to twenty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars financial debt. Ah, I don't know I have some
Speaker 1: pretty avid football fans for that are friends, and I
Speaker 1: don't see them ever doing that. And they don't have
Speaker 1: their dinnerware and wallets and ornaments that fill the whole tree.
Speaker 1: Some do. Some have like a man cave. Sure right, right, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: but maybe it's not too far off. But some of
Speaker 1: these Disney adults go really deep. One drained his whole
Speaker 1: savings account multiple times to become one of them. And
Speaker 1: some of the families and teachers juggle extra jobs or
Speaker 1: carry thousands of dollars in credit card debt just for
Speaker 1: the trips. And apparently the reason why is there's this
Speaker 1: like Disney bubble that happens that when you're in Disney
Speaker 1: or doing this, things just disappear. So for example, you
Speaker 1: think it's Disney money, not real money, okay, and that
Speaker 1: there's yeah, and that there's a status amongst these people
Speaker 1: comparing trips collections, how much of a fan they are?
Speaker 1: Like over the top? Does it? By the way, does
Speaker 1: any of this sound like people that mod their trucks
Speaker 1: or hunters or golfers, Well I got this, well, I
Speaker 1: got that right, same thing, just different costumes, right, And
Speaker 1: some extreme examples of people that have lost a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Is One couple went to Disneyland every single
Speaker 1: day for over a year. Rain, workdays, holidays, it didn't matter.
Speaker 1: They made it part of their daily routine.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: I think if you live in the city, you could
Speaker 1: argue it's a little bit different. They make it a
Speaker 1: different price point for you. It's easy to get there,
Speaker 1: you go and stay in your own bed. It's like
Speaker 1: going to the grocery store, essentially. One woman, the college
Speaker 1: student I talked about, spent her entire savings. She kept
Speaker 1: going back even after the money was gone, and she
Speaker 1: said it was worth it for the happiness and escape. Okay,
Speaker 1: is your life that bad? I mean some people have trauma. Sure,
Speaker 1: go to Disneyland every day. Yeah. One teacher had took
Speaker 1: on sidework just to afford the annual vacations and carried
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars in debt, like I talked about, and
Speaker 1: still planned the next trip before the last one. That's
Speaker 1: called dopamine stacking. So like, you plan the trip and
Speaker 1: then there's the anticipation and the excitement, and then you
Speaker 1: do it and before you've even gone, you're doing it again. Right.
Speaker 1: One couple had a one hundred thousand dollars Disney wedding
Speaker 1: because they wanted to get married at Walt Disney World resort, castle, photos,
Speaker 1: character appearances, themed receipts, all making it go into debt.
Speaker 1: Some people'll do it based off the you know, living
Speaker 1: close by, so they get the annual passholder. That's a
Speaker 1: little manageable to do. And they don't treat it like
Speaker 1: a vacation. They treat it like this is just part
Speaker 1: of my second life, right that they have. And I
Speaker 1: don't know people in football world that do that. I
Speaker 1: know a very small amount that go to games, maybe
Speaker 1: season ticket holders, right, and they have the whole thing
Speaker 1: and they set up and but for some reason it
Speaker 1: feels different.
Speaker 6: Right right right, I would say that probably maybe concert
Speaker 6: people are probably along those lines more so than NFL people.
Speaker 6: You know, we go to music festivals all over the
Speaker 6: country hit two, three, four of them in a year. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'll go into any in every concert that's in your town,
Speaker 6: buying the merch.
Speaker 1: I don't know is it as common for people to
Speaker 1: follow bands across the country. I'm not saying, of course
Speaker 1: it's zero. I know some people do it, but it's
Speaker 1: not like the impression of the grateful dead you know,
Speaker 1: selling oranges across the country. You to try and make
Speaker 1: it shows.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think it's so far as following one
Speaker 6: band anymore. I think it's festivals. There's not a lot
Speaker 6: of people that will go to Welcome to Rockville, Rockklahoma,
Speaker 6: all the major festivals around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm being honest, the idea of doing the
Speaker 1: honeymoon there sounds like a giant stick in the eye
Speaker 1: at Rocklahoma or Disneyland, Disney Oh, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: even Rockahoma. That doesn't sound like a great honeymoon to me.
Speaker 6: Right, I ain't gonna bang all weekend with all the
Speaker 6: generators running in the.
Speaker 1: Back, right in the dust, right now. If that's your
Speaker 1: identity and you love that type of thing, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not much of a camper.
Speaker 6: It's not much different than those people that getting married
Speaker 6: at the waffle house.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you met at the waffle house, if
Speaker 1: you met at Rockahoma, and now you got me.
Speaker 6: Eh, But I do love their smothered and covered ash Browns.
Speaker 6: Let's get married.
Speaker 1: Here, the first kid Ash Brown, Ash only if your
Speaker 1: last name was Brown, right right? If you don't want
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 6: Away from that three way is not a great name
Speaker 6: for a kid. As you get your name, you don't
Speaker 6: want to know.
Speaker 1: I think meet my dad. I think right, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure that's my mom dad. But going and that crazy.
Speaker 1: And there are people that even have like a Disney
Speaker 1: credit card only, which makes sense. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: organizations that have branded credit cards to earn points towards
Speaker 1: their thing. Chief's credit cards are a thing earned points
Speaker 1: towards the Chief stuff. I've always been of the ideology
Speaker 1: of if something's got that big of a grip on you, you
Speaker 1: got a problem. You gotta learn to say no to things.
Speaker 6: We would say it to people who smoke crack, meth heads, alcoholics.
Speaker 6: You know, they spend all their money on all these substances.
Speaker 6: Look at I'm like, eh, you got a problem, you
Speaker 6: need help. Yeah, But when it comes to Didnetyland, don't
Speaker 6: nobody care because it didn't need land.
Speaker 1: So some possible reasons why people do it. Disney is
Speaker 1: a controlled, predictable, safe world. So you get there, you
Speaker 1: don't worry about anything. You don't have to worry about anything.
Speaker 1: And what I mean is that you know somebody accosting you,
Speaker 1: pickpocketing you, you believe that it's a completely safe environment.
Speaker 1: It's the happiest place on the earth. Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so they say that's the children and it's a
Speaker 6: small world that we can never leave because there's no
Speaker 6: real problem.
Speaker 1: I don't when you see a video online of a
Speaker 1: fistfight at Disney World, very rare, right, very rare. It
Speaker 1: isn't like you know, going to a Spirit Airlines, right,
Speaker 1: or a waffle house at eleven am or eleven pm.
Speaker 1: Some people do it just because it reminds them of
Speaker 1: their childhood. Maybe they maybe they lost a parent, and
Speaker 1: so that's their way. They try to identify and get
Speaker 1: back to it because the the memories are so powerful. Sorry,
Speaker 1: give me from people that go have gone there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that makes more sense than anything else you've said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people just identify as being the Disney person.
Speaker 1: They love the status it gives them. Maybe in their
Speaker 1: real life they have trouble being extroverts and having relationships,
Speaker 1: but in this online world of Disney adults, they feel
Speaker 1: important is seen, right, and so they raise their hand
Speaker 1: and people are like, oh, and are they're envious because
Speaker 1: you got to go recently and that's a that's a
Speaker 1: hit man, that's a drug and you start going taking
Speaker 1: more and more and more of it. That's one of
Speaker 1: the craziest things just about in society in general right
Speaker 1: now is the social media world has created this I
Speaker 1: matter thing, which is fine except you start believing you're
Speaker 1: the only one that matters. And what was the thing
Speaker 1: I see said? There are some people out there looking
Speaker 1: to see if your cup has enough, while others are
Speaker 1: seeing if your cup has more than me. And that's
Speaker 1: the difference in people right now. And you get to
Speaker 1: this point where you're seeing if you're have you had
Speaker 1: more trips than me? Are you a bigger fan of
Speaker 1: the band than me? Are you a bigger fan? Like
Speaker 1: that's not okay? Rather than like, hey have you heard
Speaker 1: of this band? It's that one of mentality. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: keeping up with the Jones is yeah. Do you keep
Speaker 1: a vacation bucket? So, if you know what the Dave
Speaker 1: Ramsey money bucket thing is, do you keep a separate
Speaker 1: money line item to save money for vacations. I don't gimpim,
Speaker 1: not so much like an envelope or a bucket or
Speaker 1: something of that effect. But I know I'm taking vacation,
Speaker 1: and I know what our bonus schedule is, and I
Speaker 1: use that money to go on vacation, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'm not actively saving. We'll take one hundred dollars out
Speaker 1: of this paycheck, one hundred dollars out of this one. No,
Speaker 1: it's like, I know I'm gonna have this amount of
Speaker 1: money at this point in time, so I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: that money for this. Yeah. I'm a big believer in
Speaker 1: doing it that way. It's less of a kick in
Speaker 1: the balls.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So far as saving the money a little bit every month,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, And it just works well from my
Speaker 1: mindset and my neurological problem. But some people do it
Speaker 1: for just for Disney. But they do it just for
Speaker 1: the chiefs, or they do it just for their truck
Speaker 1: so they can buy, you know, the next underlighting carriage
Speaker 1: or raise it another quarter bench. Because there's not much
Speaker 1: difference between the people that raise their truck and have
Speaker 1: all these mods that are completely unnecessary and the people
Speaker 1: that are Disney. That's why I always make the joke
Speaker 1: about people make fun of juggalos. I'm like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get it. Cheeseburger and Paradise, Yeah, in a juggle
Speaker 1: ho are not that different. They just wear different costumes. No, No,
Speaker 1: they're just extreme. They're fanatics, yes, where the word fan
Speaker 1: comes from. They're fanatics of that particular person or group whatever.
Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with it as long as you're
Speaker 1: not going extreme and murdering people over your you know thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think there is something wrong with it
Speaker 1: if you do so much that it impedes in your
Speaker 1: your personal life and put you into debt and jeopardizes things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm a believer that Listen. It's your life. You
Speaker 6: could do whatever the hell you want. If you want
Speaker 6: to send yourself into debt because a Disney, go for it.
Speaker 6: It's not for me, but it's what makes you happy,
Speaker 6: you know what. It's not doing meth.
Speaker 1: It isn't the physical act of doing myth. But it
Speaker 1: is an addiction. True statement, true statement. But it could
Speaker 1: be a lot worse. I guess.
Speaker 6: I guess maybe if they start doing bad things like
Speaker 6: I'm robbing my neighbor so I can you know, afford
Speaker 6: my trip to Disney this year, or I'm out cutting
Speaker 6: off catalytic converters so I can go to Disney.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, no, but if you're denying your kid an
Speaker 1: extracurricular activity, just so you can go to Disney, right,
Speaker 1: kids will be all right, all right, listen, we got
Speaker 1: to take a break. We got tickets to run a
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Speaker 1: from the Big nine Morning showing ninety seventy five kmod.
Speaker 4: Domino's driver arrested for striking customer with car so Thirty
Speaker 4: six year old Zachary Nicholas Walton was working as a
Speaker 4: pizza delivery driver for Dominoes on April twenty ninth in Fulton, Missouri,
Speaker 4: when he was arrested following what police initially thought was
Speaker 4: an accident. So authorities say that Walton became upset over
Speaker 4: not receiving a tip and began yelling profanities at the customer.
Speaker 4: There's also video footage reportedly showing him shouting at the customer,
Speaker 4: what are you gonna do, bitch? Come get me? So
Speaker 4: he then drove towards the victim. Police alleged that Walton
Speaker 4: accelerated the car forward, striking the man, who then jumped
Speaker 4: onto the hood to avoid further injury, and then Zachary
Speaker 4: fled at a high rate of speed and was later
Speaker 4: found at the Domino's location, where he admitted to driving
Speaker 4: at the victim just to scare him because he didn't
Speaker 4: get a tip. That was the whole reason.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not justifiable, but I understand being mad.
Speaker 4: Sure, he's facing charges including armed criminal action, first degree assaults,
Speaker 4: and leaving the scene of an accident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that all checks out. Yeah. If the guy who's
Speaker 1: the quote unquote victim here jumps on the hood, the
Speaker 1: guy's not closing, but the guy jumps on the hood,
Speaker 1: get in trouble.
Speaker 6: No, If the car is driving towards the person that's
Speaker 6: jumping on the hood and that's the reason why he's
Speaker 6: jumping on the hood, or is the person just jumping
Speaker 6: on the hood to jump on the hood the last
Speaker 6: one one, then yeah, yeah, absolutely he needs get in
Speaker 6: trouble because that's damage to your property.
Speaker 1: But if the guy what I'm saying is the guy
Speaker 1: the owner who didn't tip, puts his self in harm's
Speaker 1: way and jumps onto the hood. Yeah, should the driver
Speaker 1: get in trouble?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Should the driver get in trouble? I thought it was
Speaker 6: the guy they getting in trouble. No, the driver should
Speaker 6: not get in trouble because the driver didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 6: The guy that didn't tip is just being an asshole
Speaker 6: and jumping on your car.
Speaker 1: Don't jump on hoods of cars. No, this isn't movies.
Speaker 1: You're not bo duke man. No, it's You're not Michael Knight.
Speaker 1: It's not a good idea unless you're a stunt person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and do this on the rag or a physics major. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and understand how physics work around turns and breaking. You
Speaker 1: should not be doing that now.
Speaker 6: Although it is pretty awesome, I've seen those professional athletes
Speaker 6: jump over a moving car that's coming towards them.
Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome. I've also seen him not do it.
Speaker 1: If you know what I'm saying, those are the better ones.
Speaker 6: Scott's been caught having sex with the trash can just
Speaker 6: goes to show that people will do anything nowadays. By
Speaker 6: do I mean have sex with obviously comes out of Scotland.
Speaker 6: Tarbolton is the town that it comes out of, and
Speaker 6: the incident actually happened last Halloween, but I guess he's
Speaker 6: just now getting sentenced over it. So what happened was
Speaker 6: is a dude named Craig proven was spotted by a
Speaker 6: neighbor with his pants down around his ankles thrusting at
Speaker 6: the trash can. The neighbor described it to police as
Speaker 6: having sex with the bin. He was then seen eating
Speaker 6: cardboard out of it before the neighbor shouted at him
Speaker 6: and then called the police. The police got there and
Speaker 6: they found Craig with this box, shorts on and kind
Speaker 6: of wobbly. He said that he had his pants down
Speaker 6: so he could show the officers his injuries.
Speaker 1: I tried to show my wife my injury last night.
Speaker 1: But yeah, So.
Speaker 6: This guy, apparently, at least according to his lawyer anyway,
Speaker 6: has an unusual background and conduct. I don't know if
Speaker 6: that's just you know, fancy talk for mental illness or
Speaker 6: he's just weird, but regardless, he goes to jail, finally
Speaker 6: gets sentenced, and now all he has to do is
Speaker 6: fifty hours of unpaid work, so volunteer work, you know,
Speaker 6: community service. And he was spared from being put on
Speaker 6: the sex offenders register, which I don't agree with. I
Speaker 6: think he should be put on the sex offenders list.
Speaker 1: I think if you expose your genitals, hold on, I
Speaker 1: want to make sure I get this right. Well, I
Speaker 1: think if you expose your general deals to people intentionally,
Speaker 1: you should go on the sex offenders list.
Speaker 6: But if you're in the front of if you're in
Speaker 6: the street, let's just say the trash cans like you
Speaker 6: put him on the curb right when when trash day's
Speaker 6: out right and you're out there and you got your
Speaker 6: pants around your ankles and God looks like you're rumping
Speaker 6: this uh this trash can here, you can't tell if
Speaker 6: the dongs out or not because you know it's it's
Speaker 6: across the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, does that count? I think it counts.
Speaker 1: So if a woman's there and he's engaging in sexual
Speaker 1: activity in between the trash cans, should they go on
Speaker 1: the sex offenders list? I mean they are offending the sex.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that. We'd say all the time, like
Speaker 1: to consenting adults shouldn't put you on the sex offenders list, right,
Speaker 1: And just because there was he was a solo artist
Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily But you are out in public, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 6: If you can get in trouble for walking around in
Speaker 6: your house but ass naked but the curtains are open,
Speaker 6: that's basically the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm just I was just correlating with the
Speaker 1: sex part. Yeah, because we typically the argument we always
Speaker 1: have is if there's a consenting other person involved, we go,
Speaker 1: why are they getting on the sex offender's list.
Speaker 6: I think that if it involves the sex and you're
Speaker 6: in the public doing it, yes you should be on
Speaker 6: that list, regardless if your.
Speaker 1: Trash can or otherwise. Yes, if you were caught just
Speaker 1: peeing by the trash can, then it's like, okay, he
Speaker 1: was just taking a leak. Clearly there's the puddle. So
Speaker 1: the motion of the ocean is what you have issue
Speaker 1: with that puts you on the list. I think that's
Speaker 1: what does it?
Speaker 6: Okay, Now, if you're just sitting there too, consenting adults
Speaker 6: between two trash cans soaking, as the BYU students call it,
Speaker 6: ah different story, right, there's.
Speaker 1: No motion there's no ocean. We just soaking. Using different
Speaker 1: vernacular does not make you less guilty exactly. You call
Speaker 1: it murder. I caught it settling a disagreement, right, The
Speaker 1: jury called a manslaughter matters. Cancer patient develops uncontrollable Irish
Speaker 1: accent during treatment. Oh No, An American in his fifties
Speaker 1: with prostate cancer developed an uncontrollable Irish accent. Duke University
Speaker 1: and Carolina Urologic Eurologic Research Center researchers published the case
Speaker 1: in the British Medical Journal, calling it the first foreign
Speaker 1: accent syndrome case linked to prostate cancer. The patient maintained
Speaker 1: the Irish broche for twenty months of treatment until his death.
Speaker 1: Although he lived in England during his twenties and had
Speaker 1: distant Irish family connections, he never spoke with an Irish accent. Previously.
Speaker 1: Doctors believe a paranello plastic neurological disorder caused the syndrome,
Speaker 1: where cancer patients immune system attacks brain and nerve tissue. Quote.
Speaker 1: His accent was uncontrollable, present in all settings, and gradually
Speaker 1: became persistent. According to researchers, only two similar cancer related
Speaker 1: cases exist, both involving women. Patients between two thousand and
Speaker 1: nine and twenty eleven, to which I said, so what
Speaker 1: back in the day when somebody had to developed a
Speaker 1: crazy accent, they went look at this psychopath pretty put
Speaker 1: him in the ward and they were like, oh, that's cancer.
Speaker 1: Because then well they didn't or they didn't know it
Speaker 1: was cancer. They're like just speaking in crazy tongues and
Speaker 1: losing her hair. Do you think that's what happened to Madonna?
Speaker 6: No, she she got that British accent there for a
Speaker 6: little while.
Speaker 4: I think you moved there.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: You would have to live there forever. Yeah. And also
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with she's just weird like that. Her
Speaker 1: and Brittany are not a far distance. No, No, in
Speaker 1: terms of oddity. Right, she just wanted to pretend like
Speaker 1: she belonged or she had cancer, right she was getting
Speaker 1: treatment for prostate cancer. Probably not, but you never know.
Speaker 1: Or she was she was were. She wasn't being attention whore.
Speaker 1: She was just living herself. She's being living her truth. Right.
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Speaker 6: starting at ten thirty as their cruising across America.
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Speaker 1: All right, you might remember a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: I brought up jess Jessica McClure for those nor member
Speaker 1: in the late eighties, she fell down to twenty foot well, baby, Jessica,
Speaker 1: that's right, was on TV for over fifty eight hours
Speaker 1: trying to get her out of this well. And she
Speaker 1: got in trouble for assault, assaulting her partner. And she
Speaker 1: has said that she's tried to stay out of the
Speaker 1: spotlight and that. So that's me down a rabbit hole
Speaker 1: of other kids that were in the news and what
Speaker 1: happened to them, And then that turned me on to
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Smart. You might remember Elizabeth Smart. She was taken
Speaker 1: from her home in Utah at age fourteen, held captive
Speaker 1: for nine months, and they found her alive walking with
Speaker 1: her captors super close to her house.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now she is an author and a speaker, and she's
Speaker 1: also doing competition uh strength training, uh like muscle shows
Speaker 1: you know, okay, cool? Right, like good, good for her,
Speaker 1: And people are saying she shouldn't be in the spotlight
Speaker 1: like that, to which I say, such your stupid trap.
Speaker 1: If she's gotten over what's happened to her, let her
Speaker 1: do what she wants, even if she hasn't want any
Speaker 1: even if she hasn't Yes, she was held captive against
Speaker 1: her will. She should nobody should be telling her what
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 6: She was hosting a TV showlder for a little while
Speaker 6: as well, like she was crime shows. Yeah, she was
Speaker 6: hosting a TV correspondent or something like that. But I
Speaker 6: remember there was a crime TV show. This is a
Speaker 6: couple of years back, and they had her on for
Speaker 6: quite a.
Speaker 1: Bit because her delivery and watching. She was just in
Speaker 1: an interview, You're like, whoof you are? Dry? So but
Speaker 1: maybe it was about like basis off of her her situation.
Speaker 6: Apparently she's had a lot. Elizabeth Smart Finding Justice from
Speaker 6: twenty twenty. Okay, Elizabeth's story from twenty thirteen Taken Missing
Speaker 6: Children with Elizabeth Smart Smart Justice. Huh Dan Jane Cross Kate, Yeah,
Speaker 6: she says she's been in a few TV shows carry on.
Speaker 1: Her way to deal with it was to go public.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, right, be very public and turning
Speaker 1: her trauma into a mission. Yeah right, this is what
Speaker 1: I've been given. Let me make lemonade. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Remember j C. Dugarden nineteen ninety one. She was taken
Speaker 1: at age eleven. She was held captive for eighteen years,
Speaker 1: and she was found during a routine check. Now she
Speaker 1: runs a small foundation and stays out of the public eye.
Speaker 1: I gotta remember, I gotta be honest, I don't really
Speaker 1: remember a lot about this story. I don't remember how
Speaker 1: they found her. I feel like this would be a
Speaker 1: story that would have gotten a ton of news the
Speaker 1: way they you know, the way they apparently had found her.
Speaker 1: But it says that there were no leads, and then
Speaker 1: she remained missing for eighteen years until two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: when it convicted sex offender visited the campus of the
Speaker 1: University of California, Berkeley, accompanied by two adolescent girls who
Speaker 1: were later discovered to be the biological daughters of this
Speaker 1: man and the missing J. C. Duguard. The behavior of
Speaker 1: the trio sparked an investigation that led the parole officer
Speaker 1: to this man to order him to take the two
Speaker 1: girls to the parole office, where the man was accompanied
Speaker 1: by a woman who was eventually identified as JC Doguard
Speaker 1: because she I guess she'd been gone that long. She
Speaker 1: just you know, fell from Beauty the Bee. She just
Speaker 1: was like, this is awesome. Right. They were all arrested,
Speaker 1: and the man had a wife too, apparently separate from
Speaker 1: getting chase Duguard pregnant, and they arrested the wife and him,
Speaker 1: of course, and they said she'd been concealed in tense
Speaker 1: sheds and lean tos if you know what those are,
Speaker 1: in an area behind their house, and that he repeatedly
Speaker 1: raped her during the first six years of her captivity,
Speaker 1: and that she gave birth to two daughters during her
Speaker 1: confinement and the children were aged eleven and fifteen at
Speaker 1: the time she was discovered. And he was sentenced two
Speaker 1: when you guess how many years twenty okay, thirteen, four
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty one years. I think he's not going
Speaker 1: to serve the full sense that could be wrong, gud right.
Speaker 1: And then the wife was sentenced to thirty six years.
Speaker 1: And they think he is connected to other men seen
Speaker 1: person cases in the area.
Speaker 6: So would he just like black snake moan this girl
Speaker 6: and then you know, go out there and handle his
Speaker 6: business while she's chained up to a tree.
Speaker 1: Not only would he black snake moan It sounds like
Speaker 1: if that's a movie reference for those who don't know,
Speaker 1: that is very bizarre. Samuel Jackson kidnaps a woman to
Speaker 1: try and straighten her out. Yeah, he wants to save her.
Speaker 1: Christina Ricci. Yeah, it's very weirdly erotic and shouldn't. It's bad.
Speaker 1: It's bad. But he's like, what I'm helping, which I
Speaker 1: would argue probably anybody who does that thinks that that's
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Anyway, to me, the idea that he
Speaker 1: was doing that, but he was also like, you had
Speaker 1: a wife who was okay with it, and you had
Speaker 1: two kids that grew up to be eleven and fifteen
Speaker 1: who think that was normal. Yeah, there's three other people. Now,
Speaker 1: you could probably give a pass to the eleven and
Speaker 1: fifteen year old, but the other adult being, now you could.
Speaker 1: She was scared all those things, that's true. But if
Speaker 1: you can't save yourself, she's trying and save someone.
Speaker 6: Else, right, you're talking about the wife. The wife, correct,
Speaker 6: what if she didn't know about it. He's just like,
Speaker 6: I wanna go tender the garden.
Speaker 1: I think you noticed a tent in your backyard.
Speaker 6: Yep, But you said, okay, if it's like directly in
Speaker 6: the backyard, Okay. I thought you said it was like
Speaker 6: off the property, behind their property. So to me, that's
Speaker 6: like not exactly in the backyard, but that's close.
Speaker 1: You know, we've been living in the sound so I've
Speaker 1: never been in the backyard when you go, let me
Speaker 1: see your garden. No, right, again, we operate. We answer
Speaker 1: these type of questions based off our personal lives and
Speaker 1: how we live our lives. Some people are like, just leave.
Speaker 1: And if she was in an abusive relationship, I could
Speaker 1: totally see her being like, as long as you aren't
Speaker 1: hitting me, right, exactly right? Also not okay for that
Speaker 1: mentality though. And then there's this one that I had
Speaker 1: no idea about. And Steven Stayinner. He was kidnapped in
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy two at the age of seven. He escaped
Speaker 1: seven years later and brought another kid that had been
Speaker 1: kidnapped with him. This amazing story, right, he became a
Speaker 1: national hero. Insane story, right, yea, that he got another
Speaker 1: he helped another kid. Well, he struggled in life and
Speaker 1: then died in a motorcycle accident at twenty four. How
Speaker 1: about that. You think you can't wait to get out,
Speaker 1: but then you get out and the normal quote unquote
Speaker 1: normal life you can't deal with.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but but but but it was a motorcycle accident.
Speaker 1: Short of him doing the jacks, tell her, yeah that
Speaker 1: it totally could have been that, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So, like I get where you're going at if
Speaker 6: he killed himself, right, but and I'm probably wrong, but
Speaker 6: motorcycle accident, Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 1: That's part of it. But even Elizabeth Smart has come
Speaker 1: out and said the the help afterwards was minimal at
Speaker 1: best so far as like after she was found help
Speaker 1: from like doctors and psychologists and dealing with everybody was
Speaker 1: like you're ayea right.
Speaker 6: They were so happy for her to be out that
Speaker 6: there was no real help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it takes part of your soul. Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Steven Stainer's brother later became a serial killer.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that comment. No. Then there's another one,
Speaker 1: Jordan Turpin. This is very recent. She escaped her parents'
Speaker 1: house at seventeen, where she called nine to one one
Speaker 1: and found thirteen siblings were being abused in the home.
Speaker 1: She tried to build a normal life, and she says
Speaker 1: as well that support afterwards has been not what people
Speaker 1: thought it would be. We celebrate these people, right they
Speaker 1: come out, We're like yay, and then we're like next, Right,
Speaker 1: it's not there's no system in play. We just ignore
Speaker 1: the real problem that these people, like part of their
Speaker 1: souls were taken from them and can't be my kid.
Speaker 1: Maybe everybody has a childhood story of something that they remember.
Speaker 1: Mine was Johnny Gosh. I brought it up before. The
Speaker 1: kid who was a newspaper delivery guy in boy in
Speaker 1: Des Moines, Iowa in the eighties, Johnny Gosh, and he
Speaker 1: went missing and it was all over the news. That
Speaker 1: is the impedance of no longer play outside or right,
Speaker 1: stranger danger and all that stuff. Yeah, we didn't have
Speaker 1: anything like that in our neighborhood, not that we knew of.
Speaker 1: Adam Walsh was.
Speaker 6: The big thing, right, the whole reason why America's Most
Speaker 6: Wanted was created.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No kidnapping growing up. None, No, I mean not
Speaker 4: in my hometown anyways. No kids went missing, I.
Speaker 1: Mean none in my hometown either. But the story that
Speaker 1: left that stayed with me was the one that happened
Speaker 1: in Des Moines, Iowa, two hours away, two and a
Speaker 1: half hours away.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, Yeah, The biggest one for me was the
Speaker 4: the one in Colorado, the little pageant girl Johnathan A. Ramsay.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. They tried to label that as missing, but
Speaker 1: it was murder right by the dead or the brother,
Speaker 1: the brother brother.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It was pretty young.
Speaker 1: Young people can kill people. It's not a good excuse.
Speaker 4: I'm still not convinced it wasn't the mom.
Speaker 1: It may maybe I think the mom covered it up.
Speaker 1: She definitely an associate. She did now the right, Yeah
Speaker 1: the mom, Yeah, yeah, the cancer got her. Somebody texts him,
Speaker 1: what what is the quantification of normal? I've had this
Speaker 1: debate with a few people and find it absolutely fascinating.
Speaker 1: What is normal? Yeah? Normal is a very solitary thing, right,
Speaker 1: it's your normal. We kind of agree on a few morals, right,
Speaker 1: but ultimately that's a sliding scale and evolving constantly.
Speaker 6: So what's the difference between that your normal and living
Speaker 6: your truth? We kind of joked about it last hour
Speaker 6: or whatever. Living your truth? Yeah, morals, that's your normal.
Speaker 1: Morals. Morals? Is it right? And morals aren't a decided
Speaker 1: group of things, Uh huh. They are kind of a
Speaker 1: societal thing. We kind of go, yeah, we shouldn't show boobs,
Speaker 1: which is stupid, right to you. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that think bikinis are porn, So to me, that
Speaker 1: that is the that is what the moral part of
Speaker 1: what normal is.
Speaker 6: Free the nipple man if dudes can walk around with
Speaker 6: their nips hanging out.
Speaker 1: Ladies, go for it. I'm all about it. Yeah. Somebody
Speaker 1: texted and said, Stockholm syndrome is the perfect example of
Speaker 1: the brain's coping mechanism for survival. It's how most kidnapped
Speaker 1: and abuse people survive. Your brain wants you to survive,
Speaker 1: and it does everything it must do. So I think
Speaker 1: the example they're giving is on the extreme end. I
Speaker 1: would argue on the simple version. Day to day, everybody
Speaker 1: suffers from Stockholm syndrome. You will deal with your SI boss.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for real, for real, you will be like, ah,
Speaker 1: you'll logically get to a conclusion that matters to you.
Speaker 1: I gotta pay the bills. What else am I gonna do? Right?
Speaker 1: We do that in marriages. We don't want to be
Speaker 1: a part of right. We go, well, no one else
Speaker 1: is gonna lie. I should be lucky just to have
Speaker 1: this person love me, even if it's not a really
Speaker 1: good love. Right. So we do this all the time
Speaker 1: with things on the extreme version and then a more
Speaker 1: minor approach. But normal, like, there's some basic things we
Speaker 1: should go with. Normal people are like, oh, the ting
Speaker 1: commandment should be our morals. I don't know, doesn't say no, no,
Speaker 1: don't touch kids on there. That was a different time.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you can't use one thing like
Speaker 1: the Ten Commandments as the reason, like the roadmap for morals,
Speaker 1: because there's some things missing off of it. Morals. Does
Speaker 1: it make does the how do I put this? Does
Speaker 1: it make you feel weird when you do it? Like
Speaker 1: you kind of know you shouldn't be doing it, but
Speaker 1: you do it anyway. Some people argue that, I think
Speaker 1: that's that's that's perfect right there. If you feel guilty
Speaker 1: for doing something right, yeah, you probably shouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: There's your morals. Yeah. My counter argument to that would
Speaker 1: be that Ted Bunny probably thought what he was doing
Speaker 1: was fine. You probably didn't have a gut problem. Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll never know, or the umpteen other people. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: they some of those people, specifically people that murder prostitutes,
Speaker 1: think they're doing God's work exactly. There's no guilt, eh,
Speaker 1: And maybe they are. We don't know. Maybe we're the
Speaker 1: crazy ones. Maybe we're the crazy ones for keeping the
Speaker 1: horse alive. I think mass murder is not a great idea, right, Well,
Speaker 1: it's not mass murder if you do it one at
Speaker 1: a time. Okay, extinction. Okay, you an extinction because of
Speaker 1: your coping survival. Right. I can't imagine there are a
Speaker 1: lot of women that go, I want to be a prostitute, right,
Speaker 1: I want to do the oldest profession. Right. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that you do it out of necessity at a convenience.
Speaker 1: Maybe you get a taste of the money, right, maybe so,
Speaker 1: and you feel free to text me and go I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to be a whore. That's fine. I'd love
Speaker 1: to talk to you about it. My mom was a whore,
Speaker 1: my grandma was a whore. It's just a family business.
Speaker 1: I come from a long line of hor itom. My
Speaker 1: sister was like, I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 1: your life mom. Right, Well, that's too damn bad. You
Speaker 1: get in there early down anyway, Right, that strayed way
Speaker 1: far away. We got to take a break. We'll be back.
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Speaker 1: get good morning. You're on the air. What is your name, Mike,
Speaker 1: Mike cow are you buddy? I'm doing good? Good friend? Uh?
Speaker 1: Who would you like to give clues? GIMPI or Corban? Uh,
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Speaker 1: on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.
Speaker 6: Here we go, all right, my uh, this is Dave
Speaker 6: Grohl's band, and uh we're.
Speaker 1: Looking for the title letter. Yes, the title of the song.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna use examples Batman, Superman, those are types of
Speaker 6: super blank.
Speaker 1: Superhero.
Speaker 6: Okay, you got the hero part right, But if it's
Speaker 6: not your hero and eye on it, it would be what.
Speaker 1: Your hero? Okay, looking for a particular word of ownership here, Mike,
Speaker 1: I can't say it. It's not yours. It's my hero.
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh. This is a Mexican song Mexican band,
Speaker 1: and it was popular in the nineties. And there's a
Speaker 1: certain dance that goes with it where you stick your
Speaker 1: hands out and you cross and they put him on
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Speaker 1: up and everything's all right? Huh. Bradley Knowles band rolling
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Speaker 1: Time time? Yeah? Two is what you got, Mike, might
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Speaker 1: all right, good morning, you're.
Speaker 4: On the air.
Speaker 1: What is your name?
Speaker 5: My name is Brian, Brian.
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Speaker 1: parts of the title of the song. Jim Hinson had
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Speaker 1: This is the theme song by the King of the Eighties.
Speaker 1: I think is what people like to call him. He
Speaker 1: also did the soundtrack. Correct, this guy, I lived on
Speaker 1: eight Mile and he had a wife who he hated. Correct,
Speaker 1: and the song would be the opposite of win lose,
Speaker 1: lose yourself. Correct. This is sounds like a guy's name
Speaker 1: from like a seventies band, but it's actually the name
Speaker 1: of the band. It's not a dude. And this is
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Speaker 1: After I read the email, this one's a little more
Speaker 1: unique than what we normally get. It says, listen, I
Speaker 1: love my wife. This is not the kind of email.
Speaker 1: But I've been standing at the front door, keys in
Speaker 1: hand for like nine years, and I need somebody to
Speaker 1: help me. This woman cannot be on time for anything, dinner, Christmas,
Speaker 1: her own mom's house. We almost missed a flight because
Speaker 1: she decided to start ironing clothes one hour before we
Speaker 1: needed to be there. I started telling her things are
Speaker 1: an hour earlier and we are still late. Last month,
Speaker 1: I just left without her. You know what she did? Laughed?
Speaker 1: She thought it was hilarious. Yeah, because you gotta go back.
Speaker 1: This at a deal breaker. She's my person. But what
Speaker 1: can I do? I wrote this email while waiting for her.
Speaker 1: I might still be here when you give me the answer.
Speaker 1: I can't be the only one who deals with this.
Speaker 1: I think she doesn't understand time like a normal person.
Speaker 1: There is that cliche with women, right that they're chronically late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially with going out, takes them forever to get ready.
Speaker 1: Hey we're leaving in twenty minutes. Hey we're leaving in
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Wrote a song about it. What's the song
Speaker 1: waiting on a woman? Bray Paisley, okay with the video.
Speaker 1: Well he's not a woman, no, but he's dead now.
Speaker 1: Well now he was waiting on a woman apparently, But
Speaker 1: what can he do.
Speaker 4: I'm curious about the ironing clothes before getting on a flight,
Speaker 4: Like was she ready? And then she was like trying
Speaker 4: to kill time before so I think I'll do some laundry,
Speaker 4: you know, to kill and then she just got stuck
Speaker 4: into it, cutting the zone. Yeah I got the zone right. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's is she fashionably late everywhere they go.
Speaker 1: I've never understood ironing clothes before you go somewhere, like
Speaker 1: you know, on a trip, or I don't understand that
Speaker 1: you're putting them in a suitcase they are getting wrinkled.
Speaker 4: Yeah that is true.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I have those vacuum bags. Uh huh, it's
Speaker 1: gonna get wrinkled. All that work for nothing. That's why
Speaker 1: hotel rooms provide usually in iron and board. Seems like
Speaker 1: lately they're not. They're doing this like steamer thing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing Cleveland because that would
Speaker 1: feel weird. But they don't do the ironing thing anymore.
Speaker 1: What do you think this person should do? You have
Speaker 1: a mess and whatever that is to eight two nine
Speaker 1: four five from a guy who's constantly waiting on his wife.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna leave her or anything. She might be
Speaker 1: a cheating hord. I don't know, but he says that
Speaker 1: he's tired, he wants some help. He wants to know
Speaker 1: what are other people doing who deal with this? And
Speaker 1: he thinks she doesn't understand time like a normal person.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are people in life that believe being
Speaker 1: on time is everything, and then there are other people
Speaker 1: that believe being on time is a waste of time. Right,
Speaker 1: there's others that say, if you ain't early or late, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the personality difference here is quite evident. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not something you ever talk about too when you're dating, right,
Speaker 1: and whether you're deciding to be with this person forever.
Speaker 1: You don't go because in the beginning, when you're dating
Speaker 1: and everything's new, like they're on they're doing everything right right,
Speaker 1: And then when they settle in and the couch has
Speaker 1: got all the worn spots in it, the slippers are
Speaker 1: all worn in, then you go with ah, I don't
Speaker 1: need to be on time anymore. This Texas classic ADHD.
Speaker 1: It's called ADHD time blindness. There are a ton of
Speaker 1: tips and tricks online for ADHD time blindness. Got to
Speaker 1: keep that pimpan strong, brother showers in charge. Oh good lord,
Speaker 1: assault somebody for not being on your schedule. It feels
Speaker 1: dramatic for some people who works. If let's okay, let's
Speaker 1: just say pimppand is a thing. I don't think I
Speaker 1: know how to do a pimppand. Oh I'm sure you could.
Speaker 1: I smack a hoe easy. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: keep my pimpand strong because you don't work it out.
Speaker 4: Is it a backhand or forward hand flash?
Speaker 1: I heard the artists they think a front hand's gonna
Speaker 1: do a little bit more damage. Yeah, in the backhand,
Speaker 1: you're you're you can get some more propulsion and hipped
Speaker 1: switch right.
Speaker 4: Here, don't you?
Speaker 1: Oh you don't. I mean, if you're not and going
Speaker 1: up like you're missing some propulsion, going down is harder.
Speaker 1: You're not going to get the propulsion you need unless
Speaker 1: your goal is to not really do any damage. If
Speaker 1: you're just trying to alert them awake, Ye, then you can.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to You can just don't have
Speaker 1: to do much of anything. But I don't think I
Speaker 1: keep my pimpants thrown. I would know how to do that,
Speaker 1: and I know how to throw a one two combo,
Speaker 1: but apparently aimp hand I'm not clear on.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: This says start practicing getting ready and being on time.
Speaker 1: Start practicing, like, tell her, hey, today, we're going to
Speaker 1: practice being on time. You know what I love and
Speaker 1: it just is so romantic is when my wife tries
Speaker 1: to train me come matter with some exercises. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And then there's rewards stickers right right, the Reese is
Speaker 1: peanut buttercup. Good job per on time today. Here's some pieces.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna up your allowance.
Speaker 1: Make a little mark on her desk every time she
Speaker 1: does it correctly, right right this Texas, Ah, yes, the procrastinator.
Speaker 1: This is partially why I'm divorced. Either deal with it
Speaker 1: or run and back to this normalcy question. What the
Speaker 1: hell is normal? Yeah, divorce over not being on time?
Speaker 6: Well, they would label it in the courts incompatible differences, Sure.
Speaker 4: Be reconcilable, right right? Well, I mean this guy just
Speaker 4: didn't keep his pimpan strong enough.
Speaker 1: Apparently not having a pimpan the most honest and real
Speaker 1: thing Corbyn has ever said. Uh, I guess are you
Speaker 1: implying that you have a strong pimppand I think we
Speaker 1: should have a pimp hand off? Go ahead? Who do
Speaker 1: you get to judge that besides a real pimp? You
Speaker 1: have to get a real I don't think they're I
Speaker 1: don't think they're out to bragging. You get some hose,
Speaker 1: some retired hose who have been down that road and
Speaker 1: they know and they give great experience to the pimp
Speaker 1: hand before. Yeah, reasonable answer. If this isn't a deal breaker,
Speaker 1: then just learn to live with it. She isn't changing.
Speaker 1: Nuclear answer, God's fight that crazy with more crazy. She
Speaker 1: starts ironing, you got to rotate to tires on the car.
Speaker 1: She's still getting ready. You go start a new addition
Speaker 1: to the house. She gets the shower five minutes before
Speaker 1: you all need to leave. Perfect time to replace the
Speaker 1: old water heater. It does feel rather extensive, is fantastic.
Speaker 1: I thought, I'm just gonna finish ironing my pants, all right,
Speaker 1: Dunk dunk, dunk dum dunk. Build my treehouse. I'll be
Speaker 1: ready when I'm ready. Uh, maybe a doctor or psychiatrist appointment.
Speaker 1: It might be adult adhd. Medication might solve the problem.
Speaker 1: Uh A, just your time that you need to be there.
Speaker 1: Don't tell her at the exact time. I mean it
Speaker 1: sounds like he said that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he said he started telling her things were an
Speaker 6: hour earlier than what they really are, and it still
Speaker 6: didn't work.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But if you go, hey, we're leaving at seven,
Speaker 1: and they know it doesn't start till eight, they'll probably
Speaker 1: just ignore that. You don't. You got to make sure
Speaker 1: you don't tell them right, or tell them it starts
Speaker 1: at seven, right, knowing you've got yourself an hour of
Speaker 1: give there. H Corman doesn't know how to do the
Speaker 1: pimp m as he describes in detail how to pimpan someone.
Speaker 1: What is it okay? I'm just okay, maybe yes, I'm
Speaker 1: secretly a pimp. You dumbass.
Speaker 6: You are pretty secretive about outside of work, So I
Speaker 6: mean you could be.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't call it secretive. We don't talk
Speaker 1: a lot about it, No, I don't. I share a lot.
Speaker 1: It's okay to have stuff that's nobody's business and you're
Speaker 1: pimping it ain't nobody business. Now, if I was had
Speaker 1: a caddy that we had to dock at the boat,
Speaker 1: you know a boat dock, right. My grandma used to
Speaker 1: have the clock set a little ahead the closer you
Speaker 1: got to the front door, so she'd be on time.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like that is not that's not great
Speaker 4: to set your clocks ahead because you know that your
Speaker 4: clocks are out ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree. What good is that we did that
Speaker 1: for a while and you get up and you're like oh,
Speaker 1: and then you rush and you're like oh, and then
Speaker 1: you just learn, you're like, ah, that clock's fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: Ahead's fine, and then.
Speaker 4: You eventually just fall back.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this text says if we leave early, we can
Speaker 1: stop buy and get coffee. And she's into that chair.
Speaker 1: My wife is the same. Just get used to it.
Speaker 1: Another text, she's a cheating horren. Run while you still
Speaker 1: can bro another just leave her at home if she's
Speaker 1: not ready that feels wild right, like that too, and
Speaker 1: she laughed at him. Yeah, you gotta come back. Yes,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna leave and go to the event
Speaker 1: or what the date?
Speaker 5: Night?
Speaker 1: By your self? Send her in her right? If she's
Speaker 1: late for things, is she late for things she wants
Speaker 1: to go to? Right? Is she always late or is
Speaker 1: she just selectively late? Because those are that's a good point.
Speaker 1: Those are two different things. If she is late for
Speaker 1: things that she wants to go to, then yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a cross the board problem. If she's late because you're
Speaker 1: up for Douche of the Year at your work, you're
Speaker 1: getting a parking spot up front, then yeah, I could.
Speaker 1: That actually makes a little more sense. If she is
Speaker 1: late or and he just leaves without her to go
Speaker 1: to the you know, Douche of the Year award or
Speaker 1: whatever at his work, lifetime douche Iness award. Is that excusable,
Speaker 1: like or is that something to be mad about? Because
Speaker 1: to be being late, like the guy said about divorce,
Speaker 1: he just divorced. I'm sure there were other problems, but
Speaker 1: to imply that being late is the reason you ended
Speaker 1: a marriage feels really silly. Yeah, does unless you're getting
Speaker 1: the congressional Medal of Honor, right right? Even then, can't
Speaker 1: they mail that to you? I think they like the
Speaker 1: whole ceremony part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your speech is important.
Speaker 1: Oh, I gotta be honest. Not that we have to
Speaker 1: worry about this, but if I win the Congressional Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor, you're not getting a speech from me. I
Speaker 1: haven't I done enough? I just got the Congressional Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor. I clearly have done something. Yeah, well, my
Speaker 1: words cannot match. You need to tell everybody about it
Speaker 1: and how grateful you are we get it, corbyin you won,
Speaker 1: and then just sit up there and filibuster for the
Speaker 1: next three hours. Oh god, turn on a video game.
Speaker 6: I can do that, all right, because as soon as
Speaker 6: they hear that beep, Oh hell no, he ain't gonna
Speaker 6: sit here play video games.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Let's go this, tex says. My wife is
Speaker 1: this Sometimes it helps us. There's a Windows update in
Speaker 1: case you're curious. Oh good, my wife is the same.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it helps, especially when having to go to the
Speaker 1: in laws, like it helps be in late. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to go right right right. Some people
Speaker 1: believe why rush to go do things you don't want
Speaker 1: to do? Why rush to be on time for things
Speaker 1: that do not matter? You know, they always impression thiss
Speaker 1: this with school, like be on time, don't be late
Speaker 1: to school, don't be late to school. Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of anybody not graduating because of tardiness? Missing school completely?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: But I think so many charties can get you into
Speaker 4: that same boat.
Speaker 1: Not graduating.
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 1: I've never heard. I've heard of people missing school and
Speaker 1: not graduating. But to be late, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'll look that up.
Speaker 1: Now, you get fired from your job, of course if
Speaker 1: you're chronically late. Right, Uh, this says my wife's the
Speaker 1: same in less good girls that are on time get
Speaker 1: extra spankings. Tonight, someone said, withhold sex. Ah, you can
Speaker 1: use sex as the currency, but you got to let
Speaker 1: her know that's the currency. And some people are okay
Speaker 1: with that not being the currency. Right right, there's no
Speaker 1: there's no like, I'm just gonna withhold sex and she'll go, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that might work for guys, women not so much. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've told my wife that before. When things have to
Speaker 1: be volunteered for school or whatever and she doesn't like
Speaker 1: doing that, I'm like, you know how to negotiate. I've
Speaker 1: told you how to win the negotiation, so I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're If you don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: you have a way to not do it. And Stek says,
Speaker 1: when I had a to share a car with my
Speaker 1: sister in high school, it didn't eir didn't matter how
Speaker 1: much time she had to get ready. She needed five
Speaker 1: more minutes. I was never so I was never so
Speaker 1: happy the day I got my car running and could
Speaker 1: leave her just to be late. Listener email from a
Speaker 1: guy who says that he loves his wife. But I've
Speaker 1: been standing at the front door with keys in my
Speaker 1: hand for nine years, and I need somebody to help me.
Speaker 1: This woman cannot be on time for anything, dinner and
Speaker 1: Christmas her own mom's house. We almost missed a flight
Speaker 1: because she decided to start ironing at the one hour
Speaker 1: mark before we needed to be there. I started telling
Speaker 1: her things are an hour earlier than they are still late.
Speaker 1: Last month, I just left her. You know what she
Speaker 1: did laughed. I thought it was hilarious, or she thought
Speaker 1: it was hilarious. This isn't a deal breaker. She's my person,
Speaker 1: But what can I do? I wrote this email while
Speaker 1: waiting for her, I might still be here when you
Speaker 1: get me the answer. I can't be the only one
Speaker 1: who deals with this. I think she doesn't understand time
Speaker 1: like a normal person, lindsay, I.
Speaker 4: Think that's it. I think he just said it. She
Speaker 4: doesn't understand time like a normal person, because she might,
Speaker 4: I think when someone texts the ADHD if she does
Speaker 4: in fact have that, I think would be a great
Speaker 4: idea if she has never been tested, to get tested,
Speaker 4: because five minutes can seem like fifty minutes, and fifty
Speaker 4: minutes can seem like five to someone with that, and
Speaker 4: she could be losing her focus and deeply absorbed in
Speaker 4: different tasks when she needs to be focused on getting
Speaker 4: ready or walking out the door. So medication can help
Speaker 4: her with that. Otherwise, if she doesn't want to get
Speaker 4: tested or feels like she doesn't have that, then just
Speaker 4: deal with it and know that since that's your person,
Speaker 4: you already know that this is just who she is.
Speaker 6: GIMPI, First of all, before you give any advice, a
Speaker 6: pimpand is typically a backhanded strike. Okay, And there's different
Speaker 6: techniques for low targets, eye level targets and shorter targets.
Speaker 6: Eye level use the direct horizontal BAM shorter targets for
Speaker 6: the start.
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, I swear I've never been pimp slapped. I
Speaker 4: just I think it's movies. Because I did say backhand.
Speaker 4: I asked if it was a backhand.
Speaker 1: I'm actually shocked you if that's never happened to you.
Speaker 1: Why usually you have a story for everything. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do about it. Bro, Just suck
Speaker 1: it up and deal with it. You're gonna be late.
Speaker 1: It is what it is.
Speaker 6: Sit down and enjoy the time, Grab a drink, pet
Speaker 6: the cat, whatever while you're waiting.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine. It's not the end of the world. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is this a you problem or her problem? Because to
Speaker 1: me it sounds like a you problem. Nine years you
Speaker 1: haven't got used to it, nine years, you haven't come
Speaker 1: to terms with it. What's wrong? She's not doing what
Speaker 1: you want? Normal person or your normal Because if you
Speaker 1: care about her and you say she's her, who cares?
Speaker 1: Guess who she's getting dressed up for you? Uh? Is
Speaker 1: she eighty? H?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: She definitely has some sort of neurological divergency. There are
Speaker 1: some people that have a brain that doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: you go hey, we're living in two hours, and they go, okay,
Speaker 1: not yet, right. And then you're like, hey, we leave
Speaker 1: in an hour, and they go, okay, not yet. And
Speaker 1: then you're like, hey, we leave in thirty minutes and
Speaker 1: they go, okay, not yet right. They see that as
Speaker 1: plenty of time. So it's just the way her brain operates.
Speaker 1: But being on time, if that's important to you, then
Speaker 1: you've got to find someone who also cares about being
Speaker 1: on time. You must not have kids, by the way, Oh,
Speaker 1: kids don't care. Kids don't understand time and concept and
Speaker 1: being on time unless you're going to assault them to
Speaker 1: get them to do what you want. I mean, it works.
Speaker 4: You learned that pimpan real quick?
Speaker 1: Yes kid? Yeah, no, I love that the idea. We
Speaker 1: don't condone it in the pimp scenario on how horrible
Speaker 1: it is, but children, it's completely fine. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: think this is a u problem, man. You've got to
Speaker 1: come to terms with it. It ain't gonna change. It's
Speaker 1: who she is. And is it a ten? This is
Speaker 1: a ten? How about you do this. Let me paint
Speaker 1: a little picture for you. You get ready, do your thing,
Speaker 1: make yourself a beverage whatever that looks like and sit
Speaker 1: and watch or get ready. Maybe she gets ready in
Speaker 1: or underwear. Enjoy the moment rather than be like, oh god,
Speaker 1: here we because then you're just agonizing it. All right,
Speaker 1: we got to take a break. You can always email
Speaker 1: us show at kmod dot com. That's rush More of
Speaker 1: the Big Men Morning Show down. This next email says,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to start this, but I can't
Speaker 1: stop thinking about it. My husband hasn't done anything that
Speaker 1: I can actually point to, like I have no proof,
Speaker 1: no text, no nothing, but something is just off and
Speaker 1: I can't shake it. He comes home differently lately. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to explain it, just different, like he's
Speaker 1: somewhere else when he's sitting right next to me, and
Speaker 1: he started caring about how he looks again after years
Speaker 1: of not caring. And maybe that sounds stupid, but I
Speaker 1: notice things. I've gone back and forth in my head
Speaker 1: a thousand times, like maybe I'm just insecure, maybe it's nothing,
Speaker 1: maybe I watch too much TV. But then I catch
Speaker 1: him smiling at his phone and just putting it face down,
Speaker 1: and that feeling comes right back. I haven't said anything,
Speaker 1: because what am I gonna say? I have nothing? But
Speaker 1: also I keep living like this, Like, if I keep
Speaker 1: living like this, going crazy with no I can keep going.
Speaker 1: But also I can't keep living like this, going crazy
Speaker 1: with no answers. Do I say something about this without
Speaker 1: proof or do I just wait and keep feeling this way?
Speaker 1: Listen to email from it sounds like suspicion. Suspicion that
Speaker 1: their partner is cheating because they dress nice well and
Speaker 1: act differently and put their phone down face down and smile. Mmm.
Speaker 1: I mean, is he a welder and is now wearing
Speaker 1: tuxedos to work? Is that what we're talking about? Or
Speaker 1: is he just taking a shower or maybe smelling better.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, like, what would be an appropriate job
Speaker 1: to have a tuxedo on a major d yes host
Speaker 1: of an awards show. Maybe that's a one night things?
Speaker 1: No they a red vest, No try, Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: be able to run, Oh a tuxedo? Maybe you are.
Speaker 1: You know how they have those like Vegas parties for
Speaker 1: like company Christmas parties and stuff like Dallas Gallons balls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe do something like that.
Speaker 6: I know when I started off doing that's where I
Speaker 6: was working for a company and they're like, you need
Speaker 6: to get a tuxedo shirt and a boot eye.
Speaker 1: Like what really? Because a black jack dealer. I'm like, okay, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: well that feels different. Yeah, that stuff's not cheap man.
Speaker 1: Uh and you can't just go to Walmart and get one,
Speaker 1: No one. I still got the bow tie word every
Speaker 1: now and again, but I don't know that just cuffs
Speaker 1: in a bow tie that's it. Uh. Another first text,
Speaker 1: he's cheating one or thinking about it? Yeah, maybe this
Speaker 1: one's really interesting. I when I found this one in
Speaker 1: the batch, I was like, Yeah, people are going to
Speaker 1: automatically go to cheating because of the things being said,
Speaker 1: because suddenly he's cleaning himself up. Yeah, and he cares
Speaker 1: about his appearance. From what the person's saying. And she
Speaker 1: said he comes home different, I would be curious to
Speaker 1: what that means, Like he comes home happy, he comes
Speaker 1: home in right, annoyed, quiet, stand offish? Maybe right? What
Speaker 1: does different mean? Maybe instead of just opening the door
Speaker 1: and lumbering to the couch, it's like a grand insurance.
Speaker 1: It's like goduche ton of arm hole. That's coming home differently? True?
Speaker 1: If he brings gifts every time, that's also differently Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we don't just know guilty conscious cheating horror. Another
Speaker 1: one simple answer and solution. Ask him what's going on? Jesus,
Speaker 1: Just ask him, because men are really great at being
Speaker 1: honest about that stuff. For sure. Fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I love talking.
Speaker 1: Some don't, right, I got no problem with it. A
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I have too much of a problem
Speaker 1: with it. Uh, it's your husband, So just ask I could.
Speaker 1: I know people are saying that's the easy thing, but
Speaker 1: if you're in a state of psychosis right and having
Speaker 1: a mental crash, it may not feel easy because asking
Speaker 1: the question, you might be afraid of what the answer
Speaker 1: might be exactly, and so that'll put you backwards. It's
Speaker 1: not like you're up against the edge of a cliff
Speaker 1: with a dote, right.
Speaker 6: And for some people, revealing their emotions isn't that easy.
Speaker 6: It's not like, hey, what do you want for dinner?
Speaker 6: You know where you can easily say, well, I would
Speaker 6: like potato salad.
Speaker 4: Now, I did it say you in the email? How
Speaker 4: long it's been going on?
Speaker 1: It doesn't. There were no dates in it at all.
Speaker 1: Just lately would be the only time. Constraint, right, sounds
Speaker 1: pretty suspicious to me. It's a text that came in
Speaker 1: another text, it's your husband, So just ask how would
Speaker 1: you frame that question? Lindsay, are you cheating on me?
Speaker 1: Is that the only way to frame that? That feels weird?
Speaker 4: What's new with you? What's up? What are you doing different?
Speaker 4: Something's different?
Speaker 1: Everything's fine. I get up, I go to work, I
Speaker 1: come home. Everything's fine.
Speaker 4: You're on You hid your phone?
Speaker 1: Eh? I don't like the way the blinds me while
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here trying to watch the prices? Right? Or
Speaker 1: hide your I just put it face down. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: Is there something that you don't want me.
Speaker 1: To see because I put it face down?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't want to be distracted while we're trying
Speaker 1: to watch Real Housewives?
Speaker 4: Okay? Is there anything that I mean? Can I go
Speaker 4: through your phone? Why did you have a problem with it?
Speaker 1: So you don't trust me? A lot?
Speaker 4: Differently, I'll give you my phone if you give me yours.
Speaker 1: But your behavior doesn't constitute whether I'm doing something or not.
Speaker 4: You just start acting different.
Speaker 1: I'll gladly let you look through my phone as long
Speaker 1: as then you admit you don't trust me and we
Speaker 1: have a bigger problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying you have you don't. I
Speaker 4: don't trust your behavior lately.
Speaker 1: It's nothing because I took a shower.
Speaker 4: It's making me feel weird.
Speaker 1: But how much of that is me? And how much
Speaker 1: of that is you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It could all be me?
Speaker 1: Okay? Then what are you're willing to put a friction
Speaker 1: between us?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because of your inability to handle it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't know why I'm feeling this way,
Speaker 4: but it's it's making me feel a certain way. How
Speaker 4: you're coming home lately?
Speaker 1: What can I do to reassure you?
Speaker 4: Maybe show me some different attention?
Speaker 1: So I'm not giving you enough attention is the problem?
Speaker 4: Maybe that's it?
Speaker 1: Would you like for me to rub your feet?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: What kind of attention do you want? We do dates,
Speaker 1: We watch all the shows you want to watch. We
Speaker 1: we we go on times where we read and your
Speaker 1: romance novels that I don't care about. We go to
Speaker 1: do stuff with your friends. What attention do you need
Speaker 1: that I am not already giving you?
Speaker 4: Why are you getting dressed up?
Speaker 1: And because I didn't want to buy a Lamborghini? This
Speaker 1: is my midlife crisis? Why is it? Why is me
Speaker 1: caring about my appearance? Negative.
Speaker 4: It's not negative.
Speaker 1: I see what it feels like, though.
Speaker 4: I just wonder if you're doing it for another person
Speaker 4: other than me.
Speaker 1: You, I'm doing it for you. I'm realizing I'm getting
Speaker 1: older and changing. Maybe I'm just tired of being feeling
Speaker 1: like a slob all the time. Wanted to clean up
Speaker 1: do it for myself. It's an interesting thought exercise to
Speaker 1: go through, right, Yeah, because I think Lindsay's making good points,
Speaker 1: and of course I'm making good points. But to me,
Speaker 1: it's it is. All those things are entirely possible. This text,
Speaker 1: he may just care about himself. Uh, this text my
Speaker 1: ex bot of boflex had met someone at work and
Speaker 1: started cheating. Ah. I love a good connection to an item.
Speaker 4: Right, remember those so big in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Babe, you're late? Where were you? I bought a bowflet.
Speaker 4: It's gonna look great in our garage.
Speaker 1: What's the American beauty? Right?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Starts smoke pot. Yeah, by the way, are you watching
Speaker 1: DTF Saint Louis on? Uh, I've seen it. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it, but I've seen it like up there and
Speaker 1: I was like that that seems like an interesting shits
Speaker 1: so funny? Yes, Uh, the the one of the main
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman is the main character, and then his buddy
Speaker 1: who was the sheriff in Stranger Things. Uh, it's kind
Speaker 1: of awkward. He ends up dying in the first episode,
Speaker 1: but it's about him and he has is it Perone's
Speaker 1: disease parnies? Yeah, where you can look around the corner, yes,
Speaker 1: periscope action yes, yes, and they're kind of bored in
Speaker 1: their marriage or Jason Bateman is and trying to converses
Speaker 1: him over at dinner at outback about he should also
Speaker 1: join this app where adults can meet up DTF Saint
Speaker 1: Louis and he ends up dead. But anyway, it's that
Speaker 1: type of thing where these things happening. You're like, eh,
Speaker 1: boflex and now any boat. Now she's traumatized by the
Speaker 1: word bowflex, right, honey. If he did not care about
Speaker 1: his looks before, and that means something or someone is
Speaker 1: motivating him to look better now, maybe not vocally, but
Speaker 1: he's now dressing to impress. I would call him out
Speaker 1: on these differences. His responses will tell you more. Is
Speaker 1: he immediately defensive? Does he help explain things you noticed?
Speaker 1: Does he make you feel bad for asking or wondering
Speaker 1: all great questions. I don't know how you give an
Speaker 1: answer without being defensive. Right, somebody's accusing you of cheating.
Speaker 1: How do you not get defensive? I just accept that
Speaker 1: as a passive thing. Right, you accuse you accuse me
Speaker 1: of infidelity in our marriage. I should just be like,
Speaker 1: not defensive about that. Right? Oh if you think that's
Speaker 1: that's not awesome either. Uh? Why do women jump to
Speaker 1: conclusion so fast? Ask him or when he's asleep, go
Speaker 1: through his phone like a normal female. I don't know
Speaker 1: where you'll find the energy for this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I hope your husband goes back to being sloppy and
Speaker 1: not happy so you feel better about things. How about
Speaker 1: that though?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, you want him to be a turd. You want
Speaker 1: him to not care, Right, you want him to not smile?
Speaker 1: Reasonable answer. Maybe he's doing it for you, hoping you
Speaker 1: notice give him the attention he wants. Nuclear answer, he's
Speaker 1: a cheating whore. Fight the hoariness with more hoariness, lingerie
Speaker 1: every day, scroll tender where he can see it, Bang
Speaker 1: a rando on the couch right in front of him,
Speaker 1: pull up cut chair. Sounds like you found someone who
Speaker 1: got his spark back. Does he have a secret of
Speaker 1: government job and he knows the world is ending? Why
Speaker 1: is it immediately cheating? Guilty? Conscious bro, I'm a welder.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to wear suits to work. Good news,
Speaker 1: mister welder. You can. Yeah. Ain't nobody stopping you but you. Hey,
Speaker 1: when they go why are you wearing a suit? You say, huh,
Speaker 1: you dressed for the job you want, not the job
Speaker 1: you have. There you go, well, I'm gonna dress this batman.
Speaker 1: I believe I've heard Elon say that a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I like to do? You know
Speaker 1: that I like to laugh, So please show me how
Speaker 1: you are smile what you are smiling at? That would
Speaker 1: make me feel so much better in so many different ways.
Speaker 1: In regards to the exchange, you were just happy. It's simple.
Speaker 1: He has a new girl showing him attention in ego boost,
Speaker 1: so take advantage of him being warmed up, fix yourself up,
Speaker 1: flirt with him, then tap that hard like when you
Speaker 1: first got together. Maybe they are also I haven't cared
Speaker 1: about my appearance in years, and the last year or
Speaker 1: so I've been taking better care of myself just to change.
Speaker 1: I'm single, By the way, this isn't a help wanted right,
Speaker 1: If on the same if on the same phone plan,
Speaker 1: go through and look for common number recently reverse search
Speaker 1: or here's a crazy thought. Have you acknowledged he looks nice?
Speaker 1: Pay attention and talk to him. That's an interesting point too.
Speaker 1: Instead of critiquing him for looking nice, compliment him on
Speaker 1: looking nice. Yeah, my wife has to deal with this.
Speaker 1: For me, I was cheated on, and now I watch
Speaker 1: every little tiny thing. Sometimes I feel like something's up
Speaker 1: when nothing's going on. My poor wife just re assures
Speaker 1: me she's an amazing woman, until she's not. When he
Speaker 1: walks through the door, show him your boobs and see
Speaker 1: how he acts. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: DTFA loois is good. But you see David Harber's penis
Speaker 1: a lot like a disturbing amount. I don't think it's his.
Speaker 1: I think it's a prosthetic. Oh like horrid doors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like most penises you see on because we can't Guys
Speaker 1: can't shut their real penis. Women, that's fine, but guys.
Speaker 1: Listener email from a guy who I'm sorry from a
Speaker 1: girl who thinks her husband is cheating. She's got no evidence.
Speaker 1: He apparently is happy when he looks at his phone.
Speaker 1: He's changed the way his work, the way he dresses,
Speaker 1: taking care of himself. He comes home in different moods,
Speaker 1: puts his phone face down. I haven't said anything because
Speaker 1: I'm going what am I going to say? I have nothing?
Speaker 1: But also I can't keep living like this, going crazy
Speaker 1: with no answers. Do I say something without proof or
Speaker 1: do I just wait and keep feeling like this?
Speaker 4: Lindsay I think she has to say something or she's
Speaker 4: going to drive herself crazy. And she could just say, hey,
Speaker 4: I simply feel a disconnect between us lately. It could
Speaker 4: be as simple as that, and maybe he'll offer up
Speaker 4: an explanation. I mean, you don't want to be accusing
Speaker 4: him of cheating right away, or you could just say
Speaker 4: is there do you feel an attraction to someone else?
Speaker 4: Or you could accuse anyway. You have to talk to him,
Speaker 4: get it off your chest, or just say this is
Speaker 4: how I feel lately and go from there.
Speaker 6: Gimbi, Yeah, I mean you could talk to him, but
Speaker 6: are you going. Are you going to get a straight answer?
Speaker 6: Are you going to get the answer you want? Those
Speaker 6: are things that you got to think about.
Speaker 1: His chances are you're not gonna get the answer you want,
Speaker 1: because you want the one that says, yeah, I'm banging
Speaker 1: some other horror you know what I mean, because that's
Speaker 1: what she feels. That's a tough one. I say, he
Speaker 1: just shut up and continue doing what you're doing. Live life.
Speaker 1: It's okay if you think he's not being truthful, Now
Speaker 1: what makes you think he'll be truthful when you ask him? Also?
Speaker 1: What are you a navy seal? What do you mean? Investigate?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Go through his phone? What do
Speaker 1: you do? You think you can stop this? If he's
Speaker 1: you're onto him and he's you pick up some clues
Speaker 1: or whatever, He's just gonna be more secretive. It is
Speaker 1: what it is. Either he's gonna cheat on you and
Speaker 1: leave you or he's not. But I think this is
Speaker 1: a you thing. You got to figure that out. If
Speaker 1: he's cheating, you can't stop it. And even if he
Speaker 1: is cheating, are you gonna stay with him? So? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? This isn't the outcome the same If
Speaker 1: he's cheating on you, aren't you gonna leave him?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: It seems logical to me. So either it's gonna come
Speaker 1: out or it won't. Right, have some self worth. If
Speaker 1: he cheats on you, there are other fish. Will it hurt, Yes,
Speaker 1: but it'll be all right. Absolutely. That doesn't mean it
Speaker 1: shouldn't hurt. But you can't control this. Why most of
Speaker 1: our texts or emails we get are about controlling other humans.
Speaker 1: That's what we want to do because I want you
Speaker 1: to act the way I want you to act. You
Speaker 1: can't control somebody. If they're gonna cheat on you, they're
Speaker 1: gonna cheat on you. That's their own stupid fault. All right,
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. You can always email a
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Speaker 1: want to get to know the show better. I just
Speaker 1: had one. Oh, what kind of school volunteer parent are
Speaker 1: you so think about? Gimna be for when your kids
Speaker 1: were uh in school? And what kind of school parent
Speaker 1: volunteer are you Vincy?
Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, I can do that. I can handle that.
Speaker 4: I was on PTA for ever.
Speaker 1: Feels like I don't know anymore.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. Now. I'm the president of Union
Speaker 4: Football Booster Club and Mama Hawks and it is It
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Speaker 1: Uh, gim be, What about you? What type of school
Speaker 1: parent volunteer? Were you? None at all? Whatsoever? That's it?
Speaker 1: Didn't one tude didn't get asked. It's not my bag, man,
Speaker 1: I give you a ride to your play. I'll sit
Speaker 1: through that. But it's literally like what Lindsey does? What
Speaker 1: if Eta and what if your.
Speaker 4: Friends friend needed a ride, like to the school play?
Speaker 1: Like that?
Speaker 4: Will you give so and so right to the play too?
Speaker 1: Can't their parents do it? No?
Speaker 4: No, that's why they're asking you.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 4: Okay, if I got room and that's helpful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that counts this, does it? Because I don't consider
Speaker 1: that school volunteering. That's just being a parent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, volunteering is doing the pta, decorating for
Speaker 6: whatever thing they got going on, you know, being a
Speaker 6: part of the play as a stage builder or whatever.
Speaker 1: And what am I mean? I think being a parent
Speaker 1: is also volunteering. At the school in your kids, like
Speaker 1: with that stuff. But outside of that, like doing something
Speaker 1: for the seventh graders when your kids not in seventh grade,
Speaker 1: that's volunteering. That's you doing something outside the scope of
Speaker 1: what your kid needs. Right, I'm more of a venmo dad.
Speaker 1: I'll send you cash. Do you guys need money for
Speaker 1: some I'll send you some money. I don't mind volunteering.
Speaker 1: I've done it a bunch. I try to do it
Speaker 1: a couple of times a year. But if it gets
Speaker 1: in the way of things, I'm not moving stuff out
Speaker 1: of the way, and I don't definitely don't want something
Speaker 1: I'm keeping me up at night. I'm good. I do
Speaker 1: enough of that stacking on my own to tell the truth.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to talk about, bring up something new,
Speaker 1: go back to something. Name one restaurant you won't eat at,
Speaker 1: no matter how hungry you are. Oh well, before you
Speaker 1: answer that, let me give some parameters. We get paid
Speaker 1: based on advertising, and so we would never say anything
Speaker 1: to jeopardize advertising. With that being said, go ahead, lindsay.
Speaker 4: Probably white Castle. My husband loves white Castle Burgers. I
Speaker 4: can't do the smell of them.
Speaker 1: Onion burger, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't do it. I'm sure they have other things
Speaker 4: there that are amazing. I just can't. Nope.
Speaker 6: Gimpi El Salaya, Mexican restaurant in Salad. Lindsay wasn't here yesterday,
Speaker 6: but that was the worst of my weekend, was eating at.
Speaker 4: That gravel What happened?
Speaker 1: We're not reliving the story. You are here the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah I will. I don't know if I have. It
Speaker 1: used to be like long John Silver's, okay, but but
Speaker 1: I've always only liked their chicken. But the last time
Speaker 1: I got it, it felt really slimy. What were you
Speaker 1: shocked by?
Speaker 4: I love I love that place. The only thing is
Speaker 4: I can feel my arteries after eating it going f you.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of restaurants are that way. It's
Speaker 1: not they don't know the real estate on that right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that would be the one that I can I
Speaker 1: can think of off the top of my head. When
Speaker 1: Gimbie or anyone really, but when you do a commercial,
Speaker 1: do you personally make a fee or is it spread
Speaker 1: out between everyone? Example, Gimby was with one provider, now
Speaker 1: he's with T Mobile. Does he make royalty of some sort?
Speaker 1: We are paid individually? If you hear us talking about
Speaker 1: a product. With that being said, if you have a
Speaker 1: product you would like for us to talk about emails
Speaker 1: that simple, Yeah, show at kmod dot com. We'd love
Speaker 1: to help your help your business. Mm hmm. Other than salary?
Speaker 1: What is the one downside of your job that most
Speaker 1: people don't know about? A lot of work related questions today,
Speaker 1: different numbers too.
Speaker 4: Maybe the lack of sleep sometimes? Okay, so got to
Speaker 4: live your out your outside.
Speaker 1: Of work life gimpy. Other than salary, something that bothers
Speaker 1: us about this job?
Speaker 6: Ah, I could easily say the hours, right, but it's
Speaker 6: not that bad.
Speaker 1: It's pretty awesome schedule.
Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, you leave here and I've got plenty of
Speaker 6: time to enjoy the day, go do whatever the hell
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 1: So I really can't. I mean, the events are cool,
Speaker 1: we'll get to do you know, rock Pahoma and concerts
Speaker 1: and stuff. So I guess I really I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll pass on that one. I got nothing really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean any job you have, like I'm a dog
Speaker 1: walker in San Francisco. The only difference between that job
Speaker 1: and any other job is I physically put the crap
Speaker 1: in my hands, right, Every job has some sort of
Speaker 1: thing you get used to that you don't like, right,
Speaker 1: and give me's right. Go into events and doing things
Speaker 1: is fun if you want to do them. And if
Speaker 1: you're someone who doesn't want to give up your free time,
Speaker 1: then this career is not for you, and someone else
Speaker 1: decides when you get to use your free time. I
Speaker 1: would say the downside is we get done at like
Speaker 1: eleven or whatever, and then people try to schedule work
Speaker 1: for us at like two in the afternoons. Right, that
Speaker 1: would be the quote unquote downside. Okay, Uh, did I
Speaker 1: miss where you guys announced Josie got the stuff back? Yes,
Speaker 1: not only that, he posted a photo of the guy
Speaker 1: that arrested wearing a Josie Scott T shirt. Now, to
Speaker 1: be fair, the guy probably you know, dipped into the
Speaker 1: merchandise and put it on. Uh. What was your first car, Lindsay?
Speaker 4: A Cutless Supreme Oldsmombia Cutless Supreme.
Speaker 1: Was what year?
Speaker 4: Nineteen? I think it was a ninety one. Oh, either
Speaker 4: ninety or ninety one.
Speaker 1: No one that'd been the g body one. It'd have
Speaker 1: been twenty one.
Speaker 4: It looked like a boat.
Speaker 1: It was big gimbi. It was a nineteen eighty five
Speaker 1: fewix Century Park Avenue paid seventy five bucks for it
Speaker 1: was going to be one hundred and fifty if somebody
Speaker 1: tried to pop the column and steal it. Some uncles listen,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the.
Speaker 6: Car for the seventy five dollars you already gave me,
Speaker 6: or I'll just give you your money back.
Speaker 1: And I said, well, hell, I could replace the steering column.
Speaker 1: So I did. Eighty five Dodge Dynasty is my dad's
Speaker 1: work car, and we shared it. What artist or band,
Speaker 1: pastor president would you waste no expense on going to see?
Speaker 1: For me? It would be Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4: And I'll be here plus one.
Speaker 1: I cannot support that guy musically amazing. Yeah, human being garbage.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the movie? No, I have not seen
Speaker 1: the movie, but I'm just wondering why you got there. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean the movie is done by his estate, so
Speaker 1: of course it's going to shine him in a positive life.
Speaker 1: And I was like his nurse or somebody came forward
Speaker 1: in the last month or so and like said that
Speaker 1: he asked for videos a lot of children.
Speaker 4: I would say, Whitney Houston, okay, love to see her live.
Speaker 1: A live or live both gibe friends. Man, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little weird, but great music, great musician. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: the Beatles, but not like because it's their duration of
Speaker 1: time as a band is very very very short, like
Speaker 1: five years or something like that if I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: So that would be to see them in that excitement,
Speaker 1: that would be cool. Would you rather be sick enough
Speaker 1: to have to miss three days of work and one
Speaker 1: day of the weekend or spend a weekend judging a
Speaker 1: toddler's in Tierra's style pageant? I like this. Would you
Speaker 1: rather be sick enough to have to miss three days
Speaker 1: of work and one day of the weekend or spend
Speaker 1: a weekend judging a toddler's in Tierra style pageant?
Speaker 4: I'm going to go with the judging a pageant because
Speaker 4: it's never fun being sick, right, And usually those pageants
Speaker 4: are at a fancy hotel, so you get a nice
Speaker 4: hotel room to relax in, get some room service, maybe
Speaker 4: float around the pool.
Speaker 1: Is there time to do that on you're judging Noil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the pageants aren't twenty four hours, so you do
Speaker 4: have breaks and free meals.
Speaker 1: I didn't know they paid for meals and put you
Speaker 1: up in a glamor hotel. I'm sure, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sure, okay, And you're entertained?
Speaker 1: Are you? I don't find that stuff entertaining?
Speaker 4: Do you a little bit?
Speaker 1: Okay? Gimme Firstly, I think Lindsay's the only one that
Speaker 1: could use the toddlers in tear as answer, because.
Speaker 6: If you or I said, yeah, let's totally do that
Speaker 6: for a weekend, we're creepy purrs allter is to it,
Speaker 6: I would argue anyone is, but that's true statement.
Speaker 1: But I would totally take three days off of work
Speaker 1: and a weekend day being sick. I'm okay with that. Yeah, easy.
Speaker 1: Do you like meat loaf? Do you like a particular
Speaker 1: style of meat loaf, like classic barbecue or some other kind? Lindsey,
Speaker 1: I like meat loaf.
Speaker 4: Recently, I've had a friend of mine makes a smoked
Speaker 4: meat loaf and it's delicious. It makes it with beef
Speaker 4: and sausage and it's really good. And I also like
Speaker 4: old school my mom's version of beef and sauce stuff
Speaker 4: baked very good, Kimpy.
Speaker 6: I am a fan of all the loafs of meat,
Speaker 6: all of them.
Speaker 1: Fun thing about that is like i'd like maw.
Speaker 6: I could say, the fun thing about it is like
Speaker 6: everybody makes a look they're like bloody Mary's right, or
Speaker 6: you know, everybody.
Speaker 1: Makes them differently, but my don't.
Speaker 6: I I have I make this one.
Speaker 1: That's what I call a Mexican meat loaf.
Speaker 6: And basically what that is is it's a It's a
Speaker 6: loaf of meat, but with like taco.
Speaker 7: Seasoning in there, right, mixed up inside the meat, all right,
Speaker 7: and a bunch of cheese onions, peppers chopped up mixed inside,
Speaker 7: baked for you know, however long it takes to bake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's baby. Sounds good, goddamn right. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't mind a loaf of the meat. I like mine
Speaker 1: with bacon in it and some barbecue sauce on top,
Speaker 1: notna ketchup on top. Guy, I've had some where they
Speaker 1: lay strips of bacon on top and then bake it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one's not bad. I've also had a lot of
Speaker 1: bad meat loafs, so but I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 1: one with bacon and stuff on It makes everything better.
Speaker 1: Can you play Gimpy's theme song? Why is he the
Speaker 1: only one with a song? He's not? Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: School volunteering is a trap once they realize you're the
Speaker 1: dependable parent and willing to always help out. They abuse
Speaker 1: your kindness. All of a sudden, you're the only parent
Speaker 1: there and your wife is coaching cheer or girls sports.
Speaker 1: Not if you know the two letters yeah right? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're usually right next to each other. That isn't a trap.
Speaker 1: It's your inability to say no. Of all the cameo
Speaker 1: temporary characters on BMMS, who is your favorite that you
Speaker 1: choose to come back? And why? Dead or alive? Of
Speaker 1: the temporary ones? I don't know any that are dead, right,
Speaker 1: I mean they could be. We'd never know, right, lindsay,
Speaker 1: would you like to pass? Or do you want to
Speaker 1: take a stab?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'll pass because I didn't know any of them?
Speaker 1: Gimpy abby with the way things are, there's a reason
Speaker 1: why those Rarey characters were temporary characters and not still here.
Speaker 1: Only one of them didn't choose to leave right forced out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not forced out, just didn't mean a threshold that he
Speaker 1: knew existed. What would your advice be for someone wanting
Speaker 1: to get in radio? Sorry, let me try that again.
Speaker 1: What would be your advice for someone wanting to get
Speaker 1: into radio? Sorry? So funny? What would be your advice
Speaker 1: for someone wanting to get into radio, lindsay, don't gimp
Speaker 1: ah listen. If that's what you want to do, go
Speaker 1: for it. Have fun, do your research, find a class,
Speaker 1: get into it. It's your deal man, have fun doing it.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, but they're specifically asking for our advice
Speaker 1: on how to get into it. So I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: if you are wanting a career that is dwindling and
Speaker 1: don't want to get paid a lot, then this you'll
Speaker 1: have a good time. To tell the truth, this is
Speaker 1: my first Mother's Day without my mother, and I'm having
Speaker 1: trouble navigating. The closer the day gets, the worse it
Speaker 1: gets and feels. Is there any advice you can give
Speaker 1: me to help with the situation.
Speaker 4: Lindsay, First of all, I'm very sorry for your loss.
Speaker 4: Maybe what was what did your mom like to do
Speaker 4: on Mother's Day? Maybe do the same thing. Maybe plant
Speaker 4: a tree in your mom's name, or a bush or
Speaker 4: something in your yard. Like my mom had favorite types
Speaker 4: of plants. Maybe your mom did, and you could plant
Speaker 4: one in your yard or garden. Every time you look
Speaker 4: at it it reminds you of her.
Speaker 6: Gimbi, I say, because Mother's Day's what on a Sunday?
Speaker 1: Right, So maybe Saturday.
Speaker 6: Go to the liquor store and get you a gallon
Speaker 6: of whiskey, and then you can sit at the house
Speaker 6: and I want you to get out every picture that
Speaker 6: you possibly have of your mom and drink while you're looking.
Speaker 1: At the pictures, and maybe maybe put on a certain
Speaker 1: playlist and just go on with life. Man, it sucks,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. Let's see. Let me
Speaker 1: let me see if I've never lost my mom. But
Speaker 1: let me see if I can help you navigate this. Uh,
Speaker 1: you don't have to buy a card, you don't need
Speaker 1: a gift. Uh, you don't need to plan a brunch.
Speaker 1: So there's some of the navigation help. As far as
Speaker 1: how to cope with it, I don't know, man. People
Speaker 1: think you've got to get over things. When it comes
Speaker 1: to grief, You just got to learn how to weave
Speaker 1: it in because life keeps moving. Man. We thought of sanax. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you would like to use some sort of substance
Speaker 1: to dull the blade, go ahead, but d day will
Speaker 1: come for that too. If you had to hold the
Speaker 1: spike while one of your coworkers hits it with a sledgehammer,
Speaker 1: which coworker would you rather wield the hammer? Lindsay?
Speaker 4: Uh, I guess you Corbyn, because chances are you'd be
Speaker 4: sober when doing it. Maybe I don't know either one
Speaker 4: of you really I would trust with a hammer. But
Speaker 4: you seem to do a lot more handy dandy work
Speaker 4: because you own your home and not rent, so you
Speaker 4: have to be more. You have to be more fix
Speaker 4: it yourself. I guess when it comes to repairs using
Speaker 4: a hammer.
Speaker 1: Okay, Gimby, I'm gonna say Corbyn because Lindsay's got feeble
Speaker 1: little woman arms.
Speaker 4: Have to admit the only time I use a hammer
Speaker 4: is if I'm hanging a picture up.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm picking KIMPI. This isn't even a conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm confident he's swung ahead sledgehammer many times, so I
Speaker 1: feel pretty good about that. Let's see there was another
Speaker 1: one I had. Oh, I just wanted to say that
Speaker 1: you're all are awesome. I listen every morning. It makes
Speaker 1: my workday, work week. But keep up with the good work. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Do you all play more dead musicians than living ones?
Speaker 1: Right now? I don't know. I don't take inventory. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a category. It could be. I have
Speaker 1: no idea the formula, but I don't think so. It
Speaker 1: would be awesome if it was, though, think about how
Speaker 1: many good rock musicians are dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you go, hey, we're not playing any dead rock musician,
Speaker 1: you eliminate a lot of great musicians. Yeah, at least half.
Speaker 1: So no Petty, no Assi, no Sound Garden, right, certain
Speaker 1: Metallica songs. Yeah, So it feels like it's not a
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Speaker 1: Poppin' Boba marg is also six dollars all month long.
Speaker 1: Hold on, so I can get a margarita with that
Speaker 1: boba stuff in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: It seems weird. Boba's weird. Yeah, like cross fusion.
Speaker 4: Right, it's fine in tea, but in my margarita.
Speaker 1: It does not enhance tea at all. It looks futuristic,
Speaker 1: like something I'm seeing them eat at the lounge in
Speaker 1: Star Wars or Empire strikes Back. It is not good.
Speaker 1: Do you know anybody that's like, oh, I love the
Speaker 1: taste of boba, the way it pops in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Kids.
Speaker 1: Pretty much, that's all I need to know. That's like
Speaker 1: saying Dino nugs are delicious. Uh, Deli, they are pretty good. No,
Speaker 1: they are not. Del Taco and epic brito for five bucks.
Speaker 1: You can do that all the way through May eighth.
Speaker 1: That's a deal. You need to be a del Yeah
Speaker 1: Rewards member, dell no and place the order via the
Speaker 1: Del Taco app or at del taco dot com.
Speaker 6: This is just every last one of them has something
Speaker 6: you've gotta do, right, go to the app, order from
Speaker 6: here or from there, spend X amount.
Speaker 1: Right, you had me hooked there for a second. You're
Speaker 1: getting it for like three bucks.
Speaker 6: But they're like, oh bye yeah by you know, you
Speaker 6: gotta be on our mailing list.
Speaker 1: We'll send coupons and notifications.
Speaker 4: Can't just show up.
Speaker 1: Just give me a goddamn taco. Man. I love that.
Speaker 1: I'm technically the oldest person on the show. But ideally, ideally,
Speaker 1: GIMPI is make me use an app. Yes, Jack in
Speaker 1: the box, all right. Rewards members get two tacos for
Speaker 1: seventy five cents. You're saving thirty three cents maybe maybe
Speaker 1: sixty because I think they're a dollar twenty five now
Speaker 1: for two of them. This deal repeats itself on the
Speaker 1: first Tuesday of every month, and it's in the offers
Speaker 1: tab of the jack app. WHOA, you guys might need
Speaker 1: to rename that Moe's Southwest Grill. You can get a
Speaker 1: free side of caso with any entree purchase today. Make
Speaker 1: sure to mention the deal if doing it in stores.
Speaker 1: Sorry redeeming this in stores. Mo's Rewards members can get
Speaker 1: the same deal from fifth through May tenth, using the
Speaker 1: account to apply the reward at check out. There is
Speaker 1: still a mos in town if you're curious. It's over
Speaker 1: here at seventy seven Lewis Alpolo Loco. I don't think
Speaker 1: we have any of those Bifo Brady's. I don't think
Speaker 1: we have any of those round table pizza. I don't
Speaker 1: think we have any of those Chewis. Today get a
Speaker 1: dollar off Mexican beers, five dollars Queso bowls and six
Speaker 1: dollar dollar regular House Raidus and nine dollars Grande House ritas.
Speaker 1: You can also use the promo code Sinkle Delivery at
Speaker 1: Chewies dot Com to get free deliveries Baja Fresh. Have
Speaker 1: a Baja Fresh here? I don't think so there it's
Speaker 1: a Baha Jackson a Lass. I don't no, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's I don't think it's the same. I mean
Speaker 1: it's almost like you have to do these things too,
Speaker 1: because it's like expected of you so far as like
Speaker 1: from the restaurant. Yeah, like I don't know if anybody's
Speaker 1: like known for their good Senko demayo deals and it's only.
Speaker 6: Like Cinco de Mayo, you don't hear, like Kill Kenny's, Like, hey,
Speaker 6: get some free bangers and mash on St.
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day, right, you know what I mean? What they
Speaker 1: should do is do that like every on the seventeenth
Speaker 1: of every month to keep people in mind, to remember
Speaker 1: Kill Kenny's four Okay March.
Speaker 6: Apparently a Baja Fresh is in the making in Norman. Okay,
Speaker 6: well that is an open store, yeah, not coming soon.
Speaker 6: So they do have one at ou in Norman. So
Speaker 6: if you'd like to make the road trip.
Speaker 1: For your what do you get out there again at
Speaker 1: Baja Fresh? Yeah? Uh, save five dollars and fifty five
Speaker 1: cents when you spend at least twenty dollars you need
Speaker 1: to be a ba A Club Baja Rewards member and
Speaker 1: into the promo code sinko all logged into your account
Speaker 1: to get the deal.
Speaker 6: Well, there you go, take that five dollars your saving
Speaker 6: and use it in gas.
Speaker 1: Get help. Get you down there to Norman Well, and
Speaker 1: keep in mind that is on the campus in their
Speaker 1: food court, so you gotta walk in, so I can't
Speaker 1: just show up. Huh they do? I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: think they ide you when you come in. I don't
Speaker 1: think they id you. I don't know how that works
Speaker 1: out right to me. I think a good deal, like
Speaker 1: it has to be a real deal, Like, hey, come in,
Speaker 1: mention this and you get do you get free chips
Speaker 1: and guac? That's it, right, Go to a Mexican restaurant,
Speaker 1: get a five dollars house margarita and a free taka
Speaker 1: or two dakas. That's a bargain. But you're right, Why
Speaker 1: would the Mexican place do it when you know the
Speaker 1: Irish pub doesn't do it exactly. You don't see a
Speaker 1: big discount at the Christian bookstore on the twenty fifth
Speaker 1: of December, No on Easter, that would be it's like
Speaker 1: the big day.
Speaker 4: Or maybe you do, and they just don't advertise it.
Speaker 4: Oh they should.
Speaker 1: They're a business. But it makes sense all these things
Speaker 1: are through the app. I know Gimpi's not a fan,
Speaker 1: but it makes sense to do it through the app.
Speaker 1: We just had a conversation this morning, I believe it
Speaker 1: was off air about McDonald's getting rid of their sodas. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're doing that because nobody's going in. They say
Speaker 1: like ten percent of sales come from inside sales. The
Speaker 1: majority comes through drive through and through the apps. That's
Speaker 1: another way to get people back into your restaurant. I
Speaker 1: don't think you need to. Im sure, you can eat
Speaker 1: it at home. Sounds good, Yeah, I guess I think
Speaker 1: that takes away from the experience. Sure you're getting the food,
Speaker 1: but it takes away from the experience of going out
Speaker 1: and eating and celebrating. It's not medieval times. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you mean experience. Well, you know, like listen
Speaker 1: Cinco de Mayo. We'll stick with the Mexican thing. It's
Speaker 1: not sputters. There's you know, there's mariachi bands that are playing,
Speaker 1: you know, at the at your local, but not at Chipotle,
Speaker 1: not a Chipotle, no taco. It's not really real Mexican food. Whoa,
Speaker 1: now you're just shooting strays. This day is about unity, man, Yes,
Speaker 1: forget that. All the food I mentioned was tex mex anyway.
Speaker 6: Right right right, Jack in the box Taco has made
Speaker 6: that list. So all right, I guess the bar set
Speaker 6: pretty low.
Speaker 1: One fast food restaurant the rest of your life, Mexican.
Speaker 1: What are you picking?
Speaker 4: Taco Bell? Fast food? Taco Bell?
Speaker 1: Why not? I am picky and what I mean? Sure
Speaker 1: I get this right? Yeah? Taco Caso, Taco Casa. There's
Speaker 1: only one. It's in a Wasso. It is a chain,
Speaker 1: but locally they only have one in O Wasaso. I
Speaker 1: think they're opening another one, but it's so good. It's
Speaker 1: old school to Taco Bell. The story is, if I
Speaker 1: got it correctly, is they the partner split and the
Speaker 1: Taco Casa guy was like, hey, I don't want anything,
Speaker 1: I just want the recipes, and so it's all the real.
Speaker 1: What you remember being Taco Bell as a kid, the
Speaker 1: taco burger, Remember they would do like the little It
Speaker 1: was kind of like an ancelota, but they covered and
Speaker 1: ancelotta sauce and a ton of cheese. Yep, they got
Speaker 1: in the black olive on top. Yep, they got that.
Speaker 1: The bean burritos delish when you're up that way, gimbi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should eat there, it's good.
Speaker 4: Do they have a taco salad?
Speaker 1: I think so? Okay, in a bowl that you can eat.
Speaker 1: That's the only way you can do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. They brought back the taco salad at Taco Bell
Speaker 4: the little mini ones. Yeah, but there. I don't know
Speaker 4: what the they put this spicy little sauce on it.
Speaker 4: It's not the same. It's not the same as what
Speaker 4: it used to be.
Speaker 1: They have a super salad with that giant bowl to
Speaker 1: make you think you're eating healthy. Yeah, apparently there's one
Speaker 1: of these tockic gasas in a broken era right deer
Speaker 1: off of the old canosh. Okay, I gotta travel all
Speaker 1: the way up to your neck of the woods. You don't,
Speaker 1: I'll stick in my own place. I'm a big I'm
Speaker 1: an advocate for this place. It is if you remember,
Speaker 1: like if you get talk about it and you'd be like,
Speaker 1: why isn't there enough cheese? For a while they were
Speaker 1: going through this like cheese ration. Yes, they don't do
Speaker 1: that at the Casa.
Speaker 6: Okay, lindsay for us since we're a broken arrow. It's
Speaker 6: down there on a one hundred and ninety third and
Speaker 6: lind Lane.
Speaker 1: It says it's not open yet.
Speaker 6: Well that's a bunch of goddamn hooy, because they got
Speaker 6: a list of here.
Speaker 1: They say it coming soon. They're not the only ones
Speaker 1: you wish. You can keep the old man complaining about
Speaker 1: an app. You didn't mind the app when you were dating.
Speaker 1: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be
Speaker 1: back shows next. Always tried to save really crazy things
Speaker 1: for the podcast. And this story I found was about
Speaker 1: a man who mastered masturbated every day for one week
Speaker 1: to prove a point. What was the point he was
Speaker 1: trying to prove, Well, i'll get to that. Uh. He
Speaker 1: was told that, uh, gooning was too bad to not
Speaker 1: good for you. Now, gooning is masturbating, but not that's
Speaker 1: no completion, it's just yeah, it's edging. Yes, yeah. So
Speaker 1: this guy decided to go on a seven day binge
Speaker 1: of gooning and found out that can cause some real problems.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the problems would be. Well, you're
Speaker 1: backing up, you're getting backed up, you're getting all worked up,
Speaker 1: and that supply, you know, is getting just right there
Speaker 1: at the top, and then you're not releasing anything. So
Speaker 1: when you go and do it again, you're putting more
Speaker 1: milk inside the carton, and you're filling it up, and
Speaker 1: you're filling it up, and you're filling it up, and
Speaker 1: then eventually the shit's gonna just leak out. Yeah. Again,
Speaker 1: that sounds like a great playground story. I don't know
Speaker 1: if biologically that's how that works. We'll tryump for a
Speaker 1: week and see what happened. I don't have the time.
Speaker 1: You ain't got time to get worked up for just
Speaker 1: a little bit and then go right back to what
Speaker 1: you was doing. I don't have ninety seconds do it
Speaker 1: in the commercial break. So his first session, after his
Speaker 1: first session of the week, he had a slump in
Speaker 1: the afternoon ad minute, he felt like life force had
Speaker 1: been sucked out of him. So he's saying that after
Speaker 1: he did it, he didn't have any energy. Okay, and
Speaker 1: he said normally he's a pretty happy guy. I said
Speaker 1: he felt sleepy, less energized, cranky, and confessed that the
Speaker 1: idea of gooning again was the only thing that seemed
Speaker 1: to entice him.
Speaker 6: Okay, first day, Okay, he didn't get that release of
Speaker 6: endorphins right, and that's why he's all or angry or mentally.
Speaker 1: His dissatisfaction without the completion right psychologically, that's messed with him.
Speaker 1: The the I'm a task doer type of thing. Okay.
Speaker 4: So is he basically leaving himself with blue balls until
Speaker 4: he does it again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can explain it that way, I guess. Or
Speaker 1: it's not finishing right because they don't really turn blue.
Speaker 4: Right I know.
Speaker 1: Also, blueball is not a thing at all.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The next day, he woke up and found that his
Speaker 1: brain felt like mush, and he noted he had less
Speaker 1: awareness okay, And he admitted that he was having second
Speaker 1: thoughts about this experiment at all. And he said he
Speaker 1: had a complex set of emotions that he was trying
Speaker 1: to figure out, a temptation to view content and then
Speaker 1: the back of your head, you know, it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't, but you still do. He was feeling guilty.
Speaker 1: He's starting to hate himself. It's day two. First of all,
Speaker 1: settled down, bro. Day two feels like wild take kay,
Speaker 1: He's just ready to give up already. Then day three,
Speaker 1: he said he woke up late and noticed spontaneous negative
Speaker 1: self talk and was genuinely struggling. He said the guilt
Speaker 1: of regularly watching porn was quote eating him alive, and
Speaker 1: then the next few days he said this continued, and
Speaker 1: he explained that daily tasks he was previously content with
Speaker 1: completing suddenly felt like a chore as his mind was
Speaker 1: constantly thinking of porn and self pleasure. But when he
Speaker 1: did give into the urge, he explained that it made
Speaker 1: him feel normal rather than great, and that it isn't
Speaker 1: even exciting anymore. He said that the mood did slightly
Speaker 1: improve at some points, but overall, gooning didn't do his
Speaker 1: well being any good. He said that afterwards, when he
Speaker 1: reflected on it, he said he wasn't in the mood
Speaker 1: to do anything for the seven day period well, wild
Speaker 1: minor inconveniences were extremely frustrating, and this sat a month
Speaker 1: into his experiment. He couldn't believe how vastly different the
Speaker 1: quality of his life was in comparison to when he
Speaker 1: was consuming porn and gooning. He told viewers he was
Speaker 1: trying to glorify gooning with the experiment, but wanted to
Speaker 1: demonstrate how easy it is to slip into addiction and
Speaker 1: how quickly something harmless can start controlling your thoughts, moods,
Speaker 1: and habits. And he says, it's here to show the
Speaker 1: real dangers, the mental pool, the excuses your brain makes,
Speaker 1: and what is actually it took for him to stop?
Speaker 1: What do we think? Well, at first, I want to
Speaker 1: know how the heck come up with the word gooning.
Speaker 1: It's a great word, right, it's a great word. Gooneys
Speaker 1: never said aye?
Speaker 4: Right, I think it's weird. Just just finish already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're not talking about goony. What do we
Speaker 1: think about this? What this guy said and that what
Speaker 1: happened to him and how quickly he slipped into addiction?
Speaker 1: I think he's just saying it for content, To be
Speaker 1: honest with you, I don't think he slipped into any
Speaker 1: kind of addiction that Maybe I think it.
Speaker 6: Was already there. Yeah, I mean, who doesn't like if
Speaker 6: I can singing titties? And of course your dick's going
Speaker 6: to get hard over it. So it is what it
Speaker 6: is unless you're gay, and then it doesn't. Yeah, then
Speaker 6: it's another butthole or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I kind of feel like this is your brain.
Speaker 1: This is your brain on drugs. That's what he's selling.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 6: So is he trying to tell us not to look
Speaker 6: at the pornography.
Speaker 1: It's what it felt like. Okay, I'm I'm not here
Speaker 1: to say pornography is good. I think it can have
Speaker 1: some bad It can create some bad scenarios. There have
Speaker 1: been scientific studies of the effects of it on the
Speaker 1: brain and too much of it and how it eats
Speaker 1: away at your brain and stuff like that. But that's
Speaker 1: just with anything that you're taken in abundance, you know,
Speaker 1: whether you're doing cocaine or meth or weed, alcohol, porn whatever, chocolate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always tell my kids, the dosage is the poison. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is not having sugar, it's the amount of sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is not okay. I was trying to search his
Speaker 1: social media to see if he had like some sort
Speaker 1: of mission he was on.
Speaker 6: So far as like why he did this experiment. No, No,
Speaker 6: like it's you.
Speaker 1: Know, like he's a holy roller or something like that.
Speaker 1: Cha gotcha, Okay, trying to spread the words to the children. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that masturbation is bad. Butt's see when I was growing
Speaker 1: up there like you should just practice abstinacy, right to
Speaker 1: cut down on team pregnancy, right, you know, well you
Speaker 1: can fucking jerk it and get the same effect, not
Speaker 1: getting bitch as pregnant. Yeah, but it's a sin. It's
Speaker 1: a sin. Looking at it's as a sin. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's what they tell you. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say that looking at breasts or anything like that as
Speaker 1: a sin. I would say one's inability to control themselves
Speaker 1: with temptation as a sin. Yeah. That feels more accurate
Speaker 1: rather than it's, you know, the boob's fault.
Speaker 6: That's why they won't let them on television. That's why
Speaker 6: women can't walk around hoopless, even though guys can do it.
Speaker 6: Go out the riverside, right, go play some disc golf
Speaker 6: guys with your shirts off. But by god, do you
Speaker 6: see any of them women out there jogging, you know, topless?
Speaker 1: No, we need to normalize it. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know if we need people bouncing around. There's some really
Speaker 1: horrible humans that would not respect distance, right, Yeah, sure, privacy,
Speaker 1: carry a can of mace on you then stare and
Speaker 1: just you know, jacket right in front of everybody. Objectify
Speaker 1: And if we let women and their boobs out, then
Speaker 1: what then guys can just put their schlongs out there. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, he gets up, I get up. It's anarchy.
Speaker 6: I think we've all agreed that nipples or nipples, you know,
Speaker 6: it's different when it goes below the belt, when it
Speaker 6: goes south of the border, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So that's where the problem is.
Speaker 1: My kids have asked me why can't I walk around
Speaker 1: the house shirtless? But they can't. That's a hard conversation
Speaker 1: to explain. You just can't try really hard to not
Speaker 1: use that excuse because I said, so not very good,
Speaker 1: and so you have to resort to things like listen,
Speaker 1: some people don't have self control, and you don't know
Speaker 1: who's around, and you don't know how they behave, and
Speaker 1: God forbid you bring unwanted attention. And so for some reason,
Speaker 1: society says it's okay for me to do it, but
Speaker 1: you can't, right, right? But why, Yeah, I figure that out.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking a ticket on that crazy train because
Speaker 1: that's just the way it is. How's a rainbow made? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just is. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you rather know what we're having for dinner?
Speaker 1: My kids eat the same thing for dinner every night.
Speaker 1: There's no they know. Last night I surprised them with
Speaker 1: something for dinner, and you would have thought I was
Speaker 1: making them clean their rooms. Would you surprise them with
Speaker 1: Brussels browns? Nope, nope, six seven chicken nuggets. I saw
Speaker 1: them at the grocery store. Six to seven chicken nuggets. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. They think it's funny. It's our
Speaker 1: little thing. Uh huh, right, And I bought them, made them,
Speaker 1: put them on their plate, cover them with a napkin,
Speaker 1: and they're like, what's for dinner. I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're waiting until we sit down. So we sat down,
Speaker 1: brought them over, and they were they couldn't because you know,
Speaker 1: it's chicken nuggets in the shape of something. You're like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's a six okay, sure, and then you're like, no,
Speaker 1: it's six seven chicken nuggets. And they're like, really, they
Speaker 1: can make six seven chicken nuggets. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they don't have at Patricia's. They
Speaker 1: don't have porn chicken nuggets. They already have. Nuggets are
Speaker 1: typically of child's meal. No, okay, so's pasta. So some
Speaker 1: of the other crazy things I've seen in stores.
Speaker 6: True, my friend had a can of fish assholes, which
Speaker 6: is really just spaghettios, but it set fish assholes on
Speaker 6: a label.
Speaker 1: Is a big asshole for a fish that was a
Speaker 1: big fish. It'd be a big one for a phuman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, that's a good Yeah. Maybe they should have
Speaker 1: a refrigerated section. Yeah. Patricias where you can sell novelty foods.
Speaker 1: You can buy already buy the pasta in the shape
Speaker 1: of penises. Yeah. They got cake pans there in the
Speaker 1: shape of coca balls, so lollipops.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so they do have some things, but maybe
Speaker 6: that's something. You know, you retire from radio and just
Speaker 6: work on adult themed novelty foods.
Speaker 1: No adult themed novelty nugs. Okay, let's let's brainstorm. So
Speaker 1: penis chicken nugs. Huh that's all I got? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: you just take the penas like a one trick pony,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, You take the the cocka balls
Speaker 1: of the chicken nugs and shorten a day, take the
Speaker 1: cock off right and put nipples on the balls, and
Speaker 1: you got titty nugs. Titty nugs.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: See, so you got that, yah know, And you're right,
Speaker 1: there's really only four body parts that you can make
Speaker 1: and that would work out, yeah, because you could do
Speaker 1: like toes. Yeah, I guess you're right. There's a sub
Speaker 1: genre there people kinks, right, you know, foot shaped nus.
Speaker 1: There's a trend online right now of women showing off
Speaker 1: their heels, like their heel collection, like all their shoes,
Speaker 1: like the shoes, not like the heel of their feet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like all dry and crusty and needing some lotion.
Speaker 1: I mean kind of. And you see like they do
Speaker 1: the thing and you're like, Okay, that's nice, and then
Speaker 1: you keep seeing it and you're like, wait, this is
Speaker 1: people are into this. Yeah, Like there's some weird fetish people.
Speaker 1: There's a local anchor in town and she for a
Speaker 1: while was posting pictures of her shoes. I want to
Speaker 1: see she's doing it, and it was like I think
Speaker 1: they she had to have stopped, I think because people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, this is good because men can't handle themselves, right, Yes, that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she stopped, she stopped doing it. Yeah, she stopped doing it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well the thing about that is like men are perves
Speaker 1: and they'll sexualize anything. That's all that there is to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could be showing off your wainous right pictures of
Speaker 1: your wenus and be like a look at that fucking elbows?
Speaker 1: Can I think the majority wouldn't. I think the majority wouldn't. Binge,
Speaker 1: your arm looks like you believe it? Yeah, again, I
Speaker 1: think the majority wouldn't. I think guys have this thing.
Speaker 1: They think that every time a woman is nice to them,
Speaker 1: that that's the woman opening up to get you know, slashed.
Speaker 6: Of course, of course, why else would she be nice
Speaker 6: to a troll like you? Come on, okay, no, I
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 1: Take like your self esteem is so low, the bar
Speaker 1: is so low, yes, that you think any amount of
Speaker 1: compliment means she wants your dick? What? Oh? Oh I
Speaker 1: see okay, let's get some of this. No, you're still
Speaker 1: a troll man. Yeah. Just being nice shouldn't be the quantifier, no,
Speaker 1: of being kind. But women think that too, because if
Speaker 1: I'm nice to the lady that checked us out at Walgreen,
Speaker 1: she's like, huh, I'm clueless. I'm like, what are talking about?
Speaker 1: She's like, why are you flirting? Settled down? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe that's an insecurity sort of thing.
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing it just to get my goat.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's possible. Knowing my wife. You met my wife,
Speaker 1: she's incredibly secure. But the the idea of just being
Speaker 1: kind makes people feel like it's an open door for whatever. Dude,
Speaker 1: I always love comments on any a woman like that's
Speaker 1: specifically trying to get attention right through whatever their Instagram
Speaker 1: or only fans or whatever, and the comments guys make
Speaker 1: things like you give me a chance. You're like, okay, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna give her the same three pumps you
Speaker 1: give everybody else, and that's supposed to woo her over right.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things to experience in the history
Speaker 1: of the show was being at a patio party with
Speaker 1: Biggie and we were standing there watching everybody interact and
Speaker 1: this guy was talking to us about a female on
Speaker 1: the show and he was like, she's lucky. I'm married,
Speaker 1: and he walked away and I turned and I'm like,
Speaker 1: how lucky do you think she is? The presumption that
Speaker 1: you're not gonna that's awesome? Right? Oh no, but they
Speaker 1: slay man, they beat it up. Yeah, sexually, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's any man bat in a thousand. No, for one,
Speaker 1: we're lucky just to have it. Wait, you do want
Speaker 1: to have sex with me. Okay, right, it's not just
Speaker 1: being nice, it's not charity work. We always we always
Speaker 1: joke about the idea that oh time, there's not enough
Speaker 1: time or tired or whatever, And you're like, should it
Speaker 1: takes two minutes? Where is all the take? Every time
Speaker 1: it's over, you're like, well, damn it. Seconds. Yes, it
Speaker 1: took us longer to get un dressed.
Speaker 4: And do you look at the clock when you're done,
Speaker 4: just to see, just to see how long it shocks?
Speaker 1: Should I try to go if we're a world record? No,
Speaker 1: I don't check in with the time and go forty
Speaker 1: five seconds? Whoa, that's a new PR. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: looking for a PR. I'm pretty happy with the status
Speaker 1: or misbelief, right, I'm happy just you know, leading me
Speaker 1: on to think that I've got it all figure out. Yes,
Speaker 1: you are the greatest. Yes, yes, No, no one like me.
Speaker 1: I get it to keep talking, sweet, nothing's in my ear,
Speaker 1: baby baby that give it to me, please. I would
Speaker 1: say to every woman, you should make your man feel
Speaker 1: like he's the only man you've ever had inside you,
Speaker 1: and he will. He'll buy a hook line and see
Speaker 1: your guys are dumm Maybe dumb maybe, Yeah, what the
Speaker 1: hell else you using because that thing's lost its grip.
Speaker 1: That's a guy problem then, right, And they're elastic, they're elastic, No,
Speaker 1: they are, They don't, they don't. It isn't trying to
Speaker 1: force a cucumber through a piece of cardboard. True, But
Speaker 1: think about think about that of underwear that you've had
Speaker 1: for the past thirty years that are very comfortable and
Speaker 1: got a little holes in them, and the elastic is
Speaker 1: kind of not as tight as it used to be,
Speaker 1: kind of hangs off your ass a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you still wear them. Yeah, you're comparing something you
Speaker 1: wear for how many How long do you say? Many years? Years,
Speaker 1: twenty years? You're talking seventy thousand days of exposure, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's not even close to being the same. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's take that same pair of underwear and let every
Speaker 1: guy in town put it on. You think every other
Speaker 1: guy's bigger than you.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying she gets worn out after a while. God,
Speaker 6: I'm not one to, you know, let other guys wear
Speaker 6: my underwear. But I'm just saying I didn't bring it up.
Speaker 1: I didn't bring up the idea that other men should
Speaker 1: wear underwear, just underwear, but your underwear, yes, No, the
Speaker 1: underwear that you love and cherish and you hold very close.
Speaker 1: How much to wear my used underwear for it for
Speaker 1: a day? We're a day twenty four hours? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like I like, it's a bet in the studio.
Speaker 1: I take him off, you put him on. We've known
Speaker 1: each other for a while, we have. I'd do it
Speaker 1: for fuck, I'd do it for a hundred bucks, o
Speaker 1: HOUNDI huh yeah, yeah, because just because we know each other,
Speaker 1: we've been around each other for a long time now,
Speaker 1: you know. Now, let's just say, grab that homeless guy
Speaker 1: over there standing on the street corner. How much to
Speaker 1: wear his underwear for twenty four hours? Nah? That probace
Speaker 1: just fucking went up.
Speaker 4: That may have blood in that right, Mine might have
Speaker 4: blood in it.
Speaker 1: May not be his blood, though, God mine have that's
Speaker 1: the thing. Mine perhaps could. Yeah, And I trust you,
Speaker 1: I know you. We've known each other for a while.
Speaker 1: Worth a gamble, It's worth the g gamble. Yeah, fucking
Speaker 1: random stranger down there.
Speaker 4: What if it does have blood in it?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's dried, dride, I'm sure it's dried. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's df that what. Let's say there is dried blooded,
Speaker 1: what is the worst possible outcome?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean if it's dry, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: That's just asking you, Like you brought up the concerns, I.
Speaker 4: Would just probably make him nervous to see.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't make me nervous. I would be more nervous
Speaker 1: of a turd. Right. Yeah, we're fitting to layer some
Speaker 1: skid marks. Yeah, I ain't about stacking at the dragstrip.
Speaker 1: You know how they got the burnout box, Yes, where
Speaker 1: everybody goes and does the burnouts, right, and it's just
Speaker 1: rubber on top of rubber on top of rubber. That's
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Yeah. Now, I think you bring
Speaker 1: up a good point. There ain't nothing you can't wash
Speaker 1: or take a pill for pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't look like you have AIDS or HIV, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you don't know. Yeah, you're right, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't And I guess that's where you know, sir.
Speaker 1: Do you know what happened? Did you get a blood
Speaker 1: transfusion unprotected sex? Well? I did where Korbin's bloody underwear?
Speaker 1: Who was drugs? I think the only concern would be
Speaker 1: a fear digger, okay, like in your but hoole. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. Yeah, you're just scraping paint off
Speaker 1: and onto the wall. It's okay, I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1: I like the idea, like not like you have an
Speaker 1: open wound down there and until you do right right.
Speaker 6: But see, here's the thing, and it's because again we've
Speaker 6: been together.
Speaker 1: For a while, you're proud of your powerwasher. I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that that wouldn't be that wouldn't be so
Speaker 1: much of a problem.
Speaker 4: And I still can't believe you don't have one yet.
Speaker 6: Well believe it because I ain't spending money on it.
Speaker 6: Can barely afford groceries, let alone of power washer from
Speaker 6: a ball.
Speaker 1: Here's here's my self. You can get one for the
Speaker 1: amount of toilet paper you spend in probably six months.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I could probably get one financed too, for
Speaker 1: you know, three easy payments, No seven ninety nine a month,
Speaker 1: no like thirty bucks exactly. You can get one. Would
Speaker 1: you like to do some easy pay pay for it?
Speaker 1: What do they call it? Affirm? You like to affirm this? Okay?
Speaker 1: I financed a lot of the finance cars, motorcycles, even
Speaker 1: a fucking ferret. One time. I've never find Wow, you
Speaker 1: they what's the craziest thing you financed? The ferret? Probably,
Speaker 1: but it was the ferret cage combo I love the defense. Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: The fucking cage yourself was one thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Whoa and then uh and then the ferret itself was
Speaker 6: four hundred bucks, So we're talking fifteen hundred dollars right there.
Speaker 6: And I was like, okay, but I needed I needed
Speaker 6: a bigger home for the other two ferrets that I had,
Speaker 6: And then I just fucking happened to.
Speaker 1: Fall in love with Betty White, which is the ferrets name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, lindsay,
Speaker 1: what's the craziest thing you financed? Actually, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a three hundred bucks you can buy a ferret cage.
Speaker 1: It depends on one you're looking at. This is a
Speaker 1: three level one with rollers because that makes a difference.
Speaker 1: Here's a four tiered one for two hundred. What's yours
Speaker 1: made out of gold? Yes, fortified steel? Yeah. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: the craziest thing you have financed?
Speaker 4: It's a vacuum cleaner me too, okay, stupid.
Speaker 1: Like one of those rainbow ones or whatever.
Speaker 4: No, fuck, no, I wish it was a rainbow. It
Speaker 4: was a patriot.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a patriot a rainbow.
Speaker 4: Vacuum use at NASA?
Speaker 1: Oh well they don't you just you just bought it
Speaker 1: a climb and sinker. Huh.
Speaker 4: I mean the sales mean on it was amazing. I'll
Speaker 4: say that. I was pregnant, came in.
Speaker 1: And wait, this was door to door. Yeah, oh what
Speaker 1: are you doing? Yeah fine, let's tell my mom ended
Speaker 1: up financing her rainbow vacuum because some schmuck going door
Speaker 1: to door the only clean part of her carpet. Or
Speaker 1: take one couch cushion and a trash bag and suck
Speaker 1: the dart out of that one but not the other one.
Speaker 1: Get bent. This is the greatest vacuum ever, unless you
Speaker 1: try to sell it to my friends. Here, I am
Speaker 1: in high school, right, eighteen years old. My friend's coming over.
Speaker 1: She's like, listen, Janette, you gotta check out this vacuum.
Speaker 6: This is the greatest vacuum member. So she's doing a
Speaker 6: demonstration for my friend, like, ma, come on now. Of
Speaker 6: course I'd stab somebody in the eye to be able
Speaker 6: to go back and live to that moment again.
Speaker 1: But whatever it is, what it is. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a hard time believing they use this at NASA. I
Speaker 1: think you got worked. I don't think they use it
Speaker 1: in NASA at all. Like that's not If they use
Speaker 1: it in NASA, I would think it would be all
Speaker 1: over their page.
Speaker 6: Maybe he's dyslexic and they use it at a san
Speaker 6: not NASA. What's the craziest thing you've ever financed? Oh,
Speaker 6: vacuum for sure. Okay, how about a Dyson one? Then
Speaker 6: I wanted it was like seven. Nope, I just lied.
Speaker 1: No, I financed the swing set after the down draft
Speaker 1: or tornado? What always took it? I bought one and
Speaker 1: just financed it through a firm. Okay, that's not so.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's that crazy. The vacuum was a
Speaker 1: second vacuum, so that was kind of silly. Bring them
Speaker 1: a second vacuum, bitch. I got like two, three, four, five, six.
Speaker 1: I think I have six vacuums. Instead, I use the
Speaker 1: museum or what we're not even to steamers and carpet cleaners. Wow,
Speaker 1: I got it, including steamers and carpet cleaners. I got
Speaker 1: a over over ten had lowered. Man. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's a little excessive. Some would say that the thousand
Speaker 1: dollars on a fucking fair cage is accessive a statement.
Speaker 1: I so two vacuums. I have one for the house
Speaker 1: and a shop back. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: That's it, And sometimes I have to use the shop
Speaker 6: vacum for the house. I remember those days, be in there,
Speaker 6: single living in apartments, right, I didn't have I didn't
Speaker 6: have a regular vac you will, all the guys shot
Speaker 6: back because just you know, going through major breakup and
Speaker 6: that's all I got. So I'd be in there shot
Speaker 6: back in my my apartment floor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was trying to see because I wanted to find
Speaker 1: out like the story of them being part of NASA,
Speaker 1: all the NASA vact and I couldn't find anything quickly.
Speaker 1: They have some sort of Mars reference on like a
Speaker 1: little badge on their vacuum, but it's spelled m A
Speaker 1: r z ah like doctor thunder. I think I think
Speaker 1: they got you lends me. Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'd be so mad at my wife if she was
Speaker 1: pregnant and then let some fucking salesperson come in the house,
Speaker 1: some strangers, some schmuck.
Speaker 4: Oh we both got gotten because we were both there
Speaker 4: fucking like sitting there like, no, shit, that's a really
Speaker 4: good fucking vacuum.
Speaker 1: See that shit, honey, Wow, sold done. I wonder what
Speaker 1: the statistics are like if they get in through the threshold,
Speaker 1: the percentage chance of sales going up, it's.
Speaker 6: Got to be like eighty percent, right right, because most
Speaker 6: of the time they're like, hey, can I demonstrate my
Speaker 6: vacuum for you?
Speaker 1: And just say they knocked on my door? Nope, shutting
Speaker 1: the door. Have a nice day. You're not even getting
Speaker 1: me to answer the door. I'll look and see you
Speaker 1: on the camera and be like, who's there? Like off, girl, scouts, Daddy,
Speaker 1: don't need no cookies? Leave something, man, it's on the floor.
Speaker 1: My kids are always like can we answer the door?
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, right, well it's ringing, uh huh. We
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to whoever's there. Why not? We
Speaker 1: know who's going to be here. If it the doorbell's ringing,
Speaker 1: it ain't for us, no, or it's not good right
Speaker 1: either way? Process, Well they do for delivery, that's true.
Speaker 1: They'll be gone in a minute, right exactly, and then
Speaker 1: I'll go get it. Even stuff that you have to
Speaker 1: sign for, like I know I have to sign for that,
Speaker 1: I can get delivered. I have it dropped at a
Speaker 1: FedEx or whatever ups store and I go get it
Speaker 1: from there. That makes it easy that way, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I don't have to time being home and all that
Speaker 1: other stupid shit. Right, porch pirates. Yes, So if I
Speaker 1: have to sign, like if you buy an iPhone or
Speaker 1: something like that, some equipment I've gotten from the company, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, nope, I divert it to the just pick
Speaker 1: it up at the yes when I want to. That's fair.
Speaker 1: I have made a mistake once though, and diverted. I
Speaker 1: thought I was doing it to like the FedEx Kinko's
Speaker 1: right up the street here, and it was like North Tulsa,
Speaker 1: like so far away, way out of my way. I
Speaker 1: was like, damn it, You're like I don't belong around here.
Speaker 1: Oh no, and there's some food up there. It wasn't
Speaker 1: that North Tulsa. I mean, I don't know what you mean,
Speaker 1: because there's a high population of black people.
Speaker 6: Well, crime, right is more of what it is pineam
Speaker 6: Peelrea area.
Speaker 1: I mean people get shit out right over here. That
Speaker 1: the truth is people just getting shot anywhere, all right.
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