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Speaker 1: first happens. Something that's been going on forever in New
Speaker 1: York City is now legal to do as of this week.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, go ahead, double park. No that rives me.
Speaker 3: Crazy, Oh no, no, oh, it's all about you.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that you're clogging up the entire road
Speaker 1: for somebody else.
Speaker 3: As fun as that is. You can now legally jaywalk
Speaker 3: in New York City. Now, why is that? Why is
Speaker 3: that so you don't get mugged. Well, that could be
Speaker 3: a legitimate reason for crossing a street at a place
Speaker 3: you're not supposed to, if you're being pursued or fear
Speaker 3: for your life or whatever.
Speaker 1: Sure, no, I was just thinking, just sitting in one
Speaker 1: place waiting for the crosswalk, there's a good chance you
Speaker 1: can get mugged as well. It's New York City.
Speaker 3: The uh, real reason is because it was selectively enforced,
Speaker 3: or that's the claim against minorities.
Speaker 1: You're telling me authorities are now making jaywalking race related to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is on the heels of several other
Speaker 3: cities that have also made this move, because well, think
Speaker 3: about it. If you've got somebody you suspect might be
Speaker 3: up to no good but real, no real reason to.
Speaker 2: You know, get on.
Speaker 1: Them, pursue them for jaywalking, and then that's the claim.
Speaker 1: And uh, I guess there's statistics that back that up. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you can now just.
Speaker 3: Dart out in the traffack in New York City and
Speaker 3: you know, vote for the best.
Speaker 1: And you said that it's it's okay to jaywalk. That
Speaker 1: was the first thing I thought. It's also okay to
Speaker 1: get hit by a car.
Speaker 3: Now it does come with a few caveats. If you
Speaker 3: do jaywalk, and because of your jaywalking cause an accident,
Speaker 3: it potentially can be on you. Now it's not so
Speaker 3: much going to be on the motorist. So that's just
Speaker 3: just something to think about when you're in New York City.
Speaker 3: As you know, people have jaywalked forever there, but up
Speaker 3: until this past Monday, you could get You could have
Speaker 3: got hit with a two hundred and fifty dollars you know,
Speaker 3: fine was basically the deal.
Speaker 1: You and I jay walked there when we were at
Speaker 1: that Spider Man uh play that they flew us out there.
Speaker 2: For with the listener. How would you even remember?
Speaker 1: Because I remember looking across the street after a couple
Speaker 1: of beers and saying, hey, Lynch, you think of what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking at the pizza place, remember, so we ran
Speaker 1: right across that street to get a slice.
Speaker 2: I do remember the pizza.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: It's good. That's very good. New York's none for that hitting.
Speaker 2: So just be aware.
Speaker 3: It's now perfectly permissible to jaywalk in New York City.
Speaker 2: Sean Diddy Combs, what now, dude, it's not good?
Speaker 3: This guy now has uh. Another individual claiming that he
Speaker 3: helped organize the participants for Diddy's infamous Freakoffs, and his
Speaker 3: specific task was making sure well that there were no fatties.
Speaker 3: What to the point where claims claims Diddy did not
Speaker 3: want any females at the Freakofs who were in excess
Speaker 3: of one hundred and forty pounds, and this dude actually
Speaker 3: had a scale and would awayte some of them. And
Speaker 3: the only way around this would have been if you're
Speaker 3: talking about someone who is much taller than usual, they
Speaker 3: might have been permitted a few extra pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're gonna stay pregnant because Diddy had
Speaker 1: some weird fetish.
Speaker 3: I mean the stuff that we could you imagine if
Speaker 3: this who knows if this is true, and given all
Speaker 3: the crazy stuff that's been alleged here, anything's plausible. I
Speaker 3: suppose I want you to put yourself in this position.
Speaker 3: You are helping organize these freak offs. Guess less ed
Speaker 3: you're told, hey man, I don't want anybody in here
Speaker 3: over one forty on the female side of things.
Speaker 1: That's pretty heartless and much less considering the things you're
Speaker 1: doing to people to come.
Speaker 3: On, much less going up. Hey, uh, sorry, mind getting
Speaker 3: on a scale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had to be the scaleboard, the scale worker, right, Wow,
Speaker 1: that yeah, that would be bad. I tell you, my
Speaker 1: friends going Halloween is witty. He's gonna dress his girlfriend
Speaker 1: up as Justin Bieber and and he's a white pea ditty.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'd want to dress this
Speaker 1: something like that and flirt with any of those lines.
Speaker 1: Because stuff that's coming out, as I said, is unfathomable.
Speaker 1: You see how more and more stars are coming forward
Speaker 1: because they realized that their name's gonna go out anyway.
Speaker 3: I was there, but I didn't participate or see anything
Speaker 3: like that. Okay, sure, okay, freak. They circle the wagons
Speaker 3: though when they need to man the you know, the
Speaker 3: elite of course. Subway being sued again.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you said this could be a plausible one.
Speaker 3: They are accused of skimping on meat on their sandwiches.
Speaker 3: This filed in a federal court in New York on Monday,
Speaker 3: says that the commercials promoting the steak and cheese sandwich
Speaker 3: show the sub with layers upon layers of meat almost
Speaker 3: as much as there is bread, But when the plaintiff
Speaker 3: got their sandwich, there was more bread.
Speaker 2: Than meat.
Speaker 3: In fact, they got specific about this and said that
Speaker 3: it had about two less meat than what was shown
Speaker 3: in commercials. The suit says that it was especially concerning
Speaker 3: now that inflation and meat prices are very high.
Speaker 1: Did he take a picture of said subs so that
Speaker 1: he could prove it in court?
Speaker 3: Yep, it's it's this is a petition for a class action.
Speaker 3: It hasn't been decided whether or not it will be
Speaker 3: permitted to go forward.
Speaker 2: You get involved, I mean, I know you're a class
Speaker 2: action pat. Well you're not.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: There's a way to avoid this if if you have
Speaker 3: doubts about you go to where the meats are Army's.
Speaker 3: Now you now you see those Arby's commercial stack with meat.
Speaker 3: You go get an arby sandwich. That's what you're getting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not your steak and cheese like you
Speaker 1: want from the subway. Well, see, this is also a
Speaker 1: New Yorker who expects a whole bunch of meat. You know,
Speaker 1: you go down to the delegates and they just load
Speaker 1: up the meats.
Speaker 2: They're part of that in there. I mean, this guy's
Speaker 2: been jaywalking also.
Speaker 3: I mean I think it's also you most reasonable people
Speaker 3: understand it when you see food advertised, it's not always
Speaker 3: the same. It never looks like that they have. In fact,
Speaker 3: some of that food isn't actually food at.
Speaker 1: All, as some of the milk in like certain cereal commercials,
Speaker 1: is glue.
Speaker 3: There's there's artists that job it is is to prep
Speaker 3: that stuff to make you salivate.
Speaker 1: If we learned about that in school. Like those big
Speaker 1: fresh tomatoes. Yeah, everyone ever recalls the was on a
Speaker 1: fast food.
Speaker 3: Right, more like thin, pale white in color, warm limp lettuce.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, mayonnaise that has turned from white to a
Speaker 3: yellowish hue.
Speaker 2: Stop and see now, at least go too far past it's.
Speaker 3: More on this on our facebook page. You've got to
Speaker 3: take a look at the report there and see what
Speaker 3: you think.
Speaker 1: I I you're asking me to do meat research.
Speaker 2: Is there a problem with that? No, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: do some meal research.
Speaker 3: I'm just letting you all know that this could be
Speaker 3: a class action lawsuit coming.
Speaker 2: How many people?
Speaker 3: How many people would be eligible for that? That's uh,
Speaker 3: that would be crazy to think about. For a minute.
Speaker 2: Oh, somebody said petties as the good sandwiches. Damn straight.
Speaker 2: They do have chips and pickle Orlando's rock station,