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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your tako

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<v Speaker 2>one O one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 1>Jr R again. Nine oh five, that's the first of thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>it'll pop up. Okay, nine oh five is when it

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<v Speaker 1>first happens. Something that's been going on forever in New

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<v Speaker 1>York City is now legal to do as of this week.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess yeah, go ahead, double park. No that rives me.

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy, Oh no, no, oh, it's all about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about that you're clogging up the entire road

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<v Speaker 1>for somebody else.

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<v Speaker 3>As fun as that is. You can now legally jaywalk

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<v Speaker 3>in New York City. Now, why is that? Why is

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<v Speaker 3>that so you don't get mugged. Well, that could be

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<v Speaker 3>a legitimate reason for crossing a street at a place

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<v Speaker 3>you're not supposed to, if you're being pursued or fear

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<v Speaker 3>for your life or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, no, I was just thinking, just sitting in one

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<v Speaker 1>place waiting for the crosswalk, there's a good chance you

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<v Speaker 1>can get mugged as well. It's New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>The uh, real reason is because it was selectively enforced,

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<v Speaker 3>or that's the claim against minorities.

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<v Speaker 1>You're telling me authorities are now making jaywalking race related to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and this is on the heels of several other

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<v Speaker 3>cities that have also made this move, because well, think

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<v Speaker 3>about it. If you've got somebody you suspect might be

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<v Speaker 3>up to no good but real, no real reason to.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, get on.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, pursue them for jaywalking, and then that's the claim.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, I guess there's statistics that back that up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you can now just.

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<v Speaker 3>Dart out in the traffack in New York City and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, vote for the best.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said that it's it's okay to jaywalk. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the first thing I thought. It's also okay to

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<v Speaker 1>get hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it does come with a few caveats. If you

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<v Speaker 3>do jaywalk, and because of your jaywalking cause an accident,

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<v Speaker 3>it potentially can be on you. Now it's not so

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<v Speaker 3>much going to be on the motorist. So that's just

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<v Speaker 3>just something to think about when you're in New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>As you know, people have jaywalked forever there, but up

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<v Speaker 3>until this past Monday, you could get You could have

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<v Speaker 3>got hit with a two hundred and fifty dollars you know,

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<v Speaker 3>fine was basically the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You and I jay walked there when we were at

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<v Speaker 1>that Spider Man uh play that they flew us out there.

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<v Speaker 2>For with the listener. How would you even remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I remember looking across the street after a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of beers and saying, hey, Lynch, you think of what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking at the pizza place, remember, so we ran

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<v Speaker 1>right across that street to get a slice.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember the pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good. That's very good. New York's none for that hitting.

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<v Speaker 2>So just be aware.

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<v Speaker 3>It's now perfectly permissible to jaywalk in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean Diddy Combs, what now, dude, it's not good?

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<v Speaker 3>This guy now has uh. Another individual claiming that he

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<v Speaker 3>helped organize the participants for Diddy's infamous Freakoffs, and his

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<v Speaker 3>specific task was making sure well that there were no fatties.

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<v Speaker 3>What to the point where claims claims Diddy did not

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<v Speaker 3>want any females at the Freakofs who were in excess

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<v Speaker 3>of one hundred and forty pounds, and this dude actually

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<v Speaker 3>had a scale and would awayte some of them. And

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<v Speaker 3>the only way around this would have been if you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about someone who is much taller than usual, they

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<v Speaker 3>might have been permitted a few extra pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought you're gonna stay pregnant because Diddy had

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<v Speaker 1>some weird fetish.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean the stuff that we could you imagine if

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<v Speaker 3>this who knows if this is true, and given all

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<v Speaker 3>the crazy stuff that's been alleged here, anything's plausible. I

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<v Speaker 3>suppose I want you to put yourself in this position.

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<v Speaker 3>You are helping organize these freak offs. Guess less ed

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<v Speaker 3>you're told, hey man, I don't want anybody in here

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<v Speaker 3>over one forty on the female side of things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty heartless and much less considering the things you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing to people to come.

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<v Speaker 3>On, much less going up. Hey, uh, sorry, mind getting

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<v Speaker 3>on a scale.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you had to be the scaleboard, the scale worker, right, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that yeah, that would be bad. I tell you, my

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<v Speaker 1>friends going Halloween is witty. He's gonna dress his girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>up as Justin Bieber and and he's a white pea ditty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if I'd want to dress this

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<v Speaker 1>something like that and flirt with any of those lines.

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<v Speaker 1>Because stuff that's coming out, as I said, is unfathomable.

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<v Speaker 1>You see how more and more stars are coming forward

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<v Speaker 1>because they realized that their name's gonna go out anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I was there, but I didn't participate or see anything

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<v Speaker 3>like that. Okay, sure, okay, freak. They circle the wagons

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<v Speaker 3>though when they need to man the you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>elite of course. Subway being sued again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now you said this could be a plausible one.

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<v Speaker 3>They are accused of skimping on meat on their sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>This filed in a federal court in New York on Monday,

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<v Speaker 3>says that the commercials promoting the steak and cheese sandwich

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<v Speaker 3>show the sub with layers upon layers of meat almost

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<v Speaker 3>as much as there is bread, But when the plaintiff

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<v Speaker 3>got their sandwich, there was more bread.

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<v Speaker 2>Than meat.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, they got specific about this and said that

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<v Speaker 3>it had about two less meat than what was shown

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<v Speaker 3>in commercials. The suit says that it was especially concerning

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<v Speaker 3>now that inflation and meat prices are very high.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he take a picture of said subs so that

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<v Speaker 1>he could prove it in court?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, it's it's this is a petition for a class action.

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<v Speaker 3>It hasn't been decided whether or not it will be

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<v Speaker 3>permitted to go forward.

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<v Speaker 2>You get involved, I mean, I know you're a class

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<v Speaker 2>action pat. Well you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a way to avoid this if if you have

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<v Speaker 3>doubts about you go to where the meats are Army's.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you now you see those Arby's commercial stack with meat.

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<v Speaker 3>You go get an arby sandwich. That's what you're getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's not your steak and cheese like you

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<v Speaker 1>want from the subway. Well, see, this is also a

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<v Speaker 1>New Yorker who expects a whole bunch of meat. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you go down to the delegates and they just load

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<v Speaker 1>up the meats.

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<v Speaker 2>They're part of that in there. I mean, this guy's

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<v Speaker 2>been jaywalking also.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I think it's also you most reasonable people

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<v Speaker 3>understand it when you see food advertised, it's not always

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<v Speaker 3>the same. It never looks like that they have. In fact,

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<v Speaker 3>some of that food isn't actually food at.

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<v Speaker 1>All, as some of the milk in like certain cereal commercials,

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<v Speaker 1>is glue.

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<v Speaker 3>There's there's artists that job it is is to prep

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff to make you salivate.

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<v Speaker 1>If we learned about that in school. Like those big

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<v Speaker 1>fresh tomatoes. Yeah, everyone ever recalls the was on a

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<v Speaker 1>fast food.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, more like thin, pale white in color, warm limp lettuce.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, mayonnaise that has turned from white to a

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<v Speaker 3>yellowish hue.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop and see now, at least go too far past it's.

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<v Speaker 3>More on this on our facebook page. You've got to

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<v Speaker 3>take a look at the report there and see what

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<v Speaker 3>you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I I you're asking me to do meat research.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a problem with that? No, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 2>do some meal research.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just letting you all know that this could be

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<v Speaker 3>a class action lawsuit coming.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people?

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<v Speaker 3>How many people would be eligible for that? That's uh,

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<v Speaker 3>that would be crazy to think about. For a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, somebody said petties as the good sandwiches. Damn straight.

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<v Speaker 2>They do have chips and pickle Orlando's rock station,