Speaker 1: Hey, folks, it is Everything is a bitch. God, I
Speaker 1: don't know sixty sixty five something like that medical show
Speaker 1: can just maybe the medication.
Speaker 2: What the what is the what is the actual link address?
Speaker 2: He just texted you and me.
Speaker 1: I sent him the link. He's clicked.
Speaker 3: Okay, So every one of the last three shows we've
Speaker 3: had I had to it was like eighteen minutes the
Speaker 3: last episode of editing I had to do for Kenny
Speaker 3: technical bullshit.
Speaker 1: So Kenny is mobile today, so we sent him a
Speaker 1: link and all he has to do is click on
Speaker 1: the frigging link and and then do like two little
Speaker 1: things and then he's on the show from his cell phone.
Speaker 1: But somehow Kenny ton't know his passwords to get the
Speaker 1: freaking app downloaded. And now now he's asking us, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've already sent him the link. What is the actual
Speaker 1: link address? Well, I think is the problem the freaking link.
Speaker 2: As Kenny got bigger in his in his career, I
Speaker 2: think a lot of these things were done for him.
Speaker 2: Like when I was younger, I never went to Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I mean I had friends going to motor vehicle for
Speaker 2: me in LA and get my ship done, Like you
Speaker 2: can do that unless that's part of being a TV
Speaker 2: personality or a movie star. You get people doing your ship.
Speaker 2: So when I when I ended, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to do. I don't know how to do
Speaker 2: all this ship. I gotta go to motor vehicle. What
Speaker 2: do I do? I had to learn. So I think
Speaker 2: Kenny's the same way with the computers. I think people
Speaker 2: have done it for him for years, and he's lost
Speaker 2: without people.
Speaker 1: I'm sending me. I'm actually folks copying the freaking link
Speaker 1: by hand, oh boy, because this is what he needs
Speaker 1: from me.
Speaker 2: This is what happens. I mean in the same way,
Speaker 2: but both geminis what's your roscope?
Speaker 4: What do you virgo?
Speaker 2: Virgo? My best friend my friend of your virgo rocco.
Speaker 1: We have a we have a listener. I won't say
Speaker 1: her name, but every couple of months she becomes convinced
Speaker 1: that the patreon has done something horrible and eliminated her name,
Speaker 1: and that she's been paying and uh, something is wrong
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, and every single time I go
Speaker 1: in to find that the email she thinks her account
Speaker 1: is on is not the actual email being used by
Speaker 1: her account. And okay, so I just sent it ant
Speaker 1: to him and it takes like ten times going back
Speaker 1: and forth for her to go, oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yes, people and used all it. But people use credit
Speaker 2: cards that they forget they have and the credit card
Speaker 2: gets expired and it happens to everybody. But yes, they
Speaker 2: write me a lot, like I got listeners who go,
Speaker 2: I'm not quitting the show. I just need to do
Speaker 2: this and that for a few months. I'm like, it's okay,
Speaker 2: I get it. Life is life. Don't worry about I've
Speaker 2: I've cut things out of my life for you know,
Speaker 2: I don't pay for stupid Peacock network anymore. And you
Speaker 2: gotta like you have toul.
Speaker 1: But there's a difference between. I mean, you can go
Speaker 1: with Peacock, you can't go without fame as a bitch.
Speaker 1: I mean, can't agree.
Speaker 2: I tend to agree. And I.
Speaker 1: So this has to be the most watched video online
Speaker 1: over the last couple of days. But Grandpa deciding with
Speaker 1: the grandkid to take some pictures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, okay, coming in, Jack like he's coming in.
Speaker 1: We'll see, folks, We'll see if it comes in. But
Speaker 1: I mean it all looks so so peaceful. Yeah, first
Speaker 1: you know they're at it. They're at a distance, and
Speaker 1: then you look and you see the bison. You see
Speaker 1: that his tail is making like these circles. Did you
Speaker 1: see that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's supposed to be a warning that he's
Speaker 1: like he's starting to get unhappy. And then if you notice,
Speaker 1: once he gets up, it's like his tail has a
Speaker 1: heart on.
Speaker 2: Straight up to what that meant?
Speaker 1: That's the I am fucking pissed and I'm coming after
Speaker 1: you more.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: But it's sort of like the video. It's sort of
Speaker 1: sort of looks like a Benny Hill video. You see
Speaker 1: the guy is in the bushes and he's running around.
Speaker 1: It looks like the bison's lost in the bushes, and
Speaker 1: it's you kind of think they're going to get away.
Speaker 1: He's going to get away. I don't know what he
Speaker 1: did with the grand kid in the meantime, but thankfully
Speaker 1: the kid get it. But then you see the guy.
Speaker 1: You know, he makes the far it's like the far
Speaker 1: turn at Indy. He makes the far turn, and you
Speaker 1: can tell that the number two car, which happens to
Speaker 1: be a freaking bison I was traveling. It's traveling a
Speaker 1: lot fast than the old man is. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I mean they said he only one eat and a
Speaker 1: half feet up in the air.
Speaker 2: It looks it looked like ten eleven.
Speaker 1: It looks worse than that. And thank god, I mean
Speaker 1: to I would have said, if you show me that video,
Speaker 1: First of all, I would have said, the guys older
Speaker 1: than he is.
Speaker 2: First of all, he's younger than us, isn't he sixty
Speaker 2: two or something?
Speaker 1: I would have said the guy was older than he is, right,
Speaker 1: And I would have said he's dead because I mean
Speaker 1: he was like body parts all over the place while
Speaker 1: he was up in the air. You don't know what
Speaker 1: he's going to come down on right in his head,
Speaker 1: I know, you know, back of his neck, shoulder, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he could have broke everything. And I think.
Speaker 2: It's la was destroyed and puple ribs right, yeah, but
Speaker 2: that femur bone, that's the strongest bone in your body,
Speaker 2: and that fucking bice and made it look like a
Speaker 2: piece of spaghetti. It's unbelievable. Wild animals can do. We
Speaker 2: have no idea, But when you get close to one,
Speaker 2: you got to get behind something big, a big tree.
Speaker 2: You can't just look at them straight on. It's very dangerous.
Speaker 2: They're very powerful things.
Speaker 1: Did you see the sign? No, it's it's like when
Speaker 1: you enter the bar, there's a sign about like not
Speaker 1: getting out of your car to take pictures of the animals.
Speaker 1: The literal sign, little graphic on the sign the guy
Speaker 1: flying is a bison about to nail a.
Speaker 2: Guy in the Oh my god, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: The sign is exactly what happened to the guy. I mean,
Speaker 1: they couldn't have laid it out or straight to the guy.
Speaker 2: That's a great sign.
Speaker 1: You know if you do this you will get butted
Speaker 1: in the ass and go flying. Well, it's like it's.
Speaker 2: Like when you drive south to San Diego, you start
Speaker 2: seeing signs of a woman and a man holding a
Speaker 2: little girl's hand of the border crossing. They're on this highway.
Speaker 2: They tell you to watch out a border. It's such
Speaker 2: a creepy sign of a family running.
Speaker 1: But I tried to steal that sign.
Speaker 2: I love that. That's a crazy song. You know what
Speaker 2: the sign that I used to get a kick out
Speaker 2: of was what the was you going to say about
Speaker 2: the guy getting flipped up? I can't think it now.
Speaker 2: God just escaped my head. Something about a sign that
Speaker 2: we used to laugh about his kids. But oh, not
Speaker 2: as kids. So when George Michael I just left the
Speaker 2: Gossip Colum, I'm in Los Angeles and George Manthel gets
Speaker 2: busted for having some sex in the bathroom at will
Speaker 2: Rogers State Park, right, and the sign above will Rogers
Speaker 2: State Park is never leave your friends behind. Oh no,
Speaker 2: a good friend? Is I think it's no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no. I think it's a good friend. It
Speaker 2: is hard to find either way. It is the it's
Speaker 2: the easiest thing to riff on. It's perfect. But no one,
Speaker 2: No one riffed on it. And I'm like, I would
Speaker 2: have loved to written that story.
Speaker 1: I was playing a new golf course that we hadn't
Speaker 1: played before, me and Law the other day, and I mean,
Speaker 1: there are gator signs everywhere on this course. And the
Speaker 1: thing is, you're so exposed on this course.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't. You gotta run.
Speaker 1: I mean, if they're little, are as many gators as
Speaker 1: they say there are on this golf course. I don't
Speaker 1: understand how like one out of every five foursome somebody
Speaker 1: doesn't get eaten.
Speaker 2: I mean, right right, this sign everywhere, that's a good
Speaker 2: sign to have too.
Speaker 1: Well, That's why I said the Law I said, if
Speaker 1: you gotta get freaking screw driver, we get we get
Speaker 1: one of these signs. But I mean they are everywhere,
Speaker 1: so you're you find yourself like you're going to hit
Speaker 1: a shot, and if you're if you have to put
Speaker 1: your back to the to a lake scary as you're
Speaker 1: hitting the shot. I mean you're hitting that shot pretty
Speaker 1: freaking fast and getting mad at there because you just
Speaker 1: saw alligators sign number twenty right before you hit the
Speaker 1: freaking shot.
Speaker 2: So actually, I would watch golf if alligators were allowed
Speaker 2: on the course and they have to be in or
Speaker 2: around the gators while they played golf, that'd be a great.
Speaker 1: An interesting element to add. I don't that you know
Speaker 1: what live golf might have survived had they had, uh
Speaker 1: you know, alligators roaming just me. You know what you
Speaker 1: limit it? You put eighteen eighteen gators on the course,
Speaker 1: one for every hole, right right.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't how could you not watch it till the end.
Speaker 1: And you know what they should be. They should be
Speaker 1: smaller gators that they they treat with something to make
Speaker 1: them particularly.
Speaker 2: On yeah, a little angry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, like five six foot attack gators.
Speaker 1: So you never know there's one on every hole. You
Speaker 1: never know what's going to come from.
Speaker 2: A great sport that would Gator golf golf would be great.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not anything you could do with pros,
Speaker 1: but it's the kind of thing that you would easily,
Speaker 1: you know, easily get for a reality show. A number
Speaker 1: of golfers to sign up that they're going to do it.
Speaker 1: Sign the waiver. If I get bit in the ass
Speaker 1: by the gator, that's my problem. Blah blah blah. Sign
Speaker 1: your life away and go play and put a meaningful
Speaker 1: prize up. What could be?
Speaker 2: You know. One of the the first shows I pitched
Speaker 2: when I got to l A, I called it stud
Speaker 2: fee and I wanted to have you know, when dogs mate,
Speaker 2: you know the study, the male gets the stud fee.
Speaker 2: I wanted to have dogs mating on camera with me
Speaker 2: and like call it like being an analyst like a
Speaker 2: Chris Berman or you know, a boomer size and imould
Speaker 2: describe the rating dogs. Yeah, and watch just watch people
Speaker 2: watching dogs fucking and talking about the breed. And I'm
Speaker 2: telling you it would be people would love it because
Speaker 2: you gotta be funny picture like a Dennis Miller kind
Speaker 2: of comedy watching dogs hammer each other and yeah, you
Speaker 2: know Samoian in this one. You know, you got big
Speaker 2: breeds and small breeds. It could be fun, it could
Speaker 2: be very fun, but you know they go for it.
Speaker 1: Personally, I find dog sex kind of boring. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's think about it. What animal other than humans
Speaker 1: do you do you see performed sex in such a
Speaker 1: way where the male is is conscious of the feel
Speaker 1: male's needs in any way, or it's anything other than
Speaker 1: a you know, a necessary reproductive act that's like wambam,
Speaker 1: thank you. Have you ever heard of animals that wasn't
Speaker 1: a wham bam, thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2: No, they all kind of yeah, they the tigers and
Speaker 2: lions do it fast. And I mean yeah, every breed, ice,
Speaker 2: every type of animal I see having sex all these
Speaker 2: nature shows. It's all about reproduction. But dogs are different.
Speaker 2: You're like and and and the male dog gets treated
Speaker 2: so harshy because when the when he's done, and we've
Speaker 2: all seen the lipstick dick that comes out of their bodies.
Speaker 2: It looks like a big thing of lipstick, red red,
Speaker 2: red boner, red rocket boner, and they're fucking the dog.
Speaker 2: And the female's done because he came and she throws
Speaker 2: a leg of us. So they asked the is he
Speaker 2: is in bed?
Speaker 1: But he's supposed to be in Philadelphia? Where is he
Speaker 1: in the hotel? But okay, we're folks. Kenny has somehow
Speaker 1: joined us.
Speaker 2: He's in a hotel he appears.
Speaker 1: No, he's not in a hotel. He looks like he's
Speaker 1: a I don't know lob.
Speaker 2: Is that a lobby there he is?
Speaker 1: Oh, it is a hotel room. I don't know where
Speaker 1: he is. It looks like it's a golf course or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Can he speak? Okay? Oh my god, his audio is
Speaker 1: so terrible. Can We're not gonna be able to do
Speaker 1: this with your audio like that? No one will be
Speaker 1: able to.
Speaker 5: Let me take you off of let me take off
Speaker 5: my ear pines, whatever the things, whatever the fund.
Speaker 6: But I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Hey, perfect, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: It sounds it sounds like you're like Apollo twelve about
Speaker 1: to land on the surface of the Moon.
Speaker 2: One step from marv mm hmm.
Speaker 1: What does the surface of the planet feel like?
Speaker 7: Hold on, it's good, all right, Yeah, I took my
Speaker 7: ear pods here whatever they call the android things.
Speaker 1: Perfect, Perfect, Where are you right now?
Speaker 4: I'm in Philly?
Speaker 1: No, I know you're in Philly, but is that a
Speaker 1: hotel room? What do you what are you in?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got a fucking sweet I don't play around.
Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta sweep. But I see the city way
Speaker 1: in the distance, So you're not in the city.
Speaker 2: Where are you a golf course?
Speaker 4: I'm in. I'm in South Philly.
Speaker 8: I'm right in your Skinny's, uh Juice Steaks.
Speaker 4: I'm in the casino. Oh gosh, I.
Speaker 8: Didn't get the hotel room they got for me, So.
Speaker 1: That must be right near where they're playing the All
Speaker 1: Star game.
Speaker 4: Right we are?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, literally right down right down the block.
Speaker 4: And it's crazy. It's uh And I like Philly. There's this.
Speaker 8: I don't like the city of Philly necessarily, but I
Speaker 8: like where we're at in South Philly with the the
Speaker 8: three stadiums right next to each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I like? I like ever since I made
Speaker 2: uh did Rocky the last scene in Rocky we did
Speaker 2: in Philly. I fell in love with that town. Man.
Speaker 2: It's just a really I like the city. It was small, little,
Speaker 2: tiny restaurant, learning me of a little New York city,
Speaker 2: but uh.
Speaker 4: It's in New York look like it.
Speaker 1: I think it's the worst place Philly, really, I think
Speaker 1: it's horrible. First of all, it's the only football stadium
Speaker 1: in the country where they have to have their own
Speaker 1: uh jail. Yeah, they have to don't have the.
Speaker 2: Stadium out of jail cell. Could you imagine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eli Manning said, uh uh. The first time he
Speaker 1: got to Philly and he got out of the team bus,
Speaker 1: there was an eight year old sitting there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: The double fucking birds. It's it's they're they're the worst
Speaker 1: sports fans.
Speaker 4: They absolutely are.
Speaker 1: But so we were we were talking about the bison
Speaker 1: and Yellowstone Park and Grandpa getting getting sent for a
Speaker 1: ride through the air. Kenny and I was mentioning to
Speaker 1: agent that there's a sign at the at the front
Speaker 1: of the park that ship that says do not you know,
Speaker 1: get out of your vehicle, do not take pictures. And
Speaker 1: the graphic that they show is a bison putting his
Speaker 1: head buddy sending in the air. You would think that
Speaker 1: that would have, you know, been a good hint for
Speaker 1: Grandpa not to get out of the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I was wondering, I was wondering, why, why the hell, Like,
Speaker 8: do you just around the place. No, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 8: what a fucking dope, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 8: that gain grandson? Did you hit a grandson? So the
Speaker 8: actually live.
Speaker 4: Video of it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then the fucking grandfather he just had, He
Speaker 8: just took off. I guess wanted the bison to follow
Speaker 8: him because he was easy prey, right.
Speaker 2: But you know what, you know what, he's younger than us.
Speaker 2: He's younger than us, believe it or not.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what shocked me? Not shocked me?
Speaker 8: This the sheer strength of these animals. He just gave
Speaker 8: a flick of his neck and the guy's probably two
Speaker 8: dred pounder.
Speaker 4: And he went up eight feet. I mean, just think
Speaker 4: of the power that these animals have.
Speaker 2: Look's like crazy, Like if a bear wants you, doesn't
Speaker 2: matter if you close your door and clean your house,
Speaker 2: don't fucking break the door down. Like the animals just
Speaker 2: wanted to have ton animals. He could do whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck they want. You see the bulls in Spain and
Speaker 2: Pamplona throwing people when they jump into the stands. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just no petit goat, no petit goat. Somewhere you realize
Speaker 2: how it's just a goat. But you feel the bones
Speaker 2: and the muscle on these animals. Wait till they get them.
Speaker 4: I have two dogs, they're fifty five pounds each. The
Speaker 4: way they the way they pull me, Charlie, especially the
Speaker 4: way they pull me.
Speaker 8: And then you know, I was stinking, you could really
Speaker 8: understand these dog sleds like I have in fucking Alaska
Speaker 8: because my one, my two.
Speaker 4: Dogs, they're not bake dogs. Diff they pull me.
Speaker 8: I can you imagine having six of them, you know.
Speaker 8: So it's just that the animals, Yeah, just the unbelievable creatures.
Speaker 2: Scare the shit out of me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But like, have you ever gone to one of those
Speaker 1: Safari parks in the car? You know, you drive this
Speaker 1: one right here that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've been to that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think about getting out of the car
Speaker 1: in the middle of that ship?
Speaker 4: Not even.
Speaker 1: No, even the friggin ostriches. Last time I went through,
Speaker 1: I had a ostrich pecking at my windows stop trying
Speaker 1: to trying to bite me from the other side.
Speaker 8: I thought, you, I thought I've read something where it said,
Speaker 8: you know, make sure you stay back at least so
Speaker 8: many yards or so many feet, like it.
Speaker 4: Almost looked like it almost looked like you're allowed to
Speaker 4: get out of the car there.
Speaker 1: Well, there were It's not like a safari. So there
Speaker 1: are parts of the park where there are you know,
Speaker 1: elk and other deer, you know, running free. But then
Speaker 1: there are parts where you know you've got well, I've
Speaker 1: never been to Yellowstone, actually, I'm thinking of Yosemite, which
Speaker 1: is really the same basic thing. But there are places
Speaker 1: where you can get out. But but they tell you
Speaker 1: which animals to stay away from if you see one.
Speaker 1: They don't want you fucking around with a moose. If
Speaker 1: you're I mean, those things are working huge. They don't
Speaker 1: want you fucking around moose. They don't want you fucking
Speaker 1: around the buffalo, bison. They don't want you.
Speaker 8: I learned my last and when I used to watch Bullwinkle,
Speaker 8: you don't fuck with Bullwinkle, you.
Speaker 1: Know, was more. He was kind of a laid back moose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: He didn't do a lot of.
Speaker 4: A lot of One day we're playing better go ahead
Speaker 4: a j no, I say, really quick.
Speaker 2: Well, one day we're playing basketball rosalies and a swan
Speaker 2: fell out of the sky and was injured somehow and
Speaker 2: landed on the fucking driveway. You know, ornery and angry
Speaker 2: swans can get you don't want to go for me.
Speaker 2: They weigh like forty pounds probably, But I mean they
Speaker 2: can just get the ship out of you.
Speaker 4: You gotta grab it by the neck, you know, if
Speaker 4: you grab.
Speaker 1: It high up on high up on the neck, otherwise
Speaker 1: where it can still come and get you.
Speaker 2: Oh no, bigger as excuse me, But there was something
Speaker 2: fishy with that.
Speaker 4: With that, not fishy, I don't mean. But it's not
Speaker 4: like his car was right there. You know. It looked
Speaker 4: like he was just strolling through the park and he
Speaker 4: came upon a bison. You know, there was.
Speaker 2: It's mating season now, that's what I read, and it's
Speaker 2: dangerous time to be around them.
Speaker 8: They said they thought that that white truck might have
Speaker 8: freaked them out a little bit, But I doubt it's
Speaker 8: that white truck.
Speaker 4: Probably passes there all the time. It's probably a worker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: He was waiting for a lady to go by. They
Speaker 1: say that the way his tail was swirling, that's the
Speaker 1: you know, come hither, I'm ready to fuck wow. Signing
Speaker 1: for a year. And then if you if you notice
Speaker 1: when he goes to attack the guy, his tail is
Speaker 1: straight up. It's like like he's erect his tail is
Speaker 1: straight up in the air while he's got.
Speaker 8: That Is that a thing like the Bison, like they
Speaker 8: abused their broads before they fuck him.
Speaker 4: They want to throw them around a little bit.
Speaker 2: Against it.
Speaker 1: It could be that might have been the Bison's version
Speaker 1: of four.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's fair was full of Yeah, it's four,
Speaker 2: play's eyes.
Speaker 4: And a bit.
Speaker 1: What do you think about this? I was telling I
Speaker 1: was telling uh, I was telling AJ. We're long. I
Speaker 1: are playing golf the other day at this new course
Speaker 1: we've never played before, and there are everywhere every single hole,
Speaker 1: multiple spots on every hole because there's water on every hole.
Speaker 1: There are signs about beware of alligator, and I mean
Speaker 1: they're like they are very aggressive with these signs to
Speaker 1: the point where you are like, holy ship, there must
Speaker 1: be fucking gator everywhere. And the second you got to
Speaker 1: take a shot with your back to a lake, you're
Speaker 1: taking that shot fast as ship and getting back to
Speaker 1: the car because you're worried about a gator. And we thought,
Speaker 1: wouldn't this be a cool reality show? Each so it's golf.
Speaker 1: Every hole has one gator strategically placed from the hole right.
Speaker 1: Everybody signs a waiver. You don't get like a twelve
Speaker 1: foot or of fourteen foot that's going to eat somebody,
Speaker 1: Get like a five or six that can just take
Speaker 1: a nice chunked out of something. Yeah, you do some
Speaker 1: things to make sure the gators are particularly ornery, so
Speaker 1: you know they're going to attack and let the guys play.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's gator golf.
Speaker 2: Gater golf would be feeling fun.
Speaker 1: Still, I guess just low score.
Speaker 4: I was in there's a place you guys here heard
Speaker 4: of Innisbrook. It's on It's open there on the west,
Speaker 4: the west have the vast part open there fast all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 8: So I went down there, I said, got on there
Speaker 8: a couple of times and and I was by myself,
Speaker 8: and I went there and I was playing golf.
Speaker 4: So I'm on one of the holes and my ball
Speaker 4: goes in the water, right, you know, And I got
Speaker 4: one of those.
Speaker 8: Things that you get the ball out of the water
Speaker 8: retriever call my Jewish my Jewish wedge.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 8: So I'm going there and I'm looking for my ball,
Speaker 8: and I don't see a ball, right, So I said, fuck,
Speaker 8: I'll just drop and I turned around and I hit
Speaker 8: I'm not kidding, guys.
Speaker 4: I looked about twenty five feet from me. There's a
Speaker 4: fucking alligator. It had to be fourteen feet long. I'm
Speaker 4: not joking you. I thought it was fake. I thought
Speaker 4: it was fake. It's laying there.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it out of the water. It
Speaker 1: was already on the grass, out of the.
Speaker 4: Water, out of the water, on the grass, just laying
Speaker 4: but just laying there right. And I thought it was fake.
Speaker 4: It was so big. I thought it was fake. All
Speaker 4: of a sudden, I see it lift up its fucking snout.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I hopped in my fucking cart. It got out of there.
Speaker 4: Like so. I catch up to this group ahead of
Speaker 4: me and they're like, they're like, was that you on
Speaker 4: the near the fucking water. I'm like, yeah, go dude,
Speaker 4: you can't do that this alligate. I said, no, shit,
Speaker 4: I just saw a fucking fourteen But you think you think.
Speaker 8: The you think the starter would have said, hey, pal,
Speaker 8: if he knew he had just guy for the alligators,
Speaker 8: don't go near the water. I'm telling you, this thing
Speaker 8: scared the balls off of me. I hopped in that
Speaker 8: cart and got out of there faster than you could
Speaker 8: ever imagine.
Speaker 2: They're fast. On land too. They got those biggs they
Speaker 2: rise up. But I'll tell you how badly do you
Speaker 2: need money to be one of those guys who puts
Speaker 2: on a wet suit, a snorkel and a mask to
Speaker 2: go get balls out of lakes and golf courses and
Speaker 2: clean them up and resell them with fucking gators in there.
Speaker 2: The guys picking up titlest golf balls and it was
Speaker 2: on sixty minutes. They clean them up, they buff them up,
Speaker 2: they're like brand new. I don't know what he gets
Speaker 2: Pro Bowl, But how bad do you need money to
Speaker 2: go in?
Speaker 1: That's horrif that should make a lot of money doing that,
Speaker 1: but they do. Wow, I thought you were gonna say,
Speaker 1: because you never know when Kenny's like winding up for
Speaker 1: a joke. Yeah, I thought that whole thing wasn't wind up.
Speaker 1: He was gonna go right, and the gator was going
Speaker 1: to say something about the shot he hit. I had one.
Speaker 4: Over courses in Florida. I've been playing a couple of times.
Speaker 8: I've got where and it's all and the gators are
Speaker 8: like right near the green and they just tag it.
Speaker 4: Out and people just play, you know, as long as
Speaker 4: you don't bother them. They don't come after you usually,
Speaker 4: but I was.
Speaker 1: Playing I couldn't in California, in near Valencia at this club,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's one of these desert courses, so
Speaker 1: you're you know, you got all lush stuff, and then
Speaker 1: in between the holes if you if you hit it
Speaker 1: right or you hit it left, you're in a desert.
Speaker 1: There's rock, sand, there's trees, and you're usually just playing
Speaker 1: it as a lateral hazard and dropping unless you can
Speaker 1: find your ball easily and it's somewhere where you can
Speaker 1: hit it. Well, I'm somewhere in the back nine and
Speaker 1: I hit a ball like maybe five ten feet off
Speaker 1: the off the rough into the desert, and so I
Speaker 1: go to look and all of a sudden I hear
Speaker 1: the rattle. Yeah, And I look and there is a
Speaker 1: fucking humongous rattlesnake right there, and I've got like a
Speaker 1: five iron in my hand, and I just I just
Speaker 1: back out slowly with my five iron in front of
Speaker 1: me until I feel the grass and go run back
Speaker 1: to the cart.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And so when we finished a round, I go to
Speaker 1: the guy, I go, hey, uh, I was playing whatever
Speaker 1: it was, I was playing fourteen. I hit a ball left,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, jamat old whatever did ja meat
Speaker 1: old Ester in that in the desert over there. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I met old fucking esther in the desert over there.
Speaker 1: You guys ever thought about maybe getting river old fucking
Speaker 1: esther out of there, because she's never bid anybody? Okay, good,
Speaker 1: Well she was right fucking there.
Speaker 2: We went when my ex girlfriend, when her dogs died,
Speaker 2: we buried them up in Red Rock. You know, Red
Speaker 2: Rock in Avat, a beautiful area but off the highway
Speaker 2: in the desert. And I'm like, you know, there's fucking snakes.
Speaker 2: She's not, don't worry about snakes. The day we went,
Speaker 2: there was a fucking rattlesnake that just crossed us, like
Speaker 2: it didn't even know we were there. Thank god, it
Speaker 2: just didn't care. But if like about twelve feet in
Speaker 2: front of us, just rattle across, and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck am I doing here? They get snakes, alligators,
Speaker 2: pit bulls, grizzly bears, count me out. They scare the
Speaker 2: shit out of me. Everyone.
Speaker 4: I love, I love animals. I fucking hate alligators and crocodiles. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I hate and I hate hawks. That fucking you know,
Speaker 4: I hate hawks.
Speaker 1: Sweet hawks. It should be a shirt nobody hates.
Speaker 8: What about there's the alligators and the crocodiles and the
Speaker 8: hawks that.
Speaker 4: Go after little animals and dogs.
Speaker 2: You know, they take dogs.
Speaker 4: So I hate fucking hawks. I always hate.
Speaker 8: Yeah, when my, when my, when my puppies were small,
Speaker 8: I was getting a little nervous, you know, because you
Speaker 8: know they say there's a lot of hawks, right, And
Speaker 8: I always I always thought, if my fucking dog ever
Speaker 8: gotten eaten, take it by a hawk.
Speaker 4: I'd be a fucking hawk vigilante. I'd get my fucking
Speaker 4: got done.
Speaker 8: I swear to God, I'd go fucking hawk hunting every
Speaker 8: fucking day, and I shoot every fucking.
Speaker 2: Hawk out there. Elmer Wood as hawks hawks, no hawks do.
Speaker 2: Hawks will fly down on an eagle's back. You've heard
Speaker 2: of this. They'll get an eagle and the eagle can't
Speaker 2: fight back because the hawk is on his back. The
Speaker 2: eagle can't fly much higher than hawks can, and eventually
Speaker 2: the hawk needs oxygen. And that's not hawks.
Speaker 4: There was a crow, crow, not hawks.
Speaker 8: No, I'm telling you that little fucking birds, their crows
Speaker 8: or blackbirds, whatever they are, they fly on the back
Speaker 8: of the fucking eagle.
Speaker 4: Wasn't a hawk.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of hawks of the canyons in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: They take a lot of dogs. Coyotes and hawks take
Speaker 2: a lot of dogs.
Speaker 4: I don't like I don't like fucking hawks, hawks, crocodile.
Speaker 2: I like crows and ravens, though I'd love to have
Speaker 2: a pet raven. They fucking they're they're superior animals, the ship,
Speaker 2: they can use tools.
Speaker 8: I'm definitely a robin. I love robins, rob in my
Speaker 8: backyard all the time. And that bluebirds are pretty birds,
Speaker 8: but they're but they're mean.
Speaker 1: What you mean.
Speaker 2: Cardinals signify that someone from heaven is.
Speaker 4: But the cardinal, not a robin card cardinal card tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, blue jays are nice, but.
Speaker 4: And the male, the male cardinals are the pretty red ones.
Speaker 4: The male of the male male cardinals are prettier than
Speaker 4: the females.
Speaker 2: No, so will we from some of the pictures you
Speaker 2: send me.
Speaker 1: From the very humanizing moment for you, the professing the
Speaker 1: love of birds, I like. What about birds? My favorite
Speaker 1: in California. The first time you see one of those,
Speaker 1: the way they the way they just glide and just.
Speaker 2: Stay amazing creative flowers that attract coming birds. I have
Speaker 2: a certain nectar that hangs from a trellis. I love
Speaker 2: to see them. They're amazing the fact that they can
Speaker 2: just stay still and flap for that long. Oh man,
Speaker 2: they're great. Honey birds are beautiful. I got into birds
Speaker 2: like the last few years. Instagram got me into birds.
Speaker 2: I didn't like birds. We had a miner bird when
Speaker 2: I was a kid who talked was very funny. But
Speaker 2: birds kind of freaked me out. Now I like a bird.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they could be pets like that. Guys
Speaker 2: got ravens in their house who talk to them. It's amazing, amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to have those things as pets.
Speaker 2: So but you can make friends with them if I
Speaker 2: feed them. Now at the parks, they get closer and closer.
Speaker 4: You're not going to believe it, but I see a
Speaker 4: fucking walk out in my wind up. Look at it?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, where let's see you? I can't I don't
Speaker 1: see a bird, Kenny right there?
Speaker 4: You can't see that thing?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole I mean,
Speaker 8: tell me that's not an omen I got I get
Speaker 8: a pack now going to the fucking ball?
Speaker 2: Did you bring your gun.
Speaker 4: Open.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be following you, for sure. I have to
Speaker 1: go through folks and see what stories Kenny eliminated him,
Speaker 1: what things we can talk about. Kenny did not want
Speaker 1: to take his assistant producer duties very seriously.
Speaker 4: I think we I think we covered animals like pretty nicely.
Speaker 4: You know already, you know I wanted to do it.
Speaker 4: I wanted to do a fucking story about some horde
Speaker 4: of woman in Glenn Cold Long Island.
Speaker 8: I had a bunch of cats in her fucking house.
Speaker 8: I'm like, Wow, that's exciting.
Speaker 4: I go, fucking chats in your house.
Speaker 1: One hundred, one hundred and fifty five animals in her house.
Speaker 8: That's that's gonna be fucking riveting, riveting information for the
Speaker 8: fan base.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be fucking that. They're not gonna hang up.
Speaker 4: But you kidding with.
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty cats?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great, that's fine.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, And anyone and any want to talk
Speaker 8: about Taylor Swift new fucking dog that nobody knew about.
Speaker 4: Who cares about tailors?
Speaker 8: I don't even like, who cares about how fucking dog?
Speaker 1: I know this dog is a major celebrity.
Speaker 4: Kenny.
Speaker 1: Everybody a big dog. I think you have dog jealousy.
Speaker 1: I think you're looking at that beautiful white Taylors.
Speaker 2: He calls them months his dogs. They're not.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he doesn't like to call him by the breed,
Speaker 1: the breed.
Speaker 2: Pedigree, that ship. She'll say they're mixed. Just he doesn't know.
Speaker 8: No man there, Golden, No man should ever say anything doodle,
Speaker 8: golden doodle, labb of doodle.
Speaker 4: She's not a fucking that's not a thing. You don't
Speaker 4: when they say what kind of dog you have? If
Speaker 4: you ever catch me saying that fucking word. Okay, Golden,
Speaker 4: you know what, No guy, no guy said fucking doodle anything.
Speaker 4: Jeez doodle.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not allowed to. Like what if you're just
Speaker 1: scribbling on paper, you would you wouldn't say to something.
Speaker 1: I'm just doodling.
Speaker 2: Oh doodling.
Speaker 4: That's serious. When somebody comes up to me, and especially
Speaker 4: it's a guy.
Speaker 8: Is that a golden doodle, I'm like, get the fuck.
Speaker 9: Out of here.
Speaker 4: I don't say that, golden doodle.
Speaker 2: What about people canoodling when they start to get romantically.
Speaker 4: You don't say candle either.
Speaker 2: Your mommy, I'm like you with Jesse Waters would say
Speaker 2: that there's certain things men can't be seen doing. We
Speaker 2: can't eat bananas in public. It looks ridiculous. All right,
Speaker 2: you gotta break it with your hand. If you can't
Speaker 2: put the banana in your mouth, it's like a blowjob.
Speaker 2: You got to break the banana, all right, anything you
Speaker 2: have to blow on it's kind of gay.
Speaker 4: Drinking straw, yeah, drinking from a straw. Men don't drink
Speaker 4: from a straw.
Speaker 2: No, no, we don't straws. When I got a cocktail,
Speaker 2: what if.
Speaker 1: You get a slurpye? I you got an exception for
Speaker 1: a slurpee, don't you?
Speaker 4: Men don't get slurpy?
Speaker 1: Fucking slurpy man?
Speaker 8: Where is the last man you ever saw? A walking
Speaker 8: to eleven? Seven elevens? Oh, give me one of those.
Speaker 4: Nice fucking blueberries slurpies.
Speaker 1: Those are for kids, don't the doctor pepper or the
Speaker 1: coke slurpies? Come on?
Speaker 8: Yeah, great, thigure, you were a fucking slippery guy.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're you're you're giving ship to slurpies.
Speaker 2: Hey, they got the nickname back, just without the crust.
Speaker 2: Slurpy Slurpy.
Speaker 4: Slurpy.
Speaker 2: That's skinny and slurpy around you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got slurpees.
Speaker 1: You guys A targeting Slurpy. I guarantee, I guarantee you
Speaker 1: this that I'm gonna look it up right now, that
Speaker 1: seven eleven Slurpy sales, more than fifty percent of them
Speaker 1: are sold.
Speaker 8: To men, white male, No Google, white male, fucking white
Speaker 8: males do not eat fucking slurp drink slurpees.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I guarantee you they do.
Speaker 4: If you're over thirty five, forty years old, you're not
Speaker 4: going We'll get.
Speaker 1: To the demos. We'll get to the demographics after what
Speaker 1: percentage of slurpees.
Speaker 2: I understand his reasoning, one hundred are sold to white
Speaker 2: men are sold to know why they're going to answer that.
Speaker 2: They can't come up with that statistic.
Speaker 1: I'm asking Rock Crockel, it's too much.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be too much.
Speaker 1: Don't wait, we say over over, forty over.
Speaker 4: They don't take the data. They don't say data. If
Speaker 4: who's buying slurpey is right, right, right, This is hysterical.
Speaker 2: But you understand what I'm saying. If you if they
Speaker 2: have a blow on food publicly, it's kind of humiliating.
Speaker 2: Right to blow on your soup and blow on, don't
Speaker 2: blow on shit.
Speaker 4: Cool off.
Speaker 1: So there is no publicly available sales data broken down
Speaker 1: by race, gender, and age for Slurpees seven to eleven
Speaker 1: does not release granular demographic sales figures make it possible
Speaker 1: to state the exact percentage of Slurpees sold to white
Speaker 1: men over forty. However, market research on Slurpey consumption provides
Speaker 1: a few broader insights into what typically into who typically
Speaker 1: buys the iconic frozen beverage. The average age studies indicate
Speaker 1: the average Slurpey consumer is twenty nine years old. Twenty nine,
Speaker 1: so this is not all for eight year olds and
Speaker 1: ten year olds and teenagers. White people of all ages
Speaker 1: enjoy them. Consumptions use heavily toward younger demographics, particularly teenagers
Speaker 1: and adults age eighteen to thirty four. So eighteen to
Speaker 1: thirty four is that is the core demo vcuuing white.
Speaker 4: YEP, exactly what I said. Eighteen to twenty four, That's
Speaker 4: what I said.
Speaker 1: Thirty four, thirty under thirty or forty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go.
Speaker 8: Because you're a fucking saying I don't don't fucking justify it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you eat slurpees on it.
Speaker 1: It's that's saying it's that's saying that it's the core demographic.
Speaker 1: All products skew on a bell curve where where you
Speaker 1: have people older than the median age and younger than
Speaker 1: the median age andsume the product. I am well within
Speaker 1: my demographic to be consuming slurgos.
Speaker 4: I go, it's from eighteen to thirty four.
Speaker 1: Is the core audience. That doesn't mean it's the only audience.
Speaker 4: It means it's a wire right, the only Hey, the.
Speaker 1: Core audience for for porn is also eighteen to thirty four.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean you don't fucking watch it all the time
Speaker 1: like you do.
Speaker 8: It's all right, I go, all right, fucking I go raspberry,
Speaker 8: fucking Slurpy.
Speaker 1: I go, I don't do raspberry. Let's move on.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, there's never been a selightly debate on podcasts ever. Ever,
Speaker 2: probably not, can't take it.
Speaker 1: I was going to talk about poor Lindsay Graham's death.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, it's gonna hurt us.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's but it's one of those things where
Speaker 1: I didn't experience the exact same thing. But uh, but
Speaker 1: ultimately I had a guy that I worked with who
Speaker 1: was only thirty nine at the time, had his aortic
Speaker 1: valve explode, and I mean it's instant. He was doing
Speaker 1: a training session. He was in the middle of delivering
Speaker 1: a line in a training session to a group of
Speaker 1: sales trainees and just dropped to the floor like a brick,
Speaker 1: just that fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And.
Speaker 1: Is that called a No, that's not a nahneurism. That
Speaker 1: that is that is your aortic valve literally bursting because
Speaker 1: he had some congenital It wasn't about plaque, it wasn't
Speaker 1: about an arterial problem. Was It was just he had
Speaker 1: this condition surrounding the tissue surrounding his a orda that
Speaker 1: was congenerally weak and never got discovered anywhere in any
Speaker 1: kind of test growing up. And so he was a
Speaker 1: ticking time bomb the entire time. Lindsey Graham had the
Speaker 1: same thing happened to him, where they call it a
Speaker 1: dissection where the valve actually exploded, I mean splits in half.
Speaker 1: But his was caused but he had horrible blockage. And
Speaker 1: at seventy one.
Speaker 2: It's a good way to know, though, It's a good
Speaker 2: way to go No.
Speaker 1: Yes, instantly, you don't even know before you hit the ground,
Speaker 1: you're dead.
Speaker 2: Ronnie Edwridge died that way. He had the big window maker.
Speaker 2: He just collapsed in the bedroom and his head on
Speaker 2: the dresser. So he's had a big wound.
Speaker 8: Non.
Speaker 2: His ex girlfriend actually sent me a picture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how old was ron Ronnie was super
Speaker 1: young and it was.
Speaker 2: Like, I think he died like five years ago. Made
Speaker 2: I forget six years ago more than that that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was young. He was in his early fifties, I
Speaker 2: would say, because yeah, yeah, probably right, mam, maybe fifty
Speaker 2: five fifty four, but you know, steroids for one hundred years, cocaine.
Speaker 2: You know, his heart took a beating, but he had
Speaker 2: the widow maker at the end. Just boom dead. That's
Speaker 2: the way to go.
Speaker 1: That kid was always so I never saw that kid
Speaker 1: where he wasn't with you a.
Speaker 2: J Ronnie was like my brother.
Speaker 1: He was like he was like a remore to your shark. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We had a great time for a long time. Ronnie.
Speaker 2: You know he lost his dad at five years old.
Speaker 1: He lost voice. The way he talked was was so
Speaker 1: fucking funny.
Speaker 4: You know, we did it.
Speaker 2: We did a doc metach Floyd Peterson thing in high
Speaker 2: school when he was dating Jennifer Coletta, and I was
Speaker 2: and Linda Buren, And then I met Jennifer at a
Speaker 2: sweet sixteen party, and you know, Ronnie was cheating on her,
Speaker 2: so we swapped. I went with gen and then Ronnie
Speaker 2: got with Linda Buren. And a few months later he
Speaker 2: drove up to my driver with his red cor that
Speaker 2: he goes, hey, yeah, if I'm board, but Linda, I've
Speaker 2: done everything I can with her. I don't care if
Speaker 2: you were jenn It's good to be happy. And then
Speaker 2: you know, we ended up getting married. But it was
Speaker 2: a very weird wed.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, were you guys in it? Were you guys
Speaker 1: at war? After the swap?
Speaker 2: Not really, We just didn't talk for a little while
Speaker 2: because it got weird. Ronnie was cheating. I mean, no
Speaker 2: one was having sex, but Ronnie was getting around with
Speaker 2: other girls. Jennifer was a virgin, so I didn't like
Speaker 2: seeing her being treated that way, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, Ronnie should treat you better, blah blah bah,
Speaker 2: and then she ended up leaving him. Came to me
Speaker 2: and then he grabbed Linda and he treated with like
Speaker 2: a red doll just to get back to me. But
Speaker 2: it's all good. I love the kid. You know, I
Speaker 2: was there to taking him out of chair.
Speaker 4: Those are pretty good. Two pretty good women or girls
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: Linda Burreen yeahes no, No, Jennifer still looks good. And
Speaker 2: Linda Breen, I understand from Tony Botch doesn't look like
Speaker 2: her anymore. But back in the day, I tell the
Speaker 2: story on my show.
Speaker 1: Why Get the Credit Box with the Tony.
Speaker 2: Tony has such a great memory, he knows all this
Speaker 2: ship but uh, you know, younger than us. But I remember,
Speaker 2: I tell the story on my show where I finally
Speaker 2: got with Linda to the point where we're gonna finally
Speaker 2: have sex. And she was wearing green Chino pants I'll
Speaker 2: never forget and a pink top and I'm in her
Speaker 2: bed and I got my hands on the right places
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, you and Kenny drive up,
Speaker 2: honking the horn to go someplace with me. I'm like,
Speaker 2: and then you go, come on out, you scream my name,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I gotta go, I gotta go. I
Speaker 2: just left her to go out with you guys. The
Speaker 2: Copper Catalog, Solomon Brundy's wherever the fuck we went?
Speaker 1: Her virginity. She actually called us and asked us to
Speaker 1: drive over.
Speaker 2: Her father caught me with her. That was horrifying. Other
Speaker 2: caught me. He said, he said nothing. He saw me
Speaker 2: going down on his daughter. He went to a fishing
Speaker 2: trip and came back because he forgot something. And I'm
Speaker 2: on Linda in the living room floor going down on.
Speaker 1: Her and fishing trip going on.
Speaker 2: It was horrifying. He didn't say a word though he was.
Speaker 1: Guy got all the way to him entering the room
Speaker 1: while you.
Speaker 2: Walked out, he was. He was outside, but the sliding
Speaker 2: glow stall was you could look through.
Speaker 1: It, the sliding glass door. He sees you going down daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked at him. He looked at me while
Speaker 2: I looked at him.
Speaker 1: Oh he did nothing.
Speaker 2: No, what did you do? I kept going down. I
Speaker 2: did my job.
Speaker 4: I'll stay there and just gave him a wink.
Speaker 2: He's like, is that? How are you dad? What could
Speaker 2: you do? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, but I mean, do you remember,
Speaker 1: Like did she did?
Speaker 2: She She didn't know until he left. I didn't tell
Speaker 2: her until she left because that would suck her up.
Speaker 2: I remember, like when I dated Michelle, Marlon Brando's daughter.
Speaker 2: The godfather was on f actually was on all day long,
Speaker 2: and I was I had it on my TV screen
Speaker 2: all day long. I bring Michelle back and we're going
Speaker 2: to town in the bedroom and I hear her father
Speaker 2: say in that scene where Santino got shot and killed,
Speaker 2: and he's like, look how the massacred my bully. And
Speaker 2: she picks right up. She goes, I can't keep blowing you.
Speaker 2: If you hear my father's voice behind me. I said, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll change the channel. I'll change the channel. Keep doing
Speaker 2: what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh she was fun for show brand That was fun.
Speaker 1: How long you in Philly, Canny?
Speaker 4: I come home tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8: I have a I have a meeting tonight I got
Speaker 8: to go to and then, yeah, I come home tomorrow
Speaker 8: because you know it's funny.
Speaker 4: It's not funny at all.
Speaker 8: But Mark Wahlberg, I guess his production company or something
Speaker 8: is they're down here shooting a test pilot or something.
Speaker 2: They call it, Yeah about.
Speaker 8: About Joey Molino, And uh, they were all day yesterday
Speaker 8: at the Steak Place Wood and we went out for
Speaker 8: dinner last night and they filmed our dinner and stuff,
Speaker 8: the banter back and forth. And now we're doing it
Speaker 8: again today at three o'clock at one of our buddies
Speaker 8: Cigar Lounges. So I guess he wants to try to
Speaker 8: pitch like a reality show, a skinny Joey reality show.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know the reality show. What would
Speaker 1: the what would the reality show be about?
Speaker 2: Funny on his own show? Just let Joey talk. He's
Speaker 2: a funny best he has.
Speaker 8: I think it's maybe maybe I'm using the wrong terminology.
Speaker 8: Not maybe it's maybe a series. Not I don't think
Speaker 8: it's a series. It's I think it's like a reality show,
Speaker 8: just following him around, And.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Well, wohl Burger is doing a
Speaker 2: movie called By Any Means where he plays the famous
Speaker 2: mafia hit man Gregory Scarpa who from Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: I knew him.
Speaker 2: I almost did jury duty for his child and I
Speaker 2: got out of it. I was petrified. But he's playing
Speaker 2: Gregory scarp at wohlburg So maybe he's got this mafiosa
Speaker 2: ship on his mind. But that's a great idea. Follow
Speaker 2: Joey around. Joey's a very you know, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of stories about joe and I watch everything about in
Speaker 2: the way he talks about his career and his life.
Speaker 2: Everybody's trying to get under his skin and find out
Speaker 2: specific details, and he won't budge. He's not like that.
Speaker 9: He's like, you know, it's uh, that's fool. He's old school. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's uh.
Speaker 4: But we're going to be franchising these things soon.
Speaker 2: So you're in fully you're a fully food mode guy.
Speaker 2: Now that that's your thing, right, that's you know.
Speaker 8: I'm not I mean, I'm not. I'm just I think
Speaker 8: this is a great idea, Joey. I think Joey has
Speaker 8: built a great brand and the product is the best
Speaker 8: out there at the Tea Steaks, and I think, uh,
Speaker 8: you know, I just think it'll do well, you know.
Speaker 4: I think it's something that can can go national.
Speaker 2: I believe. So, yeah, I think it's great. Did you
Speaker 2: see it to.
Speaker 1: Your your girlfriend? Eugene Carroll finally collected got five point
Speaker 1: six million dollars out of this fucking thing.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 8: That's uh, it's that's a And you know what really
Speaker 8: bothers the balls off of me are these fucking liberals
Speaker 8: that keep calling him a rapist.
Speaker 1: Fell In and this convicted felon is their favorite.
Speaker 8: Fell thirty fourth, I said, you know what, I ask
Speaker 8: all of them everyone, Like I get into augments every
Speaker 8: day with liberals on Facebook, and whatever I say, do
Speaker 8: me a favor, do me one favor.
Speaker 4: Okay, what was he What was he convicted of? They
Speaker 4: don't even fucking know. They don't always convicted. And it
Speaker 4: was thirty four count. It was the same fucking thing
Speaker 4: thirty four times. And they don't know that. I know.
Speaker 8: He's more on fucking liberals who keeps saying he's a
Speaker 8: convicted fellow Number one have no idea what it got
Speaker 8: convicted for.
Speaker 4: And then but two don't know that it was thirty
Speaker 4: four the same fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like Bill. Bill Moore had Adam Schiff on
Speaker 2: a few weeks but I forget where, but he read
Speaker 2: a clip that Obama said, and Adam Schiff was thinking
Speaker 2: as Trumps and he was like, you see right there,
Speaker 2: you know that that was Obama not Trump. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a while ago, but they replayed it on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I love that ship because they don't know. They just
Speaker 2: assume they know everything about the guy. And I would
Speaker 2: tell magazine writers and columnists who called me, you don't
Speaker 2: understand this guy. Yeah, I know, he could be a
Speaker 2: pain in the answer. I know he's I know the guy,
Speaker 2: but you're wrong about the girl stuff and the pedophile.
Speaker 2: There's nothing about him that's a pedophile, loves a beautiful woman,
Speaker 2: even so stupid.
Speaker 1: All of these guys, including a bunch on the right
Speaker 1: to are so slimy. Yeah, you see this. Rokana ranges
Speaker 1: a trip to the West Bank, and Ashol's got his
Speaker 1: own team there, doesn't doesn't call the embassy and and
Speaker 1: get it cleared or anything, and then tries to act
Speaker 1: like like the IDF was he was endangered. The IDF
Speaker 1: was going to kill him.
Speaker 2: I mean, sus culture. He's making a presidential run. He
Speaker 2: wants attention. It's like, you know, there was a bunch
Speaker 2: of a gay cruise that was pulling into Turkey and
Speaker 2: some other Muslim and they got turned away. They turned
Speaker 2: them away, and these are these these these gay people
Speaker 2: will wear the Palestinians, the fucking kafaia whatever it's called,
Speaker 2: and they think everything's great with Muslim nations and mean, well,
Speaker 2: they'll show you right there. They don't like your people.
Speaker 2: They don't like gays anywhere near them. You can't land
Speaker 2: on their soil. But yet they'll still talk shit about America.
Speaker 10: I never I've never engaged with a bigger bunch of
Speaker 10: fucking puppets, sheep morons in my life who just have
Speaker 10: a hatred for a man, and they it blocks their
Speaker 10: senses of being and even.
Speaker 4: Halfway intelligent, they are dumb.
Speaker 8: They are stupid people listen to listen to this bullshit
Speaker 8: on MSNBC and ABC and all the other things. And
Speaker 8: I continue to say, they are just puppets and they
Speaker 8: don't have minds of their own.
Speaker 2: Well, when I was younger, I liked Trump. It was
Speaker 2: good for my column. We talked all the time. He said,
Speaker 2: give me information on other people, and I would pay
Speaker 2: him back by saying he was with this playmate or
Speaker 2: this model, whatever the fuck. But like, I hated him
Speaker 2: after me and the ext girlfriend and we were a
Speaker 2: trying love affair, So I hate him, And she would
Speaker 2: tell me once I got over it, she would say,
Speaker 2: he's so much like you. You have no idea. He's
Speaker 2: funny like you, he's crazy like you. I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't when Trump having too much in common.
Speaker 2: No, but no, talk about being opinionated and telling it
Speaker 2: like it is and we'll understand his funny side. We're
Speaker 2: very much like Trump in that capacity. We are, but
Speaker 2: we don't go as far as he goes. But we
Speaker 2: don't take shit.
Speaker 1: He's so fun I was watching a press conference before
Speaker 1: he's got the forty one year old new leader of
Speaker 1: Iraq comes to Washington. He's smacking the guy in the knee,
Speaker 1: smacking the guy's knee. He's like, eh, you know, we
Speaker 1: weren't supposed to have lunch, but then I decided I
Speaker 1: like him, so we're gonna have lunch.
Speaker 4: I saw that, you know what, I tell every little
Speaker 4: I all with, he was always so it.
Speaker 8: I said, what is one thing that he has done
Speaker 8: in his two presidencies that has really negatively affected you?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 4: What that is? Really? What has negatively affected you personally
Speaker 4: that he's done?
Speaker 8: And you want to know something. I haven't gotten one
Speaker 8: intelligent response. You know what they'll say, Oh, too many
Speaker 8: to name. Also, just name one.
Speaker 4: Just give me one.
Speaker 1: I know you know what I mean, shut me out,
Speaker 1: give me one, Miana Rosie.
Speaker 4: But you know what, give me, give me one thing
Speaker 4: that he's done that is your life.
Speaker 2: I got to see Alicia Keys on Instagram talking about
Speaker 2: how women don't have any rights anymore. I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck are you talking about? What rights don't you have?
Speaker 4: And how about that fucking moron on the view that
Speaker 4: black bra.
Speaker 8: You can't go into a neighborhood that has legs because
Speaker 8: she's American.
Speaker 4: Flags hanging, she feels scared?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which one Sonny Sonny Houston.
Speaker 1: And then arrested her son yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how she gets arrested. And by the way, the
Speaker 2: tops had flags on their shirt, and so the fire men,
Speaker 2: I mean, you've seen all the time, when you need them,
Speaker 2: you don't mind seeing the flag on their uniform. How
Speaker 2: was this?
Speaker 8: How was this asshole on television? What kind of fucking
Speaker 8: moron watches this bullshit? You know, watches it?
Speaker 4: The fucking downfall of America? White liberal women women? Yeah,
Speaker 4: white liberal women. There's nobody worse than the world than
Speaker 4: a white liberal woman.
Speaker 8: And they're the most unhappy, they did the test, the
Speaker 8: most unhappy and miserable people in the world, the white
Speaker 8: liberal women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 4: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: They don't shut the fuck up, they don't listen.
Speaker 1: Put the purple or pink hair on them, and that's
Speaker 1: the you know that, that's the if they when they
Speaker 1: panned to the audience on that shelf. You ever watch
Speaker 1: That's what it is. It's a sea of colored hair.
Speaker 2: Peer septums. You know, once you see that ship, you
Speaker 2: know they're gone. When the noses peers and ship, they're gone.
Speaker 1: How about this listen to listen to this lady in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas.
Speaker 4: Well one more thing on the politics where you go
Speaker 4: to laate. But you ever watch these.
Speaker 8: You know when when the people are up on the
Speaker 8: podium whatever, and there they have the people in the background.
Speaker 4: You ever see like some of these liberals, you ever
Speaker 4: see the people in the background, and you wonder, I mean,
Speaker 4: you just look at they said, that's not my side,
Speaker 4: that's not me. That fucking hag. It all looking white broad,
Speaker 4: you know, with the with the frizzy hair, with the
Speaker 4: nose ring. That's not something that I'm for, you know,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: I yesterday they were showing pictures of Don Junior's wedding party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's gonna be the whitest party ever.
Speaker 1: Right, girls, girls, blonde hair, they're all. It's it's a
Speaker 1: sea of beautiful children, blonde women. And like you would
Speaker 1: think someone would go, hey, can't let's pull uh, let's
Speaker 1: get bartender. Yeah, and you know, let's let's bring him
Speaker 1: in here and let's Yeah.
Speaker 4: The blacks and their fucking wedding parties, it looks.
Speaker 1: Like the Aryan wedding of the century.
Speaker 2: That the prom it's a bunch of blacks with a
Speaker 2: bunch of stacks of money and they're flashing money before
Speaker 2: they get in the car. So they have their thing.
Speaker 2: We have our things. Fuck it, you know too bad?
Speaker 4: You know what. They're all prejudiced. Everybody's prejudiced. White, black,
Speaker 4: You're all prejudiced. Everybody's prejudice. You say you're not your
Speaker 4: full of shit. Everybody's got prejudice.
Speaker 2: It's an instant feeling.
Speaker 1: It's not jan Chen, Not jan Chen. Who gene Chen?
Speaker 1: You don't know Jane Chen.
Speaker 4: Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 1: She's she's a woman who just got arrested in Nevada
Speaker 1: because she was married to five guys. She's five different guys.
Speaker 1: She was married to y Wow ten She's well ten
Speaker 1: over time, but currently, as if she exists right now,
Speaker 1: married to five prosecutors. She had obtained at least fourteen
Speaker 1: marriage certificates under her name and aliases since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: That's just since twenty nineteen fourteen. Of them, she had
Speaker 1: gotten married five times in a matter of just months,
Speaker 1: all in twenty twenty six. Her alleged method was consistent,
Speaker 1: meet a man so just marriage quickly, then begin asking
Speaker 1: for money with escalating stories about sick family members back
Speaker 1: in China. Once she received the funds, she would cut
Speaker 1: off all contact and disappear from that husband. One guy
Speaker 1: said that she that he had given her forty grand.
Speaker 1: Another one said she took twenty three grand out of
Speaker 1: an account. A third said he gave her twenty grand.
Speaker 1: A separate victim this one, a woman, said that Chen
Speaker 1: wrote her bad checks from some guy's account and scammed
Speaker 1: her out of forty grand. So she I mean, she
Speaker 1: had a major scam she was running.
Speaker 4: So there was not a good looking woman too. That's
Speaker 4: without a woman.
Speaker 1: Five felony counts of bigamy and two counts of intent
Speaker 1: to utter. That's so intent to utter a fictitious bill.
Speaker 2: I never heard of that utter utter to utter sounditious bill.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: those of you who got money, you gotta expect that
Speaker 2: women are gonna come out of the woodwork. If you're
Speaker 2: single with money, they want to get it.
Speaker 4: It's you know, I think she was just going after anybody.
Speaker 8: She was going after anybody because there's nobody that's going
Speaker 8: to have any taste or money that's gonna go with
Speaker 8: this one.
Speaker 4: Wait, do you see it?
Speaker 1: How does she scam that many people? If she's if she.
Speaker 2: Tractor?
Speaker 1: Uh will use this because she she used an alias
Speaker 1: of Vicky v I C K Y laying l I
Speaker 1: A n G. See if that comes up.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get a picture Bobby Lange in high school. No,
Speaker 2: this she looks kind of I mean this picture, she
Speaker 2: looks kind of cute that she's young in this picture.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of that's an actress. That's an actress.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not Wait, let me check her real name.
Speaker 1: Let me check her real name.
Speaker 2: That's not a shoot I did.
Speaker 4: I saw a picture of hot she's she's thirty three.
Speaker 2: Ok I got it.
Speaker 4: I got She looks like either a fat Filipino or.
Speaker 2: Three you know, with something. You know what, it's great
Speaker 2: to see a fat Filipino when you're in the hospital.
Speaker 2: For some images, there's so many Filipino nurses. Now. I
Speaker 2: don't know about Florida, but in California there they're very
Speaker 2: big with nursing careers Filipinos, and they're very good at
Speaker 2: calming you down, and they have a good side matter.
Speaker 1: I don't think this picture is not bad. I'm not
Speaker 1: generally don't know what name gene j I A y
Speaker 1: I n G.
Speaker 11: And then chen c h E n j I A
Speaker 11: the fuck j I A y I n G and
Speaker 11: then c h E.
Speaker 2: N Okay, s it's e N ten ten see. Okay,
Speaker 2: women accused of marriage for its scheme. They're flocked out
Speaker 2: her picture here. That's not that's I got her.
Speaker 1: I got her. She's not bad.
Speaker 4: Hyeah.
Speaker 2: Let me just say it, La Times, I got article
Speaker 2: here they show her.
Speaker 4: I saw something. I saw a fat broad that looked
Speaker 4: like that saw a fact broad look look like looked
Speaker 4: like looked like a fucking cleaning lady from the Philippines.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's a common Yeah, she looked like a fucking cleaning woman.
Speaker 1: Okay, she scammed five what fourteen guys? Right, whatever, she's
Speaker 1: off the market. Boys, you know what happens.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I hate I mean sometimes I had a friend
Speaker 2: of mine. I'm not going to mention names who had
Speaker 2: a housekeeper who wasn't like the best looking chick but
Speaker 2: him as his marriage wasn't good, his wife were going
Speaker 2: to work, he would go to work later and he
Speaker 2: would bang the housekeeper.
Speaker 1: And she wasn't like your friend, Donald said, your friend Ronald.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, she was a beauty wasn't.
Speaker 2: Oh God, but can you But let's be honest. Let's
Speaker 2: be honest. After a while, if you're not having sex
Speaker 2: and you get you get a little fucking blocked up.
Speaker 2: You start to look at other people you normally wouldn't
Speaker 2: look at. And if she's available and he's a big star, Arnold,
Speaker 2: it's probably gonna happen. It's like two magnets. And I
Speaker 2: couldn't do it. I couldn't not do that.
Speaker 4: Did you see that thing?
Speaker 2: She's just like a wrestler, a male wrestler.
Speaker 4: It's got to be you gotta be down on your luck.
Speaker 1: And fucking he has a really he has a really
Speaker 1: cute pet donkey. I can't believe I would have gone
Speaker 1: donkey first there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the donkey, you know when I can't tell that
Speaker 2: it was the black tick. I meant that my nephew
Speaker 2: was with me, and he's like, uh, don't do it.
Speaker 2: I go now, but she knows who I am. It
Speaker 2: is like my first taste of fame. Like she knew
Speaker 2: my name and I'm like, yeah, well great body, but
Speaker 2: not he goes. She looks like Trent Tucker from the
Speaker 2: New York Knicks, the old Nick Trent Tucker.
Speaker 1: Trent, decent looking guy, go for a girl though.
Speaker 2: It's just one of those things where you know, and
Speaker 2: that one day I go to we took them. They
Speaker 2: come out, Jackie, Enjoy, come out. We go to the
Speaker 2: mines round hotel, the skybar. Everybody's there, fancy, fancy, and
Speaker 2: this girl comes up to us, a little loaded, little drunk,
Speaker 2: and she's trying to meet aj Benza because she watches TV.
Speaker 2: She knows he goes to every and she's talking to me,
Speaker 2: and after like ten minutes, I go, I show my license.
Speaker 2: She couldn't believe it was me. I go, okay, I
Speaker 2: don't want to know your name, don't tell me anything
Speaker 2: about you. Let's go back to my apartment and get
Speaker 2: this thing done. My nephew is like, she's six and
Speaker 2: a half, don't do it. I go, it's fine, it'll
Speaker 2: be fine. I take it back. We do our thing.
Speaker 2: The next morning, we're driving the San Diego They go,
Speaker 2: that was the lowest you've ever went. I go, But
Speaker 2: just think of what that girl like, how do you
Speaker 2: walk away from that? She's looking for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not that difficult, Not that difficult. You took you
Speaker 1: So what was that like in the beginning of an
Speaker 1: It was your room. You took yourself off the table.
Speaker 4: For that was the it was the end.
Speaker 2: It was like, you know, even twelve whatever.
Speaker 4: I got a funny, real funny one work. You know.
Speaker 8: I basically go out on these golf trips with Billy
Speaker 8: Martin and Bruce Benson, Bobby Going and the guys, and
Speaker 8: we're we're in I think it was Arizona one year,
Speaker 8: and we're in the same condo development. It's like, you know,
Speaker 8: not condos, but those attached houses like you get, you.
Speaker 4: Know, two floors and stuff.
Speaker 8: And the woman's I think it was the woman's track team,
Speaker 8: the Olympic track of somebody was right there with us,
Speaker 8: and there was there was this woman there and she
Speaker 8: was black woman.
Speaker 4: You know those black bodies.
Speaker 8: I said, Billy, I said, holy, I said, look at
Speaker 8: that one turns and turns me.
Speaker 4: It says mauf. She looks like fucking Shannon Shop.
Speaker 8: Right, and and and then you look at this broad
Speaker 8: she looked like you had that same fucking squad.
Speaker 4: But her body was unbelievable. I know what he said,
Speaker 4: He said, Shinnon Shop. I almost pissed on my pants.
Speaker 2: And I haven't forget there was a crazy black shick
Speaker 2: there at seven to eleven. An incredible body. But she's
Speaker 2: clearly wearing a wig, and she had these big visors
Speaker 2: sung west. I couldn't see her face, but I ended
Speaker 2: up talking to her about the car because we said
Speaker 2: something funny. And I'm telling her like, you got a
Speaker 2: great body, Oh thank you, you know, and she carried
Speaker 2: a bible in her purse. She was like, I can't
Speaker 2: explain it, like yes, she I couldn't tell. Her face
Speaker 2: looked like but her body was, so gonna have to
Speaker 2: talk to her. I have to talk to her.
Speaker 8: That was still on that reasonably start starts your dick
Speaker 8: on the airplane, right, and then you show you said,
Speaker 8: and but you said.
Speaker 4: She looked like spun web, not spun web.
Speaker 2: She would send me of her like doing other guys,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is you know, porn is one thing,
Speaker 2: but when you know the person doing porn, its like
Speaker 2: it kind of climbs high because you know knows you like,
Speaker 2: let me see what you do.
Speaker 4: So I was intrigued by that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, she was tiny, archiball and meets fucking.
Speaker 1: So after your your airplane, my little night flight fling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she would send you a little home homemade pornos. Yeahs
Speaker 1: I still.
Speaker 4: He said them to me, he sent me it.
Speaker 2: Marvin's like, you know how honest he is. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I gotta show him because he's gonna give me the
Speaker 2: real truth. And He's like, she looks like a fucking NB,
Speaker 2: a lottery pick. Get you don't go near this chick.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not. I'm just getting videos. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Hey, before we go, before we go, I gotta do
Speaker 4: my duty.
Speaker 2: I gotta plug my wife's sap.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Gemini, Gemini near me. Everybody out there, you
Speaker 4: got to go to it.
Speaker 2: I've seen her doing some videos lately. Uh, she's obviously
Speaker 2: very good at that. She's great at it.
Speaker 8: You know she's doing more get to know her, like
Speaker 8: more everyday stuff because what you know, you know what
Speaker 8: doesn't sell smart ship. You know when she's doing the
Speaker 8: smart stuff and being the psychologist on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to hear it. They want it.
Speaker 9: They want other stupid stuff, you know, they want authenticity, honesty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they want everyday life. What are you doing? How?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 4: They don't they don't want that they you know.
Speaker 2: No, it's true. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: Mike.
Speaker 2: Mike knows as well as anybody what's happening with podcasts.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many people, celebrities, what have you,
Speaker 2: that are doing podcasts now that we never knew their
Speaker 2: live stories because they're going talk shows for six minutes.
Speaker 2: They don't say shit about their lives. They plug the
Speaker 2: movie or the book. But now we're getting these I
Speaker 2: love podcasts. There's the information I'm getting from people that
Speaker 2: I never knew about them before is I think it's great.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's very personal. We never had that before.
Speaker 1: There's just so much of it. It's just so hard
Speaker 1: to break through when there's what is going to happen,
Speaker 1: just millions and millions.
Speaker 2: And millions of podcasts down the road.
Speaker 1: I think, I think you know it. The growth in
Speaker 1: terms of the number of shows out there has got
Speaker 1: to slow down a little bit. But the the monetization
Speaker 1: becomes easier with AI and so it it proliferates and
Speaker 1: and uh, you don't have the headaches we had at
Speaker 1: the beginning of trying to figure out what platform to
Speaker 1: go on, and and you have to do separate deals
Speaker 1: to distribute different places, and you have to go search
Speaker 1: for every ad deal yourself. Now it kind of it
Speaker 1: comes to you. But it's it's tougher to pull a
Speaker 1: big number because you know, people only have so much time.
Speaker 1: You know, they've taken time away from a lot of others.
Speaker 1: Nobody's reading a paper anymore, nobody's listening to over the
Speaker 1: air radio much, certainly AM radio and UH and so
Speaker 1: podcasts have pulled more and more and more UH media
Speaker 1: time from consumers. But there's only so much of that
Speaker 1: you can do. And with more and more shows out there,
Speaker 1: it's it's Uh, it's tough. It's tough. But where survival anyway? Thanks? Boys?
Speaker 1: Can you save trip home? Ye're getting too much trouble
Speaker 1: and the cheese steaks.
Speaker 4: That I haven't seen you like three weeks. We've got
Speaker 4: to get together. Ever since law came in town, you've vanished.
Speaker 1: I've been layelow, laylone, lots of golf, lots of been
Speaker 1: on the boat twice.
Speaker 2: Now, good god, when does he go back?
Speaker 1: He well, we're going to New York together. Jax is
Speaker 1: coming in and then the three of us are going
Speaker 1: to New York together on Oh he always right, Well,
Speaker 1: you only won't find out out there's no on the
Speaker 1: first the first and we're doing a little ninetieth thank Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's great. But is Jack's leaving Chicago for good or
Speaker 2: what's the deal?
Speaker 1: No, he's uh, he's going to visit his mom in
Speaker 1: Texas for a few days and then coming here and
Speaker 1: then we're going to uh, then we're going up to
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: Jesus to get pushing.
Speaker 4: That reminds me, just reminded me. I mean, I'll tell you.
Speaker 12: But July twenty fourth, it's Friday. I'm having my brother
Speaker 12: and his kids, my kids, my grandkids.
Speaker 8: July twenty fourth, I'm gonna have a party for my
Speaker 8: mother surprise eighty sixth and in my backyard.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, awesome, Yeah, Kevin, I will put it down.
Speaker 2: Howe How is Kevin all right?
Speaker 4: Let's uh, yeah, that's right. I had an incident with
Speaker 4: a something.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we're getting old.
Speaker 1: You'll hear that in a second.
Speaker 2: Alright, that's so terrifying.