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<v Speaker 1>All right, we are just about four hours away from

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<v Speaker 1>just having our heart tripped out and then hopefully going

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<v Speaker 1>out and playing some winning basketball. Tonight, the Mavericks are

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<v Speaker 1>going to square off with the Lakers, and the Mavericks

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<v Speaker 1>will play Luka Dacic as an opponent for the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is your MAVs a Minute, brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>the Sunset at McKinney Amphitheater, redefining the way you experience concerts,

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<v Speaker 1>and man, this is just a tough, tough one.

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<v Speaker 2>Emotions are high.

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<v Speaker 1>I know so many MAVs fans that I'm seeing out

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<v Speaker 1>there on social media, like, I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I don't know what to root for tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I would say is this, It's okay to

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<v Speaker 1>root for two things. In this case, it's okay to

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<v Speaker 1>root for Luca, don't ever stop rooting for Luca, but

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<v Speaker 1>also root for the Mavericks. And there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people that are having a hard time with that. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. But the show must go on. And what

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to see is the new look Kyrie

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<v Speaker 1>Irving who shaved his beard. He's got a tight fade too,

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a whole new look, I would like to

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<v Speaker 1>see him hit a game winner on a night where

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<v Speaker 1>Luca drops at least seventy points as at least twenty

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<v Speaker 1>rebounds and at least twenty assists.

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<v Speaker 2>So out of shape if that happens, He's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be so out of shape. If you're already in n

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<v Speaker 2>try to hate Luca motive.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta get that way. I've got to trick myself.

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<v Speaker 3>He's the place of the Lakers now. He's one of

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<v Speaker 3>the bad. He's not like us.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad that there's finally someone on the Lakers that

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<v Speaker 4>I like as much as I like Austin Reeves. So

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<v Speaker 4>for them to now have someone of Austin Reeves caliber,

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<v Speaker 4>I predict a fifteen turnovernight for the King. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 4>think's going to struggle. King James is going to struggle

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<v Speaker 4>with his ball handling tonight. Oh no, KT, he's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>dribble off his foot a lot. KT just said about Luca.

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<v Speaker 4>He not like us.

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<v Speaker 2>He's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 5>And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Day, featuring

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<v Speaker 5>veteran news anchor kt fun tweets. Here are the important

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<v Speaker 5>stories he's currently tracking from around.

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<v Speaker 2>The world, esteeing meach to my audio up here.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got something I'd like to break out.

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<v Speaker 6>Astroid Impact Probability updates.

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<v Speaker 2>Dead day it is. I haven't seen anything. Oh we're

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<v Speaker 2>good now. Wow, So we've settled in at like two

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<v Speaker 2>point nine. No, we're under one percent now? Oh it's

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<v Speaker 2>under one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dude, yesterday during our special report, did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Already get under one?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes day.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand how it's fluctuating so much. Well, then

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<v Speaker 4>nobody knows what they're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>NASA even came out late last night and said, I

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<v Speaker 2>think we're good.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's time for today's Pastroid Impact the Probability Update.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys take astronomy in college?

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<v Speaker 3>I did for about a week and quit what you

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<v Speaker 3>can quit and get your money back.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that was my favorite class. U and T has

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<v Speaker 7>an amazing planetary.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But the first half of the class is all math.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's so mathy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's just calculating distance. And I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 4>there going, man, I don't think you guys really know,

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<v Speaker 4>like like like there's a lot of chatter here and

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that you guys really know. Like I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know about dwarf stars and the binary vision and

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<v Speaker 4>whatever you're calculating.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, uh, how do you how do you use

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<v Speaker 2>that to make money? Or is that just uh telescope?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like something while I'm here, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a tourist and take a class on just something I'm

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<v Speaker 1>interested in and just see what there.

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<v Speaker 4>You'd have to be a scientist? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 4>be a scientist? And scientists make money off grants?

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<v Speaker 3>Tony and Ildagrass Tyson performing shockingly horribly on on Celebrity Jeopardy.

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<v Speaker 3>It made me question everything I know.

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<v Speaker 7>I almost watched that one last night because it's the

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<v Speaker 7>second one he stopped it because I figured he would

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<v Speaker 7>destroy them.

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<v Speaker 2>He was the mop No, he na mopped the floor

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<v Speaker 2>with him.

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<v Speaker 4>That should make you think that he knows what he's doing,

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<v Speaker 4>because he's pop culture Jeopardy. Did he's not watch Teberty Jeopardy?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha?

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<v Speaker 7>The easiest questions ever. It makes you feel really smart?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you make it easy for the celebs? Okay, but

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<v Speaker 3>it was he was not brilliant, let's just put it

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<v Speaker 3>that way. From physicist, you would expect him to be

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<v Speaker 3>crushing it and he lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting. Is that life coverage to the Lakers right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I just see you on the TV screen. You got

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<v Speaker 2>Nico walking with j Kid in LA. You got Anthony

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<v Speaker 2>Davis taking some jumpers.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, if he didn't have to move side to side,

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<v Speaker 4>he could probably play tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't want to test. It's more about the

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<v Speaker 2>long haul YEP in the next two years.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So remember that guy get before I get something hyper local?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember that guy gets swallowed by a whale

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<v Speaker 3>the kayaker? Yeah, last week guy got swallowed. It's on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't he didn't comment it on it.

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<v Speaker 8>It was one second where I thought that I was

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<v Speaker 8>hidden by some kind of giant fish, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 8>know it was a whale. Suddenly I felt like a

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<v Speaker 8>wave struck me from behind and I turned around. Some blue,

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<v Speaker 8>dark colors and white lashing right through my face, and

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<v Speaker 8>I felt a slightly texture in my cheek, and then

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<v Speaker 8>it shot down on me, took me on the water.

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<v Speaker 8>I closed my eyes because I thought that something would

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<v Speaker 8>crash into my face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there, you stopped talking. That's Adrian Brodie in the

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<v Speaker 3>brutal is Actually, I'm sorry. He some kind of giant fish.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't know it as well, because I guess if

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<v Speaker 3>it's that close your optics you're probably here you can't see.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know it's a huge whale. He saw the

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<v Speaker 3>white inside, He felt the slime in his cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that sile?

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<v Speaker 1>So they have their mouths are like the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a Winnebago, but their throat hole is like the size

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<v Speaker 1>of a golf ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? Yeah? So it's that tiny. They probably

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<v Speaker 2>choke on everything that. Does that sound appealing?

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<v Speaker 3>No, because you never want to mess with the throat hole. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you know pelicans have a throat pouch. Yep, think about that, crazy, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know that'd.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a good end of the show. You'll remember that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on though, Okay, did we get to the bottom

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<v Speaker 4>of all of this? Well, the golf ball throat whole

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<v Speaker 4>thing is probably worth diving into a little closer super

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<v Speaker 4>made up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, if you guys would like to challenge me

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<v Speaker 1>on this before you look it up, are you doubting me?

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<v Speaker 6>Or no?

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<v Speaker 2>I am I'm doubting you. Are you doubting me?

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<v Speaker 7>Christina depends on what kind of whale, like what are

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<v Speaker 7>they eating? Because there are some whales like the whale

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<v Speaker 7>shark right that only eats like tiny plains, So she

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<v Speaker 7>probably has a tiny.

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<v Speaker 2>Throatole, thank you. A whale shark is a disease.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, I'd rather have a tiny throat hoole than

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<v Speaker 4>a whale shark.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Normal virus will get you on the h So the

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<v Speaker 3>sperm whale kind of hole? Does it have to swallow?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a fair sports question.

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<v Speaker 7>Can I take the middle of the pack?

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<v Speaker 3>How big is a Yeah, you could take a middle Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>how big is a whale whirl's throat?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm asking because I'm curious. Ben, you'd be very proud

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<v Speaker 4>of my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>When the story came up, she said, so that guy

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<v Speaker 4>actually got to see the skeleton.

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<v Speaker 2>Of a whale. Yes, that's how it goes, well done.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So this is this is interesting because here are

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<v Speaker 3>the three main whales, the hump back whale, the sperm whal,

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<v Speaker 3>and the blue whale. Based on the coloring of the

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<v Speaker 3>whale that swallowed the kayaker, it was a sperm whale.

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<v Speaker 2>More gray more, you know, clear gray.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually the humpback whale will lead to the sperm whale

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<v Speaker 4>showing up.

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<v Speaker 3>The humpback whale. Get this, okay, So let's start with

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<v Speaker 3>the blue whale, the big blue whale. The throat is

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<v Speaker 3>as big as a basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's one of my favorite games is when you

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<v Speaker 4>get a bunch of basketball you'll get a rack of basketballs.

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<v Speaker 4>You just hum it down the throat of a whale.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a moneyball and the ball.

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<v Speaker 3>For the sperm whale and the humpback whale. Yep, a fist,

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<v Speaker 3>a human fist, thank you. And it can and it

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<v Speaker 3>can expand a little bit if it needs to. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>if it's having like a.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a fist, huge situation lobster called the barracuda,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 4>So if the sperm whale is trying to swallow something bigger, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it can expand its throat muscles.

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<v Speaker 2>That's insane, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why it couldn't suck that guy down because

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<v Speaker 1>all I could do is gargle him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because he was also that guy kept riding his kayak.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was watching the whale hoole too, and that

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<v Speaker 3>whale had a sore throat for weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>So that guy say that he had slime on his cheek.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh so the tongue tongue his cheak?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he put the slime in the cheeks? It's I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, he's in there's that guy up to now he's kayaking,

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<v Speaker 3>But why was the guy filming him?

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<v Speaker 6>So was his.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what do you do if you're filming your son

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<v Speaker 4>kayaking and then a whale eat your son?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like a man, I should break it out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Higher aspirations for him, He was like, hey, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a good run. Good run, buddy, who's going to take

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<v Speaker 2>over the family company? Now, you guys heard of apps

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<v Speaker 2>like Jackpocket?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no party app?

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<v Speaker 3>So so jack pocket was one and I got a

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<v Speaker 3>notification last night. Christina probably did two where they're like

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<v Speaker 3>we we can't be around anymore. We're not allowed pockets

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<v Speaker 3>where if you wanted to buy a lottery ticket, what

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<v Speaker 3>you do is you put your order in on jackpocket

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<v Speaker 3>and a courier will go buy the lottery ticket. They

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<v Speaker 3>scan it to you, show you the ticket, so you've

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<v Speaker 3>got the what is that the data on it? There's

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<v Speaker 3>a little fee, but I don't think I don't I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not sure. I'm not sure how that works because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I've ever paid extra for a lottery ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Just why just going to a gas station because if

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<v Speaker 2>you're at home?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and who wants to go talk to people?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't carry cash.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to pay with cash anymore on a

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<v Speaker 4>lottery ticket too. Debit card's fine, Yeah, cards don't carry

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<v Speaker 4>that either.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, last time we got the notification that jackpocket can't

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<v Speaker 3>be around anymore because it's cheating.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it though, Yes, it's not cheating. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 7>It's literally buying a lottery ticket the same way that

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<v Speaker 7>you would in a gas station took buying food.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but keep going with the story.

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<v Speaker 3>So yesterday the text a lottery banned online ticket sales

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<v Speaker 3>by couriers.

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<v Speaker 2>And why is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because there are two lottery jackpots that they're investigating. There's

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<v Speaker 3>one from back in twenty twenty three. That they've just

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<v Speaker 3>I guess turned a line eye to were ninety five

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<v Speaker 3>million dollars was paid to an entity that purchased more

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<v Speaker 3>than twenty five million one dollar tickets. So basically they

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<v Speaker 3>got every every code. They bought twenty five million scratch

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<v Speaker 3>offs on the Jackpocket and it wasn't the Jackpocket app,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a different app. It was a third party app.

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<v Speaker 3>But the person or entity ended up winning ninety five

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<v Speaker 3>million dollars.

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<v Speaker 7>They won it themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the app won it. How did the app want it?

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody with the app want it? They were they worked

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<v Speaker 4>for the app, yes, but.

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<v Speaker 1>They legit put in twenty five million dollars or they

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<v Speaker 1>stole twenty five million dollars of injuries.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know the answer.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the details aren't clear on that because they're still

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<v Speaker 3>investigating it. And the second one was this month where eighty

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<v Speaker 3>three million dollars was purchased or an eighty three dollars

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<v Speaker 3>winning ticket. Eighty three million dollar winning ticket was purchased

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<v Speaker 3>at a store in Austin, and it was connected to

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<v Speaker 3>a courier like Jackpocket. I say Jackpocket because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know the other lottery currier apps. But that's the popular one.

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<v Speaker 3>So they've just to stop Courier Services, and I kind

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<v Speaker 3>of think it's bs Honestly.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, they should split the prize winnings that they won

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<v Speaker 7>with all of us who've been using it. Right, we

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<v Speaker 7>got cheated.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 3>So Courier Services they take the orders online or through

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<v Speaker 3>the app and purchase the tickets. The retailer sends you

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<v Speaker 3>a scan copy of it. You have the copy of

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<v Speaker 3>the ticket. It's just like buying a lottery ticket. It's

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<v Speaker 3>if you don't have to go in the store and

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<v Speaker 3>get it. And Dan Patrick got his panties in a

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<v Speaker 3>wad about it. All of a sudden, this is a

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<v Speaker 3>big story and they shut it down. So Jackpocket's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Bam. Sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>When the power balls up to you know, a big number,

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<v Speaker 3>always like, okay, put a dollar in camp. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>have to lose before you win anyways in life, right,

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<v Speaker 3>So you.

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<v Speaker 1>Think if you put in a dollar and you won

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<v Speaker 1>a massive lottery, would it be blind luck or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the gods looking down on you blind luck?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, God's got the gods looking down for me. Have

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<v Speaker 3>too much going on?

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<v Speaker 2>What about the blind gods that are gay?

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<v Speaker 3>They might be watching me as a perspective, lawmakers ready

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<v Speaker 3>to spect step in here. Matt Shaheen, he's a Gaffrod prosper.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got a bill to ban the online purchase of

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<v Speaker 3>lottery tickets. He's got another bill that he's got ready

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<v Speaker 3>to go to abolish the lottery in general.

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<v Speaker 2>Though this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think this is wild, that this is coming

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<v Speaker 3>out of nowhere. We've allowed it for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they've got two little jackpots they've got to

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<v Speaker 3>worry about, and they're like, what's going on? Bigger fish

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<v Speaker 3>to fries my point, last story of the weekday update.

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<v Speaker 2>I like your editorial there at the end.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it'd be nice to have the ability to buy

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<v Speaker 4>a lottery ticket on my app rather than going in

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<v Speaker 4>a store and buying it. And the opinion of this reporter,

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<v Speaker 4>I think the whole thing is a sham.

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<v Speaker 3>It didn't sound like John mullaney. Although for Halloween next year,

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<v Speaker 3>John moulaney, if you want to be a cow, it's

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<v Speaker 3>there for you. Yeah, that's great, ahead of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have some claim it? I've got a sex

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<v Speaker 2>doll story. Ben Okay, wait, why are you telling me?

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<v Speaker 2>If everyone else ef I'm a rote sex robot guy. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>just tell me when your interest is perked?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Interested in China in? I'm sorry. A college student.

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<v Speaker 3>Out yeah, definitely out ignited a fire in his dorm

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<v Speaker 3>while attempting to hide his inflatable girlfriend from his roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a radiohead song, how like the roommate walks

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<v Speaker 1>in and he grabs it, knocks it out, and knocks

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<v Speaker 1>over a candle.

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<v Speaker 3>So his roommate came home unexpectedly while he was in

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<v Speaker 3>mid use of his inflatable playmate.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you use it?

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<v Speaker 3>And then his first instinct, it seems, was to set

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<v Speaker 3>the inflatable thing on fire in the dorm hallway. Fire

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<v Speaker 3>spread got extinguished. I don't know how you went from

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<v Speaker 3>getting caught in the act just setting it on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not a loving relationship, a big panic mode.

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<v Speaker 3>But it reminded me of that one episode of Dave,

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<v Speaker 3>the famous hit show on.

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<v Speaker 2>FX milk table. No oh yeah, the shower, shower and

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<v Speaker 2>the doll.

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<v Speaker 3>The bottom half of the doll just kind of flops

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<v Speaker 3>out of the shower, scares his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, that probably couldn't catch on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>God, So there's that. I think that's pretty good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a look at all the stories that we've covered.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there's another plane incursion today in Chicago, a Southwest

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<v Speaker 3>Airline a plane nearly hit a business jet that was

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<v Speaker 3>on the runway.

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<v Speaker 4>It was an unauthorized business jet that was just roaming

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<v Speaker 4>around on its own.

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<v Speaker 7>Gosh, should we change the asteroid update to plane crash update?

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<v Speaker 2>I would create another vo though production work. All Right,

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<v Speaker 2>there you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the weekly weekday update coming up next in the

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<v Speaker 1>big finish. Kate just said trust me, so we'll trust him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next.