Speaker 1: All right, we are just about four hours away from
Speaker 1: just having our heart tripped out and then hopefully going
Speaker 1: out and playing some winning basketball. Tonight, the Mavericks are
Speaker 1: going to square off with the Lakers, and the Mavericks
Speaker 1: will play Luka Dacic as an opponent for the first time.
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Speaker 1: and man, this is just a tough, tough one.
Speaker 2: Emotions are high.
Speaker 1: I know so many MAVs fans that I'm seeing out
Speaker 1: there on social media, like, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to do. I don't know what to root for tonight.
Speaker 1: And what I would say is this, It's okay to
Speaker 1: root for two things. In this case, it's okay to
Speaker 1: root for Luca, don't ever stop rooting for Luca, but
Speaker 1: also root for the Mavericks. And there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are having a hard time with that. I
Speaker 1: get it. But the show must go on. And what
Speaker 1: I would like to see is the new look Kyrie
Speaker 1: Irving who shaved his beard. He's got a tight fade too,
Speaker 1: He's got a whole new look, I would like to
Speaker 1: see him hit a game winner on a night where
Speaker 1: Luca drops at least seventy points as at least twenty
Speaker 1: rebounds and at least twenty assists.
Speaker 2: So out of shape if that happens, He's going to
Speaker 2: be so out of shape. If you're already in n
Speaker 2: try to hate Luca motive.
Speaker 3: I gotta get that way. I've got to trick myself.
Speaker 3: He's the place of the Lakers now. He's one of
Speaker 3: the bad. He's not like us.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that there's finally someone on the Lakers that
Speaker 4: I like as much as I like Austin Reeves. So
Speaker 4: for them to now have someone of Austin Reeves caliber,
Speaker 4: I predict a fifteen turnovernight for the King. Okay, I
Speaker 4: think's going to struggle. King James is going to struggle
Speaker 4: with his ball handling tonight. Oh no, KT, he's gonna
Speaker 4: dribble off his foot a lot. KT just said about Luca.
Speaker 4: He not like us.
Speaker 2: He's all right.
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Speaker 5: And now it's time for Basis Sweet Day Day, featuring
Speaker 5: veteran news anchor kt fun tweets. Here are the important
Speaker 5: stories he's currently tracking from around.
Speaker 2: The world, esteeing meach to my audio up here.
Speaker 3: I've got something I'd like to break out.
Speaker 6: Astroid Impact Probability updates.
Speaker 2: Dead day it is. I haven't seen anything. Oh we're
Speaker 2: good now. Wow, So we've settled in at like two
Speaker 2: point nine. No, we're under one percent now? Oh it's
Speaker 2: under one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, yesterday during our special report, did it.
Speaker 2: Already get under one?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes day.
Speaker 4: I don't understand how it's fluctuating so much. Well, then
Speaker 4: nobody knows what they're talking about.
Speaker 2: NASA even came out late last night and said, I
Speaker 2: think we're good.
Speaker 6: So it's time for today's Pastroid Impact the Probability Update.
Speaker 2: Do you guys take astronomy in college?
Speaker 3: I did for about a week and quit what you
Speaker 3: can quit and get your money back.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was my favorite class. U and T has
Speaker 7: an amazing planetary.
Speaker 2: Okay, But the first half of the class is all math.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so mathy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's just calculating distance. And I'm sitting
Speaker 4: there going, man, I don't think you guys really know,
Speaker 4: like like like there's a lot of chatter here and
Speaker 4: I don't know that you guys really know. Like I
Speaker 4: don't know about dwarf stars and the binary vision and
Speaker 4: whatever you're calculating.
Speaker 2: That's like, uh, how do you how do you use
Speaker 2: that to make money? Or is that just uh telescope?
Speaker 1: It's just like something while I'm here, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a tourist and take a class on just something I'm
Speaker 1: interested in and just see what there.
Speaker 4: You'd have to be a scientist? Do you want to
Speaker 4: be a scientist? And scientists make money off grants?
Speaker 3: Tony and Ildagrass Tyson performing shockingly horribly on on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Speaker 3: It made me question everything I know.
Speaker 7: I almost watched that one last night because it's the
Speaker 7: second one he stopped it because I figured he would
Speaker 7: destroy them.
Speaker 2: He was the mop No, he na mopped the floor
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 4: That should make you think that he knows what he's doing,
Speaker 4: because he's pop culture Jeopardy. Did he's not watch Teberty Jeopardy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 7: The easiest questions ever. It makes you feel really smart?
Speaker 3: Do you make it easy for the celebs? Okay, but
Speaker 3: it was he was not brilliant, let's just put it
Speaker 3: that way. From physicist, you would expect him to be
Speaker 3: crushing it and he lost.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Is that life coverage to the Lakers right now?
Speaker 2: I just see you on the TV screen. You got
Speaker 2: Nico walking with j Kid in LA. You got Anthony
Speaker 2: Davis taking some jumpers.
Speaker 4: Man, if he didn't have to move side to side,
Speaker 4: he could probably play tonight.
Speaker 2: Well, we don't want to test. It's more about the
Speaker 2: long haul YEP in the next two years.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: So remember that guy get before I get something hyper local?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that guy gets swallowed by a whale
Speaker 3: the kayaker? Yeah, last week guy got swallowed. It's on camera.
Speaker 2: He didn't he didn't comment it on it.
Speaker 8: It was one second where I thought that I was
Speaker 8: hidden by some kind of giant fish, but I didn't
Speaker 8: know it was a whale. Suddenly I felt like a
Speaker 8: wave struck me from behind and I turned around. Some blue,
Speaker 8: dark colors and white lashing right through my face, and
Speaker 8: I felt a slightly texture in my cheek, and then
Speaker 8: it shot down on me, took me on the water.
Speaker 8: I closed my eyes because I thought that something would
Speaker 8: crash into my face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there, you stopped talking. That's Adrian Brodie in the
Speaker 3: brutal is Actually, I'm sorry. He some kind of giant fish.
Speaker 3: He didn't know it as well, because I guess if
Speaker 3: it's that close your optics you're probably here you can't see.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it's a huge whale. He saw the
Speaker 3: white inside, He felt the slime in his cheeks.
Speaker 2: Is that sile?
Speaker 1: So they have their mouths are like the size of
Speaker 1: a Winnebago, but their throat hole is like the size
Speaker 1: of a golf ball.
Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah? So it's that tiny. They probably
Speaker 2: choke on everything that. Does that sound appealing?
Speaker 3: No, because you never want to mess with the throat hole. No,
Speaker 3: you know pelicans have a throat pouch. Yep, think about that, crazy, right,
Speaker 3: you know that'd.
Speaker 2: Be a good end of the show. You'll remember that one.
Speaker 4: Hold on though, Okay, did we get to the bottom
Speaker 4: of all of this? Well, the golf ball throat whole
Speaker 4: thing is probably worth diving into a little closer super
Speaker 4: made up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, if you guys would like to challenge me
Speaker 1: on this before you look it up, are you doubting me?
Speaker 6: Or no?
Speaker 2: I am I'm doubting you. Are you doubting me?
Speaker 7: Christina depends on what kind of whale, like what are
Speaker 7: they eating? Because there are some whales like the whale
Speaker 7: shark right that only eats like tiny plains, So she
Speaker 7: probably has a tiny.
Speaker 2: Throatole, thank you. A whale shark is a disease.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'd rather have a tiny throat hoole than
Speaker 4: a whale shark.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Normal virus will get you on the h So the
Speaker 3: sperm whale kind of hole? Does it have to swallow?
Speaker 3: It's a fair sports question.
Speaker 7: Can I take the middle of the pack?
Speaker 3: How big is a Yeah, you could take a middle Okay,
Speaker 3: how big is a whale whirl's throat?
Speaker 4: I'm asking because I'm curious. Ben, you'd be very proud
Speaker 4: of my wife.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: When the story came up, she said, so that guy
Speaker 4: actually got to see the skeleton.
Speaker 2: Of a whale. Yes, that's how it goes, well done.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is this is interesting because here are
Speaker 3: the three main whales, the hump back whale, the sperm whal,
Speaker 3: and the blue whale. Based on the coloring of the
Speaker 3: whale that swallowed the kayaker, it was a sperm whale.
Speaker 2: More gray more, you know, clear gray.
Speaker 4: Usually the humpback whale will lead to the sperm whale
Speaker 4: showing up.
Speaker 3: The humpback whale. Get this, okay, So let's start with
Speaker 3: the blue whale, the big blue whale. The throat is
Speaker 3: as big as a basketball.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of my favorite games is when you
Speaker 4: get a bunch of basketball you'll get a rack of basketballs.
Speaker 4: You just hum it down the throat of a whale.
Speaker 2: Got a moneyball and the ball.
Speaker 3: For the sperm whale and the humpback whale. Yep, a fist,
Speaker 3: a human fist, thank you. And it can and it
Speaker 3: can expand a little bit if it needs to. Oh,
Speaker 3: if it's having like a.
Speaker 2: If there's a fist, huge situation lobster called the barracuda,
Speaker 2: I don't really know.
Speaker 4: So if the sperm whale is trying to swallow something bigger, yeah,
Speaker 4: it can expand its throat muscles.
Speaker 2: That's insane, bro.
Speaker 1: So that's why it couldn't suck that guy down because
Speaker 1: all I could do is gargle him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he was also that guy kept riding his kayak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was watching the whale hoole too, and that
Speaker 3: whale had a sore throat for weeks.
Speaker 4: So that guy say that he had slime on his cheek.
Speaker 4: Huh so the tongue tongue his cheak?
Speaker 2: Did he put the slime in the cheeks? It's I
Speaker 2: don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: Honestly, he's in there's that guy up to now he's kayaking,
Speaker 3: But why was the guy filming him?
Speaker 6: So was his.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do if you're filming your son
Speaker 4: kayaking and then a whale eat your son?
Speaker 2: You're like a man, I should break it out of here.
Speaker 2: Higher aspirations for him, He was like, hey, it was
Speaker 2: a good run. Good run, buddy, who's going to take
Speaker 2: over the family company? Now, you guys heard of apps
Speaker 2: like Jackpocket?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Yes, no party app?
Speaker 3: So so jack pocket was one and I got a
Speaker 3: notification last night. Christina probably did two where they're like
Speaker 3: we we can't be around anymore. We're not allowed pockets
Speaker 3: where if you wanted to buy a lottery ticket, what
Speaker 3: you do is you put your order in on jackpocket
Speaker 3: and a courier will go buy the lottery ticket. They
Speaker 3: scan it to you, show you the ticket, so you've
Speaker 3: got the what is that the data on it? There's
Speaker 3: a little fee, but I don't think I don't I'm
Speaker 3: not sure. I'm not sure how that works because I
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever paid extra for a lottery ticket.
Speaker 2: Just why just going to a gas station because if
Speaker 2: you're at home?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and who wants to go talk to people?
Speaker 2: Also, I don't carry cash.
Speaker 4: You don't have to pay with cash anymore on a
Speaker 4: lottery ticket too. Debit card's fine, Yeah, cards don't carry
Speaker 4: that either.
Speaker 3: Well, last time we got the notification that jackpocket can't
Speaker 3: be around anymore because it's cheating.
Speaker 2: Is it though, Yes, it's not cheating. I don't think
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 7: It's literally buying a lottery ticket the same way that
Speaker 7: you would in a gas station took buying food.
Speaker 2: Okay, but keep going with the story.
Speaker 3: So yesterday the text a lottery banned online ticket sales
Speaker 3: by couriers.
Speaker 2: And why is that?
Speaker 3: Because there are two lottery jackpots that they're investigating. There's
Speaker 3: one from back in twenty twenty three. That they've just
Speaker 3: I guess turned a line eye to were ninety five
Speaker 3: million dollars was paid to an entity that purchased more
Speaker 3: than twenty five million one dollar tickets. So basically they
Speaker 3: got every every code. They bought twenty five million scratch
Speaker 3: offs on the Jackpocket and it wasn't the Jackpocket app,
Speaker 3: it was a different app. It was a third party app.
Speaker 3: But the person or entity ended up winning ninety five
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 7: They won it themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the app won it. How did the app want it?
Speaker 4: Somebody with the app want it? They were they worked
Speaker 4: for the app, yes, but.
Speaker 1: They legit put in twenty five million dollars or they
Speaker 1: stole twenty five million dollars of injuries.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know the answer.
Speaker 3: It's the details aren't clear on that because they're still
Speaker 3: investigating it. And the second one was this month where eighty
Speaker 3: three million dollars was purchased or an eighty three dollars
Speaker 3: winning ticket. Eighty three million dollar winning ticket was purchased
Speaker 3: at a store in Austin, and it was connected to
Speaker 3: a courier like Jackpocket. I say Jackpocket because I don't
Speaker 3: know the other lottery currier apps. But that's the popular one.
Speaker 3: So they've just to stop Courier Services, and I kind
Speaker 3: of think it's bs Honestly.
Speaker 7: Well, they should split the prize winnings that they won
Speaker 7: with all of us who've been using it. Right, we
Speaker 7: got cheated.
Speaker 2: I agree with that.
Speaker 3: So Courier Services they take the orders online or through
Speaker 3: the app and purchase the tickets. The retailer sends you
Speaker 3: a scan copy of it. You have the copy of
Speaker 3: the ticket. It's just like buying a lottery ticket. It's
Speaker 3: if you don't have to go in the store and
Speaker 3: get it. And Dan Patrick got his panties in a
Speaker 3: wad about it. All of a sudden, this is a
Speaker 3: big story and they shut it down. So Jackpocket's gone.
Speaker 2: Bam. Sucks.
Speaker 3: When the power balls up to you know, a big number,
Speaker 3: always like, okay, put a dollar in camp. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: have to lose before you win anyways in life, right,
Speaker 3: So you.
Speaker 1: Think if you put in a dollar and you won
Speaker 1: a massive lottery, would it be blind luck or maybe
Speaker 1: the gods looking down on you blind luck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, God's got the gods looking down for me. Have
Speaker 3: too much going on?
Speaker 2: What about the blind gods that are gay?
Speaker 3: They might be watching me as a perspective, lawmakers ready
Speaker 3: to spect step in here. Matt Shaheen, he's a Gaffrod prosper.
Speaker 3: He's got a bill to ban the online purchase of
Speaker 3: lottery tickets. He's got another bill that he's got ready
Speaker 3: to go to abolish the lottery in general.
Speaker 2: Though this guy.
Speaker 3: But I think this is wild, that this is coming
Speaker 3: out of nowhere. We've allowed it for a long time.
Speaker 3: And then they've got two little jackpots they've got to
Speaker 3: worry about, and they're like, what's going on? Bigger fish
Speaker 3: to fries my point, last story of the weekday update.
Speaker 2: I like your editorial there at the end.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be nice to have the ability to buy
Speaker 4: a lottery ticket on my app rather than going in
Speaker 4: a store and buying it. And the opinion of this reporter,
Speaker 4: I think the whole thing is a sham.
Speaker 3: It didn't sound like John mullaney. Although for Halloween next year,
Speaker 3: John moulaney, if you want to be a cow, it's
Speaker 3: there for you. Yeah, that's great, ahead of it.
Speaker 2: Do you have some claim it? I've got a sex
Speaker 2: doll story. Ben Okay, wait, why are you telling me?
Speaker 2: If everyone else ef I'm a rote sex robot guy. Uh,
Speaker 2: just tell me when your interest is perked?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Interested in China in? I'm sorry. A college student.
Speaker 3: Out yeah, definitely out ignited a fire in his dorm
Speaker 3: while attempting to hide his inflatable girlfriend from his roommate.
Speaker 1: This is a radiohead song, how like the roommate walks
Speaker 1: in and he grabs it, knocks it out, and knocks
Speaker 1: over a candle.
Speaker 3: So his roommate came home unexpectedly while he was in
Speaker 3: mid use of his inflatable playmate.
Speaker 2: How do you use it?
Speaker 3: And then his first instinct, it seems, was to set
Speaker 3: the inflatable thing on fire in the dorm hallway. Fire
Speaker 3: spread got extinguished. I don't know how you went from
Speaker 3: getting caught in the act just setting it on fire.
Speaker 1: But that's not a loving relationship, a big panic mode.
Speaker 3: But it reminded me of that one episode of Dave,
Speaker 3: the famous hit show on.
Speaker 2: FX milk table. No oh yeah, the shower, shower and
Speaker 2: the doll.
Speaker 3: The bottom half of the doll just kind of flops
Speaker 3: out of the shower, scares his girlfriend.
Speaker 7: Well, that probably couldn't catch on fire.
Speaker 2: God, So there's that. I think that's pretty good for you.
Speaker 2: Take a look at all the stories that we've covered.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's another plane incursion today in Chicago, a Southwest
Speaker 3: Airline a plane nearly hit a business jet that was
Speaker 3: on the runway.
Speaker 4: It was an unauthorized business jet that was just roaming
Speaker 4: around on its own.
Speaker 7: Gosh, should we change the asteroid update to plane crash update?
Speaker 2: I would create another vo though production work. All Right,
Speaker 2: there you have it.
Speaker 1: There's the weekly weekday update coming up next in the
Speaker 1: big finish. Kate just said trust me, so we'll trust him.
Speaker 2: That's next.