WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:03.799 Is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse 2 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:08.359 Kelly Show on a pretty magnificent Thursday, if I say 3 00:00:08.439 --> 00:00:12.160 so myself. We'll touch on Greenland fraud. We'll make fun 4 00:00:12.199 --> 00:00:15.679 of Dome speaking Spanish. After all, I know a little 5 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:19.559 bit about that. Some emails and more coming up in 6 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:21.960 the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now we 7 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:29.559 just mentioned force projection. Let's chat about Greenland again. Greenland. 8 00:00:30.239 --> 00:00:33.359 Why has Trump been talking about Greenland for a long time? 9 00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:37.079 What's the deal? Is he just trolling? What is actually 10 00:00:37.079 --> 00:00:40.039 going on? Well, I want you to do me a favor. 11 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:42.880 Unless you're driving, you want to do this with me? 12 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:45.799 If you're driving, please don't you truckers are just gonna 13 00:00:45.799 --> 00:00:47.880 have to wait till you get home. All right. I 14 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:51.240 want you to look up Greenland on your little map 15 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:53.520 on your phone. Don't lie. I know your phone's in 16 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:56.560 your hand. It's always in your hand. Quit playing. Look 17 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:59.600 up Greenland, all right? You see it? Got Greenland? Okay, 18 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:06.640 Now forget about Greenland itself. I want you to look 19 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:14.359 north of Greenland, north of Greenland, see that, see that 20 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:20.319 Arctic ocean? You see that land that's north of the 21 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:24.879 Arctic Ocean. On that little map that's on your phone. 22 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:30.079 You know that's Russia. Right. See, we forget that we 23 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:36.120 live in a round globe. Sometimes we do. The Arctic 24 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:40.599 Ocean a horrible frozen hellscape that you will never see 25 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:42.480 and I will never see, and you don't care about, 26 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:47.799 and I don't care about. It's still a navigable Chris, 27 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:50.079 see that word. Don't roll your eyes, Chris. You couldn't 28 00:01:50.079 --> 00:01:54.719 say that word. A navigable body of water that is 29 00:01:55.079 --> 00:02:00.239 very very important because it's the North Pole and it's 30 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:05.920 how ships can go to and fro and Greenland, as 31 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:11.919 you can see, is uniquely positioned to monitor the situation. 32 00:02:12.080 --> 00:02:16.560 If we have to use a military term. Donald Trump 33 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:21.560 didn't wake up one day and just decide, hey, it'd 34 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:26.199 be fun to push around that frozen dump Greenland. Donald 35 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:33.080 Trump is aware of this. Russia and China they want Greenland, 36 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:38.599 They want every spot of land surrounding that Arctic Ocean 37 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:43.599 you're looking at, because that is a very very important 38 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:48.479 part globally. For well, just what we talked about force projection. 39 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:52.719 Part of the reason we can project force across the 40 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:56.520 globe is we do have a base here, a base there, 41 00:02:56.680 --> 00:03:00.240 a place you can drop here, Russia and China do 42 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:04.719 not have as many as we do. Donald Trump views 43 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:10.639 Greenland as a race. So Donald Trump is doing what 44 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:14.439 Donald Trump has done for the entirety of his time 45 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:19.120 in public life, not just his time in politics. Donald 46 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:23.719 Trump is negotiating a deal. And for some reason, when 47 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:28.800 Donald Trump negotiates deals, people are still unaware of how 48 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:31.400 he does what he does and why he does what 49 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:35.000 he does, which is crazy to me because he wrote 50 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:37.280 a freaking book about it. In fact, I think he 51 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:39.840 wrote multiple books about it. I was talking about the 52 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:43.919 art of the deal. Donald Trump has teased multiple times 53 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:49.599 military intervention to take Greenland. He keeps teasing it and 54 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:53.759 teasing it and teasing it, and then the next day, 55 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:56.360 after saying well, well, I mean, I'm not saying we 56 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:58.159 won't sin in the troops. We do have a lot 57 00:03:58.199 --> 00:04:01.879 of bombs and the Marines like cold, the next day 58 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:04.120 he says, Wow, it'd be nice to just buy it. 59 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:09.719 Could just buy it. Maybe Denmark should just sell it. 60 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:12.960 Maybe everybody in Greenland could use a little bit. Maybe 61 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:15.120 we could just sell it, or the Marines we could 62 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.920 just take it, or we just sell it. This is 63 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:24.319 textbook negotiating tactics. It's not even like it's some kind 64 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:26.360 of advanced thing. You have to go to the Wharton 65 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:31.279 School of Business to figure out. It's standard carrot and 66 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:36.879 stick tactics that people use when they negotiate. Hey, I'd 67 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:40.839 love to buy your company for ten million dollars, or 68 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:43.319 I could just do a hostile takeover and you get nothing. 69 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:45.480 Or I could buy it for ten million dollars, or 70 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:49.800 bankruptcy in your family or ten million dollars or you know, 71 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:56.240 bankruptcy is your call. Headline trump push to buy Greenland 72 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:59.920 could cost the US up to seven hundred billion dollars. 73 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:03.120 I don't know what it's going to cost in the end, 74 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:09.160 but I do know we're going to buy it. I 75 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:12.560 bet your money right now. I place a wager down 76 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:15.600 right now. By the time Donald Trump's three years are over, 77 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:20.399 the United States of America will own Greenland, and we 78 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:24.160 will have owned it without a shot fired. But that 79 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:28.000 brings me to the point I was just making about 80 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:37.839 force projection. This is from open source Intel. Europe as 81 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:44.759 quit making me laugh, Chris. Europe has decided they're going 82 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:48.959 to stand up for Greenland. We're not going to allow this. 83 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:56.560 Do you know what Europe's troops. Troop deployments to Greenland 84 00:05:56.720 --> 00:06:07.920 are France. France is sending fifteen people, Germany is sending thirteen, 85 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:17.920 Sweden is sending three, Norway's sending two, Finland is sending two, 86 00:06:19.160 --> 00:06:28.160 the UK is sending one, and Netherlands they're sending one. 87 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:34.600 Europe in its entirety, they're sending fewer troops than you 88 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:40.480 can find in a Marine Corps infantry platoon. This is 89 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:47.160 another headlined. Veterans aged sixty five face a call up 90 00:06:47.399 --> 00:06:52.199 and they're told to prepare for war. That's in the UK. 91 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:59.199 At sixty five. You're lucky if you still have your prostate. 92 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:05.120 But the UK is so drained of manpower they're now 93 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:09.439 telling sixty five year olds to prepare for war. So, 94 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:15.720 setting aside the hilarity of Europe's force projection for Greenland, 95 00:07:17.879 --> 00:07:23.279 this is what I mean about being able to send troops, 96 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:30.040 project force, enforce your will across the globe. When you 97 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:33.600 get to a place, as a country where you can't 98 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:41.079 do that anymore, then your diplomatic opportunities simply shrink. There's 99 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:42.959 all kinds of great quotes about this. I'm not going 100 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:46.720 to bother digging any of them up. But with diplomacy, 101 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:51.279 there always has to be a gun behind it at 102 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:56.839 some level, or your diplomacy simply isn't worth everything. Europe's 103 00:07:56.920 --> 00:07:59.879 leaders can bang the drum beats and say we're not 104 00:07:59.879 --> 00:08:02.759 going to allow America to do this, But then when 105 00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:06.800 you send three people from Sweden, what it does is 106 00:08:06.879 --> 00:08:11.399 it lets the world know it, lets us know what 107 00:08:11.439 --> 00:08:15.519 are you gonna do about it? And if I may, 108 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:18.600 I actually think that's kind of sad about the UK. 109 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:20.360 Not that I want the UK to be able to 110 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:24.120 oppose us, but I am personally a fan of the 111 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:26.680 British Empire from back in the day. I'm glad we 112 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:28.160 were bailed and threw them out of here. And but 113 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:31.439 don't get me wrong, but I just I have so 114 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:35.519 much admiration that in the age of sail, the British 115 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:40.519 Empire was able to conquer large parts of the world. 116 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:42.799 You know, the sun never sets on the British Empire, 117 00:08:42.879 --> 00:08:48.600 all that stuff. They could project force all across the 118 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:53.679 globe because of the fantast fantastic British Navy, the way 119 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:57.240 they'd really figured out how to colonize places. They could 120 00:08:57.279 --> 00:09:02.360 project force at one point in time anywhere, and apparently 121 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:08.519 those days are just completely gone, completely gone. I don't 122 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:12.759 understand it. It's hilarious to me. But that's where we are. 123 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:17.039 That's where we are. Dear crayon eater, I keep hearing 124 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:22.960 American prisons are overcrowded, requiring judges to release criminals. He 125 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:25.159 goes on to point out that that's a bunch of crap, 126 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:28.639 and of course that's not true at all. America is 127 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.639 That's not why they're turning loose to criminals. It's not 128 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:36.360 because prisons are overcrowded. We probably do jail too many people, 129 00:09:36.399 --> 00:09:38.679 but we don't jail the right people for long enough. 130 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:42.240 You get some guy with a low level drug possession 131 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:44.440 of fence and you throw him in prison for twenty years. 132 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:47.120 What's that about? But then you'll take some guy in 133 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:50.000 a blue area. He's been assaulting people for the entire 134 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:52.759 twenty five years on the planet. That's just an animal. 135 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:54.720 You have to put him in a cage. Now, the 136 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:57.360 animal has to be put into a cage. That's where 137 00:09:57.399 --> 00:10:00.720 animals belong, and never let him out again because he's 138 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:02.799 proven he can't live in society. All right, we'll do 139 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:06.720 some more emails here In a few Medicaid paid out 140 00:10:06.759 --> 00:10:11.360 four hundred million dollars to dead recipients in just a year. Man, 141 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:15.639 the quantity of fraud in this country. Gosh, Next is 142 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:19.919 the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday. Remember tomorrow 143 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:23.279 is ask doctor Jesse Friday. You need to get your 144 00:10:23.399 --> 00:10:28.320 questions emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 145 00:10:29.240 --> 00:10:32.840 Let's once again check in with the the Housings are 146 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:36.120 or whatever she's calling herself of New York City. This 147 00:10:36.159 --> 00:10:37.720 is her from twenty twenty one. 148 00:10:37.799 --> 00:10:39.879 There's more of them than there are of the Blackstones. 149 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:44.519 And so it's just like this challenging dynamic that white 150 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:49.240 middle class homeowners are a huge problem for her rentor 151 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:50.000 justice movement. 152 00:10:51.799 --> 00:10:56.200 White middle class homeowners are a huge problem for the 153 00:10:56.240 --> 00:11:02.039 renter justice movement. In the end, our communists are no 154 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:06.080 different than the communists have always been. It's always a 155 00:11:06.159 --> 00:11:10.120 war against the middle class. The poor can be bought 156 00:11:10.159 --> 00:11:13.360 off by the government. The rich can be co opted 157 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:16.039 by the government because they can lose everything without government 158 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:20.080 assistance in government money. But the middle class people who 159 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:23.320 have enough money to be independent but not so much 160 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:26.840 money to be co opted, they are always the enemy 161 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:30.440 of the communist It's why Stalin tried to liquidate the 162 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:33.799 Kulax in Ukraine all the way up to this lady 163 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:37.440 in New York deciding that white middle class homeowners are 164 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:41.320 the enemy of everything. It's always a war against the 165 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:45.080 middle class. The middle class represents the true enemy of 166 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:48.320 the communist Hey, oracle, why is there a sex offender 167 00:11:48.440 --> 00:11:51.639 database and not a database where I can find career 168 00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:54.480 criminals in my area? You already know the answer to it. 169 00:11:54.519 --> 00:11:57.840 I understand your question, but you can't find the career 170 00:11:57.919 --> 00:12:02.519 criminals in your area because career criminals are useful tools 171 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:07.120 to the communist revolution period and the story. Jesse. Try 172 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:08.879 as hard as I can. My wife and I have 173 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:12.159 never been able to figure out what the acronym DOME 174 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:16.519 stands for. Please enlighten us. He's of course, we're talking 175 00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:21.200 about Vice President Kamala Harris and I call her vice 176 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:26.759 president Dome and the acronym what does it actually stand for? 177 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:33.080 Kamala Harris buys eight point two million dollars Seaside mansion 178 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:37.480 after warning sea levels are rising due to the climate crisis. 179 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.240 Remember that she's not a hypocrite. She never believed in 180 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:46.480 it at all. Elite communists don't generally believe in communism 181 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:50.360 at all. Sometimes you'll get one who actually does, but 182 00:12:50.480 --> 00:12:55.360 they never believe what they're selling. They know that street communists, 183 00:12:55.399 --> 00:13:01.080 your liberal and Pagy are stupid, drug addicted, miserable, broken people, 184 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:06.120 easily manipulated people with lies, and so they just lie 185 00:13:06.159 --> 00:13:09.120 to them to keep them in a perpetual state of 186 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:13.399 anxiety and anger and panic. They'll lie to them over 187 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:16.639 and over and over and over and over again, and 188 00:13:17.240 --> 00:13:20.480 once your liberal m Peggy is stuck in that cycle 189 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:23.440 of anger and panic. I was actually talking to Jennifer 190 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:26.559 Galardi about this yesterday. I have her on my TV 191 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:29.720 show from time to time. She's super sharp, and she 192 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:32.720 was a former lib, one of these libs. She'll talk 193 00:13:32.919 --> 00:13:37.759 endlessly about how miserable she always was, always mad, always miserable, 194 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:43.679 always mad, always miserable, and she'll tell you everything around 195 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:47.519 her reinforce that. And actually, I want to speak to 196 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:49.919 the young ladies right now. Maybe you're a young lady 197 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:53.879 listening to the show, and maybe maybe you're finding the 198 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:58.120 Swan song of feminism to be kind of appealing. You're 199 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:01.840 a woman, you don't want to be oppressed, you don't 200 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:06.360 want men to push you around. I understand that. Let 201 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:11.840 me ask you something. Your friends who are encouraging you 202 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:15.080 in this route, when you talk to them about it. 203 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:21.559 When you're done with that conversation, he's smiling. Are you 204 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:28.919 happy or are you mad? Miserable? You're a college professor. 205 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:33.720 When she sits up there with her crew cut, she 206 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.279 tells you about how oppressed women are, and you've had 207 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:39.879 enough of it. You're done with this male driven society. 208 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:46.919 When you walk out of there, how you feel you happy? 209 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:50.080 You know, when I hang out with my friends and 210 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:53.080 I go home at night, I'm laughing about all the 211 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:57.159 stupid stuff they do and say I feel good about things. 212 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:04.440 There's a reason you don't. They're always always miserable, and 213 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:08.320 they're always trying to keep you miserable. You have to 214 00:15:08.399 --> 00:15:13.480 be miserable. If you end up happy and content, well, 215 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:15.519 what kind of a soldier for the revolution are you 216 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:19.000 going to be? Then you're totally useless to them. Hey, Bronco, Jesse, 217 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:22.360 your brother Jesse. I thought we were good buddies, but 218 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:25.320 now I'm not so sure. I've been a Pure Talk 219 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:29.120 customer for over a year. I was just informed by 220 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:33.200 Mike Rowe that active duty military and veterans get twenty 221 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:36.559 percent off their plans. I called and sent in my 222 00:15:36.679 --> 00:15:40.879 ID and received my discount. Here's my problem. I hardly 223 00:15:40.960 --> 00:15:43.559 know Mike Row. I consider you to be one of 224 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.519 my best buddies. Why didn't you tell me about this? 225 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:51.200 Reconsidering our relationship, and he says, his name is Dave. 226 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:56.960 I've told you about the veteran discount before. Okay, pick 227 00:15:57.039 --> 00:15:59.279 up your film with PUER and dial pound two five 228 00:15:59.399 --> 00:16:03.759 zero and say save now. You don't need Verizon, you 229 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:05.799 don't need AT and T, you don't need T bobile. 230 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:09.360 If you're not a veteran, you're still gonna save a fortune. 231 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:12.360 A fortune. My bill got cut in half. Talk at 232 00:16:12.399 --> 00:16:15.399 twenty bucks a month for unlimited talking text. If you 233 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:20.399 are a veteran active duty former, you save even more 234 00:16:21.320 --> 00:16:28.600 pure talks. Ceo did two tours with macv SOG. This 235 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:34.759 dude is as veteran driven, veteran motivated as is humanly possible. 236 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:40.200 Pick up your phone, dial pound two five zero and 237 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:45.320 say save now. If you are an army veteran, call 238 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:48.600 the marine and he'll teach you how to how to 239 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:53.840 dial pound two five zero and say save now. What Chris, 240 00:16:53.919 --> 00:16:57.519 I'm trying to help our fellow veterans. All right, sorry 241 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:00.000 for caring about the guys who were in the Art 242 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:05.319 Army who maybe struggle with simple tasks like that. Can 243 00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:07.559 you believe this guy is in Congress. I can't say, 244 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:09.079 go to or palace. 245 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:14.680 Now there is new Maharayat and again the palace has 246 00:17:14.720 --> 00:17:16.880 the power of the dark flight. 247 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:18.680 It is dead. 248 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:20.920 Please kill my people. 249 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:27.440 It's crazy, crazy to me. Hey, Jesse, I'm a little 250 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:32.680 confused about our elected sheriffs. I'm out of the impression 251 00:17:32.680 --> 00:17:37.200 that can protect us from federal overreach. Well they can, 252 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:40.559 but you need the right one. They can, but you 253 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:42.680 need the right one. You're not going to get one 254 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:47.079 of these elected sheriffs in a place like Philadelphia and 255 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:50.759 get some constitutional warrior who's going to fight for your 256 00:17:50.880 --> 00:17:53.880 Second Amendment rights. That's just going to be a communist 257 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:57.960 apparatic who's always looking for her next six figure gigs somewhere, 258 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:00.440 and she's always going to be a loyal serve into 259 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:03.119 the system. I've explained to you several times, if you 260 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:05.839 were in a blue area, you're fresh out of friends, 261 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:09.440 you are fresh out of levels of government that are 262 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:12.079 going to be there for you. Plan accordingly. All right, 263 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:14.799 we'll do some more of these next. It is the 264 00:18:15.079 --> 00:18:19.599 Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. And remember 265 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:21.400 if you miss any part of the show, you can 266 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:27.559 download at iheard Spotify iTunes. Trump said this about the 267 00:18:27.640 --> 00:18:34.359 Venezuelan liaker. Remember, remember the information on that super super 268 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:39.720 super top secret Venezuelan raid. It was leaked to the press. 269 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.680 It was We thought it was a rumor at the time, 270 00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:46.079 but it was leaked to the press. That's not good 271 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:46.440 for this. 272 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:54.240 Found and is in jail right now. And that's the 273 00:18:54.480 --> 00:19:00.279 leaker on Venezuela and a very bad leaker. So there 274 00:19:00.279 --> 00:19:02.119 could be some others that we'll let you know about 275 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:04.920 that we're out on their trail. But the leaker has 276 00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:09.000 been found. On the leakers in jail, and we'll probably 277 00:19:09.039 --> 00:19:10.160 be in jail for a long time. 278 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:13.519 Let's see what happens. Speaking of sending a message that's 279 00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:19.960 incredibly valuable, we have so many disloyal, traitorous pieces of 280 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:24.640 trash inside of our government and around our government that 281 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:28.839 we've just developed this horribly corrupt system for the longest 282 00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:32.240 time where there's a there's a pipeline that goes right 283 00:19:32.279 --> 00:19:38.400 from important government people into communist run media organizations. And 284 00:19:38.559 --> 00:19:42.400 it's more than just the Washington Post publishing a story 285 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:48.519 you don't like. Remember that those things cost lives. We've 286 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:52.960 talked about this before. Submarine service in World War II 287 00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:57.880 was insanely dangerous. Half of our guys died, half of them, 288 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:00.359 half of them. It was something like ninety sen of 289 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:04.039 the Germans died. It's just a death trap down there. 290 00:20:04.319 --> 00:20:07.599 You don't have any armor, you're super slow when you're underwater, 291 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:15.440 and we had we caught a break. Depth charges those 292 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:20.279 are those explosive things that ships, usually destroyers. They'll go 293 00:20:20.400 --> 00:20:22.599 above the sub and they'll drop them into the water 294 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:27.279 and they'll explode at a certain depth. And in a submarine, 295 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:31.319 you're actually fine if the depth charge explodes above you, 296 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:35.359 because explosions travel the path of least resistance, which is 297 00:20:35.359 --> 00:20:37.160 always up when you're under the water, because there's more 298 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:40.559 pressure down right. If it's under you, you're all dead. 299 00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:44.480 If it's beside you, if it's close enough, you might die. 300 00:20:44.519 --> 00:20:46.960 If it's above you, you're fine. It'll scare you, but 301 00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:51.079 they can explode above you all day long. Well, we 302 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:56.359 had a congressman tell a newspaper back then that the 303 00:20:56.480 --> 00:21:02.319 Japanese were setting their depth charges too shallow. He said 304 00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:05.680 that to the newspaper. The newspaper printed it. One of 305 00:21:05.720 --> 00:21:08.559 our admirals, I forget who it was, said that that 306 00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:11.160 quote to the newspaper killed two hundred and sixty eight 307 00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:13.559 navy I think it was two sixty eight. Two hundred 308 00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:16.400 and sixty eight Navy sailors died because of that quote. 309 00:21:17.599 --> 00:21:19.759 It's not just an article in the New York Times 310 00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:23.960 or Washington Post that you don't like. People die. If 311 00:21:23.960 --> 00:21:29.440 one of those new news outlets had printed that we 312 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:34.759 were downtown Caracas, downtown, what if they had known the time, 313 00:21:34.839 --> 00:21:38.400 the location, The surprise was ninety percent of it. What 314 00:21:38.519 --> 00:21:42.160 if they had known. What if instead of waking up 315 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:46.799 one morning in Maduro and is sorry Baduro, Chris, Chris, 316 00:21:46.839 --> 00:21:50.880 you have to roll the ours instead of instead of 317 00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:53.920 them being in custody on the uss Ewo Jima on 318 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:56.680 the way back to New York to stand trial. What 319 00:21:56.759 --> 00:21:59.519 if that morning we woke up and we found out 320 00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:05.200 we had fifty dead soldiers and twenty captured in downtown Caracas. Chris, 321 00:22:05.640 --> 00:22:08.480 you roll the R in Caracas too, That way people 322 00:22:08.599 --> 00:22:13.240 know you're dead. Seriously, American Dad, wakes up speaking fluent 323 00:22:13.400 --> 00:22:21.880 Spanish after a surgery. Maybe that's what happened to me, Chris, No, listen, listen. 324 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:25.480 When I was a kid, I was having problems with 325 00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:31.079 my throat and had to go see the doctor, and 326 00:22:31.160 --> 00:22:37.039 it turns out I had tonselitis, and so on Christmas Eve, 327 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:40.119 because my parents were just like that, on Christmas Eve, 328 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:42.680 I had to go to the hospital and I had 329 00:22:42.680 --> 00:22:47.720 to go under the knife. Now it wasn't all bad 330 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:52.079 because I woke up and the nurses I was young. 331 00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:54.519 I was I bet, I was seventy years older and 332 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:56.680 I wasn't allowed to play video games as a kid. 333 00:22:57.359 --> 00:23:01.559 The nurses were so lovely to me. They wheeled in 334 00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:06.720 a television beside my bed that had a Nintendo. And 335 00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:10.960 because my parents were gone celebrating Christmas Eve without me, 336 00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:14.279 I was able What Chris, why did you think I 337 00:23:14.319 --> 00:23:17.680 was like this? That I was able to play a 338 00:23:17.799 --> 00:23:21.839 Nintendo as much as I wanted. I didn't have a 339 00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:26.480 Nintendo and I finally, but anyway, let's not focus on that. 340 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:31.960 Maybe that's why I'm so fluent in Spanish. Maybe something 341 00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:37.759 happened when I went under, What Chris, I'm fluent in 342 00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:40.519 Mexican too. It's two different dialects. It's two different dialects. 343 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:44.559 It's probably more than you would understand. I can't. I 344 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:48.880 can't break down all the linguini linguistic stuff for you 345 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:53.759 right now. That's one. Two. Remember I've had I've also 346 00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:58.720 had an emergency appendectomy. This happened when I lived and 347 00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:00.920 when I was working in Washington, d for a year. 348 00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:04.440 I had this terrible stomach ache one night, but I 349 00:24:04.519 --> 00:24:06.519 knew it was not normal. It was well beyond a 350 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:10.000 stomach ache. Remember if you ever were if you're ever 351 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:13.160 worried that I'm having an appendicitis, you'll know. Let me 352 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:15.319 tell you what I knew. It was like my whole 353 00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:18.519 not just like my inside on my stomach, it was 354 00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:22.160 like my whole torso hurt up to like the skin. 355 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:25.559 It hurt. It was not normal. This was before bed, 356 00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:28.480 so I just decided to go to bed and sleep 357 00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:31.440 it off. In hindsight, that's kind of thing that can 358 00:24:31.519 --> 00:24:33.839 get you killed. But I wake up the next morning 359 00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:37.559 and obs in the bathroom getting ready, and so I 360 00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:40.319 did what any red blooded American would do, and I 361 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:43.720 got on web MD because everything was still hurting, and 362 00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:45.880 I looked up a couple of things, and I said, hey, 363 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:51.480 ib I think I'm having an appendicitis and I have 364 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:54.880 to go anyway, went to the doctor's office, went to 365 00:24:54.920 --> 00:24:57.680 the hospital. They don't give you any pain meds because 366 00:24:57.680 --> 00:24:59.400 they got to put you into a test. They got 367 00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:01.799 to put you through t Yes, first, I have to 368 00:25:01.799 --> 00:25:04.400 go back to the tests, and said, I come back, 369 00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:07.519 and the nurse comes in, this black lady. She was 370 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:10.440 so freaking cool. She comes in and she says, well, 371 00:25:10.920 --> 00:25:14.079 I got some good news and bad news. And I said, okay, 372 00:25:14.119 --> 00:25:16.200 Well what's the bad news. She said, yeah, you have 373 00:25:16.279 --> 00:25:18.519 an appendicitis and we're gonna have to do an emergency 374 00:25:18.519 --> 00:25:20.279 app and deck to me and cut it out of you. 375 00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:23.039 And I said, well, what's the good news. And she said, 376 00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:25.799 I have a syringe here full of it was some 377 00:25:25.839 --> 00:25:28.559 sort of pain medication I don't know. And she said 378 00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:30.759 I'm about to give it to you, and you're about 379 00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:35.039 to feel so much better. And I said, oh, okay, 380 00:25:36.319 --> 00:25:38.400 and she said maybe I should just give you half. 381 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:41.480 And I was in quite a bit of pain. I said, lady, 382 00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:45.119 I'm two hundred and thirty pounds. Just dumped the whole 383 00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:47.759 bad boy in there. And she said, all right, I'll 384 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:49.799 she was so sweet, she said, I'll do that for you. 385 00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:52.359 I think she called me sweet pea or something like that, 386 00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:55.240 and she just plunged that thing in there. I know 387 00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:57.880 how Keith Richards has felt for the entire one hundred 388 00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:03.119 and fifty years. I always been alive, fantastic. Granted, the 389 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:07.400 recovery was absolutely terrible. It's like a week where everything hurts. Anyway, 390 00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:14.720 maybe that also contributed to me being able to speak Mexican. 391 00:26:15.519 --> 00:26:20.119 That's why I say Maduro, Chris Maduro and Caracas Jesse. 392 00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:25.079 I'm starting to question Trump's understanding of economic theory. Between 393 00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:28.680 fifty year mortgages and now talking about caps on interest rates, 394 00:26:29.079 --> 00:26:32.039 He's operating less like a man than more like a 395 00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:35.200 seventeen year old and economics class. What are we doing? 396 00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:38.680 Trump is a populist. Trump is He has never pretended 397 00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:44.440 to be a traditional conservative type, a super free market guy, 398 00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:47.160 if I'm giving him credit, he has never pretended to 399 00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:50.599 be that. Trump is one of these guys. He believes 400 00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:55.039 that as a businessman, he wants to control this part 401 00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:58.279