WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:04.400 Why have we as a society decided that we're going 2 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:08.240 to post like a lot of pictures on Instagram and 3 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:09.759 call it posting a dump. 4 00:00:10.359 --> 00:00:13.720 I hate that. I hate that so much photo dump. 5 00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:17.879 I heard posting a dump three times and look, I'm disgusting. Fine, 6 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:19.280 I'll accept that accusation. 7 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:21.760 You take that ship to Twitter, not on Instagram. 8 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:24.399 When you say posting a dump, I think I'm gonna 9 00:00:24.399 --> 00:00:27.600 be looking at a toilet, Like that's where my brain goes, 10 00:00:27.839 --> 00:00:28.600 you know, like. 11 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:31.399 There's a there's a corner of the of the Internet 12 00:00:31.440 --> 00:00:33.119 that is just for you, my friend. Yea, if that 13 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:36.159 is what you are into, no shade, but like, be 14 00:00:36.159 --> 00:00:36.640 be real. 15 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:38.039 If you're gonna say post. 16 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:40.119 The dump, yeah, post the dump, not. 17 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:41.439 Posting photos of yourself and. 18 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:44.439 No, no post that dump. 19 00:00:44.359 --> 00:00:46.399 Post that dump truck. I want to see your ass 20 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:49.600 ass in them. Thanks. 21 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:07.480 Hey, I'm Paul in America and this is that aged well. 22 00:01:07.519 --> 00:01:09.760 Yesterday's pop culture today. 23 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:12.040 And we are at the end of July Erica. It 24 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:16.319 is the final Monday in July. Superhero July the straightest, 25 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:18.120 the straightest of genres. 26 00:01:18.280 --> 00:01:21.719 Oh, absolutely the most masculine of genres. 27 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:24.680 Yes, and there is nothing gay about the film that 28 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:27.159 we were talking about today. It is straight as an arrow. 29 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:30.200 Oh my god, it is straight as a Catholic boarding school. 30 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:38.680 Before we get to this non homosexual film Erica, we 31 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:40.560 do have some five star Apple podcast reviews. 32 00:01:40.599 --> 00:01:41.599 Shall we read the first one? 33 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:42.439 Yes? Please? 34 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:46.239 Okay, this is from Locutis Borg. I wonder if this 35 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:48.239 is a Star Trek reference. I'm not getting the Borg 36 00:01:48.319 --> 00:01:51.239 is a Star Trek thing, isn't it it is? They write, 37 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:54.519 We've had to apologize to our kids so many times. 38 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:56.319 Okay, I'm intrigued. 39 00:01:56.560 --> 00:01:59.599 I'm in Locutis Borg writes, this is just a great 40 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:02.599 podcast idea. My wife and I have also gone back 41 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:05.920 and watched some old childhood favorites and been horrified at 42 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:09.560 what we thought was funny or acceptable behavior. These two 43 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:12.599 hosts cracked me up and continuously point out some great 44 00:02:12.639 --> 00:02:16.599 observations that I didn't even notice. No notes. I humbly 45 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:20.159 request that you review Revenge of the Nerds. This is 46 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:22.840 a white whale for this podcast. I've never seen it. 47 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:25.599 From what I've heard, it is rife with sexual assault, 48 00:02:25.719 --> 00:02:30.240 but that's really all I know about it. Yeah, Lakutisborg 49 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:32.639 goes on. We watched it with our two college aged 50 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:36.439 kids recently and had to apologize so many times. 51 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:40.039 College age kids are the worst. They're so judge, they're 52 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:42.159 so judging learning about the world. 53 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:44.560 They're better than us, and they actually are better than us. 54 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:46.319 I think they know better. Yeah, that's the. 55 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:48.319 Problem is they know it and you're like, ah, shit, 56 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:49.240 they are better than us. 57 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:49.560 Yes. 58 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:51.280 They finished the review with I think it would be 59 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:54.319 a great watch for the both of you. You know what, Lakudisborg. 60 00:02:54.479 --> 00:02:57.439 Good for you for having the wherewithal to apologize to 61 00:02:57.479 --> 00:03:00.800 your kids. Don't defend being defensible. Just didn't you know what? 62 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:02.360 It was a different time. 63 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:05.960 It was funny when we were kids. Okay, what can 64 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:06.400 I say? 65 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:09.240 How about rather than judging me, you understand that this 66 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:10.240 is what I have conquered. 67 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:13.840 How about that? How about that? Finn and Heather? 68 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:18.039 Okay, you're absolutely right. 69 00:03:18.199 --> 00:03:21.120 Look, maybe I didn't notice this was terrible when I 70 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:22.800 was fourteen, but now I do. 71 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.319 Yeah, look there, look at me growing. 72 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:29.879 Our next review comes from TC Manga and they write, 73 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:34.120 love you guys. I'm so grateful to have found this podcast. 74 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:39.120 The friendship is obviously beautiful, and I love the reviews 75 00:03:39.120 --> 00:03:41.840 of films I grew up loving. I mean my wedding 76 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:44.159 song was it had to be You from when Harry 77 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:47.319 met Sally. It's wonderful heart emoji. 78 00:03:47.560 --> 00:03:49.000 Oh, I don't. 79 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:51.159 Feel like I've ever heard someone like it had to 80 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:51.400 be You. 81 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:53.039 I've heard as a wedding song, but it never heard 82 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:55.319 it referenced as from when Harry met Sally. 83 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:58.280 I'll admit a lot of my love of that era 84 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:02.319 of music comes from the or efron like sutrack catalog. 85 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:06.400 Yeah yeah, all right, lookudesborg TC Magna. Thank you so 86 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:08.560 much for these reviews. We so appreciate them. If you 87 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:10.719 would like, Hey, that Agebel tope bag, you know what 88 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:13.240 to do? You can email us that Ageble at gmail 89 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:16.199 dot com. You can contact us on social media Instagram. 90 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:18.759 DM is totally fine. Let us know this is you 91 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:20.560 say you want your tote bag and I will send 92 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:25.560 it off for you. Erica, what is this bastion of 93 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:28.959 straight culture that we are talking about today? 94 00:04:29.199 --> 00:04:36.959 Today's Republican nightmare is the nineteen ninety seven super hero 95 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:39.680 film Batman and Robin. 96 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:43.759 Batman and Robin was requested by Chris, by Sophie, by Tony, 97 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:47.920 by Jan, by Marcus, by Austin, and by our patrons. 98 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:51.279 We polled Batman and Robin against Supergirl, and the two 99 00:04:51.279 --> 00:04:53.480 of us were very split, like we didn't know which 100 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:54.199 one we wanted to win. 101 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:55.839 We wanted both to win. We want to do both 102 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:57.319 of them. That's what always happens with these polls. 103 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:59.240 I'm like, what if there was more time, What if 104 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.439 we had more time, What if there were more mondays? 105 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:04.160 What if we changed this podcast to superheroes and just 106 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:05.879 did superhero movies for six months? 107 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:07.480 Then maybe I would get to talk about the X 108 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.879 Men at some point and really torture you for hours 109 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:10.240 on end. 110 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:14.680 I have to say, the movies we got is partially 111 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:17.759 our fault, is not your fault, listeners, but we picked 112 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:18.800 some dumpster fires. 113 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:22.040 He did this genre dirty. 114 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:26.360 But the patrons voted and Batman and Robin won sixty 115 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:29.680 four percent to thirty six percent. So Supergirl and Faye 116 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:32.000 Dunaway as an evil enchantress will have to wait for 117 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:32.600 another time. 118 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:33.680 It'll be another time. 119 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:34.680 Hey, done away month? 120 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:35.480 Say done Away month? 121 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:39.800 Sure, Bonnie and Clyde Chinatown, Supergirl and just Mommy Dearest again, 122 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:40.240 because why not? 123 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:41.560 That's for funzies. 124 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:44.519 So Batman and Robin was written by Akiva Goldsman. It 125 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:47.519 was based on DC Comics characters created by Bill Finger 126 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:51.040 and Bob Kine. It is the fourth and final film 127 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:54.079 in Warner Brothers original Batman series, and the only one 128 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:56.879 in the series with no involvement from Tim Burton. 129 00:05:57.560 --> 00:05:59.040 Boy, you really needed Tim Burton. 130 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:01.920 Yeah, there was an essential component missing. 131 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.399 Yeah, you really needed his input. You needed him to 132 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:07.120 come in and be like, uh no. 133 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:10.680 So it was directed by Joel Schumacher and it stars 134 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:17.480 George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, and Alicia Silverstone. 135 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:22.079 Batman and Robin was so poorly received that it fucking 136 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:26.600 killed the franchise. It calls Warner Brothers to cancel plans 137 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:29.240 for Shoemacher led sequel Batman Unchained. 138 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:32.199 Can you imagine how gay that one would have been? 139 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:34.839 Now ringing in chains? Oh my god, let's do this thing. 140 00:06:35.079 --> 00:06:39.199 Schumacher, Goldsman, and Clooney have all publicly apologized for their 141 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:41.959 roles in the films. Honestly, there's no reason to apology. Yeah, 142 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:43.600 you tried something and it didn't. 143 00:06:43.600 --> 00:06:44.360 Really, it didn't work. 144 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:47.839 It's not bad because it's like it didn't try, you know, 145 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:49.560 And it's not bad because it's offensive. 146 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:51.399 It just fails. 147 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:52.399 Yeah, it just fails. 148 00:06:52.439 --> 00:06:56.000 That's all people. You're allowed to fail. It happens. Shoemacher's 149 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:58.319 insisted that the lion's share of the blame should fall 150 00:06:58.319 --> 00:06:59.959 to him. Well, yeah, you are the director. 151 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:00.360 Yeah. 152 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:03.199 He also pointed out the studio's insistence on making the 153 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:05.639 film more quote unquote toy edic. 154 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:08.160 So they wanted to have more toys. So they needed 155 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:10.360 more gadgets. They need more things that they could make 156 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:11.399 in plastic and sell. 157 00:07:11.240 --> 00:07:14.040 To kids, like a dildo, like a like a batmobile 158 00:07:14.120 --> 00:07:17.720 dildo for children, babies, first dilto Oh, is that what 159 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:19.079 they wanted to sell to children? 160 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:23.199 How many people in the nineties of appropriate age discovered 161 00:07:23.199 --> 00:07:24.600 themselves using a Batman toy? 162 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:25.319 That's the question. 163 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:29.480 How many Batman toys did some poor er surgeons have 164 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:31.439 to remove from someone's rectum. 165 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:34.680 From some suburban father's rectum. He was just trying something. 166 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:37.279 The answer is not zero, not zero. 167 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:42.519 No, the amount of rectal extractions that surgeons have had 168 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:45.680 to do over the years with Batman to these Batmobile 169 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:49.680 toys in the nineties, it is a dick with wings Man. 170 00:07:49.319 --> 00:07:51.639 They show it in the movie. I'm like, that is 171 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:54.079 a fuck. That's a Dick with wings. I swear to 172 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:55.680 god it has a vein down the middle. 173 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:03.759 Kevin Feikey has called the film the most important comic 174 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:08.000 book movie ever made because it's franchise killing failure forced 175 00:08:08.040 --> 00:08:11.319 film studios to rethink how to make comic book movies, 176 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:14.519 leading to Spider Man and X Men franchises in the 177 00:08:14.560 --> 00:08:16.959 early two thousands that were far more successful. 178 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:19.120 That actually does make a lot of sense, because I 179 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:21.199 here's the thing is, we are used to We have 180 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:25.079 now come of age in a world where superhero films 181 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:30.279 are taken extremely seriously. Yeah, but like you forget, and 182 00:08:30.519 --> 00:08:32.840 well I'd forgotten until we started doing this month of 183 00:08:32.879 --> 00:08:36.000 like eighties and nineties crops of superhero movies. They were 184 00:08:36.039 --> 00:08:39.440 all goofy as fuck. No one took them seriously. Yeah, 185 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:40.399 and this one. 186 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:43.519 Was so unseerious that it broke the franchise. 187 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:44.519 It broke the system. 188 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.120 This is also, this is what the comic books were 189 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:48.799 like in the sixties. 190 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:50.159 Like it was, it was silly. 191 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:52.559 I mean, all of my references are Marvel, but like 192 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:55.159 Magneto flying up in the air and declaiming like I'm 193 00:08:55.200 --> 00:08:57.120 the mutant master of Magnetism and I'm going to take 194 00:08:57.120 --> 00:09:00.639 over the like they weren't like nuanced in any way, 195 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:03.600 and like the medium has just grown a great deal 196 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:05.679 and now it's like they're talking about ideas and there's 197 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:08.360 actual metaphors and allegories and all of that stuff. Like 198 00:09:08.840 --> 00:09:10.519 that's not what this movie is trying to be. This 199 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:13.639 movie's trying to be a silly, fun, good time, and 200 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:14.639 boy does it succeed. 201 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:17.440 I have to say, it really does succeed at that. 202 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:19.600 I'm gonna tell you one thing. I had a great time. 203 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:24.039 I did feel bad for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Anytime he's on screen. 204 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:26.240 All I could think of is the makeup job they 205 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:28.360 had to do for him to get in that dumb 206 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.240 fucking costume that doesn't fit that he can barely move 207 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:34.759 in and say the dumbest lines ever committed to film history. 208 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:36.679 I was like, you know what, I'm glad you got 209 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:37.840 to be governor of California. 210 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:39.039 You earned it. Yeah, you earned it. 211 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:39.559 That Okay. 212 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:41.360 I want to talk about this because allegedly there are 213 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:44.080 twenty seven ice punds throughout the movie, and I found 214 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:46.960 myself essentially disappointed in all of them, and I came 215 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:50.120 up with like a bunch more. But how about this. 216 00:09:50.320 --> 00:09:53.480 Why after freezing someone did mister Freeze, never say ice, 217 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:55.480 ice baby, because I. 218 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:57.000 Would have thrown by TV through the window. 219 00:09:57.039 --> 00:10:00.000 That's right, but come on, nineteen ninety seven, that's right now. 220 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:05.559 That probably got cut. Even Schumacher was like, no, I can't. 221 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:07.960 At the beginning of a battle with Batman, he should 222 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:10.919 have said, you know what, my favorite game is freeze tag. 223 00:10:12.120 --> 00:10:12.519 Come on? 224 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:13.759 He's like, how. 225 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:17.399 About how about we reference an obscure Eugene O'Neill play first. 226 00:10:17.919 --> 00:10:20.320 How about we do that in this movie four Children? 227 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:21.919 That was my favorite one. Actually I was in it. 228 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:24.639 I was like, that's great. I enjoyed that. Okay, how 229 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:27.799 come every time after he'd throw out a bomb he 230 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:30.559 didn't say that's a freezer burn. Come on? 231 00:10:32.759 --> 00:10:35.200 Every time it would have gotten funny year, and then 232 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:36.720 it would have gotten unfunny and stupid, and then it 233 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:38.679 would have circled all the way back around to funny 234 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:39.559 by the end of the movie. 235 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:43.679 Yeah, Paul, would you believe if I told you that 236 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:47.480 Batman and Robin has an eleven percent critical reading on 237 00:10:47.639 --> 00:10:51.000 Rotten Tomatoes and a sixteen percent. 238 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:54.120 Audience score, I would believe that. 239 00:10:54.559 --> 00:10:58.320 I would believe that entirely. Yeah, forty percent on cherry Picks. 240 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:01.720 You know, women were not perfect. We're not We're not. 241 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:04.440 We make mistakes, We're not. I we like to like 242 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:07.279 tell like the female of the species being the better 243 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:10.600 of the two genders, the two sexes, and we're right 244 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:15.039 most of the time. This is the one time where 245 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:17.000 ladies have just hit them like stepped on a rake 246 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:18.039 and hit themselves in the face. 247 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:20.039 I have Okay, So I was thinking about this. 248 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:21.559 This is my Let me present a theory to you 249 00:11:21.559 --> 00:11:23.759 as to why this is because I agree with you, 250 00:11:23.759 --> 00:11:25.519 like forty percent. This is not a forty percent good 251 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:26.200 movie on any. 252 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:27.879 Level, on any level. 253 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:31.759 But in nineteen ninety seven a the best performance in 254 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:33.159 the movie Uma Thurman. 255 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:34.639 By four light years. 256 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:35.399 She's killing it. 257 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:37.639 She is killing this movie like it's and and she's 258 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:40.600 fun and she's memorable. She's making all these stupid puns 259 00:11:40.639 --> 00:11:46.720 work like yeah, great. And then the admittedly deeply stupid 260 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:50.759 kind of feminist shit they make. Alicia Silverstone try to 261 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:53.120 say throughout this whole movie, like I wonder if in 262 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:59.440 nineteen ninety seven Batgirl was a step forward for the genre. 263 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:01.639 You won't accept it. 264 00:12:02.320 --> 00:12:03.480 Even if that's true. 265 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:05.679 I think it might be that doesn't make this a 266 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:07.360 good movie. No, no, it does it. It does not 267 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:08.919 like you can't just be like. 268 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.120 It had two female characters and they talk to each other. 269 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:15.759 Therefore it passes the Bechdel test, so forty percent good. 270 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:19.799 No, women can be wrong too, they can be This 271 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:21.639 is a really great example of that. 272 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:25.120 All right, Erica, When did you first see Batman and Robin. 273 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:26.480 Have an insane story about that? 274 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:27.480 Oh? Good? 275 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:31.039 My friends and I were driving to the movie theater 276 00:12:31.159 --> 00:12:34.960 to go see this film Saturday afternoon. We were late, 277 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:37.039 the movie starting in like ten minutes. It was going 278 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:38.639 to take us twenty minutes to get to the theater. 279 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:42.039 So my friend who's driving, I'm in the passenger seat, 280 00:12:42.120 --> 00:12:45.720 she's booking it. The car in front of us doesn't 281 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:49.240 like a really sudden stop, okay, not opposed to, and 282 00:12:49.639 --> 00:12:51.360 it just does a really sudden stop kind of out 283 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:53.240 of nowhere to make a turn because I guess they 284 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:53.879 missed their turn. 285 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:54.320 Yeah. 286 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:58.600 My friend panics, hits the brakes really hard, her car 287 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:03.240 starts to fish tail across a three lanes like highways dramatic. 288 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:06.000 We end up like fish tailing across the highway. Luckily 289 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.559 you haven't hit any cars. But there's cars are creening 290 00:13:08.559 --> 00:13:10.159 out of the way to get like out of our way, 291 00:13:10.679 --> 00:13:13.000 and the car that we're in, there's like a one 292 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:15.000 eighty yeah, ends up in the. 293 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:17.200 Third lane over. We were in the first lane. 294 00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:20.480 Now we're in the third lane over facing the direction 295 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:24.320 of the oncoming traffic, and a car hits us like 296 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:27.840 from front. And luckily that car had like had hit 297 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:29.960 the brakes enough that it was not a big hit. 298 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:32.919 No one was injured. Ok, everyone was fine, but like 299 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:36.080 both cars had damage. It was a whole thing. It was. 300 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:38.600 It's the only car accident I've really ever been in 301 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:40.679 my life. It was so fucking scary. I saw my 302 00:13:40.759 --> 00:13:43.120 life flash before my eyes. Yeah, and it was all 303 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:48.399 because we were ten minutes late to cut to us 304 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:50.759 actually going to the theater to watch that movie. 305 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:53.639 I don't know. A week later, probably we go to 306 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:55.000 see this movie. 307 00:13:55.279 --> 00:14:00.919 Imagine imagine are appointment, Paul. 308 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:07.879 We realized that we almost died to see this nonsense. 309 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:10.840 Young Erica had film opinions too. I bet you were 310 00:14:10.879 --> 00:14:13.519 on a war path. You would have docked Joel Schumacher 311 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.320 in a second if you had an edibility. 312 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:24.639 Was That's my experience I have. I always saw it one. 313 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:27.120 Time in the theater after almost dying to see it. Paul, 314 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:28.399 when did you first see this film? 315 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:30.960 I also saw this in the theater. I don't remember 316 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:32.799 getting there, so I don't think I almost gotten to it, 317 00:14:32.799 --> 00:14:34.759 I almost killed myself or anything like that on the way. 318 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.840 I remember thinking it was terrible. 319 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.080 I do remember even back then being like Uma Thurman, Yes, 320 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:43.320 if this is the movie you're going to do, that 321 00:14:43.440 --> 00:14:46.279 is the performance you need from everybody, Like everyone needs 322 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:47.960 to be at that level to be fair. 323 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:50.240 I think Schwarzenegger is doing his best. 324 00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:52.759 Yeah, because we've talked about how funny Arnold Schwarzenegger can be. 325 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:54.960 But you do kind of have to write to him 326 00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:57.639 because half of the humor is in the accent and 327 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:02.679 the kind of wooden delivery, and like this guy is 328 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:05.120 is is mallifluous in his language a little bit like 329 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:07.080 like he's supposed to be like a tragic hero, a 330 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:10.840 tragic villain, right, like he has this tragic backstory and everything, 331 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:14.480 and like it was probably a miscasting. But I don't 332 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:17.159 think Arnold Schwartzneker is not trying to fulfill the brief 333 00:15:17.200 --> 00:15:19.360 like he's trying. It's just it's it's not his bag. 334 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:24.480 Yeah, did you clock any of the gay I'm gonna 335 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:27.879 call it subject, Sure it's not. But did you clock 336 00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:29.279 any of that when you were watching it? 337 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:31.840 I don't think I did. I don't remember that being 338 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:35.679 the takeaway. I mean I was not out at this time, and. 339 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:37.120 But you were alive and breathing. 340 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:38.399 I was alive in breathing. 341 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:42.399 But I suspect that this was something that I had 342 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:44.919 repressed far enough down that I, even if I had 343 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:47.080 noticed it, I was not going to acknowledge noticing it 344 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:49.799 because now watching him, like, well, how can you not notice? 345 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:52.639 Like when like Chris o'donald is a perfect spin in 346 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:54.679 the air and his ass is perfectly lit for like 347 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:56.519 a second and you're like, well that was just that. 348 00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:59.120 That was on purpose and unnecessary, Like we're good. 349 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:02.399 You know, this movie really does George Clooney a solid 350 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:04.639 because I don't think he is known for his ass, 351 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:06.759 and they make his ass look spectacular. 352 00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:09.759 Yeah, he's got a BBL in this movie. Yeah, all right, Erica. 353 00:16:09.799 --> 00:16:14.120 The tagline of this movie was Heroes, Villains triple Threat. 354 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:15.440 I don't even get it. 355 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:17.519 I think it's supposed to because there's three main heroes 356 00:16:17.559 --> 00:16:19.799 and three main villains, even though Bain isn't on the poster. 357 00:16:20.480 --> 00:16:22.080 I think that's what they're going for. 358 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:25.399 I forget, literally, I saw this movie two nights ago 359 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:27.679 for the like the second time ever. Uh huh, and 360 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:30.360 I forgot Baine was in it already. The Iceman comes 361 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:31.440 really should have been the tagline. 362 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:33.639 Yeah it is clearly yeah, yeah, Like why. 363 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:34.679 If we're gonna use it anyway? 364 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:38.080 Come on, all right, so the iTunes synopsis Shall I 365 00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:38.600 read for you? 366 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:39.320 Mm hmm. 367 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:43.559 George Clooney stars as the mysterious Caped Crusader in this 368 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:48.120 fourth installment of the blockbuster Batman saga. This time he's 369 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:52.600 up against the cold blooded mister Freeze Arnold Schwarzenegger, who 370 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:56.879 has joined forces with theem fatal Poison Ivy Academy Award 371 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:59.960 nominee and Golden Globe winner Uma Thurman Kill Bill Volumes 372 00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:02.679 One and two and the producers to wait a deadly 373 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:06.160 crime spree against the citizens of Gotham City. Armed with 374 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:09.559 a new array of high tech fighting gear, Batman enlists 375 00:17:09.559 --> 00:17:12.359 the help of his Daredevil partner Robin Golden Globe nomine 376 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:14.960 Chris O'Donnell Scent of a Woman, Batman Forever and their 377 00:17:15.000 --> 00:17:19.440 newest secret weapon, Batgirl, Golden Globe nominee Alicia Silverstone, Clueless 378 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:22.440 plast from the Past. It's an action packed thrill ride 379 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:24.960 as the forces of good and evil clashed in the 380 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:30.359 most spectacular Batman ever produced, also featuring Vivika Fox and 381 00:17:30.440 --> 00:17:35.680 supermodels Vendela and El McPherson, directed by Joel Schumacher, Phantom 382 00:17:35.680 --> 00:17:39.240 of the Opera, Phone Booth, Good fucking Board. 383 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:43.000 I also forgot Vivica Fox was in this until you 384 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:45.240 read that, like, and she's in my notes, I wrote 385 00:17:45.279 --> 00:17:47.519 Vivika Fox and then she she's like literally in one 386 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:48.559 scene and she doesn't that's it. 387 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:50.119 I really expected her to come back. I thought in 388 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:53.119 nineteen ninety seven, Vivica A. Fox was Vivica A. Fox, 389 00:17:53.119 --> 00:17:54.000 and I was like, I guess not. 390 00:17:54.240 --> 00:17:56.039 Oh fucking a Greed. I was like, wait, why aren't 391 00:17:56.039 --> 00:17:58.359 you back? What the that's it? That's all you're here for? 392 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:01.279 Good gravy, Paul, do you have an actual synopsis for 393 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:02.039 this hot mess? 394 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:07.279 The actual synopsis for Batman and Robin is there's such 395 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:11.319 a fine line between superhero suit and fetish gear. 396 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:15.079 I mean, finally a superhero film for the Leather Daddy's 397 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:15.759 out there. 398 00:18:16.039 --> 00:18:19.960 Finally a superhero film where I can really picture these 399 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:23.200 superheroes in a fox sling without having to change the 400 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:23.920 outfits at all. 401 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:26.039 There was a foxling in the movie, though, right I 402 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:26.880 think I saw one. 403 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:28.920 You know, I don't think there was, but I remember 404 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:31.880 it too. It's almost like it's incepted into you while 405 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:32.839 you watch this movie. 406 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.559 Was it in the bath house that's in this movie? 407 00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:38.920 There is a fucking bath house in the film. 408 00:18:39.519 --> 00:18:41.839 Not a bathouse, a bath house. 409 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:42.640 Maath house. 410 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:44.079 There's a bath houseuse this. 411 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:48.240 One is like Borderline in DCE. This is for children. 412 00:18:48.599 --> 00:18:51.839 This is for children. This genuinely is a Republican nightmare. 413 00:18:51.920 --> 00:18:54.240 Like this will turn your kids gay. Don't let them 414 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:54.599 watch it? 415 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:59.440 All right, everyone, stick around. We are going to play 416 00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:00.920 a couple of mars here. 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You'll listen to 423 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:16.559 some commercials and then we will be right back to 424 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:18.960 take you through Batman and Robin. 425 00:19:28.039 --> 00:19:30.200 Ladies and gentlemen, We're back. 426 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.599 We're bat Oh, there it is there, It is all right. 427 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:38.799 We open with, of course close ups on nipples, asses 428 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:42.640 and codpieces swathed in rubber and or leather. 429 00:19:43.319 --> 00:19:44.839 Okay, like ended me. 430 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:47.279 In the years since this film has come out, I actually, 431 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:50.000 weirdly enough, also did not clock any of the gay 432 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.559 shit the first time, or if I did, I forgot, 433 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:55.079 Like I just I was beat seething with anger that 434 00:19:55.119 --> 00:19:57.799 I almost died to see this movie. And in the 435 00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:01.680 years since that, and like, no, I've heard this is 436 00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:04.839 like the quote unquote gay Batman film, and I was like, 437 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.960 people can be so like they probably mean that pejoratively. 438 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:09.200 Yeah, no, no, no. 439 00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:14.400 It's not pejorative. It's accurate. From the beginning, from the. 440 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:17.000 First second of the movie, it is a close up 441 00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:20.359 of cod pieces and like leather bound asses. 442 00:20:20.799 --> 00:20:22.039 I'm not not into this. 443 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:25.319 And they look they are not beating the gay accusations 444 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:28.160 because when they had like it's as if they they're 445 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:31.559 pulling up their pants right so they they it's at 446 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:33.799 the last second, so they're fully covered like the rubbers 447 00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:34.799 already over their asses. 448 00:20:35.039 --> 00:20:36.160 But then there's a little jiggle. 449 00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:40.240 Joel Schumacher said, I'm going to make the most fetishistic 450 00:20:40.359 --> 00:20:43.720 children's movie of all time, watch me do it. 451 00:20:43.880 --> 00:20:46.160 And he succeeded to be fair. 452 00:20:46.160 --> 00:20:48.279 In the nineties when they were saying it was pejorative, 453 00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:49.799 but it was also true. 454 00:20:49.559 --> 00:20:50.880 You know what I mean, accurate. 455 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:53.640 Now I'm celebrating it. I'm celebrating it. This is the 456 00:20:53.759 --> 00:20:54.960 gayest fucking movie. 457 00:20:55.200 --> 00:20:55.640 Uh huh. 458 00:20:55.680 --> 00:21:00.000 These two leather rubber bound heroes, our titicular heroes would 459 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:04.119 nipples are of course Batman aka Bruce Wayne, played by 460 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:05.400 George Clooney. 461 00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:08.319 So so deeply, deeply, deeply miscast. 462 00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:11.720 I love George Clooney. If nothing against the man, he's 463 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:15.079 a good actor. This is so I cannot believe they 464 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:17.599 cast him as Batman. It is so insane to me. 465 00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:21.119 But I think he's good as Bruce Wayne. He's just 466 00:21:21.319 --> 00:21:22.559 terrible as Batman. 467 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:24.799 Yes, but that's a little bit important. 468 00:21:24.920 --> 00:21:27.400 No, No, absolutely that you have to be able to 469 00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:30.279 do both to be fair. But like, he's actually very 470 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:32.160 good as Bruce Wayne. There was actually a scene in 471 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:34.400 this where I was like, oh, that actually almost affected 472 00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:37.319 me emotionally, which is not explaining this movie. 473 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:40.799 Imagine Bruce Campbell. Sure it would have worked so well. 474 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:45.079 George Clooney is like Carrie Grant sexy, you know what 475 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:46.960 I mean, Like, it's the wrong kind of section. 476 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:47.759 He's dignified. 477 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:51.359 And so it's also Robin aka Dick Grayson played by 478 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:54.160 Chris O'Donnell. This is a rough go for mister O'Donnell. 479 00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:57.200 I have enjoyed him in the past. I also think 480 00:21:57.240 --> 00:21:59.079 part of the problem is that we were in a 481 00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:01.920 Selma Blair and Real Intention situation where he is twenty 482 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:04.759 seven and the movie wants him to be like twenty yeah. 483 00:22:04.759 --> 00:22:06.920 I think the movie wants him to be like eighteen yeah. 484 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:09.599 And I'm like, that's an adult. 485 00:22:09.400 --> 00:22:11.359 Yeshir, that's a full grown man. 486 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:12.880 That's a person with a mortgage. 487 00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:14.960 Yeah, that's a person who can rent a car. It's 488 00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:16.680 the rerural cortex is fully formed. 489 00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:19.319 Yeah. And he's tasked with saying things like you just 490 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:20.599 you just want it for yourself. 491 00:22:20.680 --> 00:22:21.200 Yeah. 492 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:23.480 He's supposed to play this like petulant kid, and I'm like, 493 00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:25.000 you look dumb man. 494 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:27.960 They must have to shave their entire bodies to get 495 00:22:27.960 --> 00:22:31.160 into those suits. They are waxed for the gods to 496 00:22:31.160 --> 00:22:33.319 get waxed and lubed up like a pig at the 497 00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:33.799 county fair. 498 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:35.000 Because these suits. 499 00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:37.000 Look cheap enough to me that I don't think it 500 00:22:37.039 --> 00:22:39.960 feels like they're made of like not rubber rubber, but 501 00:22:40.079 --> 00:22:42.720 like that thick, foamy rubber whatever whatever. 502 00:22:42.759 --> 00:22:46.839 The rubber equivalent of plether is, yeah, like fake rubber. 503 00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:49.759 Yeah, like I bet you they're actually like snug as 504 00:22:49.799 --> 00:22:50.119 a bug. 505 00:22:53.359 --> 00:22:56.039 All right, So these two get suited up and go 506 00:22:56.119 --> 00:22:58.000 out to fucking a sling, I mean, fight crime. 507 00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:00.720 They're gonna fight crime. Batman gets into the Batmobile. 508 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:04.319 He heads out as Alfred Michael Goff implores him, do 509 00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:07.480 try to bring this one back in one pieza, and 510 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:09.960 Robin hops onto his robin cycle. 511 00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:12.279 I don't know what that's called, and he follows. 512 00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:14.680 He tells Alfred not to wait up, and Alfred says 513 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:17.960 that he'll cancel the pizza, and the hero speed off 514 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:22.000 and Alfred gets a distressed, almost pained expression on his face. 515 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:23.240 Oh no, what's wrong with Alfred. 516 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:25.960 My favorite part of the scene, outside of the ass jiggling, 517 00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:28.599 which I did enjoy, is when they first they do 518 00:23:28.680 --> 00:23:31.440 this long pan up like the Batmobile appears the Dickmobile 519 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:32.799 as you correctly pointed. 520 00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:34.960 Out looks so much like a penis. 521 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:38.799 They pan up to Chris O'Donnell and George Clintony's faces, 522 00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:41.960 and both of them look like they know a mistake 523 00:23:42.039 --> 00:23:46.279 is being made, Like both of them look like oops. 524 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:51.559 Here's some like really pained dialogue of the beginning of 525 00:23:51.559 --> 00:23:52.839 the movie where. 526 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:54.319 And also the middle and the end of the movie 527 00:23:54.359 --> 00:23:56.839 to be fair, like we're. 528 00:23:56.680 --> 00:23:58.759 Like where Robin's like, I want my own car, and 529 00:23:58.799 --> 00:24:01.720 Batman's like, this is why works alone, And you just 530 00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:07.599 see waves of regret over George Cleaney's face, handsome, beautiful 531 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:10.480 face as he's like, oh, this is this is terrible, 532 00:24:10.519 --> 00:24:12.920 but I need to quit. I can't do that, like 533 00:24:13.279 --> 00:24:16.559 why did I agree to this? So Batman and Robin 534 00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:19.480 head to the Gotham Museum of Art as they've been 535 00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:22.599 alerted by Commissioner Gordon pat Hindele that there's a new 536 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:26.440 villain in town, mister Freeze. M We cut to the 537 00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:31.599 museum where mister Freeze aka Victor Freeze played by Arnold Schwartzenega, 538 00:24:32.440 --> 00:24:35.880 freezes security guards and blocks of ice and announces the 539 00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:37.960 Iceman Cometh, which. 540 00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:40.759 Is somehow the least gay thing that's happened in this 541 00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:44.440 movie so far he is shooting people with a penis 542 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:48.000 shaped gun, saying the iceman cometh and it's not that gay. 543 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:52.160 He's also like they painted him like like remember a Goldfinger, 544 00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:54.559 it's the silver version of that where it looks like 545 00:24:54.599 --> 00:24:57.680 it's pixie dust and diamond dust all over his body. 546 00:24:57.799 --> 00:24:58.079 Yeah. 547 00:24:58.119 --> 00:25:01.079 So mister Freeze spots his target, which is an enormous 548 00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:03.480 diamond in the Museum of Art, you know what? 549 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:05.319 Moving on? Moving on, I can't. 550 00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:06.559 They say it's the Museum of Art, but it's so 551 00:25:06.680 --> 00:25:10.400 clearly a natural history museum because a large Brontosaurus model 552 00:25:10.440 --> 00:25:12.079 like features into this movie as well. 553 00:25:12.559 --> 00:25:14.240 It's the natural history museum. 554 00:25:14.359 --> 00:25:17.160 Yeah, he blasts the case apart with his freeze gun. 555 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:19.440 Not an euphemism, Nope, has he in tones? 556 00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:20.599 In this universe? 557 00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:25.160 There is only one absolute everything, please. 558 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:31.720 To which Erica goes. Not vodka. No, it's true, vodka 559 00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:33.799 doesn't freeze. You put it in your freezer forever. It's 560 00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:34.599 not gonna freeze. 561 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:35.160 What if? 562 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:37.640 What if instead he had said he gotten it's time 563 00:25:37.720 --> 00:25:40.880 to roll the ice, and he had like which rolled 564 00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:42.200 the diamond across the floor. 565 00:25:46.119 --> 00:25:48.799 Honestly, you should have written this movie you love a. 566 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:50.720 Pun I do, I really do. 567 00:25:51.039 --> 00:25:52.559 This is your wheelhouse, my friend. 568 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:56.880 So Batman appears by crashing through the skylight and Batman, 569 00:25:57.000 --> 00:25:58.799 enough damage has been done to the museum already. You 570 00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:00.799 didn't need to crash this go He's with the front door. 571 00:26:01.079 --> 00:26:02.880 Is the front door not open? Is there not a 572 00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:04.359 freight elevator you could have taken? 573 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:04.839 Yeah? 574 00:26:05.319 --> 00:26:06.880 I mean to be fair, he's gonna pay for all 575 00:26:06.880 --> 00:26:08.880 the repairs anyway. As Bruce Wayne, so I guess he's 576 00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:11.000 like whatever I have so much. He's the only reason 577 00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:13.799 Gotham City works. He is like Mayor Bloomberg in New 578 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.039 York City. Remember how when Mayor Bloomberg was the billionaire 579 00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:18.839 mayor and everything just kind of worked because he just 580 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:20.839 made short work because hedn't want stink on his name. 581 00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:23.359 He has a billion dollars. That's Bruce Wayne and got 582 00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:24.920 them good. 583 00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:27.200 You know what, Bruce Wayne for Mary. 584 00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:33.359 He confronts mister Freeze, who assures him that you're not 585 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:34.920 sending me to the koola. 586 00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:38.319 Some excellent, truly. 587 00:26:38.599 --> 00:26:42.240 Terrible fight choreography ensues. I mean I'm talking about like 588 00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:45.559 this movie. Watched Goldfinger and said hold my beer on 589 00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:47.960 the fight choreography I can, I can do you one better. 590 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:51.680 Arnold Schwarzenegger is never one who moves with the grease 591 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:54.880 Yeah of a barishna CoV beginning with certainly not but 592 00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.440 the amount he cannot move in the outfit they have 593 00:26:57.519 --> 00:26:59.720 put him in, and the amount that George Clooney also 594 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.200 not move. Did you notice Batman can't turn his head? 595 00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:05.640 That's my favorite part about these movies. He moves like 596 00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:07.680 me after a bad night of sleep. Like his shoulders 597 00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:09.839 in his head are one one fused piece. 598 00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:13.519 So all the fights look so because it's two men, 599 00:27:14.359 --> 00:27:18.160 two middle aged men in outfits they physically cannot occer. 600 00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:24.759 So mister Freeze loses his freeze gun in the melee, 601 00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:28.079 and he summons his ice hockey themed henchmen who are 602 00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:30.839 all on ice but are wearing roller blades, and they 603 00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:34.119 have like plastic skull cod pieces. 604 00:27:34.039 --> 00:27:35.359 The cod pieces. 605 00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:39.079 I wish everyone could see your face. 606 00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:44.920 Eric is so upset the skull cod pieces. 607 00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:45.599 Yeah, uh huh? 608 00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:47.160 Upset or horny? 609 00:27:47.240 --> 00:27:48.319 I don't know both. 610 00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:49.359 They don't know both. 611 00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:51.200 I'm horny and I'm upset about it. 612 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:53.720 Yeah, I'm upset that I'm horny. 613 00:27:54.119 --> 00:27:56.960 He reminded me so much of what's that movie we 614 00:27:57.039 --> 00:27:59.599 watch with the kids in the like the desert ice skins. 615 00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:00.759 Oh, solar babies. 616 00:28:01.079 --> 00:28:04.240 So this was so out of solar babies. Everything is. 617 00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.759 I was like, this is Shoel Schumacher saw solar babies 618 00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:10.640 the night before, like creating the vision board for these characters. 619 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:11.240 Absolutely. 620 00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:14.960 Uh, Mister Free shouts at his hockey henchmen to kill 621 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:19.359 the heeroes, Batman and Robin activate their boots skates by 622 00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:21.400 clicking their heels together like Dorothy at the end. 623 00:28:21.799 --> 00:28:24.680 Okay, no, we gotta talk to this. I'm sorry, I can't. 624 00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:27.119 I'm sorry, I keep interrupting the ball off for every 625 00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:32.079 sentence he says. But like picture chryst O'Donnell and George 626 00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:34.039 Clooney lying on their backs. 627 00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:35.839 They've been knocked over by the hockey henchmen. 628 00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:37.880 Who cares why, Paul. 629 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.359 They're on their backs and their legs are spread no reason. 630 00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:44.559 Because Joel Schumacher needed them on their backs so he 631 00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:49.799 could point a camera right up their taints. And George 632 00:28:49.799 --> 00:28:53.319 Clooney turns to Crystal Donald's like now. Then they lift 633 00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:56.759 their legs up and click their heels like Dorothy and 634 00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:59.799 Wizard of Oz so that the ice skates can come. 635 00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:00.759 Out their shoes. 636 00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:01.200 Huh. 637 00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:10.119 I don't know, like what, I don't know what so. 638 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:18.640 Overtly homosexual iconography in this movie. I was just like, like, 639 00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:20.440 this is in the first five minutes still and I'm 640 00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:22.559 blown away. I like watching it on my teeth on 641 00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:24.160 my couch, going like, oh my god. 642 00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:26.400 Yeah, they look like a gay couple that hired a 643 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:28.039 sex worker over to fuck both of them. 644 00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:29.720 And they're looking at each other holding hands and me like, 645 00:29:29.720 --> 00:29:31.079 who do you think he's gonna choose first? 646 00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:34.160 It's so that though, And I'm not angry at it. 647 00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:35.920 I don't I'm I enjoyed it. 648 00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:37.759 I'm just surprised. 649 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:40.480 What I'm feeling right now is just shocked that this 650 00:29:40.599 --> 00:29:43.920 made it through the studio system without anyone being like, 651 00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:47.960 are we sure we want to do without George Clooney 652 00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.759 being like, by all accounts a very intelligent person being like, 653 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.920 I'm not saying no, I'm just saying, is this this 654 00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:59.319 genre that we want to we want to put this. 655 00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:00.720 In right, all right? 656 00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.160 So Batman and Robin get on their feet and they 657 00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.039 engage the hockey henchman in ice hockey melee, giving mister 658 00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:09.359 Freeze time to beat on a lot of security guards 659 00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:12.359 and retrieve his freeze gun. Our heroes recover the diamond, 660 00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:16.240 but mister free shouts what killed the dinosaurs the ice 661 00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:20.440 age and freezes the enormous Brontosaurus model in the middle 662 00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:23.039 of the room, which collapses under its own weight and 663 00:30:23.119 --> 00:30:24.799 causes more chaos. 664 00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:27.440 I mean, really a meteor did but I guess yeah, 665 00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:28.720 it prompted the ice age. 666 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.200 Then sure, okay, fine, we'll let this one go. We'll 667 00:30:31.240 --> 00:30:32.400 let this one go, let this one go. 668 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:35.279 Like I'm like, you're a doctor, you're a scientist. Soft 669 00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:36.400 for Freeze. He should know about it. 670 00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:39.839 Canonically, a Nobel Prize winning molecular biologist. 671 00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:42.079 The Hockey Henchman get the diamond back. 672 00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:44.559 They slap it like a puck to mister Freeze, who 673 00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:47.480 gets it into his I don't know, freeze tank whatever. 674 00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:48.720 And he's preparing to leave. 675 00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:52.160 Batman leaps in to confront him, but mister Freeze knocks 676 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.880 him back and freezes him to the wall. Okay, uh, huh, 677 00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:58.359 the freeze tank is actually an escape hatch. We're gonna 678 00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:00.240 find out in a minute. That's like a rock ship 679 00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:00.680 to the moon. 680 00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:01.160 Huh. 681 00:31:01.319 --> 00:31:06.839 Fucking don't worry about it. So he he like freezes 682 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:10.039 Batman to the wall like like has his hostage and 683 00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:14.599 it's so sexy right like like Batman's hands are over 684 00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:15.400 his head and he's. 685 00:31:15.279 --> 00:31:18.920 Like, oh no, no, wall. 686 00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.359 Paul and I are both doing it at each other 687 00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:24.480 like dancing. 688 00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:29.319 Oh no, my nipples are hard, get through my rubber 689 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:34.799 suits here. Oh, so the freeze tank becomes the rocket 690 00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:38.000 fires into the air. Robin Bear we had time to 691 00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:40.480 leap onto the outside of the rocket for a ride. 692 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:46.000 Now we have Crystal O'Donnell straddling a rocket that's also 693 00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:47.000 shaped like a penis. 694 00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:49.039 To be here, this one, it should be shaped like 695 00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:50.119 a penis. It's a rocket. 696 00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:51.240 Rockets are phallic. 697 00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:54.200 Has no excuse for the Batmobile. But this literally but 698 00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:56.200 it's very like, it's very that. 699 00:31:56.359 --> 00:31:57.960 It's very ambiguously gay duo. 700 00:31:59.039 --> 00:32:01.839 Mister Freeze tells Batman that he'll freeze to death once 701 00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:05.559 the rocket hits thirty thousand feet He, mister Freeze, injects 702 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:07.599 himself out into the air. He's still holding them to 703 00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:11.279 the diamonds he needs right, Robin manages to get his 704 00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:13.440 way into the rocket to free Batman at like. 705 00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:16.599 Twenty thousand feet up. Yeah, how Robin hasn't passed out 706 00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:18.119 and fall into his untimely desck. 707 00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:19.599 Don't worry about it. 708 00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:21.319 Don't fuck worry about it. 709 00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:24.559 Robin manages to use like a laser beam to like 710 00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:27.480 unfreeze Batman's arms from the wall, and the two of 711 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.480 them escape the rocket. 712 00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:35.200 Unlike go Ahead, Erica tell the audience what happens next. 713 00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:38.119 The two of them use the doors of the rocket 714 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:40.559 that have come off that once they come off, are 715 00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:45.559 in the exact size and shape of surfboards to surf 716 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:51.839 their way back down to Earth from space. From literal 717 00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:56.759 walking space, these two are now air surfing. 718 00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:59.839 This billionaire and a circus performer. That is their qualifications 719 00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:01.519 for one is a billionaire, the other one is a 720 00:33:01.559 --> 00:33:03.200 circus performer, and. 721 00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:06.240 They're surfing air surfing back down to Earth as the 722 00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:08.359 rest of the rocket ship explodes behind them. 723 00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.319 So Batman attacks mister Freeze midair, who's also on his 724 00:33:12.359 --> 00:33:13.720 way back down to Earth because he had some like 725 00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:16.559 butterfly wings come out of his suit. He shakes the 726 00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:21.279 diamond loose again, Robin grabs it and all three lands 727 00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:23.720 safely back on the ground. Because physics has absolutely no 728 00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:27.240 meaning in this in this in this universe, no, no, 729 00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:32.279 the heroes start chasing mister Freeze through the sewers, and 730 00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:37.799 eventually mister Freeze hits Robin with his freeze ray, stating stay. 731 00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:38.680 Cool, bird boy. 732 00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:41.680 He takes the diamond out of Robin's iced upped hand, 733 00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:44.440 and Batman has no choice but to thaw Robin out 734 00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:47.480 because mister free says he only has eleven minutes before 735 00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:50.519 Robin bites it. For the eleven minutes thing is kind 736 00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:52.480 of like it's held throughout the movie, but it has 737 00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.599 no meaning. If you were encased in ice like this, 738 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:56.319 you would be dead as soon as you suffocated, which 739 00:33:56.319 --> 00:33:59.640 would not take eleven minutes, and he lets mister Freeze 740 00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:04.880 escape ape with the diamond. Batman picks up Robin, who's 741 00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:09.079 frozen a full grown man in body armor in case 742 00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:12.679 de ice as if he weighs approximately forty pounds. 743 00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.199 Not forty pounds, by asshole. We picked him up like 744 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:16.400 a bag of groceries. 745 00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:20.360 We cut to a lab in Brazil, which I'm learning 746 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:25.039 in real time is Brazil. It's poorly lake with a 747 00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:29.079 greenish glow, filled with vines and plants, snakes and spiders. 748 00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:32.239 It's my worst nightmare. Yeah, and we meet the mousey 749 00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:37.320 doctor Pamela Issley played by the great Uma Thurman. 750 00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:41.000 No notes on Uma Thurman in this movie. 751 00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:44.159 She is so much better than this film has any 752 00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.239 right to ask her to be. 753 00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:47.800 So she's speaking her notes into a recorder and we 754 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:52.000 hear the following line, Drats, My experiment to make the 755 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:56.079 dendronium or kid with the South American rattlesnake have failed again. 756 00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:58.679 But I still have high hopes for the animal plant 757 00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:01.599 cross breedings. If only I can find the correct dose 758 00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:03.920 of venom, these plants will be able to fight back 759 00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:07.480 like animals. I will have given Flora a chance to 760 00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:10.039 fight against the thoughtless ravages of man. 761 00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:11.760 I mean, take a seat. 762 00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:13.519 He was in the Amazon with my mom when she 763 00:35:13.559 --> 00:35:16.800 was researching spiders just before she died. This is camp, 764 00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:20.639 this is campus, and she is playing it to the hilt. 765 00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:24.719 I mean, like the angry mad scientist trying to figure 766 00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:28.079 it out, trying to understand. She's not even a mad scientist. 767 00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:30.280 I mean, she's a little bit mad scientist at this point, 768 00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:32.440 but she's gonna get way more mad scientists. 769 00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:33.840 In like twenty minutes. 770 00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:37.119 We hear a scream, not from her lab, from like 771 00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.760 an adjacent lab, and she goes on to complain that 772 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:43.880 doctor Woodrw is taking her venom samples back to the 773 00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:48.760 Gilgamesh wing of the laboratory. Okay, okay, okay, there's more 774 00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:52.239 wings here. Yeah, And she's like, what is he doing 775 00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:56.519 back there with venom that's making grown men scream all 776 00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:57.039 the time? 777 00:35:58.079 --> 00:36:00.880 What is is this like a we work for mad scientist? 778 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.239 Like what is this space that they're in? That's like 779 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:08.559 it's like half abandoned, like it's it's all very confusing. 780 00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:10.679 But that's exactly it. It's like it's a we work 781 00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:11.280 for magnet. 782 00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:18.000 Doctor Esley can't take the suspense anymore, Erica, she has 783 00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:19.599 to know, she has to know what's going on in 784 00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.760 the Gilgamesh Wing. So she pushes through the large door 785 00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.239 and she sneaks into the lab and she sees doctor 786 00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:29.440 Jason Woodrew John Glover also no notes on John Glover 787 00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:33.559 fucking incredible in this movie. He's doing a demonstration to 788 00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:37.360 a group he refers to as the Ununited Nations, a 789 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.679 group that I was briefly concerned would be the only 790 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:41.079 people of color in the whole movie. 791 00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:42.880 Good news, they're. 792 00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:43.920 Not bad news. 793 00:36:44.039 --> 00:36:46.519 If you haven't seen the film, just imagine a panel 794 00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:49.400 of people. Uh, there's a delegate from let's say Asia. Yep, 795 00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:53.280 there's a delegate from let's say Africa. Imagine there's a 796 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:54.880 delegate let's say from South America. 797 00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:55.199 Huh. 798 00:36:55.800 --> 00:37:02.920 Imagine the broad stereotypes can for all those demographics. You did, 799 00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:03.719 you done it. 800 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:07.039 He announces, And this very much confused me. He announces 801 00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:11.920 the last surviving quote unquote volunteer, a small man who 802 00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:15.119 is a serial killer in prison for life. This volunteer 803 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.639 is strapped to the table. A mask is pulled over 804 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:22.199 his head as doctor Woodrew administers his super Soldier serum 805 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:26.960 code named venom. Okay, if he is the last surviving volunteer, 806 00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:30.400 we just heard someone screaming. Just heard it, yeah, which 807 00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:34.920 implies that the second to the penultimate surviving volunteer has 808 00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:37.519 just met his or her maker. Sounded like a man's scream. 809 00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:39.000 I would I would guess it was a man that 810 00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:42.079 was dying in there. But now you're demonstrating this product 811 00:37:42.119 --> 00:37:45.480 for all of these people, And do you know that 812 00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:46.199 it's gonna work? 813 00:37:46.320 --> 00:37:48.360 That implies that he was gonna get on the call. 814 00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:51.079 He's dialing into the zoom yeah, yeah, and he's about 815 00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:52.639 to hit the password for Zoom and he's like, you 816 00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:54.639 know what, let me try this one last time. 817 00:37:54.679 --> 00:37:56.719 Make sure, make sure this one's gonna stick. 818 00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:59.599 Yeah, And the guy dies and he's like, oh no, 819 00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.119 and like the zoom is like is like all your 820 00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:04.320 other callers are on the zoom and you're like, fuck. 821 00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:05.280 They're waiting to be let in. 822 00:38:05.480 --> 00:38:07.519 Everyone else is in this meeting. What do I do? 823 00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.559 And then he like starts the meeting and he's like, so. 824 00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:13.559 Strits to vamp a little bit. He's like, hey, so 825 00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.239 where do y'all come from? To like how is your flight? 826 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:17.559 Did you get a good hotel? 827 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.039 Let's do some icebreakers? What emoji do you use most 828 00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:25.079 off on your phone? Mine is the fire? What's what's yours? 829 00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:25.719 What's yours? 830 00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:29.039 So he administers this to the to the last surviving volunteer. 831 00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:32.679 The man screams as his body swells into an enormous, 832 00:38:33.079 --> 00:38:37.559 muscle bound new form. Doctor Woodrew gloats about his quote 833 00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:41.840 unquote ideal killing machine, who he calls Baane. 834 00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.679 So the man that they use is the volunteer is 835 00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:48.280 a serial killer from Mexico. 836 00:38:48.559 --> 00:38:48.920 Uh huh. 837 00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:51.000 And he's got it like a Hispanic name. And at 838 00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:52.440 first I was a little annoyed by that. 839 00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:54.239 I was like boo. I was like, why are we 840 00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:56.639 making the serial killer Hispanic? I don't like it? But 841 00:38:56.800 --> 00:39:01.639 then the bean mask looks like a Luta mask from 842 00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:05.519 like Mexican wrestling, and I was like, actually, I love it. 843 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:07.800 Okay, around, I. 844 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:08.960 Don't think this is offensive. 845 00:39:09.119 --> 00:39:10.440 I kind of think it's fun. 846 00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:14.000 Bain starts to rage and rip through the chains holding 847 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:17.320 him down and the chaos. Doctor Woodrew is like, ooh, 848 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.360 doctor Isley, are you in here watching my super secret 849 00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:26.039 conference call with all the with the world's most evil people. 850 00:39:26.519 --> 00:39:28.199 He quickly hurries her out of the room. 851 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.400 He's like, I need to sell my work because the 852 00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:33.679 original sponsor for all of our labs mine and yours included, 853 00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:34.519 have cut the funding. 854 00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:37.800 YEP, I can't imagine why. 855 00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:41.000 And doctor Woodrew says to doctor Eisley that without your 856 00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:44.239 research he could never have gotten as far as he 857 00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:47.440 has gotten. He's like, in fact, we should join forces 858 00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:50.199 and since all of our funding is cut, and like, 859 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:53.920 use the profits of Bain to continue both of our work. 860 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:57.880 And then she does the thing that all all hapless 861 00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:01.079 victims in these movies do, and instead of saying, yes, 862 00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:03.960 you're right, we should in fact, I'm going to go 863 00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:07.440 out right now and get some papers and pens to 864 00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:08.280 write down. 865 00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:08.880 All of our plans. 866 00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:10.559 Yeah, I'm going to go get a whiteboard and a 867 00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:12.679 dry erase board. Is it? What else do you do? 868 00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:13.599 You want me to pick up lunch. 869 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:15.480 I'm going to go drive to staples. 870 00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:17.159 Yeah, I'm going to get in my car and I 871 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:19.880 will absolutely be back in fifteen minutes. 872 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:20.679 Do not worry. 873 00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:21.599 You know what I'm going to get. 874 00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:24.559 I am going to get so many of those alligator 875 00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:27.840 clips so we can clip clip our plans together and properly. 876 00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.000 I'm gonna get a filing cabinet. We need a filing cabinet. 877 00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:32.480 Well, we need a murder board. Let's do a murder board. 878 00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:33.920 Is there is there a place I can get red 879 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:34.679 string around here? 880 00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:35.320 Let's do that. 881 00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:36.039 Let's do that. 882 00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:39.039 If I'm not back in four hours, don't worry. I 883 00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:42.079 really didn't go to the airport, yeah and fly back 884 00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:42.840 home immediately. 885 00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:43.199 Yeah. 886 00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:44.480 I just probably had to go to a couple of 887 00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:46.559 different staples to get all the supplies we need for 888 00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:47.800 all of our really good plans. 889 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:50.719 Yeah, because they don't really have good, well stocked staples 890 00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:52.920 in this region of the Amazon forest. 891 00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:54.119 That we're both in for some reason. 892 00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:55.480 I'm also I just want to let you know I 893 00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:57.679 did notice I am short on beakers, so I'm going 894 00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:00.840 to make a quick trip to the chemistry lab supply store, which, 895 00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:03.000 as you know, is on the opposite side of town 896 00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:03.840 from this store. 897 00:41:03.639 --> 00:41:06.320 And the ladies bathroom is needing in need of tampons. 898 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.960 I'm gonna also go run by the pharma seat pick 899 00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:09.840 up some tampons. 900 00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:10.599 Do you need anything? 901 00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:15.440 Do you need anything like some sads for your research? 902 00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:16.679 No, we're good, We're good. 903 00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:21.159 But that's not what Doctor Eisley says. That you are 904 00:41:21.559 --> 00:41:25.039 a monster. When I'm through with you, you won't be 905 00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:28.519 able to get a job teaching high school chemistry, to 906 00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:32.280 which Erica was like, he really shouldn't be teaching high school. 907 00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.519 Anything, that's true anything. 908 00:41:33.599 --> 00:41:36.519 So she basically calls him a psycho, and doctor Woodry 909 00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:40.400 is like, well, I can respect your opinion of me 910 00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:44.039 and my work. Sadly, i am not good at rejection, 911 00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:47.119 for I am a man, and I'm afraid. 912 00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:49.400 You will have to die. 913 00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.760 So he shoves her over a table in the lab 914 00:41:53.079 --> 00:41:55.840 and buries her in all of her specimens. The floor 915 00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:59.960 collapses beneath her, as it like disintegrates under all these talk, 916 00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:04.920 and doctor Woodrew watches and says, yes, yes, let the 917 00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.519 poison and toxins burn a gray for you deep into 918 00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:09.440 the earth you. 919 00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:10.840 Love so much. 920 00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:15.000 Bye bye, dear, And then he turns around and says, 921 00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:17.880 fellow maniacs, bidding begins. 922 00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.039 I wish the entire film had been this. This scene 923 00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.719 between the two of them is so much fun. 924 00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:25.360 These two the villains. 925 00:42:26.119 --> 00:42:28.159 So we cut to the bat cave where the team 926 00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:31.239 is out of costume and doing some research on mister Freeze. 927 00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:34.679 So this is just a complete exposition dump. It turns 928 00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.239 out that mister Freeze was once a Nobel Prize winner 929 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:40.719 in molecular biology. Like we said before, he was researching 930 00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:44.320 away to cryogenically freeze his wife who was ill with 931 00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:50.159 quote unquote MacGregor syndrome while he searched for a cure. Unfortunately, 932 00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:52.760 he wound up falling in one of those pesky tanks 933 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:55.400 of chemicals that always seemed to be lying around in 934 00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:58.039 these situations. Erica, very unfortunate. 935 00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:00.079 How many times are they going to go to this well? 936 00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:01.800 I can't imagine how many. 937 00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:04.800 Times went to it with I poison ivy. That's the 938 00:43:04.880 --> 00:43:07.920 Joker origin story like, stop going to. 939 00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:11.639 This well, stop going to chemical factories, future supervillains, and 940 00:43:11.679 --> 00:43:12.840 everything will go much better. 941 00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:17.159 This poisonous green gunky well yeah, and then later in 942 00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:17.960 the movie. 943 00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:20.840 Uh huh uh huh yep, later in the fucking movie, 944 00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:23.920 Robin is going to fall into one of these uh huh, 945 00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:28.280 and there are no consequences. And there are no consequences. 946 00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:29.760 You know what, when we get there, I'm gonna explain 947 00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:32.360 to you what happened. I'm gonna explain to you what happened. 948 00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:35.400 I dare you to try. 949 00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:37.639 So. 950 00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:41.719 Now, mister Freeze, after being submerging, these chemicals can't live 951 00:43:41.719 --> 00:43:44.679 in a normal temperature. He must wear a special cryogenic 952 00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:48.559 suit that is powered by diamonds to survive. Right, his 953 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:52.079 body temperature must be kept at absolute zero at all times. 954 00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:53.719 So that's what these diamonds are powering. 955 00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:57.159 So Bruce and Dick, who I forget Robin's name isn't Robin? 956 00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:00.000 Every time they call every oh my god, every time. 957 00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:07.239 Every time Alfred says master Dick, my heart grows like 958 00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:07.920 the gurge. 959 00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:10.280 Yes, mastered, Dick. 960 00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:12.480 Bruce musta Dick. 961 00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:18.519 That is so weird that, like I understand the relationship 962 00:44:18.880 --> 00:44:22.079 that they are portraying, but like that that people who 963 00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:26.400 were employees, paid employees used to have to call the 964 00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:27.480 people who paid the master. 965 00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:31.440 Thank god Alfred's a white man. Thank god he's being 966 00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:32.400 played by a white man. 967 00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:35.119 And when Alisa Silverstone shows up, she has a breath 968 00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:36.039 of fresh goddamn. 969 00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:37.960 Yeah, she's like, this is fucking weird. 970 00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:41.760 Like they're all like, no, it's not. It's so normal. 971 00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:45.000 It's so normal for this old old man to still 972 00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:49.000 be cleaning everything in this house. Yeah, it appears that 973 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:53.400 Wayne Manor has exactly one employee, and that is a 974 00:44:53.559 --> 00:44:57.599 ninety five year old man with McGregor's. 975 00:44:56.920 --> 00:45:02.119 Syndrome spoiler alert, Erica, who needs. 976 00:45:01.800 --> 00:45:05.119 To fucking clean the entire house every day. 977 00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:08.000 The entire house is so ugly, it's all marble that 978 00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:08.960 reflects dirt. 979 00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:13.960 Yes, who is doing all the work. Who's ironing their underwear? 980 00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:15.199 Is that Alfred too? 981 00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:17.480 The one time we see Alfred laid up in the 982 00:45:17.599 --> 00:45:19.559 in a matter of days, there's just. 983 00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:22.599 Clothes, goes gardens everywhere. 984 00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:26.119 Immediately, everything goes great gardens. 985 00:45:26.119 --> 00:45:30.039 When Alfred is there's three able bodied superheroes in the 986 00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:32.400 the time like living there and they're just like, I 987 00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:34.559 can't be bothered to put the rest of this leftover 988 00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:35.760 pizza in the refrigerator. 989 00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:37.840 Bruce doesn't know how to do laundry. He just buys 990 00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:40.320 new clothes every time. He every time, every time he 991 00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:42.000 shots in a pair of underwear, he's like, well, these 992 00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:44.320 go into the garbage. Now, I guess I'll get another 993 00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:45.320 one to be fair. 994 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.360 Every time I shirt a pair, they also in the garbage. 995 00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:50.840 That's true. If you shart in a pair of underwear, 996 00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:52.599 let it go, but let it go, let it go? 997 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.440 Yeah, fine, I mean unless you I don't spend a 998 00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:57.639 lot of money on underwear, so I can't I have 999 00:45:57.760 --> 00:45:58.360 that luxury. 1000 00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:00.920 But if you don't buy fancy where is what we're saying? 1001 00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:02.239 Really so? 1002 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:05.480 Bruce and Dick, whose name is not actually Robin, although 1003 00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:09.159 in my brain is just Robin that's his name. What 1004 00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:09.800 if his name? 1005 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:12.760 What if his like superhero name was his real name 1006 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:14.440 and it was like Batman and Dick. 1007 00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:22.000 The movie becomes less ambiguously gay every every adjustment we 1008 00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:27.000 make to it. Dick Man, dick Man, dick boy, Oh, 1009 00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:28.599 dick boy. No, No, can't do dick boy. 1010 00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:31.400 He's a bick boy. Sorry. That's what's the rule of Paul, 1011 00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:33.239 I don't know what to tell you. He's underage. 1012 00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:37.480 He is dick boy, dick boy, dick lad, dick Lad, 1013 00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:38.079 dick lad. 1014 00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:40.639 Sounds like a like a like a like a like 1015 00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:41.639 a movie star from the. 1016 00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:43.880 Thirties and a porn star from the eighties. 1017 00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:46.559 Yeah, both both. Yeah, So the two. 1018 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:48.840 Of them, Batman and Robin, because I refuse to call 1019 00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:52.639 him dick anymore, set a chap for mister Freeze using 1020 00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:55.159 the diamonds that are part of the Weien fortune, because 1021 00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:55.679 of course they. 1022 00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:59.239 Are, no doubt they were acquired through absolutely above board means. 1023 00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:00.719 They don't belong to anyone else. 1024 00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:03.440 No, no, no, these are not blood diamonds. It's fine, 1025 00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:04.280 don't worry about it. 1026 00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:05.360 We'll learn later. 1027 00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.480 They're called the Heart of Isis, which has no Egyptian 1028 00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:08.519 overtones whatsoever. 1029 00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:12.280 They get into a pissing match about Robin taking too 1030 00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:15.360 many risks during battle. Yeah, he's like, Dick, you have 1031 00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.920 to protect yourself. You're very sensitive, Dick. 1032 00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:19.760 You have to get into the condom before you go 1033 00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:22.480 into battle. What if you may dick into a full 1034 00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:24.119 body condom? 1035 00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:30.599 Dick, You're very sensitive. You go off very easily. You're 1036 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:33.119 a young Dick. You don't know any better, Dick. 1037 00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:35.400 Dick, you're primed to blow at any moment. 1038 00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:37.440 Yeah, you're way too much of a hot head, Dick. 1039 00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:39.159 Yeah, when you're a hard headed dick. 1040 00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:44.480 Well, yeah, once you get hard, you blow. And sometimes 1041 00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:46.079 a little restraint is what's needed, Dick. 1042 00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:47.639 Lay back and think of England. 1043 00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:49.079 Dick, exactly exactly. 1044 00:47:49.320 --> 00:47:51.679 Bruce is like, you need to train more instead of 1045 00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:55.719 just like throwing yourself into these dangerous situations, which is 1046 00:47:55.960 --> 00:48:00.840 such reasonable advice that Dick will and just throw in 1047 00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:02.559 his face and be like, it's your fault because you 1048 00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:04.000 don't know how to trust anyone, because you don't. 1049 00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:05.800 Know how to love, because you're just some stupid orphan. 1050 00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:08.039 And then he like stomps off, and I'm like, you're 1051 00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:12.119 also a stupid orphan. A and b he's your employer. 1052 00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:14.280 He keeps saying things like that's not how you treat 1053 00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:17.400 a partner, and I'm like, what planet are you his partner? 1054 00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:18.880 He's your employer. 1055 00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:22.719 Alfred for some reason, takes the kid's side and he's like, 1056 00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:27.719 perhaps Master Dick has a point. Bruce says, look, I 1057 00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.480 trust you, Alfred, so I obviously do know how to trust. 1058 00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:32.599 And then Alfred's like, but I won't to be around forever, 1059 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:33.440 and then. 1060 00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:37.199 He casts into a handkerchief and shows the blood to 1061 00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:41.119 the camera like Nicole, and he's. 1062 00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:42.920 Like, I won't be around forever, and Bruce is like, 1063 00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:45.920 you sure you will. You're gonna live to be a thousand. 1064 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:47.599 I'm sure who wills? A I gonna be able to 1065 00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:48.960 hire to clean this fucking place. 1066 00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:52.280 At this point, the movie decides to treat us to 1067 00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:56.679 like a Bruce Wayne fever dream flash like memory sequence 1068 00:48:56.920 --> 00:48:59.119 where he sees himself as a little boy who falls 1069 00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:02.039 and scrapes his knee and Alfred comes to help him 1070 00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:05.079 because again his parents died. 1071 00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:08.039 Uh huh, and yet left no one in. 1072 00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:11.119 Charge of their kid, correct except for their butler. That 1073 00:49:11.280 --> 00:49:13.880 is unfair butler. 1074 00:49:15.679 --> 00:49:17.000 So we cut back to Brazil. 1075 00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:20.559 Doctor Woodrew has made his seal and is quite happy 1076 00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:25.079 with how the whole evening has gone. Unfortunately, Erica, things 1077 00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:28.679 take a turn for the worse when a rumbling sounds 1078 00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:34.039 and the hole where doctor Eisley disappeared glows purple, and 1079 00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:38.199 doctor Isley reappears, rising up like Venus on the half shell, 1080 00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:41.960 her mousey glasses, her gone, her fire engine red wig 1081 00:49:42.039 --> 00:49:45.320 is in place. She's wrapped in vines and stretching like 1082 00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:49.360 a femme fatale. She's no longer Pamela Issley. She is 1083 00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:54.119 poison ivy. And she draws doctor Woodrew close to her 1084 00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.679 and she kisses him as she coos at her lips 1085 00:49:57.079 --> 00:50:01.960 have been filled with then um and doctor Woodrew dies 1086 00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:05.480 from her kiss, and Uma Thurman starts to metaphorically to 1087 00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:08.920 the scenery as she goes about destroying the lab. She 1088 00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:12.519 definitely winds up Eartha kit Or like May West, but 1089 00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:14.880 in this scene she's like Betty Davis, like she hasn't 1090 00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:15.800 quite found it yet. 1091 00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:17.639 In this scene, I feel like she's. 1092 00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:19.639 Going through all of them. Honestly, I think it's a 1093 00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:23.199 choice that she is making to like throughout the movie 1094 00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:26.719 reference because there's a full Marlena Dietrich moment like that 1095 00:50:26.920 --> 00:50:29.280 is meant to be a Marlene Dietrick moment later in 1096 00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:31.559 the movie, and I'm like, oh, maybe she's doing like 1097 00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:33.480 a Golden Age of Hollywood divas thing. 1098 00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:35.559 Yeah, she's cycling through because this is I feel like, 1099 00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:36.760 this scene is Betty Davis. 1100 00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:38.840 I agree with you. I fully agree with you. Like 1101 00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:41.960 I do think that's the choice she's making, and it's 1102 00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:43.360 excellent excellent. 1103 00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:46.559 She lights the lab on fire, and as she does, 1104 00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:48.559 she notices the name on one. 1105 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:51.840 Of the Beaker's Wayne enterprises. 1106 00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:54.400 And she hears Bain roaring in the other room, presumptively 1107 00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:56.880 having murdered all of the Ununited Nations people who didn't 1108 00:50:56.920 --> 00:50:59.199 purchase his services. I don't know what happened in there. 1109 00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:02.239 And she says, come along, Bain, dear, because for some 1110 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:03.800 reason she has. 1111 00:51:03.679 --> 00:51:04.519 Power over Bain. 1112 00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:06.119 This makes no sense. 1113 00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:07.719 I think what the movie wants. 1114 00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:09.679 It's like we will learn that that poison ivy has 1115 00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:12.679 like pheromone powers to control men, and in the comics 1116 00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:13.519 it's both men and women. 1117 00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.360 It feels like it's only men in this movie. But 1118 00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:16.559 not clear anyway. 1119 00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:19.199 I think the implication is that she is dosing him 1120 00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:23.039 with her pheromones and so he is, you know, enraptured 1121 00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:25.360 by her at all times, but they never once show 1122 00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:26.400 her actually doing that. 1123 00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:27.159 Wait. 1124 00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:31.320 Cut to mister Freeze's hideout in an abandoned ice cream factory. 1125 00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:34.039 Freeze is trying to get his hockey henchmen to sing 1126 00:51:34.119 --> 00:51:36.800 for him. Of all the henchmen, this is the worst 1127 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:37.880 henchman job, right. 1128 00:51:37.960 --> 00:51:40.880 I have that exact note. This has gotta be the worst. 1129 00:51:41.159 --> 00:51:44.519 This is the worst henchman job in Gotham. Like Joker, 1130 00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:48.079 maybe's volatile and mean to his henchmen, absolutely, but nothing 1131 00:51:48.239 --> 00:51:52.639 like the like the psychological torture that Freeze does to 1132 00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:54.440 his men, who he forces to wear. 1133 00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:55.800 First of all, he's. 1134 00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:01.519 Like sexually confusing outfits, and he's trying to get them 1135 00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:04.519 all to sing like the Mister Freeze song, the Freeze 1136 00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:07.440 Meister song or whatever from like the from like I 1137 00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:09.159 can't remember which cartoon is. I think it's I think 1138 00:52:09.159 --> 00:52:11.039 it's Frost with a Snowman or something one of those, 1139 00:52:11.519 --> 00:52:13.760 and like they're not doing it right and they're all 1140 00:52:13.960 --> 00:52:17.159 literally freezing to death in this ice cold environment because 1141 00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:18.559 they're not cold blooded. 1142 00:52:18.239 --> 00:52:18.880 The way he is. 1143 00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:22.119 There's not enough health insurance in the world make me 1144 00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:23.039 take this gig. 1145 00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:24.639 And I'm gonna say it right now. I don't think 1146 00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:26.840 Freeze is providing health insurance. I don't think he is. 1147 00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:28.599 Oh, I would like to think he is. 1148 00:52:28.920 --> 00:52:31.159 You would like to think so, but I question that 1149 00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:32.119 he comes from. 1150 00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:37.480 Probably like a socialist leaning European country. He believes in 1151 00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:40.760 universal health care. This is also when we meet his 1152 00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:44.800 assistant that shows up in one scene never fucking again, 1153 00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:49.920 Miss b Haven, I kind of love it. 1154 00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:52.920 Actually, I just don't know why it isn't ice themed 1155 00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:53.719 in some way. 1156 00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:56.440 None of this makes any sense. She's played by Vivica 1157 00:52:56.480 --> 00:53:01.599 A Fox. She is horney for doctor Freeze. 1158 00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:01.960 Yeah. 1159 00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:03.719 She tries to get a little something going on with 1160 00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:06.079 mister Freeze, but he's like, I only have eyes for 1161 00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:06.679 my wife. 1162 00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:08.960 Yeah, he says that, and I'm like, how do you 1163 00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:12.559 not put a pun here? Do you want some Freeze 1164 00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:16.199 with that shake to like like scare her off, you know, 1165 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:17.519 like something like that. 1166 00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:19.199 Because that's not going to scare any woman off. 1167 00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:21.159 Well, you gotta put the right spin on it. 1168 00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:25.840 Yeah, that's that, Like, yes, yes, sir, I would, Yes, chef. 1169 00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:32.840 You're a tough hoe to snow something like that. But 1170 00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:34.480 we shouldn't call it a fox a hoe? 1171 00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:35.199 That's that? 1172 00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:36.760 That that one flies, well. 1173 00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:38.239 It's ninety seven. 1174 00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:40.280 I don't I think a fox would be like you 1175 00:53:40.280 --> 00:53:42.719 know what, a puns upon you, guys, mister Freeze. Then 1176 00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:46.920 villain monologues about how he only needs one more gigantic 1177 00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:48.519 diamond and then. 1178 00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:50.800 He'll be able to hold Gotham ransom. 1179 00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:54.400 His plan is to create an ice ray like that 1180 00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:58.039 will freeze the city, or threaten to that the city 1181 00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:00.440 will have no choice but to give him the money 1182 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:04.239 he needs to complete his research and find a cure 1183 00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:08.239 for McGregor's syndrome and his wife who then he can. 1184 00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:10.960 Unfreeze, and I guess in maybe the processes will find 1185 00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:14.519 a cure for him. Wayne Industries would write so many 1186 00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:15.320 grants to this. 1187 00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:17.679 Man if he just asks, did you just ask Bruce Wayne? 1188 00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:18.760 None? If this makes any sense? 1189 00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:21.719 And also like again, this is all for actual science, 1190 00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:23.679 Just do the science. 1191 00:54:24.199 --> 00:54:26.840 He goes into this like secret alcove and he gazes 1192 00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:29.880 as his wife who waits. In suspended animation. 1193 00:54:29.719 --> 00:54:32.960 We cut to Wayne Manor and the doorbell rings and 1194 00:54:33.039 --> 00:54:37.639 Dick rushes to get it. Outside, he finds Barbara Wilson 1195 00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:42.199 played by Alicia Silverstone. She is Alfred's niece. Alfred is 1196 00:54:42.239 --> 00:54:45.159 thrilled to see her. She is thrilled to see Alfred. 1197 00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:47.199 She is in all the way from England. And before 1198 00:54:47.199 --> 00:54:49.840 you ask Erica, no, Alicia Silverstone is not attempting a 1199 00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:51.360 British accent on any level. 1200 00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:53.119 What the fuck? 1201 00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:56.559 Why not simply say she is my niece and she 1202 00:54:56.639 --> 00:54:57.559 grew up in America? 1203 00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:03.320 Why not he went to a boarding school in northern California, and. 1204 00:55:03.239 --> 00:55:06.039 She's his sister's daughter, which is also I'm like, I 1205 00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:09.320 don't even understand how the aging is working here, because, 1206 00:55:09.559 --> 00:55:13.199 as you said, Michael Goff is conservatively seventeen thousand years old. 1207 00:55:13.239 --> 00:55:15.559 In this movie, they show and they show a picture 1208 00:55:15.559 --> 00:55:17.199 of his sister, and the picture looks like. 1209 00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:18.679 It was taken in nineteen forty. 1210 00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:22.159 Yes, and when his sister was twenty years old in 1211 00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:26.519 nineteen forty, which would make her also seventy five years 1212 00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:28.119 old when this film comes out. 1213 00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.800 Yeah, Alasta Silverstone is supposed to be sixteen. 1214 00:55:31.079 --> 00:55:32.159 Yes, the fuck? 1215 00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:35.679 All right, So Barbara was orphaned five years ago and 1216 00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:38.320 Alfred has been supporting her ever since from a distance 1217 00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:40.440 because he can't take any time off from this mansion 1218 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:42.239 because we leave for one day, the entire thing falls 1219 00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:43.920 down and Bruce and Dick won't eat. 1220 00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.679 Do you think Alfred was cursed by a gypsy when 1221 00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:50.480 he was young? And think part of the curse was 1222 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:53.679 at like any time an orphan just like goes in 1223 00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:55.679 his path a vision, he has to support it for 1224 00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:56.440 the rest of his life. 1225 00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:58.880 They become his responsibility immediately, Yeah. 1226 00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:03.320 Yeah, immediately, anyone who's an orphan, This man is bound 1227 00:56:03.400 --> 00:56:05.000 to take care of you forever. 1228 00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:10.000 So Dick is very into having a woman his own 1229 00:56:10.039 --> 00:56:13.320 age around own age quote unquote, because look, in the 1230 00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:16.239 parlance of the movie, they are age appropriate, and the 1231 00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:19.440 two actors are age appropriate. They're just both playing significantly 1232 00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:21.760 younger than they actually although actually a least's supposen is 1233 00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:23.559 like twenty one. Here, I think she's not that much 1234 00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:24.880 older than what she's supposed to be. 1235 00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:27.679 It doesn't actually look that weird. Like, yeah, with the 1236 00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.199 two of them flirting, it's fine, except that, like there's 1237 00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.960 a brother sister vibe that I'm picking up off of 1238 00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:34.039 these two that I'm not into. 1239 00:56:34.199 --> 00:56:36.960 Well, there's no chemistry, there's no romantic chemistry at all. 1240 00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:39.079 So they seem like brother and sister. And also she 1241 00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:42.800 never once shows any interest in him. It's all coming 1242 00:56:42.840 --> 00:56:44.079 from him. 1243 00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:48.840 And canonically she is underage. She is a child, Like 1244 00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:51.800 I get it. He's also supposed to be like eighteen 1245 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:55.400 maybe and she's seventeen, and it's not weird, yeah, but 1246 00:56:55.480 --> 00:56:56.519 it's just fucking weird. 1247 00:56:56.960 --> 00:56:57.079 Uh. 1248 00:56:57.320 --> 00:57:00.079 It's decided that Barbara will stay with them while she 1249 00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:02.639 she's in town, and Alfred's like, we do get so 1250 00:57:02.760 --> 00:57:06.000 busy around him. Master Bruce, and Master Bruce doesn't pick. 1251 00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:07.480 Up on any of the whole thing of like Alfred 1252 00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:10.480 being like, I don't want my high school age niece 1253 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:13.280 around all of the super villains that will, no doubt 1254 00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:15.239 be laying siege to this mansion within the week. 1255 00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:17.480 And he's like, no, it's fine, Alfred, what are you 1256 00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:19.719 talking about. It's fine. So now Barbara is staying there 1257 00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:20.079 with them. 1258 00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:22.280 We have plenty of rooms. Yeah, you don't mind cleaning 1259 00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:23.599 another bedroom, right, Alfred? 1260 00:57:23.800 --> 00:57:25.519 Oh you think he doesn't have to clean the empty 1261 00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:27.480 bedrooms if no one's staying there. I think he has 1262 00:57:27.480 --> 00:57:28.000 to clean them. 1263 00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:29.800 Yeah. You know he rotates those sheets. 1264 00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.239 Yeah, it's new linen's at least at least twice a 1265 00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:33.000 week in every room. 1266 00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:33.639 Yeah, at least. 1267 00:57:33.719 --> 00:57:35.880 Yeah, he does a linen rotation every week. Otherwise the 1268 00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:37.000 moms will get to them, Paul. 1269 00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:38.000 Yeah, otherwise he'll get bored. 1270 00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:39.960 Yeah, we have to keep you know what, as soon 1271 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:42.599 as someone retires, they often will pass away, So they 1272 00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:44.480 got to keep Alfred busy, so he doesn't have time 1273 00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:44.920 to die. 1274 00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:45.159 Well. 1275 00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:47.480 The thing is part of the curse is that like 1276 00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:50.559 every time a new orphan comes in his path, so 1277 00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:52.639 he's afraid to leave that house, right. 1278 00:57:52.679 --> 00:57:54.719 And so because as soon as he sees another orphan, 1279 00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:55.480 he's like, oh. 1280 00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:58.360 Shit, that's not damn even if you don't know it's 1281 00:57:58.360 --> 00:57:59.880 an orphan, just passing one on the street. 1282 00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:00.280 Oh know. 1283 00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:02.280 They find him like the pied piper, like like a 1284 00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:06.079 cat to a fish restaurant, walk up to him. 1285 00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:09.599 He has a scent. Yeah, he smells like Turkish delight. 1286 00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:17.519 At Christmas that night, Barbara finds Alfred trying to get 1287 00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:20.639 in contact with his brother Wilfrid, who is part of 1288 00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:23.960 quote unquote the Floating Court of Miran Japour. 1289 00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:27.239 I have no idea. I didn't look into it, no idea. 1290 00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:30.599 I bet it's totally a real thing. Yeah, he didn't 1291 00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:31.519 make anything up at all. 1292 00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:32.440 Don't worry about it. 1293 00:58:33.199 --> 00:58:36.159 Hence, Wilfrid is very hard to find in contact because 1294 00:58:36.159 --> 00:58:40.000 you never know where the court is. So she kisses 1295 00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:41.719 her uncle. She says, I'm here to tuck you in. 1296 00:58:41.800 --> 00:58:43.519 He's like, well, that's a change of pace, and I'm like, 1297 00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:46.840 is it because she's been in England and you've been 1298 00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:50.159 in Gotham presumptively her entire life. 1299 00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:54.000 Whatever. She sneaks out of her room. 1300 00:58:54.320 --> 00:58:56.760 She swipes one of the motorcycles in the garage and 1301 00:58:56.800 --> 00:58:59.559 she heads out, So this is kind of an interesting thing. 1302 00:59:00.519 --> 00:59:02.880 There were a lot more scenes with Barbara in the 1303 00:59:02.920 --> 00:59:05.000 original draft of the script, and a lot of them 1304 00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:08.039 got cut because the producers got mad that Alicia Silverstone 1305 00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:11.039 gained weight and they made Joel Schumacher cut them. 1306 00:59:11.280 --> 00:59:15.960 Oh my god, huh, that's so fucked that's so nineties though. Yeah, 1307 00:59:15.960 --> 00:59:19.119 I know, the idea that that woman was quote unquote fat, right, 1308 00:59:19.679 --> 00:59:20.639 that's so fucked up. 1309 00:59:20.880 --> 00:59:22.239 So they just cut her scenes. 1310 00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:25.880 Barbara will now disappear from the movie for like twenty minutes. 1311 00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:27.119 You don't see her again. 1312 00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:29.679 I thought it was just because it's already two hours 1313 00:59:29.679 --> 00:59:32.239 plus and they have fifteen other characters they. 1314 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:34.119 Have to deal with possibly that as well, and. 1315 00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:36.639 There's and they're like, Okay, we're just gonna cut Barbara 1316 00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:39.320 and Dick the most, because like they're the frankly, the 1317 00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:43.239 boring ones. Yeah, oh that sucks, fuck this movie. 1318 00:59:43.280 --> 00:59:44.639 You're saying Dick was not uncut. 1319 00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:48.039 I no, I don't think Dick was cutting up. I 1320 00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:49.400 like my dick a little more cut. 1321 00:59:49.519 --> 00:59:51.199 Yeah, you like a clean a clean cut. 1322 00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:52.639 I like a clean cut Dick. 1323 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:53.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I. 1324 00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:57.960 Feel like this Dick's a little messy. I don't like that. 1325 00:59:58.000 --> 00:59:59.039 I don't like where I went with that. 1326 00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:00.000 This Dick's little cut. 1327 01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:06.320 We cut to my favorite person in the film, Poison 1328 01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:08.960 Ivy in Gotham with Bain. 1329 01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:13.440 She heads to the Gotham Observatory. So the Tim Burton 1330 01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:17.800 and Batman films wet full gothic with Gotham. They introduced 1331 01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:20.119 a lot of our deco into the into it's still 1332 01:00:20.159 --> 01:00:21.239 Gothic and it's our deco. 1333 01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:23.079 I'm not complaining. I actually love it. I think it's 1334 01:00:23.119 --> 01:00:23.719 really cool. 1335 01:00:24.119 --> 01:00:26.639 But like it seems like in this movie all of 1336 01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:31.400 Gotham is held up by these like colossuses, Like these giant, 1337 01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:37.039 very sexy statues of men are literally holding up all 1338 01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:39.960 of Gotham. So you'll have like a highway that's that's 1339 01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:43.400 like the pedestal of the highway is this giant colossus 1340 01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:46.760 and the man's hand is holding the highway up, and 1341 01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:48.280 like same with the observatory. 1342 01:00:48.360 --> 01:00:50.239 It's it's super interesting. 1343 01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:55.079 Uh so that the observatory, which is precariously perched in 1344 01:00:55.119 --> 01:00:59.760 the giant colossus, is where Bruce Wayne is giving another 1345 01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:01.239 done to Gossam City. 1346 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:04.119 And there's like a dedication for a new telescope. Through 1347 01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:08.000 the use of this telescope plus several satellites that Wayne 1348 01:01:08.119 --> 01:01:10.639 enterprises has set up around the Earth, they'll be able 1349 01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:15.360 to see anywhere on Earth with the telescope and the satellites, 1350 01:01:15.800 --> 01:01:19.119 so it's less for looking out at the stars and 1351 01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:22.519 more for looking in. But the movie does not engage 1352 01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:23.360 that at all. 1353 01:01:23.400 --> 01:01:27.679 All of America's allies and enemies are thrilled with this telescope. 1354 01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:28.840 They're all down with it. 1355 01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:31.679 So Bruce Wayne is there and he's with his girlfriend 1356 01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:36.159 Julie Madison played by Elle McPherson, who's just doesn't know 1357 01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:39.159 what she's doing, a nosy reporter who claims to be 1358 01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:40.159 Bruce's best friend. 1359 01:01:40.159 --> 01:01:42.400 That woman will never get old. I put that woman 1360 01:01:42.440 --> 01:01:44.199 in every scene in this movie. 1361 01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:46.679 Gossip, Gurdie, gossip, Gerdy, gossip. 1362 01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:49.920 Gerdie asks will you two be tying the not anytime soon, 1363 01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:53.360 and Bruce's like, but I'm a confirmed bachelor. 1364 01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:54.679 I live with a teenage boy. 1365 01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:57.719 And Julie saves the day by like turning to the 1366 01:01:57.760 --> 01:01:59.920 reporter and saying, we're madly in love. 1367 01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:01.760 But that's good enough for us right now. 1368 01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:07.280 Poison Ivy dressed in Pamela Isley drag approaches them over 1369 01:02:07.320 --> 01:02:11.199 the protests of security and presents Bruce with a proposal 1370 01:02:11.239 --> 01:02:14.840 of how Wayne Enterprises can immediately cease all actions. 1371 01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:15.400 That hurt the environment. 1372 01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.039 I have to admit at this point in the movie, 1373 01:02:17.079 --> 01:02:19.360 I'm having a little bit of a Jade Fox reaction 1374 01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:22.320 to poison IVM, Like, can anyone point to anything she's 1375 01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:23.239 done wrong so far? 1376 01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:26.400 That's another villain that like with a little bit, Like 1377 01:02:26.440 --> 01:02:27.280 if she had just. 1378 01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:30.559 Scaled back her proposal a tiny bit, and like he 1379 01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:32.400 would have given her all the money in the world, all. 1380 01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:33.719 The money, all of the money. 1381 01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:36.480 Bruce tells her that millions of people would die due 1382 01:02:36.480 --> 01:02:39.199 to her proposed overhaul of the existing systems, and she 1383 01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:44.360 scoffs mammals, and she shouts that the plants and flowers 1384 01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:47.960 that watched you grow from the primordial soup are coming 1385 01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:51.119 to reclaim the planet. Okay, now we've gone a little 1386 01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:53.519 too far. Now lost You've lost me, You've lost her. 1387 01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:55.840 So with you, you have to work on your elevator pitch. 1388 01:02:56.000 --> 01:02:56.400 Yeah. 1389 01:02:56.480 --> 01:03:00.199 The crowd laughs at her, and Bruce says, hey, why 1390 01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:02.599 don't you come to this gala that Batman and Robin 1391 01:03:02.639 --> 01:03:05.920 are appearing at It's to save the rainforest and we're 1392 01:03:05.960 --> 01:03:08.400 auctioning off a diamond. Oh remember they were gonna plant 1393 01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:11.199 a trap for mister Freeze. Okay, so everyone's everything's coming 1394 01:03:11.199 --> 01:03:13.920 together now. A poison heavy takes the invitation and she 1395 01:03:14.039 --> 01:03:18.239 SLINKs away and she monologues to herself. She says, first 1396 01:03:18.519 --> 01:03:22.000 I'll rid myself of the third and feathered pests, and 1397 01:03:22.039 --> 01:03:25.760 then Gotham will be mine for the greening. 1398 01:03:26.760 --> 01:03:27.000 Love. 1399 01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:28.119 She's so great? 1400 01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:33.199 What monster? What a satan? Nion? 1401 01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:35.800 I don't I already know what you're gonna say? 1402 01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:42.679 Designed for the Save the Rainforest. 1403 01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:45.679 Ball, the Save the Rainforest ball, that invitation that used 1404 01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:49.599 more paper than any other invitation in the history of time. 1405 01:03:49.960 --> 01:03:53.559 It's practically a pop up book. 1406 01:03:53.760 --> 01:03:56.679 Is a triple folded It's like those things you get 1407 01:03:56.679 --> 01:04:00.000 for a Broadway show in the mail. The middle panel 1408 01:04:00.239 --> 01:04:03.920 is like all the information you need Friday night, seven pm. 1409 01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:04.559 That's nice. 1410 01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:07.119 Batman and Robin are gonna be there with their nipples 1411 01:04:07.159 --> 01:04:09.000 and their asses and their god pieces. 1412 01:04:09.079 --> 01:04:12.119 Come and dance BYO Fox Ling BYO Fox Lane. 1413 01:04:12.280 --> 01:04:17.280 Chicken will be served, And then the side panels instead 1414 01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:19.000 of a photo of a beautiful. 1415 01:04:18.679 --> 01:04:21.280 Rainforest thriving or a bird. 1416 01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:25.639 It is just like the earth on flaming fire and 1417 01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:31.719 a red face screaming at you. Like, the rainforests need 1418 01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:34.840 to be saved. Not because they're slowly dying because of 1419 01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:38.360 environmental toxins. They need to be saved because someone is 1420 01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:40.800 literally holding a gun to their head. That's right, a 1421 01:04:40.880 --> 01:04:43.679 volcano is being held to the rainforest head. And if 1422 01:04:43.719 --> 01:04:46.079 you don't give us enough money by midnight, we're gonna 1423 01:04:46.119 --> 01:04:51.280 fucking torch the rainforest. What is a ransom? Note this 1424 01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:54.880 is not an invitation. We cut to the Save the 1425 01:04:54.960 --> 01:05:00.199 Rainforest gala. Performers surround the main events while Batman and 1426 01:05:00.199 --> 01:05:02.559 and present the Diamond on loan from Bruce Wayne, and 1427 01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:05.199 no one's like, hey, we should Bruce Wayne be here. Yeah, 1428 01:05:05.239 --> 01:05:07.880 there are women on stage and there is a like 1429 01:05:08.199 --> 01:05:11.119 date auction happening right right. You see this a lot 1430 01:05:11.159 --> 01:05:13.599 in movies, like this is this is you know so 1431 01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:16.159 and so, and like, who's gonna bid five hundred dollars 1432 01:05:16.400 --> 01:05:18.639 her like escort for the evening. 1433 01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:21.719 Here's my actual problem with this. This is not how 1434 01:05:21.760 --> 01:05:22.480 auctions work. 1435 01:05:22.559 --> 01:05:25.280 No, the auctioneer is on stage and he's like, these 1436 01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:27.920 are the five ladies behind me. They're all named after 1437 01:05:28.199 --> 01:05:29.719 a flower. You want to do you want to go 1438 01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.239 out with the orchid? Do you want to go out 1439 01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:32.960 with the rose? Do you want to go out with 1440 01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:34.480 the lily? Blah blah blah. 1441 01:05:34.519 --> 01:05:37.280 And then men are just shouting from the audience one 1442 01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:40.480 thousand dollars for the lily, ten thousand dollars for the orchid, 1443 01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:42.079 And I'm like, that's not how bidding. 1444 01:05:42.199 --> 01:05:46.719 What did you catch what? They're actually bidding on a 1445 01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:49.039 date with the lady. No, that's what I thought too. 1446 01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:53.599 They are bidding on a chance to dance with them 1447 01:05:54.119 --> 01:05:56.440 while they are wearing the diamond. 1448 01:05:56.079 --> 01:05:57.400 That's on loan from Bruce. 1449 01:05:58.320 --> 01:06:01.239 Just give money, Just give if you are willing to 1450 01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:04.239 spend fifty thousand dollars on something this stupid, just give 1451 01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:06.000 the money to the rainforest, you fuckers. 1452 01:06:06.440 --> 01:06:10.920 What sexual deviancy I know was involved in that plan, 1453 01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:13.239 Whereas like, I want to dance with a young new 1454 01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:17.840 Bio woman, but only if she's wearing expensive shoes. It's 1455 01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:20.599 my only fetish and I've never had a chance to 1456 01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:21.239 fulfill it. 1457 01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:26.119 I'm so excited. I should we talk about the performers. 1458 01:06:26.360 --> 01:06:28.360 I was trying to figure out because at first I 1459 01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:31.440 was like, that music doesn't sound because in my head, 1460 01:06:31.480 --> 01:06:33.360 because of where I grew up on this side of 1461 01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:37.719 the earth, rainforest equals Brazil. Yes, So I was like, 1462 01:06:37.800 --> 01:06:40.239 that's not Brazilian music at all. And then I realized, oh, 1463 01:06:40.239 --> 01:06:42.079 it's African music. Okay, so they're talking about. 1464 01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:46.480 Like an African rainforest. Sure, whatever. Then the movie just 1465 01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:49.719 gets so racist so fast. Yeah, all right, so hay on. 1466 01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:52.320 First of all, picture it the set design. 1467 01:06:52.440 --> 01:06:55.639 It's like they're all dancing on like the skull of 1468 01:06:55.800 --> 01:06:59.199 a giant, like a giant animal skull is what it 1469 01:06:59.199 --> 01:07:02.559 looks like. And I think it's meant to evoke voodoo. 1470 01:07:03.079 --> 01:07:05.679 So in a moment, there's. 1471 01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:08.840 Gonna be two people coming out in gorilla costumes, and 1472 01:07:08.920 --> 01:07:11.119 one of them is Poison Ivy and she's in the 1473 01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:13.719 gorilla costume and it is an exact reference to a 1474 01:07:13.760 --> 01:07:17.199 Marlena Dietrich film called Blonde Venus. Marlena Dietrich is a 1475 01:07:17.199 --> 01:07:18.079 cabaret performer. 1476 01:07:18.119 --> 01:07:21.199 In the film, she comes out dressed as a gorilla, 1477 01:07:21.280 --> 01:07:23.719 and she slowly takes off one glove and slowly takes 1478 01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:25.920 off another and then reveals herself to be this gorgeous 1479 01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:29.400 blonde woman inside the gorilla costume. I kind of remembered 1480 01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:32.079 that scene because it's a very famous scene in film history. 1481 01:07:32.480 --> 01:07:34.320 So I rewatched it to this to be like, oh, 1482 01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:36.000 they match the choreography and they do. 1483 01:07:36.199 --> 01:07:39.000 That's cool. That's cool. Then I watched the rest of 1484 01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:39.320 the scene. 1485 01:07:39.320 --> 01:07:40.920 Paul, Okay, I don't. 1486 01:07:40.960 --> 01:07:43.000 I really, I'm not recommending people watch it because it 1487 01:07:43.000 --> 01:07:45.480 is triggering. It is the most racist thing you'll ever see. 1488 01:07:45.599 --> 01:07:46.800 Oh wow, Okay, Bond. 1489 01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:48.599 Venus scene is like a bunch of white women in 1490 01:07:49.039 --> 01:07:52.960 dark face, like in black face, wearing blonde afros. The 1491 01:07:53.000 --> 01:07:56.000 blonde afros have like arrows through them. It's I mean, 1492 01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:58.239 it's so bad. It's so and that's what the costumes 1493 01:07:58.280 --> 01:08:02.840 are evoking in this scene. Doing the costumes in the 1494 01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:06.960 Blonde Venus scene, which were very like god like brass skirts, 1495 01:08:07.480 --> 01:08:10.000 very first thought nineteen twenties of like what is an 1496 01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:12.360 like what what do Africans look like when they're dancing? 1497 01:08:12.519 --> 01:08:13.880 Got like genuinely and. 1498 01:08:13.840 --> 01:08:17.800 I'm like, oh my god, this is so frizd. I 1499 01:08:17.880 --> 01:08:21.000 want to love this movie, but meet me halfway. I 1500 01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:23.279 guess they don't have any performers in blackface. 1501 01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:24.359 I do not, that's true. 1502 01:08:24.479 --> 01:08:27.000 So okay, So cut to that scene she pulls off 1503 01:08:27.039 --> 01:08:30.439 the gorilla suit. She reveals herself in full Poison Ivy. 1504 01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:32.840 Now we've see Poison ivy as as I'm guessing she 1505 01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:35.880 appears in the comic books. Yeah, green, the tight green outfit, 1506 01:08:36.039 --> 01:08:37.520 the red boufont on her head. 1507 01:08:37.560 --> 01:08:38.680 She looks fucking incredible. 1508 01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:41.359 Do you notice that the music changes for her strip tease? 1509 01:08:41.399 --> 01:08:43.560 Does that imply she sends Baine to the DJ booth? 1510 01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:44.399 Yes? 1511 01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:45.800 Yeah, okay, okay, just checking. 1512 01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:48.319 But it's the set. Do you think the gorillas were 1513 01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:48.720 part of. 1514 01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:51.640 The act and they're two unconscious performers backstage? 1515 01:08:52.079 --> 01:08:52.119 Like? 1516 01:08:52.199 --> 01:08:52.359 Why? 1517 01:08:52.680 --> 01:08:52.840 Why? 1518 01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:56.039 Why are Jennifer and Harvey like acting like this? That's 1519 01:08:56.079 --> 01:08:57.800 not where the gorillas are supposed to be. They don't 1520 01:08:57.840 --> 01:08:58.800 like they don't realize it. 1521 01:08:59.319 --> 01:09:01.159 Who put the song Poison ivy? 1522 01:09:02.520 --> 01:09:05.479 Like an acoustic version of Poison ivy? 1523 01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:08.159 This is Kenny G doing Poison ivy? What is happening? 1524 01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:13.359 Put the jazzy Poison Ivy over? Are weird fake African music? Yeah? 1525 01:09:13.399 --> 01:09:16.159 So she comes out in full Poison Ivy regalia. She 1526 01:09:16.359 --> 01:09:20.279 walks her pheromones into the crowd and everyone falls under 1527 01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:22.920 her spell. So she's got these like pads on her 1528 01:09:22.960 --> 01:09:25.920 hands that she blows and in the movie we see 1529 01:09:25.960 --> 01:09:29.000 like a pink like mist going through the air that 1530 01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:31.800 no one can see, but the audience and the idea 1531 01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:34.960 is is she's wafting pheromones into the air so so 1532 01:09:35.199 --> 01:09:39.199 strongly that anyone but especially men. But I think in 1533 01:09:39.239 --> 01:09:40.840 this I think in this world it is women too, 1534 01:09:40.880 --> 01:09:43.000 because otherwise white wouldn't the women in the room be like, 1535 01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:44.119 what's happening? 1536 01:09:44.159 --> 01:09:44.720 What's going on? 1537 01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:45.600 Right? Good? Point? 1538 01:09:45.800 --> 01:09:47.119 Everyone falls under her spell. 1539 01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:49.439 Yeah, So Poison Ivy does a little like kind of 1540 01:09:49.520 --> 01:09:52.199 dance number. She SLINKs her way onto the stage with 1541 01:09:52.239 --> 01:09:54.560 Batman and Robin, who of course are not reacting as 1542 01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:57.479 they normally would to someone placing everyone under mind control 1543 01:09:57.479 --> 01:10:01.159 because they're also under her mind control pheromones both of 1544 01:10:01.159 --> 01:10:03.159 them right in the face, and she sets them against 1545 01:10:03.199 --> 01:10:06.039 each other. She coos to Batman one ats in junior 1546 01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:08.560 home early, I've got some wild oats to sew. So 1547 01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:10.560 now she's she's like May West in the scene. 1548 01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:11.800 Right, she's full May West. 1549 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:14.439 Yeah, so good, And then she purrs to Robin forget 1550 01:10:14.439 --> 01:10:19.760 the geriatric bat. My garden needs tending. She takes the 1551 01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:23.079 diamond and she puts it on and this enormous necklace. 1552 01:10:23.159 --> 01:10:24.920 It's kind of ugly, frankly necklace. 1553 01:10:24.960 --> 01:10:27.000 It looks like something Elizabeth Taylor would have been like 1554 01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:27.840 too much. 1555 01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:30.039 It looks like something that the Queen of Shiba would 1556 01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:31.479 be like, do you have anything a little more modest? 1557 01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:34.520 She asks, there are any bids for a night out 1558 01:10:34.520 --> 01:10:37.159 with her and our you know, first the men in 1559 01:10:37.199 --> 01:10:39.399 the audience start, but then our two main Jabronis start 1560 01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:42.840 bidding against each other. Batman's like a million dollars, Robin's 1561 01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:45.039 like two million dollars. Batman's like, you don't have that 1562 01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:48.000 amount of money, three million dollars, and Robin's like, I'll 1563 01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:51.239 borrow it from you four million dollars. And it's so stupid. 1564 01:10:51.720 --> 01:10:55.479 Very loose word borrow up right there, very loose use 1565 01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:58.600 of that word borrow implies you're gonna pay him back. 1566 01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:02.039 Finally, Batman, and this is truly an idea of the movie, 1567 01:11:02.399 --> 01:11:06.279 whips out his Batman Forever goth card, like. 1568 01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:08.159 It like a fake credit card. 1569 01:11:08.560 --> 01:11:12.439 He bids seven million dollars and says, never leave home without. 1570 01:11:12.199 --> 01:11:15.640 It, MasterCard, Never leave home without it. My soul left 1571 01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:16.119 my body. 1572 01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:18.119 You know what actually think if you watch the movie 1573 01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:20.239 closer you can see George Clooney soule leaving his body 1574 01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:21.439 as at the same time. 1575 01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:23.560 I'm glad George Clooney's career has done as well as 1576 01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:25.880 it has. Yeah, Guly, I'm like, we owed him, We 1577 01:11:25.920 --> 01:11:26.479 owe him. 1578 01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:28.800 For this one, this entire movie. Every time he's in 1579 01:11:28.840 --> 01:11:32.119 the batsuit, it feels like he's really upset. When he's 1580 01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:34.319 Bruce Wayne, he looks like he's having like a like 1581 01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:35.600 something of a good time. 1582 01:11:36.399 --> 01:11:38.119 But the batsuit, no. 1583 01:11:38.359 --> 01:11:42.680 The Freeze tank mercifully breaks through the door and distracts 1584 01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:46.399 us from what just went on. Mister free says, all right, 1585 01:11:46.560 --> 01:11:48.039 everyone chill. 1586 01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:52.439 That is my favorite pun in the film, Batman and 1587 01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:55.159 Robin take on the hockey Henchman. While mister Freeze makes 1588 01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:57.239 his way to the stage to get the diamond off 1589 01:11:57.279 --> 01:12:01.279 of poison ivy. She's like, well, hell oh, they're sailor, 1590 01:12:01.439 --> 01:12:04.119 and she tries to pheromone him, and he says he 1591 01:12:04.199 --> 01:12:05.920 smells it, he can smell it on her, and he. 1592 01:12:05.840 --> 01:12:07.680 Goes m plant pheromones. 1593 01:12:07.840 --> 01:12:11.000 Very clever girl, but I'm immune and it doesn't work 1594 01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:12.119 on the cold blooded. 1595 01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:16.039 So she's like more intrigued by him, She's not less. 1596 01:12:16.039 --> 01:12:19.119 She's like ooh, a man, I can't seduce. He takes 1597 01:12:19.119 --> 01:12:21.560 the necklace off of her, which she genuinely didn't care 1598 01:12:21.600 --> 01:12:23.720 about the necklace. She was just there to fuck with everyone. 1599 01:12:23.880 --> 01:12:26.319 And he climbs back into the freeze tank and heads out, 1600 01:12:26.640 --> 01:12:28.880 and Batman and Robin start to chase after him, but 1601 01:12:28.960 --> 01:12:33.239 not before poison Ivy catches Robin's eye one more time. 1602 01:12:33.680 --> 01:12:35.039 Dick takes one last look. 1603 01:12:35.119 --> 01:12:37.640 You know what happens when poison Ivy gets on Dick. 1604 01:12:37.479 --> 01:12:41.760 Though, Yes, oh not pleasant. Yeah, I mean talk about 1605 01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:44.720 talk about unsightly sores where you don't want them. 1606 01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:47.199 Yeah, Master Dick is in for a rough night. 1607 01:12:48.319 --> 01:12:50.439 Master Dick is time to get back into the oatmeal bath. 1608 01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:54.680 Batman and Robin are chasing after mister Freeze and his 1609 01:12:54.760 --> 01:12:58.439 freeze tank. Poison Ivy leaves and she she walks past 1610 01:12:58.760 --> 01:13:01.199 the Commissioner Gordon. He said, you've just met one of 1611 01:13:01.199 --> 01:13:03.520 the most sinister men in Gotham, and she says, that's 1612 01:13:03.600 --> 01:13:04.000 not a. 1613 01:13:03.920 --> 01:13:06.439 Man, that is a god. 1614 01:13:07.399 --> 01:13:11.560 During the chase, Batman becomes concerned that Dick isn't going 1615 01:13:11.640 --> 01:13:14.319 to be able to make the leap. The hole is 1616 01:13:14.359 --> 01:13:18.159 gonna be too big for Dick to get all the 1617 01:13:18.199 --> 01:13:19.079 way across. 1618 01:13:19.079 --> 01:13:22.359 You know what I mean. He's a beautiful dick. 1619 01:13:22.760 --> 01:13:25.239 All dicks are beautiful in their own way, but this 1620 01:13:25.279 --> 01:13:28.680 one's not going to be able to handle that hole. 1621 01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:33.880 Let's put it that way. So Batman's like, Dick, pull out. 1622 01:13:34.039 --> 01:13:35.600 He actually says pull back, But it's funny if I 1623 01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:39.159 say pull out, given what we're doing here. And Dick's 1624 01:13:39.239 --> 01:13:43.319 like no, And Batman overrides the controls on his little 1625 01:13:43.359 --> 01:13:45.239 Robin cycle, which in this I found out it's called 1626 01:13:45.279 --> 01:13:47.520 Redbird in the scene, but I'm calling it the Robin Cycle. 1627 01:13:47.840 --> 01:13:51.279 He hits the brakes, Robin skids to a halt. He 1628 01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:55.760 cannot continue the chaser mister Freeze. He screams his rage 1629 01:13:56.399 --> 01:13:59.560 into the air as that batmobile flies across this hole 1630 01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:03.920 and crashes into this other area where mister Freeze has landed. 1631 01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:07.479 Mister Freeze sees the car coming. He says it's a 1632 01:14:07.600 --> 01:14:12.000 cold town as he hits the car with a freeze right. 1633 01:14:12.039 --> 01:14:13.359 I don't I don't know what that means. 1634 01:14:13.439 --> 01:14:14.239 That one doesn't work. 1635 01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:16.279 I don't even know what that's a fun on. 1636 01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:19.760 The car freezes, but Batman injects out of the out 1637 01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:22.199 of the driver's seat and he flies through the air, 1638 01:14:22.239 --> 01:14:24.760 and mister free suddenly looks up after seeing the car crash. 1639 01:14:24.800 --> 01:14:27.800 He goes oh, and Batman crashes through the window of 1640 01:14:27.840 --> 01:14:31.439 the Freeze tank. He knocks mister Freeze unconscious. His cape 1641 01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:33.600 like flies across the camera, and then we just see 1642 01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:38.720 Batman standing above mister Freeze's unconscious body, having defeated him. Erica, 1643 01:14:38.840 --> 01:14:40.439 that is about halfway through this movie. 1644 01:14:40.640 --> 01:14:43.359 Shall we put on our pleasure pants and take a walk, 1645 01:14:43.600 --> 01:14:44.720 take a constitutional? 1646 01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:47.359 Shall I yank up my pants, get my ass to 1647 01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:51.239 the little jiggle? Yeah, the butt rebound that everyone likes. 1648 01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:55.800 Should I click my heels Judy Garland style and rollerskate 1649 01:14:55.840 --> 01:14:56.520 my way out of here. 1650 01:14:56.800 --> 01:14:59.479 There's no place like ads. We will be right back 1651 01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:10.960 after these, and we're back back. 1652 01:15:10.880 --> 01:15:14.319 At the bat Cave. Robin throws the Hissius of fits. 1653 01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:17.920 Crystal Donald is being saddled with like just the most 1654 01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:19.880 irritating person ever written. 1655 01:15:20.359 --> 01:15:22.319 You want the Joker to come in and kill him. 1656 01:15:22.439 --> 01:15:24.720 You want him to die, and then Alicia Silverstone to 1657 01:15:24.760 --> 01:15:27.680 become like the new batsidekick and just be like, let's 1658 01:15:27.720 --> 01:15:28.039 just do that. 1659 01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:29.439 Let's just do that instead of this. 1660 01:15:30.319 --> 01:15:33.399 So he's like, you're being overprotective and you're not letting 1661 01:15:33.479 --> 01:15:35.239 me grow and you're not letting me grow into my 1662 01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:38.800 potential and blah blah blah. And also you just are 1663 01:15:38.880 --> 01:15:41.399 jealous of poison Ivy because she wanted me and not you. 1664 01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:44.960 And Batman's like, listen, kid, I make the rules. And 1665 01:15:45.119 --> 01:15:47.439 Robin's like, you're never gonna trust me, and then they start. 1666 01:15:47.239 --> 01:15:47.680 To make out. 1667 01:15:47.960 --> 01:15:51.680 Yeah, and well, first Batman grabs Robin's face in his hands, 1668 01:15:51.920 --> 01:15:54.560 he cradles his face and he says, damn it, Dick, 1669 01:15:55.479 --> 01:15:58.359 don't you know why I stop you from hurting yourself? 1670 01:15:58.399 --> 01:16:03.640 And Dick's like no, no, oh, Bruce, why and then 1671 01:16:03.680 --> 01:16:06.159 they just gently gently kiss. 1672 01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:07.640 Yeah, it's so romantic. 1673 01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:11.159 It's so romantic. It's as romantic as two men in 1674 01:16:11.319 --> 01:16:12.800 gimpsuits can be with each other. 1675 01:16:13.159 --> 01:16:16.279 It's that's what makes it romantic, is it both in gimpsuits. 1676 01:16:16.319 --> 01:16:18.279 And they're like, but they're being so tender. 1677 01:16:18.039 --> 01:16:18.479 With each other. 1678 01:16:18.640 --> 01:16:21.439 They embrace and you hear that squeaking of rubber on rubber. 1679 01:16:24.479 --> 01:16:26.840 And Barbara comes in and she sees the scene and 1680 01:16:26.960 --> 01:16:30.359 she goes, oh, this is what I'm into. Oh, and 1681 01:16:30.439 --> 01:16:32.840 she just slowly walks out. She's like, I'm gonna give. 1682 01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:36.319 Them their space and she runs. She runs to her room, 1683 01:16:36.439 --> 01:16:39.039 and she masturbates herself into a fucking coma. 1684 01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:43.000 Thinking about it, he clips her clip right off. All right, 1685 01:16:43.520 --> 01:16:44.600 maybe that actually happened. 1686 01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:45.880 You don't know. You don't know. 1687 01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:48.319 You haven't seen the movie since sixteen ninety seven because 1688 01:16:48.359 --> 01:16:49.079 it was terrible. 1689 01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:50.560 Maybe it's in there, Maybe it's not. 1690 01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:52.840 Maybe that's exactly what happened. Just believe us. 1691 01:16:53.279 --> 01:16:56.840 So we cut to Alfred composing another message to his 1692 01:16:56.960 --> 01:17:00.720 brother Wilfred. He's saying they have very little time. Bruce enters. 1693 01:17:00.920 --> 01:17:04.119 He's just taking a shower, and he asks, Alfred, is 1694 01:17:04.439 --> 01:17:06.000 it always my way or the highway? 1695 01:17:06.079 --> 01:17:08.720 That's what Dick said because he wanted me to bottom 1696 01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:09.119 this time. 1697 01:17:09.960 --> 01:17:13.960 Alfred says, yes, Ever since your parents were killed, you 1698 01:17:14.079 --> 01:17:16.960 do everything you can to control the world, but none 1699 01:17:17.000 --> 01:17:19.479 of us can control death. So there are a few 1700 01:17:19.560 --> 01:17:21.600 scenes with Alfred and Bruce in this movie that are 1701 01:17:21.840 --> 01:17:25.119 genuinely like they hit the scene. 1702 01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:28.159 Has no right right in this movie? 1703 01:17:28.439 --> 01:17:28.680 Uh huh. 1704 01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:30.920 For the first time in a whole movie, someone says 1705 01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:34.039 something that's actually poignant and meaningful, and I'm like, whoa, 1706 01:17:35.279 --> 01:17:38.319 there's chemistry between these two actors. Yeah, yeah, I feel 1707 01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:42.319 like an affection between Bruce and Alfred in this seat 1708 01:17:42.399 --> 01:17:45.199 and like no, right, I dare you? 1709 01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:50.520 And then Joel Schumacher, who I love but he cannot 1710 01:17:50.640 --> 01:17:54.039 resist his worst instincts, takes this moment and has like 1711 01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:56.680 George Cooley look up. It cuts to like a window frame, 1712 01:17:56.960 --> 01:17:58.560 and then it cuts to like another one of those 1713 01:17:58.600 --> 01:18:02.079 hallucinations where you see like Alfred leading Bruce to his 1714 01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:04.439 parents' graves so he can put flowers on their girds. 1715 01:18:04.479 --> 01:18:07.640 Like we got it, Joel. You didn't need to put this, 1716 01:18:08.199 --> 01:18:10.119 You didn't need to ice this cake in this way. 1717 01:18:10.399 --> 01:18:14.319 This is the fourth of these movies. We we know mythology, 1718 01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:20.680 oh this character. We all know that Alfred was cursed 1719 01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:22.239 as a young boy. 1720 01:18:22.920 --> 01:18:25.039 How Alfred doesn't wind up a super villain in this 1721 01:18:25.119 --> 01:18:26.119 story is a mystery to me. 1722 01:18:26.439 --> 01:18:30.279 Mystery like because Julie the most justified supervillain origin story 1723 01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:31.960 of all time, absolutely. 1724 01:18:31.640 --> 01:18:32.359 Of all time. 1725 01:18:32.920 --> 01:18:35.319 So we cut to the garage where Barbara is returning 1726 01:18:35.399 --> 01:18:38.439 the motorcycle that she took. Dick finds her, Dick and 1727 01:18:38.560 --> 01:18:42.760 babs that old duo. He startles her and she she's 1728 01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:44.960 like ah, and she flips him over with a. 1729 01:18:45.000 --> 01:18:48.319 Bit of judo, you know, like a teenager would exactly. 1730 01:18:48.800 --> 01:18:51.760 She's like, oh, I'm so sorry, I you know. And 1731 01:18:51.840 --> 01:18:53.439 he's like, why did you learn to do that? 1732 01:18:53.520 --> 01:18:56.000 And she's like, well, you know, London's a rough town 1733 01:18:56.119 --> 01:18:58.039 and I'm absolutely from London. 1734 01:18:58.600 --> 01:19:00.680 She's like, listen, I just couldn't resist. Please don't tell 1735 01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:03.159 Uncle Alfred, and I'll clean up everything in the morning. 1736 01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:06.119 Thank you bybe and she kind of like runs away. 1737 01:19:06.399 --> 01:19:09.720 We cut to Arkham Asylum. Mister Freeze is brought into 1738 01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:12.640 his cell. Now the conception of this is that there 1739 01:19:12.720 --> 01:19:16.279 is a cold zone in the cell, so like he's 1740 01:19:16.359 --> 01:19:18.359 he's brought to the cell by these two asshole guards. 1741 01:19:18.600 --> 01:19:20.159 They get in his face a little bit, he knocks 1742 01:19:20.199 --> 01:19:22.199 them both down. He tries to escape, but he can't 1743 01:19:22.399 --> 01:19:25.439 escape because remember his body has to stay at absolute zero, 1744 01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:27.520 so he can't get out of the cell. But they 1745 01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:31.119 have represented the cold zone with like a blue spotlight 1746 01:19:31.359 --> 01:19:33.359 in the center of the center of the cell. 1747 01:19:33.840 --> 01:19:35.520 It could not look more. 1748 01:19:35.760 --> 01:19:38.640 Like Arnold Schwartznaker is about to burst into a cabaret song. 1749 01:19:40.840 --> 01:19:44.199 I really can't stay all but baby, it's cold outside. 1750 01:19:45.640 --> 01:19:46.960 I bost go away. 1751 01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:52.760 This evening has been so very nice, I'll hold your 1752 01:19:52.880 --> 01:19:55.640 hands there just like ice, and he like really hits 1753 01:19:55.640 --> 01:19:56.439 all the ice things. 1754 01:19:56.760 --> 01:19:59.159 Yes, do you think he does it as like one 1755 01:19:59.199 --> 01:20:01.760 of those performers it does like a half man half woman. 1756 01:20:01.960 --> 01:20:03.119 He does a jel Hyde thing. 1757 01:20:03.239 --> 01:20:04.359 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so. 1758 01:20:04.479 --> 01:20:06.840 Half his face is in full like like and then 1759 01:20:06.920 --> 01:20:09.359 the other half is just mister Freeze. Yeah, and he's 1760 01:20:09.399 --> 01:20:11.680 pretending to be a young a young maiden caught in 1761 01:20:11.800 --> 01:20:18.359 mister Freeze's my sister will be soft Bishop. We cut 1762 01:20:18.399 --> 01:20:21.479 to Poison Ivy, who has Bane break into an old 1763 01:20:21.800 --> 01:20:27.199 Turkish bath house. I've said this before earlier, when I 1764 01:20:27.319 --> 01:20:29.319 was like, there's a literal bath house. 1765 01:20:29.119 --> 01:20:29.600 In this movie. 1766 01:20:29.640 --> 01:20:32.520 Now, the movie doesn't go any further than having a 1767 01:20:32.720 --> 01:20:36.239 bath house. And theoretically it makes some level of sense. 1768 01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:39.319 A woman whose whole body is basically like exotic plants 1769 01:20:39.600 --> 01:20:43.119 would seek a warm, like humid environment, so this all 1770 01:20:43.239 --> 01:20:46.560 makes some level of sense. But again it's Unford. It's 1771 01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:49.199 an unfortunate coincidence in a film that is so filled 1772 01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:52.520 with like gay subtext. Yeah that like one of the 1773 01:20:52.720 --> 01:20:56.840 villain's lairs is a literal bath house. So they break 1774 01:20:56.880 --> 01:21:00.399 into the bath house. Inside there's a gang. They basically 1775 01:21:00.520 --> 01:21:03.760 threatened poison Ivy, and she doesn't break a sweat. She's like, oh, darling, 1776 01:21:03.800 --> 01:21:07.760 I'm a lover, not a fighter. However, my man servant Baine, 1777 01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:10.520 and she sets Baine on all of them, and then 1778 01:21:10.600 --> 01:21:13.520 once the two of them are alone, Ivy tells Baine, 1779 01:21:13.960 --> 01:21:17.920 a certain gentleman with an icy demeanor has caught my eye. 1780 01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:21.920 And she uses her abilities and she turns the entire 1781 01:21:22.039 --> 01:21:25.039 building into like a vine swaddled evil lair. 1782 01:21:25.520 --> 01:21:25.720 Yeah. 1783 01:21:26.159 --> 01:21:28.359 Why doesn't she use this in battle? 1784 01:21:28.640 --> 01:21:31.039 Because then there's no way for Batman, Robin and Backgirl 1785 01:21:31.079 --> 01:21:34.079 to defeat her, because she's far outstrips all of them 1786 01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:35.199 as far as abilities. 1787 01:21:36.199 --> 01:21:37.279 It's like the whole movie. 1788 01:21:37.359 --> 01:21:39.520 She's like, I don't fight. I let Baine fight my 1789 01:21:39.600 --> 01:21:42.680 battles for me. And then she yah, however, I control 1790 01:21:42.880 --> 01:21:44.119 all the plants on earth. 1791 01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:48.479 Yeah. Correct, that's a real fucking superpower. Correct. 1792 01:21:48.840 --> 01:21:51.880 We cut back to Julie and Bruce. I think they're 1793 01:21:51.920 --> 01:21:55.920 in Wayne manner. She proposes marriage to Bruce. He turns 1794 01:21:56.000 --> 01:21:56.960 her down flat. 1795 01:21:57.199 --> 01:21:58.800 This scene does not need to be in this movie. 1796 01:22:00.399 --> 01:22:03.760 Why the fuck does Bruce even have a girlfriend. What's 1797 01:22:03.840 --> 01:22:04.239 the point. 1798 01:22:04.439 --> 01:22:06.199 That's because they wanted to put more models in the 1799 01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.279 movie that are gonna be under used or or just 1800 01:22:08.359 --> 01:22:11.199 poorly used. Because el Mcherson can act, maybe Vandola can 1801 01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:11.720 act either. 1802 01:22:11.960 --> 01:22:14.239 I don't know. She asks him to think about it. 1803 01:22:14.279 --> 01:22:15.760 He says no, and she's like, wait. 1804 01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:18.079 She's never heard no before. She's like, wait, I don't 1805 01:22:18.079 --> 01:22:18.680 know that word is. 1806 01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:21.159 I don't understand me. Let me just I'll say what 1807 01:22:21.239 --> 01:22:23.000 I said again and then you give me the right response. 1808 01:22:23.199 --> 01:22:23.439 Yeah. 1809 01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:28.479 She kisses him, and as she kisses him, he hallucinates 1810 01:22:28.560 --> 01:22:32.119 poison Ivy is kissing him, and although we don't see this, 1811 01:22:32.279 --> 01:22:35.119 he apparently calls her Ivy and she pulls back and 1812 01:22:35.199 --> 01:22:38.840 she says, who's Ivy and he says, I wish I knew. 1813 01:22:40.039 --> 01:22:42.880 So the scene now cuts, which means we are leaving 1814 01:22:43.000 --> 01:22:46.920 this scene with this woman having asked her boyfriend to 1815 01:22:46.960 --> 01:22:50.279 marry her, him saying no, then him calling her another 1816 01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:52.880 woman's name, and then when she's like who is that, 1817 01:22:53.079 --> 01:22:55.439 he's like, no, no, no, Ivy is what I call dick. 1818 01:22:55.880 --> 01:22:57.239 Yeah, uh uh oops. 1819 01:22:57.800 --> 01:22:59.760 It's just like she's like, oh, so you are having 1820 01:23:00.239 --> 01:23:01.760 with the man who lives in your house? 1821 01:23:02.039 --> 01:23:04.399 Yes, He's like, oh, absolutely, was that not clear? 1822 01:23:05.000 --> 01:23:05.600 He's part of it. 1823 01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:08.319 He's part of it for us, absolutely, he is part 1824 01:23:08.359 --> 01:23:08.960 of this. Yes. 1825 01:23:09.439 --> 01:23:10.199 Back down in the. 1826 01:23:10.239 --> 01:23:15.119 Bat Cave, Dick is investigating poison IVY and he spots 1827 01:23:15.199 --> 01:23:18.760 Barbara taking off again. He follows her to what is 1828 01:23:18.920 --> 01:23:20.239 essentially a scene from. 1829 01:23:20.199 --> 01:23:23.520 Greece but set in the world of the Warriors. 1830 01:23:23.880 --> 01:23:27.199 Yeah, where you have thirty five year olds playing teenagers 1831 01:23:27.359 --> 01:23:30.399 in weird outfits and they're all gangs. There's a whole 1832 01:23:30.560 --> 01:23:33.600 gang that's just clockwork Orange, which is just a reference 1833 01:23:33.680 --> 01:23:34.600 to another movie. 1834 01:23:34.600 --> 01:23:36.640 And I'm like, but why, but why? 1835 01:23:36.760 --> 01:23:36.920 Though? 1836 01:23:37.359 --> 01:23:40.680 Also there's women in the Clockwork Orange like a gang, 1837 01:23:40.760 --> 01:23:42.560 which makes no sense. No woman would be in that, 1838 01:23:42.920 --> 01:23:45.520 you know what, Moving on tighter explaining clockwork Orange to. 1839 01:23:45.560 --> 01:23:49.800 People, we cannot start parsing Clockwork Orange two thirds of 1840 01:23:49.840 --> 01:23:50.960 the way through Batman and Robin. 1841 01:23:51.439 --> 01:23:54.279 So basically, we're here for a motorcycle race, yep. 1842 01:23:54.359 --> 01:23:57.920 And Barbara apparently has been going every night to these motorcycles, 1843 01:23:57.920 --> 01:24:02.159 these underground, secret motorcycle races, and she's been making side 1844 01:24:02.239 --> 01:24:04.479 bets with the assholes. First all, she's winning them, and 1845 01:24:04.560 --> 01:24:07.199 then she's making side bets like double her money. 1846 01:24:07.479 --> 01:24:09.279 But who is she making the side bets with? Who? 1847 01:24:09.520 --> 01:24:11.560 Who is she running all of her entrance fees through 1848 01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:12.560 here Erica. 1849 01:24:13.239 --> 01:24:16.239 One could say she has entered at Gangsta's Paradise. That's right, 1850 01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:21.800 because she's made a side bet with Coolio. 1851 01:24:22.159 --> 01:24:22.399 Yeah. 1852 01:24:22.560 --> 01:24:27.439 So the motorcycle gang has decided to like undermine Barbara 1853 01:24:27.479 --> 01:24:29.000 because they're tired of losing to a girl. 1854 01:24:29.600 --> 01:24:32.640 There's a very long sequence that follows basically. 1855 01:24:32.479 --> 01:24:34.640 I cannot decide if this is so stupid it's boring, 1856 01:24:34.720 --> 01:24:36.720 or so boring. It's stupid, it's but it's one of them. 1857 01:24:36.920 --> 01:24:38.560 It is so boring, it's stupid. 1858 01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:39.359 Okay, thank you. 1859 01:24:39.560 --> 01:24:42.079 So boring and stupid because again, like the two characters 1860 01:24:42.119 --> 01:24:43.840 I just don't care about in this movie, I'm like, 1861 01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:45.359 oh cool, it's Dick and Babs. 1862 01:24:45.600 --> 01:24:46.520 Oh Dick and Babs. 1863 01:24:46.680 --> 01:24:48.840 Can I get more poison ivy please? 1864 01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:53.039 So, long story short, they sabotage her and they almost 1865 01:24:53.119 --> 01:24:55.079 wind up killing her, and she ends up like falling 1866 01:24:55.159 --> 01:24:55.760 over a cliff. 1867 01:24:56.079 --> 01:24:58.600 Dick manages to save her just in time. Yeah, and 1868 01:24:58.720 --> 01:25:01.680 then they cut so it's the two of them dangling 1869 01:25:01.800 --> 01:25:02.479 from a cliff. 1870 01:25:02.800 --> 01:25:03.119 Uh huh. 1871 01:25:03.359 --> 01:25:05.359 And then they just cut to them at back at 1872 01:25:05.399 --> 01:25:09.239 Wayne Manor Barbara and Dick like you're not gonna show 1873 01:25:09.319 --> 01:25:12.680 me how he got her off that cliff or like, 1874 01:25:13.079 --> 01:25:15.560 like to be clear, he has one hand on the 1875 01:25:15.600 --> 01:25:18.760 cliff and one hand holding her and they are dangling, 1876 01:25:19.279 --> 01:25:20.920 and then they just cut to the two of them 1877 01:25:21.079 --> 01:25:22.520 cozy and safe at Wayne Manner. 1878 01:25:22.600 --> 01:25:23.319 Fuck this movie. 1879 01:25:23.600 --> 01:25:25.760 If I'm not mistaken, Erica, I think you're actually giving 1880 01:25:25.760 --> 01:25:27.039 the movie more credit that deserves. 1881 01:25:27.079 --> 01:25:28.039 I believe he is. 1882 01:25:28.319 --> 01:25:31.279 He has hooked a foot over like a piece of 1883 01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:33.399 rebar hanging out because it's like it's like a broken 1884 01:25:33.439 --> 01:25:35.960 off bridge that they did like that. Yeah, so I 1885 01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:38.399 think he's holding on by a foot. And now remember, Erica, 1886 01:25:38.479 --> 01:25:42.439 he is a circus acrobat who they can do anything. 1887 01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:45.239 That's my point is, like, you have the money, this 1888 01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:49.159 is Batman. They could have done something so cool. Yeah, 1889 01:25:49.199 --> 01:25:50.119 and instead they were. 1890 01:25:50.119 --> 01:25:52.439 Like just cut just they were as bored with Dick 1891 01:25:52.479 --> 01:25:53.279 and Babs as we are. 1892 01:25:53.600 --> 01:25:57.319 Fair enough, Apparently she's too fat to get off that mountain. 1893 01:25:59.119 --> 01:26:01.760 How's he gonna or her up that bridge? She weighs 1894 01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:02.840 one hundred pounds? 1895 01:26:03.840 --> 01:26:06.640 All right, so now we get more of Babs's backstory. 1896 01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:10.880 A backstory for Babs. She admits that she got kicked 1897 01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:13.319 out of college for street racing. Although you say it's 1898 01:26:13.359 --> 01:26:15.399 high schools I said college high school? You think its 1899 01:26:15.439 --> 01:26:18.079 high school? Okay, she got kicked out of school, genuinely. 1900 01:26:18.359 --> 01:26:20.119 What college kicks you off for street racing? 1901 01:26:20.279 --> 01:26:21.039 Fair enough? You care? 1902 01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:22.000 Not that's fair? 1903 01:26:22.520 --> 01:26:23.279 It doesn't matter. 1904 01:26:23.479 --> 01:26:26.680 She says she's made enough money street racing now that 1905 01:26:26.800 --> 01:26:30.279 she can take Alfred away from his dismal life of servitude. 1906 01:26:30.279 --> 01:26:32.039 She doesn't know about the curse. She doesn't know that 1907 01:26:32.119 --> 01:26:33.119 Alfred has no choice. 1908 01:26:33.239 --> 01:26:35.960 And this is best case scenario because Bruce doesn't like 1909 01:26:36.079 --> 01:26:37.960 actually physically abuse him, although he could. 1910 01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:40.479 He could if he wanted to, if he wanted. 1911 01:26:40.279 --> 01:26:41.640 To, Would I say he should? 1912 01:26:42.079 --> 01:26:45.039 Yes, We're just saying he could if Alfred asked nicely 1913 01:26:45.199 --> 01:26:45.960 the way Dick does. 1914 01:26:46.199 --> 01:26:49.840 Like he could, like if if Bruce wanted to, Alfred 1915 01:26:49.840 --> 01:26:52.479 could get a little side action exactly, That's what I'm saying. 1916 01:26:53.079 --> 01:26:55.880 You think Alfred has assless chaps up in his closet. 1917 01:26:56.159 --> 01:26:57.600 One thousand percent. 1918 01:26:58.239 --> 01:27:01.399 Alfred's a freak made with the finest calf's leather because 1919 01:27:01.399 --> 01:27:03.560 he is a very hasty, classy gentleman, the. 1920 01:27:03.600 --> 01:27:07.159 Calf that he slaughtered, skinned and tanned himself in the 1921 01:27:07.239 --> 01:27:08.439 backyard of r manner. 1922 01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:13.079 I was so happy when Barbara was like, yeah, I'm 1923 01:27:13.119 --> 01:27:17.720 taking my uncle by obviously sick and elderly uncle like 1924 01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:19.760 and putting him in a place where he doesn't have 1925 01:27:19.840 --> 01:27:23.960 to weight hand and foot on two assholes who don't 1926 01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:24.920 seem to take him. 1927 01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:30.479 I like, genuinely, this made me so happy. I was like, yes, yes, yes, 1928 01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:31.439 what else sees it too? 1929 01:27:31.439 --> 01:27:33.760 I feel like this whole this whole series has been 1930 01:27:33.920 --> 01:27:37.600 gaslighting me into believing that this is all great for Alfred. 1931 01:27:37.720 --> 01:27:39.880 I'm like, it's not. It's not great for Alfred. 1932 01:27:40.199 --> 01:27:43.079 They put a lot of lines in Babs's mouth about 1933 01:27:43.399 --> 01:27:46.279 like almost of like nineteen ninety seven, commenting on the 1934 01:27:46.359 --> 01:27:50.319 mythology of Batman to a certain extent, I don't really 1935 01:27:50.399 --> 01:27:52.800 care about the Alfred relationship with Batman because it's from 1936 01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:55.720 when did it start? Like I don't remember nineteen forty 1937 01:27:55.760 --> 01:27:58.560 Batman appears like it's a different time and it's a holdover, 1938 01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:00.840 and like the obvious say's not taking it. 1939 01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:03.399 That seriously in the comic books, presumably. 1940 01:28:03.079 --> 01:28:06.399 Exactly, and the obvious relationship is father son, right, So 1941 01:28:06.840 --> 01:28:09.359 like it's all a metaphor whatever. I don't really care, 1942 01:28:09.880 --> 01:28:12.560 but like they put these lines in Babs's mouth and 1943 01:28:12.600 --> 01:28:14.000 you're like, and you're like, yes, thank you, and like 1944 01:28:14.119 --> 01:28:16.640 later she'll have something about like, h men always have 1945 01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:18.119 to do things the hard way, and I'm like, they're 1946 01:28:18.199 --> 01:28:21.720 trying to make her like this this feminist icon, it's 1947 01:28:21.880 --> 01:28:22.560 so weird. 1948 01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:25.960 And then she slut shames Boison ivy lads and I'm 1949 01:28:26.039 --> 01:28:27.479 like yes and no both. 1950 01:28:27.880 --> 01:28:29.039 Yeah, this is a conversation. 1951 01:28:29.199 --> 01:28:30.960 We need to have ladies. This is not This is 1952 01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:33.079 not a fight scene. This should be a conbo Yeah. 1953 01:28:33.479 --> 01:28:35.359 So Dick is like, what are you talking about a 1954 01:28:35.399 --> 01:28:38.680 life of servitude. Alfred is with his family, he's happy. 1955 01:28:39.319 --> 01:28:42.840 Barbara is like, are you fucking serious? My uncle is sick, 1956 01:28:43.199 --> 01:28:46.439 you asshole, and she walks out. But Bruce has heard 1957 01:28:46.479 --> 01:28:48.279 this and he fills in from another room. He's like, 1958 01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:53.279 Alfred's not sick, he's dying. And then Dick, with all 1959 01:28:53.359 --> 01:28:57.039 the emotion of someone in a friendly poker game who 1960 01:28:57.199 --> 01:28:59.720 just lost twenty dollars when they had a full house, says. 1961 01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:01.359 I can't believe it. 1962 01:29:01.359 --> 01:29:06.159 It's really not good. I have put more spin on it. 1963 01:29:06.239 --> 01:29:07.880 I can't believe it. When I get a triple snumper 1964 01:29:07.880 --> 01:29:09.279 in jeopardy, like, I can't believe it. 1965 01:29:09.319 --> 01:29:09.720 I did it. 1966 01:29:11.439 --> 01:29:12.279 It's so excited. 1967 01:29:12.520 --> 01:29:15.600 Meanwhile, mister Freeze gets a visitor in Arkham. 1968 01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:19.680 It interrupts his rendition of a do you want to 1969 01:29:19.760 --> 01:29:20.960 build a snow man? 1970 01:29:23.199 --> 01:29:25.399 It doesn't have to be a snow man. 1971 01:29:27.000 --> 01:29:30.960 You're frozen when your heart's not opened. 1972 01:29:33.800 --> 01:29:35.239 Ice ice baby. 1973 01:29:38.000 --> 01:29:41.359 He stops and he goes, oh my god, it's Queen. 1974 01:29:44.439 --> 01:29:47.880 He stole the riff from queen. How did no one 1975 01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:48.640 ever catch on? 1976 01:29:51.079 --> 01:29:54.079 Did Queen get paid? This is an injustice? 1977 01:29:54.720 --> 01:29:58.359 You know what? Forget my wife? I am, I am now, 1978 01:29:58.600 --> 01:30:01.000 I am now defending Freddie Mercury. 1979 01:30:03.680 --> 01:30:06.920 Poison Ivy breaks into his cell just as he finishes 1980 01:30:07.000 --> 01:30:10.760 up his last the last bar of ISOs Baby. She 1981 01:30:10.960 --> 01:30:13.920 pheromoones his guards. She gives them both the kiss of deaths, 1982 01:30:14.119 --> 01:30:16.960 and then she proposes an alliance with mister Freeze. And 1983 01:30:17.159 --> 01:30:20.880 Bain arrives with mister Freeze's cryogenic suit from Arkham's storage 1984 01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:23.800 closet presumably mm hmm. They bust through the wall of 1985 01:30:23.840 --> 01:30:26.399 his cell and mister Freeze tells Poison Ivy to get 1986 01:30:26.439 --> 01:30:29.119 his wife while he gets more diamonds, and. 1987 01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:31.319 She's like, you never told me I had a wife. 1988 01:30:31.640 --> 01:30:31.960 Uh huh. 1989 01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:34.159 I almost wish they'd given her if they're gonna do 1990 01:30:34.239 --> 01:30:36.439 the may West thing, I have no complaints, to be clear, 1991 01:30:36.479 --> 01:30:38.279 but if they're gonna do the may West thing, have 1992 01:30:38.479 --> 01:30:40.319 give her some old like may West lines. 1993 01:30:40.720 --> 01:30:42.920 Yeah, but she does have a great line in the 1994 01:30:42.960 --> 01:30:45.079 scene where he's like, I need the diamond from my 1995 01:30:45.239 --> 01:30:48.439 hideout and she says, I'll help you grab your rocks. 1996 01:30:48.960 --> 01:30:49.159 Yes. 1997 01:30:49.800 --> 01:30:52.319 Later on, she's like flirting with Robin and he's like, 1998 01:30:52.359 --> 01:30:54.520 I need a sign that you're not gonna kill me, 1999 01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:56.720 and she goes slippery when wet and I'm like, yes, 2000 01:30:57.800 --> 01:30:59.079 clutching my pearls. 2001 01:30:59.159 --> 01:31:00.800 I was like, my goodness. 2002 01:31:02.079 --> 01:31:04.079 So she's not pleased to hear that he has a wife, 2003 01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:06.439 but she agrees. She's like, fine, I'll go save your 2004 01:31:06.600 --> 01:31:09.359 stupid wife. He would, he would go to the wife first, 2005 01:31:09.399 --> 01:31:10.800 but he needs the diamonds to survive. 2006 01:31:10.960 --> 01:31:12.960 Yeah, his suit, his suit is losing power. 2007 01:31:13.119 --> 01:31:13.319 Yeah. 2008 01:31:13.600 --> 01:31:16.640 Back at Wayne Manor, Bruce asks Alfred about his health. 2009 01:31:16.680 --> 01:31:18.600 He's like, now I know you're sick, Like, I can 2010 01:31:18.640 --> 01:31:20.119 get you the best treatments. I can get you the 2011 01:31:20.199 --> 01:31:23.640 best doctors, and Alfred is like, no, master way, I've 2012 01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:25.800 already seen the best treatments. Look, you think you know 2013 01:31:25.920 --> 01:31:27.560 the best doctors. I've been taking you to the best 2014 01:31:27.600 --> 01:31:30.880 doctors for years, and Bruce wonders if he's ever regretted 2015 01:31:30.960 --> 01:31:34.520 his life working for the Waynes, and Alfred says, of course, 2016 01:31:34.640 --> 01:31:37.359 not to work for heroes, and Bruce says, not all 2017 01:31:37.399 --> 01:31:39.520 heroes wear capes, but it really works. 2018 01:31:39.840 --> 01:31:40.880 Really fucking works. 2019 01:31:41.680 --> 01:31:45.479 Dick bursts in and he's like, Bruce, we gotta lub 2020 01:31:45.600 --> 01:31:48.560 up and get those gimpsuits on. Mister Freeze has escaped, 2021 01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:50.880 and they run off to jump into like the the 2022 01:31:51.520 --> 01:31:54.239 that of ky jelly that they have before. They slide 2023 01:31:54.319 --> 01:31:54.840 right into their. 2024 01:31:54.760 --> 01:31:59.000 Batsuits absolutely so. Bevan and Robin head to mister Freeze's 2025 01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:01.319 hide out and they're like, on their way to mister 2026 01:32:01.319 --> 01:32:04.359 Freeze's hide out, they discuss how they realize now that 2027 01:32:04.479 --> 01:32:06.279 poison Ivy is not a good guy. 2028 01:32:06.600 --> 01:32:06.840 Mmm. 2029 01:32:07.319 --> 01:32:10.159 They're like, basically the pheromone power that she has over 2030 01:32:10.239 --> 01:32:12.680 them has worn off, so it takes days for this 2031 01:32:13.000 --> 01:32:15.239 thing to wear off. They find the secret chamber that 2032 01:32:15.319 --> 01:32:18.359 mister Freeze keeps his wife in, and Batman notes that 2033 01:32:18.399 --> 01:32:21.479 Freeze has actually managed to find a cure for McGregor's 2034 01:32:21.479 --> 01:32:24.720 syndrome in its early stages, but that the disease is 2035 01:32:24.760 --> 01:32:28.279 too far advanced for Nora for for mister Freeze to 2036 01:32:28.760 --> 01:32:32.199 save his wife, currently Yea. From underneath the room, Mister 2037 01:32:32.319 --> 01:32:36.079 Freeze and Poison Ivy see the heroes like they're they're they're. 2038 01:32:36.000 --> 01:32:37.840 They're in the basement of the ice cream factory. 2039 01:32:38.920 --> 01:32:39.199 Cool. 2040 01:32:39.560 --> 01:32:42.319 Yeah, not a euphemism, No, not at all. 2041 01:32:42.760 --> 01:32:44.760 Mister Freeze goes to get his diamonds so he can 2042 01:32:44.840 --> 01:32:47.880 power up and and Poison Ivy stays and she confronts 2043 01:32:47.920 --> 01:32:51.159 Batman and Robin by herself. Her pheromones snake up through 2044 01:32:51.199 --> 01:32:53.279 the grate, so they have They don't even know she's there, 2045 01:32:53.319 --> 01:32:56.159 and she's already affecting them. These pheromones lead the two 2046 01:32:56.199 --> 01:32:58.279 heroes to go down into the basement of the building. 2047 01:32:58.640 --> 01:33:02.199 In the basement, the two encounter Baine, who easily like 2048 01:33:02.359 --> 01:33:06.119 tosses Robin aside. So while Batman is fighting Baine like 2049 01:33:06.359 --> 01:33:09.119 like a little ways away, Poison Ivy crouches down in 2050 01:33:09.159 --> 01:33:11.399 front of Robin gives him a face full of pheromones. 2051 01:33:11.800 --> 01:33:13.920 She tries to do the same to Batman when Batman 2052 01:33:14.039 --> 01:33:16.239 lands close to her, but he is intelligent enough to 2053 01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:19.560 not breathe in. After that failure, she lets Baine take 2054 01:33:19.600 --> 01:33:22.760 on Batman again and returns to Robin blowing another set 2055 01:33:22.840 --> 01:33:24.159 of pheromones in his face. 2056 01:33:24.439 --> 01:33:26.800 She's gonna make this poor kid blow out his pants. 2057 01:33:29.000 --> 01:33:31.119 He's gonna have a nocturnal emission mid battle. 2058 01:33:31.319 --> 01:33:35.520 He is already a teenaged boy. Yeah, girl, you don't 2059 01:33:35.600 --> 01:33:36.600 have to fight this hard. 2060 01:33:37.000 --> 01:33:39.840 She almost manages to plant a kiss on Robin when 2061 01:33:39.920 --> 01:33:41.079 Batman interrupts. 2062 01:33:41.439 --> 01:33:43.960 He's like, hey, remember we heard about their arrival. 2063 01:33:44.039 --> 01:33:46.760 We heard about these agents that were they died through 2064 01:33:46.800 --> 01:33:49.720 poison introduced to their mouths. If she kisses you, she's 2065 01:33:49.720 --> 01:33:52.000 trying to kill you. Her kiss is poison. So Batman 2066 01:33:52.039 --> 01:33:54.760 has actually figured out some stuff here. Robin's like, why 2067 01:33:54.800 --> 01:33:57.520 are you always stopping pretty ladies from kissing me? He's 2068 01:33:57.560 --> 01:33:59.920 like covering the front of his crotch because it's bone 2069 01:34:00.079 --> 01:34:01.079 is actually poked through the rubber. 2070 01:34:01.119 --> 01:34:04.319 He's like, oh god, he destroyed that suit. His cock 2071 01:34:04.359 --> 01:34:11.119 and Poulter out just punch right through. The two heroes 2072 01:34:11.159 --> 01:34:15.039 get into a fight. Poison Ivy makes her way upstairs. 2073 01:34:15.279 --> 01:34:18.119 So this is when Robin winds up in the vat 2074 01:34:18.199 --> 01:34:21.880 of chemicals that you wanted something to happen for, And 2075 01:34:22.000 --> 01:34:25.039 this is the explanation they are in the basement of 2076 01:34:25.119 --> 01:34:28.800 an ice cream factory that is a pistachio ice cream 2077 01:34:28.880 --> 01:34:30.399 base that he was tossed into. 2078 01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:34.840 So, by the logic of this world, shouldn't that turn 2079 01:34:34.960 --> 01:34:37.359 him into some kind of pistachio supervillain. 2080 01:34:37.720 --> 01:34:40.239 Only if there's chemicals in the ice cream. Maybe it's 2081 01:34:40.239 --> 01:34:41.439 an all natural ice cream. 2082 01:34:41.560 --> 01:34:45.279 Could he be called mister mustachioed Pistachio I hope so, 2083 01:34:45.560 --> 01:34:48.560 and turn green and have a long mustache, and his 2084 01:34:48.720 --> 01:34:50.960 whole thing would be that he's a creamy delight. 2085 01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:56.840 Bruce would love him even more like this. 2086 01:34:57.319 --> 01:35:00.720 Bothered me so much that there is a of green 2087 01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:05.359 goo in his factory that a character falls into and 2088 01:35:05.600 --> 01:35:06.439 nothing happens. 2089 01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:08.760 I had the exact same reaction the first time, because 2090 01:35:08.760 --> 01:35:10.600 I didn't realize it was an ice cream factory. It 2091 01:35:10.640 --> 01:35:12.119 wasn't until I was like, oh, it's an actual ice 2092 01:35:12.159 --> 01:35:15.359 cream factory. Okay, I now can at least write a 2093 01:35:15.439 --> 01:35:17.520 story in my head for what that is. It's not 2094 01:35:17.760 --> 01:35:20.680 toxic waste or your venom or whatever it needs to 2095 01:35:20.720 --> 01:35:23.680 be in this world. It's just it's just eggs, cream, 2096 01:35:23.760 --> 01:35:26.359 pistachio flavoring, and sugar and touch the salt. 2097 01:35:26.560 --> 01:35:29.560 Okay, what if he file into the mint that okay, 2098 01:35:29.600 --> 01:35:31.920 but it's like that bad minut ice cream that's green 2099 01:35:32.000 --> 01:35:32.920 instead of the good min. 2100 01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:33.720 I say, yeah, that's white. 2101 01:35:33.840 --> 01:35:36.359 His code name already got it. It's winter green, winter green. 2102 01:35:36.479 --> 01:35:37.680 Ooh yeah. 2103 01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:41.119 And he like he like subdues you with his sexy breath. 2104 01:35:41.640 --> 01:35:42.640 Oh yes, he. 2105 01:35:42.720 --> 01:35:45.039 Blows in your general direction and you're like, god, you 2106 01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:47.159 smell good. And then it goes in for the punch. 2107 01:35:47.520 --> 01:35:47.720 Yeah. 2108 01:35:47.840 --> 01:35:50.000 What if you got flipped into a vat of moose tracks? 2109 01:35:50.600 --> 01:35:53.560 Oh no, oh yeah, all of his appendages morphed into 2110 01:35:53.600 --> 01:35:55.359 moose into moose hoofs. 2111 01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:58.119 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Oh so it 2112 01:35:58.159 --> 01:36:01.520 doesn't have to be green then all right, well come on, now. 2113 01:36:01.439 --> 01:36:02.720 We're opening up a whole world. 2114 01:36:02.840 --> 01:36:05.159 Oh no, oh no, he falls into a vat of 2115 01:36:05.239 --> 01:36:06.439 Neapolitan ice cream. 2116 01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:09.199 Oh god, And and and he takes over Europe. 2117 01:36:09.239 --> 01:36:11.399 He takes over, He takes over Europe. But he has 2118 01:36:11.479 --> 01:36:12.840 three distinct personalities. 2119 01:36:13.119 --> 01:36:16.359 In my brain, Neopolitan ice cream is based on Napoleon 2120 01:36:16.479 --> 01:36:17.279 and not Naples. 2121 01:36:17.520 --> 01:36:18.279 Okay, gotcha. 2122 01:36:18.399 --> 01:36:20.720 I want everyone to know where my brain is going 2123 01:36:20.800 --> 01:36:23.199 and why. I don't think that's true. I think it's 2124 01:36:23.199 --> 01:36:26.359 supposed to be Naples and not Napoleon. 2125 01:36:26.600 --> 01:36:28.560 But even as a kid, I was like this, this 2126 01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:31.560 ice cream is named after Napoleon, and I refuse to 2127 01:36:31.720 --> 01:36:32.560 change my opinion. 2128 01:36:32.720 --> 01:36:36.199 It's just dig in your heels, absolutely fucking now. Yeah, 2129 01:36:36.399 --> 01:36:37.359 this is a fact. 2130 01:36:38.159 --> 01:36:40.239 I have made it a fact. I don't know that 2131 01:36:40.319 --> 01:36:43.199 it's true, and it very well could be that Napoleon. 2132 01:36:43.359 --> 01:36:45.680 Neapolitan ice cream is named after Napoleon because he did 2133 01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:46.840 wear like a tricolor hat. 2134 01:36:46.920 --> 01:36:49.119 But well, I know that he I think the the 2135 01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:51.520 Napoleon is actually for Napoleon, but. 2136 01:36:51.520 --> 01:36:53.079 The Neapolitan ice cream is for nap I. 2137 01:36:53.239 --> 01:36:55.439 Feel like that's I'm not positive though, I'm really. 2138 01:36:55.399 --> 01:36:58.520 Not never been so sure that I'm wrong about something 2139 01:36:58.600 --> 01:37:02.079 and yet refuse to change my opinion, my belief. 2140 01:37:02.239 --> 01:37:03.800 It's not an opinion, it's a belief. 2141 01:37:03.960 --> 01:37:06.880 But anyway, he falls into that of Neapolitan ice cream 2142 01:37:07.199 --> 01:37:08.520 and then becomes Napoleon. 2143 01:37:08.840 --> 01:37:11.560 Yeah, is what's happening. It's fantastic cosign. 2144 01:37:13.359 --> 01:37:15.800 So anyway, while he's getting out of the that of 2145 01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:18.079 chemicals and or pistachio ice cream based. 2146 01:37:18.199 --> 01:37:20.840 Oh no, don't fall into the chunky monkey. 2147 01:37:24.840 --> 01:37:26.800 Whatever you do, don't fall into the fish food. 2148 01:37:27.119 --> 01:37:29.279 Oh no. Oh my god if it was a Ben 2149 01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:30.239 and Jerry's factory. 2150 01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:33.520 Honestly, no supervillains are made in a Ben and Jerry's factory. 2151 01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:35.199 It's all just very mellow, chopy. 2152 01:37:35.359 --> 01:37:37.000 Do you want to know what though, I'm now remembering 2153 01:37:37.039 --> 01:37:39.000 when I was in college. It's the true story that 2154 01:37:39.239 --> 01:37:42.920 my favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor, which hasn't since been discontinued, 2155 01:37:42.960 --> 01:37:45.920 it was pistachio ice cream with actual pistachios in it, 2156 01:37:46.239 --> 01:37:48.319 and it was swirled together with chocolate ice cream with 2157 01:37:48.439 --> 01:37:51.000 chocolate covered almonds in it. And it was called that 2158 01:37:51.279 --> 01:37:53.800 of ice cream that you really don't want to fall 2159 01:37:53.880 --> 01:38:01.560 into world nuts or swirled nut, swirled nuts. I should say, 2160 01:38:06.119 --> 01:38:09.239 all right, all right? So anyway, Poison IVY like lets 2161 01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:13.600 them fight amongst themselves. She goes upstairs into the room 2162 01:38:13.840 --> 01:38:18.439 with Missus Freeze in it, and she disconnects the suspended 2163 01:38:18.439 --> 01:38:22.520 animation chamber. She says, I don't like competition, right, so 2164 01:38:22.640 --> 01:38:24.680 she is killing Missus Freeze. 2165 01:38:24.920 --> 01:38:26.880 We cut to Poison IVS hide out. 2166 01:38:27.319 --> 01:38:31.159 She and mister Freeze reconnect and she's like, I'm really 2167 01:38:31.199 --> 01:38:34.079 sorry your wife's dead, and he's like, what what happened? 2168 01:38:34.079 --> 01:38:37.760 And she goes Batman Batman killed your wife, he deactivated 2169 01:38:37.760 --> 01:38:42.840 her chamber. He is enraged, So now his whole like 2170 01:38:43.680 --> 01:38:46.520 reason for living has gone, So he's gonna. 2171 01:38:46.319 --> 01:38:48.159 Have a new one, vengeance. 2172 01:38:50.880 --> 01:38:53.680 No better reason exists, and Poison Ivy says there's no 2173 01:38:53.840 --> 01:38:58.079 point in only punishing Batman and Robin and not punishing. 2174 01:38:57.760 --> 01:39:01.880 The society that created them. Mister Freeze is like, I 2175 01:39:02.000 --> 01:39:03.439 don't follow that logic. 2176 01:39:03.199 --> 01:39:05.880 At all, but a mad so yes, yes, yes, and 2177 01:39:06.159 --> 01:39:09.960 sure none of that made any kind of sense, but yes, 2178 01:39:10.760 --> 01:39:12.279 Poison Ivy is fucking thrilled. 2179 01:39:12.359 --> 01:39:14.720 She's like, yes, I have another She's basically another Bane 2180 01:39:14.880 --> 01:39:18.680 at her Betman call. Once they murder all humans outside 2181 01:39:18.720 --> 01:39:22.119 of themselves, of course, Yeah, her hybrid snake plants will 2182 01:39:22.159 --> 01:39:24.760 take over the earth and she and mister Freeze will 2183 01:39:24.960 --> 01:39:28.319 rule them. Why would someone whose whole thing is plants 2184 01:39:28.439 --> 01:39:31.000 be like into someone whose whole thing is frost. 2185 01:39:31.359 --> 01:39:33.880 Well, now we're thinking too hard Erica. 2186 01:39:34.199 --> 01:39:37.079 The world he wants is not one that's compatible with plants. 2187 01:39:37.680 --> 01:39:39.560 My favorite part about the scene is when she just 2188 01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:42.319 mentions her her hybrid snake slash plants, which is the 2189 01:39:42.359 --> 01:39:45.119 thing she was talking about in the first scene. Remember, 2190 01:39:45.159 --> 01:39:48.399 but we haven't heard from them again. Then Bain hands 2191 01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:53.000 her this little Audrey too puppet yeah from off screen, 2192 01:39:53.119 --> 01:39:56.000 and she starts cooing at this plant. This plant will 2193 01:39:56.079 --> 01:39:58.560 not appear again in the movie. It has not been 2194 01:39:58.640 --> 01:40:00.640 referenced prior except that one time. 2195 01:40:00.479 --> 01:40:01.000 In the scene. 2196 01:40:01.760 --> 01:40:04.119 They could not have stolen this Audrey for like this 2197 01:40:04.279 --> 01:40:06.800 plant more from Little Shopopa. Absolutely not, and it looks 2198 01:40:06.880 --> 01:40:09.439 exactly which is probably a reference. 2199 01:40:09.520 --> 01:40:11.720 Right This movie is already referencing a million other movies, 2200 01:40:11.760 --> 01:40:14.760 so that's probably the reason I'll give it that pass. 2201 01:40:15.119 --> 01:40:18.359 Back at Wayne Manor, the doctor reports that Alfred has 2202 01:40:18.399 --> 01:40:21.720 stage one mcgregors syndrome and there's nothing that can be 2203 01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:24.279 done for him except for everyone to just sit back 2204 01:40:24.359 --> 01:40:28.239 and watch him die because we got nothing. Bruce and 2205 01:40:28.439 --> 01:40:31.319 Dick remember that Freeze found a cure for the disease 2206 01:40:31.359 --> 01:40:33.319 at the stage, but they don't know how he did it. 2207 01:40:33.560 --> 01:40:36.760 They only know that mister Freeze has a cure. Then 2208 01:40:36.760 --> 01:40:39.960 they get into another pointless fight. This is what should 2209 01:40:39.960 --> 01:40:43.760 have been cut, all of these fights with like. It 2210 01:40:43.840 --> 01:40:46.399 could have just been that like Dick wants more independence. 2211 01:40:46.960 --> 01:40:49.479 No one loves a chained Dick. A cage Dick, I 2212 01:40:49.560 --> 01:40:52.800 mean cage Dick is actually very popular in certain circles. 2213 01:40:53.199 --> 01:40:55.079 Now that I think about it, I'm not quickly into it, 2214 01:40:55.239 --> 01:40:58.479 but you know, I whatever floats your boat amongst consenting adults. 2215 01:40:58.960 --> 01:41:00.960 There's a bar in Sandford, Cisco. I'm thinking of it. 2216 01:41:01.119 --> 01:41:03.760 Yeah, yeah, it's a pointless fight. Dick is like, you're 2217 01:41:03.840 --> 01:41:06.880 jealous because Ivy wants me and not you, while Bruce, 2218 01:41:07.000 --> 01:41:09.560 rather than punching the little shit in the throat, correctly 2219 01:41:09.600 --> 01:41:12.680 points out that poison Ivy is using her abilities to 2220 01:41:12.880 --> 01:41:15.880 make us fight with each other. Dick will hear none 2221 01:41:15.960 --> 01:41:17.840 of it. She told me that I should get a 2222 01:41:17.960 --> 01:41:20.159 Robin signal in the sky, and that's what I want. 2223 01:41:20.239 --> 01:41:22.920 I want my own Robin signal. And he like stalks 2224 01:41:22.960 --> 01:41:23.600 off in a huff. 2225 01:41:23.960 --> 01:41:25.720 Truly an uphill battle with this carric. 2226 01:41:25.840 --> 01:41:28.079 Really it's really not Chris O'Donnell's fault. 2227 01:41:28.319 --> 01:41:31.600 Alfred is on his deathbed. He asks Barbara to take 2228 01:41:31.640 --> 01:41:34.600 a message to his brother. It's like a DVD that's. 2229 01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:37.239 Incased CD ROM. It's a CD ROM. 2230 01:41:37.359 --> 01:41:39.720 It is one hundred percent of CD ROM in case 2231 01:41:39.800 --> 01:41:42.039 and like a CD ROM case. And he's like, it's 2232 01:41:42.039 --> 01:41:43.760 a it's a message that I made for my brother. 2233 01:41:44.680 --> 01:41:47.439 I trust you because your family but I and I 2234 01:41:47.600 --> 01:41:50.960 need you to deliver deliver this to him, but don't. 2235 01:41:51.079 --> 01:41:53.920 Read the message or listen to the message. And she's like, absolutely, 2236 01:41:54.520 --> 01:41:57.800 promise you, I will absolutely never read this message. 2237 01:41:58.119 --> 01:42:01.560 We cut back to the Gotham Observatory, Bruce is scheduled 2238 01:42:01.760 --> 01:42:05.760 to dedicate the telescope. Bewilderingly, Julie el McPherson is still 2239 01:42:05.800 --> 01:42:08.279 with him. She's still making public appearances with him. 2240 01:42:08.279 --> 01:42:10.119 I don't know why. There's no explanation. 2241 01:42:10.720 --> 01:42:13.520 He is rich, fair enough and very hot and maybe 2242 01:42:13.560 --> 01:42:14.840 you know, I could see him being good in bed? 2243 01:42:15.039 --> 01:42:15.920 Oh you know he's good? 2244 01:42:16.199 --> 01:42:20.119 Yeah, yeah, Okay, which of the Batman is best in bed? 2245 01:42:20.239 --> 01:42:23.199 We have Keaton, we have Kilmer, we have Clooney, we 2246 01:42:23.359 --> 01:42:26.920 have Bail. Have there been another bat I feel like 2247 01:42:26.920 --> 01:42:27.520 there's another. 2248 01:42:27.359 --> 01:42:29.720 One, Ben Affleck, Robert Pattinson. 2249 01:42:29.760 --> 01:42:31.439 Jesus Christ. How many of these have they made? 2250 01:42:32.359 --> 01:42:34.039 I think that's it for the modern day. 2251 01:42:35.199 --> 01:42:38.119 We have to include Adams Adam West. It's not fair 2252 01:42:38.239 --> 01:42:39.159 not to include Adam West. 2253 01:42:39.159 --> 01:42:42.079 Okay, are we ranking them or we're just doing who's best? 2254 01:42:42.479 --> 01:42:45.000 No, just who's bad? Because honestly, I didn't know two 2255 01:42:45.039 --> 01:42:46.800 of those were Batman until you mentioned it. 2256 01:42:47.000 --> 01:42:49.520 I'm gonna be honest, I'm not super familiar with Adam West, 2257 01:42:49.640 --> 01:42:51.800 so I am just gonna rule him out, not not 2258 01:42:52.079 --> 01:42:54.720 because of anything about. 2259 01:42:54.479 --> 01:42:55.960 Him, I just don't know him well enough. I'm gonna 2260 01:42:55.960 --> 01:42:57.319 go with the more modern Batman. 2261 01:42:57.439 --> 01:43:02.000 Honestly, Adam West is if Batman had dad. But it's 2262 01:43:02.079 --> 01:43:03.960 not the worst thing in the world. But it's not 2263 01:43:04.239 --> 01:43:05.119 it's not what you want. 2264 01:43:05.279 --> 01:43:08.000 It's not what you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's absolutely 2265 01:43:08.039 --> 01:43:09.239 not Christian Bell's Batman. 2266 01:43:09.319 --> 01:43:11.199 He's way too He's too narcissistic. 2267 01:43:11.760 --> 01:43:14.239 See, like I would like I feel like there's a 2268 01:43:14.359 --> 01:43:16.359 darkness in that one. Yeah, there's a darkness in that 2269 01:43:16.439 --> 01:43:19.119 Batman that you kind of want in the in the sheet. 2270 01:43:19.399 --> 01:43:21.600 Yeah, you want a darkness, but you don't want all darkness, 2271 01:43:21.600 --> 01:43:23.039 which is why I'm leaning Keaton. 2272 01:43:23.479 --> 01:43:26.960 Keaton got dark but also seemed like you could have fun. 2273 01:43:27.439 --> 01:43:30.079 Keaton fucks eaton Fox exactly fucks. 2274 01:43:30.239 --> 01:43:30.439 Yeah. 2275 01:43:31.000 --> 01:43:34.239 Like, here's my issue with Kilmer. He's too good looking. Hmm, No, 2276 01:43:34.319 --> 01:43:35.720 one that good looking is good. 2277 01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:39.319 It's interesting. I've never found Val Kilmer particularly attractive. 2278 01:43:39.840 --> 01:43:43.840 I can recognize, like like a scientist studying a diorama 2279 01:43:43.920 --> 01:43:46.079 in the Naturalistory Museum like that is a good looking man, 2280 01:43:46.199 --> 01:43:48.840 but I do not find him sexy, understood. 2281 01:43:48.920 --> 01:43:51.000 But I again, I think people who are that good 2282 01:43:51.039 --> 01:43:52.479 looking are just not going to be as good at 2283 01:43:52.560 --> 01:43:54.359 sex as some of our other. 2284 01:43:54.359 --> 01:43:56.920 Can you know? I could see Pattinson kind of being 2285 01:43:57.000 --> 01:43:57.720 a freak in the sheep. 2286 01:43:57.800 --> 01:43:59.439 Oh you know, I'm gonna go with Clooney Batman. I 2287 01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:03.479 think it's Batman because also this Batman is obviously fluid. 2288 01:44:03.600 --> 01:44:05.760 Oh yeah, Clooney Batman is definitely the one that's gonna 2289 01:44:05.800 --> 01:44:06.319 let you peg him. 2290 01:44:06.720 --> 01:44:10.439 Yeah, this is the Batman that's like yo, yes, and yeah. 2291 01:44:10.520 --> 01:44:13.920 So you're going Keaton, I'm going Clooney, yep. I think 2292 01:44:14.039 --> 01:44:14.960 Bail is the number two. 2293 01:44:15.000 --> 01:44:17.840 Honestly, No, Bail is low on my list. I mean 2294 01:44:18.039 --> 01:44:20.880 Clooney's my number two. Cloney and Keaton were my were my. 2295 01:44:21.439 --> 01:44:24.119 Were my top two Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah they 2296 01:44:24.119 --> 01:44:25.720 were my top ten my bottoms. 2297 01:44:27.319 --> 01:44:28.640 Listeners, how would you get. 2298 01:44:30.359 --> 01:44:33.000 Let us know, let us know. Okay. 2299 01:44:33.039 --> 01:44:36.199 So meanwhile, while Bruce and Julie are at the observatory, 2300 01:44:36.600 --> 01:44:38.840 poison Ivy is there as well. She's in She's back 2301 01:44:38.880 --> 01:44:41.479 in doctor Issley Drag and she gets the keys to 2302 01:44:41.560 --> 01:44:44.840 the police station from Commissioner Gordon using her pheromones, and 2303 01:44:44.920 --> 01:44:46.199 she's like, where's the bat signal? 2304 01:44:46.239 --> 01:44:46.960 I know you know where it is? 2305 01:44:47.039 --> 01:44:48.680 And he's like, it's on It's on the roof of 2306 01:44:48.800 --> 01:44:51.000 the police building. She's like great, she gets the keys, 2307 01:44:51.239 --> 01:44:54.520 she heads to the roof with Baine. This is gets 2308 01:44:54.680 --> 01:44:57.640 very confusing. Now it looks like she has Baine set 2309 01:44:57.720 --> 01:45:01.079 off the bat signal. I think what actually happens is 2310 01:45:01.159 --> 01:45:04.439 she has been ripped the bat signal off the roof 2311 01:45:04.560 --> 01:45:08.119 of the police station, then carry it through Gotham somehow 2312 01:45:08.439 --> 01:45:11.279 to the roof of the Turkish baths and then fashion 2313 01:45:11.439 --> 01:45:14.399 a Robin icon so she can replace the bat signal 2314 01:45:14.640 --> 01:45:17.199 with a Robin icon, and also somehow get a bunch 2315 01:45:17.239 --> 01:45:20.199 of red light bulbs so she can reflect the red 2316 01:45:20.319 --> 01:45:23.319 Robin signal into the sky and lead him to the 2317 01:45:23.399 --> 01:45:25.399 Turkish bathouse that she has made her evil there. 2318 01:45:25.479 --> 01:45:28.000 Because that's what happens in the movie. 2319 01:45:28.720 --> 01:45:31.159 Are we sure she stole the og bat signal or 2320 01:45:31.239 --> 01:45:32.960 did she just fashion a new one for Robin. 2321 01:45:33.199 --> 01:45:35.640 If if she didn't steal it, I don't know what 2322 01:45:35.760 --> 01:45:37.840 the purpose of the scene with Baine on the roof 2323 01:45:37.960 --> 01:45:40.399 is because it's not like Bruce sees the bat signal 2324 01:45:41.079 --> 01:45:45.079 and goes somewhere that that bat signal doesn't mean anything 2325 01:45:45.159 --> 01:45:47.520 then unless there's a cut scene where like that's how 2326 01:45:48.039 --> 01:45:50.880 she like lured him away from the observatory. But she 2327 01:45:50.960 --> 01:45:53.800 does not know that Bruce Wayne is Batman. That wouldn't 2328 01:45:53.800 --> 01:45:55.119 even be on her list of things to do. 2329 01:45:55.920 --> 01:45:56.159 Yeah. 2330 01:45:56.800 --> 01:45:59.680 Meanwhile, remember Barbara being like, I swear to you, my 2331 01:45:59.800 --> 01:46:02.359 dam huncle, that I will never read this thing that 2332 01:46:02.479 --> 01:46:04.039 you handed to me, and I will make sure it 2333 01:46:04.119 --> 01:46:07.319 gets to your brother in India. She immediately ignores that 2334 01:46:07.800 --> 01:46:10.159 and opens the message he left for his brother, and 2335 01:46:10.479 --> 01:46:11.079 she managed it. 2336 01:46:13.119 --> 01:46:16.960 There is a moving target with Barbara and how good 2337 01:46:17.079 --> 01:46:20.600 she is at computers. Yeah, that is very funny. 2338 01:46:20.359 --> 01:46:22.560 Because at the beginning of the movie she is like 2339 01:46:22.760 --> 01:46:26.960 apparently her her top subject in school was computers computer science, 2340 01:46:27.640 --> 01:46:30.399 and at the end of the movie she becomes a 2341 01:46:30.479 --> 01:46:34.079 computer genius again yep, and like saves the day using 2342 01:46:34.119 --> 01:46:35.399 her computer genius skills. 2343 01:46:36.399 --> 01:46:39.680 But at this point, she puts. 2344 01:46:39.479 --> 01:46:42.880 The CD wrong into her uncle's computer and there's a 2345 01:46:42.960 --> 01:46:47.079 password and she she just puts in Alfred. 2346 01:46:47.159 --> 01:46:50.319 She uses his name. Whose password is their name? 2347 01:46:50.600 --> 01:46:51.239 I agree? 2348 01:46:51.640 --> 01:46:57.319 But also the password winds up being peg peg her 2349 01:46:57.399 --> 01:46:59.800 mother's name. Can you imagine a world where your password 2350 01:46:59.800 --> 01:47:01.159 even could be three characters? 2351 01:47:01.680 --> 01:47:02.520 Just three characters? 2352 01:47:02.640 --> 01:47:02.840 Yeah. 2353 01:47:02.880 --> 01:47:04.920 Well, first she types in her mother's full name, Margaret, 2354 01:47:05.000 --> 01:47:07.840 and it's not it, and then she's like peg. I'm 2355 01:47:07.920 --> 01:47:09.920 like it should have just been Margaret. 2356 01:47:10.199 --> 01:47:10.399 Yeah. 2357 01:47:10.960 --> 01:47:14.520 Yeah, that's a really easy password to decode. The woman's 2358 01:47:14.600 --> 01:47:16.960 picture is next to his computer and it says look 2359 01:47:17.119 --> 01:47:21.159 peg on it. So okay, So anyway, she figures it 2360 01:47:21.199 --> 01:47:23.680 all out. She finds out who Batman is. Blah blah blah. 2361 01:47:24.359 --> 01:47:27.319 Bruce is in the bat Cave when a Robin signal 2362 01:47:27.479 --> 01:47:30.680 is beamed into the air. Robin appears. He's already lubed 2363 01:47:30.720 --> 01:47:32.760 up and gimped up. He's in his suit. He's convinced 2364 01:47:32.800 --> 01:47:35.640 that poison ivy is summoning him. He got so many 2365 01:47:35.680 --> 01:47:39.039 pheromones that last encounter that he is still completely under 2366 01:47:39.079 --> 01:47:42.000 her spell. Bruce and him start arguing. Bruce gets to 2367 01:47:42.279 --> 01:47:44.920 say the line, and this is, honestly kudos to Clooney, 2368 01:47:44.960 --> 01:47:47.199 because again he's so good when he's Bruce. She wants 2369 01:47:47.279 --> 01:47:50.520 to kill you, Dick, just the exact right amount of 2370 01:47:50.520 --> 01:47:53.159 spin on dick there, and you want the right amount 2371 01:47:53.159 --> 01:47:55.039 of spin on Dick too much not good. 2372 01:47:55.239 --> 01:47:57.239 Yeah, you don't want to you don't want to overtrque. 2373 01:47:57.399 --> 01:48:03.640 Yeah, talk about world nuts. So Robin is convinced again 2374 01:48:03.680 --> 01:48:06.560 that Bruce is just jealous. And Bruce like, this is 2375 01:48:06.680 --> 01:48:09.000 like the story the movie wants to tell. He remembers 2376 01:48:09.039 --> 01:48:11.439 that Alfred told him, you have to like remember your family. 2377 01:48:11.479 --> 01:48:14.399 I'm not gonna be here forever. Like, so he implores him. 2378 01:48:14.479 --> 01:48:16.920 Bruce says, as a friend, as a partner, as a brother, 2379 01:48:17.039 --> 01:48:19.960 you have to trust me. She is a villain, right, 2380 01:48:20.079 --> 01:48:22.680 And Robin stops and he looks at Bruce, and then 2381 01:48:22.720 --> 01:48:23.239 we cut away. 2382 01:48:23.279 --> 01:48:24.359 We don't know what he decided. 2383 01:48:25.000 --> 01:48:28.239 Meanwhile, mister Freeze heads into the observatory, meaning to co 2384 01:48:28.439 --> 01:48:30.920 opt it in order to power his freezing gun of 2385 01:48:31.039 --> 01:48:31.680 Gotham City. 2386 01:48:31.840 --> 01:48:32.680 Y'all catch up with me? 2387 01:48:32.800 --> 01:48:33.039 Cool? 2388 01:48:33.880 --> 01:48:36.159 He freezes the two scientists who are working on the 2389 01:48:36.359 --> 01:48:41.640 on the whatever Ed proclaims tonight, hell freezes over. 2390 01:48:44.279 --> 01:48:46.239 I just want to do one quick shout out to 2391 01:48:46.279 --> 01:48:48.680 these two scientists. It's an Asian. It's an Asian man 2392 01:48:48.760 --> 01:48:51.760 and a black woman, who are the two largest roles 2393 01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:54.000 for people of color in this movie. But this this 2394 01:48:54.159 --> 01:48:57.439 actor who's playing the Asian man. The Asian male actor 2395 01:48:58.560 --> 01:49:00.479 is either making a choice or this is just his 2396 01:49:00.600 --> 01:49:03.079 natural voice. I don't know which, but has given a 2397 01:49:03.399 --> 01:49:06.279 thick New York accent. So when mister Freeze walks in, 2398 01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:08.319 he goes, who is this nutball? 2399 01:49:09.520 --> 01:49:09.920 So good? 2400 01:49:10.000 --> 01:49:10.640 It's so good. 2401 01:49:10.960 --> 01:49:13.399 He's you are doing the Lord's work because they're doing 2402 01:49:13.439 --> 01:49:15.640 all the comic there's a comic relief of the movie. 2403 01:49:15.800 --> 01:49:18.079 Funny to introduce the comic relief, like an hour and 2404 01:49:18.119 --> 01:49:20.199 a half into a two hour movie. But he they are, 2405 01:49:20.720 --> 01:49:22.359 and every time they nail it. 2406 01:49:22.520 --> 01:49:22.920 So okay. 2407 01:49:23.039 --> 01:49:26.239 So Barbara's gone through Alfred shit, she realizes who Bruce is. 2408 01:49:26.319 --> 01:49:27.000 Blah blah blah. 2409 01:49:27.119 --> 01:49:30.560 She finds the batcave, immediately trips the alarm yep and 2410 01:49:30.720 --> 01:49:32.920 instead of the alarm like kicking her out or locking 2411 01:49:33.000 --> 01:49:35.720 it down, Alfred shows up as Max headroom. 2412 01:49:36.000 --> 01:49:40.479 Yeah it is Max bedroom. And he's like, well, hello, Barbara, 2413 01:49:40.720 --> 01:49:43.359 I anticipated that this would happen. And I'm like, then, 2414 01:49:43.479 --> 01:49:45.840 why didn't you just give her the what's with all 2415 01:49:45.920 --> 01:49:51.479 this subtribuwe He's like, in fact, I knew that you 2416 01:49:51.520 --> 01:49:53.039 would ignore what I told you. 2417 01:49:53.520 --> 01:49:57.399 Do the thing anyway, find the batcave and become a 2418 01:49:57.520 --> 01:49:58.760 hero in your own right. 2419 01:49:58.720 --> 01:50:00.800 And therefore I have created. He did a super suit 2420 01:50:00.880 --> 01:50:03.319 for you, made to your measurements. When did he get 2421 01:50:03.359 --> 01:50:05.119 his niece's measurements? I don't want to know. 2422 01:50:05.560 --> 01:50:07.960 So now she has a super suit and there's a 2423 01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:11.079 bit there's a montage of Alicia Silverstone doing and like, 2424 01:50:11.199 --> 01:50:14.199 you know what equal equal, Yep, it's equal. It's like 2425 01:50:14.399 --> 01:50:17.199 the butt they do. Instead of a cod piece, they 2426 01:50:17.279 --> 01:50:18.520 just do a full front toal. 2427 01:50:18.399 --> 01:50:18.880 Of her coach. 2428 01:50:19.680 --> 01:50:21.840 No nipples on her on her boobs though, which that. 2429 01:50:21.960 --> 01:50:24.439 Would honestly have been so indecent that I would I 2430 01:50:24.680 --> 01:50:29.279 genuinely would have been like, no, that is a teenage girl, No, 2431 01:50:29.880 --> 01:50:31.159 stop sexualizing her. 2432 01:50:31.439 --> 01:50:34.039 But like they do the butt jiggle with her and everything. Yeah. 2433 01:50:34.439 --> 01:50:37.840 So Robin arrives at the source of the Robin signal, which, 2434 01:50:37.920 --> 01:50:40.520 as we said before, is Poison Ivy's Turkish bath hideout. 2435 01:50:41.640 --> 01:50:44.960 He heads inside, he finds Poison Ivy waiting for him. 2436 01:50:45.079 --> 01:50:49.239 She's she's lounging in this enormous venus fly trap. So 2437 01:50:49.359 --> 01:50:51.920 he approaches her. He walks all the way to her. 2438 01:50:52.000 --> 01:50:54.640 He lies down in the mouth of this enormous venus 2439 01:50:54.680 --> 01:50:56.239 fly trap with her and He says he wants to 2440 01:50:56.319 --> 01:50:58.239 be with her, but he needs to know she's serious 2441 01:50:58.279 --> 01:51:00.479 about turning over a new leaf. He needs a sign 2442 01:51:00.560 --> 01:51:04.159 of trust. He says, tell me your plan, and she says, 2443 01:51:04.279 --> 01:51:08.239 kiss me. This ends with her telling him that mister 2444 01:51:08.319 --> 01:51:11.159 Freeze has turned the telescope at the observatory into a 2445 01:51:11.279 --> 01:51:14.039 giant freeze gun and is about to turn Gotham into 2446 01:51:14.079 --> 01:51:15.920 an ice cube. So Robin says, I have to go 2447 01:51:15.960 --> 01:51:19.399 stop mister Freeze, and Poison Ivy says one kiss for luck, 2448 01:51:20.000 --> 01:51:23.319 and she kisses him, and she says, bad luck, it's 2449 01:51:23.479 --> 01:51:24.279 time to die. 2450 01:51:24.720 --> 01:51:25.760 But no, Erica. 2451 01:51:25.920 --> 01:51:30.239 It turns out Robin did trust Batman. He's wearing rubber 2452 01:51:30.399 --> 01:51:33.560 over his lips, so he's just fine. Never has a 2453 01:51:33.640 --> 01:51:36.479 dental dan been so heroic in all of cinema, ha 2454 01:51:36.640 --> 01:51:36.880 ha ha. 2455 01:51:37.279 --> 01:51:40.439 Poison Ivy shoves Robin into a pond and he's immediately 2456 01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:43.720 tangled up in vines. Now he's stuck and he's maybe drowning. 2457 01:51:44.199 --> 01:51:46.960 She runs into Batman, who's there to stop her. She 2458 01:51:47.159 --> 01:51:50.079 tangles him up in vines because again she actually has 2459 01:51:50.119 --> 01:51:53.520 a fucking superpower yep, and she heads out, and that's 2460 01:51:53.560 --> 01:51:56.439 when that girl crashes through the Skylight and says, you're 2461 01:51:56.520 --> 01:51:58.039 about to become compost. 2462 01:51:58.560 --> 01:51:59.439 This is rough. 2463 01:51:59.720 --> 01:52:02.359 This like it's not really her fault, but like she 2464 01:52:02.439 --> 01:52:04.199 doesn't doesn't have the way with the quip of a 2465 01:52:04.239 --> 01:52:05.119 Sarah Michelle Geller. 2466 01:52:05.520 --> 01:52:09.319 But also like the fight cooreo is tragic. 2467 01:52:09.560 --> 01:52:12.000 They little that they cared enough to try to make 2468 01:52:12.039 --> 01:52:14.439 this fight look interesting is actually a little sexist. 2469 01:52:14.600 --> 01:52:14.800 Yeah. 2470 01:52:14.880 --> 01:52:18.319 So she fights Batgirl and winds up caught up in 2471 01:52:18.399 --> 01:52:20.319 her own giant venus fly trap. 2472 01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:22.000 But not before she's like. 2473 01:52:22.319 --> 01:52:25.920 As I told missus Freeze before I killed her, I 2474 01:52:26.039 --> 01:52:28.560 don't like when other women are in the picture. Yeah, 2475 01:52:28.680 --> 01:52:30.359 and she's about to land what she thinks is like 2476 01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:32.920 a devastating blow on back Girl, and then Backgirl like 2477 01:52:33.279 --> 01:52:35.840 kicks her off and she lands into a venus fly trap. 2478 01:52:36.439 --> 01:52:38.479 Look, I don't like that. Can I be? 2479 01:52:38.640 --> 01:52:40.800 Can I just be a really big comic book nerd 2480 01:52:40.880 --> 01:52:43.600 for one second? Yes, you're gonna be really annoyed in me, 2481 01:52:43.640 --> 01:52:44.920 And I'm sorry advanced, No, I'm not. 2482 01:52:45.239 --> 01:52:46.119 No, I'm not do it. 2483 01:52:46.600 --> 01:52:51.359 Poison Ivy's power is that she controls plants. The Venus 2484 01:52:51.439 --> 01:52:55.399 flytrap is under her control. That is the basis of 2485 01:52:55.600 --> 01:52:56.520 her power set. 2486 01:52:57.119 --> 01:53:01.119 That is so stupid. They gave this so little thought. 2487 01:53:01.439 --> 01:53:03.880 Yes, just have back Girl kick her in the face 2488 01:53:03.960 --> 01:53:06.199 and knock her out and then they they tie her up. 2489 01:53:06.600 --> 01:53:09.680 Honestly though, like, have mister freeze over here. 2490 01:53:09.840 --> 01:53:12.000 I know that's what's gonna happen later, but mac mister 2491 01:53:12.079 --> 01:53:15.279 freeze over here that he killed that she killed his wife, and. 2492 01:53:15.439 --> 01:53:18.880 Have him freeze her. Yeah, you know what plants can't survive? 2493 01:53:19.039 --> 01:53:20.680 Is fucking frost yep? 2494 01:53:21.239 --> 01:53:23.159 Or is it has to be one of the like heroes. 2495 01:53:23.800 --> 01:53:25.159 Have them use weed killer on. 2496 01:53:25.199 --> 01:53:28.600 Her, right, sure, have them get out a lawnmower, like 2497 01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:30.479 what what if that? What if back Girl wrote it 2498 01:53:30.560 --> 01:53:35.039 on like one of those little riding mowers or a 2499 01:53:35.119 --> 01:53:40.520 weed whacker or or or like a leaf flower. Okay, 2500 01:53:40.640 --> 01:53:43.439 So so back Girls on the lawnmower, Batman has a 2501 01:53:43.520 --> 01:53:45.680 leaf blower and Robin has a weed whacker, and they're 2502 01:53:45.680 --> 01:53:47.920 all going after points Ivy. 2503 01:53:48.359 --> 01:53:51.960 It's a blood bass. It's a chloroform bath. 2504 01:53:52.720 --> 01:53:52.960 Okay. 2505 01:53:53.039 --> 01:53:56.039 So the three heroes like all meet and at at 2506 01:53:56.079 --> 01:53:58.600 one point they make poor Alicia Silverstone be like, Bruce, 2507 01:53:58.640 --> 01:54:01.319 it's me Barbara, as if he doesn't recognize her, and 2508 01:54:01.720 --> 01:54:05.000 he's like, oh, you know our secret identities, and she's like, 2509 01:54:05.079 --> 01:54:07.119 it's time to go stop mister Freeze, and they all 2510 01:54:07.199 --> 01:54:10.279 like run off right. We cut to the observatory. Freeze 2511 01:54:10.319 --> 01:54:14.159 and tones, let's kick some ice and starts to freeze 2512 01:54:14.239 --> 01:54:14.680 the city. 2513 01:54:15.239 --> 01:54:16.840 I'm starting to come around to these, but. 2514 01:54:18.920 --> 01:54:20.680 It's just because we've been recording so long. 2515 01:54:21.119 --> 01:54:24.039 When you say them, they're good, thank you, thank you. 2516 01:54:25.680 --> 01:54:29.399 Batman and company arrive and mister Freeze sees them coming, 2517 01:54:29.520 --> 01:54:32.079 so he tells Bain to kill Robin and back girl, 2518 01:54:32.359 --> 01:54:36.239 but leave the bat for me. Then Batman and his 2519 01:54:36.359 --> 01:54:39.720 two friends arrive at like the control center for this telescope. 2520 01:54:40.199 --> 01:54:42.640 Bain and mister Freeze are nowhere to be found. Suddenly 2521 01:54:42.760 --> 01:54:45.680 don't know what happened with them. He sets some heaters 2522 01:54:45.720 --> 01:54:48.319 on the two scientists, who have absolutely been encased in 2523 01:54:48.399 --> 01:54:51.199 ice longer than the eleven minutes that this movie arbitrarily 2524 01:54:51.239 --> 01:54:52.800 decided a human can survive this treatment. 2525 01:54:52.880 --> 01:54:56.159 But whatever, they're fine. He unfreezes the two scientists. 2526 01:54:56.359 --> 01:54:59.119 Despite unfreezing the two scientists, it's still the heroes that 2527 01:54:59.199 --> 01:55:01.960 come up with the idea of using the satellites connected 2528 01:55:02.000 --> 01:55:04.800 to the telescope to reflect the sunlight from the other 2529 01:55:04.880 --> 01:55:05.600 side of the Earth. 2530 01:55:05.680 --> 01:55:07.720 To thaw Gotham in eleven minutes. 2531 01:55:08.279 --> 01:55:08.479 Yep. 2532 01:55:08.960 --> 01:55:12.880 Unfortunately, mister Freeze is tired of letting them just stand 2533 01:55:12.920 --> 01:55:14.840 around and come up with ways to foil his plan, 2534 01:55:15.199 --> 01:55:18.079 so he appears and he attacks. He knocks the two 2535 01:55:18.199 --> 01:55:21.560 Beta heroes out the window and he takes on Batman. 2536 01:55:22.000 --> 01:55:24.680 Batman grapples with mister Freeze, both of them trying to 2537 01:55:24.720 --> 01:55:28.199 reset the telescope in time. Meanwhile, Baine attacks Robin and 2538 01:55:28.319 --> 01:55:32.079 back Girl. They're struggling because Bain is superhuman. He can 2539 01:55:32.319 --> 01:55:34.720 He's feet the strength of a thousand men and leads 2540 01:55:34.760 --> 01:55:37.359 to our teenagers and they're like, oh, we're losing. And 2541 01:55:37.439 --> 01:55:38.720 then all of a sudden, Robin. 2542 01:55:38.560 --> 01:55:42.279 Goes, hey, what about the hose? What about the hose 2543 01:55:42.359 --> 01:55:43.760 in the back of his helmet tee? 2544 01:55:44.520 --> 01:55:47.239 And one of them, I think is Batgirl, like kicks 2545 01:55:47.319 --> 01:55:51.039 it out and literally, like an exhaust pipe just comes 2546 01:55:51.119 --> 01:55:54.319 out like like nothing, huh, from the back of Bain's 2547 01:55:54.399 --> 01:55:57.560 head and just starts to spew like exhaust in the air, 2548 01:55:57.720 --> 01:55:58.680 and Bane. 2549 01:55:58.520 --> 01:56:00.960 Deflates back to his original size. 2550 01:56:01.119 --> 01:56:03.479 Yeah, this was so fucking stupid. 2551 01:56:04.359 --> 01:56:07.279 Meanwhile, Batman manages to attach one of his heaters to 2552 01:56:07.439 --> 01:56:11.600 Freeze's suit and knock him down, and then Batman resets 2553 01:56:11.640 --> 01:56:14.039 the satellites and beams sunlight into Gotham. 2554 01:56:14.159 --> 01:56:16.920 Batman's like, Haha, Freeze, I've got you now, but Freeze 2555 01:56:17.000 --> 01:56:18.800 is like, like, hell you do. He sets off a 2556 01:56:18.880 --> 01:56:21.199 series of bombs that he apparently set at some point, 2557 01:56:21.880 --> 01:56:25.800 he destroys the telescope. The telescope falls out of the observatory. 2558 01:56:26.000 --> 01:56:27.880 Those two scientists we talked about have been hanging on 2559 01:56:27.960 --> 01:56:30.560 to the telescope for a while, providing comic relief. He 2560 01:56:30.720 --> 01:56:33.439 saves the two scientists as the telescope crashes to the 2561 01:56:33.520 --> 01:56:34.079 ground below. 2562 01:56:34.680 --> 01:56:36.279 Robin and Batgirl join. 2563 01:56:36.199 --> 01:56:38.720 Batman as they try to brainstorm away to thaw Gotham 2564 01:56:38.760 --> 01:56:41.520 without the telescope. They could do it with just the satellites, 2565 01:56:41.560 --> 01:56:44.800 but they need a computer genius. Luckily, in this scene, 2566 01:56:44.880 --> 01:56:45.680 Barbara is one. 2567 01:56:45.920 --> 01:56:48.720 Thank god those satellite computers don't have a pass code. 2568 01:56:49.640 --> 01:56:52.680 Cut to her going Sun, Moon. 2569 01:56:53.479 --> 01:56:57.439 Stars, planet light, NASA. 2570 01:56:57.800 --> 01:57:01.640 NASA one, NASA one two, who NASA one two three 2571 01:57:01.920 --> 01:57:05.680 password password It was password. 2572 01:57:12.000 --> 01:57:15.560 So Barbara reprograms the satellites and thaws the city and 2573 01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:16.800 Gotham is saved. 2574 01:57:17.880 --> 01:57:21.399 Batman goes to collect mister Freeze and shows him a 2575 01:57:21.600 --> 01:57:26.119 video a close up video a Poison Ivy confessing to 2576 01:57:26.199 --> 01:57:27.920 the murder of Nora Freeze. 2577 01:57:28.439 --> 01:57:31.239 That confession happened during her fight with Backgirl. 2578 01:57:31.479 --> 01:57:31.760 Uh huh. 2579 01:57:32.039 --> 01:57:35.159 What part of Backgirl's outfit is A is a body 2580 01:57:35.279 --> 01:57:38.880 cam that he has access to. I don't like any 2581 01:57:38.960 --> 01:57:41.039 of this. I don't like any of this for anyone. 2582 01:57:41.119 --> 01:57:41.960 This is inappropriate. 2583 01:57:42.159 --> 01:57:43.880 Thata girl, do not go to the bathroom while you're 2584 01:57:43.880 --> 01:57:44.439 wearing that outfit. 2585 01:57:46.199 --> 01:57:49.640 So okay, So anyway, Poison Ivy confesses to the murder 2586 01:57:49.680 --> 01:57:50.359 missus Freese. 2587 01:57:50.720 --> 01:57:51.239 Good news. 2588 01:57:51.720 --> 01:57:55.279 Batman then tells mister Freeze, I saved your wife. We 2589 01:57:55.479 --> 01:57:58.479 found her, we restored her to suspended animation, and we 2590 01:57:58.600 --> 01:57:59.199 want to help you. 2591 01:57:59.239 --> 01:58:00.479 Save her your wife as well. 2592 01:58:00.680 --> 01:58:00.880 Yep. 2593 01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:04.520 Batman then asks Freeze to help him cure stage one 2594 01:58:04.720 --> 01:58:07.680 of McGregor syndrome, and he's like, there's someone that I 2595 01:58:07.840 --> 01:58:09.960 care about deeply who has the same illness and I 2596 01:58:10.079 --> 01:58:10.760 need to save them. 2597 01:58:10.840 --> 01:58:15.640 Please help me, And mister Freeze just carries it on 2598 01:58:15.840 --> 01:58:18.119 his person apparently at all times. 2599 01:58:18.359 --> 01:58:20.119 Maybe it's one of those medications that has to stay 2600 01:58:20.159 --> 01:58:21.520 cold and the easiest way to do is. 2601 01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:22.199 To keep it with him. 2602 01:58:22.319 --> 01:58:25.359 Yeah, it's like the zempic he on him. 2603 01:58:26.319 --> 01:58:30.079 He grabs two, like, I mean, it looks like canisters. 2604 01:58:30.119 --> 01:58:31.880 Is like that icy blue gatorade? 2605 01:58:32.039 --> 01:58:32.520 Yeah, uh huh. 2606 01:58:32.840 --> 01:58:36.000 Why Bruce even thinks this is actually a cure and 2607 01:58:36.560 --> 01:58:38.359 just gives it to Alfred, I will never. 2608 01:58:38.319 --> 01:58:40.239 Know, but he does. We cut to Arkham. 2609 01:58:40.439 --> 01:58:43.439 Poison Ivy has been imprisoned in the same cell as 2610 01:58:43.520 --> 01:58:44.239 mister Freeze. 2611 01:58:44.399 --> 01:58:44.960 He walks in. 2612 01:58:45.520 --> 01:58:48.319 He's still in his cryo suit because Bruce said, we're 2613 01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:49.720 gonna bring your wife to you. You can do all 2614 01:58:49.760 --> 01:58:52.239 of your work in Arkham, and he's perfectly happy with that. 2615 01:58:52.359 --> 01:58:54.600 That's all he wants to do. He promises to make 2616 01:58:54.640 --> 01:58:57.279 her life a living hell Erica. Why did he not 2617 01:58:57.479 --> 01:59:01.520 say you don't have a snowballs chance in cell? 2618 01:59:02.199 --> 01:59:02.399 Oh? 2619 01:59:03.159 --> 01:59:06.239 Come on, come on, you really should write these movies. 2620 01:59:09.000 --> 01:59:10.279 We cut to Wayne Manor. 2621 01:59:10.520 --> 01:59:13.560 The team administers the cure to Alfred waits two days, 2622 01:59:13.760 --> 01:59:16.760 absolutely trashes the place, doesn't do a dish, doesn't pick 2623 01:59:16.800 --> 01:59:17.319 up a broom. 2624 01:59:17.640 --> 01:59:21.760 That house must smell like a fucking pig side at 2625 01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:24.760 the time. Alfred wakes up from his coma and it's like, oh, 2626 01:59:24.840 --> 01:59:26.039 so you want me to clean all of this? 2627 01:59:26.319 --> 01:59:26.520 Yeah? 2628 01:59:26.800 --> 01:59:28.000 Cool, cool, You're cool. 2629 01:59:28.279 --> 01:59:32.359 Alfred wakes up with a full recovery. Barbara officially joins 2630 01:59:32.399 --> 01:59:35.039 the team, and Alfred says, we're going to need a 2631 01:59:35.079 --> 01:59:39.840 bigger cave. That's the that's the that's the kicker. That's 2632 01:59:39.920 --> 01:59:41.000 the line that we. 2633 01:59:41.039 --> 01:59:41.479 Went out on. 2634 01:59:42.000 --> 01:59:44.880 Yeah, and then guess what. High five everyone, We're making 2635 01:59:44.920 --> 01:59:45.640 a fifth one of these. 2636 01:59:45.680 --> 01:59:46.199 We nailed it. 2637 01:59:46.399 --> 01:59:47.439 No fucking noise. 2638 01:59:51.199 --> 01:59:53.920 That is the end of Batman and Robin. So everyone 2639 01:59:54.680 --> 01:59:55.239 stick around. 2640 01:59:55.319 --> 01:59:57.439 We will come right back after these messages with all 2641 01:59:57.520 --> 02:00:00.239 of our random observations and final rankings. 2642 02:00:09.199 --> 02:00:10.199 And we're back. 2643 02:00:10.479 --> 02:00:10.760 Erica. 2644 02:00:10.960 --> 02:00:14.039 I have just one question for you. Do you think 2645 02:00:14.479 --> 02:00:16.960 when mister Freese has sex, he says, that's just the 2646 02:00:17.039 --> 02:00:18.079 tip of the iceberg. 2647 02:00:18.439 --> 02:00:24.479 Ha ha. You will feel numb at first, but he's normal. 2648 02:00:27.039 --> 02:00:28.520 Let's talk about mister Freeze for sex. 2649 02:00:28.600 --> 02:00:31.079 Okay, okay, So the logic of mister Freeze, and I 2650 02:00:31.159 --> 02:00:33.600 know looking for logic in this movie is a fool's errand, 2651 02:00:33.680 --> 02:00:34.560 but I did it anyway. 2652 02:00:35.079 --> 02:00:36.880 The logic of mister Freeze is he has to stay 2653 02:00:37.000 --> 02:00:39.279 at ice cold temperatures at all times or else he dies. 2654 02:00:39.359 --> 02:00:39.680 Correct. 2655 02:00:39.760 --> 02:00:42.079 So when he goes back to his layer, which is 2656 02:00:42.159 --> 02:00:44.760 in an ice cream factory, he takes off the suit 2657 02:00:44.880 --> 02:00:47.399 that keeps him alive out in the world, and then 2658 02:00:47.720 --> 02:00:51.439 as his outfit of choice, puts on a like thick 2659 02:00:52.479 --> 02:00:56.439 quilted smoking jacket. Uh huh, with like a with like 2660 02:00:56.520 --> 02:00:58.880 a cravat, I think, or Meg maybe making that part 2661 02:00:58.960 --> 02:01:01.840 up because it's what I want. And fuzzy slippers, Paul, 2662 02:01:02.039 --> 02:01:04.000 this is not the outfit of a man who has 2663 02:01:04.079 --> 02:01:04.840 to stay cold. 2664 02:01:05.119 --> 02:01:08.279 No, he should be bare ass naked, Arnold Schwartzenegger should 2665 02:01:08.279 --> 02:01:10.520 be hanging down or in that suit period. 2666 02:01:10.600 --> 02:01:11.079 End of story. 2667 02:01:11.199 --> 02:01:14.960 He should be wearing a caftan from the Kathy Lee 2668 02:01:15.039 --> 02:01:15.960 Gifford collection. 2669 02:01:19.079 --> 02:01:21.359 Speaking of mister Freeze, I did cut out this one 2670 02:01:21.479 --> 02:01:23.359 scene because it doesn't really matter to the plot. But 2671 02:01:23.399 --> 02:01:25.560 there's one point where it cuts back to him and 2672 02:01:25.680 --> 02:01:29.359 he's watching his wedding video and crying, and I'm like, 2673 02:01:29.479 --> 02:01:31.720 this is too much, Like I don't need to feel 2674 02:01:31.760 --> 02:01:32.800 bad for mister Freese. 2675 02:01:33.199 --> 02:01:35.239 This is a lot a lot. 2676 02:01:35.439 --> 02:01:38.560 Agree agreed, Like the movie went hard. I'm like, Okay, 2677 02:01:38.680 --> 02:01:41.239 we get it. He's not a bad bad guy. Yeah, yeah, 2678 02:01:41.640 --> 02:01:43.239 uh again with mister Freese. 2679 02:01:44.199 --> 02:01:46.920 There's a scene. There's a few of these, but there's 2680 02:01:46.960 --> 02:01:49.680 one there. It's really obvious he has frozen over. I 2681 02:01:49.680 --> 02:01:52.479 think it's poison Ivy's layer. And the cops are being 2682 02:01:52.680 --> 02:01:56.279 flung down a spiral staircase as they're being defeated by 2683 02:01:56.319 --> 02:01:59.920 mister Freeze's henchman. All every single one of those extras 2684 02:02:00.359 --> 02:02:03.399 hits the icicles on their way down, and you can 2685 02:02:03.520 --> 02:02:05.319 see that these icicles. 2686 02:02:04.960 --> 02:02:07.520 Are just like I don't even think they're made of rubber. 2687 02:02:07.840 --> 02:02:10.680 Yeah, it bounces away from them and moves right back 2688 02:02:10.720 --> 02:02:11.239 into space. 2689 02:02:11.760 --> 02:02:14.039 Place like just could not look cheaper. 2690 02:02:15.039 --> 02:02:15.479 It looked. 2691 02:02:15.520 --> 02:02:18.439 They look like just cheap plastic, like something you would 2692 02:02:18.439 --> 02:02:21.359 decorate your house with for Christmas that you got it 2693 02:02:21.479 --> 02:02:24.640 like the local party city for no more than two 2694 02:02:24.720 --> 02:02:26.000 dollars for no more. 2695 02:02:26.279 --> 02:02:29.840 But I obviously think it's inflated because they the way they. 2696 02:02:29.800 --> 02:02:32.359 Pop out and pop back into the spot. I'm like, 2697 02:02:32.680 --> 02:02:34.800 you have so much money. This movie costs like two 2698 02:02:34.880 --> 02:02:36.000 hundred million dollars. 2699 02:02:36.439 --> 02:02:38.720 My favorite one of those is there at the end 2700 02:02:38.760 --> 02:02:40.640 when they freeze all of Gotham. They freeze one of 2701 02:02:40.720 --> 02:02:43.439 the police cars with the doors opened, and they like 2702 02:02:43.640 --> 02:02:45.960 they come. I don't remember what happens, but they hit 2703 02:02:46.000 --> 02:02:48.119 it and it's like they so easily could have just 2704 02:02:48.199 --> 02:02:51.159 reshot the shot like it like nothing crucial was happening, 2705 02:02:51.239 --> 02:02:52.840 like it just and it just looks like a like 2706 02:02:52.920 --> 02:02:54.039 a saloon door. 2707 02:02:54.039 --> 02:02:56.720 Swinging back and forth, Like that's not how Ice moves. 2708 02:02:57.439 --> 02:02:57.640 I know. 2709 02:02:57.760 --> 02:02:59.720 We talked about where Batman and Rober are getting all 2710 02:02:59.720 --> 02:03:01.720 their costumes. We talked a little bit about mister Freeze 2711 02:03:01.720 --> 02:03:03.399 is getting his costumes. I want to circle back to 2712 02:03:03.439 --> 02:03:06.880 our favorite character in the movie, Poison Ivy, whose main 2713 02:03:07.039 --> 02:03:11.520 costume is kind of very generic green tights leotard with 2714 02:03:11.640 --> 02:03:15.000 kind of a leaf motif on it, but she also 2715 02:03:15.199 --> 02:03:18.239 has time to a constantly be getting her hair in 2716 02:03:18.399 --> 02:03:22.039 larger and larger and larger buns on her head. She 2717 02:03:22.239 --> 02:03:28.960 has a multiple different eyebrow like a mask pieces that 2718 02:03:29.039 --> 02:03:31.560 are being switched out. But my favorite two things are 2719 02:03:31.640 --> 02:03:34.720 when they take over the Turkish bath, she's wearing a long, 2720 02:03:35.079 --> 02:03:38.640 flowing cowled cape that appeared from nowhere, and then when 2721 02:03:38.680 --> 02:03:42.159 she walks in to see mister Freeze at her hideout 2722 02:03:42.199 --> 02:03:44.560 and tell him that his wife is dead, she is 2723 02:03:44.680 --> 02:03:47.520 wearing what I can only describe as a seventies pimp coat. 2724 02:03:48.319 --> 02:03:51.159 Oh fuck, I missed it, it is, and then I 2725 02:03:51.279 --> 02:03:51.840 want to see it. 2726 02:03:52.199 --> 02:03:55.560 It's enormous. It looks like she skinned Fozzy bear dyed 2727 02:03:55.600 --> 02:03:57.680 it green. And now that's the coat that she's wearing. 2728 02:03:58.439 --> 02:03:59.960 Oh, I bet it looks fucking fabulous. 2729 02:04:00.479 --> 02:04:03.239 Oh all, by the way, all of this is fabulous, 2730 02:04:03.600 --> 02:04:04.920 all of it, all of it. 2731 02:04:05.399 --> 02:04:05.760 All right. 2732 02:04:05.840 --> 02:04:07.960 I'm gonna get into my Poison Ivy section of the 2733 02:04:08.119 --> 02:04:11.960 of maruting observations because I have like, she's so goddamn good. 2734 02:04:12.600 --> 02:04:14.600 There's there's a couple of lines that I love. There's 2735 02:04:14.640 --> 02:04:17.479 one where she she she jumps on top of its 2736 02:04:17.520 --> 02:04:19.720 either Batman or Robin, I'm not sure, and she's she 2737 02:04:19.880 --> 02:04:22.920 like hers in his face and she says there's something 2738 02:04:22.960 --> 02:04:26.600 about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in 2739 02:04:26.720 --> 02:04:27.600 a girl's lips. 2740 02:04:29.039 --> 02:04:31.399 Excellent, And I'm like, okay, so the movie. 2741 02:04:31.319 --> 02:04:35.079 Knows what it's doing, just understands the anatomically correct part 2742 02:04:35.159 --> 02:04:37.439 of the suit. Like it's so funny. 2743 02:04:37.960 --> 02:04:40.800 Uh, speaking of lines, this is not from Poison IVY. 2744 02:04:40.880 --> 02:04:43.600 It's about Poison Ivy. In that brief moment when both 2745 02:04:43.640 --> 02:04:45.760 Batman and Robin are not affected by her pheromones and 2746 02:04:45.760 --> 02:04:47.960 they're realizing she's a bad guy, They're like, we are 2747 02:04:48.079 --> 02:04:52.319 absolutely one hundred percent over her moment of silence, and 2748 02:04:52.399 --> 02:04:55.800 then George Clooney goes great stems though, and and crist 2749 02:04:55.840 --> 02:04:58.000 o'naland goes buds too, and yeah those were nice. 2750 02:04:58.800 --> 02:05:00.720 When you give these two like a little bit of 2751 02:05:00.760 --> 02:05:04.600 a riff, they're not bad. I only have one more too, 2752 02:05:04.760 --> 02:05:07.680 And speaking this this, this is one of those lines. 2753 02:05:07.680 --> 02:05:08.760 It's supposed to be sexy. 2754 02:05:08.840 --> 02:05:11.760 And I'm like, what was just said? 2755 02:05:12.640 --> 02:05:17.560 In this children's movie Robin goes up to goes up 2756 02:05:17.640 --> 02:05:19.520 to a poison ivy when she's like in her layer 2757 02:05:19.560 --> 02:05:21.079 at the end and he's like over her, he's not 2758 02:05:21.199 --> 02:05:23.720 into her anymore, but he's he's trying to be sexy, 2759 02:05:23.800 --> 02:05:25.720 I guess, and like goes. 2760 02:05:26.279 --> 02:05:30.560 Is your thumb the only part of you that's green? What? 2761 02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:33.119 I'm sorry, what are you asking? What are you asking? 2762 02:05:33.239 --> 02:05:34.039 Did this line? Walk? 2763 02:05:34.119 --> 02:05:34.159 So? 2764 02:05:34.319 --> 02:05:35.880 Is your pussy green? From Wicked Could Run? 2765 02:05:36.560 --> 02:05:38.079 He's asking you for pussy? Is green? 2766 02:05:38.159 --> 02:05:38.239 Right? 2767 02:05:38.319 --> 02:05:41.920 That's what he's asking. He's acting, is your pussy fertile? 2768 02:05:42.039 --> 02:05:47.920 And is it second? Does it have a biodome? 2769 02:05:48.479 --> 02:05:50.920 Yeah? What is that line? 2770 02:05:51.279 --> 02:05:53.199 And like, how is that a line that made the 2771 02:05:53.319 --> 02:05:54.479 final cut of this movie? 2772 02:05:54.640 --> 02:05:56.479 Yeah, you are not allowed to ask a woman of 2773 02:05:56.560 --> 02:05:59.000 what color her pussy is You're just not I'm sorry, 2774 02:05:59.159 --> 02:06:00.680 that's not cool Erica. 2775 02:06:00.960 --> 02:06:04.960 How are we going to rank Batman and Robin. 2776 02:06:06.439 --> 02:06:10.039 One to ten? Orphans that just flock to Alfred. 2777 02:06:10.439 --> 02:06:13.319 Like like like stray cats to a fishmonger. 2778 02:06:13.680 --> 02:06:17.359 Yeah, yeah, like seagulls to a hot dog stand. 2779 02:06:19.880 --> 02:06:24.840 One to ten Arnold Schwarzenegger cabaret numbers like like, she's 2780 02:06:25.039 --> 02:06:32.840 cold as ice, willing to sacrifice your love, one. 2781 02:06:32.840 --> 02:06:36.079 Two, three, she's a cold hearted snake. 2782 02:06:36.479 --> 02:06:43.239 Oh look in the eyes. Oh she's been telling lies. 2783 02:06:44.199 --> 02:06:45.560 That actually does apply to poisoner. 2784 02:06:46.640 --> 02:06:50.760 Let it go, Let it go, can't hold it back 2785 02:06:50.960 --> 02:06:53.880 any more. I bet he can hit that note of 2786 02:06:53.920 --> 02:06:55.119 the oh completely. 2787 02:06:55.399 --> 02:07:00.199 But the sky is a hazy shade off winter. The 2788 02:07:00.359 --> 02:07:02.960 idea that anyone would do a cabaret to the song 2789 02:07:03.039 --> 02:07:03.960 hazy shade of Winter. 2790 02:07:04.279 --> 02:07:08.319 Yeah, it's excellent and it means that somewhere someone did. 2791 02:07:08.399 --> 02:07:10.960 Simon and Garfunkle doesn't scream cabaret to me to begin. 2792 02:07:10.840 --> 02:07:13.640 With, but also like, like that song, you're gonna do 2793 02:07:13.640 --> 02:07:14.600 the Bengals cover of it? 2794 02:07:14.760 --> 02:07:17.319 Fair enough? Fair enough? How about one to ten ice 2795 02:07:17.439 --> 02:07:18.840 cream based superheroes? 2796 02:07:19.319 --> 02:07:22.279 Oh, oh, you don't want to tip into Rocky Road 2797 02:07:22.600 --> 02:07:24.880 because then then then you become a seer and all 2798 02:07:24.920 --> 02:07:26.600 you see are the bad things are going to happen 2799 02:07:26.640 --> 02:07:28.119 to everybody in the future. 2800 02:07:28.520 --> 02:07:29.279 That's bad. 2801 02:07:29.399 --> 02:07:30.720 That's a rocky fucking road. 2802 02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:33.560 Yeah, you do not want to fuck with strawberries and 2803 02:07:33.680 --> 02:07:36.359 cream because they will give you a very light sunburn, 2804 02:07:36.720 --> 02:07:38.880 not so much that you're actually in trouble, but just 2805 02:07:39.079 --> 02:07:40.560 enough that your skin itches all the time. 2806 02:07:40.840 --> 02:07:43.560 Yeah, so it's it's an annoying thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2807 02:07:43.840 --> 02:07:44.199 you don't. 2808 02:07:44.880 --> 02:07:46.600 You don't if you're Chris o'donald, you don't want to 2809 02:07:46.640 --> 02:07:49.119 tip over into black raspberry, because then you're going to 2810 02:07:49.159 --> 02:07:52.319 be in the blonde venus situation. Cultural appropriation of the 2811 02:07:52.399 --> 02:07:53.000 highest order. 2812 02:07:53.159 --> 02:07:54.399 Uh oh yeah, and. 2813 02:07:54.439 --> 02:07:57.000 Then you're gonna run into cookie dough and they will 2814 02:07:57.079 --> 02:07:58.560 just give you samonilla. 2815 02:07:58.279 --> 02:08:01.760 Right uncooked cookie dough, which, to be clear, I've eaten 2816 02:08:01.800 --> 02:08:04.359 my entire life and have never gotten salmonella from never 2817 02:08:04.439 --> 02:08:07.239 got not yet once, not yet, not yet. 2818 02:08:07.439 --> 02:08:08.520 Your move cookie out. 2819 02:08:09.720 --> 02:08:12.640 How about one to ten queer subtexts and dom texts. 2820 02:08:12.880 --> 02:08:15.239 Yeah, subtext is actually domb text. 2821 02:08:15.439 --> 02:08:15.960 Uh huh huh. 2822 02:08:16.319 --> 02:08:19.039 Joel Schumacher, you freak, you freaking freak. 2823 02:08:19.199 --> 02:08:21.840 I love you, I love you, you freak, don't ever change. 2824 02:08:22.199 --> 02:08:22.800 Let's do that one. 2825 02:08:22.880 --> 02:08:25.720 Let's I feel like it celebrates the actual Like, yeah, 2826 02:08:25.760 --> 02:08:26.800 it celebrates the film. 2827 02:08:27.119 --> 02:08:29.000 Yeah, absolutely? Do you want to go first? Or shall 2828 02:08:29.039 --> 02:08:29.520 I go first? 2829 02:08:29.920 --> 02:08:31.039 I'll go first on this one. 2830 02:08:31.239 --> 02:08:31.479 Okay. 2831 02:08:31.640 --> 02:08:34.159 Genuinely, I've never seen a movie before and been like, 2832 02:08:34.680 --> 02:08:37.520 how much of this is intentional? And how much of 2833 02:08:37.600 --> 02:08:42.239 this is like a collective subconscious coming out ye, like 2834 02:08:42.439 --> 02:08:44.560 of a of a I don't know a Kiva Goldsmith's 2835 02:08:44.800 --> 02:08:48.600 like or Goldsman's identity, I don't know what his preferences are, 2836 02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:51.039 but like Joel Schumacher is a gay man, and like 2837 02:08:51.760 --> 02:08:55.399 the production design, there's gotta been a lot of gay 2838 02:08:55.680 --> 02:08:58.720 gay energy in the space when they were creating the film, 2839 02:08:58.760 --> 02:09:00.640 and they were like, oh, but what if. 2840 02:09:00.560 --> 02:09:03.800 We make it like Metropolis and then bring in blonde 2841 02:09:03.920 --> 02:09:07.520 Venus like the brainstorm that turned into the biggest like 2842 02:09:08.359 --> 02:09:12.760 queer baiting of all times. I'm not mad at it 2843 02:09:12.920 --> 02:09:16.199 at all. It's just so interesting and also what if 2844 02:09:16.239 --> 02:09:18.560 it's not? What if it is fully intentional? 2845 02:09:18.640 --> 02:09:21.760 And and like Joel Schumacher's like, how about if I 2846 02:09:21.840 --> 02:09:25.960 create a comic book world that's like sexy and like, yeah, 2847 02:09:26.079 --> 02:09:28.520 but my interpretation of sexy, which is a gay man's 2848 02:09:28.520 --> 02:09:31.800 interpretation of sexy, and like and like, yeah, it's for kids, 2849 02:09:31.840 --> 02:09:34.279 and yeah, we're here to sell toys, but also like, 2850 02:09:34.960 --> 02:09:38.600 let's make this adult. Batman Returns is so sexy, like 2851 02:09:39.039 --> 02:09:41.920 all the Catwoman stuff is so so sexy. And so 2852 02:09:42.359 --> 02:09:44.279 it was almost like Joel Schumacher's like, I want to 2853 02:09:44.359 --> 02:09:47.119 go back to that and do like a sexy Batman. 2854 02:09:47.199 --> 02:09:49.640 And then he was like, but how about we queer 2855 02:09:49.760 --> 02:09:51.800 this up a bit. I want to believe that that 2856 02:09:51.960 --> 02:09:54.680 was an intentional choice. And then it's fucking awesome and 2857 02:09:54.800 --> 02:09:59.359 like subversive because it's so in your face, it's so there. Yeah, 2858 02:09:59.640 --> 02:10:01.239 now this is a good movie, Paul. 2859 02:10:01.640 --> 02:10:04.720 No, no, it's not even a little bit of a 2860 02:10:04.760 --> 02:10:07.039 great it's an uma thermon of a good movie. 2861 02:10:07.319 --> 02:10:09.119 It's an uma thermon of a good movie. Yeah, it's 2862 02:10:09.159 --> 02:10:13.199 like it's entertaining, it's not boring at all. It's so 2863 02:10:13.920 --> 02:10:18.680 fucking weird, so it's worth watching, but it's it's it's bad. 2864 02:10:20.760 --> 02:10:23.000 And also it doesn't age super well because there is 2865 02:10:23.159 --> 02:10:26.840 like some racism in the middle that there. It's like unintentional, 2866 02:10:26.960 --> 02:10:29.000 like I think because they're referencing a movie. 2867 02:10:28.840 --> 02:10:31.920 That's so racist. They accidentally like fell into it. I 2868 02:10:32.159 --> 02:10:32.680 came around. 2869 02:10:32.800 --> 02:10:36.039 I was fine with being being a Mexican like serial killer, 2870 02:10:36.399 --> 02:10:39.720 like that might rub other people the wrong way, fair, sure, 2871 02:10:40.239 --> 02:10:42.279 but and I but I came around. 2872 02:10:42.119 --> 02:10:43.600 To it once they made him with luchato it and 2873 02:10:43.640 --> 02:10:46.760 I was like why not. And there's not too many 2874 02:10:46.800 --> 02:10:48.880 people of color in the film, especially given it's nineteen 2875 02:10:48.960 --> 02:10:51.920 ninety seven, Like, yeah, you could do better. I'm gonna 2876 02:10:51.920 --> 02:10:52.479 give it a three. 2877 02:10:52.920 --> 02:10:54.159 Okay, I'm gonna. 2878 02:10:53.920 --> 02:10:58.279 Give it a three because unintentional or not, there's a 2879 02:10:58.319 --> 02:11:00.399 lot of queer subjects in this movie and I'm always 2880 02:11:00.439 --> 02:11:02.600 here for that, and I love that. And obviously you 2881 02:11:02.680 --> 02:11:04.439 can talk far far more about that than I can. 2882 02:11:04.840 --> 02:11:07.439 But like, yeah, it's it does fall flat on its 2883 02:11:07.479 --> 02:11:10.640 face in other ways. Yeah, and like the one scene 2884 02:11:10.680 --> 02:11:12.279 where the two women in the movie talk to each 2885 02:11:12.279 --> 02:11:13.560 other is not fantastic. 2886 02:11:13.840 --> 02:11:15.279 So yeah, I'll give it a three. How about you? 2887 02:11:15.720 --> 02:11:17.520 Yeah, I think I think the big scene at the 2888 02:11:17.680 --> 02:11:21.560 gala is it was the one surprising moment for me 2889 02:11:21.760 --> 02:11:24.840 as far as like, oh, that doesn't age well at all. 2890 02:11:25.119 --> 02:11:28.800 I did not get the the blonde Venus reference. I 2891 02:11:28.800 --> 02:11:31.640 didn't know they were referencing something specific. The whole the 2892 02:11:31.680 --> 02:11:35.960 whole smell of that scene was bad. I think the 2893 02:11:36.039 --> 02:11:39.520 queer subtext is a lot of fun. I can't imagine 2894 02:11:39.680 --> 02:11:42.359 that he didn't know at least somewhat of what he 2895 02:11:42.520 --> 02:11:44.960 was doing, and I I don't think he ever talked 2896 02:11:44.960 --> 02:11:45.239 about it. 2897 02:11:45.279 --> 02:11:45.600 I read. 2898 02:11:45.680 --> 02:11:47.640 I read a couple of different like quotes from him. 2899 02:11:47.680 --> 02:11:49.399 He never was like I couldn't believe to the studio, 2900 02:11:49.479 --> 02:11:51.319 let me get away with this. But like I could 2901 02:11:51.359 --> 02:11:52.720 see him saying that and be like, oh, yeah, I 2902 02:11:52.720 --> 02:11:54.760 was gonna put nipples in the batsuit. And then it 2903 02:11:54.840 --> 02:11:56.399 came back and they didn't take the nipples off. So 2904 02:11:56.439 --> 02:11:58.960 I was like, well, okay, like something like that I 2905 02:11:59.000 --> 02:12:01.000 would have expected, But he never says anything like that. 2906 02:12:01.279 --> 02:12:02.239 Yeah, I could find it. 2907 02:12:02.439 --> 02:12:03.880 By the way, I'm googling to see what the val 2908 02:12:03.960 --> 02:12:05.079 Kilmer one had nipples. 2909 02:12:05.600 --> 02:12:06.880 Oh, good question, good question. 2910 02:12:07.039 --> 02:12:08.960 Apparently the Kilmer one also had nipples. 2911 02:12:09.319 --> 02:12:11.520 Okay, so this is this, This is the second suit 2912 02:12:11.560 --> 02:12:15.319 with nipples, maybe the first ass jiggling, and definitely the 2913 02:12:15.319 --> 02:12:18.960 first Uma Thurman, who was the gayest thing in this movie. 2914 02:12:19.680 --> 02:12:23.399 It's kind of like these like quote unquote feminist lines 2915 02:12:23.439 --> 02:12:27.199 that they're putting in Alicia Silverstone's mouth are really clunky, 2916 02:12:27.279 --> 02:12:30.720 they're really first thought. It feels a little bit like 2917 02:12:30.800 --> 02:12:32.720 that that moment in the Marvel movies where they try 2918 02:12:32.760 --> 02:12:34.319 to give like a go girl moment at the end, 2919 02:12:34.359 --> 02:12:35.720 and you're like, yeah, but you haven't given any of 2920 02:12:35.800 --> 02:12:37.960 these women any characters. Like they like they're like, oh, 2921 02:12:38.039 --> 02:12:39.840 the women are gonna take over, and like none of 2922 02:12:39.880 --> 02:12:41.279 them have led a movie, none of them are the 2923 02:12:41.319 --> 02:12:43.239 main heroes. You haven't done anything to lift them up 2924 02:12:43.239 --> 02:12:46.239 in there, You're you're it's like performative feminism, I guess, 2925 02:12:46.319 --> 02:12:48.520 is what I would say, and it I don't know 2926 02:12:48.640 --> 02:12:50.000 that it was performative. 2927 02:12:49.479 --> 02:12:51.560 In nineteen ninety seven, but it has aged to. 2928 02:12:51.640 --> 02:12:53.960 A point now where it feels performative because what she 2929 02:12:54.119 --> 02:12:57.279 is saying is so basic. I'm going to agree with you. 2930 02:12:57.319 --> 02:12:58.760 I'm gonna give it a three. I'm gonna give it 2931 02:12:58.800 --> 02:13:02.560 a three out of ten. Queer subtexts and dom texts. 2932 02:13:03.399 --> 02:13:06.840 I enjoyed it more than a three. If you truly 2933 02:13:07.199 --> 02:13:09.079 watching them with Therman in this movie is a good time, 2934 02:13:09.159 --> 02:13:12.640 and the rest of the movie almost achieves camp. So 2935 02:13:12.760 --> 02:13:14.560 if this is your thing, like, if it's something you 2936 02:13:14.680 --> 02:13:17.319 want to like have a couple of drinks with some 2937 02:13:17.399 --> 02:13:19.920 friends with and watch and laugh at Like it's pretty 2938 02:13:19.960 --> 02:13:22.000 good for that, but I would say there are better 2939 02:13:22.119 --> 02:13:23.000 camp movies for that. 2940 02:13:23.920 --> 02:13:26.239 It's weird because I'm wondering if they were trying to 2941 02:13:26.479 --> 02:13:28.680 achieve camp, and when you try to achieve camp, it 2942 02:13:28.760 --> 02:13:31.520 doesn't work, right. Maybe that's what they were trying to do, 2943 02:13:31.560 --> 02:13:35.319 because like the og like Adam West Batman, that's so camp, 2944 02:13:35.439 --> 02:13:38.079 that's camp. Yeah, it's one thousand and I think they 2945 02:13:38.119 --> 02:13:40.199 were trying to go back to that, but you can't 2946 02:13:40.239 --> 02:13:40.600 force it. 2947 02:13:41.159 --> 02:13:43.359 Yeah, so maybe maybe my palate cleanser is a better 2948 02:13:43.760 --> 02:13:45.479 is a better camp movie? 2949 02:13:45.640 --> 02:13:50.399 Better camp movie? That Adam West Batman film from the 2950 02:13:50.439 --> 02:13:52.680 sixties is so good and it's got all three of 2951 02:13:52.720 --> 02:13:55.680 the major villains in it. It's got Robin and it's 2952 02:13:55.880 --> 02:13:58.399 it's so cheesy and cheap and like it's so good. 2953 02:13:58.760 --> 02:14:00.640 Yeah. My thought is, can't stop the music. That's a 2954 02:14:00.680 --> 02:14:01.920 better camp, that's a better camp. 2955 02:14:01.960 --> 02:14:03.399 Oh that's a great camp movie. 2956 02:14:03.760 --> 02:14:03.960 Yeah. 2957 02:14:04.039 --> 02:14:07.000 Yeah, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Absolutely we want something and 2958 02:14:07.039 --> 02:14:08.159 that's also kind of sexy. 2959 02:14:08.640 --> 02:14:08.880 Yeah. 2960 02:14:09.600 --> 02:14:12.159 All right, Erica, that is the end of our show. 2961 02:14:12.319 --> 02:14:14.960 Everyone listening here can follow us. On social media. We 2962 02:14:15.039 --> 02:14:16.680 are on Blue Sky, we are on Threads. We are 2963 02:14:16.800 --> 02:14:20.000 on Instagram, which is the only platform where we accept 2964 02:14:20.079 --> 02:14:23.239 requests specifically on our monthly themes. We have a tea 2965 02:14:23.279 --> 02:14:25.159 public shop, and we would love it if you would 2966 02:14:25.199 --> 02:14:27.079 leave a five star review on Apple Podcasts or any 2967 02:14:27.159 --> 02:14:29.880 podcasting platform that you use. If you do that, just 2968 02:14:30.000 --> 02:14:33.239 like locutus Borg and TC Magnaw from the top of 2969 02:14:33.279 --> 02:14:35.600 this year episode, let us know you did it. 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You scream, We all scream for ice cream. 3003 02:16:00.920 --> 02:16:03.119 I actually thought you were going into she loves me 3004 02:16:03.520 --> 02:16:06.079 ice cream? He bought me ice cream? 3005 02:16:08.279 --> 02:16:09.000 Ice cream. 3006 02:16:09.560 --> 02:16:13.239 Imagine that perfect song from Mister Freeze's cabaret. 3007 02:16:13.520 --> 02:16:14.199 Absolutely. 3008 02:16:22.359 --> 02:16:25.800 Sometimes you know, little, little little you know what right I. 3009 02:16:25.800 --> 02:16:27.960 Was gonna say something, So you're gonna say something so 3010 02:16:28.079 --> 02:16:30.079 disgusting even you won't say it on this podcast. 3011 02:16:30.880 --> 02:16:33.479 You know what, girl, Take it back, Take it it's 3012 02:16:33.799 --> 02:16:37.360 we're recording this on a Sunday. It's the Lord's Day.