Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w j R R your freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: You know something we didn't mention back at the start
Speaker 2: of the show this morning taco was we've got to
Speaker 2: Welcome to Rockville price packages to give away in addition
Speaker 2: to the other stuff this.
Speaker 3: Morning involving meet and greets. This is big. There's there.
Speaker 2: It's a it's weekend passes and a meet and greet
Speaker 2: with no there's one with Jimmy World, right, and then
Speaker 2: there's another one with Newfound Glory. Two different packages. You
Speaker 2: want to do the first one? So we let the
Speaker 2: folks who are up early know. How about towards the
Speaker 2: end of next hour?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, because that way I can figure out these firewalls.
Speaker 3: I'm dealing with this it bob. Yes, at the end
Speaker 3: of next hour again, if you.
Speaker 1: Just caught vill instead of Rockville, Welcome to Rockville tickets
Speaker 1: and a meet and greet?
Speaker 3: Which one was?
Speaker 2: So you think we'll let the winner of the first
Speaker 2: choose which band they want to meet? All right, we'll
Speaker 2: do that next hour. Just wanted y'all to have the
Speaker 2: heads up early. If you got to go away for
Speaker 2: a little make sure you come back next hour. A
Speaker 2: chance at those All right, let's begin in Brooklyn. Michael
Speaker 2: can Divorce Ski is a forty four year old guy
Speaker 2: from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I thought he was I thought he was a family attorney,
Speaker 1: divorce attorney. That would be amazing the Laski Co Divorceki.
Speaker 1: He has admitted to running a cocaine delivery service. How
Speaker 1: convenience you can get anything in New York, right, it
Speaker 1: brought right to you. Prosecutors revealed that he had operated
Speaker 1: a phone based ordering system delivering cocaine to customers in
Speaker 1: East Hampton and nearby areas in New Hampton. The Suffolk
Speaker 1: County District Attorney's Office stated that the operation was active
Speaker 1: during the summer of twenty twenty two, and the dude
Speaker 1: made the deliveries himself.
Speaker 2: He's a full it's one man operation. Wow, you call
Speaker 2: the cocaine hotline, let him know where you are, and
Speaker 2: he's set up your delivery time.
Speaker 1: It's probably smarter that way, so he didn't have You
Speaker 1: know what they always say, if you're gonna commit Uh,
Speaker 1: this sounds really bad, but if you're gonna commit a
Speaker 1: murder or something, keep as as little people out of
Speaker 1: it as you can, Like, Pat, if we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: It, I'm going I'm just gonna do it alone, you know.
Speaker 1: What, because then there's another mouth that could feel we
Speaker 1: can't believe I did this, and or vice.
Speaker 2: Versa where i'd start, you know, think it's another body
Speaker 2: that wants to take a deal to keep their house
Speaker 2: out of trouble.
Speaker 1: Yes, that too. I've man, I watched these shows like
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Boh, he's in the next room, he's being offered the
Speaker 2: same deal. First one of you that gives it up.
Speaker 3: You know, he already said that you're a weasel that.
Speaker 2: Had a knife. He's in there singing like a bird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've heard that line too.
Speaker 1: And then then you hear knife and think that's some
Speaker 1: bitch maybe did wrap me out.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not gonna shank his deal, pat it Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm turning over on you. You know that. No, I
Speaker 3: know I know why. Yeah, that's fight or flight, Bob
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 2: I think really, if I found myself in this situation,
Speaker 2: I would do the other common one that you see
Speaker 2: depicted in all the crime trauma shows. Oh lawyer, Yeah, lawyer,
Speaker 2: and then they have to stop questioning you. We lost
Speaker 2: our lawyer there, No you will I mean they still
Speaker 2: have to give you one. No, I was saying Kaufman.
Speaker 2: But we would, we'd call him in a second.
Speaker 1: He'd be like done, guys, why didn't you that grap
Speaker 1: the bet on this?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, Michael's face in ten years through his cocaine
Speaker 2: delivery service.
Speaker 1: Hey in the Hampton's slinging that stuff. You know you're
Speaker 1: gonna get caught for one, but also a lot of
Speaker 1: people are gonna keep hushed up there with all that money.
Speaker 3: There is good night.
Speaker 2: Time, all right? The latest quote serious health risk. This
Speaker 2: probably affects most of us, most of us.
Speaker 3: Water good again because it was bad last week.
Speaker 2: Health researchers say that thermal paper receipts have high levels
Speaker 2: of forever chemical called bisphenol s or BPS. It's similar
Speaker 2: to BPA, which is in plastics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the dishwasher. If you put plastics in dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Ge BPS in receipts is hormone disrupting, and it mimics
Speaker 2: estrogen and can throw off the normal functioning of the body,
Speaker 2: including metabolism, growth and development. We're all going to go
Speaker 2: boobs guys and reproduction. That's the key part. They're saying
Speaker 2: the birth rate is down. It's because of thermal receipts.
Speaker 2: It's been right in front of us the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why the boobs are bigger and firmer
Speaker 1: than they used to be. It's not plastic surgery. And
Speaker 1: that's why I ask guys more and more guys in
Speaker 1: the dadbod.
Speaker 3: It's the receipts.
Speaker 2: If you get if you got asked for the CBS receipt,
Speaker 2: the paper receipt with an amount of BPS's in those
Speaker 2: you are you probably? I don't know if you're gonna
Speaker 2: make it the next year? Hm?
Speaker 3: Seriously, So what is actual thermal receipt? That's just a
Speaker 3: receipt right, No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Thermal paper is what most receipts are printed on.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's a chemical reaction. When you load receipt tape,
Speaker 2: it's just the thermal paper.
Speaker 1: And then I have a Tijuana Flats receipt from last night.
Speaker 3: Let's see is that thermal? Yeah, that that's a thermal receipt.
Speaker 2: You you're done?
Speaker 1: Do you feel the boobs coming in? I'm not putting
Speaker 1: that on yout a. One of you guys a rock.
Speaker 3: So do you need a receipt?
Speaker 2: Do you need a receipt? No? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's probably it is. It's probably the hippies made this
Speaker 1: whole thing up. And the hippie is I love you
Speaker 1: because I love our environment too. But they probably made
Speaker 1: it up so that we'll save tree.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who knows?
Speaker 1: That could be it because all the papers, how do
Speaker 1: we get them to do computer or.
Speaker 2: Text receipts? And on a lighthearted side of things, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Tuesday night in Pittsburgh, Florida's own Cannibal Corpse play, the
Speaker 2: Death Metal Legends were performing Unleashing the Bloodthirsty when Erica
Speaker 2: and Chris entered the middle of the mosh pit no
Speaker 2: to recite their wedding vows. They got married in the
Speaker 2: middle of the mosh pit at the Cannibal Corpse show
Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh Tuesday night. Video footage of this on our
Speaker 2: Facebook page.
Speaker 3: That's hardcore.
Speaker 2: That that is, that's true love right there.
Speaker 1: We've had people request it for Earthday birthday. We've had
Speaker 1: people that got engaged at Earthday birthday. But that right
Speaker 1: there at a Cannibal corpse show in Pitts are going
Speaker 1: to Tuesday Night?
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 3: Do you think the parents just say? Where did we fail? Parents?
Speaker 1: If you're listening, you didn't fail or they just made
Speaker 1: the wrong decisions.
Speaker 2: Handle enough thermal receipts b
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