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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j R R your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>You know something we didn't mention back at the start

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<v Speaker 2>of the show this morning taco was we've got to

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Rockville price packages to give away in addition

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<v Speaker 2>to the other stuff this.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning involving meet and greets. This is big. There's there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's weekend passes and a meet and greet

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<v Speaker 2>with no there's one with Jimmy World, right, and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's another one with Newfound Glory. Two different packages. You

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<v Speaker 2>want to do the first one? So we let the

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<v Speaker 2>folks who are up early know. How about towards the

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<v Speaker 2>end of next hour?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good, because that way I can figure out these firewalls.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dealing with this it bob. Yes, at the end

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<v Speaker 3>of next hour again, if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Just caught vill instead of Rockville, Welcome to Rockville tickets

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<v Speaker 1>and a meet and greet?

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<v Speaker 3>Which one was?

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<v Speaker 2>So you think we'll let the winner of the first

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<v Speaker 2>choose which band they want to meet? All right, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>do that next hour. Just wanted y'all to have the

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<v Speaker 2>heads up early. If you got to go away for

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<v Speaker 2>a little make sure you come back next hour. A

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<v Speaker 2>chance at those All right, let's begin in Brooklyn. Michael

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<v Speaker 2>can Divorce Ski is a forty four year old guy

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<v Speaker 2>from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he was I thought he was a family attorney,

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<v Speaker 1>divorce attorney. That would be amazing the Laski Co Divorceki.

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<v Speaker 1>He has admitted to running a cocaine delivery service. How

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<v Speaker 1>convenience you can get anything in New York, right, it

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<v Speaker 1>brought right to you. Prosecutors revealed that he had operated

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<v Speaker 1>a phone based ordering system delivering cocaine to customers in

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<v Speaker 1>East Hampton and nearby areas in New Hampton. The Suffolk

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<v Speaker 1>County District Attorney's Office stated that the operation was active

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<v Speaker 1>during the summer of twenty twenty two, and the dude

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<v Speaker 1>made the deliveries himself.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a full it's one man operation. Wow, you call

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<v Speaker 2>the cocaine hotline, let him know where you are, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's set up your delivery time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably smarter that way, so he didn't have You

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<v Speaker 1>know what they always say, if you're gonna commit Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this sounds really bad, but if you're gonna commit a

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<v Speaker 1>murder or something, keep as as little people out of

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<v Speaker 1>it as you can, Like, Pat, if we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>It, I'm going I'm just gonna do it alone, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What, because then there's another mouth that could feel we

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I did this, and or vice.

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<v Speaker 2>Versa where i'd start, you know, think it's another body

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<v Speaker 2>that wants to take a deal to keep their house

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<v Speaker 2>out of trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that too. I've man, I watched these shows like

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Boh, he's in the next room, he's being offered the

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<v Speaker 2>same deal. First one of you that gives it up.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, he already said that you're a weasel that.

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<v Speaker 2>Had a knife. He's in there singing like a bird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard that line too.

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<v Speaker 1>And then then you hear knife and think that's some

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<v Speaker 1>bitch maybe did wrap me out.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm not gonna shank his deal, pat it Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm turning over on you. You know that. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>know I know why. Yeah, that's fight or flight, Bob

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<v Speaker 3>right there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think really, if I found myself in this situation,

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<v Speaker 2>I would do the other common one that you see

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<v Speaker 2>depicted in all the crime trauma shows. Oh lawyer, Yeah, lawyer,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they have to stop questioning you. We lost

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<v Speaker 2>our lawyer there, No you will I mean they still

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<v Speaker 2>have to give you one. No, I was saying Kaufman.

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<v Speaker 2>But we would, we'd call him in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd be like done, guys, why didn't you that grap

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<v Speaker 1>the bet on this?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Well, Michael's face in ten years through his cocaine

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<v Speaker 2>delivery service.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey in the Hampton's slinging that stuff. You know you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get caught for one, but also a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people are gonna keep hushed up there with all that money.

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<v Speaker 3>There is good night.

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<v Speaker 2>Time, all right? The latest quote serious health risk. This

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<v Speaker 2>probably affects most of us, most of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Water good again because it was bad last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Health researchers say that thermal paper receipts have high levels

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<v Speaker 2>of forever chemical called bisphenol s or BPS. It's similar

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<v Speaker 2>to BPA, which is in plastics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the dishwasher. If you put plastics in dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 2>Ge BPS in receipts is hormone disrupting, and it mimics

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<v Speaker 2>estrogen and can throw off the normal functioning of the body,

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<v Speaker 2>including metabolism, growth and development. We're all going to go

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<v Speaker 2>boobs guys and reproduction. That's the key part. They're saying

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<v Speaker 2>the birth rate is down. It's because of thermal receipts.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been right in front of us the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's why the boobs are bigger and firmer

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<v Speaker 1>than they used to be. It's not plastic surgery. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I ask guys more and more guys in

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<v Speaker 1>the dadbod.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the receipts.

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<v Speaker 2>If you get if you got asked for the CBS receipt,

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<v Speaker 2>the paper receipt with an amount of BPS's in those

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<v Speaker 2>you are you probably? I don't know if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>make it the next year? Hm?

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, So what is actual thermal receipt? That's just a

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<v Speaker 3>receipt right, No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Thermal paper is what most receipts are printed on.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's a chemical reaction. When you load receipt tape,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just the thermal paper.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I have a Tijuana Flats receipt from last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see is that thermal? Yeah, that that's a thermal receipt.

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<v Speaker 2>You you're done?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel the boobs coming in? I'm not putting

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<v Speaker 1>that on yout a. One of you guys a rock.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you need a receipt?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need a receipt? No? No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably it is. It's probably the hippies made this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing up. And the hippie is I love you

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<v Speaker 1>because I love our environment too. But they probably made

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<v Speaker 1>it up so that we'll save tree.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who knows?

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<v Speaker 1>That could be it because all the papers, how do

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<v Speaker 1>we get them to do computer or.

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<v Speaker 2>Text receipts? And on a lighthearted side of things, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Tuesday night in Pittsburgh, Florida's own Cannibal Corpse play, the

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<v Speaker 2>Death Metal Legends were performing Unleashing the Bloodthirsty when Erica

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<v Speaker 2>and Chris entered the middle of the mosh pit no

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<v Speaker 2>to recite their wedding vows. They got married in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the mosh pit at the Cannibal Corpse show

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<v Speaker 2>in Pittsburgh Tuesday night. Video footage of this on our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>That's hardcore.

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<v Speaker 2>That that is, that's true love right there.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had people request it for Earthday birthday. We've had

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<v Speaker 1>people that got engaged at Earthday birthday. But that right

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<v Speaker 1>there at a Cannibal corpse show in Pitts are going

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<v Speaker 1>to Tuesday Night?

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<v Speaker 2>That is.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think the parents just say? Where did we fail? Parents?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're listening, you didn't fail or they just made

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong decisions.

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<v Speaker 2>Handle enough thermal receipts b

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<v Speaker 3>Linchen Taco on Demand to download the iHeartRadio app My

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