Speaker 1: Hey, Bunkies, producer Ingrid here. This is part two of
Speaker 1: a two part episode. Part one is already in your feed.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: A little sip of water, and let's talk about Laura
Speaker 2: and beer Can. So boy, if you guys don't know
Speaker 2: what we're talking about about beer Can, you could just
Speaker 2: look it up. Beer Can was like on doing Live
Speaker 2: saying the in word. He said it was fine if
Speaker 2: he called Stig that because Stig had given him an
Speaker 2: inward pass. Yeah, because they're boys, so it's fine. So
Speaker 2: it's fine, but that the listeners are the ones that
Speaker 2: are racist because they make fun of his name beer Can.
Speaker 2: They call him beer Can instead of beer Khan.
Speaker 1: And Laura was saying, agreeing that everyone else is racist
Speaker 1: for making fun of his name, which I can get behind.
Speaker 1: I I agree that that's not great, but also the
Speaker 1: N word is not acceptable at all. I would say worse, worse.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go back to season one, episode one
Speaker 2: where we're introduced to Laura and beer Can and find
Speaker 2: out if she's the one that says beer Can because
Speaker 2: his name is it looks like a burken bag. If
Speaker 2: you're familiar with Erma's bags, looks like burken bag. It
Speaker 2: looks like it looks like burkin. It does not look
Speaker 2: like beer can. Right, So we would have never said
Speaker 2: that if she didn't say it first, right, and maybe
Speaker 2: as she evolved she said it correctly. But she said beer.
Speaker 1: Can at first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so fuck you and the horse rode in
Speaker 2: on Laura.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also, we're not the Reddit people that are
Speaker 1: spelling it b E E R slash can that we're
Speaker 1: still we're trying. Yeah, we're trying anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, all right, it's okay, great, it's Mary Payne's fault. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: she's the Southern beer Kayne. I'm sorry, I thought his
Speaker 2: name was beer kay Okay, So today, Michael, I'm going.
Speaker 1: To go back to the first episode because I think
Speaker 1: it was Laura. It was. It was Listen, how many
Speaker 1: of the Americans on this show have not understood how
Speaker 1: to pronounce their fiance's name. Let's talk about Joey. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, as let's talk about Joey who when they
Speaker 1: what was freaking her name? Joey Jie Broni, Joey from
Speaker 1: Florida and he was a Jersey he was Jersey adjacent
Speaker 1: and Minny fiance he literally don't know her name.
Speaker 2: Why did a fiance Joey Magada?
Speaker 1: M Agda Magada. The producer goes, you do know that
Speaker 1: it's Magda and you've been saying Magna, right, And he's like,
Speaker 1: what Magna, It's just my pronunciation is and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm from Jersey, It's just she said, she doesn't care
Speaker 1: how I pronounce it. So it's fine, Magma, It's fine.
Speaker 2: This man only has thirty seven hundred followers on Instagram
Speaker 2: after on a TV show. Yes, and we've had We've
Speaker 2: had so many examples of it. I mean even God
Speaker 2: bless Stevie and Maddie, who we love. His name is Maddie, right,
Speaker 2: and she's just like, he doesn't care for calling Maddie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I mean okay, And she was his
Speaker 1: English teacher.
Speaker 2: He said, Dan cares. That's why I call it gold Maddie.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So today Michael's going sightseeing and Laura and beer Can
Speaker 2: will spend the day together since she and Michael are
Speaker 2: leaving together tomorrow. So amazing they're just able to get
Speaker 2: seats on the same flight, like it wasn't planned at all.
Speaker 1: So how long has Michael been there for like a day.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if she was there
Speaker 2: for four weeks and he was there for the last two,
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Yeah, time they seem to put
Speaker 2: him off on a lot of sightseeing trips alone though.
Speaker 2: So beer Can says his first love was soccer and
Speaker 2: his last love is Laura, so he wants to share
Speaker 2: his love of soccer with Laura. I don't know if
Speaker 2: he says football or soccer, so they keep saying soccer,
Speaker 2: which also confused me. Yeah, yeah, because I think it's
Speaker 2: I feel like he says it interchangeably. She says soccer.
Speaker 2: So he takes her to play soccer, and she's like, okay,
Speaker 2: well I'm in jeans and not the right shoes and
Speaker 2: I've never played this game. It's hot, and okay, have
Speaker 2: you noticed.
Speaker 1: She's talking a little bit more like beer Khan. She's
Speaker 1: doing a lot of like today, Michael is sightseeing, so
Speaker 1: beer Khan is taking me to play soccer like she's
Speaker 1: doing the Beer Khan. No, I did not notice that
Speaker 1: it's rubbing off on her. Also, I'm so sorry their
Speaker 1: new hero shot. She walks into frame and goes like this,
Speaker 1: this crazy forced smile, like the smile was nuts.
Speaker 2: I noticed that too.
Speaker 1: It's like like she's trying to show all of her teeth,
Speaker 1: or like the sun is in her eyes. She like
Speaker 1: someone's pinching her from behind.
Speaker 2: She's like, it's one of those you're looking right to
Speaker 2: this sun.
Speaker 1: So they got one, two, three to go, and she's
Speaker 1: trying to poop, like what is happening? She looks so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It's very strange. So she almost loses her mind and
Speaker 2: has an orgasm on the soccer field about Harl's amazing
Speaker 2: he is at soccer.
Speaker 1: She needs a splash pad, She needs a splashbad.
Speaker 2: She couldnt take it. And he kind of jokes around
Speaker 2: about how bad she is at soccer, saying that even
Speaker 2: Edison tried two thousand times, so maybe if she tried
Speaker 2: two thousand times she could score. So she does make
Speaker 2: a goal from half field. Okay, so he's doing it
Speaker 2: full court, she's doing.
Speaker 1: It half field. Whatever.
Speaker 2: So he says to her notebook, NIETZSCHEE get ready you
Speaker 2: the violins. He says, you thought it was distance and
Speaker 2: you could not score, and you believe that there is
Speaker 2: a lesson. She goes, oh, what is that beer gun?
Speaker 2: And he says This is the same with us and
Speaker 2: our future. We all have the distance, but don't stuck
Speaker 2: on distance and don't stuck on problems. You follow your
Speaker 2: heart and you will score. Now, all I was looking
Speaker 2: at is this terrible hair because on one side it
Speaker 2: seems kind of normal, and then on the other side
Speaker 2: it's like a wedge and it's shaved.
Speaker 1: Is that the look?
Speaker 2: No, it's a bad haircut. It's a bad haircut, so weird,
Speaker 2: very strange. So it's like mynon's husband Anthony, when he
Speaker 2: shaved his head off.
Speaker 1: Oh that was horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So he says, you follow your heart, you
Speaker 2: will score. You are my love. She's like, and he says,
Speaker 2: do you know what this is? He pulls out a
Speaker 2: red string and she's like no, and he goes, you
Speaker 2: put it on your ring finger and she's like this
Speaker 2: one like she didn't know what the ring finger was.
Speaker 2: And he explains why people call it the ring finger.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. We've all heard this a million times
Speaker 2: because there's supposedly a vein that leads with this finger
Speaker 2: that goes to the heart.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think all your veins go to your heart.
Speaker 2: I think eventually everything ends up in the heart and
Speaker 2: recycles back down, right, isn't it a big circle? Don't
Speaker 2: I don't need a biology? Okay, yeah, I'm sure that's wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's wrong.
Speaker 1: I think it sounded right.
Speaker 2: All I know is I had an artery that blue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, don't ask.
Speaker 2: Not a vein.
Speaker 1: So and all I know is they tell me when
Speaker 1: they try to get it, you.
Speaker 2: Have a bad vein. You have bad vein. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So he ties it to her ring finger and then
Speaker 2: to his ring finger together, and then he says, we
Speaker 2: don't need rings because he doesn't have any money, because
Speaker 2: that's the sheesha. And he says, we don't need rings,
Speaker 2: We just need this bond. And now I am asking you,
Speaker 2: you want to bond your heart with mine? Will you
Speaker 2: marry me?
Speaker 1: It's like a robot proposing to a human.
Speaker 2: It's like a chatbot.
Speaker 1: Will you make Wally so happy? And terry Wally to day?
Speaker 2: And she goes all our teeth.
Speaker 1: Of course, I will fuck that debt and all the lies.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Okay, because she has an ending for her
Speaker 1: romance trilogy totally, it's gonna be on a soccer field
Speaker 1: when she writes it, though, and no, it might be
Speaker 1: something she finds sexier, like if there's something sexier, or
Speaker 1: if it's a fantasy novel, she might have to like
Speaker 1: they might be playing on broomsticks or something a quidditch.
Speaker 1: It's a quids Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: We're talking it. She goes, I've never had an engagement string.
Speaker 2: It's cutesy, and he says, he says, I got everything
Speaker 2: I wanted. Here's my trophy. So he says to her, who.
Speaker 1: Needs a ring?
Speaker 2: I am in my fucking.
Speaker 1: Gen and played football and got engaged.
Speaker 2: Who cares? We don't need fancy boat rides all that,
Speaker 2: which I had to put on my close caption because
Speaker 2: I didn't understand what he said, we don't.
Speaker 1: I can I just say I am usually not that
Speaker 1: bad with accents. I can barely understand him now, I
Speaker 1: put I needed the subtitles for him. This whole episode.
Speaker 2: It was it was not on.
Speaker 1: It's like didn't get sleep or something like.
Speaker 2: I got to turn it on.
Speaker 1: He's normally not this hard to understand.
Speaker 2: But when he said we don't need all that matters
Speaker 2: is love, and I was like, what rewind? We don't
Speaker 2: need fancy boat rides. Hope you enjoyed that one because
Speaker 2: I could never afford it again.
Speaker 1: That I turned on your credit card.
Speaker 2: Also, that guy owed me fifty grand. Only thing that
Speaker 2: matters is that I love you. It's been a long journey.
Speaker 2: We're happy, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they like, you get tied up with the ring,
Speaker 1: then you have to untie the string. So that's like,
Speaker 1: or do you cut the string because she has to
Speaker 1: go back to America. You're not gonna It's like your
Speaker 1: handcuffed together. You got to go to the bathroom together
Speaker 1: all day and then at some point you cut it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen the binding ceremonies at weddings, yeah,
Speaker 1: where you wrap wrists and things like that, but this
Speaker 1: seems weird. Also, I think we don't talk enough about
Speaker 1: how she is also a sex tourist. We give Rick
Speaker 1: a lot of crap. She's fully a sex tourist as well.
Speaker 1: And when she turns like sixty, he'll still be in
Speaker 1: his thirties.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's like, well, it's not as bad as
Speaker 2: submitting Jimmy Jinny, because we submit is just he's just
Speaker 2: run that wave.
Speaker 1: He's just right. Yeah, And their difference is like thirty years.
Speaker 1: But this difference is still twenty one years. I think
Speaker 1: she's twenty one years older than him.
Speaker 2: It's forty seven to twenty seve so yeah, twenty one years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a lady of a certain age pretty soon
Speaker 3: and he's still going to be a very young man, right,
Speaker 3: and that's.
Speaker 1: Not going to go well when he comes to America.
Speaker 1: It's gonna rely becons yed. They're giving Rebecca zed vibes
Speaker 1: and he is cheating on her allegedly.
Speaker 2: Rely, you are talking through this logically as if this
Speaker 2: is going to work out, and as these people are.
Speaker 1: Really not coming to America, but Rebecca's yed. They did
Speaker 1: make it work and you know, America, and they were
Speaker 1: okay for a while, but they.
Speaker 2: Had never been in person when he came to America.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 1: She went, she went, She went with there. That was
Speaker 1: their first season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So in the talk in the head, she goes,
Speaker 2: I'm so happy and we have learned and grown and truthfully,
Speaker 2: if I had to do it over, I would do
Speaker 2: it all the same way. That's good for the monking.
Speaker 2: Make that, make that it's good for the that's never
Speaker 2: never been so happy. So I'm talking head beer Can,
Speaker 2: in his uplifting way, says, yes, I thought it was
Speaker 2: over for me and I would die alone. But the
Speaker 2: distance could mix up her mind. But she has the
Speaker 2: red string, so she knows now her soul is bonded
Speaker 2: to mine wherever. Walking off, walking off, she's a vampire,
Speaker 2: totally like a vampire walking off, She says, what you
Speaker 2: know she's been thinking the whole time, which is, do
Speaker 2: I have to keep the string forever? Am I getting ring?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He says, I'll think about it. I'm beer Khan, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Life of beer Can when I get money. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now she's packing up to go, and she's getting sad.
Speaker 1: You know, he's the type that would make her feel
Speaker 1: bad for wanting a ring. He's like a Jovan like,
Speaker 1: will make her feel like you should read more Nietzsche
Speaker 1: because he talks about materialism being the devil and you are,
Speaker 1: you know, materialistic American, and he'll put her down for
Speaker 1: wantingly could have ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's packing up to go.
Speaker 2: She's getting sad, and Nietzsche says, don't think about it.
Speaker 1: Did you sad? Do you say?
Speaker 2: Chase says knee Chase says, he says, don't think about it,
Speaker 2: because then.
Speaker 1: You won't be sad.
Speaker 2: She's like, it's hard not to think about it, like
Speaker 2: I'm packing, okay, quit with quit with n okay. She's
Speaker 2: it's just so crazy to think, like it could take
Speaker 2: up to eighteen months when it needs to be approved.
Speaker 2: So she cries, Okay. Michael arrives, still no E. And
Speaker 2: his name arrives, still no he just Michael. He arrives,
Speaker 2: He hugs berger Roll, They hug Berk says he's going
Speaker 2: to take her bags to the car. So Michael has
Speaker 2: got them a taxi, which is I'm like, straight, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Michael and they're best friends now best friends and.
Speaker 2: They're talking to Laura says, Michael and I are going
Speaker 2: to really need to establish some boundaries now that I'm
Speaker 2: an engaged woman, Like we can no longer cuddle on
Speaker 2: the couch and get in the bed and watch movies.
Speaker 1: What why were you doing that?
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's very inappropriate.
Speaker 1: You were still dating beer Coon when you were doing that,
Speaker 1: you just hadn't met him yet.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: That's weird, that's your friend.
Speaker 2: Why, that's very odd. They're going to get in the
Speaker 2: bed and watch or cuddle on the couch.
Speaker 1: What's so weird. No laying on top of each other.
Speaker 1: That's such a kissing last time.
Speaker 2: That's that's what led to the kissing. Yeah, yeah, she's
Speaker 2: just a little sad. We have to set these boundaries.
Speaker 2: And Laura and Michael talk and she goes, yes, it's
Speaker 2: really sad think about leaving, and yeah, well we're engaged.
Speaker 2: Did you notice the first thing he did was he
Speaker 2: looked down at her hand. Yeah, and he's like, are
Speaker 2: you bleeding?
Speaker 1: Is that was on your finger?
Speaker 2: He and he says, interesting, I found you engaged and
Speaker 2: here we are again. Fascinating because she was engaged to
Speaker 2: somebody else when he first.
Speaker 1: Goat that other dude. Did they get married that other dude?
Speaker 1: They just didn't get married.
Speaker 2: Okay, So in my mind I am understanding Michael. Michael's like,
Speaker 2: this is why I don't fuck with this girl. She's
Speaker 2: desperado for a man, any man yep. And Michael's like,
Speaker 2: it's not she doesn't want me, she wanted any man.
Speaker 1: Mm hm.
Speaker 2: So I think he's just like he says, fascinating, world,
Speaker 2: like when I met you, you were engaged, then you tried
Speaker 2: to hook up with me, and now you're engaged with
Speaker 2: this guy in the span of a year and a half.
Speaker 2: You know. So beer Can knocks and he does sometimes
Speaker 2: say some funny things. Yeah he does, and Michael says,
Speaker 2: come in, and he goes, I can't. That's the point
Speaker 2: of the knocking. You can't answer the door, you can't
Speaker 2: open the door. It's funny. I'm talking to have Michael goes.
Speaker 2: You know, I wasn't sure, but I met Beer and
Speaker 2: he seems like a good guy. There's a big age
Speaker 2: differs there, and long distance is really hard and love
Speaker 2: is not always enough, and that's all they got right now.
Speaker 2: So good luck. We'll keep playing pickleball. So in the cab,
Speaker 2: Michael says, yeah, whoo, next nine to eighteen months gonna
Speaker 2: be rough for you guys. Yeah, it's a long time. Lurco.
Speaker 2: Stop talking about it. It's so overwhelming. And you have
Speaker 2: to imagine she went there doing her break. She's a
Speaker 2: school teacher. She really doesn't have another break until like
Speaker 2: Christmas break, spring break, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking to berk and I mean, ber can can go anytime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Life of Mirka.
Speaker 2: Life of your Khan and the talking he ber Khan says,
Speaker 2: I feel half my soul is leaving me. Our struggle,
Speaker 2: like Nietzche says, has just begun.
Speaker 1: But if we both want the episode.
Speaker 2: He never says that. I'm just saying that. He says, no,
Speaker 2: he never says that, and I'm just pretending that he's
Speaker 2: saying it. He says, if we bon't, if we both
Speaker 2: want this thing, it will work. So Michael says goodbye
Speaker 2: to beer Can at the airport, and Laura and beer
Speaker 2: Can have more notebook moments. They say goodbye, they hug
Speaker 2: and he says he's hugging her. He does a lot
Speaker 2: of like almost giving her like a nuggie. He does
Speaker 2: a little one armed.
Speaker 1: Come here, he brows her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy kid, and he kind of knugges her and
Speaker 2: he says, uh, we had our moments. We will still
Speaker 2: have more moments. I believe in us. Do you leave
Speaker 2: in us? And she says I do and he goes okay.
Speaker 2: Then nu nuging, are you crazy kid? And then she
Speaker 2: thank you for loving me? Whatever I literally wrote, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah.
Speaker 1: He loves America. He loves her money. The only time
Speaker 1: he's shown romantic interest in her is when she was
Speaker 1: mad at him and he threw her up against the
Speaker 1: wall and that was her fantasy.
Speaker 2: The talking is She says, does this been the experience
Speaker 2: of a lifetime? And I wouldn't change it. The only
Speaker 2: thing I need is time. I'm out of time taking
Speaker 2: over that of the book. That's going to be a
Speaker 2: good line in the book.
Speaker 1: She needs a pocket recorder, so yes, yes, she needs
Speaker 1: to be like that girl love after lock up that
Speaker 1: she's always had her phone on her shoulder. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: to find out what you and Kisha were talking about.
Speaker 1: I was like, is she prop it there?
Speaker 2: What are they talking her shoulder? Hey?
Speaker 1: Wild? Did she do that so weird? It's always on her?
Speaker 1: I guess it does, But like then you have to
Speaker 1: turn your I guess she's just.
Speaker 2: Like driving and like paying the customers and like typing
Speaker 2: on the computer, like moving, so bizarre.
Speaker 1: But then didn't you and Kisha say that there is
Speaker 1: something you can like put there that like clip?
Speaker 2: She didn't, she didn't have that.
Speaker 1: It was like, what product are you talking about? Is
Speaker 1: it like a clippy thing that has a magnet or something?
Speaker 2: I think Keisha was talking about when you get the
Speaker 2: things going back to the phone that are like the
Speaker 2: suction cups so you can stick it in a mirror
Speaker 2: to do yourself visus on your I think Kisha thought
Speaker 2: it was suction. No, it was always on her bare shoulder. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bear shoulder.
Speaker 1: So weird, weird.
Speaker 2: All right, Let's move on to Forrest and his teeth
Speaker 2: or no teeth unclear, and Sheena and her overuse of
Speaker 2: the term bear.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you Bear. I humbly apologize bear. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Mollie's pet. Sometimes Molly is a gem, even though
Speaker 1: she's a horrible person. She's packing bags of chips in
Speaker 1: her suitcase.
Speaker 2: She can't take it.
Speaker 1: She can't.
Speaker 2: I know she can't pack fruit.
Speaker 1: We know she would get she can't. She's not allowed.
Speaker 1: She's gonna obey by those roles, although she loves that fruit.
Speaker 1: So she's gonna bring every weird flavor that they have,
Speaker 1: you know, in like foreign countries they have the crazy flavors,
Speaker 1: or even in America. I think if you drive around
Speaker 1: the country, you could find like different flavors of Lais,
Speaker 1: like just everywhere we saw.
Speaker 2: We saw different ones in France, and we were like,
Speaker 2: should we try that?
Speaker 1: Should I kind of want to try. So she's packing
Speaker 1: the bags of chips in her suitcase, and Forrest says,
Speaker 1: what if they pop and explode? And she says, people
Speaker 1: take their dogs on planes and they don't explode. For us,
Speaker 1: not the same thing thing.
Speaker 2: But he was like, okay, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, but true. When you go up in elevation,
Speaker 1: bags of potato chips do expand, so maybe, but they
Speaker 1: serve you bags of chips on the plane.
Speaker 2: I would have poked it. I would have poked one
Speaker 2: tiny hole in those.
Speaker 1: Safe yes, say yeah. So Forrest is wearing that stupid
Speaker 1: cowboy hat with the strap, like it's for a little
Speaker 1: boy who's riding on a mechanical horse outside of a
Speaker 1: grocery store. Yes, exactly. Dev speaks when they are putting
Speaker 1: their luggage into the van. He says, big bags first,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wisdom from Dev. I always know
Speaker 1: the right thing to say.
Speaker 2: It didn't even occur to me that was him speaking.
Speaker 2: It's been so long that I heard him, I know.
Speaker 1: So Forrest says he's gonna miss They're in the van
Speaker 1: to the airport and he's like, I'm gonna miss Sina
Speaker 1: and you you making noise all night and grinding your
Speaker 1: teeth in bed, and she says, I'm gonna miss my
Speaker 1: big Papa Bear who farts all night, and a quick
Speaker 1: cut of Molly going she makes this she hates them
Speaker 1: now she likes them as a couple, but now she
Speaker 1: hates it all.
Speaker 2: Well, if you guys want to go back and watch,
Speaker 2: this is the scene where I discovered that he had
Speaker 2: no top teeth.
Speaker 1: So Forrest says, I don't worry, my baby bear, it
Speaker 1: won't take seven years to come back and see you.
Speaker 1: And Molly keeps rolling her eyes the whole car ride.
Speaker 1: She's just like, she's.
Speaker 2: Like enough with the baby bear, the Papa bear.
Speaker 1: The ugh, yeah, be at to find yourself a dev
Speaker 1: who doesn't even talk to you, she's an So she
Speaker 1: says she liked seeing Forrest in love and happy, but
Speaker 1: she still doesn't trust Gena, and she has more questions
Speaker 1: than answers about her finances and her family, and she
Speaker 1: manipulates better than anyone I know. And I saved him
Speaker 1: from making the biggest mistake of his life by moving here.
Speaker 2: Since I didn't watch last week, can you just give
Speaker 2: me like a two s summary of how he changed
Speaker 2: his mind to not stay there?
Speaker 1: Literally, Molly said, you don't know the rent here, how
Speaker 1: much money it costs and how much money do you
Speaker 1: make Sena and she makes five hundred a month, but
Speaker 1: they think it'll rent will be three or four hundred
Speaker 1: a month. And she's like, you'll have one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to live here, and you what kind of job are
Speaker 1: you gonna get for? Is you will haven't even done
Speaker 1: any sort of you know, job hunting or anything. And
Speaker 1: literally within five minutes of Molly burating them at the restaurant,
Speaker 1: he was like, Sheena, I think my mom's right. I
Speaker 1: think I do have to go back to America and
Speaker 1: save money get a job.
Speaker 2: Why can't they live at her current apartment on her
Speaker 2: current salary?
Speaker 1: Great question? Okay, sorry, just knowing it up there, that's
Speaker 1: it's all good questions. So at the also, it's rich
Speaker 1: that we can't even figure out he has teeth or not,
Speaker 1: but Molly thinks she can take care of him better
Speaker 1: than she I can, and that his life in America
Speaker 1: is so great when he doesn't have dental care. So
Speaker 1: or she is a vet, she could get in there
Speaker 1: check well.
Speaker 2: I also saw lots of people saying she's definitely not
Speaker 2: a veterinarian, she's definitely like a vet tech. I was
Speaker 2: like either way.
Speaker 1: She has a profession, profession, she had to go to
Speaker 1: school and she knows something and she has a steady job.
Speaker 2: Why would she say she's a veterinarian if she why
Speaker 2: wouldn't she say I work in a veterinarian clinic.
Speaker 1: Why would they say that they've never met each other?
Speaker 1: But you know what, You're right, the.
Speaker 2: Right. Once we go down this rabbit hole, will continue
Speaker 2: to have no answers. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: So at the airport, Dev says which way to the gate,
Speaker 1: and I was like, def's on fire this episode. Good
Speaker 1: for you, buddy, finding your voice chatty Cathy over here.
Speaker 1: I was so proud of him. I love it.
Speaker 4: We on fire you So he never spoke up when
Speaker 4: Molly is screaming or causing a scene or berating Sheena
Speaker 4: and making her cry.
Speaker 1: But he's gonna guide them through the airport safely. And
Speaker 1: I'm so ready to get home. Which way to the airplane?
Speaker 1: Let me get out of it. I bet we're not.
Speaker 2: We can't.
Speaker 1: We're not even gonna get footage now of them on
Speaker 1: the plane. And the going the wing is s take
Speaker 1: the wing, Look at the wheel is coming up like so.
Speaker 2: Exciting, it's a rap anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Molly and Sheena hug and then Sheena starts
Speaker 1: sobbing in Molly's arms because I do. We still did
Speaker 1: never get answers to what's going on with Sheena's mom,
Speaker 1: like we never met her because she was ill. She
Speaker 1: had taken to her bed the whole trip. And so
Speaker 1: Mollie is crying too and like comforting Sheena, like stroking
Speaker 1: her hair, like it's okay, we're going to see you again.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Mollie runs hot and cold because
Speaker 1: she hates Sena sometimes, and then she's like motherly affectionate
Speaker 1: towards Sheena. So then Sheena cries to Forrest and he
Speaker 1: tells her to be strong, baby bear, and they kiss
Speaker 1: and he puts that stupid cowboy hat on her head,
Speaker 1: and she says, I love this hat and I love
Speaker 1: you and I want you to have it as a
Speaker 1: promise that I'll come back for you. This cheap ass
Speaker 1: tourist hat that we got at a stand on the
Speaker 1: side of the road, and I want you to wear
Speaker 1: it every day. And she's crying and she says, honey bear,
Speaker 1: I can't wear it every day at work because the
Speaker 1: dogs will chew on it.
Speaker 2: She's taking it very literally. Yeah, very literally.
Speaker 1: He goes, I know it's okay, and she says, before
Speaker 1: meeting Forrest, I was afraid I would never find someone
Speaker 1: who would love me for me, And as he walks away,
Speaker 1: she says, I'll be with you, Papa Bear. I promise
Speaker 1: so much beer talk staring at them Big Bear, Papa Bear,
Speaker 1: Smelly Bear, Fardi Bear Bear. It's so much bear, so
Speaker 1: sperm bear, Jesus do so, he says. Being with Sheena
Speaker 1: has pushed me to make changes I should have made
Speaker 1: years ago, like job to ensure that we can have
Speaker 1: a life together in America. And I'm going to be
Speaker 1: better and I'm on a new path and stuff. And
Speaker 1: it appears if that post about him being working at
Speaker 1: a pharmacy is true, he did get a job, so
Speaker 1: good for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna move over to Jovon and Anna Lyin.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you, lasting him, that's not
Speaker 2: the question. Last week were they on and did they?
Speaker 2: Did he somehow there say, because I know they had
Speaker 2: the wedding that he was very unhappy about. Did he
Speaker 2: end up being nice at the wedding because all of
Speaker 2: a sudden they very happy.
Speaker 1: He did vows that were very off of chat GPT,
Speaker 1: he googled. He googled Manosphere, red pill vows. But he
Speaker 1: did say to obey. He promised to obey in the vows,
Speaker 1: which kills yeah, which tells me that he googled vows
Speaker 1: and did not actually read them ahead of time, because
Speaker 1: there's no way he is going to be a pussy
Speaker 1: and obey to his wife. Let's be real, And she
Speaker 1: gave very personal vows. She cried a lot, he smiled,
Speaker 1: and then she said I can tell by looking in
Speaker 1: his eyes he's genuine and he loves me. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not seeing that at all, but okay,
Speaker 1: and then they kissed and she said she was so happy,
Speaker 1: and so it literally was like a Matt Sharp fake
Speaker 1: out walked down the aisle. I can't believe I'm doing this.
Speaker 1: Our life is bad together, he's horrible. Oh, he said,
Speaker 1: he loves me in front of people. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: And then they danced and he stood there as all
Speaker 1: these short Filipino people danced around him, and he was
Speaker 1: just like literally standing on the dance floor as they
Speaker 1: were dancing around him, because he can't have fun in public,
Speaker 1: because that is like what weak men do. That is
Speaker 1: so like raise his arms and pretend to dance.
Speaker 2: Because he says here that they say here. He decided
Speaker 2: to extend his trips of the could go traveling, which
Speaker 2: means they were spending money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so weird, okay. Oh, and he surprised her with
Speaker 1: the ring at the wedding, which that really touched her.
Speaker 1: The wedding, the ring that he made her feel shitty
Speaker 1: about in the store and embarrassed because he wouldn't buy
Speaker 1: it for because and it was the cheapest ring they had.
Speaker 1: It was like a trick, like I made you feel
Speaker 1: bad about yourself, but then I'm going to so I'm
Speaker 1: going to lower your expectations a ton and make you
Speaker 1: think you're not getting something and then give it to you.
Speaker 1: And then she was happy. Love that, Love that for her.
Speaker 1: So she's been feeling nauseous. She decided to take a
Speaker 1: pregnancy test and they're waiting for the results. She's waiting
Speaker 1: for the results. She has not included him in this
Speaker 1: and I love that. And so it's been a few
Speaker 1: weeks since they're vour neural. He extended his trip so
Speaker 1: they could travel, and it means a lot to her
Speaker 1: that he was willing to miss work. That's like, again,
Speaker 1: his sixty hours a week that I do not believe
Speaker 1: exists at three different jobs. Okay, so they and I
Speaker 1: did get to tell Matt that on Pillow Talk they
Speaker 1: had the Old Ladies a lot.
Speaker 2: I heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was so delighted by that. And I missed
Speaker 1: them because I feel like they would have had a
Speaker 1: lot to say about Lisa shitting the bed.
Speaker 2: And so much pad Yes, you know what.
Speaker 1: I love that. So they've been having lots of sex
Speaker 1: because it's going so well. He's being nice to her,
Speaker 1: and she she wakes him up to tell him about
Speaker 1: the pregnancy test, and it's like a teenage boy being
Speaker 1: woken up by his mom on a Saturday morning when
Speaker 1: he just wants to sleep in and he's like, oh
Speaker 1: what no, And she shows him the pregnancy test and
Speaker 1: he's like, is this what I think it is? Are
Speaker 1: we about to have a baby? And he seems he's
Speaker 1: like really happy. He's like, hell, yeah, appropriate it.
Speaker 2: Did you notice? Okay, let's just say let's do a reenactment. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's just say this pencil is a pregnancy test. She's
Speaker 2: also filming it with her phone right, like she's talking
Speaker 2: to him with her phone like this recording holding the
Speaker 2: pregnancy test, but then this other arm was hugging him
Speaker 2: and stuff hid arm because she's filming it. You could
Speaker 2: see her arm is out and she's like running in
Speaker 2: to show him. They are looking down at the pregnancy test,
Speaker 2: but then her arm is going around him to hug.
Speaker 1: Maybe she has one of those things that you put
Speaker 1: around your neck and it has the camera here. You
Speaker 1: can stick your phone in it, so you can no,
Speaker 1: but that's the only solution you can. It's literally like
Speaker 1: a strap around your neck made of metal and you
Speaker 1: can adjust it and then so you can walk around
Speaker 1: your house and do errands and stuff and keep watching Ulu,
Speaker 1: like watching YouTube as you're doing dishes and stuff and
Speaker 1: it's right in front of you. Or her mom was
Speaker 1: in this in the shot she's like, Mama needs your arm,
Speaker 1: come over here. Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 2: Or she had a production person like stuck the test
Speaker 2: like into the shot. He's like, wait, yeah, Joe, what
Speaker 2: are you doing in here? Yeah? Yeah. It's like every
Speaker 2: picture of David Ay with the baby has yes God.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so bizarre. So he says he's happy, but
Speaker 1: he's also scared shitless and the next day he's leaving
Speaker 1: to go back home, so they really time this out perfectly.
Speaker 2: She really seems to be very pregnant.
Speaker 1: She's all of a sudden popped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, since yesterday she got.
Speaker 1: Pregnant, like the first night, I think, and then now
Speaker 1: is just taking the test because she's suddenly yeah. So
Speaker 1: she's packing his luggage because again this is her teenage son,
Speaker 1: and so he's gonna forget socks and underwear if she
Speaker 1: doesn't pack for him. So and at least he thanks her.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Javan, have you really turned over
Speaker 1: a new leaf? He says, thank you for packing my
Speaker 1: bags for me, And she's stressed because they don't have
Speaker 1: a plan about the baby, and he says, well, the
Speaker 1: main focus is your health and we need to get
Speaker 1: things in order over here, whatever that means, and then
Speaker 1: we'll look into getting you over to the States.
Speaker 2: She's pregnant, so you might want to start yeah now
Speaker 2: right tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Wait until things are set up in the Philippines. And
Speaker 1: then he says, babies are expensive, plus the visa and
Speaker 1: I am already broke, and she's like, you're gonna miss
Speaker 1: so much of this pregnancy, and he says keep me posted.
Speaker 2: When he said keep me posted, and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm going to keep you posted, but it would be
Speaker 2: great if you were there when the baby was born.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just keep me posted.
Speaker 2: Maybe post a girl.
Speaker 1: So he's like, hit me up with that baby news.
Speaker 1: Did you have the baby yet? So he can't promise
Speaker 1: when he'll come back, but he promises he'll be back
Speaker 1: for the birth. Okay, how are you going to afford that?
Speaker 1: And she says, I thought that being pregnant he would
Speaker 1: work harder to have us live in the same place.
Speaker 1: I thought I would baby trap him like a viva
Speaker 1: and get him to stay with me and try to
Speaker 1: get me to America or come move here so we
Speaker 1: could be together. But I was wrong. It turns out
Speaker 1: I'm going to be going through this pregnancy alone. Yep,
Speaker 1: we could control you this. And also, very rarely, just
Speaker 1: having a baby turn a man into a completely different person.
Speaker 1: I know it can make them grow up and change,
Speaker 1: but like, if he's an asshole, he's probably still going
Speaker 1: to be an asshole.
Speaker 2: Can also make them run screaming in the opposite direction,
Speaker 2: never to be seen again.
Speaker 1: Yes, there we go. There we go. So the next
Speaker 1: day he's flying home and she's like looking at his stuff,
Speaker 1: and she goes, Boo, are these your coins in America?
Speaker 1: And he goes, those are pennies, and they're the most
Speaker 1: valuable coins in all the land. They're all I have
Speaker 1: because I'm so rich.
Speaker 2: I felt. I felt he was a little dismissive of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're pennies, dummy, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dummies, But look how much money I have in pennies.
Speaker 1: So of course it's pennies. Of course he has pennies
Speaker 1: in his pocket. So they are both sad that he's
Speaker 1: leaving when she's pregnant, and he's like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: try to stay emotionally strong because my podcasts have told
Speaker 1: me that only p words cry, so I'm not going
Speaker 1: to show any emotion. Her mom has packed him a
Speaker 1: lunch for the plane. So cute. It's so cute, teenage son.
Speaker 1: She's packed food. Also, I hope it doesn't smell bad,
Speaker 1: because no one wants not on a plane.
Speaker 2: But chick Adobe, Chicken Adobe was questionable. Chicken Adobe was questionable.
Speaker 1: Has to be better than a Viva's day old Panda
Speaker 1: Express shrimp.
Speaker 2: Never get never forget, never forget.
Speaker 1: Not even in a taper ware in the styrofoam. So
Speaker 1: he hugs the mom and she's crying, and she says,
Speaker 1: I hope they don't wind up like us, with a
Speaker 1: broken family. And my dream is that Jovann doesn't break
Speaker 1: his promises and they are a complete family. Sad, sad,
Speaker 1: And then but it looks like they're together at the
Speaker 1: tell All I know place.
Speaker 2: That was the one thing about the tell All. They
Speaker 2: seem to be not in the States, they seem to
Speaker 2: be together with her. I guess maybe he went there
Speaker 2: for the baby and he decided to stay until Yeah,
Speaker 2: good good.
Speaker 1: So Anna says she's gonna miss everything, the arguing and
Speaker 1: the making up and the makeup sex and how they
Speaker 1: always find a way to forgive each other, like whenever
Speaker 1: he was a cheap, sexiest pig and she forgave him.
Speaker 1: Those were good times. And at the airport he's like,
Speaker 1: don't cry, don't be a pussy, don't cry, and he's like, again,
Speaker 1: keep me posted on the baby. Again, keep me posted, girl.
Speaker 1: You let me know what's going on with you. Keep
Speaker 1: me posted. Okay, I know it's like, I know you
Speaker 1: were thinking of taking up pottery, so keep me posted
Speaker 1: on that I love taking classes or something. Let me
Speaker 1: know what's going.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he shows no emotion leaving and she's crying,
Speaker 1: and she says, I've learned that marriage isn't always about
Speaker 1: your happiness. It isn't always fun, and you have to
Speaker 1: work on yourself and I need to work on my temper.
Speaker 1: I think her temper is fine. I think it's just
Speaker 1: I think it's and she never threw anything, She never
Speaker 1: screamed at everyone in a bar like a lease. No,
Speaker 1: there are so many. He just called her aggressive and
Speaker 1: gaspled her into thinking that she has a bad temper.
Speaker 1: Did you stab Javon with a fork? No, then you're
Speaker 1: good because.
Speaker 2: He definitely deserved it several times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's it with them. Well now we gained
Speaker 1: lost her, but we lost her. We lost her.
Speaker 2: If we just get her to the States, we can
Speaker 2: we can get her back.
Speaker 1: But she's tied with him forever now because oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it doesn't always work out. Look at Gehunan Devin,
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 1: You know, does not.
Speaker 2: You don't always have to be tied to that person. Okay,
Speaker 2: so wow, that was you know what you guys? I
Speaker 2: literally can cannot remember if a breakfast, but I can
Speaker 2: remember gehuna, Devin.
Speaker 1: It's my family, anel so clean.
Speaker 2: Family, anal so clean. Okay, let's go to Lisa and Daniel.
Speaker 2: We're gonna finish with them. Nope, stick, let's end with
Speaker 2: a viva and stick. Okay, okay, I'll give you a break. Okay,
Speaker 2: Lisa and Daniel. Lisa and her daughter Faith are walking
Speaker 2: through a park. Lisa looks like maybe she's gotten into
Speaker 2: shape a little bit here, didn't she said, maybe she's. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like to give somebody props if they've been working
Speaker 2: on their fitness, you know, because more goes, I'm not. So.
Speaker 1: She has a new blonde long wig, and uh.
Speaker 2: It's interesting. Here's a little foreshadowing. She says Daniel really
Speaker 2: wants her to get African style braids, but she doesn't
Speaker 2: want to do it, and Faith goes, that's very expensive
Speaker 2: to keep up. And also you're a white American. Yeah, secret,
Speaker 2: which is interesting because the wig she's currently sporting is
Speaker 2: like braids and she's got a lot of shit, a
Speaker 2: lot of shit for it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lisa, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one on Instagram
Speaker 1: that she keeps showing her Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 2: A wig with braids, and people are giving her a
Speaker 2: lot of shit. Yeah yeah, and she goes, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know what I have to do is He says, like,
Speaker 2: I've done so much for him, and Faith goes, yeah, Mom,
Speaker 2: you're working your ass off. You're working three jobs to
Speaker 2: pay your debt. And he should go out and get
Speaker 2: another job. Why are you working three jobs?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or a job? Does he have a job?
Speaker 2: She says, he has a job, but I think his
Speaker 2: job is to scam women on the internet.
Speaker 1: Correct, is his job? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So Lisa says, I was so in love with Daniel,
Speaker 2: but now I'm so insecure. So they're talking to he had.
Speaker 2: Faith said, when my mom came back from Nigeria, she
Speaker 2: was so excited. She had all these plans to.
Speaker 1: Get back there as soon as she could and maybe
Speaker 1: live there for a year.
Speaker 2: But after a few weeks, my mom said, he's not
Speaker 2: communicating as much. So I wanted to find out why
Speaker 2: he's not communicating. I did find out some things. None
Speaker 2: are positive, so Faith goes, mom, is not normal that
Speaker 2: this man has four phone numbers.
Speaker 1: I thought he was broke.
Speaker 2: It's hard to afford one phone number.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can think of is Google phone
Speaker 1: numbers are free if you have a Gmail account, like
Speaker 1: we have one for our business just because you need
Speaker 1: like a phone number, and I don't want to use
Speaker 1: my own, so and you just have to keep renewing it.
Speaker 1: So you could use that on your computer, or maybe
Speaker 1: you could use it on your phone. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: could use it on your phone.
Speaker 2: Are they that advanced over there, like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean he has a smartphone, right, some kind of smartphone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then I think he could google.
Speaker 2: Faith says, it's not normally as four phone numbers. And Mom,
Speaker 2: remember he has that woman listed in his phone as
Speaker 2: wife chat and that's definitely not your number. And so
Speaker 2: then we get the story to show that they trust
Speaker 2: each other. They exchanged past words. So Lisa had Faith
Speaker 2: go into his email and she found a contact in
Speaker 2: his email. I guess that particular Gmail that was named
Speaker 2: wife chat. So Faith texted this woman. And let's remember
Speaker 2: also that Lisa is listed as Liz baby.
Speaker 1: Does you think her name is Liz?
Speaker 2: He thinks her name is Liz. So wife chat is
Speaker 2: a Nigeria number, And here's what it says. Faith says,
Speaker 2: do you know Daniel you are listed as his wife
Speaker 2: in his email. Wife chat says, so what can I
Speaker 2: do for you? Faith says, are you married to him?
Speaker 2: Because my mother is also married to Daniel and that's
Speaker 2: why I am concerned. The wife says, please lost my number,
Speaker 2: and I will not like to repeat myself.
Speaker 1: That's going to be mynu response to everything. If Jehovah's
Speaker 1: witness has come to my door, please lost my address,
Speaker 1: and I do not want to repeat myself. You're terrible, Okay,
Speaker 1: I no offense to Jehovah's witnesses. I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: at my door.
Speaker 2: No, you don't. You've already explained that you do a
Speaker 2: stop drop and role.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but why do they did I miss when
Speaker 1: they actually get married? They keep talking that they're married.
Speaker 1: Is it one of those ceremonies was like a wedding,
Speaker 1: kind of like you're.
Speaker 2: When I met with when they met with the King.
Speaker 2: I think that was the wedding.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm curious because like Angela and Michael had a
Speaker 1: full on ceremony which he knew it, we knew it
Speaker 1: was a wedding.
Speaker 2: But that was like a legit legal wedding. This is
Speaker 2: just a wedding in their tribe.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got so.
Speaker 2: I don't think it counts towards he couldn't get her
Speaker 2: over there on a marriage basins, legal wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, okay, I understand. I actually think he could
Speaker 1: have an actual family there. And because Zena on UK
Speaker 1: which by the way, don't sleep on ninety day UK people.
Speaker 1: It's really good. I know Maddie and Poodle didn't like it,
Speaker 1: but we really liked it. Xena fully thought that he
Speaker 1: had like a wife and kids, and they were all
Speaker 1: in on the scam one hunt.
Speaker 2: We all thought it too. We were, yeah, this is
Speaker 2: my wife. She's really my sister and also my grandmother.
Speaker 1: What and you built that's a new roof.
Speaker 2: Yes. So in the talking to head, Lisa says, he's
Speaker 2: not given me the same amount of attention. There's no
Speaker 2: more good morning, beautiful text. And if he put me
Speaker 2: through all this and there's a wife out there, what
Speaker 2: does this mean? This going through this has been traumatic.
Speaker 2: This woman didn't say who, she didn't deny it, and
Speaker 2: he can't say this is not true. So faith goes mom.
Speaker 2: If you go there again, he'll just gaslight you go there. Well,
Speaker 2: she can't Eve get him to say good morning. So
Speaker 2: she says, I know, I just need to talk to
Speaker 2: daniel but he's gonna lie and gaslight me. But it's
Speaker 2: time for me to ask him about what you found
Speaker 2: and ask him about his wife. I mentally physically exhausted Faith.
Speaker 2: She cries hugs Faith, and I just wrote, poor long
Speaker 2: suffering Faith.
Speaker 1: She's God Faith, and Faith is always like I'll be
Speaker 1: here for you no matter what. And I was like, why,
Speaker 1: why stop doing this to yourself?
Speaker 2: Okay, next we see Lisa looks like she's leaving work
Speaker 2: and I was like, she's wearing that wig at work. Girl,
Speaker 2: Lets your head breathe.
Speaker 1: Let your head breathe. You don't have to do that.
Speaker 2: He's not there, like maybe maybe just for filming that
Speaker 2: whoo Yeah. So he calls and she's like, hey, Danielle,
Speaker 2: let me call you back. And did you notice the
Speaker 2: screen was a picture that a picture that will pop
Speaker 2: up when somebody calls you.
Speaker 1: It was a picture of her and another woman. Was
Speaker 1: it a picture, Dania? Really?
Speaker 2: I wonder if it was like went through a producer,
Speaker 2: so it popped up like it was the production calling.
Speaker 1: Oh you know interesting, it's you're such a good detective.
Speaker 2: Well, I was like, that's not Daniel. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: If that's Lisa actually.
Speaker 2: So she says, oh, it's terrible because when he calls
Speaker 2: his voice it still gives me butterflies. But I've got
Speaker 2: to confront him with this information. So she facetimes and
Speaker 2: she just sort of like walks around with the phone
Speaker 2: and he.
Speaker 1: Goes, hello, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Now he has got a smirk on his face like
Speaker 2: he's either baked or just thinks this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: He thinks it's the same smirk he had when he
Speaker 1: was with her his friends and they like, you're the angel.
Speaker 1: You're bringing him to America. You're such an angel. And
Speaker 1: she's like, do you have another woman that? And he
Speaker 1: was just smirking. He thought the who all hilarious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she says, well, I had his stressful work day.
Speaker 2: He says, Oh, I've told you, baby, Baby, don't work
Speaker 2: so hard. Baby, you look beautiful. I love your wig,
Speaker 2: she says, Dan, and.
Speaker 1: You'll want her money, so you need her to work
Speaker 1: on that hard. Also, he's working three jobs. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she's always broke.
Speaker 2: Got it got its.
Speaker 1: Rough out there for the three job people like Javon
Speaker 1: and Lisa America.
Speaker 2: She's got to pay back Juna. So she says, Daniel,
Speaker 2: why haven't you been communicating with me? He says, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I uh spent those weeks with you in legos.
Speaker 2: Now we say logos, but he said legos. And he says,
Speaker 2: and when I got back, you know, I found out
Speaker 2: who I was in debt and she goes, uh huh,
Speaker 2: I'm in debt too, but I make time for you.
Speaker 2: I'm working three jobs. You're just working one job and
Speaker 2: going to football matches mm. And he goes, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, sort of like.
Speaker 2: Keep me posted. It's men and she says, you're not
Speaker 2: the same Daniel that I talked to in the beginning,
Speaker 2: right because he lured you in with high beautiful, got
Speaker 2: you over there, got what he wanted, no care.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he says, well, I still love you. I'll never
Speaker 2: denounce my love for you, and she goes, okay, what, No,
Speaker 2: Why do you have one I've listed in your contacts?
Speaker 2: And he says, m I don't think that's true and
Speaker 2: she says it is true, faith with in your email
Speaker 2: And there's a woman named Whif in your contacts. He says, ah,
Speaker 2: you just like laying accusations on my head. And she says,
Speaker 2: hold on, I gotta call.
Speaker 1: I do love the way he talks accusations on my head.
Speaker 1: And then he says, I denounce I won't denounce you
Speaker 1: as my wife, right, You're an abomination. I rebuke you
Speaker 1: in the name of Satan like. It's all very formal,
Speaker 1: and it cracks me up.
Speaker 2: It's like the people on my porch that were asking,
Speaker 2: do you know that we're in the end of days?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that.
Speaker 2: And so she says, well, Faith talk to this woman
Speaker 2: on text. I have the screenshots. And he goes, I
Speaker 2: have no idea, and I won't believe any of this
Speaker 2: till you come up with the evidence. She says, I
Speaker 2: do have the evidence. Faith talked to this woman. She says,
Speaker 2: I'll send you the screenshots and then we'll see what
Speaker 2: you say you have. Also, Liz, have we been dating
Speaker 2: for two years and you think my name was Liz?
Speaker 2: And she says, you have a contact that says wife
Speaker 2: and you're smiling and smirking like you don't care, and
Speaker 2: he goes hm, and she goes h right.
Speaker 1: Back, that's for sure, it's a geno response.
Speaker 2: Totally, I know you are, but what am I? And
Speaker 2: she says, I'm not playing these games. I loved you
Speaker 2: with all I had, Daniel. I worked three jobs to
Speaker 2: get to you, and now you've changed.
Speaker 1: This is all just a joke to you. Once I
Speaker 1: hang up, I am not calling back.
Speaker 2: And he goes, I don't even know, like you just
Speaker 2: are talking and I'm not listening. And she goes, I
Speaker 2: don't want this relationship anymore. So he was like, well
Speaker 2: you're no. No. He just kind of keeps talking, thinking
Speaker 2: he's gonna like, well, you look so beautiful in that
Speaker 2: wig and talking head. She's says, He's not confirming or
Speaker 2: denying anything, So what else am I to think? This
Speaker 2: is all I need to know. So he says to her,
Speaker 2: so you want to call it quits because you think
Speaker 2: I have a wife. Well this is just so funny
Speaker 2: to me, honestly, Oh my god. And she says, I'm
Speaker 2: hanging up and I'm never calling back. Goodbye, Daniel. Full
Speaker 2: of ever ever click, So they're talking to she says
Speaker 2: she's done. This is over, there's no marriage to Daniel.
Speaker 2: Now here's my thought. I'm thinking this through perhaps in
Speaker 2: Nigeria in his tribe.
Speaker 1: He is able to have three four wives.
Speaker 2: Like Usbin was yeah and Usban Yeah. Usban wanted Kimberly
Speaker 2: to be the wife, but then he would have another
Speaker 2: wife that would have a baby. So maybe he's.
Speaker 1: Got a first hold her that, right. Does Lisa know that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So she might know it. Yeah, Liz might know about
Speaker 1: the whole thing. She just might not have told Faith
Speaker 1: because Faith would not approve.
Speaker 2: Right, she didn't tell Lisa her other personality, like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know she does have mental health. We're not making fun
Speaker 1: and she does.
Speaker 2: She does. All right, let's finish with Aviva. And this
Speaker 2: was the scene with Aviva in her hands.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why so many shots of the hands?
Speaker 1: I don't know to show? Is the ring gone? Was
Speaker 1: the ring gone?
Speaker 2: I didn't I was like, what what are we supposed
Speaker 2: to be reading in her hands like a little puffy
Speaker 2: were supposed to believe she's pregnant?
Speaker 1: Like that close up of Lisa's foot all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what does it mean?
Speaker 2: What does it mean that.
Speaker 1: She doesn't put her foot down in the relationship? I
Speaker 1: just like sending it signals and I don't get it.
Speaker 2: So many shots of Aviva's hands and her her French nail. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're trying to show she's the basic bitch.
Speaker 1: She has the eyelashes that are so thick that she
Speaker 1: can't even open her eyes, and she has the frenchman care,
Speaker 1: and she has the huge lips.
Speaker 2: And she sat she sat down and immediately cried off
Speaker 2: all her makeup. I was like, girl, that makeup artist
Speaker 2: worked hard on that, but yeah, this is a broken woman,
Speaker 2: a broken one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she is. We're in Phoenix, Arizona, and Aviva
Speaker 1: and her slightly less greasy ass hair being slightly lightly
Speaker 1: she's She's like, I'm trying not to cry right before
Speaker 1: before we even start filming, you know, and like she's
Speaker 1: like waving in her eyes. She doesn't cry, and she
Speaker 1: says it's still so fresh. And the producer says, tell
Speaker 1: me what happened, and she says, a week ago, Stig
Speaker 1: broke off our engagement and our relationship is over. So
Speaker 1: much has happened. And I was like, oh, yes, we
Speaker 1: got Aviva. Not that I want Aviva back, but like
Speaker 1: we got it, we got we lost Anna. It still
Speaker 1: sings that we lost Annelin, so I'll think of you.
Speaker 1: So she says, when we got back to America, he
Speaker 1: came to visit me, and he had such a good time.
Speaker 1: We went to Vegas, we visited his family in Houston, yes,
Speaker 1: his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I mean, where did you sleep at any point? Because
Speaker 2: he could have left the house. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1: So then he went back home and I started to
Speaker 1: see a side of him I didn't know from the
Speaker 1: week that I've known him since I got engaged to him.
Speaker 1: You don't know him, girl, you never know him. So
Speaker 1: between believe and when he visited, he was fine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then after he visited, do you think that they started
Speaker 2: filing paperwork and stuff, and then after.
Speaker 1: That he was like it got real yeah.
Speaker 2: Well or maybe like the paperwork's going so I can
Speaker 2: do what I want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or he snuck off when she was sleeping in Houston,
Speaker 1: reconciled with the girlfriend she might bring him over to America,
Speaker 1: and he has to pet place bets on which pony
Speaker 1: is going to bring him here.
Speaker 2: So he's going with.
Speaker 1: Pony a who already lives in Houston, where he wants
Speaker 1: to live. So she says he would go, he would
Speaker 1: go missing all night and I don't she looks she
Speaker 1: really does look like that that pup, that muppet lady
Speaker 1: who's stoned all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna look up the musician, Yeah, the muppet.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be Adonna Tella Persachi because that say she
Speaker 2: looks like, yeah, let me.
Speaker 1: Pull her up here. I mean, I hope she's stoned
Speaker 1: all the time. She's been through a lot of Diva.
Speaker 1: Go do whatever you have to do.
Speaker 2: God blast. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly a viva.
Speaker 2: She looks like that was from Reddit. Funny Reddit.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she's like, he would go missing all night.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if he fits gly cheated on me,
Speaker 1: but I do know he was talking to other women.
Speaker 1: I think it's hard to do. He was pulling away,
Speaker 1: and she told him, I know what you're doing. I
Speaker 1: would respect you more if you would just end things
Speaker 1: and just be honest with me. And he said, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: maybe we should end things. And this is over text,
Speaker 1: like we're seeing the text where he's like, fine, end it. Wow,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, I think we should just end it.
Speaker 1: I don't trust you, he said, he doesn't trust her.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I think he's just predicted, projecting like he he didn't
Speaker 1: even call, he just texted me. And then seconds after
Speaker 1: he broke up with her, he started posting videos of
Speaker 1: him with random girls, saying I'm single, I'm single, look
Speaker 1: at this cutie. I know she has cute friends too,
Speaker 1: like with some random chick on the street, his hordes
Speaker 1: of Beatlemania fans. So he is second, like second guessing things.
Speaker 1: What could she have done differently, which is not you
Speaker 1: would not ruble taste in men. You shouldn't have picked
Speaker 1: him in the beginning. But other than that, you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything wrong. And so their producer asked her, are
Speaker 1: you questioning the whole relationship? And she's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of unanswered questions and unknowns, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'll ever get answers. Got it, So
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening at the tell All if
Speaker 1: she's gonna get answers.
Speaker 2: The only thing I saw that they should at the
Speaker 2: tell All was somebody said, stick, we've heard you have
Speaker 2: two different women that are pregnant right now. Right yeah, now,
Speaker 2: if that's true, that's a slab because she was like
Speaker 2: so actively trying to baby trap, you know, yep.
Speaker 1: Hm. Again they're giving Chloe and Johnny vibes. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she did. Hopefully she's not pregnant, and I'm sure she's not,
Speaker 1: even though I did think she was. Literally I was
Speaker 1: studying in those tops. They put her in those baby
Speaker 1: doll tops and I fell for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And somebody said because she had like four tops
Speaker 2: that looked like the exact same top, just different patterns,
Speaker 2: And I remember she said something about it, like on
Speaker 2: Instagram or something. It was like, I, you know, people
Speaker 2: were like, she really likes to stop, she goes. I
Speaker 2: really didn't like they made me wear it or so.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she said or.
Speaker 1: Were they trying to trick us into naybe she was
Speaker 1: pregnant and we fell for it. That's what it was.
Speaker 1: You muted yourself.
Speaker 2: So sorry, if you wear these baby doll tops, maybe
Speaker 2: people will think you're pregnant mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And they kept playing up the storyline of her wanting
Speaker 1: to get pregnant.
Speaker 2: So and I wonder how pregnant Anneline really is too,
Speaker 2: because towards the end, I mean, she's like rubbing a
Speaker 2: little bump. And how long was he there? A month?
Speaker 1: Maybe? No, he had I bet he had to have
Speaker 1: been there longer, had to Yeah, maybe who knows what this?
Speaker 2: No way again, they could have met in twenty seventeen too,
Speaker 2: We don't know. Yeah, nothing's real. I didn't do Next
Speaker 2: Time on because it is the tell all and there's
Speaker 2: so many clips of it out there that are just
Speaker 2: so great. So I can't wait. We get our screeners
Speaker 2: later this week, and I'm just like, I wait, I
Speaker 2: wait till closer, but I'm gonna have to watch it
Speaker 2: right away. Yeah, let me tell you what else is
Speaker 2: coming up this week. So we have Monarch Monday yesterday,
Speaker 2: which was Ladies of London. I covered the two episodes
Speaker 2: because I missed one last week when I was out
Speaker 2: of town. Today's TLC Tuesday, Wednesday, we have Welcome to
Speaker 2: Platform season eight. It is a very very good episode.
Speaker 2: I'm super excited to talk to Kimberly about it. Also
Speaker 2: Wednesday on Pink Shade Prime, we're doing Welcome to Platform rewatch.
Speaker 2: So that's confusing. We're on season three and it's really
Speaker 2: messing with my head the back and forth time time.
Speaker 2: It really is. I did it to myself. And Thursday
Speaker 2: I will have Pop and Bravo and that is going
Speaker 2: to be an interview with Mark L. Wahlberg, host of Temptation.
Speaker 1: I love him, you love him so much, and now
Speaker 1: Keisha loves him too. He's really good. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to the coverage. I'm on season seven of You and
Speaker 1: episode seven of You and Keisha. He gives really good advice,
Speaker 1: like he.
Speaker 2: Really and he really doesn't shame the people to be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're a fuck boy, pull it together.
Speaker 1: You know, right right?
Speaker 2: He always just trying to be like, hey, look at it,
Speaker 2: look at it this way. Maybe you're growing and you're
Speaker 2: like what. He's a horrible person. I'm interviewing him and
Speaker 2: that will be out on Thursday, and then of course Friday,
Speaker 2: as always is Kimberly and I covering on ninety Day
Speaker 2: Fiance The Single Life. So yeah, that's what's up for
Speaker 2: this week. Everybody, make sure you're following Kimberly and Katie.
Speaker 2: They cover a show called Dateline. Have you heard of it?
Speaker 2: Last week was a good one.
Speaker 1: It was really good.
Speaker 2: Yeahah, so listen on Wednesdays to Katie and Kimberly. If
Speaker 2: you're on Patreon, you get it on Tuesdays.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, But I believe this week we're going to
Speaker 1: be a day late because Katie had to go out
Speaker 1: of town. Oh okay, so I think it might have
Speaker 1: come out on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a bummer. I'll still listen because I always
Speaker 2: watch Dayline so I can listen to you guys talk
Speaker 2: about it makes me. Thank you, makes me so happy.
Speaker 2: And also, you guys, YouTube is important, so I mean
Speaker 2: just been not in life but for us, So please
Speaker 2: go and subscribe to Pink Shape podcast and also a
Speaker 2: Date with Kay and Ka. Those are our youtubes and
Speaker 2: we're trying to get our subscribers up.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate that. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's talk to you later.
Speaker 1: Bye, bye time