WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:02.399 And we are so very much back and is the 2 00:00:02.439 --> 00:00:06.240 Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast. It is e c W Living Dangerously, 3 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:08.359 March twelfth. 4 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:10.199 To rather you know what? You know what, Honestly, I'd 5 00:00:10.279 --> 00:00:11.199 rather die peacefully. 6 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:16.679 Okay, if only we could decide these things. Oh, motherfucker 7 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:20.079 O'Neil Center, Danbury, Connecticut, March twelve, two thousand, about five 8 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:22.960 thousand in attendance, and we're here with bells. 9 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:31.399 On, yeah, like emergency bells or whatever, Belle bell palsy. Maybe. 10 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:34.960 Oh well, well we'll get there probably if you give 11 00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:38.439 some of this roster a few more years. But there 12 00:00:38.439 --> 00:00:40.880 was a dark match, Mike, you reprectif you pipull number one? 13 00:00:41.479 --> 00:00:44.880 What's so? Why were there more than one pit bulls? 14 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:48.000 They were at tag team and they couldn't have their 15 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:51.079 own name. They couldn't No, I mean they had number 16 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:54.119 one Anthony Duranty. They did have their names, but that's 17 00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:55.840 pile tile one was the one. 18 00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.000 I forget James Vandenberg involved in the he only appears 19 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:02.079 it's're about to talk about in the opening scene, sort 20 00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:03.640 of like your narrator of the pay per. 21 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:05.920 View, would you like to hear that bullshit again? 22 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:08.319 We're about to get right to it. So just just 23 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:10.879 to point out, Oh, yeah, well, it's sort of strange 24 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:12.319 that he only appears and sort of like this pre 25 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:14.120 taped thing and he had yet. Yeah, why is that 26 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.159 you didn't have a name yet. 27 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:15.480 I don't know. 28 00:01:15.519 --> 00:01:17.280 I guess that's just the role Paul saw for him. 29 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.920 He just doesn't, you know, It's it's he's one of 30 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:23.599 those guys where the voice does not match the look. 31 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:27.599 Interesting, like he needs to have a satanic. 32 00:01:27.239 --> 00:01:31.319 Dark and yeah, and foreboding, you know, like they could 33 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:35.760 have even just done Doctor Dreams. 34 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:38.959 What's this James Vandenburg? 35 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:40.200 Oh Dreams film? 36 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:42.079 Was he staying in? 37 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:46.200 Ww? Yes? Pretty much. 38 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:46.359 So. 39 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.079 He did appear before the people as part of the opening. 40 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:54.719 Anytime anytime, Crow, Look, that's that's Sting distracted the referee. 41 00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:57.760 I'll tell you guys, that's Sting. 42 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:59.560 That's him. Well, let's hear it. Go ahead, this is 43 00:01:59.599 --> 00:02:01.280 the opening show, all right, Yeah, here we go. 44 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:12.240 For today's sermon, we're going to discuss ECW's seven Deadly sins. 45 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:16.800 At the top of the list, we have greed and 46 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:22.400 the insane luchador, super crazy, a man so selfish he 47 00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:27.120 dared to defy the network in his quest for the 48 00:02:27.159 --> 00:02:29.240 world television title. 49 00:02:30.759 --> 00:02:32.000 Next we have. 50 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:38.599 Vanity, which brings to mind the impact players executive Jezebel 51 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:46.520 Don Marie. But if ever Vanity were justified. Number three 52 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:53.439 is gluttony. Let's just say big Sally Graziano gives new 53 00:02:53.520 --> 00:03:00.280 meaning to the phrase devouring the competition. Number four war 54 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:07.400 is sloth, and that poor lost soul Raven, who's taking 55 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:12.960 this whole slacker business just a tad too seriously, Hey Scottie, 56 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:21.319 it's a gimmick. Next we have wrath. Been there, done that, Please, 57 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:28.879 let's move on. Envy the American Dream. Dusty Rhodes is 58 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:34.080 so jealous of the old school hero Steve Corino's youthfulness 59 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:38.599 that it makes me want to vomit. And finally we 60 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:44.719 come to my favorite sin of all, lust. Francine wants 61 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.919 my Raven in the worst kind of way. 62 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:55.039 After all, he's no dreamer. Let's just say that it's 63 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:55.479 going to. 64 00:03:55.439 --> 00:04:00.400 Be one hell of a show, and any company that 65 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:05.800 dares to compete with an ECW pay per view is 66 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:08.960 going to be living dangerously. 67 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:30.879 Just keep going. 68 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:32.600 I mean, I get a little bit of an evil tackle, 69 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:34.480 But why does he laugh that much? I know what? 70 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:37.360 Why Why didn't they you know, I guess, I guess 71 00:04:37.399 --> 00:04:38.519 because the show is running short. 72 00:04:38.519 --> 00:04:40.720 Maybe already what evil plan is he going to hatch? 73 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:41.560 It doesn't even show up. 74 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:45.680 I mean, I mean, also, like, did is that his 75 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:47.319 real voice or was he trying to do a bad 76 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:48.480 imitation of John Ritter? 77 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:51.519 I think he is. That's kind of his real voice. 78 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:52.879 Yeah, that's annoying. 79 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:54.800 Yeah, you want to say, hey, Scotti, it's a gimmick. 80 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:56.600 I could say the same thing to James vann Burgh. 81 00:04:57.079 --> 00:04:59.839 Damn, come on, Jesus Fri. 82 00:05:00.160 --> 00:05:03.000 You don't have a problem with the fingernails or the eyebrows, 83 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:03.240 do you. 84 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:13.800 I mean, it's it was I never it's it's it's yeah. 85 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:16.199 I mean, I don't know what to say about it. 86 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:18.160 I mean he looks like a like a demon. I 87 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:21.560 don't know. Is that way he really goes around? Yeah, yeah, 88 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:22.120 that's what he does. 89 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:23.920 I think you can really like gel in the eyebrows 90 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:25.480 for the cameras. I don't think it looks like that 91 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:30.279 all the time. I mean, it's a look. It's a look. 92 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:32.680 It is, I'll give it to He does a lot 93 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:35.199 of the closing of the fingers so you can see 94 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:38.800 the nails, you know, like pinky, then to ring finger. 95 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:41.279 I mean, look, it's never been my thing. I'm not 96 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:43.959 going to judge somebody on their appearance like that. That's 97 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:47.279 a choice. Your face, your face. You have no choice. 98 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:50.439 And so we go after Oh, exactly exactly, we have 99 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:53.319 no choice. I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking tear your to bits, 100 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:56.120 but you have a choice. I respect it totally. The 101 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:58.240 idea that w C. W. Reed was named after it. 102 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:00.959 You know, the sins? Yeah, that's that's from right here. 103 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:02.160 I mean he. 104 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:07.920 Probably brought that idea over to w CW. Yeah, Dusty Broa, Yeah, 105 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:11.319 to w he didn't mention the most important one though. 106 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:13.560 It's not lust, it's not sloth, it's serendipity. 107 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:14.439 There we go. 108 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:17.399 Is that because we just talked about greed, We just 109 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:18.839 talked about these themes. 110 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:22.560 Yes indeed, yes, indeed, I didn't know serendipity was was 111 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:22.879 a sin. 112 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:26.319 Well that's news after ten years of this ship. 113 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:27.600 That's good, Flint. 114 00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:29.639 And if you're wondering, as he cackles, guess he does 115 00:06:29.680 --> 00:06:31.519 love who's a walking cane and jerk it off? 116 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:40.319 I fucking am. I mean, look, I'll tell you what 117 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:45.720 I'll take. I'll take Vandenberg, Hindenburg, whatever the fuck his 118 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:49.879 name is, over over that goofball Fatty ends up in 119 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:51.600 the ring. Piece of ship. 120 00:06:51.639 --> 00:06:56.600 I'll take James Vandenburg over James Vanderbeek myself. So they dissolve, 121 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:58.759 as you heard there, into the rabid attitude era of 122 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:02.759 male energy. Oh yes, of an ECW building channing Joey 123 00:07:02.839 --> 00:07:06.079 Joey from the Niel Center and Danbury and you can 124 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:10.000 even hear one. You can hear like the countdown yep, yep. 125 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:11.720 As they try to get the fans to pop at 126 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:15.040 the right moment but miss the queue. Joey stalls in 127 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:17.000 the ring, missing the queue. That seems to be like 128 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:21.120 an e c W trope. Yeah, pretty much. They missed 129 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:25.879 more than the que sometimes they missed the point. But 130 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:28.720 acclaimed hardcore revolution is in the corner, so they're presenting 131 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:32.720 sponsor e C DUB Chance on order. There is a 132 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:35.439 sign that says McDonald's to serve you faster, please use 133 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:39.120 dollar bills only. Let's make the change. So someone took 134 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:41.000 a McDonald's sign and brought it to the building, which is. 135 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:44.240 Great, Okay, I don't okay, like an actual mcdonald' sign. 136 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:46.160 Someone took away Okay. 137 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:47.560 I'm sure it was Jill Gertner that brought it. 138 00:07:47.639 --> 00:07:49.959 Oh, I listen, I'm sure if he didn't, if he 139 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:52.199 didn't do it himself, he endorsed it, that's for sure. 140 00:07:53.040 --> 00:07:56.480 And got interestly on the canvas. You've got one guy's 141 00:07:56.480 --> 00:07:58.680 an Atlas security sign in the crowd, which of course was. 142 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:02.480 The well known actually Girtner himself, living dangerously with that 143 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:03.920 fucking size. 144 00:08:05.360 --> 00:08:10.439 Living dangerously. I also notice what Girtner's doctor reported when 145 00:08:10.439 --> 00:08:14.920 he came back with the labs. I'm Joey Styles and 146 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:17.759 he's got the flat top and yeah yeah, and there 147 00:08:17.879 --> 00:08:21.120 is next to him the quintessential stud moment. 148 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:23.519 Oh, here here's his fucking horseship. I mean, it's like 149 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:26.000 it's like I I I didn't want to give him 150 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:30.879 the satisfaction of of like highlighting this piece of ship, 151 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:34.720 but I couldn't not do it because it's so fucking 152 00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:36.360 annoying and it makes me so gross. 153 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:39.480 But here here's he didn't want to give satisfaction to 154 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:42.200 that piece of shit. But what it came down to 155 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:45.720 one evening with his mom. You better believe I hit. 156 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:49.679 Yeah, that's true. I believe that I'm down with that. 157 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:57.399 Whoa whoa sounds like the fucking uh oogie boogieman and 158 00:08:57.559 --> 00:09:03.320 uh in a nightmab for Christmas? Well, well, well what 159 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.320 have we here? 160 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:14.639 It is I the quintessential stun muffin Joel. This girl, 161 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:18.679 I know wanted to see the show live here in 162 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:23.320 Conet ticket, so I told her to bend over and 163 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:32.720 I'd show her where I'd stick it. For forty five 164 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:36.120 minutes she proceeded to. 165 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:38.600 Tease and please and lick it. 166 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:43.519 But when all was said and done, you know, I 167 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:45.960 made her buy a ticket. 168 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:49.799 Kurt, Nor. 169 00:09:51.559 --> 00:09:56.320 Are you not entertained? I mean it's just like it's 170 00:09:56.480 --> 00:10:02.480 so you know, twenty what is it? Yeah, twenty four 171 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:08.879 years later it's just so gross, you know, like not 172 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:11.440 only just him saying no, it's the reaction to it, 173 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:12.679 but the reaction to it. 174 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:18.240 Yeah, you know it's like, yeah, you made a fucking dick, Yeah, 175 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:19.720 like a real man. 176 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:26.159 Like it's like it's so vile, so uh and I 177 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:29.159 mean you know it's it's I'm I'm sure that it's 178 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:32.960 even like triple triple bad for you know, me being 179 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:36.720 a girl, dad and all, but like it's just so gross. 180 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:41.759 It's like I never want to fucking witness that again. Listen, 181 00:10:41.799 --> 00:10:45.120 I'm guilty as charge for like probably you know, having 182 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:47.879 a similar reaction at some point at any event or 183 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:51.399 venue or whatever in the late nineties, early two thousands. 184 00:10:51.399 --> 00:10:53.600 I'm not saying I'm like holier than now at all. 185 00:10:54.360 --> 00:10:57.200 Uh uh. You know I've had my my my choice 186 00:10:57.279 --> 00:11:01.320 encounters without a doubt. But you know, maturity, I guess 187 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:04.360 who would have funked that? Well, I'm sure guilty is charged, 188 00:11:04.399 --> 00:11:08.399 but this is living dangerously good point. I just want 189 00:11:08.399 --> 00:11:10.799 to get you back on the rails. Sorry. You know what, 190 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:12.679 all these ec W shows are all one and the same. 191 00:11:12.720 --> 00:11:14.720 To me, they all suck. 192 00:11:15.440 --> 00:11:17.639 I always thought that w W E c W should 193 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:19.320 have done a show called Innocent is Charged. 194 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:20.120 That's funny. 195 00:11:20.159 --> 00:11:21.399 I think Vince would have gotten behind that. 196 00:11:21.440 --> 00:11:25.320 One big fan of that. So innocent until proven guilty 197 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:26.000 of charge. 198 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:28.960 I mean there are people, well not w W E c. 199 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:31.799 W Innocent until proven guilty of charge? 200 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:37.080 Oh man, And I wish the mattitude that it's it's 201 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:38.879 amazing what people wanted to hear. 202 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:42.080 What people attitude is? Matt Hardy here, Well, this. 203 00:11:42.080 --> 00:11:43.799 Guy with the back yard T shirt in the front row, 204 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:47.639 little kids and teenagers amongst the attendees and suddenly didn't 205 00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:48.159 excuse me. 206 00:11:48.639 --> 00:11:50.480 That's the way I thought it was Vicky Guerrero. 207 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.080 It is not. It is Cyrus, that virus god just 208 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:58.000 a fucking aw. Doesn't have crowd striker. Maybe they do here. 209 00:11:58.039 --> 00:11:59.039 It comes. 210 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:04.039 I can't with him. He's such a fucking he's such 211 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:09.120 a a like, he's a he's cancer to the eyes. 212 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:11.240 I think he has a lanyard on with a living 213 00:12:11.279 --> 00:12:13.799 Dangerously logo has crossed out and says TNN in its place, 214 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:15.440 and they chant you suck dick at the man. 215 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:20.000 He's one of those people who like if he if 216 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:22.159 he leans, if he kind of like leans his like 217 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:25.919 kind of pushes his head back too far, his chin 218 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.279 disappears and his mouth just becomes part of his neck. 219 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:33.759 Absolutely, you know, yeahs a category of facial and neck architecture. 220 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:36.320 Yes, And I can't stand it. It is unacceptable. 221 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:40.000 It's a combination that not everybody is ready to countenance. 222 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:40.600 I understand. 223 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:43.039 And honestly, you need to have like they need to 224 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:45.879 create like a pen or something some kind of little 225 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:48.320 or like like a Fort Knox facility where they just 226 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:49.320 store people like that. 227 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:52.879 Joel looks scared to see the network man, and he screams, 228 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:56.600 I'm network empty and I'm sorry, don callising im network 229 00:12:56.679 --> 00:12:57.120 is funny. 230 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:00.639 Like, I'll tell you what, listen, I'll I'll be honest 231 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:03.320 here all right. As much as I fucking hate Don Kallos, 232 00:13:04.120 --> 00:13:06.879 I mean he is like a callous on my foot, 233 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:11.759 I he's funny. He's got some funny moments here. Some 234 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:15.200 some they're funny because they're so stupid and annoying. So 235 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:17.000 you know, he's got. 236 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:19.159 This like blank up in his face. Sometimes it's just. 237 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:21.480 Yeah, I mean, and I think that's a legit thing. 238 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:24.480 I think that's that's he just doesn't understand. He doesn't 239 00:13:24.519 --> 00:13:26.000 know where he is at any moment of time. 240 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:28.159 It's funny when like he screamed at Joey Styles for 241 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:31.279 trying to get himself over on the broadcast. Yeah yes, 242 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:34.720 I mean, like, why are you even saying that there's one? 243 00:13:34.799 --> 00:13:36.639 I mean, it's it's it's for later. But I don't 244 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:38.759 fucking care when he does this, this fucking pop me. 245 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:43.679 Right, he's got a vagod fun of the industry terms 246 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:46.080 and everything fucking is this hot tag? Like what the 247 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:51.240 fuck you see? Girtner? That type of lacidious, disgusting behavior 248 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:53.639 is exactly what we the network don't like. He tells Girtner. 249 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:54.960 It's bad enough that we have to put up every 250 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:57.759 week with you on TNN, but of course you'd deliver 251 00:13:57.919 --> 00:14:00.279 that all important eighteen to thirty four year old gay 252 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:02.399 male demographics. So we have to have you out here. 253 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:05.559 Chan fuck you, Cyrus, And he says, I suggest you 254 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:07.840 go back to whatever drive through you hit on the 255 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:11.919 way over here. They're like three or four uh and 256 00:14:12.120 --> 00:14:13.039 uh oh, I'd. 257 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:14.879 Probably you know, no, no, come on, well know they're 258 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:17.120 in Danbury, so Bell he might have gone to Uh, 259 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:18.480 I might have gone to Pepe's Pizza. 260 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:21.679 Probably probably Denny's. Least w guys like Denny's. Oh yeah, 261 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:23.240 there was a Denny's near an armory that I used 262 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:24.720 to go to their shows at where you could really 263 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.679 see the guys after the show. Wow, it's like walking distance. 264 00:14:27.720 --> 00:14:31.120 You could see the bright lights. Beckoning of Denny's and 265 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.080 Rhino said in a shoot interview one time that when 266 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:35.399 they kind of you know, when Tommy Dreamer gently suggested 267 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:37.360 that he lose some weight, he says, all right, fine, 268 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:40.480 Instead of four Denny's peanut butter pies a week, I'll 269 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:44.480 have three. Hey, that that could make a difference, and 270 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:46.000 Sarah says, make your way over there and let the 271 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:48.159 greatest color commentator in all of wrestling handle his pay 272 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:51.720 per view. Oh my god, and Girdner come a collaps back, Cyrus. 273 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:53.440 What you don't understand is this is n c W 274 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:56.360 pay per view production. They pop for that. Imagine popping 275 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:58.360 for someone saying this is on pay per view, not 276 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:04.159 television to where we were. It's not, he says, a 277 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:06.399 TNN network production, which means I don't have to watch 278 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:10.039 my mouth quite so much, asshole. So now he's like 279 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:13.000 turning the tables. Cyrus never realized he doesn't have jurisdiction. 280 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:17.919 Yeah, I mean, what what did he I mean, it's 281 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:19.279 a good point, like why is he even there? 282 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:19.879 Oh? 283 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:21.399 Well, why is he oblivious to the fact that he 284 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:22.519 has no power? That's the question? 285 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:25.320 Well, I mean that I can understand he's oblivious to 286 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:26.440 most things. Is it? 287 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:28.039 This is so going to be a Netflix like when 288 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:30.120 raws on Netflix, They're going to make constant reference to 289 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:32.360 wor on Netflix. Pal, I can see set saying it 290 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:32.799 right now. 291 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:35.360 I can say suck my asshole. 292 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:40.799 You can say, ah you want, but were on Netflix now? Oh, 293 00:15:40.840 --> 00:15:44.320 which means I'll say something about your mom or something. Yeah, right, 294 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:46.639 and you have absolutely no jurisdiction tells him. So why 295 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:48.279 don't you get to step in and leave unto them 296 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:49.639 what you try to do on pay per view? 297 00:15:49.679 --> 00:15:51.879 Oh so poorly? Why don't you get to step in? 298 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:53.559 That's a phrase that's kind of lost. 299 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:56.159 Yeah, you don't hear that anymore. Do you talk to 300 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:57.639 the hand. You don't hear that one anymore. 301 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:00.919 No, no good, I'm glad about that, right, But I 302 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:03.000 kick the step and I always, you know, I always, 303 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:07.360 I always think of of Sean michaels in ninety nine's 304 00:16:07.360 --> 00:16:10.759 and get to step in and hit the bricks. 305 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:15.759 McMahon in like a cream colored suit, yeah right, yeah right, 306 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:18.440 the cream colored jacket and like a red T shirt 307 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:22.080 and tucked in the black killed up. 308 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:24.639 Yeah exactly. It's the it's the no mercy look. Actually, 309 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:27.120 you know they have that look that he has in 310 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:29.960 No Mercy. It's that exact look where he's the funniest age. 311 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:34.080 BK is definitely nineteen ninety nine commissioner. Oh, absolutely no 312 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:35.320 question about. 313 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:39.240 It, Like what is he even doing here? And at 314 00:16:39.279 --> 00:16:42.240 one point they zoom in on Sarrus's lanyard, which is funny, 315 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:44.679 and Joel said, I tried to be network about that. 316 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:46.840 He says, Joel, I try to be network about this. 317 00:16:46.919 --> 00:16:48.360 I try to be a gentleman. Let me put this 318 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:51.360 terminology in terminology that you can understand. Get your fat 319 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:52.919 ass out of here, or I'm going to beat your 320 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:55.679 ass right here in pay per view. I don't understand 321 00:16:55.720 --> 00:16:58.679 what it was what was so appealing about Joel Gertner. 322 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:03.200 He had those really clever sexual double entendre promos. 323 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:04.119 Are they Are they clever? 324 00:17:04.279 --> 00:17:04.480 Though? 325 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:04.839 Yeah? 326 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:06.920 They were pretty clever. He had a pretty deep reservoir. 327 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:09.480 He would have a new one every single show, and 328 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:11.680 the fans really wanted to hear what one he was 329 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:13.599 gonna lay on in that time. 330 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:16.880 I mean, I don't think what he said was clever. 331 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:20.279 Oh maybe this wasn't his best one. Is there a 332 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:23.400 best one? Not that I know of, Yeah, exactly. 333 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:25.759 Fans are getting rabbit at the prospect of these two 334 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:28.640 mixing it up. Fuck him up, Gartner, they chant, Joey, 335 00:17:28.640 --> 00:17:30.759 begging them not to mix it up. Cyrus's get out 336 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:33.119 of here. I'll beat the crap out of that fat bastard. 337 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:36.519 You wanted to go now? And they pop, we'll do 338 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:38.440 it now, and he takes the hanky off his neck, 339 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:43.400 which is great, and then Style suddenly goes from let's 340 00:17:43.440 --> 00:17:46.519 not fight to get him Joel Sararen says, listen, Joe, 341 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:47.960 I don't want to fight. He starts backing off with 342 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:50.920 a bitch. He says, Joel, I hate violence. I didn't 343 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:52.720 know you'd get that hot about it. If it means 344 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:54.079 that much to you, you did the pay per view 345 00:17:54.119 --> 00:17:58.000 and commentary, I'll just leave. It's like, what do you 346 00:17:58.000 --> 00:18:00.119 mean you hate You just told them. 347 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.839 You're gonna kick his ass, But you both go make 348 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:03.680 my life happier. 349 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:06.319 Then Joel does the baby whwey arm shake that he 350 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:08.519 used to do, or like you hold the elbow stiff 351 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:11.400 and just wave the wrists, and then Cyrus super kicks 352 00:18:11.440 --> 00:18:13.160 him and mounts him and starts beating him up. They're 353 00:18:13.200 --> 00:18:16.079 rolling around on the mat and then Joey Styles basically 354 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:18.480 does a back take on Cyrus like he's rolled around. 355 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:20.960 He takes his back as they roll around like they're 356 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:22.119 training to submit each other. 357 00:18:22.599 --> 00:18:23.799 You want to know, you want to know how much 358 00:18:23.839 --> 00:18:25.599 I cared about this whole thing that happened. 359 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:26.759 Are you talking about it? 360 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:29.880 On Stan I'm gonna tell you based on my notes here, 361 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:33.960 so I have I have the Cyrus coming down, and 362 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:37.720 then nothing, nothing, nothing, And then I wrote, there's a 363 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:41.519 breakdown of civility between everyone. That's what I fucking wrote. 364 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:42.400 I didn't give a shit. 365 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:45.440 That's that's a very succinct submary of what we just 366 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:48.319 saw trying to peel the guys off each other in 367 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:50.119 the crowd pops and then rolling around wrestling and we 368 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:52.839 fight out and we get the ECW logo and. 369 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:55.519 Again, you know, you know, nothing like getting fucking h 370 00:18:56.039 --> 00:18:59.599 non wrestling entities to be the focus. 371 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:02.039 What the deal was there? I mean, I guess you know, 372 00:19:02.119 --> 00:19:03.680 Cyrus is going to be kind of a through line 373 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:06.799 through the show, but I don't know, they were kind 374 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:09.079 of I don't know, they were kind of reaching for 375 00:19:09.119 --> 00:19:12.400 easy things. I feel like at this point, Yeah, there's 376 00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:14.519 a lot of things, a lot of fun put into them. 377 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:16.440 This whole thing, I mean, like I said, this whole 378 00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:18.680 fucking again, I don't know how this played out on TV. 379 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:22.599 I have no fucking clue, but this seems so phony 380 00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:27.119 and forced and so goofy that I was just I 381 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:31.680 just I couldn't stand it. Yeah, it seems it just 382 00:19:31.680 --> 00:19:36.640 seemed like like, uh, like little babies whining and you know, 383 00:19:37.359 --> 00:19:40.799 like taking it out on on TV where you know, 384 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:43.160 in a weird way. They you know, TNN can't do 385 00:19:43.279 --> 00:19:46.440 much without really looking. 386 00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:49.279 Bad subjecting us all to it. Yeah, right, and it 387 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:52.480 just sucks. So get THECW LOADO from the TNN das 388 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:54.920 where like the wrestling glows and it's like purple and 389 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:57.000 reddish and pink instead of just. 390 00:19:56.960 --> 00:19:59.359 The old U cool, what are you doing? It's cool, 391 00:19:59.599 --> 00:20:00.000 very cool. 392 00:20:00.240 --> 00:20:03.200 So cool invested in graphic and a graphics Sophomarell. 393 00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:06.200 That's where their whole marketing budget went to. Perhaps the 394 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:07.359 graphic we. 395 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:14.319 Get all the you know who, all the clips of 396 00:20:14.359 --> 00:20:17.640 people getting chairs thrown at them and all that. The 397 00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:20.880 Sandman's aforementioned returned to TNN is in this highlight reel. 398 00:20:20.880 --> 00:20:24.160 It's a really long, kind of dragged out series of clips. 399 00:20:24.200 --> 00:20:27.880 To start the show. They show super Crazy Moon salting 400 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:31.920 off a balcony, Dusty cooking on Carino Frenzy and doing 401 00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:36.880 a Bronco buster, and White Neglige Raven hung up like 402 00:20:36.880 --> 00:20:39.640 a crucifix of your handcuffs in the island getting caned. 403 00:20:40.039 --> 00:20:42.039 We even catch a glimpse of Eric Watts, who actually 404 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:42.960 had a cup of coffee and. 405 00:20:43.599 --> 00:20:46.200 Cock That's hilarious. Yep, I had no clue. 406 00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:48.279 Yeah, he was kind of aligned with Steve Creno's group 407 00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:50.599 for a very short period of time. We have Kreno 408 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:53.319 putting on Dusty's hat and Spike beating Eric Watts, and 409 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:56.359 they even showed Corino very briefly on stage with Fred 410 00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:58.160 Durst Olympus get angle. We mentioned if you want to 411 00:20:58.160 --> 00:21:00.680 see a bit of that, and then awesome power bombing 412 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:04.119 everyone through tables and we ended with Joey Styles going 413 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:07.920 it's extreme. And when we come back to the building, 414 00:21:07.920 --> 00:21:09.640 Steve Krena was in there with a cowboy had along 415 00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:12.079 with his handler Jack. 416 00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:15.839 Victory Jack Victory jack O. God, you know, I I 417 00:21:16.359 --> 00:21:18.680 forget he exists until we do an easy w show 418 00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:21.200 and there's that big dufus. 419 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:24.640 He's such a fucking He's a funny guy. 420 00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:29.799 He's such like a a hanger on or type you know. 421 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:33.440 Oh yeah, he's such a such a moron. 422 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:36.160 Just wants the party to keep going. Yeah that's how 423 00:21:36.200 --> 00:21:37.839 Krino described him. So you know, he's a guy like 424 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:40.319 he'd actually like insist that you get up early. And 425 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:42.599 go sight seeing in the city you were in, instead 426 00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:44.519 of just sitting in the hotel till it was time 427 00:21:44.519 --> 00:21:46.880 to go to the building. He just wanted to drink 428 00:21:46.920 --> 00:21:48.279 it all in Jacko victory. 429 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:51.400 Well, I mean, hey, that's smart, you know, because he 430 00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:54.599 probably knew it was short Yep, it was a short lived. 431 00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:59.119 That it doesn't long enough to know that this will end. 432 00:21:58.319 --> 00:22:01.200 Sooner than later. Where's he? Now? What's he doing? 433 00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:03.640 That's a good question. I don't know what he's doing anymore? 434 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.000 Shouldly not taking another victory? Laugh? 435 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:10.160 Say that again? I damn Connecticut, the millions watching at home. 436 00:22:10.160 --> 00:22:11.279 I don't about millions. 437 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:13.039 Oh here, and I got I think I have this whole, 438 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:18.920 this whole fucking thing of of Kreno. 439 00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:28.519 They're Bury, Connecticut and millions watching it home on pay 440 00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:39.799 per view television. Tonight the old school hero Steve Cornet history. 441 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:44.319 After some audio is bleeding into the broadcast. 442 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:55.079 For myself tonight, I was, can I see here's a 443 00:22:55.160 --> 00:22:56.519 bunch of drunk. 444 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:01.960 That's a kind of a hickpop. 445 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:13.480 Sexual deviant. 446 00:23:13.759 --> 00:23:14.880 Douche bags. 447 00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:23.400 I don't call this drunk sexual gigglings costers o housters. 448 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:29.119 God, Oh wait a second, I see the biggest duche 449 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:40.640 bag of them all, lazy gentlemen, the sand Man's wife's 450 00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:45.640 many cod boots bag a bust. This is an honor 451 00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:50.759 and a privilege to finally see you face to face, Laurie. 452 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:56.200 You know I've heard all the stories. I mean, you 453 00:23:56.960 --> 00:24:05.119 are a hardcore icon in the easy w locker room. 454 00:24:05.920 --> 00:24:06.279 Honey. 455 00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:12.119 You had more of the wrestlers than Dusty Rhodes has 456 00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:13.119 had matches. 457 00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:16.880 That was kind of I mean, he had the opportunity 458 00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:19.680 to say a really funny food joke, and he just 459 00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:22.759 he dropped the ball. You know, he should have said 460 00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:27.079 something about at least burritos. Yeah, agreed, hadn't happened yet 461 00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:28.960 though I know, I know, but still at least say 462 00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:32.559 burritos or something like that, some food reference in matches. 463 00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:37.599 Who fucking cares? That's stupid, honey. 464 00:24:38.279 --> 00:24:42.480 Remember Raven No, the guy you left your husband for. No, 465 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:49.039 that was no angle. I haven't a good authority that 466 00:24:49.240 --> 00:24:58.039 he was giving it to you in the bathroom. Hey, 467 00:24:58.119 --> 00:25:01.279 old bastard, while you shut up. The Sandman's not even 468 00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:02.200 your real dad. 469 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:15.519 And I got to qu think of you because one 470 00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:17.519 thing that I didn't appreciate until I watched The Dark 471 00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:21.440 side Sandman episode was basically they coached Tyler Fullington, Sandman's son, 472 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:24.319 who participated in the angle that Steve Crenell was referencing 473 00:25:24.319 --> 00:25:26.480 here when he was like eight years old, six, six 474 00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:29.079 years old or something five. I think even all they 475 00:25:29.119 --> 00:25:31.599 said to him was, look, listen, just make a face 476 00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:35.160 in the mirror like you're mad, like someone just I 477 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:36.680 don't know how they phrased it, like someone just took 478 00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:39.920 your toy away, you know that pouting like serious friend, 479 00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:43.200 and just never ever lose that face. And I'll be 480 00:25:43.279 --> 00:25:45.359 damned if that kid didn't look like he was completely 481 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:47.920 possessed in every vignette they put him in with Raven. 482 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:50.759 It was creepy. Such a stroke of genius to tell 483 00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:52.480 a kid who you know is not going to be 484 00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:56.200 able to take great direction from a stage management standpoint. Yeah, 485 00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:58.039 and he puts that face right back on now that 486 00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:00.680 he's like basically a teenager and Steve Creno's targetting him. 487 00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:05.240 So hats off to Tallis Fallington for yeah, for dialing 488 00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:07.519 it in and showing discipline on camera. I mean, I've 489 00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:09.599 never seen I don't think you've ever seen a kid 490 00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:12.200 be as good. Besides like Domastereo and the Eddie Ray 491 00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:14.200 match and O five. I think you've ever seen a 492 00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:16.599 kid do as well from an uh you know, holding 493 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.759 his role on a Gressling TV show. 494 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.799 That's amazing. Good for him. We'll finish it up here. 495 00:26:22.079 --> 00:26:25.200 One you haven't put over yet, So why don't you 496 00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:28.279 put me over live on paper view? 497 00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:29.359 You wore. 498 00:26:31.599 --> 00:26:31.680 You? 499 00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:36.640 That's every The end of every sentence is nonna. 500 00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:40.640 Yeah, so whiny. 501 00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:42.480 Oh my god. He's got the voice for it, man, 502 00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:43.119 he really does. 503 00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:46.720 Yeah, I tug it. I mean he's good, good, good, 504 00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:47.799 good delivery for sure. 505 00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:51.559 So that's that what he calls her a war yep, 506 00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:54.000 because then she gets up in her jeans and slaps him, 507 00:26:54.039 --> 00:26:55.519 and he grabs her by the head and drags her 508 00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:57.480 over the rail. That's e c W four you grabbing 509 00:26:57.640 --> 00:27:00.279 a woman by the hair, of course, and loads her 510 00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:01.920 into the ring. She swings at him, but Jack Victory 511 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:03.640 grabs her, and then Rhino gets in the ring too, 512 00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:06.640 Quino's buddy. And then Quarea grabs the mic and says, 513 00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:08.599 come on, Laurie, you know you want it. Do you 514 00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:11.079 think Sandman's got a big one? You haven't seen anything yet, 515 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:13.000 and he starts swelling his hips and he's gonna take 516 00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:16.000 his dick out here at living dangerously and then Sandman 517 00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:16.599 hits the ring. 518 00:27:20.200 --> 00:27:23.200 It's so stupid. The e c W ring. 519 00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:26.799 We can't you can't empasize enough. You've got what do 520 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.319 we have boss in this era? The WWR ring, yeah, 521 00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:33.960 the WCW ring yeah, and the e c W ring. 522 00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:40.559 You know, it's like fucking She's like a drive by shootings. 523 00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:43.079 So Sandman hits the ring, we get the rattling, and 524 00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:45.119 then he hits Carina from behind. Rhino cuts him off 525 00:27:45.160 --> 00:27:47.480 and pile drives Sandman, and then Jack Victory peels Lourie 526 00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:48.920 off of his own back and she takes a bump 527 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:51.839 on the canvas. Then Rhino absolutely kills Laurie Fullington with 528 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.359 a spear through a table that's bridged up in the corner, 529 00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:55.920 and he fucking kills her. 530 00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:02.160 I'm glad that, uh, I'm glad that that Samon gave 531 00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:06.599 so much, really cared about this this angle so much 532 00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:09.079 that he well didn't fucking remember anything. 533 00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:12.160 We'll get to that ECW chant that was always so weird. 534 00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:13.240 You know. 535 00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:17.000 It's like when you chant e c W, like you're 536 00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:20.359 taking yourself out of the angle because you're saying like that, 537 00:28:20.680 --> 00:28:22.799 yeah right, this is the company just gave us a 538 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:24.960 holy shit moment instead of look what Rhino just did 539 00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:25.240 to LORI. 540 00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:27.880 Yeah, yeah, right right. 541 00:28:28.400 --> 00:28:30.160 And it really stood under this one because there's certain 542 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:32.400 fans like I get, like, when a wrestler does a 543 00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:34.200 big stunt in the middle of his match, you can 544 00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:36.599 chant a ECW because it's like, wow, ECW allowed that 545 00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:39.079 wrestler to do that without any qualms. But when it's 546 00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:40.720 a heat angle in you chant e c W, it's 547 00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:42.920 kind of weird. It's like, no, this was supposed to 548 00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:45.039 be more serious than like a table mump in the 549 00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:46.400 middle of a of a match, you know. 550 00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:51.759 I yeah, I don't, I really don't. I've never been 551 00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:57.039 a fan. Yeah, I mean it's this is that this 552 00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:58.559 is one that all kind of really started when you 553 00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:03.240 started recognizing the cump oh yeah, as opposed to, you know, 554 00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:05.160 really getting invested in the stories. 555 00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:08.039 So Sandman covers his wife on the ground as Atlas 556 00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:10.640 Security hits the ring try to stop this chaos. Joey 557 00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.319 Styles doesn't even over're on the year. He's saying, are 558 00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:14.240 we on? Are you done striking people? First of all, 559 00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:16.319 and Sarrus says, this is beyond the bounds of even 560 00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:19.079 what I find entertaining. We show the Sandman emotional, still 561 00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:21.359 hovering over his wife. Sarah says, why would she strike 562 00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:23.279 a wrestler and immediately starts trying to place the blame 563 00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:24.480 on her for what just took place. 564 00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:25.960 Well, she's a woman, after all. 565 00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:28.200 Styles comes back with a quit being a heel, and 566 00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:29.960 Sarah says, I'm being a realist. We can't have fans 567 00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:33.039 with hands on wrestlers. He's a heel. He he provokes fans. 568 00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:35.559 That's what that Steve Creno does. And she struck him. 569 00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:38.079 Are you trying to say, Joey Styles that she bears 570 00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:40.920 no responsibility whatsoever? He's hearing this straight face. 571 00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:43.240 It's pretty Joey Styles that that this is all fake, 572 00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:45.960 calling him a heel, right and making me say he's 573 00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:48.160 a heel to get a rise out of the audience. 574 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:52.000 Let me read this again. Okay, she struck him. You're 575 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:54.559 trying to say she bears no responsibility. Okay, let me see. 576 00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.960 Are you trying to say she bears no responsibility whatsoever? 577 00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:00.480 Is this Cyrus is a dialogue on this show or 578 00:30:00.519 --> 00:30:03.240 is it a transcript of his t NA exit interview? 579 00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:06.839 So Laurie's crying and holding her head but moving around, 580 00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:10.240 and of course he shouldn't be moving her because she 581 00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:13.200 may have snapped her neck and half tossing her all about, right, 582 00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:15.359 but it's fake, so it's okay, and carries her away. 583 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:16.960 Finally he yells. 584 00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:19.640 Out he's doing that. He yells, where's my kids? 585 00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:23.119 Where's my kids? 586 00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.680 It was fucking Popeye. Jesus Christ. 587 00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:32.160 That's every morning he says that he is Popeye. 588 00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:36.119 Ask, yeah, there's a pop there's a Popeye, uh way 589 00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:36.640 about him? 590 00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:41.240 Yeah, there's There are also a lot of Popeyes in 591 00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.799 the locker room. But that's just Dusty's dinner. 592 00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:48.240 His pre his warm up meal for the pre match. 593 00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:52.599 So yeah, Laurie, Laurie Fullington, the ultimate Philly wife with 594 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.559 her jeans and Doc Martins and tight top and red hair. 595 00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:58.359 Bless her heart. 596 00:30:58.599 --> 00:31:01.759 She was like, so she was so into it when 597 00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:03.640 it was happening, but looking back on it on that 598 00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:06.359 Dark Side episode, oh my god, Like she's like she 599 00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.720 cringes at what she found herself doing. 600 00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:12.039 Oh yeah, I mean it's awful, it's dreadful. 601 00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:16.400 Yeah, it was wild because they were when Raven kind of, 602 00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:19.440 you know, brainwashed her to come over to his side 603 00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:22.759 and took the sun. They had to keep that cafe 604 00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:24.799 up in n CW. That wasn't easy because everybody was 605 00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:26.519 kind of like smart about where the wrestlers would go 606 00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:28.480 after the show, and they'd follow you and everything, and 607 00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:30.599 you never knew where you'd find an ECW fan after 608 00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:32.640 the show. But they couldn't ride together even though they 609 00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:35.480 were a family, so they'd drive like hours of hours 610 00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.880 miles away to a gas station and hope no fans saw. 611 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:43.880 You know, Paul, if you gave a suggestion, I think 612 00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:47.880 what you should do is have you know, Raven take 613 00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:51.799 Sandman's wife away, you know, and what you should do, 614 00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:55.799 because what do you do is extreme HAVM fuck her 615 00:31:56.680 --> 00:32:01.920 on TV pure, you know. And then this is what 616 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.759 I had to do. You break up the marriage. You 617 00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:09.119 can laugh at it because you have power over them 618 00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:13.960 that they can't have. I've broken many relationships, yep, and 619 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:16.519 I'm proud of it. I think you should do this. 620 00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:22.079 I think missus Sandman should should you know, get a 621 00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:22.839 taste of the Raven. 622 00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:27.680 I think one man should exit light and enter night. 623 00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:33.519 But look, that's a that's a place. 624 00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:36.599 I'm shocked that these guys are even like XPW didn't go. 625 00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:39.880 It's like as everyone was trying to up the runch 626 00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:43.200 in this era, like come on, like paper, no one 627 00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.599 appreciates how much money porn can make. That a pay 628 00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:48.880 per view company right now, Like imagine if like in 629 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:51.400 the middle of that angle, they said, like available exclusively 630 00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.039 on pay per view, We're going to unveil a tape 631 00:32:54.119 --> 00:33:00.359 that Raven has supplied us of him fornicating with Lori Fullington. Honestly, 632 00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.400 that would so many buys. It's not even funny. 633 00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:04.640 You know. It always surprised me, especially, Yeah, like you 634 00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:10.319 said in this era that we didn't really have more 635 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:16.200 more really extreme nudity and sexual content. 636 00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:19.119 Yep, because I always especially when I got on pay 637 00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:20.920 per view, Yep, exactly what I mean. 638 00:33:21.319 --> 00:33:23.079 Pay per view is what I mean, Like like why 639 00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:26.519 there wasn't more of that on pay per view in 640 00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:28.000 any of the companies. 641 00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:31.599 It's while that WWF show tits on pay per view 642 00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:33.599 and ECW never did yep. 643 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.240 Yep. 644 00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:38.319 So Samman carries her away and yeah, like you said, 645 00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:40.279 where my kid's at? He walks her to the back 646 00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:43.039 through the brick wall opening, and you know you wonder 647 00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:45.359 watching this show because it was supposed to be Sandman 648 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:48.400 versus Rhino on the show in a match in the 649 00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:50.359 next round of the television title tournament, which is to 650 00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:52.440 conclude this pay per view and crown a new champion. 651 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.000 Why they didn't deliver the match? Why they have to 652 00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:56.480 do this whole angle? It just reeks of it. There's 653 00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.359 got to be a story here. We all of a sudden, 654 00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:00.680 we're doing this red hot like heat angle with the 655 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:02.960 Steve Carno, who really didn't have as far as I recall, 656 00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:05.559 much interaction with the Sandman prior to this, and didn't 657 00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:07.240 really have a lot of a reason to be very 658 00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.679 animated about his wife and to target her. It's like, 659 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:12.400 what are they trying to misdirect here? Why couldn't they 660 00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:14.320 write that? So we thought, wow, there's got to be 661 00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:17.199 a story here. So we reached out to the Sandman 662 00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:21.199 on Cameo, didn't we We did, indeed, and props to 663 00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:24.800 Zach who well, as we're as we'll disclosed later, also 664 00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:27.199 reached out to the Sandman in our mind God with 665 00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:29.679 sort of a different line of inquiry around living Dangerously 666 00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:33.320 two thousand. But for now, I invite you all to 667 00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:38.719 regale in the total recall of The Sandman on Living 668 00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:40.239 Dangerously two thousand. 669 00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:45.280 Yo, j BA, what up, dude. I would love to 670 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:49.079 give you something like prophetic answer right here. But but 671 00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:51.719 back in the day, you got to understand something. A 672 00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:55.280 lot of times we didn't even advertise, like who was 673 00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:58.559 wrestling who. Paul would just say, these people are going 674 00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:01.280 to be on the show on a pay per view, yay, 675 00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:03.519 advertise this stuff. But then it might have been a 676 00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:07.079 last decision to his part. He decided to go that way, 677 00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:10.400 and we all just had so much trust in Paul 678 00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:13.840 that I didn't really need to say who. 679 00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:16.679 What, where, when? Why? How? You know what I mean? 680 00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:19.000 He just said, this is what we're doing, and that's 681 00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:19.599 what we did. 682 00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:24.119 Pace, go ahead. It's great. I love it. It's a 683 00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:24.639 great answer. 684 00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:26.320 He stayed to the man in the. 685 00:35:26.519 --> 00:35:29.880 Oh my god, you gotta you gotta understand, you know what, Samon, 686 00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.880 You need to understand that when you do cameos, it's 687 00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:36.440 probably better if you have some clothes on. He's in 688 00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:42.679 his bed another love. Yeah, yeah, seriously, Like it's he's like, 689 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.440 you know, he's like, imagine he's laying in his bed phone, 690 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:48.239 you know, does he have one hand in the back 691 00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:50.440 of his head? I couldn't. I don't remember, so yeah, 692 00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:52.000 I think he's one answer. He got one hand in 693 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:53.360 the back of his head, the other one holding his 694 00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:57.079 phone up, you know, probably arm fully extended, you know, 695 00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:03.000 and and just doing this thing. It's like, and I'll 696 00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:05.480 tell you what, to be honest with you, I'm gonna 697 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:09.440 guess he doesn't get too many, because I mean, he 698 00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:13.760 fucking gave it right back. It was so fast. Fucking 699 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:16.599 RVD turnaround was like took almost a week. 700 00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:18.960 Holy shit, that's good for a six pack. 701 00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:22.199 Yeah, right, exactly exactly. He's like, all right, I guess 702 00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:23.400 I got dinner paid for. 703 00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:25.599 Oh, it's tremendous. 704 00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:27.000 Such a fucking. 705 00:36:26.559 --> 00:36:28.239 Maybe it wasn't that, you know, we just didn't ask 706 00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:30.039 questions and we had faith in PAULI. Maybe it was 707 00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:32.880 because Sandman was drunker than ever in two thousand. Non, 708 00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:35.480 I'm one to bet on that I remember a fucking thing. 709 00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:38.239 Maybe it was this. We turned to Saboo's book for 710 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:43.880 a little glimpse of the Sandman. In two thousand, Florida 711 00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.079 was becoming one of ECW's better markets, so they were 712 00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:48.519 looking for more places to run for this particular event. 713 00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:51.239 On June's third, two thousand and Pensacola. Jack Victory was 714 00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:53.360 running the promotion side of things. Because he was local. 715 00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:55.000 He was hoping the gig would do well enough to 716 00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:56.639 secure the venue as a regular part of a big 717 00:36:56.719 --> 00:36:59.079 Florida loop. This, of course, would both help the promotion 718 00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:01.639 and help make more money down the road. While Jack 719 00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:04.639 was taking things very seriously about the show, Sandman was 720 00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:08.000 quite the opposite. Before the show having started, Sandman was 721 00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:10.559 already tanked. He was three sheets to the wind even 722 00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.360 before he walked into the place, and when he did, 723 00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:15.519 putting a cooler behind him to stay hydrated. Before the event, 724 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:17.320 Paul Haeman got the group together so we could thank 725 00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:19.280 Jack for setting everything up. Paul gave his typical pep 726 00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:21.239 talk to the locker room, telling them to go all out. 727 00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.320 Sandman heard go all out, and through his beer goggles 728 00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:28.400 he translated that differently. A few minutes later, he took 729 00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:33.039 everything out of his pants. That is, oh no, Sandman 730 00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:35.519 agan walking around fully buck assed naked backstage, even in 731 00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:37.800 areas that were not designated his dressing rooms. Then, to 732 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:39.960 be extra gross, he started dicking around with people's stuff, 733 00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:42.079 you know. He tea bagged some of the guy's luggage, 734 00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:44.199 and he tried to stir people's drinks with his penis. 735 00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:46.880 Can I borrow this? He asked as he took Don 736 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:49.400 Marie's hair brush and combed his gross pubic hair with it. 737 00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:52.000 What's wrong with this pussy? 738 00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:55.480 The more time passed, the more blitzed he became. It 739 00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:57.639 was even more an unfortunate thing that Sandman was booked 740 00:37:57.639 --> 00:37:59.440 in the main event for this evening, because that just 741 00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:01.519 let time go on so we could drink even more 742 00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:03.639 and get worse and worse. By the last match of 743 00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:06.039 the night, Sandman had fortunately found his clothing. The main 744 00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.840 event was Sandman Dreamer Raven Into Jerry versus Jack Victory, 745 00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:12.119 Scotty Anton, Steve Corino and Rhino. Sandman's entrance to the 746 00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:14.320 ring was last, probably because they couldn't find him in 747 00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:17.199 time to go into earlier, and he finally stepped stepped 748 00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:19.239 out past the curtain. He almost took a nose dive. 749 00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:22.079 Thank god for the guardrails. Sandman pulled his way up 750 00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:23.440 to his feet and pulled his weight down to the 751 00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:25.679 ring like a drunken sailor. Before getting into the ring, 752 00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:27.519 he went over to the timekeeper and annoyingly hit the 753 00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:29.840 ring belt several times. As all the guys in the 754 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:31.960 ring waited for him to make his grand entrance, Sandman 755 00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:34.800 just lingered outside, stumbling around in his own drunken world. 756 00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:37.679 Wouldn't he wouldn't get in to start trying to kill 757 00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:39.400 time and make the excessive drunken It seemed like he 758 00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:41.480 was part of the show. Tommy Dreamer grabbed the microphone. 759 00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:43.559 After we get done beating up all these guys, tonight, 760 00:38:43.840 --> 00:38:45.320 we're going to go out to a bar and watch 761 00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:48.760 Sandman get naked. Tommy was just doing what wrestlers do. 762 00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:50.079 He was trying to pop the boys in the back, 763 00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:53.719 but he had no idea of what the Sandman was 764 00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:54.599 going to do next. 765 00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:56.519 Oh no, Sandman. 766 00:38:56.239 --> 00:38:57.840 Of course, figured there was no time better than the 767 00:38:57.880 --> 00:39:00.400 present to get naked, so he immediately began take off 768 00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:03.679 his pants. At ringside, Tommy Dreamer jumped out of the ring. 769 00:39:03.800 --> 00:39:05.800 Being an agent for the promotion, he knew public nudity 770 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:07.480 was about the worst thing that one of their guys 771 00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.280 could do, especially when trying to secure a venue for 772 00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:12.480 regular shows. A new haddad quick, so he stuck out 773 00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:15.159 his arms and quickly tried to cover the cock and balls. 774 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:19.239 The cock and balls, Yeah. 775 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.199 Throw and Sandman pushed his package hard at Tommy's hands 776 00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:25.119 and rushed it over once with his men meat, oh 777 00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:28.960 my god, roast out. Tommy got cockshy, and Withdrew. Sandman 778 00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:31.960 continued on, strutting his stuff like a proud peacock. He 779 00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:34.679 waltzed around the outside of the ring, showing off his shit. 780 00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:38.639 Scotty Anton looked and about lost it. Sandman's dick is filthy, 781 00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:42.119 he said, covering his face and burying it in the 782 00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:42.920 turn Bible, trying. 783 00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:45.599 Feel like it's like uhlix got maybe like some uh 784 00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:47.800 some like animals shit on it or something. 785 00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:48.079 Oh. 786 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.000 As soon as Sandman figured out how to stumble up 787 00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:52.960 into the ring, he did. Then before anyone was ready, 788 00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:55.480 he started nailing everyone in sight with ridiculous cane shots 789 00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:57.480 as hard as whatever it was he had been drinking. 790 00:39:57.679 --> 00:39:59.880 Now I'd even a minute in and everyone knew sand 791 00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:02.599 was in no shape to perform. Despite the war OFVCW 792 00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:04.800 fans laughing their asses off, everyone in the ring was 793 00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:07.239 lost as to what would happen next. Guys like Dreamer 794 00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.440 and Raven, who were company loyalists, knew it wasn't going 795 00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:10.880 to end well, but had no clue what to do. 796 00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:12.599 The Sandman was standing in the middle of the ring 797 00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:16.079 wearing nothing but a T shirt with his chicken skin 798 00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:17.480 balls hanging out. 799 00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:22.119 Ah, he sounds like more of a problem than Jake 800 00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:23.559 Roberts was or Scott Hall was. 801 00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:25.519 He was raising his arms so you could get an 802 00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:28.559 even better look at his well leathered nutsack. 803 00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:34.559 Oh, Jesus Christ. Saboo the fucking wordsmith here, who fucking knew? 804 00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:36.760 Yeah, it's probably more Kenny Cassan over the co author 805 00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.719 than Saboo. But can you sign off on well leathered Sabo? 806 00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.400 The shit faced Sandman did not give one shit. He laughed, 807 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:47.440 grabbed the mic from the ring announcer, and decided to 808 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:50.199 give Pensacola a lesson in physiology. You see, this is 809 00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:52.559 my big cane, he said, holding up his kendo stick, 810 00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:55.639 and this is my little cane. After that, he exposed 811 00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:57.119 even more of his penis for all the. 812 00:40:57.039 --> 00:41:01.360 Criss Was there caane a small person wrestling? Yeah? Was 813 00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:02.840 there for a little cane A little Vader? 814 00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:05.719 I know, but I think there was actually is Raven 815 00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:08.360 hit his face? Come on, Raven, Sandman said, you're just 816 00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:11.199 miserable because you've been sober for thirty four days straight. 817 00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:13.440 Sandman stand in the mic, saying he was about to 818 00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:15.559 do what he did backstage, walking around naked messing with 819 00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:17.239 people's stuff. So he jumped back out of the ring 820 00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:20.480 again and tried wiping his ass with people's signs and 821 00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:22.039 whatever he could do to get a cheap pop. The 822 00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:24.679 crowd started chating, holy shit, holy shit, Sandman jump back 823 00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:26.079 in the ring. At this point, he was acting like 824 00:41:26.159 --> 00:41:28.119 he was trying to pull up his underwear but couldn't 825 00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:30.599 because he was too drunk, So then he started jumping 826 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:32.400 up in the air, hoping that his pants would follow 827 00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:34.239 gravity's course and just go up on their own. 828 00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:37.280 The fuck. 829 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:39.440 At this point, Dreamer and Raven just gave up. They 830 00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:41.440 knew that Samon had already killed the town and that 831 00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:44.119 ECW would likely not be returning. Tommy decided to play 832 00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:45.639 along with the spot to try and end it, maybe 833 00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.719 fought by following Sandmon around. He was acting like he 834 00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:49.000 was trying to help him get his pants up, and 835 00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:50.920 never actually catching up with him to do so. Once 836 00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:53.400 Dreamer convinced sanda Man to stopp jumping, Sandman bent over 837 00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:55.239 to pull up his pants. Then Dreamer stuck out his 838 00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:57.360 foot and pushed Sandman over to the matt face first. 839 00:41:57.559 --> 00:41:59.360 After that, Jerry jumped in and tried to help pull 840 00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:01.679 sand Man's pants up and almost got a greasy dick 841 00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:06.880 in the eye for his trouble greasy. Then Sandman rushed 842 00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:09.159 over again and actually helped Sandman. I think about what 843 00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:14.239 think about what constitutes a greasy dick with chicken skin balls? Like, Oh, 844 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:18.519 it's like there's there's an there's an oily miss about it, right, 845 00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:21.840 Like it's slippery, there's a surface slayer, you know what 846 00:42:21.880 --> 00:42:24.639 I mean. Yep, yep, something before you touch skin. 847 00:42:24.760 --> 00:42:27.199 Yep. Yes, it's like a like a like a yeah, 848 00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:29.159 like a shiny film on top. 849 00:42:33.639 --> 00:42:36.199 After Sandman had his pants back on, Raven tried to 850 00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:38.480 cover that last train wreckord spot with more comedy. He 851 00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:40.360 looked under the ring for anything he could find to 852 00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:42.280 improvise off of, and returned with a bull rope. Then 853 00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:44.119 he gave the other end to Dreamer, spun it like 854 00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:46.039 a jump rope, and Sandman took the lead and jumped 855 00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:47.719 in between them Steve Coren, who shook his head and 856 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:49.519 grabbed the mic. Look, Dreamer, you need to get a 857 00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:52.119 handle on the raw. The poster boy for AA, he said, 858 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.079 Even though there is no reason this match you'ld even 859 00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:56.599 go on. Since Sandman is literally about ready to pass out. 860 00:42:56.679 --> 00:42:58.559 We should either wrestle a traditional match or just let 861 00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:01.239 Rhino go finish the job on Sandman his wife. Sandman 862 00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:03.400 had a loss for words, dropped his pants again and 863 00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:07.119 mooned Rhino. It's like the fourth time he's dropped his pants. 864 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:09.960 Jack victory by this point was fucked. After this, it 865 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:11.639 became a total shit show. While the rest of the 866 00:43:11.639 --> 00:43:13.679 wrestlers went on to try to have the matches planned, 867 00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:17.000 Sandman kept throwing tables in the ring. He simulated fallatio 868 00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:19.039 on his cane, then wandered to the back. 869 00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:21.039 Oh my god, the fuck. 870 00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:23.119 Finally the map got on in the way bar. 871 00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:24.360 What a bizarre thing. 872 00:43:24.880 --> 00:43:27.000 However, it wasn't long for Sandman just returned to ringside 873 00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:29.599 with the twelfth pack of Budweiser. After refueling, Sandman came 874 00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:31.480 in and caned all the heels again, even harder than before, 875 00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:34.159 and then everyone bailed to the outside. Sandman jumped out too, 876 00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:36.320 then threw two more tables into the empty ring. He 877 00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:38.400 was highly intoxicated and not looking out for the well 878 00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:40.639 being of anyone, including himself. At the very end, sand 879 00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:42.280 Man somehow managed to climb to the top rope and 880 00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:44.519 put Rhino through a table with a swanton bomb. Then 881 00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:46.840 Sandman can Rhino over and over again until Dreamer came 882 00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:48.400 in the ring with a DDT for Rhino for the 883 00:43:48.440 --> 00:43:51.360 pin and finally put that shit show to an end. Backstage, 884 00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:54.679 people were pissed. Dreamer was furious at Sandman's dangerous actions 885 00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:56.719 and even traded shots with Sandman before it was quickly 886 00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:59.079 broken up. But the fuck were you even thinking, Hayman, screamed, 887 00:43:59.360 --> 00:44:01.519 Sandman didn't applied. Fawnsie, go get a car right now 888 00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:03.719 and have Sandman removed from the building, Paul said. Sandman 889 00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:05.559 stormed out of the room. After that, the heels in 890 00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:07.679 the tag match grabbed Paul to further complaint about the 891 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:10.760 brutal cane shots. Paul nodded. Then Jack Victory complained even more, 892 00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:13.159 highlighting the nudity and drunken behavior that would likely cost 893 00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:16.239 them return business in the town. Paul agreed. Paul Haman 894 00:44:16.280 --> 00:44:19.000 went and found Sandman in an extremely small restroom, which 895 00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.400 was described as being as narrow as an airplane shitter. 896 00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:24.119 Jack Victory was not too far behind him and visibly 897 00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.519 hot because he prompt promoted the show and sand Man 898 00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:29.039 destroyed his hard work. While Paul was scolding Sandman, Victory 899 00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:31.679 reached over him and nailed Sandman with a forearm. This 900 00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:33.559 is a fucking shit show, boss. 901 00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:35.199 This is ridiculous. 902 00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:37.559 It just keeps going. Hayman stood between the two men 903 00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:39.000 for a moment, trying to keep the peace the best 904 00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:40.920 he could. Because of the small space in the bathroom, 905 00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:43.079 Hayman was shoving into the stall and forced to stand 906 00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:45.159 on the toilet seat so they could get at each other. 907 00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:48.840 That's an amazing sight, Paul standing on the toilet so 908 00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:50.760 two guys can beat the shit out of each other. 909 00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:52.119 It was on. 910 00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:55.800 Sandman retaliated with a finger gouge, scratching at Jack Victory's eye. 911 00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:58.360 How does he wait, wait, how does Sabou have a 912 00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:01.280 like in eyewitness account of this? 913 00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:03.440 I prefer not to ask that question. 914 00:45:03.719 --> 00:45:04.519 Good, good point. 915 00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:07.119 Isn't he the guy that we couldn't afford to talk to? 916 00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:11.239 It Russell cad arrestaur conor remember that you talked to 917 00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:15.760 just incredible for fifteen cents, right. Victory grabbed Sandman by 918 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:17.400 the ears, bashed his head into the wall, and then 919 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:19.559 hit him with a series of four quick headbutts. During 920 00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:21.760 all the commotions, sal Gratziano, a four and a plus 921 00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:23.800 pound giant of a man, ran into the tiny room. 922 00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:25.719 He wriggled his large body into the scuffling. 923 00:45:26.119 --> 00:45:29.760 Sabo, Sabo. I gotta tell you, pal, if you need, 924 00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:34.719 if you needed to explain like who Salagratziano is to 925 00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:37.039 your audience, then you don't. 926 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:39.960 You shouldn't be right someone reading this right, there is. 927 00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:44.440 Nobody, there is nobody outside of the E c W 928 00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:47.159 crowd that is reading this fucking book. 929 00:45:47.199 --> 00:45:49.199 He wriggled his large body into the scuffle and somehow 930 00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:52.119 squeezed right between them. The fights over, Gratziano shouted, pushing 931 00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:54.519 Jack Victory out of the bathroom. Everyone calmed down. The 932 00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:56.880 two walked back to their dressing rooms in silence. Victory's 933 00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:58.960 eye was puffy from the gouge and Sandman was actually 934 00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:01.079 bleeding from the headbuts he took. But both were said 935 00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:03.280 to be all right within minutes after the fight, and 936 00:46:03.320 --> 00:46:06.440 typically c W family fashion sources say that Sandman and 937 00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:09.039 Victory were already over it. There was no heat and 938 00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:13.239 they were already joking together about the fight. How about 939 00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:16.559 that one? That's that's that I could buy that now 940 00:46:16.599 --> 00:46:18.639 do we know, well, he probably doesn't recall this particular 941 00:46:18.679 --> 00:46:19.320 night in two thousand. 942 00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:21.039 Yeah, I was actually wondering too, you know I I 943 00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:24.559 you know how I like to add a little, a 944 00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.199 little something that's a little kind of sure, it's obnoxious. 945 00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:31.920 I did say they can do the The actual request 946 00:46:32.119 --> 00:46:34.199 was I forgot. I forgot I did this. Maybe this 947 00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:42.719 pissed him off and I ruined it for us. I 948 00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:47.320 said something about I said, oh, yeah, big fan, even 949 00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:52.159 even in even in the even in WWE, you gave 950 00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:54.400 like a he gave it a shot of breath air 951 00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:58.280 or something like that, a shot of breath air, fresh air, 952 00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:01.800 like a whatever, a breath of whatever it was. I 953 00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:03.840 don't know what I said, but something about basically like 954 00:47:04.199 --> 00:47:07.519 saying that, oh, he was great in WWE during his 955 00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:12.800 ECW not at all. Didn't fucking even to the point 956 00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:15.199 where I didn't even remember that I did that, you know, 957 00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:17.159 Like that's the thing. I don't remember I even asked 958 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:20.719 it till till later. So then we can go up to. 959 00:47:20.760 --> 00:47:23.000 Joey Styles and Cyrus with the scripts in their hands, 960 00:47:23.039 --> 00:47:24.440 trying to figure out what the hell is going on, 961 00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:28.079 and of course Corrino back on the mic One wore 962 00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:29.480 down one more to go. 963 00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:31.679 Oh god, I'm not waiting. 964 00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:33.960 A later, Dusty roades, I'm the new American dream around 965 00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:36.119 here and I'm gonna kick your fat ass if you will. 966 00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:40.360 He says that was funny, and Dusty's ECW music comes 967 00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:42.159 on and he comes out. The song was by a 968 00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:45.280 band called Reckless Fortune, who also did the custom Mike 969 00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:47.199 Awesome you c W theme that he used to come 970 00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:49.840 out to. Oh some, and I don't know what the 971 00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:52.199 rest of it was, and uh yeah, they cut one 972 00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:53.840 for Dusty too. He steps out in a T shirt 973 00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:56.639 and a hat and jeans and with the knee pads 974 00:47:56.639 --> 00:47:57.199 over the jeans. 975 00:47:57.239 --> 00:48:02.480 You know the look that's so it's so inappropriate. I 976 00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:06.000 can't stand the I can't stand knee pads over the jeans. 977 00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:12.079 It's it's hot, it's really yeah, it's not okay. It's 978 00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:12.519 not okay. 979 00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:14.559 And he's got a bull rope and the stroll Blakes 980 00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:17.639 are going on in the Bricky CW entrance away and 981 00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:21.960 Dusty returns to Connecticut where he had his first wrestling match. 982 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:23.880 Ever did he really? I didn't know that. 983 00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:25.559 He went out to Boston and worked for Tony Santos 984 00:48:25.559 --> 00:48:29.280 that's why he's a Celtics fan because he came out 985 00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:31.840 here early in his life. Dusty gets in and the 986 00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:34.280 lunges at Carino takes off the hat and we're underway, 987 00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:37.519 as Dusty's introduced as the one and only American dream. 988 00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:39.400 It's if you can believe it. After what an hour, 989 00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:41.760 almost forty five minutes, the opening contest. 990 00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:43.760 Been so fucking long. 991 00:48:43.960 --> 00:48:47.159 Acw Living Dangerously two thousand is Dusty Roads faces Steve 992 00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:50.079 Corino in a bull rope match. So Dusty snatches Carino 993 00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:52.159 and plants an elbow and Dan gets a big bump 994 00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:56.280 referee tying up the wrist so these guys can be 995 00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.079 attached via the bull rope. The referee, by the way, 996 00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:00.320 H C Loake, who they were involving in story lines 997 00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:07.039 at the time, excuse me, yes, HC lok koreans that sorry, 998 00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:09.000 what's an that's his name? 999 00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:10.719 I don't know about that. 1000 00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:14.599 Quero and Victory had bludgeoned HC Loac in his hometown, 1001 00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:17.119 so he's hardly lead impartial official here. They mentioned how 1002 00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:18.599 he had stitches in his head as a result. In 1003 00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:20.280 Sarrus says, that's what happens when you try to get 1004 00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:23.840 over in your hometown at the expense of talent. Dear Milwaukee, 1005 00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:28.559 where h is from. Dusty pulling the rope in his 1006 00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:31.159 Carena tries to get out of the ring. He grabs 1007 00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:33.360 Corina's hair and smacks h of the cow bell, sign 1008 00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:38.679 good seat equals I'm broke m Sarah says, fifteen two 1009 00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:40.280 pound pieces of steel as the cow bell. 1010 00:49:42.119 --> 00:49:46.159 He also questions he has a question about Dusty's intelligence. 1011 00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:49.920 A genius. 1012 00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:54.480 I missed that one. That's fucking legendary. 1013 00:49:55.280 --> 00:49:56.000 That says it all. 1014 00:49:56.840 --> 00:50:00.480 That's that's a that's a wrestling genius, you know, mm 1015 00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:03.639 hm oh yeah. Dusty Sarrus says it sounded like a 1016 00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:06.559 dinner bell ringing when the cow bell sounded. That explains 1017 00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:07.760 Dusty's urgency. 1018 00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:09.840 Here, damn right. He wants to get this match over with. 1019 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.000 Dusty digs the cow bell and a Krino's forehead, and 1020 00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.440 Sarah speculates that he had sharpened the edge of the 1021 00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:16.719 cow bell to really cut into Carino. They go up 1022 00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:18.960 the aisle to the entrance way and Sarah says there's 1023 00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:22.480 a certain camaraderie between the wrestlers, and sometimes Styles says 1024 00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:25.119 things and gets heat on himself as a result. And 1025 00:50:26.599 --> 00:50:29.360 so he's basically trying to pipe down Joey Styles from 1026 00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:32.079 expressing any personal opinion about who's a good and bad 1027 00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:36.039 person in ECW and Styles claps back with your count 1028 00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:39.480 all night. So let the caddy mask between these two continues. 1029 00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:39.719 Yeap. 1030 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:43.039 Dusty makes his way into the screaming throngs E C 1031 00:50:43.159 --> 00:50:45.039 dub chance and Dusty hits him again. So they brawl 1032 00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:47.840 out in the crowd and give you know, all corners 1033 00:50:47.840 --> 00:50:50.639 of the building a taste to the violence. Preener then 1034 00:50:50.679 --> 00:50:52.559 drops Dusty his knees and hits the cow bell. And 1035 00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:54.840 you can tell Dusty is, well, what's he doing boss 1036 00:50:54.840 --> 00:50:56.159 when he takes the cow bell to the head. 1037 00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:00.519 Uh, he's well, you know he's he's dustydes And so 1038 00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:03.440 I believe what I saw him do is stand up, 1039 00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:06.559 point to his forehead and say, look at this sit, 1040 00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:08.480 I'm gonna fucking cut my head open. 1041 00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:12.599 A A don't want nobody to miss it. If you're 1042 00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:14.239 gonna do it, you might as well do your best 1043 00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:17.639 to ensure everyone's looking in your direction. So Dusty, well, yo, 1044 00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:19.119 he does what it takes to make the people feel 1045 00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:20.119 like they got their money's worth it. 1046 00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:23.159 Ye that's right, Which is watch an old man bleed. 1047 00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:25.480 It involves a razor blade, boss, doesn't it? 1048 00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:29.079 You know? That's it to me? This is exactly. I mean, 1049 00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:32.000 I know Dusty would would would juice all the time. 1050 00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:34.079 I know that that was kind of a thing, and 1051 00:51:34.119 --> 00:51:37.320 I know his forehead was just a fucking you know, 1052 00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:42.480 it was a carving board, right. But you know, it 1053 00:51:42.679 --> 00:51:46.199 just comes up a point we're watching these older men. 1054 00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:47.880 This is I feel the same way in when we 1055 00:51:47.880 --> 00:51:52.239 were watching Hogan and Flair and TNA. It's like, what, 1056 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:56.440 like why why is this where this is the only 1057 00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:59.360 way you can make yourself valuable. It's like Terry Funk too, 1058 00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:03.039 you know Terry Funk Also it falls under this category 1059 00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:05.599 where it's like the only way you can you can 1060 00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:13.360 make yourself seem valuable is to completely like destroy your 1061 00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:15.920 body right and bleed. 1062 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:18.039 And bleed, yeah, destroy your skin more accurately. 1063 00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:21.039 Yeah, well, I mean but also with the hard shots 1064 00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:23.280 and shit, like does see what you doing? A fuck it? 1065 00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:24.880 I mean, I guess you always had violent matches, but 1066 00:52:24.920 --> 00:52:27.480 like you're what was he like fifty something sixty. 1067 00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:30.599 Something something like that. Well it's it's ironic because like 1068 00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:33.119 they get so scared about their physical limitations that they 1069 00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:35.079 feel like they have to have juice so that people 1070 00:52:35.079 --> 00:52:37.079 don't feel like it's a shitty match. That was definitely 1071 00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:38.800 the Hogan flarired thing. You know, there's no reason for 1072 00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:41.440 juice rather than right or terrified that people are to 1073 00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:43.320 shit on the match because we can't physically do anything 1074 00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:46.079 but that the irony is like, those are the kind 1075 00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:47.800 of things you do to get noticed and get over 1076 00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:51.880 when you're young. Is bleed buckets and draw people in 1077 00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:54.519 so you stand out. But once you get over, like 1078 00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:56.679 no one has ever been in the history of the business. Right, 1079 00:52:56.679 --> 00:52:58.199 you should have sort of gotten a past to not 1080 00:52:58.280 --> 00:52:59.840 have to do that shit anymore. 1081 00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:01.760 Right, exactly, Like you should just be able to fucking 1082 00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:04.000 go out there and have a shitty match and people 1083 00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:06.000 will love you for it anyway, because it's just it's 1084 00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:08.360 exciting to see you do what you do. Right. 1085 00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:09.960 They're here to see you play the hits, you know, 1086 00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:12.719 not like try to fit into the modern business. Like 1087 00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:14.800 when Flair takes a backdrop on Tacks, it's like, can 1088 00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:15.480 I get out of here? 1089 00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:19.199 I know I can't. I'm probably gonna do that next 1090 00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:19.639 week too. 1091 00:53:21.199 --> 00:53:24.159 Sarruhs says that Dusty's elbow has so much calcification. It's 1092 00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:26.079 like getting hit by a ball peen hammer when he 1093 00:53:26.119 --> 00:53:28.280 hits you with that thing. I heard him say that 1094 00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:30.599 Dusty bleeding on the left eye and swinging on Carino 1095 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:32.800 out in the crowd. Cyrus talks about the similarities of 1096 00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:36.880 both as you know communicators at their base Dusty Roads 1097 00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:37.599 and Steve Corino. 1098 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:39.719 Oh yeah, here, I got that one. I got that 1099 00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:44.199 one for you. Here. You have to see the parallel 1100 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:52.800 charismatic communicators char like that karas metic communicator. Can we 1101 00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:53.360 write that down? 1102 00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:55.639 A lot of this business is communication. 1103 00:53:55.079 --> 00:54:05.880 Shit charismatic communicators. There's team the charismatic communication beforehand too, 1104 00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:10.400 there's a uh we get I think you mentioned Jack 1105 00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:13.920 Victory holding on typed to to Dusty Roads, and Joey 1106 00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:25.119 Styles puts it a very interesting way, only on a 1107 00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:29.039 dream like a cheap suit. I mean, I would think 1108 00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:31.519 cheap suits would rip. 1109 00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:35.639 Right, and they don't hold on to anything right exactly. 1110 00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:38.320 They get they get destroyed. But I kind of got 1111 00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:42.400 what he's saying. But uh so, full throated Dusty Chance 1112 00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:44.280 breaking out here in an ec W building as he 1113 00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:46.400 dings Corrino a few more times with the cow bell 1114 00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:50.079 Sarah tells joe it's so gross. He'd like to see 1115 00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:52.840 him go off script just once and admit when someone else. 1116 00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:53.199 Is right. 1117 00:54:55.159 --> 00:54:58.119 To the rail. I love how he like he doesn't 1118 00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:01.719 argue Joey's points. He argued, Joey is being disingenuous and 1119 00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:04.199 trying to get himself over right right, that Joey doesn't 1120 00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:05.559 believe what he's arguing. 1121 00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:07.280 Which which that is funny. 1122 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:08.960 To the rail. 1123 00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:09.480 They make it. 1124 00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:13.119 They've made it. Dusty dings and Sacrino spills over the rail, 1125 00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:17.039 and then Jack Victory Blindside's Dusty and Creno takes over 1126 00:55:17.079 --> 00:55:17.760 with some shots. 1127 00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:22.840 I mean, it's just again as I watch these men, 1128 00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:28.719 poor hot, it just it just makes me again. I 1129 00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:31.559 think to myself, here it is Dusty Roads in two thousand. 1130 00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:35.400 When any debut in the sixties or early seventies in wrestling, Yeah. 1131 00:55:35.320 --> 00:55:36.159 Late sixties, isn't it. 1132 00:55:37.079 --> 00:55:43.679 I mean we're talking thirty plus years and the he 1133 00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:47.199 feels the need to sell tickets, to sell more tickets 1134 00:55:47.239 --> 00:55:49.199 with loose blood. 1135 00:55:49.559 --> 00:55:53.159 Oh yeah, oh yeah, he knows what they come to see. 1136 00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:57.119 When it's a bull row. I'm bringing a bowl row 1137 00:55:57.360 --> 00:55:58.159 plus Steve Corino. 1138 00:55:58.840 --> 00:56:01.159 You know, I don't need to see it, but he. 1139 00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:05.199 Needs the money and that's the tragedy of it. Mm hmm. 1140 00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:09.280 Like Dusty Hogan even Flair to some degree, although he's 1141 00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:13.039 got offholdings, but it's kind of like, you know, when 1142 00:56:13.039 --> 00:56:15.039 he's like really showing off all his chains, it's like 1143 00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:16.760 this guy doesn't have money. You know, he doesn't have 1144 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:20.159 he doesn't have that much money because he's herring too 1145 00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:21.000 many flashy clothes. 1146 00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:25.079 That's right, that's why he's doing fucking local uh, you know, 1147 00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:27.119 used car commercials. 1148 00:56:27.360 --> 00:56:31.079 If these guys, if Hogan Flair and uh Dusty can't 1149 00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:33.840 retire with dignity, then what chance do any of these. 1150 00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:35.679 Other wrestlers have honestly nothing? 1151 00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:37.599 Back in the ring, Carino stumps the bloodied head of 1152 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.480 Dusty Roads and chokes him with a rope. Victory slides 1153 00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:42.559 in a steel chair and they fold it out. 1154 00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:43.079 Uh. 1155 00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:45.199 Dusty is put down in the seat and yanks down 1156 00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:48.239 Steve Corino and Steve falls into the chair the cow 1157 00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:50.639 bell rope. Dusty then gets up, hikes the jeans you 1158 00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:52.440 wanna talk about Sam right, and trying to find a 1159 00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:55.159 way to get those those pants up. Yeah, seriously, that's 1160 00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:58.360 a Titanic struggle for the dream here. I mean we're 1161 00:56:58.360 --> 00:57:00.199 talking probably like a forty eight inch waist and he 1162 00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:01.519 still can't get it. 1163 00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:04.559 Over the hump. I think forty eighth being generous. 1164 00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:07.239 Probably, And then he's with no underwear though, so you 1165 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:09.320 gotta oh subtract that. 1166 00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:12.679 God, and again just think of like, you know, he's 1167 00:57:12.719 --> 00:57:16.880 got ass hairs, just just I can't caked with with 1168 00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:17.639 with ship. 1169 00:57:18.840 --> 00:57:20.480 It's like you know, when like you're ass sweats, so 1170 00:57:20.599 --> 00:57:26.039 like you start smelling. He's basically like you said, on 1171 00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:28.639 the toilet and you feel steam before you even ship. 1172 00:57:28.760 --> 00:57:36.199 Oh god, and yeah, oh oh, and it slides off 1173 00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:37.679 the hairs. Think of that. 1174 00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:41.840 Oh fuck me, think of that. Just he lets a 1175 00:57:41.880 --> 00:57:50.480 big one go and the water pops right up his asshole. Yeah. 1176 00:57:50.880 --> 00:57:54.400 I call that one the Houston Oil a Way ship. 1177 00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:55.360 Literally. 1178 00:57:56.760 --> 00:57:59.079 I wonder if he had a muffler in for this one. 1179 00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:02.280 That's a good one for Steve Corino if he was 1180 00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:04.960 on Cameo. Did Dusty have a piece of toilet paper 1181 00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:10.119 stuck in his ass crack for this one? Yeah, a muffler. 1182 00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:18.360 He's Dusty, we have to know, Oh my god. So yeah, 1183 00:58:18.519 --> 00:58:21.079 and then Dusty starts scratching the arm of Steve Creno 1184 00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:23.880 the cow bell. Steve Creno came to Danbury not just 1185 00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:26.440 too poor hot for the forehead, he came to slice 1186 00:58:26.480 --> 00:58:29.920 his arm open. Oh fuck me, he's blading the arm. 1187 00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:33.039 Cyrus says, Karno is a good looking kid. Now we're 1188 00:58:33.039 --> 00:58:35.119 gonna butcher him up just to make a point. So 1189 00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:39.159 he's taking this moral high groundstand. Well, hopefully it's a 1190 00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:40.079 point on the by rate. 1191 00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:46.840 Hopefully around this time Joey styles. All right, it's match one, 1192 00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:49.639 and Joey Styles has the line of the night. 1193 00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:53.239 If you ask me, I apologize that he pants watching 1194 00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:56.280 it home, that maybe Squeamer's lot of blood has been lost. 1195 00:58:56.360 --> 00:58:58.400 Thus more this matchup and here it's only going to 1196 00:58:58.440 --> 00:59:10.639 get worse. And again you're squeamish. I have no idea 1197 00:59:10.679 --> 00:59:16.119 why you purtased a Hew Papers. I would throw my apologize. 1198 00:59:16.880 --> 00:59:18.119 That's paul him in the headset. 1199 00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:21.079 What are you saying? 1200 00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:22.519 That's pretty fun? 1201 00:59:22.519 --> 00:59:24.840 Oh my god, I fucking love that. I'm just that 1202 00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:26.559 like the fact that he goes all the way to 1203 00:59:26.559 --> 00:59:29.320 say I withdraw my apology. That's the fucking money part. 1204 00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:34.920 Like you know, Joey styles his face like I'll like serious, 1205 00:59:35.000 --> 00:59:37.559 like serious but like you can't be serious and ecw 1206 00:59:37.840 --> 00:59:40.280 so it's like, yeah, yeah, take a comic book series. 1207 00:59:41.079 --> 00:59:45.519 I I I really, uh, I really appreciate Joey styles. 1208 00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:51.679 He's uh, he's great. I wish I really wish he'd 1209 00:59:51.679 --> 00:59:54.039 been able to leave let loose when he was awe 1210 00:59:54.119 --> 00:59:57.440 commentator because I really enjoyed him, Actually I was. I 1211 00:59:57.559 --> 01:00:00.719 was really bummed when when they let him go, uh 1212 01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:03.400 from the raw spot. I thought he was perfect. Yep, 1213 01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:03.719 he was. 1214 01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:06.960 He had I'm not saying what he delivered was perfect 1215 01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:08.440 because it had to go through the filters of having 1216 01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:09.280 people in your ear. 1217 01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:09.559 But he was. 1218 01:00:10.199 --> 01:00:11.840 He was the one guy in the business that could 1219 01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:14.079 actually take over from J Jr. And people wouldn't just 1220 01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:18.039 think about JR. The whole time, right right, But you 1221 01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:21.360 know he's able too. He's a little too hard headed, 1222 01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:24.320 he's a little too like, you know, proud, but in 1223 01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:27.119 a good way. Yeah, that would turn out to be 1224 01:00:27.119 --> 01:00:28.880 a bad fit for it for them up there. And 1225 01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:30.760 he's not even involved anymore, Like you never one hear 1226 01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:33.199 about the guy. That's how right, that's how disillusion the 1227 01:00:33.320 --> 01:00:33.960 ww F runt. 1228 01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:36.599 I wonder, I wonder what he what is he doing now? 1229 01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:38.400 I don't know. I don't think he makes appearances. I've 1230 01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:40.320 never heard of him being at like a convention or anything, 1231 01:00:40.400 --> 01:00:43.360 or on a podcast or anything like that. Yeah, that's true. 1232 01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:45.559 He ended up doing like dot com. He ended up 1233 01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:47.320 like transitioning into like more of an office role. 1234 01:00:47.719 --> 01:00:49.920 I remember that, I do remember that happening. Yep. 1235 01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:54.239 So Karino starts throwing, and Dusty drops to a knee, 1236 01:00:54.280 --> 01:00:56.880 and now Karno's wedging and chair in the corner buckling. 1237 01:00:57.119 --> 01:01:00.119 But a Dusty dunks krinos on on the head and 1238 01:01:01.800 --> 01:01:04.599 makes a noise. Dusty flat and Steve Corino with an elbow, 1239 01:01:04.599 --> 01:01:06.679 and then Dusty's on the offensive. Joey says, no doubt, 1240 01:01:06.719 --> 01:01:11.079 referring to Dusty's ass crack showing on his Jean's fault 1241 01:01:11.159 --> 01:01:12.400 created with the automatic. 1242 01:01:12.559 --> 01:01:14.960 My big, my big fat white half baby. 1243 01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:18.960 You here go Steve Creno's smart ass name for his 1244 01:01:19.039 --> 01:01:21.840 elbow instead of the bionic elbow. Corrino had the automatic 1245 01:01:21.920 --> 01:01:27.679 elbow several times. Dusty's crown is stupid, brings the dream 1246 01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:29.079 not even mean what does. 1247 01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:29.559 That even mean? 1248 01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:31.840 It means like I took it to mean, like you 1249 01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:35.000 automatically throw the elbow because it's like the crutch, Dusty leans. 1250 01:01:34.800 --> 01:01:35.480 On to get through a mat. 1251 01:01:35.639 --> 01:01:38.159 I see all right, Like he automatically throws the elbow. 1252 01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:40.599 A second cow bell is introduced now by Jack Victory, 1253 01:01:40.599 --> 01:01:43.960 and Dusty drops Victory and Creeno with some bionics. Victory 1254 01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:45.800 was trying to throw tape to Steve Carena, we're told, 1255 01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:46.679 but Dusty now has it. 1256 01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:50.559 I was like, what, like why is he throwing tape? 1257 01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:51.599 And then. 1258 01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:57.199 I get you watch tape, but yeah, throwing tape. 1259 01:01:58.000 --> 01:01:59.599 So throw tape at me all the time when my 1260 01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:01.400 video order used to come in back to. 1261 01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:04.360 So H. 1262 01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:07.360 C Lowe gets his revenge by helping Dusty Rhodes tape 1263 01:02:07.519 --> 01:02:11.239 the the They tried to tape the cow bell to 1264 01:02:11.280 --> 01:02:12.119 Steve Kreno's head. 1265 01:02:12.119 --> 01:02:14.599 It was kind of a stupid, awful. It's very stupid. 1266 01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:16.599 It just keeps falling and Creno basically has to hold 1267 01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:18.760 it on his head and they stand him up and 1268 01:02:18.840 --> 01:02:19.920 then Dusty. 1269 01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:22.239 I mean think about it, like he's sweaty, he's bloody. 1270 01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:25.000 There's no way you can tape anything to his head. Yeah, 1271 01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:26.920 there's always that always blows my mind. And wrestling like 1272 01:02:27.039 --> 01:02:29.559 no stop doing spots where like there's handcuff keys to 1273 01:02:29.719 --> 01:02:32.519 unlock or you know, the time always stands still. Someone 1274 01:02:32.519 --> 01:02:34.079 always fucks it up. It always takes way. 1275 01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:36.639 Longer than you wanted to yep, and then these things 1276 01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:41.199 like stop like trying to attach like attach some attacks 1277 01:02:41.239 --> 01:02:44.039 to your sneakers or the last to your elbow pad. 1278 01:02:44.079 --> 01:02:45.400 It's always so fucking stupid. 1279 01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:47.920 The worst one, the worst one, in my opinion, that 1280 01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:51.440 that always is cringe worthy to me, is wrestling you 1281 01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:55.719 at ten Randy Savage trying to fucking tie up r. 1282 01:02:57.880 --> 01:02:58.199 It is. 1283 01:02:58.800 --> 01:03:03.400 It is nauseating how long that is. It's like it's 1284 01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:04.760 not long, but it just like. 1285 01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:06.519 And they still hanging loose at the end. He still 1286 01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:09.679 isn't convincingly, he's still fucking He still fucking falls. He 1287 01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:13.559 falls is on the ground like it's it's pathetic, so stupid. 1288 01:03:14.719 --> 01:03:18.079 But anyway, the idea is the cow bell is supposed 1289 01:03:18.079 --> 01:03:20.159 to be taped to Corino's head so that Dusty can 1290 01:03:20.159 --> 01:03:21.480 smack him in the head with a chair, and that's 1291 01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:23.760 what he does. Coreno goes down. Dusty throws off the 1292 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.559 elbow pads to a big pop and gets just a 1293 01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:28.800 little moment in the sun cooking and dancing before finally 1294 01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:32.840 dropping the big elbow and then covering Kreno almost like 1295 01:03:32.880 --> 01:03:35.199 in a three point football stance for the one, the two, 1296 01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:40.159 and the three, and he celebrates with a curious but 1297 01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:42.800 kind of also fitting double bird to the e c 1298 01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:44.880 W crowd does Dusty here? 1299 01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:46.920 I don't understand why he stiput off the crowd. They 1300 01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:49.239 cheered for it, I know, and they receive it positively. 1301 01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:51.639 They receive it as he's a He's giving them a 1302 01:03:51.679 --> 01:03:54.360 shout out instead of insulting them. Yeah, well, I guess 1303 01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:56.119 it was the era A gets Steve Austin doing that too. 1304 01:03:56.199 --> 01:03:58.320 Yeah, that's probably what was going through his mind. But 1305 01:03:58.440 --> 01:04:01.000 in ten minutes and thirteen seconds, Usty Roads defeats Steve 1306 01:04:01.079 --> 01:04:03.719 Carina when the bull rope match here at ECW Living 1307 01:04:03.800 --> 01:04:09.400 Dangerously two thousand and it's all uphill from here. Yeah, 1308 01:04:09.840 --> 01:04:13.400 that's the h an. ECW does the same stuff as 1309 01:04:13.400 --> 01:04:15.559 he would do in a bunkhouse match and Crockett Days, 1310 01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:18.679 except he flips people off. So that's the extreme Dusty 1311 01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:20.880 Road right right, and he walks out of the ring. 1312 01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:24.320 Joey and Cyrus they promise an update on Lorie Fullington's condition. 1313 01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:25.800 They say she's in an ambulance on the way of 1314 01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:27.559 the hospital, and I'm thinking that's not an update. 1315 01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:33.440 You know, yeah, that's a good point. Uh fucking don 1316 01:04:33.559 --> 01:04:37.920 Kallis looks like a nineties lawyer who sexually stalks his 1317 01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:38.639 own clients. 1318 01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:44.320 I love how first of all, how nineties lawyer is 1319 01:04:44.400 --> 01:04:48.239 like an insult, like not a lawyer, a nineties lawyer. Well, 1320 01:04:48.280 --> 01:04:51.320 I mean, like I can see like a like a 1321 01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:55.159 really you know, like a low end totally know what 1322 01:04:55.239 --> 01:04:57.599 you mean by the way, you know, yeah, of course, yeah, 1323 01:04:57.800 --> 01:05:01.039 like you gotta he's got that nineties the long hair 1324 01:05:01.159 --> 01:05:04.480 look and stuff like it's it's appropriate to be a 1325 01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:07.039 lawyer and look like this getting like in the nineties 1326 01:05:07.079 --> 01:05:10.639 teenager's off drunk driving charges in his hometown, right well, 1327 01:05:10.840 --> 01:05:13.840 then afterwards getting them drunk afterwards to celebrate. 1328 01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:18.000 You know, that's him. And as Joey and Cyrus are 1329 01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:20.559 always outside if he has a hot client, you know, 1330 01:05:20.679 --> 01:05:23.599 he's always outside a huge risk, you know, watching them, 1331 01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:26.480 huge watching them. Oh yeah, oh yeah, Like you. 1332 01:05:26.519 --> 01:05:28.039 Know, he gets a reputation as being the guy that 1333 01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:29.880 can get you off on drunk driving charges in the 1334 01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:32.599 in the town. But like they really plugged in people 1335 01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:34.840 in the city know that. But like when one of 1336 01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:37.639 the bigger business men in town. His daughter gets in 1337 01:05:37.719 --> 01:05:41.480 trouble and everyone's recommending Cyrus. The dad knows the scorn. 1338 01:05:41.559 --> 01:05:43.960 He's like, no, oh, yeah, we're not going with him, honey, Honey, 1339 01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:45.280 you don't want to go with him. 1340 01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:48.920 He may get he may he may get you off, 1341 01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:50.280 but you got to get him off first. 1342 01:05:52.119 --> 01:05:55.880 There's a catchy lawyer TV ad for you. We'll get 1343 01:05:55.920 --> 01:06:01.280 each other off and he whip's that absolutely, you know 1344 01:06:01.320 --> 01:06:03.599 what I mean. There's some guy that pokes his head 1345 01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:05.880 out behind a curtain while Joey and Cyrus are doing 1346 01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:07.519 their stand up up in the announced position. I don't 1347 01:06:07.519 --> 01:06:09.199 know who that was, but that's funny. And he pokes 1348 01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:12.199 his head back out. Whoever can id That guy gets 1349 01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:17.039 a prize from the lapsed Fane and yeah, Sarruhs's. 1350 01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:17.519 I hate to say it. 1351 01:06:17.559 --> 01:06:20.000 It's an unfortunate situation we have here. The Sandman has 1352 01:06:20.039 --> 01:06:22.039 gone with her to the hospital and they're trailing off 1353 01:06:22.159 --> 01:06:24.559 and says it's going to be unfortunate. He's not here 1354 01:06:24.599 --> 01:06:26.960 to have his match with Rhino. What are we supposed 1355 01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:28.440 to do? So they're acting like, you know, they're booking 1356 01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:31.280 on the fly here, which they probably were, but they're 1357 01:06:31.360 --> 01:06:32.800 kind of, you know, they're trying to bring it down 1358 01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:35.440 to earth with like a somber tone, and like, you know, 1359 01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:37.960 both are trying to act like this isn't part of 1360 01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:39.000 the entertainment this evening. 1361 01:06:39.079 --> 01:06:43.119 That's right, that's right up the entertainment portion of our show. 1362 01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:47.400 Giving the extraneous circumstances, if not the extreme circumstances were 1363 01:06:47.480 --> 01:06:49.360 under they say, the Sandman is going to have to 1364 01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:51.480 forfeit his match with Rhino and the TV title tournament, 1365 01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:54.440 and the network, we're told, is chosen their champion and 1366 01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:57.000 successor to RVD, and Rhino will now go into the 1367 01:06:57.039 --> 01:07:00.920 finals against the winner of Super Crazy and a Little Guido. 1368 01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:04.320 Later tonight, Joey gets in his face about Rhino going 1369 01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:07.840 after Lori Fullington and basically starts accusing Cyrus of knowing 1370 01:07:08.079 --> 01:07:10.519 that Rhino or pardon me, knowing that Steve Corino was 1371 01:07:10.559 --> 01:07:12.760 going to do this, and that Rhino is going to 1372 01:07:12.800 --> 01:07:14.760 do what he did to Sandman's wife. All is kind 1373 01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:17.559 of a elaborate ploy to make sure Rhino gets past 1374 01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:19.679 Sandman in the tournament and gets to the final because 1375 01:07:19.719 --> 01:07:23.559 Rhino is the network's chosen successor. As discussed to Rob Man, Damn, 1376 01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:26.400 this stinks. Joey says, this stinks. He says about six 1377 01:07:26.480 --> 01:07:32.920 times in a row. And this is cut from Peacock 1378 01:07:33.000 --> 01:07:35.920 because there's a copyrighted music that overlays the promo, so 1379 01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:41.280 you'll see them suddenly jump to Stephen DeAngelis, the ring 1380 01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:43.960 announcer of the ring. But that makes sense why these 1381 01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:49.679 were all that makes total sense, absolutely, But this is 1382 01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:51.800 what you missed, if you must know. And we're completests 1383 01:07:51.840 --> 01:07:54.480 off nothing else here at TLF some words from a 1384 01:07:54.559 --> 01:07:56.719 Guido ahead of his match, and we hear from Sally 1385 01:07:56.800 --> 01:07:59.000 Grazziano as well, So prepare yourself to hear a man's 1386 01:07:59.079 --> 01:08:05.840 voice beyond just you know, wheezing, we're going That was 1387 01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:06.639 a sticking setup. 1388 01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:08.159 It's what that was. What do you want me to go? Bring? 1389 01:08:08.199 --> 01:08:09.360 You settle in this company? 1390 01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:12.840 And I'm the biggest. They used to take us as 1391 01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:20.319 a joke jokes. Oh you can, Matt Russell shoot and glucha. 1392 01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:21.640 Libre, you can wrestle. 1393 01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:25.600 Super Prey. 1394 01:08:26.720 --> 01:08:29.279 We beat you before, we'll beat you dead. 1395 01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:33.600 You think you're king of the Mexican death matches, Well, 1396 01:08:33.680 --> 01:08:35.800 tonight is an Italian death. 1397 01:08:35.640 --> 01:08:39.359 Match, and we'll glue to you and the world. Why 1398 01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:40.920 he will be the next e. 1399 01:08:41.079 --> 01:08:49.880 C W World Television Champion. Love playing music on their 1400 01:08:50.039 --> 01:08:53.560 promo videos so annoying. That's what costs them now these 1401 01:08:53.640 --> 01:08:55.800 years later now the Guido's promo, no one can ever 1402 01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:56.319 see it again. 1403 01:08:57.239 --> 01:09:01.439 I really, yeah, I mean there's a I know, you've 1404 01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:05.479 you you support it and all using all this, I 1405 01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:08.439 really just don't like it. I don't like it at all. Yeah, 1406 01:09:08.760 --> 01:09:11.560 it really, I mean, I guess it's different in all 1407 01:09:11.640 --> 01:09:13.239 but there are some things that I don't want to 1408 01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:15.359 be different in wrestling. 1409 01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:20.119 Yep, and some backstage words from our principles is one 1410 01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:23.399 of them. It was something at ACW visually distinct, Like 1411 01:09:23.880 --> 01:09:26.000 you watch their show and they would they would uniquely 1412 01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:29.359 blend together vignettes and interviews with matches. There wasn't a 1413 01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:32.319 there sometimes there was, but for the most sometimes Joey 1414 01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:34.239 would do it. For the most part, their promos weren't 1415 01:09:34.319 --> 01:09:36.520 you know, Mike Holders, you know. And then some of 1416 01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:38.720 the bishops started doing and that, like we innovated it. 1417 01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:42.520 You know, Why did they? Why did they? How did they? 1418 01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:45.640 How are they able to sell videotapes? Yeah? 1419 01:09:45.680 --> 01:09:47.840 They just put the audio on there and didn't worry 1420 01:09:47.840 --> 01:09:48.119 about it. 1421 01:09:49.039 --> 01:09:49.640 That's crazy. 1422 01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:52.520 It really is crazy because I mean, Paul said years later, 1423 01:09:52.640 --> 01:09:54.840 you know, we just we decided to just do it 1424 01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:58.479 until someone sued us. So they were just small enough 1425 01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:01.039 to not get suit, but just big enough to have 1426 01:10:01.159 --> 01:10:05.039 a VHS distribution deal, you know, right, That's why it 1427 01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:07.520 was always going to only go so far, because well, 1428 01:10:07.560 --> 01:10:10.159 guy's like NW Jack, Like without the music, it's like 1429 01:10:10.279 --> 01:10:13.039 this is you don't even get it. You don't even 1430 01:10:13.119 --> 01:10:16.000 get why this guy is what a thing. And some 1431 01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:18.520 of the music was so key, like The Sandman's music 1432 01:10:18.600 --> 01:10:21.520 and Tommy Dreamers music and rvd's music, and it was 1433 01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:24.399 so key to the presentation, it was so key to 1434 01:10:24.479 --> 01:10:28.000 what made PCW seem cool that you really we were 1435 01:10:28.039 --> 01:10:30.680 taking a risk that once you couldn't do that anymore, 1436 01:10:31.039 --> 01:10:32.159 these guys would really. 1437 01:10:32.680 --> 01:10:33.840 I guess that's part of the thing. 1438 01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:35.840 Like that, as if Steve Austin couldn't come out to 1439 01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:36.800 glass shattering, you. 1440 01:10:36.880 --> 01:10:41.079 Know, oh, it'd be awful. That's kind of the thing. 1441 01:10:41.119 --> 01:10:46.119 I guess where I why I oppose you know, real 1442 01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:51.880 songs as opposed to your own stuff is because you 1443 01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:54.680 know at some point that's gonna happen. 1444 01:10:55.439 --> 01:10:57.920 I think, well, we've learned from WW it's going to 1445 01:10:58.000 --> 01:11:00.720 happen for the purposes of vhs just tribution or a 1446 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:04.000 home video distribution because you have to pay for every instance. 1447 01:11:04.359 --> 01:11:07.560 But like AW pays for it, and it's it's pretty 1448 01:11:07.560 --> 01:11:10.920 brilliant and anybody they've they've paid for music for it 1449 01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:14.039 becomes an absolutely essential part of like why people get 1450 01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:14.880 excited to see them. 1451 01:11:15.760 --> 01:11:19.760 And and if if AW goes out of business, are 1452 01:11:19.840 --> 01:11:24.760 they do the rights go to the of the owner 1453 01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:26.159 the rights. 1454 01:11:27.560 --> 01:11:29.399 Because they don't, I mean, they distribute DVD. 1455 01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:30.159 So that's a good question. 1456 01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:32.600 I've never watched an AW DVD, but just as like 1457 01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:35.239 kind of like a nod to you know, the demographic 1458 01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:37.640 of their fan base, they still put out DVDs, and 1459 01:11:37.720 --> 01:11:39.600 I don't know, I wish someone in the Solar system 1460 01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:41.079 would write to us and let us know that if 1461 01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:43.199 you buy an AW DVD, if the music is dubbed over, 1462 01:11:43.239 --> 01:11:46.359 i'd imagine. But but but other than that, they don't 1463 01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:48.319 have a streaming service. They don't have a place, you 1464 01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:50.359 know what I mean, right where you watch it more 1465 01:11:50.399 --> 01:11:53.039 than once, where they're redistributing it. And that's where the 1466 01:11:53.279 --> 01:11:56.199 royalties start kicking in, where you're making new money off 1467 01:11:56.279 --> 01:11:56.560 that event. 1468 01:11:56.640 --> 01:11:58.199 Well, you can, you can get it off of can't 1469 01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:00.359 you get can't you get them off a bleacher? You can? 1470 01:12:00.520 --> 01:12:00.920 You cannot. 1471 01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:01.439 You can order it. 1472 01:12:01.479 --> 01:12:03.960 But but pay per view replays are just like live. 1473 01:12:04.239 --> 01:12:07.119 It doesn't that. That's not the same thing as repackaging 1474 01:12:07.159 --> 01:12:11.439 it months later and putting a new discrete product on 1475 01:12:11.479 --> 01:12:15.279 the shelf with the song that the replays for some reason, 1476 01:12:15.399 --> 01:12:18.319 like if you order a UFC replay and they play 1477 01:12:18.359 --> 01:12:19.960 real music, you know, the guys can pick their music. 1478 01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:20.520 For the most part. 1479 01:12:20.560 --> 01:12:22.640 You can always hear the original on a UFC replay. 1480 01:12:22.760 --> 01:12:24.920 But if you watch it on like their streaming service 1481 01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:26.880 ninety days after the pay per view, or if they 1482 01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:30.239 replay the matches on ESPN or whatever TV station they're with, 1483 01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:32.119 that they cut the music out. 1484 01:12:33.279 --> 01:12:34.439 So what the fuck is the point? 1485 01:12:35.920 --> 01:12:36.239 I don't know. 1486 01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:40.640 I mean, if you can't, if you can't have the 1487 01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:46.520 experience day in and day out, what's the point it 1488 01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:51.159 gets people over? I mean, if it's the song that 1489 01:12:51.239 --> 01:12:52.880 gets you over and not what you do in the 1490 01:12:53.000 --> 01:12:55.680 and the damn thing, then you know, then there's a problem. 1491 01:12:55.760 --> 01:12:56.840 Good point, there's a problem. 1492 01:12:57.000 --> 01:12:59.079 But I think you w showed us WWF kind of 1493 01:12:59.159 --> 01:13:01.680 showed us already that no matter how good you are 1494 01:13:01.760 --> 01:13:04.319 in wrestling, your entrance music is thirty percent of why 1495 01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:06.479 you mean anything, Like if Cody came to WW about 1496 01:13:06.479 --> 01:13:07.840 the song, he would not be where he is today. 1497 01:13:07.920 --> 01:13:11.880 Herd stop Sure sure, Yampunk Lost called the personality thirty 1498 01:13:12.520 --> 01:13:16.039 percent less meaningful heart stop if the rock didn't have 1499 01:13:16.439 --> 01:13:20.800 punt dum boom. We have to accept that that's a 1500 01:13:21.000 --> 01:13:22.760 huge part of the reason that people come to wrestling 1501 01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:25.680 is to cheer the entrance music, if not to sing along. 1502 01:13:25.720 --> 01:13:27.520 Way, I agree with you, I agree with you, but 1503 01:13:27.720 --> 01:13:30.239 I guess that's kind of a thing. Like you talk 1504 01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:33.039 about Steve Austin and the Rock and they've got their 1505 01:13:33.079 --> 01:13:36.960 own theme music which they can have it played anyway. 1506 01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:38.520 Well, they meant to Jim Johnston, you know, I mean, 1507 01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:40.840 not everybody can have a Jim Johnston. But they tried 1508 01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:43.399 ECW like they did have Mike Awesome. They had a 1509 01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:45.039 song made just for him, like can you hear the 1510 01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:47.359 song on Peacock because they owed that one. Yeah, and 1511 01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:49.920 Dusty's music was made by an artist that they commissioned 1512 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:52.640 to do it, with the rights transferring over. 1513 01:13:54.119 --> 01:13:54.239 Right. 1514 01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:56.760 But they just started so underground, you know, they started 1515 01:13:56.840 --> 01:14:00.319 so shoestring budget. They started off so sort of punk 1516 01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:04.680 that I'm sure never occurred to them. It's like, let's 1517 01:14:04.760 --> 01:14:07.159 not give this guy a really cool song that everybody 1518 01:14:07.279 --> 01:14:10.079 knows because in six years we're gonna have a videotape deal, 1519 01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:13.159 you know, I'm not sure. Yeah, And that's that's the 1520 01:14:13.199 --> 01:14:16.600 thing about Ball. He never really fucking he never mapped 1521 01:14:16.600 --> 01:14:19.399 it out to become a national promotion. They became a 1522 01:14:19.520 --> 01:14:21.760 national promotion because they were doing such wild shit and 1523 01:14:21.880 --> 01:14:25.800 interesting shit, but he never structured the business to become 1524 01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:28.880 a national promotion. And that's really where the TNN thing 1525 01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:31.199 was such an awkward fit, because it was like they 1526 01:14:31.239 --> 01:14:33.239 were still trying to run the promotion the way they 1527 01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:36.079 ran it when they, you know, were had a stitch 1528 01:14:36.159 --> 01:14:39.199 together the network of syndicated television and we're on in 1529 01:14:39.239 --> 01:14:41.840 the middle of the night, and they were happy with 1530 01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:44.439 four hundred people buying tickets, you know, because they didn't 1531 01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:47.119 run buildings that could handlem any more than that anyway, right, right, 1532 01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:49.760 And when they get to the point where it should 1533 01:14:49.800 --> 01:14:53.039 be a step change, they really didn't have They didn't 1534 01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:55.520 really reconstitute the business, in my opinion, to be prepared 1535 01:14:55.560 --> 01:14:59.199 to start addressing all of the new demands that being 1536 01:14:59.199 --> 01:15:01.960 a bigger promotion acquired. Yeah, so again the ring and 1537 01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:03.920 sign guy, remember sign Guy Dudley, Well, now he is 1538 01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:07.159 Louis Dangerously Boss, so fucking. 1539 01:15:07.279 --> 01:15:12.520 I'm sure his face is past. I fucking can't, I cannot. 1540 01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:15.880 He's there, dresses Polly and the Dangerous aligns days with 1541 01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:18.880 the hat and the cell phone and the blazer, and 1542 01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:21.960 he grabs the mic from the ring announcer Bob Bartees. 1543 01:15:22.000 --> 01:15:24.000 By the way, the original ring announcer and voice of 1544 01:15:24.039 --> 01:15:27.119 BCW had left ECW the year before, apparently because he 1545 01:15:27.159 --> 01:15:30.439 couldn't get his flights reimbursed. So Stephen Dangel was style 1546 01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:34.199 holding the stick. C W Anderson and Danny Doring are 1547 01:15:34.239 --> 01:15:36.399 in the ring at this point in time, and Louis Dangerously, 1548 01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:38.760 who was sort of like their ring leader, is gesturing 1549 01:15:38.800 --> 01:15:42.239 at fans and saying, I think you're in dan I 1550 01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:44.479 think everyone in dan Berry has to shut up art 1551 01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:46.520 about now. I've got an important announcement I'd like to make. 1552 01:15:46.760 --> 01:15:48.439 They start chaining, asshole, and he says, tonight, I can 1553 01:15:48.479 --> 01:15:50.800 proclaim myself as the hottest entity in professional wrestling today 1554 01:15:50.800 --> 01:15:52.600 because I am the only one with enough guts to 1555 01:15:52.680 --> 01:15:55.520 name a pay per view after himself, and I can 1556 01:15:55.600 --> 01:15:57.119 do that because my name just happens to be and 1557 01:15:57.199 --> 01:16:00.359 they cut him off. That was before my name is 1558 01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:03.199 Paul Hayman, but he basically just said it. My name is, yeah, 1559 01:16:03.560 --> 01:16:06.279 right right, my name just happens to be. And they 1560 01:16:06.359 --> 01:16:08.520 scream and there's blow horns going off and stuff, and says, 1561 01:16:08.520 --> 01:16:09.960 if you don't keep your mouth shut, I'll send c. W. 1562 01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:11.960 Anderson out there to slap you all right in the face. 1563 01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:16.399 And my name just happens to be. It pauses again 1564 01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:19.000 and hits them with louis Dangerously and tonight I present 1565 01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:22.039 to you beautiful Billy Wilds, who is part of the 1566 01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:24.840 Dangerous Alliance in ECW as well. They enforcer c W 1567 01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:28.159 Anderson my Dangerous Alliance and c W hits the c 1568 01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:32.079 W hand sign looking looking like Scott Hudson. 1569 01:16:35.239 --> 01:16:36.920 So fucking true. I didn't even think of that. 1570 01:16:37.640 --> 01:16:39.840 And then Dora's out with Electron Roadkills, so they're not 1571 01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:42.000 in the Dangerous Alliance that are posing the Dangerous Alliance. 1572 01:16:42.000 --> 01:16:45.960 I misspoke there, Yeah, road killed the angry almised chicken plucker. 1573 01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:51.079 By oh god, by the they're the new the new 1574 01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:52.960 dangerous alliance. Thank you, Yes I do. 1575 01:16:53.039 --> 01:16:55.199 I'm straight Hayman. Hayman should know better. 1576 01:16:55.560 --> 01:17:02.239 I agree. You can't call something new, it just sucks. 1577 01:17:02.359 --> 01:17:04.199 What about the New Rockers though, isn't that an exception? 1578 01:17:04.600 --> 01:17:08.239 You're saying absolutely totally new Rockers are totally different. 1579 01:17:08.119 --> 01:17:14.800 NEWNN, the new Uh, the new Blackjacks, New Coke Money, 1580 01:17:17.000 --> 01:17:22.880 the new Steve Austin, the new kids on the block. Oh. 1581 01:17:22.920 --> 01:17:24.319 You know who gets pissed off of the new kids 1582 01:17:24.359 --> 01:17:26.600 on the block. John Sorrow. 1583 01:17:27.079 --> 01:17:29.079 He doesn't like them, Well, he doesn't. 1584 01:17:29.159 --> 01:17:32.479 He doesn't like them because he doesn't. He can't stand 1585 01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:36.199 they call themselves new kids on the block. Still, I 1586 01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:39.039 try to say, I tried to. Yeah, I try to explain. Well, 1587 01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:41.720 it's just you know, it's their brand, Dad, Yeah, like 1588 01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:42.359 the Young Bucks. 1589 01:17:42.399 --> 01:17:44.359 They're going to be well, they don't right themselves anymore, 1590 01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:46.840 but they're gonna be the Young Bucks even though they're 1591 01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:53.520 forty wow something like that. But they call themselves Matthew 1592 01:17:53.600 --> 01:17:57.199 Nicholas Jackson now that they're more heels. A fan is 1593 01:17:57.279 --> 01:17:59.520 ide'ed as a cougar tries to kiss Danny Doring. An 1594 01:17:59.560 --> 01:18:02.359 electric gets between them, screaming and her tight silver dress 1595 01:18:02.479 --> 01:18:05.279 she's all pissed off that someone's hitting on dooring, So 1596 01:18:05.359 --> 01:18:08.439 that's the that's the angle here or the gimmick. She's 1597 01:18:08.479 --> 01:18:11.960 protective that we hear of the Dana Conda and I 1598 01:18:12.000 --> 01:18:16.000 think we both know what that is. Ah cock upskirt 1599 01:18:16.079 --> 01:18:18.279 cam as she steps into the ring, and Cyrus is 1600 01:18:19.399 --> 01:18:23.319 calling for the upskirt cam despite his earlier protestations about 1601 01:18:23.399 --> 01:18:28.800 raunch hunt Ynny. The music is dubbed over Danny during 1602 01:18:28.880 --> 01:18:31.319 used to come out to a song called super bon 1603 01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:34.399 Bond by a group called Soul Coughing. And if I 1604 01:18:34.520 --> 01:18:36.399 was going back and researching these songs trying to remember, 1605 01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:37.840 and it's like it comes right back to you. Man, 1606 01:18:37.880 --> 01:18:39.760 you hear these songs again, you feel like you're watching 1607 01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:42.000 ECW at the time. It's like, oh my god, I've 1608 01:18:42.000 --> 01:18:43.479 had this beat my head my whole life, and I 1609 01:18:43.560 --> 01:18:46.600 have no fucking idea where it came from. Super crazy 1610 01:18:46.680 --> 01:18:52.039 song and like I have that like in my head 1611 01:18:52.119 --> 01:18:53.560 and I have no idea where it comes from. And 1612 01:18:53.600 --> 01:18:55.479 then I watched this stuff again, I'm like, oh my god, 1613 01:18:55.520 --> 01:18:57.640 that's probably it. That's probably the genesis of it. 1614 01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:00.399 It's funny. Three or two from. 1615 01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:03.279 Lancaster Pensylvania, the angry Amish warrior. Roadkill stands in the 1616 01:19:03.279 --> 01:19:05.479 middle rope in the center. You know, he wouldn't stand 1617 01:19:05.479 --> 01:19:06.840 in the corner. He'd stand in the middle of the 1618 01:19:06.920 --> 01:19:08.920 ropes to show he was athletic or something like that, 1619 01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:17.319 looking like jelly roll out there, Oh Dorgan, Roadkill versus 1620 01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:18.840 beautiful Billy Wiles and C. W. 1621 01:19:19.079 --> 01:19:19.479 Anderson. 1622 01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:20.000 C W. 1623 01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:22.159 Anderson, by the way, did get the blessing of Gene 1624 01:19:22.159 --> 01:19:25.960 and only Anderson as he broke in in North Carolina 1625 01:19:26.000 --> 01:19:29.079 based independence and was an early friend of Steve Corinos. 1626 01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:31.119 Because Steve Carono actually lived in North Carolina for a 1627 01:19:31.159 --> 01:19:33.159 brief period of time in the beginning of his career, 1628 01:19:33.600 --> 01:19:36.560 had linked up with C. W. Anderson and helped get 1629 01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:38.199 him into the company as at ECW as a matter 1630 01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:40.520 of fact, and Karino for his own right before we 1631 01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:42.239 move off of him, I mean, we failed to mention. 1632 01:19:42.720 --> 01:19:44.479 Did you remember that angle in ninety six when Crush 1633 01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:46.279 came back from prison and he pulled a fan over 1634 01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:47.760 the front row and beat the shit out of him. 1635 01:19:48.359 --> 01:19:51.399 I don't remember that exactly, but I remember I remember 1636 01:19:51.479 --> 01:19:54.279 a Crush being that gimmick there, the guy he beat 1637 01:19:54.399 --> 01:19:55.199 up with Steve Carino. 1638 01:19:56.000 --> 01:19:58.039 No shit, did they hire as an extra to stand 1639 01:19:58.079 --> 01:19:59.439 in the crowd and act like a mark for the 1640 01:19:59.479 --> 01:20:01.920 whole two a half hour taping, screaming at all the heels, 1641 01:20:01.960 --> 01:20:04.560 hearing all the baby faces, so that when Chrush came out, 1642 01:20:04.560 --> 01:20:06.000 they think he was a real fan and he'd snatch 1643 01:20:06.079 --> 01:20:06.640 him over the rail. 1644 01:20:08.960 --> 01:20:11.640 That's crazy, all right, Good good for him, I guess. 1645 01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:14.079 And he spent time in the you know, like the 1646 01:20:14.119 --> 01:20:16.279 Funk and dojo and Dory Funk and Tom Pritchard set 1647 01:20:16.359 --> 01:20:19.319 up a training camp with WWF and a warehouse in Connecticut, 1648 01:20:19.359 --> 01:20:21.039 and that's where Kurt was trained, and Edge came in 1649 01:20:21.159 --> 01:20:23.239 and went through there, and we know that whole circuit. A. 1650 01:20:23.319 --> 01:20:26.359 Rocky got his early workouts there as well, and Karino 1651 01:20:26.439 --> 01:20:28.560 got brought up there aslong, with Christopher Daniels and Devin 1652 01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:31.319 Storm and some others because they were starting to recruit 1653 01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:34.680 for their ill fated light heavyweight division, which we remember 1654 01:20:34.720 --> 01:20:37.680 them introducing in nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, as they felt 1655 01:20:37.720 --> 01:20:42.399 around desperately to match WCW's cruiserweight division, and Takimi Chinoko 1656 01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:44.359 of course became the champion, and they were kind of 1657 01:20:44.399 --> 01:20:47.560 sourcing talent for that big tournament they had and Karino 1658 01:20:47.680 --> 01:20:50.720 Nord Daniels ended up getting signed from that, but for 1659 01:20:50.800 --> 01:20:53.159 a while Steve Corino would would be going up on 1660 01:20:53.279 --> 01:20:56.399 a regular basis to WWF shots to do jobs as 1661 01:20:56.399 --> 01:20:59.239 an enhancement talent, and actually made quite a few connections there. 1662 01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:01.439 End up going to work for them in a training 1663 01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:05.880 capacity years after RECW closed. So c W Anderson Roadkill 1664 01:21:05.880 --> 01:21:08.119 get the match started. A CW throws the left hand 1665 01:21:08.159 --> 01:21:09.880 and they make a lot out of him using his left. 1666 01:21:09.840 --> 01:21:15.840 Ew W and that's funny. 1667 01:21:16.600 --> 01:21:19.600 The new c W Anderson was it wasn't SmackDown on CW. 1668 01:21:20.279 --> 01:21:22.920 That's true. That's true. Was on the CW Roadkill. 1669 01:21:22.680 --> 01:21:24.479 Whips him in c W ducks, but caught in a 1670 01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:26.720 boss man or as they call it, a dirt road slam. 1671 01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:29.960 I mean to me also, by the way, I didn't 1672 01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:32.520 really I don't think. I say we've reached a real level. 1673 01:21:33.039 --> 01:21:39.560 When Hayman is kind of like I don't know if 1674 01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:44.600 he's making fun of himself or if he's like when 1675 01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:47.920 when when he's made basically booked his own double, it's 1676 01:21:48.039 --> 01:21:49.319 just weird, and that's not a good sign. 1677 01:21:49.920 --> 01:21:52.560 Not not all, not at all creative. Well is running dry. 1678 01:21:52.640 --> 01:21:57.840 Perhaps one may see because everyone would imitate Paul and 1679 01:21:57.880 --> 01:22:01.079 I'd imagine one time he heard right, this guy imitated 1680 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:02.079 the body did great. 1681 01:22:04.239 --> 01:22:04.560 C W. 1682 01:22:04.760 --> 01:22:07.359 Roadkill Okay, yes, dirt road slam gets two on CW 1683 01:22:07.640 --> 01:22:09.600 and then roadkill slam CW with the front power slam 1684 01:22:09.640 --> 01:22:11.600 in the corner, goes up for a mid springboard elbow. 1685 01:22:11.680 --> 01:22:15.720 Cyrus says that roadkill has deceptive strength, and the kind 1686 01:22:15.760 --> 01:22:17.640 of deceptive strength you get from a lot of manual 1687 01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:21.600 labor on the farm doing god knows what else and 1688 01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:26.880 Intercourse Pennsylvania, Oh God, Dorian wilds now tackle. Dorian grabs 1689 01:22:27.079 --> 01:22:29.439 his crotch because it's two thousand a hiptos, but he 1690 01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:31.640 misses nailbow drop and Bill Wiles with the arm drag 1691 01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:32.640 alo ricky steamboat. 1692 01:22:32.720 --> 01:22:34.439 Cyrus says, I wouldn't go by the way. Nobody told 1693 01:22:34.479 --> 01:22:37.239 me that Jake Roberts and JK. Simmons were working security 1694 01:22:37.279 --> 01:22:37.720 in the show. 1695 01:22:39.079 --> 01:22:43.199 I saw, Yeah, I missed that memo too. Billy Wiles 1696 01:22:43.279 --> 01:22:44.600 was a guy who was like on the ECW ring 1697 01:22:44.680 --> 01:22:46.680 truck crew for years and years and they finally let 1698 01:22:46.760 --> 01:22:48.520 him wrestle. A lot of the guys that trained with 1699 01:22:48.760 --> 01:22:51.399 Taz and Perry Satterd and the ECW dojo would be 1700 01:22:51.560 --> 01:22:53.439 like Team Taz guys that would come out like with 1701 01:22:53.520 --> 01:22:56.079 the jumpsuits and be Team Taz and they'd also drive 1702 01:22:56.119 --> 01:22:58.000 the ring truck around. Danny Dorring spent quite a bit 1703 01:22:58.000 --> 01:23:00.439 of time driving the ECW ring truck around, putting one 1704 01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:02.880 time to a Boston show where on the stopover he 1705 01:23:02.960 --> 01:23:04.920 swears he saw Paul Hayman pull out a w W 1706 01:23:05.039 --> 01:23:07.880 headquarters with Vince McMahon and the white Corvette. That Haymn 1707 01:23:08.000 --> 01:23:10.760 was so spooped that he was seen leaving Titan Towers 1708 01:23:11.159 --> 01:23:13.720 that he insisted on getting together with Doring and whoever 1709 01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:20.119 else he was with later. What exactly did you see? Yeah, exactly, 1710 01:23:20.680 --> 01:23:22.199 that's what I want to know. What was your reaction 1711 01:23:22.319 --> 01:23:25.800 when you saw me come on a Titan Towers? So 1712 01:23:26.199 --> 01:23:29.640 the button chopped side burned Billy Wiles here mutton chopped, 1713 01:23:29.680 --> 01:23:33.399 I should say not button chopped, roadkill, button chopped two yes, 1714 01:23:33.680 --> 01:23:35.079 climbs as we said, in the middle of the ropes 1715 01:23:35.079 --> 01:23:37.199 and does double clothes line to both opposition, putting them 1716 01:23:37.239 --> 01:23:38.800 down the heels and are stacked up in the corner 1717 01:23:38.800 --> 01:23:40.600 and dooring Whip's roadkill in for a splash, and then 1718 01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:43.600 Doring drop kicks Billy. Danny Doring then does that bare back, 1719 01:23:43.640 --> 01:23:46.720 which is kind of like a leaping reverse stunner, like, yeah, 1720 01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:48.520 having you in front of me instead of behind you 1721 01:23:49.279 --> 01:23:51.239 doing then launches off of a roadkill's back on all 1722 01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:53.119 fours and planches onto all four on the outside of 1723 01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:55.079 the ring back enduring with the right hand on c W. 1724 01:23:55.199 --> 01:23:57.680 Whipp's verse drop down, and Billy Wiles comes in with 1725 01:23:57.720 --> 01:24:00.199 a mist lariat but catches Danny Doring in a hilt. 1726 01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:03.000 A World Power slam for two referre John Finnegan presiding 1727 01:24:03.079 --> 01:24:04.880 by the way is. 1728 01:24:04.880 --> 01:24:06.720 By the way? Is beautiful Billy Wiles a play on 1729 01:24:06.840 --> 01:24:09.960 beautiful Bobby Eaton. I would think it is, yes, So 1730 01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:11.720 because they were both part of the Dangerous Alliance. 1731 01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:14.600 Yeah, they did a lot of that for sure. Originally, 1732 01:24:14.880 --> 01:24:17.479 according to Danny Doring, they wanted Dooring to do kind 1733 01:24:17.479 --> 01:24:21.319 of like a ravishing Rick Rude Dangerous Alliance gimmick and 1734 01:24:21.399 --> 01:24:24.520 be part of the alliance and then shifted around. That 1735 01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:26.479 was like Tommy Dreamer's idea, and then Paul didn't like that, 1736 01:24:27.720 --> 01:24:29.640 so c W with a chicken wing slam sit out 1737 01:24:29.840 --> 01:24:32.279 kind of thing that gets two kind of like hammer 1738 01:24:32.319 --> 01:24:34.840 locks the arm before he sit sits out with the slam, 1739 01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:37.399 and they awful. So they go on and on about 1740 01:24:37.399 --> 01:24:39.399 how the Andersons were famed for the hammer lock and 1741 01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:41.920 work in the arm and then slamming people on the arm, 1742 01:24:42.000 --> 01:24:44.800 and they act like he's c W. Anderson is taking 1743 01:24:44.840 --> 01:24:47.199 this to a whole new mind blowing level because he 1744 01:24:47.239 --> 01:24:49.439 sits on his ass when he drops the guy instead 1745 01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:52.159 of just drops him. You know, that's a revolutionary that's 1746 01:24:52.159 --> 01:24:55.399 innovative that you gotta love that about pro wrestling. Sitting 1747 01:24:55.439 --> 01:24:57.720 out with something I know, like it's like. 1748 01:24:57.840 --> 01:25:01.119 Ooh, he sat out. He was like the laziest fucking 1749 01:25:01.159 --> 01:25:01.680 thing in the world. 1750 01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:04.600 Yeah, why would you do that to your own ass bone? 1751 01:25:04.640 --> 01:25:06.800 Just drop the guy in his head? Like right, why 1752 01:25:06.880 --> 01:25:09.680 you're worried about sitting down yourself. It's kind of weird. 1753 01:25:10.079 --> 01:25:14.279 So doing turns into the corner with some chomps. There's 1754 01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:16.000 some woos they're not afraid to do Rick lair woos 1755 01:25:16.039 --> 01:25:18.159 and e CW crowds back then and then he double 1756 01:25:18.279 --> 01:25:20.199 hits an exploder suplex, lift him and flips him for two. 1757 01:25:20.520 --> 01:25:22.840 Wiles comes in. Cyrus says this is many of the dangerous, 1758 01:25:23.159 --> 01:25:27.119 dangerously teams cutting and cutting and ring and half strategy 1759 01:25:27.199 --> 01:25:32.640 here on display and watch tapes. Okay, don't try to 1760 01:25:32.680 --> 01:25:33.960 watch tapes, and Joey says. 1761 01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:36.279 Is funny there here this is. Yeah. I didn't have 1762 01:25:36.319 --> 01:25:37.920 the response, but I hope that up. 1763 01:25:37.840 --> 01:25:40.439 To that tell us the hallmark of many of dangerous 1764 01:25:40.520 --> 01:25:44.159 these teams, tremendous team one cutting the ring and half. 1765 01:25:44.680 --> 01:25:46.239 Many of dangerously these teams. 1766 01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:47.800 It's only tag teams. 1767 01:25:47.880 --> 01:25:48.640 What are you talking about? 1768 01:25:49.840 --> 01:25:53.960 Don't you ever watch old tapes? You ever watched old tapes? 1769 01:25:54.039 --> 01:25:55.760 That's such a wrestling phrase, old tapes. 1770 01:25:56.239 --> 01:25:56.439 Yep. 1771 01:25:57.159 --> 01:25:59.000 Yeah, because he's making reference to Ball Hayman. But you're 1772 01:25:59.000 --> 01:25:59.800 not supposed to, I guess. 1773 01:26:00.239 --> 01:26:00.279 So. 1774 01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:03.119 Wiles lifts and drops Dooring on its head with the 1775 01:26:03.159 --> 01:26:06.079 back suplex with a light tap from CW on a 1776 01:26:06.119 --> 01:26:09.680 double team attempt. Then CW is throwing on dooring, Irish 1777 01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:12.520 whip and hiptosis block Dooring with the g spot sweep, 1778 01:26:12.560 --> 01:26:14.319 which is the stroke that Jeff Jarrett used to do 1779 01:26:14.399 --> 01:26:19.479 basically but like a Russian leg sweep to roadkill comes 1780 01:26:19.520 --> 01:26:21.560 in for the bumping feed emphasis on feed as. 1781 01:26:21.479 --> 01:26:25.479 It regards this fucking gargantuan bitch. 1782 01:26:25.439 --> 01:26:27.439 In a sidewalk slam on Billy Wiles and a tk 1783 01:26:27.520 --> 01:26:29.800 O and c W Anderson the Amish drop. That was 1784 01:26:29.840 --> 01:26:31.479 another thing, like you do the t k O and 1785 01:26:31.640 --> 01:26:33.880 WWF when they when it's like you can't kick out 1786 01:26:33.920 --> 01:26:37.600 of that WWF Man Peer four brawl corner mounts punches 1787 01:26:37.640 --> 01:26:40.279 to the flying c W low blows and Roadkill is 1788 01:26:40.319 --> 01:26:42.079 dumped over to the floor from the top rope, which 1789 01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:44.079 is a pretty bad fall for him. Man of his 1790 01:26:44.239 --> 01:26:46.840 size Wiles into the buckling dumps the line, catches the 1791 01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:49.520 fourth catapulds dooring into c W who super kicks him? 1792 01:26:49.680 --> 01:26:53.239 And how were they cheering for that stupid fucking Omish gimmick. 1793 01:26:54.000 --> 01:26:55.800 I don't know, man, I never thought it over. 1794 01:26:57.079 --> 01:26:58.960 I mean, then why is he on TV? 1795 01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:02.239 Because he can he can do top rope splashes and 1796 01:27:02.319 --> 01:27:06.239 he's fat, soa can my mom? Well, she wasn't available. 1797 01:27:06.359 --> 01:27:07.960 They weren't booking women that way back then. 1798 01:27:08.680 --> 01:27:09.840 Should have I would have done it. 1799 01:27:10.560 --> 01:27:14.760 So yes, let's see, there's the superkick door and falls 1800 01:27:14.800 --> 01:27:16.640 back in for a one to two, a late kickout 1801 01:27:16.800 --> 01:27:21.079 as some Roadkill was kind of slow breaking up the count. 1802 01:27:21.479 --> 01:27:23.920 So then c W whips I'll say, definitely very slow. 1803 01:27:23.920 --> 01:27:24.439 I've heard that. 1804 01:27:24.960 --> 01:27:26.720 Standing dooring hitt of the ropes hits the spine buster 1805 01:27:26.840 --> 01:27:29.520 and it goes for it rather his patented spinebuster channeling 1806 01:27:29.560 --> 01:27:32.159 arn Anderson, but its sidestepped. And then Danny Doring does 1807 01:27:32.199 --> 01:27:34.800 the double underhook lift into a DDT which he called 1808 01:27:34.840 --> 01:27:37.720 the wambam. Thank you, ma'am gets a one two as 1809 01:27:37.760 --> 01:27:39.760 Wiles makes the save and it breaks down here a 1810 01:27:39.840 --> 01:27:42.800 corner to corner. Danny Doring hits the corner, lifts the 1811 01:27:42.800 --> 01:27:44.439 foot of the charge and then they do the heart 1812 01:27:44.479 --> 01:27:48.439 attack finish, but except that Dooring comes off the middle 1813 01:27:48.479 --> 01:27:50.479 rope instead of leaping off the canvas like Brett used 1814 01:27:50.479 --> 01:27:53.920 to do. Right, they call it the Lancaster Lariat of lust. 1815 01:27:56.239 --> 01:27:56.720 That's one thing. 1816 01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.800 Then god ecw didn't overdue naming moves. That was one 1817 01:27:59.840 --> 01:28:03.680 thing I was always doing for Danny Joring climbs as 1818 01:28:03.720 --> 01:28:06.840 this Roadkill. There's a keating leg dropped by Danny Doring 1819 01:28:06.880 --> 01:28:08.720 and then Roadkill comes up and he's supposed to jump 1820 01:28:08.760 --> 01:28:11.880 off too, but Electra suddenly turns on Roadkill and crotches 1821 01:28:11.920 --> 01:28:14.800 him on the top rope. And then Louis Dangerous turns 1822 01:28:14.840 --> 01:28:17.359 on find with the phone and c W. Spine busts 1823 01:28:17.439 --> 01:28:19.439 him for the one, two, and the three. The New 1824 01:28:19.479 --> 01:28:22.640 Dangerous Alliance team of C. W. Anderson and Bill Wilds Toe, 1825 01:28:22.760 --> 01:28:25.119 Danny Doring and roadkill in seven minutes and twenty three seconds. 1826 01:28:25.119 --> 01:28:29.239 Here at ECW, Living Dangerously, Electra is now a heel. 1827 01:28:31.159 --> 01:28:33.079 I know you were deeply intrigued by at the time. 1828 01:28:33.520 --> 01:28:37.479 I didn't care then, I don't care now. I don't 1829 01:28:37.520 --> 01:28:38.319 know what she is. 1830 01:28:39.159 --> 01:28:42.159 I find out a little bit more later, which I regret, 1831 01:28:42.279 --> 01:28:44.520 but yeah, she has a lot to say. Real named 1832 01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:46.880 Donna Adamo from New York. 1833 01:28:47.000 --> 01:28:50.319 Donna a dummy? Is that what you said? Said, Donna 1834 01:28:50.359 --> 01:28:50.720 a dummy? 1835 01:28:50.800 --> 01:28:53.960 Dummy? Yeah, that's right. She was known for her parents, 1836 01:28:54.039 --> 01:28:56.319 according to Wikipedia, at least in the Sopranos as about 1837 01:28:56.319 --> 01:28:59.640 a ban girl work, you know, sort of like a coyote. 1838 01:28:59.680 --> 01:29:01.239 I'm a waitress, I think. 1839 01:29:01.760 --> 01:29:04.840 Like I said it, you know, name anyone from that 1840 01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:08.319 from the Trice area was fucking in the about a 1841 01:29:08.359 --> 01:29:09.439 being girl in the Sopranos. 1842 01:29:09.560 --> 01:29:13.640 Indeed, and she uh, she was a go go girl 1843 01:29:13.840 --> 01:29:15.520 working with go go bars. And she would, I guess, 1844 01:29:15.560 --> 01:29:19.560 perform oil wrestling at strip clubs. That whole thing. And 1845 01:29:19.680 --> 01:29:21.680 Paul used to run in those New York club circuits 1846 01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:23.800 in the very beginning, like Studio fifty four and stuff. 1847 01:29:23.840 --> 01:29:25.880 Wouldn't surprise me if this is somebody that she kind 1848 01:29:25.880 --> 01:29:27.119 of makes reference to it in her promo, And I 1849 01:29:27.119 --> 01:29:28.640 don't know if that's like created out of thin air, 1850 01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:31.239 that she has a history with Paul Hayman that basically 1851 01:29:31.439 --> 01:29:33.079 we'll get to it, that she was like jilted by 1852 01:29:33.159 --> 01:29:34.560 him because he promised to make her a star and 1853 01:29:34.600 --> 01:29:36.840 then left her hanging. Would surprise me if that, you know, 1854 01:29:36.840 --> 01:29:38.439 they actually ran into each other way back in the 1855 01:29:38.520 --> 01:29:41.439 day when Paul was I mean, she sucks hanging around 1856 01:29:41.520 --> 01:29:43.279 fucking strip club. It's just I have no idea where 1857 01:29:43.279 --> 01:29:44.439 they brought her in. I have no idea what they 1858 01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:45.640 saw in her, and I have no idea what they 1859 01:29:45.680 --> 01:29:48.640 gave her mic time at all. Blessed, blessed the woman's heart. 1860 01:29:48.680 --> 01:29:51.359 But it's awful. No, no, don't don't bless her at all. 1861 01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:54.119 It's not okay. It didn't even register that she even 1862 01:29:54.159 --> 01:29:56.399 turned heel watching the show until Joey starts to cry. 1863 01:29:57.680 --> 01:29:59.680 Of course, that's probably that's part of the problem. 1864 01:30:00.319 --> 01:30:02.000 They starts saying, if it wasn't for Danny dorring, she'd 1865 01:30:02.039 --> 01:30:05.640 still just be a rat in the crowd. Oh, Sarah says, 1866 01:30:05.720 --> 01:30:08.520 can you drop the K five lingo? No one understands, 1867 01:30:08.600 --> 01:30:12.840 Oh my god, he's great at that. And then they 1868 01:30:12.920 --> 01:30:16.159 talk about how Blue always gets the hottest women, which 1869 01:30:16.199 --> 01:30:19.640 is supposed to just make pop Polly, and that's what 1870 01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:23.279 we've seen here tonight, Cyrus declares. So we go backstage 1871 01:30:23.279 --> 01:30:25.079 and the Impact Player is Just Incredible and land Storm 1872 01:30:25.119 --> 01:30:27.079 along with their valet Don Marie, are doing a vignette, 1873 01:30:27.079 --> 01:30:29.720 and Storm says, what's the promo? Says, we got ripped 1874 01:30:29.760 --> 01:30:31.760 off in Cincinnati. Nobody walks out here except the Impact 1875 01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:34.279 Players champions ripped off of course, and losing the tag 1876 01:30:34.359 --> 01:30:36.840 titles to a Raven and Mike Awesome. Credible says, we're 1877 01:30:36.840 --> 01:30:38.760 not just going to make a promise. He did way 1878 01:30:38.800 --> 01:30:41.720 too many hand motions when Just Incredible talks way too many. 1879 01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:43.920 I mean, the hands are going like you would not believe. 1880 01:30:44.079 --> 01:30:46.199 I know, I know what's going on there. I don't 1881 01:30:46.199 --> 01:30:46.840 know what's up with that. 1882 01:30:47.079 --> 01:30:48.439 All I know is he said in his book that 1883 01:30:48.600 --> 01:30:50.600 he one of the rules, one of the things he 1884 01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:53.359 insisted on when he became ECW World Champion is that 1885 01:30:53.520 --> 01:30:55.840 lines of coke be prepared for him in his dressing room, 1886 01:30:55.920 --> 01:30:57.680 his private dressing room before he went out, so he 1887 01:30:57.760 --> 01:31:00.239 could always count on a line to sniff before he 1888 01:31:00.279 --> 01:31:00.920 parted the curtain. 1889 01:31:01.800 --> 01:31:02.520 Jesus Christ. 1890 01:31:02.960 --> 01:31:05.199 And look, we saw him at Russell Cohn and he's fine. 1891 01:31:06.039 --> 01:31:10.000 Totally fine, normal looking guy, no problems whatsoever. 1892 01:31:10.840 --> 01:31:15.000 Tonight. We're making a guarantee, he says, we're going to 1893 01:31:15.359 --> 01:31:17.880 win the championships. He's bobbing around like a fucking toy 1894 01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:21.079 back there. Guarantee two time champs. Now, that's the coolest, 1895 01:31:21.119 --> 01:31:24.239 the best in Storm says, that's a guarantee from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. 1896 01:31:24.319 --> 01:31:26.239 That my friend is just incredible. They do the pose 1897 01:31:27.279 --> 01:31:29.520 and they cut this out of the Peacack peacock version, 1898 01:31:29.560 --> 01:31:34.600 but here peact they start showing, you know, the dates 1899 01:31:34.600 --> 01:31:37.239 for upcoming house shows, including the Worcester Palladium home schedule, 1900 01:31:37.840 --> 01:31:39.800 as well as the Ice Center and sail in New Hampshire. 1901 01:31:40.079 --> 01:31:42.079 What's the fucking Worcester Palladium? You never been? 1902 01:31:42.880 --> 01:31:44.680 No, where's that Milton, Worcester. 1903 01:31:45.159 --> 01:31:46.960 I don't know, I know that, I mean where in Worster. 1904 01:31:47.039 --> 01:31:48.880 I don't know how to describe the part of the city. 1905 01:31:48.880 --> 01:31:50.520 It's in I went to an ECW show there once. 1906 01:31:51.359 --> 01:31:53.119 It's like one of those venues where like it's all 1907 01:31:53.199 --> 01:31:55.479 seats and in the stage with a curtain behind it. 1908 01:31:56.239 --> 01:31:57.640 They put the ring on the stage, but there's no 1909 01:31:57.760 --> 01:31:58.520 fans behind them. 1910 01:31:58.520 --> 01:32:00.359 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really range. 1911 01:32:00.880 --> 01:32:03.479 I remember ICP used to go there all the time. Yeah, 1912 01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:08.319 it's kind of like a very ECW venue, definitely. But 1913 01:32:08.399 --> 01:32:09.880 they were going to the Ice Center in Salem, New 1914 01:32:09.880 --> 01:32:11.520 Hampshire for TV T being You ever been there? 1915 01:32:12.319 --> 01:32:13.840 No, I have not been there. I don't know where 1916 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:16.920 that is, CANDUs, I think of what's that, I think 1917 01:32:16.960 --> 01:32:19.039 of where that would be. I don't know. 1918 01:32:19.760 --> 01:32:22.960 If you don't know, you don't know. It's Kansas City, Missouri. 1919 01:32:23.319 --> 01:32:25.760 They're about to debut there in Wichitak, Kansas as well. 1920 01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:28.439 They were about Tape TV and Richmond, Virginia. They're going 1921 01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:31.520 over the place April first, Norfolk, April sixth, Cleveland, April seventh, 1922 01:32:31.600 --> 01:32:33.840 Warn Ohio, the April eighth to Tape TV in Buffalo, 1923 01:32:34.039 --> 01:32:37.119 then April thirteenth to Indianapolis and April fourteenth to Evansville. 1924 01:32:37.880 --> 01:32:40.880 They were booked solid man, with no fucking clue, with 1925 01:32:41.000 --> 01:32:42.359 no plan, just book. 1926 01:32:42.199 --> 01:32:44.800 Solid and you got insane. Good for them. 1927 01:32:44.960 --> 01:32:46.439 Joey tells everybody you ca get you free e cw 1928 01:32:46.600 --> 01:32:49.000 brchandise catalog by sending a dollar for shipping and handling 1929 01:32:49.600 --> 01:32:52.119 to the address on your screen. Simon Diamond makes his entrance, 1930 01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:53.920 and that's also cut out of the Peacock version because 1931 01:32:53.920 --> 01:32:57.039 it contains a song Drain but by a band called 1932 01:32:57.119 --> 01:32:59.119 Drane Sith, which, as Simon says. 1933 01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:00.640 Uh, then. 1934 01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:06.119 Here's my other song that I didn't know. I knew 1935 01:33:07.079 --> 01:33:09.800 until I watched this again. He had a great song, 1936 01:33:10.800 --> 01:33:13.840 kid Rock. They also kept Kid Cash. They also cut 1937 01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:15.640 his entrance out of the Peacock version because he used 1938 01:33:15.640 --> 01:33:17.399 to come out to Bob with tabab By kid Rock. 1939 01:33:18.960 --> 01:33:21.800 So there you go, all wonderful. Thanks. 1940 01:33:22.039 --> 01:33:23.720 Kid Cash were kind dressed like kid Rock as well, 1941 01:33:23.760 --> 01:33:24.800 with the hat and the leather pants. 1942 01:33:27.920 --> 01:33:30.439 Who's the Who's the who's the the? The the skinny 1943 01:33:30.479 --> 01:33:31.720 dweed guy with the red hair. 1944 01:33:32.560 --> 01:33:35.479 You know, he didn't really have much of a tenure there, 1945 01:33:35.720 --> 01:33:37.960 so I don't I can't tell you very much about him. 1946 01:33:38.319 --> 01:33:39.640 He was just part of He was like supposed to 1947 01:33:39.640 --> 01:33:44.439 be like a butler and Simon's Uh. Simon's stratosphere his 1948 01:33:44.680 --> 01:33:46.600 orbit if you will. They called him Mitch, but I 1949 01:33:46.640 --> 01:33:48.279 don't know anything about the guy. I don't know where 1950 01:33:48.279 --> 01:33:51.079 he came from. I couldn't find hardly anything about the guy, 1951 01:33:51.279 --> 01:33:52.840 so all right. 1952 01:33:53.039 --> 01:33:54.840 I mean, I've always wondered because I think I've seen 1953 01:33:54.920 --> 01:33:58.000 him before and he looks like an actor that I've 1954 01:33:58.079 --> 01:34:00.880 seen in stuff, but I don't who the fuck he is. 1955 01:34:01.239 --> 01:34:03.199 There's like a red thread here where they're talking about 1956 01:34:03.199 --> 01:34:04.680 how the same thing I just talked about, how there's 1957 01:34:04.680 --> 01:34:05.680 almost nothing about the guy. 1958 01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:08.640 Really. Yeah, it's funny. 1959 01:34:10.039 --> 01:34:12.479 I don't know. It's very strange. You some of these 1960 01:34:12.520 --> 01:34:14.399 guys like we're just like hanging around, you know, and 1961 01:34:14.479 --> 01:34:18.319 they just put them on TV. Yeah, Tommy Dreamer tweeted, Apparently, 1962 01:34:18.359 --> 01:34:20.840 in twenty fourteen, I saw ECW alumni Mitch if Simon 1963 01:34:20.920 --> 01:34:24.359 Diamond Entourage on HBO's Hard Knocks. He loves sports so much. 1964 01:34:24.399 --> 01:34:25.840 Happy to see him doing his thing. I don't know 1965 01:34:25.920 --> 01:34:27.399 what he would have been on an HBO for, but 1966 01:34:28.319 --> 01:34:30.159 apparently he lived a double life. 1967 01:34:30.279 --> 01:34:30.640 I don't know. 1968 01:34:31.159 --> 01:34:33.880 Wow, So we're back in the ring, Simon Diamond and 1969 01:34:33.960 --> 01:34:35.560 Kid Cash. Simon, of course has a problem. 1970 01:34:35.600 --> 01:34:36.359 He takes the mic. 1971 01:34:37.760 --> 01:34:40.039 The match that started as Cash versus Simon Diamond, who's 1972 01:34:40.039 --> 01:34:43.359 injured at the time. So that's why this whole rigamarole 1973 01:34:43.439 --> 01:34:45.720 takes place, and why Simon has gear on but doesn't wrestle. 1974 01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:49.239 Jeff Jones comes out really for no apparent reason and says, 1975 01:34:49.279 --> 01:34:52.000 you do have a problem. The music hits and he says, 1976 01:34:53.640 --> 01:34:55.920 Cyrus is Joey, is this on your format? Whenever you 1977 01:34:55.960 --> 01:34:57.680 hear the word format, Oh. 1978 01:34:57.640 --> 01:35:00.039 God, I can't stand that. I can't stand at. 1979 01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:03.439 I know you're in a great place. Ah so awesome steps. 1980 01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:05.000 Out Not with the fucking format. 1981 01:35:05.199 --> 01:35:07.359 Oh my god, remember bishops of the format of the crowd? 1982 01:35:07.479 --> 01:35:07.640 Oh? 1983 01:35:07.800 --> 01:35:10.680 I nauseates me. 1984 01:35:11.399 --> 01:35:16.479 Rip the format in half. Television industry, lingo, just what 1985 01:35:16.600 --> 01:35:20.520 I watched wrestling for format talk. Let's talk about the 1986 01:35:20.520 --> 01:35:23.479 writer's room while we're at it, I know, and the 1987 01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:27.520 powers that be and standards and practices and the guys 1988 01:35:27.560 --> 01:35:30.359 in the back and the political bullshit in the back. 1989 01:35:30.560 --> 01:35:33.319 Let's talk about it. So Mike Austin comes out the 1990 01:35:33.359 --> 01:35:35.720 World Champion with both straps the tag belt in the 1991 01:35:35.760 --> 01:35:38.520 World Tider. We're supposed to se him later tonight, of course, 1992 01:35:38.520 --> 01:35:40.079 in the tag title defense, but he also make a 1993 01:35:40.119 --> 01:35:42.920 little gonna make a cameo appearance. 1994 01:35:42.960 --> 01:35:46.439 Here, boy, he's got to cut an extreme promo. Apparently, 1995 01:35:46.520 --> 01:35:50.239 after all, you have more before I play, go ahead 1996 01:35:51.079 --> 01:35:56.079 the way you two guys have the toys. 1997 01:35:57.600 --> 01:36:00.439 Real fucking don't there. 1998 01:36:02.880 --> 01:36:03.800 That's not necessary. 1999 01:36:03.960 --> 01:36:06.880 You can't either get out of this ring and live, 2000 01:36:07.680 --> 01:36:10.359 or you can stay in it and die. 2001 01:36:11.399 --> 01:36:12.000 I know what I do. 2002 01:36:12.199 --> 01:36:13.119 I'm excitement Malgine. 2003 01:36:13.159 --> 01:36:19.439 He's gonna dow heavyweight Jen. 2004 01:36:21.760 --> 01:36:22.399 That's where it ends. 2005 01:36:23.279 --> 01:36:24.760 That's where it ends. He gets attacked, that's right. 2006 01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:28.960 Yeah, yeah, Simon pushes a Mitch into Awesome and then 2007 01:36:29.079 --> 01:36:31.239 they all swarm on him, and then kid Cash goes 2008 01:36:31.279 --> 01:36:33.279 after him, and Mike lifts and belly to belly overhead 2009 01:36:33.319 --> 01:36:36.079 throws him and then whipped to the corner and barge 2010 01:36:36.079 --> 01:36:38.199 in the corner by Mike Awesome like a cat on 2011 01:36:38.279 --> 01:36:40.319 those leaps. Man, he could leave his feet, I'll give 2012 01:36:40.399 --> 01:36:43.560 him that. He could soar. And he does a splash 2013 01:36:43.600 --> 01:36:45.399 and he covers Cash and gets one two. And it's 2014 01:36:45.399 --> 01:36:47.239 only when he goes for a cover that we realize 2015 01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:49.279 that Mike Austam isn't just here kicking people's asses. 2016 01:36:49.359 --> 01:36:51.560 This is somehow a match. Yeah, I don't know how 2017 01:36:51.640 --> 01:36:53.279 that happened. But it happened somehow. 2018 01:36:53.319 --> 01:36:56.920 The ECW Championship committee faxed over a signed paperwork in 2019 01:36:57.000 --> 01:36:59.520 the interim here. So it's Mike Awesome versus Kid Cash 2020 01:36:59.560 --> 01:37:02.239 and to a bout at ECW Living Dangerously two thousand 2021 01:37:02.319 --> 01:37:05.079 that is mentioned in part one. The final pay per 2022 01:37:05.159 --> 01:37:08.800 view appearance for Mike Austin is ZCW champion. He tosses 2023 01:37:08.880 --> 01:37:11.439 Cash to the floor. Interesting floor it was with red 2024 01:37:11.439 --> 01:37:13.720 and yellow stripes running on it there at the O'Neill Center. 2025 01:37:13.720 --> 01:37:16.159 I don't know what that was about. No clue. 2026 01:37:16.800 --> 01:37:18.680 Drives Cash into the rail, then gets kind of back 2027 01:37:18.760 --> 01:37:20.319 dropped into the crowd. And then Cash is in the 2028 01:37:20.399 --> 01:37:23.199 ring and does a springboard plancho that absolutely takes out 2029 01:37:23.199 --> 01:37:25.359 Mike Austin into those chairs that didn't fold that they 2030 01:37:25.399 --> 01:37:28.399 would have out there in the crack ec dub chance 2031 01:37:28.439 --> 01:37:30.239 on the corpses of both men. Judge Jones is in 2032 01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:32.560 Cash's face in the ring. Cash ducks a gavel shot 2033 01:37:32.600 --> 01:37:34.279 as Judge Jones tries to hit him with that, and 2034 01:37:34.319 --> 01:37:38.800 then Cash, who huh, judge, who Judge Jeff Jones? 2035 01:37:39.479 --> 01:37:40.359 What well? 2036 01:37:40.359 --> 01:37:43.000 I think books travel for fucking aw Now, of course 2037 01:37:43.039 --> 01:37:46.560 he does double arm under hook fakes plant takes out 2038 01:37:46.640 --> 01:37:48.199 Jeff Jones and then awesome. 2039 01:37:47.960 --> 01:37:50.359 I heard great deals of Disney, great deals for Disney. 2040 01:37:51.119 --> 01:37:53.560 Judge Jeff Jones, He's got to judge Judy of pro wrestling. 2041 01:37:53.880 --> 01:37:56.640 That's what seems like awesome of the sling shot, shoulder 2042 01:37:56.680 --> 01:37:59.359 blocking from the apron and that takes out Cash and 2043 01:37:59.399 --> 01:38:02.600 then just he lands on Kid Cash's face. As a 2044 01:38:02.680 --> 01:38:05.479 matter of fact, taking flight there, Styles says that Cash 2045 01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:08.960 is Joe is just wired shut. So that's Styles. Joey 2046 01:38:08.960 --> 01:38:11.600 Styles says that, so that's a high risk moment there 2047 01:38:11.640 --> 01:38:13.560 for one Kid Cash corner to corner on the Whipon's side. 2048 01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:15.359 Stepped Cash goes to the top rope in one fluid 2049 01:38:15.399 --> 01:38:18.680 motion and leaps into her kanana, snapping over Mike awesome 2050 01:38:19.239 --> 01:38:22.199 or is Joey Styles used to pronounce it hoodah hood 2051 01:38:22.319 --> 01:38:25.000 end kanrana hood end h u d a m d. 2052 01:38:26.840 --> 01:38:29.119 Mike Austin cuts him down with a lariat and Cyrus 2053 01:38:29.119 --> 01:38:31.039 says it's like a clothes line from no one else 2054 01:38:31.079 --> 01:38:32.760 in the history of the business there for Mike assam 2055 01:38:33.520 --> 01:38:36.680 and goes so far as say that yeah, and Mike 2056 01:38:36.720 --> 01:38:39.199 Assom lifts a lifts him up for the hard power 2057 01:38:39.279 --> 01:38:41.119 bomb with a delay, the awesome bomb. He points to 2058 01:38:41.199 --> 01:38:43.119 the table and they go nuts that he's going to 2059 01:38:43.199 --> 01:38:44.960 do the classic power bomb the guy out of the 2060 01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:46.880 ring to the floor through a table. He loads the 2061 01:38:46.920 --> 01:38:48.520 table in the ring though, and then Cash is splayed 2062 01:38:48.560 --> 01:38:50.399 out on it and Sarah says, the office is scared 2063 01:38:50.439 --> 01:38:52.079 to death of this. Mike austome as he climbs to 2064 01:38:52.119 --> 01:38:53.920 the top rope, but he's cut off by Kid Cash. 2065 01:38:54.119 --> 01:38:56.600 Mike austom cuts him off on the high risk district 2066 01:38:56.840 --> 01:39:00.600 and then he lifts he lifts Kid Cash while standing 2067 01:39:00.640 --> 01:39:03.119 on the top fucking rope into power bomb formation. Talk 2068 01:39:03.159 --> 01:39:05.720 about high risk, one slip, too many passed away. 2069 01:39:05.800 --> 01:39:09.960 Oh, I know, fucking exactly. That's what's worth it. It's 2070 01:39:10.000 --> 01:39:10.600 worth it to do that. 2071 01:39:10.720 --> 01:39:13.640 He's holding a moment the razor's edge, Yes, and he 2072 01:39:13.800 --> 01:39:15.880 drives him all the way from the top rope into 2073 01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:16.760 the ring through a table. 2074 01:39:18.000 --> 01:39:23.119 It's so, I mean, it's it's it's insane, It really is. 2075 01:39:23.319 --> 01:39:24.199 It's insane. 2076 01:39:24.279 --> 01:39:27.199 People are going insane when he does it. Joey hits 2077 01:39:27.239 --> 01:39:29.319 the first Oh my god of the broadcast. 2078 01:39:29.079 --> 01:39:32.359 Cover, which is you know, I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed he 2079 01:39:32.479 --> 01:39:35.279 doesn't do a good one at all. Yeah, he doesn't 2080 01:39:35.279 --> 01:39:38.600 break out the classic. It was very judicious about that. 2081 01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:40.640 I have to give him credit. He was very oh 2082 01:39:40.720 --> 01:39:42.399 he was. It was a thing like he would he 2083 01:39:42.439 --> 01:39:44.239 could save it for real time, for real moments. 2084 01:39:45.560 --> 01:39:47.880 There was one like, you know, really intense one that 2085 01:39:47.920 --> 01:39:49.359 he would only do when they would do like the 2086 01:39:49.439 --> 01:39:52.479 most insane stunts you can imagine, and he would too. 2087 01:39:52.680 --> 01:39:54.960 Sometimes Two he'd deploy it when it was a big angle. 2088 01:39:55.199 --> 01:39:56.920 It wasn't like that someone took a great risk. It 2089 01:39:57.039 --> 01:39:59.079 was just like this, this has to be something that 2090 01:39:59.279 --> 01:40:01.520 really gets across is a big moment. And he deployed 2091 01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:02.359 then sometimes too. 2092 01:40:02.800 --> 01:40:04.319 All right, I'm taking that. I'm thinking that. 2093 01:40:04.439 --> 01:40:06.520 Four minutes and forty four seconds of Mike Awesome pins 2094 01:40:06.600 --> 01:40:10.239 Kid Cash here at ECW, Living Dangerously. Cyrus says, there 2095 01:40:10.279 --> 01:40:12.039 is no one in the wrestling business like Mike Awesome 2096 01:40:12.600 --> 01:40:14.960 and what he's doing here in ECW. He was the 2097 01:40:15.000 --> 01:40:17.079 first man to hold the world title in the tag 2098 01:40:17.119 --> 01:40:20.479 title simultaneously in ECW, of course, not for long. He 2099 01:40:20.560 --> 01:40:23.000 always both straps up and his song sounds like Welcome 2100 01:40:23.039 --> 01:40:27.439 to the Jungle almost with the lyrics over it, new 2101 01:40:27.520 --> 01:40:29.760 lyrics over it, extreme replay of the power bomb and 2102 01:40:30.199 --> 01:40:33.960 Cash with the eyebrow ring of course, because it's two 2103 01:40:34.000 --> 01:40:36.119 thousand and you want to be over. Of course I 2104 01:40:36.119 --> 01:40:38.279 have an eyebrow ring in the wrestling ring. And then 2105 01:40:38.319 --> 01:40:40.640 suddenly Jazz comes out and is tending to kid Cash, 2106 01:40:40.720 --> 01:40:42.760 and Cyrus applies that there's more than just a friendship 2107 01:40:42.800 --> 01:40:44.520 between these two. And then Syrus says I can just 2108 01:40:44.560 --> 01:40:46.600 be friends with a woman, and Joey says I can. 2109 01:40:46.720 --> 01:40:50.840 But you on the other hand, Okay, god fucking yeah. 2110 01:40:51.199 --> 01:40:57.000 Again the TNA exit interview here, and then Simon Diamond 2111 01:40:57.000 --> 01:40:59.680 gets to the ring, and then Jotto and Gato this 2112 01:41:00.039 --> 01:41:01.279 for they were in New Japan. They were in what 2113 01:41:01.399 --> 01:41:03.600 d D T or FMW at the time. They come 2114 01:41:03.680 --> 01:41:05.760 out and start, are you asking me? Like I fucking 2115 01:41:05.840 --> 01:41:06.840 know you know these guys at all? 2116 01:41:07.479 --> 01:41:07.520 No? 2117 01:41:08.439 --> 01:41:10.840 I fucking I mean, first of all, like they said, 2118 01:41:10.960 --> 01:41:13.760 they said Shadow and Gato, and I wrote down c 2119 01:41:14.159 --> 01:41:18.359 h A t oh shad g Gato like g A 2120 01:41:18.520 --> 01:41:21.800 t O awesome, No fucking idea who these fucking guys were. 2121 01:41:22.039 --> 01:41:25.800 Gato is the booker for New Japan, and he was 2122 01:41:25.880 --> 01:41:28.880 the booker that sort of let you know, spark the 2123 01:41:28.960 --> 01:41:31.520 renaissance for that company. Starting in twenty twelve through to 2124 01:41:31.680 --> 01:41:34.840 like twenty twenty, so he's much more known for and 2125 01:41:34.880 --> 01:41:39.159 he's like a manager. Turn heel on Ocada. So when 2126 01:41:39.199 --> 01:41:41.439 I know he is, tell me when I'm supposed to 2127 01:41:41.479 --> 01:41:46.720 cure right right about there? You know, sorry, I tried, 2128 01:41:47.000 --> 01:41:47.920 I tried. I couldn't do it. 2129 01:41:47.920 --> 01:41:48.319 It's fair. 2130 01:41:48.680 --> 01:41:50.920 So they come out there stomping on jazz. What he 2131 01:41:51.000 --> 01:41:52.840 can you can get, you can get out of here. 2132 01:41:55.479 --> 01:41:57.920 This didn't work, I know, get out of getto out 2133 01:41:57.960 --> 01:42:01.279 of here. Yet it's almost Gato, get o down here, 2134 01:42:01.359 --> 01:42:02.199 Getuda here. 2135 01:42:02.880 --> 01:42:03.439 Gudda here. 2136 01:42:04.560 --> 01:42:07.960 The music hits and everyone uh smoked smoked goody. 2137 01:42:11.319 --> 01:42:14.000 Like that we got we got smoke Gouda here. 2138 01:42:16.319 --> 01:42:19.199 This guy's always like running like a market on like 2139 01:42:19.279 --> 01:42:24.399 the sidewalk, you know, screaming at people what he's got. Hey, Hey, hey, 2140 01:42:24.680 --> 01:42:29.199 good eat that Christmas rash two for ten. 2141 01:42:30.039 --> 01:42:34.199 We're gonna smoke guddha alight just for your potties. 2142 01:42:34.439 --> 01:42:38.319 That's smoke for your potties. Yeah, everyone goes to source 2143 01:42:38.359 --> 01:42:43.680 smoked Gouda from the sidewalk for I tell you smoke Godda. 2144 01:42:43.760 --> 01:42:44.960 That's a hell of a tag team. 2145 01:42:50.279 --> 01:42:51.800 Shot over and smoked Gouda. 2146 01:42:55.840 --> 01:42:59.319 Smoked and Guda smoked, Guddha. 2147 01:43:04.159 --> 01:43:09.079 Smoked. It is a guy named smoked. There's a guy 2148 01:43:09.159 --> 01:43:12.000 named Guda, and together they're Smoked Guda. That's perfect. 2149 01:43:12.760 --> 01:43:16.199 They'll be taking on the team of smoked and Salmon. 2150 01:43:19.560 --> 01:43:21.960 I understand it gets even more complicated when you smoke it. 2151 01:43:26.479 --> 01:43:28.760 So the music hits and you can see everybody react. 2152 01:43:28.800 --> 01:43:30.800 But on Peacock they dubbed the music over, so it's 2153 01:43:30.840 --> 01:43:33.000 fucking like, why are people going so crazy? It's because 2154 01:43:33.039 --> 01:43:34.880 Nova is coming out. And Nova used to come out 2155 01:43:35.159 --> 01:43:36.359 to Intergalactic by. 2156 01:43:36.319 --> 01:43:37.039 The Baci Boys. 2157 01:43:37.079 --> 01:43:42.159 You remember that song and Barelyic Planet Harry Plant, Oh yeah, 2158 01:43:42.199 --> 01:43:47.079 all right, all right, a huge late ninety song. So 2159 01:43:47.159 --> 01:43:50.279 they come out Nova and Chris Chetti, more particularly Nova 2160 01:43:50.720 --> 01:43:53.399 with his fucking Venom inspired outfit from Spider Man. 2161 01:43:53.840 --> 01:43:55.680 Might as well call them Locks and Panshetta. 2162 01:43:55.960 --> 01:43:59.279 Speaking of Nova, smoke Nova, it's more like it. 2163 01:44:00.840 --> 01:44:01.680 In Panetta. 2164 01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:11.760 In Panchetta, what's his finish or the Nova locks the 2165 01:44:11.800 --> 01:44:20.560 smears the Capers and the Capers and smear the Caper crusader. 2166 01:44:23.520 --> 01:44:31.439 But enough about Paul's breakfast spread. That's what that's when 2167 01:44:31.439 --> 01:44:33.479 you knew Paul had thrown in the tallities W when 2168 01:44:33.520 --> 01:44:41.319 he brought in locks and schmear. Yeah, no time, team champions. 2169 01:44:42.239 --> 01:44:44.920 Let me ask you something, what is your finish tonight? 2170 01:44:47.640 --> 01:44:48.920 Nova Chetty versus Gatto and. 2171 01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:51.680 Hado So, oh my god, by way, I will say uh, 2172 01:44:51.800 --> 01:44:55.840 I do appreciate Nova wearing uh an outfit inspired by 2173 01:44:55.880 --> 01:44:58.560 Spider Man's symbio outfit. 2174 01:44:58.359 --> 01:45:03.159 Sure from the comic books Absolutely Black Spider Man. Absolutely 2175 01:45:03.439 --> 01:45:05.520 I would agree with that. They had a Gato and 2176 01:45:05.600 --> 01:45:08.000 Jido had a pretty terrific match against Just Incredible and 2177 01:45:08.079 --> 01:45:10.079 land Storm shortly after coming over. 2178 01:45:10.000 --> 01:45:13.479 To ECW earlier in the year. So great, love it, 2179 01:45:13.680 --> 01:45:14.680 so excited, double whip on. 2180 01:45:14.720 --> 01:45:17.159 Joddo, double Hiplock almost kills him, and a flip splash 2181 01:45:17.239 --> 01:45:19.840 and an elbow double team by Nova. And Chetty was 2182 01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:21.960 a cousin of Taz and also one of the graduates 2183 01:45:22.000 --> 01:45:22.840 of the school as well. 2184 01:45:23.279 --> 01:45:25.279 Oh so you might have actually been Panchette. Then that 2185 01:45:25.359 --> 01:45:30.760 might have been Tazan Chetty is not for nothing, not 2186 01:45:30.920 --> 01:45:36.319 for nothing. Hey, you could be Italian Bacon Panchetty. Hey, Chetty, 2187 01:45:37.119 --> 01:45:42.199 come here, you gotta get a good grip. You want 2188 01:45:42.239 --> 01:45:46.640 to talk Red Hook ec W. 2189 01:45:49.159 --> 01:45:52.640 Yato, Gato comes up the top and gets caught by Nova, 2190 01:45:53.000 --> 01:45:56.239 and which used to happen to me too. I mean 2191 01:45:56.359 --> 01:45:57.920 that that was a fascinating TV show. 2192 01:46:00.039 --> 01:46:06.119 Oh my god, No, I do remember Nova on PBS. 2193 01:46:06.520 --> 01:46:09.840 Tilt World heads Man. Though for Agato we got. 2194 01:46:10.239 --> 01:46:16.840 Cyrus making comments on how Jado and Gato and Judo 2195 01:46:17.479 --> 01:46:21.399 have adjusted to uh to America. The foreigners are adopting 2196 01:46:21.560 --> 01:46:26.800 very well here to this very artment. What the foreigners 2197 01:46:27.000 --> 01:46:34.880 aren't you from Canada? Nova gets to think in the 2198 01:46:34.960 --> 01:46:36.319 United States is another province. 2199 01:46:39.920 --> 01:46:41.520 You're not gonna You're not gonna have the last word 2200 01:46:41.600 --> 01:46:42.000 with this guy. 2201 01:46:42.079 --> 01:46:44.720 You're simply not I'm gonna give I'm gonna give him 2202 01:46:44.760 --> 01:46:44.960 that one. 2203 01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:47.039 I don't know, man, You keep giving him enough mulligans, 2204 01:46:47.079 --> 01:46:48.760 and pretty soon you got to change your opinion on 2205 01:46:48.840 --> 01:46:52.960 a guy. No, he's still ugly, Well, yeah he's not. 2206 01:46:53.239 --> 01:46:54.439 He's not trying to get he's not trying to be 2207 01:46:54.479 --> 01:46:56.000 a baby face here. He knows he's ugly. 2208 01:46:56.520 --> 01:46:59.560 No, I listen, I'm I'm I'm I told you, I 2209 01:46:59.640 --> 01:47:02.680 told you he was funny. I just I can't stand 2210 01:47:02.720 --> 01:47:05.520 his voice. I can't stand his look. I can't stand 2211 01:47:05.880 --> 01:47:07.640 the fact that when he when he when he when 2212 01:47:07.640 --> 01:47:09.680 he shoots his head back, he loses his chin. 2213 01:47:09.760 --> 01:47:11.159 Do you know that he's got a bald head? Now 2214 01:47:11.239 --> 01:47:12.560 it looks like a penis walking around. 2215 01:47:12.680 --> 01:47:12.880 I do. 2216 01:47:13.119 --> 01:47:16.399 I've seen him. I've seen I've seen clips of of 2217 01:47:17.000 --> 01:47:20.520 when he when he was managing h Yeah, that guy. 2218 01:47:20.920 --> 01:47:23.119 Indeed, he has his buddy from uh that was like 2219 01:47:23.199 --> 01:47:24.439 his nephew almost growing up. 2220 01:47:24.520 --> 01:47:27.399 He looks like yeah right, he looks like even looks 2221 01:47:27.439 --> 01:47:29.680 like a he he looks like a penis or or 2222 01:47:29.720 --> 01:47:33.520 a skin tag. You know, it's like this fucking head 2223 01:47:33.680 --> 01:47:36.239 is like kind of like one shape, it goes up. 2224 01:47:36.359 --> 01:47:37.600 It's like a skin tag or. 2225 01:47:37.680 --> 01:47:42.560 Hot tag, as he would say, So getto off. Caught 2226 01:47:42.640 --> 01:47:45.119 by Nova, tiltortal headsays or lands though for Gato, Cheddy 2227 01:47:45.159 --> 01:47:46.760 and Nova are on the floor and there's a baseball 2228 01:47:46.800 --> 01:47:49.119 slide kick as Gato does a springboard loon salt off 2229 01:47:49.159 --> 01:47:51.760 the middle rope to take both of them out. Joey 2230 01:47:51.800 --> 01:47:54.039 Stalle says, they weren't scheduled for this pay per view, 2231 01:47:54.079 --> 01:47:54.880 yet here they are. 2232 01:47:55.640 --> 01:47:58.800 And great. I mean, I guess you could have drawn money, 2233 01:47:58.840 --> 01:47:59.319 but you didn't. 2234 01:47:59.520 --> 01:48:02.439 Framed with I don't think and he buys to see 2235 01:48:02.439 --> 01:48:05.560 Gaeto and Jotto but framed as a these two being 2236 01:48:05.560 --> 01:48:07.560 on the cutting edge of Japanese wrestling at the time. 2237 01:48:08.640 --> 01:48:10.760 I don't know about that. I don't know. 2238 01:48:11.800 --> 01:48:15.079 I wouldn't know anyway, the nacy junior heavyweight tag team scene, 2239 01:48:16.079 --> 01:48:19.479 but yeah, the just emerging junior heavyweight tag team scene 2240 01:48:19.520 --> 01:48:19.920 in Japan. 2241 01:48:20.199 --> 01:48:21.079 They helped. 2242 01:48:23.199 --> 01:48:27.199 Jud heavyweight tag straps and everything. Young Bucks did it, 2243 01:48:27.399 --> 01:48:30.760 miss several others. So Nova then hooks a power bomb. Well, 2244 01:48:31.279 --> 01:48:32.680 he used to do it. He'd power bomb you and 2245 01:48:32.760 --> 01:48:34.640 as you're coming down, he'd put his elbow between your 2246 01:48:34.680 --> 01:48:36.760 crotch and also driving elbow in your knuts. Nova was 2247 01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:38.760 one of those guys like I'm gonna do I'm gonna 2248 01:48:38.760 --> 01:48:40.079 add six steps to every. 2249 01:48:40.039 --> 01:48:40.560 Move, you know. 2250 01:48:41.319 --> 01:48:45.000 That was his whole, whole fucking gimmick. He called the 2251 01:48:45.039 --> 01:48:47.680 Sledge of Mattic And then Cheddy comes in and gets 2252 01:48:47.720 --> 01:48:49.680 crossed up, and there's some you fucked up chance, which 2253 01:48:49.720 --> 01:48:51.359 isn't isn't a bright spot, but it's the only one 2254 01:48:51.399 --> 01:48:54.079 in the car, which is ironic considering it's the Vic 2255 01:48:54.159 --> 01:48:55.039 Rhimes event. 2256 01:48:56.199 --> 01:48:57.439 That's the ultimate you fucked up? 2257 01:48:58.159 --> 01:49:00.920 Yeah, oh yeah, Cheddy hits the axe kick and tags 2258 01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:02.960 and Nova Nova with a pil Nelson on Gato drop 2259 01:49:03.079 --> 01:49:05.680 down into a wheelbarrow, pickup to the ropes they go, 2260 01:49:05.720 --> 01:49:07.840 and then Cheddy snaps the neck down and that allows 2261 01:49:07.920 --> 01:49:11.600 Nova and then carry Gato and dump him on his 2262 01:49:11.720 --> 01:49:15.279 face for two Gato runs in, runs Nova into Joddo, 2263 01:49:15.359 --> 01:49:18.159 who enters the ring and drops both of them. Team 2264 01:49:18.239 --> 01:49:21.199 no respect in FMW is what Gato and Jiddo were called. 2265 01:49:21.840 --> 01:49:26.920 That's they're called no respect. Why probably because they didn't 2266 01:49:26.920 --> 01:49:30.680 get any makes sense walking authority. That was their whole thing, 2267 01:49:31.600 --> 01:49:35.079 not getting any respect from me. Cheddy whips uh Jotto 2268 01:49:35.119 --> 01:49:37.680 out of the rail, but he back drops Cheddy back 2269 01:49:37.680 --> 01:49:40.159 into the ring back in a double whip. Nova does 2270 01:49:40.199 --> 01:49:43.159 a drop toe hold and uh, I don't know. Then 2271 01:49:43.199 --> 01:49:45.800 Ghetto drops an elbow on him. Nova gets dropped toe 2272 01:49:45.880 --> 01:49:47.800 hold it I should say, is that a word? Get 2273 01:49:47.920 --> 01:49:52.239 dropped toe holded? I don't know, drop toe held, drop 2274 01:49:52.359 --> 01:49:58.479 toe He was dropped toed held hold holded holding and 2275 01:49:58.560 --> 01:50:01.880 then Cyrus calls him kto that. Then that's the heen 2276 01:50:01.960 --> 01:50:03.520 and you're talking to me when he gets called out 2277 01:50:03.640 --> 01:50:05.640 for misidentified. 2278 01:50:05.000 --> 01:50:06.760 That's fat. That's all right, I'll give him that. 2279 01:50:06.880 --> 01:50:08.960 Getto now with a surfboard stretch talking. 2280 01:50:09.279 --> 01:50:10.920 Wait are you talking? Kato dude? Right? 2281 01:50:11.880 --> 01:50:14.159 Kato institute Brother Kato getting pushed? 2282 01:50:14.159 --> 01:50:23.199 Brother? What is it? Paul Diamond? Kato dude? What so many? Right? 2283 01:50:24.319 --> 01:50:27.279 Ghetto applies to surfboard stretch, exposing Nova so Gato can 2284 01:50:27.319 --> 01:50:29.560 drop the sledgehammer on him. Jetto with some chops in 2285 01:50:29.560 --> 01:50:31.640 the corner on Nova charges into his back elbow. Nova 2286 01:50:31.680 --> 01:50:33.600 climbs back into the ring. He gets tripped up and 2287 01:50:33.640 --> 01:50:35.720 Shadow comes up after and hits a top rope back 2288 01:50:35.840 --> 01:50:41.800 superplex on Nova. Gato apparently means outlaw we're told, so okay, 2289 01:50:42.079 --> 01:50:44.279 the outlaw way or something like that. He goes to 2290 01:50:44.319 --> 01:50:45.920 the middle rope, but he's caught and Nova hit some 2291 01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:47.319 of the sit out power bomb as he tries to 2292 01:50:47.399 --> 01:50:51.880 Rana tag to Chedty Chedty cooking now whips reversed wastelatters. 2293 01:50:53.039 --> 01:50:57.359 Nobody, nobody gives a shit. They're doing moves. They're doing moves. 2294 01:50:57.680 --> 01:51:00.279 I understand they're doing moves, but the crowd doesn't fucking care. 2295 01:51:01.359 --> 01:51:02.960 He like he was. It was a it was as 2296 01:51:03.000 --> 01:51:06.000 cold as ice. Tag to to uh wait to to 2297 01:51:06.399 --> 01:51:10.239 shitty Cheddy there and and even even after doing the German, 2298 01:51:10.319 --> 01:51:11.880 the crowd doesn't give a ship. 2299 01:51:11.760 --> 01:51:13.560 Ever saw much in Chris Chitty never got it. 2300 01:51:13.640 --> 01:51:14.119 He got hurt. 2301 01:51:14.279 --> 01:51:15.720 He showed a little bit of promise, then he got 2302 01:51:15.800 --> 01:51:17.199 hurt when he came back and was like, all right, 2303 01:51:17.880 --> 01:51:20.520 this guy clearly is just like a guy there keeping 2304 01:51:20.560 --> 01:51:22.520 around because he's sort of homegrown and has the task 2305 01:51:22.520 --> 01:51:23.199 connection well. 2306 01:51:23.239 --> 01:51:26.439 And probably because they don't fucking have anybody else. Everyone's 2307 01:51:26.520 --> 01:51:30.880 leave him for greener pastures. He drops jod Or horribly 2308 01:51:30.880 --> 01:51:35.680 and say long greener pastures. Cheddy then hits the blue 2309 01:51:35.720 --> 01:51:38.359 thunderbomb on Gato. Cheddi tries a backslide, but Nova kicks 2310 01:51:38.399 --> 01:51:41.640 him into the kicks him in the face and that 2311 01:51:41.880 --> 01:51:44.880 puts him into a backslide. Uh, and goes with the 2312 01:51:44.920 --> 01:51:47.640 one two three, but no, he kicks out Gator, then 2313 01:51:47.760 --> 01:51:49.920 super kicks Cheddy down to the canvas, lifts up Nova 2314 01:51:50.000 --> 01:51:52.920 in a soup lex and then turns that into like 2315 01:51:52.960 --> 01:51:53.560 a power bomb. 2316 01:51:54.319 --> 01:51:56.880 Yeah kind of deal. Yeah, it gets to double whip 2317 01:51:56.920 --> 01:52:00.279 on Cheddy, Duck, superkick down Gato, double clothes line, double 2318 01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:02.800 down all the guys on the canvas. Novell goes up 2319 01:52:02.840 --> 01:52:05.079 top with the swanton on Jado and then Gato with 2320 01:52:05.159 --> 01:52:11.159 a great frog splash. We'll cover double kickout, Jamalino getting 2321 01:52:11.159 --> 01:52:15.439 a workout. Cheddy does kind of the Harlem sidekick on Gato, 2322 01:52:15.479 --> 01:52:17.239 and then Jodo was dropped with a running high kick. 2323 01:52:17.319 --> 01:52:20.199 The Amityville horror by Cheddy on Gato. I forget what 2324 01:52:20.279 --> 01:52:22.439 that was. Was that like him, I know it's a 2325 01:52:22.520 --> 01:52:26.920 movie or something. Yeah, Mityville horror was that you'd give 2326 01:52:26.960 --> 01:52:28.560 the guy a t k O. But you sit out 2327 01:52:28.600 --> 01:52:31.159 with and when you sit out with things in wrestling 2328 01:52:31.279 --> 01:52:34.359 till my point earlier, so much more devastating. 2329 01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:36.279 You sit out with it. What I don't get it. 2330 01:52:36.319 --> 01:52:37.640 You can have five you sit out with it. 2331 01:52:40.199 --> 01:52:43.039 But you always said sat back. 2332 01:52:43.960 --> 01:52:44.720 He would sit down. 2333 01:52:46.520 --> 01:52:46.920 That cool. 2334 01:52:48.720 --> 01:52:50.520 Sure he turned into a stunner. Maybe he turn into 2335 01:52:50.520 --> 01:52:52.720 a sunner when he sat out. I don't care. They 2336 01:52:52.760 --> 01:52:54.560 did the title weight that was their tag team move. 2337 01:52:56.560 --> 01:52:58.399 There's a splash, no leg drop at the same time, 2338 01:52:59.079 --> 01:53:02.439 one two three no Venchetti, Jado and Gato in seven 2339 01:53:02.520 --> 01:53:05.520 minutes and thirty three seconds here a living dangerously. It 2340 01:53:05.600 --> 01:53:07.600 was framed as an upset considering how long Gato and 2341 01:53:07.680 --> 01:53:10.119 Jado had been teaming together in Japan, and pushed is 2342 01:53:10.159 --> 01:53:12.439 the biggest win in Chris Chetti his careers. 2343 01:53:15.560 --> 01:53:18.000 That's great, and I fucking I agree. It was the biggest, 2344 01:53:18.119 --> 01:53:19.279 biggest win for both of them. 2345 01:53:19.399 --> 01:53:21.720 No telling what would have happened with these two and 2346 01:53:21.720 --> 01:53:25.840 they're upside hung on a little longer a little sad. 2347 01:53:26.159 --> 01:53:27.600 Lou Dangerously is in the locker room. 2348 01:53:27.880 --> 01:53:32.960 Oh man, this is this is I I care. I 2349 01:53:33.000 --> 01:53:35.479 got that we have to hear from Electra after what 2350 01:53:35.640 --> 01:53:40.199 she I I'll tell you like I didn't care about Electra, 2351 01:53:40.880 --> 01:53:44.399 and I care. I can tell you what I do care, 2352 01:53:45.159 --> 01:53:47.279 but I care in the fact that I never want 2353 01:53:47.319 --> 01:53:47.680 to see her. 2354 01:53:48.079 --> 01:53:51.319 You're invested in, like efforts being undertaken to keep her 2355 01:53:51.359 --> 01:53:52.399 away from your television. 2356 01:53:52.920 --> 01:53:55.760 Yes, that's how much I care, Like I need her 2357 01:53:55.920 --> 01:53:59.920 to I'm I might talk to a lawyer tomorrow and 2358 01:54:00.199 --> 01:54:03.960 restrain and get a restraining order on her, Like anything 2359 01:54:04.000 --> 01:54:05.920 that has to do with her needs to be away 2360 01:54:05.960 --> 01:54:08.920 from me. So if they need to move my TV 2361 01:54:09.159 --> 01:54:11.640 anytime an ECW show comes up, that's fine. 2362 01:54:11.760 --> 01:54:15.039 Yeah, I'm sure you wouldn't protest. Let's hear why you're 2363 01:54:15.039 --> 01:54:16.479 so worked up here. 2364 01:54:16.720 --> 01:54:19.840 I do have the whole thing with with with Lewis 2365 01:54:20.239 --> 01:54:22.119 dangerously Paul Hayman. 2366 01:54:22.479 --> 01:54:24.800 There's tons of people in the world that hate you. 2367 01:54:25.439 --> 01:54:27.920 Let alone women, but hell, hath. 2368 01:54:28.079 --> 01:54:29.159 No what. 2369 01:54:30.760 --> 01:54:33.199 I under that was all about to by the way, 2370 01:54:33.199 --> 01:54:35.000 well he does, yeah, let alone women. 2371 01:54:35.279 --> 01:54:37.119 Because Electra has yet to explain that she has a 2372 01:54:37.199 --> 01:54:39.960 history with Paul Hayman, I say lou is making reference 2373 01:54:40.039 --> 01:54:43.239 to it. Before the cart, before the horse. Yeah, I'll say. 2374 01:54:43.279 --> 01:54:46.760 Fury as a woman scored because when the women want 2375 01:54:46.840 --> 01:54:49.680 to push, they know where to come. 2376 01:54:51.319 --> 01:54:55.960 I mean, really, really, I don't know. 2377 01:54:56.640 --> 01:54:59.720 I'm just I'm disturbed at the the suggestion that he's 2378 01:54:59.720 --> 01:55:02.439 actually channeling the way PAULI really is like these are 2379 01:55:04.079 --> 01:55:08.079 I know, I know, I'm deeply disturbed by all the 2380 01:55:08.439 --> 01:55:12.000 Paul it doesn't hesitate to her friend a lovely lady. 2381 01:55:12.039 --> 01:55:14.399 Let's put it that one. Of course, I listen, I 2382 01:55:14.560 --> 01:55:15.920 would not put that past him at all. 2383 01:55:16.560 --> 01:55:19.279 Hey, Paul, how long do we know each other? 2384 01:55:19.640 --> 01:55:21.640 Ten eleven years? I mean I can't. 2385 01:55:22.439 --> 01:55:25.039 I mean we're off to a really bad start at 2386 01:55:25.079 --> 01:55:27.680 Worries Coasters. We can handle the New York accent. 2387 01:55:28.039 --> 01:55:28.720 I I I. 2388 01:55:30.720 --> 01:55:33.399 Adore the New York accent in so many contexts. 2389 01:55:33.079 --> 01:55:35.000 But here sure, and I like, and you know what, 2390 01:55:35.239 --> 01:55:39.279 I'm a fan of that really that that that that 2391 01:55:39.439 --> 01:55:42.840 really thick you know, New Jersey type two, that accent, 2392 01:55:42.960 --> 01:55:45.119 like I get it and it's it's fine, but this 2393 01:55:45.319 --> 01:55:47.720 is just like it's also like she doesn't know how 2394 01:55:47.760 --> 01:55:48.680 to speak right. 2395 01:55:49.680 --> 01:55:51.880 And you know you can hear the cigarettes on her voice. 2396 01:55:52.399 --> 01:55:55.199 Oh yes, I think she swallowed a few before the show. 2397 01:55:55.640 --> 01:55:55.680 What. 2398 01:55:57.000 --> 01:56:00.560 Oh well, you guess too. 2399 01:56:02.199 --> 01:56:04.840 Remember all those nights we hung out at the China 2400 01:56:04.880 --> 01:56:07.960 Club when you were a big somebody and I was 2401 01:56:08.319 --> 01:56:10.680 a nobody and you could have helped. 2402 01:56:10.479 --> 01:56:13.359 Me, but you didn't. When was Paul Hyman ever a 2403 01:56:13.439 --> 01:56:14.760 big somebody? 2404 01:56:14.920 --> 01:56:17.439 Oh, if anyone can convince you he is, it'd be him. 2405 01:56:17.920 --> 01:56:18.279 All right. 2406 01:56:18.840 --> 01:56:22.760 And I real personal animosity towards you, because you're nothing 2407 01:56:22.840 --> 01:56:25.600 but the man Man Man. 2408 01:56:26.279 --> 01:56:27.960 Danny during. 2409 01:56:29.239 --> 01:56:30.760 I'm a psycho bitch. 2410 01:56:31.479 --> 01:56:33.960 I'm jealous, jealous of what. 2411 01:56:34.960 --> 01:56:37.720 I'm a woman in her thirties who could have anyone 2412 01:56:38.079 --> 01:56:41.000 or anything she wants, and you couldn't hang with me. 2413 01:56:41.359 --> 01:56:47.479 Because you're a little boy, rude kill. 2414 01:56:49.119 --> 01:56:52.520 You want to rid me in the back, tell everybody 2415 01:56:52.560 --> 01:56:57.239 about missing flights, just tear me up personally. 2416 01:56:57.600 --> 01:56:59.880 You want to know why you personally hate me. 2417 01:57:00.840 --> 01:57:03.399 I personally hate you. 2418 01:57:04.239 --> 01:57:06.920 And I know why you hate me too, because you 2419 01:57:07.119 --> 01:57:09.520 are jealous because. 2420 01:57:10.680 --> 01:57:12.600 You're bigger than mine. 2421 01:57:16.760 --> 01:57:19.319 There just happens to be a new boss in town, 2422 01:57:19.800 --> 01:57:24.399 and his name happens to be lou E. 2423 01:57:37.720 --> 01:57:39.520 We're doing an angle to get rid of Amy, which 2424 01:57:39.600 --> 01:57:40.800 we did another one that they aired. 2425 01:57:40.840 --> 01:57:41.600 This one they didn't air. 2426 01:57:42.159 --> 01:57:44.680 The real one is Dereena, where we walk out there 2427 01:57:44.760 --> 01:57:48.159 with Amy and and we'll do a gimmick where I 2428 01:57:48.239 --> 01:57:50.399 tell her I bang rats all the time and that 2429 01:57:50.560 --> 01:57:51.800 the next thing, and she's like yeah. 2430 01:57:51.840 --> 01:57:53.119 She gets mad because she thought she was. 2431 01:57:53.079 --> 01:57:54.239 The only one and I want to paint her in 2432 01:57:54.319 --> 01:57:57.119 my finish and Roko gives her a big splash what 2433 01:57:57.199 --> 01:58:00.359 she was nervous about because Rokio hater. She pretty sure 2434 01:58:00.359 --> 01:58:03.319 he was gonna kill. Everybody took care of her. But 2435 01:58:03.359 --> 01:58:05.800 I remember getting to the arena going, okay, just to 2436 01:58:05.840 --> 01:58:07.239 blow off ang. I wonder what we're gonna do. 2437 01:58:07.319 --> 01:58:10.600 And I see this girl sitting there and she's just 2438 01:58:10.760 --> 01:58:13.640 you know, she's chain smoking, and she's she's got that 2439 01:58:13.760 --> 01:58:16.880 deep voice, you know what I mean, you know, and uh, 2440 01:58:17.039 --> 01:58:18.399 and I go, oh shit, I wonder what I wonder. 2441 01:58:18.399 --> 01:58:20.600 I wonder, I wonder wheal they're putting her with. I'm 2442 01:58:20.640 --> 01:58:22.359 telling you, I want you to use your new manager. 2443 01:58:22.920 --> 01:58:23.399 I popped. 2444 01:58:23.479 --> 01:58:25.600 I was like, oh, And so we get out there 2445 01:58:25.640 --> 01:58:27.800 and I remember she's carted cutting a promo in the 2446 01:58:27.880 --> 01:58:29.640 ring and I couldn't. 2447 01:58:29.840 --> 01:58:30.399 I mean, I don't. 2448 01:58:30.479 --> 01:58:32.079 Maybe that's why they aired it. I've never even seen 2449 01:58:32.119 --> 01:58:34.159 it on TV or the footage. I don't even know where. 2450 01:58:34.520 --> 01:58:35.880 But like, I don't know if I was biting my 2451 01:58:35.920 --> 01:58:38.920 lip or just popping, but she's just going, why would 2452 01:58:39.000 --> 01:58:40.960 you want hamburger? 2453 01:58:43.000 --> 01:58:47.359 Flaming, a bouncing give me and roadkill is just popping 2454 01:58:47.479 --> 01:58:50.600 right behind me out loud. Amy's popping, and I'm just 2455 01:58:50.680 --> 01:58:53.239 like because it was just like it was just scary, 2456 01:58:53.279 --> 01:58:54.880 you know what I mean, because I didn't know, like 2457 01:58:55.000 --> 01:58:57.479 she was just so in your face. 2458 01:58:57.520 --> 01:59:02.319 It was just and she but that she whatever. 2459 01:59:02.439 --> 01:59:04.600 Then what happened was we were doing we're doing shows 2460 01:59:04.640 --> 01:59:07.960 and that the next thing, and and she's missed a 2461 01:59:07.960 --> 01:59:09.239 whole bunch of TV appearances. 2462 01:59:09.319 --> 01:59:12.159 What happened was she were on a plane. 2463 01:59:12.159 --> 01:59:12.840 We're leaving. 2464 01:59:15.039 --> 01:59:17.600 Its always funny. We were going actually Wisconsin, and the 2465 01:59:17.680 --> 01:59:19.359 plane got canceled. She's the only one on at the 2466 01:59:19.399 --> 01:59:21.600 airport and we're like, Dona, don't even bother get in 2467 01:59:21.680 --> 01:59:24.119 here because the planes were not taking off. We I'm 2468 01:59:24.119 --> 01:59:25.960 gonna leave tomorrow. She's like, oh, I know, PAULI called me, 2469 01:59:26.000 --> 01:59:27.479 told me to stay home. The planes aren't getting out. 2470 01:59:27.720 --> 01:59:29.000 You know the rest of us, you know, to me, 2471 01:59:29.239 --> 01:59:32.039 the Simon Diamonds and dor Maries, the big sALS, everybody 2472 01:59:32.039 --> 01:59:32.800 else at the airport. 2473 01:59:32.920 --> 01:59:35.239 She's the only one who knows. So that was weird. 2474 01:59:35.279 --> 01:59:37.720 But she the next week, we're going there. We're starting 2475 01:59:37.720 --> 01:59:39.359 to work with throm Rie. 2476 01:59:40.319 --> 01:59:43.880 It's uh just incredible and land storm right and she 2477 01:59:43.960 --> 01:59:46.600 gets on there and they go, we're gonna be delayed 2478 01:59:46.640 --> 01:59:48.479 for takeoff just a few minutes. We have one more 2479 01:59:49.680 --> 01:59:53.439 item or an inventory that was unidentified. Uh don't we 2480 01:59:53.479 --> 01:59:55.640 have to identify real quick. It was like an extra 2481 01:59:55.720 --> 01:59:58.520 bag of peanuts or a fucking fire something something out 2482 01:59:58.560 --> 01:59:59.319 of it, and she's think. 2483 02:00:01.800 --> 02:00:04.520 She starts screaming and she and we're all like playing, 2484 02:00:04.600 --> 02:00:05.640 like what the fuck is this? 2485 02:00:06.000 --> 02:00:08.079 And she just leaves the plane the whole weekend so 2486 02:00:08.199 --> 02:00:10.600 we don't do so Cheddy and Nova get to fucking 2487 02:00:10.760 --> 02:00:13.079 get get the push because they got jazz with him. 2488 02:00:13.359 --> 02:00:16.359 You know that that don'ld likely do a trio and 2489 02:00:16.680 --> 02:00:19.119 uh so then she like next weeks she started missing 2490 02:00:19.199 --> 02:00:22.239 TVs and then she makes sporadic shots and so finally 2491 02:00:22.359 --> 02:00:22.840 me rokill. 2492 02:00:23.000 --> 02:00:24.680 We're just sitting around when they were listen, man, I 2493 02:00:24.760 --> 02:00:26.640 go fuck it. 2494 02:00:27.199 --> 02:00:31.520 Let's go talk to Tommy and say, uh, you know 2495 02:00:31.600 --> 02:00:34.039 we don't want her, you know, we we can't you 2496 02:00:34.079 --> 02:00:35.720 know what I mean, if if, if, our whole our 2497 02:00:35.760 --> 02:00:38.159 whole push is gonna be based on a fucking woman, 2498 02:00:38.199 --> 02:00:39.319 and what the fuck are we doing here. 2499 02:00:39.640 --> 02:00:41.840 Let's try to make this happen to see if we 2500 02:00:41.920 --> 02:00:44.079 can get steam on our own or just fuck it right, 2501 02:00:44.119 --> 02:00:44.960 And he's like, you're right. 2502 02:00:45.000 --> 02:00:47.319 So we went and talked Tommy and he goes, okay, 2503 02:00:47.520 --> 02:00:50.760 but we're a you know, it's gonna drop you guys down. 2504 02:00:50.800 --> 02:00:52.319 You know, down the ladder. Though, being he was honest 2505 02:00:52.359 --> 02:00:53.279 about it, and he was like yeah. 2506 02:00:53.279 --> 02:00:57.119 So then we worked with We dropped her the dangerous 2507 02:00:57.159 --> 02:01:00.520 lines and that's you know, we basically asked, so we 2508 02:01:00.960 --> 02:01:03.119 try to get over on her own without having a girlfriend. 2509 02:01:03.239 --> 02:01:06.239 I mean, anything was great. Donna was good because you know, 2510 02:01:06.279 --> 02:01:08.319 we had we finally had. We did some funny promos. 2511 02:01:08.359 --> 02:01:10.479 She had these big monster tits that bounced all over 2512 02:01:10.560 --> 02:01:13.399 the place. I mean, guys like that and this that 2513 02:01:13.560 --> 02:01:15.159 The next thing about it is, but at one point, 2514 02:01:15.199 --> 02:01:17.560 at some point, we're just kind of like, you know, your. 2515 02:01:17.520 --> 02:01:18.960 Egos, like, you know, I want to check it over 2516 02:01:19.079 --> 02:01:21.079 that being with a chick all the time, you know 2517 02:01:21.119 --> 02:01:21.399 what I mean. 2518 02:01:21.520 --> 02:01:43.840 So the story of Electraea, it's a bomb. Can you 2519 02:01:43.920 --> 02:01:52.560 imagine her? She laughs? Wait a minute, when Daniel Doran 2520 02:01:52.640 --> 02:01:55.119 just told that story, there was no indication of her 2521 02:01:55.159 --> 02:01:57.840 being evil about it. She was paranoid about can't you 2522 02:01:57.960 --> 02:02:01.960 picture bless her looks like this, freaking out like on 2523 02:02:02.039 --> 02:02:02.399 a plane. 2524 02:02:02.479 --> 02:02:06.640 Can you not picture? Oh god, absolutely, yeah, exactly. I mean, listen, listen, 2525 02:02:07.119 --> 02:02:12.000 a woman like her thinks everybody's out toget her. All right, 2526 02:02:12.159 --> 02:02:14.720 there absolutely would be a bomb on her plane. 2527 02:02:15.279 --> 02:02:19.079 She kind of gonna dance, and she kind of she 2528 02:02:19.279 --> 02:02:21.600 looks forward to a guy taking it too far so 2529 02:02:21.720 --> 02:02:25.479 she can make a big like you know what I mean, investigation. 2530 02:02:25.000 --> 02:02:27.279 Out of it. Yeah, she wants to, you know, she 2531 02:02:27.960 --> 02:02:30.399 she wants the guy to just you know, she'll push 2532 02:02:30.479 --> 02:02:33.239 it to one point so she can really fuck the 2533 02:02:33.279 --> 02:02:33.680 guy over. 2534 02:02:33.880 --> 02:02:37.119 Absolutely a big scene, big drama. She she likes ending 2535 02:02:37.159 --> 02:02:40.560 the night screaming in a parking lot. You know, Electra 2536 02:02:40.760 --> 02:02:43.000 can try to fuck me. Electra did you. 2537 02:02:43.039 --> 02:02:43.800 Did you hear the promo. 2538 02:02:44.279 --> 02:02:46.199 I mean, it's bad enough on audio, but if you 2539 02:02:46.199 --> 02:02:48.600 watch the video and you see her wonder and you 2540 02:02:48.720 --> 02:02:50.640 see her reaching for what to say next. 2541 02:02:51.439 --> 02:02:53.520 It's so bad. It's so bad. 2542 02:02:53.600 --> 02:02:55.039 It has to be a story here with this this 2543 02:02:55.199 --> 02:02:57.760 woman and how she got into this position. 2544 02:02:57.840 --> 02:02:58.399 There has to be. 2545 02:03:01.880 --> 02:03:07.039 Because that because because I mean, I know that the 2546 02:03:07.239 --> 02:03:11.159 accent isn't gender specific, but it's one thing to hear 2547 02:03:11.239 --> 02:03:12.039 Vince Russo. 2548 02:03:11.800 --> 02:03:12.239 Talk like that. 2549 02:03:12.760 --> 02:03:17.760 It yeah right, it's it is like it's really a 2550 02:03:17.800 --> 02:03:21.119 woman you as sort of like you know, like an 2551 02:03:21.159 --> 02:03:23.680 erotic dancer character, and then that comes down to her mouth. 2552 02:03:23.720 --> 02:03:25.640 It's like, oh right, my god, I was gonna say, 2553 02:03:25.680 --> 02:03:29.800 did I ever tell you this story? VFW Yeah, yeah, 2554 02:03:29.920 --> 02:03:35.880 the yeah you're in here, the Wakefield Social Club. 2555 02:03:37.039 --> 02:03:38.479 The stepas got an accent. 2556 02:03:38.880 --> 02:03:41.800 Yeah, It's it's like, you know, like there there was 2557 02:03:41.880 --> 02:03:44.119 one that was like, you know, she was kind of attractive, 2558 02:03:45.960 --> 02:03:48.600 and then she came out with the biggest fucking soufie 2559 02:03:48.640 --> 02:03:52.439 accent you can possibly imagine, and it was just like 2560 02:03:53.079 --> 02:03:56.720 any kind of of of of remote attraction that there 2561 02:03:56.840 --> 02:03:57.159 was there. 2562 02:03:58.840 --> 02:04:01.439 That's so unfair to her beautiful Boston women. 2563 02:04:02.000 --> 02:04:04.640 It absolutely is listen, it is, and I'm sorry, but 2564 02:04:04.800 --> 02:04:11.760 it's so true. It's so true. There was when I 2565 02:04:11.960 --> 02:04:15.079 just graduated high school. I it was back in my 2566 02:04:15.279 --> 02:04:22.640 days of of doing wedding videography, fucking Christ. And I remember, 2567 02:04:23.760 --> 02:04:26.600 you know, I met I met this. I met a 2568 02:04:26.760 --> 02:04:29.800 girl at at at like a I doing like friends 2569 02:04:29.840 --> 02:04:32.000 weddings like it wasn't it wasn't, you know, in relatives 2570 02:04:32.039 --> 02:04:35.479 and stuff like that, and and I I got a 2571 02:04:37.640 --> 02:04:39.199 I I remember, and I met this girl and I 2572 02:04:39.199 --> 02:04:41.680 actually had the balls all right to go up and 2573 02:04:41.840 --> 02:04:44.319 like ask for her number or something like that. And 2574 02:04:44.840 --> 02:04:46.479 and I said, you know, said hey, what's you know, 2575 02:04:46.520 --> 02:04:48.439 it's like, what's your name? And she said, oh, my 2576 02:04:48.560 --> 02:04:51.079 name's Jen Cotta. And I was like, oh, she's like Italian, 2577 02:04:53.279 --> 02:04:58.039 I know. Like I was like, oh yes, and how 2578 02:04:58.079 --> 02:05:00.159 do you spell that? C O T T as O 2579 02:05:00.319 --> 02:05:05.000 T T. I was like, oh, all right, and maybe 2580 02:05:05.000 --> 02:05:10.560 I won't to call you so bad. 2581 02:05:12.199 --> 02:05:13.560 Let me let me let me tell you something. Your 2582 02:05:13.600 --> 02:05:15.840 fucking asshole, you're not too much to look at yourself? 2583 02:05:16.439 --> 02:05:18.439 Yeah, your little fuck, your fat fuck. 2584 02:05:18.319 --> 02:05:23.479 Oh big fucking loss. Yeah, can't fucking jp sorrow? What 2585 02:05:23.560 --> 02:05:29.920 am I gonna fucking do now you fucking I'm gonna 2586 02:05:29.920 --> 02:05:32.399 get my fire fighter boyfriend to beat that ship out 2587 02:05:32.439 --> 02:05:36.479 of you. After some scorpion bowls were wearing Timbaland's on 2588 02:05:36.600 --> 02:05:37.399 a Saturday night. 2589 02:05:38.319 --> 02:05:40.399 I'm gonna go skiing in jeans this weekend. What do 2590 02:05:40.479 --> 02:05:47.159 you doing? I'm gonna go up to winn Asaki. I'm 2591 02:05:47.159 --> 02:05:49.880 gonna I'm gonna do some some downhill Like what choose. 2592 02:05:49.640 --> 02:05:55.199 It, man, I'm gonna do a halmshow for the week. 2593 02:05:56.960 --> 02:05:58.760 What'd you guys go? What a hampshot? We a white 2594 02:05:58.760 --> 02:05:59.680 Mountain's gonna Hampshire? 2595 02:05:59.840 --> 02:05:59.960 Come? 2596 02:06:00.479 --> 02:06:00.840 What have. 2597 02:06:05.760 --> 02:06:06.159 People? Like? 2598 02:06:06.239 --> 02:06:06.279 What? 2599 02:06:06.479 --> 02:06:07.000 What the fuck? 2600 02:06:07.760 --> 02:06:10.359 They could be? Okay? Yeah, so what are you doing? 2601 02:06:11.760 --> 02:06:13.520 Sh s s h h. 2602 02:06:15.439 --> 02:06:15.479 H. 2603 02:06:16.159 --> 02:06:19.640 They're Shire and they're shop. They're fucking sho. 2604 02:06:21.079 --> 02:06:26.920 Wished the ship? You know mind? You know you know 2605 02:06:27.000 --> 02:06:29.880 what my daughter does to really really piss me off. 2606 02:06:30.399 --> 02:06:38.680 What is she will call conquered concord. It drives me. 2607 02:06:38.920 --> 02:06:46.720 Nuts, obnoxious. You guys go to Billy You mean concord, Dad? 2608 02:06:47.640 --> 02:06:50.000 Shut up? Conk flight of the Concords. 2609 02:06:50.520 --> 02:07:03.760 That's right? Is that peabody? No, it's pa the whole the. 2610 02:07:07.039 --> 02:07:07.079 Like. 2611 02:07:07.199 --> 02:07:08.680 By the time you get to the d y, you're like, 2612 02:07:08.760 --> 02:07:10.479 this is taking too long. It was. 2613 02:07:13.079 --> 02:07:15.600 My brothers and baby, you know, got a place in 2614 02:07:15.680 --> 02:07:22.439 a uh and he got there. Can you go up 2615 02:07:22.479 --> 02:07:25.079 there in canoe? You know, I post on Facebook if 2616 02:07:25.079 --> 02:07:28.239 you want to see him. And we're making smalls. 2617 02:07:27.880 --> 02:07:32.319 Here see that he's gonna, she's gonna, he's busting. 2618 02:07:32.880 --> 02:07:37.279 Weather was beautiful. I heard that. Uh ah, I heard 2619 02:07:37.319 --> 02:07:40.720 the Mike Lowell's family used to stay there, remember him, 2620 02:07:40.760 --> 02:07:41.319 mit Mike Lowell? 2621 02:07:41.399 --> 02:07:42.039 Yeah, no ship. 2622 02:07:42.640 --> 02:07:45.079 Well my Mike, my cousin used to work a Fenway, right, 2623 02:07:45.279 --> 02:07:48.960 and uh, he's like, dude, you would not believe dude, 2624 02:07:49.279 --> 02:07:53.199 Mike Lowell's cock side because you know, he worked for 2625 02:07:53.560 --> 02:07:55.159 he worked for Fenway, but he kind of worked for 2626 02:07:55.279 --> 02:07:57.319 like the venue more than the team, you know what 2627 02:07:57.359 --> 02:07:59.199 I mean. And so one time he's in the locker 2628 02:07:59.279 --> 02:07:59.880 room and he said. 2629 02:07:59.800 --> 02:08:02.000 Yeah, he went, actually he worked for he was really 2630 02:08:02.119 --> 02:08:05.279 worked for, you know, the sausage stand for the sausage stand, 2631 02:08:05.279 --> 02:08:15.760 all right, for the strapped department, Hot dog Hu t hut, 2632 02:08:18.760 --> 02:08:22.880 hot dog, hot chocolate. 2633 02:08:25.840 --> 02:08:30.159 So this is what Electra does. She electrifies that fucking 2634 02:08:30.239 --> 02:08:33.800 cast is what she does. I'm electrified like a tesla 2635 02:08:33.920 --> 02:08:39.520 right now. Bitch, Oh fuck my life. So yeah, all. 2636 02:08:39.600 --> 02:08:42.640 This is quite an accent on on electric. 2637 02:08:42.720 --> 02:08:45.159 It's just it's not okay. It's not okay. Someone needs 2638 02:08:45.199 --> 02:08:46.520 to get a hold of her and get her to 2639 02:08:46.560 --> 02:08:46.920 calm down. 2640 02:08:47.119 --> 02:08:49.039 I called an audible there. I played that clip cold. 2641 02:08:49.079 --> 02:08:51.880 You know that was Danny Doring, right, I didn't, but 2642 02:08:52.000 --> 02:08:54.119 I figure and the Amy he's talking about in the 2643 02:08:54.159 --> 02:08:58.560 beginning his leader is right. So Electra is the replacement 2644 02:08:58.680 --> 02:09:02.239 for Leda as the valet for Danny Dorian roadkill. 2645 02:09:02.640 --> 02:09:04.319 Oh you know, Paul, I'm talking about bringing up them, 2646 02:09:04.760 --> 02:09:11.920 bringing up Amy as Leada works there. So we're going 2647 02:09:11.960 --> 02:09:14.399 to bring her up and take her from you. If 2648 02:09:14.439 --> 02:09:17.439 that's okay, do you mind? It doesn'tally matter if your 2649 02:09:17.439 --> 02:09:22.640 mind or not. It's already happened. Contract side voicemail, A 2650 02:09:22.720 --> 02:09:28.680 voicemail a lot of chance to object, and uh, I mean, 2651 02:09:28.720 --> 02:09:29.039 I hope. 2652 02:09:29.640 --> 02:09:29.760 Uh. 2653 02:09:29.920 --> 02:09:32.079 You know, if you have any problems with it, you 2654 02:09:32.439 --> 02:09:35.239 just keep that to yourself, because if you're call me back, 2655 02:09:35.239 --> 02:09:37.319 I'm not going to answer. And I'm going to just 2656 02:09:37.840 --> 02:09:41.760 keep on poaching people as I deem fit, as I 2657 02:09:41.840 --> 02:09:44.960 bite that tattoo on her shoulder. I'll tell you what 2658 02:09:45.000 --> 02:09:49.239 I've already had a nibble of of the woman who 2659 02:09:49.239 --> 02:09:52.079 I'm gonna call Lita like Lowlita. 2660 02:09:52.560 --> 02:10:03.640 You get my drip styles, didn't She rios unbelievable, has 2661 02:10:03.720 --> 02:10:08.560 the greatest moon salt in in a wrestling game history. Yeah, 2662 02:10:08.600 --> 02:10:10.520 she sure does a lot of hanging. No, no, not her, 2663 02:10:10.640 --> 02:10:11.119 not her, I'm. 2664 02:10:11.039 --> 02:10:16.279 Talking about cereal in the fucking no Mercy. That that incredible. 2665 02:10:16.680 --> 02:10:19.920 Just massive moon time is remarkable. Yeah. Yes. 2666 02:10:20.199 --> 02:10:23.760 And so when in that promo, Electra makes reference to 2667 02:10:23.840 --> 02:10:27.000 Roadkill making fun of her for the flight issues, you 2668 02:10:27.079 --> 02:10:30.840 heard Danny Dorring explain exactly what that's about. Yep, that's 2669 02:10:30.880 --> 02:10:31.399 a bomb. 2670 02:10:35.119 --> 02:10:36.119 It's a bomb. 2671 02:10:36.800 --> 02:10:41.760 There's like a ninety percent chance that she's got a 2672 02:10:41.800 --> 02:10:44.760 relative on FDN Y or NYPD that like responded to. 2673 02:10:45.159 --> 02:10:49.560 Oh absolutely, oh for sure, for sure. Or it's probably 2674 02:10:49.680 --> 02:10:52.159 some kind of distant cousin, right, it's almost like a 2675 02:10:52.239 --> 02:10:53.359 cousin of a cousin of a cousin. 2676 02:10:53.439 --> 02:10:56.800 There's a ninety eight percent chance that there's like a 2677 02:10:56.920 --> 02:11:01.079 framed picture of someone in an NY uniform on a 2678 02:11:01.159 --> 02:11:01.920 wall in her house. 2679 02:11:02.439 --> 02:11:05.039 Yeah, that she's never actually met before, but it's a cousin. 2680 02:11:06.119 --> 02:11:07.960 So you heard it a little bit there. As they 2681 02:11:08.000 --> 02:11:09.920 cut away from that promo, the music is super Crazy. 2682 02:11:09.960 --> 02:11:11.560 He's now on his waind of the ring. Style says 2683 02:11:11.560 --> 02:11:15.680 super Crazy has heat with the network because he snubbed 2684 02:11:15.720 --> 02:11:18.319 his nose at them. Style said, like he should lay 2685 02:11:18.359 --> 02:11:20.159 down to let you coronate Rhino as the new TV 2686 02:11:20.319 --> 02:11:23.079 champion and not try to grab the brass ring. I 2687 02:11:23.119 --> 02:11:27.760 think that's a little insider terminology there from one Joey Styles. Yeah, 2688 02:11:28.359 --> 02:11:31.960 Sarah says, are you familiar with the terminology time monitored tradition? 2689 02:11:32.920 --> 02:11:34.000 Oh my god, the words. 2690 02:11:34.600 --> 02:11:36.600 They're supposed to just let Rhino win the belt? 2691 02:11:37.199 --> 02:11:40.600 Why why why are they going to do this? Why 2692 02:11:40.720 --> 02:11:43.399 do they feel the need to do this kind of shit? 2693 02:11:44.079 --> 02:11:46.600 Waidos in the ring with Graziano, like talking. 2694 02:11:46.439 --> 02:11:50.399 About talking about certain behind the scenes stuff is okay, 2695 02:11:50.479 --> 02:11:52.279 but like when you start talking about. 2696 02:11:52.279 --> 02:11:56.079 He's doing it as comedy though he's doing it obnoxiously, but. 2697 02:11:56.720 --> 02:11:59.239 Still it's it's drawing attention to the fact that it's 2698 02:11:59.279 --> 02:12:03.600 all bullshit and why am I watching? Mask was of 2699 02:12:03.680 --> 02:12:04.119 that anyway? 2700 02:12:04.319 --> 02:12:08.479 Watching this whole kind of the CW is curious and 2701 02:12:08.560 --> 02:12:11.680 that they would always do that, yet they still somehow 2702 02:12:11.840 --> 02:12:14.199 that was part of Paul's genius. Frankly, when it came 2703 02:12:14.239 --> 02:12:16.239 time to shoot a really hot angle. They knew how 2704 02:12:16.319 --> 02:12:19.159 to how to get you dialed in for real, you know, 2705 02:12:19.399 --> 02:12:21.960 like you have a show where Cyrus said that on 2706 02:12:22.039 --> 02:12:24.520 the same show where Dusty turns the clock back twenty years, 2707 02:12:24.600 --> 02:12:28.880 you know, fans allow themselves to be transported along all 2708 02:12:28.960 --> 02:12:31.760 the line the philosophical lines that Dusty talked about in 2709 02:12:31.800 --> 02:12:33.720 that shoot interview clip we played in part one. 2710 02:12:34.279 --> 02:12:38.920 I guess extremes it's sure, sure, I'm with you, but 2711 02:12:39.119 --> 02:12:45.760 like the the the the ext I mean, it's no, no, 2712 02:12:46.079 --> 02:12:49.279 no surprise put intended, but like the extremes of it all, 2713 02:12:49.840 --> 02:12:52.399 like it's either there seems to be very little middle ground. 2714 02:12:52.479 --> 02:12:58.119 It's either ludicrous so completely it's it's either completely fake 2715 02:12:58.319 --> 02:13:02.319 and phony, or it's like, holy legit. Yeah true, that's 2716 02:13:02.359 --> 02:13:04.760 hard for me to really get around. It's too black 2717 02:13:04.800 --> 02:13:06.520 and white for me. On the same show, shades of 2718 02:13:07.039 --> 02:13:11.880 Es of gray first, shades of gray. So not good 2719 02:13:11.960 --> 02:13:12.760 guys and bad. 2720 02:13:12.680 --> 02:13:16.199 Guys, right, that would insult the intelligence of our audience. 2721 02:13:16.279 --> 02:13:18.680 Exactly, or insult my own intelligence of my audience. 2722 02:13:19.119 --> 02:13:22.560 The tournament was an eight man Rhino beat Spike Dudley 2723 02:13:22.640 --> 02:13:26.479 to advance. Sandman had beat to Jerry to advance. I 2724 02:13:26.520 --> 02:13:28.039 look forward to playing a clip in a little while 2725 02:13:28.079 --> 02:13:33.359 where sand Man says he never wrestled to Jerry. Little 2726 02:13:33.399 --> 02:13:36.399 Guido beat Kid Cash to advance and Super Crazy beat 2727 02:13:36.840 --> 02:13:40.520 c W Anderson to advance. This is all on ECW 2728 02:13:40.640 --> 02:13:43.399 television in the month of March, So it's Rhino Sandman, 2729 02:13:43.479 --> 02:13:44.920 and we know what happened earlier in the show. Rhino 2730 02:13:45.000 --> 02:13:47.840 gets the buy and this is Guido versus Super Crazy, 2731 02:13:47.920 --> 02:13:51.319 the battle Greeto beating Cash and Crazy beating Anderson to 2732 02:13:51.359 --> 02:13:55.039 advance to this point, so he doesn't know when we 2733 02:13:55.079 --> 02:13:58.479 wrought Ono the Sicilian shooter. What would ECW be without 2734 02:13:58.520 --> 02:14:01.520 these the long leathered jackets like the fat guys would. 2735 02:14:01.720 --> 02:14:05.680 I'm sorry, did you say the Sicilian proshood? Is that 2736 02:14:05.720 --> 02:14:06.119 what you're saying? 2737 02:14:06.600 --> 02:14:07.800 Pretty much? Pretty much? 2738 02:14:08.479 --> 02:14:10.880 Sicilian proshuoter Salami and uh. 2739 02:14:12.279 --> 02:14:14.119 Elser said in The Observer that the original plan for 2740 02:14:14.199 --> 02:14:15.760 this was a three way with the jury, but they 2741 02:14:15.800 --> 02:14:18.000 decided to get to jury involved in the main event 2742 02:14:18.119 --> 02:14:23.079 instead because Super Crazy into Jury was pretty magical back then. 2743 02:14:23.439 --> 02:14:26.039 But they decided not to run it back we promised it. 2744 02:14:27.279 --> 02:14:31.119 And not to fucking not to fucking even have them 2745 02:14:31.119 --> 02:14:33.840 wrestle each other, just have them involved in the main event. 2746 02:14:34.279 --> 02:14:39.199 Yeah, I know what a mess yep. But a homie 2747 02:14:39.279 --> 02:14:41.640 Zach who always steps up when he feels he can 2748 02:14:41.680 --> 02:14:44.439 be of assistance was the first things in reaching out 2749 02:14:44.479 --> 02:14:47.800 to Sandman. All right, and uh he asked him something 2750 02:14:47.840 --> 02:14:49.800 that proves germane I would say to this part of 2751 02:14:49.840 --> 02:14:53.359 the podcast, but it's what we realized that, Uh, the 2752 02:14:53.560 --> 02:14:56.439 abrupt end in the in the in the truncated nature 2753 02:14:56.560 --> 02:14:58.960 of that first gammeia was going to be characteristic of 2754 02:15:00.039 --> 02:15:01.800 of Samman requests going forward. 2755 02:15:03.880 --> 02:15:05.880 No, Jack, what the fuck up? 2756 02:15:06.079 --> 02:15:09.399 Yeah, that's right, it's the same man, hardcore dude. 2757 02:15:10.319 --> 02:15:11.880 Uh you was that your boy, Zach? 2758 02:15:12.000 --> 02:15:14.520 He said in the South to eat his cameo, you 2759 02:15:14.560 --> 02:15:20.319 guys were two thousand living dangerously. To Jerry, I would 2760 02:15:20.319 --> 02:15:22.760 have said, I never had a singles match against the 2761 02:15:22.880 --> 02:15:25.079 jury of my life. But I didn't really like him 2762 02:15:25.159 --> 02:15:28.800 much anyway, because he always he always he could talk English, 2763 02:15:28.920 --> 02:15:31.000 but he would use it like if he didn't want 2764 02:15:31.039 --> 02:15:33.159 to do something in a match or anything. He would 2765 02:15:33.239 --> 02:15:37.239 uh to Jerry be like, oh no, don't understand and bullshit. 2766 02:15:37.840 --> 02:15:40.000 Back in the day, we didn't have any phones. So 2767 02:15:40.119 --> 02:15:42.439 I heard him on a payphone talking speaking. 2768 02:15:42.239 --> 02:15:48.039 Speaking, terfect what's going on? But either way, Terry Funk, 2769 02:15:48.600 --> 02:15:50.880 there's too many. Ah, he was the greatest thing in 2770 02:15:50.920 --> 02:15:55.319 the world. He hated to hear, but he was the 2771 02:15:55.359 --> 02:15:57.000 greatest in the world. No, Terry Funk. 2772 02:15:57.560 --> 02:15:59.720 I think Zach tucked in a question about and Terry 2773 02:15:59.760 --> 02:16:04.279 Funk memory and Sam Man's phone starts ringing. So he 2774 02:16:04.359 --> 02:16:05.840 read that ship up broke. 2775 02:16:06.319 --> 02:16:08.479 I'll tell I'll tell you. It's really funny how he's 2776 02:16:08.560 --> 02:16:11.920 like the shortest cameo guy ever when it comes to wrestling. 2777 02:16:11.960 --> 02:16:14.800 He's like, give me that fucking cake. What do you want? 2778 02:16:14.920 --> 02:16:16.600 A half house? Sorry, yeah, I want to tell you 2779 02:16:16.640 --> 02:16:17.800 a half ass fucking story. 2780 02:16:17.920 --> 02:16:20.079 And Ricky Steamboats give me a twenty minute tour of 2781 02:16:20.119 --> 02:16:22.239 his house. When I asked him who was the ninja 2782 02:16:22.520 --> 02:16:24.159 in the vignettes to introduce. 2783 02:16:23.960 --> 02:16:26.960 Hi, It's like, it's like you can ask Rickey Steamboat 2784 02:16:27.479 --> 02:16:30.159 what was your what was your nickname in wrestling? And 2785 02:16:30.239 --> 02:16:32.719 you go the whole fucking storyline. Take it out of 2786 02:16:32.719 --> 02:16:36.200 the basement, Take it out of the basement? Can we not? Actually, Ricky? 2787 02:16:36.280 --> 02:16:39.239 It makes me a little nervous, pal what's that amazing? 2788 02:16:39.440 --> 02:16:42.440 There's such a such an interesting window over these wrestlers, 2789 02:16:42.559 --> 02:16:44.840 these cameos, you know, like how they treat them, how 2790 02:16:44.879 --> 02:16:47.600 they approach them, whether they fucking ignore them. You know, 2791 02:16:47.920 --> 02:16:49.319 it's fascinating how long I. 2792 02:16:49.399 --> 02:16:51.680 Went like and like Nash in his in his like 2793 02:16:51.920 --> 02:16:54.399 twelve minute political serenade. 2794 02:16:55.159 --> 02:16:57.040 Oh, he's the fucking kid. I don't care. 2795 02:16:57.239 --> 02:16:59.440 He's the king and he is, he absolutely is. I 2796 02:16:59.639 --> 02:17:02.959 will oh, I will gladly hand him money for stuff 2797 02:17:02.959 --> 02:17:07.639 because it's always gold. It's always gold. Actually this actually 2798 02:17:07.639 --> 02:17:09.559 it's kind of interesting. Actually have a question for him that, 2799 02:17:09.920 --> 02:17:12.280 but we'll get to that another time, okay, because I'm 2800 02:17:12.319 --> 02:17:12.760 very curious. 2801 02:17:12.799 --> 02:17:18.040 Actually, now Super Crazy versus Little Guido time, Uh fine, 2802 02:17:18.120 --> 02:17:20.760 Guido tacks Crazy from behind at the bell stall, says 2803 02:17:20.799 --> 02:17:21.600 crazy like, I'll. 2804 02:17:21.479 --> 02:17:25.360 Take a little Guido with cheese, please, I'll take a 2805 02:17:25.399 --> 02:17:26.319 little Guido with cheese. 2806 02:17:26.559 --> 02:17:30.719 Guido is a submission specialist trained by who boss Oh yeah, 2807 02:17:30.719 --> 02:17:33.360 billiy Robinson's right, so he has u w phied shooting ability. 2808 02:17:34.799 --> 02:17:37.200 He also is very very big fan of beings some 2809 02:17:37.360 --> 02:17:38.680 tolls with the whip. 2810 02:17:38.680 --> 02:17:41.200 Perversely progged by super Crazy drop down Wido goes over 2811 02:17:41.239 --> 02:17:44.239 the top, rolls and drops an elbow to the stomach 2812 02:17:44.319 --> 02:17:46.879 or the crotch. It's arguable, and it's a short drop 2813 02:17:47.000 --> 02:17:51.000 kick for two, where's my pizza? Chant for Sally Gratziano 2814 02:17:51.040 --> 02:17:53.120 and they would alway chant that for the FBI in general. 2815 02:17:56.040 --> 02:17:59.639 Grozziano to the corner, charge backdrop to the apron, goes crazy, 2816 02:17:59.680 --> 02:18:01.639 he based ball, slides back in and yanks Wuido. 2817 02:18:02.159 --> 02:18:04.520 There should have been was there ever, like a a 2818 02:18:06.040 --> 02:18:11.040 uh A faction with with in E c W. I 2819 02:18:11.040 --> 02:18:13.399 would imagine this would have been a thing with people 2820 02:18:13.479 --> 02:18:15.120 with just the middle initial of E. 2821 02:18:16.959 --> 02:18:17.000 No. 2822 02:18:18.120 --> 02:18:24.799 No, yeah, louis dangerously Sally Gratian. And you got Jim Barnett, 2823 02:18:24.840 --> 02:18:27.079 isn't it Jim Barnett's is where it all comes from? 2824 02:18:27.159 --> 02:18:29.399 Isn't that where it comes from? Yeah? James E. 2825 02:18:29.520 --> 02:18:31.959 Cornett, James E. Barnett, Yeah, yeah. 2826 02:18:31.959 --> 02:18:32.719 Yeah, jim Z. 2827 02:18:33.479 --> 02:18:37.639 They called him jim Z his first okay ye, So yeah, 2828 02:18:37.680 --> 02:18:39.280 it gets the enter to the floor, Guido gets thrown 2829 02:18:39.280 --> 02:18:41.079 into the apron and then over the railing, and then 2830 02:18:42.760 --> 02:18:43.840 he goes over the river as well. 2831 02:18:43.920 --> 02:18:46.520 I still don't understand how Sally Gratziano is not dead. 2832 02:18:47.639 --> 02:18:50.239 I know, I was totally I totally thought he died, 2833 02:18:50.280 --> 02:18:53.040 but I was confusing with big Dick Dudley. He really 2834 02:18:53.159 --> 02:18:54.879 I would have I would imagine he'd be He would 2835 02:18:54.879 --> 02:18:56.239 have been dead in two thousand and one. Honest, they 2836 02:18:56.280 --> 02:18:57.520 got looking at the size of. 2837 02:18:57.559 --> 02:18:59.959 Him somewhere covering significant surface area. 2838 02:19:00.799 --> 02:19:03.879 I mean, I just imagine he would get smothered in cholesterol. 2839 02:19:06.760 --> 02:19:07.920 So they're by cholesterols. 2840 02:19:07.959 --> 02:19:11.760 We're talking like one guy just twenty dollars door dash order, 2841 02:19:14.760 --> 02:19:16.159 eighty five dollars door dash order. 2842 02:19:16.239 --> 02:19:17.879 You know, and and and you know. The funny thing 2843 02:19:17.959 --> 02:19:20.159 is is that you'd think he would be someone like 2844 02:19:20.239 --> 02:19:22.120 kind of sitting inside his house waiting to be like 2845 02:19:22.280 --> 02:19:25.200 fed basically, but he's out the door. He's at the door, 2846 02:19:25.319 --> 02:19:29.319 like waiting the moment that fucker comes comes there. He's like, 2847 02:19:29.399 --> 02:19:33.559 he wants give me my fucking food. Bro, like you 2848 02:19:33.639 --> 02:19:38.719 imagine from Taco Bell, how set I will easily. Don't 2849 02:19:38.719 --> 02:19:42.399 they have those boxes of ten yeah? Or yeah they 2850 02:19:42.440 --> 02:19:47.479 have like giant Yeah. He gets like easily, really think 2851 02:19:47.520 --> 02:19:50.639 easily easily. I mean I'd say that that might be 2852 02:19:50.680 --> 02:19:52.760 an appetizer. And then he orders like Pizza Hut or. 2853 02:19:52.760 --> 02:19:56.440 Something west b KFCs. They're both the same brands. 2854 02:19:56.520 --> 02:19:59.920 Oh good point, well, pizza Hut too, I think yeah, 2855 02:20:00.159 --> 02:20:02.879 so forty taking the over. 2856 02:20:02.879 --> 02:20:04.760 Under that's on Sally's taco bell order. 2857 02:20:05.360 --> 02:20:07.360 Uh, taking me over. 2858 02:20:12.360 --> 02:20:17.760 That has all heads of wrestling implications taken there. You're 2859 02:20:17.799 --> 02:20:23.639 damn right, I'm taking the over, damn right, fucking guy 2860 02:20:23.760 --> 02:20:26.639 man like trips game over your damn right over. 2861 02:20:26.879 --> 02:20:30.719 Oh God, just spare on my shut up. It's so 2862 02:20:31.440 --> 02:20:34.639 like fucking moron, fucking. 2863 02:20:36.200 --> 02:20:36.239 Me. 2864 02:20:36.319 --> 02:20:38.760 Let me tell you something. You know, you know, when 2865 02:20:38.799 --> 02:20:40.799 I when I first realized what that was, when you 2866 02:20:40.879 --> 02:20:43.680 fucking taught me what over was, I have any fucking 2867 02:20:43.719 --> 02:20:46.559 idea what he was talking about exactly. You know, like 2868 02:20:46.680 --> 02:20:48.440 I sat there in ninety nine when he first said that, 2869 02:20:48.559 --> 02:20:50.520 and it's like it took me. It took me two 2870 02:20:50.639 --> 02:20:53.399 three years before I fucking realized, Oh it's a wrestling term. 2871 02:20:53.600 --> 02:20:54.040 I get it. 2872 02:20:54.479 --> 02:20:56.719 So clever you think it was. No one knew what 2873 02:20:56.799 --> 02:20:57.440 the fucking talk. 2874 02:20:57.639 --> 02:21:04.360 No one knew damn right them over. Yeah, I'm over it. 2875 02:21:04.559 --> 02:21:09.360 Ye, Hey, you forgot one word there, A very important word. 2876 02:21:10.520 --> 02:21:15.559 I don't know. You like his like conference with like 2877 02:21:16.040 --> 02:21:18.040 you know, with the top button under, you know. 2878 02:21:20.520 --> 02:21:24.440 Just like you know, there comes a point where you've 2879 02:21:24.479 --> 02:21:29.760 got the bald guy with the beard, the beard, the 2880 02:21:29.799 --> 02:21:35.799 fisherman's beard, and and it comes like a point where 2881 02:21:35.840 --> 02:21:41.799 it's like something just it. It feels weird looking at him, 2882 02:21:41.879 --> 02:21:49.120 like like I don't got the yeah for sure, and 2883 02:21:49.239 --> 02:21:55.760 it just feels like like a giant mask, you know, 2884 02:21:56.120 --> 02:21:58.840 like nothing about it is going out dressed as sand 2885 02:21:59.040 --> 02:22:01.280 Sammy Patinkin for Halloween. 2886 02:22:02.520 --> 02:22:05.920 Andy's not Sands, but. 2887 02:22:06.000 --> 02:22:10.079 It's like all year round, he's got a fucking latex 2888 02:22:10.280 --> 02:22:14.040 mask on his face. That's pretty funny. 2889 02:22:14.440 --> 02:22:18.000 That's pretty like a misdoubt fire kind of mask, exactly. 2890 02:22:17.719 --> 02:22:21.079 Exactly like he's if he's in a press conference where 2891 02:22:21.159 --> 02:22:22.719 the ac is broken, all of a sudden, you seet 2892 02:22:22.719 --> 02:22:26.200 like his eyeball drooping. Of course, I socket drooping down 2893 02:22:26.280 --> 02:22:29.600 because his latex is melting under the. 2894 02:22:29.600 --> 02:22:30.920 Heat, becoming problematic. 2895 02:22:31.600 --> 02:22:37.159 Game over indeed, pass so yes brought Siano Sally Parmigano. 2896 02:22:37.319 --> 02:22:51.479 Actually that's the wind, so actually it should be Sally 2897 02:22:51.600 --> 02:22:55.360 Pepek parmesan What shouldn't. It's all this PVC piping doing 2898 02:22:55.440 --> 02:22:57.639 here at Denny's. Oh just wait a minute. 2899 02:22:58.200 --> 02:23:00.840 We're going to elevate it at a forty five degree 2900 02:23:00.879 --> 02:23:03.280 angle and the kitchen is just gonna feed food items 2901 02:23:03.319 --> 02:23:05.440 into the pipe and it's gonna go straight in a 2902 02:23:05.840 --> 02:23:08.319 sal Parmegiano's face, and. 2903 02:23:08.360 --> 02:23:10.639 Then you don't have another another pipe up his ass, 2904 02:23:11.120 --> 02:23:13.600 so it goes right in and out, in and out 2905 02:23:13.840 --> 02:23:14.360 right away. 2906 02:23:17.520 --> 02:23:20.120 There's a there's a stable at New Japan Pro Wrestling 2907 02:23:20.200 --> 02:23:22.200 called Just five Guys, and I was like, wow, they 2908 02:23:22.280 --> 02:23:24.879 named it straight the after Sally Gratziano's diet. 2909 02:23:29.600 --> 02:23:31.680 Yeah. Yeah, you can take that either two ways too. 2910 02:23:31.719 --> 02:23:32.879 By the way, you could either take it as the 2911 02:23:32.920 --> 02:23:35.479 Burger place or you know, basically the size of his 2912 02:23:35.559 --> 02:23:36.959 portions he eats for five guys. 2913 02:23:38.159 --> 02:23:40.159 And you know, Guido coming into this in the in 2914 02:23:40.200 --> 02:23:43.319 the TV title tournament, heated so many wins, racked up 2915 02:23:43.360 --> 02:23:45.799 back to back. The guy was on an enormous roll 2916 02:23:46.319 --> 02:23:47.559 like Sally's Lunch. 2917 02:23:49.159 --> 02:23:51.639 In fact, he was on such a role that Sally 2918 02:23:51.760 --> 02:23:58.280 thought Guido was lunch. You stay on this role, buddy, 2919 02:23:58.280 --> 02:24:03.959 and I'm gonna have to eat you manga. 2920 02:24:06.440 --> 02:24:08.799 He gets the foot long cookie at subway. 2921 02:24:11.399 --> 02:24:11.639 And he. 2922 02:24:13.959 --> 02:24:15.520 And he puts the tip of the cookie on his 2923 02:24:15.680 --> 02:24:17.760 tonsil and he takes his index finger on the other 2924 02:24:17.879 --> 02:24:19.559 end of the cookie and he just pushes it down 2925 02:24:19.600 --> 02:24:19.799 his tow. 2926 02:24:20.200 --> 02:24:24.200 No cheering. It's going away. In the tunnel. 2927 02:24:24.719 --> 02:24:27.079 It's like a woman in private parts. 2928 02:24:29.520 --> 02:24:29.799 Throat. 2929 02:24:30.360 --> 02:24:32.520 But he does it with a warm chocolate chip. 2930 02:24:34.040 --> 02:24:35.559 And when it gets down, when it gets down on 2931 02:24:35.559 --> 02:24:37.040 the end of it, it kind of, you know, it 2932 02:24:37.559 --> 02:24:40.479 loses it's its momentum, and so it kind of squishes. 2933 02:24:40.559 --> 02:24:40.840 And just. 2934 02:24:44.559 --> 02:24:48.879 Hello, subway, Main Street. I get a question, Yes, can 2935 02:24:48.959 --> 02:24:53.319 I rent out the subway for a private event? How 2936 02:24:53.360 --> 02:24:54.520 many people are coming one? 2937 02:24:57.440 --> 02:24:58.639 Just but for twenty? 2938 02:24:59.159 --> 02:25:00.760 Well how many people you need working it? 2939 02:25:01.000 --> 02:25:01.440 None? 2940 02:25:01.559 --> 02:25:02.639 Just leave all the food out there. 2941 02:25:03.559 --> 02:25:07.719 Just leave it out there. I'll clean up. Believe me, 2942 02:25:07.959 --> 02:25:10.120 you have nothing left when I'm done. He can. 2943 02:25:10.360 --> 02:25:13.559 It's it's his like quarterly treat, you know. When the 2944 02:25:13.639 --> 02:25:16.479 check comes in. He rents out a subway and he draws. 2945 02:25:16.520 --> 02:25:19.520 He dressed the blinds. He looks like it's like eight 2946 02:25:19.639 --> 02:25:21.319 thirty at night, and like he looks out the glass 2947 02:25:21.360 --> 02:25:22.920 door because they close for the day. He looks left 2948 02:25:22.920 --> 02:25:24.440 to right in the parking lot and he just draws 2949 02:25:24.520 --> 02:25:28.200 the blinds. And what goes on between eight thirty at 2950 02:25:28.239 --> 02:25:29.440 midnight you wouldn't believe. 2951 02:25:29.959 --> 02:25:32.879 And what's amazing is that when the when the employees 2952 02:25:32.920 --> 02:25:36.280 come back the next morning, it is spots, spotless. 2953 02:25:35.959 --> 02:25:40.200 No inventoryless, you know they foes and get new stuff in. 2954 02:25:40.360 --> 02:25:42.680 But but you could fucking you could lick the floor. 2955 02:25:42.799 --> 02:25:45.280 For some reason, it is just spot. I mean, well, 2956 02:25:45.280 --> 02:25:46.879 he likes the ship that's on the floor, like there's 2957 02:25:47.239 --> 02:25:50.399 there's flavor. There's there's flavoring on the floor. You know, 2958 02:25:50.600 --> 02:25:55.079 it's good seasoning. I mean cold cuts, just like fisting them, 2959 02:25:55.639 --> 02:25:58.120 just like a full and. 2960 02:25:58.200 --> 02:26:01.719 Sometimes he lifts them up like buy its, you know, dangling. 2961 02:26:10.479 --> 02:26:17.600 What's the next? Let me see what They don't make 2962 02:26:17.639 --> 02:26:20.520 a meatball some alright, but I gotta have something war 2963 02:26:20.559 --> 02:26:21.559 I'm heating it up. 2964 02:26:24.639 --> 02:26:26.520 It's like eating slice of pizza while you're waiting for 2965 02:26:26.600 --> 02:26:30.360 your dinner in the cafeteria college. You always eat a 2966 02:26:30.360 --> 02:26:31.040 slice of pizza. 2967 02:26:31.079 --> 02:26:33.440 Well, it's amazing I didn't. It's amazing I didn't end 2968 02:26:33.520 --> 02:26:38.959 up his fucking size, honest to God, melted Sunday right 2969 02:26:39.879 --> 02:26:45.079 every day. Ah Jesus Christ, I'm surprised I could. I'm 2970 02:26:45.120 --> 02:26:47.680 surprised that my dorm bed didn't fucking collapse. I don't 2971 02:26:47.680 --> 02:26:48.879 know after eating all that ship. 2972 02:26:49.879 --> 02:26:51.959 Oh my god, it was so bad. They had no 2973 02:26:52.159 --> 02:26:54.520 there was no regard. I mean they're vegan for some 2974 02:26:54.600 --> 02:26:56.719 of those kids, but there was no regard for calories 2975 02:26:56.799 --> 02:26:57.159 or anything. 2976 02:26:57.200 --> 02:26:59.319 It was just like, well, that's it, like the moment 2977 02:26:59.399 --> 02:27:01.840 because the moment you get in there once you because 2978 02:27:01.840 --> 02:27:04.559 it wasn't like you paid for what you got, it 2979 02:27:04.719 --> 02:27:10.479 was you pay to end. It's an entrance fee. Yeah, 2980 02:27:10.719 --> 02:27:13.079 just fucking check off that thing. And then you go 2981 02:27:13.159 --> 02:27:15.680 in there and it's like you get to eat whatever 2982 02:27:15.680 --> 02:27:16.879 you want as long as you want. 2983 02:27:17.319 --> 02:27:19.479 God, can you can you feel the inside of that 2984 02:27:19.600 --> 02:27:22.200 dining room now with like that formal interior, like you know, 2985 02:27:22.239 --> 02:27:23.600 it's like, oh my god. 2986 02:27:24.239 --> 02:27:27.760 Yeah I can, I can right now. I think about 2987 02:27:27.920 --> 02:27:32.760 I I I think about there. I remember one of 2988 02:27:32.799 --> 02:27:35.840 those times you and you and I were having dinner 2989 02:27:35.920 --> 02:27:39.600 down there, and it was really when my first experience 2990 02:27:39.680 --> 02:27:45.559 realizing what it was like to be angry. Yeah, I remember, remember. 2991 02:27:45.639 --> 02:27:48.479 I just remember going into UH. I was just so 2992 02:27:48.680 --> 02:27:51.920 pissed off, like everything was fucking It was like so 2993 02:27:52.079 --> 02:27:55.559 angry every when the people smiling, having a good time, 2994 02:27:55.680 --> 02:27:57.319 enjoying their life. Fuck off. You don't even know what 2995 02:27:57.399 --> 02:28:00.440 good things are, piece of ship. It's all fake. But 2996 02:28:00.600 --> 02:28:01.799 then then we ate and. 2997 02:28:01.799 --> 02:28:06.559 It's like, oh I feel better, like chicken patties. 2998 02:28:07.920 --> 02:28:10.639 Chicken patties, maybe three slices of pizza and the burger 2999 02:28:10.760 --> 02:28:12.719 and egg salad sandwich and a. 3000 02:28:12.760 --> 02:28:14.799 Salad salad, well salad and makes it cross that off. 3001 02:28:14.879 --> 02:28:17.000 You know that's right, cancel everything out. We have a salad. 3002 02:28:18.440 --> 02:28:19.360 It's dessert times. 3003 02:28:21.319 --> 02:28:23.319 Yeah, that's really your only calories after you have the salad. 3004 02:28:24.520 --> 02:28:25.319 So they're over the rail. 3005 02:28:25.959 --> 02:28:28.200 Crazy pushes back here, damn right they are holy shit 3006 02:28:28.319 --> 02:28:30.319 pushes back to guard rail because in ECW, when you 3007 02:28:30.399 --> 02:28:32.760 dove over the rail, you just move the railing closer 3008 02:28:32.799 --> 02:28:34.159 to the ring. So it was the same thing as 3009 02:28:34.159 --> 02:28:36.399 a regular jump, except it was technically in the crowd 3010 02:28:36.399 --> 02:28:38.799 because you move the rail up to the aps. So stupid, 3011 02:28:40.879 --> 02:28:42.840 but they still talk a lot. He'll never clear it, styles, 3012 02:28:42.879 --> 02:28:44.840 he'll never clear it, and he does with an side. 3013 02:28:45.040 --> 02:28:46.639 As you see it's like as you get like a 3014 02:28:46.680 --> 02:28:48.840 close up of the guys pushing the railing closer to 3015 02:28:48.879 --> 02:28:50.760 the ring. He'll never clear. You'll never get over. He'll 3016 02:28:51.040 --> 02:28:51.360 get over. 3017 02:28:51.399 --> 02:28:53.440 At this point, he's going to do the shortest to 3018 02:28:53.520 --> 02:28:56.319 side moonsalt, the least distance ever covered in the history business. 3019 02:28:56.479 --> 02:28:57.760 Exactly, but there it is. 3020 02:28:57.799 --> 02:28:59.840 He nails it nice pop Crazy with the ECW s 3021 02:29:00.000 --> 02:29:01.680 at East to hear dst w T shirt when he wrestled. 3022 02:29:01.879 --> 02:29:04.239 Sarah says, if he bucks the network anymore, the only 3023 02:29:04.319 --> 02:29:05.879 job he'll have is when we do a remake of 3024 02:29:05.959 --> 02:29:11.000 Chico and the Man Okay Style says, anything's possible. After 3025 02:29:11.159 --> 02:29:14.120 Rock and Bowl, of course, that's a knock at TNN 3026 02:29:14.200 --> 02:29:18.760 original programming that we referenced in part one, Guido comes 3027 02:29:18.799 --> 02:29:20.239 in with a sling shot leg drop across. 3028 02:29:20.120 --> 02:29:24.920 The Isn't that that's cheap day, isn't it? What rock 3029 02:29:25.000 --> 02:29:29.200 and Bowl? And then rocks got a bowl? Okay of 3030 02:29:29.360 --> 02:29:33.079 cereal rock? Yeah, kind of, I know. 3031 02:29:33.520 --> 02:29:36.399 Super Crazy whipped to the corner, hip up in the corner, 3032 02:29:36.559 --> 02:29:39.920 it was underneath. He climbs up, but Super Crazy cuts 3033 02:29:39.959 --> 02:29:42.319 him off with the springboard flip power bomb. So he 3034 02:29:43.079 --> 02:29:46.239 pulls Guido off the ropes with emphasis, and that's two 3035 02:29:47.200 --> 02:29:49.040 to the floor they go, and Super Crazy springs off 3036 02:29:49.079 --> 02:29:51.520 the rail and jumps into a Fuji are arm bar 3037 02:29:51.639 --> 02:29:52.000 on the floor. 3038 02:29:52.079 --> 02:29:54.479 Is Oh, yes he does, Yes, he does. I mean 3039 02:29:54.600 --> 02:29:56.280 that's awesome, that was good. I'm a fan of that. 3040 02:29:56.520 --> 02:29:57.920 He puts the arm bar on him right there on 3041 02:29:57.959 --> 02:29:59.920 the outside, and then he drops him on the rail. 3042 02:30:00.040 --> 02:30:02.479 Sally does drops Super Crazy on the rail back in 3043 02:30:02.520 --> 02:30:04.600 Guido gets two cyrus, pleads with then to hook the 3044 02:30:04.680 --> 02:30:06.559 arm bar again, but he doesn't even he mixes it 3045 02:30:06.680 --> 02:30:07.120 up some more. 3046 02:30:07.760 --> 02:30:10.719 I mean he talks about Guido's toughness too in regards 3047 02:30:10.799 --> 02:30:13.000 to Billy Robinson. 3048 02:30:13.159 --> 02:30:14.760 Guido is very very top. 3049 02:30:14.840 --> 02:30:16.920 You don't go from training with Billy Robinson. 3050 02:30:16.639 --> 02:30:21.079 And off be absolutely right yep, reverse whip backdrops. Super 3051 02:30:21.120 --> 02:30:22.840 Crazy though, lends on the apron and comes outside him 3052 02:30:22.879 --> 02:30:24.520 with a springboard, but he's cut down with a forum 3053 02:30:24.559 --> 02:30:26.879 of Guido in midflight. That gets to and then Guido 3054 02:30:27.360 --> 02:30:30.000 charges with a steel chair and misses Crazy gets his 3055 02:30:30.079 --> 02:30:32.559 hands on the chair and crowns Guido with it and 3056 02:30:32.639 --> 02:30:34.959 then does a top rope chair shot. So he goes 3057 02:30:35.000 --> 02:30:36.479 up top with a chair and rains it down in 3058 02:30:36.520 --> 02:30:39.719 Guido's head. That gets to Guido does what it takes 3059 02:30:39.840 --> 02:30:42.399 to matter, does what it takes to be considered worthy 3060 02:30:42.440 --> 02:30:46.200 and runs the race. Here and Danbury Corner, Mount Hunodos Tress. 3061 02:30:46.239 --> 02:30:48.440 These count in Spanish when Super Crazy we do those punches. 3062 02:30:48.959 --> 02:30:49.360 That's cool. 3063 02:30:49.719 --> 02:30:51.680 He does side step with the charging Sally and lays 3064 02:30:51.719 --> 02:30:56.239 into him as well. Frank Pepe's Graziano here and Darian Connecticut. 3065 02:30:55.760 --> 02:30:59.079 Oh you're damn right. Oh absolutely, come on, there's no 3066 02:30:59.319 --> 02:31:02.879 chance he has Pepe is no fucking no, no, come on. 3067 02:31:03.000 --> 02:31:04.879 Absolutely he got like he had he had. 3068 02:31:05.159 --> 02:31:07.760 Big white box and tomato. 3069 02:31:09.319 --> 02:31:12.440 But you know about it. It's so good. It's so good. 3070 02:31:13.319 --> 02:31:16.360 I love I love Pepe. Been in a while. There's 3071 02:31:16.479 --> 02:31:19.159 a have you Have you been to the one? I mean, 3072 02:31:19.200 --> 02:31:23.719 the real one in in uh in uh new Haven. 3073 02:31:24.360 --> 02:31:27.959 It's really good, but I mean, I I enjoy any 3074 02:31:29.680 --> 02:31:34.559 I've gathered. Yeah, people, it tastes much different. It was 3075 02:31:34.680 --> 02:31:35.719 so so good. 3076 02:31:36.120 --> 02:31:41.639 Now I need one the Politana style, big fucking frosty beverage. 3077 02:31:43.200 --> 02:31:43.799 Bring that that. 3078 02:31:44.520 --> 02:31:47.920 I love? How simple the menu like, there's nothing, there's 3079 02:31:47.959 --> 02:31:50.360 nothing there. It's like, you know, you have like a 3080 02:31:50.440 --> 02:31:53.000 couple of pie options. There's not there's no other food 3081 02:31:53.120 --> 02:31:56.680 really this salad and stuff, Yep, there's not. It's so great. 3082 02:31:57.239 --> 02:31:59.799 Yeah, I always know what's up. How much better things 3083 02:31:59.840 --> 02:32:01.840 were be if every restaurant said we're gonna be known 3084 02:32:01.920 --> 02:32:05.959 for one thing, it'd be so much better, so. 3085 02:32:06.079 --> 02:32:11.360 Much easier, Like fucking cheesecake factory, many rights wherever. 3086 02:32:12.799 --> 02:32:16.000 It's like mm hm, so crazy gets on sale shoulders 3087 02:32:16.000 --> 02:32:17.639 and leaps into one of Guido's boots that gets to 3088 02:32:17.799 --> 02:32:19.879 Sally holds him in other hooks is Guido whips him 3089 02:32:19.879 --> 02:32:21.879 with a belt now, so they're double teaming crazy cover 3090 02:32:22.000 --> 02:32:24.280 one two and Joey says Guido wanted an Italian deathmatch, 3091 02:32:24.319 --> 02:32:26.879 which means anything goes. So this is notice qualification. I'm thinking, 3092 02:32:26.959 --> 02:32:28.719 what the fuck are you talking about? Every single match 3093 02:32:28.760 --> 02:32:30.239 in ECW is notice qualification? 3094 02:32:30.840 --> 02:32:31.479 Was that the case? 3095 02:32:31.559 --> 02:32:33.079 I didn't know if that case no one ever got 3096 02:32:33.120 --> 02:32:34.799 dqued in the history of VCW. I mean maybe it 3097 02:32:34.840 --> 02:32:37.799 happened before and someone's gonna well, actually, but you get 3098 02:32:37.840 --> 02:32:40.959 my point. The prevailing wind was such a you know, 3099 02:32:41.600 --> 02:32:43.520 that was something I th Doring points it out in 3100 02:32:43.559 --> 02:32:45.879 a shoot interview. It's like, that's something's always fucked upbout 3101 02:32:45.879 --> 02:32:48.959 ECW psychology is like, no one ever got dqued for 3102 02:32:49.040 --> 02:32:50.959 doing the most inhumane things to each other. But when 3103 02:32:51.000 --> 02:32:52.639 you put a submission on, you grab the rope that 3104 02:32:52.760 --> 02:32:55.479 referee broke that fucking hold up. Every time, it's like, 3105 02:32:55.479 --> 02:32:57.520 what are you gonna do to qualify me? There's qualification 3106 02:32:58.680 --> 02:33:01.719 whip drop and crazy with the big leaping DDT that 3107 02:33:01.879 --> 02:33:04.479 gets too crazy with the belt. Now he gets kicked 3108 02:33:04.479 --> 02:33:09.040 whip is reversed and he starts Italian whipping Guido, famous 3109 02:33:09.079 --> 02:33:11.200 for off the ropes by Guido gets too and Cyrus says, 3110 02:33:11.239 --> 02:33:12.719 that will make you famous. So that's a shout out 3111 02:33:12.760 --> 02:33:15.920 to Billy Gun's finisher. There, okay, Cyrus table loaded in 3112 02:33:15.959 --> 02:33:19.159 the ring. Guido, because he's a shooter, puts crazy on 3113 02:33:19.200 --> 02:33:24.760 a table. He climbs up mount Salsuvius as they called 3114 02:33:24.760 --> 02:33:27.719 it when it's awful. They climbed up on Sally Gratziano 3115 02:33:27.719 --> 02:33:32.000 and dropped an elbow and Gweed's kind of he misses 3116 02:33:32.120 --> 02:33:34.360 questions the table. So then Sally tries to power mom, 3117 02:33:34.360 --> 02:33:36.840 I'm super crazy, but crazy hurrican Ron is Sally. That's 3118 02:33:36.879 --> 02:33:39.200 one thing Sally could could flip over for hurrican Ron 3119 02:33:39.280 --> 02:33:42.280 at his size. That was a sight to see. And 3120 02:33:42.360 --> 02:33:44.639 then he covers Guido as crazy and all that table wreckage. 3121 02:33:44.680 --> 02:33:46.520 But that only gets too Cyrus says, what kind of to. 3122 02:33:46.760 --> 02:33:48.559 Tall was he? How tall was Graziano? 3123 02:33:48.719 --> 02:33:49.280 What's that again? 3124 02:33:49.879 --> 02:33:51.600 How tall was Gratziana. 3125 02:33:52.920 --> 02:33:52.959 Is? 3126 02:33:53.120 --> 02:33:55.000 I mean, I can't tell if he's really tall or 3127 02:33:55.040 --> 02:33:56.239 if these guys are just so short. 3128 02:33:56.319 --> 02:33:58.920 Yeah, they're exceptionally short, and these guys are junior heavyweight 3129 02:33:58.959 --> 02:34:02.760 to buy most most industry definitions at the time, because 3130 02:34:02.760 --> 02:34:04.959 he does look like a mountain compared to that right totally. 3131 02:34:06.719 --> 02:34:08.719 And on that cell of the rana, Syrus says, what 3132 02:34:08.840 --> 02:34:10.079 kind of torque do you need to have in your 3133 02:34:10.159 --> 02:34:12.040 hips if you're super Crazy to get a six hundred 3134 02:34:12.239 --> 02:34:13.799 pound man over in a hurricane rana? 3135 02:34:14.559 --> 02:34:16.520 Well, I also wonder how much Porky had in his 3136 02:34:16.600 --> 02:34:18.040 bill to. 3137 02:34:18.120 --> 02:34:20.079 The corner Crazy with a kip up. Guido catches him 3138 02:34:20.120 --> 02:34:21.719 and drives him down face first in ato the canvas 3139 02:34:21.840 --> 02:34:24.200 for two, and then he does the moritado, which is 3140 02:34:24.239 --> 02:34:27.799 the un prettier now it's blocked Crazy, It's a low 3141 02:34:27.879 --> 02:34:30.200 blow and power bombs Guido onto the table wreckage, then 3142 02:34:30.280 --> 02:34:32.360 does a springboard moon salt for the one, the two, 3143 02:34:32.639 --> 02:34:36.639 and the three. Seven minutes forty seven seconds, Super Crazy 3144 02:34:36.719 --> 02:34:39.760 defeats little Guido to advance to the TV tournament finals. 3145 02:34:40.319 --> 02:34:43.159 That's a lot of action for eight minutes of time, and. 3146 02:34:43.200 --> 02:34:44.639 I actually have to take it back. The one, two 3147 02:34:44.680 --> 02:34:48.200 three was a totally false finish because the ref counted three, 3148 02:34:48.440 --> 02:34:51.799 but it wasn't finished right right, and styles like starts 3149 02:34:51.840 --> 02:34:54.760 talking about how he starts talking about Crazy is going 3150 02:34:54.799 --> 02:34:56.760 to the finals even as they continue wrestling as if 3151 02:34:56.799 --> 02:34:58.360 that was the finish. He just like looks through the 3152 02:34:58.440 --> 02:35:00.680 fact that they fucked it up. Crazy picks him up 3153 02:35:00.719 --> 02:35:02.200 then hits him with the brainbuster, because you got to 3154 02:35:02.200 --> 02:35:04.799 add that, and that's kind of a dustiest point. You know, 3155 02:35:04.840 --> 02:35:07.440 you went through the table, it's over. Like you don't 3156 02:35:07.440 --> 02:35:09.040 pick a guy up from the wreckage of the table 3157 02:35:09.040 --> 02:35:11.559 and hit him with another move. That's kind of I agree, 3158 02:35:11.600 --> 02:35:14.639 I agree with that, but it's the brainbuster that gets 3159 02:35:14.680 --> 02:35:18.200 the three Crazy advances. And they asked Rhino in a 3160 02:35:18.200 --> 02:35:19.799 shoot interview with our video if he knew they were 3161 02:35:19.799 --> 02:35:22.040 gonna put TV title on him before the tournament, and 3162 02:35:22.399 --> 02:35:24.440 he figured Paul was gonna put a little swerve and 3163 02:35:24.959 --> 02:35:27.239 told him the day of the show in dan Berry 3164 02:35:28.000 --> 02:35:29.639 how it was actually all gonna play out with Crazy 3165 02:35:29.680 --> 02:35:32.920 getting it. And he actually felt that he was kind 3166 02:35:32.920 --> 02:35:35.360 of pissed off that they they decided the direction at 3167 02:35:35.360 --> 02:35:37.319 the last minute because he felt given more time, him 3168 02:35:37.360 --> 02:35:39.840 and Super Crazy could have had a better match than 3169 02:35:39.879 --> 02:35:42.440 they do in the finals. He said, we really couldn't 3170 02:35:42.440 --> 02:35:44.000 get together, and I was like, fuck main event in 3171 02:35:44.000 --> 02:35:45.319 the pay per view. I just felt like the match 3172 02:35:45.440 --> 02:35:47.479 was solid, but it wasn't you know, I didn't tell 3173 02:35:47.479 --> 02:35:49.760 a great story. He said they had the stuff with 3174 02:35:49.879 --> 02:35:51.799 Rob and everything at the end that was kind of 3175 02:35:52.079 --> 02:35:55.040 you know, shoehorned in there. But he thinks they could 3176 02:35:55.040 --> 02:35:56.639 have given the fans a better match. He was down 3177 02:35:56.680 --> 02:36:00.120 on himself for a long time about that. Yeah, matching 3178 02:36:00.200 --> 02:36:03.360 up with him and crazy really yeah, like still like 3179 02:36:03.440 --> 02:36:05.200 even hates the match. Yeah, I don't know he hates it. 3180 02:36:05.360 --> 02:36:08.280 I thought it was I think it was probably it 3181 02:36:08.360 --> 02:36:10.760 probably was not used to having so little lead time 3182 02:36:10.879 --> 02:36:11.799 to put a match. 3183 02:36:11.799 --> 02:36:14.000 I like it. I didn't like it per se, but 3184 02:36:14.079 --> 02:36:16.479 I know it wasn't that bad crazy music. 3185 02:36:16.520 --> 02:36:18.520 He's going to advance Joey and Cyrus final match of 3186 02:36:18.559 --> 02:36:19.239 the tournament. 3187 02:36:19.879 --> 02:36:21.360 Like a Steve Austin type. Is he like a Steve 3188 02:36:21.399 --> 02:36:22.159 Austin type Rhino? 3189 02:36:22.360 --> 02:36:24.479 I don't know, no, not really. Yeah, that's like the 3190 02:36:24.520 --> 02:36:26.399 only time the match that I've seen that I heard 3191 02:36:26.440 --> 02:36:30.280 in the interview. But this, you know, Steve will shit 3192 02:36:30.360 --> 02:36:32.920 on matches that his career is most celebrated. 3193 02:36:32.479 --> 02:36:34.079 For, right exactly. 3194 02:36:34.120 --> 02:36:35.959 That's what I was wondering, if like that this isn't 3195 02:36:35.959 --> 02:36:37.799 a match that fin I was most celebrated for. Though, 3196 02:36:37.799 --> 02:36:38.920 I have to say, I'm not sure what's on that 3197 02:36:38.959 --> 02:36:41.479 short list, but not that he's bad. He's a good 3198 02:36:41.479 --> 02:36:42.840 worker on stuff. But I just I don't know what 3199 02:36:43.000 --> 02:36:43.959 is the best rhino match. 3200 02:36:43.959 --> 02:36:44.600 I have no idea. 3201 02:36:45.200 --> 02:36:47.280 You know, that's kind of there are some wrestlers like that, 3202 02:36:47.360 --> 02:36:49.840 they're really solid. But yeah, you struggled to him a 3203 02:36:49.879 --> 02:36:51.680 great match they've ever had, you know, Like to me, 3204 02:36:51.760 --> 02:36:54.600 I think of his greatest match is one he's not 3205 02:36:54.680 --> 02:36:55.600 even really in, which. 3206 02:36:55.440 --> 02:36:58.399 Is the uh running. 3207 02:37:01.760 --> 02:37:04.239 So Joey tells us that the CCWVD game is the 3208 02:37:04.280 --> 02:37:07.280 first one rated M for mature, and then he says, 3209 02:37:07.319 --> 02:37:09.200 look how real this video game is. It's unbelievable. 3210 02:37:09.239 --> 02:37:10.239 Oh it's awful. 3211 02:37:10.440 --> 02:37:13.399 They show gameplay styles versus Cyrus. You could play as 3212 02:37:13.479 --> 02:37:14.600 Joey styles. 3213 02:37:14.959 --> 02:37:16.680 And the I guess, I guess what's real is that 3214 02:37:16.760 --> 02:37:18.559 there's blood in it, which is like every wrestling game 3215 02:37:18.559 --> 02:37:18.959 has blood. 3216 02:37:19.000 --> 02:37:21.120 And they had the fans chinning E c W constantly 3217 02:37:21.319 --> 02:37:24.440 in the game, and they show Style's elbow them off 3218 02:37:24.440 --> 02:37:24.680 the top. 3219 02:37:24.760 --> 02:37:26.399 Rod did you say, did you say you played it 3220 02:37:26.520 --> 02:37:27.319 or you had played it? 3221 02:37:27.440 --> 02:37:30.159 I didn't have it. Yeah, it was exactly what I 3222 02:37:30.239 --> 02:37:31.520 was wat was like as soon as I started playing 3223 02:37:31.520 --> 02:37:33.000 it's like, oh my god, this is the exact same 3224 02:37:33.079 --> 02:37:34.760 thing that the games. 3225 02:37:34.680 --> 02:37:37.840 Used to be. So I hated it, hated it. I 3226 02:37:37.920 --> 02:37:40.920 hated those. Yeah, it was so like derivative, you know. 3227 02:37:41.000 --> 02:37:45.000 It's like it was so hard to like. It was 3228 02:37:45.079 --> 02:37:47.079 like you really get bored with it pretty quickly. There 3229 02:37:47.159 --> 02:37:50.879 was no you know, there was nothing you could really 3230 02:37:50.920 --> 02:37:52.360 do with it. You couldn't have really good matches and 3231 02:37:52.399 --> 02:37:55.440 you couldn't you couldn't like create storylines or anything like 3232 02:37:55.520 --> 02:38:00.200 that exactly actually build programs like fucking no. Mercy was 3233 02:38:00.280 --> 02:38:00.799 so great at that. 3234 02:38:00.959 --> 02:38:03.760 Oh right, that was the difference with WF copied the 3235 02:38:03.879 --> 02:38:05.760 ww game engine. It was like, yes, that's a game 3236 02:38:05.799 --> 02:38:06.719 engine worth copying. 3237 02:38:06.879 --> 02:38:08.920 That's a step up. This is a game engine that 3238 02:38:08.959 --> 02:38:13.000 nobody asked for, right, yeah, exactly, nobody asked for it. 3239 02:38:13.040 --> 02:38:15.200 Nobody a sequel, yep. 3240 02:38:15.319 --> 02:38:17.520 So then we flash forward and bals mahone's in the ring. 3241 02:38:17.559 --> 02:38:20.079 If you're watching Peacock, they skip us some stuff and uh, 3242 02:38:20.600 --> 02:38:24.159 because he had the proprietary music as well, Kintaro Kennemora 3243 02:38:24.319 --> 02:38:26.120 from Japan had come in with flames on his vest. 3244 02:38:26.159 --> 02:38:27.319 This is over and an instant. I don't know what 3245 02:38:27.440 --> 02:38:30.799 this is about. They say balls turning from Japan, he 3246 02:38:30.840 --> 02:38:32.920 has living dangerously in his chair. He would often write 3247 02:38:32.959 --> 02:38:34.600 the pay per view logo or draw the paper view 3248 02:38:34.639 --> 02:38:37.799 logo on his chairs. Cyrus sy Joey is wasting the 3249 02:38:37.799 --> 02:38:42.079 company's money to put himself over by constantly going into 3250 02:38:42.120 --> 02:38:46.719 these monologues and also by showing the footage of himself 3251 02:38:46.799 --> 02:38:49.680 beating up Cyrus on the video game. He considers that 3252 02:38:49.799 --> 02:38:50.920 misuse of company. 3253 02:38:50.719 --> 02:38:53.440 Finds maybe not wrong. 3254 02:38:53.719 --> 02:38:56.000 So Kennamora sits across balsim Mahone's neck in the middle 3255 02:38:56.040 --> 02:38:57.840 rope and it's a dropkick from the apron an outside. 3256 02:38:57.879 --> 02:39:00.319 In Splash for two, Kenamora gets up hi sent on 3257 02:39:00.399 --> 02:39:02.639 backsplashed by the Japanese competitor that gets too. 3258 02:39:02.680 --> 02:39:04.559 Don't even fucking know what the hell's going on. 3259 02:39:04.639 --> 02:39:07.040 He Namo charges him a spinebuster. They called it the 3260 02:39:07.079 --> 02:39:10.319 ball breaker. I guess corprop frog splashed by balls gets too. 3261 02:39:10.440 --> 02:39:13.200 He climbs again, gets cut off, superplexed by Kanamora hard 3262 02:39:13.280 --> 02:39:15.280 chair to the head and Balls flips him off, dodges 3263 02:39:15.280 --> 02:39:17.719 a chair shot whip reversed, Balls pulls him into a 3264 02:39:17.760 --> 02:39:20.959 short arm clothes line, and then kennamar takes a crazy 3265 02:39:21.000 --> 02:39:23.959 inside out bump Balls grabs him in the Nutcracker sweet 3266 02:39:24.040 --> 02:39:26.719 on a chair one two three, It's over. I swear 3267 02:39:26.760 --> 02:39:28.959 to god, that's it. It's uh oh was the point 3268 02:39:29.000 --> 02:39:30.719 of that minute fifty eight? I have no idea why 3269 02:39:30.799 --> 02:39:35.239 they bothered, no clue. There's probably some story, maybe Paul's 3270 02:39:35.239 --> 02:39:37.799 flipping the bird to Japan. You know, it didn't take 3271 02:39:37.840 --> 02:39:40.159 much for Paul to feel like you weren't properly reciprocating. 3272 02:39:41.120 --> 02:39:42.760 I don't know if I was Cannamora. I fool all 3273 02:39:42.799 --> 02:39:44.479 the way over there, and this was the finish I got, 3274 02:39:44.680 --> 02:39:45.520 like what the fuck? 3275 02:39:46.799 --> 02:39:48.799 So yeah, like this just seems like a complete waste 3276 02:39:48.840 --> 02:39:49.079 of time. 3277 02:39:49.239 --> 02:39:51.280 It's just a lightning fast match to get the new 3278 02:39:51.360 --> 02:39:53.159 Jack angle going, and this is that fateful part of 3279 02:39:53.159 --> 02:39:54.840 the show. So the ball these hit the ring, slide 3280 02:39:54.879 --> 02:39:59.159 in total Angel Vic Rimes and they start attacking the money. 3281 02:39:59.200 --> 02:40:01.520 They pancake him, Balls nearly lands on his head. They 3282 02:40:01.520 --> 02:40:03.920 almost totally overrotate him and drop him on his fucking dome. 3283 02:40:04.520 --> 02:40:06.559 Divid know an Angel, the Kingpin, the king of the streets. 3284 02:40:07.000 --> 02:40:09.079 They placed him on a table on the outside. Grimes 3285 02:40:09.079 --> 02:40:10.799 climbs to the top rope and does a front flip 3286 02:40:10.840 --> 02:40:12.479 off the top end of the aisleway through a table. 3287 02:40:13.159 --> 02:40:15.920 So I guess this is a Danbury, Connecticut peace street fight. 3288 02:40:16.239 --> 02:40:20.319 Yes, the main streets. And so now Balls is taken 3289 02:40:20.399 --> 02:40:24.440 out by the Baldi's And yeah, like I said, if 3290 02:40:24.600 --> 02:40:26.360 you're watching it on Peacock, all of a sudden, the 3291 02:40:26.440 --> 02:40:30.000 worst fucking generic movie music you've ever heard takes over. 3292 02:40:31.639 --> 02:40:33.280 But this is what it sounded like at the time 3293 02:40:33.360 --> 02:40:33.920 in real time. 3294 02:40:35.879 --> 02:40:40.600 The four hundred pounder he called himself to see dropped 3295 02:40:40.639 --> 02:40:42.559 another the authors for rimes. 3296 02:40:55.479 --> 02:40:57.200 It is Jesus Christ. 3297 02:41:01.799 --> 02:41:04.239 That's what expecting again everything now. 3298 02:41:06.399 --> 02:41:08.719 He won't Jim stand new job. 3299 02:41:10.120 --> 02:41:12.079 Jake's here when he came to a. 3300 02:41:12.159 --> 02:41:15.000 Playing the boy start to do where your moment w 3301 02:41:15.319 --> 02:41:17.760 get the prison coming back. 3302 02:41:18.200 --> 02:41:20.920 It's like as a federal prison, not to flu like 3303 02:41:21.040 --> 02:41:23.600 you take a Yeah he's gonna fail that. 3304 02:41:29.520 --> 02:41:30.319 Can't we go do? 3305 02:41:30.600 --> 02:41:31.079 Taking the. 3306 02:41:37.879 --> 02:41:39.719 Can you check you're taking the bookies? 3307 02:41:39.719 --> 02:41:47.079 Not playing his out. 3308 02:41:45.280 --> 02:41:47.200 T mint after the flocks. 3309 02:41:46.920 --> 02:41:47.239 Do not. 3310 02:41:50.559 --> 02:41:53.399 Like he doesn't hamercause you don't like a railroads. 3311 02:41:54.200 --> 02:41:57.399 And it chock bringing up who woos bringing right up? 3312 02:41:57.440 --> 02:42:27.079 Hook here? Oh my, he puts a PlayStation Ontovito's balls 3313 02:42:27.120 --> 02:42:28.840 and then smacks it with a crutch or a chair. 3314 02:42:29.319 --> 02:42:29.680 Crazy. 3315 02:42:30.000 --> 02:42:31.520 So he comes out with the trash can full of 3316 02:42:31.559 --> 02:42:35.159 all kinds of ship guitars, crutches and the Federal prison stuff. 3317 02:42:37.239 --> 02:42:38.959 So yeah, that that's kind of the song that would 3318 02:42:38.959 --> 02:42:39.959 play on Loop the whole time. 3319 02:42:40.600 --> 02:42:43.559 I just don't yeah, okay, I mean it's cool. It's 3320 02:42:43.600 --> 02:42:45.120 a cool thing from to come out to that, and 3321 02:42:45.319 --> 02:42:47.159 the pop was amazing. Yeah. 3322 02:42:47.200 --> 02:42:50.479 Yeah. On the show, people just sat there waiting, you know, 3323 02:42:50.600 --> 02:42:53.840 for that to hit, Like when Corino and that clip 3324 02:42:53.879 --> 02:42:56.040 he was sucking by. It's either Danny Taz is going 3325 02:42:56.079 --> 02:42:58.479 to come out to kill you, or it's that beginning 3326 02:42:58.760 --> 02:43:01.360 sound of a bullet racing and Jack's coming. So he 3327 02:43:01.399 --> 02:43:03.440 strums a guitar and crowns Angel with it. Grimes of 3328 02:43:03.440 --> 02:43:05.760 Blindside Nwjack though he has a pizza cutter in his hand, 3329 02:43:05.840 --> 02:43:06.319 but that's. 3330 02:43:06.440 --> 02:43:10.479 Nothing unusual for VIC rimes. It's very true, probably from 3331 02:43:10.479 --> 02:43:11.280 pep Base as well. 3332 02:43:11.840 --> 02:43:14.000 This is indeed Dan Break Connecticut street fight. We're told 3333 02:43:14.799 --> 02:43:17.000 new jackets crimes with a snowshovel, crimes with a low 3334 02:43:17.040 --> 02:43:18.639 blow and throws Jack out of the ring and clothes 3335 02:43:18.680 --> 02:43:20.360 lines them off the apron into the crowd. They go 3336 02:43:20.959 --> 02:43:22.920 here we go, Beers thrown at their heads, these fans 3337 02:43:22.959 --> 02:43:25.079 trying to tap up new jack as they wade. 3338 02:43:24.879 --> 02:43:27.760 Through the people. You know what I hate about. One 3339 02:43:27.799 --> 02:43:31.200 of the real things I hate about fights into the crowd. 3340 02:43:33.120 --> 02:43:38.719 Mostly neither guys are concerned with whether they get hit 3341 02:43:38.840 --> 02:43:42.920 or not by the fans and like no by each other. 3342 02:43:43.079 --> 02:43:44.120 I know, they just like trade. 3343 02:43:44.840 --> 02:43:46.479 They just kind of like right, they just kind of 3344 02:43:46.520 --> 02:43:50.040 like walk and allow themselves to be hit, where I 3345 02:43:50.520 --> 02:43:53.959 would be more interested in some guy running away, yeah, 3346 02:43:54.040 --> 02:43:55.959 you know, and trying to get away from holl for 3347 02:43:56.079 --> 02:43:59.399 some reason. Moving Like yeah, they're always moving in there, 3348 02:43:59.440 --> 02:44:01.280 and they're walking at like kind of a slow pace. 3349 02:44:01.360 --> 02:44:04.159 But it's like it just looks so phony iop it. 3350 02:44:04.239 --> 02:44:04.840 Crowd brawling. 3351 02:44:04.959 --> 02:44:05.360 I hate it. 3352 02:44:05.440 --> 02:44:08.000 I think it's always so shitty when it's done. 3353 02:44:08.120 --> 02:44:10.200 I mean, there have been times it's been done well, 3354 02:44:10.479 --> 02:44:11.840 although I can't think of anyone off the top of 3355 02:44:11.840 --> 02:44:13.399 my head, but I know I've enjoyed some of them, 3356 02:44:14.559 --> 02:44:16.559 Like I think I enjoyed rock in Austin. 3357 02:44:16.680 --> 02:44:20.559 Yeh at, Yeah, Austin had that brawling team and that's 3358 02:44:20.559 --> 02:44:23.319 Downtown with science in his title, like he. 3359 02:44:23.559 --> 02:44:27.799 He he was good with it. But it's really it's 3360 02:44:27.920 --> 02:44:30.760 it's it's yeah, like when you start doing the it 3361 02:44:30.879 --> 02:44:31.559 just looks lazy. 3362 02:44:31.799 --> 02:44:35.079 Yeah, you know it does, and it is by the way, Yeah, 3363 02:44:35.200 --> 02:44:36.360 you get a rise out of the crowd. You have 3364 02:44:36.440 --> 02:44:38.360 to do anything for like twenty minutes, and it's done 3365 02:44:38.440 --> 02:44:41.079 too often, like it's too formula a part of shows 3366 02:44:41.120 --> 02:44:43.959 now and then you've got security parting the red seas 3367 02:44:43.959 --> 02:44:45.719 so you don't even get that crazy visual of the 3368 02:44:45.799 --> 02:44:49.840 fans all over the wrestlers. It's like really really contrived. Anyway, 3369 02:44:49.879 --> 02:44:51.920 these guys are walking to the gallows. Basically, it's I'm 3370 02:44:51.920 --> 02:44:54.760 watching this thing. I'm like, these guys have no idea 3371 02:44:54.840 --> 02:44:58.079 that they're slow walking to their death. Basically, yes, so 3372 02:44:58.280 --> 02:45:01.079 Grimes is attacking him with the with a stanchion, taking 3373 02:45:01.200 --> 02:45:03.399 forever out and the people. He arranges the tables just 3374 02:45:03.520 --> 02:45:07.840 so at the bottom of the scaffolding. Grimes didn't didn't 3375 02:45:07.840 --> 02:45:12.760 this guy marry Elon Musk Anyway, New Jack ran the 3376 02:45:12.840 --> 02:45:14.479 razor for some reason. He's got a bleed in the 3377 02:45:14.479 --> 02:45:16.639 middle of all this, even though right there's all this 3378 02:45:16.760 --> 02:45:17.479 other ships. 3379 02:45:17.200 --> 02:45:19.879 That happen, Like why why do you get a bleed too? 3380 02:45:20.000 --> 02:45:21.520 Like what happens He's laid out on the table. 3381 02:45:22.239 --> 02:45:24.120 Grimes puts a table on top of the other with 3382 02:45:24.200 --> 02:45:27.799 new Jack sandwiched in between, and new Jack starts to 3383 02:45:27.879 --> 02:45:31.719 stir as Grime starts to climb the scaffolding and he 3384 02:45:31.799 --> 02:45:34.360 starts climbing up the other side, and instead of climbing 3385 02:45:34.479 --> 02:45:36.079 down when he realizes Jack is. 3386 02:45:36.120 --> 02:45:38.879 Coming up, he keeps going up. Yep, And guess what, 3387 02:45:39.159 --> 02:45:42.559 you know, you know what, here's what Cyrus says about that. 3388 02:45:45.920 --> 02:45:47.799 Oh he just got even a glimpse of that annoying 3389 02:45:47.959 --> 02:45:48.680 music right there. 3390 02:45:49.479 --> 02:45:53.239 Yeah, it's the ratings, all right, but raperview Cyrus, that's right, 3391 02:45:53.360 --> 02:45:55.200 I know, Like I was like, I don't I don't 3392 02:45:55.200 --> 02:45:56.760 know if I can be proven per se. 3393 02:45:57.280 --> 02:45:59.120 But okay, just as they get to the top, they 3394 02:45:59.159 --> 02:46:01.840 take a faraway shot and it looks horrifying, as you 3395 02:46:01.879 --> 02:46:04.360 can tell, they're trying to position themselves way higher than 3396 02:46:04.399 --> 02:46:07.920 they have any right to be. Grant Grimes is standing uneasy, 3397 02:46:08.360 --> 02:46:10.680 nothing under their feet if they take the wrong step, nothing, 3398 02:46:11.360 --> 02:46:11.879 and it's just. 3399 02:46:12.000 --> 02:46:17.120 Like it's just so it's unnecessarily risky, and it just 3400 02:46:17.360 --> 02:46:24.600 looks awful. It's like it's like just basically because there's 3401 02:46:24.639 --> 02:46:28.360 no there's no pinache to it. 3402 02:46:29.120 --> 02:46:31.840 It's like walking into the electric chair. 3403 02:46:31.879 --> 02:46:36.879 Yeah, it's like it's like it's like in city, It's 3404 02:46:36.879 --> 02:46:39.840 like you're on a diving board and you just walk 3405 02:46:39.920 --> 02:46:40.520 off the board. 3406 02:46:40.719 --> 02:46:42.920 Well, there may not be to it, but as far 3407 02:46:42.959 --> 02:46:50.559 as Vick Rhymes goes, there is ghanash true. I wonder 3408 02:46:50.600 --> 02:46:53.600 what he celebrated with. Well, probably one of those fucking 3409 02:46:54.719 --> 02:46:58.799 like you know, colossal Sundays at friendlies afterwards, Oh for sure. 3410 02:46:59.120 --> 02:47:02.559 So Grime sets himself up. New Jack has climbed up 3411 02:47:02.600 --> 02:47:03.040 to him. 3412 02:47:02.920 --> 02:47:06.360 And I fucking love those goddamn sundays and probably yeah, 3413 02:47:06.920 --> 02:47:08.799 you and me and friends just took me back. That 3414 02:47:09.000 --> 02:47:09.879 just took me back. 3415 02:47:10.280 --> 02:47:12.280 So Grimes is thinking power bomb up there, But no, 3416 02:47:12.399 --> 02:47:14.639 it's blocking. These guys can barely move. They're pretending like 3417 02:47:14.680 --> 02:47:16.239 they're trying to do moves to each other, but they 3418 02:47:16.319 --> 02:47:17.079 can't move. 3419 02:47:17.360 --> 02:47:19.840 Yeah, they can't do anything. It's too yep. 3420 02:47:20.280 --> 02:47:21.959 So there's a nuts shot. You can tell they're talking. 3421 02:47:22.000 --> 02:47:24.159 They're having a full dialogue up there as new Jack 3422 02:47:24.319 --> 02:47:26.319 is you know, talked about. They're discussing how to do 3423 02:47:26.399 --> 02:47:29.319 this thing and whether they should they stand there and 3424 02:47:29.440 --> 02:47:32.799 new Jack takes a step backwards, a perilous step backwards 3425 02:47:32.879 --> 02:47:34.479 so that he's on the other side of the scaffold 3426 02:47:35.760 --> 02:47:40.280 from on another beam of the scaffold from Grimes. Grimes 3427 02:47:40.399 --> 02:47:42.239 turns like no, just turn around. 3428 02:47:43.040 --> 02:47:43.520 And then. 3429 02:47:45.000 --> 02:47:47.239 Jack looks behind him, like you said, looks down at 3430 02:47:47.239 --> 02:47:47.799 the tables, and it. 3431 02:47:47.879 --> 02:47:51.479 Just goes dooks. He doesn't jump, he just falls yep, 3432 02:47:51.920 --> 02:47:54.360 like nothing happened. There's no reason for him to have fallen, no. 3433 02:47:54.440 --> 02:47:57.920 Reason at all. And he's holding the Crimes shirt as 3434 02:47:57.959 --> 02:48:00.120 he's falling, and it pulls a little bit. But as 3435 02:48:00.159 --> 02:48:02.559 we said, Grimes, instead of rocking forward with the momentum, 3436 02:48:02.840 --> 02:48:04.840 goes pulls back for a second and then does a 3437 02:48:04.840 --> 02:48:08.319 front flip, and that differential is enough to cause Grimes 3438 02:48:08.360 --> 02:48:11.680 to land on top of Jack instead of next to him. 3439 02:48:12.479 --> 02:48:16.920 Oh and it's just you just can't believe they did it, 3440 02:48:17.200 --> 02:48:19.639 Like you just can't believe that they went all the 3441 02:48:19.680 --> 02:48:21.600 way up there and then just jumped and landed on 3442 02:48:21.639 --> 02:48:23.840 the concrete, Like, what the fuck is going on here? 3443 02:48:24.280 --> 02:48:27.600 I know, what was your plan? You know, what was 3444 02:48:27.680 --> 02:48:30.799 your plan? How do you jump from that high and 3445 02:48:30.879 --> 02:48:33.799 land on the concrete and not die? I'm serious, I mean, 3446 02:48:34.079 --> 02:48:35.799 that's that is the truth. No, Like you look at 3447 02:48:35.799 --> 02:48:37.639 it like a second story window or something, or a 3448 02:48:37.719 --> 02:48:39.520 third story window in a building. You're like, I would 3449 02:48:39.520 --> 02:48:41.520 die if I jump down here, and these guy's fucking 3450 02:48:41.520 --> 02:48:42.520 I don't know if it's that high, but. 3451 02:48:43.040 --> 02:48:46.280 Yep, oh my god, well fifteen feet fifteen feet high. 3452 02:48:46.680 --> 02:48:48.879 I mean, Grimes is front flipping just into the air. 3453 02:48:48.920 --> 02:48:50.920 He's no idea where he's gonna land, no clue. 3454 02:48:51.120 --> 02:48:52.920 Yep, yep, he could he could have. He could have 3455 02:48:53.040 --> 02:48:56.239 fucking landed on his ass and like completely shattered his tailbomb. 3456 02:48:57.799 --> 02:48:59.680 No fucking idea how they were going to land and 3457 02:48:59.760 --> 02:49:02.840 do that chance c W rabidly, of course they do. 3458 02:49:03.000 --> 02:49:04.920 Did they have what they want to see? New Jack? 3459 02:49:05.040 --> 02:49:09.760 Of course? Out of his nose? Listen, listen, all right, 3460 02:49:11.440 --> 02:49:15.719 every single person in this audience kind of want to 3461 02:49:15.760 --> 02:49:19.399 see someone die when they come to NCW show. Okay, 3462 02:49:20.959 --> 02:49:23.479 like you don't want to see someone die, but what 3463 02:49:23.600 --> 02:49:26.079 a story would be. But it'd be pretty cool if 3464 02:49:26.120 --> 02:49:26.520 it happened. 3465 02:49:26.559 --> 02:49:30.520 And the possibility of it happening is you know, a 3466 02:49:30.600 --> 02:49:32.399 bigger part of the reason you bought that ticket than 3467 02:49:32.399 --> 02:49:32.920 you would admit. 3468 02:49:33.040 --> 02:49:33.840 Yep, yep. 3469 02:49:34.920 --> 02:49:36.639 And this is the closest I think they ever got 3470 02:49:36.680 --> 02:49:39.840 to it, And the tone changes immediately from the announcers, 3471 02:49:40.639 --> 02:49:43.040 Cyrus gets a little serious. I'm a little bit concerned here, Joey, 3472 02:49:43.120 --> 02:49:45.840 he says. They come over to the ground, and security 3473 02:49:45.920 --> 02:49:49.159 does and get Grimes to his feet, but nothing from 3474 02:49:49.239 --> 02:49:53.360 new Jack and and styles know that this is right 3475 02:49:53.399 --> 02:49:55.399 away on the replay. Well he actually even before the 3476 02:49:55.479 --> 02:49:58.120 replay was able to appreciate that Grimes had landed on 3477 02:49:58.200 --> 02:50:00.399 Newjack when you first watch it, not knowing, I think 3478 02:50:00.399 --> 02:50:02.319 you don't necessarily know he lands on his head. 3479 02:50:02.680 --> 02:50:03.520 Yeah, I no, you don't. 3480 02:50:03.959 --> 02:50:06.360 He just kind of lands, you know, he lands awkwardly 3481 02:50:06.479 --> 02:50:08.319 on top of him, but you don't really appreciate the 3482 02:50:08.360 --> 02:50:13.280 head part of it. And we cut the hands high 3483 02:50:13.399 --> 02:50:17.200 and fist pumping all around the all around the corpses 3484 02:50:18.079 --> 02:50:20.040 or new Jack's corpse in particular, and I thought. 3485 02:50:19.879 --> 02:50:23.600 This was like this, dude, they're just again the sadistic, 3486 02:50:25.959 --> 02:50:28.760 the blood the bloods. Yeah, like I just. 3487 02:50:30.920 --> 02:50:33.360 You know, I don't know if I ever really hopelessly 3488 02:50:33.399 --> 02:50:39.600 addicted to holy shit moments, right, and it really it 3489 02:50:40.399 --> 02:50:42.479 kind of hurts my soul a little bit, believe it 3490 02:50:42.559 --> 02:50:42.680 or not. 3491 02:50:43.040 --> 02:50:43.239 E C. 3492 02:50:43.399 --> 02:50:48.959 Dub and it's listen not a fan. E C. Dub, No, thanks, 3493 02:50:51.399 --> 02:50:51.840 I love it. 3494 02:50:52.639 --> 02:50:54.840 I love it so much. Now this is a big thing. 3495 02:50:54.920 --> 02:50:57.399 It's missing because of the dubbed over music on Peacock. 3496 02:50:57.719 --> 02:51:02.120 This is like perverse ECW poetry here. Yeah, as new 3497 02:51:02.200 --> 02:51:05.319 Jack is laying there and he having suffered this, this 3498 02:51:05.479 --> 02:51:10.879 horrific uh splatter against Vic Grimes, they hit the point someone, 3499 02:51:12.399 --> 02:51:15.000 oh where this wrings out over the building as he 3500 02:51:15.079 --> 02:51:16.360 lies there on the brink of death. 3501 02:51:24.920 --> 02:51:30.000 You're just moving. He come from above, forty. 3502 02:51:29.799 --> 02:51:31.239 Beat up and it comes. 3503 02:51:32.040 --> 02:51:32.319 I'm a. 3504 02:51:34.040 --> 02:51:35.120 Flaming on top of. 3505 02:51:40.079 --> 02:51:43.280 D Oh my god, I want to. 3506 02:51:49.639 --> 02:52:01.600 I don't wanna you heard I don't want to die. 3507 02:52:02.120 --> 02:52:02.319 Die. 3508 02:52:02.520 --> 02:52:05.639 Yeah, as he's dying, they're dying. I thought that was 3509 02:52:05.799 --> 02:52:08.239 crazy when I first saw that. That is pretty fucking 3510 02:52:08.280 --> 02:52:11.120 crazy rhymes being let out by security, you know, with 3511 02:52:11.200 --> 02:52:13.559 his arms around their shoulders, barely able to stand. But 3512 02:52:13.639 --> 02:52:16.200 it doesn't stop Vic Rimes from pumping his fist like 3513 02:52:16.280 --> 02:52:20.799 trump after he got shot. That was a big part 3514 02:52:20.840 --> 02:52:23.760 of the heat. We cut away to Joey and Cyrus 3515 02:52:24.319 --> 02:52:26.000 on pay per view. They plugged the dates again in 3516 02:52:26.079 --> 02:52:28.399 the merch catalog and all that they say do Jack 3517 02:52:28.440 --> 02:52:33.159 has basically been crushed. Joey conflates Laurie's kfebe hospitalization with 3518 02:52:33.319 --> 02:52:35.079 New Jack's forthcoming hospitalization. 3519 02:52:35.600 --> 02:52:40.079 Just fucking looking at Don Callus makes me angry. Stupid 3520 02:52:40.159 --> 02:52:42.600 face like this fucking and it's like his beak of 3521 02:52:42.639 --> 02:52:42.959 a note. 3522 02:52:43.079 --> 02:52:46.799 They sing the word tremendous. Ah, it's tremendous. 3523 02:52:47.600 --> 02:52:49.719 God, he's such a fucking asshole. 3524 02:52:50.920 --> 02:52:52.959 He touches the mic and aw they boo for like 3525 02:52:53.120 --> 02:52:55.360 ten minutes. They don't let him talk. I let him 3526 02:52:55.360 --> 02:52:58.840 say a single word, and he's just like he's so, 3527 02:52:59.559 --> 02:53:03.200 he's so, he's such a plump, like he's not fat, 3528 02:53:03.280 --> 02:53:04.079 you know, he's like he's. 3529 02:53:04.200 --> 02:53:06.200 No, he's like he's he's like he's got like that 3530 02:53:06.399 --> 02:53:08.440 kind of he looks like a like a bird, like 3531 02:53:08.479 --> 02:53:14.000 a frumpy bird man Like, like he looks like one 3532 02:53:14.000 --> 02:53:15.959 of those birds that has kind of a you know, 3533 02:53:16.040 --> 02:53:18.239 he's like a pigeon. Really, that's what he is. He's 3534 02:53:18.280 --> 02:53:22.319 a he's a he's a pigeon. He's a fucking like 3535 02:53:23.319 --> 02:53:28.040 you look at him and you're just disturbed, you know, 3536 02:53:28.360 --> 02:53:31.399 like he's weird because he's got like long torso but 3537 02:53:32.399 --> 02:53:38.200 short legs and a long dome fucking long head. Like 3538 02:53:38.440 --> 02:53:43.760 just remember them. TV showed the head that's him totally. 3539 02:53:44.159 --> 02:53:46.040 He's got like Marge Simpson's. 3540 02:53:47.959 --> 02:53:49.920 Right, it's just it's just it's skin and bone. 3541 02:53:51.280 --> 02:53:54.719 I don't know what your problem about. He's easy on 3542 02:53:54.799 --> 02:53:56.719 the eye as far as I'm concerned. Oh my god, 3543 02:53:56.840 --> 02:54:00.000 he's the guiding hand, the invisible hand, he tells himself. 3544 02:54:00.280 --> 02:54:05.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, invisible hand up. Miasm. Yeah. 3545 02:54:06.440 --> 02:54:08.799 So I think this is the closest we've ever gotten 3546 02:54:08.959 --> 02:54:13.879 to a moment, akin to when Bill Mercer equates the 3547 02:54:14.040 --> 02:54:17.120 death in real life of Gino Hernandez with another tragedy, 3548 02:54:17.639 --> 02:54:19.840 the blindness of Chris Adams, which is a total work. 3549 02:54:21.959 --> 02:54:26.040 When Joey Styles, in the same so somber tone of 3550 02:54:26.159 --> 02:54:30.360 voice talks about Lori Fullington's hospitalization after the work dangle 3551 02:54:30.799 --> 02:54:34.120 and now New Jack's medical emergency as well, puts him 3552 02:54:34.159 --> 02:54:37.159 on the same keel there for a moment, the same 3553 02:54:37.680 --> 02:54:40.879 you're talking about matches to come, and Styles points out 3554 02:54:40.959 --> 02:54:43.639 Rob van Dam was twenty three months television champion before 3555 02:54:43.639 --> 02:54:45.959 he was stripped by Cyrus and the network, and Cyrus said, 3556 02:54:46.040 --> 02:54:48.200 RVD broke his leg. I want what's good for the people, 3557 02:54:48.239 --> 02:54:50.360 and the ECW TV title had to be defended on 3558 02:54:50.440 --> 02:54:55.959 television and it wasn't being so he's the director, he says. Director, 3559 02:54:56.120 --> 02:54:59.040 he says among his titles are the director of Fan 3560 02:54:59.159 --> 02:55:01.760 Improvement for the network. That is funny. 3561 02:55:02.360 --> 02:55:07.680 That's all right, I'll take that improvement. Are you improving fans? 3562 02:55:08.120 --> 02:55:10.440 Well, TNT thinks it has to improve the fans instead 3563 02:55:10.479 --> 02:55:12.639 of the show. I can imagine. Hey, I agree, that 3564 02:55:12.760 --> 02:55:15.360 was a big bishof thing. Remember we're going to improve 3565 02:55:15.440 --> 02:55:18.719 the fans by hiring models to sit there and hiring 3566 02:55:18.760 --> 02:55:21.000 people that look like their hip to sit in the 3567 02:55:21.000 --> 02:55:22.040 front row at these shows. 3568 02:55:22.479 --> 02:55:24.399 Yeah. Yeah, when you start, when you start hiring people 3569 02:55:24.479 --> 02:55:28.079 to watch your show, there's a you're starting to lose something, 3570 02:55:29.319 --> 02:55:30.079 something's missing. 3571 02:55:30.719 --> 02:55:33.440 They cut out just incredibles entrance on Peacock, he came 3572 02:55:33.479 --> 02:55:34.159 out to prongs. 3573 02:55:34.360 --> 02:55:36.079 I knew they cut out something. I knew they cut 3574 02:55:36.120 --> 02:55:39.200 out something. It was very a very abrupt right cut 3575 02:55:39.479 --> 02:55:39.680 it is. 3576 02:55:39.760 --> 02:55:41.360 Yeah, Storm is suddenly in the ring with the mic, 3577 02:55:42.440 --> 02:55:45.399 but Credible came out to prongs, snap your finger, snap 3578 02:55:45.440 --> 02:55:50.360 your neck, which is which is a pretty heavy fucking 3579 02:55:50.479 --> 02:55:53.239 metal song. Back then, so Storm with the mic, He says, 3580 02:55:53.239 --> 02:55:55.520 where ready to take out Dreamer and Tanaka and they 3581 02:55:55.559 --> 02:55:57.799 don't have our belts? Awesome Raven, you you do get 3582 02:55:57.799 --> 02:56:00.079 your ass out here. We want the belts back, and 3583 02:56:00.159 --> 02:56:02.959 they have a fake come out and play by offspring 3584 02:56:03.319 --> 02:56:05.600 song for Raven and Raven an awesome fire out of 3585 02:56:05.639 --> 02:56:10.399 the back and we're underway. And as far as Raven's 3586 02:56:10.399 --> 02:56:12.639 position of the company, just quickly from Scott Williams book 3587 02:56:12.680 --> 02:56:15.120 on ECW, Raven said that, contrary to what Hayman some 3588 02:56:15.159 --> 02:56:16.760 others in and around the company thought, he had not 3589 02:56:16.799 --> 02:56:18.600 intended simply to wait out his no compete and then 3590 02:56:18.639 --> 02:56:20.799 bolt to the WWF at this point in time. When 3591 02:56:20.840 --> 02:56:22.520 he signed back up at the ECW in August of 3592 02:56:22.600 --> 02:56:25.040 nineteen ninety nine, Raven had intended to stay. I thought 3593 02:56:25.079 --> 02:56:27.680 ECW was going to go places with them getting TNN, 3594 02:56:27.799 --> 02:56:29.920 he said. I didn't realize Paul. He was so burnt out. 3595 02:56:30.159 --> 02:56:31.879 My drug use had gotten bad by then too. When 3596 02:56:31.879 --> 02:56:33.920 Paul took it as me not caring, in my mind, 3597 02:56:33.920 --> 02:56:35.360 I thought that Paul was fumbling the ball, and I 3598 02:56:35.399 --> 02:56:36.760 thought if he didn't give a shit, then I wasn't 3599 02:56:36.760 --> 02:56:38.319 going to give a shit. That doesn't mean I was 3600 02:56:38.360 --> 02:56:39.879 going to go out there and just lay down, because 3601 02:56:39.879 --> 02:56:41.799 I'd never do that. But there's a definite difference between 3602 02:56:41.799 --> 02:56:44.639 bringing your A game and bringing your B game. So 3603 02:56:44.760 --> 02:56:46.879 this is a Raven's B game if you're keeping score 3604 02:56:46.920 --> 02:56:50.719 at home, Okay, sure nothing. An addict loves more than 3605 02:56:50.879 --> 02:56:52.760 like to say, oh well he doesn't care, then fuck it. 3606 02:56:52.760 --> 02:56:55.520 I'm we went high again, Like they're sitting there waiting 3607 02:56:55.600 --> 02:56:57.440 for someone to like not you know what I mean? 3608 02:56:58.319 --> 02:57:00.479 That was separate so they can go get fire up again? 3609 02:57:01.159 --> 02:57:01.719 What's wrong with that? 3610 02:57:01.840 --> 02:57:04.319 Raven an Awesome ber A Storm Incredible versus dreaming Er Tanaka, 3611 02:57:04.360 --> 02:57:06.000 a three way for the tag titles is up next 3612 02:57:06.079 --> 02:57:08.479 year at Living Dangerously, Mike Still with his ECW title on, 3613 02:57:08.559 --> 02:57:11.280 lifts Landstorm to a stout power bomb and Raven tosses 3614 02:57:11.520 --> 02:57:13.440 Just Incredible out of the ring. Mike Austin clear is 3615 02:57:13.440 --> 02:57:15.520 the top rope with a big plancha down onto the 3616 02:57:15.559 --> 02:57:17.559 floor and to Just Incredible and Jason who was the 3617 02:57:17.639 --> 02:57:20.479 third man UH in the Impact players UH saved by 3618 02:57:20.559 --> 02:57:22.399 him reaching out at the very last second. Mike Austin 3619 02:57:22.440 --> 02:57:25.520 would have had a nasty landing. Indeed, if a Credible 3620 02:57:25.520 --> 02:57:27.520 didn't make that adjustment, or maybe it was Jason Gas 3621 02:57:27.600 --> 02:57:29.639 the credit for catching Awesome. Anyway, Raven with a drop 3622 02:57:29.719 --> 02:57:30.559 toe hold into the chair. 3623 02:57:30.799 --> 02:57:35.079 It's pretty crazy, like like what the like, what the fuck? Like, 3624 02:57:35.239 --> 02:57:38.200 that's just it's insane. 3625 02:57:38.239 --> 02:57:42.479 That Dive was Undertaker Dives twenty five. Yeah, yeah, it's 3626 02:57:42.479 --> 02:57:43.479 an incredible launch. 3627 02:57:43.639 --> 02:57:46.040 I mean, I think I think awesome is a really 3628 02:57:46.879 --> 02:57:51.040 it's it's it's it's too bad he never really there 3629 02:57:51.120 --> 02:57:54.040 was so much potential there. I agree with him, and 3630 02:57:54.159 --> 02:57:57.879 he never really got a chance to to kind of 3631 02:57:58.879 --> 02:58:01.079 establish himself on on a grander stage. 3632 02:58:01.239 --> 02:58:02.760 Paul was going for it with him, you know, but 3633 02:58:02.879 --> 02:58:05.159 he just he it wasn't getting paid, so fuck that. 3634 02:58:06.040 --> 02:58:07.680 Yeah, no, I know, And that's the thing of like 3635 02:58:07.840 --> 02:58:09.879 just a shame. It's a shame. A ww didn't know 3636 02:58:09.879 --> 02:58:10.959 what to do with him. I mean, he's just so 3637 02:58:11.120 --> 02:58:15.280 easy to book. It's just so simple, Like he bring 3638 02:58:15.360 --> 02:58:18.639 him in as a fucking powerhouse totally, because the thing, 3639 02:58:19.040 --> 02:58:21.799 the beauty of it is is that because he's so quick, 3640 02:58:21.959 --> 02:58:27.200 he's so agile, it's a great way to you can 3641 02:58:27.239 --> 02:58:29.799 book him in a way. They could have booked him 3642 02:58:29.879 --> 02:58:32.120 so that he comes in like like a powerhouse and 3643 02:58:32.639 --> 02:58:34.959 you know, he does like your typical powerhouse things and 3644 02:58:35.280 --> 02:58:38.120 you kind of see him squash jobbers or something like that, 3645 02:58:38.200 --> 02:58:40.959 and then all of a sudden he does something remarkable 3646 02:58:41.520 --> 02:58:43.600 like this launch over the top rope, and it's like, 3647 02:58:43.639 --> 02:58:46.840 holy shit, you know, like you establish him, you can 3648 02:58:46.959 --> 02:58:50.040 you can really change. Change is the perception of him 3649 02:58:50.399 --> 02:58:52.680 by starting him off as something kind of basic and 3650 02:58:53.360 --> 02:58:55.200 and and run of the mill. But then it's kind 3651 02:58:55.200 --> 02:58:58.879 of all of a sudden, Yeah, he's writing people around. 3652 02:58:58.920 --> 02:59:00.879 He's clearly a powerhouse. And then his time goes You're 3653 02:59:00.879 --> 02:59:03.760 like this guy can do everything. Yeah, yeah, and then 3654 02:59:03.799 --> 02:59:07.879 he fucking does a shooting start press and bracesn exactly Raven. 3655 02:59:07.680 --> 02:59:09.280 With a drop to hold into the steel chair, does 3656 02:59:09.319 --> 02:59:11.280 the snot rag spot he used to do. Now more 3657 02:59:11.319 --> 02:59:14.399 fake music becomes Tommy Dreamer, not to Allison chains Man 3658 02:59:14.479 --> 02:59:17.319 in the box. Unfortunately on Peacock, Dreamer and Tanaka fire 3659 02:59:17.360 --> 02:59:19.079 out of a locker room and he DDT's Raven for 3660 02:59:19.159 --> 02:59:22.600 two does Dreamer. Maka and Mike Awesome comes up and 3661 02:59:22.760 --> 02:59:24.680 lifts and sits out with a power bomb on Tanaka 3662 02:59:24.719 --> 02:59:27.040 as they always used to do. That gets to Tanaka 3663 02:59:27.239 --> 02:59:28.719 and Awesome in the ring mixing it up is to 3664 02:59:28.760 --> 02:59:31.040 knock a mose him down with Larry Atto Storm of 3665 02:59:31.120 --> 02:59:33.639 Incredible now onto Masado Tanaka. They lift him up and 3666 02:59:33.639 --> 02:59:35.879 Storms drop kicks them off of a credible lift. So 3667 02:59:35.920 --> 02:59:38.079 it's like the heart attack, but instead of a clothesline, 3668 02:59:38.079 --> 02:59:41.360 it's a drop kick and a nod to uh sure, 3669 02:59:41.479 --> 02:59:43.760 Storm's Calgary brethren, and that gets a two on Tanaka. 3670 02:59:43.840 --> 02:59:45.959 We now have a pure six brawl here in Danbury. 3671 02:59:46.200 --> 02:59:48.879 Dreamer drops Raven, Storm is tossed to the floor credible 3672 02:59:49.319 --> 02:59:52.239 two by Masado Tanaka, and then Raven and Dreamer have 3673 02:59:52.360 --> 02:59:54.680 some shine spots in the ring. Dreamer hits a bulldog. 3674 02:59:55.120 --> 02:59:57.719 There's the folding chair, incredibles rammed into it. A table 3675 02:59:57.760 --> 02:59:59.639 gets loaded into the ring, and Raven does a bulldog 3676 03:00:00.079 --> 03:00:02.799 bulldog's Dreamer into the corner of the table, which is interesting, 3677 03:00:02.840 --> 03:00:05.680 like instead of going through the table, yeah, breaks off 3678 03:00:05.719 --> 03:00:08.040 the end of him. Yeah, that's kind of cool. I'll 3679 03:00:08.200 --> 03:00:10.000 craple off. I'm not sure they even did it on purpose. 3680 03:00:10.440 --> 03:00:12.799 Awesome then nail storms back with a chair and then 3681 03:00:13.280 --> 03:00:15.200 Raven does a drop to hold on Dreamer into the 3682 03:00:15.239 --> 03:00:16.959 corner of the table is mentioned, and that gets a 3683 03:00:17.000 --> 03:00:19.159 two count. Awesome comes in and cuts down to knock 3684 03:00:19.239 --> 03:00:21.600 up the clothes line style says Awesome and Raven were 3685 03:00:21.600 --> 03:00:24.120 brought together due to their hatred of Dreamer in Tanaka. 3686 03:00:24.239 --> 03:00:28.280 This odd couple getting an explanation there tables cornered Awesome 3687 03:00:28.319 --> 03:00:30.559 with Tanaka. He lifts he's gonna power bomb him into 3688 03:00:30.559 --> 03:00:33.239 the leaned up table, but Tanaka drops down to save 3689 03:00:33.280 --> 03:00:37.399 his ass, ducks clothes line backdrop driver sends Awesome flying 3690 03:00:37.440 --> 03:00:39.920 into the table in the corner. That gets a light 3691 03:00:40.000 --> 03:00:43.079 easy dub chant and then to knock A signals that 3692 03:00:43.120 --> 03:00:44.879 he's gonna hit hit him in with the elbow, drop 3693 03:00:44.959 --> 03:00:48.559 the elbow pad, but he ducks a mic Awesome clothes 3694 03:00:48.639 --> 03:00:51.719 line and then a roaring elbow by beside out. Tanaka 3695 03:00:51.840 --> 03:00:54.799 drops Mike Awesome and he covers the world champion one 3696 03:00:54.840 --> 03:00:57.479 two three, Masi up to Knocka pins Mike Awesome, which 3697 03:00:57.520 --> 03:00:59.120 tells you they were gonna buid towards these two going 3698 03:00:59.159 --> 03:01:02.200 for the belt again. Yeah, if Awesome hadn't bolted. 3699 03:01:02.360 --> 03:01:04.559 And I'm okay with that. Get Raven out of my 3700 03:01:04.639 --> 03:01:05.639 fucking TV fast. 3701 03:01:05.680 --> 03:01:07.319 As we know in trouble thread environments, in easy dub 3702 03:01:07.440 --> 03:01:10.959 three way dances, it's elimination style. So this simply means 3703 03:01:10.959 --> 03:01:14.719 that we will have new champs Raven and uh uh 3704 03:01:14.840 --> 03:01:17.760 sorry Yeah, Raven and Mike Ausame are gone now and 3705 03:01:17.879 --> 03:01:21.280 we go to the remaining teams. Just Incredible and Lance 3706 03:01:21.280 --> 03:01:23.399 Storm versus Tommy Dreamer to knock. A Credible comes in 3707 03:01:23.479 --> 03:01:25.879 and smacks to knock upside the head with the Singapore 3708 03:01:25.959 --> 03:01:28.680 Cane and the Impact players double team Dreamer and the corner. 3709 03:01:28.760 --> 03:01:30.840 Dreamer has bladed for the industry as well, so we've 3710 03:01:30.840 --> 03:01:33.799 got color and yet another match here incredible with the 3711 03:01:33.799 --> 03:01:35.680 whipon to boot and no DDT while swinging in the air. 3712 03:01:35.799 --> 03:01:38.639 That gets too incredible with this just incredible of the 3713 03:01:38.639 --> 03:01:42.319 original George s guy. Yeah, the first coming of John 3714 03:01:42.360 --> 03:01:45.719 Cena is Tommy Hill Austin. 3715 03:01:45.959 --> 03:01:51.719 Austin was a George guy too, That's true. Tag to tag. 3716 03:01:51.840 --> 03:01:53.319 Lance Storm comes in with the job breaker and a 3717 03:01:53.360 --> 03:01:55.879 great dropkick for two. They're holding open Tommy Dreamer for 3718 03:01:55.959 --> 03:01:58.280 a just incredible slap and now we need to tag 3719 03:01:58.399 --> 03:02:00.319 for some reason. Suddenly the rules apply and we have 3720 03:02:00.399 --> 03:02:02.280 to have legal men. I know, I don't get it 3721 03:02:02.360 --> 03:02:04.600 makes no sense. Dreamer worked over in the corner. A 3722 03:02:04.680 --> 03:02:06.479 Credible pulls Dreamer out of the corner where that power 3723 03:02:06.520 --> 03:02:07.920 bomber used to do where you're like on your back 3724 03:02:07.959 --> 03:02:09.840 and he lifts you up and drops and. 3725 03:02:10.479 --> 03:02:13.040 And here's what I think is hilarious. The Dreamer then 3726 03:02:13.200 --> 03:02:15.280 slaps the mat like he has more energy than a 3727 03:02:15.360 --> 03:02:19.760 fucking child, right, But he doesn't run and make the tag. 3728 03:02:20.920 --> 03:02:22.360 He just slaps the mat. 3729 03:02:22.840 --> 03:02:25.879 Yeah, because he didn't have to tag. It's easy, dub, Well, 3730 03:02:26.120 --> 03:02:27.000 just don't blame the guy. 3731 03:02:27.440 --> 03:02:29.879 Certainly does, but like, why don't you fucking instead of 3732 03:02:30.479 --> 03:02:33.120 if you're if you're hurting and you've been being beaten on, 3733 03:02:33.200 --> 03:02:35.200 but you have enough energy to fucking slap the mat 3734 03:02:35.719 --> 03:02:38.440 after you get power bombed, but you can't go over 3735 03:02:38.520 --> 03:02:39.239 and make the tag. 3736 03:02:42.239 --> 03:02:46.000 Absolutely, It's just it's it's it's stupid. Yeah. It always 3737 03:02:46.120 --> 03:02:48.319 kind of fell apart when they do these multiple mans 3738 03:02:48.319 --> 03:02:50.399 because it was like, I mean, they'd be good and 3739 03:02:50.479 --> 03:02:52.159 entertaining and stuff, but it's like you had to just 3740 03:02:52.280 --> 03:02:54.680 like throw your idea of wrestling out of the window 3741 03:02:54.719 --> 03:02:57.120 and just sit there and watch the chaos because if 3742 03:02:57.200 --> 03:02:59.680 you try to actually like follow who's gonna who win 3743 03:02:59.760 --> 03:03:01.479 and who loss, it was like there'd be pinfalls and 3744 03:03:01.520 --> 03:03:03.479 no one would pop. It would be like what that's 3745 03:03:03.959 --> 03:03:04.680 why did that move? 3746 03:03:04.799 --> 03:03:05.120 Do him? 3747 03:03:05.360 --> 03:03:07.440 Like we just saw something so much more violent ten 3748 03:03:07.600 --> 03:03:09.799 minutes ago that wasn't the finish and there's like a 3749 03:03:10.280 --> 03:03:13.319 small package or a DDT that finishes it. I was 3750 03:03:13.319 --> 03:03:16.879 always overthing ECW. I feel like, so Dreamer dodges Incredible 3751 03:03:16.920 --> 03:03:19.159 accidentally super kicked his own partner land Storm, and then 3752 03:03:19.239 --> 03:03:22.200 Dreamer ddts him and Tanaka comes in. Dreamer tags Tanaka, 3753 03:03:22.239 --> 03:03:24.079 who comes in swinging on every one, hits a blue 3754 03:03:24.120 --> 03:03:26.520 thunder driver on Lance Storm for two. Whip is reversed 3755 03:03:26.559 --> 03:03:29.680 and Tanaka kicks catches a lariat. Jason comes into double lift, 3756 03:03:29.719 --> 03:03:35.840 double stunner from Tanaka and Dreamer the cover, but Credible 3757 03:03:35.879 --> 03:03:39.840 makes the absolutely credible purchase. Dreamer up in a piggyback 3758 03:03:39.879 --> 03:03:42.200 position and beside out Tanaka with a diamond cutter, flying 3759 03:03:42.239 --> 03:03:44.639 off the ropes, taking Storm off of Dreamer's shoulders and 3760 03:03:44.680 --> 03:03:47.000 planting him into the canvas face first one two, very 3761 03:03:47.040 --> 03:03:50.479 close near fall, Like, why does Tommy Dreamer have color 3762 03:03:50.520 --> 03:03:51.000 in this match? 3763 03:03:52.280 --> 03:03:55.440 What is the point? What is the point of Tommy Dreamer? 3764 03:03:55.479 --> 03:03:58.840 Quarter mountain, quarternmount punches now by the baby faces just 3765 03:03:58.920 --> 03:04:01.000 Incredible throws to Knaka out of the ring, and then. 3766 03:04:01.079 --> 03:04:03.559 You know you mentioned it before, but this is the 3767 03:04:03.600 --> 03:04:08.079 first time I mentioned it in uh In on the show, 3768 03:04:08.159 --> 03:04:11.479 but the impact of the mat is insanely crazy. 3769 03:04:11.639 --> 03:04:13.200 They used to mic those mats up, but when you 3770 03:04:13.239 --> 03:04:14.680 got house shows, it was the same thing. That have 3771 03:04:14.760 --> 03:04:17.600 big speakers and that have the mics under the ring, 3772 03:04:17.680 --> 03:04:19.639 and it was like the noise of the ring wouldn't 3773 03:04:19.719 --> 03:04:22.040 just happen at the locus of the ring, it would 3774 03:04:22.079 --> 03:04:24.719 travel like a promo sound into the people. Yeah, they 3775 03:04:24.959 --> 03:04:27.479 were very That was a key part of ECW was 3776 03:04:27.559 --> 03:04:30.879 micing that ring in that way. It always sounded like 3777 03:04:30.920 --> 03:04:33.920 that when they took bumps. And then Tommy Dreamer gets 3778 03:04:33.959 --> 03:04:36.200 him up for the Spacoli driver, but smacked just incredible 3779 03:04:36.239 --> 03:04:37.319 hits him in the head with a cane, and then 3780 03:04:37.360 --> 03:04:39.319 Storm hits the reverse DDT but that only gets two. 3781 03:04:39.719 --> 03:04:41.639 Tanaka then hits the diamond dust which is like the 3782 03:04:41.639 --> 03:04:43.920 flipping stunner on an unsuspected him in the. 3783 03:04:43.879 --> 03:04:44.760 Head with a Glenn Jacobs. 3784 03:04:45.360 --> 03:04:45.639 What's that? 3785 03:04:45.959 --> 03:04:47.319 You hit him and hit him in the head with 3786 03:04:47.360 --> 03:04:48.440 a Glenn Jacobs. 3787 03:04:48.680 --> 03:04:54.200 A dustin diamond and then Storm pile drives Kaka, and 3788 03:04:54.200 --> 03:04:56.479 then Dreamer tries pile driver, but justin credible hits him 3789 03:04:56.479 --> 03:04:58.319 with one of the tag belts in the face. Spike 3790 03:04:58.360 --> 03:05:01.520 Pile Driver by Justin Credible in a cover by Lance Storm. 3791 03:05:01.719 --> 03:05:04.680 One two and three, nine minutes and six seconds, the 3792 03:05:04.760 --> 03:05:07.399 Impact Players defeat Mike Awsome and Raven and Tommy Dreamer 3793 03:05:07.399 --> 03:05:10.639 and Masato Tanaka to become new ECW World Tag Team Champions. 3794 03:05:10.680 --> 03:05:13.879 Here at Living Dangerously two thousand, Cyrus totally marks out 3795 03:05:13.920 --> 03:05:16.760 to the Impact Players, getting the straps back because they 3796 03:05:16.799 --> 03:05:17.719 are network approved. 3797 03:05:18.479 --> 03:05:19.760 I'm over this show, Don. 3798 03:05:19.600 --> 03:05:22.639 Marie and Jason out to celebrate. Belts hoisted, Cyrus jumps 3799 03:05:22.680 --> 03:05:24.600 out of the ring and embraces his fellow Canadian, Lance 3800 03:05:24.639 --> 03:05:27.799 Storm and the kiss up to the network spineless Windbag 3801 03:05:27.879 --> 03:05:30.120 Styles calls them and Cyrus grabs the mic as Don 3802 03:05:30.159 --> 03:05:32.120 Marie's bouncing up and down and says, I'm here to 3803 03:05:32.200 --> 03:05:35.239 tell you the network very much approves of the new 3804 03:05:35.280 --> 03:05:41.799 ECW Tag Team Champions, and there's hugs with Don Brie. 3805 03:05:41.879 --> 03:05:44.680 They shake Jason's hand and they say the word of 3806 03:05:44.680 --> 03:05:47.280 the Stream Championship Wrestling is finally right again tonight. The 3807 03:05:47.319 --> 03:05:50.079 Impact Players the greatest team in network in ECW history, 3808 03:05:50.079 --> 03:05:52.440 and they've delivered the goods for myself and for the network, 3809 03:05:52.680 --> 03:05:54.879 and of course the tag belts were swiftly vacated in 3810 03:05:55.000 --> 03:05:59.920 April when Mike Awesome leaves town. The titles were vacated 3811 03:06:00.000 --> 03:06:03.200 after Just Incredible threw down the belt right before he 3812 03:06:03.399 --> 03:06:08.280 challenged Tommy Dreamer and became ECW World Champion at the Arena, 3813 03:06:08.440 --> 03:06:10.360 and it was it was a point of friction for 3814 03:06:10.399 --> 03:06:13.600 ECW fans because the title was just I mean literally 3815 03:06:13.879 --> 03:06:16.079 that the tag title Reign of Credible and Storm ended 3816 03:06:16.079 --> 03:06:18.200 because Just Incredible just threw the belt down and didn't 3817 03:06:18.200 --> 03:06:20.879 care about it anymore. He didn't lose it. There was 3818 03:06:21.000 --> 03:06:23.079 there was nothing. There's no like formal stripping or anything. 3819 03:06:23.159 --> 03:06:25.520 It was kind of a this isn't going nowhere because 3820 03:06:25.520 --> 03:06:27.959 of the chaos caused by Mike Ausam's departure. 3821 03:06:28.719 --> 03:06:29.760 Really yeah, pretty much. 3822 03:06:30.159 --> 03:06:31.799 And now, just to cap off the night's proceedings and 3823 03:06:31.840 --> 03:06:34.040 to make a very very happy network executive Cyrus says, 3824 03:06:34.040 --> 03:06:35.520 I'm gonna sit here at ringside and watch well, the 3825 03:06:35.559 --> 03:06:37.680 network's hand pick successor to Rob Van Dam wins the 3826 03:06:37.719 --> 03:06:40.520 ECW television title. He introduces Ryano to the people, the 3827 03:06:40.559 --> 03:06:44.360 network's favorite, and the man monster Rhino comes out. This 3828 03:06:44.479 --> 03:06:46.280 was Rhino with an I, not Rhino with a Y, 3829 03:06:46.479 --> 03:06:50.159 as WW would name him God knows what reason that 3830 03:06:50.360 --> 03:06:50.680 that was. 3831 03:06:51.799 --> 03:06:55.200 Oh, I didn't come up with it. Yeah, I don't, 3832 03:06:56.879 --> 03:07:04.319 wasn't wasn't. I feel like JR. May like I feel 3833 03:07:04.360 --> 03:07:08.280 like he was. Rhino was one of those guys where 3834 03:07:09.879 --> 03:07:13.680 he uh JR. Was would go on the Ross Report 3835 03:07:14.120 --> 03:07:18.280 blog there and he would talk about how we got 3836 03:07:18.360 --> 03:07:20.520 Rohino coming in, but he won't be known as Rhino 3837 03:07:20.559 --> 03:07:22.799 when he comes to WWE. Oh really, I don't remember 3838 03:07:22.840 --> 03:07:24.639 something like that he was. He used to always do 3839 03:07:24.760 --> 03:07:26.600 that with a bunch of guys where he'd like say, 3840 03:07:26.680 --> 03:07:28.600 you know, you know, you know him as this, but 3841 03:07:28.719 --> 03:07:30.200 he's not going to be that when he comes when 3842 03:07:30.200 --> 03:07:33.000 he comes to work, when he ends up here, he 3843 03:07:33.040 --> 03:07:34.559 said the same thing. But see him punk once. 3844 03:07:34.680 --> 03:07:37.520 Oh interesting, that's one thing you've got me on the 3845 03:07:37.600 --> 03:07:39.360 Ross Report. I used to there was periods when I 3846 03:07:39.360 --> 03:07:41.639 would read it, but I don't remember. I don't know 3847 03:07:41.680 --> 03:07:42.280 the recall of it. 3848 03:07:42.319 --> 03:07:44.520 That you do to me. That was my news, That's 3849 03:07:44.520 --> 03:07:46.440 where I got it. That was news. 3850 03:07:46.920 --> 03:07:50.280 Yeah, that's why he did it. And Sarah says, uh, 3851 03:07:50.520 --> 03:07:51.920 isn't Rhino going to look good with that East w 3852 03:07:52.000 --> 03:07:53.719 television title around? His ways to Kerno comes out with 3853 03:07:53.799 --> 03:07:56.000 Jack Victor Lie. Sarah says, what the network wants is 3854 03:07:56.040 --> 03:07:58.319 what the network gets, and I personally don't give a 3855 03:07:58.399 --> 03:08:00.079 rats ask whether you like it, whether that is it, 3856 03:08:00.159 --> 03:08:02.680 Hayman likes it. The fact is, when the network wants something, 3857 03:08:02.719 --> 03:08:04.399 by god, Rhyano, the network gets it, and I don't 3858 03:08:04.399 --> 03:08:06.399 care who likes it. And Polly he says, I'm so 3859 03:08:06.559 --> 03:08:08.959 motherfucking sick of the goddamn network. 3860 03:08:10.360 --> 03:08:12.440 He here he comes, the old thing, for here he comes, 3861 03:08:12.520 --> 03:08:15.159 he comes out this whole fucking, this whole fucking thing. 3862 03:08:52.239 --> 03:08:53.600 Who likes that? 3863 03:08:54.239 --> 03:08:54.799 And who. 3864 03:09:00.879 --> 03:09:03.399 Damn fucking that work? 3865 03:09:05.520 --> 03:09:08.639 Here comes the boss a CW owner and executive producer, 3866 03:09:08.719 --> 03:09:12.559 Pull Haymond, and can you appreciate that? 3867 03:09:12.680 --> 03:09:16.520 It's like the man on TNN. I thought it was 3868 03:09:16.639 --> 03:09:20.559 the greatest fucking thing that ever happened me c W. 3869 03:09:21.440 --> 03:09:25.200 What till I learn that we had a deal with 3870 03:09:25.479 --> 03:09:26.680 a fucking. 3871 03:09:26.600 --> 03:09:28.559 Asshole like you? 3872 03:09:32.680 --> 03:09:34.959 Don't make me come down there with Ryo Hayman. 3873 03:09:35.399 --> 03:09:39.280 Why you old it quite going down my fucking air? 3874 03:09:39.600 --> 03:09:43.520 What big boy? 3875 03:09:43.680 --> 03:09:45.719 I want no problems with you. 3876 03:09:46.399 --> 03:09:48.920 I want no problem with you. 3877 03:09:49.280 --> 03:09:55.559 You've got a problem too, late, Hurtner, With all due respect, 3878 03:09:56.479 --> 03:09:59.399 you've got a show to run. And I have some 3879 03:09:59.680 --> 03:10:04.760 un in his business with that asshole Joe Cooder. 3880 03:10:04.879 --> 03:10:07.920 Watch about IRA's your teeth out one more time, fat man. 3881 03:10:11.559 --> 03:10:15.959 I think I echo the sentiments of Paul Hayman and 3882 03:10:16.319 --> 03:10:22.200 everybody involved with ECW when I say we're tired of 3883 03:10:22.399 --> 03:10:28.360 your network, this network that, and tonight, Cyrus you go down, 3884 03:10:29.079 --> 03:10:33.760 your man goes down, and the network goes down. 3885 03:10:34.639 --> 03:10:42.239 Right fucking good stuff. 3886 03:10:43.319 --> 03:10:47.000 I'm glad he said fucking, because if he didn't say fucking, 3887 03:10:47.079 --> 03:10:48.280 it would have been the shits. 3888 03:10:48.799 --> 03:10:54.319 I just it's so it's so contrived. It's them trying 3889 03:10:54.360 --> 03:10:57.600 to make this feel like a main event when it's not. Yeah. 3890 03:10:57.639 --> 03:11:00.079 No, they're like dressing it up with all this. You 3891 03:11:00.159 --> 03:11:03.360 notice how like they they try to almost merge the 3892 03:11:03.399 --> 03:11:05.319 two matches, the tag title match in this one, to 3893 03:11:05.440 --> 03:11:07.680 like it's a continuous segment. It's like a continuous shot 3894 03:11:07.719 --> 03:11:10.360 in a film. Yeah right, it's it's to distract from 3895 03:11:10.360 --> 03:11:11.879 the fact that if they let everyone cool down and 3896 03:11:11.959 --> 03:11:14.399 then Super Crazy and Rhino just came out to the ring, 3897 03:11:14.479 --> 03:11:17.040 people like, really, this is the main event, but here 3898 03:11:17.120 --> 03:11:19.639 it's like this, it's like the main event started and 3899 03:11:19.719 --> 03:11:21.600 you don't even realize it. And you're actually reacting to 3900 03:11:21.639 --> 03:11:23.559 people who are over they can cut promos on like 3901 03:11:23.639 --> 03:11:26.959 a Rhino, I'm super crazy. So it's not it's not 3902 03:11:27.079 --> 03:11:28.840 it's not a great place to be, but they they 3903 03:11:29.120 --> 03:11:31.719 it's it's just like I I. 3904 03:11:34.040 --> 03:11:36.319 You know, it's that it's that kind of thing where 3905 03:11:36.319 --> 03:11:42.120 they're they're making like stuff that's not wrestling into the storyline, 3906 03:11:43.879 --> 03:11:46.680 and it's like, you know what, why what we want? 3907 03:11:47.680 --> 03:11:50.120 Rarely wrestlers are trying to win the title because there's 3908 03:11:50.120 --> 03:11:52.680 a lot of money there and that's the fucking thing. 3909 03:11:52.719 --> 03:11:55.879 That's what they're there to do. There's no mind paid 3910 03:11:55.959 --> 03:11:59.000 to the superstructure of the thing. You know, we don't 3911 03:11:59.000 --> 03:12:01.239 need to hear about Roger good L during an NFL game, 3912 03:12:01.280 --> 03:12:05.479 We don't need to hear about Stern during any game. 3913 03:12:05.600 --> 03:12:07.280 Just stop right. 3914 03:12:08.559 --> 03:12:12.000 So Crazy versus Rhino may event time style screaming. Rhino 3915 03:12:12.040 --> 03:12:14.479 represents TN the network. He was a hand chosen successor 3916 03:12:14.520 --> 03:12:16.840 to RVD. Keep driving that home. Super Crazy comes in 3917 03:12:17.040 --> 03:12:19.319 with a springboard drop kick on Rhino and clears Malino 3918 03:12:19.440 --> 03:12:21.319 with a flip dive, jumping over the referees back to 3919 03:12:21.360 --> 03:12:23.840 the floor onto Rhino with a plancha back in corner 3920 03:12:23.879 --> 03:12:25.840 to corner. Whit Crazy with the middle rope moon Salt, 3921 03:12:25.840 --> 03:12:27.639 but it gets caught and Rhino sits out with it 3922 03:12:27.760 --> 03:12:29.079 to no reaction whatsoever. 3923 03:12:29.920 --> 03:12:30.840 Yeah, right exactly. 3924 03:12:31.000 --> 03:12:33.600 Style says the lasting ECW needs from that overbearing network 3925 03:12:33.840 --> 03:12:36.120 TNN is to have our TV title. So there's quite 3926 03:12:36.120 --> 03:12:38.159 a bit on the line here. Irish Whip. Super Crazy 3927 03:12:38.200 --> 03:12:40.760 holds on in a backdrop attempt. Rhino goes to the apron, 3928 03:12:40.920 --> 03:12:43.879 the right hand is blocked and Super Crazy kind of 3929 03:12:43.920 --> 03:12:47.120 like forces him off. We want Sandman chance start breaking out. 3930 03:12:47.399 --> 03:12:49.120 That's not going to happen. Well it actually it is. 3931 03:12:49.799 --> 03:12:51.360 It does, but you know it's kind of funny. 3932 03:12:51.399 --> 03:12:54.719 They can predict it almost. Yeah, Super Crazy planches whips reverse. 3933 03:12:54.840 --> 03:12:57.280 Crazy goes over the rail on the outside of the 3934 03:12:57.360 --> 03:12:59.559 ring and then Rhino positions a table. He loads Crazy 3935 03:12:59.639 --> 03:13:01.920 back in hits a suplex for two. That table come 3936 03:13:01.959 --> 03:13:04.879 into play later Irish Whip. He lifts Crazy high and 3937 03:13:05.000 --> 03:13:07.319 Crazy crashes into the canvas. Rhino then with a gorilla 3938 03:13:07.360 --> 03:13:09.680 press and drops Super Crazy over the top rope, face 3939 03:13:09.760 --> 03:13:12.440 first down to the floor on to the fucking table. 3940 03:13:13.959 --> 03:13:15.719 Not a pleasant ride, and that gets an my God 3941 03:13:15.760 --> 03:13:19.079 from Joey and Easy Dup chants all around. Ryder lifts him. 3942 03:13:19.079 --> 03:13:20.479 You think he's gonna press him in the ring, and 3943 03:13:20.600 --> 03:13:22.239 he just walks over and throws him. 3944 03:13:22.079 --> 03:13:24.239 Out of the ring. It's pretty crazy. 3945 03:13:24.360 --> 03:13:26.000 Rya rolls him back in for a cover that only 3946 03:13:26.040 --> 03:13:27.399 gets too Rhino with a power bomb. 3947 03:13:27.879 --> 03:13:30.040 It's just say it's not super crazy, but it's pretty crazy. 3948 03:13:30.440 --> 03:13:32.440 He does a Dean malinko Wes power bomb, stack up 3949 03:13:32.479 --> 03:13:35.520 baby one two not enough style, says that he's not 3950 03:13:35.600 --> 03:13:36.120 the object. 3951 03:13:36.879 --> 03:13:37.200 What was it? 3952 03:13:38.760 --> 03:13:40.840 Something he does not want the network I holding the 3953 03:13:40.840 --> 03:13:43.680 title under any circumstances. I oh yeah, he admits, I'm 3954 03:13:43.680 --> 03:13:45.159 not going to be objective here. You know, I have 3955 03:13:45.200 --> 03:13:47.600 a rooting interest. Run Up positions the table up in 3956 03:13:47.639 --> 03:13:50.159 the corner. He goes for power bomb, but super Crazy 3957 03:13:50.479 --> 03:13:53.159 lands on his feet, shot under the corner, kip up, 3958 03:13:53.319 --> 03:13:55.959 Rhino charges ye super Crazy gets out of the way 3959 03:13:56.440 --> 03:13:58.959 and Rhino goes the table under the leap front. He's 3960 03:13:58.959 --> 03:14:01.879 super Crazy Crazy then climbs the opposite corner, does a 3961 03:14:01.920 --> 03:14:04.559 soaring cross body block, but that only gets two. Crazy 3962 03:14:04.600 --> 03:14:06.719 then charges and Rhino chops him down with the clothesline. 3963 03:14:07.000 --> 03:14:08.959 Steve Corino's out there getting heat on the outside of 3964 03:14:08.959 --> 03:14:10.959 the ring. All kinds of help for this one, all 3965 03:14:11.040 --> 03:14:14.639 kinds of supporting cast Yep, everyone's working all the time, Rhino. 3966 03:14:15.399 --> 03:14:15.879 Everybody. 3967 03:14:16.639 --> 03:14:18.399 Crazy rolls all the way through until he finds a 3968 03:14:18.440 --> 03:14:19.680 d DT in mid motion. 3969 03:14:19.799 --> 03:14:20.520 That was a cool spot. 3970 03:14:21.600 --> 03:14:23.879 And then he goes first, second, and third turn buckle 3971 03:14:23.920 --> 03:14:26.639 for that triple moon salt. But for some reason when 3972 03:14:26.680 --> 03:14:32.879 he gets to the top, rh Rhino pulls on the ropes. 3973 03:14:32.879 --> 03:14:35.520 I guess, I don't know, and Crazy lands to Jerry, 3974 03:14:35.559 --> 03:14:37.440 gets in the ring, blows miss and super Crazy's face 3975 03:14:37.520 --> 03:14:39.719 kicks him in the head. Does that seated dropkick he 3976 03:14:39.799 --> 03:14:41.799 used to do, and Crazy does the great cell where 3977 03:14:41.799 --> 03:14:43.600 he's on his knees and he leans all the way 3978 03:14:43.639 --> 03:14:45.680 back while still on his knees. 3979 03:14:46.559 --> 03:14:48.239 Is that a great Oh? Yeah, I still love it 3980 03:14:48.440 --> 03:14:49.639 all He would. 3981 03:14:49.440 --> 03:14:52.120 Work with the Jerry table loaded into the ring, Crazy 3982 03:14:52.639 --> 03:14:55.159 tied up in a tree of woe to Jerry. Another 3983 03:14:55.200 --> 03:14:57.360 great spot. They did running dropkick to the face, the 3984 03:14:57.399 --> 03:14:59.719 exposed face. I don't know how crazy he pulled that off. 3985 03:15:00.440 --> 03:15:03.239 It looked like you fucking killed him. Yeah, that's pretty cool. 3986 03:15:03.239 --> 03:15:05.040 I think it was dooring somebody shoot interview said like 3987 03:15:05.200 --> 03:15:06.639 he didn't get it either, un till he actually went 3988 03:15:06.639 --> 03:15:08.639 in there and really and and took the kick and 3989 03:15:08.719 --> 03:15:10.719 he realized, like what it is to Jerry does to 3990 03:15:10.799 --> 03:15:14.040 subtly at that last minute not kick your fucking face in. 3991 03:15:14.719 --> 03:15:17.200 But he didn't explain it, but he said he understood it. 3992 03:15:18.000 --> 03:15:19.639 You know, at first he didn't get how he could 3993 03:15:19.680 --> 03:15:19.840 do that. 3994 03:15:20.760 --> 03:15:20.959 Yeah. 3995 03:15:21.280 --> 03:15:23.879 Sure, and then Rhino gore super crazy as well after 3996 03:15:24.000 --> 03:15:25.920 the other kick, the drop kick from to Jerry, and 3997 03:15:26.000 --> 03:15:28.200 then the music hits and Rob Van Dam runs out 3998 03:15:28.680 --> 03:15:32.040 there we go on the shoulders of Scotty Antony k. 3999 03:15:32.159 --> 03:15:35.120 Scotty Riggs got the football jersey on. 4000 03:15:35.280 --> 03:15:37.159 I can't if I didn't see that. I think that's 4001 03:15:37.200 --> 03:15:37.959 hilarious that I missed that. 4002 03:15:38.000 --> 03:15:40.120 Oh yeah, there he is, and again he's got the 4003 03:15:40.239 --> 03:15:42.920 football jersey on. I think it's like the arena football 4004 03:15:43.000 --> 03:15:45.200 jersey of Bobby Duncan junior. He played some kind of 4005 03:15:46.120 --> 03:15:48.200 semi pro football And that was the bit of a 4006 03:15:48.280 --> 03:15:52.120 tribute there from r VD and Riggs, in a shoot 4007 03:15:52.200 --> 03:15:54.600 interview with our video remembers the first time he sat 4008 03:15:54.639 --> 03:15:58.479 down and uh talked with Hayman and stuff. He pulls 4009 03:15:58.520 --> 03:16:00.479 them in there. Tommy Dreamer was wanting to be part 4010 03:16:00.479 --> 03:16:02.120 of the dangerous Alliance. So I take that back. It 4011 03:16:02.200 --> 03:16:04.959 wasn't Dooring. I'm sorry. It wasn't Dooring that was supposed 4012 03:16:05.000 --> 03:16:07.520 to play the Rick Rude in the in the Dangerous 4013 03:16:07.520 --> 03:16:10.920 Alliance or the New Dangerous Alliance. It was Scotty that 4014 03:16:11.479 --> 03:16:12.399 Dreamer proposed to. 4015 03:16:13.159 --> 03:16:14.079 That's fucking gross. 4016 03:16:14.680 --> 03:16:16.559 And that's where Rob came in van dam and said, no, 4017 03:16:16.600 --> 03:16:18.840 I want to do this. It's Scottie. We're best friends. Anyway, 4018 03:16:18.920 --> 03:16:22.440 let's play off that. Oh no, no, no, no, no, 4019 03:16:22.719 --> 03:16:24.959 no no. He wants him to do all this stuff 4020 03:16:24.959 --> 03:16:26.799 with him. We can introduce him to the people, bring 4021 03:16:26.879 --> 03:16:28.600 him in so he's not just off the cuff coming 4022 03:16:28.639 --> 03:16:31.360 in here, establish him a bit with somebody like an RVD. 4023 03:16:31.840 --> 03:16:34.760 So this is all Rob's idea, and Riggs gives him 4024 03:16:34.799 --> 03:16:36.840 major prots. We wanting to do something with him because 4025 03:16:36.959 --> 03:16:38.559 it established him huge word out of the gate in 4026 03:16:38.559 --> 03:16:40.799 ECW give him shot to the you know, the main 4027 03:16:40.840 --> 03:16:43.200 event picture. Paul sat him down and said, well, we 4028 03:16:43.280 --> 03:16:44.920 got to come up with something that's going to be 4029 03:16:44.959 --> 03:16:47.319 good for your personality. It can be a little hokey, 4030 03:16:47.399 --> 03:16:49.120 but I want you to do the clap. I want 4031 03:16:49.159 --> 03:16:51.399 you to do the American Males clap. I want you 4032 03:16:51.479 --> 03:16:54.040 to have got That's what I said. Yeah, he couldn't 4033 03:16:54.040 --> 03:16:55.760 get that out of his head. That is like an 4034 03:16:55.840 --> 03:16:58.920 STD gimmick or what now. They played out the American 4035 03:16:59.000 --> 03:17:02.959 males and they wanted to do the clap. And it 4036 03:17:03.040 --> 03:17:04.479 can be a huge it can be huge. It's a 4037 03:17:04.520 --> 03:17:06.559 baby face thing. But being as you're a heel, when 4038 03:17:06.600 --> 03:17:08.920 you start doing it as a heel, it's gonna be 4039 03:17:08.959 --> 03:17:12.520 your arrogance comes across by what you've what you're doing 4040 03:17:12.600 --> 03:17:14.399 thinking it's the coolest thing to do the clap. But 4041 03:17:14.440 --> 03:17:17.239 if you're a heel, and that's gonna drive people fucking crazy, 4042 03:17:17.280 --> 03:17:19.120 you're like an asshole for doing the clap. That was 4043 03:17:19.280 --> 03:17:22.040 Paulheman psychology and the whole thing, which makes sense. It 4044 03:17:22.120 --> 03:17:24.680 works for the audience, same thing like Austin did when 4045 03:17:24.680 --> 03:17:27.239 he came in and Pillman. So I could do these gimmicks. 4046 03:17:27.319 --> 03:17:28.760 It's like, we all know what I did in w 4047 03:17:28.959 --> 03:17:31.479 W was the shits. You know, Cactus kind of did 4048 03:17:31.520 --> 03:17:34.440 it too. We all know it was awful, so let's 4049 03:17:34.440 --> 03:17:35.520 all have fun making fun of it. 4050 03:17:41.280 --> 03:17:41.479 Yep. 4051 03:17:41.520 --> 03:17:45.479 And so mmmmmmm, And he gives a credit for the 4052 03:17:45.600 --> 03:17:48.360 creativity the whole thing. Okay, And and and the mapped 4053 03:17:48.360 --> 03:17:50.719 out plan. So yeah, RVD comes out, he's got the 4054 03:17:50.760 --> 03:17:52.399 walking boot on, still gets in the ring with the 4055 03:17:52.440 --> 03:17:54.760 crutch and sweatpants, and their RVD chants are big, and 4056 03:17:54.920 --> 03:17:56.639 Riggs clears out to Jerry out of the ring, and 4057 03:17:56.680 --> 03:17:59.879 Bill Alfonso is in there and crack Rhino comes across 4058 03:18:00.120 --> 03:18:03.440 the back with a chair shot. Rhino ducks. RVD lifts 4059 03:18:03.479 --> 03:18:06.319 him up and drops Rhino and pancakes him through the table. 4060 03:18:07.159 --> 03:18:08.879 Oh yeah, who does this? 4061 03:18:09.000 --> 03:18:12.200 Rhino ducks, RVD lifts and drops Rhino. Rhino goes through 4062 03:18:12.239 --> 03:18:14.319 the table somehow did already pick him up? 4063 03:18:14.479 --> 03:18:16.799 No? He I mean, I don't remember. It was all 4064 03:18:16.879 --> 03:18:18.719 chaos and I was really just trying to get through 4065 03:18:18.760 --> 03:18:19.879 the fucking whatever it is. 4066 03:18:19.959 --> 03:18:23.600 Rhino goes through the table after failing to neutralize RVD, 4067 03:18:23.920 --> 03:18:26.639 and then that sets up Crazy doing the three moon salts, 4068 03:18:26.799 --> 03:18:28.399 or he just just does one. I think in this case, 4069 03:18:28.399 --> 03:18:30.840 he does one moon salt onto Rhino in the table 4070 03:18:30.879 --> 03:18:34.079 wreckage and gets the one, the two, and the three. 4071 03:18:34.360 --> 03:18:37.639 Seven minutes fifty seven seconds, fifty six seconds super Crazy 4072 03:18:37.680 --> 03:18:40.360 to eat Rhino to win the ECWTV Title Tournament and 4073 03:18:40.399 --> 03:18:44.280 win the championship, Styles says the yes yes, yes, just 4074 03:18:44.360 --> 03:18:46.719 like Cyrus did when the Impact Players won the tax 4075 03:18:46.719 --> 03:18:50.959 Straps and they announce it. But as soon as he does, 4076 03:18:51.440 --> 03:18:55.920 Rhino takes takes him, takes him out. RVD, Riggs gets 4077 03:18:55.920 --> 03:18:57.799 in there with Rhino. He gets Gord as well. Now 4078 03:18:57.879 --> 03:18:58.959 the jury and Krino in there. 4079 03:18:59.000 --> 03:19:00.319 It's a big down. 4080 03:19:00.399 --> 03:19:03.440 Rhino body slams RVD and his death in his damage 4081 03:19:03.440 --> 03:19:05.760 state to Jerry goes after it too that we want 4082 03:19:05.840 --> 03:19:08.559 Sandman chance start to re intensify and the music hits. 4083 03:19:08.600 --> 03:19:12.040 Everyone stops, c Iris bail. Sandman comes out through the crowd, 4084 03:19:12.159 --> 03:19:14.799 goes after Rhino with the cane, hoists it to a 4085 03:19:14.840 --> 03:19:18.159 big pop. RVD gets back up, super crazy hoist the 4086 03:19:18.200 --> 03:19:21.120 TV title. For our closing image, Sandman brings a six 4087 03:19:21.200 --> 03:19:23.600 pack in the ring. He says, kill that song and 4088 03:19:23.680 --> 03:19:28.079 he hands Scotti a beer, RVD a beer, and RVD 4089 03:19:28.200 --> 03:19:29.680 makes the hand motion like he wants to smoke a 4090 03:19:29.719 --> 03:19:32.520 blunt with him and that gets a pop. Alfonso gets 4091 03:19:32.559 --> 03:19:36.200 one too, and yeah, yeah, they replay all the stuff 4092 03:19:36.200 --> 03:19:38.879 that had happened, but the closing visual is super crazy. 4093 03:19:38.959 --> 03:19:42.680 Celebrating with the TV championship is Sandman, RVD and the 4094 03:19:42.719 --> 03:19:47.360 rest of the crew pop Bruce Kis and that's living 4095 03:19:47.440 --> 03:19:50.760 dangerously two thousand. I felt like we lived dangerously for 4096 03:19:50.920 --> 03:19:52.399 way more than we bargained. 4097 03:19:52.079 --> 03:19:54.440 For and just totally unacceptable. 4098 03:19:54.520 --> 03:19:56.559 So I look forward to you pulling another ECW show 4099 03:19:56.600 --> 03:19:57.840 out of random hopper. 4100 03:19:57.920 --> 03:20:00.840 God, please, no, please, God, give me a break. 4101 03:20:00.879 --> 03:20:04.120 Steaks couldn't be higher right now? I know what's it 4102 03:20:04.239 --> 03:20:07.319 going to be next? TLFX style. We go old school here, 4103 03:20:08.719 --> 03:20:12.799 see what we got in terms of show selection? Oh okay, 4104 03:20:12.879 --> 03:20:19.159 thank god. W c W Clash of the Champions twenty 4105 03:20:19.680 --> 03:20:20.479 three Which one is that? 4106 03:20:21.920 --> 03:20:22.120 Oh? 4107 03:20:22.360 --> 03:20:24.840 Let's take a look here. Clash of the Champions twenty 4108 03:20:24.920 --> 03:20:35.799 three three is is Norfolk Virginia main event? 4109 03:20:36.280 --> 03:20:43.040 Oh, arst and Pillman, This is a good one. Vader 4110 03:20:43.239 --> 03:20:46.040 Rude and Sid versus Davy Boy. Just come in, Dustin 4111 03:20:46.120 --> 03:20:50.639 and Sting, Holy Sadam Scorp. Count me the fuck in, 4112 03:20:50.799 --> 03:20:54.399 ladies and gentlemen. Finally, we hardly have ever seen Hollywood 4113 03:20:54.399 --> 03:20:54.959 blonde stuff. 4114 03:20:56.760 --> 03:20:57.680 This is the one where it's like. 4115 03:20:59.200 --> 03:21:01.319 The first time people saw main veentor in Steve Austin, 4116 03:21:01.360 --> 03:21:04.040 I feel like across the wrestling community, and then it 4117 03:21:04.200 --> 03:21:07.120 just goes away because Hogan comes in. This is like 4118 03:21:07.200 --> 03:21:09.840 that that that captive period between Flair coming back and 4119 03:21:09.920 --> 03:21:11.639 Hogan coming in where it seemed like a whole bunch 4120 03:21:11.680 --> 03:21:14.520 of guys had shots in this regime and nope, nope, 4121 03:21:14.840 --> 03:21:17.319 Bischoff would be firing Austin in very short order after 4122 03:21:17.399 --> 03:21:18.479 this thing, and Pillman. 4123 03:21:18.159 --> 03:21:19.000 Would be that's right. 4124 03:21:19.159 --> 03:21:20.959 Hey, you want to talk about e A CW manipulating 4125 03:21:20.959 --> 03:21:23.559 the c W thing too? Oh there you go, holy shit. 4126 03:21:23.760 --> 03:21:25.440 In between times, I mean not to scratch it out 4127 03:21:25.479 --> 03:21:31.200 too much. My god, we talk about wild it's gonna 4128 03:21:31.200 --> 03:21:37.879 be there. Class haven't done many clashes, if any, It's 4129 03:21:37.879 --> 03:21:39.319 been a while since've don a clash. I think this 4130 03:21:39.440 --> 03:21:41.079 is just like a sort of run of the mill clash, 4131 03:21:41.159 --> 03:21:43.879 you know. Yeah, so that's fun. That's a fun way 4132 03:21:43.879 --> 03:21:47.440 to switch it up. Yeah, back to when TBS primetime 4133 03:21:47.440 --> 03:21:48.639 wrestling specials used to matter. 4134 03:21:49.920 --> 03:21:51.799 Yeah, I'm looking back here, like just at some things. 4135 03:21:51.799 --> 03:21:54.319 I don't think we've done clash in a long time. 4136 03:21:54.639 --> 03:21:58.959 Well, let's do it all right, gear up, We'll see 4137 03:21:58.959 --> 03:22:00.479 you next time on that far looking cast.