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<v Speaker 1>Seven, Lamb Productions Presents.

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<v Speaker 2>Cop Doctors.

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<v Speaker 3>Episode thirty four, The Spot By.

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<v Speaker 4>God. I'm home and I'm gonna start cooking dinner. You'll

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<v Speaker 4>never guess. So I saw at the grocery store.

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<v Speaker 5>That asshole cashier always makes fun of me when I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know a food or spice.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut the door, Shut the door? What shut the door?

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<v Speaker 4>Case quick time? Wasn't a frontic state that's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I lost her and I didn't want her to get out.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Becky phil Nicky, Who the hell is Becky phil NICKI?

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<v Speaker 2>About five minutes after you left for the store, this

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<v Speaker 2>lady shows up at our door.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, hello there, my name is Becky Philniki, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>here to talk to you about a new revolutionary cleaning

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<v Speaker 6>solution that will help make your place spotless.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh uh no, thanks, I'm not looking to buy anything.

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<v Speaker 7>But this isn't just anything. This here is revolutionary. It's

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<v Speaker 7>called spot Destroyer and it will clean everything from.

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<v Speaker 6>Carpets to windows, to toilets to buttholes, and it'll do

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<v Speaker 6>it in less than forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty five minutes that seems long.

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<v Speaker 7>I said, less than forty five minutes. Don't be a deaf, dumbass.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, don't insult the daff.

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<v Speaker 7>Why they can't hear me? Mack, come in, But.

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<v Speaker 8>VICKI didn't wait for a response. She buds right inside.

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<v Speaker 8>Past time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, wait a second, I'll only be a moment.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me just give you a quick demonstration to show

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<v Speaker 6>you just how much you need this stuff in your life.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, you let her inside?

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<v Speaker 2>She barged right in. Please, stiff arm, will you let

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<v Speaker 2>me continue?

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead, see.

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<v Speaker 6>Just a couple quicks, please, and you let it soak

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<v Speaker 6>for thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty seconds, it's gonna.

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<v Speaker 8>Soaki pulled out a rug and statid scruping.

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<v Speaker 7>Then you scrubbed the carpet clean, simple as that.

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<v Speaker 2>Then why did you say forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>Less than forty five minutes? I said less than forty

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<v Speaker 6>five minutes? Jesus Christ, I wish I was talking to

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<v Speaker 6>a deaf person instead of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but why say forty five minutes?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know? Why is the sky blue? Why are

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<v Speaker 7>there twenty four hours in a day? Why are baby sea.

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<v Speaker 6>Turtles stupid getting distracted by traffic lights thinking they're the moon?

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<v Speaker 7>What I mean? Why can I find a husband?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the answers to those questions. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>saying your forty five minutes is a gross estimation.

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<v Speaker 7>You are a gross estimation.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, that is probably why you can't find a husband.

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<v Speaker 2>You're mean.

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<v Speaker 5>So not only did you let a person inside up place,

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<v Speaker 5>you let a mean person inside up place.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>Time. Are you gonna get to the end of this story?

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<v Speaker 2>If you stop interrupting my flashbacks.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll hurry it up. I'm hungry and want to start cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine.

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<v Speaker 9>See, and just like that.

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<v Speaker 7>The spot is gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, that's pretty good. Told you what about that spot

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<v Speaker 2>there and that one there?

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<v Speaker 6>This product will get rid of them all. Hey, are

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<v Speaker 6>you just trying to get me to clean your carpet?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well I'm not going to.

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<v Speaker 6>But if you buy this right now, I'll give you

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<v Speaker 6>a second bottle half off. You could have your living

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<v Speaker 6>room done in no time and still have plenty left

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<v Speaker 6>for the dining room, kitchen, bathroom, and your very own butthole.

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<v Speaker 7>Hmm, you're still not sold. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just I'm wary of door to door salespeople.

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<v Speaker 6>But I just showed you how this works on carpet

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<v Speaker 6>I'm telling you it'll get rid of any grease, stain,

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<v Speaker 6>any smudge, any spot. It's the best cleaning product you'll

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<v Speaker 6>ever buy. It can do absolutely anything except I guess

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<v Speaker 6>find me a husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait are you crying?

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<v Speaker 7>Nope, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 4>She wipe eyes and nose on her sleeve.

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<v Speaker 6>No, come on twenty for this bottle and a second

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<v Speaker 6>bottle for ten thirty dollars total, and you'll never have

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<v Speaker 6>a mess again. Did I mention this stuff will last

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<v Speaker 6>you a good five years?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't mention that. But is that another gross estimation?

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<v Speaker 7>Shut up and buy this. Come on thirty dollars right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Get to the end of the story, David.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, fine, thirty dollars. Let me just go get

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<v Speaker 2>my wallet.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all you had to do was wait five more seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>and my story would have ended on its own volition.

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<v Speaker 4>Your own volition.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, whatever, the story's over.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened after you got your wallet?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she just wasn't here anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe she left.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's her sales bag right there.

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<v Speaker 4>She could have left it.

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard the front door open, not until you

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<v Speaker 2>got home. I've searched everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, she has to still be in the house.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe she's hiding.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I thought. But I checked everywhere. I even

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<v Speaker 2>thought back to our drunken Hide and Seek knights.

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<v Speaker 5>So you checked the cupboards, the hamper, the closets.

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<v Speaker 2>I checked everywhere. I can't find her. Becky Becky, Becky

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<v Speaker 2>phil Nicky.

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<v Speaker 4>Time did you just hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>I did?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, that's her, Becky Finnicky, Becky phil Nikki.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's her. But where is she?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm right here?

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<v Speaker 2>Where Becky phil Nikki?

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<v Speaker 4>Where did she die? She a ghost?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>I had an accident.

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<v Speaker 7>I dropped some spot on myself And.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you serious?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm so serious.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was just for sponts and stains.

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<v Speaker 9>And this one lady I still like stup Frum called

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<v Speaker 9>me a stain society, So I.

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<v Speaker 7>Guess they were.

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<v Speaker 4>The cleaner. Is that literal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How does that make any sense?

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<v Speaker 9>Why are you always trying to make this everywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's ask my friend Case what he thinks. Case

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<v Speaker 2>if someone says something takes forty five minutes?

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<v Speaker 9>Idiot?

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<v Speaker 4>So wait, are you dead?

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<v Speaker 9>I don't see.

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<v Speaker 4>And why you talking like that?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>See, this is why I'm always trying to make sense

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<v Speaker 2>of everything, because you keep saying and doing weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Becky Phil Nikki Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, well, now what are we gonna do it?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm stuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you in the room with us? Can you see me?

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<v Speaker 2>How many fingers am I holding up?

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<v Speaker 7>I can't see you?

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<v Speaker 4>What about me?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you see?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm in some kind of weird voight. I'm surrounded by

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<v Speaker 7>stainley spots. I think this is where they go to die.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you get up? Then?

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<v Speaker 7>How the hell should I know?

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<v Speaker 4>It's your product, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>This has never happened before. I'm usually super carefure.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, I want to make dinner, so I guess

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<v Speaker 5>if you don't know what to do, can you just leave?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure?

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<v Speaker 6>Sure?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I just wanted to avoid looking for health even

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<v Speaker 6>though I'll probably never find any.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll just be alone forever.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not like i'd have any luck in the real

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<v Speaker 6>world anyways.

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<v Speaker 7>I always stuck.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's really sad, But time wasn't really that sad.

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<v Speaker 4>As he roll mated through their grocery pegs.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it, case you forgot sweet potatoes. You promise you

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<v Speaker 2>would make sweet potatoes tonight.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going back to the grocery store. That asshole Fred.

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<v Speaker 4>Was the only cashier, and I'm not talking to him again.

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<v Speaker 5>That guy is a stain on an otherwise great shopping experience.

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<v Speaker 4>Just then Time half an idea.

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<v Speaker 8>Then twenty minutes later, Time and Case were in the

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<v Speaker 8>grocery store.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, fred Ooh look who it is? The guy who

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't even know what granulated garlic is?

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<v Speaker 4>Want your garlck my balls?

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<v Speaker 8>Case spray Fred right in his stupid face, And moments

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<v Speaker 8>later they told Harry Man disappears.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it worked.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, it wereked.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk normally Fred. Oh, okay, where the hell am I?

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<v Speaker 2>And who are you? Where are we avoid? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>You guys escape each other company.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's ugly.

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<v Speaker 7>And he has a small penis.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know? I can just tell it's the

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<v Speaker 2>best either of you can do. Trust us. Hey, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no food here or water? How will we survive? You

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<v Speaker 2>probably won't probably gonna die? Seriously, Yeah, well that sucks.

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<v Speaker 4>Share does Coductor.

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<v Speaker 1>Cop Doctors?

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<v Speaker 2>Written by Robert M Lamb, edited by Claude c Starring

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<v Speaker 2>Robert M. Lamb as time and Jack Austen as case

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