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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>show is brought you by Petties Meet sun State Road

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<v Speaker 2>four thirty four in Longwood. We'll have some detail on

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<v Speaker 2>what you can pick up at Petties this weekend. A

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<v Speaker 2>little bit later in the show during the meat reports.

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<v Speaker 1>You get your ribs there. You already got your ribs, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I got ribs, ye, get your sides and Petties they

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<v Speaker 1>have it all there, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>You being the unofficial mayor of winter Park, Maitland and Castlebury,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of titles, man, I mean bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>King of Central Florida mayor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you preside over the zone of operation, your zone

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<v Speaker 2>of operation. How this event could be going on and

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't at least even casually mentioned it on this

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<v Speaker 2>show as a public service, which is at the heart

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<v Speaker 2>of what we do for our listener. Okay, what event?

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a new coffee that is rolling out being

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<v Speaker 2>introduced on Sunday afternoon in winter Park at Park Avenue, CDs.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA Really, I'm surprised I didn't hear about this from

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter too, because she's like, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>See Berserker Mode coffee. That just sounds like it. No,

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<v Speaker 2>guess who is behind Berserker Mode coffee? Red Bull Blowthar,

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<v Speaker 2>the Berserker frontman from Guar who will be at Park

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<v Speaker 2>Avenue CD on Sunday afternoon?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you the command and try persirker mode and

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<v Speaker 1>we have that. It's sure to but make your head

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<v Speaker 1>pop listen for me not having that in my zone operation,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize, but you should add that for rock News

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<v Speaker 1>earlier in the week too, because you are the Guar man.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, didn't you go to the funeral where they

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<v Speaker 1>sent off the lead singer.

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<v Speaker 2>In the Warrior Shit? Not at the Viking funeral for

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<v Speaker 2>odoris your under no?

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<v Speaker 1>So again he's Sunday. He's gonna be here.

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday afternoon, Park Avenue CD three o'clock is where and

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<v Speaker 2>then this brand is going to be rolling out available

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<v Speaker 2>across the country on Monday. Berserker Mode coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that where gamble works?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? Yes? Well, is he still there?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so? I'll have to shoot him a text

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<v Speaker 1>every day should.

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<v Speaker 2>Be able to make it in by three in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, hush the uh, I wonder would that baby

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<v Speaker 1>be considered sacriligious? Me going to something hosted by gwar

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<v Speaker 1>on a Sunday. I'm just checking. I want to sacriligious.

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<v Speaker 1>No wars, they're from outer space, dude, I just make

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<v Speaker 1>sure I can't keep track all these space man I

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<v Speaker 1>got ICP to keep track of and everybody else. But

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, I apologize letting that slip by me.

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<v Speaker 2>So again.

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<v Speaker 1>The event three o'clock Park Avenue CD is this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Blow of our quote from him says the best party

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<v Speaker 2>getting blackout drunk is Berserker Mode Coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Each sip is infused with the bitter sorrow of unrequested

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<v Speaker 2>love and then then that nagging feeling that something really

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<v Speaker 2>weird happened last night. Berserker Mode Coffee is a savage

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<v Speaker 2>brew fit for shock rock Royalty. Again. I sure feel

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<v Speaker 2>like the king on my throne after sucking down a

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<v Speaker 2>pot again.

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<v Speaker 1>Seems a little sacriledgeous to me. But no, so Berserker

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<v Speaker 1>Man come on, comes in. I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's talking about some really crazy stuff on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear him say anything about God or Jesus

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<v Speaker 2>or anything. All right, Uh so now you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Winter Park will be the hub of the universe, coffee universe.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta go Sunday afternoon. You gotta go, sure, blackout

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<v Speaker 2>drunk by three o'clock Sunday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not that I'm saying you need to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the meet and greet with Berserker. Well, he's the guy

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<v Speaker 3>who went to the Viking funeral, all right, dude, he

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<v Speaker 3>says he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Buddy, No, I got a headline of the week here.

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<v Speaker 2>I know we've been thin on headline of the weeks

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<v Speaker 2>this week, but I don't care what it's up against

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<v Speaker 2>that this is going to be the winner. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>about one hundred percent confident all of you will agree.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm writing it down now.

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<v Speaker 2>Go Drunken couple decapitate their dog with chainsaw to avenge

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<v Speaker 2>their cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, decaped dog to avenge cat with a chainsawyeh, with

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<v Speaker 1>chainsaw to avenge cat? Did he that eat the cat's food?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is this part of the problem. This is an

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<v Speaker 1>Argentinean mastiff that apparently killed the cats that was also

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<v Speaker 1>owned by this French couple. The two had be become

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly drunk and decided really that the Argentine and mastiff

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<v Speaker 1>was a dangerous dog and they to end its life.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, the man explained, quote decapitation was the only

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<v Speaker 1>way he could think of to do it. Well, an Argentinian,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they look like.

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<v Speaker 2>They consumed a leader of vodka and two beers each

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<v Speaker 2>before coming to this decision.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what an Argentine or Argentinian massive looks like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can tell you a bull mastive in general

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<v Speaker 1>is a massive dog. So maybe that's what made him

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<v Speaker 1>think chainsaw is the only way to do it. But, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>you have major issues. You decapitate. Okay, here's the Comparison's

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<v Speaker 1>happened in France. Sir, you have major problems. Okay. Headline

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<v Speaker 1>of the week from earlier in the week, cape Cod

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<v Speaker 1>FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck during high tide. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was the water rescue of a FedEx truck driver. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that in my eyes, we'll leave it to the listeners

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<v Speaker 1>at two two five two six. That has no comparison.

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<v Speaker 2>Which when you saw the picture though, of what you

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<v Speaker 2>just described, it gives you all a whole new perspective

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<v Speaker 2>on that headline. Yeah, the FedEx truck was out in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the ocean. It looked like but.

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<v Speaker 1>That does pictures aren't involved in headlines of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, hands down winner as you did. Drunken couple

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<v Speaker 1>decapitates dog with chainsaw to avenge cat two two five

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<v Speaker 1>two six. You let us know, Pat, You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to pull up that text line. I'm frozen out of

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<v Speaker 1>internet again. Okay, oh wow, that is that's strong. That

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<v Speaker 1>is no, just give them time. It's gonna take another teams.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to refresh the screen. Here, man, we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we got enough to votes?

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on here? Uh? The final thing we have is

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<v Speaker 2>another chaotic flight that had to be cut short. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it never actually got off the ground due to a

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<v Speaker 2>woman who decided to completely take off all of her

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<v Speaker 2>clothes and then streak up and down the aisle of

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<v Speaker 2>a Southwest Airlines flight Taco. This was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>going from Houston to Phoenix. It actually never really made

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<v Speaker 2>it off the Well, there's this here.

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<v Speaker 4>She turned around facing us and stripped all of her

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<v Speaker 4>clothes off. She then proceeded to make her way back

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<v Speaker 4>towards the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Have footage of this, by the way, on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, we're here for you. She looks like she

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<v Speaker 2>might be pretty hot. It's kind of fuzzed out, but

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<v Speaker 2>she can get the idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Plane and started banging on the cockpit door.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, she wanted to get into the cockpit.

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<v Speaker 4>First, asking to be let in, and she was screaming

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<v Speaker 4>when it first happened.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really scary. Forget the end flight movie. I

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<v Speaker 1>got plenty of entertainment here.

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<v Speaker 2>People.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was on that plane, I'd just begun. Just guys,

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<v Speaker 1>let her, let her do it. I'm a I'm a professional,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a psychologist. This is fine. She needs to play

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<v Speaker 1>through it, and I'd be throwing singles at.

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<v Speaker 2>Her, exactly. It's it's basically one hundred percent on the

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week thing.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, it's the decapitated dog with the chainsaw

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<v Speaker 1>to venture the cats, and it's you know what sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>You just told me about this nude lady on the plane,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't search you because I'm walked out of

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<v Speaker 1>the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you look on my screen here in a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, teamwork, buddy.

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