Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right. This hour of the
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Speaker 2: what you can pick up at Petties this weekend. A
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Speaker 1: You get your ribs there. You already got your ribs, right,
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Speaker 2: You being the unofficial mayor of winter Park, Maitland and Castlebury,
Speaker 2: I'm quite.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of titles, man, I mean bathroom,
Speaker 1: King of Central Florida mayor.
Speaker 2: Yes, you preside over the zone of operation, your zone
Speaker 2: of operation. How this event could be going on and
Speaker 2: you haven't at least even casually mentioned it on this
Speaker 2: show as a public service, which is at the heart
Speaker 2: of what we do for our listener. Okay, what event?
Speaker 2: We've got a new coffee that is rolling out being
Speaker 2: introduced on Sunday afternoon in winter Park at Park Avenue, CDs.
Speaker 1: WHOA Really, I'm surprised I didn't hear about this from
Speaker 1: my daughter too, because she's like, you know.
Speaker 2: See Berserker Mode coffee. That just sounds like it. No,
Speaker 2: guess who is behind Berserker Mode coffee? Red Bull Blowthar,
Speaker 2: the Berserker frontman from Guar who will be at Park
Speaker 2: Avenue CD on Sunday afternoon?
Speaker 1: What are you the command and try persirker mode and
Speaker 1: we have that. It's sure to but make your head
Speaker 1: pop listen for me not having that in my zone operation,
Speaker 1: I apologize, but you should add that for rock News
Speaker 1: earlier in the week too, because you are the Guar man.
Speaker 1: I mean, didn't you go to the funeral where they
Speaker 1: sent off the lead singer.
Speaker 2: In the Warrior Shit? Not at the Viking funeral for
Speaker 2: odoris your under no?
Speaker 1: So again he's Sunday. He's gonna be here.
Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon, Park Avenue CD three o'clock is where and
Speaker 2: then this brand is going to be rolling out available
Speaker 2: across the country on Monday. Berserker Mode coffee.
Speaker 1: Isn't that where gamble works?
Speaker 2: Now? Yes? Well, is he still there?
Speaker 1: I think so? I'll have to shoot him a text
Speaker 1: every day should.
Speaker 2: Be able to make it in by three in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: I think, hush the uh, I wonder would that baby
Speaker 1: be considered sacriligious? Me going to something hosted by gwar
Speaker 1: on a Sunday. I'm just checking. I want to sacriligious.
Speaker 1: No wars, they're from outer space, dude, I just make
Speaker 1: sure I can't keep track all these space man I
Speaker 1: got ICP to keep track of and everybody else. But
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I apologize letting that slip by me.
Speaker 2: So again.
Speaker 1: The event three o'clock Park Avenue CD is this Sunday.
Speaker 2: Blow of our quote from him says the best party
Speaker 2: getting blackout drunk is Berserker Mode Coffee.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Each sip is infused with the bitter sorrow of unrequested
Speaker 2: love and then then that nagging feeling that something really
Speaker 2: weird happened last night. Berserker Mode Coffee is a savage
Speaker 2: brew fit for shock rock Royalty. Again. I sure feel
Speaker 2: like the king on my throne after sucking down a
Speaker 2: pot again.
Speaker 1: Seems a little sacriledgeous to me. But no, so Berserker
Speaker 1: Man come on, comes in. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's talking about some really crazy stuff on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear him say anything about God or Jesus
Speaker 2: or anything. All right, Uh so now you know, uh,
Speaker 2: Winter Park will be the hub of the universe, coffee universe.
Speaker 2: You gotta go Sunday afternoon. You gotta go, sure, blackout
Speaker 2: drunk by three o'clock Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3: No, not that I'm saying you need to go to
Speaker 3: the meet and greet with Berserker. Well, he's the guy
Speaker 3: who went to the Viking funeral, all right, dude, he
Speaker 3: says he didn't.
Speaker 2: Buddy, No, I got a headline of the week here.
Speaker 2: I know we've been thin on headline of the weeks
Speaker 2: this week, but I don't care what it's up against
Speaker 2: that this is going to be the winner. And I'm
Speaker 2: about one hundred percent confident all of you will agree.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm writing it down now.
Speaker 2: Go Drunken couple decapitate their dog with chainsaw to avenge
Speaker 2: their cats.
Speaker 1: Wow, decaped dog to avenge cat with a chainsawyeh, with
Speaker 1: chainsaw to avenge cat? Did he that eat the cat's food?
Speaker 1: Or is this part of the problem. This is an
Speaker 1: Argentinean mastiff that apparently killed the cats that was also
Speaker 1: owned by this French couple. The two had be become
Speaker 1: incredibly drunk and decided really that the Argentine and mastiff
Speaker 1: was a dangerous dog and they to end its life.
Speaker 1: And okay, the man explained, quote decapitation was the only
Speaker 1: way he could think of to do it. Well, an Argentinian,
Speaker 1: I don't know what they look like.
Speaker 2: They consumed a leader of vodka and two beers each
Speaker 2: before coming to this decision.
Speaker 1: I don't know what an Argentine or Argentinian massive looks like,
Speaker 1: but I can tell you a bull mastive in general
Speaker 1: is a massive dog. So maybe that's what made him
Speaker 1: think chainsaw is the only way to do it. But, sir,
Speaker 1: you have major issues. You decapitate. Okay, here's the Comparison's
Speaker 1: happened in France. Sir, you have major problems. Okay. Headline
Speaker 1: of the week from earlier in the week, cape Cod
Speaker 1: FedEx driver rescued after getting stuck during high tide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the water rescue of a FedEx truck driver. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that in my eyes, we'll leave it to the listeners
Speaker 1: at two two five two six. That has no comparison.
Speaker 2: Which when you saw the picture though, of what you
Speaker 2: just described, it gives you all a whole new perspective
Speaker 2: on that headline. Yeah, the FedEx truck was out in
Speaker 2: the middle of the ocean. It looked like but.
Speaker 1: That does pictures aren't involved in headlines of the week.
Speaker 1: I say, hands down winner as you did. Drunken couple
Speaker 1: decapitates dog with chainsaw to avenge cat two two five
Speaker 1: two six. You let us know, Pat, You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to pull up that text line. I'm frozen out of
Speaker 1: internet again. Okay, oh wow, that is that's strong. That
Speaker 1: is no, just give them time. It's gonna take another teams.
Speaker 2: I just had to refresh the screen. Here, man, we're good.
Speaker 1: What do we got enough to votes?
Speaker 2: Moving on here? Uh? The final thing we have is
Speaker 2: another chaotic flight that had to be cut short. Well,
Speaker 2: it never actually got off the ground due to a
Speaker 2: woman who decided to completely take off all of her
Speaker 2: clothes and then streak up and down the aisle of
Speaker 2: a Southwest Airlines flight Taco. This was supposed to be
Speaker 2: going from Houston to Phoenix. It actually never really made
Speaker 2: it off the Well, there's this here.
Speaker 4: She turned around facing us and stripped all of her
Speaker 4: clothes off. She then proceeded to make her way back
Speaker 4: towards the front.
Speaker 2: Have footage of this, by the way, on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Of course, we're here for you. She looks like she
Speaker 2: might be pretty hot. It's kind of fuzzed out, but
Speaker 2: she can get the idea.
Speaker 4: Plane and started banging on the cockpit door.
Speaker 2: Of course, she wanted to get into the cockpit.
Speaker 4: First, asking to be let in, and she was screaming
Speaker 4: when it first happened.
Speaker 1: It was really scary. Forget the end flight movie. I
Speaker 1: got plenty of entertainment here.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: If I was on that plane, I'd just begun. Just guys,
Speaker 1: let her, let her do it. I'm a I'm a professional,
Speaker 1: I'm a psychologist. This is fine. She needs to play
Speaker 1: through it, and I'd be throwing singles at.
Speaker 2: Her, exactly. It's it's basically one hundred percent on the
Speaker 2: headline of the week thing.
Speaker 1: By the way, it's the decapitated dog with the chainsaw
Speaker 1: to venture the cats, and it's you know what sucks.
Speaker 1: You just told me about this nude lady on the plane,
Speaker 1: and I can't search you because I'm walked out of
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 2: I'll let you look on my screen here in a minute.
Speaker 2: All right, teamwork, buddy.
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