Speaker 1: I don't feel well, and I'm pretty sure that watching
Speaker 1: this show made me sicker than I was going into it.
Speaker 1: This was an episode of Dynamite that had a main
Speaker 1: event of Mercedes Monnette defending the TBS Championship against the
Speaker 1: Magical Girl Yukasakazaki, and they did such a poor job
Speaker 1: of promoting this as their main event that we were
Speaker 1: about ninety minutes into the show and I legitimately had
Speaker 1: to look at the description that I have down below
Speaker 1: the match card to remind myself what the main event
Speaker 1: of the show even was. So that was the state
Speaker 1: of Dynamite tonight. We had the Magical Girl nothing personally
Speaker 1: against Yukasakazaki, but she hasn't been on Dynamite since Grand Slam.
Speaker 1: Just showed up on Collision the other week won a
Speaker 1: fatal four way all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: She's number one contender in main eventing Dynamite. This week
Speaker 2: we had far too much of the death riders on
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: I guess it's one of those things where you need
Speaker 1: to be careful what you wish for, because we had
Speaker 1: a match tonight with Jay White and Wheeler Una, and
Speaker 1: there was nothing necessarily wrong with the match itself, But
Speaker 1: I will never sit here and tell you that we
Speaker 1: should have had a Wheeler Uni main event on this show.
Speaker 1: So I would probably take the Mercedes match over that
Speaker 1: match anyway in the main event spot. But far too
Speaker 1: much of the Death Riders on this show. And I
Speaker 1: understand it's their main angle, so it kind of makes
Speaker 1: sense for them to occupy more TV time than most
Speaker 1: other things on this show.
Speaker 2: But it's no good. It's no good.
Speaker 1: Speaking of no good, we had Jeff Jarrett in the
Speaker 1: ring tonight. He went one on one with Claudio, and
Speaker 1: if Jeff Jarrett could beat Claudio, he would earn the
Speaker 1: right to challenge John Moxley for the AW World Championship.
Speaker 1: And he is not challenging John Moxley for the AAW
Speaker 1: World Championship. However, boy does Claudio and the Death Riders.
Speaker 1: Boy did they look worse off coming out of that
Speaker 1: segment than they did going into it. John Moxley apparently
Speaker 1: is scared of Jeff Jarrett. He's scared of Jeff Jarrett
Speaker 1: in a way that evidently he wasn't scared of Orange
Speaker 1: Cassidy or Jay White or Hangman Page going into World's End,
Speaker 1: because he took it upon himself to get involved in
Speaker 1: this match tonight to make absolutely sure that Jeff Jarrett
Speaker 1: would not get an aw World title match. What that
Speaker 1: says about the Death Riders other than the fact that
Speaker 1: their heels not a whole lot. And by the way,
Speaker 1: they dropped a segment on their YouTube channel with Renee
Speaker 1: interviewing her husband and the Death Riders. It dropped at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock last night, and I watched it after a drop,
Speaker 1: but they showed some brief highlights of it tonight. They're
Speaker 1: trying to flesh out the details of what the Death
Speaker 1: Riders are all about, what they represent, what their mission is.
Speaker 1: Right four months later, they're trying to flesh things out here.
Speaker 1: They didn't do a very good job of it. But
Speaker 1: there's one part in particular that they did not err
Speaker 1: on the show tonight that I think is kind of
Speaker 1: relevant and kind of goes to the point that nobody
Speaker 1: seems to know what the hell is going on here.
Speaker 1: And I will tell you what that is when we
Speaker 1: get to that part of the show a little bit
Speaker 1: later on.
Speaker 2: But there's a sliver of hope. There is a sliver
Speaker 2: of hope because we got another very brief interaction if
Speaker 2: you can call it that on the show tonight between
Speaker 2: MJF and Hangman Adam Page. So can we just like
Speaker 2: hit the fast forward button? Can we do that?
Speaker 1: Can we just fast forward through all this jarret nonsense
Speaker 1: with MJF and just.
Speaker 2: Get to the good stuff sliver of hope.
Speaker 1: Now I should mention this one person who was not
Speaker 1: present live on the show, although apparently he was there
Speaker 1: at the arena, but he was not on the show tonight,
Speaker 1: and according to Fightful, he was factored greatly into tonight's show,
Speaker 1: and his not being there affected the segments on the show,
Speaker 1: what they did, maybe the match order, It affected what
Speaker 1: they had previously planned and written for tonight's show.
Speaker 2: It doesn't excuse the fact that tonight was not a
Speaker 2: good show.
Speaker 1: They had several days to try to book at least
Speaker 1: an entertaining television program. I did not happen to find
Speaker 1: it as an entertaining television program. But they had Will
Speaker 1: Hobbs factored into this show. Now, if you saw Collision
Speaker 1: over the weekend, there was a segment with him in
Speaker 1: Big Bill and they went off the stage and they
Speaker 1: went through some tables down below, and I guess he
Speaker 1: suffered a cut.
Speaker 2: He's not injured.
Speaker 1: But when he got to the building, I guess they
Speaker 1: determined according to Fightful, they determined that his stitches were
Speaker 1: not healed enough yet, and so they were not going
Speaker 1: to allow him to do whatever it was that he
Speaker 1: was going to do. Obviously, he would have had a
Speaker 1: match because if not, if it was just the promo,
Speaker 1: then there's no harm in sending him out there. But
Speaker 1: because his stitches I guess were not I don't know
Speaker 1: fully healed or whatever, he was not medically cleared. So
Speaker 1: there were changes made to tonight's show because of that.
Speaker 1: I have a question. I was thinking about this because
Speaker 1: I was bored during the show, and so my mind
Speaker 1: began to wander. And maybe I'm just hallucinating because I'm
Speaker 1: also sick, but I was wondering. You know what happened
Speaker 1: to Megan Bain? Noah, we saw Megan Bain. She was
Speaker 1: in the Women's Gauntlet match a few weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: we heard that she was going to be back like
Speaker 1: full time in aaw It was not a one off.
Speaker 1: She was going to be featured on television on a
Speaker 1: regular basis. And then the week after we had a
Speaker 1: video package, and in the video package, they showed highlights
Speaker 1: of her in the Gauntlet match and they.
Speaker 2: Kind of talked her up a lot. Nothing tonight on
Speaker 2: Megan Vane.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a week or two weeks now,
Speaker 1: but just the thought, I don't know if we're gonna
Speaker 1: get her consistently on the show or not. Those were
Speaker 1: what the reports indicated, But I don't know. We haven't
Speaker 1: seen Meghan Bane since the Women's.
Speaker 2: Goalet a few weeks ago, so who knows one thing
Speaker 2: that we did learn today And I don't even think
Speaker 2: they mentioned this tonight on the show, come to think
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: But I have an update for you on Grand Slam Australia,
Speaker 1: which is coming out, coming out, which is coming like Veer,
Speaker 1: it is coming next month.
Speaker 2: The updates have not been good.
Speaker 1: Obviously, it was going to be in a stadium, and
Speaker 1: then they downgraded to a smaller venue and it was
Speaker 1: going to air at eight o'clock on TNT, and then
Speaker 1: it was going to be two thirty in the morning
Speaker 1: on TNT, and then it was going to air on
Speaker 1: fucking UHF.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, the latest update is a little bit better, and
Speaker 1: this comes from PW Insider. The latest update is that
Speaker 1: on TNT at least here in the United States. AW
Speaker 1: Grand Slam Australia will air on February fifteenth at ten
Speaker 1: thirty pm Eastern Time, so it will not be airing
Speaker 1: it two thirty in the morning. I mean, it might
Speaker 1: still be on it two thirty in the morning, but
Speaker 1: it's not starting at two thirty in the morning. But
Speaker 1: it will air ten thirty pm, provided that the NBA
Speaker 1: All Star coverage is over by them, which it may
Speaker 1: not be. But as soon as that ends, they will
Speaker 1: immediately go into Grand Slam. So no indication of whether
Speaker 1: or not it will also simulcast at the same time
Speaker 1: on Max. You would think that it would, but there's
Speaker 1: been no clarity on that. AW has not been very
Speaker 1: good about giving clarity about much when it comes to
Speaker 1: the airtime and all that kind of technical information about
Speaker 1: the show. I would imagine it has to do with
Speaker 1: Warner Brothers Discovery perhaps not giving them the information in
Speaker 1: a timely manner, But bad look for AW. Think they
Speaker 1: would really be pushing that hard, and they really haven't been.
Speaker 1: They've been pushing the show, but not much else about
Speaker 1: the shifts anyway. That's the update on Grand Slam. Let's
Speaker 1: get into this. How shall I put this? Let's get
Speaker 1: into this depressingly boring episode of Dynamite tonight. This is
Speaker 1: your aw Dynamite review. It is Wednesday, January twenty ninth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. I am the solemn monster. Dynamite opened
Speaker 1: with Will Osprey against Brian Cage. First it was Kenny Omega.
Speaker 1: Now it was Brian Cage's chance to lose to Will Ospray.
Speaker 1: Right as the bell sounded, Don Caallos took the microphone
Speaker 1: told Osprey to look at the big screen. We see
Speaker 1: Kenny Omega had been attacked. It was being tended to
Speaker 1: by doctors and referees. Callous laughed maniacally. Cage attacked him.
Speaker 1: Osprey responded with a hurrican Ronda to the floor, so
Speaker 1: he tried to follow up dive. Cage sidestepped it and
Speaker 1: he leveled Osprey with a lariat. Ospray managed to send
Speaker 1: Cage into the post. He sprung to the guardrail jumped
Speaker 1: right into the clutches of Cage, who walked around ringside
Speaker 1: with a stalling supplex. Cage then took the referee that
Speaker 1: allowed Lance Archer and Don Kallis to get in some
Speaker 1: cheap shots for good measure, and so Cage controlled the action.
Speaker 2: Once they made it back inside the ring, so Osbury
Speaker 2: made a comeback.
Speaker 1: He booted Cage to the outside and he hit the
Speaker 1: Saske Special out onto Brian Cage. Archer then ran distraction
Speaker 1: long enough for Cage to recover. He hit the super
Speaker 1: plex from the outside in for a two count. Ospbrey
Speaker 1: slipped out of a power bomb with some hook kicks,
Speaker 1: tried the oscutter. Cage caught him with lariot's and a
Speaker 1: lager bomb for a close two count. Cage managed an
Speaker 1: avalanche F five and Ospray got his foot on the ropes. Archer,
Speaker 1: though shoved it off and that led to Rick Knox.
Speaker 1: He actually caught him. So what did Rick Knox do?
Speaker 1: Rick Knox actually caught him. He had him dead to rights.
Speaker 1: And what did Rick Knox do? He does what he
Speaker 1: always does, He did absolutely nothing. The most useless referee
Speaker 1: in all of wrestling. But this whole delay allowed Osprey
Speaker 1: to counter or power bomb into a herd Kinna that
Speaker 1: sent Cage into Archer. Ospray somehow managed the styles clash
Speaker 1: and he got the pin to win the match. When
Speaker 1: the match was over. Archer attacked immediately, Cage joined in.
Speaker 1: Here comes Kenny Omega. We hear the music, and here
Speaker 1: comes Kenny Omega down to the ring with a chair
Speaker 1: which he used on both murder machines. Kenoski, Takeshta and
Speaker 1: Kyle Fletcher. They made their way to the ring. Now
Speaker 1: it's four on two and Takesha hit a bastard driver
Speaker 1: on Omega. Fletcher delivered a tombstone on Osprey, and Callous
Speaker 1: joined his family members and they stood tall. So they
Speaker 1: played Takeshta's music and you think, all right, you know,
Speaker 1: good match. It's some heat here for the heels. They
Speaker 1: lay out the baby is pretty straightforward segment here, and
Speaker 1: they played to Kesha's music to close the segment, or
Speaker 1: so I thought.
Speaker 2: But then they.
Speaker 1: Continue to assault Omega, so they stopped his music. Then
Speaker 1: they posed again, the heels did and they played to
Speaker 1: Ketsch his music for a second time, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: But then Omega got up on his knees and he's
Speaker 1: starting to fight back, so they stopped the music again
Speaker 1: and then they continue to attack.
Speaker 2: Osprey saw this. He crawled over.
Speaker 1: He covered Omega to try to stop him from taking
Speaker 1: any more punishment. Then they played to Ketch his music
Speaker 1: for a third time, and I was just wondering if
Speaker 1: this segment was ever gonna end. I was wondering, how
Speaker 1: many more times are we going to do this? I
Speaker 1: felt like I was watching an episode from season two
Speaker 1: of Squid Game if you if you know the game
Speaker 1: that I'm talking about, kind of like it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a go around.
Speaker 2: Play the music and stop, play the music and stop.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was living I feel like right
Speaker 1: now the way I feel like I'm living an episode
Speaker 1: of Squid Game after having watched this show. But finally
Speaker 1: the segment did come to an end, and look, it
Speaker 1: was the usual good Will Ospbury match Takeshta and Fletcher.
Speaker 1: They got heat on the baby Faces heading into Grand Slam.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there at the end. That
Speaker 1: was very strange. We go backstage to Renee and she
Speaker 1: is outside Swerve Strickland's locker room when Hangman Adam Page
Speaker 1: storms right by her and goes to enter Swerve's locker
Speaker 1: room and he doesn't find him there, so he goes
Speaker 1: to leave and Renee is like, wait a minute, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? And Hangman basically said, look, it's none
Speaker 1: of your business what I'm doing. So as Page goes
Speaker 1: to leave, he bumped shoulders with MJF and the two
Speaker 1: of them exchange a t hence stare. No words are
Speaker 1: exchanged and Page continues on his way. So then MJF
Speaker 1: after that, he was mumbling to himself and he was mocking,
Speaker 1: how hangmen, you know he walks around hair acting like
Speaker 1: king shit, called him a hypocrite. Then he turned his
Speaker 1: attention to Jeff Jarrett and he said, Jeff Jarrett will
Speaker 1: learn tonight that he should have taken his deal with
Speaker 1: the devil, but he'll be beaten by a horse in Claudia. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think I would have been more entertained, frankly by
Speaker 1: watching Jarrett try to fight a horse. It's like when
Speaker 1: Matt Hardy had to fight the kangaroo. Actually, if I
Speaker 1: was sitting here watching Jeff Jarrett fighting a horse tonight,
Speaker 1: I would I would have gotten worried that maybe my
Speaker 1: temperature had spiked a little too high, maybe I need.
Speaker 2: To lay down a little bit. But no, we did
Speaker 2: not get the horse.
Speaker 1: But MJF said that tonight is the last Outlaws, last
Speaker 1: ride he goes. Ain't I great. So another MJF Hangman
Speaker 1: teas can we fast forward to that police? Can we
Speaker 1: get to that? Can that be the revolution match? But
Speaker 1: also you know Hangman looking for Swerve?
Speaker 2: That was interesting.
Speaker 1: Why would he be busting into Swerve Strickland's locker room
Speaker 1: unless he just wants to beat his ass again randomly?
Speaker 1: Are they going to make up? Are they going to
Speaker 1: end up on the same side? Is are they going
Speaker 1: to try to call a truce here? Like you broke
Speaker 1: into my house, I burned down yours. Let's just share
Speaker 1: a beer and just call call it, call it even
Speaker 1: forgive and forget. We got pre recorded comments from Powerhouse Hobbes, who,
Speaker 1: as I mentioned earlier, Powerhouse Hobbs not medically cleared to
Speaker 1: appear on tonight's show, but he was there, so I
Speaker 1: guess they filmed this in the back with him. But
Speaker 1: he said, unfortunately he wasn't clear to travel to Dynamite tonight.
Speaker 1: When he's cleared, he's going to show Big Bill. But
Speaker 1: the hell they went through on collision when they crashed
Speaker 1: off the stage, that is only the beginning. So the
Speaker 1: announcers then told us that Bill hit Hobbes with a brick,
Speaker 1: which is why Hobbes was not clear to travel and look,
Speaker 1: I mean they look, they showed highlights. They tried to
Speaker 1: get Hobbes on the show in some way, and I
Speaker 1: think it's encouraging if they had him factored into the
Speaker 1: show for a larger role, because they should have him
Speaker 1: on television consistently.
Speaker 2: That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: And I want to see him on the show every week,
Speaker 1: not one week and then three weeks off. One week
Speaker 1: and then three weeks off. So hopefully he'll be medically
Speaker 1: cleared and he'll be back on the show next week,
Speaker 1: and then it's just a matter.
Speaker 2: Of consistency with him, you know.
Speaker 1: And him and Big Bill, right two very talented big
Speaker 1: men that they have on the roster who I think
Speaker 1: be a lot higher up on the card than they
Speaker 1: are right now. Them working against each other is fine,
Speaker 1: but both of them, those guys, you know, both of
Speaker 1: those guys should be doing more than what they are
Speaker 1: doing now. Hopefully they're slowly building to that. We'll get
Speaker 1: to the Big Bill stuff a little later, because we
Speaker 1: got another Jericho New York Minutes segment, so but then
Speaker 1: we had Jeff Jarrett should bring my I should bring
Speaker 1: my trash can over here? Just in case we had
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarrett one on one against Claudio Castignoli. Coming into this,
Speaker 1: there were two trains of thought. On one track, it's
Speaker 1: MJF interfering in the match, costing Jarrett the ability to
Speaker 1: get that aw World Championship match against John Moxley, and
Speaker 1: then that segues into MJF against Jeff Jarrett. On the
Speaker 1: other track was the thought that Jarrett wins like even
Speaker 1: a fluky win, and he earns a shot at John Moxley,
Speaker 1: and in that match, right man, when he's this close
Speaker 1: to winning the championship, MJF snatches it away from him,
Speaker 1: makes it that much more brutal.
Speaker 2: And then we get MJF against Jeff Jarrett. And they
Speaker 2: did neither of those things here in this match.
Speaker 1: Jarrett avoided a neutralizer and locked on a figure four
Speaker 1: leg lock. Claudio quickly got to the ropes.
Speaker 2: Wheeler Yudah come strolling out and.
Speaker 1: He begins arguing with Jarrett. After a commercial break, Claudio
Speaker 1: had taken control. Claudio fired off some uppercuts. Jarrett responded
Speaker 1: by focusing on the leg. Claudio, though caught him in
Speaker 1: a giant swing. Now, normally when you see Claudio delivered
Speaker 1: the giants swing. It's very interesting and I like paying
Speaker 1: attention to little things like this. Most wrestlers clasp their
Speaker 1: hands behind their head, which makes sense because you never
Speaker 1: know what the impact is going to be when he
Speaker 1: lets go that you would protect your head. Jared didn't
Speaker 1: do that. Jarrett stiffened up and had his hands at
Speaker 1: his sides, which I've never seen that before. And then,
Speaker 1: of course, when Claudio was done, Jarrett's head bounced off
Speaker 1: the mat, so oops. Claudio sold some leg pain. He
Speaker 1: still applied the sharpshooter, though Jarrett reversed the sharpshooter into
Speaker 1: one of his own until you slid a chair into
Speaker 1: the ring, and then he went around to the other
Speaker 1: side to distract the referee. Now, after eating a right
Speaker 1: hand from Jarrett, Da grabs the referee he's holding onto
Speaker 1: the referee.
Speaker 2: Claudio takes the chair and he goes for a chair shot.
Speaker 1: He swings and he misses, and Jarrett was about to
Speaker 1: hit the stroke and potentially pick up the win. A
Speaker 1: while John Moxley appears. The aw World champion, hits the
Speaker 1: ring and before Jarrett can execute the stroke, Moxley drops
Speaker 1: him with a paradigm shift. Claudio then follows, which, of
Speaker 1: course the referee didn't see. Claudio follows with consecutive neutralizers
Speaker 1: and he gets the in to beat Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett
Speaker 1: took that second neutralizer horribly, you know, you know what.
Speaker 1: He took it like someone who takes the pedigree. Kine
Speaker 1: used to do this. Actually, Kine used to take the
Speaker 1: pedigree and land on one knee.
Speaker 2: It looked like shit.
Speaker 1: Jarrett landed on both knees like he did not want
Speaker 1: to take the second neutralizer, so it looked like shit.
Speaker 2: But Claudio picks up the win. So it took let
Speaker 2: let's recap this, okay, So it.
Speaker 1: Took interference from Willer, Yuda and John Moxley to put
Speaker 1: away Jeff Jarrett here in this match. It took three
Speaker 1: men if you count Claudio. It took three men to
Speaker 1: put away Jeff Jarrett here.
Speaker 2: In this match.
Speaker 1: Doesn't exactly make the death Riders look all that intimidating, now,
Speaker 1: does it. Actually, it makes Claudio look like shit. It
Speaker 1: makes the entire faction look like shit. I don't think
Speaker 1: that a single person in this segment came out of
Speaker 1: this segment looking any better off than they were going
Speaker 1: into it. Jareded it didn't help that the match sucked.
Speaker 1: I thought this match sucked. So it's not like Jarrett
Speaker 1: went out there and had a great match.
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 1: So who exactly came out of this, you know, looking Sterling,
Speaker 1: nobody did, including the referee.
Speaker 2: By the way. But what let me ask you this question.
Speaker 2: I said this at the top of the review. Why
Speaker 2: would John Moxley be so concerned about Jeff Jarrett that
Speaker 2: he would feel the need to go out there and
Speaker 2: interfere in the match, Like he doesn't trust Claudio enough.
Speaker 1: We already had you to out there. But then Moxley
Speaker 1: is like, I gotta go out there and save this guy.
Speaker 1: Why would he be so concerned even if Jarrett went
Speaker 1: on to win that Jarrett is going to win a
Speaker 1: shot at the AW World Championship. When it was John
Speaker 1: Moxley who pitched the idea of a four way match
Speaker 1: at world's end, putting his title on the line in
Speaker 1: one match against three other men a lot younger than
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarrett, Jay White, Range, Cassidy Hangman Page, As I recall,
Speaker 1: that was Moxley's idea.
Speaker 2: And I think even the announcers Rene even may have
Speaker 2: questioned it on the air. That's like, why would John
Speaker 2: Moxley agree to give a title shot that three other men? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Renee, maybe you should ask him. But
Speaker 1: Jeff Jarreed is just too much for John mox lay
Speaker 1: to handle here. He's petrified of double Jay Fine. So
Speaker 1: the death Riders left through the crowd and Jared is
Speaker 1: in the ring and he's trying to catch his breath
Speaker 1: and he's trying to slowly recover. This week's episode is
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Speaker 1: Mjf's music Hits and He's, He's All smiles and he
Speaker 1: Struts down to the ring and he was about to
Speaker 1: say something, and instead he just blasted Jarrett with a
Speaker 1: right hand right in the face with the dynamite diamond
Speaker 1: ring on his pinky finger, knocked him out cold. Then
Speaker 1: he knelt down next to him and he said, I
Speaker 1: respect my elders, so I'm speaking of elders. Wow, thank
Speaker 1: you tuxedo. Impeccable timing. So MJF knelt down next to
Speaker 1: him and he said that he respects his elders, so
Speaker 1: he's not going to say I told you so, and
Speaker 1: then he walked to the back and Jarrett was left
Speaker 1: in the ring unconscious. If they are building to something,
Speaker 1: which they clearly are with MJF and Hangman Page, then
Speaker 1: I have cautious optimism that when we eventually get the
Speaker 1: match between MJF and Jeff Jarrett, Jared ain't gonna beat MJF.
Speaker 1: God put nothing past these people, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: Jared's gonna win the world title, but him beating MJF,
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure about that. But if they're going
Speaker 1: to go right into MJF and Hangman, how would it
Speaker 1: look if MJF lost to Jarrett even on a fluke
Speaker 1: and then went into a program with Hangman like that
Speaker 1: makes no sense. So I have cautious optimism as far
Speaker 1: as that goes. But now I'm starting to wonder because
Speaker 1: they're going to continue to tell this story with Jeff Jarrett.
Speaker 1: This is not the end of Jared's story. He's going
Speaker 1: to chase after this aw World Championship. And they brought
Speaker 1: it up during commentary tonight about it was the owen
Speaker 1: Hart Cup last year that reinvigorated him and made him
Speaker 1: realize that, you know, a fifty seven year old man,
Speaker 1: he could do this right.
Speaker 2: Well, they're going to have another owen.
Speaker 1: Hart tournament this year, and if they do it the
Speaker 1: way they did last year, the winner of the owen
Speaker 1: Hart Cup is going to get an aw World Championship.
Speaker 2: Match at all In. And so now my mind begins
Speaker 2: to wander, and I begin to wonder. I'm wandering and
Speaker 2: I'm wondering, here are they gonna have Jeff Jarrett. I
Speaker 2: think they're almost assuredly going to have Jeff Jarrett in
Speaker 2: the owen Heart Cup he didn't win last year? Are
Speaker 2: they going to have Jeff Jarrett win the owen Hart Cup?
Speaker 2: And that is how he gets himself a shot at
Speaker 2: the AEW World Championship at Globelife Stadium in Texas on
Speaker 2: July twelfth. Is that what we're headed towards? Are we
Speaker 2: headed towards Moxley and Jarrett at all in for the
Speaker 2: AAW World Title? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just put it out there because as I look
Speaker 1: ahead and I wonder, how are they gonna circle back
Speaker 1: around to this, because they're gonna want to tell this
Speaker 1: story with Jarrett at least getting a title match. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not all that unrealistic to think about,
Speaker 1: is it. I don't want to think about it. I
Speaker 1: want to pretend I didn't even just say it. But
Speaker 1: it's a very distinct possibility, just food for thought, tug
Speaker 1: on the heart strings, playoff the Owen heart connection. He'll
Speaker 1: be the sentimental favorite in the tournament. But then I
Speaker 1: think reality hits when you realize that Jeff Jarrett is
Speaker 1: going to the main event at all in. We don't
Speaker 1: need that. Renee was backstage with Ricochet and she informs
Speaker 1: Ricochet that Tony Kahn said that if Swerve Strickland interferes
Speaker 1: Tonight in his match in any capacity, then his match
Speaker 1: against Ricochet, which is taking place, I believe they're in
Speaker 1: Atlanta next week on Dynamite, then the match is off
Speaker 1: and Swerve will not be able to get his hands
Speaker 1: on Ricochet. So Ricochet said, he's happy to hear that,
Speaker 1: and he's gonna tell his thoughts to He'll share his
Speaker 1: thoughts with her, not tonight, but on Collision this weekend.
Speaker 1: So as Rikoshet makes his entrance and they came back live,
Speaker 1: this was great. Ex Caliber on commentary points out accurately
Speaker 1: that Ricochet interfered in Swerves match last week, and then
Speaker 1: Tony Schavanni pipes up and he says, that's right, and
Speaker 1: that's why it's confusing why Tony Khan would make a
Speaker 1: rule like that, seeing is how it only applies this
Speaker 1: week to Swerve, right, Like, that's not fair. Why would
Speaker 1: he make this rule and it handicaps Swerve when Ricochet
Speaker 1: was able to.
Speaker 2: Interfere last week. Like that's the closest that we will
Speaker 2: ever get to the announcers shooting on Tony Khan's booking
Speaker 2: basically and in so many words, basically saying that this
Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense, but it was funny to me
Speaker 2: to hear them articulated in a very professional way here
Speaker 2: on the actual broadcast, where even Tony Schiavani is like, well,
Speaker 2: that doesn't seem really fair, That really doesn't seem to
Speaker 2: make any sense at all. But that's the rule that
Speaker 2: Tony Khan made. So after Swerve and ar Fox last week, we.
Speaker 1: Were treated to another Luca Underground revival this week with
Speaker 1: Ricochet one on one against ar Fox. I missed Prince Puma,
Speaker 1: by the way. I wish he would come back. I
Speaker 1: would prefer Prince Puma over Rikoshet. Can we bring him back?
Speaker 1: Prince Puma never spoke, he wore that mask. He just
Speaker 1: went out there had kick ass matches. Can we get
Speaker 1: that guy back? I missed Prison Puma. Fox wanted a
Speaker 1: death valley driver on the apron. Ricochet, though, floated over
Speaker 1: into the ring and then hip toss Fox, who's still
Speaker 1: on the apron. He hip tossed him onto the edge
Speaker 1: of the ring apron and then he fell to the
Speaker 1: floor and that did not look fun. When things returned,
Speaker 1: Rikoshet was still in control. Both men got a full
Speaker 1: head of steam and they ducked an attack and then
Speaker 1: they collided. Both they both went for a cross body block,
Speaker 1: so both men were down. Fox hit a picture perfect
Speaker 1: four to fifty splash that only netted him in the
Speaker 1: ear fall, and he couldn't believe that Ricochet kicked out.
Speaker 1: Ricochet crawled to the apron, but he held onto the
Speaker 1: referee as Fox pulled him back in, and that brief
Speaker 1: hesitation allowed Ricochet to hit a code breaker for a
Speaker 1: two count. Then he hit the spirit gun, and then
Speaker 1: he finished him off with vertigo for the wind. After
Speaker 1: the match, Ricochet grabbed his gold scissors, which were hidden
Speaker 1: behind one of the turnbuckles, and he was about to
Speaker 1: use it on Fox when Swerve Strickland appeared at ringside,
Speaker 1: and he may or may not have had a chain
Speaker 1: because he basically swept out Ricochet's legs and dragged him outside.
Speaker 1: I think the announcer said he had a chain. I
Speaker 1: didn't see one. It was hard to tell. He may
Speaker 1: have had a chain, but whatever. He pulls Ricochet out
Speaker 1: of the ring, and this is this is okay because
Speaker 1: he waited until after the match was over. He lived
Speaker 1: up to the rules that Tony Kahan put forth. He
Speaker 1: waited until the match was over, ding ding ding, and
Speaker 1: then he came out to interfere. So he's beating him
Speaker 1: up outside. He throws him into the barricade, and he
Speaker 1: throws him into the ring steps. He gets him in
Speaker 1: the ring and he's setting up for a Swerve stomp,
Speaker 1: and Ricochet grabs ar Fox. He reaches over and grabs
Speaker 1: ar Fox and pulls him on top of him like.
Speaker 2: A human shield.
Speaker 1: And he also has his golden scissors and he's putting
Speaker 1: him to his throat like he's threatening to murder this man.
Speaker 1: If Swerve jumps off the top row, he's got a hostage.
Speaker 1: We have a hostage situation here. So anyway, he tossed
Speaker 1: Fox aside, he bailed and Swerves stared him down, saying there's.
Speaker 2: Nowhere to run. In one week.
Speaker 1: This was a good match, and I like the little
Speaker 1: postmatch angle they did here. Swerve was out there looking
Speaker 1: like a maniac. He looked like he wanted to murder
Speaker 1: this man. Ricochet out there acting like a chicken shit
Speaker 1: doing everything he could, including taking a hostage, to try
Speaker 1: to get out of this situation with his life. And
Speaker 1: these two are going to go out there, I think,
Speaker 1: and have a great match next week. So I actually
Speaker 1: this is the one segment on this show I had
Speaker 1: no issues with.
Speaker 2: I thought this was fine. They aired footage.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, this is what I wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about, So they aired footage. Now, Renee does a
Speaker 1: series on their YouTube channel called aw Close Up and
Speaker 1: they interviewed different people for it.
Speaker 2: So what they did was they interviewed the death Riders.
Speaker 2: They had her interview her husband and the rest of
Speaker 2: the Death Riders I guess at their home. They were
Speaker 2: in the basement to talk about the death Riders and
Speaker 2: what their mission is, what do they hope to accomplish,
Speaker 2: and all of that, and it dropped on their YouTube
Speaker 2: channel yesterday at seven o'clock. So here they just aired
Speaker 2: some very brief highlights. But in the highlights, she asks
Speaker 2: why is her husband hold the AW World title? Hostage? Right?
Speaker 1: Another hostage situation on this show. Actually there's three hostage situations,
Speaker 1: because I kind of feel like I was taken hostage tonight.
Speaker 2: But she's asking a valid question to her husband.
Speaker 1: You know, I guess when they're just you know, at home,
Speaker 1: playing with the kids, or they're lounging out on the couch,
Speaker 1: or they got some pillow talk, you know, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't seem appropriate to ask him, Hey, honey, why are
Speaker 1: you hiding the world championship in a briefcase, right, because
Speaker 1: I honestly, even when they're home, they're probably a lie.
Speaker 2: Who gives a shit about this stuff.
Speaker 1: But she asked the question here, and we have not
Speaker 1: seen physically seen the AW World Title since he won
Speaker 1: it at Wressel Dream from Brian Danielson.
Speaker 2: It has been missing ever since.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, since it's going to be gone
Speaker 1: after this weekend, i'd pop if when the reveal finally
Speaker 1: happens and that briefcase opens instead of the AW World Title,
Speaker 1: like the Winged Eagle belt just magically appears and they
Speaker 1: start using the Winged Eagle on Dynamite.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: I think that would be great actually if they and
Speaker 1: I think the AW World Title belt is one of
Speaker 1: the better looking wrestling belts today.
Speaker 2: I'm not shitting on the belt.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm bummed that after this weekend, the
Speaker 1: Winged Eagle is going back.
Speaker 2: To the warehouse. That's all I'm saying. She asked the question.
Speaker 1: Moxley asks, why do people think this is a petting zoo?
Speaker 1: They want to take a picture with it. People don't
Speaker 1: understand what it takes to be a champion. He is
Speaker 1: the living definition of a world champion. You want your
Speaker 1: world title. It's right here. Take a look at me.
Speaker 1: It's not something you win. It's not something you hold.
Speaker 1: It's not something you show off or you take a
Speaker 1: picture with. It's in your heart. It's cultivated, it's grown
Speaker 1: in the white hot fires of combat. Moxley is building
Speaker 1: an army of John Moxley's. Can you imagine an army
Speaker 1: of death Riders here? He's building an army of John
Speaker 1: Moxley's behind him, and he's backfilling them behind him, putting
Speaker 1: them through what he has gone through.
Speaker 2: And worse well, they can't go through what he's gone
Speaker 2: through unless Tony Kahn puts them on TV in a
Speaker 2: gas mask and forces them to get vaccinated on TV
Speaker 2: like Dean Ambrose had to. Look. I'll say one nice
Speaker 2: thing about this.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they attempted to take a stab at
Speaker 1: something like this, although it's four months too, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why it took four months to get something
Speaker 1: like this. People have been asking this question now for months.
Speaker 1: What exactly is it that the death Riders are after here?
Speaker 1: What's the end goal? What do they see as the
Speaker 1: end result of this campaign of terror that they have
Speaker 1: been reigning upon AW now for the past four or
Speaker 1: five months, right, they still have not given a valid
Speaker 1: answer to that question. I don't know why it took
Speaker 1: four months to even do a segment like.
Speaker 2: This in the first place.
Speaker 1: And unfortunately I can't give you a straight answer now
Speaker 1: because what they gave us here was a bunch of gobbledegook.
Speaker 2: And I watched the entire twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: They didn't really say a whole hell of a lot
Speaker 1: different than the bullshit that we've heard on TV. But
Speaker 1: that wasn't even the best part, right, That's what they
Speaker 1: aired on the show tonight. What they did not show
Speaker 1: you here from that segment was Renee asking what their
Speaker 1: main objective is and Claudio said that, look, we're not
Speaker 1: here to kill AW. Our objective is not to destroy
Speaker 1: this company. It's just the opposite. But in the same segment,
Speaker 1: when Renee went to go interview Pack, who was sitting
Speaker 1: in a sauna like, she turned and off to the side.
Speaker 1: There's just like a little single sauna and he's in
Speaker 1: his gear and he's just sitting in there by himself,
Speaker 1: and she's interviewing him through the glass.
Speaker 2: She asked the same question to Pack. Do you know
Speaker 2: what Pack had to say in this segment? This is
Speaker 2: what Pack said. He said, he.
Speaker 1: Said, their goal is to burn this company to the
Speaker 1: How are we supposed to follow along here? How are
Speaker 1: we supposed to make heads or tails out of this?
Speaker 1: What their mission is?
Speaker 2: When the people in the group cannot get on the
Speaker 2: same page as to what their mission is in the
Speaker 2: first place, Claudio says, we don't.
Speaker 1: Want to destroy AW. PAC says, we want to destroy AW.
Speaker 1: I'm more confused coming out of this than I was
Speaker 1: going into it. Good job, this accomplished nothing. This was
Speaker 1: a waste of time. That's what this was. We got
Speaker 1: a commercial that aired for a brand new movie that
Speaker 1: Chris Jericho is in called Dark Match. Is what I
Speaker 1: wish he would have more of On Shutter.
Speaker 2: I like Shutter.
Speaker 1: Shutter is a horror channel. For those who don't know,
Speaker 1: they actually had a Oh god, what was They had
Speaker 1: a series on Shutter that I was a fan of.
Speaker 2: Creep Show. Yeah, the movie Creep Show. They had a
Speaker 2: TV series and I think it went three or four
Speaker 2: seasons and it was airing on.
Speaker 1: Shutter and I have not heard anything since, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to assume that it is not returning unfortunate. But
Speaker 1: I'm not going to subscribe to Shutter just to watch
Speaker 1: Dark Match. But that is the new movie that Chris
Speaker 1: Jericho is in. I guess it may be I think
Speaker 1: at premieres this weekend. If you want to watch it,
Speaker 1: you can go find it. But this led into another
Speaker 1: New York Minute segment with Chris Jericho and the Learning Tree.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: The New York Minute segments they started in advance of
Speaker 1: Final Battle when Jericho was in to defend the ROH
Speaker 1: World title against Matt Cardona. Because Final Battle was at
Speaker 1: the Hammerstein Ballroom, which is in New York. Final Battle
Speaker 1: was a month ago. Why are we still getting New
Speaker 1: York Minute segments? Is this like an inside joke supposed
Speaker 1: to be funny? Like last month it made sense. Now
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. But he's still doing the
Speaker 1: New York Minute here. We don't claim him, by the way,
Speaker 1: US New Yorkers don't claim this man. I know he
Speaker 1: was born in New York, but we don't claim it.
Speaker 1: So he said that Big Bill took out Powerhouse Hobbs
Speaker 1: last week. And then Bill spoke and he said that
Speaker 1: he put Jericho's words last week into Action and he
Speaker 1: feels stronger because of it. And Jericho said that that
Speaker 1: makes him proud of and then Bill in the background.
Speaker 1: You could tell like Bill was ready to get this
Speaker 1: great compliment from his mentor, but instead Jericho says he
Speaker 1: was proud of himself, proud of himself for being such
Speaker 1: a great mentor. But Bill did not do what he
Speaker 1: was supposed to do. Bill did not take out Powerhouse
Speaker 1: Hobbs permanently, so it looks like he still has more
Speaker 1: to learn. But anyway, so Jericho said that he and
Speaker 1: Brian Keith are going to take on the Outrunners this
Speaker 1: week on Collision, and Jericho waved goodbye, but his smirk
Speaker 1: slowly faded into a sneer as he looked over his
Speaker 1: shoulder back at Big Bill. So trouble is afoot. They're
Speaker 1: slowly building to Big Bill breaking away from the learning tree.
Speaker 2: Which is good. That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Now we just have to be patient, wait for it
Speaker 1: to happen, and hope, hope for his sake that once
Speaker 1: he breaks away from the learning tree, we don't continue
Speaker 1: to get Jericho segments and no Big Bill.
Speaker 2: Segments on TV.
Speaker 1: Because what a kick in the balls that would be like,
Speaker 1: it's one thing to have Jericho on the show, but
Speaker 1: after all this Jericho still ends up with more TV
Speaker 1: time than Big Bill.
Speaker 2: Then I mean, I just I give up. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what to say that, like, I just give up.
Speaker 2: So hopefully bigger and better things for Big Bill. We
Speaker 2: had Switchblade Jay White in action next against Wheeler da
Speaker 2: I briefly fell asleep during this match, but an alert
Speaker 2: on my watch woke me up before the finish, so
Speaker 2: I was able on Mac because I watched the shows
Speaker 2: on Max. Now I was able to go back and
Speaker 2: see what I missed. That's that's what Wheeler. You to
Speaker 2: dost to me.
Speaker 1: You to try to attack before the bell almost ate
Speaker 1: a Blade Runner, but he scrambled outside, so White was
Speaker 1: having his way with him until you to drop kick
Speaker 1: the leg out, hit a drop toe hold onto the
Speaker 1: edge of the ring.
Speaker 2: The ankle got trapped in the framing of the ring
Speaker 2: and that allowed you to to stomp on the knee.
Speaker 2: Ex Caliber threw it to picture and picture and the
Speaker 2: show just kept going. So they just continued announcing, and
Speaker 2: then a minute or two later, in the middle of
Speaker 2: them speaking, they just abruptly cut a commercial so when
Speaker 2: things came back, White return or White tried to mount
Speaker 2: to comeback, you'da again went after the wanted to back superplex.
Speaker 2: White fought out with a dragon screw, hit a superplex
Speaker 2: for a two count. You to roll through a urinagi
Speaker 2: and then shot blocked White, leading into a single leg crab.
Speaker 2: White got the ropes. You'd hit an arm trap angle
Speaker 2: slam for a two count, so White started firing up.
Speaker 2: Hit a huge urinagi. White wanted blade runner. You to
Speaker 2: roll through into a schoolboy and you look for a splash,
Speaker 2: rolled through, wanted the bussaku knee, but he ran right
Speaker 2: into a blade Runner, and just like that, Jay White
Speaker 2: finishes off Wheeler d to After the match, the Death
Speaker 2: Riders hit the ring and they attacked Jay White, but
Speaker 2: rated FTR hits the scene and they make the save
Speaker 2: before things got out of hand. As Powerhouse Hobbs, sits
Speaker 2: at home and seeds and possibly starts to wonder a
Speaker 2: few things about these guys.
Speaker 1: Dax Harwood took the microphone and he said that he
Speaker 1: hates how the Death Riders tried to end a sixty
Speaker 1: seven year old.
Speaker 2: Hero of his.
Speaker 1: I thought they were referring to Jeff Jarrett earlier in
Speaker 1: the show, but they were referring to Ricky Morton last
Speaker 1: week they bashed his brains in with a concerto. Harwood
Speaker 1: said that Dennis Condrey is here tonight, one half of
Speaker 1: the legendary Midnight Express, and on the name of Dennis Condrey,
Speaker 1: he said on Collision they will see the Death Riders
Speaker 1: in a mid South street fight. So j White got
Speaker 1: a measure of revenge on Wheeler da who's been a
Speaker 1: thorn in his side for a while now. The match
Speaker 1: itself was fine, but I'm just gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just over it. I see Dah, I
Speaker 1: see the Death Riders.
Speaker 2: I just check out. I don't care like I don't care.
Speaker 2: I just don't care. And I could have sworn that.
Speaker 1: The announcers referred to Copeland as Copeland, so I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was a slip of the tongue or
Speaker 1: if they've already done away with Cope. Probably not, but
Speaker 1: I still call them Copeland anyway, enough of the Death Riders.
Speaker 1: We got a video package of the Mariah May and
Speaker 1: Tony Storm segment on Collision this past Saturday, where we
Speaker 1: finally got Tony Storm revealing that all along it was
Speaker 1: not amnesia. It was the performance of a lifetime. She
Speaker 1: was playing herself.
Speaker 2: Some people play with themselves, other people play themselves. She
Speaker 2: played herself and she played Mariah May and it got
Speaker 2: a great reaction when people realize what was going on.
Speaker 2: And she cut this impassioned promo on Mariah and threatened
Speaker 2: to cut her tits off. It's kind of extreme, but
Speaker 2: that's what she said. It's a great segment.
Speaker 1: And I know some people were upset, like why would
Speaker 1: they air this on Collision? But you know what I
Speaker 1: could see in both ways, because there is a concerned
Speaker 1: effort these last couple of weeks, clearly on Tony kN
Speaker 1: you know, his part, to make.
Speaker 2: Collision a more desirable show. I'm gonna run down the
Speaker 2: matches later for a Collision. There's like a whole lineup
Speaker 2: for Collision. There's one match announced for Dynamite next week.
Speaker 2: There's like six fucking things announced for Collision, which makes
Speaker 2: sense because it's sooner than next Wednesday, but usually it's
Speaker 2: a little more.
Speaker 1: Even so, there's clearly an effort on their part underway
Speaker 1: to make Collision more of a desirable show that people
Speaker 1: have to tune in to see now. Warner Brothers, Discovery
Speaker 1: wanted Dynamite, they wanted Collision. They said you could take
Speaker 1: Rampage and stick it up your ass, right. They didn't
Speaker 1: care for Rampage. That's why Rampage is gone. Tony Kahn
Speaker 1: has to find a way to make Collision a desirable
Speaker 1: show and destination for.
Speaker 2: People on Saturday nights.
Speaker 1: So how could Collision ever become must see if you
Speaker 1: don't take segments like that that are as close to
Speaker 1: mus see as anything going right now in AW And
Speaker 1: there's really nothing that's must see at the moment, but
Speaker 1: it's the closest thing and putting it on Collision, right,
Speaker 1: so I understand it. It is the kind of segment
Speaker 1: that you really want on your A show. I was
Speaker 1: hoping they would replay most of it here. They did
Speaker 1: give highlights. They didn't replay the entire thing, but they
Speaker 1: gave us enough highlights of it. So we go to
Speaker 1: Renee and she welcomes the AW Women's World champion Mariah May.
Speaker 2: To the stage.
Speaker 1: Tony Shravanni calls her a typical mean girl. Mariah says
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Speaker 2: You know what. I endorse the idea, and I hear
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Speaker 1: She said, We're not playing this game about you know,
Speaker 1: Tony Storm. Tony Storm, she says, is not real. She said,
Speaker 1: Tony wants to play the role of Tony Storm. Why
Speaker 1: doesn't she play the role of the woman.
Speaker 2: Who used her for her goal?
Speaker 1: Play the Tony Storm whose most memorable moment was bleeding
Speaker 1: and crying in my hands with the one who walked
Speaker 1: out of aw and Japan in Mexico because she couldn't
Speaker 1: touch Mariah. Play whatever version you want, the ending is
Speaker 1: still the same. When you're this good, you don't change
Speaker 1: a thing. She says that she is the woman from
Speaker 1: Hell and always will be something that she will remind
Speaker 1: Tonya for the rest of her life. Look now and
Speaker 1: never forget, for this is your AEW Women's World Champion
Speaker 1: and then she held up the title and that was it.
Speaker 1: So there was no Tony Storm appearance tonight. This was
Speaker 1: the follow up to that segment.
Speaker 2: From you know collision. Excuse me, but no Tony Storm
Speaker 2: on the show. I am looking forward to the match.
Speaker 1: So as far as Grand Slam in the card, yeah,
Speaker 1: the tag match with Omega and Osprey, the Women's world
Speaker 1: title match.
Speaker 2: They got some great matches, you know, lined up on
Speaker 2: that show. That's one of the ones I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1: We got highlights of the Hurt Syndicate beating Private Party
Speaker 1: last week to win the AW World Tag Team titles.
Speaker 1: MVP says he recognized he was actually in this segment.
Speaker 1: He recognized Private Party for fighting hard, but wasn't their
Speaker 1: fault for running into a dominant tandem and lash Lee
Speaker 1: in Shelton Benjamin, who will hold the titles as long
Speaker 1: as they choose name the time, name the place.
Speaker 2: They're the Hurt Syndicate and they hurt people is what
Speaker 2: he said pretty straightforward to the here. Excuse me, Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, I'm dying over here. I may I may collapse.
Speaker 2: I may collapse during this stream. Uh my god, my God,
Speaker 2: all right, I got some H two O in me.
Speaker 2: Let's get on with this review, shall we? Shall we?
Speaker 2: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: We go backstage to the Vendetta, a faction that has
Speaker 1: never appeared on this show before, but they actually put Tia, Valkyrie,
Speaker 1: and Deanna Parrazzo on the show tonight. In a backstage segment,
Speaker 1: Taia says that moments from now, they're gonna see Mercedes
Speaker 1: Monett defend her TBS title against Yuca, and Dianna said
Speaker 1: that it should have been her in this match, but
Speaker 1: Valkyrie said, Harley Cameron stuck her balloons where they don't belong,
Speaker 1: so now Harley belongs to the and on collision they
Speaker 1: are coming to collect I am gonna laugh.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna laugh if after all those reports about Deanna
Speaker 2: Parrazzo being very vocal with management behind the scenes, and
Speaker 2: good for her for standing up for herself being very
Speaker 2: vocal behind the scenes about wanting to be utilized better
Speaker 2: if they put her in the ring with Harley Cameron,
Speaker 2: and Harley Cameron, who has never won a match ever
Speaker 2: in aw gets her first win over Deanna Parrazzo. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna laugh, like, how can you not find that funny?
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 1: No match was announced, but they're gonna They're gonna do
Speaker 1: something with Harley on Collision. But they close the show.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 1: They closed the show with the Magical Girl, Yukasakazaki, who
Speaker 1: has not wrestled on Dynamite since Grand Slam on September
Speaker 1: twenty fifth, challenging Mercedes Monet for the TBS Championship. The
Speaker 1: fans were behind Yuka for this. Good for them. This
Speaker 1: had no business being the main event on this show.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Now, I guess there was nothing better to
Speaker 1: put in this spot, because I sure as hell didn't
Speaker 1: need to see Wheeler Yudah against Jay White in the
Speaker 1: main event, which they could have easily done. But this
Speaker 1: had no business being in the main event. Four months gone,
Speaker 1: four months gone. One match on Collision wins a four
Speaker 1: way in the main event on Dynamite.
Speaker 2: What are we doing here? What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Mercedes hit a shoulder tackle, did her CEO dance. Yuka
Speaker 1: kicked up, hit a shoulder block of her own, and
Speaker 1: then mocked the dance. Sakazaki blocked the baseball slide. Then
Speaker 1: she mocked Mercedes, who she hit with a spin kick
Speaker 1: on the apron. Sakazaki went to the top for a dive.
Speaker 1: Mercedes wisely bailed, and Uka tried the boot from the apron.
Speaker 1: Monette swept out the leg and then hit a diving
Speaker 1: meteora and took control of the match, which took us
Speaker 1: into the final commercial break. A shout out to Recinson,
Speaker 1: who's joining us?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Recon son.
Speaker 1: Uka countered a power bomb into a herd kanana, Mercedes
Speaker 1: missed the corner, metiora brainbuster and a sliding lariat by
Speaker 1: Yuca connected for an earfall. Mercedes responded by floating over
Speaker 1: a supplex into the Three Amigos. Mercedes took too much
Speaker 1: time though going up top got cut off with a
Speaker 1: step up forearm and a superplex. Sakazaki wanted the merry
Speaker 1: go round, but Monette spun out. Tried the monet maker,
Speaker 1: only for Sakazaki to land on her feet hit a
Speaker 1: thrust kick. Mercedes avoided a charge and then was able
Speaker 1: to utilize a head scissors into the corner that led
Speaker 1: to the backstabber, which then led to the statement maker.
Speaker 1: Sakazaki rolled int to a pin attenth for two and
Speaker 1: Mercedes was trapped in the corner of Sakazaki had a
Speaker 1: snap German and Mercedes landed hard. So then Yuka goes
Speaker 1: for the Magical Girl splash. Monet got the knees up
Speaker 1: and came a power bomb and the Monet maker to
Speaker 1: no reaction for the win, and so Mercedes retains the
Speaker 1: TBS Championship. No reaction for that for that mone Maker,
Speaker 1: but she is bound and determined to continue using this move.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand it, I really don't. But that
Speaker 2: was Dynamite. I thought they brought back Rampage tonight. I
Speaker 2: had a double check to make sure I was watching
Speaker 2: Dynamite and not Rampage. This was a dreadfully boring episode,
Speaker 2: even with some good matches. I'm not saying that there
Speaker 2: weren't any good matches on the show. The Jeff Jarrett
Speaker 2: match was no good, but pretty much all the other
Speaker 2: matches on the show were at least good. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: say anything was great, but they were good. But so what.
Speaker 1: We get good matches every single week on there show.
Speaker 1: We get good matches on the other show every single week.
Speaker 1: This was a dreadfully boring show, no other way.
Speaker 2: To say it.
Speaker 1: Now, Collision, I mentioned they announced a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: shit for Collision this week, and here's the lineup for Collision.
Speaker 1: On Saturday, FTR is gonna wrestle John Moxley and Wheeler
Speaker 1: Yuda in a mid South street fight. Daniel Garcia defends
Speaker 1: the TNT title against Kyle O'Reilly and Lee Moriarty. Chris
Speaker 1: Jerricho and Brian Keith take on the Outrunners. Ricochet will
Speaker 1: address Swerve, Strickland Hook and Samoa Joe will take on
Speaker 1: Nick Wayne and Kip Sabian. We're gonna hear from Timeless.
Speaker 1: Tony Storm and the Vendetta are looking to collect on
Speaker 1: Harley Cameron. What did you think of Dynamite for January
Speaker 1: twenty ninth, Well, it's not very good.
Speaker 2: Twenty one point.
Speaker 1: Five percent thumbs up, seventy eight point five percent thumbs down.
Speaker 1: Like I said, a dreadfully boring show. Now, the Twitter
Speaker 1: poll is not kind a lot of the time to Dynamite.
Speaker 2: But it's not this bad, So you know, you know
Speaker 2: it was a bad episode for it to be that bad,
Speaker 2: because that's pretty bad. That is pretty bad. Here we go,
Speaker 2: Look at that guy, Look at that. That looks a
Speaker 2: lot better. All right, let's take a look at your superchats.
Speaker 1: I thank you guys for the support tonight, Let's put
Speaker 1: a smile on my face. Backtrack here and go to
Speaker 1: the early ones and see what you guys are talking about,
Speaker 1: any questions you may have, and what you thought of
Speaker 1: Dynamite Tonight. Fire Panda was first in with a forty
Speaker 1: eight dollars super chat. How many Hondi bombs does the
Speaker 1: chat need to send for the Solomonster to get an
Speaker 1: OnlyFans Solomonster socks off. Well, I mean that's gonna be
Speaker 1: an awful lot of super chats. You'll you'll never meet
Speaker 1: that goal, so it's not gonna happen. Oh Man Trill Mexican.
Speaker 1: Thanks for back to Love. He loves that song, he said,
Speaker 1: I gotta play it for him. I gotta play it
Speaker 1: for my boy.
Speaker 2: Hey, Dark Effect, thank you for the nineteen ninety two
Speaker 2: Let me see if me hold on a set, let
Speaker 2: me make sure. Oh there we go, all right, so
Speaker 2: they are there? Hey, Phil Dogg, thank you for twenty
Speaker 2: five months of channel membership. There's Dark Effect. Dark Effect,
Speaker 2: thank you for the nineteen ninety two. Kurt Angel, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna stick with that.
Speaker 1: Kurt Angel said that John Cena is WWE's goat because
Speaker 1: he's held their championship more times than anyone else. I
Speaker 1: do not share this opinion, But in your eyes, who
Speaker 1: is and what qualifies someone as the best? What qualifies
Speaker 1: someone as the best is whatever you think qualifies them
Speaker 1: as the best. It is completely subjective. There is no
Speaker 1: set criteria. Just like their Hall of Fame, there is
Speaker 1: no set written criteria for what is the best.
Speaker 2: You may say that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's say you think Randy Savage is the greatest of
Speaker 1: all time. I may say that Bret Hart is the
Speaker 1: greatest of all time, or Kurt Angle is the greatest
Speaker 1: of all That's subjective. It's subjective. But what goes into it?
Speaker 1: Is it the best matches? Is it the most number
Speaker 1: of championships? To be honest with you, I'm far more
Speaker 1: impressed with a Roman Reigns holding a championship for three
Speaker 1: and a half years than I am John Cena winning
Speaker 1: a title sixteen times. And I've gotten that question occasionally
Speaker 1: and I've always answered it that way, like would you
Speaker 1: find it more impressive to hold a champion ship once
Speaker 1: for a very long time or hold that championship many times?
Speaker 1: And I always say to hold that championship once for
Speaker 1: a very long time. To me, that's more impressive. But again,
Speaker 1: the criteria is whatever you want that criteria to be.
Speaker 1: Mister Rod says, first off, get well soon, solo. Thank
Speaker 1: you brother that said. It's a good thing. I didn't
Speaker 1: go to the show because this show was mid.
Speaker 2: No, this was not mid, this was below mid.
Speaker 1: Dev to Dust, I feel solemn monster, like the Little
Speaker 1: Brother New York teams like I think, he says, likes
Speaker 1: the Little Brother New York teams like the Mets, the Jets,
Speaker 1: and the Islanders.
Speaker 2: I don't watch hockey.
Speaker 1: I could give two shits about the Islanders. Why every
Speaker 1: guy in the eighties had the Tom Selleck mustache because.
Speaker 2: It was cool.
Speaker 1: It was cool, and apparently that's what the ladies wanted.
Speaker 1: That's why they love tom Selik and that's why they
Speaker 1: love Big Scott Hall, who looked a lot like Tom
Speaker 1: Selick with that mustache.
Speaker 2: Oz and Glorious forty four months.
Speaker 1: Forty four months of channel membership and it's colden shivering,
Speaker 1: he says, acknowledge me. You have been hereby acknowledged, Thank you,
Speaker 1: Oz and Glorious, but.
Speaker 2: Got justin gee. Thank you folks, this is your Dynamite review.
Speaker 2: I'm what's left of the soln Monster. Feel better soon.
Speaker 2: I'm hanging on, brother, I'm hanging on by a thread,
Speaker 2: but I'm here, Oz and glorious.
Speaker 1: Congrats on eighty three k, even though you're starting to
Speaker 1: sound like eighty three weeks.
Speaker 2: My dude, get feeling better solo. You are my tribal chief.
Speaker 1: Well, that is the greatest insult that you have ever
Speaker 1: paid me, comparing me to Eric Bischoff. Don't ever do that.
Speaker 1: Eric Bischoff goes which every way the wind blows. I
Speaker 1: go the correct way, which is the honest way, which
Speaker 1: is how I feel. And certainly tonight this show is
Speaker 1: no good. And by the way, we're almost in eighty
Speaker 1: four thousand, so thank you to everybody who has gotten
Speaker 1: us to eighty four thousand, and before long it'll be
Speaker 1: eighty five. So it's gonna be great. Robbie and friends.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a worse Twitter poll since twenty nineteen
Speaker 2: to twenty twenty one. Raw, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Cool, bro, Do you find skeleton jokes to be humorous, because,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, I find them to be
Speaker 1: quite the rib ticklers. Brother, you you fucked it up.
Speaker 1: You fucked up the punchline. The punchline should have been.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I find them quite humorous.
Speaker 1: It was a layup, cool bro.
Speaker 2: I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Joseph Stewart was macho man Randy Savage against Brett Hart
Speaker 1: the original plan for WrestleMania nine. No, I've never heard that,
Speaker 1: not one time. Bass Beers, thank you for the pair
Speaker 1: of super chats. MGM Ballin says as I typed this,
Speaker 1: My birthday is in fifty seven minutes, and you gave
Speaker 1: me an early gift on Saturday with a high five
Speaker 1: as you were walking to the back during intermission.
Speaker 2: Ohe next time I chat.
Speaker 1: With both Titans, Yeah, definitely say hello next time. I
Speaker 1: was being pulled in every direction on Saturday. I got
Speaker 1: to meet a lot of people at the Hog Show.
Speaker 1: But sometimes, man, there just isn't enough time, especially during intermission.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad we got to see each other briefly
Speaker 1: at least, so hopefully we'll see you at the next show.
Speaker 1: We got bass Beers with an other two dollars super checks,
Speaker 1: tuxedo t Servo with a twelve making a six sola
Speaker 1: monster watch a boring episode of Dynamite.
Speaker 2: Shame aw shame. Feel better soon, Solo.
Speaker 1: You know, I hope I feel better for the Rumble
Speaker 1: That's gonna suck if I'm not any better. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's been a couple of days, but it really really
Speaker 1: hit me today, So usually that's a few days.
Speaker 2: So I got my fingers crossed. But man, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be pissed.
Speaker 1: Gonna be pissed if I have to feel like this
Speaker 1: for the Rumble men, and that sucks. Jeremy Rose, this
Speaker 1: show came to my town on my birthday tonight, and
Speaker 1: I had no interest to go because these shows have
Speaker 1: been ass at least the Royal Rumble Is this week, well,
Speaker 1: no argument there. We got CNM thirty four forty three.
Speaker 1: Dynamite felt boring and inconsequential. Something needs to change. Finding
Speaker 1: myself less interested every week that goes by. Hope that changes.
Speaker 1: I hope that changes too. I hope that changes too.
Speaker 1: Devin from New Jersey did Solo see Maven as a
Speaker 1: world champion? I think he had potential to be a
Speaker 1: lot bigger than he was world champion.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 1: I didn't see enough of him in the ring to
Speaker 1: justify calling him a future world champion, but I think
Speaker 1: there was a certain appeal there with him that he
Speaker 1: could have been a big star. Absolutely, I just don't
Speaker 1: know about world champion Dark Effect.
Speaker 2: Showing your respects sir for getting on here when you
Speaker 2: feel like crap. Give us a quality Dynamite review. You
Speaker 2: are the man.
Speaker 1: Your rational, grounded opinions are the best on the interweb.
Speaker 1: I'm glad someone thinks so. You should see the comments.
Speaker 1: You'll see the comments I get tonight. You're a hater.
Speaker 1: Hating for the sake of hating warms my soul. Leopoldo says, uh,
Speaker 1: what does that say?
Speaker 2: You? Oh? You at fifty percent is better than AEW
Speaker 2: at one hundred right now? Feel better, Solo.
Speaker 1: Now, the problem is we haven't had AW at one hundred.
Speaker 1: If we had AW at one hundred, it would be great,
Speaker 1: but we don't, so it's not.
Speaker 2: But thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the comment David theorying with that one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars bomb. Wow, brother, Solo, I see and
Speaker 1: hear that you are under the weather after a four hour.
Speaker 2: TNT last night.
Speaker 1: You would think that an episode of Dynamite would cheer
Speaker 1: you up and make you feel better psych yet better
Speaker 1: soon my friend, hopefully our favorite Joe Hendry super Chad.
Speaker 2: Heelps, it did it did, Thank you very much. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what to take, like we can get
Speaker 2: a cold right, what do you do? Takes some pseuda
Speaker 2: fed and shit, it doesn't do anything. Nothing works. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what to buy, and everything's locked up
Speaker 2: behind the fucking glass cabinet.
Speaker 1: They have fucking toothpaste behind there. Now I have to
Speaker 1: ring a bell and then nobody comes.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: With my germ infested hands, I have to touch this
Speaker 1: button and wait for somebody to come over and open
Speaker 1: the things so I can get what I need.
Speaker 2: Is this is what we've come to these last few years.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 1: H we got feasts with a five dollars super Chat says.
Speaker 1: Even watching on fast forward, I still notice the ten
Speaker 1: minutes of nothing between the Mariah segment and the Dianna segment,
Speaker 1: just recap and hype videos. Well, I mean to be fair,
Speaker 1: we get a lot of fluff and bullshit on WWE
Speaker 1: shows as well.
Speaker 2: You can have a pl e and in between matches
Speaker 2: you could legitimately go twenty five to thirty minutes without
Speaker 2: a match.
Speaker 1: That's inexcusable. Inexcusable. I don't care how great the matches are,
Speaker 1: you should not have that much downtime between matches.
Speaker 2: So that's not just an aw problem. Verbal Souls, Old
Speaker 2: bug Eyes needs to be needs to be sent over
Speaker 2: the edge and retire for what that promo did to
Speaker 2: Ricky Stars.
Speaker 1: Thank you, verbal souls. You know what, Boots, I think
Speaker 1: you're right. I'm gonna I think. I think the real
Speaker 1: American beer is what got me sick. I had that
Speaker 1: fucking beer last week, and then he brought more of it,
Speaker 1: and I had another real American beer at the Hawk
Speaker 1: show before the show on Saturday, and I'll bet you
Speaker 1: that fucking beer got me set.
Speaker 2: Another reason not to drink that crap beat fried chicken
Speaker 2: with flavor.
Speaker 1: I have a great idea bron Breaker retires with both
Speaker 1: brock Lesner and Goldberg, one at WrestleMania and the other
Speaker 1: at SummerSlam.
Speaker 2: Well that's not happening.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever going to be one person
Speaker 1: who retires brock leg if he comes back. I don't
Speaker 1: think brock Lesnar will ever be retired by one person.
Speaker 1: Reacinsne with thirty eight months of channel membership. Was at
Speaker 1: Collision on Saturday, and man, what a night. Shook Jr's hand,
Speaker 1: met over fifteen wrestlers, chatted with Dante, Jerry Lynn, and
Speaker 1: Brody King. Best part was Turbo Floyd giving me his
Speaker 1: headband after the show. Well, that's awesome. That's awesome. Meeting
Speaker 1: the wrestlers is always cool. Man Like, they got a
Speaker 1: lot of great people who worked there. So I wish
Speaker 1: I had, you know, nicer things to say about shows
Speaker 1: like this, but it's not really a reflection on the talent.
Speaker 1: When you go to these shows and you get that
Speaker 1: like personal experience, they always have a great time.
Speaker 2: So that's awesome. Yeah, Reekinson is the one.
Speaker 1: He had the solo Monster Baybay sign when they were
Speaker 1: a Daily's Place once, like right there on camera because
Speaker 1: they were a Daily's Place again on Saturday for Collision,
Speaker 1: So that's very cool. Honey, deep fried Chicken with flavor
Speaker 1: says I would love to give Harley Cameron a nice hug.
Speaker 1: Well after that series of tweets that OSCA put out today,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's all keep our hugs to ourselves, Okay,
Speaker 1: because whatever she's going through right now, does not sound
Speaker 1: like fun. And unfortunately, there are a lot of freak
Speaker 1: fans out there doing a lot of freaky shit that
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be doing. And it sucks that apparently she's
Speaker 1: had a horrible fan experience and feels.
Speaker 2: Unsafe, is what she said.
Speaker 1: So retro koh, thank you for the super chat, Libido Bell.
Speaker 1: What's Jordan's Salamander doing in the Impact Zone?
Speaker 2: Not gonna be my new name? My papa?
Speaker 1: Who am I replacing? Am I replacing Tom Phillips? He
Speaker 1: does a great job. He does a better job than
Speaker 1: I would. There's no need for me to be in
Speaker 1: the unless I'm gonna manage somebody I can manage. Who
Speaker 1: am I going to manage?
Speaker 2: Who would you like me to manage in the Impact Zone? Kiddo?
Speaker 2: Hudson says, tomorrow is my birthday?
Speaker 1: Can I get an HBK theme song rendition from you? Well, kiddo,
Speaker 1: I can't do that because I I just can't do it.
Speaker 1: I physically can't do it right now. But what I
Speaker 1: will do is I will wish you a great happy birthday,
Speaker 1: and I hope that you get everything you're looking for
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 2: I hope you get some good gifts not just the
Speaker 2: gift of a Solomonster review.
Speaker 1: But that's the best I can do. Is I'm just
Speaker 1: about tapped out. Honey de fried chicken with flavor. AW
Speaker 1: right now is like watching the New York Giants or
Speaker 1: the Jets. Cool bro, I made a belt out of herbs.
Speaker 1: What a waste of time?
Speaker 2: Okay, see that's better thy E A waste of time?
Speaker 2: I like that one. I should manage Mike Santana. Santana
Speaker 2: doesn't need me, though I would love to. Hey, look
Speaker 2: anything I could do to.
Speaker 1: Help elevate Mike Santana. I don't think he needs my help.
Speaker 1: I think he's doing well on his own. Alex says
Speaker 1: brother solo. If you can give twenty nineteen Tony Kahan
Speaker 1: one advice regarding Aw's future, what would it be, do
Speaker 1: not give EVP powers to any of the wrestlers. I
Speaker 1: just think that was a very bad idea from the go.
Speaker 1: They can help out here and there where they want
Speaker 1: to contribute, but having active talent as executives in the
Speaker 1: company is a horrible idea.
Speaker 2: So that's one piece of advice. We'll be here all night, though,
Speaker 2: if we try to come up with more retro Koh
Speaker 2: what do you say to a bee that likes sushi?
Speaker 2: Was sabi.
Speaker 1: Kiddo, Hudson, I love you solo, thank you kiddo, Right
Speaker 1: back at you, George segment, what did the baby corn
Speaker 1: say to the mama corn?
Speaker 2: Where's popcorn? Oh? That popped me? Oh shit, look at that.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't I didn't even mean to do that,
Speaker 1: and I just played off his joke.
Speaker 2: But that popped me.
Speaker 1: Thank you, George, Barry m K. Have you seen the
Speaker 1: tweets Oscar made today?
Speaker 2: She feels in danger from say, I just I literally
Speaker 2: just talked about it verbal souls a bunch of mox leads.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 1: They're gonna go to the mall wearing TapouT shirts harassing
Speaker 1: people because they took one class of jiu jitsu. Leopol
Speaker 1: by the way, I just took a look at the
Speaker 1: like skull. Looks like we're not getting any beat the
Speaker 1: booker tonight at this rate. So hit those likes up.
Speaker 1: Leopauldo says, what the hell was up with Ricoshit almost
Speaker 1: doing the people's elbow.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, dude, I was wondering the same thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have a good answer for you.
Speaker 1: Todd Warner celebrating twenty five months of channel membership.
Speaker 2: Feel Better Solo. I'm a yellow skull now, congratulations. We
Speaker 2: got some green skulls in the chat. We got some
Speaker 2: yellow skulls.
Speaker 1: You got red and blue pop up every now and then,
Speaker 1: so I love seeing those colored skulls. David theiring with
Speaker 1: that forty dollars. Guldberg hit that like button. Otherwise Guldberg
Speaker 1: will come visit you in your sleep. Everyone is different.
Speaker 1: But what helps me with colds is plenty of water,
Speaker 1: vitamin C and if you can rest, well, that's not happening.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a little funny story here. So I
Speaker 1: had to bring my laptop back in. I told you
Speaker 1: guys a few weeks ago. I paid like five hundred
Speaker 1: bucks to get the keyboard fixed. It's like a special
Speaker 1: part that had to be ordered. So it was like
Speaker 1: a whole thing.
Speaker 2: And I was going to get a new battery and
Speaker 2: put some new thermal paste on there because it gets
Speaker 2: very hot. All that stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like me, give me the works. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: my work machine here, so give me everything you got.
Speaker 1: So we got that taken care of. I get a
Speaker 1: phone call, I got a phone call yesterday actually from
Speaker 1: the person at the shop. They thought they replaced the battery,
Speaker 1: but they didn't like the battery came in. But I
Speaker 1: guess the work on the keyboard took so long.
Speaker 2: It was. It was just so much longer than they thought.
Speaker 1: By the time they were done, they called me and
Speaker 1: said everything's ready, and I didn't think anything up it.
Speaker 2: I said, Okay, I guess I got a new battery
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: I still had the old battery and the new battery
Speaker 1: was still sitting in a box that I paid for
Speaker 1: at their shop. I'm like, holy shit, it's been over
Speaker 1: a week. So I'm like, okay, whatever, I'll I'll bring
Speaker 1: it in tomorrow, right because now I get sick. So
Speaker 1: I had to pack this whole thing up and I
Speaker 1: brought it in and he's like, oh, just be a
Speaker 1: few hours, right, like three hours.
Speaker 2: We got another job.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no problem. I go home and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't have my computer. I feel like, shit,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something I never do. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: a nap. I'll set an alarm for like, if I
Speaker 1: can get two hours, that would be amazing, right, because
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep the other night, set my alarm, I
Speaker 1: laid down. I'm tossing and turning. I finally, I finally
Speaker 1: start to fall asleep, and the fucking guy calls me,
Speaker 1: all your computer's ready.
Speaker 2: Woke me right up.
Speaker 1: It's the son of a bitch up back in the car,
Speaker 1: went to the shop, got the computer, came home.
Speaker 2: So much for that nap.
Speaker 1: Even if I try to take one, it just doesn't
Speaker 1: work out for me. So unfortunately, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Oz Inglorious with the five says. I was
Speaker 1: here when you somehow deliriously streamed sick as a dog
Speaker 1: with the Rona. Also when you had the pandemic hair.
Speaker 1: Stop drinking racist beer, solo, I will. I'm not drinking
Speaker 1: that shit no more. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 1: elixir that is. But don't remind me about the the
Speaker 1: COVID hair.
Speaker 2: Please. We don't need to go back to that. We
Speaker 2: could leave that in the past.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Rose, So are you telling me not to celebrate
Speaker 1: my birthday tonight with great American beer? Well, look, if
Speaker 1: you want to end up just completely ship faced and sick,
Speaker 1: go write at it. If you can find it. It's
Speaker 1: not sold in every state. It's not sold in New York.
Speaker 1: George Seckman, how do you organize a space party, you planet.
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you you're You're given Cindrow a run for
Speaker 1: his money and RDS Harry the Death Riders is like
Speaker 1: what would happen if you paired The Aces and Eights
Speaker 1: and Retribution together?
Speaker 2: They were both terrible. God bless you, brother. At least
Speaker 2: the Aces and A's had cool theme music.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing I've always said about The Aces
Speaker 1: and Eights. I like their music. I thought their music
Speaker 1: was pretty badass. Groovy Goose, what do you call corn
Speaker 1: that grows in three days?
Speaker 2: Woodstock? Yeah, I don't know about that one. Liam Paul, Though.
Speaker 1: It says David Theory is cheering us and Solo up
Speaker 1: tonight with Goulber, he is, but David always cheers us
Speaker 1: up whenever he's here. Honey, deep fried Chicken tonight. We
Speaker 1: should give Tony Kahn some candy, cookies, cakes, pie, and
Speaker 1: lots of desserts.
Speaker 2: For a bad Dynamite show. I don't think he deserves
Speaker 2: any of that. Groovy Goose is the thought that counts.
Speaker 2: Don't despair. It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 1: We are two likes away from our regular goal, and
Speaker 1: there it is. We're four oh one, so you guys
Speaker 1: are getting two rounds. Be the booker tonight before I
Speaker 1: pass out here, So let's not waste any more time
Speaker 1: and get right to it.
Speaker 2: It's time to be the booker.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, It is now time to be the booker.
Speaker 1: So here's round number one. We begin with Billy and Bart.
Speaker 1: The smoking Guns are kicking us off here in be
Speaker 1: the booker. Cool broah, cool bro. So I pause them
Speaker 1: so it'll pop up after. But he says, I asked
Speaker 1: if you I asked if you thought skeleton jokes are humorous.
Speaker 1: To me, they're rib ticklers. I didn't mess up the joke.
Speaker 1: I accidentally took Kat's medicine. Don't ask me how. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna move on here and pick another team. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Oh good lord, are you fucking kidding me with this?
Speaker 1: This is this is straight out of nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: Hell The Smoking Guns against well done Timothy Well and
Speaker 1: Stephen Dunn. See because they're well done, managed by Harvey Whippleton. Awful, awful,
Speaker 1: Women's be the booker. Oh, this is gonna get people
Speaker 1: talking about Saturday. Aj Lee is here with us tonight,
Speaker 1: in be the booker. Will she be there at the
Speaker 1: Royal Rumble. I'm gonna say no, but you never know.
Speaker 1: Anything's possible. It's gonna be aj Lee against Kanna. This
Speaker 1: was Osca before she was Osca. You had Kanna. Connah
Speaker 1: was not to be messed with. The thing is like
Speaker 1: Conna would absolutely destroy aj Lee like she would. She
Speaker 1: would rip her in half and swallow her and spit
Speaker 1: her back up. So it's not going to be very
Speaker 1: competitive at all. I'd still love to see it, though,
Speaker 1: the murder clown. That's right, all right, men's be the booker.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: We begin with Sting, who doesn't look too good here
Speaker 1: in this image. Sting is in rough shape here as
Speaker 1: you see the blood trickling from his mouth. But Sting
Speaker 1: in the main event just feels right. But it takes
Speaker 1: two to tango Sting and who. Sting against rowdy Roddy
Speaker 1: Piper a fine main event anywhere in the country. I
Speaker 1: would pay good money to see Sting against rowdy roddy Piper.
Speaker 1: Since you guys hit the goal tonight, it's not a
Speaker 1: clean sweep, but we do have one more round to
Speaker 1: go now, because you guys hit the.
Speaker 2: The superchag goal.
Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna pick stipulations.
Speaker 1: Since we didn't do that the first time, we'll do
Speaker 1: STIPs here for the second round.
Speaker 2: How about that? I like that idea, all right.
Speaker 1: So the stipulation is going to be tag team casket match.
Speaker 1: So I guess you have to roll both members of
Speaker 1: one team into the same casket. I guess it's got
Speaker 1: to be double wide, double wide, double deep.
Speaker 2: Tag.
Speaker 1: Has there ever been a tag team casket match? I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen one. Well, it's not it's
Speaker 1: not lod ignore that. Let's take it for a spin,
Speaker 1: all right, tag team casket match. Sting and Lex Luger
Speaker 1: making their first appearance and be the Booker As a
Speaker 1: tag team. They were actually a really good team in
Speaker 1: WCW there for a while. I had a great match
Speaker 1: with the Steiner brothers at the first super Brawl. That's
Speaker 1: a great.
Speaker 2: Team, Sting and Luger in a casket match against the
Speaker 2: Butcher and the Blade. You know what, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued at the thought of Sting and Lex Luger
Speaker 1: in a tag team casket match. And that's enough for
Speaker 1: me to put it over the top. That's why I
Speaker 1: gave it the bell. All Right, the ladies, let's pick
Speaker 1: a stipulation here. Use the Yoko zunakoff and that's that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Yoko Zuda coffin is very deep.
Speaker 2: You could just use that one. All right, what stipulation
Speaker 2: will we have for the ladies match? It's going Oh god,
Speaker 2: it's going to be it's going to be an inferno match.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is not the stipulation for the ladies.
Speaker 1: I don't like this. I don't like this. This is
Speaker 1: not gonna end. Well, this is not gonna end well.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I told you it's not gonna end. Well,
Speaker 2: what did I just say? I said it's not going
Speaker 2: to end well, and we land on. So I just
Speaker 2: hit the mic and we land on.
Speaker 1: May Young is going to be in an inferno match. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, May Young may be the toughest woman
Speaker 1: out of all the women and be the booker. I
Speaker 1: think May Young would apply if you went to May
Speaker 1: Young in nineteen ninety nine, if Bruce Pritchard walked up
Speaker 1: to May Young in the back and said, hey, may
Speaker 1: we have an idea where you want you to be
Speaker 1: in an Inferno match. You know for a fact that
Speaker 1: May Young is like, let's do it right. She's not
Speaker 1: shying away from this.
Speaker 4: Ain't no way still taking bumps May Young in an
Speaker 4: Inferno match.
Speaker 2: Against Tony Storm.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure this was getting a buzzer when
Speaker 1: I first saw that stipulation. I thought for sure this
Speaker 1: was a buzz But I gotta give that the bell.
Speaker 1: It's too bad though it wasn't timeless Tony Storm. See
Speaker 1: that would have made it so much better. Instead of
Speaker 1: getting Wendy Richter, timeless Tony Storm has to contend with
Speaker 1: May Young.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. All right.
Speaker 1: We got two bells so far and one main event
Speaker 1: left the book. Here we go, a five star match,
Speaker 1: says fire Pin.
Speaker 2: Watch. Matt Meltzer will give it two and three quarters.
Speaker 2: Buried alive. That's the stipulation for our main event here
Speaker 2: in round number two, buried a live match.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I actually like buried Alive.
Speaker 1: It's like my guilty pleasure stipulation. It's never a technical masterpiece,
Speaker 1: but I just I always liked that stipulation.
Speaker 2: For some reason.
Speaker 1: Matt Riddle, who now showed an indie event that he
Speaker 1: was booked for and advertised on the other day with
Speaker 1: seemingly no good excuse, which is not good.
Speaker 2: You better not know show our main event here. Well,
Speaker 2: there's going to be problems. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: Matt Riddle in a buried alive match against Brody King.
Speaker 1: That would be a good match. That would be a
Speaker 1: good match. So I have to give that the bell.
Speaker 1: We got our clean sweep everybody. I didn't think it
Speaker 1: was gonna happen, but it did. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to your super chats here because we got a bunch
Speaker 1: more here to go through before we get on out
Speaker 1: of here. Cool Bro, I read Cool Bros. David, thank
Speaker 1: you for the eighty and cool Bro, thank you for
Speaker 1: the fort ninety nine BCM. See clearly she's timeless, timeless, timeless.
Speaker 2: Tony Storm Kiddo Hudson, thanks David for that HBK song.
Speaker 2: There you go. And Stephen Chappa channel member for forty
Speaker 2: five months. Wow, I think he has topped Oz and
Speaker 2: Glorious Oz is forty four, Stephen is forty five joining
Speaker 2: super late did solo mention that Hangman was looking for
Speaker 2: Swerve backstage for running into Renee. Interesting, of course I did.
Speaker 1: Look who you're talking to here, you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: mention that it was one of the more intriguing parts
Speaker 1: of the entire show.
Speaker 2: What's that leading to anyway?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for cheering me up a little bit.
Speaker 1: I feel like my head is going to explode. I
Speaker 1: hope I can get some sleep tonight. But you put
Speaker 1: a smile on my face, something this Dynamite Show unfortunately
Speaker 1: did not do.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: The situation is going to be. As far as SmackDown
Speaker 1: on Friday, I'll be here. I don't know how I'll feel,
Speaker 1: but I'll be here and I will definitely be here
Speaker 1: for the Royal Rumble this weekend. So hopefully I will
Speaker 1: see you guys Friday night Saturday night. Of course, you
Speaker 1: got episode eight ninety nine of the podcast coming up
Speaker 1: on Sunday, A lot of content coming your way. Sick
Speaker 1: or not, man, the work never ends. I'll see you
Speaker 1: back here live for the SmackDown recap Friday night.
Speaker 2: Until then, take care, guys,