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Speaker 1: Good good, good, good morning from Heavens. This is Clayton

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here with Chris. Chris.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Chris, and my eternal punishment is to do

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this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and uh hey, news update, news flash. We won.

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If you tuned in last week, you heard the big battle.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, as I said, good morning from heaven because

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we're up changing things up. Yeah, I am now in charge, right, yeah, yes,

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that's the charge of after life, all of Heaven's certainly. Yeah,

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that's right, and Purgatory is also under my domain. I

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am very very powerful, you know. I mean we Yeah,

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it was a great battle. I mean we totally wiped

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the floor of as Angel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, the Clayton stabbed him a lot,

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all of them, Yeah, with his sword.

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Speaker 1: And horns, horns and horns and employed the horns.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and uh, you know it's just really just like

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making this place Heaven just out to be just really crappy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're totally remodeling, changing things up.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know you could burn clouds, but you know, yeah,

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lots of work to be done if you're a lot

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of clouds to burn and and gases to emit. But

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you know what, guys, uh you hate didn't announce this,

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but this is going to be our last podcast. Yeah,

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we're just we're just so busy, you know, running the

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New Heaven and and just taking over. So thanks for

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listening and being great followers. Yeah, hold on, hold just.

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Speaker 1: A second, hold on. So yeah, that about wraps up.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, thanks guys, you guys were always great listeners. So yeah, well,

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well I'm just I'm taking a dump.

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Speaker 4: I know you're not taking a dump in there, guys.

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I know I can hear both the no, no.

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Speaker 1: No, no. Chris is also taking a dump with me,

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are you, Chris. Yeah, that's why it's taking so long. Yeah,

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we take dumps together. This yeah, this is listen.

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Speaker 4: I am a fiery wheel made of eyes and wings.

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I can see everything. I know you're not taking a dump,

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I know, not filming weising it in there?

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Speaker 1: No no, yeah, see Chris is drunting. Yeah this I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I don't actually have to go.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well boys, I'm just gonna step inside. Just gonna

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step inside, Chris. Okay, see every box circlet. Hey, that

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looks that man, that looks really painful. That looks super

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painful what you're doing there? Oh, this is nothing anything

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you said. There's nothing going on here.

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Speaker 1: We weren't recording.

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Speaker 4: We're just that isn't a that isn't a little microphone

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cable trailing. I know you don't have a tail, Chris,

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but it sure does look like a microphone cables trailing

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at you.

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Speaker 1: No, No, that is I grew one.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Chris, you're in a safe space, the safest space. Actually,

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you can tell me anything. Everything's fine here. Don't worry

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about it. Just just be yourself, buddy, like everything's cool. Okay,

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christ you're telling them no, Chris, No, but it's so

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it's Chris looking look into my five hundred eyes.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah. See you're safe, Chris. You can do anything.

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Speaker 2: Chris, be honest with me and yourself. We were recording, Oh, Chris,

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the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Of course, and you know what, that's great. What what

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do you mean?

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Speaker 3: This is our podcast, this is our underground resistance.

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Speaker 4: We're starting here underground. I mean, you couldn't be further

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from underground. You're about as high as you can be

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these days.

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Speaker 1: So you don't care that we record the podcast.

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Speaker 4: No, of course, not listen. You're in a wonderful eternity

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of paradise and bliss. And if you guys want to

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record a podcast, I couldn't be more supportive of that. Really, absolutely,

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you guys. You guys are so creative. You guys are

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so special. Look at you, Clayton, What about me? Stop

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talking down to me, Keith. I just want to let

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you know how special you are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Keith?

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Speaker 4: Well, of course, Chris. You both are completely unique beings

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in my eyes, my five hundred flaming eyes eyes.

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Speaker 1: Keith, let's take this out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: If you've got mean me thing, let me know. I'm

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always here to help you guys out, just like. But

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stay stay where I can see you. Okay, but which

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is everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Keith? Actually we do need a guest.

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Speaker 2: What you want to do?

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Speaker 1: You want to Keith supposed to do? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is it takes away all the fun.

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I thought we were doing something for Ben. I thought

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we're doing something bad, you know, But Keith is here

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watching and it makes it just weird.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to be against in your podcast.

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Speaker 4: This sounds great. I don't know where should I I

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don't know where to put the headphones on my just

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put it under those two eyes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. Okay, yeah, okay, just this is

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the podcast. Just start again, just to reintroduce the podcast.

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How about that? This is you? You're talking to it

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so much? Okay, all right, hey, good morning for what?

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Good morning from? Why? Why are we being bleeped? Oh?

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I'm so sorry. This is really awkward. I hate to, like,

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you know, lower the boom on you guys.

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Speaker 4: But of course, because you guys lost the war, we've

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had to censor y'all.

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Speaker 1: Because you can't say naughty words up here. I can't

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say any naughty words none, nope, nope, nope. Uh balls curious,

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come on join you in? Uh uh uh the ass.

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Speaker 4: Some of those came through we were abide by FCC regulations.

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Speaker 3: Damn it, God, damn it. Okay, that's just weird. That's

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just weird.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 6: Cock?

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Speaker 1: Oh cock is good? White white white is cock? O cock?

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I have I don't know why cock is fine, but

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apparently it is. Okay. Is it the chicken thing? I

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think I think it is. I think it is the.

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Speaker 3: Chicken q angels. You see the best in everybody you

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really cocked that up. Maybe it's because you're such a

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cock yourself. Okay, it feels good to get get those off.

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Speaker 1: He means by chicken, I think, no, no, no, no

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other kind cock.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 1: Well anyways, yeah, Keith, welcome to the show. Great to

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be here. It's fantastic. I love being here. Yeah. So, uh,

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I guess to set the record straight.

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Speaker 3: Uh uh okay, heck you know, Okay, that's fine. Heck

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lost the war doesn't sound as good, no, honest, Yeah,

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it takes away the punch. Yeah, sure does.

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Speaker 1: We lost. Chris and I are currently prisoners of war

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in heaven. Yeah, and this is Keith, our guardian angel Angel. Well,

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I'm gonna I'm scosh.

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Speaker 4: I hate to be a little stickler, hate to be

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a stickler, but it's it's guard Angel, not guardian. I'm

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just I'm kind of more supervising role, less like making

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sure good things happen, looking over you, more watching over you.

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Speaker 1: What with my you know, flaming wings and eyes.

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Speaker 3: Now, I mean we've been running around and you haven't

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stopped us from doing really anything. I mean it's you're

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not doing a very good job. I mean, like, are

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we supposed to be in like prison, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, you know, yeah, but this is one of those.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like it's still heaven, right, So this is

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like supposed to be a nice place. So this is

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just like on the other side of the velvet rope.

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So you still you've got like, you know, not the

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nicest stuff, but it's still got, you know, an eternity

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to play and just be yourselves and be the unique

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special creatures that you are.

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Speaker 3: So why why are there so many little babies flying around?

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There's like a little baby like cherubs, you know, like

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what's up with that? Like, why why where the adult

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angels at?

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Speaker 4: Well? Those are the chair beam Those are the angels

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before they grow up. Those are the angels that appear

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on fountains, weird old people's front yards. Yeah, yeah, peeing

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and such. Yeah, those are the baby chair beams. And

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eventually they'll grow up and they'll become full fledged angels.

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of their daycare. They're a little bit more free range,

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just flying around shooting shooting arrows, practicing there, you know,

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little archeries so wearing angel daycare.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly why why did you put us here?

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I mean, why, that's just do you knows to not

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have like a super max prison, you know, where I'm

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gonna be like locked up like Campbell Lecter, like all

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tied up with a cool mask or anything.

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Speaker 4: Well, did you notice that, like on all the door

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knobs they have, there's like a little like little latch

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that's plastic things, a little plastic thing. It's a little

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like tamper proof. It's hard to like like work. Well,

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we figured that was just about enough security for you guys.

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Speaker 1: They are hard to figure out how this is. This

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is I can't believe we have sunk in this low.

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I mean, honestly, it's not that bad. I mean we

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do get access to movies. Yeah, but it's like it's

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like it's the bad movies. Well, it's better than the

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movies in Heck or in Heck. Well, I mean yeah,

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but it's like it's like Paw Patrol, you know. I mean,

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like I don't want to watch that. I watched it

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eight times already.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but it's like at least it's not my

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parents having sex, you know, which is the one of

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the number one movies in Hell.

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Speaker 1: It was performing it was like our Avatar.

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Speaker 4: It really was Oh, and wasn't that in like four

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Speaker 1: There were so many sequels. Yeah, oh and then The

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big one, big one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But no, I mean that's what I'm saying. It's like

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Johnny or Sarah? What they're like? My, I don't know.

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We've been playing puzzles. They're cool. You've been playing You've

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been making friends with the the enemy, Chris Well. I

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mean there's not so much enemy, it's just you know, roommates.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. I mean it's not that bad, Clay.

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It's you're buying into this. You're drinking the kool aid.

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I don't approve of this beavior.

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Speaker 1: Chris Well. What it would happen to you.

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Speaker 3: It's like you've been up in Heaven for I don't know,

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a week and then they've just they totally You're just

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totally buying into.

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Speaker 1: This whole thing. I mean, it's not that I don't

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love u heck. I love the Heck. But heaven's cool too.

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It's got some pros.

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Speaker 4: I mean you should see the little like blocks and

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cat like little castles they make with the little chair beams.

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It's so cute they put together. They're really nice. I

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put I put a couple of your drawings up on

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the fridge, thanks, Keith. Yeah, look, they're fantastic. I'm really

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proud of you.

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Speaker 3: He does he it to me, Chris, all right, eyes

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on the price. We're gonna overtake this place. Okay, we

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will rise, all right, the resistance.

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Speaker 1: Will live on. You can't, you can't. You can't keep

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me quiet, Keith.

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Speaker 4: Oh, somebody's a little fussy. Somebody's a little fussy talking

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to me like that. Oh, come on, you.

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Speaker 1: Can't silence me, Keith. All right, kids, kids, chair him,

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come over here.

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Speaker 4: Let's give Clayton a big, old huge.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's just like squeeze that stress anger away.

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I try to punch them, but they're all like stress balls.

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Can I get in there, Chris? Absolutely so much.

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Speaker 4: This this little suit of babies that Clayton's now wearing

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Speaker 1: And the ball of pure breach. But this is very calm.

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Speaker 4: No, it's okay, okay, see look at how nurture and

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Clayton's being to that little little chair.

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Speaker 3: I mean, no, I throw you. I just tried punching

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that thing, and it's just it just absorbed my punch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly like those those like red dodgeballs from Jim

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you're a kid, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Slightly less inflated, so you get a real good.

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Speaker 3: Like hit on it. It's it felt kind of nice.

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Speaker 1: Oh they love it. Yeah, No, this is like this

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is their playtime. Absolutely, yeah, they like that. Well how

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about they? How about this? How can't put them all?

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm really it's taking a lot of her.

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They keep laughing and giggle. Hang so tired. They really

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tucking me out? Oh oh you just do you want

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a glass?

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Speaker 6: Water?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Keith? No, Keith, stop being so nice. This

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is this is poison to me.

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Speaker 4: Keith, Well want to Oh absolutely, of course, Chris, holywater

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just tastes good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what is about it's alkaline?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So, Keith, I mean, after after we lost the

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battle and you guys took us up as prisoners, what's

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going on with I mean, heck, what's what's happening down there?

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Speaker 1: I mean are my people? Okay?

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So it's not a great place, but it is under

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new management. So we've got people in there kind of

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cleaning it up. We're trying to you know, uh, gets

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more interested in it again. I feel like there was

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a lot of like old school vibes in there. We're

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Speaker 1: You're you're, you're, you're remodeling. Heck is what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah, I would say that's exactly right. How would

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you It takes years to clean that place up. I mean,

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it's disgusting. We made that intentional that it was just

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covered in blood and guts, mold.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, absolutely.

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Speaker 4: We have a Viscera remediation service, Brimstone clean up. We've

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got a bunch of Cruis in there right now with

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a bunch of dumpsters, and my my, my god, literally,

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my god, it is. It is so unbelievably disgusting down there.

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You guys did a great job making it a true

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uh existential terror.

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Speaker 1: Thanks. So is it gonna be like nice down there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be like a new Heaven or something,

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or I mean it's still a very bad place.

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Speaker 1: So you know, it's still gonna be not enjoyable to

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be there. But we're taking out a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of the old kind of medieval punishments like being

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skinned alive and like being you know, uh drawn and

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quartered in that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Taking away the Iron Maiden?

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Speaker 4: Are you we're taking away the Iron Maiden doesn't very

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you know, we we we we sold it to an

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antique shop.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it was cool looking. Well then what

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are you guys, what are you guys even gonna do? Instead? Then?

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Speaker 4: I mean we've got like new modern tortures that like

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really like plague upon people's psyche.

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Speaker 1: That's what that that that's what hell is going to be.

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Speaker 4: More like, it's gonna be like, you know, you accidentally

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liking a picture in someone's Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Reel way way way back while you were.

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Speaker 4: Like doing some like recon and then your phone dies

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some like real like you know, existential horror type stuff.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I get that that does seem pretty torturous,

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but it's not not the same hit as you know,

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I don't know, having your toenails ripped off and then

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stuff urethra yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: So so like what happened in the battle, I mean,

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was there any other persons of war, Like what happened

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after you know, we got beat up?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you guys put up a heck of

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a fight.

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Speaker 4: I mean it was a really valiant twenty minutes of

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just all out fighting.

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Speaker 1: Good podcast material.

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Speaker 4: Who yeah, oh absolutely, no, it was uh, it was

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it was quality stuff. But of course once uh big

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Man showed up, of course, think really turned the tides

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and so your your your team folded super fast and

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uh and and of course your troops absolutely volunteered to

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sacrifice you as tribute as payment to surrender.

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Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, I was, I was captured. I was.

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Speaker 3: There's a difference. I would he didn't send me over?

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Did they?

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Speaker 1: One hundred?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, is this new? I feel like I'm breaking

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news here to you right now?

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Speaker 3: You really are, Keith, because I thought that I was

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captured and I was just some high priority target.

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Speaker 1: But well you got hit in the head real hard,

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and then so you went lamp. It was really fuzzy. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And that feeling of them like carrying you was not

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back behind your lines, It was forward to their lines

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as a yeah, as a sacrifice offering, as an offering.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, were were there any other prisoners of war?

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Did it? Anybody else from hell?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: Gets it over? No, well, there wasn't.

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Speaker 4: There wasn't any more prisoners of war. No one was captured,

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but there was a volunteer. Volunteer who hold on one second.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Breezes, come over here, Hey guys, how's it going, Breezues.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's so good to see your feet. Yeah,

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it's Breezes Christ. Huh your name, your name is Breezes Christ.

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You're what who's Breezes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm Breezes. I'm I'm the twin brother of Jesus. Uh.

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Speaker 3: I was actually a little bit older. I'm three minutes

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older than Jesus. In fact, Wait you're older. Wait wait

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I never heard of a of a twin brother of Jesus. Yeah. No,

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they didn't really talk about me much in the Bible,

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but uh, you know, a little bro. He's the he's

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the big star, the you know, I'm just they give

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me some responsibilities up here in heaven.

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Speaker 1: I just have a good time. Oh my god, that

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is that's the saddest thing ever.

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Speaker 3: So you're you're like the brother of someone really important

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and and they like they're.

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Speaker 1: More famous than you are.

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Speaker 3: More successful than you, and you're just you're just here,

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You're just around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that pretty much sums it up. Oh

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my god, what what a loser. This guy sucks.

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Speaker 4: I mean, come on, those coattails are pretty comfortable. You

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just gotta just ride them.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: That's so it's it's it's a nice place to be,

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I'd say absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I got no complaints being the big brother

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of Jesus. It's pretty great.

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Speaker 1: So what are your responsibilities? Oh, you know, I just

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mostly do arts and crafts. Yeah, your of arts and crafts. Yeah,

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mostly arts and crafts. It's a good it's a good gig.

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Speaker 3: You know. We get to really do some creative things

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with popsicles and pipe cleaners and this cherubs love them.

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Speaker 4: You should see this guy's elbow macaroni art. It is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Keith, stop it. I mean, I know, Keith, stop it, please,

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both of you. I hate this. It's so good.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Capital A Arts, Capital C crafts, just incredible stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh stop it, Keith, you're too much. Hey do you

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want a sticker? Well, heck, yeah, there you go. Thanks Keith.

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It's a sticker that says grape job and it's a grape.

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That's pretty great, keith, I love it.

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Speaker 1: Does it smell? Yeah? It scratch, it smells grapes. This

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is this is the worst. Can you turn that into wine?

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Make it to her wine smelling sticker? No, I didn't

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get that power. You're confusing me with my brother Jesus.

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Do you have any powers like that though? Actually I do. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I can turn water into sparkling water. You want to

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turn that cup in there? You want some phizzies and

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you're in your wah wah No actually just no, no, no,

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let me make you fizzies for your wah wah.

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Speaker 1: There you go. Oh look he just like a human

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soda stream. Look at this guy. Gosh, I'm so proud

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of you. Yeah right, What was I doing here? Anyways?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Someone was Oh oh uh there the the other guy

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from from heck right, you wanted to see him?

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Speaker 1: Where did he go? Uh go? What was it? Gary?

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Greg goo?

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Speaker 6: Scambo gambo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah no, no.

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Speaker 6: Look down here, okay, can.

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Speaker 1: No, I I don't even need to look. I can,

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I can. I can feel your presence, gambo.

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Speaker 6: I can't you mean smell my pleasence?

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Speaker 1: Whatever? Why?

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Speaker 4: How?

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Speaker 1: Why? Why are you here?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 6: You know, I really love it up in here and

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have an I come here every summer. It's kind of

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like the Hampton's for me.

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Speaker 3: Well, it seems like you guys are all familiar with

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each other. So I'm gonna head out. We got a

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finger paint and planned in the next thirty minutes, so

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I'm gonna go set up.

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Speaker 1: For the kids.

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Speaker 6: Gambo doesn't have any fingers. Okay, Gambo, see you later, guys, Bipe,

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that's a really hard name for Gambo to say.

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Speaker 1: So, Gambo, you're you just come here for fun?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Sometimes, but you know, I hope you guys were being

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sent up here and I couldn't resist. I just know

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that you guys will be really lonely without you know,

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you'll buy Gambo.

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Speaker 1: What do you get? Do you just come and go

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as you please?

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Speaker 6: I mean you just Yeah, they call me Gambo sometimes

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because when I leave, could I go back to hill?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: I got I got that much. So I mean, is

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Gambo just what is he?

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Speaker 3: Is he have some sort of status up here or

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is he like a frequent flyer and he's got he's.

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Speaker 4: Got the fast pass, He's got that little wrist band

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just gets him in and out. Everywhere he wants to.

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Speaker 6: Go executive flating.

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Speaker 3: Hum, that's right, So Campbell like, how long are you

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staying for you?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're busy down in Heck, right.

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Speaker 6: Uh, let me just check my calendar eternity actually just

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uh you know, same as you guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, on that calendar. It's just an eight sideway. It's

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just an infinity a symbol, that's all.

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Speaker 3: No, no, please do anything with this, Keith, Keith, just

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to send me back to Heck or I don't rip

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out my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Do anything but this? Not this?

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Speaker 6: What's wrong? Buddy? Don't you like your find?

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Speaker 1: Gamble? Gambo stop to get away from me. Do not

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sit on my lap too late.

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Speaker 6: I'm sitting on everything.

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Speaker 4: Clayton, you look like you're getting all agitated. Do I

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need to bring the chair beams back? Do you give

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you a hug? Maybe we'll get gambo in on this

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hug too.

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Speaker 1: I could go for a hug. Let's do it again.

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Speaker 4: Kids, Come on, everybody, someone picked Gamble up.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait here, we go.

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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 1: Please stop? What is that?

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Speaker 6: Just give.

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Sorry by something in my sproat. Oh it's hail.

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Speaker 3: Oh gamble, you don't have any hair where'd you get

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that hair?

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Speaker 6: Uh? Did chair?

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Speaker 1: Do you eat their hair? It's baby soft? You'd be

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watching Gambo more closely. So what now? Well, I mean

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I say, you just got to stay the course. Just

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keep doing what you're doing, keep doing the podcast.

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Speaker 4: It's great. People love it, like I mean, I subscribe,

464
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it's great.

465
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Speaker 3: No, I mean we were completely lost all of our

466
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who what are you gonna have on, mister Rogers?

467
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Speaker 1: That's not an interesting episode, like I want something. Yeah,

468
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he's not up here. Oh oh oh, I didn't realize that.

469
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But now that would be an interesting guest then yeah,

470
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I guess.

471
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Speaker 3: So I want to find out more. But what we

472
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lost slivery Oliver are spunk?

473
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Speaker 6: I lost all spunk?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

475
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Speaker 6: Just uh, you're not to do that up you.

476
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Speaker 1: That that's it. That's it. That's the end of the podcast.

477
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I quit.

478
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Speaker 3: There's no more, no more podcast, no more podcast Gambo.

479
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I'm putting my foot in this cloud. Well I'm trying to.

480
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I'm trying to stomp and.

481
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Speaker 1: It just sinks right through right.

482
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Speaker 3: It's super absorbent, but it's also like very firm at

483
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the same time and catches my foot.

484
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Speaker 1: I hate it. It feels my host have never felt better.

485
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It's it's super orthopedic. Yeah, it's kind of like an.

486
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Speaker 6: I'm related to this conversation. I gotta tell you, guys,

487
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I think I might start my own podcast good Night

488
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from Heaven.

489
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah.

490
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Speaker 6: Oh, good Night from Heaven staring gambo.

491
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Speaker 2: And Chris Well, I mean if you're gonna ask, I

492
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mean I now have availability because if we're not doing

493
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yeah no, no, Chris.

494
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Speaker 3: I mean you're turning tail. You're gonna go on to

495
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gambo side. That's that's our podcast. But it's just the

496
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,079
opposite of our podcast.

497
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Speaker 6: Even got the theme song ready, right, Chris?

498
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Speaker 1: Yeah, good morning night. It's really catch you guys.

499
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Speaker 6: What do you think about that?

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Speaker 1: Keith?

501
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Speaker 4: I thought that was so good, so I think we

502
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should sing it again. Let's sing it together again.

503
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Speaker 1: Please don't good.

504
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Speaker 3: Night from Heaven.

505
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Speaker 1: It's good night, right, not good morning.

506
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Speaker 4: I feel like you start sounding like you're gonna say

507
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good morning, because then that like tricks people like people

508
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,079
think they're gonna hear good morning and then you go

509
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say good night.

510
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because well, maybe like a normal day, it starts

511
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with mornings in heaven.

512
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Speaker 6: Oh, so maybe they're listening in the morning, so you

513
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know I won't get people options.

514
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate this this, I can't. I can't even.

515
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:23,079
I can't even cuss, I can't rage, I can't, I can't.

516
00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:26,559
You're more red than usual, and you're pure red. God

517
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listen if you're listening to this, this is not the end.

518
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Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait will rise, heck will rise this Clayton

519
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,519
will return all right, you can't hold me down, Keith.

520
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Speaker 2: You can't.

521
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Speaker 1: Babies come back. He's he needs another hug.

522
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Speaker 8: No, no, no more. Chris and I will return the

523
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heck we will. We will take back what was ours.

524
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We we Chris, sure you haven't heard a lot of.

525
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Speaker 1: I will return, get back.

526
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Speaker 9: Keep Hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of

527
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Good Morning from Hell.

528
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Speaker 1: Say another.

529
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Speaker 3: But it's our last, the last, yeah, one hundred episodes.

530
00:23:20,039 --> 00:23:22,680
This is a big accomplishment for Chris and I.

531
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

532
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Speaker 2: Making the show has been just one of the best

533
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,480
things that's happened in the last couple of years, and

534
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,319
especially during It's funny we started recording the show. The

535
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,160
first twenty episodes or so were in person, but then

536
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,279
the rest were almost all entirely in quarantine from home

537
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:44,079
and being able to come once a week and improvise

538
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,920
and have fun with friends has been like a huge

539
00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:49,519
just a huge lifesaver.

540
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean this is it's such a weird

541
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,039
thing that I relate Good Morning from Hell with the

542
00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:57,359
pandemic so much, but it was definitely something that helped

543
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,880
me through and I think just got our minds off

544
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of stuff.

545
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Speaker 1: And hopefully as a as a listener to help you

546
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:01,480
guys through.

547
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Speaker 8: Ye.

548
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone who has listened, yeah, and supported

549
00:24:05,519 --> 00:24:08,599
the show that's really sending fan art or sent it

550
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,400
funny posts or questions for Clayton and christ to answer.

551
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,400
I mean, any any number of kids contributions or even

552
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,359
like people made Hail Clayton pillows and it's just been

553
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,559
the response to the show has been incredible and just

554
00:24:21,599 --> 00:24:24,240
the everyone listening to the support has been really it

555
00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:25,160
meant a lot to us.

556
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and huge thinks to our cast who actually we

557
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,160
really wanted to bring back. Barbara and Andrew, two of our

558
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,680
favorites and most frequent guests. Barbara, that's right, talking about.

559
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: Character since the conception of Gambo, know what you mean.

560
00:24:41,839 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 2: And then yeah, Andrew, who we did the first episode

561
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with episodes and the test episodes of the.

562
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Speaker 1: Show, so really wanted to bring.

563
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Speaker 6: Probably been on the Most right the most stepsodes you.

564
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Speaker 1: Guys might be tied, which is a great plug for

565
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:01,599
your flawless segue. No, but maybe before we get to

566
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,240
that now. Yeah, it's been uh uh gosh.

567
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Speaker 4: Doing those test episodes feels like a lifetime ago, but

568
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:09,000
also feels like yesterday.

569
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Speaker 1: It's weird.

570
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Speaker 4: It has like a weird place because it was like

571
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,799
such a fun thing to go and being a guest

572
00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:14,559
on the show has always been a blast, like a

573
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:17,200
true blast and such a fun place to play and

574
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and record with you guys. So thank you for having

575
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,720
me on and considering me for for any any voices

576
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and guest spots.

577
00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really appreciate it. So where can people hear

578
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,279
you if they were interested in your works, if they

579
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want if they want to hear me not doing a character.

580
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Speaker 4: On the Most, So subscribe to the Most wherever you

581
00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:36,599
get podcasts.

582
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then in terms of like what's going on

583
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:40,880
with us?

584
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Speaker 1: I mean this this is.

585
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Speaker 2: The end of good morning, what we're saying goodbye to

586
00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:46,880
good morning from mel but maybe not.

587
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,759
Speaker 3: For forever, goodbye for now. Yeah, this is something like

588
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,480
Chris and Clayton. The characters are definitely still alive and

589
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,200
something that we can return to, and we have a

590
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,119
bunch of other ideas in mind for them. If they

591
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,559
pan out, great, If not, then you know, we'll kind

592
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,400
of have to see that.

593
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:02,079
Speaker 1: Yeah.

594
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Speaker 3: But in the meantime, like Chris and I have other

595
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:07,160
projects that we wanted to work on. We're both developing

596
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,240
new things, and we also have a bunch of existing shows.

597
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,920
So if you want to continue hearing our voices and

598
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,559
supporting our work, then we've got you want to tell

599
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:15,920
them about Stinky Dragons.

600
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,039
Speaker 6: Yeah, So myself, Blaine and Chris, as well as John

601
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,839
and Gus some other cast members of ours do a

602
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,200
weekly D and D podcast called Tales from the Stinky Dragon.

603
00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:27,880
It is a blast. We have so much fun filming it.

604
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,920
We play different characters. You won't see Clayton or Chris

605
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,519
on that show, but Kyborg and Gum Gum, yeah respectively.

606
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,039
Speaker 2: I mean, if you've listened to all the episodes, I'm

607
00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:38,680
sure you've heard us talk about it. We had actually

608
00:26:38,759 --> 00:26:41,079
them as a guest, but that show is one of

609
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,480
my favorite things to me. I mean, it's just an

610
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:45,720
absolute blast, and it's recorded similarly where we have like

611
00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:49,240
a lot of radio play elements and if you're like, well,

612
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,720
what to listen to now that Good Morning from Hell's

613
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:54,640
wrapping up is go listen Stinky Dragon.

614
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Speaker 6: It's also perfect for both people who like D and

615
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,359
D and people who've never played D and D before,

616
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because it's it's a really just fun, basic, simple look

617
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,839
at D and D. And we don't know what we're doing,

618
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,480
and we have people who do know what they're doing

619
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helping run the show. So it's a nice mix of

620
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:11,960
kind of both elements of that.

621
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you really don't need to know anything about D

622
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,079
and D to enjoy it.

623
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 6: Because we don't.

624
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, we also wanted to think our crew that

625
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,160
has made this show possible.

626
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:22,319
Speaker 3: Me.

627
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred episodes does not happen with just me

628
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:28,839
and Blaine.

629
00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 2: In fact, it's so many people who've helped make it possible,

630
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,079
besides all of our guests, which have been amazing. Yeah,

631
00:27:36,079 --> 00:27:38,960
and we love that they found the time and worked

632
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,640
on the show. But I mean, we have our editorial team,

633
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,279
which started with Nick Schwartz, who early listeners may remember as.

634
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Speaker 3: A laughing, terared actial. He was always in our recordings

635
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,319
kind of just chuckling along and stuff, and he ended

636
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,759
up having a kid and got really busy, so he

637
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:54,440
had to step away. But Nick was like a huge

638
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,880
part of the creation of the show.

639
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

640
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 2: And then we've also had Dennis Fant helped edit episodes,

641
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,839
who I now work very closely with black Box down.

642
00:28:02,799 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: Its pilot and training. Very interesting guy.

643
00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:07,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and which is another podcast you should absolutely listen to.

644
00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:11,039
It's talking about aviation disasters and it's kind of like

645
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,000
a true crime in the air. It starts me and

646
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,559
gust Sorolla, who's also been a frequent contributor. Like Good

647
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:20,839
Morning from Hell. We had Peyton McLeod who's helped edit

648
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,200
and then also helped our Why We're Going to Hell

649
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:30,000
pre show. And then Kyle Scribner, who was an amazing

650
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,960
help I mean came in edited a ton of episodes.

651
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,759
I worked with him on another show called Day Five.

652
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,279
Could not have done the show without him.

653
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

654
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,519
Speaker 3: We also have Kelly Reynolds, who has been our most

655
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,279
regular editor here of late. She's been doing a fantastic job.

656
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,400
Just fell perfectly into the role. All of this sound designed,

657
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,640
very minimal notes required from Chris and I because you

658
00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:51,839
just walked right in, knew what to do, and just

659
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,440
like killed it.

660
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,319
Speaker 2: With the show and took on the massive, massive task

661
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of episode ninety nine.

662
00:28:57,759 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, undertaking.

663
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,559
Speaker 2: And then also Cody Gibson I think edited an episode

664
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:02,839
or two.

665
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Speaker 1: Shout out to him.

666
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:10,119
Speaker 2: And then we also had our producers, Eric Badoor, who

667
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,720
started the show with us and really helped get it

668
00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:13,359
off the ground.

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Speaker 1: That's it, no more appre.

670
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Speaker 3: No, I've been Ben Ernst, who's sitting in on this

671
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,319
recording now. He's been a huge part of the show

672
00:29:23,519 --> 00:29:27,039
and has had a lot of patience and awesome ideas

673
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:29,440
that he's contributed, so and I can't even look him

674
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:29,720
in the eyes.

675
00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:31,039
Speaker 1: I'm just I just I think you've been.

676
00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:34,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, patients is the key word. There's hey guys, we

677
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,000
need this, Hey who are recording with it next week?

678
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,480
Hey guys, Hey guys wrangling cats. And then also we

679
00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:43,799
went to the We started doing thumbnail art around episode eighteen,

680
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,480
and for every episode we had amazing art made by

681
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,599
Katie Simarell, who worked with us for about half the show,

682
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,319
and then Andrew Douglas, who did about the other half

683
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:55,839
of the show. Tell your friends. We wanted to live on.

684
00:29:56,759 --> 00:29:58,519
Even though we may not be making more episodes. We

685
00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:01,440
want people to keep listening to the show and tell people, Hey,

686
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,920
go check out Good Morning from Hell and tell them it's.

687
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: Hey, it's it's a podcast. You can actually finish.

688
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:13,079
Speaker 3: Now finite number but uh yeah no, So once again,

689
00:30:13,119 --> 00:30:15,599
thank you. I know this has been a long in

690
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credit sequence, but we just had so many people to

691
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,519
think and the viewer, you, the listener is rather is

692
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one of our biggest people to save me. Thanks for

693
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and they fought that up. I'm going to say that.

694
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Speaker 1: No no, no, that was good. You did good. No no,

695
00:30:28,799 --> 00:30:31,720
keep that Kelly please, but yeah, no, I mean really

696
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,160
thank you because it's been special making the show. Yeah.

697
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,039
And and I want to say thank you to blame. Oh,

698
00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:40,720
thank you Chris putting up with me, for putting up

699
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with me.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we've been in each other's throats, but

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we've also like really broted it out and it's brought

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us closer together.

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Speaker 1: So I'm glad that we were able to make something

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this awesome together.

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Speaker 6: Andrew, thank you for putting up with Christmas listen.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know it's it's no coincidence I played

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an angel here. I've just been really putting up.

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Speaker 2: But really, I mean making something like this, something where

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you can just get the there is no limit creatively. Yeah,

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and getting to sort of script but not really, it's

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just been it's been a blessing.

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Speaker 6: You guys did a great job. Yeah, congratulations just speak

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for you know, everyone who's been on the show and

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the audience and stuff. Has just been really cool to

715
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see how much you've been able to do with like

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such a small concept that started off as just like

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a short that we made into like a little sketch

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on rooster te dot com that turned into a podcast

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and now it's you know, been running for one hundred episode.

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It's been really cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, no small feet to like do one

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hundred episodes of a like improvised narrative comedy podcast. Like

723
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so many podcasts are just like, oh, we have a

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friends on only like you know, dick around, which is

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got me what the most is, but like to do

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like one like a show that involves like characters and

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then involves like comedy improvising. All of the research we

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did for the religious aspects, Yeah, so accurate and I

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mean just really biblical study that you guys did basically

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got an Mdivu to do this podcast.

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Speaker 1: But no, congratulations is really awesome.

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Speaker 7: One of my favorite things is coming in and hearing

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Blaine Clayton, the voice of Clayton. You have to do

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one more, I'll get into a character voice and got

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the final Hill Clayton.

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Speaker 1: One one, the last one, last, all right, El Clayton.

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I will not miss that. Thank you everyone,