Speaker 1: Good good, good, good morning from Heavens. This is Clayton
here with Chris. Chris.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Chris, and my eternal punishment is to do
this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife.
Speaker 1: That's right, and uh hey, news update, news flash. We won.
If you tuned in last week, you heard the big battle.
Speaker 3: But yeah, as I said, good morning from heaven because
we're up changing things up. Yeah, I am now in charge, right, yeah, yes,
that's the charge of after life, all of Heaven's certainly. Yeah,
that's right, and Purgatory is also under my domain. I
am very very powerful, you know. I mean we Yeah,
it was a great battle. I mean we totally wiped
the floor of as Angel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, the Clayton stabbed him a lot,
all of them, Yeah, with his sword.
Speaker 1: And horns, horns and horns and employed the horns.
Speaker 2: Yes, and uh, you know it's just really just like
making this place Heaven just out to be just really crappy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're totally remodeling, changing things up.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you could burn clouds, but you know, yeah,
lots of work to be done if you're a lot
of clouds to burn and and gases to emit. But
you know what, guys, uh you hate didn't announce this,
but this is going to be our last podcast. Yeah,
we're just we're just so busy, you know, running the
New Heaven and and just taking over. So thanks for
listening and being great followers. Yeah, hold on, hold just.
Speaker 1: A second, hold on. So yeah, that about wraps up.
Speaker 3: Thanks, thanks guys, you guys were always great listeners. So yeah, well,
well I'm just I'm taking a dump.
Speaker 4: I know you're not taking a dump in there, guys.
I know I can hear both the no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no. Chris is also taking a dump with me,
are you, Chris. Yeah, that's why it's taking so long. Yeah,
we take dumps together. This yeah, this is listen.
Speaker 4: I am a fiery wheel made of eyes and wings.
I can see everything. I know you're not taking a dump,
I know, not filming weising it in there?
Speaker 1: No no, yeah, see Chris is drunting. Yeah this I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't actually have to go.
Speaker 5: Okay, well boys, I'm just gonna step inside. Just gonna
step inside, Chris. Okay, see every box circlet. Hey, that
looks that man, that looks really painful. That looks super
painful what you're doing there? Oh, this is nothing anything
you said. There's nothing going on here.
Speaker 1: We weren't recording.
Speaker 4: We're just that isn't a that isn't a little microphone
cable trailing. I know you don't have a tail, Chris,
but it sure does look like a microphone cables trailing
at you.
Speaker 1: No, No, that is I grew one.
Speaker 4: Yep, Chris, you're in a safe space, the safest space. Actually,
you can tell me anything. Everything's fine here. Don't worry
about it. Just just be yourself, buddy, like everything's cool. Okay,
christ you're telling them no, Chris, No, but it's so
it's Chris looking look into my five hundred eyes.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah. See you're safe, Chris. You can do anything.
Speaker 2: Chris, be honest with me and yourself. We were recording, Oh, Chris,
the podcast.
Speaker 1: Of course, and you know what, that's great. What what
do you mean?
Speaker 3: This is our podcast, this is our underground resistance.
Speaker 4: We're starting here underground. I mean, you couldn't be further
from underground. You're about as high as you can be
these days.
Speaker 1: So you don't care that we record the podcast.
Speaker 4: No, of course, not listen. You're in a wonderful eternity
of paradise and bliss. And if you guys want to
record a podcast, I couldn't be more supportive of that. Really, absolutely,
you guys. You guys are so creative. You guys are
so special. Look at you, Clayton, What about me? Stop
talking down to me, Keith. I just want to let
you know how special you are.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, Keith?
Speaker 4: Well, of course, Chris. You both are completely unique beings
in my eyes, my five hundred flaming eyes eyes.
Speaker 1: Keith, let's take this out of the bathroom.
Speaker 4: If you've got mean me thing, let me know. I'm
always here to help you guys out, just like. But
stay stay where I can see you. Okay, but which
is everywhere?
Speaker 1: Okay? Keith? Actually we do need a guest.
Speaker 2: What you want to do?
Speaker 1: You want to Keith supposed to do? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is it takes away all the fun.
I thought we were doing something for Ben. I thought
we're doing something bad, you know, But Keith is here
watching and it makes it just weird.
Speaker 1: I'd love to be against in your podcast.
Speaker 4: This sounds great. I don't know where should I I
don't know where to put the headphones on my just
put it under those two eyes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. Okay, yeah, okay, just this is
the podcast. Just start again, just to reintroduce the podcast.
How about that? This is you? You're talking to it
so much? Okay, all right, hey, good morning for what?
Good morning from? Why? Why are we being bleeped? Oh?
I'm so sorry. This is really awkward. I hate to, like,
you know, lower the boom on you guys.
Speaker 4: But of course, because you guys lost the war, we've
had to censor y'all.
Speaker 1: Because you can't say naughty words up here. I can't
say any naughty words none, nope, nope, nope. Uh balls curious,
come on join you in? Uh uh uh the ass.
You can see a lot of those on TV.
Speaker 4: Some of those came through we were abide by FCC regulations.
Speaker 3: Damn it, God, damn it. Okay, that's just weird. That's
just weird.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: Cock?
Speaker 1: Oh cock is good? White white white is cock? O cock?
I have I don't know why cock is fine, but
apparently it is. Okay. Is it the chicken thing? I
think I think it is. I think it is the.
Speaker 3: Chicken q angels. You see the best in everybody you
really cocked that up. Maybe it's because you're such a
cock yourself. Okay, it feels good to get get those off.
Speaker 1: He means by chicken, I think, no, no, no, no
other kind cock.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Well anyways, yeah, Keith, welcome to the show. Great to
be here. It's fantastic. I love being here. Yeah. So, uh,
I guess to set the record straight.
Speaker 3: Uh uh okay, heck you know, Okay, that's fine. Heck
lost the war doesn't sound as good, no, honest, Yeah,
it takes away the punch. Yeah, sure does.
Speaker 1: We lost. Chris and I are currently prisoners of war
in heaven. Yeah, and this is Keith, our guardian angel Angel. Well,
I'm gonna I'm scosh.
Speaker 4: I hate to be a little stickler, hate to be
a stickler, but it's it's guard Angel, not guardian. I'm
just I'm kind of more supervising role, less like making
sure good things happen, looking over you, more watching over you.
Speaker 1: What with my you know, flaming wings and eyes.
Speaker 3: Now, I mean we've been running around and you haven't
stopped us from doing really anything. I mean it's you're
not doing a very good job. I mean, like, are
we supposed to be in like prison, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, you know, yeah, but this is one of those.
Speaker 4: I mean, like it's still heaven, right, So this is
like supposed to be a nice place. So this is
just like on the other side of the velvet rope.
So you still you've got like, you know, not the
nicest stuff, but it's still got, you know, an eternity
to play and just be yourselves and be the unique
special creatures that you are.
Speaker 3: So why why are there so many little babies flying around?
There's like a little baby like cherubs, you know, like
what's up with that? Like, why why where the adult
angels at?
Speaker 4: Well? Those are the chair beam Those are the angels
before they grow up. Those are the angels that appear
on fountains, weird old people's front yards. Yeah, yeah, peeing
and such. Yeah, those are the baby chair beams. And
eventually they'll grow up and they'll become full fledged angels.
But this is kind of where we keep them sort
of their daycare. They're a little bit more free range,
just flying around shooting shooting arrows, practicing there, you know,
little archeries so wearing angel daycare.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly why why did you put us here?
I mean, why, that's just do you knows to not
have like a super max prison, you know, where I'm
gonna be like locked up like Campbell Lecter, like all
tied up with a cool mask or anything.
Speaker 4: Well, did you notice that, like on all the door
knobs they have, there's like a little like little latch
that's plastic things, a little plastic thing. It's a little
like tamper proof. It's hard to like like work. Well,
we figured that was just about enough security for you guys.
Speaker 1: They are hard to figure out how this is. This
is I can't believe we have sunk in this low.
I mean, honestly, it's not that bad. I mean we
do get access to movies. Yeah, but it's like it's
like it's the bad movies. Well, it's better than the
movies in Heck or in Heck. Well, I mean yeah,
but it's like it's like Paw Patrol, you know. I mean,
like I don't want to watch that. I watched it
eight times already.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but it's like at least it's not my
parents having sex, you know, which is the one of
the number one movies in Hell.
Speaker 1: It was performing it was like our Avatar.
Speaker 4: It really was Oh, and wasn't that in like four
D so you could like feel like everything and.
Speaker 1: There were so many sequels. Yeah, oh and then The
Coming Soon Yeah, my conception that was a big hit,
big one, big one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But no, I mean that's what I'm saying. It's like
I made some friends, like have you have you met
Johnny or Sarah? What they're like? My, I don't know.
We've been playing puzzles. They're cool. You've been playing You've
been making friends with the the enemy, Chris Well. I
mean there's not so much enemy, it's just you know, roommates.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I mean it's not that bad, Clay.
It's you're buying into this. You're drinking the kool aid.
I don't approve of this beavior.
Speaker 1: Chris Well. What it would happen to you.
Speaker 3: It's like you've been up in Heaven for I don't know,
a week and then they've just they totally You're just
totally buying into.
Speaker 1: This whole thing. I mean, it's not that I don't
love u heck. I love the Heck. But heaven's cool too.
It's got some pros.
Speaker 4: I mean you should see the little like blocks and
cat like little castles they make with the little chair beams.
It's so cute they put together. They're really nice. I
put I put a couple of your drawings up on
the fridge, thanks, Keith. Yeah, look, they're fantastic. I'm really
proud of you.
Speaker 3: He does he it to me, Chris, all right, eyes
on the price. We're gonna overtake this place. Okay, we
will rise, all right, the resistance.
Speaker 1: Will live on. You can't, you can't. You can't keep
me quiet, Keith.
Speaker 4: Oh, somebody's a little fussy. Somebody's a little fussy talking
to me like that. Oh, come on, you.
Speaker 1: Can't silence me, Keith. All right, kids, kids, chair him,
come over here.
Speaker 4: Let's give Clayton a big, old huge.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's just like squeeze that stress anger away.
I try to punch them, but they're all like stress balls.
Can I get in there, Chris? Absolutely so much.
Speaker 4: This this little suit of babies that Clayton's now wearing
right now.
Speaker 1: And the ball of pure breach. But this is very calm.
Speaker 4: No, it's okay, okay, see look at how nurture and
Clayton's being to that little little chair.
Speaker 3: I mean, no, I throw you. I just tried punching
that thing, and it's just it just absorbed my punch.
It's like a giant stress ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly like those those like red dodgeballs from Jim
you're a kid, exactly.
Speaker 1: Slightly less inflated, so you get a real good.
Speaker 3: Like hit on it. It's it felt kind of nice.
They seem to like it, which makes it all the worse.
Speaker 1: Oh they love it. Yeah, No, this is like this
is their playtime. Absolutely, yeah, they like that. Well how
about they? How about this? How can't put them all?
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm really it's taking a lot of her.
They keep laughing and giggle. Hang so tired. They really
tucking me out? Oh oh you just do you want
a glass?
Speaker 6: Water?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Keith? No, Keith, stop being so nice. This
is this is poison to me.
Speaker 4: Keith, Well want to Oh absolutely, of course, Chris, holywater
just tastes good.
Speaker 1: I don't know what is about it's alkaline?
Speaker 3: Okay, So, Keith, I mean, after after we lost the
battle and you guys took us up as prisoners, what's
going on with I mean, heck, what's what's happening down there?
Speaker 1: I mean are my people? Okay?
Speaker 4: Well, of course I mean it is heck after all.
So it's not a great place, but it is under
new management. So we've got people in there kind of
cleaning it up. We're trying to you know, uh, gets
more interested in it again. I feel like there was
a lot of like old school vibes in there. We're
trying to modernize it.
Speaker 1: You're you're, you're, you're remodeling. Heck is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, I would say that's exactly right. How would
you It takes years to clean that place up. I mean,
it's disgusting. We made that intentional that it was just
covered in blood and guts, mold.
Speaker 1: Oh no, absolutely.
Speaker 4: We have a Viscera remediation service, Brimstone clean up. We've
got a bunch of Cruis in there right now with
a bunch of dumpsters, and my my, my god, literally,
my god, it is. It is so unbelievably disgusting down there.
You guys did a great job making it a true
uh existential terror.
Speaker 1: Thanks. So is it gonna be like nice down there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be like a new Heaven or something,
or I mean it's still a very bad place.
Speaker 1: So you know, it's still gonna be not enjoyable to
be there. But we're taking out a.
Speaker 4: Lot of the old kind of medieval punishments like being
skinned alive and like being you know, uh drawn and
quartered in that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Taking away the Iron Maiden?
Speaker 4: Are you we're taking away the Iron Maiden doesn't very
you know, we we we we sold it to an
antique shop.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it was cool looking. Well then what
are you guys, what are you guys even gonna do? Instead? Then?
Speaker 4: I mean we've got like new modern tortures that like
really like plague upon people's psyche.
Speaker 1: That's what that that that's what hell is going to be.
Speaker 4: More like, it's gonna be like, you know, you accidentally
liking a picture in someone's Instagram.
Speaker 1: Reel way way way back while you were.
Speaker 4: Like doing some like recon and then your phone dies
some like real like you know, existential horror type stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, I get that that does seem pretty torturous,
but it's not not the same hit as you know,
I don't know, having your toenails ripped off and then
stuff urethra yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So so like what happened in the battle, I mean,
was there any other persons of war, Like what happened
after you know, we got beat up?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you guys put up a heck of
a fight.
Speaker 4: I mean it was a really valiant twenty minutes of
just all out fighting.
Speaker 1: Good podcast material.
Speaker 4: Who yeah, oh absolutely, no, it was uh, it was
it was quality stuff. But of course once uh big
Man showed up, of course, think really turned the tides
and so your your your team folded super fast and
uh and and of course your troops absolutely volunteered to
sacrifice you as tribute as payment to surrender.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, I was, I was captured. I was.
Speaker 3: There's a difference. I would he didn't send me over?
Did they?
Speaker 1: One hundred?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, is this new? I feel like I'm breaking
news here to you right now?
Speaker 3: You really are, Keith, because I thought that I was
captured and I was just some high priority target.
Speaker 1: But well you got hit in the head real hard,
and then so you went lamp. It was really fuzzy. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And that feeling of them like carrying you was not
back behind your lines, It was forward to their lines
as a yeah, as a sacrifice offering, as an offering.
Speaker 1: So I mean, were were there any other prisoners of war?
Did it? Anybody else from hell?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Gets it over? No, well, there wasn't.
Speaker 4: There wasn't any more prisoners of war. No one was captured,
but there was a volunteer. Volunteer who hold on one second.
Speaker 3: Hey, Breezes, come over here, Hey guys, how's it going, Breezues.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's so good to see your feet. Yeah,
it's Breezes Christ. Huh your name, your name is Breezes Christ.
You're what who's Breezes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I'm Breezes. I'm I'm the twin brother of Jesus. Uh.
Speaker 3: I was actually a little bit older. I'm three minutes
older than Jesus. In fact, Wait you're older. Wait wait
I never heard of a of a twin brother of Jesus. Yeah. No,
they didn't really talk about me much in the Bible,
but uh, you know, a little bro. He's the he's
the big star, the you know, I'm just they give
me some responsibilities up here in heaven.
Speaker 1: I just have a good time. Oh my god, that
is that's the saddest thing ever.
Speaker 3: So you're you're like the brother of someone really important
and and they like they're.
Speaker 1: More famous than you are.
Speaker 3: More successful than you, and you're just you're just here,
You're just around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that pretty much sums it up. Oh
my god, what what a loser. This guy sucks.
Speaker 4: I mean, come on, those coattails are pretty comfortable. You
just gotta just ride them.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: That's so it's it's it's a nice place to be,
I'd say absolutely.
Speaker 3: I mean, I got no complaints being the big brother
of Jesus. It's pretty great.
Speaker 1: So what are your responsibilities? Oh, you know, I just
mostly do arts and crafts. Yeah, your of arts and crafts. Yeah,
mostly arts and crafts. It's a good it's a good gig.
Speaker 3: You know. We get to really do some creative things
with popsicles and pipe cleaners and this cherubs love them.
Speaker 4: You should see this guy's elbow macaroni art. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Keith, stop it. I mean, I know, Keith, stop it, please,
both of you. I hate this. It's so good.
Speaker 4: I mean, Capital A Arts, Capital C crafts, just incredible stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh stop it, Keith, you're too much. Hey do you
want a sticker? Well, heck, yeah, there you go. Thanks Keith.
It's a sticker that says grape job and it's a grape.
That's pretty great, keith, I love it.
Speaker 1: Does it smell? Yeah? It scratch, it smells grapes. This
is this is the worst. Can you turn that into wine?
Make it to her wine smelling sticker? No, I didn't
get that power. You're confusing me with my brother Jesus.
Do you have any powers like that though? Actually I do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can turn water into sparkling water. You want to
turn that cup in there? You want some phizzies and
you're in your wah wah No actually just no, no, no,
let me make you fizzies for your wah wah.
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh look he just like a human
soda stream. Look at this guy. Gosh, I'm so proud
of you. Yeah right, What was I doing here? Anyways?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Someone was Oh oh uh there the the other guy
from from heck right, you wanted to see him?
Speaker 1: Where did he go? Uh go? What was it? Gary?
Greg goo?
Speaker 6: Scambo gambo?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah no, no.
Speaker 6: Look down here, okay, can.
Speaker 1: No, I I don't even need to look. I can,
I can. I can feel your presence, gambo.
Speaker 6: I can't you mean smell my pleasence?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Why?
Speaker 4: How?
Speaker 1: Why? Why are you here?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: You know, I really love it up in here and
have an I come here every summer. It's kind of
like the Hampton's for me.
Speaker 3: Well, it seems like you guys are all familiar with
each other. So I'm gonna head out. We got a
finger paint and planned in the next thirty minutes, so
I'm gonna go set up.
Speaker 1: For the kids.
Speaker 6: Gambo doesn't have any fingers. Okay, Gambo, see you later, guys, Bipe,
that's a really hard name for Gambo to say.
Speaker 1: So, Gambo, you're you just come here for fun?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sometimes, but you know, I hope you guys were being
sent up here and I couldn't resist. I just know
that you guys will be really lonely without you know,
you'll buy Gambo.
Speaker 1: What do you get? Do you just come and go
as you please?
Speaker 6: I mean you just Yeah, they call me Gambo sometimes
because when I leave, could I go back to hill?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I got I got that much. So I mean, is
Gambo just what is he?
Speaker 3: Is he have some sort of status up here or
is he like a frequent flyer and he's got he's.
Speaker 4: Got the fast pass, He's got that little wrist band
just gets him in and out. Everywhere he wants to.
Speaker 6: Go executive flating.
Speaker 3: Hum, that's right, So Campbell like, how long are you
staying for you?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're busy down in Heck, right.
Speaker 6: Uh, let me just check my calendar eternity actually just
uh you know, same as you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on that calendar. It's just an eight sideway. It's
just an infinity a symbol, that's all.
Speaker 3: No, no, please do anything with this, Keith, Keith, just
to send me back to Heck or I don't rip
out my eyes.
Speaker 1: Do anything but this? Not this?
Speaker 6: What's wrong? Buddy? Don't you like your find?
Speaker 1: Gamble? Gambo stop to get away from me. Do not
sit on my lap too late.
Speaker 6: I'm sitting on everything.
Speaker 4: Clayton, you look like you're getting all agitated. Do I
need to bring the chair beams back? Do you give
you a hug? Maybe we'll get gambo in on this
hug too.
Speaker 1: I could go for a hug. Let's do it again.
Speaker 4: Kids, Come on, everybody, someone picked Gamble up.
Speaker 1: I can't wait here, we go.
Speaker 6: Here?
Speaker 1: Please stop? What is that?
Speaker 6: Just give.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Sorry by something in my sproat. Oh it's hail.
Speaker 3: Oh gamble, you don't have any hair where'd you get
that hair?
Speaker 6: Uh? Did chair?
Speaker 1: Do you eat their hair? It's baby soft? You'd be
watching Gambo more closely. So what now? Well, I mean
I say, you just got to stay the course. Just
keep doing what you're doing, keep doing the podcast.
Speaker 4: It's great. People love it, like I mean, I subscribe,
it's great.
Speaker 3: No, I mean we were completely lost all of our
who what are you gonna have on, mister Rogers?
Speaker 1: That's not an interesting episode, like I want something. Yeah,
he's not up here. Oh oh oh, I didn't realize that.
But now that would be an interesting guest then yeah,
I guess.
Speaker 3: So I want to find out more. But what we
lost slivery Oliver are spunk?
Speaker 6: I lost all spunk?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Just uh, you're not to do that up you.
Speaker 1: That that's it. That's it. That's the end of the podcast.
I quit.
Speaker 3: There's no more, no more podcast, no more podcast Gambo.
I'm putting my foot in this cloud. Well I'm trying to.
I'm trying to stomp and.
Speaker 1: It just sinks right through right.
Speaker 3: It's super absorbent, but it's also like very firm at
the same time and catches my foot.
Speaker 1: I hate it. It feels my host have never felt better.
It's it's super orthopedic. Yeah, it's kind of like an.
Speaker 6: I'm related to this conversation. I gotta tell you, guys,
I think I might start my own podcast good Night
from Heaven.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh, good Night from Heaven staring gambo.
Speaker 2: And Chris Well, I mean if you're gonna ask, I
mean I now have availability because if we're not doing
yeah no, no, Chris.
Speaker 3: I mean you're turning tail. You're gonna go on to
gambo side. That's that's our podcast. But it's just the
opposite of our podcast.
Speaker 6: Even got the theme song ready, right, Chris?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good morning night. It's really catch you guys.
Speaker 6: What do you think about that?
Speaker 1: Keith?
Speaker 4: I thought that was so good, so I think we
should sing it again. Let's sing it together again.
Speaker 1: Please don't good.
Speaker 3: Night from Heaven.
Speaker 1: It's good night, right, not good morning.
Speaker 4: I feel like you start sounding like you're gonna say
good morning, because then that like tricks people like people
think they're gonna hear good morning and then you go
say good night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because well, maybe like a normal day, it starts
with mornings in heaven.
Speaker 6: Oh, so maybe they're listening in the morning, so you
know I won't get people options.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate this this, I can't. I can't even.
I can't even cuss, I can't rage, I can't, I can't.
You're more red than usual, and you're pure red. God
listen if you're listening to this, this is not the end.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait will rise, heck will rise this Clayton
will return all right, you can't hold me down, Keith.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: Babies come back. He's he needs another hug.
Speaker 8: No, no, no more. Chris and I will return the
heck we will. We will take back what was ours.
We we Chris, sure you haven't heard a lot of.
Speaker 1: I will return, get back.
Speaker 9: Keep Hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of
Good Morning from Hell.
Speaker 1: Say another.
Speaker 3: But it's our last, the last, yeah, one hundred episodes.
This is a big accomplishment for Chris and I.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Making the show has been just one of the best
things that's happened in the last couple of years, and
especially during It's funny we started recording the show. The
first twenty episodes or so were in person, but then
the rest were almost all entirely in quarantine from home
and being able to come once a week and improvise
and have fun with friends has been like a huge
just a huge lifesaver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean this is it's such a weird
thing that I relate Good Morning from Hell with the
pandemic so much, but it was definitely something that helped
me through and I think just got our minds off
of stuff.
Speaker 1: And hopefully as a as a listener to help you
guys through.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone who has listened, yeah, and supported
the show that's really sending fan art or sent it
funny posts or questions for Clayton and christ to answer.
I mean, any any number of kids contributions or even
like people made Hail Clayton pillows and it's just been
the response to the show has been incredible and just
the everyone listening to the support has been really it
meant a lot to us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and huge thinks to our cast who actually we
really wanted to bring back. Barbara and Andrew, two of our
favorites and most frequent guests. Barbara, that's right, talking about.
Speaker 1: Character since the conception of Gambo, know what you mean.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, Andrew, who we did the first episode
with episodes and the test episodes of the.
Speaker 1: Show, so really wanted to bring.
Speaker 6: Probably been on the Most right the most stepsodes you.
Speaker 1: Guys might be tied, which is a great plug for
your flawless segue. No, but maybe before we get to
that now. Yeah, it's been uh uh gosh.
Speaker 4: Doing those test episodes feels like a lifetime ago, but
also feels like yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 4: It has like a weird place because it was like
such a fun thing to go and being a guest
on the show has always been a blast, like a
true blast and such a fun place to play and
and record with you guys. So thank you for having
me on and considering me for for any any voices
and guest spots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really appreciate it. So where can people hear
you if they were interested in your works, if they
want if they want to hear me not doing a character.
Speaker 4: On the Most, So subscribe to the Most wherever you
get podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then in terms of like what's going on
with us?
Speaker 1: I mean this this is.
Speaker 2: The end of good morning, what we're saying goodbye to
good morning from mel but maybe not.
Speaker 3: For forever, goodbye for now. Yeah, this is something like
Chris and Clayton. The characters are definitely still alive and
something that we can return to, and we have a
bunch of other ideas in mind for them. If they
pan out, great, If not, then you know, we'll kind
of have to see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But in the meantime, like Chris and I have other
projects that we wanted to work on. We're both developing
new things, and we also have a bunch of existing shows.
So if you want to continue hearing our voices and
supporting our work, then we've got you want to tell
them about Stinky Dragons.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So myself, Blaine and Chris, as well as John
and Gus some other cast members of ours do a
weekly D and D podcast called Tales from the Stinky Dragon.
It is a blast. We have so much fun filming it.
We play different characters. You won't see Clayton or Chris
on that show, but Kyborg and Gum Gum, yeah respectively.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you've listened to all the episodes, I'm
sure you've heard us talk about it. We had actually
them as a guest, but that show is one of
my favorite things to me. I mean, it's just an
absolute blast, and it's recorded similarly where we have like
a lot of radio play elements and if you're like, well,
what to listen to now that Good Morning from Hell's
wrapping up is go listen Stinky Dragon.
Speaker 6: It's also perfect for both people who like D and
D and people who've never played D and D before,
because it's it's a really just fun, basic, simple look
at D and D. And we don't know what we're doing,
and we have people who do know what they're doing
helping run the show. So it's a nice mix of
kind of both elements of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really don't need to know anything about D
and D to enjoy it.
Speaker 6: Because we don't.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we also wanted to think our crew that
has made this show possible.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred episodes does not happen with just me
and Blaine.
Speaker 2: In fact, it's so many people who've helped make it possible,
besides all of our guests, which have been amazing. Yeah,
and we love that they found the time and worked
on the show. But I mean, we have our editorial team,
which started with Nick Schwartz, who early listeners may remember as.
Speaker 3: A laughing, terared actial. He was always in our recordings
kind of just chuckling along and stuff, and he ended
up having a kid and got really busy, so he
had to step away. But Nick was like a huge
part of the creation of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we've also had Dennis Fant helped edit episodes,
who I now work very closely with black Box down.
Speaker 1: Its pilot and training. Very interesting guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and which is another podcast you should absolutely listen to.
It's talking about aviation disasters and it's kind of like
a true crime in the air. It starts me and
gust Sorolla, who's also been a frequent contributor. Like Good
Morning from Hell. We had Peyton McLeod who's helped edit
and then also helped our Why We're Going to Hell
pre show. And then Kyle Scribner, who was an amazing
help I mean came in edited a ton of episodes.
I worked with him on another show called Day Five.
Could not have done the show without him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We also have Kelly Reynolds, who has been our most
regular editor here of late. She's been doing a fantastic job.
Just fell perfectly into the role. All of this sound designed,
very minimal notes required from Chris and I because you
just walked right in, knew what to do, and just
like killed it.
Speaker 2: With the show and took on the massive, massive task
of episode ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, undertaking.
Speaker 2: And then also Cody Gibson I think edited an episode
or two.
Speaker 1: Shout out to him.
Speaker 2: And then we also had our producers, Eric Badoor, who
started the show with us and really helped get it
off the ground.
Speaker 1: That's it, no more appre.
Speaker 3: No, I've been Ben Ernst, who's sitting in on this
recording now. He's been a huge part of the show
and has had a lot of patience and awesome ideas
that he's contributed, so and I can't even look him
in the eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm just I just I think you've been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, patients is the key word. There's hey guys, we
need this, Hey who are recording with it next week?
Hey guys, Hey guys wrangling cats. And then also we
went to the We started doing thumbnail art around episode eighteen,
and for every episode we had amazing art made by
Katie Simarell, who worked with us for about half the show,
and then Andrew Douglas, who did about the other half
of the show. Tell your friends. We wanted to live on.
Even though we may not be making more episodes. We
want people to keep listening to the show and tell people, Hey,
go check out Good Morning from Hell and tell them it's.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's it's a podcast. You can actually finish.
Speaker 3: Now finite number but uh yeah no, So once again,
thank you. I know this has been a long in
credit sequence, but we just had so many people to
think and the viewer, you, the listener is rather is
one of our biggest people to save me. Thanks for
and they fought that up. I'm going to say that.
Speaker 1: No no, no, that was good. You did good. No no,
keep that Kelly please, but yeah, no, I mean really
thank you because it's been special making the show. Yeah.
And and I want to say thank you to blame. Oh,
thank you Chris putting up with me, for putting up
with me.
Speaker 3: I feel like we've been in each other's throats, but
we've also like really broted it out and it's brought
us closer together.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad that we were able to make something
this awesome together.
Speaker 6: Andrew, thank you for putting up with Christmas listen.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know it's it's no coincidence I played
an angel here. I've just been really putting up.
Speaker 2: But really, I mean making something like this, something where
you can just get the there is no limit creatively. Yeah,
and getting to sort of script but not really, it's
just been it's been a blessing.
Speaker 6: You guys did a great job. Yeah, congratulations just speak
for you know, everyone who's been on the show and
the audience and stuff. Has just been really cool to
see how much you've been able to do with like
such a small concept that started off as just like
a short that we made into like a little sketch
on rooster te dot com that turned into a podcast
and now it's you know, been running for one hundred episode.
It's been really cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, no small feet to like do one
hundred episodes of a like improvised narrative comedy podcast. Like
so many podcasts are just like, oh, we have a
friends on only like you know, dick around, which is
got me what the most is, but like to do
like one like a show that involves like characters and
then involves like comedy improvising. All of the research we
did for the religious aspects, Yeah, so accurate and I
mean just really biblical study that you guys did basically
got an Mdivu to do this podcast.
Speaker 1: But no, congratulations is really awesome.
Speaker 7: One of my favorite things is coming in and hearing
Blaine Clayton, the voice of Clayton. You have to do
one more, I'll get into a character voice and got
the final Hill Clayton.
Speaker 1: One one, the last one, last, all right, El Clayton.
I will not miss that. Thank you everyone,