Speaker 1: It is the Ben and Skin Show, ninety some point
Speaker 1: one The Eagle, and we are so excited about tomorrow's show.
Speaker 1: Opening Day. It is going to be a big party
Speaker 1: with ninety some point one the Eagle and Rollertown beer Works.
Speaker 1: That's the brewery that Ben and I are partners in
Speaker 1: and they are the sponsor of this segment, and we're
Speaker 1: having a big celebration of opening day tomorrow at Live
Speaker 1: by Lows. That's a really cool hotel right by Texas
Speaker 1: Live and right by Globe Life. So you're gonna be
Speaker 1: right there where all the activities going. Ben and I
Speaker 1: are getting out there early, we're getting out there at
Speaker 1: noon and Rollertown we're gonna have fifty cases of the
Speaker 1: one thirty three and we're gonna be handing out free
Speaker 1: beers to people who are twenty one and over. Got
Speaker 1: to provide that to that id there. But that's our
Speaker 1: premium pillsner. It is a parking lot pills. It is
Speaker 1: perfect for baseball season and it celebrates the nation, Ranger Nation.
Speaker 1: And so we're out and about. We're gonna be hanging
Speaker 1: out starting at noon. We're gonna do our show starting
Speaker 1: at three o'clock, So come hang out with the show.
Speaker 1: We're going till five thirty tomorrow because MAVs basketball takes
Speaker 1: over at five thirty, but Ben and I are sticking
Speaker 1: around for the postgame party and Brand New Funk is
Speaker 1: going to be there playing music. So if you have
Speaker 1: tickets to the game, come before and after. If you
Speaker 1: don't have tickets to the game, come spend the game
Speaker 1: with us. Ninety some point one the Eagle, roller Town
Speaker 1: Beer Works, the Been and Skin Show. Tomorrow is a
Speaker 1: huge party and we can't wait to rocket out with you.
Speaker 1: We will see you there tomorrow. Tell your friends, tell
Speaker 1: your family, tell your people's hide your wives, hide your kids.
Speaker 1: It's home right now. It's time for this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah things on this screwing rooking at Big
Speaker 2: oh Gee, troll muckbull and this to snake.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Screw the True. What it just said, it's screw for true,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: The Scroll Patrol is a Skin segment that we've been
Speaker 1: doing where I try to teach everybody how to use
Speaker 1: the Internet because not everyone knows how to scroll through
Speaker 1: social media like I do, and a lot of times
Speaker 1: when I tell my friends about things that I found,
Speaker 1: they won't even click on the links because they don't
Speaker 1: want to taint their own algorithms. And the algorithm I
Speaker 1: have right now is so perfect for me. It is
Speaker 1: serving me up absolute magic. A lot of the times
Speaker 1: it's guilf jugs. Sure, a lot of the times it's food.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it is bad ass homemade music. And I've
Speaker 1: stumbled across many, many incredible performers. And what I like
Speaker 1: to do is present you our suite listener, and then
Speaker 1: everybody on our staff some of these songs that I've
Speaker 1: stumbled across, and then everybody can decide who the winner is.
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite song of the day. You can vote
Speaker 1: along at home. Everybody can can vote here. But we
Speaker 1: do have a returning champ, and we should probably start
Speaker 1: off this scroll patrol by playing the defending champion. It
Speaker 1: is I believe in myself by a world peace Jesus.
Speaker 4: I got a plethroat of good files that so retru
Speaker 4: shot confined with fun, bombs and positivity glore.
Speaker 2: Whoa you look.
Speaker 4: Five zoom zoom or but this soon with the love
Speaker 4: of the toughness so much? Look do I got it up?
Speaker 4: Been my blood love love loud. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every day I'm feeling happy grateful.
Speaker 3: To be alive.
Speaker 4: Oh baby bomb, may you ever go to stop and
Speaker 4: love and loving life?
Speaker 3: Yay yy my love life.
Speaker 5: Whoa believe been myself?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Believe in myself?
Speaker 1: Yea, bleeve, there's your raining champ. You're a defending champ.
Speaker 1: I believe in myself. By world peace, Jesus. I think
Speaker 1: you could take the acapella of that, not do anything
Speaker 1: to it and put it on the beat from bombs
Speaker 1: over Bagdad, and it's on better over that. Let's get
Speaker 1: with our first candidate for today. It's a song called
Speaker 1: do It Anyway by Yoshi two point zero.
Speaker 5: Is he in the video?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I know what he looks like without
Speaker 3: seeing him. I like picturing Yoshi from Mario singing that song.
Speaker 3: He looks like the guy in uh, what was the
Speaker 3: stuntman movie again? Hot Rod? He looks like a guy
Speaker 3: in hot Rod that throws the flyers and yes and
Speaker 3: pumps his hips.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna say he looked like the guy
Speaker 1: in Fargo that scheduled the lunch with Mark March.
Speaker 3: Remember him, Hey, go for Mark? Okay, okay, you remember him?
Speaker 3: Been tasty March.
Speaker 6: He was.
Speaker 1: Very lonely and he hadn't seen margin since high school,
Speaker 1: and he asked him meet her for lynch.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I can see that, Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3: Definitely could be that. Yes, he's very Yes, this guy's
Speaker 3: very lonely too. Our next candidate is Hey Girl by
Speaker 3: Noah Edge.
Speaker 2: Her.
Speaker 6: You don't even.
Speaker 4: Was much faster.
Speaker 3: You pretty in the city, going with you win me.
Speaker 5: He's like the guy, but this guy's.
Speaker 2: Roan.
Speaker 3: No, that's just sick. Had a few drugs and now
Speaker 3: we liddy. He did appear to be sick.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Does he have other songs that you've heard, because I
Speaker 1: think he's a legitimate artist, not that I'm aware of.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what he looks like.
Speaker 5: K t umm Like I said, he looks sick.
Speaker 1: Oh no oh no, here's another one that's called making
Speaker 1: it out the Hood by your fave Granny.
Speaker 4: People out here.
Speaker 7: Wanna be thugs till they ask get hit with a
Speaker 7: slug based on the ground, laying in blood. Now he
Speaker 7: is snitch riding on the blue. It's all I see
Speaker 7: is a fake ass flex. You're gonna have nothing but
Speaker 7: a lot of regrets. You claim his stacks, but your
Speaker 7: pocket stand flexing on the ground trying to fit in,
Speaker 7: making making it in the rap game feeling real good,
Speaker 7: got them being stacked.
Speaker 8: Making it out the.
Speaker 1: Hood that's actually the same vocal tambour and flow as
Speaker 1: easy e Yeah.
Speaker 6: And he's not like ninety year old granny. She's more like,
Speaker 6: you know, sixty year old granny. This makes it awkward.
Speaker 6: That's why Ben came across this. That's right, that's why
Speaker 6: the algorithm show. It's just a grandma from like Capel
Speaker 6: or something. She just looks so innocent and then she
Speaker 6: starts busting gags to the lyrics. She's in the parking
Speaker 6: lot of shields.
Speaker 3: At the end of it, does she go into a
Speaker 3: muck bong situation?
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think so that would be that would be
Speaker 3: Ben's ultimate algorithm combination. She eats a lobster, the shell
Speaker 3: and everything.
Speaker 1: All right, So you've got to do it anyway by
Speaker 1: Yoshi two point zero, Hey Girl by Noah Edge, Making
Speaker 1: It out the Hood by your Favor Granny. And here
Speaker 1: is Stephanie by Tim Wolf.
Speaker 4: Want again next to you?
Speaker 1: A wa field man.
Speaker 3: Next to say what I should do?
Speaker 6: So I go down?
Speaker 5: That's dope.
Speaker 3: I like low five bedroom production with the phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah goo wait.
Speaker 1: Leader in the Clubhouse for me, dude, I don't even
Speaker 1: think it belongs with these other songs.
Speaker 3: I think I got to put that on the New
Speaker 3: Indie Heat List Radar for Spotify on Friday. Here's another
Speaker 3: one for that list. This is Till You Find One
Speaker 3: by Aftron Prater. Can you play the Hood?
Speaker 1: Can you change a higher?
Speaker 2: Can you go win the wants?
Speaker 3: And building camp fire?
Speaker 1: Can't you shoot the gun?
Speaker 4: Can't you take you on? And country?
Speaker 3: Brother?
Speaker 1: That's really something? And you gotta body meaning so much fun?
Speaker 3: You all see what I'm seeing.
Speaker 1: So you find one.
Speaker 5: Right now, Harry Taylor.
Speaker 3: It just makes me want to die. He's like, you
Speaker 3: need a boy that can beade a hook. Take you mudding?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he take you mudding? Do it yourself? Country girl?
Speaker 3: Ye with someone though, man, I bet she's sneak. Here's
Speaker 3: another one called When Did You Leave Hell? By Ryan Fox?
Speaker 2: Okay, come rubbing me.
Speaker 5: This on y'all spell.
Speaker 2: Cheving How you Fell?
Speaker 3: I'm one thing I pray to tell When did You
Speaker 3: Leave Hell?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 5: I love what Morse has turned into.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I got excited on that one because Ryan Fox is
Speaker 5: a golfer, you know, it's a little long golfrien. I
Speaker 5: was like, does he have a side career? Turns out
Speaker 5: no different guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ok, yeah, so you've got to do it anyway,
Speaker 1: Yoshi two point Oh hey girl, Noah Edge making it
Speaker 1: out the your favor Granny Stephanie by Tim Wolf, Till
Speaker 1: you Find One by Ftron Prater, When did You Leave Hell?
Speaker 3: By Ryan Fox? And here's one called You Try So
Speaker 3: Hard by v R.
Speaker 8: Honey, you don't understand, Sime. You're simply a dance. I
Speaker 8: don't want to hold your band or I'm a grown
Speaker 8: this woman, your tiny little brain. I know it's hard
Speaker 8: to comprehend. I have the woman's laying for you to understand.
Speaker 1: But that's not it.
Speaker 6: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Again because your brain is shiny.
Speaker 8: Didn't inside a softy. So you hate and buy, but
Speaker 8: you cannot reach me even if you tried and you
Speaker 8: try to hard. Do you pretend to hate deep just
Speaker 8: where you do that's easy. So you try to ruin
Speaker 8: me so you couldn't deem me deep And if you
Speaker 8: tried and you try to hard, sounds.
Speaker 1: Like destiny child.
Speaker 5: This one is confusing because she's hot and that's think
Speaker 5: she is. She's at the first hot one that I've
Speaker 5: seen all the people.
Speaker 3: You've sent me. I think she's mesquite seven eleven hot.
Speaker 5: I disagree.
Speaker 7: To me.
Speaker 3: Send me a picture of her.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: Clearly she's not real.
Speaker 6: Because of R v R.
Speaker 1: I know, but she's in her last names are her
Speaker 1: name is v and he is like RALPHO. She's being clever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, she's virtual reality.
Speaker 3: Kip guys. Here's one called Spiritual Smash by Abby Feldman.
Speaker 5: Different levels of hot than the last one. I'll get.
Speaker 3: This is that this is that man that sang the sign.
Speaker 6: Yeah. This is a.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's edgy, very edgy.
Speaker 1: She wants to suck on your generosity. Here's one called
Speaker 1: Silver Platter by JB.
Speaker 5: Yeah, JB goes No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 9: Brom My parents didn't know about his music thing up
Speaker 9: until a few months ago. To win breath, merch my
Speaker 9: shirts and be kidding me. It's expertise. This guy's amazing,
Speaker 9: like a nightmare, like a horse in the night.
Speaker 1: But it's nice for me. The best was last Silver
Speaker 1: Platter by JB. But is it better than I Believe
Speaker 1: myself by World Peace Jesus Ooh tough h.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I think I think it is silver
Speaker 3: platter by GV. I think it is better than I
Speaker 3: believe in myself. What are you going with, KT?
Speaker 5: I'm going with I believe in myself by world Peace Jesus.
Speaker 3: I am tuned.
Speaker 1: Why don't we carry it over to the next time
Speaker 1: we do scroll patrol and have him have a championship bout,
Speaker 1: and then we'll move on to the next round. What
Speaker 1: do you think I'll never forget the time that KT
Speaker 1: got real turned on by VR. He looked her dead
Speaker 1: in the eye and he said, the poon is a
Speaker 1: bit of a mystery.
Speaker 3: Ha oh, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Christine is gonna stick around and play music, nags right
Speaker 1: here on the eagle.
Speaker 4: Here you going, well, I'm gonna get my sack back, dude,
Speaker 4: God bless Jesus.