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<v Speaker 1>That is true.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Even though today is June fourth, we do like to

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<v Speaker 1>look back and look at the month that was on

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<v Speaker 1>the show in the form of good laughs and screw

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<v Speaker 1>ups and that type of thing. Let's start with Big

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Rogers.

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<v Speaker 2>A big band.

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<v Speaker 3>I said a word weird here the Obama Hope poster

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<v Speaker 3>versus I p a's that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Williamsburg versus chipotley.

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<v Speaker 2>Were Chipotle? Chipotle?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>I have to if I go to Chipotle whatever you

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<v Speaker 4>called it, I have to have I got to make

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<v Speaker 4>sure that there's a bathroom in between my car and

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<v Speaker 4>the front door of Chipotle.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's instant. It's like my wife goes.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess that's just too much healthy fiber for you

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<v Speaker 4>to possibly.

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<v Speaker 2>Comprehend in your diet. Pretty Chipotle story from what did

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<v Speaker 2>I say? Chipotle? Williams Burg versus Chipotle? What was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Christina didn't give you a second? Thank you? Williamsburg versus Chipotle.

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<v Speaker 4>She was nice enough to give him a Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 4>didn't understand the match up at first.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you say somewhere ye, Williamsburg versus Chipotle?

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, that is a loaded him when a when

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<v Speaker 3>a woman goes hm, there's so much happening there that

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<v Speaker 3>get up to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, williams Burg versus Chipotle.

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<v Speaker 4>Shown.

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<v Speaker 1>Then this happened while you were gone last week, but

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<v Speaker 1>me and Christina could not eve it. Skin did not

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<v Speaker 1>know what this candy was. So before I play this clip,

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to ask you, do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>a laughy taffy is?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? I know what taffy is. Laughy taffy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a gas station wrapped up taffy, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>what's their bit?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know their bit?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I feel vindicator, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always a joke on the laughing taffy. Are we

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<v Speaker 2>all find jokes on him? Yes? You're right? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>not know this? I really don't know what laughy taffy is.

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<v Speaker 4>What I mean, it's like it is it like pixie

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<v Speaker 4>sticks or something?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not all like Pixi sticks sugar? No, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? A close man? Is it like

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<v Speaker 2>an all in later? No? All know this? What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's taffy and it makes you laugh. He caaun got

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<v Speaker 2>a joke on it? You know it's taffy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's right, because I never realized that's why it's

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<v Speaker 1>called laughy taffy because of the joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, but no one's like, man, I should want

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<v Speaker 4>some taffy right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It was good, it was sweets. It's gonna be something.

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate broads just taffy? Are they? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>airheads are this guy. Let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't do a lot of sour candies unless it's

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<v Speaker 4>sweet tarts, chewy sweeteart spree.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're missing out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sad all these CIDs have a funny skin food

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<v Speaker 1>story on.

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<v Speaker 3>The I'm with skinned. I was not super familiar with

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<v Speaker 3>laughy taffy. I knew it was a thing, but I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know they had told jokes. I think of uh,

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<v Speaker 3>when I think of joke candy, I think of bazooka gum.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, have you ever seen the old Michael Keaton stand

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<v Speaker 4>up with Bazuoka Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, dude, it's worth watching really, probably late seventies, very

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<v Speaker 4>early Michael Keaton. He unwraps the Bazuka Joe gum to

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<v Speaker 4>read the joke, and the bit is he's looking at

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<v Speaker 4>this old tiny piece of favor and the joke is

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<v Speaker 4>like ten minutes long, and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like reading it the whole time. It's a really good bit. So.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Back when we were growing up, like in RSI Baseball

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<v Speaker 3>and Richardson, you'd go to the concession stand. They basically

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<v Speaker 3>had drinks and then giant pickles, yeah, or taffy. And

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<v Speaker 3>the taffy came in these long, thin things that was

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<v Speaker 3>like white in the middle and then a color on

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<v Speaker 3>the outside, like grape or peach or whatever. And that's

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<v Speaker 3>the only taffy I've ever really see. These hell in

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<v Speaker 3>the flaps had two jokes, you know, and get them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I always think I think of it as

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<v Speaker 4>like a New Jersey thing, salt water taffy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like an East Coast commercialized very popular.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I get it. Stay ahead of it here, you

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<v Speaker 2>stay ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>When we get back, Ben struggles with the t's skin

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<v Speaker 1>with a horrible joke about the pope and I said

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<v Speaker 1>a bad word.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, all right, that's coming up in less

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<v Speaker 2>than three minutes, or just over three minutes. Don't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next on the Eagle