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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>One will play U during this show a little later

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, right around nine oh five. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>suppose the charge is for intentionally smashing your vehicle through

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<v Speaker 2>the security gates the front home of Jennifer Aniston in

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<v Speaker 2>Los Angeles would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty big penalty on purpose, by the way, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, felony vandalism sounds about right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what this seventy something year old guy is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be charged with. This happened yesterday afternoon at Jennifer's

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<v Speaker 2>gated Los Angeles home. Did she come out? She was home.

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<v Speaker 2>The security that she has working for her held the

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<v Speaker 2>guy at gunpoint till the police arrived and hauled his

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<v Speaker 2>ass off. Sir. We not here to criticize, just just

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<v Speaker 2>an observation. Taco and I have both been fascinated and

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<v Speaker 2>admirers of Jennifer since we've known each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, without a doubt, Dan, do you think she's going

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<v Speaker 1>for a seventy year old?

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<v Speaker 2>And well, I do, only if she's not going for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not, is the answer. And my message was going

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<v Speaker 2>to be, sir, you just got to have some patience.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had about twenty seven years worth so far and

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<v Speaker 2>no no encounters whatsoever. But perhaps one day you don't

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<v Speaker 2>go driving your car through the woman's front gate.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not the approach you want to take, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>And apparently you don't send her an Instagram message about

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<v Speaker 1>what breed of dog is that that she was walking,

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<v Speaker 1>because there was no response to that one I send

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<v Speaker 1>it either.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't respond to your messaging. No, hey, ask her

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of smokes she smokes. I she still smoke.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure she does, every doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>Want a little sneak like one of those I smoke

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<v Speaker 1>when I drink the wine.

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<v Speaker 2>The wine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I told you you need to

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<v Speaker 1>google where her and the blonde from Friends have no Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>her and Courtney Cox have a kind of a curse

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<v Speaker 1>or a cuss off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yes, oh my, I played it for you once.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, it's it's on some late night show and

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<v Speaker 1>it is hysterical. It just shows Hey, seems pretty cool,

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<v Speaker 1>both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of cool, guess who's getting rock star treatment right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Who would that be? These one hundred and thirty seven

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<v Speaker 2>cardinals that are rolling into Rome to kick into the

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<v Speaker 2>conclaves starting tomorrow. Apparently these guys are like out in

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<v Speaker 2>the bars and really and you know, being approached by

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<v Speaker 2>folks and folks seeking you know, just to be part

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<v Speaker 2>of the process or close to the process. I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>So who you going for? Well, that's see, that's of

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<v Speaker 2>course the the what everybody wonders, are there rumors any

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<v Speaker 2>inside information here? Because there is a betting line. You

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<v Speaker 2>can actually bet on who the next If I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>surprised at all that that's uh, you got to call

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<v Speaker 2>the number if you've gotten to that point, uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to place the bet and not that we're judging,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's one eight hundred gambler.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, we're not serious gamblers ourselves. We'll place a bet

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<v Speaker 2>every now and then, maybe place some you know, lottery

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<v Speaker 2>or slot machines.

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<v Speaker 1>Or when its to the you know, the Super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>place play a few squares on the board.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're waging on who the next pope is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be. Seriously, are there any ladies approaching them?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I mean you're just seeing if they

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<v Speaker 1>can bring them on over to the other.

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<v Speaker 2>That.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that's the ultimate center or not.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see a cardinal or don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think they're out in those long black robes

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<v Speaker 2>with the red caps You mean I'm a cardinal? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think they'd have to be. Isn't that like your attire.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like saying, you know, some guy in a pro

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<v Speaker 2>sports team wears his jersey when he goes out with

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<v Speaker 2>his buddies. Cardinal can't put a golf shirt on and

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<v Speaker 2>knock a few back over it. No, I'm at Victorio's

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<v Speaker 2>Roman pub hat.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't think even after wear the little hat, you should

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<v Speaker 1>be the one to answer that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, after all your years, I've seen no I

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<v Speaker 2>plenty of times saw clergy in street clothes other than

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<v Speaker 2>the traditional just collar. Yeah, all right. We got a

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<v Speaker 2>second grader in Kentucky who, uh accidentally, sure an accident

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<v Speaker 2>kid ordered thirty cases of dumb dumbs off of Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>His jaw is gonna be so sore, and twenty two

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<v Speaker 2>of the thirty cases were delivered, just panicked.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when I saw what the number was, just

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<v Speaker 3>about finally, this was just a fluke thing that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>He told me that he wanted to have a carnival

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<v Speaker 3>and he was ordering the dumb dums as pross for

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<v Speaker 3>his carnival. So yeah, again, he was being friendly, he

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<v Speaker 3>was being kind to his friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Young fella named Liam, that was his mom there, and

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<v Speaker 2>why she volunteered this information, I'll never know what Liam

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<v Speaker 2>was born with fetal alcohol syndrome, ma'am like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>explain it away. Why the kid ordered what turned out

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<v Speaker 2>to be seventy thousand dumb dumbs. Do you know how

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<v Speaker 2>many dumb dums are inside a case? This kid could

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<v Speaker 2>be a real genius, though, two three and forty dumb

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<v Speaker 2>dums in each one hundred and thirty dollars case of

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<v Speaker 2>dumb dumbs from Amazon. They're huge. I have a look

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<v Speaker 2>on the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>I have top texting in the dumb dumb jokes. After

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<v Speaker 1>what Pat said about listen, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Did the mother put that information forward. I'm saying people

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<v Speaker 2>are texting people are horrible. You throw it's Kentucky. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean the jokes are endless here, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, though, this guy could be the

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<v Speaker 1>smartest ever. He could take all those dumb dumps to

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<v Speaker 1>school and start a candy ring. Seventy great Pat, those things,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you buy bulk are probably costing you five

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<v Speaker 1>cents apiece.

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<v Speaker 2>You bring him to school a buck a buck up?

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<v Speaker 2>Who would pay a dollar for a dumb dumb? They're

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<v Speaker 2>tiny little.

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<v Speaker 1>Candy prices are up, I'm sure in school. Well we

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<v Speaker 1>were kids. Sure, fireball, I know the thing lasts for

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<v Speaker 1>a while. You get, you know, thirty cents for a fireball. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think you'd get a buck for a dumb dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all about the cinnamon toothpick ring that was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we had those two. Yeah, uh huh, Bert, the

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<v Speaker 1>heck at you? Those were good man, Yeah, your tongue

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<v Speaker 1>that had to be so good for you. Cinnamon toothpicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep chewing on those things till you literally had splinters

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<v Speaker 2>in your tongue. Toothpick would dissolve splinters and a third

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<v Speaker 2>degree burns on your cheek. Nothing like it, man, nothing.

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