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Speaker 2: this morning, right around nine oh five. What do you
Speaker 2: suppose the charge is for intentionally smashing your vehicle through
Speaker 2: the security gates the front home of Jennifer Aniston in
Speaker 2: Los Angeles would be.
Speaker 1: Pretty big penalty on purpose, by the way, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, felony vandalism sounds about right.
Speaker 2: That's what this seventy something year old guy is going
Speaker 2: to be charged with. This happened yesterday afternoon at Jennifer's
Speaker 2: gated Los Angeles home. Did she come out? She was home.
Speaker 2: The security that she has working for her held the
Speaker 2: guy at gunpoint till the police arrived and hauled his
Speaker 2: ass off. Sir. We not here to criticize, just just
Speaker 2: an observation. Taco and I have both been fascinated and
Speaker 2: admirers of Jennifer since we've known each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, without a doubt, Dan, do you think she's going
Speaker 1: for a seventy year old?
Speaker 2: And well, I do, only if she's not going for us.
Speaker 2: Probably not, is the answer. And my message was going
Speaker 2: to be, sir, you just got to have some patience.
Speaker 2: We've had about twenty seven years worth so far and
Speaker 2: no no encounters whatsoever. But perhaps one day you don't
Speaker 2: go driving your car through the woman's front gate.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the approach you want to take, sir.
Speaker 1: And apparently you don't send her an Instagram message about
Speaker 1: what breed of dog is that that she was walking,
Speaker 1: because there was no response to that one I send
Speaker 1: it either.
Speaker 2: She didn't respond to your messaging. No, hey, ask her
Speaker 2: what kind of smokes she smokes. I she still smoke.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she does, every doubt.
Speaker 1: Want a little sneak like one of those I smoke
Speaker 1: when I drink the wine.
Speaker 2: The wine.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I told you you need to
Speaker 1: google where her and the blonde from Friends have no Actually,
Speaker 1: her and Courtney Cox have a kind of a curse
Speaker 1: or a cuss off.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, oh my, I played it for you once.
Speaker 1: My god, it's it's on some late night show and
Speaker 1: it is hysterical. It just shows Hey, seems pretty cool,
Speaker 1: both of them.
Speaker 2: Speaking of cool, guess who's getting rock star treatment right now?
Speaker 2: Who would that be? These one hundred and thirty seven
Speaker 2: cardinals that are rolling into Rome to kick into the
Speaker 2: conclaves starting tomorrow. Apparently these guys are like out in
Speaker 2: the bars and really and you know, being approached by
Speaker 2: folks and folks seeking you know, just to be part
Speaker 2: of the process or close to the process. I guess,
Speaker 2: So who you going for? Well, that's see, that's of
Speaker 2: course the the what everybody wonders, are there rumors any
Speaker 2: inside information here? Because there is a betting line. You
Speaker 2: can actually bet on who the next If I'm not
Speaker 2: surprised at all that that's uh, you got to call
Speaker 2: the number if you've gotten to that point, uh.
Speaker 1: Not to place the bet and not that we're judging,
Speaker 1: but it's one eight hundred gambler.
Speaker 2: Look, we're not serious gamblers ourselves. We'll place a bet
Speaker 2: every now and then, maybe place some you know, lottery
Speaker 2: or slot machines.
Speaker 1: Or when its to the you know, the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: place play a few squares on the board.
Speaker 2: If you're waging on who the next pope is going
Speaker 2: to be. Seriously, are there any ladies approaching them?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I mean you're just seeing if they
Speaker 1: can bring them on over to the other.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the ultimate center or not.
Speaker 1: If you see a cardinal or don't.
Speaker 2: Do you think they're out in those long black robes
Speaker 2: with the red caps You mean I'm a cardinal? No,
Speaker 2: I think they'd have to be. Isn't that like your attire.
Speaker 2: It's like saying, you know, some guy in a pro
Speaker 2: sports team wears his jersey when he goes out with
Speaker 2: his buddies. Cardinal can't put a golf shirt on and
Speaker 2: knock a few back over it. No, I'm at Victorio's
Speaker 2: Roman pub hat.
Speaker 1: Didn't think even after wear the little hat, you should
Speaker 1: be the one to answer that.
Speaker 2: You know, after all your years, I've seen no I
Speaker 2: plenty of times saw clergy in street clothes other than
Speaker 2: the traditional just collar. Yeah, all right. We got a
Speaker 2: second grader in Kentucky who, uh accidentally, sure an accident
Speaker 2: kid ordered thirty cases of dumb dumbs off of Amazon.
Speaker 2: His jaw is gonna be so sore, and twenty two
Speaker 2: of the thirty cases were delivered, just panicked.
Speaker 3: And then when I saw what the number was, just
Speaker 3: about finally, this was just a fluke thing that happened.
Speaker 3: He told me that he wanted to have a carnival
Speaker 3: and he was ordering the dumb dums as pross for
Speaker 3: his carnival. So yeah, again, he was being friendly, he
Speaker 3: was being kind to his friends.
Speaker 2: Young fella named Liam, that was his mom there, and
Speaker 2: why she volunteered this information, I'll never know what Liam
Speaker 2: was born with fetal alcohol syndrome, ma'am like trying to
Speaker 2: explain it away. Why the kid ordered what turned out
Speaker 2: to be seventy thousand dumb dumbs. Do you know how
Speaker 2: many dumb dums are inside a case? This kid could
Speaker 2: be a real genius, though, two three and forty dumb
Speaker 2: dums in each one hundred and thirty dollars case of
Speaker 2: dumb dumbs from Amazon. They're huge. I have a look
Speaker 2: on the Facebook page.
Speaker 1: I have top texting in the dumb dumb jokes. After
Speaker 1: what Pat said about listen, I.
Speaker 2: Did the mother put that information forward. I'm saying people
Speaker 2: are texting people are horrible. You throw it's Kentucky. I
Speaker 2: mean the jokes are endless here, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, though, this guy could be the
Speaker 1: smartest ever. He could take all those dumb dumps to
Speaker 1: school and start a candy ring. Seventy great Pat, those things,
Speaker 1: but when you buy bulk are probably costing you five
Speaker 1: cents apiece.
Speaker 2: You bring him to school a buck a buck up?
Speaker 2: Who would pay a dollar for a dumb dumb? They're
Speaker 2: tiny little.
Speaker 1: Candy prices are up, I'm sure in school. Well we
Speaker 1: were kids. Sure, fireball, I know the thing lasts for
Speaker 1: a while. You get, you know, thirty cents for a fireball. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't think you'd get a buck for a dumb dumb.
Speaker 1: I'm all about the cinnamon toothpick ring that was gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah we had those two. Yeah, uh huh, Bert, the
Speaker 1: heck at you? Those were good man, Yeah, your tongue
Speaker 1: that had to be so good for you. Cinnamon toothpicks.
Speaker 2: Keep chewing on those things till you literally had splinters
Speaker 2: in your tongue. Toothpick would dissolve splinters and a third
Speaker 2: degree burns on your cheek. Nothing like it, man, nothing.
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