Speaker 1: It is not Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday. We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about everything from the United States Marines, to trade jobs,
Speaker 1: to the economy, to how to make sure your town
Speaker 1: says Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays.
Speaker 2: All that and more coming up in the final hour
Speaker 2: of the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. I do have
Speaker 2: to tell you, though, I got a personal situation here
Speaker 2: and it's not good. And this is what it's like
Speaker 2: when you're not twenty four anymore, you're forty four. So
Speaker 2: let me just lay it out for you. I have
Speaker 2: until Sunday afternoon when ob gets back to fix my back.
Speaker 2: Here's what happened. I was a couple months ago. I
Speaker 2: was lifting weights. Obviously not a huge weightlifting, but it's
Speaker 2: what I enjoyed. So just nice and light, nothing majorly heavy.
Speaker 2: I lift waits, I live waits, and I walked. That's
Speaker 2: really what I do. I'm lifting weights. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: my right forearm feels like it feels like it's on
Speaker 2: fire underneath the skin. Okay, so I heard something a
Speaker 2: big deal. It wasn't the end of the world. Tendonitis.
Speaker 2: All right, What did I do? I had to take
Speaker 2: it easy for it took a month for this freaking
Speaker 2: thing to heal a month. For a month, I could
Speaker 2: not do any pulling exercises, no pulling, and I couldn't
Speaker 2: really pick up eddie dumbbells. It was all just pushing.
Speaker 2: I could only push, so could not lift for my
Speaker 2: back for a month, solid month. Ob always tells me
Speaker 2: that I act as if I'm younger than I am,
Speaker 2: and she says, if you don't, if you keep pushing
Speaker 2: it hard, you're gonna hurt yourself, You're gonna hurt yourself.
Speaker 2: Be careful. Finally, my tendonitis went away yesterday and I
Speaker 2: could lift my back. I may have gotten a little
Speaker 2: over exuberant, maybe put a little too much weight on there,
Speaker 2: maybe pushed it a little bit too hard. Back is wrecked,
Speaker 2: absolutely wrecked. What Chris, So, I took a month off
Speaker 2: and then tried to max out. I wouldn't say max oult.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't put it that way. It was I tried
Speaker 2: to do what I had been doing a month ago.
Speaker 2: I'll put it that way. Oh, I was not ready.
Speaker 2: Back is wrecked. And if I do not heal it
Speaker 2: by Sunday afternoon when Ob gets back. I'm going to
Speaker 2: have to hear I told you so I know I'm
Speaker 2: going to have to hear it. I have forty eight hours. Basically,
Speaker 2: what Chris just fake like, I'm not hurt. Uh, that's
Speaker 2: going to be tough. I can't turn in certain directions.
Speaker 2: And now I'm at this thing where I'm if I
Speaker 2: stand up or sit down or whatnot, I'm doing the thing.
Speaker 2: It's involuntary too, but it's kind of that someone's sticking
Speaker 2: a knife in between your shoulder blades. Feel not great,
Speaker 2: It's not great. Not great, Jesse. I was thinking about
Speaker 2: that classic line from War in the Pacific cigarettes are
Speaker 2: for women and children, and it got me thinking this.
Speaker 2: The Marines say that that comes from the with the
Speaker 2: old breed the Marines back then they believe in smoking cigars.
Speaker 2: It was just a bunch of ruffians. When did the
Speaker 2: US Marines became known as the hardcore rough around the
Speaker 2: edges men that we think of. Did it start in
Speaker 2: World War One? Or is it older than that? It's
Speaker 2: older than that. Remember what prompted the creation of the
Speaker 2: United st States Marines. The Marines just celebrated our two
Speaker 2: hundred and fiftieth birthday. The Marines were created because they
Speaker 2: needed somebody on naval ships who could fight hand to
Speaker 2: hand and on land. Do you know why they call
Speaker 2: Marines leathernecks? Have you ever heard that term leatherneck? Oh,
Speaker 2: leather neck? Do you know where that term came from?
Speaker 2: The Marines used to wear leather. I want to call
Speaker 2: it a strap, like a thick strap around their neck
Speaker 2: because they sword focked and they didn't want to be
Speaker 2: slashed on the neck were all the valuable arteries. They
Speaker 2: wore leather on their necks because there were sword fighting
Speaker 2: on naval ships. And here's the thing about being hardcore.
Speaker 2: You can just decide you're going to be and then
Speaker 2: operate that way and you will eventually turn out that way.
Speaker 2: The Marines decided they wanted to be hardcore, and because
Speaker 2: of the job they had, they kind of had to
Speaker 2: be hardcore, and so to this day they're proud of it.
Speaker 2: When I joined the Marines, and I know you probably
Speaker 2: remember these, but the recruiting posters and the recruiters and
Speaker 2: things like that, well, here's a good example. We just
Speaker 2: had an Air Force recruiter show up at my kid's school.
Speaker 2: My kid was talking to him. God forbid, he might
Speaker 2: actually join. But my kid, my kid was talking to
Speaker 2: the Air Force recruiter, and my kid talked about what
Speaker 2: they talked about, and the Air Force recruiter, understandably not
Speaker 2: at all insulting him, was explaining all the different opportunities,
Speaker 2: all the different opportunities he could get, not just in
Speaker 2: the Air Force but post Air Force. Hey, you want
Speaker 2: to do aircraft mechanic when you graduate, where when you
Speaker 2: get out of the Air Force you can make that.
Speaker 2: It was all about job opportunities, better yourself, and there's
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that. That's awesome, right, very very awesome.
Speaker 2: The Marine Corps recruiter said, oh, no, it's gonna suck. No,
Speaker 2: you're going to be hot, a lot, cold, a lot, miserable, tired, sweaty.
Speaker 2: I promise it's going to be brutal, but you'll be proud.
Speaker 2: And for young men, a lot of young men, especially
Speaker 2: rebellious types as I was, that's an appealing message. That's
Speaker 2: exactly what I wanted to hear. I didn't even walk
Speaker 2: into any other recruiting office. I'm like, yes, that's what
Speaker 2: I want. I want it to suck. I absolutely want
Speaker 2: to be miserable. It was about testing yourself seeing if
Speaker 2: you could do it. They just have always been that way. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 2: he's talking about Trump in the H one B visas. Jesse,
Speaker 2: you missed an interview with the Secretary of the Treasury.
Speaker 2: He explained it better than President Trump. If it's so,
Speaker 2: it will work the way the Secretary said, they will
Speaker 2: bring eligible H one B visa workers to train Americans
Speaker 2: in the workforce and then leave at a determined time. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that doesn't work like that. Let me explain that may
Speaker 2: be what they want. No, No, we're going to bring
Speaker 2: in twenty thousand, thirty thousand, fifty thousand people from China
Speaker 2: and India and they're just going to train American workers
Speaker 2: and then their visas will expire and they will go
Speaker 2: back home. Understand that a large percentage of the people
Speaker 2: in the United States illegally are what is known as
Speaker 2: visa overstays. It doesn't work the way we think it works. Okay,
Speaker 2: we picture in our head. Okay, you handed this person
Speaker 2: of visa and it expires one year from now, and
Speaker 2: then one year thing when the visa's done, that person
Speaker 2: goes immediately down to the airport with a plane ticket
Speaker 2: and hops on a plane and leaves. No, that person
Speaker 2: is here. That person very likely has established themselves in
Speaker 2: some way here. Maybe they have a job. Well, you
Speaker 2: know what, their employer probably isn't going to in a
Speaker 2: year say, hey a boo, show me your visa is
Speaker 2: a visa up. They just spend a year training this
Speaker 2: person working, So the employers not uniquely incentivized to get
Speaker 2: rid of that person at all. The employer wants them here.
Speaker 2: Maybe that person has a place to stay. Maybe they're
Speaker 2: renting an apartment. We'll make it about an apartment. Do
Speaker 2: you think the landlord is anxious to lose that monthly rent?
Speaker 2: You think that, hey a boo, visa's up. I expect
Speaker 2: you out by tomorrow. I don't want another rent check
Speaker 2: from you. The kids are in school. You get a
Speaker 2: visa just because it expires. Doesn't mean you are cut
Speaker 2: off from anything in this country. Doesn't mean you are
Speaker 2: automatically hunted down and shuttled to the airport. People come
Speaker 2: here on temporary visas all the time, and they never leave.
Speaker 2: There are stories of people twenty thirty years past their
Speaker 2: visa expiration, still here, still working, still paying rent. Now
Speaker 2: they have eighty seven kids, their kids have kids, and
Speaker 2: of course they're all American citizens because of our insane
Speaker 2: immigration policy. It's a bad, bad, bad thing. You can
Speaker 2: tell them it expires whenever you want, But telling someone
Speaker 2: and it expires does not physically remove them from the
Speaker 2: country at all. They get here, they don't leave. And
Speaker 2: remember we have we always have to understand that we're
Speaker 2: dealing with so many hostile forces known as democrats inside
Speaker 2: of the country, where these blue areas have decided that
Speaker 2: they are going to be places that protect people here illegally.
Speaker 2: It's so bonkers that we've accepted this is the way
Speaker 2: it is. California is our richest, most powerful state, and
Speaker 2: they will tell you to their blue in the face
Speaker 2: that they're going to protect illegals. So you get a
Speaker 2: bunch of visa overstays. Where are they gonna go if
Speaker 2: they're even a li little bit worried about being deported,
Speaker 2: They're gonna hop on the one oh one and over
Speaker 2: to California they go.
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday.
Speaker 2: Remember we are live here. You can still email us
Speaker 2: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse I moved from
Speaker 2: California to Texas almost four years ago. Best decision we
Speaker 2: ever made kept the family together. Neighboring town here has
Speaker 2: signs in social media posts telling everyone about their holiday
Speaker 2: events coming up, the holiday parade, the holiday tree lighting.
Speaker 2: My town where I live started putting up their signs
Speaker 2: Christmas Market, Christmas Parade, Christmas tree lighting. My question is,
Speaker 2: besides this little public high five, what can I do
Speaker 2: to encourage my town to stay strong in the face
Speaker 2: of leftist pressure that made our neighboring town cave. I
Speaker 2: have told you this story before, but I know we
Speaker 2: have a bunch of new listeners, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: say I'm gonna tell you this story again, just as
Speaker 2: a little heads up about how so many of these
Speaker 2: things work and how so many of these things happen.
Speaker 2: There was a town in my area that was going
Speaker 2: to have an Independence Day parade, like so many towns do.
Speaker 2: Being the grand marshal of a parade is a position
Speaker 2: of honor, and the grand marshal of my blood red
Speaker 2: town's Independence Day parade was a militant anti gun lesbian,
Speaker 2: a militant anti gun communist lesbian. She was going to
Speaker 2: be the grand marshal of the parade. I found out
Speaker 2: about this because people in this town started blowing up
Speaker 2: my email and I knew a couple guys, so they
Speaker 2: were texting me and they said, Jesse, can you help?
Speaker 2: Can you help? What?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: I decided to help, and I decided to do what
Speaker 2: I could to make sure this person was not the
Speaker 2: grand marshal of this town's parade. And in so doing,
Speaker 2: I and others started digging into how in the world
Speaker 2: can this even happen? How does this happen in a
Speaker 2: town it's like ninety three percent Republican? How do we
Speaker 2: end up with that? What the how? So started call
Speaker 2: blowing up the phones at city hall, the city hall,
Speaker 2: the city council. People all wash their hands of it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't us, wasn't us. We didn't make this call. Okay,
Speaker 2: who did check with the parks department? You got to
Speaker 2: call the parks department. Have you ever called your city's
Speaker 2: parks department? Are you involved in the parks department? Of
Speaker 2: course you're not. The phones of the parks department start
Speaker 2: blowing up. We're all call on the phone, who did this?
Speaker 2: Remove this? How did this happen? Well, we didn't specifically
Speaker 2: do this we had had a committee. We came up
Speaker 2: with the committee, and the committee is the one who
Speaker 2: decided on the Grand Marshall. Okay, how does one get
Speaker 2: on the committee? Where was this committee? We put an
Speaker 2: announcement out on the city's website that we were forming
Speaker 2: a committee for the Independence Day parade, and people showed up.
Speaker 2: It was a volunteer thing, unpaid temporary. People showed up,
Speaker 2: got on the committee, and the committee decided on the
Speaker 2: Grand Marshal. Long story short, Why is there a militant
Speaker 2: lesbian leading a grand marshal leading a parade? Why is
Speaker 2: your town eliminating the word Christmas and going with happy
Speaker 2: Holidays because communists sees chokeholds of power. Politics is something
Speaker 2: you do because you feel it's important, right, That's why
Speaker 2: you're into it. You feel like it's important, and you
Speaker 2: do it because you have to. I've told you before,
Speaker 2: I love my job, Love my job. If we could
Speaker 2: snap our fingers overnight and right all the wrongs in
Speaker 2: this country, I would never talk about politics again. I
Speaker 2: would do a history show every single day. That's what
Speaker 2: I really truly love is history and food. That's what
Speaker 2: I love to discuss. I do politics because I feel
Speaker 2: like I have to just like you. That is not
Speaker 2: how the communist does it. The communist is out there
Speaker 2: seeking out these chokeholds of power so they can force
Speaker 2: their agenda down your throat. They're not interested in what
Speaker 2: you want, they're not interested in what is popular. They
Speaker 2: are interested in moving the revolution forward. And because of this,
Speaker 2: they're on your town's website, and they know about the
Speaker 2: upcoming committee for the Independence Day parade next year, and
Speaker 2: they're all going to be lined up around the block
Speaker 2: to get on that committee. While You're sitting at home
Speaker 2: watching the game and I'm smoking a brisket, and we
Speaker 2: are completely clueless as to what's going on. And we
Speaker 2: find out next July that it's a militant lesbian and
Speaker 2: by then we're looking around saying, what, how, what this
Speaker 2: can But it was already done by the way that
Speaker 2: lady ended up getting removed. We raised such a fuss
Speaker 2: that she did not end up being the Grand Marshal.
Speaker 2: But you understand that was the example of how it works.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to your town, large or small,
Speaker 2: red or blue? Have you ever been to the website?
Speaker 2: Have you ever looked at the announcements, the schedule of events.
Speaker 2: Have you ever not trying to make you feel guilty?
Speaker 2: Have you ever attended a single meeting of your town,
Speaker 2: the ones that are open to the public. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 2: Chris got involved in local politics. He sits on something
Speaker 2: I'm not going to discuss, But Chris got involved. Hey, Chris,
Speaker 2: how many citizens show up to these meetings? None? Nobody
Speaker 2: shows up. You'll get they're open to the public. You
Speaker 2: get five people in there, and it's five communists because
Speaker 2: they were on the town's website, and they're gonna show up.
Speaker 2: And if there's a vote for something, if there's a
Speaker 2: committee for something, if there's a commission for something, that
Speaker 2: vile little communist hates you, hates your values, hates that
Speaker 2: the town's blood red. And you know what they're gonna
Speaker 2: get off on. They're gonna get off on getting on
Speaker 2: that committee and doing a drag queens show for kids
Speaker 2: in the middle of your blood red city.
Speaker 1: Park on a fantastic Friday. Turning through all these questions here,
Speaker 1: before I get back to the questions, remember that the
Speaker 1: communist world of make.
Speaker 2: Believe it is created. They create a world of make believe.
Speaker 2: That the Democrat in your life lives in your liberal,
Speaker 2: and Peggy is angry and bitter and fearful and chewing
Speaker 2: on xanax all day long because she lives in a
Speaker 2: world that is not real, that is created for her
Speaker 2: by Democrat politicians and their people in the media. And
Speaker 2: they understand that if she is ever calm, happy, if
Speaker 2: she can ever see the truth, that they may lose her.
Speaker 2: So they keep her in this perpetual state of misery.
Speaker 2: This is a United States Center. Listen to this. You know,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3: I am not in this sense what a fool any
Speaker 3: of us would be to be planning to run in
Speaker 3: an election that may not happen. And I'm serious about that.
Speaker 3: Like all of our energy right now, all of our
Speaker 3: energy has to be on this project of saving our democracy.
Speaker 3: None of us should presume that there's going to be
Speaker 3: again a free and fair election where any Democrat has
Speaker 3: a shot to win in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: They all say it. Gavin Newsom's probably the leading Democrat
Speaker 2: right now, has said it multiple times. We played it
Speaker 2: for you on the show. Trump isn't going to leave.
Speaker 2: There isn't even going to be an election. They all
Speaker 2: know that's ridiculous and outright lie. But they also need
Speaker 2: your liberal aunt Peggy afraid. They need her miserable. They
Speaker 2: need her believing gigantic lie after gigantic lie, because it
Speaker 2: keeps her stupid, it keeps her loyal, It keeps her
Speaker 2: exactly where they want her. Jesse. I like the secret
Speaker 2: club idea. It wouldn't be a headquarters or a clubhouse.
Speaker 2: I think layer would be more appropriate. Would there be
Speaker 2: secret handshake? I really like the idea of a layer.
Speaker 2: I like it that it's a layer, and I like
Speaker 2: the idea of it being a nuclear bunker of some
Speaker 2: kind of nuclear silo. We are going to need a
Speaker 2: million dollars, so we're gonna need a donor. We need
Speaker 2: a wealthy benefactor. Chris, You've got to know somebody. We've
Speaker 2: got what you can share some of some of the
Speaker 2: family gold, or whatever it may be. We need a
Speaker 2: wealthy benefactor because we have to purchase our nuclear bunkert what. No,
Speaker 2: you're not allowed in. I need you to help me
Speaker 2: raise funds though, no, you're still not allowed in. I
Speaker 2: can't change that. A secret handshake will happen again. I'm
Speaker 2: just not comfortable telling you what it's going to be yet, Jesse.
Speaker 2: I got to fly down to Austin. I got to
Speaker 2: fly down to Austin, Texas last week. You're right about
Speaker 2: the food down there, It's just amazing. Now I'm back home,
Speaker 2: I'm getting hungry for more brisket. Can you remind me
Speaker 2: of the temperature and length of time you cook it.
Speaker 2: I am a bit of a pitmaster with my pellet smoker.
Speaker 2: I cook my brisket at two hundred degrees. I have
Speaker 2: never overcooked it because it's not really possible, well at
Speaker 2: least that I've seen so far, to overcook it at
Speaker 2: two hundred degrees. I have talked to a guy one time,
Speaker 2: though I've never done this before. I talked to a
Speaker 2: guy one time who cooked his for seventy two hours.
Speaker 2: I've never done that. I mean, I'm sure it's delicious.
Speaker 2: I can't so I can't say. But I have done
Speaker 2: mine for thirteen fourteen hours. In my opinion, that wasn't
Speaker 2: the best one I ever did. I've done them for
Speaker 2: eighteen hours. That might have been the best one. The
Speaker 2: last time I did it for twenty four hours, but
Speaker 2: at two hundred degrees. Just make sure it's low at
Speaker 2: two hundred degrees. If you have it done if you
Speaker 2: bought yourself a good brisket, it's not going to go bad.
Speaker 2: It's not going to go bad. And I'm just joking,
Speaker 2: obviously about being a pitmaster. I don't know the first
Speaker 2: thing about any of this stuff. But a brisket was
Speaker 2: some fat on it. Maybe you're gonna have to have
Speaker 2: some fat on it, because that's going to be all
Speaker 2: your juice and flavor that drips through there. A brisket
Speaker 2: with some fat on it, unless you're roasting the friggin
Speaker 2: thing at three hundred degrees or something like that, you're
Speaker 2: not going to overcook it. Low and slow, just keep
Speaker 2: the pellets coming, Jesse. The three amendments ratified at the
Speaker 2: beginning of the twentieth century sixteen, seventeen, and nineteen clearly
Speaker 2: changed the direction of the USA. If you could repeal one,
Speaker 2: which one would it be? And why all the nineteenth
Speaker 2: what Chris? But I know I'm right it. Letting women
Speaker 2: vote has been a total disaster for the United States
Speaker 2: of America. And that's been Everyone knows it's true. Women
Speaker 2: listening know it's true. It's been a total disaster for
Speaker 2: the country. Politics became more emotional so much there as
Speaker 2: soon as we started allowing women to vote, we started
Speaker 2: mixing the most poisonous thing in the world into our politics.
Speaker 2: And that's something called empathy. Now, you can't deport people,
Speaker 2: you can't cut off anyone's entitlement. You can't do this.
Speaker 2: You can't do that because it would be what mean
Speaker 2: It has been a disaster for the country. It was
Speaker 2: a much better country when we only allowed property owning
Speaker 2: males to vote in elections. And I should vote for
Speaker 2: any woman who's freaking out right now and typing me
Speaker 2: up in email. By the way, you're welcome to email
Speaker 2: me all your hates. Totally fine, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 2: dot com. Totally fine. Your hate is more than welcome here.
Speaker 2: It should be noted that votes were family votes back
Speaker 2: in the day. Contrary to what your idiot social studies
Speaker 2: teacher taught you in school, women were never these horribly
Speaker 2: oppressed minorities without any rights in the United States of America.
Speaker 2: That is not a world that actually existed at all
Speaker 2: from our very first days. Our Christian founders of this country,
Speaker 2: the pilgrims who got here, were tight knit families. The
Speaker 2: women adored their men, the men adored their wives. They
Speaker 2: were not walking around in chains getting slapped around all
Speaker 2: day long. That world never existed in the United States
Speaker 2: of America at all, and we had a much better
Speaker 2: country for it. Now the seventeenth has been terrible too.
Speaker 2: It's you could make a good argument for the seventeenth
Speaker 2: In case you don't know, the seventeenth Amendments was the
Speaker 2: one that made senators United States senators. It made them
Speaker 2: elected by the people of their state. Now they can
Speaker 2: be confusing. Why is that a bad thing? Well, previously,
Speaker 2: senators were selected by the state legislatures of the individual states.
Speaker 2: So Texas's senators, it wouldn't be up for some popular vote.
Speaker 2: The legislature would choose the senator. The result of that
Speaker 2: was senators didn't become these Washington DC swamp figures as easily.
Speaker 2: They were much more representatives of the state from which
Speaker 2: they came. So you would have a member of the
Speaker 2: House of Representatives. His job is to represent the people
Speaker 2: of his district. Today that's five hundred thousand, six hundred thousand,
Speaker 2: depending on the district. His job is to be their
Speaker 2: representative in Washington DC. Ideally, Senator, my senator should work
Speaker 2: really on behalf of your state at all times, But
Speaker 2: as soon as we diverted from that, now they became
Speaker 2: swamp creatures. And the United States Senate is where so
Speaker 2: many things go to die. And I'm sorry, I'm still
Speaker 2: extremely upset about them throwing in a carve out for
Speaker 2: themselves in the latest cr The United States Senate did this,
Speaker 2: and I've been told that it was Mandy Graham. Surprise, surprise,
Speaker 2: the United States Senate did this. They threw in this
Speaker 2: provision that allowed them to sue the FBI when the
Speaker 2: FBI spied on them. But they didn't ever put a
Speaker 2: carve out in for you. When the FBI was hunting
Speaker 2: down all those January six ers, they didn't. They didn't
Speaker 2: even mention a carve out. Didn't even mention giving those
Speaker 2: people the options to sue when Donald Trump was getting
Speaker 2: raided and arrested and everything else. No carve out for
Speaker 2: Donald Trump. But the second the senators, the the second
Speaker 2: of senator had his phone tapped, the second the FBI
Speaker 2: started looking at his text messages, he immediately starts to
Speaker 2: write it into law that allows him to get rich
Speaker 2: off of suing the FBI. You scumbags, you're supposed to
Speaker 2: work for us. You're supposed to at least pretend to
Speaker 2: care about us over there lining your own freaking pockets.
Speaker 2: Never even occurred to one of you dirt balls to
Speaker 2: give us a car about Man, I'm still chapped about
Speaker 2: the whole thing. I bet you it was Lindsay Graham too.
Speaker 2: That's such a Lindsey Graham thing to do. It is
Speaker 2: the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Cruising into a weekend. Yes, I am still childless and wifeless.
Speaker 2: I am a single bachelor, which means I have well
Speaker 2: forty eight more hours till ab and the kids get
Speaker 2: back to eat Totino's party pizzas. I am gonna go
Speaker 2: to waffle House tomorrow morning, Chris. I'm gonna get up
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna go down to waffle House, and I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna do all the what what what why not? Tonight?
Speaker 2: You bring up a very good point. You know what
Speaker 2: people don't know about waffle House. Their cheeseburgers are delicious.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows about waffle House cheeseburgers. Obviously, nothing fancy. It's
Speaker 2: waffle House cheeseburger. Make sure you get some of the
Speaker 2: waffle House mayo it's Chipotle Mayo, but they don't call
Speaker 2: it that. It's waffle house. What, Chris, what? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter what it's called. You're exactly right. The name
Speaker 2: is not important. Just get some of it. You're gonna
Speaker 2: need some extra napkins that there's gonna be some grease there.
Speaker 2: Feel free to add some bacon on it, you know what, Chris,
Speaker 2: I might go tonight. I actually wight. Now just talk
Speaker 2: myself into it. I have forty eight more hours to
Speaker 2: treat my body like a garbage disposal before ab comes
Speaker 2: home and says, what did you eat while I was gone?
Speaker 2: And I'll be all grapes and salads and stuff. I
Speaker 2: ate so many grapes. Oh, that reminds me, crap. We
Speaker 2: have grapes in the fridge. I need to put a
Speaker 2: reminder on my phone to throw some away before she
Speaker 2: gets home. If she shows well, listen, if she shows
Speaker 2: up and they're all still there, she's gonna know what
Speaker 2: does she listen to the show? Sometimes there's been trouble
Speaker 2: before when she's when I've had these little rants, and
Speaker 2: she'll be in the car with the kids taking them
Speaker 2: to practice. The way I see it right now, she's
Speaker 2: out of town with her family. She's not listening right now,
Speaker 2: right what, Chris? She's not with her handler, Chris, She's
Speaker 2: not a honeypot Okay, at least I don't think. But
Speaker 2: maybe her handler's a big fan of the show too,
Speaker 2: which I wouldn't blame him. I certainly wouldn't blame him
Speaker 2: at all. Do you hear what jade Van said? Privately?
Speaker 4: We were having conversations all the time, and frankly, privately
Speaker 4: the Democrats would recognize the position of their far left
Speaker 4: was crazy. But they all feel a little bit like
Speaker 4: they're being held hostage by their far left.
Speaker 2: You said it very well, Chuck Schumer.
Speaker 4: This probably ended his career, and he was the person
Speaker 4: who was fighting more than anybody to keep the government
Speaker 4: shut down.
Speaker 2: So the far Democrats Senator per Puck News, by the way,
Speaker 2: this is their breaking Democrats. Senator Chuck Schumer isn't expected
Speaker 2: to seek reelection in twenty twenty eight. Chuck Schumer ends
Speaker 2: his career. Now, this can be very good and it
Speaker 2: can be very bad. So I'll tell you a thought
Speaker 2: I had before we try to knock out another email
Speaker 2: or two and go. So I'll tell you a thought
Speaker 2: I had I thought about not even having this conversation
Speaker 2: with you because it's Friday. But let me just give
Speaker 2: it to you. The old, more moderate Democrats are being
Speaker 2: run out of their party or they're just having to
Speaker 2: succumb and pretend to be communists, like Chuck Schumer. That's
Speaker 2: what he's been doing, but pretending to be a communist.
Speaker 2: So what does this mean. This means the Democrat Party
Speaker 2: is going to turn more and more evil, more and
Speaker 2: more communist. That can be hugely great or hugely terrifying
Speaker 2: and terrible. And you know what will determine it. If
Speaker 2: the Democrat Party continues to become communists, there is a
Speaker 2: chance they will pull completely away from normal Americans and
Speaker 2: that they will have a very difficult time winning national elections.
Speaker 2: There's a chance their swing to the left costs them
Speaker 2: large amounts of political power. But here is my fear,
Speaker 2: just gonna give it to you. There are really only
Speaker 2: two major political parties, Democrats and Republicans. People, especially the normies,
Speaker 2: they want choices. They like to have a choice. They
Speaker 2: don't want to feel like they're bound to one party
Speaker 2: or the other. And people so many times will vote
Speaker 2: against a particular party because they're angry about something like
Speaker 2: right now the economy. People are mad at Republicans. They're
Speaker 2: blaming Republicans. So does the Democrat Party shifting to the left.
Speaker 2: Does it really put them on the outs with Americans
Speaker 2: or does it have the effect of dragging more of
Speaker 2: America to the left. When Americans get angry at Republicans
Speaker 2: and choose to take it out on them at the
Speaker 2: voting booth, it's a concern, a serious concern. Let's pray
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Speaker 1: And now here's a headline, but go you know, you
Speaker 1: know the thing emails.
Speaker 2: We didn't get to Jesse before the government shut down.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of big talk coming from the
Speaker 2: right about using it is the rare window to doege
Speaker 2: to cut unnecessary government. Bloke, has anything at all happened
Speaker 2: in that regards, No, not really, little snippet here and
Speaker 2: a little snippet there, a bunch of idle threats. Frankly,
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed, Jesse. Why did you choose to run for
Speaker 2: US representative in Arizona instead of running for city or
Speaker 2: county office or even state legislature. Welcome back from your
Speaker 2: long weekend. Because I thought I was going to go
Speaker 2: to Washington, DC and stop Barack Obama from destroying the country.
Speaker 2: I had these grand plans. I wasn't interested in fixing
Speaker 2: the city council. I wanted to, of course, save the
Speaker 2: whole country, which I know is ridiculous in naive, but
Speaker 2: that's why I wanted it. Jesse. So you got invited
Speaker 2: to an exclusive of Oh, this is about that event.
Speaker 2: I got invited the Radio Hall of Fame and then
Speaker 2: the private VIP party afterwards. I was not going for me.
Speaker 2: Someone I knew my boss was getting into the Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame. The guy says, so you got invited to
Speaker 2: an exclusive event dressed like a hobo. I wasn't dressed
Speaker 2: like a Hoboe have a suit on like everyone else.
Speaker 2: Went out to an elitist dinner with your elitist friends,
Speaker 2: so you didn't have to eat with the peasants I
Speaker 2: went to. I wouldn't got a steak with Clay, got
Speaker 2: invited to an even more elitist after party, decided it
Speaker 2: wasn't elitist enough for you, and peaced out after a
Speaker 2: few minutes without telling anyone. Must be good to be king.
Speaker 2: This is very similar to what Ob said when OB
Speaker 2: found out about what I wore, That I didn't eat
Speaker 2: at the banquet, and that I irish goodbye to everybody
Speaker 2: at the event. Afterwards. I got a lot of the
Speaker 2: you know, you're not in charge of everything and you
Speaker 2: can't just do whatever you want to do. I got
Speaker 2: a lot of that from Ob, but I feel like
Speaker 2: she's wrong. I feel like I am in charge of
Speaker 2: everything and I can do what I want to do,
Speaker 2: especially when you Irish goodbye and don't tell it everybody.
Speaker 2: You're leaving. Go, enjoy your weekend, put your phone down.
Speaker 2: I'll see you Monday. That's all.