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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that's of the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that's to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that jingle still guess the air hair my arm

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<v Speaker 2>standing up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell yeah, twenty one pilot's tickets coming up backstage passes.

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<v Speaker 2>But first, some new fun facts.

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<v Speaker 3>During the American Revolution, George Washington swore he had never

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<v Speaker 3>he would never set foot on British soil again. So

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<v Speaker 3>then a statue of him was going up in London.

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<v Speaker 3>In nineteen twenty one, they would.

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<v Speaker 2>Even put up a statue.

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<v Speaker 3>The state of Virginia sent over some dirt and the

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<v Speaker 3>statue was erected on top of American soil. I told

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<v Speaker 3>you i'd have read that wanted it was gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>a kid that was born outside of Texas. This idiot

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to put Texas dirt underneath the.

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<v Speaker 4>Table, underneath the good kid, underneath the bed where the

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<v Speaker 4>mom's giving birth. He's like, you can't bring dirt into

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<v Speaker 4>a delivery room, dummy.

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<v Speaker 3>I want I want my kid born over Texas soil.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what's next?

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<v Speaker 3>Smart friends, people produce an average of point to eight

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<v Speaker 3>pounds of this every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Woo woo.

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<v Speaker 3>Wo yeah, it's a little over a quarter pounder.

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<v Speaker 2>That's about one hundred pounds a year. Guys, if I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do the math for you, I know you're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>figure that out. Who's feeding back me? Is it mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like Hendrix at Monterey.

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<v Speaker 3>The first ceiling fans were installed in America in the

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen sixties. God bless you. I love a ceiling fan.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that there's some areas where it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't work. I used to watch those dumb decorating

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<v Speaker 3>shows and they would always rip out the fans.

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<v Speaker 2>The fans are necessary, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Eighteen sixties they were powered by running water, a turbine

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<v Speaker 3>and belts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's neat. Who's got Who's got a ceiling fan

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<v Speaker 2>in the bedroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I do? Yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, it doesn't go with the Now you have

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<v Speaker 3>a new house and Mama wouldn't allow it.

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<v Speaker 2>We have fans in there, but they're not on the ceiling. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I need a ceiling fan.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the that to the day. We make you look

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<v Speaker 1>smart in front of your bodies. It's the funk to

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<v Speaker 1>the day.

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<v Speaker 4>All right,