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<v Speaker 1>One o one Lynch in Taco to Orlando's rock station

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<v Speaker 1>one oh one one.

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<v Speaker 2>W j r R.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, everybody. Let just prepare for dumb news stories.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this. How about we begin in uh San

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<v Speaker 1>Luis Obisbo, California. There is a I guess a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a landmark of sorts, a roadside hotel called the

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<v Speaker 1>Madonna Inn. It stands out Taco because of its bright

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<v Speaker 1>pink signage.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that'll give you a headache. Yeah, you're not going

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<v Speaker 3>to miss that driving along the motorway. Any relation to

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<v Speaker 3>the actual Madonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not believe. So this has been around a

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<v Speaker 1>long long time. This just you know, stereotyping. Looking at this,

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<v Speaker 1>this looks to me knowing nothing about this place, like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, a place maybe that has a thing

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<v Speaker 1>next to the bed that you put quarters into to

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<v Speaker 1>make it vibrate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was gonna say, it looks to me like

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<v Speaker 3>a place where you'd pick up some good bed bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe errors on the ceiling above this heart shaped bed.

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<v Speaker 3>It has the old motel looking sign put it that

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<v Speaker 3>way just to paint the visual for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the water bed motel over on fifty. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>colonial I remember Waterbed Motel it was on was it

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<v Speaker 1>over near It was just before four forty one on

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<v Speaker 1>the north side of fifty. Yeah, it was right in

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<v Speaker 1>your peaches.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, wait, I do know where you're talking about that,

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<v Speaker 3>and I mean never stayed there, had any activities.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, do you do this thing like I do?

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<v Speaker 3>Where when you check into a hotel that's semi like this, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>do you put your bed up or your your bag

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<v Speaker 3>up on the dresser?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm dead serious.

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<v Speaker 3>I do it like if I'm staying over at the

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<v Speaker 3>beach and the place is just kind of hey, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a place to crash for the night, right, I will

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<v Speaker 3>put my bag on top of the dresser to avoid

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<v Speaker 3>any chance of bed bugs, even though they probably crawling

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<v Speaker 3>all over me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking your hedging your bets by utilizing a hard surface. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent, I got you. No, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever have you ever done that? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>say that I've consciously done that.

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<v Speaker 3>I stated some really gross places though, So Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The Madonna in has had an interesting situation where, for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason, now for the fifth time in four years,

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<v Speaker 1>someone has stolen the welcome matt the embroidered welcome mat

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<v Speaker 1>that greets customers as they enter the hotel through their

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<v Speaker 1>on premise gold Rush steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they realize that it affects a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people and it affects our business. And every time

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<v Speaker 2>they do so, we have to, you know, custom order

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<v Speaker 2>a new rug which takes weeks to get in.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of gross, why would you steal a welcome mat

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<v Speaker 1>that people are walking over?

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<v Speaker 2>We have our thoughts that is probably something related to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a fraternity, or it's a prank that they

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<v Speaker 2>are pressured to do.

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<v Speaker 1>This last go around though somebody returned it. It just

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<v Speaker 1>showed up in a box with no return of dress.

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<v Speaker 1>They felt bad. Are they sobered up? What do I

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<v Speaker 1>need this thing for?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, you know when a people that we know

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<v Speaker 3>stole a painting off the wall at the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>What are some of your relatives still hanging in that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>One of my relatives home. Kind of like, why would

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<v Speaker 1>you do it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Just because it's cool? One word alcohol exactly. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>why they returned it. I told you sobered up throwing

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<v Speaker 3>the box return.

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<v Speaker 1>It Tokyo, Japan.

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<v Speaker 3>That lady hold On rewind She said, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 3>a pain, because then I understand customers. You don't want

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<v Speaker 3>them slip and going into place because you got a

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<v Speaker 3>custom order or something and whatever did You can go

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<v Speaker 3>to Costco and get one of those bro you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not to throw rope, but the one that goes

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<v Speaker 3>in front of your sink or your front door for like.

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<v Speaker 1>I think twelve dollars for the non slip match. But Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Embroider custom monogrammed in front of the gold

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<v Speaker 1>Rush steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but put the twelve dollars one down in between

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<v Speaker 3>the stealings the thievery. Always have one on backup.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta run a hotel. You got to run it right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ten percent hotel used to you know, sling some

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<v Speaker 3>vacation club stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, it's another ten percent to put on

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<v Speaker 1>the stack.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where I learned the whole put your bag up

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<v Speaker 3>on the counter of your dresser.

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<v Speaker 1>Tokyo, Japan has adopted a four day workweek, effective next year,

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<v Speaker 1>and what was their reasoning. They are hoping that the

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<v Speaker 1>extra day off will encourage female employees to get pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Japan's has a record low for fertility rate and it's

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<v Speaker 1>even lower in Tokyo to the point where the population

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<v Speaker 1>is shrinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Sent some Americans over there, I mean some horny over here.

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<v Speaker 3>I know they're you know, over in Japan, very regimented

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<v Speaker 3>and work work, work, but over here it's more of

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<v Speaker 3>a jerk jerk up.

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<v Speaker 1>Please take an extra day off, ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>And that is so HR. If you tried that here

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<v Speaker 3>in America, well it's an HR nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's it's it's nice, I suppose, but as

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<v Speaker 1>you point out, yeah, to actually come out and say

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<v Speaker 1>this is why we're doing it. It's not out of

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<v Speaker 1>the kindness of our hearts or out of workers demanding this. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because we need we need you all to start

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<v Speaker 1>knocking boots. We're gonna slip with your paycheck. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>back to paper paychecks, forget the electronic and with those

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<v Speaker 1>paper paychecks, everybody gets a Spanish fly. Okay, get you

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<v Speaker 1>ready to roll? 'tis the season. Canadian woman has been

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<v Speaker 1>arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle drugs into New Zealand

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<v Speaker 1>by disguising them as Christmas presents. Ten kilos of meth

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped up, disguised discrete. We got Christmas math here, so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it is a legitimate Christmas gift to her. These

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<v Speaker 1>zealing friends, it's illegal. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I walked up this morning downstairs. They decorated our whole

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<v Speaker 3>lobby area.

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<v Speaker 1>And Christmas morning, Thank Santa.

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<v Speaker 3>They decorated the whole lobby downstairs, and when you walk up,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like the beautiful and it's cool. You know, it

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<v Speaker 3>gives you that Christmas feeling. The beautiful tree, and then

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<v Speaker 3>there's Reid saying, and there's presence under the tree. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>wondering how long it's gonna be until an email goes

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<v Speaker 3>out whoever took the presence from under You know, somebody

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<v Speaker 3>is gonna come in this building and go let me

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<v Speaker 3>roll the dice and see what's in. One of these

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<v Speaker 3>boxes was probably just a wrap box, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The pictures of the Christmas myth on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're feeling festive this morning, Lynchin Taco on demand

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