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Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. Let just prepare for dumb news stories.
Speaker 1: I like this. How about we begin in uh San
Speaker 1: Luis Obisbo, California. There is a I guess a long time.
Speaker 1: It's a landmark of sorts, a roadside hotel called the
Speaker 1: Madonna Inn. It stands out Taco because of its bright
Speaker 1: pink signage.
Speaker 3: Wow, that'll give you a headache. Yeah, you're not going
Speaker 3: to miss that driving along the motorway. Any relation to
Speaker 3: the actual Madonna.
Speaker 1: I do not believe. So this has been around a
Speaker 1: long long time. This just you know, stereotyping. Looking at this,
Speaker 1: this looks to me knowing nothing about this place, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, a place maybe that has a thing
Speaker 1: next to the bed that you put quarters into to
Speaker 1: make it vibrate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, it looks to me like
Speaker 3: a place where you'd pick up some good bed bugs.
Speaker 1: Maybe errors on the ceiling above this heart shaped bed.
Speaker 3: It has the old motel looking sign put it that
Speaker 3: way just to paint the visual for you.
Speaker 1: Remember the water bed motel over on fifty. He's a
Speaker 1: colonial I remember Waterbed Motel it was on was it
Speaker 1: over near It was just before four forty one on
Speaker 1: the north side of fifty. Yeah, it was right in
Speaker 1: your peaches.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, wait, I do know where you're talking about that,
Speaker 3: and I mean never stayed there, had any activities.
Speaker 1: Hey, do you do this thing like I do?
Speaker 3: Where when you check into a hotel that's semi like this, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: do you put your bed up or your your bag
Speaker 3: up on the dresser?
Speaker 1: No, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 3: I do it like if I'm staying over at the
Speaker 3: beach and the place is just kind of hey, it's
Speaker 3: a place to crash for the night, right, I will
Speaker 3: put my bag on top of the dresser to avoid
Speaker 3: any chance of bed bugs, even though they probably crawling
Speaker 3: all over me.
Speaker 1: Thinking your hedging your bets by utilizing a hard surface. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, I got you. No, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have you ever done that? I can't
Speaker 1: say that I've consciously done that.
Speaker 3: I stated some really gross places though, So Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Madonna in has had an interesting situation where, for
Speaker 1: some reason, now for the fifth time in four years,
Speaker 1: someone has stolen the welcome matt the embroidered welcome mat
Speaker 1: that greets customers as they enter the hotel through their
Speaker 1: on premise gold Rush steakhouse.
Speaker 2: I don't think they realize that it affects a lot
Speaker 2: of people and it affects our business. And every time
Speaker 2: they do so, we have to, you know, custom order
Speaker 2: a new rug which takes weeks to get in.
Speaker 1: Speaking of gross, why would you steal a welcome mat
Speaker 1: that people are walking over?
Speaker 2: We have our thoughts that is probably something related to,
Speaker 2: you know, a fraternity, or it's a prank that they
Speaker 2: are pressured to do.
Speaker 1: This last go around though somebody returned it. It just
Speaker 1: showed up in a box with no return of dress.
Speaker 1: They felt bad. Are they sobered up? What do I
Speaker 1: need this thing for?
Speaker 3: It's like, you know when a people that we know
Speaker 3: stole a painting off the wall at the hotel.
Speaker 1: What are some of your relatives still hanging in that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: One of my relatives home. Kind of like, why would
Speaker 1: you do it? Oh?
Speaker 3: Just because it's cool? One word alcohol exactly. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: why they returned it. I told you sobered up throwing
Speaker 3: the box return.
Speaker 1: It Tokyo, Japan.
Speaker 3: That lady hold On rewind She said, it's kind of
Speaker 3: a pain, because then I understand customers. You don't want
Speaker 3: them slip and going into place because you got a
Speaker 3: custom order or something and whatever did You can go
Speaker 3: to Costco and get one of those bro you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm not to throw rope, but the one that goes
Speaker 3: in front of your sink or your front door for like.
Speaker 1: I think twelve dollars for the non slip match. But Bob,
Speaker 1: this is Embroider custom monogrammed in front of the gold
Speaker 1: Rush steakhouse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but put the twelve dollars one down in between
Speaker 3: the stealings the thievery. Always have one on backup.
Speaker 1: You gotta run a hotel. You got to run it right.
Speaker 3: I'm ten percent hotel used to you know, sling some
Speaker 3: vacation club stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, it's another ten percent to put on
Speaker 1: the stack.
Speaker 3: That's where I learned the whole put your bag up
Speaker 3: on the counter of your dresser.
Speaker 1: Tokyo, Japan has adopted a four day workweek, effective next year,
Speaker 1: and what was their reasoning. They are hoping that the
Speaker 1: extra day off will encourage female employees to get pregnant.
Speaker 1: Japan's has a record low for fertility rate and it's
Speaker 1: even lower in Tokyo to the point where the population
Speaker 1: is shrinking.
Speaker 3: Sent some Americans over there, I mean some horny over here.
Speaker 3: I know they're you know, over in Japan, very regimented
Speaker 3: and work work, work, but over here it's more of
Speaker 3: a jerk jerk up.
Speaker 1: Please take an extra day off, ladies.
Speaker 3: And that is so HR. If you tried that here
Speaker 3: in America, well it's an HR nightmare.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's nice, I suppose, but as
Speaker 1: you point out, yeah, to actually come out and say
Speaker 1: this is why we're doing it. It's not out of
Speaker 1: the kindness of our hearts or out of workers demanding this. No,
Speaker 1: it's because we need we need you all to start
Speaker 1: knocking boots. We're gonna slip with your paycheck. We're going
Speaker 1: back to paper paychecks, forget the electronic and with those
Speaker 1: paper paychecks, everybody gets a Spanish fly. Okay, get you
Speaker 1: ready to roll? 'tis the season. Canadian woman has been
Speaker 1: arrested for allegedly attempting to smuggle drugs into New Zealand
Speaker 1: by disguising them as Christmas presents. Ten kilos of meth
Speaker 1: wrapped up, disguised discrete. We got Christmas math here, so
Speaker 1: maybe it is a legitimate Christmas gift to her. These
Speaker 1: zealing friends, it's illegal. You know.
Speaker 3: I walked up this morning downstairs. They decorated our whole
Speaker 3: lobby area.
Speaker 1: And Christmas morning, Thank Santa.
Speaker 3: They decorated the whole lobby downstairs, and when you walk up,
Speaker 3: it's like the beautiful and it's cool. You know, it
Speaker 3: gives you that Christmas feeling. The beautiful tree, and then
Speaker 3: there's Reid saying, and there's presence under the tree. I'm
Speaker 3: wondering how long it's gonna be until an email goes
Speaker 3: out whoever took the presence from under You know, somebody
Speaker 3: is gonna come in this building and go let me
Speaker 3: roll the dice and see what's in. One of these
Speaker 3: boxes was probably just a wrap box, you know.
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