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Speaker 1: we have emails, we have voicemails, we have sound you're
Speaker 1: making fun of me for my hands. We're gonna talk about, well,
Speaker 1: what can we expect, what's realistic, what's not realistic for
Speaker 1: the next four years. We'll get to that pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: Do I regret losing my congressional races? Did we turn
Speaker 1: the tide with this election? We'll talk about that. Let's
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Speaker 1: up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But
Speaker 1: I'm going to begin here with the story I have
Speaker 1: told before. Longtime listeners will have heard me, will have
Speaker 1: heard me tell the story a couple times. But something
Speaker 1: happened today. In my email inbox is full of people
Speaker 1: raging about it, and so I thought I should go
Speaker 1: ahead and just lay out a little story. Let's go
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. Let's not do this surface level stupid
Speaker 1: stuff that everyone does, and let's dig in to the
Speaker 1: real game how power works. Let's talk about it. Today,
Speaker 1: Josh Holly came out. Senator Josh Holly of Missouri, who
Speaker 1: I like very much, came out and he angered apparently
Speaker 1: every single person who listens to my show. He came
Speaker 1: out and supported John Cornyan for the Leader of the Senate,
Speaker 1: John Cornyn, Texas Senator John Cornyn, gun control Cornyn, loser, Cornyn,
Speaker 1: continuation of Mitch McConnell, Cornan, if not worse. People hate
Speaker 1: Cornn understandably so and justifiably so. People like Holly for
Speaker 1: the most part. People like Holly. Holly comes from blood
Speaker 1: red Missouri. Now, Holly's usually pretty good about blasting away
Speaker 1: at the left. Not perfect, course, none of them are.
Speaker 1: But people woke up today saw this news and never stunned.
Speaker 1: My email in box is full of people raging at
Speaker 1: Josh Holly because people now, especially you who listens to
Speaker 1: this show, people understand that our next big fight that
Speaker 1: is hugely important is the race to who is going
Speaker 1: to lead the GOP in the Senate. That's the race
Speaker 1: they're in right now. That's the next fight, before Trump
Speaker 1: gets sworn in, before any of that, that's the next fight,
Speaker 1: and it's coming very soon. And we know that. Frankly,
Speaker 1: the good guys, we're in a desperate situation. There are
Speaker 1: three people running, Corn Thoon and Rick Scott, those are
Speaker 1: the only three running. The people who listen to this show,
Speaker 1: you understand that Rick Scott, far from perfect, is really
Speaker 1: the only pick that is not a disaster. If it
Speaker 1: is John Couon, John Kuhn, John Cornyn or John Thune,
Speaker 1: I mixed them, Chris and John Kuhn, is it? If
Speaker 1: it's John Cornyn or John Thune, it's horrible? Why is
Speaker 1: it horrible? Again, let's weak, got this. It's horrible because
Speaker 1: they will be quote bipartisan, they'll do Democrat things, they'll
Speaker 1: water down good bills because they're the ultimate swamp rats.
Speaker 1: They will make life very, very difficult for anybody we're
Speaker 1: trying to get confirmed. If it's Cornyn or it's Thune,
Speaker 1: it's a disaster, a total disaster. And right now that's
Speaker 1: how it looks. It looks like it will be Cornn
Speaker 1: or Thune, which John Thune. This, John Thune, Trump.
Speaker 2: Is the Republican nominee.
Speaker 1: Would you support him? Well, I'm I'm hoping weand to
Speaker 1: have other options. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Iverted that Trump trial could come next week.
Speaker 1: If he's convicted, Could you support him?
Speaker 3: Still, I'm not We'll see how the trial.
Speaker 1: I'm not waiting on that. Senator John Thune, the number
Speaker 1: two Senate Republican, warned on Monday that efforts to challenge
Speaker 1: the electoral college vote in Congress. Now, yeah, that John Thune.
Speaker 1: And so today everyone's angry at Josh Holly, and we're
Speaker 1: going to do a little story. I'm going to make
Speaker 1: it very brief because I've told it before, but it's
Speaker 1: true story, and it shows you how politics goes. Okay,
Speaker 1: why would Josh Holly do this? A long time ago,
Speaker 1: eight nine, I was fresher out of the Marine Corps.
Speaker 1: I was working construction, going to community college, fully accredited,
Speaker 1: I should note. And I got very, very angry about
Speaker 1: the election of Barack Obama. I knew what it was
Speaker 1: going to mean for my country. I loved my country.
Speaker 1: I'd never been hugely political, I'd never run for office,
Speaker 1: I'd never done any of these things. I was just
Speaker 1: a construction guy in the marine, and that's how my
Speaker 1: life had been decided to run for US Congress. I
Speaker 1: throw myself in the race in a Republican primary. I
Speaker 1: was in very early. I was running hard, and I
Speaker 1: know you're gonna find this surprising, but I was as
Speaker 1: bout as far to the right as you could possibly go.
Speaker 1: I was the same way back then as I am now.
Speaker 1: There's no difference. I'm just balding gray er now, the
Speaker 1: same way. Complete lunatic. That's how I was back then too.
Speaker 1: I believe what I believe. I believe it strongly, and
Speaker 1: I shouted loudly, and my race was going very well.
Speaker 1: And then eventually the establishment throws in a GOP. The
Speaker 1: race starts to look more winnable because it was going
Speaker 1: to be a tea party year. So the GOP establishment
Speaker 1: they throw in some popular guy from the state legislature
Speaker 1: to run against me in the prime. Good dude, he's
Speaker 1: really good dude. I should note good dude. I was
Speaker 1: just texting with him the other day, so we're friends,
Speaker 1: so don't go look him up and blast him. I
Speaker 1: like him a lot, but he was much more He
Speaker 1: was more middle of the road than I was. And
Speaker 1: they threw all the money behind him, and I crushed him,
Speaker 1: blew him out in the primary. I won the primary
Speaker 1: by like seven points, just murdered him. It was gonna
Speaker 1: be a year for someone like me anyway, a far
Speaker 1: right guy. What the establishment was so angry that I
Speaker 1: had crushed their guy. They denied me any kind of
Speaker 1: GOP funding for the general election for weeks three weeks
Speaker 1: after I won the primary. Well, without that kind of
Speaker 1: a money, especially as a newbie, you're not gonna have
Speaker 1: enough money to compete with Democrat money. Gabrielle Gifford, she
Speaker 1: was my opponent, she was on TV just crucifying me.
Speaker 1: Was that three weeks was the reason I lost the election?
Speaker 1: I lost by four thousand votes. I wasn't even on television.
Speaker 1: She just killed me in that three weeks. So we're desperate.
Speaker 1: We're desperate, and I mean desperate. We need to raise money.
Speaker 1: No one's helping. Where is every And incomes a man
Speaker 1: who hated me and I hated him, John McCain. I
Speaker 1: had endorsed his primary opponent against him. I know I
Speaker 1: was insane. I was saying, like I said the same
Speaker 1: way back then as now, just don't care but he
Speaker 1: hated me. He knew about that. He hated me, and
Speaker 1: I hated him. We ended up having a meeting in
Speaker 1: his office in DC. I'd heard he wanted to see me.
Speaker 1: I just figured we were gonna yell at each other,
Speaker 1: but he asked me some questions. He got to know
Speaker 1: the marine side of me, and he was in there
Speaker 1: cussing like the old sailor he was. And personally, he
Speaker 1: decided during that meeting, I like this freaking guy. He's low, insane,
Speaker 1: and he's far to the right, but I like this guy.
Speaker 1: And he puts out the bat signal, Hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: help him, and he John McCain turned on the light
Speaker 1: switch of money, and money flooded into my campaign flooded,
Speaker 1: and we would go to the post office every day.
Speaker 1: There'd just be huge checks from people I'd never talked
Speaker 1: to before. I didn't even know this world existed. And
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, we have money for TV commercials,
Speaker 1: and we're on TV, and we come all the way
Speaker 1: back and we almost win. Like I said, they had
Speaker 1: to recount the vote. It took them a week to
Speaker 1: recount it because the vote was so close, almost won.
Speaker 1: I was almost in Congress. Could you imagine, right, I
Speaker 1: was almost in Congress. Now, let me ask you, what
Speaker 1: if what if I'd won, And what if instead of
Speaker 1: being in the Senate, let's say John McCain was a
Speaker 1: very powerful person in the House of Representatives. What if
Speaker 1: I had won that race. And I come back to Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. And one of the first things that happens
Speaker 1: to me, I'm moving my boxes and my fresh ice
Speaker 1: maker into my congressional office. And one of the first
Speaker 1: things that happened is knock on my congressional door and
Speaker 1: Sean McCain and he says, Hey, Jesse, congratulations on the win.
Speaker 1: That's huge. Hey, I'm not going to ask you to
Speaker 1: vote for things that you don't want to vote for.
Speaker 1: But I have this leadership fight coming up. I would
Speaker 1: like to be the Speaker of the House, and I
Speaker 1: want to know if I can count on your vote
Speaker 1: to make me Speaker of the House. I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. The little thing inside of you is saying
Speaker 1: the same thing. The little thing inside of me is saying, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. You have to do the right thing. I agree,
Speaker 1: that's what we want to happen. But here in the
Speaker 1: real world, how do you say no to that if
Speaker 1: you're sitting there and he's not asking you to screw
Speaker 1: the people over on a vote or something, because the
Speaker 1: answer would always be not of that. No matter what.
Speaker 1: He's not asking you to raise taxes or open the
Speaker 1: border or do anything like that. He's asking for your
Speaker 1: support for a leadership position. And you know, as you
Speaker 1: sit there, beyond a shadow of a doubt, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be sitting there without his help. You don't have to
Speaker 1: email me, you don't have to. You can just ask yourself,
Speaker 1: how could you say no? Could you say no? Why?
Speaker 1: How could Josh Holly support John Cornyn? You're gonna ask
Speaker 1: that question of a lot of people in the coming days,
Speaker 1: and when we come back, I'll show you how. Hang
Speaker 1: on it is the Jesse Kelly Show on Day Friday,
Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday and I will get to
Speaker 1: those asked Doctor Jesse questions in a minute. We'll make
Speaker 1: fun of the Democrats as they are scrambling in the
Speaker 1: wake of this disastrous election for them. In fact, they're
Speaker 1: even being asked about their rhetoric versus reality. Oh it
Speaker 1: is so good. There's so much to get to, but
Speaker 1: just to finish up my point. Josh Holly made it
Speaker 1: apparently every single person who listens to my show angry
Speaker 1: today by endorsing for Senate leader, the worthless, worthless piece
Speaker 1: use of human trash, John Cornyn, And people are asking
Speaker 1: why why why Josh? I like Holly? What happened? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why why? I just told you my story about donations
Speaker 1: made to me back in the day. Josh Holly just
Speaker 1: won reelection on Tuesday Night handily. Missouri is I love Missouri.
Speaker 1: Missouri is so freaking red now, it's like the red
Speaker 1: estate in the Union. I don't know how that happened,
Speaker 1: but it's amazing. So he won. He won handily. But
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris did a little bit of digging for
Speaker 1: me on my request. Would you look at that? I
Speaker 1: found the largest contributor the Josh Holly's campaign. Wow, six
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty three thousand dollars. Dang, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me see who oh, John Cornyn. That
Speaker 1: is how it works. And that's exactly why I should
Speaker 1: note because I've had people email in since I've been
Speaker 1: ranting about this, because it does matter. I've had people
Speaker 1: email in Jesse. I don't understand why Rick Scott is
Speaker 1: so behind. Because he is behind, he's not expected to win.
Speaker 1: In fact, he's probably gonna come in third. Jesse. Why
Speaker 1: is Rick Scott not in first? He's the better one.
Speaker 1: He's the better one, Jesse. Why is Rick Scott Because
Speaker 1: John Cornyn and John Thune. This is the problem with
Speaker 1: GOP leadership in the House and Senate, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: this is a problem. It's gonna take a long time
Speaker 1: to tackle. The swampier you are. And what do I
Speaker 1: mean by swampy? Okay, let's stop using terms like that.
Speaker 1: Let's break this down in ways we can all understand.
Speaker 1: If I walk into Washington, DC and I'm Congressman Jesse Kelly,
Speaker 1: Let's say I had won the race, and I have
Speaker 1: dreams of being in GOP leadership. Maybe I want to
Speaker 1: have a Head of the Judiciary or Ways and Means,
Speaker 1: or maybe even Speaker of the House. We'll make it
Speaker 1: Speaker of the House. The big boy, I want to
Speaker 1: be Speaker of the House. One day I'm new congressman, Kelly.
Speaker 1: How do I get from A to B? How do
Speaker 1: I get from freshman congressman to one day being Speaker
Speaker 1: of the House. Well, to be Speaker of the House,
Speaker 1: I need the votes of the other people in my conference.
Speaker 1: I realized the whole Congress votes on it. But really,
Speaker 1: what do I need? I need Republican votes? Well, I
Speaker 1: have Republicans of every stripe all around me, far far
Speaker 1: righty's like me, squishy losers like Don Bacon. I have
Speaker 1: people all around me. How do I gather up all
Speaker 1: these votes? Do I bring them extra cheese balls, maybe
Speaker 1: a cup of fresh ice. That's not how you gather votes.
Speaker 1: You gather these votes by helping your fellow Republicans keep power,
Speaker 1: because once you get into power, you want to stay
Speaker 1: in power. That is human nature. Well, how do they
Speaker 1: keep power? They keep power by winning re election. How
Speaker 1: do you win reelection? You raise money? I give them money.
Speaker 1: I raise them money. Okay, Well, how does that explain
Speaker 1: becoming swampy? Well, go look at the large contributors to
Speaker 1: political campaigns. If I'm new Congressman Jesse Kelly wanting to
Speaker 1: be Speaker of the House one day, and let's say
Speaker 1: a huge defense contractor who walks in the defense contractor,
Speaker 1: by the way, I should note, who wants the continuation
Speaker 1: of this disastrous war in Ukraine to go on forever.
Speaker 1: If he walks into my office and says, hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I really really really need you to send another one
Speaker 1: hundred billion dollars to Ukraine. I have a lot of missiles.
Speaker 1: The government's buying them from me. It's hugely lucrative to me.
Speaker 1: I need you to agree. I need you to sign
Speaker 1: on as a yes on this new bill one hundred
Speaker 1: billion dollars to Ukraine. And I say back to him,
Speaker 1: why would I do that? I don't like this whole thing.
Speaker 1: And he says, well, there is the map of the
Speaker 1: million dollars we can put in your congressional pack. A
Speaker 1: million dollars you can spread around to other people who
Speaker 1: need those favors, who will remember those favors. That's how
Speaker 1: it works. Let's see. Look, why are Republicans, some of
Speaker 1: them so squishy on the border. Exact same thing. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: we we want you to vote on some amnesty. I
Speaker 1: don't want to vote on any amnesty. I don't believe
Speaker 1: in amnesty for anybody. Really. Yeah, I know, but you see,
Speaker 1: we have a bunch of guys who own hotels in
Speaker 1: various retail places, and they bank on this illegal labor,
Speaker 1: keeping the costs down and they've contributed a bunch of
Speaker 1: money to us, and we want to pass that along.
Speaker 1: How about another ten million dollars for your congressional campaign
Speaker 1: if you sign on for amnesty. How's that sound, Jesse?
Speaker 1: You see what I mean. The swampier you get, the
Speaker 1: more money you take in. Right, It's not always the case,
Speaker 1: but it's mostly the case. The swampier you get, the
Speaker 1: easier it is to bring in money. In general, there
Speaker 1: are two ways. As a senator or a house member,
Speaker 1: there are two ways to become somebody who raises a
Speaker 1: bunch of money. You either a become a complete swamp
Speaker 1: rat like I just described, or b you have to
Speaker 1: become some sort of a media star in the conservative sphere.
Speaker 1: Think about like Michelle Bachman. Remember Michelle Bachman back in
Speaker 1: the day. She was this cute congresswoman from Minnesota, always
Speaker 1: throwing bombs out there, got super popular, and you can
Speaker 1: raise a lot of money online like that. That's the
Speaker 1: only other way. If you don't do one of those
Speaker 1: two things, you never raise money. You don't get to
Speaker 1: spread money, you don't gain power, you don't get into leadership.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. I know. That's not how you
Speaker 1: want it to work. It's not how I want it
Speaker 1: to work, but that's how it works, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show playing all of Chris's
Speaker 1: favorite songs here on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: and reminding you you can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm in such a freaking good mood.
Speaker 1: Nothing can bring me down right now. I'm in just
Speaker 1: a great mood. In fact, you want to feel better
Speaker 1: before we get to the ask doctor Jesse questions, I swia.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to him in a minute. Watching Democrats
Speaker 1: try to put things together here, it's hilarious to me
Speaker 1: because there is a war right now going on within
Speaker 1: the Democrat party, and I think I know who's gonna win,
Speaker 1: but I don't know for sure. The war is between
Speaker 1: those and there are some believe it or not, Pelosi's
Speaker 1: actually one of these ones, the wars between those who
Speaker 1: know they've gotten way too looney, way too ridiculous. It's
Speaker 1: turned so many people off. You can't win as a
Speaker 1: Democrat nationally if you're losing half the union workers. That
Speaker 1: doesn't It doesn't work. It does not work at all,
Speaker 1: the Pelosi types know that. That's a good point. Chris
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi was the one trying to stop Trump's impeachment
Speaker 1: because she knew how it would make them look. So
Speaker 1: those types, they're trying to slow down the communist menace.
Speaker 1: The problem is sometimes it just comes down to age.
Speaker 1: And we don't like discussing this, but age matters, meaning
Speaker 1: the older Democrats like Pelosi understand what it takes to
Speaker 1: keep the coalition together. But the younger ones, the ones
Speaker 1: who will still be alive in twenty years, they are
Speaker 1: rapidly communists and they don't have any intention at moderating
Speaker 1: at all. And to watch them twist themselves into knots
Speaker 1: about what to do, what shouldn't they do? Listen, listen
Speaker 1: to this cruent diversity. Hire I got asked us.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump is no greater friend than the far left,
Speaker 2: which has managed to alienate historic numbers of Latina's Blacks,
Speaker 2: Asians and Jews from the Democratic Party with absurdities like
Speaker 2: deefund the police or from the Evagency or Latin.
Speaker 1: X is the.
Speaker 2: Is the administration, the campaign, the Democratic Party looking at
Speaker 2: the pandemic as the cause rather than is that easier
Speaker 2: to live?
Speaker 1: Listening in the mirror. So let's step back here. I
Speaker 1: think I've been in the president and the vice president.
Speaker 1: You've heard the question. These even the reporters are asking, Hey,
Speaker 1: your defund the police. That sounds great. On Berkeley's campus.
Speaker 1: You're going to get a lot of cheers for that
Speaker 1: at some cocktail party in Napa Valley with all your
Speaker 1: rich communist friends. Can We're never going to encounter that crime.
Speaker 1: That sounds great. But when you go into poor neighborhoods,
Speaker 1: blue collar neighborhoods, you know what, defund the police sounds
Speaker 1: like you sound like a nutball. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: do about it? Okay, So there's that end of it.
Speaker 1: Some of them know, how are you gonna stop? And
Speaker 1: then there's the other side of it that is just
Speaker 1: amazing to me. This is Van Jones on CNN. These people,
Speaker 1: they can't here how much they sound like every communist
Speaker 1: who has ever lived, Every single communist in power who
Speaker 1: has ever been in power, has answered his unpopularity with
Speaker 1: controlling the media, controlling the narrative, control it, more, control,
Speaker 1: more censorship. I'm unpopular because they're allowed to say this,
Speaker 1: and they're allowed to say that this was Van Jones on.
Speaker 3: There are legal protections that allow these companies to do
Speaker 3: what they want you and do what they will. I
Speaker 3: think in a normal country we would say, hold on
Speaker 3: a second, maybe we need to have a different set
Speaker 3: of regulations for social media platforms down there this thing,
Speaker 3: Maybe we need to have less money in the system.
Speaker 3: But that conversation is not happening yet.
Speaker 1: Why social media? Why are they so upset with that? Well?
Speaker 1: Why do you know the truth about so many different things?
Speaker 1: How many stories can I go through right now? The
Speaker 1: Russian collusion, to George Floyd, to the COVID stuff, let's
Speaker 1: modernize it to the election we just had. Did Donald
Speaker 1: Trump threaten Liz Cheney or any of those things? How
Speaker 1: many stories do you know the truth of solely because
Speaker 1: you have the freedom to seek out alternate sources of information? Well,
Speaker 1: it's every story, every single story. The only reason you
Speaker 1: know the truth is you go look, you go find it.
Speaker 1: You're you're on different media sites, you listen to the show,
Speaker 1: you're on social media. There's a bunch of different ways
Speaker 1: now for you to access information. They can't stand that
Speaker 1: if the only way for you to access information was
Speaker 1: the traditional media sources, you would believe Donald Trump threatened
Speaker 1: to shoot Liz Cheney. Think about that, how crazy it is,
Speaker 1: and they can't stand it. They can't stand it. And
Speaker 1: then there's this these people. They can't see how rabid
Speaker 1: they've become and how they are the ones so responsible
Speaker 1: for the crushing of their base.
Speaker 4: Particularly the media ecosystem they've It's not a good one,
Speaker 4: it's a negative one.
Speaker 1: It's a radicalization funnel.
Speaker 4: But what they have done in their online media ecosystem
Speaker 4: is build a radicalization engine, literally the way militant groups
Speaker 4: do around the world, that literally takes people from relatively
Speaker 4: low level annoyances with the world wire eggs so expensive,
Speaker 4: Why is my kid learning this new thing in American
Speaker 4: history in school that I didn't learn, and then moves
Speaker 4: them through YouTube videos, through podcasts, moves them from that
Speaker 4: annoyance all the way slowly, slowly, slowly to a full
Speaker 4: blown fascist politics. It's an elaborate, multi billion dollar infrastructure,
Speaker 4: and there is nothing like it on the pro democracy side.
Speaker 4: We don't have anen when a man is just lost
Speaker 4: and lonely and not yet radicalized. We don't have the
Speaker 4: equivalent of Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson to move that
Speaker 4: man in a feminist direction.
Speaker 1: We don't have the freedom to move the man in
Speaker 1: a feminist direction. Let's dwell on that for one again.
Speaker 1: I want to explain this to all them everyone, every
Speaker 1: normal person listening will know this. But to you communists
Speaker 1: who hate listen. Everyone hates feminists and they always will.
Speaker 1: If you are a feminist, everyone hates you, and they
Speaker 1: always will until you stop being a feminist. This is
Speaker 1: not me being mean. I'm delivering you the truth that
Speaker 1: you are a bitter, divisive person and it comes out
Speaker 1: of you, and therefore you're very unpleasant to be around,
Speaker 1: and so nobody wants to be around you. Even other
Speaker 1: feminists hate hanging out with feminists, So you're not going
Speaker 1: to move people towards feminism. That's one two to my
Speaker 1: larger point, we don't have a Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: has been a Democrat for as long as I've been alive.
Speaker 1: He supported Bernie Sanders, he was vocally anti Trump for
Speaker 1: the longest time. The reason you quote don't have Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan anymore is you rabbit animals, couldn't stop yourself from
Speaker 1: your demonic impulse, and you pushed him over into Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's camp. You're the reason you don't have Joe Rogan,
Speaker 1: but they can't see it. It is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and yes,
Speaker 1: the questions are about to begin. I just have to
Speaker 1: tell you this story about me. I believe I inadvertently
Speaker 1: sexually harassed somebody today and it wasn't what I wanted.
Speaker 1: So I'm just going to lay out exactly exactly what happened. First,
Speaker 1: a little background. Longtime listeners of the show will know
Speaker 1: this to be true. I have what my wife calls
Speaker 1: an unhealthy obsession with food. I do. It's not healthy.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be like me. Food affects my
Speaker 1: mood a great deal. If I have a great meal,
Speaker 1: I will be in a good mood for hours, and
Speaker 1: if I have a bad one, it will drag me
Speaker 1: down for hours. It's ridiculous, ridiculous and child wyldish. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: I know I am obsessed with food. My father rest
Speaker 1: in peace. I got it from him. He could tell
Speaker 1: you when he was alive, every time he's ever been
Speaker 1: in he could tell you the restaurant he went to
Speaker 1: and what he ate. If it was good. He could
Speaker 1: if you could ask my dad, Hey, Dad, when's the
Speaker 1: last time you went to Boise. Oh? I went to
Speaker 1: Boise and I went down to Tina's diner shop and
Speaker 1: you got to get the chicken fried's sake. That's how
Speaker 1: he was and so that's how I got it, and
Speaker 1: I inherited it. Honestly, it was just was it. Last week?
Speaker 1: My wife and I decided to get out of the
Speaker 1: house have a little date night. The World Series was on,
Speaker 1: and we went to a place where we could sit
Speaker 1: at the bar. And we sat at the bar like
Speaker 1: a couple of teenagers. We were watching the game, just
Speaker 1: eating and you're having a good time. And dude beside
Speaker 1: me gets this pepperoni jalapeno flatbread that looked dynamite, and
Speaker 1: aure looks over at me because she was in between
Speaker 1: me and him, and she said, please tell me you're
Speaker 1: not eyeballing his food. And I got So that's how
Speaker 1: it is. She's stop eyeballing everyone's food. I'll talk to
Speaker 1: people about their food. So that's how I get about food.
Speaker 1: Now today, Carol Roth, you know Carol Roth, she's coming on.
Speaker 1: I was recording a segment with her for my TV show.
Speaker 1: I have a TV show every night on the first TV.
Speaker 1: And how it works is I'm sitting there in the chair,
Speaker 1: I'm doing my monologue, and then when it's time to
Speaker 1: interview them, the producers and all these people dial them up.
Speaker 1: And there's a little monitor in front of me, so
Speaker 1: I can see when she's been hooked in, but oftentimes
Speaker 1: I'm not looking at it. In fact, while they were
Speaker 1: dialing up Carol Roth, I was getting hungry. We were
Speaker 1: about done recording. I was going to order some food
Speaker 1: for me and Chris and Corey, and so I pull
Speaker 1: up my phone. I'm looking down right, if you're looking
Speaker 1: on discimulcast, I'm looking down just like I am now.
Speaker 1: I'm looking down at my phone, so I'm not looking
Speaker 1: at the monitor. Well, the producers are dialing up Carol Roth,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking and I see this taco place and
Speaker 1: I click on it. It's a new taco place, so
Speaker 1: I'm ooh boo, and I click on it. And the
Speaker 1: first thing I see is this big, meaty, cheesy looking
Speaker 1: burrito thing of some kind, and it had some kind
Speaker 1: of sauce slash salsa pourn out of the top of it.
Speaker 1: I'm staring down at my phone. And remember, everyone can
Speaker 1: hear me. The producers can hear me if the guest
Speaker 1: is wired, and they can hear me. By now, I'm
Speaker 1: staring at him down at my phone, and I said, oh, hello,
Speaker 1: beautiful Carol Roth had been on the line for like
Speaker 1: twenty seconds by now, just waiting for me to say
Speaker 1: something to do with calms check. Now, by the grace
Speaker 1: of God, Carol one knows me, she's a personal friend.
Speaker 1: And two she can see me on the monitor. She
Speaker 1: knew I was looking down out at my phone talking
Speaker 1: to something whatsoever. And that's when the producer was Matt,
Speaker 1: my TV producer. Matt said, Hey, Jesse, Carrol's on the line.
Speaker 1: I hope she doesn't think you were talking to her.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, hi, Carol, Sorry, it was the tacos.
Speaker 1: I swear it was the tacos. So yeah, absolutely sexually
Speaker 1: harassed Carrol Roth today by accident, and that that might
Speaker 1: be a lawsuit. Chris, What what Chris? If you could
Speaker 1: have seen this, Oh my gosh, this food looked really
Speaker 1: really good. Really, what I mean, why didn't we get that? Well,
Speaker 1: here's why. I was in a little bit of a hurry,
Speaker 1: and I knew you were going to be high maintenance
Speaker 1: about it in some way, and I knew we'd have
Speaker 1: Corey chiming in. I can't have any onions in mine.
Speaker 1: And it was just gonna think it was YouTube. We're
Speaker 1: gonna ruin it. You two were the reason we didn't
Speaker 1: get that. You two are the reason we didn't get
Speaker 1: nice things. I was getting ready to dive in, but
Speaker 1: because of both of you, that's the reason we didn't
Speaker 1: so own it. If you're looking for to I've got
Speaker 1: a mirror right over there in my office. That's where
Speaker 1: you need to go find it. Now, before we get
Speaker 1: back into the ask Doctor Jesse questions, I should say
Speaker 1: into the ask Doctor Jesse questions, because we actually haven't
Speaker 1: answered any of those yet. That's going to be my fault.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about your dog really quickly. Your dog dies
Speaker 1: too early. Our dogs here in America die before they should.
Speaker 1: They die because they never get nutrition. We give them
Speaker 1: dog food their whole lives, and then they die at
Speaker 1: ten years old, and we look around wondering why there's
Speaker 1: no nutrition in dog food. It's dead. They kill everything
Speaker 1: in it at the factory. They have to spray it
Speaker 1: down with lard. To even get your dog to eat it.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's so dead even dogs won't eat it. Start
Speaker 1: sprinkling rough Greens on it, and your dog will live
Speaker 1: healthier and longer. Rough Greens is an all natural and
Speaker 1: nutritional supplement that as everything your dog needs. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter how big your dog is. Oh and it's for cats, well,
Speaker 1: I should say they have a cat version of it.
Speaker 1: They have a cat blend, they have a dog blend.
Speaker 1: They have dog chews, very healthy chews. A lot of
Speaker 1: those chewy things you buy your dog. They're full of
Speaker 1: a bunch of garbage. You don't want your dog to have.
Speaker 1: Rough Greens free jumpstart trial bags are available at eight
Speaker 1: three three three three My Dog, or you can go
Speaker 1: to Roughgreens dot com slash Jessey. All right, let's do
Speaker 1: some questions, shall we? Jesse the little hands Kelly not
Speaker 1: nice as an oracle. Have you ever laid awake at
Speaker 1: night and wondered what your life would have been like
Speaker 1: today if you had won a race and became a politician?
Speaker 1: Would you be the same dude you are today? Well?
Speaker 1: I have wondered, you know, you wonder which way it
Speaker 1: would go, But I will tell you I'll tell you this,
Speaker 1: My faith leaves me without regrets when it comes to
Speaker 1: that stuff. The things I regret in life are the
Speaker 1: things that I have done wrong. And I've done many, many,
Speaker 1: many things wrong that I wish I could take back things.
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for things that I did wrong. But I
Speaker 1: don't have regrets about horrible, horrible things I've gone through,
Speaker 1: or even bad things that have happened, or or losing
Speaker 1: congressional races. I'm losing my father, right, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have this feeling of regret about it. I'm
Speaker 1: sad and I miss him a lot, but I trust
Speaker 1: that that's what God wanted. I lost a congressional race,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't supposed to win a congressional race, and
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I was maybe protected from.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would have gotten corrupted. I don't know, how
Speaker 1: do I know. I'm a flawed man. Maybe I would
Speaker 1: have gotten bribed. Maybe some little dime intern would have
Speaker 1: started batting her eyes at me, and I've blown up
Speaker 1: my personal life. Maybe forget about me. Maybe I would
Speaker 1: have done something wrong to someone else. Maybe i'd been
Speaker 1: Maybe if I'd been elected, it would have denied someone
Speaker 1: else of something they needed for me. At another time,
Speaker 1: maybe it was about my sons. You know, it was
Speaker 1: tough being in Congress with young kids, and I love
Speaker 1: being there for my boys and everything they do. I
Speaker 1: would no, I really don't. Obviously I had wished I
Speaker 1: had won at the time bad I was running for
Speaker 1: the right reasons, and it hurt, but I don't question it.
Speaker 1: That's the way life goes. That's the way life goes,
Speaker 1: and that's the way it was supposed to go. All right,
Speaker 1: what can we actually expect over the next four years?
Speaker 1: What should we expect? What's not reasonable? What is? Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that next