WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:04.919 Callaroga Shark Media. 2 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:12.320 Hey busy one again. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily 3 00:00:12.359 --> 00:00:16.079 comedy news. Bill Burr on his podcast addressed his appearance 4 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:19.120 at the Riod Comedy Festival. He did this about seventeen 5 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:22.480 minutes into his podcast after talking about football. I have 6 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:25.519 made many many edits here, mainly to get rid of 7 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:28.440 F bombs. Bill's one of those guys that can't get 8 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:30.760 through an fing sentence without you know, F and cursing 9 00:00:30.800 --> 00:00:32.600 and F and F and I just don't want to 10 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:34.479 play all the F bombs. I know I've been letting 11 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:37.359 the swear words go this week because I'm trying to 12 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:40.479 capture the emotions of the comedians involved in all this. 13 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:42.280 But I don't want to play just a million F 14 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:44.479 bombs when he's just using them as adjectives. I did 15 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:45.520 leave in an S word. 16 00:00:46.119 --> 00:00:49.600 Here's Bill Burr, And like my whole idea of Saudi Arabias, 17 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:51.840 what I've seen like on the New I literally think 18 00:00:51.880 --> 00:00:55.159 I'm going to land, you know, and everybody's gonna be 19 00:00:55.159 --> 00:00:57.159 screaming deaf to a matica and they gonna have like 20 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:59.119 machetes and want to like chop my head off, right, 21 00:00:59.119 --> 00:01:02.119 because this is what I've been and fed about that 22 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:07.879 part of the world, right, and we're flying over it. 23 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:11.439 It's nothing but like these long roads and sand, it's 24 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:14.280 like nothing, and everybody's just regular. 25 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:16.719 They're dressed different, but they're regular. 26 00:01:17.879 --> 00:01:20.200 I go down to do the show, right, and they say, 27 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:22.040 all right, the front two roads is going to be 28 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:27.519 all diplomats in these padded seats, and then up top 29 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:29.000 the royals are going to be there. 30 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:33.560 And it was like in the round and everything, and. 31 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:38.200 Everyone was like ridiculously excited that there was going to 32 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:39.480 be stand up comedy there. 33 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:43.560 And this is what's amazing about. 34 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:50.079 The arts and stand up comedy is comedians have always 35 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.920 pushed like the boundaries and this was like a classic case, 36 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:55.840 like I guess this is tipping the cap to the 37 00:01:55.879 --> 00:01:58.799 people that set up the festival over there. When they 38 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:01.359 first went to set it up over there, the rules 39 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:02.439 on what they had. 40 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:04.359 About what you could say and what you couldn't say. 41 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:07.879 In Saudi Arabia, the people running the festivals will be like, 42 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:09.639 all right, well man, that's game, set match. 43 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:11.000 If this is like all you. 44 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:14.199 Can talk about and you want some good comedians, like 45 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:15.439 this isn't going to work. 46 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:18.719 And then to their credit. They said, all right, what 47 00:02:18.759 --> 00:02:19.400 do we gotta do? 48 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:23.159 And they just negotiated it all the way down, so 49 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:25.840 like you can talk about anything, you know, other than 50 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:29.879 a couple things, which was basically you know, you know, religion, 51 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:31.560 don't make fun of the royals, and other than that, 52 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:32.919 it was all everything. 53 00:02:34.639 --> 00:02:36.680 Was like open. 54 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:39.439 In this next clip, Bill discusses what it was like 55 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.759 to actually be on the stage again. I've made many 56 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:45.719 edits for f words in some for basing the people. 57 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:48.719 Okay, they want to show. You could feel it. I 58 00:02:48.759 --> 00:02:50.280 was talking to other comics. You could feel it. They 59 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:52.680 wanted you to push right. It was really exciting. So 60 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:56.840 I go up on stage and I start doing my 61 00:02:56.879 --> 00:03:00.199 shit and they're into it. Everything's going good. I'm not 62 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:01.960 going to lie to you. I'm checking out the diplomats is. 63 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.719 I'm doing this stuff and they're all laughing. All right, 64 00:03:03.719 --> 00:03:05.000 So I'm gonna push you a little farther. And all 65 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.800 of a sudden, I start getting in the zone. Well 66 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:12.599 Billy's feeling loose up there, and my brain just goes 67 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:16.319 gay Jim, and then the other part of my brain goes, 68 00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:16.919 don't do that. 69 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:18.479 And then I said, I'm going to do it. So 70 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:23.240 I started doing the joke and it murdered. It murdered. 71 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.800 They all loved it, and at that point I was 72 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:27.560 just like, oh, I'm just doing my act. So I 73 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:34.520 did my act, did the whole thing, and I had 74 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:36.360 to stop a couple times during the show. It's like 75 00:03:36.439 --> 00:03:38.120 going like, I'm be honest with you guys, I cannot 76 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.159 believe any of you have any idea who I am. 77 00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:42.800 This is really amazing and it was just this great 78 00:03:42.840 --> 00:03:44.919 exchange of energy. 79 00:03:45.039 --> 00:03:48.159 Right, And one more clip from Bill Here is his 80 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:50.360 final takeaway of the entire experience. 81 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:55.240 Thank you to everyone in Rehod that came out. I couldn't, honestly, 82 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:56.479 from the bottom of my heart, I could not have 83 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:57.680 a better time doing. 84 00:03:57.479 --> 00:03:58.479 Shows for you guys. 85 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:01.080 And it was great to experienced that part of the 86 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:04.000 world and to be a part of the first comedy 87 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:06.439 festival over there in Saudi Arabia. I think it's going 88 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:08.599 to lead to a lot of positive things. 89 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:13.000 So there you go. That's that's that. 90 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:16.439 Oh wait, I do have one more clip from Bill. Now. 91 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:19.480 This one is edited because I took the timestamp and 92 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:21.720 attached it to the rest of the comments, but I 93 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:24.519 thought you might find this clip from Bill Burr kind 94 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:25.120 of interesting. 95 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:27.439 Hey, what's going on? Is Bill Burr and it's time 96 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:29.319 for the Monday Morning podcast. 97 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:34.279 For Monday, June thirteenth, two thy and sixteen. All right, 98 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.839 just a question, when will you come to Saudi Arabia 99 00:04:36.959 --> 00:04:44.720 or Dubai or Kuwait. I don't know when they like us. 100 00:04:44.959 --> 00:04:47.439 I'm not going over there and getting kidnapped and getting 101 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:49.079 my head sowd off on YouTube. 102 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:53.199 Hey's Bill Burr, just checking in on you. And then 103 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:55.480 you know you'd have to say something. 104 00:04:56.600 --> 00:04:58.279 Nah, you couldn't because they need to worry that they 105 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:01.160 do something even worse to you. I wait till write 106 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:04.759 as they got through the jugular. Oh man, I would 107 00:05:04.759 --> 00:05:07.480 find you do a quick little Philly set on. Uh, 108 00:05:07.759 --> 00:05:09.360 just say everything that would piss him off, which I 109 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:10.199 would say. 110 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:13.000 Would I know you know what I would be. 111 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:15.240 I'd be rocking and crying like I know that doesn't 112 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.120 happen in Saudi Arabia. But you know if you steal 113 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.639 something in Saudi Arabia, they chop your arm off. 114 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:21.600 You know, I don't need that pressure. 115 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:25.560 Tonight, at the re Odd Comedy Festival, comedy legend Chris 116 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:28.439 Tucker takes the stage with his trademark energy and razor 117 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:32.639 sharp humor. Also Jeff Ross that's right. The Roastmaster General 118 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:35.600 brings his razor sharp wood to the Redd Comedy Festival. 119 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:42.000 He turns quick observations into precision burns. Expect playful audience interaction, 120 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:46.279 brilliant riffs on culture, Be careful, Jeff, and spontaneous moments 121 00:05:46.399 --> 00:05:48.920 Be careful, Jeff, that make each show feel one of 122 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:51.519 a kind. Russell Peter is in town at the re 123 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:54.920 Odd Comedy Festival for three shows, not one, not two. 124 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:59.040 Russell Peters doing three shows. Known for his lightning fast, 125 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:04.639 sharp timing, hilarious audience interactions, Russell Show promises an unfiltered evening. 126 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:10.600 It does an unfiltered evening of observational comedy, sharp improvisation 127 00:06:10.879 --> 00:06:14.600 and riotous audience interaction. It's a big night at the 128 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.519 Riodd Comedy Festival. Zarna Garg is there now. If you're 129 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:21.319 not familiar with Zarna Garg, she fled India at age 130 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:24.720 fourteen to avoid an arranged marriage. She came here to 131 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:26.680 the United States, where of course, women have rights, and 132 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:30.879 tonight she's at the ri Odd Comedy Festival. Her material 133 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:34.600 draws from her Indian heritage, immigrant experience, and motherhood The 134 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:38.319 Guardian has reported that Nimesh Pezil remember that Instagram story 135 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:41.160 that I played yesterday, he's pulled it down. Well, you 136 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:43.720 know what, Nimesh, I still have it. Let's listen to 137 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:44.279 a clip of it. 138 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:47.079 No, I'm not attending. I just figured, you know what, 139 00:06:48.519 --> 00:06:51.199 I'll just do forty shows that had not planned on 140 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:55.040 doing here in the perfectly clean moral above everyone else, 141 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:59.040 United States of America. I'm tired just thinking about it 142 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:01.839 to make a for the lost bag. So that's what 143 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:05.000 I'll do. I'm going to do forty shows that had 144 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:07.879 not planned on doing that haven't even been launched yet, 145 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:10.600 that we're now trying to figure out between now and 146 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:13.480 the end of the year to make up for the 147 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:16.560 lost bag before my theater tour kicks off. 148 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:21.720 The Guardian did not pull any punches writing about this thing. 149 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:24.759 They called out everybody. It's glorious. I shared it in 150 00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:27.600 the Facebook group which is Daily Comedy News podcast group, 151 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:29.839 which has been very active this week. I love you 152 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:32.680 all participating in that. Feel encouraged to join us. You 153 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:36.360 will be asked a couple trick questions to make sure 154 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:38.519 that you're not a porn bot. We don't want any 155 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:41.399 porn bots any Facebook group, Daily Comedy News podcast group. 156 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:43.600 But if you're an active member, come on buy and 157 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:45.959 start some conversations. I've got some pretty good ones this 158 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:49.040 week about this topic, anyway, The Guardian wrote, over the years, 159 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:52.319 Andrew Schultz has joked about the Koshoge murder and Saudi 160 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:55.240 connections to nine to eleven. He's tweeted that Saudi people 161 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:58.120 are begging for help from a tyrannical regime of sexism, 162 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:01.639 racism and homophobia, and argue that the country exists because 163 00:08:01.639 --> 00:08:03.560 we allow them to exist in order to give us 164 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:08.639 bleeping gas. Andrew will be performing at the Riod Comedy Festival. 165 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:12.279 The Guardian also called out Jessica Curson, one of two 166 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:17.680 women on the festival's lineup. Jessica wasn't speaking specifically about 167 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:20.959 this situation, but they quoted her speaking about the plight 168 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:23.079 of female comedians in the Middle East in the past. 169 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:26.360 Jessica Kerson said, they're not allowed to talk about the 170 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:28.680 government or the royal family, or they're not allowed to 171 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:31.839 curse or talk about sex. We are so privileged here here, 172 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.519 presumably the United States, The Guardian continues. Even if the 173 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:38.559 bigger names on the bill were offered huge sums. None 174 00:08:38.600 --> 00:08:41.679 of them are hard up for cash. Chappelle, Hart Burr, 175 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:45.200 Koi and Gabriel Iglesias. Not sure why Gabe got both 176 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:48.639 names and Koi got one, but whatever are multi millionaires 177 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:51.279 who sell hundreds of thousands of tickets playing big venues 178 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:54.279 across the globe. Louis c K's income may have taken 179 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.440 a dent in recent years, but an invoice sent to 180 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:00.000 his promoter, obtained via public records request, appears to show 181 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:02.720 that he grossed more than three hundred thousand dollars over 182 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:06.159 a weekend in Seattle this past July. Similar records appear 183 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:08.879 to show that in twenty nineteen, Pete Davidson, who's at 184 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:12.600 the Reod Comedy Festival tomorrow, earned one hundred thousand dollars 185 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:15.720 for a gig at Florida State University. In twenty twenty three, 186 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.320 Pete Davidson grossed more than one hundred and thirty thousand 187 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:21.440 dollars over a weekend in Buffalo. Again. Pete will be 188 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:25.399 at the Riodd Comedy Festival tomorrow. Oh, The Guardian wasn't done, 189 00:09:25.519 --> 00:09:27.960 they point out. In an August episode of the podcast 190 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:31.240 We Might Be Drunk, Jessica Curson chatted with hosts Mark 191 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:34.919 Norman and Sam Morrell about the Reodd Comedy Festival. At 192 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:37.919 that point, The Guardian believes Jessica hadn't yet been booked, 193 00:09:38.559 --> 00:09:40.840 but she indicated she'd be into performing in the region. 194 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:44.919 Sam Morrell points out she's a gay Jewish woman. Jessica 195 00:09:44.960 --> 00:09:46.960 said I wouldn't do any game material there at all, 196 00:09:47.159 --> 00:09:50.159 and ad she would steer clear of Jewish material too. However, 197 00:09:50.279 --> 00:09:52.440 she was into how well the Kingdom treats its guests, 198 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:56.399 saying you get treated like gold. It's five star, crazy treatment, 199 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:59.200 hotels and car service and food and they really take 200 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:02.440 care of you. John Marco Saraisi was on CNN with 201 00:10:02.600 --> 00:10:06.759 Jake Tamper. John Marco addressed the Riod Comedy Festival, which 202 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:08.159 he is not part of. 203 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:11.919 I think those comedians that performed, next time they get 204 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:16.759 asked who their favorite comedian is, they should stop saying 205 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:22.240 George Carlin, because I think comedy has written off the 206 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:27.679 name of speaking truth to power, and these comedians are 207 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:32.600 allowing their images and their reputation and frankly the brand 208 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:36.360 of American stand up comedy to be exploited for propaganda. 209 00:10:36.919 --> 00:10:41.759 It's embarrassing how many of these comedians that many of 210 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:46.559 which are incredible joke riders, are willing to agree to 211 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:51.039 the requirements for this festival, who are willing to slap 212 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:55.879 their face onto the flyer, and it's embarrassing for the 213 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:56.360 art form. 214 00:10:57.159 --> 00:11:00.919 CNN s Jake Tamper wasn't familiar with some of the contracts. Here, 215 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:05.000 John Marco explains what Otsco at Kotska had shared with everyone. 216 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:08.360 Yeah, I think it's I think it's worse because, you know, 217 00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:10.799 I think there's lines. Listen, if if you have, if 218 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:12.600 you have some kids who're trying to put through school, 219 00:11:12.720 --> 00:11:15.240 maybe a little bit less. But some of these comics 220 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:19.120 they got nothing to support at home, They got brand deals, 221 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:21.879 they're making millions. They don't need to do this. Maybe 222 00:11:21.879 --> 00:11:23.960 they're in it for the adventure. And I say, if 223 00:11:23.960 --> 00:11:25.679 you're in it for the adventure, why don't you produce 224 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:28.799 a local show there without the requirements. I think it's 225 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:32.320 embarrassing to go on stage and tell jokes that if 226 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:35.519 some of the audience members tweeted from their own personal 227 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:39.120 accounts could lead to them being executed. I think that's 228 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:41.799 embarrassing one of them. I think we need to bring 229 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.200 back some shame. 230 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:45.879 What are the requirements you're talking about, because I haven't 231 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:47.679 seen any of the contracts or anything. 232 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:54.639 Sure, Otkokotsika, a phenomenal comedian who turned down the festival 233 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:57.000 post to them. I can read them for you. There. 234 00:11:57.120 --> 00:11:59.200 They're quite long, so feel free to cut me off. 235 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:00.200 Well, just give me the eye. 236 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:03.919 You'll not prepare or perform any short you shall not 237 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:09.039 bring into disrepute, contempt, scandal, embarrassment, or ridicule. A the 238 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:12.320 Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, including its leadership, public figures, culture 239 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:15.960 of people, be the Saudi royal family, legal system, or government. 240 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:19.960 And see any religion, religious tradition, figure, or religious practice. Wow. 241 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:21.320 I mean that's a long list. 242 00:12:21.440 --> 00:12:24.960 That's a pretty big list for a regime that kills 243 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:29.240 gay people and kills journalists. And I mean, we all 244 00:12:29.240 --> 00:12:32.159 know what they did with Jamal hal Shogi, who was 245 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:35.519 an American resident and Washington Post columnist. 246 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:38.000 And John Marcos Arasi discussed him. It kind of matters 247 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:39.279 who's paying for the show. 248 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:42.399 Now, the United States, we have our own fair share 249 00:12:42.440 --> 00:12:46.679 of moral atrocities, But I don't know that you really 250 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:48.799 can compare us to the Saudist What do you think? 251 00:12:49.399 --> 00:12:51.919 Well, well, however, you want to compare it. It depends 252 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:55.440 on who's paying you. I would be critical if the 253 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:58.720 Trump inauguration featured mister Bean. I would say, well, why 254 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.840 are you taking money directly from a government figure? I 255 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:05.639 think that changes it. Of course, no country has zero 256 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:09.120 blood on their hands, but taking money from a politician 257 00:13:09.759 --> 00:13:12.600 enters you into the realm of propaganda, and I think 258 00:13:12.639 --> 00:13:15.000 to be used in the way that all these comedians 259 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:18.240 are is a different moral thing. I was in Buffalo 260 00:13:18.360 --> 00:13:21.600 this past weekend. The taxpayers in America did not pay 261 00:13:21.639 --> 00:13:24.240 for me to go to Buffalo. Now if they did, 262 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:28.000 if Trump had sent me to Buffalo, I do think 263 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:30.480 if I were to participate and take that money, I 264 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:35.159 would at least have responsibility towards the comedy to criticize 265 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:39.039 the Trump administration or Israel, or really speak my mind 266 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:43.039 on things that I think deserve criticism. 267 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:46.720 To Marcos Rasi's debut special Fief of Joy, is out 268 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:48.279 now on YouTube. 269 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:51.759 In other news, Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert went on 270 00:13:51.840 --> 00:13:56.320 each other show. During that appearance, Colbert revealed how he 271 00:13:56.360 --> 00:13:59.080 found out about Jimmy's suspension. There's a clip from the 272 00:13:59.159 --> 00:14:01.480 night this all happened. Colbert's handed a phone while sitting 273 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:04.840 at his own desk. He stares at the message for 274 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:06.399 a long moment. He puts his feet up on the 275 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:09.559 desk and continues to read, Okay, Jimmy Kimmel show has 276 00:14:09.559 --> 00:14:13.360 been pulled indefinitely by ABC. Colbert tells his studio audience, Wow, 277 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:15.600 hold on one second. I'm gonna go find out what 278 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:19.200 this is about, and walks off stage. Colbert explained to 279 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:21.919 kim Ol the text didn't tell me why you'd been suspended. 280 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:24.320 There was no rationale given, just that you'd been yanked. 281 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.559 He then jokingly added, I generally assumed it was your fault. 282 00:14:27.559 --> 00:14:30.039 I know you well enough to know that. Colbert explained 283 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:32.559 how he found out about his own show ending. He 284 00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:35.240 got a call from his manager, James baby dollal Dixon. 285 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:37.480 Dixon said, Hey, I need to talk to you for 286 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:40.399 fifteen minutes after the show. Colbert's like, wow, five minutes 287 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:41.960 on the phone with Baby Dolls. It's like an hour, 288 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:44.639 So fifteen minutes in person, what the hell's this about? 289 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:46.639 So I said to my wife, Hey, i'll be home 290 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:48.240 a bit later. I got to talk to Baby for 291 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.360 fifteen minutes. I come home two and a half hours 292 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:52.200 later and I walk in and she goes, what happened? 293 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:54.480 Did you get canceled? And I said, yes, I did. 294 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:57.320 Kim Ole said that Dixon knew the show's ending for 295 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.559 a week but didn't want to upset Colbert while he 296 00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:03.039 was on Vicier. Colbert said he originally didn't want to 297 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:05.840 tell the staff until after summer break, but his wife 298 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:07.799 came with him to work the next day. She knew 299 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:10.080 he wouldn't be able to hold back the news. Colbert explained, 300 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:11.559 by the time I got some of my offices, I've 301 00:15:11.559 --> 00:15:13.080 swept through my shirt because I didn't want to know 302 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:14.879 anything my staff didn't know. I said, I'm going to 303 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:16.440 tell my staff today. But then we couldn't do a 304 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.240 show if I told them, because then everybody'd be bummed 305 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:20.399 out and I'd be bummed out. So Colbert did the 306 00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:23.360 show and then tell the audience to stay put. Then 307 00:15:23.360 --> 00:15:27.159 they recorded that new top. Colbert explains, my stage manager goes, oh, no, 308 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:29.559 we're done, Steve, and I said, nope, there's one more 309 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:31.279 act of the show. Please don't let the audience leave, 310 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:32.679 and he goes, no, boss, I got to run the 311 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:34.440 show here and we're done everything. And I said, I'm 312 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:35.799 aware of that, and I'm here to tell you there's 313 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:38.039 one more act of the show. So I went backstage 314 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:39.840 and I said to the crew, everyone get on zoom. 315 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:42.440 I told everybody as briefly as I could so they 316 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:45.159 wouldn't find out about it on air. Boy, that's tough. 317 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:47.759 That is tough, Steven. And then I went back out 318 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:49.559 on stage to tell the audience on camera. I was 319 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:51.519 so nervous about doing it right because there was nothing 320 00:15:51.519 --> 00:15:53.440 in the prompter. I was just speaking off the cuff. 321 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:55.200 I had to restart twice, and the audience thought it 322 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:57.639 was a bit and started channing, you can do it, 323 00:15:57.679 --> 00:15:59.399 because I always messed up on the sentence where I 324 00:15:59.399 --> 00:16:02.000 told him it was happening. Kim All described how he 325 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:04.000 found out about his own suspension. He said, it was 326 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:05.840 about three We tap our show at four thirty m. 327 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:07.480 In my office type being ways the usually do I 328 00:16:07.480 --> 00:16:09.240 get a phone call. It's ABC. They say they want 329 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:11.919 to talk to me. This is unusual. He went to 330 00:16:11.919 --> 00:16:14.720 the bathroom to find a private space. I'm on the 331 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:16.799 phone with ABC executives and they say, listen, we want 332 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:18.519 to take the temperature down. We're concerned about where you're 333 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:19.960 going to say to night. We decided the best route 334 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:21.759 is to take the show off the air. Tonight, kim 335 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:24.480 Well went back to his office and told his producers 336 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.519 I thought it was over. I'm never coming back on 337 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:30.759 the air. Kimmell shared how he found out about Colbert's story. 338 00:16:31.039 --> 00:16:33.399 Kimmell was at the No King's protest march with his 339 00:16:33.399 --> 00:16:35.639 family and said, I was absolutely shocked. It's not right. 340 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:37.759 Colbert said, it's nice to me to say it's their ball. 341 00:16:37.799 --> 00:16:40.080 They could take it home if they want. Kimmell said, 342 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:43.279 they don't have any balls. Steven, let's be honest. A 343 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:48.000 nice set up and punched there seth Myers, also stopped 344 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:50.960 by the taping late Nighter, explained they did adjust the 345 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:54.639 taping of the various shows. Colbert had the option to 346 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:57.480 slide his start time back if kim got delayed. They 347 00:16:57.480 --> 00:17:01.120 did run into an ambient electronic tone interrupted the Colbert 348 00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:04.079 interview enough to stop the taping. In the end, everything 349 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:07.039 was okay, okay, I've got more news for you, Mark Marin. 350 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:11.720 I mentioned yesterday about the Judd Appatel clip show episode. 351 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.319 I actually was in the car and had some free time. 352 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:15.799 Well wasn't free time. I had a drive to a 353 00:17:15.799 --> 00:17:19.039 doctor's appointment. But that's what passes for free time lately. Anyway, 354 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:22.119 I got to listen to the Maron episode It's really good. 355 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:25.119 Jud brought a bunch of clips that he was into 356 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:27.480 and played them from Mark Maron who reacted to them. 357 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:29.960 And I really enjoyed that episode. So check that out. 358 00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:34.559 And John mulaney in the news he has partnered with Years, 359 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:38.440 a non alcoholic beer brewed in the Midwest. Together, they 360 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:42.200 kicked off Sober October by announcing that John mullaney has 361 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:45.079 officially partnered with the brand. That's right, you know, added 362 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:47.960 to the legion of cool comedians that were celebrating this week. 363 00:17:48.279 --> 00:17:50.680 Inspired by his own journey and his love for the 364 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:54.319 non alcoholic beer, John mulaney brings his signature humor and 365 00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:58.279 authenticity to Years at a pivotal moment of growth and expansion. 366 00:17:58.480 --> 00:18:01.079 We're told via press release, Mallennie's connection to the brand 367 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:03.480 started simply he got a sample from friends, tried it 368 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:06.319 and loved it, and began drinking it regularly, even sharing 369 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.920 it on the set. That genuine enthusiasm made him a 370 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:12.200 true partner, not just a spokesperson. We even get a 371 00:18:12.240 --> 00:18:15.519 quote from John Mulaney. Years actually taste like beer, which 372 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:17.720 is a relief because that's kind of the point. Years 373 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:19.480 feels like a beer you reach for in a cooler 374 00:18:19.519 --> 00:18:21.960 in a driveway, watching someone who won't get a gas 375 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:24.920 grill try to like the Coohles like me. It's completely 376 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:27.960 and totally Midwestern, but might appeal to a fancy city crowd. 377 00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:30.799 Simply put, Years feels like the first beer you've ever had. 378 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:36.599 It's authentic, and authenticity takes years. No song today, but 379 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:40.680 on gossip Corner, Rob Schneider was spotted at two restaurants 380 00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:43.759 in Sue Falls. One of these places is called Chef 381 00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:47.680 Lances on Phillips and on Facebook, Chef Lances on Phillips 382 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.160 posted last Friday night, Rob Schneider and six of his 383 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:52.920 friends try to walk in, and he did. Chef Lances 384 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:55.119 on Phillips. He didn't make a reservation and we were 385 00:18:55.160 --> 00:18:57.640 completely full. Sadly, we had to send him over to 386 00:18:57.640 --> 00:19:01.160 see our good friends at Ironwood Steakhouse. Luckily they were 387 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:03.759 able to accommodate his group. The moral of this story is, 388 00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:06.079 even if you're Rob Schneider, if you don't have a 389 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:08.799 reservation on a Friday or Saturday night, you're likely not 390 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:12.039 getting a table boy that's some flex. They're making a 391 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:15.480 Simpsons movie, Johnny Mack. Why, I don't know, dear listener. 392 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:18.279 I can't explain this either. People aren't going to the theater. 393 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:19.960 You want me to go to the theaters to see The 394 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:22.400 Simpsons two when I can sit home. 395 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:22.799 I have. 396 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:25.480 First of all, I've got like the first seven seasons 397 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:27.880 on DVD up and the DVD closet from that was 398 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:30.160 the thing. Now I can't strain them because we all 399 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:32.480 cancel Disney Plus. Right, you don't have Disney Plus, do 400 00:19:32.559 --> 00:19:34.519 you listen? You better not have Disney Plus. If I 401 00:19:34.519 --> 00:19:36.279