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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots all right, That's how I brought

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<v Speaker 3>you by our Rock the Bank cash giveaways. Remember those

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<v Speaker 3>return on Monday morning with us starting just after nine.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be the first of thirteen different chances you'll have

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<v Speaker 3>each weekday to win yourself one thousand dollars while you

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<v Speaker 3>rock on the job with WJRR.

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<v Speaker 1>You just get those keywords enter at our website. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>remind you on Monday. But man, a lot of chances

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<v Speaker 1>to win some cash here on JR.

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<v Speaker 3>Rock the Bank Culture. We were going to expand upon

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<v Speaker 3>the definition of a nut allergy, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>do just that. We do what we say here.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I kind of predict it right when I said,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me it's not women allergic to those.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty year old woman in the UK had unprotected vaginal

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<v Speaker 3>sex with her male partner, okay, and shortly afterwards her

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<v Speaker 3>vulva and jaijai began itching and swelling.

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<v Speaker 2>First.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's pretty risky nowadays, whether you're in the UK,

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<v Speaker 1>the USA or the ussr.

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<v Speaker 2>Uss are that just was sick going into the song.

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<v Speaker 3>She developed angiodema, swelling of the tissues below the surface

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<v Speaker 3>of the skin, and then hives appeared across her body.

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<v Speaker 3>She also felt faint and short of breath.

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<v Speaker 2>All from unprotected sex. Huh the old nut rub.

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<v Speaker 3>She turns out. After she visited the hospital and was

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<v Speaker 3>given treatment to treat the hives and allergies, she made

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<v Speaker 3>the doctors aware that she had a severe nut allergy

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<v Speaker 3>and was especially allergic to brazil nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he Brazilian?

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<v Speaker 3>The boyfriend had eaten brazil nuts several hours beforehand. He

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<v Speaker 3>took a shower, he washed his hands, everything yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably in his clothes, and then and then goes back

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<v Speaker 1>to the hands.

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<v Speaker 3>It was in his Oh, in the gun. Let's go

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<v Speaker 3>back to the unprotected sex portion. Yeah, yeah, that's where

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<v Speaker 3>the wow the brazil nuts were. Actually it was the

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<v Speaker 3>it was in the chamber of wow. Yes, of the gun,

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<v Speaker 3>as I said, spanding literally on the definition of nut allergy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the Brazilian nine milimeter had a couple deadly

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<v Speaker 1>bullets in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Said she.

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<v Speaker 1>At least she survived, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even think an epipenal so helped that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking rubbers are probably at the very least going

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<v Speaker 3>to be uh introduced for the next session.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the in the near future. Yes, I think

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<v Speaker 1>she may have stained for a while. She may do

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<v Speaker 1>a dry january.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I.

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<v Speaker 1>Would because well, I don't think i'd get near her myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, in case there's so.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to notice a bit of a theme in

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<v Speaker 3>this first idiotology and thank god for something called the

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<v Speaker 3>safe harbor.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it all nut all the time?

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to talk about fifty nine year old Brooks

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<v Speaker 3>Shields Brooke has is releasing a new memoir actually came

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<v Speaker 3>out Tuesday, where it's coming out on Tuesday. It's called

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<v Speaker 3>brook Shields is Not Allowed to Get Old thoughts on

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<v Speaker 3>aging as a woman, And of course she's doing the

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<v Speaker 3>mandatory promotional tour where she'll talk about some of the

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<v Speaker 3>juicier parts of the book to hopefully entice people to

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<v Speaker 3>want to go out and buy it. She reveals that

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<v Speaker 3>when she was in her forties, she had a labe

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<v Speaker 3>a reduction surgery due to discomfort, bleeding, and chafing, and

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<v Speaker 3>she she had been dealing with it since high school.

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<v Speaker 2>Could we not talk about stuff like that. She says.

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<v Speaker 3>At a post op checkup, the surgeon informed her that

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<v Speaker 3>he quote.

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<v Speaker 2>Threw in a little twofer.

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<v Speaker 3>He gave her he performed a rejuvenation on her, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a vaginal tightening procedure, without her consent. He's like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm down here under the hood.

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<v Speaker 2>Might as well, you know, I mean, you are Brookshields

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<v Speaker 2>after all, She says.

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<v Speaker 3>I it felt like such an invasion, such a bizarre thing.

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<v Speaker 2>How old was she even her forties? Is that okay?

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<v Speaker 3>In her forties, she says, I'd be lying if I

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<v Speaker 3>said I'm not embarrassed to share this very intimate information.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you're putting in a book. Well, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you're not too embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>You look for a paycheck, Brooke, Well, this is where

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta be real careful, Taco, where you try to

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<v Speaker 3>separate the careful what you say, with the entrepreneurial slash

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<v Speaker 3>capitalism portion of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you have to be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds to me like Brookie needs to put out a

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<v Speaker 1>bookie because she's short.

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<v Speaker 2>On the cookies, you know. Sounds like like the cookies

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<v Speaker 2>are running out of money, Baby Blue Lagoon. Checks aren't

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<v Speaker 2>coming in anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, huh, we get any pictures pictures on that piece

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<v Speaker 1>of literature over there on Brook.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't on this particular piece of paper, but there

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<v Speaker 3>were some of her present day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh no, she looks good for sixties. She still

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<v Speaker 2>have it? Was it Jorda ash jeans that she I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember Cindy Crawford was in the soda commercial PEPSI. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>remember leaning against the machine.

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<v Speaker 3>Coke is still cleaning their clocks though they've tried everything

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<v Speaker 3>over the years. Yeah, it's that time of year where

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<v Speaker 3>well every January we get this story pops up. The

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<v Speaker 3>average penis size rankings globally have been released for this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember what it was last year?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's pretty much the same kind of deal here. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>we did we did want to designate that the sizes

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<v Speaker 3>here are based on standing at attention. Yeah, at resting.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember that from last year. Just especially this time

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<v Speaker 3>of the year. If you're at resting and you live

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<v Speaker 3>in a cold area, you know it's going to throw

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<v Speaker 3>the stats all off.

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<v Speaker 1>You guy. It's the any No, so was it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>it like average five point something last year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it still is.

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<v Speaker 3>Average penis link here in the US while standing at

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<v Speaker 3>attention five and a half inches, slightly higher than the

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<v Speaker 3>global average. According to this data that's released, the Sudan

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<v Speaker 3>and Republic of Congo have earned the top spots for

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<v Speaker 3>penile length, coming in at an average of seven point

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<v Speaker 3>seven and seven point five respectively.

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<v Speaker 2>Ecuador, that's the average in Congo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Ecuador a strong third at six point nine to

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<v Speaker 3>three while I was standing at attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now here's my question.

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<v Speaker 1>If you live in if you if you were to

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<v Speaker 1>have a seven point whatever, would you really want it

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<v Speaker 1>living in Congo where you're you know, you're having to

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<v Speaker 1>struggle for food probably and you got the the pot

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<v Speaker 1>on your head.

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<v Speaker 2>To go get water. That's the women.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but still, I mean that's who you're going after

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<v Speaker 1>with your seven seven inch gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Your average on average. Yeah, I'm saying, would you what.

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<v Speaker 3>You're saying, that's that's an impoverished area. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of extra baggage to be needlessly carrying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of what I'm saying. But what I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>saying is would you be willing to live in Congo?

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<v Speaker 1>If you if I gave you an eight answer, Hell no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the USSR.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said earlier, No, I'll take USA baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's on the short end of the stick. Oh, Chinese, Thailand,

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<v Speaker 3>North Korea and Cambodia. Here's their average measurements three point

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<v Speaker 3>seven two, three point seven eight and three point eight eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. How you stacking up? Guys? Or not? Are the

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<v Speaker 2>man to download the iHeartRadio app A new year.