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Speaker 3: the definition of a nut allergy, and we're going to
Speaker 3: do just that. We do what we say here.
Speaker 1: Did I kind of predict it right when I said,
Speaker 1: tell me it's not women allergic to those.
Speaker 3: Twenty year old woman in the UK had unprotected vaginal
Speaker 3: sex with her male partner, okay, and shortly afterwards her
Speaker 3: vulva and jaijai began itching and swelling.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's pretty risky nowadays, whether you're in the UK,
Speaker 1: the USA or the ussr.
Speaker 2: Uss are that just was sick going into the song.
Speaker 3: She developed angiodema, swelling of the tissues below the surface
Speaker 3: of the skin, and then hives appeared across her body.
Speaker 3: She also felt faint and short of breath.
Speaker 2: All from unprotected sex. Huh the old nut rub.
Speaker 3: She turns out. After she visited the hospital and was
Speaker 3: given treatment to treat the hives and allergies, she made
Speaker 3: the doctors aware that she had a severe nut allergy
Speaker 3: and was especially allergic to brazil nuts.
Speaker 2: Was he Brazilian?
Speaker 3: The boyfriend had eaten brazil nuts several hours beforehand. He
Speaker 3: took a shower, he washed his hands, everything yet.
Speaker 1: Probably in his clothes, and then and then goes back
Speaker 1: to the hands.
Speaker 3: It was in his Oh, in the gun. Let's go
Speaker 3: back to the unprotected sex portion. Yeah, yeah, that's where
Speaker 3: the wow the brazil nuts were. Actually it was the
Speaker 3: it was in the chamber of wow. Yes, of the gun,
Speaker 3: as I said, spanding literally on the definition of nut allergy.
Speaker 1: It was the Brazilian nine milimeter had a couple deadly
Speaker 1: bullets in it.
Speaker 2: Said she.
Speaker 1: At least she survived, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't even think an epipenal so helped that.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking rubbers are probably at the very least going
Speaker 3: to be uh introduced for the next session.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the in the near future. Yes, I think
Speaker 1: she may have stained for a while. She may do
Speaker 1: a dry january.
Speaker 2: You know I.
Speaker 1: Would because well, I don't think i'd get near her myself.
Speaker 1: I mean, in case there's so.
Speaker 3: You're going to notice a bit of a theme in
Speaker 3: this first idiotology and thank god for something called the
Speaker 3: safe harbor.
Speaker 2: Is it all nut all the time?
Speaker 3: We're going to talk about fifty nine year old Brooks
Speaker 3: Shields Brooke has is releasing a new memoir actually came
Speaker 3: out Tuesday, where it's coming out on Tuesday. It's called
Speaker 3: brook Shields is Not Allowed to Get Old thoughts on
Speaker 3: aging as a woman, And of course she's doing the
Speaker 3: mandatory promotional tour where she'll talk about some of the
Speaker 3: juicier parts of the book to hopefully entice people to
Speaker 3: want to go out and buy it. She reveals that
Speaker 3: when she was in her forties, she had a labe
Speaker 3: a reduction surgery due to discomfort, bleeding, and chafing, and
Speaker 3: she she had been dealing with it since high school.
Speaker 2: Could we not talk about stuff like that. She says.
Speaker 3: At a post op checkup, the surgeon informed her that
Speaker 3: he quote.
Speaker 2: Threw in a little twofer.
Speaker 3: He gave her he performed a rejuvenation on her, which
Speaker 3: is a vaginal tightening procedure, without her consent. He's like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm down here under the hood.
Speaker 2: Might as well, you know, I mean, you are Brookshields
Speaker 2: after all, She says.
Speaker 3: I it felt like such an invasion, such a bizarre thing.
Speaker 2: How old was she even her forties? Is that okay?
Speaker 3: In her forties, she says, I'd be lying if I
Speaker 3: said I'm not embarrassed to share this very intimate information.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're putting in a book. Well, I think
Speaker 2: you're not too embarrassed.
Speaker 3: You look for a paycheck, Brooke, Well, this is where
Speaker 3: you gotta be real careful, Taco, where you try to
Speaker 3: separate the careful what you say, with the entrepreneurial slash
Speaker 3: capitalism portion of this.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you have to be careful.
Speaker 1: Sounds to me like Brookie needs to put out a
Speaker 1: bookie because she's short.
Speaker 2: On the cookies, you know. Sounds like like the cookies
Speaker 2: are running out of money, Baby Blue Lagoon. Checks aren't
Speaker 2: coming in anymore.
Speaker 1: Uh, huh, we get any pictures pictures on that piece
Speaker 1: of literature over there on Brook.
Speaker 3: I don't on this particular piece of paper, but there
Speaker 3: were some of her present day.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh no, she looks good for sixties. She still
Speaker 2: have it? Was it Jorda ash jeans that she I
Speaker 2: don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember Cindy Crawford was in the soda commercial PEPSI. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember leaning against the machine.
Speaker 3: Coke is still cleaning their clocks though they've tried everything
Speaker 3: over the years. Yeah, it's that time of year where
Speaker 3: well every January we get this story pops up. The
Speaker 3: average penis size rankings globally have been released for this year.
Speaker 2: Do you remember what it was last year?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty much the same kind of deal here. Now,
Speaker 3: we did we did want to designate that the sizes
Speaker 3: here are based on standing at attention. Yeah, at resting.
Speaker 3: I remember that from last year. Just especially this time
Speaker 3: of the year. If you're at resting and you live
Speaker 3: in a cold area, you know it's going to throw
Speaker 3: the stats all off.
Speaker 1: You guy. It's the any No, so was it wasn't
Speaker 1: it like average five point something last year?
Speaker 2: Yes, and it still is.
Speaker 3: Average penis link here in the US while standing at
Speaker 3: attention five and a half inches, slightly higher than the
Speaker 3: global average. According to this data that's released, the Sudan
Speaker 3: and Republic of Congo have earned the top spots for
Speaker 3: penile length, coming in at an average of seven point
Speaker 3: seven and seven point five respectively.
Speaker 2: Ecuador, that's the average in Congo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ecuador a strong third at six point nine to
Speaker 3: three while I was standing at attention.
Speaker 2: Okay, now here's my question.
Speaker 1: If you live in if you if you were to
Speaker 1: have a seven point whatever, would you really want it
Speaker 1: living in Congo where you're you know, you're having to
Speaker 1: struggle for food probably and you got the the pot
Speaker 1: on your head.
Speaker 2: To go get water. That's the women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but still, I mean that's who you're going after
Speaker 1: with your seven seven inch gun.
Speaker 2: Your average on average. Yeah, I'm saying, would you what.
Speaker 3: You're saying, that's that's an impoverished area. That's a lot
Speaker 3: of extra baggage to be needlessly carrying.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I'm saying. But what I'm really
Speaker 1: saying is would you be willing to live in Congo?
Speaker 1: If you if I gave you an eight answer, Hell no,
Speaker 1: I'll take the USSR.
Speaker 2: Like I said earlier, No, I'll take USA baby.
Speaker 3: Who's on the short end of the stick. Oh, Chinese, Thailand,
Speaker 3: North Korea and Cambodia. Here's their average measurements three point
Speaker 3: seven two, three point seven eight and three point eight eight.
Speaker 2: Wow. How you stacking up? Guys? Or not? Are the
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