Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow afternoon. It's likely when it's going to start to
Speaker 2: the showers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going to go out and dance in
Speaker 1: your loincloth?
Speaker 2: I don't have a loin cloth.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 3: I will shun my loincloth for the purpose of the dances.
Speaker 1: You'll shun it.
Speaker 2: My friends and the cul de sac may not appreciate it,
Speaker 2: but the Lord will. You will go without I shall
Speaker 2: go without you.
Speaker 1: Shlt.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I what isn't shlt a word in the Bibles? You
Speaker 1: shalt not? Am I making it up.
Speaker 2: Shalt is not a word.
Speaker 1: Shaltz not a word.
Speaker 2: Huh oh, ma'am, No, ma'am.
Speaker 3: We are keeping an eye on A two three A
Speaker 3: the Megaburg, the world's largest iceberg that is lumbering toward
Speaker 3: a remote island off Antarctica that's home to millions of
Speaker 3: penguins and seals. This a two three a iceberg is
Speaker 3: about a trillion tons, they say, and could slam into
Speaker 3: South Georgia Island and neither get stuck.
Speaker 2: Might be guided around it.
Speaker 3: By currents if it gets stuck, they said, they could
Speaker 3: be hard for adult penguins to feed their baby penguins.
Speaker 1: Shalt is perfectly acceptable. In fact, turns up first in Genesis.
Speaker 3: By the way, Nis, thou shalt not right, shalt yeah,
Speaker 3: bring it back.
Speaker 2: That's what I say you should.
Speaker 1: That's what I was doing, and then you poop pooed it.
Speaker 1: I did poo pooed my shuts.
Speaker 2: Even right at the beginning of the Bible.
Speaker 3: Dare you reminder that we're doing what you learned this
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Speaker 3: what else is going on?
Speaker 2: Time time for what's happening?
Speaker 4: What's happening is water, water damage, fire damage, purplery called
Speaker 4: public adjuster air gap eight nine one seven, five two
Speaker 4: five seven.
Speaker 2: There are our trending stories today.
Speaker 1: Well, has Nathan Hakman, the new DA has he had
Speaker 1: a one day since he took office not being in
Speaker 1: the media like good for him. He is using that
Speaker 1: office very well. He announced today that his office will
Speaker 1: not be pursuing charges against Marilyn Manson. This was a
Speaker 1: four year investigation and these were accounts of alleged domestic
Speaker 1: violence that apparently fall outside the Statute of Limitations. His
Speaker 1: ex Evan Rachel Wood, and four other women accused him
Speaker 1: of abuse in twenty twenty one. They say the instances
Speaker 1: took place between twenty nine and twenty eleven. He sued
Speaker 1: her for defamation in twenty twenty two. That lawsuit was
Speaker 1: dropped last November. But Da Hawkman says there's no there there.
Speaker 3: He said, my heart in my life, this is Marilyn Brian, Brian.
Speaker 3: His names were Brian, Right, that sounds about right.
Speaker 2: He says.
Speaker 3: My art and my life have long been magnets for controversy,
Speaker 3: but these recent claims about me are horrible distortions of reality.
Speaker 3: President Trump and First Lady Milania will be in southern
Speaker 3: California in a couple of hours. They're going to view
Speaker 3: the recent wildfire devastation, talk about some relief efforts despite
Speaker 3: the rising continuing war of words between Trump and Governor
Speaker 3: Gavin Newsom. Presidents expected at Lax this afternoon headed out
Speaker 3: to the Palisades fire burn area to take an aerial
Speaker 3: tour and then a walking tour. Now we're not quite
Speaker 3: sure how that's Is he going to fly through the
Speaker 3: helicopter and then.
Speaker 2: Go back to Lax and get out there, or is.
Speaker 3: He going to go in the helicopter and the land
Speaker 3: somewhere around there and be toured in a walking tour.
Speaker 2: Not quite sure.
Speaker 3: About two hundred and fifty billion dollars in damages is
Speaker 3: kind of the number that everybody has been coming to
Speaker 3: in terms of the expected toll from these fires.
Speaker 1: The asap Rocky felony assault trial is underway, with a
Speaker 1: jury seated as of this morning. He has rejected a
Speaker 1: plea deal that would have been minimal. Instead, he's rolled
Speaker 1: in the dice with a potential twenty four year prison
Speaker 1: sentence if he is found guilty. Right now, it seems
Speaker 1: like his attorney and the prosecutor are kind of going
Speaker 1: through some of the weedy things. They're arguing over evidence
Speaker 1: related to casings. And this is a pre trial type
Speaker 1: of a thing where the defense is free to consult
Speaker 1: a firearms experts, the court will pay for it. Things
Speaker 1: like this hasn't really gotten cracking yet, gotten cracking yet,
Speaker 1: but they did argue over what they could mention in
Speaker 1: their opening statements, this is all usual things.
Speaker 2: Speaking of court cases.
Speaker 3: Brian Cooberger, the guy accused of killing four people in
Speaker 3: Idaho at the college, bless you. You've had four of
Speaker 3: them to this's back in oh So now we're catching up.
Speaker 3: Is back in court this week. He is trying to
Speaker 3: throw out DNA evidence in this case. Some interesting revelations
Speaker 3: in the courtroom. The defense team tried to paint the
Speaker 3: investigation as flawed and shrouded in secrecy. One of the
Speaker 3: lead attorneys said, this is a situation where this identification
Speaker 3: was done in complete secret, behind closed doors.
Speaker 2: You mean, like all investigations.
Speaker 3: The lawyer revealed details of a surviving roommate's interview with
Speaker 3: authorities in the aftermath and said there are two references
Speaker 3: to not remembering, and a couple of days later in
Speaker 3: the third interview, there are references to not remembering being drunk.
Speaker 3: She said a statement, I don't know any of it,
Speaker 3: Like half this stuff. I don't know if it was
Speaker 3: a dream or if it's real. And credibility, this is
Speaker 3: again the attorney. Credibility is important when this person was
Speaker 3: relied on in the investigation.
Speaker 1: This just goes to show what we kind of speculated
Speaker 1: at from go is It was all very vague in
Speaker 1: terms of the details coming out of that house because
Speaker 1: it was a party house. We're talking about college age kids,
Speaker 1: probably a lot of drinking going on, probably not a
Speaker 1: lot of remembering what had gone on the night before.
Speaker 3: And not to cast dispersions on this fine gentleman, but
Speaker 3: assuming he did it and the way he has presented himself,
Speaker 3: did he intentionally target that house because it was because
Speaker 3: of that house? Yeah, I mean because of its reputation
Speaker 3: as a party house. A duck farm in New York
Speaker 3: has been forced to kill all of its ducks because
Speaker 3: of the bird flu outbreak. I forgot how Michelle told
Speaker 3: me how to say this. Ackabog, a commercial poultry farm
Speaker 3: on Long Island, is being forced to kill thousands of
Speaker 3: their ducks. Health officials detected cases of bird flu in
Speaker 3: the flock. The owner of Crescent Duck Farm in Ackabog,
Speaker 3: about sixty six miles west of New York City, first
Speaker 3: saw signs that the flock was sick. Tests confirmed the
Speaker 3: detection of bird flu last week.
Speaker 1: I like how you say Long Island. That's how they
Speaker 1: say it, That's how we say it, I know, but
Speaker 1: it's money coming from someone. Actually, we say it.
Speaker 2: Long Island not there.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's a regionalism, right. I like that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when I go to a thousand oaks
Speaker 1: and I call it to like when I go to
Speaker 1: the first day You've ever done that? Right, But I'm
Speaker 1: taking to it like a duck to water A goa
Speaker 1: and you and I go, oh man, I had to
Speaker 1: go to Teo on my way here. It's a regionalism.
Speaker 1: I just learned about Teo. What else is there around
Speaker 1: here that I don't know about. I hate myself, No, easy,
Speaker 1: I don't. Just because you hate me doesn't mean you
Speaker 1: can project that onto me.
Speaker 3: Two big games this weekend. Thank you for everybody who
Speaker 3: played Gas Fantasy for play this year. Y'all did great.
Speaker 2: You did pretty amazing. You did not I never.
Speaker 1: Do, but you shine in other areas.
Speaker 2: I have all these little buttons. I gehit.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Hurt people? Hurt people? Is
Speaker 1: that what I'm here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Go go Google.
Speaker 1: I want me to start playing your Disney Princess songs.
Speaker 2: I don't have any I do.
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Speaker 7: You guys are like my kids, and I really hate
Speaker 7: to hear my kids bickering with each other.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's not about the super Bowl party.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: It is about the super Bowl party. For me, it
Speaker 3: is I just haven't. You're putting a lot of pressure on.
Speaker 1: Me, am I. Yeah, you have one every year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you show up every once in a while.
Speaker 3: That's not But then you want to drive the ship.
Speaker 3: I don't want to drive the ship.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you want to drive No, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: even in the vicinity of the ship. I'm on the
Speaker 1: other coast thinking about.
Speaker 3: My usually on the shep and been to Miami when
Speaker 3: I've held a new super Bowl.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Shannon Teo was also a regionalism regionalist which is where
Speaker 8: I'm from.
Speaker 3: Toronto Blue Jays, let's go and the Argonauts and the Raptors.
Speaker 1: Let's not forget them. Do not discount the Argonauts.
Speaker 2: Well, this is Championship Weekend.
Speaker 3: As great as the NFL playoffs are, I prefer I
Speaker 3: think Championship Weekend. You got two fantastic games, uh in
Speaker 3: the course of one day.
Speaker 2: The first game is going to be the NFC.
Speaker 3: You've got the Washington Commanders taken on the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 3: Jalen Sorry, Jalen Hurts is hurt, but he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 3: J Daniels for the Commanders, this rookie quarterback is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Here's how the narrative goes. Josh Allen finally it depending
Speaker 1: on who wins the Super Bowl. Josh Allen finally gets
Speaker 1: over the hump. Now now he's the greatest quarterback of
Speaker 1: the Ark.
Speaker 2: There's a st worry for every team.
Speaker 1: There's a story. The Chiefs dynasty three peat, first three
Speaker 1: peat ever, Patrick Mahomes, second coming of Christ, Commanders win.
Speaker 1: It's Jade and Daniel's best rookie season we've ever seen
Speaker 1: in the history of the NFL. The Eagles win the
Speaker 1: whole damn thing. Nobody cares. Oh, we have one person
Speaker 1: that we know who cares. He's going to care for everybody.
Speaker 1: He's gonna care enough for everybody. But that's about it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the Chiefs eaqual We all know that, right.
Speaker 3: My cousin of mine is a huge Eagles fan, and
Speaker 3: she would be very very happy if they want.
Speaker 2: Good for her.
Speaker 1: Is she from Philadelphia. No, No, then she doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want people to get their hopes up.
Speaker 1: This is how I went into Houston. You don't get
Speaker 1: your hopes up for anything. You know, we're going to
Speaker 1: end up with the Chiefs and the Eagles, and that's
Speaker 1: just the way it's going to be, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: hate watch the super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Listen, everybody did yes, but everybody discounted the commander's last
Speaker 3: weekend and they pulled their way through me.
Speaker 1: I'd kill for a Bill's Commander's That would be fun.
Speaker 1: Two teams that we're not bored of that haven't won
Speaker 1: it in a long time.
Speaker 2: And I'm not.
Speaker 3: One for commanders for participation trophies, but I agree that
Speaker 3: would be an entertaining game.
Speaker 1: What if it's the Commanders versus the Chiefs, the Native
Speaker 1: American team that changed their name versus the Native American
Speaker 1: team that did not Oh what happens when you got the.
Speaker 2: Can't do that?
Speaker 1: They still do it in era, but.
Speaker 2: You can't do that.
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't know if that you don't do that
Speaker 3: and they don't, they don't call it. It's not that
Speaker 3: was a Nazi salute GFHAC Stadium or something like that.
Speaker 1: Everyone calls it a g hack or no one calls
Speaker 1: it that.
Speaker 2: It's an insurance company, Am I right? Energy something something
Speaker 2: insurance energy.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Again, the Commanders at the Eagles will be the first game.
Speaker 3: Sunday noon is when it's going to be on, and
Speaker 3: it'll be on Fox, and then the Bills and Chiefs
Speaker 3: will start at about three thirty. Well, start three thirty
Speaker 3: and that'll be on CBS.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You gonna what to do that day?
Speaker 1: Sit on your ass.
Speaker 2: I know you're just gonna sit on my butt.
Speaker 1: You could stretch, can do some stretches, I could. You
Speaker 1: could bring in some free weights and hit those.
Speaker 3: Well, that sounds like fun. You want me to jazzer
Speaker 3: size in front of the TV.
Speaker 2: While I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: The process should be fun. You should learn to have
Speaker 1: fun in the process.
Speaker 2: What's the process again?
Speaker 1: Getting in good shape? Lifting weights? It should be fun
Speaker 1: for you? Well, how about ice cream.
Speaker 2: That I can have fun with?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: The other big news NFL wise is that the Raiders
Speaker 3: have hired Pete Carroll as their next head coach. He
Speaker 3: will be the oldest head coach in the history of
Speaker 3: the NFL at seventy four years old.
Speaker 1: If there's anyone who has the energy to do it
Speaker 1: at seventy four, it's Pete Carroll. I mean, that guy
Speaker 1: doesn't stop. He's the energizer bunny. He's got the resume,
Speaker 1: he's got the energy to swoop in harbought esk. In
Speaker 1: terms of providing an instant culture change there, it just
Speaker 1: seems like a desperate move right now from the Raiders.
Speaker 1: They're floundering. That's just what they're doing. If you're a
Speaker 1: fan of the Raiders, you know this more than anybody else,
Speaker 1: more than me. It just seems like a move out
Speaker 1: of desperation. But but, and again, Jerry Jones is the
Speaker 1: one that usually enlists people that were good ten years ago.
Speaker 3: Desperation would be somehow getting Bill Belichick out of his
Speaker 3: college and paying him one hundred million dollars, So that
Speaker 3: to me would be desperation.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: This is sort of a I think this is a
Speaker 3: safe bet because the guy has the career one hundred
Speaker 3: and seventy one hundred and twenty, one hundred and seventy wins,
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty losses.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's been a head coach for thirty years.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's a big things. He needed a splash, right,
Speaker 1: and it is desperation because you bring in a big
Speaker 1: name and suddenly you think that the program is going
Speaker 1: to be overhauled. Not going to be the case. But
Speaker 1: you look at that AFC West in the pedigree of
Speaker 1: head coaches with Sean Payton, Pete Carroll, Jim Harbaugh, Yeah
Speaker 1: that's Andy Reid.
Speaker 2: Andy Reid is currently the oldest head coach and he's
Speaker 2: only sixty six.
Speaker 1: Andy Reid, by the way, he looks eighty seven. You know,
Speaker 1: you put next to Pete Carroll, you're gonna choose Pete
Speaker 1: Carroll every day and twice on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 3: Pete Carroll started as a head coach thirty years ago
Speaker 3: with the New York Jets.
Speaker 2: He's only there for one season.
Speaker 3: Then he went to New England for a few seasons
Speaker 3: when he that's when he went to college obviously in
Speaker 3: usc was turned into a power under Pete Carroll, and
Speaker 3: then twenty ten he went back to the pros. He
Speaker 3: took over the Seahawks up in Seattle and took them
Speaker 3: to Super Bowl forty eight XL.
Speaker 1: Which one was the one where they didn't run the
Speaker 1: ball with Marshawn Lynch and they passed it and it
Speaker 1: was a pick and the Patriots won. That was the
Speaker 1: moment I remember, what a great moment in sports. Number
Speaker 1: that was felt so good. But they beat the What
Speaker 1: the hell are you doing passing the ball? What they
Speaker 1: were on the two yard line? Something like that. Good lord, idiots,
Speaker 1: run the ball. It's gonna be a cold, long, dark,
Speaker 1: funny thing that.
Speaker 2: Happens in your face.
Speaker 3: Your eyes glaze over, like a shark that's about to
Speaker 3: eat something good. Like there's a there's like a second
Speaker 3: eyelid that comes down over your eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that sounds awful.
Speaker 2: You have no idea what it looks like from over here.
Speaker 3: What you learned this week on the Gary and Shannon
Speaker 3: Show and our nine news nuggets you need to know
Speaker 3: to wrap up this Friday Severeness.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 2: A M six forty. It is very weird. We're in
Speaker 2: a very uncomfortable place lately. There's no red flag warning
Speaker 2: up anymore.
Speaker 1: Excellent excellent news.
Speaker 3: That red flag warning expired a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 3: Although we are still dealing with fires. The historically dry
Speaker 3: start to winter could come to an end tomorrow. We
Speaker 3: are expecting to see some showers coming in by tomorrow
Speaker 3: afternoon through much of southern California. Should stick with us
Speaker 3: for about forty eight hours. The snow level down around
Speaker 3: four thousand feet, which means you could see some traffic
Speaker 3: problems up and over the Grapevine once again, but it
Speaker 3: won't be because of fire. President Trump is headed to
Speaker 3: la this afternoon expectation. He is about hour and a
Speaker 3: half two hours away from landing at lax and then
Speaker 3: take an aerial tour and a walking tour of the
Speaker 3: Palisades with First Lady Milania Trump. Some policyholders, by the way,
Speaker 3: who lost their homes in the fires are not getting
Speaker 3: claim advances that are due to them, According to the
Speaker 3: Insurance Commissioner, Ricardo Lara, He's issued a bulletin that reminds
Speaker 3: every insurance company working in California that the law requires
Speaker 3: victims who suffered total losses to get advance payments for
Speaker 3: the living expenses and for the loss of contents. He said,
Speaker 3: some insurers are actually going above and beyond the requirements
Speaker 3: of the legislation that was passed a few years ago.
Speaker 3: Others have not issued any funds. He hasn't gone so
Speaker 3: deepest to tell us which insurance companies are doing the
Speaker 3: bad things.
Speaker 1: Well, we like to hear about before that.
Speaker 3: Oh, you guys are unbelievable.
Speaker 8: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: It's bearnish, that's right.
Speaker 2: Ye, it is.
Speaker 1: We speak every love for dad? Is it love or dad?
Speaker 1: Elver Dad?
Speaker 2: For dad ver Dad? It's the truth. I think I
Speaker 2: believe you question.
Speaker 1: Anyone speak a spaniol around here, clearly not us. Well,
Speaker 1: is it love or Dad or alverdad?
Speaker 2: For dad? It's the word masculine.
Speaker 1: He's like, what's the word I'm saying it? And he
Speaker 1: still can't understand because I almost said a bad word.
Speaker 1: My crappy lack of any sort of accent. God, I'm
Speaker 1: such a cracker.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can say that again. All right. So we
Speaker 2: try to inform. Doesn't always work. Sometimes there's other stuff
Speaker 2: going on, obviously we're.
Speaker 1: Busy with Sometimes we get sometimes we get sidetracked.
Speaker 3: But we still want to bring to you a good information.
Speaker 3: So we ask you what it is that what it
Speaker 3: is that you learned?
Speaker 2: This week on the Gary and Channa Show, Hey Becky shoe.
Speaker 2: What'd you learn this week? Well, Billy Bob.
Speaker 1: I learned that back in the day, when we got bored,
Speaker 1: we could either go right dog or go up to
Speaker 1: the haylaw and play.
Speaker 2: Hey, you show me yours and I'll show your mind.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Let's get in the
Speaker 1: haylof truth, so that happens.
Speaker 5: This week on the Garyan Channese Show, I learned about
Speaker 5: delish dot COM's list of healthiest.
Speaker 1: Hamburgers from major American fast food chains.
Speaker 2: Number one was the Whopper Junior Hamburger.
Speaker 5: Straight a student, I'd look up the list myself to
Speaker 5: see where my favorite was, and the In and Out
Speaker 5: Hamburger came in at number four.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you'll have good weekend. See why it's a bunch
Speaker 2: of East Coast people writing for that place. Anyway, what
Speaker 2: they hear?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I learned this week that two different species, a
Speaker 8: monkey and a deer, are having cross over sexual encounters.
Speaker 8: Never in my wildest dreams what I'd ever think about
Speaker 8: that being on your show, But it was, and thank you.
Speaker 2: Well, it ain't gonna be in anybody else's show.
Speaker 1: I'm a little skeptical with the whispered thank.
Speaker 2: You Hi, Gary Shannon, What did I learn this week
Speaker 2: on your show? Well, I learned that bald eagles whistle
Speaker 2: out of their ass. I'll have a good weekend. It's
Speaker 2: not their ass, it's the choir as.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. There's one there is one opening, at.
Speaker 2: Least for chickens. I assume it's for most birds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well let's google it. Just our reason not to
Speaker 1: know how many?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Or or what's the what's the plural.
Speaker 2: Of cloaca orfi? Orifices? Orifices?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the orifi?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a word. And then again, I
Speaker 3: who pooed your shout?
Speaker 2: Also right?
Speaker 9: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 9: week is that you guys love fireball and all the
Speaker 9: debauchery that comes along with it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we love fireballs.
Speaker 1: It was a different time.
Speaker 3: Fireball is sometimes a necessary evil. I don't think I've
Speaker 3: had fireball in three years.
Speaker 1: I have had it more recently.
Speaker 2: But you're a degenerate.
Speaker 1: Okay, clearly, Friday and your Boca knows it is that
Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't know. I'll stop trying to speak Spanish. Uh.
Speaker 2: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1: This week, Gary's groin is just.
Speaker 2: Fun, thank you.
Speaker 10: Not even a fast moving fire can take Shannon off
Speaker 10: topic when it comes to ballet talk, and the SEC
Speaker 10: has no problem with the word macock.
Speaker 1: Okay, also good good takeaways. Eagles do have the cloaca,
Speaker 1: but it's just the one for both reproductive and excretory functions.
Speaker 1: So that was correct, the whistling out of the cloacre
Speaker 1: right right, Well, he said his ass, that's the same thing.
Speaker 2: If you were to point to a bird's you'd point
Speaker 2: to them right.
Speaker 10: So this week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I
Speaker 10: learned Shannon has a hamburger voice and a mirror voice.
Speaker 2: But what does that voice sound like when you're eating
Speaker 2: a hamburger in the mirror?
Speaker 1: They get it, what's a hamburger?
Speaker 3: I think he means like, there's a voice that tells you, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 2: And then the other voice in the mirror is like,
Speaker 2: you should not have eaten that hamburger.
Speaker 1: It's the same voice. I also want, I'm like the
Speaker 1: exorcist in the mirror as well, you should not have
Speaker 1: eaten not hamburger.
Speaker 5: Hi, folks, what I learned on Gary and Shannon this
Speaker 5: week is that if I want to recommend to Shannon
Speaker 5: a great film that chronicles the JFK stuff she has
Speaker 5: been talking about, she shouldn't look at The rat Pack,
Speaker 5: with William Peterson as JFK and ray Leota as Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 5: It was basically based on an interview Frank's dotter Nancy Gabe,
Speaker 5: and it's a really good film.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I've seen that sounds familiar. Hey, Gary
Speaker 1: and Shannon.
Speaker 4: What I learned this week is that Shannon's cabbage patches
Speaker 4: doll's name was Marvin Wine was Morton.
Speaker 1: Oh, such good names.
Speaker 2: Fascinating Morton and Marvin.
Speaker 1: Who came up with these names?
Speaker 3: Somebody was really high at Shannon.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: For being back all week.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 11: I hope it becomes a habit, just playing like anyhow, Shannon.
Speaker 11: What I learned this week Shannon is a monkey as
Speaker 11: am I yay. I think that's why I get you
Speaker 11: so much. Yeah, yeah, Taurus or Gemini.
Speaker 1: Cancer, So I think Jacob's on the cusp of Taurus
Speaker 1: and Gemini. I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, appreciate your show.
Speaker 5: What I learned this week, and I can't stop thinking
Speaker 5: about it, which I'm not.
Speaker 8: Sure is good.
Speaker 5: Every time I use the restroom.
Speaker 8: Is that every peepe does not.
Speaker 2: Mean pooh pooh, but every poo poo means peepee.
Speaker 1: Okay, ape you guys, I'm so glad you think of
Speaker 1: us and all of the.
Speaker 2: Time it's it's that not all. Okay, I'll get well, we.
Speaker 1: Know everyone knows.
Speaker 2: We all the governor said it.
Speaker 6: Nest not all pepe times are poo poo times, but
Speaker 6: all poo poo times are peepee times.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay? That was actually ailuis is not the governor,
Speaker 1: it should be clear.
Speaker 7: Not.
Speaker 2: The Real.
Speaker 7: And Shannon Show this week is that I was really
Speaker 7: looking forward to watching the movie The Substance because I
Speaker 7: took you guys a little tip and got three months
Speaker 7: of Apple TV for free.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyhodle, But now I'm.
Speaker 7: Never going to watch that movie. It sounds disgusting, and
Speaker 7: I thank you guys for giving me the heads up
Speaker 7: before I found out the wrong way. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is disgusting, but it is, but it's
Speaker 3: good point for a purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 10: It's Tina down in Orange County.
Speaker 2: Tina.
Speaker 9: I just want to let you know when I learned this.
Speaker 2: Week, I learned the conversion.
Speaker 1: Of yellow pages to toilet paper. Me too. Who would
Speaker 1: have thought, you know?
Speaker 7: And also he Man, Yeah, he man in Sira, not Shira, Sira,
Speaker 7: he Man she ruh.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 2: On the weekend, she seem very confident about that.
Speaker 1: No, it's true. I just call it Shira. I just
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't get the when I was seven,
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the the she ra as opposed to
Speaker 1: the he Man. I knew what he man was, but
Speaker 1: Shira was so far removed from he man to me
Speaker 1: because she was her own person, her own thing, her
Speaker 1: own universe, that like it was shera to me. It
Speaker 1: wasn't just to take off he Man, she Man, Sheira,
Speaker 1: she man different. Different. That's twenty four.
Speaker 9: This week on The Gary and Shannon Show is even
Speaker 9: though you guys had two different periods of twenty two
Speaker 9: days off on vacation.
Speaker 1: Wow, I knew everybody complains you have a lot of true.
Speaker 9: That's that's true, But this week you did sound well rested,
Speaker 9: and you've been pretty funny and really top of everything.
Speaker 9: So I think we all wish we had that vacation.
Speaker 1: But it has been a fun week. Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's nice, a positive one.
Speaker 1: That's a nice things. Somebody said, we'll do it again
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: We'll learn how to.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you going through all that not nice things
Speaker 1: people say and shielding me from that.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, very grateful. You're welcome.
Speaker 3: I will send those to you this afternoon, though, it's
Speaker 3: time for our honorable mention.
Speaker 6: Honorable mention, not supposed to mention, just an honor serving
Speaker 6: with you, a.
Speaker 2: Great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 1: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member.
Speaker 2: Of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: I mean man nuggets so dark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, these news nuggets are the stories that fell through
Speaker 3: the cracks because we were busy with other things. In
Speaker 3: San Antonio, Texas, a twenty one year old guy is
Speaker 3: charged with the prohibition of the purchase of and sale
Speaker 3: of human organ in addition to one count aggravated assault
Speaker 3: with the deadly weapon.
Speaker 1: So he was charged in a road rage shooting earlier
Speaker 1: this week. Sure they say he also tried to purchase
Speaker 1: a nine month old baby to harvest the baby's organs.
Speaker 3: I don't think this charge sticks, and I'll tell you
Speaker 3: why he was accidentally added to a group text message
Speaker 3: of family members talking about the details of a baptism
Speaker 3: for their nine month old. According to an affidavit for
Speaker 3: his arrest, Jose, not part of the family, responded with quote,
Speaker 3: that's a nice Caucasian baby.
Speaker 2: How much you want?
Speaker 1: That's funny?
Speaker 3: And then he said when somebody said that, he sorry,
Speaker 3: you're the wrong number. He said, are you interested in selling?
Speaker 3: I'm willing to start the bid at five hundred k.
Speaker 3: Why can't make jokes with other people's families? The nine
Speaker 3: month old's father called this guy to say, hey, get
Speaker 3: out of our group and said he purchased babies for
Speaker 3: their organs and was willing to pay for the baby
Speaker 3: in cash or bitcoin.
Speaker 1: When questioned about the messages, this guy told police he
Speaker 1: thought the group thread was spam. It's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: That's why he's not They're not going to keep that's
Speaker 3: a freedom of speech issues.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting, but.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Here's number nine. Number nine.
Speaker 1: I did nine Organs are too small at that time.
Speaker 2: Their friends and I.
Speaker 1: Speak nine languages, can basically everybody at table lening.
Speaker 2: I'd feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 1: Did I get you a niner in there? You know
Speaker 1: how kids talk about anxiety these days. I remember feeling
Speaker 1: not anxiety, but maybe a little bit of stress when
Speaker 1: I had overdue library books.
Speaker 2: And it's the beginning of learning to deal with the government.
Speaker 1: Or just learning to deal with little bits of stress
Speaker 1: that you might get a slap on the wrist for right,
Speaker 1: not go to jail for.
Speaker 2: Ten cents a day for every book?
Speaker 1: Or do you think these days they would? They would
Speaker 1: probably just give you the book. I'd say, Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you've kept it too long. Why don't you have it?
Speaker 2: It's just for you.
Speaker 3: George Orwell book checked out of a library, and the
Speaker 3: UK fifty years ago has finally returned a hardcover copy
Speaker 3: of George Orwell's Road to Wigan Pagan Peer.
Speaker 1: Those could be tough books to get through. I can
Speaker 1: understand it taking fifty years to do so.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that anyway. It dates all the
Speaker 3: way back to nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1: It's hetty.
Speaker 2: They said.
Speaker 3: The book itself is in no shape to put back
Speaker 3: on its shelves, at least partly because the poor physical condition,
Speaker 3: but mostly because it smells so bad.
Speaker 1: The first part of the Road to Wigan Pier discusses
Speaker 1: the working class in North of England before World War One.
Speaker 1: The second part provides insight into George Orwell's own upbringing
Speaker 1: in the middle class. How is political thought process shaped
Speaker 1: over time? Again, it's heady. I can understand it, staying
Speaker 1: on the shelf for fifty years and then just thrown
Speaker 1: in the towel. We all have books like that, right,
Speaker 1: I want to get to that. I want to like Anakarnina,
Speaker 1: I want to get to that. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to do that, not today, not today,
Speaker 1: and fifty years go by.
Speaker 3: I rarely will start a book without finishing it right,
Speaker 3: even if it's even if it's a grind.
Speaker 1: I used to be that way, and then I just realized,
Speaker 1: there's life's too short. There's so many great books that
Speaker 1: I will thoroughly enjoy. Why wade through the ones that
Speaker 1: I'm all about.
Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of Lincoln Highway with by Amore
Speaker 3: Tolls so beautiful. I will only read a chapter a
Speaker 3: night because I wanted to last. It's wonderful, so great.
Speaker 2: Number eight.
Speaker 4: I can read.
Speaker 11: I can read.
Speaker 2: Dumb thing thing. It's such a beautiful book.
Speaker 1: It's true. There are certain books that I savor. Lincoln
Speaker 1: Highway was one of them.
Speaker 2: It's a good one, all right.
Speaker 3: The manager of a Korean coffee chain has been getting
Speaker 3: some backlash on social media after an in turn revealed
Speaker 3: that he was urging part time workers to call him
Speaker 3: before getting in touch with the families in case they
Speaker 3: face any calamity like you know, car accident, plane crash.
Speaker 1: Chris Little was like this. He used to tell us
Speaker 1: that we were a surgeon. We were like surgeons. We
Speaker 1: had to answer the phone whenever it rang, if it
Speaker 1: was you know him or the newsroom calling, You're like
Speaker 1: a surgeon. And I remember the day where I said, well,
Speaker 1: then pay me like a surgeon and then I'll answer
Speaker 1: the phone. And he didn't really have anything to say
Speaker 1: back to that it called you after this, no, but
Speaker 1: that I could see Chris saying something like this, like, hey,
Speaker 1: if the plane's going down, call me before you call
Speaker 1: your wife and kids.
Speaker 3: It's the timing of this was not good because it
Speaker 3: was the same day of that Jju aircraft that crash
Speaker 3: from Bangkok to South Korea.
Speaker 1: I want your people to have all hands on deck
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 2: We're on seven day with a government.
Speaker 5: Seven seven years of college.
Speaker 2: Don seven seven days. I mean it's funny, it's political stunt.
Speaker 1: No, this is ridiculous. As a state senator in Mississippi
Speaker 1: has filed a bill called contraception Contraception begins at erection.
Speaker 2: He's talking about he can't even.
Speaker 1: Get an erection in Mississippi.
Speaker 2: And no, but he's talking.
Speaker 3: He's making fun of bills that have supposedly been put
Speaker 3: up to protect women but not enough.
Speaker 1: And this is the legally Blonde Act. The bill would
Speaker 1: make it unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material
Speaker 1: without the intent to fertilize an embryo. As you learn,
Speaker 1: and legally blonde. It's called reckless abandonments.
Speaker 2: Number six. I got six six.
Speaker 1: Bundy picture of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshore.
Speaker 2: We just dig in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 4: I don't have to take that drink.
Speaker 6: Another six.
Speaker 3: Wake Forest unregistered golf cart rolled over on its driver's
Speaker 3: side about four fifteen in the afternoon one day. An
Speaker 3: adult multiple children were hurt. Five five kids between five
Speaker 3: and nine years old. One of them was on the
Speaker 3: driver's lap when that golf cart rolled over. I have
Speaker 3: several pictures of myself driving a golf cart where I
Speaker 3: have all of my nieces and nephews hanging off of
Speaker 3: said golf cart. But I didn't flip it.
Speaker 1: No, I a responsible driver. Number five five.
Speaker 6: I have five rules, the five point five five.
Speaker 2: Do me a favorite loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Jury is ordered a barbecue spot in Texas to pay
Speaker 1: a customer two point eight million dollars. Why well, she
Speaker 1: was burned by barbecue sauce. We've seen this time and
Speaker 1: time again. It's ridiculous, what a litigious society. But it
Speaker 1: was delicious.
Speaker 2: Same thing about what yeah, what does it taste like?
Speaker 1: Tang spice? Delicious?
Speaker 2: A little bit of molasses?
Speaker 1: Can it burn me all day? I don't know. Number
Speaker 1: four four.
Speaker 11: Minutes, probably on his fourth.
Speaker 2: This isn't the same world you left four years Mitten's
Speaker 2: the Cat.
Speaker 3: We talked about Mittens, the main Coon cat and accidental
Speaker 3: jet center. This month, our cage was overlooked in a
Speaker 3: plain cargo hold. She made three trips in twenty four
Speaker 3: hours between New Zealand and Australia. The eight year old
Speaker 3: was booked for a one way travel with her family
Speaker 3: from christ Church, New Zealand to their home in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: but the owner said that as she waited for mittens
Speaker 3: to be unloaded from the plane's freight area, three hours
Speaker 3: pass and no sign of the cat. It was then
Speaker 3: that they said, oh, actually, that plane is already on
Speaker 3: its way back to New Zealand, about seven and a
Speaker 3: half hours in the air each way.
Speaker 1: Number three.
Speaker 4: Three shall be.
Speaker 5: The number that shall count, and the number of the
Speaker 5: counting shall be three.
Speaker 2: We were dead within three hours.
Speaker 4: Three security clearance level three, all three of them.
Speaker 10: Three.
Speaker 6: I got all three of you guys for the rest
Speaker 6: of your natal born live.
Speaker 2: After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 1: Three five elephunds a zoo in Colorado. They apparently do
Speaker 1: not have the legal right to pursue their release. According
Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court there in Colorado, there was an
Speaker 1: elephant name Happy at the Bronx Zoo that suffered the
Speaker 1: same fate. Apparently, there's a number of humans that try
Speaker 1: to make a case for elephants having the rights that
Speaker 1: humans have in terms of freedom, because they're so smart
Speaker 1: and they're so wonderful and they're so beautiful.
Speaker 3: And in this case, Missy Kimba, Lucky Lulu and Jambo
Speaker 3: will have to stay.
Speaker 2: In the zoo.
Speaker 1: Jambo. What a great name.
Speaker 2: Could have been the name of your cabbage patch doll?
Speaker 1: And so said, it was Marvin. Marvin like a tax accountant.
Speaker 2: There's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 1: You two?
Speaker 5: We got two fingers one two two people.
Speaker 2: There's two sons and no women ringing.
Speaker 1: And Marvin's the guy who does her taxes. Marvin's guy
Speaker 1: who does your prostate check. Marvin's not a guy you
Speaker 1: cuddle with. Marvin's not a doll.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: There was a Japanese aquarium who realized that their sunfish
Speaker 3: wasn't doing very well.
Speaker 2: As soon as the.
Speaker 3: Staff in Ka Kyo Kian Aquarium in Cho Munoseki, Southern Japan,
Speaker 3: they closed for renovation last month, the sunfish I took.
Speaker 2: A turn for the worse.
Speaker 1: You ever see the sunfish at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, Yeah, Majestic,
Speaker 1: I have a stuffed sunfish.
Speaker 3: You know what they did to perk up that sunfish?
Speaker 3: They put cardboard cutouts of people on the outside of
Speaker 3: his aquarium so that he would he would think he
Speaker 3: was still being looked at.
Speaker 1: The sunfish is like the opposite of an octopus. The
Speaker 1: octopus is very intelligent, more intelligent than most people. A
Speaker 1: sunfish is a very dumb, big dumb animal and just
Speaker 1: wants attention. Number that. Now you're talking about me, number one,
Speaker 1: weird number.
Speaker 2: One, number number one. Then I decided to look out
Speaker 2: for number one. Are you the number one row?
Speaker 9: Number one?
Speaker 11: Number one?
Speaker 6: Number one?
Speaker 1: Well, I take umbrage with this.
Speaker 3: A Florida man in his forties said he went all
Speaker 3: carnivore diet.
Speaker 2: Dairy, heavy meat, heavy.
Speaker 1: Cheese, beef, and sticks of butter my three favorite food groups.
Speaker 3: This guy has adopted a carnivore diet for eight months.
Speaker 2: His daily intake sticks.
Speaker 3: Of butter, six to nine pounds of cheese, and hamburger
Speaker 3: patties each and every day. About eight months later, he
Speaker 3: was diagnosed with xanthalasma, a condition caused by high cholesterol
Speaker 3: levels or other fats in the blood. And it presents
Speaker 3: itself by having yellowish ooze coming out of your palms
Speaker 3: and elbows and the soles of your feet.
Speaker 2: You're making your own popcorn butter out of your skin.
Speaker 1: Popcorn butter.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it looks like.
Speaker 1: Now, I just want to stick of butter. I was
Speaker 1: thinking of y. I ask you, my husband, if you
Speaker 1: wanted to go see that Flight Risk movie tonight. Do
Speaker 1: you think I want to see the movie or do
Speaker 1: you think I'm trying to figure out a vehicle for
Speaker 1: eating finding butter? Butter on the popcorn?
Speaker 2: Probably the butter.
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