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Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Sapphire has decided to spend a few days with her
Speaker 1: mother over in New Jersey. She has her bags all
Speaker 1: packed and is ready to go, but before she leaves,
Speaker 1: she has a few parting words to give her husband,
Speaker 1: the Kingfish.
Speaker 3: Now listen, George, while I'm at mama's, I don't want
Speaker 3: you to lay around the house all day. I'm tired
Speaker 3: of coming back and finding this house looking like a
Speaker 3: pig pin.
Speaker 4: I want you to backum the floors, wash the dishes.
Speaker 3: And clean out the closet. George, Why is you standing
Speaker 3: there with that chilly look on your face?
Speaker 4: George? If you got syre plugged in again, take him out.
Speaker 2: All right, right on the whales of and self defense.
Speaker 2: You know you're having so much more. Drums has got
Speaker 2: callouses on him, George.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't yell at you if you was the right.
Speaker 5: Kind of a husband.
Speaker 3: I can't help getting mad at you. But I think
Speaker 3: of what a wonderful husband my father was to Mama.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, why all the time.
Speaker 3: They was married, my father never said a harsh word
Speaker 3: to my mother.
Speaker 2: Well, they never had a chance. Every time he opened
Speaker 2: his mouth to old lady stuck a fist in it.
Speaker 3: I ain't got kind to fight with you now, George,
Speaker 3: Now look before I leave for Mama's.
Speaker 4: It's just one more thing.
Speaker 3: The landlord was around here looking for you again, and
Speaker 3: it must be about the rent, because I checked directors
Speaker 3: this morning and we're four months behind.
Speaker 2: It is that ray Well, glady, hell, he's catching up.
Speaker 4: You gotta do something about it, because it's serious. The
Speaker 4: last time they called, the landlord threatened.
Speaker 2: To e victis trying of victors. Huh. Well, we has
Speaker 2: been living here for four years and we got a
Speaker 2: right around. Yeah, keep on living here. I'll call up
Speaker 2: that boy and I'll give him a piece of my mind.
Speaker 4: Well, you better do something about it.
Speaker 3: I don't ask much out of married life, but there's
Speaker 3: one thing I didn't, man, and that's a roof over
Speaker 3: my You tell me you big, no good bomb.
Speaker 4: Now I'm going good.
Speaker 2: Bye, old of smokes. The way she keeps flapping that
Speaker 2: big mother verse around us, the one that she don't
Speaker 2: bruise her lips. Who come on, Henry, walk around the block, whitman,
Speaker 2: come on up to my apartment for a while. I
Speaker 2: sort of living a bachelor's life now, Henry.
Speaker 6: Yes, I hear that your wife is away on a
Speaker 6: brief sult Johnny, how does it feel being alone? King Fish?
Speaker 6: Not telling me honestly?
Speaker 2: Well, Henry, I can tell you a word for word
Speaker 2: the letter that I read her this morning. I said, darres, darling,
Speaker 2: sapphire wounding. Now after you has been away from me
Speaker 2: for a day, as I realize how much you mean
Speaker 2: to me and how much I really miss your Yes,
Speaker 2: did you tell her you was counting the hours while
Speaker 2: she was away?
Speaker 7: Mmm?
Speaker 2: Noldy, won't make it too strong. She allowed to come
Speaker 2: back here. You see, that's right.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't want that tragedy to happen.
Speaker 2: No another thing. Hen heard the landlord been heckling us
Speaker 2: about the rent legally, and believe me, I really call
Speaker 2: up him up on the phone and told him, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I said, I told him. I said I'll pay you
Speaker 2: that rent when I get good and ready. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: you know, I just blusted him right off his feet.
Speaker 2: Scared him too. Yeah, well that's the way to tread him. Well,
Speaker 2: here's the department, Henter, that's going in Chattle. Why, uh hey,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, what's this paper tacked on the door here?
Speaker 6: Hmm, it looks suspiciously like a legal paper to me,
Speaker 6: King Fish, Let me see notice A V B I
Speaker 6: C T I O.
Speaker 2: N Oh, Henry, let me look at that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a noviction notice. All right, say here, we gotta get
Speaker 2: out by tomorrow court order, Henry. What is I gonna do?
Speaker 6: Well, if you raise the money and paid the rent,
Speaker 6: the landlord probably let you back in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I really broke hen nuh. And believe me,
Speaker 2: it's getting tough and tougher to get anything out of
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 6: You know, well, King Fish, you might play on his symphony,
Speaker 6: you know, as an old friend. Say wait a minute,
Speaker 6: wait a minute, why don't you tell him you was
Speaker 6: sick and you need the money for medical expenses. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I call him up and tell him to come over
Speaker 6: here to the apartment, and then.
Speaker 2: I'll get in bed and I'll really put on the
Speaker 2: sick act.
Speaker 6: Yes, that sympathy angle might have the required effect. After all,
Speaker 6: you remember the immortal words of Shakespeare.
Speaker 2: There's a sucker barn every minute.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Well, the king Fish called me up and
Speaker 6: say wanted to see me here the apartment. I wonder
Speaker 6: what's up?
Speaker 2: Oh, King Fish, O, Kingfish? Where is oh? Here in
Speaker 2: the bedroom? Man?
Speaker 6: Oh, Kate fish, you in bedger there's something wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh, and there's a sick man. The doctor just left.
Speaker 2: I've been running the temperature of one hundred and fifteen and.
Speaker 6: Fifteen listen, king fish, if thermometer only goes up to
Speaker 6: a hundred and ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the doctor had to put an extension on
Speaker 2: the thing. Ho, my temperature was really high, and two
Speaker 2: train nurses had to play a holes on the all
Speaker 2: that long.
Speaker 6: Oh smoke, Oh, I was running up.
Speaker 2: And oh, I'll tell you when that water hit me,
Speaker 2: if sizzled like a hot rock, and how really sick?
Speaker 2: They don't give me a blood transfusion, but it made
Speaker 2: me worse.
Speaker 6: A blood transfusion made your worse. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Instead of helping me, here fattened up the germs.
Speaker 6: Oh, I tell you, well, maybe the reason you were
Speaker 6: sick is on count of your blood. Maybe it ain't
Speaker 6: got enough. Red car buncles in it.
Speaker 2: No, in there as well as often then I even
Speaker 2: took I took something to eat in order to try
Speaker 2: to help him. But to tell you the truth, I
Speaker 2: has too weak to eat. Yeah, for the past three days,
Speaker 2: the doctor has been feeding me intravenously with injections with
Speaker 2: a hypodermic needle. You know. Once he been inject and
Speaker 2: gave it chicken soup and hot coffee mostly in the.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 6: How come it didn't help it?
Speaker 2: Well, the doctor run into a little trouble with the
Speaker 2: chicken soup. He couldn't get the dumpling suit and needle in.
Speaker 6: I guess you pretty sick, all right, But tell me this.
Speaker 2: Ain't there no cure for this? Same?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's happy that you brought that up there.
Speaker 2: So what happens? There is one cure for me, the
Speaker 2: doctor said. The only thing that can save me is
Speaker 2: two weeks and some good santaquarium. Yeah, I guess it's
Speaker 2: curtains from me and there unless some kind hearted fin
Speaker 2: comes forth with one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, Kingfisher, if you was that bad off, why,
Speaker 6: I guess the only thing that I can do is
Speaker 6: to wait a minute. I just noticed something. Let me
Speaker 6: look under this sheet.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, don't pull these sheets something, Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: let go, let me let these sheets go.
Speaker 6: Ye there cake fishes in bed with all your clothes.
Speaker 2: Well well now, well, now gonna tell you. And that's
Speaker 2: the doctor's orders for me to go to bed just
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 6: What you mean doctor's orders?
Speaker 2: Well, you see, And when I took sick, I had
Speaker 2: on this dark suit with my black tie. And the
Speaker 2: doctor say this disease is so fatal that it will
Speaker 2: save a lot of time not getting undressed. You see,
Speaker 2: that's what Allly got. Goustick of white carnesan in my
Speaker 2: button hole hand slide mem in the boxes.
Speaker 6: Oh look here, King fits you is faking this whole business.
Speaker 6: You ain't no sick of niers. What's going on round here? Now?
Speaker 2: Look, man, I gonna come, yes something. I don't don't
Speaker 2: get mad. I ain't sick, but I was desperate in it.
Speaker 2: I've been even vickered from my apartment and I ain't
Speaker 2: got no money to rent another place. And when Sopphire
Speaker 2: gets home from my Mama's in threefold dead, she gonna
Speaker 2: nag me like she never nagged before. I don't know
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 6: Well, King Fish. I sorry, I can't help you this time.
Speaker 6: Like I told you, my money is all tied up
Speaker 6: in currency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how can I face south Fire at a time
Speaker 2: like this, I'll pin your face at any time. Look
Speaker 2: at the anger. What a mess. I was always in
Speaker 2: a mess, and it's all my fault. Two ending I
Speaker 2: got holding myself to blame him. Years ago I said
Speaker 2: something in front of south Fhire that I never should
Speaker 2: have said.
Speaker 6: What you say, I do.
Speaker 8: All the pard But.
Speaker 2: That's why I keep shouting. Man home on you missus, simplon,
Speaker 2: come on.
Speaker 9: You lazy sting.
Speaker 10: Ever hear me, come watchers more by a common body picker.
Speaker 10: Look at the shore sooner we we're from closer at all.
Speaker 9: There's a spot around the bend.
Speaker 2: That's my home, my journeys, and come.
Speaker 1: On, you old man, to come on, come on you Mississippi.
Speaker 11: Yes, hello, bye bye you arnis in long going strong
Speaker 11: ben new song.
Speaker 1: Say captain, what's the next convers I'm so excited, I
Speaker 1: forgot my geography.
Speaker 6: Won't come along with me?
Speaker 8: Come on, do the Mississippi.
Speaker 4: We'll take a trip to the land of my dreams.
Speaker 2: Sail down to you or me.
Speaker 4: Moy.
Speaker 2: How about come those guys.
Speaker 10: We're sail and ride into paradise.
Speaker 2: Orrible and don't be slow.
Speaker 5: Someone made so.
Speaker 7: Love me so dog on you, old man river, move on.
Speaker 4: Roll on your mississip.
Speaker 8: On you, mississip.
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Speaker 2: Oh me, I gotta get a hold of some place
Speaker 2: in Liverpool. South Whire gets back, I'll come in.
Speaker 5: Short, Well, I'm glad you a present.
Speaker 4: I'm gladed.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: Look, shorty, I I was in trouble. They as victing
Speaker 2: me here in my apartment, and I ain't got no
Speaker 2: players to live.
Speaker 12: Say that's the same he ain't gotten no relative relatives. Yeah,
Speaker 12: you and south Fire both come from big families.
Speaker 5: Couldn't you move in with relatives?
Speaker 2: Say yeah, short, that's just the thing for us to do.
Speaker 2: That's all. Always better to move in on relatives than
Speaker 2: the sponge off a total strangers in.
Speaker 4: You know, you know some.
Speaker 12: Kingsis when I was broke, I moved. I moved with
Speaker 12: my relatives, but I only stay there.
Speaker 2: We now, why did you leave the relatives in the week?
Speaker 5: I couldn't stand such low class people?
Speaker 2: You know, this relative thing is a great idea. Shorter
Speaker 2: me and South Ire has got relatives right here in
Speaker 2: New York City. Yeah, maybe they'd be glad to take
Speaker 2: care of us for a short time, say a year
Speaker 2: or two.
Speaker 12: You know, Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. Well, good
Speaker 12: luck to you. I got to be running along.
Speaker 2: Now, shorty, I hear that you you had a new
Speaker 2: gown and that you gonna get married.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm meeting the new gal that I was gaged
Speaker 5: in now. Oh yeah, she's lovely.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm going shopping with you. I'm eating at the
Speaker 12: at the dressmaker.
Speaker 2: Oh, at the dressmakers.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 5: She's having some alterations on her dress.
Speaker 12: You see the new straight lamp that is seventeen inches
Speaker 12: from the ground, now you see, and that makes quite.
Speaker 5: A problem for her.
Speaker 2: Why is that short?
Speaker 5: Because her knees is only forteen inches.
Speaker 7: From the guy?
Speaker 6: So you're figuring on looking with sapphire as brothers, ey
Speaker 6: King finished.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's right then. Then I ain't figured out
Speaker 2: just which one yet do Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, how you work the things? You write him a
Speaker 6: little note, tell him you're coming, or call him on
Speaker 6: the phone or something.
Speaker 2: You mean voute visiting no end when you plan on
Speaker 2: spending time visiting South Fire as well? It is. You
Speaker 2: gotta use what they call the cobra technique.
Speaker 6: The cobra technique.
Speaker 2: What's that? A strike without warning?
Speaker 6: Yeah that sounds good.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I figured that we could start out
Speaker 2: with the local relatives or tell you what and come
Speaker 2: on home with me. I'll pack up my suitcases. Then
Speaker 2: you can carry one of them from me, and we'll
Speaker 2: go on calling on Souphire's relatives. Yeah, one of them
Speaker 2: are to make a be happy lesson. Let me let
Speaker 2: me stay with them. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, then if they let you stay there for one night,
Speaker 6: at least you established a beach edge those Sapphire gains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah idea.
Speaker 6: You know, look in this suitcase, here is some job came.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, now here south Fire's uncle Joe's host right here. Well,
Speaker 2: I'll get up the step shure. Now, his uncle Joe
Speaker 2: is one uncle that has always been crazy about Nanna.
Speaker 6: Well, ring the doorbell, yeah, ring the doorbell.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now course I ain't see uncle Joe for well
Speaker 2: for twenty years. I wonder if he's gonna remember me. Well,
Speaker 2: Uncle Joe, how is your.
Speaker 6: He remember Joel?
Speaker 8: Right well?
Speaker 2: And I guarantee you won't have no trouble at this place.
Speaker 2: I'll ring the bell. Ye, whose house is just as
Speaker 2: Sopphire's cousin Sarah, Oh yeah, charming girl. Wait a minute here,
Speaker 2: somebody coming Hello there, Sarah, how is you well?
Speaker 4: But it ain't noodle brain.
Speaker 2: Tells having to be in the neighborhood. Cousin Sarah with
Speaker 2: my suit killers. Thought i'd drop in and say holidays.
Speaker 4: All right, you said it, goodbye?
Speaker 2: Well get your foot out the don't oh win with
Speaker 2: wiman Sarah? How was the family? How was the kids? Uh?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Little little Caesar. I wonder if he ever remembers me.
Speaker 4: He was talking about Johnny yesterday. We're talking about I
Speaker 4: had to wash his mouth out with soap. What are
Speaker 4: you standing there with a dirt on holding a suit?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I forgot to introduce you to uh, I say, in there,
Speaker 2: I'd like to have you meet a cousin of mine
Speaker 2: who seems to be under the imprintedizer bum.
Speaker 6: Likewise, look, cousin Sarah, ain't none of my business. But
Speaker 6: it's name to me that the Kingfisher is trying to
Speaker 6: be nice.
Speaker 4: Why bar now, look George, you're gonna get your foot
Speaker 4: out of the door, ain't you?
Speaker 2: Well, Cousin Sarah, Well, why don't you just let me
Speaker 2: in for a day?
Speaker 4: Dr foot there?
Speaker 2: No, Look, I stop pushing. Look out, well how you
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 4: What you want?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: But I have my shoe back kings Ridge.
Speaker 6: You know I was getting I'm getting resousted walking around
Speaker 6: town like that.
Speaker 2: Well, then since your left cousin, Sarah, unless your shows
Speaker 2: that are don't called on five relatives already and the
Speaker 2: results ain't been too good out of the last five,
Speaker 2: stack up, Well, I got one nobody home, three doors
Speaker 2: slammed in my face, and one dropped dead.
Speaker 6: Do you think there's any chance of this next one here?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a good chance. And then here's where
Speaker 2: my dear old uncle Fred lives. He is the softest
Speaker 2: touch in town. I can always depend on him. I
Speaker 2: was over here six months ago. I even brought us.
Speaker 6: Through the clothes from Oh yeah, he's a good sucker.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll ring the bell. Yeah you know Howard I
Speaker 2: thought uncle Fred to start off with him. Well, hold on,
Speaker 2: uncle Fred, how is you well for the ain't George
Speaker 2: Stevens Dodd? George come in?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me my suitcase and you can run along.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Uncle Fred just turned here as nice you
Speaker 2: they ask me to come here.
Speaker 6: I know that we well lastly done hit one. Uncle
Speaker 6: Fred really asked them in. Well, I guess I'll get
Speaker 6: back onto the lodge or.
Speaker 2: Taking these Uncle fair, Look, I'm taking these.
Speaker 6: Game fish? What happened.
Speaker 2: He just asked me and so he could take the
Speaker 2: suit back.
Speaker 6: Well, you're really gonna look funny walking back home through
Speaker 6: Central Park in your underwear.
Speaker 14: Yeah gosh, why did you ask me to come here
Speaker 14: to the lodge hall instead of going right to their
Speaker 14: parting from the train?
Speaker 2: Well, honey, I got some news for you, nothing serious.
Speaker 2: It's just that we have done been evicted out of
Speaker 2: our apartments. Well wait a minute, I don't start nagging
Speaker 2: at me, honey, I got it all figured out. All
Speaker 2: you got to do is to write your mama who's
Speaker 2: the money, and we'll run a nice little place.
Speaker 3: So has finally come to this. My husband can't even
Speaker 3: give me a place to live in joys. This is
Speaker 3: the end wall as finished. You can go your way
Speaker 3: and I don't mine.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, you want to get up and you
Speaker 2: about the thing. I'll tell you, though you will live
Speaker 2: to regret it.
Speaker 4: You're the one wh will regret.
Speaker 3: You discover that I'm the one that has supported I
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Speaker 2: Oh is that so? Well? You will find that I
Speaker 2: as a man that is self sustailing, that is independent,
Speaker 2: that don't need no help from nobody, and someday when
Speaker 2: you realize that you has lost a big man like me.
Speaker 2: I know that you is going to want to come
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Speaker 2: Stone Wall. I suddenly glad that I found you in hai. Uh,
Speaker 2: storing Wall, I really got some news for you. You
Speaker 2: won't believe it, But after twenty two years of marriage,
Speaker 2: Si Fi had un left me.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm great. I always glady hair and a man
Speaker 4: get a reprieve from the death house. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the only trouble is that I bragged to her
Speaker 2: that doctor get along by myself without her supporting me.
Speaker 2: She said that in a few days I'd be begging
Speaker 2: her to take me back. The trouble is doing more.
Speaker 2: I have flat broke.
Speaker 3: You mean that's all these years of man, she cut
Speaker 3: you off without a penny?
Speaker 4: That's true?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, uh, storing Wall. I was really desperate last night.
Speaker 2: I walked to the river and started jumping in.
Speaker 4: You were really in bad shit.
Speaker 2: Well, this morning I was even more desperate than that.
Speaker 2: I barely caught myself just about to walk into a
Speaker 2: plominagenc oh king fit.
Speaker 5: This effected your own Saturday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, well what is I gonna do soon? War?
Speaker 4: Well, why don't you really get away from her? Go
Speaker 4: out to California?
Speaker 2: Or I'd love to go to California. Moving anything else
Speaker 2: in the world. California would take me three thousand miles
Speaker 2: away from her. Yeah, well, there would be peace and happiness.
Speaker 2: I love the sunshine. Or I'd love to go to California,
Speaker 2: but I can't fool it. Maybe south Fire is right
Speaker 2: now that she's left Men, I ain't got no income.
Speaker 2: I might starve.
Speaker 4: Kidn't figure you got a problem? As I see it,
Speaker 4: that is only one thing to do.
Speaker 15: Fall back on that old proverb that red blooded business
Speaker 15: Marrit Men has been following for generations, that famous Latin
Speaker 15: proverb rex imporreta come ipsol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh what does that mean? Crawl back on your
Speaker 2: hands and knees. Well, have got a stone wall. I
Speaker 2: don't won't go back to hers. I just can't stand
Speaker 2: that naga to her.
Speaker 3: Oh, King Fish, you gotta make up your mind whether
Speaker 3: you want to go back to.
Speaker 4: Naggingnna starve to death?
Speaker 2: Yes, I analyze just that.
Speaker 15: Is you the kind of man that can humble your
Speaker 15: pride and put up with anything just so you can
Speaker 15: be supported by a woman.
Speaker 4: Well is it? Oh man?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: H not having no money, I guess I can't put
Speaker 2: it off no longer. Nagging and new nagger and I
Speaker 2: gonna call up Sapphire and ask for peace terms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and this kind of war money is bullets. I just
Speaker 2: ain't got no ammunition, that's all. Well, I call up here,
Speaker 2: let me see you. Where is that telephone number? Where
Speaker 2: as year is?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: Uh? We else or something? You wanna listen.
Speaker 8: I seem to be a little lost. I'm looking for
Speaker 8: the ACME of Eureka Employment Agency act.
Speaker 2: Me Eureka Employmentators. Yea, sir. Well, uh, that's down the
Speaker 2: street two blocks that way. When you turn to your
Speaker 2: right and you go, you go, uh you think about
Speaker 2: hiring somebody.
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm going to hire some domestic help.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, now that's two blocks over that way. Then you
Speaker 2: turn to h or what is the you got to
Speaker 2: pay them for getting the help for you?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 8: Well, in this instance, I'm paying them a bonus of
Speaker 8: fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: You're saying, do act me fifty dollar? You you go
Speaker 2: down two blocks? Uh? You know they went out of
Speaker 2: business today, don't you.
Speaker 8: They're out of business? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So yes, and see the employment agency that I run
Speaker 2: s here finally put them out of the business.
Speaker 7: That don't do that.
Speaker 2: But is this an employment Oh yeah, sir, And be
Speaker 2: happy to take care of you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I don't know whether you can help me
Speaker 8: or not. For one thing, I'm looking for a very
Speaker 8: high type butler.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if I could. I well, if
Speaker 2: it didn't. Reginald the high class English butler here, who
Speaker 2: pardon me, must have just a minute. I'd like to
Speaker 2: speak reginal He had just a minute go to salary. Uh,
Speaker 2: sort of a private thing, you know, you're well? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well come over here a minute, Reginald.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what's it all about?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Look? And I can make fifty dollars as an employment
Speaker 2: agency if I can hire you to this man as
Speaker 2: an English butler.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but king bage, I don't want to beto butler.
Speaker 2: And look here, just take the job for a couple
Speaker 2: of days and then you can quit. I need the money. Yeah, well, okay,
Speaker 2: don't forget now you was English, mister. H for me
Speaker 2: to introduce the finest English butler in the whole United States,
Speaker 2: Reginald Van Brown.
Speaker 6: How do you do please to meet you? Tally hole
Speaker 6: Pip Pipper in the cherry out stream.
Speaker 8: Do you mean to say this fellow is a real
Speaker 8: English Ooh yeah, sir, yes, sir, he's full bread.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, we got papers on him and everything. He
Speaker 2: made his championship. This fellow the he was going right
Speaker 2: in England.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I was a genuine anglosactrophone.
Speaker 8: You you were actually a butler in England?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, he unbuttled and balladed for a lot of the
Speaker 2: big people do uc of wheels, Lord Beaver boards so
Speaker 2: Cedric air Wick and order them. Ain't that right, Reginalds?
Speaker 6: Oh show show? I worked two years from later a
Speaker 6: driver too.
Speaker 8: Well, I'll tell you frankly, I don't have too much
Speaker 8: time to look around for help. The important thing is
Speaker 8: are you able to travel? You see, I'm leaving to
Speaker 8: demand for California for a couple of months, and in
Speaker 8: addition to the regular duties, I want the butler to
Speaker 8: do the driving.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: We have a drive to California in to du say,
Speaker 2: muscle Regnald, would you mind stepping out in the hall
Speaker 2: dam a minute. I want to talk to the gentleman here.
Speaker 6: Loone.
Speaker 2: You get out there with you? Okay, yeah, I get
Speaker 2: out there. Look, Mussel, as soon as you mentioned going
Speaker 2: to California, I knew that Reginald would not be the
Speaker 2: right man for the job. But I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: I'd be glad to take that job myself.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 8: I thought you were in the employment agency.
Speaker 2: But I've been thinking of giving the business of you. See. Uh,
Speaker 2: I used to be a crack butler. Yeah, the girl
Speaker 2: myself not only dead, but as a crack driver too,
Speaker 2: as a regular Vonnie Oldsmobile.
Speaker 8: I want to well, I haven't much time. I guess
Speaker 8: you'll have to do now. I've got quite a few
Speaker 8: other arrangements to make with my wife and children. I'll
Speaker 8: drive by here at eight o'clock in the morning. You'll
Speaker 8: be packed and ready to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be ready.
Speaker 8: Oh you're sure you can handle the job better than
Speaker 8: that Reginald Fellow.
Speaker 2: Oh much better. Yah. So you wouldn't want him, you see,
Speaker 2: he'd been driving in England all his lafe, and you'd
Speaker 2: wind up driving all the way to California on the
Speaker 2: wrong side of the road to see the girl. Well, boys,
Speaker 2: this is good by to you, Yes, sir. The man
Speaker 2: ought to be along here in the car in any
Speaker 2: minute now. So you're really going to California hunt king fish. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's right, amos, or at least three months.
Speaker 8: Ah, you was lucky.
Speaker 6: I guess you'll be soopping up a lot of that
Speaker 6: sunshine out there.
Speaker 2: HU, say, Kingfish, Maybe it ain't none of my business
Speaker 2: mentioning this, but you sure you are doing the right
Speaker 2: thing and not staying behind and trying to make up
Speaker 2: with Sapphire. No, Imus, this is the best thing that
Speaker 2: ever happened to me. It'll give me three months of
Speaker 2: peace with no nagging, no screaming, and no yelling at me.
Speaker 2: I'll get him. So I can't stand the looks of
Speaker 2: the woman.
Speaker 6: Oh sure, let the king vish alone. You know what
Speaker 6: he's doing naming?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, piece of lefto. Oh, here's the car boys
Speaker 2: coming up here. Now, well, sold on boys, hold on, King,
Speaker 2: have an ice grip? Well, yeah, here's a horseet.
Speaker 6: Oh that's fine, yes, sir, Wait, woman, is it?
Speaker 8: Well? I'll drive until we get out of the city.
Speaker 8: You can sit in the back with the housekeeper for
Speaker 8: the time being.
Speaker 5: Eh.
Speaker 2: I'll just throw my fouit cairs in here.
Speaker 4: Don't drop it on my watch, A big bible, Sapphire.
Speaker 7: No, you know, amos.
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