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Speaker 2: Johnny Mack, Yesterday, you promised us you were gonna lead
Speaker 2: off with a Tom Sagora story. This Tom Sagora story
Speaker 2: better be good. You talked about it a lot yesterday. Hello,
Speaker 2: I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. In
Speaker 2: case you missed it. I held back a story because
Speaker 2: I wanted to tape today and yesterday back to back,
Speaker 2: and it helps me to have an A level comedian
Speaker 2: story in the A bloc. So let me tell you
Speaker 2: that Tom Sagora is apparently going to make a lot
Speaker 2: of fun of Garth Brooks on his new TV series
Speaker 2: Bad Thoughts, coming to Netflix. In each of the six
Speaker 2: episodes of Bad Thoughts, Sagora is said to portray a
Speaker 2: dark character in quote unthinkable situations and fantasies. One such character,
Speaker 2: Garth Brooks, is a global country music superstar who kidnaps
Speaker 2: his own fans. Sorry, the lawyers want to say, totally
Speaker 2: not Garth Brooks. This character is not Garth Brooks. I
Speaker 2: misspoke there, you miss on derstood me. It's definitely not
Speaker 2: Garth Brooks. One such character is a global country music
Speaker 2: superstar who kidnaps his own fans and forces them into
Speaker 2: depressing situations to help inspire him to write new songs.
Speaker 2: If you see the picture of who Tom Sagori is
Speaker 2: dressed up as I could see where, you might think
Speaker 2: it's Garth Brooks, but it's definitely not. Now if you're
Speaker 2: not hip to this, so Goora has been goofing on
Speaker 2: Garth for years. You may occasionally see the internet comment
Speaker 2: where are the bodies Grth? This goes back to Tom
Speaker 2: Sigora and Christina p They've been joking about this since
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. In twenty eighteen, Garth Brooks was previewing a
Speaker 2: big stadium tour, Sigora and Christina made fun of Garth
Speaker 2: Brooks for his everyman stick and always being awkward on
Speaker 2: social media. Then, on the November twenty eighth, twenty eighteen
Speaker 2: episode of Your Mom's House, episode four seventy six, if
Speaker 2: you want to go here it yourself, Sigora first alluded
Speaker 2: that he jokingly thought that maybe Garth Brooks was a
Speaker 2: serial killer. Sigura, way back then jokes, what he's thinking
Speaker 2: about is all the bodies he's got stacked in his
Speaker 2: craze in his yard. For sure, He's probably killed two
Speaker 2: hundred to three hundred people in his life. Sigora once
Speaker 2: told Theo Vaughn that Brooks is well aware of Segura
Speaker 2: and the impact he's had on his social media presence.
Speaker 2: He noted that the joke originally stemmed from the conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory that missing person cases would often align with many
Speaker 2: of Gorth Brooks's tours. Rolling Stone profile Tom Sigora back
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three, and Sigura then said, I woulds
Speaker 2: like to point out that these are alleged accusations and
Speaker 2: that some very savvy detectives online have managed to point
Speaker 2: out the dots between these people have gone missing and
Speaker 2: his tour dates. I know there's an FBI task force
Speaker 2: investigating this, that's been confirmed, and I know he has
Speaker 2: a lot of land, so that would be such an
Speaker 2: arduous endeavor if they're trying to find anything on his property.
Speaker 2: But I do think it's right of him or his
Speaker 2: camp to at least address this. The fact that they
Speaker 2: don't address this has been a huge mistake and it's
Speaker 2: just gonna grow from there. The legal department here a
Speaker 2: Daily Comedy News wants us to remind you that this
Speaker 2: is all joke and parody, and of course Garth Brooks
Speaker 2: is not a serial killer. That's absurd. This is all
Speaker 2: just you know it was doing a bit speaking of
Speaker 2: Sgora today is the two Bears actually three bears five
Speaker 2: K in Florida, Bert Kreischer, Tom Sigora and Jelly Roll.
Speaker 2: All participants not only get the opportunity to party with
Speaker 2: the Bears, but will also receive a finisher medal, a
Speaker 2: beer and a shirt. And they add unless your Bert,
Speaker 2: we already know he won't wear his so faques, can
Speaker 2: I walk? Is there a time cut off? There is
Speaker 2: no official course cutoff, but participants should be aware that
Speaker 2: there may be road closures to accommodate the event that
Speaker 2: may reopen at a later date. So before I get
Speaker 2: into this next thing, I shared in the Facebook group
Speaker 2: the other day which is Daily Comedy News podcast group.
Speaker 2: Please feel encouraged to join us there. I did share
Speaker 2: a video of Jimmy Fallon doing Jim Morrison from the
Speaker 2: Doors the Doors performing the reading Rainbow songs from a
Speaker 2: few years back. Fallon is super talented. I mean everything
Speaker 2: about that bit. They captured the music of the Doors,
Speaker 2: They captured the way that Jim Morrison would start screaming
Speaker 2: as courses got repeated, and it's a pretty good vocal
Speaker 2: impression of jim Morrison. I've met Jimmy twice found them
Speaker 2: to be cool. So I have good things to say
Speaker 2: about Jimmy Fallon, But this next thing a little cheesy,
Speaker 2: no pun. Jimmy is becoming a brand partner and investor
Speaker 2: in tortilla chips and salsa brand so Chill. Now. I'm
Speaker 2: glad so Chill told me how to pronounce so chill
Speaker 2: because I would have never gotten this right. Let's spell
Speaker 2: so Chill together. Are you ready? X? You didn't expect
Speaker 2: me to say X did you know? X O c
Speaker 2: h I t L. You can't even remember that, so
Speaker 2: it's so Chill again x O c H I t L.
Speaker 2: And I guess if you have a wacky brand name,
Speaker 2: you hire Jimmy Fallon, who explains it's like so Chill
Speaker 2: or so Chill Media, so Chill Network, so Chill distortion.
Speaker 2: It gets easier the more you practice it. I agree
Speaker 2: with that, Jimmy Fallon, So that's my first job, and
Speaker 2: then once I get that out there, they'll probably give
Speaker 2: me other assignments. On this slow news day, we are
Speaker 2: told so Chill is America's largest independent tortilla chip brand.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make a show here, folks, but it
Speaker 2: is still lesser known than your grocery staples on their
Speaker 2: tortilla chip shelf. As full national distribution, it's looking to
Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon for mainstream boost. Hey, you got super cool
Speaker 2: podcast influencers in their basement talking about so Chill chips.
Speaker 2: I mean this is working. Matt Leeds is the chairman
Speaker 2: and says, as a brand looking to emphasize warmth, authenticity
Speaker 2: and shared experiences, Jimmy Fallon's funny, approachable and family friendly
Speaker 2: persona aligns well with us and our brand strategy. That's right.
Speaker 2: Fallon says, I've been offered my own whiskey, my own tequila,
Speaker 2: and all that stuff. I just don't want to be
Speaker 2: out there boozing it up with the golf course selling
Speaker 2: bottles of stuff. Yeah, you might look super uncool, like
Speaker 2: Sayin did last summer. I want to do that, Falan said,
Speaker 2: what am I doing? I don't know anything about that,
Speaker 2: but this tortilla chips I can get behind. It's on
Speaker 2: brand for me, and I have no problem selling this
Speaker 2: and standing behind it. Falon said. The dude from so
Speaker 2: Chio called me up and I said, wait, I actually
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. I had no clue how
Speaker 2: it's pronounced. He kind of gave me a rundown of
Speaker 2: where the business is, and I thought this sounded like
Speaker 2: a fun opportunity. I love business stories, I love marketing stuff,
Speaker 2: and I'd love to help see something grow and become giant.
Speaker 2: Financial details of the deal we're not disclosed, but Falan
Speaker 2: said this has the chance an opportunity to really grow.
Speaker 2: When a brand is already massive, then I'm just doing
Speaker 2: a commercial or something. It's paid gig. It's all good.
Speaker 2: You do the commercial and you hope it's funny. But
Speaker 2: with this, I'm a partner and an investor, so if
Speaker 2: it works out, I might actually see some dividends. I've
Speaker 2: got skin in the game. How much do you get
Speaker 2: paid hose to Tonight Show, let's say fail and salary.
Speaker 2: Ay I says Jimmy is paid sixteen million dollars a year,
Speaker 2: which a different site breaks down he makes eighty two,
Speaker 2: nine hundred and one dollars and fifty five cents per
Speaker 2: episode of the Tonight Show. Not bad, but that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean you can't also invest in chips. I get it.
Speaker 2: Jimmy says, one of my jobs at the Tonight Show
Speaker 2: is to always be selling everyone else's stuff, which is great.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's my favorite jobs and now I'm like,
Speaker 2: why not do it for myself? And I agree Jimmy
Speaker 2: and I think the important here. Let's recap what we've
Speaker 2: covered on the show today. So far, we've covered that
Speaker 2: Garth Brooks is definitely not a serial killer and Jimmy
Speaker 2: Fallon is selling tortilla chips. But if you check your watch,
Speaker 2: I somehow killed off half an episode with not much
Speaker 2: to talk about, so all things are good here. Let's
Speaker 2: see what's happening down in Australia at the Sydney Comedy Festival,
Speaker 2: which has been going on. I haven't talked about it
Speaker 2: much yet because things were a little busy for a bit.
Speaker 2: And also in past years they've posted a lot of
Speaker 2: clips of the people performing and this year not so many.
Speaker 2: But I took a minute to put together the show
Speaker 2: and I found three. Let's start with Cam Knight. Cam
Speaker 2: is performing on May seventh. Cam's show is called Unbothered,
Speaker 2: Moist Eyed, Happy, in My Lane, Focused flourishing, the description
Speaker 2: of camp shows. We're all doing our best to get
Speaker 2: everything turning in the right direction, usually around New Year's
Speaker 2: but it's momentary. We might get halfway through a self
Speaker 2: help book like Atomic Habits. I think we've clocked it.
Speaker 2: We may even pay a lot of money to a
Speaker 2: Balinese bomb reader for some guidance, because it seemed to
Speaker 2: work for Julia Roberts. A few things have happened to us,
Speaker 2: and I plan on talking about them and my usually
Speaker 2: hilarious self deprecating fashion being one of those people who
Speaker 2: says everything's fine, or this too shall pass. Let's take
Speaker 2: a listen. The Adelaide Advertiser gave it five stars out
Speaker 2: of five, and I have made some edits here for
Speaker 2: f bombs. We try not to do f bombs here
Speaker 2: on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Hello, how's this for serendipity? On this day twelve months ago,
Speaker 1: I completely snapped my achilles tendon. Yum. Oh. Most normal
Speaker 1: people who rupture their achilles do so taking part in
Speaker 1: high impact sport, you know, like sprints or squash perhaps
Speaker 1: for the adventurous little bit of park all. I did
Speaker 1: mine jogging towards a trampoline. I didn't even get on
Speaker 1: the sweet tramp like I did it on Launch. I
Speaker 1: was at a playground with my eleven year old nephew.
Speaker 1: I heard it go crack. I thought the little trip
Speaker 1: meet right, And there is nothing more emasculating than crumpling
Speaker 1: to the ground in front of your eleven year old
Speaker 1: nephew screaming, get your mom. It's I couldn't. I couldn't
Speaker 1: run around with my kids for months, right, And so everyone,
Speaker 1: all my friends and family members ended up buying my
Speaker 1: kids heaps of toys to overcompversate. How's that I'm the
Speaker 1: one injured? They get the gifts right, It's so spoiled.
Speaker 1: How's this? My eldest last Christmas? He was given three kites,
Speaker 1: three of them? Like nobody needs that much Kaytrie in
Speaker 1: their life, do they? Plus I've only got two kids.
Speaker 1: There's a kite spare do the math? Look who's go
Speaker 1: to get involved in the show? I don't really like
Speaker 1: you know what caught flying is vagan fishing TI.
Speaker 2: So that's gam knight. He's good. Let's take a listen
Speaker 2: to Ben Hunter, who's performing on May tenth and eleventh.
Speaker 2: Ben says, in this my sophomore stand up comedy Shelby
Speaker 2: speaking about how the world has gone totally mad, I
Speaker 2: maybe only fifteen or sixteen. I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: a joke or not. I think it's a joke. But
Speaker 2: I could put on a comedy show that is very
Speaker 2: least on part with my contemporary some of whom I'm
Speaker 2: told her up to double my age. So this clip
Speaker 2: is a bit of a slow burn. And I talked
Speaker 2: about this earlier in the week. I know my comedy
Speaker 2: tastes are different than the mainstream. I like the quirky
Speaker 2: alt stuff, so this takes a while to get going.
Speaker 2: But as I watched it, I thought it was really funny.
Speaker 2: Now you're probably gonna be like joining back. The clip was,
Speaker 2: I don't get it, but I find this very funny.
Speaker 2: Here's Ben Hunter. Hey all go.
Speaker 3: Do you guys know Florido the rapper Florida? You know
Speaker 3: this guy apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur any bells.
Speaker 3: I won't give away the whole song, but it wasn't
Speaker 3: just some of the club looking at her. Let's just
Speaker 3: put it that way. It's the whole place, all right.
Speaker 3: But you don't know who I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: WHOA Sometimes i'd get a good female. Yeah this guy
Speaker 3: gets it? Yeah? Right, you could leave I guess I.
Speaker 2: Got that's Ben Hunter. All right, I'll play you something
Speaker 2: a little more traditional and faster paced. Dan rath show
Speaker 2: is called Tropical Depression. I like that's how a lot.
Speaker 2: Dan Rath performs at the Sydney Comedy Festival on May fifteenth.
Speaker 2: The description of this show is I can't focus. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's the microplastics long covid or because
Speaker 2: I pay five hundred dollars a week to live in
Speaker 2: a mold experiment. I went to a rally dressed as
Speaker 2: Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protesters.
Speaker 2: I formed a parasocial relationship with a door dash chatbot.
Speaker 2: I lost all my crypto trying to buy a Mermaid skeleton.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Rath. I have made edits here for both content.
Speaker 4: My psychiatrist said that anxiety can lead to depression. I
Speaker 4: wish it would hurry up anxieties. Why worse. It's like
Speaker 4: a sushi train, just different dishes every day. Shashimi, betrayal, Taraoky,
Speaker 4: Brian cancer.
Speaker 2: Me so I skit and you just.
Speaker 4: Up free in the morning, texting all your friends were cool.
Speaker 4: Just depressions. Why better you're in your pajamas, drinking Costad
Speaker 4: out of the box and a Xanax. It's relaxing. Usually
Speaker 4: my care is tasing me by Naw's she's doing karaoke
Speaker 4: the bitch, but that's her. She was asking if I
Speaker 4: wanted to go to an escape room. I'm like, no,
Speaker 4: I can just eat buffalo wings without a napkin and
Speaker 4: try and turn a doornob.
Speaker 2: That's Dan Wrath. This show is called Tropical Depression, and that,
Speaker 2: my friends, is how you kill off a Saturday when
Speaker 2: you got nothing. This was pretty good for nothing. This
Speaker 2: was pretty good. All right, we'll see you tomorrow.