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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny Mack, Yesterday, you promised us you were gonna lead

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<v Speaker 2>off with a Tom Sagora story. This Tom Sagora story

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<v Speaker 2>better be good. You talked about it a lot yesterday. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. In

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<v Speaker 2>case you missed it. I held back a story because

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to tape today and yesterday back to back,

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<v Speaker 2>and it helps me to have an A level comedian

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<v Speaker 2>story in the A bloc. So let me tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that Tom Sagora is apparently going to make a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of fun of Garth Brooks on his new TV series

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Thoughts, coming to Netflix. In each of the six

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<v Speaker 2>episodes of Bad Thoughts, Sagora is said to portray a

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<v Speaker 2>dark character in quote unthinkable situations and fantasies. One such character,

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<v Speaker 2>Garth Brooks, is a global country music superstar who kidnaps

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<v Speaker 2>his own fans. Sorry, the lawyers want to say, totally

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<v Speaker 2>not Garth Brooks. This character is not Garth Brooks. I

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<v Speaker 2>misspoke there, you miss on derstood me. It's definitely not

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<v Speaker 2>Garth Brooks. One such character is a global country music

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<v Speaker 2>superstar who kidnaps his own fans and forces them into

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<v Speaker 2>depressing situations to help inspire him to write new songs.

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<v Speaker 2>If you see the picture of who Tom Sagori is

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<v Speaker 2>dressed up as I could see where, you might think

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<v Speaker 2>it's Garth Brooks, but it's definitely not. Now if you're

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<v Speaker 2>not hip to this, so Goora has been goofing on

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<v Speaker 2>Garth for years. You may occasionally see the internet comment

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<v Speaker 2>where are the bodies Grth? This goes back to Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Sigora and Christina p They've been joking about this since

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eighteen. In twenty eighteen, Garth Brooks was previewing a

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<v Speaker 2>big stadium tour, Sigora and Christina made fun of Garth

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<v Speaker 2>Brooks for his everyman stick and always being awkward on

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<v Speaker 2>social media. Then, on the November twenty eighth, twenty eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Your Mom's House, episode four seventy six, if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go here it yourself, Sigora first alluded

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<v Speaker 2>that he jokingly thought that maybe Garth Brooks was a

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<v Speaker 2>serial killer. Sigura, way back then jokes, what he's thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about is all the bodies he's got stacked in his

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<v Speaker 2>craze in his yard. For sure, He's probably killed two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred to three hundred people in his life. Sigora once

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<v Speaker 2>told Theo Vaughn that Brooks is well aware of Segura

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<v Speaker 2>and the impact he's had on his social media presence.

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<v Speaker 2>He noted that the joke originally stemmed from the conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory that missing person cases would often align with many

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<v Speaker 2>of Gorth Brooks's tours. Rolling Stone profile Tom Sigora back

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty three, and Sigura then said, I woulds

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<v Speaker 2>like to point out that these are alleged accusations and

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<v Speaker 2>that some very savvy detectives online have managed to point

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<v Speaker 2>out the dots between these people have gone missing and

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<v Speaker 2>his tour dates. I know there's an FBI task force

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<v Speaker 2>investigating this, that's been confirmed, and I know he has

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of land, so that would be such an

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<v Speaker 2>arduous endeavor if they're trying to find anything on his property.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do think it's right of him or his

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<v Speaker 2>camp to at least address this. The fact that they

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<v Speaker 2>don't address this has been a huge mistake and it's

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna grow from there. The legal department here a

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<v Speaker 2>Daily Comedy News wants us to remind you that this

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<v Speaker 2>is all joke and parody, and of course Garth Brooks

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<v Speaker 2>is not a serial killer. That's absurd. This is all

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<v Speaker 2>just you know it was doing a bit speaking of

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<v Speaker 2>Sgora today is the two Bears actually three bears five

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<v Speaker 2>K in Florida, Bert Kreischer, Tom Sigora and Jelly Roll.

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<v Speaker 2>All participants not only get the opportunity to party with

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<v Speaker 2>the Bears, but will also receive a finisher medal, a

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<v Speaker 2>beer and a shirt. And they add unless your Bert,

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<v Speaker 2>we already know he won't wear his so faques, can

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<v Speaker 2>I walk? Is there a time cut off? There is

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<v Speaker 2>no official course cutoff, but participants should be aware that

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<v Speaker 2>there may be road closures to accommodate the event that

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<v Speaker 2>may reopen at a later date. So before I get

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<v Speaker 2>into this next thing, I shared in the Facebook group

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<v Speaker 2>the other day which is Daily Comedy News podcast group.

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<v Speaker 2>Please feel encouraged to join us there. I did share

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<v Speaker 2>a video of Jimmy Fallon doing Jim Morrison from the

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<v Speaker 2>Doors the Doors performing the reading Rainbow songs from a

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<v Speaker 2>few years back. Fallon is super talented. I mean everything

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<v Speaker 2>about that bit. They captured the music of the Doors,

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<v Speaker 2>They captured the way that Jim Morrison would start screaming

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<v Speaker 2>as courses got repeated, and it's a pretty good vocal

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<v Speaker 2>impression of jim Morrison. I've met Jimmy twice found them

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<v Speaker 2>to be cool. So I have good things to say

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<v Speaker 2>about Jimmy Fallon, But this next thing a little cheesy,

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<v Speaker 2>no pun. Jimmy is becoming a brand partner and investor

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<v Speaker 2>in tortilla chips and salsa brand so Chill. Now. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad so Chill told me how to pronounce so chill

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<v Speaker 2>because I would have never gotten this right. Let's spell

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<v Speaker 2>so Chill together. Are you ready? X? You didn't expect

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<v Speaker 2>me to say X did you know? X O c

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<v Speaker 2>h I t L. You can't even remember that, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's so Chill again x O c H I t L.

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess if you have a wacky brand name,

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<v Speaker 2>you hire Jimmy Fallon, who explains it's like so Chill

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<v Speaker 2>or so Chill Media, so Chill Network, so Chill distortion.

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<v Speaker 2>It gets easier the more you practice it. I agree

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<v Speaker 2>with that, Jimmy Fallon, So that's my first job, and

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<v Speaker 2>then once I get that out there, they'll probably give

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<v Speaker 2>me other assignments. On this slow news day, we are

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<v Speaker 2>told so Chill is America's largest independent tortilla chip brand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to make a show here, folks, but it

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<v Speaker 2>is still lesser known than your grocery staples on their

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<v Speaker 2>tortilla chip shelf. As full national distribution, it's looking to

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Fallon for mainstream boost. Hey, you got super cool

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<v Speaker 2>podcast influencers in their basement talking about so Chill chips.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean this is working. Matt Leeds is the chairman

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<v Speaker 2>and says, as a brand looking to emphasize warmth, authenticity

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<v Speaker 2>and shared experiences, Jimmy Fallon's funny, approachable and family friendly

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<v Speaker 2>persona aligns well with us and our brand strategy. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Fallon says, I've been offered my own whiskey, my own tequila,

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<v Speaker 2>and all that stuff. I just don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>out there boozing it up with the golf course selling

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<v Speaker 2>bottles of stuff. Yeah, you might look super uncool, like

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<v Speaker 2>Sayin did last summer. I want to do that, Falan said,

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<v Speaker 2>what am I doing? I don't know anything about that,

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<v Speaker 2>but this tortilla chips I can get behind. It's on

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<v Speaker 2>brand for me, and I have no problem selling this

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<v Speaker 2>and standing behind it. Falon said. The dude from so

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<v Speaker 2>Chio called me up and I said, wait, I actually

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<v Speaker 2>know what you're talking about. I had no clue how

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<v Speaker 2>it's pronounced. He kind of gave me a rundown of

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<v Speaker 2>where the business is, and I thought this sounded like

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<v Speaker 2>a fun opportunity. I love business stories, I love marketing stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd love to help see something grow and become giant.

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<v Speaker 2>Financial details of the deal we're not disclosed, but Falan

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<v Speaker 2>said this has the chance an opportunity to really grow.

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<v Speaker 2>When a brand is already massive, then I'm just doing

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<v Speaker 2>a commercial or something. It's paid gig. It's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>You do the commercial and you hope it's funny. But

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<v Speaker 2>with this, I'm a partner and an investor, so if

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<v Speaker 2>it works out, I might actually see some dividends. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got skin in the game. How much do you get

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<v Speaker 2>paid hose to Tonight Show, let's say fail and salary.

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<v Speaker 2>Ay I says Jimmy is paid sixteen million dollars a year,

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<v Speaker 2>which a different site breaks down he makes eighty two,

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<v Speaker 2>nine hundred and one dollars and fifty five cents per

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<v Speaker 2>episode of the Tonight Show. Not bad, but that doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean you can't also invest in chips. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy says, one of my jobs at the Tonight Show

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<v Speaker 2>is to always be selling everyone else's stuff, which is great.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. It's my favorite jobs and now I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why not do it for myself? And I agree Jimmy

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<v Speaker 2>and I think the important here. Let's recap what we've

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<v Speaker 2>covered on the show today. So far, we've covered that

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<v Speaker 2>Garth Brooks is definitely not a serial killer and Jimmy

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<v Speaker 2>Fallon is selling tortilla chips. But if you check your watch,

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<v Speaker 2>I somehow killed off half an episode with not much

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about, so all things are good here. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>see what's happening down in Australia at the Sydney Comedy Festival,

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<v Speaker 2>which has been going on. I haven't talked about it

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<v Speaker 2>much yet because things were a little busy for a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>And also in past years they've posted a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>clips of the people performing and this year not so many.

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<v Speaker 2>But I took a minute to put together the show

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<v Speaker 2>and I found three. Let's start with Cam Knight. Cam

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<v Speaker 2>is performing on May seventh. Cam's show is called Unbothered,

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<v Speaker 2>Moist Eyed, Happy, in My Lane, Focused flourishing, the description

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<v Speaker 2>of camp shows. We're all doing our best to get

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<v Speaker 2>everything turning in the right direction, usually around New Year's

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<v Speaker 2>but it's momentary. We might get halfway through a self

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<v Speaker 2>help book like Atomic Habits. I think we've clocked it.

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<v Speaker 2>We may even pay a lot of money to a

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<v Speaker 2>Balinese bomb reader for some guidance, because it seemed to

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<v Speaker 2>work for Julia Roberts. A few things have happened to us,

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<v Speaker 2>and I plan on talking about them and my usually

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<v Speaker 2>hilarious self deprecating fashion being one of those people who

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<v Speaker 2>says everything's fine, or this too shall pass. Let's take

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<v Speaker 2>a listen. The Adelaide Advertiser gave it five stars out

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<v Speaker 2>of five, and I have made some edits here for

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<v Speaker 2>f bombs. We try not to do f bombs here

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, how's this for serendipity? On this day twelve months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I completely snapped my achilles tendon. Yum. Oh. Most normal

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<v Speaker 1>people who rupture their achilles do so taking part in

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<v Speaker 1>high impact sport, you know, like sprints or squash perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>for the adventurous little bit of park all. I did

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<v Speaker 1>mine jogging towards a trampoline. I didn't even get on

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<v Speaker 1>the sweet tramp like I did it on Launch. I

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<v Speaker 1>was at a playground with my eleven year old nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard it go crack. I thought the little trip

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<v Speaker 1>meet right, And there is nothing more emasculating than crumpling

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<v Speaker 1>to the ground in front of your eleven year old

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<v Speaker 1>nephew screaming, get your mom. It's I couldn't. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>run around with my kids for months, right, And so everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends and family members ended up buying my

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<v Speaker 1>kids heaps of toys to overcompversate. How's that I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>one injured? They get the gifts right, It's so spoiled.

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<v Speaker 1>How's this? My eldest last Christmas? He was given three kites,

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<v Speaker 1>three of them? Like nobody needs that much Kaytrie in

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<v Speaker 1>their life, do they? Plus I've only got two kids.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a kite spare do the math? Look who's go

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<v Speaker 1>to get involved in the show? I don't really like

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<v Speaker 1>you know what caught flying is vagan fishing TI.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's gam knight. He's good. Let's take a listen

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<v Speaker 2>to Ben Hunter, who's performing on May tenth and eleventh.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben says, in this my sophomore stand up comedy Shelby

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<v Speaker 2>speaking about how the world has gone totally mad, I

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<v Speaker 2>maybe only fifteen or sixteen. I don't know if that's

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<v Speaker 2>a joke or not. I think it's a joke. But

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<v Speaker 2>I could put on a comedy show that is very

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<v Speaker 2>least on part with my contemporary some of whom I'm

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<v Speaker 2>told her up to double my age. So this clip

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<v Speaker 2>is a bit of a slow burn. And I talked

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<v Speaker 2>about this earlier in the week. I know my comedy

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<v Speaker 2>tastes are different than the mainstream. I like the quirky

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<v Speaker 2>alt stuff, so this takes a while to get going.

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<v Speaker 2>But as I watched it, I thought it was really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're probably gonna be like joining back. The clip was,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it, but I find this very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Ben Hunter. Hey all go.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you guys know Florido the rapper Florida? You know

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<v Speaker 3>this guy apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur any bells.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't give away the whole song, but it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>just some of the club looking at her. Let's just

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<v Speaker 3>put it that way. It's the whole place, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't know who I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>WHOA Sometimes i'd get a good female. Yeah this guy

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<v Speaker 3>gets it? Yeah? Right, you could leave I guess I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got that's Ben Hunter. All right, I'll play you something

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<v Speaker 2>a little more traditional and faster paced. Dan rath show

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<v Speaker 2>is called Tropical Depression. I like that's how a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Dan Rath performs at the Sydney Comedy Festival on May fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>The description of this show is I can't focus. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if it's the microplastics long covid or because

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<v Speaker 2>I pay five hundred dollars a week to live in

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<v Speaker 2>a mold experiment. I went to a rally dressed as

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<v Speaker 2>Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protesters.

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<v Speaker 2>I formed a parasocial relationship with a door dash chatbot.

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<v Speaker 2>I lost all my crypto trying to buy a Mermaid skeleton.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Dan Rath. I have made edits here for both content.

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<v Speaker 4>My psychiatrist said that anxiety can lead to depression. I

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<v Speaker 4>wish it would hurry up anxieties. Why worse. It's like

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<v Speaker 4>a sushi train, just different dishes every day. Shashimi, betrayal, Taraoky,

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<v Speaker 4>Brian cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Me so I skit and you just.

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<v Speaker 4>Up free in the morning, texting all your friends were cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Just depressions. Why better you're in your pajamas, drinking Costad

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<v Speaker 4>out of the box and a Xanax. It's relaxing. Usually

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<v Speaker 4>my care is tasing me by Naw's she's doing karaoke

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<v Speaker 4>the bitch, but that's her. She was asking if I

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to go to an escape room. I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I can just eat buffalo wings without a napkin and

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<v Speaker 4>try and turn a doornob.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Dan Wrath. This show is called Tropical Depression, and that,

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<v Speaker 2>my friends, is how you kill off a Saturday when

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<v Speaker 2>you got nothing. This was pretty good for nothing. This

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty good. All right, we'll see you tomorrow.