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<v Speaker 1>That's a long wrestling show they got going on there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you mean it hasn't changed in six years. Still

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<v Speaker 2>still really long, Still.

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<v Speaker 1>Still doing really really long shows.

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<v Speaker 2>They're still taping aw Elevator even though that's not even

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<v Speaker 2>on in the air anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, I got a lot of the The

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<v Speaker 1>r OH Show though, too.

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<v Speaker 2>They have rh too. I keep forgetting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it makes very little sense, I know, chalking

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<v Speaker 1>where they're recording all of the stuff, right, it's not live.

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<v Speaker 1>And they still didn't start this ship till like like

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock and it went to fucking eleven ish.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So you got there before any of the

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<v Speaker 2>matches start or did you show up like halfway through

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<v Speaker 2>ROH or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, I was. I mean I'm early all

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<v Speaker 1>the time to pretty much everything. So I got there probably,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, closer to seven and it didn't start

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<v Speaker 1>until fucking eight o'clock. And it's like, it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>long fucking show to set through. But I have the

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<v Speaker 1>spoilers up. I don't know if you saw that. I

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<v Speaker 1>got that shit. Uh you know, let me cut and

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<v Speaker 1>paste and put that in the fucking chat too. That

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<v Speaker 1>might make it easier. But this is yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the show that they gave to you there or gave

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<v Speaker 1>to me there. It is of course, you know they're

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<v Speaker 1>doing back to back tapings there, so they make a

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<v Speaker 1>point of the fact where you know they'll come out

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<v Speaker 1>or I say they it's fucking Tony Khan. Tony Khan

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<v Speaker 1>comes out and he's like, how many are you were

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<v Speaker 1>here last night? Like ninety percent of the crowd is

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<v Speaker 1>like whoo. So it's like that's a good thing. But

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<v Speaker 1>also at the same time, the building isn't completely full,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's dead smack in the center of the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>city in a major area, and I'm like, oh Jesus,

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<v Speaker 1>So they're just getting the same fucking people two nights

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<v Speaker 1>in a row and the place isn't even full. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Well let's start. Let's let's start a little simpler, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Frank, Yes, I'm Frank east Gus. You went

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<v Speaker 2>to the aw double Live show yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and taping yeh it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was scheduled to start at eight Eastern, yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>they were recording r O H at seven or was

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<v Speaker 2>it earlier than seven?

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<v Speaker 1>So they did this weird mash of things. Where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, okay, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not putting these man. I don't even think they're putting

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<v Speaker 1>the matches in order of the way that they tape

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<v Speaker 1>them on collision. So they did basically the entire collision card,

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<v Speaker 1>and then at like ten o'clock at night, they're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>now it's time for a ring of honor. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's not helping. I mean, I will say the

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<v Speaker 1>most fascinating thing is like, I've never seen Tony Kahan

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<v Speaker 1>in person for obvious reasons, and he certainly has the

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<v Speaker 1>he has the arms of a bonobo, like his arms

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<v Speaker 1>are incredibly long for his being and his torso and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I already know that this guy is foreshore

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<v Speaker 1>for shore, got something going on upstairs, but like he

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<v Speaker 1>physically looks odd because of that too, and whoever's putting

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<v Speaker 1>the gift up there, it's like, oh, yeah, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>about right, Like that's that's what he physically looks like

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<v Speaker 1>and moves around in person. I was like, this, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a this is a strange experience, man. But I

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<v Speaker 1>did find out immediately what big show's doing Big shows

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<v Speaker 1>a commentator on Collision did did did you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>It?

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<v Speaker 1>We both just not aware of that information. He's a commentator.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only did I not know that? And you not

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<v Speaker 2>know that? Nobody, nobody in what a week and a

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<v Speaker 2>half two weeks even mentioned it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mentioned it.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not see on all of our different social

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<v Speaker 2>media platform experience of whatever the fuck, not one person

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<v Speaker 2>corrected that. Now one person for for people that will

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<v Speaker 2>fucking question everything. Apparently nobody knew that Big Show was

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<v Speaker 2>the commentator for Collision.

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<v Speaker 1>Rough fucking rough. So yeah, that's what the Big Show

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<v Speaker 1>was awesome. So Big Show comes out to like a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty pretty good reaction. You got to remember, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a smaller crowd. The vast majority of the crowd is

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what you think it would be. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean that immediately as a pejorative. It's mostly people in

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<v Speaker 1>their thirties and forties thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna say engineers and astronauts.

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<v Speaker 1>But well, well yeah, they're certainly not poor. That's no

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<v Speaker 1>poor people. I was looking around for panhandlers and homeless people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not into the building. But everyone there was very

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<v Speaker 1>clearly middle to middle upper class Dave Meltzer was dead

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<v Speaker 1>dead on you know, but yeah it was. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's fucking there's big show and Schevanni Shaffanni sitting next

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<v Speaker 1>to him, and when I tell you, for a good

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<v Speaker 1>half an hour of the show, like almost every time

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking down, he was texting on his phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well he's got to give you know, Baker updates about

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on in the company.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, dear Slim, I wrote you and you're still not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I where I was sitting, which I'm dead too,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit, but it's kind of funny as

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<v Speaker 1>a card goes on. But like where I was sitting,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a direct eyeshot down to see like most

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<v Speaker 1>of the crowd underneath and the commentators and shit, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh yeah, Tony Shavani's just like stepping an

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<v Speaker 1>energy drink and fucking texting on his phone. I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>for what it's worse, you know, to all the people

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<v Speaker 1>that might actually want to try to do commentary on

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<v Speaker 1>this shit, which I'm sure, why not, Uh just go home?

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<v Speaker 1>Like he just very clearly, like I'm just looking at him,

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<v Speaker 1>going this is the way that like a disinterested significant

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<v Speaker 1>other or like a parent that's just like barely engaged

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<v Speaker 1>with their child is doing something. He's sitting there on

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<v Speaker 1>his fucking phone. And he's a sixty something year old man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like he's some teenage kid you know who's

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<v Speaker 1>like I I gotta, you know, keep up in all

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<v Speaker 1>the gossip or whatever. I'm like, this is a senior citizen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, you don't fucking care, dude. I've made fun

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<v Speaker 1>of him a million times for being a fucking shud,

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<v Speaker 1>But seeing that, I'm like, yeah, I nailed it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's one point for that. I kind of got that.

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<v Speaker 1>One lighting is saying he's only fifty four? Does that?

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<v Speaker 1>No he's not, he's old he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I thought he was older than that too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that doesn't yeh.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty four? Is that it's like six seven, bro? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It, No he is not? Okay, So yeah, sixty I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting filthy now filthy is coming through with sixty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a big discrepancy, gentlemen. Can we figure this out? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Who's which? Which internet? Are you asking?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? What is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't Yeah, well, the way he washes in the

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<v Speaker 2>blood of young.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the adreno chrome.

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<v Speaker 2>If you had the opportunity to kill one lizard person

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<v Speaker 2>in aw Come on, how is Shavanni not your first shot?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Oh? He all right, so thank you. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's sixty eight years old. That fucking that makes sense,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Yeah, but yeah, he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Sucking lightning looking on on WCW's website, like what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Right, were you pulling that information from the way

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<v Speaker 1>back machine?

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<v Speaker 2>Where you get that was on arc dot org and

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<v Speaker 2>it says he's a young fifty eight. What fifty four?

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<v Speaker 1>Tony Shavanni's editing his own Wikipedia. He's like, he's fifty four,

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<v Speaker 1>got a big old dick, big old swang in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It want to be a complete creep when he

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<v Speaker 2>heads on the twenty year olds, you know, yeah, come yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he looked it up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, how old's Leonardo DiCaprio. That's how old I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be because we look the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he sucks. But that was so they came out

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<v Speaker 1>for what it's worst, big show. Seemed happy to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>He was, you know, shaking hands and high fiving and

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the people around. Like I said, Trevanni's just there,

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<v Speaker 1>like dad, dad, look him doing a thing on the swing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, great, great, yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>But now that dude sucks shit. But the opener for

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<v Speaker 1>the night, I gotta say, so, this was the night

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<v Speaker 1>of many factions. I know that aw is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>known for their factions and the ones that like just

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<v Speaker 1>won't go the fuck away that have been around forever,

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<v Speaker 1>but almos, everybody I saw on the night belonged to

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<v Speaker 1>one group or the other, and then multiple people from

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<v Speaker 1>the same group were doing things. So what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Comes out? Oh no, no, I'm sorry that this is out

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<v Speaker 1>of order. So Daniel Garcia and Wheeler you to come

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<v Speaker 1>out to their music, which quite literally is a click track.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a click track, but when you record music to

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<v Speaker 1>a metronome, it's basically that. So they come out and

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<v Speaker 1>they're fighting the dark Order, remember the Dark Order. They're

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<v Speaker 1>still doing that, but it's apparently through Ring of Honor,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's.

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<v Speaker 2>When darkness cost.

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<v Speaker 1>The darkness goes so well, how little you know, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>When you say the darkness goes to the Ring of Honor,

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<v Speaker 1>that certainly is Tony's m O, whether he realizes it

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<v Speaker 1>or not. Uh yeah, so obviously the fucking the shitty,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Death Riders beat the Dark Order, which Daniel Garcia

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<v Speaker 1>and wheel are you to come out? And I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>looking at these guys and I'm going, they're still doing

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<v Speaker 1>this with these two, just dull dull bland nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>these guys. I'm like, they're still running with these guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're putting them on the main show. And the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy thing is is like, by the time I get

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<v Speaker 1>to the Roh bullshit, I was thinking to myself and going,

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<v Speaker 1>so some of these people that they're just like smushing

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<v Speaker 1>away in ROH Purgatory are definitely way more capable of

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<v Speaker 1>doing shit on the main show than the people that

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<v Speaker 1>they're insisting on putting on this fucking main show. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Garcia and Wheeler, you did the you know, these

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<v Speaker 1>are the exciting guys they want you to start the

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<v Speaker 1>night off with.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the pre show or are you talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the actual main aw show?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? I think this was Well, that's the problem. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just because they do everything and nothing is explained to you, really.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how I experienced it too, but there was

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<v Speaker 2>usually a break in between them running the dark and

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<v Speaker 2>Dark Elevation matches from back in the day and when

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<v Speaker 2>you get to the main show, So there was some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a break usually. But I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>that's still that still happens or is it just they

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<v Speaker 2>keep throwing shit at you, because that was another thing too,

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<v Speaker 2>was my experience was it really was like total NonStop action.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like as soon as somebody was done with

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<v Speaker 2>a match, here's a couple more people. Yeah, like right

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, shit, well that's that's Tony Kahan trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do the old ECW Paul Hayman shit right. That

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<v Speaker 1>was that was Hayman's thing that he did for a

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<v Speaker 1>little while where it was you know, there are no pauses,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out the ring, you're in the ring, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>on to the next thing. But yeah, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, they just they don't really explain much

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<v Speaker 2>So what was this was the audience like, because you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're already getting into the matches and stuff. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about this being a new venue. You've never been

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<v Speaker 2>to this venue before. You kind of gave us an

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<v Speaker 2>the crowd like at this point? Like, not not to

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<v Speaker 2>the main show yet, obviously that'll be a different crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you're walking in there, what kind of merch

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<v Speaker 2>did they have set up? Did they have anything set up?

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<v Speaker 1>Barely any merch man barely, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Still the beginning of the show. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like. My two buddies that I went with.

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<v Speaker 1>They're you know, they're long running wrestling fans, obviously, because

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<v Speaker 1>they're dudes that are, you know, my age, and they've

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<v Speaker 1>loved it their whole lives. And they're like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe i'll get a shirt. And we walk over to

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<v Speaker 1>the merch stand and there's like six shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>For were they all? Were they all Roman reigns?

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<v Speaker 1>Well this is the weird thing. It's like, okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>got yourself. Oh dude, there's there were multiple pieces of

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<v Speaker 1>merch for fucking Jungle Boy. I'm like, why does Jungle

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<v Speaker 1>Boy have? There was? Oh god, if I remember correctly,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean somebody fire sail or something like, yeah, no

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<v Speaker 1>ship right, like it's in the Walmart DVD bin I

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<v Speaker 1>wish uh no like And maybe I'm wrong and I

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm misremembering it. Yeah, but I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>even saw a Sasha shirt. I don't think I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking Mercedes Mona shirt. But there was. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of pieces of Martise.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys making fucking money if they don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>Merch Tony, Tony doesn't seemingly care, dude. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>That's such a weird thing because it's a chance to well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, even if you wanted the price things at

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars, it's people wearing your logo. It's people people

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<v Speaker 2>just admitting that they like your product. It's a weird

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<v Speaker 2>thing not to have, So you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're trying to raise awareness. What raises better awareness

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<v Speaker 2>about aw than people that are willing to wear your shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I will say this for sure. When I got

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<v Speaker 1>on the train, probably about three or four stops, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did start to see people that were heading towards

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<v Speaker 1>the show, and that's where I started to establish the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, there are barely any young people going

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<v Speaker 1>to the thing, Like I saw some people with their kids,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I said, for the most part, it's all

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<v Speaker 1>grown fucking people in their thirties and forties. But they're

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<v Speaker 1>in the aw shirts and then they're in their own merch.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they're old, like, oh I bought this the

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<v Speaker 1>last time they were in whatever the fuck. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>very clearly a set specific group of people that are

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<v Speaker 1>going to just follow, like these are the exact amount

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<v Speaker 1>of fans. Like looking around the crowd, I predicted before.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember if I said it to you guys

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<v Speaker 1>or not, but I'm like, I'm gonna see anywhere from

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<v Speaker 1>six to ten people I know that I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>in for a long time. Here, I haven't seen him

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<v Speaker 1>forever and lo and behold, yeah, I was closer to ten.

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<v Speaker 1>It was more it was just like, oh, there's and

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<v Speaker 1>then obviously the people that you just like kind of recognize,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember them going shows. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember seeing them in the crowd of places. There was

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<v Speaker 1>some kid that and I felt bad about it because

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<v Speaker 1>he does one of those he does like a YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>fucking show where it's like a bald.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very like how could you forget that show?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's like he does. It's like a trivia thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're both like guys in their mid twenties. He

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<v Speaker 1>looks like he's got like the Anthony Fantano starter kit.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like bald and as a fucking the round Harry

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<v Speaker 1>Potter glasses and ship. And I'm like, oh, I know

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<v Speaker 1>who that guy is. I've seen him a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>times on you know, random reels and ship. But he

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<v Speaker 1>was a Bostonian and I was like, oh, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's there's one that I recognize. But yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd itself. And I will say this, of the

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<v Speaker 1>countless wrestling shows that I've been to in my life

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<v Speaker 1>for different companies, and if I really think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't think I've been to a t NA show,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have. I don't even remember. I've been to

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<v Speaker 1>a show for basically every single major wrestling company that

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<v Speaker 1>has existed in the past quarter of a cential.

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<v Speaker 2>Not if you don't count TNA, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you can you can make that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. I might I might have so for honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>as because I don't think nothing jumps out. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember specifically, but you know nxt WWE obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the production, like the lighting, like like how

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<v Speaker 2>did that come off?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, that was all I mean, there's a ton

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<v Speaker 1>of money spent on it, so obviously it's gonna look good.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean I specifically with the crowd though, like

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<v Speaker 1>what I wanted to make sure I kind of got

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<v Speaker 1>out there because it's like, I don't want to just

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<v Speaker 1>completely ship on everything because yeah, the vibe, because because

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I'm like, I'm going to go see this

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<v Speaker 1>thing and I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 2>See what the well, so let me recap, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so we got there. There's no kids, there's no young people,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no people that are into current trends. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just old people, rich, very rich, very old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course, well that's that's what it's taking.

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<v Speaker 2>The train because you know, the economy is really doing

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<v Speaker 2>well right now. Going to an aw show in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the afternoon, no seven o'clock at night, that's

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<v Speaker 2>right to uh to to find their seats, which is

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<v Speaker 2>a very sparsely merchandised area, which maybe maybe I'm kind

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<v Speaker 2>of hoping Joe that maybe you missed it and somebody

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<v Speaker 2>just came in there and bought a thousand shirts and

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<v Speaker 2>then just cleared them out, and I think.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they just said, geez, I guess we'll just

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<v Speaker 1>take these six different designs or you should be selling

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<v Speaker 1>off the rack, right.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, maybe he wasn't a Jungle Boy fan, which,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I can kind of attest to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can care of attest to.

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<v Speaker 1>That someone came in and bought all the merchant that

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, yeah, but leave that, none of that, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Just I'll take all the Moxley and Monet's shirts. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>I had never been in a crowd though for a

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<v Speaker 1>you know, bigger company if you want to call that.

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<v Speaker 1>No heckling. It was like, in almost a weird way.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, isn't that kind of Tony's mo Like he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>like that at all. He doesn't like heckling the shows,

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't like heckling on Twitter, like he's not a

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<v Speaker 2>fan of heckling in any way.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But dude, I'm in I'm in Boston, Massachusetts,

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<v Speaker 1>and the crowd is like just being nice for everything,

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<v Speaker 1>even shit that sucks, and like guys are fucking up

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, like they're making there like clearly making

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<v Speaker 1>mistakes and doing stupid shit and like the heckling. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some people who are like, yeah, you suck and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that for people that you're technically supposed to cheer.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, this is the most echo chamboury fucking

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling crowd I've ever been in in my life. So like,

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I almost understand why to some extent, some

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<v Speaker 1>of these people that might work for the company are

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<v Speaker 1>just like, that's just the Internet people, because in person,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody thinks everything's fucking swell, right, And if you're drawing

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<v Speaker 1>the same whatever eighteen hundred people to buildings in most

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<v Speaker 1>major cities and they're just the same ones coming back

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<v Speaker 1>buying one of the three different versions of shirts that

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<v Speaker 1>you sell and they're like, this is great, Everything's fucking

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<v Speaker 1>awesome and I love it. Then yeah, you might not

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<v Speaker 1>be aware of this fact, like outside of the Internet,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's where the well, it's all bots and WWE

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<v Speaker 1>is out to get me because clearly we're fucking awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, but not so much, dude. And when

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<v Speaker 1>you think that, once again, Daniel Garcia and Wheeler, you

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<v Speaker 1>to are the guys to send out who are who

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<v Speaker 1>are you know, question Mark Heels.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're the ones that, yes, are there to get

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<v Speaker 2>the crowd going. You you really really want to see

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<v Speaker 2>them get their asses beaten, you know, like who sell tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>But they're But this is the weird thing, man Heals,

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<v Speaker 1>I think. But Moxley is a face and he's the

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<v Speaker 1>leader of the group, but Will and he's making will

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<v Speaker 1>Osprey into a bigger, tough guy. But Will Osprey is

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<v Speaker 1>a babyface too. It's just like the way that WWE

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<v Speaker 1>puts a bunch of bullshit into their shows, and it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make any fucking sense. That does such a favor

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<v Speaker 1>for AW because, like I said, I want to sit

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<v Speaker 1>there to be like this doesn't make any sense, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, neither is WWE. So there is no

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<v Speaker 1>precedent anymore. It's just everybody just farting and kweefing around

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<v Speaker 1>doing whatever they fucking want to do. This guy's doing

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<v Speaker 1>a show where he loses money. Ww's doing a show

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<v Speaker 1>where they make money. So for your flavor of ice cream,

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<v Speaker 1>as I guess in the situation. But of course, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was the dark match. I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll see it on collision. Who knows. But the

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<v Speaker 1>technical I guess opener for the night was, of course

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<v Speaker 1>Will fucking Osprey. So so why is it so this

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<v Speaker 1>guy is supposed to be the biggest dude in the

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<v Speaker 1>company and he's opening the show.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense. I mean he's you know, like bra Klesner, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's I know, I'll go get out of here, Brav,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go catch a fine I go go hunting, hunting

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<v Speaker 1>for what twines? No, it was. It was so fucking

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<v Speaker 1>weird because I'm thinking to myself and going, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is like the Young Bucks methodology where the

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<v Speaker 1>Young Bucks would always put themselves as the first people

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<v Speaker 1>on an insanely long pay per view so they could

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<v Speaker 1>so they could fucking sponge up all the cheers and

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<v Speaker 1>then when the crowd got tired, they were like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going home by Like, is that why you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Osprey opened the show? So he's opening the show and

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<v Speaker 1>you can see too physically the guy. The guy's in shape,

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<v Speaker 1>but the atrophy is is real there, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can see, and I kind of I know you're kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fast forwarding this, but how long was the first match?

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<v Speaker 2>How long was it? Garcia and Universus the Death writers or.

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<v Speaker 1>That was reasonable for an aw match. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was eight ten minutes maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Just trying to take a tell, yeah go on, yeah, well.

417
00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:30.799
<v Speaker 1>Well, by the way, so then so you say that,

418
00:24:30.920 --> 00:24:33.519
<v Speaker 1>and then it leads perfectly into the next match with

419
00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.920
<v Speaker 1>the with the Osprey match, where uh, here's the guy

420
00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:42.079
<v Speaker 1>that is supposed to be headlining Wembley Arena Webley Stadium too,

421
00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:46.279
<v Speaker 1>you know who the fuck doesn't know this is going

422
00:24:46.359 --> 00:24:48.519
<v Speaker 1>to happen, that he's going to win the title with

423
00:24:48.519 --> 00:24:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Wembley from Kenny Omega in front of his hometown. YadA, YadA. Right,

424
00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:57.400
<v Speaker 1>So some guy comes out, his names Adam Brooks, and

425
00:24:57.880 --> 00:25:01.359
<v Speaker 1>I believe his name was like the Ledge, the Ledge

426
00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Solver or some shit like it's like the worst fucking yeah,

427
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:09.559
<v Speaker 1>the Ledge something. Somebody will have to fucking google ay

428
00:25:09.559 --> 00:25:10.240
<v Speaker 1>that really quick.

429
00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:18.000
<v Speaker 2>So his name is like Ledge or the Dope No, yeah, well.

430
00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Either way, it sounded like somebody that had ibs, like

431
00:25:20.759 --> 00:25:23.599
<v Speaker 1>it sounded like a physical affliction. He was like the Ledge,

432
00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:27.559
<v Speaker 1>Ledge Pledge or some stupid shit like that. So this

433
00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:30.640
<v Speaker 1>guy comes out and he's he's Jack's I mean to

434
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:33.319
<v Speaker 1>be fair, he's in good shape, you can tell he's

435
00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:35.920
<v Speaker 1>a British guy because you know, will Osprey wants to

436
00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:36.720
<v Speaker 1>wrestle his friends.

437
00:25:36.920 --> 00:25:39.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought he smile at you or something. Okay,

438
00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:40.279
<v Speaker 2>go on, yeah you can see.

439
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:44.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could smell his breath. The underbite was sprutal.

440
00:25:45.279 --> 00:25:49.759
<v Speaker 1>But so this guy comes out and I turned to

441
00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:52.079
<v Speaker 1>the to the my buddies that I went with there,

442
00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:55.000
<v Speaker 1>and I go watch this. I go, will Osprey supposed

443
00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:57.720
<v Speaker 1>to headline Wembley Stadium. I go, he's gonna go like

444
00:25:57.759 --> 00:26:00.240
<v Speaker 1>twelve to fifteen minutes with this guy that nope, he

445
00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:06.480
<v Speaker 1>knows and lo and behold there it is and the guy, oh,

446
00:26:06.519 --> 00:26:09.759
<v Speaker 1>thank you, yeah, thank you. His name was the loose Ledge.

447
00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:13.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, that sounds like when I fucking eat Chipotle.

448
00:26:13.400 --> 00:26:16.839
<v Speaker 1>I got a loose ledge. It's not good that it's

449
00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:23.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit, but no, So this goofball, I'm like,

450
00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:26.960
<v Speaker 1>why is this match going so long? I get the

451
00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:30.119
<v Speaker 1>other guys in good shape. So it's almost like, hey,

452
00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:33.559
<v Speaker 1>here's this big kind of jack guy for will Osprey

453
00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:36.319
<v Speaker 1>to go against. But it's quite literally like that he's

454
00:26:36.359 --> 00:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>his friend and they want to have a wrestling match.

455
00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:41.680
<v Speaker 1>So they're going to wrestle for twelve minutes or whatever,

456
00:26:42.319 --> 00:26:45.920
<v Speaker 1>and you know, they do everything that any human being

457
00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:49.279
<v Speaker 1>could possibly ever do to another human being, and then

458
00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Osprey lays him on his belly and elbows him in

459
00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:55.519
<v Speaker 1>the head a bunch of times. Oh I'm I'm sorry.

460
00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I forgot one important thing about this. Moxley was on

461
00:26:59.160 --> 00:27:05.960
<v Speaker 1>commentary to which Moxley came in from the street. So

462
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:10.200
<v Speaker 1>he came in from Lansdowne, right, and they're playing his

463
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:13.160
<v Speaker 1>music and they shoot to the camera shot of him

464
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:16.519
<v Speaker 1>walking and walking down the street to come into the building.

465
00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:21.079
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just hysterically laughing at this point because I'm

466
00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:23.680
<v Speaker 1>just going, what the fuck? What the fuck is this?

467
00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Like John Moxley, man of the people coming in through

468
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:32.920
<v Speaker 1>the front door, Buddy, he's not a He's not like

469
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:35.559
<v Speaker 1>all the other wrestlers. He's a true tough guy that

470
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:39.720
<v Speaker 1>comes in from the And I know this is some

471
00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:42.519
<v Speaker 1>bullshit they've been doing for a long time, but I'm like,

472
00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:47.200
<v Speaker 1>it's so fucking idiotic. So they're back to the same asy,

473
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:51.400
<v Speaker 1>repetitive bullshit match that well Osprey has had for ten years. Uh,

474
00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:55.599
<v Speaker 1>it's the same shit. It's as elbows kicks, it's shit

475
00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>that barely looks like it can as a lot of

476
00:27:58.400 --> 00:28:04.279
<v Speaker 1>finger guns. I will say that there was the amount

477
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:06.640
<v Speaker 1>of finger guns on this match. I should have I

478
00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:08.920
<v Speaker 1>wish I had like a clicker and I could have

479
00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:11.920
<v Speaker 1>counted the number of people that did the kick point,

480
00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:15.759
<v Speaker 1>like the point kick where they're like, I got a gun,

481
00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm a gun invisible gun hand guy. I saw that

482
00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:23.720
<v Speaker 1>must have been at least one hundred times, like if

483
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:24.640
<v Speaker 1>you made that in it.

484
00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:27.519
<v Speaker 2>I just looked at how many matches are on collision.

485
00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Twelve matches on collision this week.

486
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Huh oh yeah, yeah, it doesn't end, dude, it's well

487
00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:38.839
<v Speaker 1>fucking matches and very few of them were actually short, man,

488
00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>that's the problem.

489
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:43.480
<v Speaker 2>So well they probably get edited now, right, Like that's really.

490
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so like so of course, like I said, Osprey's

491
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:50.480
<v Speaker 1>got to wrestle his friend. So it goes on forever

492
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and then Ospray fucking elbows into the back of the

493
00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:57.000
<v Speaker 1>head until he's out cold. And now we know that

494
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:59.559
<v Speaker 1>will ospray means business. It's like, well, now, if you'd

495
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:01.480
<v Speaker 1>have done this same exact thing to this guy that

496
00:29:01.559 --> 00:29:06.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking nobody knows and you know, five minutes, if you'd

497
00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:08.799
<v Speaker 1>done it in that amount of time, it'll probably have

498
00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:12.480
<v Speaker 1>meant something. But now he's wrestled him fucking twice as

499
00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>long as you should have and you're just sitting there

500
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:17.799
<v Speaker 1>going all right, that's enough. Now, yeah, it's enough, Willie.

501
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:20.599
<v Speaker 1>We can bring that match the fuck home. And that

502
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:22.559
<v Speaker 1>was that. That was your opener for the night. The

503
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:25.880
<v Speaker 1>guy that was supposed to be the biggest, biggest star

504
00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:28.759
<v Speaker 1>they had on the card, he was out the door

505
00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:33.839
<v Speaker 1>by eight twenty. So that was good, good choice. So

506
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:38.279
<v Speaker 1>then after that, yeah, after that year, you have this

507
00:29:38.319 --> 00:29:40.079
<v Speaker 1>shit in front of you, right, okay, Yeah, you.

508
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Got fifteen year long ROH Women's champion Athena. Oh and.

509
00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:52.119
<v Speaker 1>She slides under the rail. I'll tell you. Athenis slides

510
00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.839
<v Speaker 1>under the radar for doing monett asks shit because Monette

511
00:29:56.960 --> 00:30:00.640
<v Speaker 1>was monet while she was moneying, you know, like we're

512
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:03.880
<v Speaker 1>seeing it as the same ship where she's had that

513
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:05.880
<v Speaker 1>r H belt for like two fucks.

514
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Did a lot of them. Yeah, there's a lot of

515
00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:12.680
<v Speaker 2>women that were doing the the monetue type stuff.

516
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:18.799
<v Speaker 1>The refuse to wish, which that was, this was what

517
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:22.200
<v Speaker 1>it was. By the way. The girl Ava, uh, she's

518
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:26.359
<v Speaker 1>been around for a long time. I know, uh, I

519
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.319
<v Speaker 1>know her ex was a good kid. He's still wrestling too.

520
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:33.799
<v Speaker 1>But she came out. I'm like, she looks so fucking nervous.

521
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Why is she nervous? And then athenis music that's nice.

522
00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, I'm telling you, dude, she came out.

523
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:49.200
<v Speaker 1>She was she was borderline hogged in the fucking ref

524
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.079
<v Speaker 1>She was like bumping into them while they were coming out.

525
00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, either she's acting in a way that it's

526
00:30:55.720 --> 00:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>like kind of selling it, but I'm looking at it.

527
00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm going no, she looks nervous.

528
00:30:59.799 --> 00:31:03.559
<v Speaker 2>As a still collecting scalps.

529
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:08.400
<v Speaker 1>This She wasn't that aggressive with there, but I think

530
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:10.160
<v Speaker 1>she did, like if I remember correctly, she did like

531
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:13.759
<v Speaker 1>one of those fucking like rock Lesnard type fucking double

532
00:31:13.839 --> 00:31:17.039
<v Speaker 1>power bombs I sing. I'm like, baby, girl, you're five

533
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:21.000
<v Speaker 1>feet tall, cut it out. What the fuck are we

534
00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:21.599
<v Speaker 1>doing here?

535
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Man?

536
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:25.200
<v Speaker 1>That's that's another one too. I wish I had if

537
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:28.920
<v Speaker 1>I'd have had a tally like the super autistic guys

538
00:31:28.920 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 1>to go to baseball games to count all the shit

539
00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:33.279
<v Speaker 1>I should have been I mean, this would have been

540
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 1>the perfect environment for it. I should have been counting

541
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:42.519
<v Speaker 1>finger guns, power bombs. Ship onto the apron like it

542
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:44.559
<v Speaker 1>would have just I would have ran out of fucking

543
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>room in a spiral. But this was obviously very very short,

544
00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:51.160
<v Speaker 1>which I'm thinking of myself and going. So we spent

545
00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:55.279
<v Speaker 1>more time putting over a ring of honor World champion

546
00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Athena who could finish this girl quickly? Then guy who's

547
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:03.440
<v Speaker 1>about to line a fucking giant stadium in in uh

548
00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:09.799
<v Speaker 1>in Europe. So that's where we are. That's a's a

549
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>w for you. But yeah, that was it was mercifully short,

550
00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:15.759
<v Speaker 1>and you know, that is what the fuck it is.

551
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Athena is like obviously one of the people that you know.

552
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.079
<v Speaker 1>It's probably it probably is an attitude thing where you like,

553
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:25.200
<v Speaker 1>she she deserves better than this, and she's probably at

554
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:28.200
<v Speaker 1>least as far as her talent goes. But does her

555
00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 1>attitude follow that. I'm gonna bet not, you know.

556
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:38.720
<v Speaker 2>And then from there you had the brawling voights Jamie

557
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Hayter and Alex windsor Uhanna James and Kyla Lopez.

558
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:51.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you this much, the British, the British

559
00:32:51.319 --> 00:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>brawling bird girls. There. I was like, man, they really

560
00:32:55.599 --> 00:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>like liar's got a liar's missing her calling?

561
00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:03.240
<v Speaker 2>Why why would didn't you just distance yourself with anything

562
00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:10.000
<v Speaker 2>called birds just saying maybe maybe lit that that term

563
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:11.319
<v Speaker 2>cool off for a little bit.

564
00:33:11.400 --> 00:33:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Now, that's uh that the bird girl has.

565
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:20.079
<v Speaker 2>It, fucking meth junkie, fentanyl junkie has passed up on it.

566
00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man on she's she's running wild over

567
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>on the other show. Well, that's it. It's like, that's

568
00:33:26.559 --> 00:33:29.319
<v Speaker 1>that's a problem with a lot of the ship that

569
00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:33.119
<v Speaker 1>happens in wrestling outside of the WWE bubble is that

570
00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:37.680
<v Speaker 1>becomes that's the main thing. So if they either have

571
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:43.200
<v Speaker 1>your name, take your idea, whatever your surname might be, it's, uh,

572
00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:46.039
<v Speaker 1>you gotta change it because no matter what, if you're

573
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:48.799
<v Speaker 1>you could be sitting there holding the fucking newspaper like

574
00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Marty McFly saying, I swear I I had this name

575
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:55.720
<v Speaker 1>before they do. They fucking care. The general public just

576
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:58.200
<v Speaker 1>sees that and goes, yeah, you're ripping off w w A.

577
00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:03.119
<v Speaker 1>It's stupid. But the girls were fine. The match itself

578
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>was okay. Uh the girl Tiara James, Holy fucking Christ, dude,

579
00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:18.559
<v Speaker 1>when I tell you like super super attractive like like

580
00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:21.320
<v Speaker 1>that that was like I was like, I'm watching will

581
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.639
<v Speaker 1>Osprey to do was will Osprey shit, And I'm like

582
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:26.119
<v Speaker 1>this shit sucks. And then she comes out. I was like,

583
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:32.119
<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm paying attention, all right, whatever this guy.

584
00:34:32.159 --> 00:34:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, she's just out here to lose to the

585
00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:38.280
<v Speaker 1>fucking to will Osprey's wife and Jamie Hayter, who's got

586
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:41.880
<v Speaker 1>teeth like a oh my god, like a broken fence.

587
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:45.159
<v Speaker 1>Did she ever get a fucking teeth fix? I didn't notice.

588
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even notice when she was in the ring

589
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.400
<v Speaker 1>because I was looking at the looking at the other chick.

590
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, no, So I'm like this this was also,

591
00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:56.519
<v Speaker 1>like I said, mercifully short, just another squash match. So

592
00:34:56.960 --> 00:35:00.239
<v Speaker 1>the women get squash matches. But will Ospray, who was

593
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:03.360
<v Speaker 1>supposed to main event the stadium, that's the real match.

594
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Like a younger, more attractive like symmetrical Brandy Rhoads. Yes,

595
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh so like if Brandy Rhodes was actually attractive, that's

596
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:15.599
<v Speaker 2>what she would look like.

597
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:24.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like if you're into like.

598
00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:27.320
<v Speaker 2>That one issue like Brandy Rhoads, don't get me wrong,

599
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry Brandy Rhodes was attracted. Look, yeah, no she was.

600
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:34.239
<v Speaker 2>There was that one issue of maxim she did like

601
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:37.039
<v Speaker 2>twenty years ago she was gorgeous in that and then

602
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what happened, but yeah, this girl is well.

603
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Her personality really it took it out of you, like

604
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:46.639
<v Speaker 1>when you realized what a fucking annoying cuban she was.

605
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:49.760
<v Speaker 1>It was like, man, she is so hot and she

606
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

607
00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:52.679
<v Speaker 2>Know, I mean, I don't know if your personality makes

608
00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:56.480
<v Speaker 2>one eye higher than the other, but it's just you know,

609
00:35:57.360 --> 00:36:00.800
<v Speaker 2>it makes you notice it though, doesn't it.

610
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.840
<v Speaker 1>It really does, like that is you know, that is

611
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:06.920
<v Speaker 1>just one of the things when you say.

612
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:09.239
<v Speaker 2>You guys right, the feet were totally true. I mean

613
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:12.880
<v Speaker 2>it's weird, right, Like we all know that not everybody's symmetrical,

614
00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:16.039
<v Speaker 2>but I mean when one foot is a size fourteen

615
00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:20.039
<v Speaker 2>men's and the other ones a size eight women's, you

616
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:22.800
<v Speaker 2>just kind of notice those things, you know, especially when

617
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.440
<v Speaker 2>she starts trying to wrestle in the ring and I

618
00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:26.639
<v Speaker 2>don't know, when.

619
00:36:26.480 --> 00:36:28.719
<v Speaker 1>The futuzsi is trash, you know what I mean?

620
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:34.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, but yeah, Tiara James is gorgeous. It's like, oh,

621
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:38.519
<v Speaker 2>she's like a human. What if for Brandy Rhoads, you know,

622
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:40.199
<v Speaker 2>it's yeah.

623
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:43.519
<v Speaker 1>What if Brandy Rhodes was a short, hot thick version

624
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>of her right right, yeah, oh dude, and.

625
00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:51.199
<v Speaker 2>I without all the scan lines on the face and yeah,

626
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

627
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Just by the way, by the way. Spoiler alert. They

628
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.320
<v Speaker 1>then sent her out again later in the night for

629
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.000
<v Speaker 1>a singles match. I was like, I was like, well,

630
00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:03.280
<v Speaker 1>they finally are doing something on the show for me.

631
00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:11.639
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. They're like, listen, I they're sitting there,

632
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:13.840
<v Speaker 1>They're going, all right, so we already did all the

633
00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:17.159
<v Speaker 1>all the autistic ship and the high flying Japanese ship

634
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:19.880
<v Speaker 1>for these fucking losers. Let's send out the hot black

635
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:23.880
<v Speaker 1>chicks again. And I was like, fuck, yeah, dude, thank you,

636
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:28.599
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. Yeah, like street Fighter just put

637
00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:33.960
<v Speaker 1>her up there. Yeah, yeah, dude, yeah, no, I'm not

638
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:34.760
<v Speaker 1>mad at that.

639
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:36.760
<v Speaker 2>This was the first one that I saw. Here we go.

640
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:40.599
<v Speaker 2>This this one is the uh that's I like to

641
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:42.519
<v Speaker 2>call that the Brandy Killer. Uh.

642
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:46.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, dude, she's gorgeous, Like I like, legit. I

643
00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>was laughing because I'm sitting there and I'm going I'm

644
00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:53.840
<v Speaker 1>like what, I'm like, this fucking I'm like this chick

645
00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:58.679
<v Speaker 1>like she probably should be something on the show, even

646
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:01.639
<v Speaker 1>a manager or something. She wasn't bad. She wasn't bad

647
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:03.519
<v Speaker 1>in the ring either. It wasn't like I was just.

648
00:38:04.079 --> 00:38:07.519
<v Speaker 2>A movie with John Cena and Eric Andre somebody. You know,

649
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:11.440
<v Speaker 2>It's just all right, even.

650
00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Though I was doing Coyote hard eyes, I know, a

651
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:17.679
<v Speaker 1>little jealous, but like still at the same time, I'm like, yeah,

652
00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:20.559
<v Speaker 1>they gotta they find a fucking spot for her. Well,

653
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:22.440
<v Speaker 1>it's the same way as like when Anna Jay showed

654
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.760
<v Speaker 1>up for the first time, right A Jay, and I go,

655
00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:27.599
<v Speaker 1>this girl looks like a television star, and then they

656
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:29.559
<v Speaker 1>proceeded to put her on TV for six years and

657
00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:31.920
<v Speaker 1>do next to nothing with her, and she ended up

658
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:32.760
<v Speaker 1>a jungle boy.

659
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:35.760
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I mean, two big TV stars right there, Joe,

660
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:37.280
<v Speaker 2>it's home run.

661
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:44.320
<v Speaker 1>But enough of me thrust and over hot black chicks.

662
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:50.000
<v Speaker 1>The next to the next match, I fucking can't wait

663
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:54.679
<v Speaker 1>to kind of watch, like the people that are listening

664
00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:57.119
<v Speaker 1>to this, please watch this match, because it's like the

665
00:38:57.159 --> 00:39:01.920
<v Speaker 1>perfect explanation of what the fuck is AW and why

666
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:02.880
<v Speaker 1>it sucks so bad?

667
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:06.480
<v Speaker 2>You mean, which so good? And they had to rehire

668
00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:09.360
<v Speaker 2>one of these people and yeah, no, this is this

669
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:12.519
<v Speaker 2>is uh aren't both of these gentlemen. Once upon a

670
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:16.400
<v Speaker 2>time Pillars of AW? I thought they were Oh no, no,

671
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:19.920
<v Speaker 2>just just one of them. Do just too many pillars?

672
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:20.639
<v Speaker 2>Too many?

673
00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:23.400
<v Speaker 1>You put too many pillows under the thing, and then

674
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:25.000
<v Speaker 1>you know you can't even you can't even get into

675
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:28.480
<v Speaker 1>building with all them pillars, locking the doors with all

676
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:34.119
<v Speaker 1>them pillars. But yeah, it was fucking jungle Boy against

677
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Nick Wade, which I was dude. I'm telling you, these guys,

678
00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:45.599
<v Speaker 1>first of all, combined total weight of maybe three hundred pounds,

679
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:54.960
<v Speaker 1>like together, their child's eyes inside each other, like a

680
00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:57.960
<v Speaker 1>little Russian dolls into.

681
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:00.599
<v Speaker 2>One another, nesting dolls. Right.

682
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:03.360
<v Speaker 1>I think you could put them in one of those

683
00:40:03.360 --> 00:40:06.840
<v Speaker 1>old like the sumo suits. You could put in one

684
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:10.599
<v Speaker 1>of those all inflatable zuebo suits. But now it looked

685
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:13.199
<v Speaker 1>like two small children. Like it quite literally look like

686
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:17.079
<v Speaker 1>two small children trying to commit sepiko. Like the whole

687
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:21.639
<v Speaker 1>the whole match was them just doing shit.

688
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:25.960
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't get to die, I get to die.

689
00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:28.159
<v Speaker 1>No I die, I die.

690
00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:30.920
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't die. I die.

691
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:35.079
<v Speaker 1>I special boy. No, I special boy. I die. Uh.

692
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.800
<v Speaker 1>It was fucking when I say it was one of

693
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:41.519
<v Speaker 1>the most idiotic fucking displays I've seen it in quite

694
00:40:41.559 --> 00:40:43.360
<v Speaker 1>some time in wrestling.

695
00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:46.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, how much time has passed up until

696
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>this point, because now we've gone through at least I

697
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:52.880
<v Speaker 2>think six matches, right or one, two, three, four or five? Right,

698
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:55.920
<v Speaker 2>so we've gone through five matches. How much time has passed?

699
00:40:55.960 --> 00:40:59.079
<v Speaker 2>Are you officially at like eight eight thirty now? Or

700
00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:00.000
<v Speaker 2>what time are you at?

701
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm getting I'm it's gotta be around that time,

702
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:09.159
<v Speaker 1>all right, Yeah, and then this thing, of course just

703
00:41:09.239 --> 00:41:15.119
<v Speaker 1>went the fuck on forever. I went. First of all,

704
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:18.960
<v Speaker 1>this is on an aw collision show, which, like you'd

705
00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:22.599
<v Speaker 1>said earlier, you pointed out that there's such little attention

706
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:25.639
<v Speaker 1>paid to the show that nobody told us that's where

707
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:30.920
<v Speaker 1>big show is currently working, right, So yeah, nobody's watching this.

708
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:36.199
<v Speaker 1>Nobody is no one at all. Right, these two dudes

709
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>are fucking murdering each other on what is essentially a

710
00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:48.320
<v Speaker 1>house show, and it's like confusing. I'm laughing. I'm literally

711
00:41:48.440 --> 00:41:54.119
<v Speaker 1>like holding my fucking stomach laughing because this match featured

712
00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:02.199
<v Speaker 1>not only there's a nick Wayne fucking gets power bombed

713
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:07.039
<v Speaker 1>from the fucking top turn buckle onto the fucking heart

714
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:10.599
<v Speaker 1>side of the apron and then they're back yeah, and

715
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:12.800
<v Speaker 1>then there back at the ring in forty five seconds,

716
00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:14.519
<v Speaker 1>just right back.

717
00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Nick Wayne's a beast. Of course he can just you know,

718
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:22.039
<v Speaker 2>power through. That makes sense. I mean when I look

719
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:23.679
<v Speaker 2>at Nick Wayne, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, this

720
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:25.840
<v Speaker 2>guy can take a lot of damage. A lot of

721
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:29.360
<v Speaker 2>fucking damage. Have you seen that forehead? I'm telling you

722
00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:34.840
<v Speaker 2>he can just take repeated blows to the head the throat.

723
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:38.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like when a baby like it's a

724
00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:40.800
<v Speaker 1>lot more malleable than you think it is, right because

725
00:42:40.840 --> 00:42:42.880
<v Speaker 1>it's right because it's little, you know what I mean.

726
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:46.880
<v Speaker 1>You just can't hit the soft spot. Uh oh. And

727
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:53.639
<v Speaker 1>then and then fucking Nick Wayne does a Canadian Destroyers

728
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:58.599
<v Speaker 1>through the second rope to the outside sick and the

729
00:42:58.679 --> 00:43:03.039
<v Speaker 1>whole crowd is going like what the like they because

730
00:43:03.039 --> 00:43:05.719
<v Speaker 1>they're mortified because you're watching, Like I said, what is

731
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:07.119
<v Speaker 1>essentially a house show.

732
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:12.639
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know, Joe, it's collision. It's collision, A

733
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:15.800
<v Speaker 2>little respect on that name. Collision.

734
00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:20.000
<v Speaker 1>And here's the funny thing is was like Liken say

735
00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.000
<v Speaker 1>it in there, It's like, this is like deathmatch ship.

736
00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:26.800
<v Speaker 1>If it was just deathmatch ship, it would actually be

737
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:31.119
<v Speaker 1>almost less stupid. And hear me out for this, right,

738
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:36.760
<v Speaker 1>if you fall on thumbtacks. You go to the back

739
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:41.119
<v Speaker 1>and people just pull thumb packs out of your back.

740
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:45.719
<v Speaker 1>That's what happens, right, if you fall on barbed wire,

741
00:43:46.840 --> 00:43:50.239
<v Speaker 1>some barb wire gets into your back and shoulders, maybe

742
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.159
<v Speaker 1>maybe you got look, maybe get good cut, you know,

743
00:43:53.639 --> 00:43:55.760
<v Speaker 1>if you're not getting into the ship with the tubes

744
00:43:55.800 --> 00:44:01.079
<v Speaker 1>and all that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll fuck up substantially.

745
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:04.320
<v Speaker 1>But that type of stuff like, oh, you fell on

746
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:06.800
<v Speaker 1>some dumb tacks and take some tax out of your

747
00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:08.679
<v Speaker 1>back and you move on with your life, you know.

748
00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:15.400
<v Speaker 1>But when you're sitting there taking Canadian destroyers off the

749
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:19.599
<v Speaker 1>apron to the fucking floor, it's like, yeah, that's quite

750
00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:21.599
<v Speaker 1>literally risking death and proalysis.

751
00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:23.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's somebody in the back that's just taking

752
00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:26.920
<v Speaker 2>out brain chunks, you know that just don't work anymore

753
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:29.800
<v Speaker 2>the back, maybe with like a hangar or something.

754
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:32.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, enough about John. I already talked about

755
00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:38.559
<v Speaker 1>John Oxley. Dude, by the way, watching him just you know,

756
00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:39.960
<v Speaker 1>like I said, once again, where he.

757
00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Still commentating or was the only commentating for the one match?

758
00:44:43.079 --> 00:44:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, he came out just to commentate.

759
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:47.239
<v Speaker 2>I thought he's sitting there the whole time. I mean,

760
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:49.199
<v Speaker 2>it's collision. What else is he gonna do?

761
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:54.159
<v Speaker 1>Osprey's we remember Osprey's like he's teaching Osprey the ways

762
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:59.400
<v Speaker 1>of the Death Jujitsu, so he's out there for that.

763
00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:04.079
<v Speaker 1>But I I'm looking at Osprey and the way that

764
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>he's moving around and just the glaze on his face

765
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:10.840
<v Speaker 1>that you can tell it's like an old football player.

766
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's he's already there. You can see he's got

767
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>he's got the wet brain from the combination.

768
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:21.320
<v Speaker 2>It's not like it's not like the kind of glaze

769
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.599
<v Speaker 2>you'd get from a Lar Sullivan, right, It's just.

770
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:26.519
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not like the kind of glaze you think

771
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:29.920
<v Speaker 1>of for Tiara James or whatever. But no, like you

772
00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:36.760
<v Speaker 1>could just oh, don't worry, he's there too. Oh aar

773
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Fox for sure there. So obviously this whole fucking thing happens.

774
00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:44.199
<v Speaker 1>And then Jungle Boy hits him with I think it

775
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:46.440
<v Speaker 1>was like a fucking knee. So it's like these guys

776
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:48.440
<v Speaker 1>just kill each other and then out of them wings

777
00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:52.440
<v Speaker 1>with like a Kiyah Karate knee, and you know.

778
00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:54.960
<v Speaker 2>How anti climactic.

779
00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's it's it's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. Like I said,

780
00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:02.039
<v Speaker 1>like I said, I'm like, I use this analogia on

781
00:46:02.119 --> 00:46:04.519
<v Speaker 1>the show, but I said it to my buddies. I'm like,

782
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:08.199
<v Speaker 1>this is this is hard raw anal followed by a

783
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:13.800
<v Speaker 1>gloved hand job. That's what that is. Where it's like

784
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:19.559
<v Speaker 1>Padian destroyer to the outside brain smasher, concussion bomb death

785
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:23.760
<v Speaker 1>onto the fucking steel beam that we laid sideways and

786
00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:28.119
<v Speaker 1>set on fire. And then the winning move is a

787
00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:31.480
<v Speaker 1>guy running at you and hitting his ass cheek while

788
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:32.840
<v Speaker 1>his knee grazes you.

789
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Hardcore Joel, how does how does he lose? The lose

790
00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:42.119
<v Speaker 2>the match? I took a slap. He's slapped a three

791
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:42.559
<v Speaker 2>out of me.

792
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's well, well, well you don't understand. It's like

793
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:50.800
<v Speaker 1>after you've been through a lot of punishment in a fight, right,

794
00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes sometimes it's like the light hits so you don't

795
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:57.800
<v Speaker 1>think what we've already been softened up, right, fuck ah,

796
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:03.559
<v Speaker 1>fucking morons. It was like, but I was like watching

797
00:47:03.599 --> 00:47:07.480
<v Speaker 1>this and I I say, the other guys I was with,

798
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:09.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is the type of shit. And my

799
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:11.960
<v Speaker 1>other buddy, who I hadn't seen forever, it was actually

800
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:13.679
<v Speaker 1>it was nice to see him. I hadn't seen him

801
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:17.039
<v Speaker 1>in probably like two or three years and just a

802
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:22.000
<v Speaker 1>very like way, more of a positive, affable guy, you

803
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:24.079
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. He's like he's one of your

804
00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:27.159
<v Speaker 1>friends where you know, he'd say that. He would be

805
00:47:27.239 --> 00:47:29.119
<v Speaker 1>like like if you were on a plane together and

806
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:32.280
<v Speaker 1>the plane was gonna fucking crash into the ocean and

807
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:35.480
<v Speaker 1>everyone was gonna die, he would look at you and go, hey, man,

808
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:37.360
<v Speaker 1>you know a lot of people don't get to die

809
00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:39.559
<v Speaker 1>this way. It's kind of cool if you think about it,

810
00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:41.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, like it's just like he's a very positive,

811
00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:43.039
<v Speaker 1>like funny.

812
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:44.840
<v Speaker 2>See, I don't know what I would do in that situation.

813
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:48.519
<v Speaker 2>I'd probably say, hey, Joe, take my seat, and I'll like, uh.

814
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:56.280
<v Speaker 1>You'd say, you know what, you think they'll bring us

815
00:47:56.280 --> 00:47:58.519
<v Speaker 1>another You know, they should have given us that whole

816
00:47:58.519 --> 00:47:59.239
<v Speaker 1>can of sprite.

817
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:05.840
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna die peanuts. It's a hold back, So how.

818
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:08.239
<v Speaker 1>About some extra bisc off cookies.

819
00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:08.800
<v Speaker 2>For the death right?

820
00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:11.559
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? If I'm going to crash

821
00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:12.960
<v Speaker 1>into the Atlantic Ocean.

822
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Going down, they don't have peanuts anymore. Somebody might breathe

823
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:19.320
<v Speaker 2>the peanuts from fifteen miles back and they're gonna die.

824
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:23.119
<v Speaker 1>We're not gonna get sued for you guys, we will, however,

825
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:27.159
<v Speaker 1>crash the plane into the middle of the That's right, Yeah,

826
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:29.000
<v Speaker 1>that's that is also you You.

827
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Can die in a plane crash without the sniffles like

828
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:34.320
<v Speaker 2>the rest of us, right. Yeah.

829
00:48:34.840 --> 00:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh so my buddy's like, he's like, man, this is

830
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:40.119
<v Speaker 1>the toughest thing for me with the wrestling. He's like,

831
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:43.760
<v Speaker 1>none of the finishes mean anything. He's like, none of

832
00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:46.440
<v Speaker 1>the move they're He's like, he's like, people just hit

833
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.480
<v Speaker 1>a move and it doesn't fucking nothing happens from it,

834
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:52.639
<v Speaker 1>and then the finishes suck and I'm like, yeah, I'm

835
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:54.719
<v Speaker 1>like thank you. I'm like, you feel like this fucking

836
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:58.239
<v Speaker 1>curmudgeon watching this, and I know that's just like part

837
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:00.440
<v Speaker 1>of my personality, but I'm like, even and this like

838
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:05.280
<v Speaker 1>resoundingly positive, good natured guy who's loved wrestling most of

839
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:08.079
<v Speaker 1>his life is looking at this, going the fuck is this?

840
00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Why are these two hundred and forty pound guys like

841
00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:17.519
<v Speaker 1>kicking out of death suicide maneuvers every ten seconds? It's stupid. So,

842
00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:21.880
<v Speaker 1>of course, because that's how that happened, they had to

843
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:29.599
<v Speaker 1>then follow with you guessed it, another version of guys

844
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:33.320
<v Speaker 1>hitting each other with death suicide moves, you know, oh

845
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:36.760
<v Speaker 1>fucking christ. I mean, I got to see that guy,

846
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Knight. Though he's not he's okay, he's not bad.

847
00:49:41.159 --> 00:49:44.719
<v Speaker 1>He did wrest He wrestled r Fox, which was nice

848
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:45.719
<v Speaker 1>to see ar Fox.

849
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:50.679
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's out there. He's a regular, he's an

850
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:52.000
<v Speaker 2>aw lifer.

851
00:49:54.039 --> 00:49:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? Though, for what it's worth, air

852
00:49:56.960 --> 00:50:02.199
<v Speaker 1>Fox got a really good reaction. Yeah, I mean, but

853
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:04.480
<v Speaker 1>like I was like laughing about it because in my mind,

854
00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:10.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm going, shouldn't he be a guy that this audience

855
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:13.760
<v Speaker 1>like probably barely fucking sees. But the people were happy

856
00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:16.280
<v Speaker 1>to see him. I mean they were. They actually were

857
00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:20.440
<v Speaker 1>you know the entrance hit. They were into his uh,

858
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.559
<v Speaker 1>into his ship. And by the way, it's like what

859
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:25.920
<v Speaker 1>aar Fox is doing move wise? Is it really that

860
00:50:26.039 --> 00:50:28.880
<v Speaker 1>different than the Jungle jack Boy and fucking Nick Way

861
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:35.760
<v Speaker 1>and nah nah or spot monkey shit you know. And oh,

862
00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:37.920
<v Speaker 1>by the way, there was something that this was also

863
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:41.960
<v Speaker 1>an interesting thing that we noticed. So you know how

864
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:46.039
<v Speaker 1>I mentioned before that they did the Canadian Destroyer through

865
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:51.800
<v Speaker 1>the second rope to the outside and the match previous, well,

866
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:57.840
<v Speaker 1>well in this match, they did the Canadian Destroyer through

867
00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:02.159
<v Speaker 1>the second rope to the inside of the ring.

868
00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:04.760
<v Speaker 2>How is that even fucking possible?

869
00:51:05.039 --> 00:51:06.880
<v Speaker 1>So it's not the same, it's not the same, dude.

870
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Well no, he ran on the ramp and jumped through

871
00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:15.239
<v Speaker 1>the second rope and gave him a destroyer through the rope.

872
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:17.719
<v Speaker 2>I can't even put this. So wait a minute. All right,

873
00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:22.360
<v Speaker 2>So the ring, what is it like three feet four

874
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:29.519
<v Speaker 2>feet from the ring to the floor. I thought you

875
00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:32.960
<v Speaker 2>meant like they're running from the floor and in the

876
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:35.400
<v Speaker 2>middle of the air they went through the second rope.

877
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, I might actually want to see this, Joe.

878
00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:42.639
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like some insane level of fucking acrobatics.

879
00:51:42.639 --> 00:51:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Straight up video game glose type ship. Yeah. Wait a second,

880
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:51.480
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, no, Like so it

881
00:51:51.559 --> 00:51:54.599
<v Speaker 1>was just laughing at them, like so this just shows

882
00:51:54.639 --> 00:51:58.679
<v Speaker 1>you also that like a W's Asians. I'm like, no

883
00:51:58.760 --> 00:52:03.559
<v Speaker 1>one said to them, hey, five minutes ago they did

884
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:07.719
<v Speaker 1>X move and it was basically the same move, but

885
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:10.840
<v Speaker 1>you did it to the through the ropes to the outside.

886
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:15.039
<v Speaker 1>You're doing it through the ropes to the inside. The

887
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:20.280
<v Speaker 1>fuck is this? You know? So, like I said, where

888
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.400
<v Speaker 1>ar Fox got the reaction where people were like, oh, yay,

889
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:26.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, we're happy to see her. Ar Fox hit

890
00:52:26.320 --> 00:52:30.480
<v Speaker 1>him with I hit Kevin Knight, I believe, with seven

891
00:52:30.599 --> 00:52:34.320
<v Speaker 1>finishers in a row, like just boom boom bom boom

892
00:52:34.320 --> 00:52:36.679
<v Speaker 1>boo boo, boom boo, boom boom boom boom, and then

893
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Knight kicks out of all of them, and the

894
00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:42.360
<v Speaker 1>crowd that might have been the first time or one

895
00:52:42.360 --> 00:52:44.559
<v Speaker 1>of the only times in the whole show where I

896
00:52:44.559 --> 00:52:47.360
<v Speaker 1>heard the crowd actually be like, what the fuck is this?

897
00:52:48.119 --> 00:52:52.639
<v Speaker 1>They were almost annoyed because they were like, why is

898
00:52:52.840 --> 00:52:54.960
<v Speaker 1>ar Fox not winning this? And I get it. It was like,

899
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:56.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's for one of the seven hundred titles

900
00:52:57.000 --> 00:53:00.559
<v Speaker 1>that aw has, so they should be like, we want

901
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:02.039
<v Speaker 1>him to be changed. I don't even think they were

902
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:03.880
<v Speaker 1>like we wanted him to win the title. I think

903
00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:07.199
<v Speaker 1>they were just like, this is fucking stupid. This is

904
00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:12.440
<v Speaker 1>goden past the point of stupidity. And then Kevin Knight's

905
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:17.000
<v Speaker 1>finish is Alexa Bliss is old splash, So that's.

906
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:20.039
<v Speaker 2>Cool, Oh to across the chest the.

907
00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:25.639
<v Speaker 1>Uh the nose job special? Yeah, no, it it's that

908
00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:29.679
<v Speaker 1>that sparkle remember the sparkle splash she did or whatever.

909
00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:32.320
<v Speaker 2>She jumped backwards.

910
00:53:32.519 --> 00:53:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's basically that's what this grown ass man does

911
00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:37.519
<v Speaker 1>as it's.

912
00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Finish twisted bliss. Yes, there you go, thank you.

913
00:53:42.039 --> 00:53:49.880
<v Speaker 1>He does a girl's gymnastics move. This is finish. Well,

914
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:51.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you, I'll tell you this much.

915
00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Was a fast match too, or was this?

916
00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:54.880
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

917
00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:58.480
<v Speaker 1>This is very long. This is a very very long

918
00:53:58.559 --> 00:53:59.119
<v Speaker 1>match too.

919
00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:02.440
<v Speaker 2>So all right, now we're in the thick of the show,

920
00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:04.760
<v Speaker 2>and I need to ask other way.

921
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:08.000
<v Speaker 1>There's only like nine more matches, just so you don't right.

922
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Right, No, no, I understand. I mean clearly there's thirteen

923
00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:14.360
<v Speaker 2>matches on the first half of Collision and then thirty

924
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:16.880
<v Speaker 2>six on the second. But I'm kind of curious. Now

925
00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:20.960
<v Speaker 2>we've established we're in the middle of the show. At

926
00:54:20.960 --> 00:54:24.679
<v Speaker 2>this point, everybody's taking their public transportation to the event.

927
00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Pretty much everybody here is going to be the same

928
00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:32.199
<v Speaker 2>people here till they leave or until the very end,

929
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:33.719
<v Speaker 2>whichever comes first.

930
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I some people left at the end of the Collision

931
00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:40.519
<v Speaker 1>taping for sure, Okay, yeah, they weren't sticking around for

932
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:43.039
<v Speaker 1>the roh shit, which that was Like Tony Kahan came out,

933
00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:47.360
<v Speaker 1>he was like, please stay, thank you. You guys are great.

934
00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Boston's great, everything's great. Because he knew that everyone at

935
00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:53.360
<v Speaker 1>ten thirty at night or at ten o'clock at night,

936
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:55.559
<v Speaker 1>it was like, can we with the fuck out?

937
00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:59.039
<v Speaker 2>It's weird that he's still doing that. You would think

938
00:54:59.079 --> 00:55:03.199
<v Speaker 2>that you would do that in the inverse, where you

939
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:06.760
<v Speaker 2>would force people to sit through rh to show up

940
00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:10.000
<v Speaker 2>really for ro Oh, and then they would stay for

941
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:14.519
<v Speaker 2>collision and if anything with him booking everything so oddly,

942
00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:18.000
<v Speaker 2>why not just kind of mix it up? Why not

943
00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:22.719
<v Speaker 2>throw a couple of ROH matches in between collision and

944
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:25.320
<v Speaker 2>then go back to your regularly scheduled collision.

945
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:29.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, just change the hanging banner that's on the balcony.

946
00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:32.400
<v Speaker 1>They would a done, which was like right next to me,

947
00:55:32.440 --> 00:55:35.000
<v Speaker 1>which was even funnier because I'm sitting there and they're

948
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:37.559
<v Speaker 1>like at one point they came over, They're like, yeah,

949
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:40.599
<v Speaker 1>we're watching the thing, and I'm like, well, I'll tell

950
00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:43.000
<v Speaker 1>you this much, I'm not moving an inch for these

951
00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:45.039
<v Speaker 1>fucking people. Fuck off, I don't care.

952
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:47.280
<v Speaker 2>So what was that like at this point? So now

953
00:55:47.320 --> 00:55:52.360
<v Speaker 2>you have all of Boston United at aw Collision Fests

954
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:55.760
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty six, what was it like? What were the

955
00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:57.920
<v Speaker 2>people like so now, what was the kind of gauge

956
00:55:58.559 --> 00:55:59.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, I as opposed to the people that you

957
00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:02.920
<v Speaker 2>ran into what you got there with the six merchandise shirts,

958
00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:04.480
<v Speaker 2>But what was it like?

959
00:56:04.519 --> 00:56:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Now it's starting to get wavy because now they've sat

960
00:56:09.320 --> 00:56:15.360
<v Speaker 1>through two spot Monkey lunatic matches, three squash matches, and

961
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:18.159
<v Speaker 1>will Osprey who was supposed to be their fucking stone

962
00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:19.039
<v Speaker 1>called Steve Austin.

963
00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:22.039
<v Speaker 2>So they're no longer. Are they still excited like they

964
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.519
<v Speaker 2>were when Big Show came out?

965
00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Or well, I'll tell you this much, They're not dead.

966
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:33.320
<v Speaker 1>The crowd is not dead, and you're gonna start to

967
00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:37.239
<v Speaker 1>see the reactions become a little more mixed, as like

968
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:41.199
<v Speaker 1>I said, as the time goes on, because the quality

969
00:56:41.239 --> 00:56:49.440
<v Speaker 1>of opponent certainly starts to vary. Put it nicely. So

970
00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:53.519
<v Speaker 1>I know that this is a guy that at points

971
00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:56.239
<v Speaker 1>you've been like, well no, I see why. You know

972
00:56:56.360 --> 00:56:59.119
<v Speaker 1>he's a big jack guy or whatever the fuck. But

973
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:09.280
<v Speaker 1>quite literally, Brian Cage is dog shit. I mean, I'm sorry,

974
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:16.800
<v Speaker 1>he's he fucking stinks like real, real bad And they did,

975
00:57:17.119 --> 00:57:18.760
<v Speaker 1>of course, like I said, a faction night. So the

976
00:57:18.800 --> 00:57:22.000
<v Speaker 1>don Callus family has to appear, is don callous there? Though?

977
00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Of course not, because here's seventy two people in his faction.

978
00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:28.320
<v Speaker 1>So he just sends out, you know, who ever the fuck? So,

979
00:57:29.239 --> 00:57:32.519
<v Speaker 1>what's his name? Brian Cage, Jake Doyle, I don't even

980
00:57:32.519 --> 00:57:37.480
<v Speaker 1>know what the fuck that is. It's Hugh Hetches, Harrow,

981
00:57:38.320 --> 00:57:41.800
<v Speaker 1>and I don't even know who this guy is, Tommy Felipe.

982
00:57:42.039 --> 00:57:43.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm like looking at these people, I'm like, I don't

983
00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:48.440
<v Speaker 1>even know the fuck this is. You know, so that's

984
00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:51.679
<v Speaker 1>one side, and who the fuck are they going against? Yeah,

985
00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:53.880
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, so it's the job or a group or whatever.

986
00:57:54.199 --> 00:57:58.599
<v Speaker 1>But Brian Cage comes out first of all, Like I said,

987
00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I hate to every time I talk about him, I say,

988
00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:06.119
<v Speaker 1>he looks like he's gonna probably fucking drop dead, like

989
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:11.199
<v Speaker 1>he's beyond loaded to the gills on whatever, everything a

990
00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:16.480
<v Speaker 1>to Z. And he comes out ands just like like

991
00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:19.000
<v Speaker 1>it looks like it hurts for him to exist.

992
00:58:19.039 --> 00:58:22.079
<v Speaker 2>He's Bane. How do you not like Bain, Joe, I'm

993
00:58:22.159 --> 00:58:23.320
<v Speaker 2>just confused by this.

994
00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:27.599
<v Speaker 1>Well, this is my problem with Baine in the situation.

995
00:58:28.719 --> 00:58:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Bain doesn't go and fight people with Luca Lebray moves.

996
00:58:33.679 --> 00:58:37.800
<v Speaker 2>You've only taken the HGH. I was born into it.

997
00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Brainshirt, stand there, schlock and do a shining wizard. What

998
00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:52.079
<v Speaker 1>what what's the point? Like I'm looking at him and going,

999
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:55.639
<v Speaker 1>what is the point of getting this big and giant

1000
00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:00.239
<v Speaker 1>and fucking jacked if you're just gonna do the same

1001
00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:05.039
<v Speaker 1>ship as Jack Perry and fucking Nick Wade.

1002
00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:08.719
<v Speaker 2>I totally agree it's that is one of his worst aspects.

1003
00:59:08.719 --> 00:59:10.519
<v Speaker 2>It was the same ship that we didn't like about

1004
00:59:10.559 --> 00:59:16.599
<v Speaker 2>fucking uh uh bron there for a minute, Bronson, Bronson

1005
00:59:16.679 --> 00:59:18.320
<v Speaker 2>was trying to do that ship for half a minute,

1006
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Like there's yeah, the big guys need to realize you

1007
00:59:21.360 --> 00:59:24.239
<v Speaker 2>don't need to be little guys like you just just

1008
00:59:24.320 --> 00:59:27.920
<v Speaker 2>go out there and eat them for fucking breakfast. That's

1009
00:59:27.960 --> 00:59:28.679
<v Speaker 2>your job.

1010
00:59:29.719 --> 00:59:31.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not even a matter of like when we talk

1011
00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:34.599
<v Speaker 1>about a big like Bronson, right like and now he's working,

1012
00:59:34.679 --> 00:59:36.920
<v Speaker 1>he's getting in good shape or all that, and it's like, Okay,

1013
00:59:36.960 --> 00:59:40.360
<v Speaker 1>well he's a he's a big guy. He's a heavier dude,

1014
00:59:40.440 --> 00:59:44.599
<v Speaker 1>or was a heavier dude. But Brian Cage is quite

1015
00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:49.960
<v Speaker 1>literally shaving decades off of his life to look like this.

1016
00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:52.800
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, but I mean, like you're looking like a

1017
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:55.800
<v Speaker 2>complete monster. He should be punching fucking osprey and the

1018
00:59:55.920 --> 01:00:00.400
<v Speaker 2>uterus every week. Yes, yeah, what's point?

1019
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:03.760
<v Speaker 1>But like that's like this is what makes no sense

1020
01:00:03.880 --> 01:00:07.039
<v Speaker 1>to me? Okay, Like this is like a nun with

1021
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:13.719
<v Speaker 1>fake tics. What's the point? What's the point? He's like, oh, man,

1022
01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:16.719
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm gonna do. I'm like a like

1023
01:00:16.760 --> 01:00:19.320
<v Speaker 1>a priest with a dick and plant. Why what are

1024
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:22.199
<v Speaker 1>you doing? There's no need for this, Like you're like,

1025
01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:27.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm a bucking, big, giant shot guy that's gonna kill everyone.

1026
01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:29.559
<v Speaker 1>And then he comes out and he's like, ooh move

1027
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:32.360
<v Speaker 1>snoop flippity do. I'm gonna put you in a pump

1028
01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:36.599
<v Speaker 1>handle slam and do a fucking blue thunderbomb. It's like

1029
01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:42.679
<v Speaker 1>stop punch, kick, please eat slam.

1030
01:00:43.599 --> 01:00:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Red rip, tear fish and by the way, by.

1031
01:00:48.719 --> 01:00:50.800
<v Speaker 1>The way, like the third main event of the night

1032
01:00:50.920 --> 01:00:53.519
<v Speaker 1>that happens, which was the actual last matter of the show.

1033
01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching it and I'm thinking to myself, Brian Cage,

1034
01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:02.079
<v Speaker 1>watch this, we'll get there. But I'm like, Brian Cage,

1035
01:01:02.079 --> 01:01:04.599
<v Speaker 1>this is what you should be doing. Why are you

1036
01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:07.920
<v Speaker 1>doing all this bullshit? Like I said, shaving.

1037
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Are referencing Karashida Matcher.

1038
01:01:11.199 --> 01:01:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so yeah, broke the cage and Jack Doyle

1039
01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:18.599
<v Speaker 1>and Hetchacho of.

1040
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Hey, they got chased off by by Cocin Heroin Mike Bailey.

1041
01:01:26.960 --> 01:01:30.519
<v Speaker 1>Mike Mike Bailey made like three appearances on this show,

1042
01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:32.360
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what are we doing?

1043
01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:38.679
<v Speaker 2>Jack Perry. Jack Perry was involved.

1044
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Commander with the k and the Rascals. Saw every every

1045
01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:45.159
<v Speaker 1>every member of the Rascals had a match on the show,

1046
01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:48.920
<v Speaker 1>just so you don't every one of them.

1047
01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:55.360
<v Speaker 2>And who is this the Congressman? Oh the collaboration? Yes, sorry,

1048
01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:58.360
<v Speaker 2>very catchy, I know I was it was the Congressman.

1049
01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:02.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, whoa, you know, I'm kind interested. Who's who's

1050
01:02:02.119 --> 01:02:03.519
<v Speaker 2>coming out there? Is it? Uh?

1051
01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:09.599
<v Speaker 1>John Fetterman? No, what's his name? I know he said,

1052
01:02:10.159 --> 01:02:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I know.

1053
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:16.519
<v Speaker 5>He oh sorry, Uh well no, Like I know, he's

1054
01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:18.519
<v Speaker 5>had a lot of health problems, so I'm not trying

1055
01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:21.840
<v Speaker 5>to be shitty to him, but uh Kylo'iley.

1056
01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:24.079
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, he looks like he's

1057
01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:27.519
<v Speaker 1>he's an age like ten years in the past couple

1058
01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:30.519
<v Speaker 1>of years. That poor guy, like you could just you

1059
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:34.119
<v Speaker 1>could see where you know, he's he's working through it,

1060
01:02:34.559 --> 01:02:36.039
<v Speaker 1>you know, I know, the guy. It took him a

1061
01:02:36.039 --> 01:02:38.559
<v Speaker 1>long time to get his shit straight. But I saw

1062
01:02:38.639 --> 01:02:40.679
<v Speaker 1>him and just like in the face, I'm like, man,

1063
01:02:40.719 --> 01:02:43.360
<v Speaker 1>this guy's been through a lot, and I'm not even

1064
01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:46.719
<v Speaker 1>being an asshole. I just like rooting for the dude

1065
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:49.639
<v Speaker 1>because he seems like he's a fucking nice guy and

1066
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:53.119
<v Speaker 1>anytime he had any sort of momentum and shit going on.

1067
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:55.679
<v Speaker 2>I know you like to be nice, but it really

1068
01:02:55.679 --> 01:02:58.639
<v Speaker 2>sounds like you're giving him last rites over here, like, oh, guys,

1069
01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:02.440
<v Speaker 2>can somebody can somebody check up on Kyle Fletcher? He's

1070
01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:04.920
<v Speaker 2>not looking too good. Guys. I'm not saying anything bad,

1071
01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:08.519
<v Speaker 2>but if there was somebody that was communicable in that

1072
01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:10.599
<v Speaker 2>locker room, I'd probably look.

1073
01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:12.719
<v Speaker 1>At God, well, no, do you know what it is?

1074
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:16.519
<v Speaker 1>It's there's always this thing now and maybe this, maybe

1075
01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:18.880
<v Speaker 1>this happened with you when you got into your early forties.

1076
01:03:18.920 --> 01:03:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you remember this, but you have this. No,

1077
01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Kenny Omega wasn't on the show. No like this, there's

1078
01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:34.400
<v Speaker 1>this part like where you look at it you just go, am,

1079
01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:38.119
<v Speaker 1>I do I look as old as I either think

1080
01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I do or don't think I do, right, Because then

1081
01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:43.679
<v Speaker 1>you see someone like Kyle O'Reilly and I go Kyler

1082
01:03:43.760 --> 01:03:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Riley's like a year or two younger than me, and

1083
01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:51.480
<v Speaker 1>he looks fifty something. Yeah, And I was like, oh boy,

1084
01:03:51.519 --> 01:03:54.079
<v Speaker 1>am I just like not looking in the mirror right

1085
01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:56.079
<v Speaker 1>right now? Am I having some sort of thing, because

1086
01:03:56.119 --> 01:04:01.400
<v Speaker 1>like you're questioning, Yeah, you had questioned yourself.

1087
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:05.199
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm like Joey's going into the beer real quick

1088
01:04:05.199 --> 01:04:07.679
<v Speaker 2>and popping a couple of its and ship like, I

1089
01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:09.440
<v Speaker 2>got get rid of this ship. Man, I gotta look good.

1090
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to end up like Kyle Fletcher.

1091
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Fucking you know what, You're two.

1092
01:04:20.360 --> 01:04:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Years older than Kyle Fletcher. I'm like, man, I don't

1093
01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:26.000
<v Speaker 2>look like Kyle Fletcher. Someday all the ship.

1094
01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Like, man, we all expect you know, life is life.

1095
01:04:32.480 --> 01:04:34.280
<v Speaker 1>We know what it is. You get older, you get

1096
01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:37.960
<v Speaker 1>get mantated out, you fucking you know, the eyes get

1097
01:04:37.960 --> 01:04:39.480
<v Speaker 1>a little bit fucking sad.

1098
01:04:39.599 --> 01:04:42.760
<v Speaker 2>But it is how depressing are you as a dude

1099
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.280
<v Speaker 2>that other guys are looking at you? Going, God, I

1100
01:04:45.320 --> 01:04:47.239
<v Speaker 2>gotta get my health checked, you know, like.

1101
01:04:52.519 --> 01:04:55.679
<v Speaker 1>I got to get a full blood palette. Have to

1102
01:04:55.719 --> 01:04:59.519
<v Speaker 1>see this fucking guy. And by the way, he's probably

1103
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:02.440
<v Speaker 1>intented better shape than I am, if not at least

1104
01:05:02.840 --> 01:05:05.119
<v Speaker 1>but just like in the face, I'm looking at them

1105
01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:08.599
<v Speaker 1>just going, oh man, if this guy is the same fucking.

1106
01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Age as me, I wasn't gonna go see the doctor.

1107
01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:15.199
<v Speaker 2>I've seen Kyle Fletcher wrestle. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna get

1108
01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:16.960
<v Speaker 2>a full body scan, you know.

1109
01:05:17.159 --> 01:05:19.679
<v Speaker 1>Like, no, no, do you know what it means. It's

1110
01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:23.679
<v Speaker 1>like when you don't see somebody, You don't see somebody

1111
01:05:23.760 --> 01:05:25.880
<v Speaker 1>for a long time, and then one way or the other,

1112
01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:27.800
<v Speaker 1>they put on a lot of weight or they lose

1113
01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:29.880
<v Speaker 1>a lot of weight, and it's kind of drastic, and

1114
01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:32.400
<v Speaker 1>you just go, oh wow, they look so different, like

1115
01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:37.599
<v Speaker 1>you might not realize that with yourself. We're like just

1116
01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:40.599
<v Speaker 1>waking up being the same dude. And then eventually you're

1117
01:05:40.639 --> 01:05:44.840
<v Speaker 1>just like, whoa, what the fuck? What happened? How did

1118
01:05:44.880 --> 01:05:47.559
<v Speaker 1>I what? You know? It's it's like this, speaking of age.

1119
01:05:47.599 --> 01:05:50.880
<v Speaker 1>It's like the scene in the waterfalse TLC video. You

1120
01:05:50.920 --> 01:05:56.400
<v Speaker 1>wake up, you don't recognice the mirror because now you've

1121
01:05:56.440 --> 01:06:01.400
<v Speaker 1>got the each But now this that was that was

1122
01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:03.440
<v Speaker 1>the highlight of the match. I guess you could call

1123
01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:06.400
<v Speaker 1>it that with me going I hope Kyler Riley's okay.

1124
01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:10.679
<v Speaker 2>Joe scrolling through his phone trying to match ailments with

1125
01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Google results.

1126
01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:16.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Change, And then I saw Roderic Strong, and I

1127
01:06:16.599 --> 01:06:19.440
<v Speaker 1>go change the name from the conglomeration to web MD.

1128
01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:22.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, dude, maybe that should be the name

1129
01:06:22.599 --> 01:06:28.719
<v Speaker 1>of it, zoc doc. Hey, hey crowd, you guys remember

1130
01:06:28.719 --> 01:06:31.440
<v Speaker 1>when these were the young, spry guys and rig of honor.

1131
01:06:31.719 --> 01:06:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Time to make that, time to make that doctor's appointment. Okay,

1132
01:06:34.519 --> 01:06:38.719
<v Speaker 1>that prostate poked. Let him go play some fucking flea

1133
01:06:38.840 --> 01:06:42.920
<v Speaker 1>bass line on that ol ps Hayes and your ass.

1134
01:06:42.760 --> 01:06:46.119
<v Speaker 2>You know, web MD and Lemonade sponsorships hitting your phone

1135
01:06:46.159 --> 01:06:49.079
<v Speaker 2>right now? Just fun.

1136
01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:51.880
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm sitting there, I'm going, oh shit, my

1137
01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:53.719
<v Speaker 1>phones near me. I'm gonna pick it up, and every

1138
01:06:53.760 --> 01:06:56.239
<v Speaker 1>ad is gonna be get your ass pipe checked. You

1139
01:06:56.239 --> 01:06:59.480
<v Speaker 1>don't look that old. Everything's okay?

1140
01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:00.199
<v Speaker 2>Up?

1141
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Are you pooping? Blood? Could be hemorrhoids at leasta, not

1142
01:07:03.119 --> 01:07:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Kyl O'Riley right now. I guess Kyler Riley's made a

1143
01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:08.400
<v Speaker 1>lot of money. I'm like, why is my phone having

1144
01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:13.679
<v Speaker 1>an inner Monologue's a little weird the Cola Guard ad.

1145
01:07:14.440 --> 01:07:14.639
<v Speaker 3>Get that.

1146
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:17.679
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I love the Cola Guard ad because

1147
01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the whole premise of it. The mascot of it is

1148
01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:23.639
<v Speaker 1>the box that you're supposed to send your feces in.

1149
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:30.159
<v Speaker 1>So the so the mascot for the product is like

1150
01:07:30.960 --> 01:07:34.719
<v Speaker 1>fill my body with your stink and then send me away,

1151
01:07:35.119 --> 01:07:39.239
<v Speaker 1>or like that's a little fucking grugs.

1152
01:07:42.039 --> 01:07:44.639
<v Speaker 2>All things more interesting than Kyle.

1153
01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Just play your doodo in me and make sure you're

1154
01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:51.400
<v Speaker 1>not dying. That's I don't I don't think, why are

1155
01:07:51.400 --> 01:07:53.960
<v Speaker 1>you why is it telling me that it's a little

1156
01:07:55.440 --> 01:08:00.320
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, So that was a match feature. That's the

1157
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:06.559
<v Speaker 1>Don Kallas family for you. And then this was the

1158
01:08:06.880 --> 01:08:10.840
<v Speaker 1>next match. I gotta say, I mean, Shampa got a

1159
01:08:10.880 --> 01:08:14.280
<v Speaker 1>hero's welcome. Tampa got really the ovation of the night,

1160
01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:20.199
<v Speaker 1>deservedly Boston guy. But that dude Meyer and Reid.

1161
01:08:21.960 --> 01:08:27.279
<v Speaker 2>And not of the blurred well, he's going to.

1162
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Need some work. I mean, ye, not not. There's about

1163
01:08:32.760 --> 01:08:37.960
<v Speaker 1>three times in this match where you know when everybody

1164
01:08:37.960 --> 01:08:40.800
<v Speaker 1>in Boston is that has been related to the d's

1165
01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.479
<v Speaker 1>nose Tomasso Champa and has known him for quite some time.

1166
01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:48.760
<v Speaker 1>There were multiple instances in this match where we saw

1167
01:08:48.920 --> 01:08:53.039
<v Speaker 1>Tamaso's Champa's wife stand up like oh fuck, like she

1168
01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:55.840
<v Speaker 1>thought he was hurt and thought that this guy had

1169
01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:58.119
<v Speaker 1>hurt him. I was like, Yeah, this dude sucks. This

1170
01:08:58.239 --> 01:09:03.439
<v Speaker 1>is not this guy's the not particularly great But Myron reed,

1171
01:09:03.720 --> 01:09:06.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm not buying any stock at him. But tom also

1172
01:09:06.279 --> 01:09:08.960
<v Speaker 1>had a good match, and it's just crazy to see

1173
01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:11.399
<v Speaker 1>because now at this point he's got to be kylo'

1174
01:09:11.479 --> 01:09:16.199
<v Speaker 1>Riley's agent. Motherfucker is ripped. He's still cut up. Man,

1175
01:09:16.199 --> 01:09:19.960
<v Speaker 1>He's an insane fucking shape. So that was good though.

1176
01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:21.000
<v Speaker 1>That was a good match.

1177
01:09:24.079 --> 01:09:26.560
<v Speaker 2>With Big Show too, where he told Big Show to

1178
01:09:26.840 --> 01:09:28.239
<v Speaker 2>tell Jericho.

1179
01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:32.199
<v Speaker 1>To h He stood up on a chair and got

1180
01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:34.840
<v Speaker 1>in his face. I was like, you're not helping yourself yet, Tomasso,

1181
01:09:34.920 --> 01:09:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I know what you because he's like, I'm going to

1182
01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:41.520
<v Speaker 1>say it to your face, and I'm thinking to myself,

1183
01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:44.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, if this gets physical, all he's got

1184
01:09:44.039 --> 01:09:47.079
<v Speaker 1>to really do is push you off the chair. So

1185
01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:50.359
<v Speaker 1>not really helping yourself out there. It's kind of like

1186
01:09:50.439 --> 01:09:53.560
<v Speaker 1>rolling up to a guy talking ship on a unicycle. Uh,

1187
01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:58.560
<v Speaker 1>this could go very wrong for you, sir, you know.

1188
01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:01.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was fine. Like I said, I mean,

1189
01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.119
<v Speaker 1>it's it's Masco Champa. It's a pro. He's one of

1190
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:06.880
<v Speaker 1>the few people that I actually would consider a real

1191
01:10:06.960 --> 01:10:10.239
<v Speaker 1>pro on the show. So it was good. It was good.

1192
01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:13.159
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what was not good though, was this

1193
01:10:13.439 --> 01:10:17.720
<v Speaker 1>androte thing where I didn't even recognize him at.

1194
01:10:17.560 --> 01:10:19.079
<v Speaker 2>First or was he wearing the mask?

1195
01:10:20.720 --> 01:10:22.640
<v Speaker 1>No, he had some he had like a news he

1196
01:10:22.680 --> 01:10:25.520
<v Speaker 1>had on. I was like, he is they teasing a Seamus?

1197
01:10:26.399 --> 01:10:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Is he?

1198
01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:29.159
<v Speaker 1>And they showed him on the screen.

1199
01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Why not News could use a part too, is Mexican news? Mexican?

1200
01:10:40.159 --> 01:10:49.720
<v Speaker 3>You read at about it? Extra extra, extra extra grande.

1201
01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:55.279
<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, know, so this was a weird thing. But

1202
01:10:55.319 --> 01:10:59.960
<v Speaker 3>then the good Now, mish I gotta say so obviously

1203
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:02.439
<v Speaker 3>the missus sends me a thing and she goes, hey,

1204
01:11:02.479 --> 01:11:05.479
<v Speaker 3>you got to try to get yourself on TV joking around,

1205
01:11:05.520 --> 01:11:08.279
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, how about I don't I'm not gonna

1206
01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:11.960
<v Speaker 3>do that, Like I'm for sure not gonna make a conscious.

1207
01:11:11.720 --> 01:11:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't you do that? How to like falling down

1208
01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:15.800
<v Speaker 2>the stairs or something like, oh my god, do you

1209
01:11:15.840 --> 01:11:18.000
<v Speaker 2>realize it's.

1210
01:11:19.880 --> 01:11:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Dude? This is to me, this is like being in

1211
01:11:22.600 --> 01:11:26.439
<v Speaker 1>the background footage of a fucking crime scene, like this

1212
01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:29.840
<v Speaker 1>ship is I don't remember.

1213
01:11:30.239 --> 01:11:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember when that guy ran in on Brett

1214
01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Hart at the Hall of fame, Like, I mean, Tony

1215
01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Shiavanni is at least half of that, right, Well.

1216
01:11:39.319 --> 01:11:41.159
<v Speaker 1>That was the funny thing is It's like I'm sitting

1217
01:11:41.159 --> 01:11:44.319
<v Speaker 1>there and I'm looking down and I'm like, I'm like,

1218
01:11:44.319 --> 01:11:48.399
<v Speaker 1>these people are all really accessible, you know, like I

1219
01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:50.880
<v Speaker 1>could have just sat behind like I had a good

1220
01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:53.159
<v Speaker 1>enough seat. It was a good spot. It was technically

1221
01:11:53.239 --> 01:11:55.840
<v Speaker 1>VIP or whatever the fuck. I don't know, but I

1222
01:11:55.880 --> 01:11:58.000
<v Speaker 1>was laughing because I'm like, I would have loved to

1223
01:11:58.039 --> 01:12:00.680
<v Speaker 1>have sat behind Shravanni and just been like, oh my.

1224
01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:06.239
<v Speaker 2>You could have just whispered it so that the mic

1225
01:12:06.279 --> 01:12:08.960
<v Speaker 2>doesn't pick it up, but we can read your lips

1226
01:12:09.359 --> 01:12:10.319
<v Speaker 2>and he can hear you.

1227
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I'm like, like, what a Conrad's fucking Load's

1228
01:12:16.159 --> 01:12:19.640
<v Speaker 1>taste like a piece of ship fucking lose there, you

1229
01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:23.600
<v Speaker 1>old fucking cunt. He just turns around. He's like what

1230
01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:23.920
<v Speaker 1>was that.

1231
01:12:24.039 --> 01:12:29.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, nothing, Yeah, Perry's a runt.

1232
01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, you're like fucking brick Baker's never gonna touch

1233
01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:38.720
<v Speaker 1>a little nasty old dick, you know that, right, You're

1234
01:12:38.760 --> 01:12:45.359
<v Speaker 1>fucking weirdo ship bag Countless Towns is fucking bomb.

1235
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:58.560
<v Speaker 4>Just and then he turns around in the mi oh h.

1236
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:04.119
<v Speaker 1>John gould check junk gold check. I don't know what

1237
01:13:04.640 --> 01:13:07.279
<v Speaker 1>this guy sounds saying. I'm saying all this horrible ship

1238
01:13:07.359 --> 01:13:09.560
<v Speaker 1>to him and I don't even know. Man, I'm not

1239
01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:11.399
<v Speaker 1>doing it. I'm not doing any of that. This is

1240
01:13:12.039 --> 01:13:14.399
<v Speaker 1>what the hell's wrong with you, Shovanni. He's fucking little

1241
01:13:14.399 --> 01:13:18.760
<v Speaker 1>baked or something. Fucking idiot, fucking little dick's dick sniffer.

1242
01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Bet you fucking to crawl your nose under Conrad's fucking

1243
01:13:23.680 --> 01:13:26.439
<v Speaker 1>rolls and take a big sniff. Bet you'd like to

1244
01:13:26.520 --> 01:13:31.359
<v Speaker 1>do that, your dirty, old, fuck, gross, gross fucking diddler.

1245
01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:33.279
<v Speaker 1>I bet you know all sorts of gross shit that

1246
01:13:33.359 --> 01:13:35.399
<v Speaker 1>all these wrestlers used to do. Turns around, He's like,

1247
01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:40.600
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, and I'm like a spray, A spray yeah,

1248
01:13:43.640 --> 01:13:49.880
<v Speaker 1>ceo yes, ceo yeah, And I'm just doing the hands,

1249
01:13:50.000 --> 01:13:52.960
<v Speaker 1>the hands. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about,

1250
01:13:53.000 --> 01:13:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you old pedophile. What if you haven't if you even gathered?

1251
01:13:58.600 --> 01:14:03.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't like Tony Giovanni. Yeah. Some Mercedes Monet then

1252
01:14:03.239 --> 01:14:09.439
<v Speaker 1>came out, and by the way, credit this is where

1253
01:14:09.479 --> 01:14:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I will say to the Boston crowd. There was a

1254
01:14:11.960 --> 01:14:15.600
<v Speaker 1>good amount of people who were booing her. They were like,

1255
01:14:15.880 --> 01:14:20.880
<v Speaker 1>she's like because she sucks, dude. She says, all she's

1256
01:14:20.960 --> 01:14:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Boston's own. Oh well that well, I'll tell you. I

1257
01:14:25.079 --> 01:14:27.840
<v Speaker 1>was relieved, Like I said, to hear some people where

1258
01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:33.760
<v Speaker 1>she's like web abyad have bathad And there's some people

1259
01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:36.159
<v Speaker 1>that were like if I'm California, I was like, thank you,

1260
01:14:36.439 --> 01:14:40.800
<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, thank you. It was like it

1261
01:14:40.920 --> 01:14:43.960
<v Speaker 1>was like, honest to god, it was a relief to

1262
01:14:44.079 --> 01:14:45.720
<v Speaker 1>me because I'm like, you know what, if you saw

1263
01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:49.920
<v Speaker 1>her at the Garden when she did her debut, everybody

1264
01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:52.199
<v Speaker 1>there would have been like, oh god, I want to

1265
01:14:52.279 --> 01:14:54.439
<v Speaker 1>fucking deep throw her wig or whatever the fuck. Like

1266
01:14:54.479 --> 01:14:57.199
<v Speaker 1>they were loved. There's just been like oh let me

1267
01:14:57.279 --> 01:14:59.880
<v Speaker 1>smell your farts. But at this point now they've just

1268
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:02.640
<v Speaker 1>doubt what they're long enough, so even the aw audience

1269
01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:09.880
<v Speaker 1>is like fucking boo and so on the balcony where

1270
01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:13.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm sitting on like the lunch side of the balcony,

1271
01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:15.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, we'll see I thought about just killing myself

1272
01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:17.600
<v Speaker 1>right then. That would have really taken the wind out

1273
01:15:17.640 --> 01:15:24.039
<v Speaker 1>of her promo. But she's like, bastad, you just see

1274
01:15:24.119 --> 01:15:29.840
<v Speaker 1>me just fucking jump and you land on Tony like,

1275
01:15:30.079 --> 01:15:34.119
<v Speaker 1>ah shit, I just land on some giant, fucking fat

1276
01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:37.800
<v Speaker 1>guy that looks like John Tanta and he's like darbend

1277
01:15:41.399 --> 01:15:45.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking Masicu. But no, you can see, well, she's gotten

1278
01:15:46.000 --> 01:15:49.840
<v Speaker 1>her promo. You can see me in the background doing

1279
01:15:50.000 --> 01:15:55.159
<v Speaker 1>the gag. I'm doing a fucking gagging myself and choking

1280
01:15:55.279 --> 01:16:01.279
<v Speaker 1>myself like this because you can see on the screen obviously.

1281
01:16:01.479 --> 01:16:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, I'm like, all right, that'll be some good footage.

1282
01:16:07.279 --> 01:16:09.079
<v Speaker 1>That'll be some good footage. That'll be a little something

1283
01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:11.479
<v Speaker 1>for the people they can find that you did you

1284
01:16:11.560 --> 01:16:20.319
<v Speaker 1>see her sitting there like n Cama Pada tackler and

1285
01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:23.279
<v Speaker 1>not gott a bet man And that's just me in

1286
01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:31.239
<v Speaker 1>the background goes and I will say, I mean in

1287
01:16:31.359 --> 01:16:33.119
<v Speaker 1>a good and a nice turn. Like I said, the

1288
01:16:33.199 --> 01:16:37.319
<v Speaker 1>hackling is minimum at the aw shows apparently, which is

1289
01:16:37.800 --> 01:16:40.000
<v Speaker 1>which is disappointing to me because I even like when

1290
01:16:40.000 --> 01:16:41.920
<v Speaker 1>people I like, get it, get it a little bit

1291
01:16:41.960 --> 01:16:44.079
<v Speaker 1>of shit, because to me, that's the point of the

1292
01:16:44.159 --> 01:16:45.800
<v Speaker 1>live show. That's what wrestling is.

1293
01:16:46.119 --> 01:16:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Not a joe, It's it's all about everybody having a

1294
01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:53.920
<v Speaker 2>good time. And if you're saying anything disparaging about somebody's

1295
01:16:53.960 --> 01:16:56.439
<v Speaker 2>favorite and they're not having a good time, so you're

1296
01:16:56.520 --> 01:16:58.279
<v Speaker 2>kind of ruining it. You're a party pooper.

1297
01:16:58.840 --> 01:17:02.199
<v Speaker 1>You just got someone just someone just yells. I don't

1298
01:17:02.479 --> 01:17:05.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't care for your character, but I respect your

1299
01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:14.640
<v Speaker 1>work rate. I hey, hey you. Yeah, I would prefer

1300
01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:17.399
<v Speaker 1>the other person to win this match, but that doesn't

1301
01:17:17.479 --> 01:17:22.279
<v Speaker 1>change the fact that I think you're very talented. You

1302
01:17:22.560 --> 01:17:25.479
<v Speaker 1>are talented, even though I don't care for you in

1303
01:17:25.600 --> 01:17:29.680
<v Speaker 1>this setting. WHOA, that's nice.

1304
01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:33.560
<v Speaker 2>The chance are a little lengthy, but yeah, you can

1305
01:17:33.640 --> 01:17:34.319
<v Speaker 2>clap to them.

1306
01:17:37.359 --> 01:17:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Some guy comes over to fucking dragon ball Z and

1307
01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:43.840
<v Speaker 1>did it hat escorts me out of the fucking building.

1308
01:17:43.960 --> 01:17:46.479
<v Speaker 1>He's like, excuse me, So did you just say that?

1309
01:17:48.359 --> 01:17:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you just say that she's talented but you don't

1310
01:17:50.600 --> 01:17:53.439
<v Speaker 1>particularly care for her in this match setting. I'm gonna

1311
01:17:53.439 --> 01:17:54.079
<v Speaker 1>have to ask.

1312
01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:58.600
<v Speaker 2>You to leave, sir. There's children watching.

1313
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:03.840
<v Speaker 1>There's four are kids in this building, sir. The thirty

1314
01:18:03.880 --> 01:18:05.479
<v Speaker 1>eight year old men can't hear you.

1315
01:18:06.760 --> 01:18:12.439
<v Speaker 2>And actually over forty, but they identify as kids. So yeah,

1316
01:18:14.600 --> 01:18:15.039
<v Speaker 2>but for some.

1317
01:18:15.159 --> 01:18:19.479
<v Speaker 1>Reason, they're wearing blue wigs with bangs. Yes, so we're

1318
01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:22.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna let that one go. Yeah, so you know, she

1319
01:18:23.039 --> 01:18:25.840
<v Speaker 1>she exists and didn't get as good a reaction as

1320
01:18:25.880 --> 01:18:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I think she wanted to. But I will say there

1321
01:18:28.560 --> 01:18:32.039
<v Speaker 1>were there were women in the audience doing the hand

1322
01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:34.479
<v Speaker 1>gestures and shit, oh yeah, I'm going with it.

1323
01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh you mean the moneque. Sorry, I mean it

1324
01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:41.439
<v Speaker 2>is boss that I have to ask.

1325
01:18:41.680 --> 01:18:44.720
<v Speaker 1>So well, that's That's the funny thing is is like,

1326
01:18:44.840 --> 01:18:48.039
<v Speaker 1>well this is going on, yeah, and she's she's doing

1327
01:18:48.119 --> 01:18:51.840
<v Speaker 1>her thing, and I'm like, all right, So we saw

1328
01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Chompa get the reaction for being a local guy, and

1329
01:18:55.840 --> 01:18:59.439
<v Speaker 1>then she came out not even fifteen minutes, not even

1330
01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:02.239
<v Speaker 1>five minutes after him, and people are like that were good,

1331
01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:03.880
<v Speaker 1>We're good.

1332
01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:06.920
<v Speaker 2>What about Renee? How did they respond to Renee?

1333
01:19:08.319 --> 01:19:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1334
01:19:09.039 --> 01:19:09.640
<v Speaker 2>I didn't care.

1335
01:19:10.239 --> 01:19:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just like whatever, just Renee Renee. Now I'm saying, yeah, yeah,

1336
01:19:16.680 --> 01:19:19.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm almost looking at her and thinking to myself, like

1337
01:19:20.520 --> 01:19:22.039
<v Speaker 1>kind of feel a little bad for her.

1338
01:19:22.399 --> 01:19:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah.

1339
01:19:23.920 --> 01:19:26.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's just I'm just getting soft the

1340
01:19:26.439 --> 01:19:28.119
<v Speaker 1>older I get, you know what I mean. Like I said,

1341
01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking in the mirror and I'm just saying, do

1342
01:19:30.039 --> 01:19:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I look like Kyle Riley? I don't know, but maybe

1343
01:19:32.600 --> 01:19:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a little more emotionally soft. Where I look

1344
01:19:34.760 --> 01:19:37.159
<v Speaker 1>at I just go, oh, as.

1345
01:19:37.079 --> 01:19:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Long as you're not waking up, going, do I look

1346
01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:39.640
<v Speaker 2>like John Moxley?

1347
01:19:39.720 --> 01:19:44.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean Jesus, well, as long as I have a

1348
01:19:44.439 --> 01:19:48.840
<v Speaker 1>higher cognitive functioning, right, and John that I'm okay.

1349
01:19:48.800 --> 01:19:52.199
<v Speaker 2>Like John Mosley means your stage three something.

1350
01:19:53.000 --> 01:20:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Right, Oh, there's John Moxley. Looks like I'm telling you, dude,

1351
01:20:03.399 --> 01:20:06.640
<v Speaker 1>as somebody. We're city people. We've lived all right, we've

1352
01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:09.000
<v Speaker 1>locked around and you just see the people that you

1353
01:20:09.199 --> 01:20:11.600
<v Speaker 1>just know. You look at their face, you look at

1354
01:20:11.640 --> 01:20:17.760
<v Speaker 1>their eyes, and you go, something's off, right, Sure, something's off.

1355
01:20:17.960 --> 01:20:22.079
<v Speaker 1>Whatever it is. Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's mabeline,

1356
01:20:22.199 --> 01:20:25.119
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's concussions, maybe it's alcohol. I don't know what

1357
01:20:25.239 --> 01:20:29.600
<v Speaker 1>it was. But I was looking at him, going, so

1358
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:33.960
<v Speaker 1>she's she's not an older she's a young woman stills

1359
01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:37.760
<v Speaker 1>late thirties maybe, and she's got to got kid. I'm like,

1360
01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:40.439
<v Speaker 1>she's got to sit around the house with this guy.

1361
01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:43.640
<v Speaker 1>And he just goes and like stands himself in the

1362
01:20:43.760 --> 01:20:47.279
<v Speaker 1>corner Blair Witch style, confused, like there's no way, like

1363
01:20:48.399 --> 01:20:51.680
<v Speaker 1>she's already living like a sixties five year old woman

1364
01:20:51.840 --> 01:20:54.880
<v Speaker 1>with a husband that's like that used to be a

1365
01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:58.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking boxer or something that had a TBI, Like, there's

1366
01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:02.399
<v Speaker 1>just no way he's win that fucking good. They're just

1367
01:21:02.520 --> 01:21:05.880
<v Speaker 1>looking at him, Like I said, I feel like noel

1368
01:21:05.920 --> 01:21:13.000
<v Speaker 1>sympathy for that person. You know, it's unfortunate, but whatever. Uh. Yeah.

1369
01:21:13.159 --> 01:21:18.000
<v Speaker 1>So then Bandido was there. I guess that's Bandido, And

1370
01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:19.279
<v Speaker 1>then I don't even remember.

1371
01:21:19.000 --> 01:21:21.520
<v Speaker 2>That new new boo.

1372
01:21:22.439 --> 01:21:25.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, that's the Beast more Toast.

1373
01:21:25.159 --> 01:21:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Bandido, Beast more Toad, same same.

1374
01:21:27.960 --> 01:21:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Thing, yeah, commander. Yeah, there was a lot of there's

1375
01:21:30.840 --> 01:21:33.119
<v Speaker 1>a lot of mask people on this show. A lot

1376
01:21:33.199 --> 01:21:37.760
<v Speaker 1>of the audience probably should have been wearing masks. Yeah, redlick.

1377
01:21:38.239 --> 01:21:40.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh imagine if they brought you know what, maybe that's

1378
01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:43.760
<v Speaker 1>what they should do, was just feel the Relic character

1379
01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:45.880
<v Speaker 1>and put that on Brian Cage and be like, can

1380
01:21:45.960 --> 01:21:46.239
<v Speaker 1>you just.

1381
01:21:46.840 --> 01:21:49.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Christopher Daniels is there. I'm sure he could wear it,

1382
01:21:49.359 --> 01:21:50.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, Oh no.

1383
01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:54.279
<v Speaker 1>He was well, now he couldn't be suicide anymore. What

1384
01:21:54.359 --> 01:21:56.199
<v Speaker 1>would he what would have to be the internet term

1385
01:21:56.239 --> 01:21:57.159
<v Speaker 1>for that? What's that again?

1386
01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:03.920
<v Speaker 2>On alive? That would be his name? Yeah, And coming

1387
01:22:04.039 --> 01:22:06.800
<v Speaker 2>down to the ring, weighing one hundred and two pounds

1388
01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:07.920
<v Speaker 2>on alive.

1389
01:22:08.399 --> 01:22:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Not alive. He's doing an unlive dives. Hey, actually outside

1390
01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:16.960
<v Speaker 1>good a tope OnLive.

1391
01:22:16.520 --> 01:22:20.479
<v Speaker 2>Though, a pepe topey a.

1392
01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:24.159
<v Speaker 1>Pepe a pepe tope on alive.

1393
01:22:24.359 --> 01:22:27.359
<v Speaker 2>I'll take some salsa, some rice and beans.

1394
01:22:29.159 --> 01:22:31.439
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what am I going to have? Now?

1395
01:22:31.479 --> 01:22:32.600
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna do Mexican night.

1396
01:22:32.960 --> 01:22:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, yeah, well, no, no, what I probably shouldn't

1397
01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:39.239
<v Speaker 1>because part of the reason why so like I made

1398
01:22:39.239 --> 01:22:41.760
<v Speaker 1>the mistake once again thinking that I could do the

1399
01:22:41.800 --> 01:22:44.920
<v Speaker 1>same shot as I could ten years ago. So I

1400
01:22:45.039 --> 01:22:47.680
<v Speaker 1>got out of the show and then I went and

1401
01:22:47.800 --> 01:22:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I got Taco Bell, like eleven thirty at night. Oh,

1402
01:22:50.920 --> 01:22:53.039
<v Speaker 1>I can't be doing I can't be doing that anything.

1403
01:22:53.239 --> 01:22:57.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, after what six hours of a w finishing

1404
01:22:57.640 --> 01:23:01.680
<v Speaker 2>it off with Taco Bell, it's just yeah, yeah, you

1405
01:23:01.880 --> 01:23:04.680
<v Speaker 2>just are you punishing yourself for something you did?

1406
01:23:05.640 --> 01:23:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel guilty. I think somewhere I have to Did

1407
01:23:09.000 --> 01:23:11.680
<v Speaker 1>you get some of that emtr therapy? I don't know,

1408
01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:15.199
<v Speaker 1>dredge up some memories?

1409
01:23:16.079 --> 01:23:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, did you the evening just whipping yourself

1410
01:23:19.800 --> 01:23:23.399
<v Speaker 2>with a pair of the pair of suspenders or something like?

1411
01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Then I just got home and just started yelling slurs

1412
01:23:27.720 --> 01:23:30.159
<v Speaker 1>at myself. I guess yeah, in the mirror.

1413
01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:33.239
<v Speaker 2>Fortnutes, starting fights with them, you know.

1414
01:23:33.600 --> 01:23:36.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just just waking her up and just saying things

1415
01:23:36.159 --> 01:23:38.119
<v Speaker 1>I knew would make her angry for no reason.

1416
01:23:39.560 --> 01:23:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Then poking the cats just because.

1417
01:23:43.239 --> 01:23:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Hey, honey, I want to wake you up to make

1418
01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:49.560
<v Speaker 1>you angry at me because I feel bad. Could I

1419
01:23:49.760 --> 01:23:52.920
<v Speaker 1>just could she be like, honey, you're being irish againning

1420
01:23:53.000 --> 01:23:53.199
<v Speaker 1>like I.

1421
01:23:53.279 --> 01:23:55.279
<v Speaker 2>Know, Oh yeah, he's right. Did you turn on the

1422
01:23:55.359 --> 01:23:59.600
<v Speaker 2>roomba wa wa up at two in the morning.

1423
01:24:01.760 --> 01:24:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that just reminded me the room but didn't

1424
01:24:03.800 --> 01:24:04.319
<v Speaker 1>run today.

1425
01:24:05.359 --> 01:24:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Problem.

1426
01:24:06.239 --> 01:24:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Usually Friday is room, but day it's a little worry check.

1427
01:24:12.399 --> 01:24:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check and see if he's doing okay. IM

1428
01:24:13.920 --> 01:24:16.159
<v Speaker 1>gonna see if he's got the John Moxley roomba CP.

1429
01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:20.039
<v Speaker 1>But uh yeah, that guy Adam Pierce or priest or

1430
01:24:20.079 --> 01:24:22.319
<v Speaker 1>whatever the fuck, he just looks like So it's basically

1431
01:24:22.479 --> 01:24:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Jamie Noble versus Bandido. He was basically exactly Jamie Noble.

1432
01:24:26.720 --> 01:24:27.239
<v Speaker 1>It's weird.

1433
01:24:27.359 --> 01:24:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I love Jamie Noble les h.

1434
01:24:30.159 --> 01:24:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, there's nothing wrong with it. But it was

1435
01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:35.560
<v Speaker 1>just like, hey, look, it's just we're an hour fucking

1436
01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:40.039
<v Speaker 1>three now, and out comes Jamie Noble to wrestle fucking Bundypool.

1437
01:24:41.000 --> 01:24:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh and Bundito did Okay, I guess it was all right,

1438
01:24:45.600 --> 01:24:49.000
<v Speaker 1>it happened. Uh yeah, I don't need to talk about it.

1439
01:24:50.319 --> 01:24:53.039
<v Speaker 2>I mean it was a world championship. It was a

1440
01:24:54.520 --> 01:24:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Ring of Honor world championship, but it was a world championship.

1441
01:24:57.680 --> 01:25:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Joe, do you know how fucking funny it is to me?

1442
01:25:01.079 --> 01:25:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Like they're like, that's for the r O H title,

1443
01:25:03.199 --> 01:25:05.239
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, man, we're both from a time where

1444
01:25:05.239 --> 01:25:09.359
<v Speaker 1>it would be like homicide against Samoa Joe and a

1445
01:25:09.560 --> 01:25:15.640
<v Speaker 1>forty minute long, fucking brutal brawliel.

1446
01:25:13.800 --> 01:25:18.479
<v Speaker 2>Sin versus a young Nigel McGinnis, oh yeah, or Daniel.

1447
01:25:18.199 --> 01:25:22.119
<v Speaker 1>Bryant mackling each other in a way that you're like, what,

1448
01:25:22.560 --> 01:25:24.840
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is this craziness? And now it's like,

1449
01:25:25.199 --> 01:25:30.840
<v Speaker 1>here's Bundito wrestling Adam Priest three and a half hours

1450
01:25:30.880 --> 01:25:36.840
<v Speaker 1>into a fucking house show, and you're like, that's that's interesting. Yeah.

1451
01:25:38.279 --> 01:25:41.920
<v Speaker 1>So yeah. So by the way, Shitah is a heel.

1452
01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:43.439
<v Speaker 1>Now if you.

1453
01:25:43.439 --> 01:25:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Didn't, yeah, well she was fighting Queen Empanada.

1454
01:25:47.479 --> 01:25:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Right, Queen and Panada, Yes, which, by the way, Queen

1455
01:25:50.840 --> 01:25:54.319
<v Speaker 1>and Panada also very very pretty woman.

1456
01:25:54.760 --> 01:25:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Geez well, delicious, of course they are.

1457
01:25:57.800 --> 01:25:59.479
<v Speaker 1>I have fucking let me tell you a couple of

1458
01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:04.159
<v Speaker 1>bites out of that h she did, so Queen and

1459
01:26:04.279 --> 01:26:06.159
<v Speaker 1>Panada does this thing where she does a lot of

1460
01:26:06.199 --> 01:26:11.439
<v Speaker 1>fucking head butts. Yeah, but respectfully, she's got a dumple,

1461
01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:14.720
<v Speaker 1>She's got a dumpy on her and she does like

1462
01:26:14.840 --> 01:26:18.039
<v Speaker 1>one move where she usually smashes the girl's ass into

1463
01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:21.640
<v Speaker 1>her face. And I'm like, is it because she's so

1464
01:26:21.880 --> 01:26:24.159
<v Speaker 1>used to working on the same shows as Tony Storm.

1465
01:26:24.199 --> 01:26:26.079
<v Speaker 1>But then again, I'm talking about the company where people

1466
01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:29.199
<v Speaker 1>are doing back to back Canadian destroyers and matches. But

1467
01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking to myself, like, why doesn't she do

1468
01:26:32.039 --> 01:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>more with her ass? She we do want to ass

1469
01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:37.119
<v Speaker 1>hits and stuff and stead of like weird head butts

1470
01:26:37.159 --> 01:26:40.520
<v Speaker 1>and stuff. But yeah, this went on way too long.

1471
01:26:41.520 --> 01:26:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Queen and Panada is pretty, She's okay, She'll get there.

1472
01:26:45.600 --> 01:26:48.640
<v Speaker 1>She does exactly who Sheida was six years ago. She's

1473
01:26:48.680 --> 01:26:51.600
<v Speaker 1>getting a Tony khanjack And I know this was just

1474
01:26:51.720 --> 01:26:53.640
<v Speaker 1>kind of kind of a waste of time, to be

1475
01:26:53.720 --> 01:26:57.680
<v Speaker 1>honest with you. Nothing great the Queen and Panada.

1476
01:26:57.960 --> 01:27:00.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what happened after that was going on after this.

1477
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:02.680
<v Speaker 2>She said there was matches after this.

1478
01:27:03.199 --> 01:27:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh no, oh my god, Oh chucks, what a shame.

1479
01:27:07.000 --> 01:27:09.920
<v Speaker 1>They don't have a list of the rh matches. Dang,

1480
01:27:10.520 --> 01:27:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I guess we covered all of them.

1481
01:27:14.399 --> 01:27:14.720
<v Speaker 2>The men.

1482
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:20.399
<v Speaker 1>There were format four matches after that four. The rest

1483
01:27:20.479 --> 01:27:22.760
<v Speaker 1>were kind of honestly and consequential. One of the only

1484
01:27:22.800 --> 01:27:27.520
<v Speaker 1>things that was good was what's his name, not his name,

1485
01:27:27.600 --> 01:27:30.680
<v Speaker 1>but their name, the Outrunners. The Outrunners were in the

1486
01:27:30.760 --> 01:27:33.199
<v Speaker 1>main event and they had an eight man match and

1487
01:27:33.279 --> 01:27:36.840
<v Speaker 1>it was really good. Oh, like the Outrunners is the characters.

1488
01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there and I'm going, Wheeler Uda and fucking

1489
01:27:41.760 --> 01:27:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Daniel Garcia are never, ever, ever, ever going to be

1490
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>remotely over interesting or somebody that you should feature on

1491
01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:54.439
<v Speaker 1>a wrestling television show period. It's never going to happen

1492
01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:57.239
<v Speaker 1>with those two. And then they're like, well, here are

1493
01:27:57.279 --> 01:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>the Outrunners. They're coming out at fucking eleven o'clock and

1494
01:28:00.800 --> 01:28:04.079
<v Speaker 1>there's some of the most interesting over people on the show.

1495
01:28:04.520 --> 01:28:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well they're a throwback, which is weird that aw

1496
01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:11.199
<v Speaker 2>would do that, but yeah.

1497
01:28:12.119 --> 01:28:14.039
<v Speaker 1>It's a shame. Well that was it. I'm like sitting there,

1498
01:28:14.079 --> 01:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm going that was so That was one of the

1499
01:28:16.920 --> 01:28:20.359
<v Speaker 1>most fun things on the whole show, which is in

1500
01:28:20.439 --> 01:28:22.239
<v Speaker 1>a nice way. I'm like, okay, well the people are

1501
01:28:22.239 --> 01:28:24.840
<v Speaker 1>getting sent home happy. That was a fun segment. It

1502
01:28:24.920 --> 01:28:28.000
<v Speaker 1>was a fun to ape man to end the night. Also,

1503
01:28:28.119 --> 01:28:32.119
<v Speaker 1>like I said, we've now watched fifteen fucking wrestling matches,

1504
01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:34.479
<v Speaker 1>So yeah.

1505
01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Just for a collision taping Jesus Christ.

1506
01:28:37.560 --> 01:28:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but but miss this is also where, like I said,

1507
01:28:40.840 --> 01:28:42.800
<v Speaker 1>it goes back to Tony Kan goes out, you know,

1508
01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:44.880
<v Speaker 1>goes out to the crowd. How many are you were

1509
01:28:44.960 --> 01:28:49.079
<v Speaker 1>here that we're here last nime Yay, that's what these

1510
01:28:49.119 --> 01:28:53.800
<v Speaker 1>people like. That's what the crowd that that's relatively or

1511
01:28:53.960 --> 01:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>fairly small, a w crowd. That's what they like to

1512
01:28:57.680 --> 01:29:01.119
<v Speaker 1>watch thirty wrestling matches live two days. Who the fuck

1513
01:29:01.159 --> 01:29:01.680
<v Speaker 1>wants to do that?

1514
01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Well when they go to Wembley, are they gonna do

1515
01:29:04.159 --> 01:29:05.520
<v Speaker 2>collision tapings there too?

1516
01:29:06.479 --> 01:29:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I fucking hope so I'd be hilarious. Oh I forgot

1517
01:29:13.840 --> 01:29:18.359
<v Speaker 1>that guy Nick Comarado came out. God he's fucking rotten.

1518
01:29:19.119 --> 01:29:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's bad. That dude's been in aw for like

1519
01:29:21.920 --> 01:29:25.159
<v Speaker 1>a half a dozen years. It was him. I'll just

1520
01:29:25.159 --> 01:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>see if I can remember off the top of the dome.

1521
01:29:26.960 --> 01:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>Its him. There's that fucking guy, Alan Angels, I don't

1522
01:29:31.720 --> 01:29:34.720
<v Speaker 1>remember who he wrestled, but he's also like an indie guy,

1523
01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:37.439
<v Speaker 1>looks like the shits he was in the dark Order.

1524
01:29:38.279 --> 01:29:40.680
<v Speaker 1>This was like the half the hour age shaping where

1525
01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:42.760
<v Speaker 1>people were like, what the fuck are these human beings

1526
01:29:42.920 --> 01:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>doing here? Go home? Why are the people still? What

1527
01:29:48.840 --> 01:29:53.039
<v Speaker 1>is the point of you? Like Alan Angels, my guest,

1528
01:29:53.439 --> 01:29:56.600
<v Speaker 1>the fucking go home. You're fired. What is the point

1529
01:29:56.640 --> 01:30:00.239
<v Speaker 1>of this? Nick Camarado, go the fuck home? What are

1530
01:30:00.279 --> 01:30:03.479
<v Speaker 1>you doing here? The only positive about the r H

1531
01:30:03.600 --> 01:30:06.000
<v Speaker 1>taping it's like, well, the main event was good, but

1532
01:30:06.880 --> 01:30:10.000
<v Speaker 1>they sent out the Tiara James again and I was like,

1533
01:30:10.079 --> 01:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>all right, okay, I'll watch her again at ten o'clock

1534
01:30:13.720 --> 01:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>at night. That's fine. If I gotta, I gotta suffer

1535
01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:19.239
<v Speaker 1>through this shit, send me out another hot chick, all right?

1536
01:30:19.760 --> 01:30:23.000
<v Speaker 1>And by me? Oh yeah. The Aaron solo guy was

1537
01:30:23.079 --> 01:30:27.600
<v Speaker 1>there too, which that was kind of depressing looking at

1538
01:30:27.680 --> 01:30:30.000
<v Speaker 1>him because I'm like, yeah, that guy he fumbled Bailey,

1539
01:30:30.079 --> 01:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I think, right, wasn't it his whole thing? He was

1540
01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:32.439
<v Speaker 1>married to Bailey?

1541
01:30:33.319 --> 01:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Poor guy?

1542
01:30:34.960 --> 01:30:37.359
<v Speaker 1>I know, well, he's not gonna do much. I'll tell

1543
01:30:37.399 --> 01:30:40.279
<v Speaker 1>you what, I don't see it going up much higher

1544
01:30:40.399 --> 01:30:43.760
<v Speaker 1>than that for him in life, So best of luck.

1545
01:30:44.680 --> 01:30:49.560
<v Speaker 1>And street fighters telling me I gotta watch Amanada versus Tekla. Listen, buddy,

1546
01:30:49.560 --> 01:30:52.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't got to do nothing. After watching all those matches,

1547
01:30:52.199 --> 01:30:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm good with that ship.

1548
01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:57.840
<v Speaker 2>So it was the cross at this point, now, like

1549
01:30:58.199 --> 01:30:58.880
<v Speaker 2>who's left?

1550
01:30:59.199 --> 01:31:02.600
<v Speaker 1>They are? People walked. I'll tell you this, the people

1551
01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:06.039
<v Speaker 1>did walk out happy, like I heard people talking to

1552
01:31:06.119 --> 01:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>him like that was fun. I had a good time

1553
01:31:07.800 --> 01:31:09.960
<v Speaker 1>and blah blah blah. And that kind of leads me

1554
01:31:10.119 --> 01:31:13.119
<v Speaker 1>to almost like my conclusion about the whole experience, which

1555
01:31:13.239 --> 01:31:17.840
<v Speaker 1>is for the type of person that will sit through

1556
01:31:17.960 --> 01:31:22.239
<v Speaker 1>thirty wrestling matches, that's like a hardcore fucking nerd. They

1557
01:31:22.239 --> 01:31:25.359
<v Speaker 1>don't have a this is this is literally who they're forre.

1558
01:31:25.560 --> 01:31:27.279
<v Speaker 1>So like when Tony kind of, like I said, waving

1559
01:31:27.279 --> 01:31:30.319
<v Speaker 1>around his bonobo arms, it's like, where's for fucking Whe's

1560
01:31:30.359 --> 01:31:33.239
<v Speaker 1>for sick? Ohs? I'm like, hey, he's right, it's not

1561
01:31:33.359 --> 01:31:36.000
<v Speaker 1>a big audience, but that's who his audience is. And

1562
01:31:36.079 --> 01:31:38.159
<v Speaker 1>if he's fine at losing millions of dollars a year

1563
01:31:38.279 --> 01:31:41.000
<v Speaker 1>and he wants to keep doing it, then I understand,

1564
01:31:41.560 --> 01:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>like this is for who it is. And if I

1565
01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:50.359
<v Speaker 1>was a twenty something year old wrestling dork, that was

1566
01:31:50.399 --> 01:31:52.079
<v Speaker 1>a young guy that was just like, hey, man, you

1567
01:31:52.119 --> 01:31:55.479
<v Speaker 1>want to go out fucking, you know, pound some fucking

1568
01:31:55.520 --> 01:31:58.239
<v Speaker 1>beers and then go watch a five hour long wrestling show,

1569
01:31:58.359 --> 01:32:00.479
<v Speaker 1>and I'd be like, oh, that sounds like a good time.

1570
01:32:01.399 --> 01:32:05.239
<v Speaker 1>But as somebody that has now seen hundreds of fucking

1571
01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:09.279
<v Speaker 1>hours of wrestling, lives thousands of hours of wrestling live

1572
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:13.039
<v Speaker 1>in their life, I'm just looking at him going all right,

1573
01:32:13.079 --> 01:32:16.880
<v Speaker 1>just a little much, don't you think. But like I said,

1574
01:32:16.960 --> 01:32:18.600
<v Speaker 1>after sitting through it, I go, Okay, I get who

1575
01:32:18.640 --> 01:32:22.239
<v Speaker 1>the audience is, and I also see why to some extent,

1576
01:32:22.359 --> 01:32:26.920
<v Speaker 1>like they they get so defenctive of it because it's

1577
01:32:27.119 --> 01:32:31.880
<v Speaker 1>quite literally a tailor made experience to these specific, fucking

1578
01:32:32.039 --> 01:32:36.760
<v Speaker 1>dorky people. So it hurts. So it actually hurts their

1579
01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>feelings personally when you talk about it, because it just

1580
01:32:40.760 --> 01:32:45.800
<v Speaker 1>so happens this fucking billionaire has made a fucking playtime

1581
01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>funhouse for them that does the shit specifically that they like. So,

1582
01:32:52.920 --> 01:32:55.680
<v Speaker 1>like I said, there's always something to take away from

1583
01:32:55.720 --> 01:32:58.159
<v Speaker 1>an experience of something that now would I go do

1584
01:32:58.279 --> 01:33:01.520
<v Speaker 1>it again? Now? No, thank you. That was enough for me.

1585
01:33:02.119 --> 01:33:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I don't need to do that again.

1586
01:33:05.680 --> 01:33:08.000
<v Speaker 1>You have to a lot of a lot of the

1587
01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:10.640
<v Speaker 1>stars would have to align for me to go and

1588
01:33:10.720 --> 01:33:15.159
<v Speaker 1>sit through another four hour long aw fucking TV tape

1589
01:33:15.239 --> 01:33:19.600
<v Speaker 1>and that would take a lot. But I'm glad I

1590
01:33:19.640 --> 01:33:24.079
<v Speaker 1>did it. I guess you know, are you? It's like

1591
01:33:24.359 --> 01:33:28.199
<v Speaker 1>you know about it? Yeah, I mean it was, but

1592
01:33:28.439 --> 01:33:31.159
<v Speaker 1>but you know what it is too. If I was

1593
01:33:31.239 --> 01:33:34.000
<v Speaker 1>by myself, I would have jumped off the balcony. That's

1594
01:33:34.039 --> 01:33:36.359
<v Speaker 1>another part of it too, Like that's the that's the

1595
01:33:36.479 --> 01:33:37.640
<v Speaker 1>aspect of going with people.

1596
01:33:38.479 --> 01:33:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, misery loves company. Yeah, no, I.

1597
01:33:41.039 --> 01:33:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Understand that, right, Like if if this is like, hey,

1598
01:33:43.880 --> 01:33:45.600
<v Speaker 1>you got to go sit through it by yourself, I

1599
01:33:45.640 --> 01:33:52.039
<v Speaker 1>would have left for show. Probably I don't watch that

1600
01:33:52.159 --> 01:33:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Jungle Boy match and been like that's enough. That's enough,

1601
01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:57.840
<v Speaker 1>that's enough. I don't need any more of this. Like

1602
01:33:59.039 --> 01:34:02.920
<v Speaker 1>that was that was plenty. I'm full now goodbye. But yeah,

1603
01:34:03.479 --> 01:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>like I said, probably wouldn't do whatever again, but well,

1604
01:34:09.159 --> 01:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>an experience, right now, I can say I've done it.

1605
01:34:13.039 --> 01:34:16.239
<v Speaker 1>So whenever I'm like, guy, w fucking this sucks. About

1606
01:34:16.279 --> 01:34:18.920
<v Speaker 1>it or this is Boria. Well you don't know, man,

1607
01:34:19.079 --> 01:34:22.319
<v Speaker 1>you've never well I have. Well that was just a

1608
01:34:22.359 --> 01:34:24.760
<v Speaker 1>collision taping, all right. So now you're challenging me to

1609
01:34:24.800 --> 01:34:30.159
<v Speaker 1>go to Dynamite because I because I won't, but I

1610
01:34:30.199 --> 01:34:31.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Never say never.

1611
01:34:31.640 --> 01:34:34.479
<v Speaker 2>Right, Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

1612
01:34:35.720 --> 01:34:40.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it was. I wish it. I wish

1613
01:34:40.199 --> 01:34:45.640
<v Speaker 1>that I hadn't had to eat Taco Bell at midnight.

1614
01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I had no choice. I was so fucking hungry, that's

1615
01:34:49.800 --> 01:34:57.359
<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, that hole. Yeah, they're eating the Taco

1616
01:34:57.399 --> 01:35:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Bell at midnight. Then I stayed up. Then I was

1617
01:35:00.960 --> 01:35:03.039
<v Speaker 1>like I couldn't fall asleep till like fucking three am.

1618
01:35:03.520 --> 01:35:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Then I was thinking about the ass lettuce that's killing

1619
01:35:06.000 --> 01:35:08.159
<v Speaker 1>everybody or making them poop their brains out, and like,

1620
01:35:08.600 --> 01:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>did I eat some of that ass lettuce from Taco Bell?

1621
01:35:12.520 --> 01:35:13.079
<v Speaker 3>And there was.

1622
01:35:15.279 --> 01:35:18.279
<v Speaker 1>Apparently I guess that was like the no.

1623
01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was. I thought it was going around

1624
01:35:21.920 --> 01:35:24.359
<v Speaker 2>like actual store stores. I didn't know it was actually

1625
01:35:24.399 --> 01:35:25.720
<v Speaker 2>going around Taco bells too.

1626
01:35:26.520 --> 01:35:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, apparently they're blaming.

1627
01:35:28.359 --> 01:35:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Because they had something else too. Didn't they just have

1628
01:35:30.760 --> 01:35:32.840
<v Speaker 2>like bad meat the other day or some shit.

1629
01:35:32.760 --> 01:35:38.039
<v Speaker 1>Too, Taco Bell. Yeah, like yeah, you know they've moss

1630
01:35:38.159 --> 01:35:39.800
<v Speaker 1>or in some cases live less.

1631
01:35:40.079 --> 01:35:41.479
<v Speaker 2>Is all their food going bad?

1632
01:35:41.920 --> 01:35:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Is that what it is? Well? Maybe that was like

1633
01:35:47.439 --> 01:35:49.319
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about more of that self flogging.

1634
01:35:49.399 --> 01:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I was doing that.

1635
01:35:50.239 --> 01:35:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I was like, I go to Wendy's and just

1636
01:35:52.880 --> 01:35:54.760
<v Speaker 1>eat tumor nuggets and I was like, no, I'm not

1637
01:35:54.760 --> 01:35:57.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna eat tumor nuggets. I'll eat the fucking just the

1638
01:35:58.079 --> 01:36:03.960
<v Speaker 1>diarrhea lettuce. So oh yeah, yeah, but that was it,

1639
01:36:04.199 --> 01:36:07.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, a good time eating tackle Bell midnight. Then

1640
01:36:07.800 --> 01:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>there was some wrestling, yeah to YadA. So, uh, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be right back here, dude. We're taking our what our

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hour break now.

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<v Speaker 2>So we got going on pretty much. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get the fuck out of here. We did two hours

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<v Speaker 2>much love funk off, See you tomorrow, say
