Speaker 1: That's a long wrestling show they got going on there.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean it hasn't changed in six years. Still
Speaker 2: still really long, Still.
Speaker 1: Still doing really really long shows.
Speaker 2: They're still taping aw Elevator even though that's not even
Speaker 2: on in the air anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I got a lot of the The
Speaker 1: r OH Show though, too.
Speaker 2: They have rh too. I keep forgetting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it makes very little sense, I know, chalking
Speaker 1: where they're recording all of the stuff, right, it's not live.
Speaker 1: And they still didn't start this ship till like like
Speaker 1: eight o'clock and it went to fucking eleven ish.
Speaker 2: All right, So you got there before any of the
Speaker 2: matches start or did you show up like halfway through
Speaker 2: ROH or something?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I was. I mean I'm early all
Speaker 1: the time to pretty much everything. So I got there probably,
Speaker 1: I don't know, closer to seven and it didn't start
Speaker 1: until fucking eight o'clock. And it's like, it's just a
Speaker 1: long fucking show to set through. But I have the
Speaker 1: spoilers up. I don't know if you saw that. I
Speaker 1: got that shit. Uh you know, let me cut and
Speaker 1: paste and put that in the fucking chat too. That
Speaker 1: might make it easier. But this is yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the show that they gave to you there or gave
Speaker 1: to me there. It is of course, you know they're
Speaker 1: doing back to back tapings there, so they make a
Speaker 1: point of the fact where you know they'll come out
Speaker 1: or I say they it's fucking Tony Khan. Tony Khan
Speaker 1: comes out and he's like, how many are you were
Speaker 1: here last night? Like ninety percent of the crowd is
Speaker 1: like whoo. So it's like that's a good thing. But
Speaker 1: also at the same time, the building isn't completely full,
Speaker 1: and it's dead smack in the center of the fucking
Speaker 1: city in a major area, and I'm like, oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: So they're just getting the same fucking people two nights
Speaker 1: in a row and the place isn't even full. So
Speaker 1: that's a little strange.
Speaker 2: Well let's start. Let's let's start a little simpler, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, Frank, Yes, I'm Frank east Gus. You went
Speaker 2: to the aw double Live show yesterday?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and taping yeh it was.
Speaker 2: It was scheduled to start at eight Eastern, yes, but
Speaker 2: they were recording r O H at seven or was
Speaker 2: it earlier than seven?
Speaker 1: So they did this weird mash of things. Where I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, okay, they're
Speaker 1: not putting these man. I don't even think they're putting
Speaker 1: the matches in order of the way that they tape
Speaker 1: them on collision. So they did basically the entire collision card,
Speaker 1: and then at like ten o'clock at night, they're like, well,
Speaker 1: now it's time for a ring of honor. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: that's that's not helping. I mean, I will say the
Speaker 1: most fascinating thing is like, I've never seen Tony Kahan
Speaker 1: in person for obvious reasons, and he certainly has the
Speaker 1: he has the arms of a bonobo, like his arms
Speaker 1: are incredibly long for his being and his torso and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I already know that this guy is foreshore
Speaker 1: for shore, got something going on upstairs, but like he
Speaker 1: physically looks odd because of that too, and whoever's putting
Speaker 1: the gift up there, it's like, oh, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: about right, Like that's that's what he physically looks like
Speaker 1: and moves around in person. I was like, this, this
Speaker 1: is a this is a strange experience, man. But I
Speaker 1: did find out immediately what big show's doing Big shows
Speaker 1: a commentator on Collision did did did you know that?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 1: We both just not aware of that information. He's a commentator.
Speaker 2: Not only did I not know that? And you not
Speaker 2: know that? Nobody, nobody in what a week and a
Speaker 2: half two weeks even mentioned it.
Speaker 1: Mentioned it.
Speaker 2: I did not see on all of our different social
Speaker 2: media platform experience of whatever the fuck, not one person
Speaker 2: corrected that. Now one person for for people that will
Speaker 2: fucking question everything. Apparently nobody knew that Big Show was
Speaker 2: the commentator for Collision.
Speaker 1: Rough fucking rough. So yeah, that's what the Big Show
Speaker 1: was awesome. So Big Show comes out to like a
Speaker 1: pretty pretty good reaction. You got to remember, this is
Speaker 1: a smaller crowd. The vast majority of the crowd is
Speaker 1: exactly what you think it would be. And I don't
Speaker 1: mean that immediately as a pejorative. It's mostly people in
Speaker 1: their thirties and forties thoughts.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say engineers and astronauts.
Speaker 1: But well, well yeah, they're certainly not poor. That's no
Speaker 1: poor people. I was looking around for panhandlers and homeless people.
Speaker 1: That's not into the building. But everyone there was very
Speaker 1: clearly middle to middle upper class Dave Meltzer was dead
Speaker 1: dead on you know, but yeah it was. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's fucking there's big show and Schevanni Shaffanni sitting next
Speaker 1: to him, and when I tell you, for a good
Speaker 1: half an hour of the show, like almost every time
Speaker 1: I was looking down, he was texting on his phone.
Speaker 2: Well he's got to give you know, Baker updates about
Speaker 2: what's going on in the company.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, dear Slim, I wrote you and you're still not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I where I was sitting, which I'm dead too,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit, but it's kind of funny as
Speaker 1: a card goes on. But like where I was sitting,
Speaker 1: I had a direct eyeshot down to see like most
Speaker 1: of the crowd underneath and the commentators and shit, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, Tony Shavani's just like stepping an
Speaker 1: energy drink and fucking texting on his phone. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: for what it's worse, you know, to all the people
Speaker 1: that might actually want to try to do commentary on
Speaker 1: this shit, which I'm sure, why not, Uh just go home?
Speaker 1: Like he just very clearly, like I'm just looking at him,
Speaker 1: going this is the way that like a disinterested significant
Speaker 1: other or like a parent that's just like barely engaged
Speaker 1: with their child is doing something. He's sitting there on
Speaker 1: his fucking phone. And he's a sixty something year old man.
Speaker 1: It's not like he's some teenage kid you know who's
Speaker 1: like I I gotta, you know, keep up in all
Speaker 1: the gossip or whatever. I'm like, this is a senior citizen.
Speaker 1: It's like, you don't fucking care, dude. I've made fun
Speaker 1: of him a million times for being a fucking shud,
Speaker 1: But seeing that, I'm like, yeah, I nailed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one point for that. I kind of got that.
Speaker 1: One lighting is saying he's only fifty four? Does that?
Speaker 1: No he's not, he's old he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I thought he was older than that too.
Speaker 1: I don't know that doesn't yeh.
Speaker 2: Fifty four? Is that it's like six seven, bro? Like,
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: It, No he is not? Okay, So yeah, sixty I'm
Speaker 1: getting filthy now filthy is coming through with sixty eight.
Speaker 2: That is a big discrepancy, gentlemen. Can we figure this out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, Who's which? Which internet? Are you asking?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? What is this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He doesn't Yeah, well, the way he washes in the
Speaker 2: blood of young.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the adreno chrome.
Speaker 2: If you had the opportunity to kill one lizard person
Speaker 2: in aw Come on, how is Shavanni not your first shot?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh? He all right, so thank you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he's sixty eight years old. That fucking that makes sense,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, but yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: Sucking lightning looking on on WCW's website, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, were you pulling that information from the way
Speaker 1: back machine?
Speaker 2: Where you get that was on arc dot org and
Speaker 2: it says he's a young fifty eight. What fifty four?
Speaker 1: Tony Shavanni's editing his own Wikipedia. He's like, he's fifty four,
Speaker 1: got a big old dick, big old swang in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It want to be a complete creep when he
Speaker 2: heads on the twenty year olds, you know, yeah, come yeah,
Speaker 2: he looked it up.
Speaker 1: He's like, how old's Leonardo DiCaprio. That's how old I'll
Speaker 1: be because we look the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you're.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sucks. But that was so they came out
Speaker 1: for what it's worst, big show. Seemed happy to be there.
Speaker 1: He was, you know, shaking hands and high fiving and
Speaker 1: talking to the people around. Like I said, Trevanni's just there,
Speaker 1: like dad, dad, look him doing a thing on the swing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great, great, yeah, yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: But now that dude sucks shit. But the opener for
Speaker 1: the night, I gotta say, so, this was the night
Speaker 1: of many factions. I know that aw is kind of
Speaker 1: known for their factions and the ones that like just
Speaker 1: won't go the fuck away that have been around forever,
Speaker 1: but almos, everybody I saw on the night belonged to
Speaker 1: one group or the other, and then multiple people from
Speaker 1: the same group were doing things. So what's his name?
Speaker 1: Comes out? Oh no, no, I'm sorry that this is out
Speaker 1: of order. So Daniel Garcia and Wheeler you to come
Speaker 1: out to their music, which quite literally is a click track.
Speaker 1: It's a click track, but when you record music to
Speaker 1: a metronome, it's basically that. So they come out and
Speaker 1: they're fighting the dark Order, remember the Dark Order. They're
Speaker 1: still doing that, but it's apparently through Ring of Honor,
Speaker 1: because that's.
Speaker 2: When darkness cost.
Speaker 1: The darkness goes so well, how little you know, sir.
Speaker 1: When you say the darkness goes to the Ring of Honor,
Speaker 1: that certainly is Tony's m O, whether he realizes it
Speaker 1: or not. Uh yeah, so obviously the fucking the shitty,
Speaker 1: fucking Death Riders beat the Dark Order, which Daniel Garcia
Speaker 1: and wheel are you to come out? And I'm just
Speaker 1: looking at these guys and I'm going, they're still doing
Speaker 1: this with these two, just dull dull bland nothing to
Speaker 1: these guys. I'm like, they're still running with these guys,
Speaker 1: and they're putting them on the main show. And the
Speaker 1: crazy thing is is like, by the time I get
Speaker 1: to the Roh bullshit, I was thinking to myself and going,
Speaker 1: so some of these people that they're just like smushing
Speaker 1: away in ROH Purgatory are definitely way more capable of
Speaker 1: doing shit on the main show than the people that
Speaker 1: they're insisting on putting on this fucking main show. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Daniel Garcia and Wheeler, you did the you know, these
Speaker 1: are the exciting guys they want you to start the
Speaker 1: night off with.
Speaker 2: This is the pre show or are you talking about
Speaker 2: the actual main aw show?
Speaker 1: Now? I think this was Well, that's the problem. It's
Speaker 1: just because they do everything and nothing is explained to you, really.
Speaker 2: And that's how I experienced it too, but there was
Speaker 2: usually a break in between them running the dark and
Speaker 2: Dark Elevation matches from back in the day and when
Speaker 2: you get to the main show, So there was some
Speaker 2: kind of a break usually. But I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's still that still happens or is it just they
Speaker 2: keep throwing shit at you, because that was another thing too,
Speaker 2: was my experience was it really was like total NonStop action.
Speaker 2: It was like as soon as somebody was done with
Speaker 2: a match, here's a couple more people. Yeah, like right
Speaker 2: on the ramp, like they're meeting each other on the
Speaker 2: way up and the way down.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, shit, well that's that's Tony Kahan trying
Speaker 1: to do the old ECW Paul Hayman shit right. That
Speaker 1: was that was Hayman's thing that he did for a
Speaker 1: little while where it was you know, there are no pauses,
Speaker 1: I'm out the ring, you're in the ring, and we're
Speaker 1: on to the next thing. But yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if that was technically a dark match or not.
Speaker 1: Like I said, they just they don't really explain much
Speaker 1: of anything what just happens.
Speaker 2: So what was this was the audience like, because you're
Speaker 2: you're already getting into the matches and stuff. But you're
Speaker 2: talking about this being a new venue. You've never been
Speaker 2: to this venue before. You kind of gave us an
Speaker 2: idea of where you were sitting, But like, what was
Speaker 2: the crowd like at this point? Like, not not to
Speaker 2: the main show yet, obviously that'll be a different crowd.
Speaker 2: But when you're walking in there, what kind of merch
Speaker 2: did they have set up? Did they have anything set up?
Speaker 1: Barely any merch man barely, but.
Speaker 2: Still the beginning of the show. Huh.
Speaker 1: I don't like. My two buddies that I went with.
Speaker 1: They're you know, they're long running wrestling fans, obviously, because
Speaker 1: they're dudes that are, you know, my age, and they've
Speaker 1: loved it their whole lives. And they're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe i'll get a shirt. And we walk over to
Speaker 1: the merch stand and there's like six shirts.
Speaker 2: For were they all? Were they all Roman reigns?
Speaker 1: Well this is the weird thing. It's like, okay, you
Speaker 1: got yourself. Oh dude, there's there were multiple pieces of
Speaker 1: merch for fucking Jungle Boy. I'm like, why does Jungle
Speaker 1: Boy have? There was? Oh god, if I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: I mean somebody fire sail or something like, yeah, no
Speaker 1: ship right, like it's in the Walmart DVD bin I
Speaker 1: wish uh no like And maybe I'm wrong and I
Speaker 1: just I'm misremembering it. Yeah, but I don't think I
Speaker 1: even saw a Sasha shirt. I don't think I saw
Speaker 1: a fucking Mercedes Mona shirt. But there was. There was
Speaker 1: a couple of pieces of Martise.
Speaker 2: Guys making fucking money if they don't have.
Speaker 1: Merch Tony, Tony doesn't seemingly care, dude. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: That's such a weird thing because it's a chance to well,
Speaker 2: I mean, even if you wanted the price things at
Speaker 2: five dollars, it's people wearing your logo. It's people people
Speaker 2: just admitting that they like your product. It's a weird
Speaker 2: thing not to have, So you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you're trying to raise awareness. What raises better awareness
Speaker 2: about aw than people that are willing to wear your shit?
Speaker 1: Well, I will say this for sure. When I got
Speaker 1: on the train, probably about three or four stops, and
Speaker 1: I did start to see people that were heading towards
Speaker 1: the show, and that's where I started to establish the idea.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, there are barely any young people going
Speaker 1: to the thing, Like I saw some people with their kids,
Speaker 1: but like I said, for the most part, it's all
Speaker 1: grown fucking people in their thirties and forties. But they're
Speaker 1: in the aw shirts and then they're in their own merch.
Speaker 1: You know, they're old, like, oh I bought this the
Speaker 1: last time they were in whatever the fuck. But it's
Speaker 1: very clearly a set specific group of people that are
Speaker 1: going to just follow, like these are the exact amount
Speaker 1: of fans. Like looking around the crowd, I predicted before.
Speaker 1: I don't remember if I said it to you guys
Speaker 1: or not, but I'm like, I'm gonna see anywhere from
Speaker 1: six to ten people I know that I haven't seen
Speaker 1: in for a long time. Here, I haven't seen him
Speaker 1: forever and lo and behold, yeah, I was closer to ten.
Speaker 1: It was more it was just like, oh, there's and
Speaker 1: then obviously the people that you just like kind of recognize,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember them going shows. I
Speaker 1: remember seeing them in the crowd of places. There was
Speaker 1: some kid that and I felt bad about it because
Speaker 1: he does one of those he does like a YouTube
Speaker 1: fucking show where it's like a bald.
Speaker 2: He's very like how could you forget that show?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's like he does. It's like a trivia thing,
Speaker 1: and they're both like guys in their mid twenties. He
Speaker 1: looks like he's got like the Anthony Fantano starter kit.
Speaker 1: He's like bald and as a fucking the round Harry
Speaker 1: Potter glasses and ship. And I'm like, oh, I know
Speaker 1: who that guy is. I've seen him a bunch of
Speaker 1: times on you know, random reels and ship. But he
Speaker 1: was a Bostonian and I was like, oh, all right,
Speaker 1: so there's there's one that I recognize. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: the crowd itself. And I will say this, of the
Speaker 1: countless wrestling shows that I've been to in my life
Speaker 1: for different companies, and if I really think about it,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't think I've been to a t NA show,
Speaker 1: but I have. I don't even remember. I've been to
Speaker 1: a show for basically every single major wrestling company that
Speaker 1: has existed in the past quarter of a cential.
Speaker 2: Not if you don't count TNA, I don't know if
Speaker 2: you can you can make that.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I might I might have so for honestly,
Speaker 1: as because I don't think nothing jumps out. I don't
Speaker 1: remember specifically, but you know nxt WWE obviously.
Speaker 2: What was the production, like the lighting, like like how
Speaker 2: did that come off?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, that was all I mean, there's a ton
Speaker 1: of money spent on it, so obviously it's gonna look good.
Speaker 1: But I mean I specifically with the crowd though, like
Speaker 1: what I wanted to make sure I kind of got
Speaker 1: out there because it's like, I don't want to just
Speaker 1: completely ship on everything because yeah, the vibe, because because
Speaker 1: to me, I'm like, I'm going to go see this
Speaker 1: thing and I'm going to.
Speaker 2: See what the well, so let me recap, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: so we got there. There's no kids, there's no young people,
Speaker 2: there's no people that are into current trends. It was
Speaker 2: just old people, rich, very rich, very old.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, well that's that's what it's taking.
Speaker 2: The train because you know, the economy is really doing
Speaker 2: well right now. Going to an aw show in the
Speaker 2: middle of the afternoon, no seven o'clock at night, that's
Speaker 2: right to uh to to find their seats, which is
Speaker 2: a very sparsely merchandised area, which maybe maybe I'm kind
Speaker 2: of hoping Joe that maybe you missed it and somebody
Speaker 2: just came in there and bought a thousand shirts and
Speaker 2: then just cleared them out, and I think.
Speaker 1: And then they just said, geez, I guess we'll just
Speaker 1: take these six different designs or you should be selling
Speaker 1: off the rack, right.
Speaker 2: You know what, maybe he wasn't a Jungle Boy fan, which,
Speaker 2: you know what, I can kind of attest to that.
Speaker 2: I can care of attest to.
Speaker 1: That someone came in and bought all the merchant that
Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, but leave that, none of that, no.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Just I'll take all the Moxley and Monet's shirts. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I had never been in a crowd though for a
Speaker 1: you know, bigger company if you want to call that.
Speaker 1: No heckling. It was like, in almost a weird way.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that kind of Tony's mo Like he doesn't
Speaker 2: like that at all. He doesn't like heckling the shows,
Speaker 2: he doesn't like heckling on Twitter, like he's not a
Speaker 2: fan of heckling in any way.
Speaker 1: I know. But dude, I'm in I'm in Boston, Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: and the crowd is like just being nice for everything,
Speaker 1: even shit that sucks, and like guys are fucking up
Speaker 1: and you know, like they're making there like clearly making
Speaker 1: mistakes and doing stupid shit and like the heckling. There's
Speaker 1: some people who are like, yeah, you suck and stuff
Speaker 1: like that for people that you're technically supposed to cheer.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, this is the most echo chamboury fucking
Speaker 1: wrestling crowd I've ever been in in my life. So like,
Speaker 1: to me, I almost understand why to some extent, some
Speaker 1: of these people that might work for the company are
Speaker 1: just like, that's just the Internet people, because in person,
Speaker 1: everybody thinks everything's fucking swell, right, And if you're drawing
Speaker 1: the same whatever eighteen hundred people to buildings in most
Speaker 1: major cities and they're just the same ones coming back
Speaker 1: buying one of the three different versions of shirts that
Speaker 1: you sell and they're like, this is great, Everything's fucking
Speaker 1: awesome and I love it. Then yeah, you might not
Speaker 1: be aware of this fact, like outside of the Internet,
Speaker 1: and that's where the well, it's all bots and WWE
Speaker 1: is out to get me because clearly we're fucking awesome,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but not so much, dude. And when
Speaker 1: you think that, once again, Daniel Garcia and Wheeler, you
Speaker 1: to are the guys to send out who are who
Speaker 1: are you know, question Mark Heels.
Speaker 2: Well, they're the ones that, yes, are there to get
Speaker 2: the crowd going. You you really really want to see
Speaker 2: them get their asses beaten, you know, like who sell tickets?
Speaker 1: But they're But this is the weird thing, man Heals,
Speaker 1: I think. But Moxley is a face and he's the
Speaker 1: leader of the group, but Will and he's making will
Speaker 1: Osprey into a bigger, tough guy. But Will Osprey is
Speaker 1: a babyface too. It's just like the way that WWE
Speaker 1: puts a bunch of bullshit into their shows, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't make any fucking sense. That does such a favor
Speaker 1: for AW because, like I said, I want to sit
Speaker 1: there to be like this doesn't make any sense, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, neither is WWE. So there is no
Speaker 1: precedent anymore. It's just everybody just farting and kweefing around
Speaker 1: doing whatever they fucking want to do. This guy's doing
Speaker 1: a show where he loses money. Ww's doing a show
Speaker 1: where they make money. So for your flavor of ice cream,
Speaker 1: as I guess in the situation. But of course, you know,
Speaker 1: I think that was the dark match. I think you're right.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll see it on collision. Who knows. But the
Speaker 1: technical I guess opener for the night was, of course
Speaker 1: Will fucking Osprey. So so why is it so this
Speaker 1: guy is supposed to be the biggest dude in the
Speaker 1: company and he's opening the show.
Speaker 2: That makes sense. I mean he's you know, like bra Klesner, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it's I know, I'll go get out of here, Brav,
Speaker 1: I'll go catch a fine I go go hunting, hunting
Speaker 1: for what twines? No, it was. It was so fucking
Speaker 1: weird because I'm thinking to myself and going, all right,
Speaker 1: so this is like the Young Bucks methodology where the
Speaker 1: Young Bucks would always put themselves as the first people
Speaker 1: on an insanely long pay per view so they could
Speaker 1: so they could fucking sponge up all the cheers and
Speaker 1: then when the crowd got tired, they were like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're going home by Like, is that why you have?
Speaker 1: Osprey opened the show? So he's opening the show and
Speaker 1: you can see too physically the guy. The guy's in shape,
Speaker 1: but the atrophy is is real there, you.
Speaker 2: Can see, and I kind of I know you're kind
Speaker 2: of fast forwarding this, but how long was the first match?
Speaker 2: How long was it? Garcia and Universus the Death writers or.
Speaker 1: That was reasonable for an aw match. I think it
Speaker 1: was eight ten minutes maybe.
Speaker 2: Just trying to take a tell, yeah go on, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, so then so you say that,
Speaker 1: and then it leads perfectly into the next match with
Speaker 1: the with the Osprey match, where uh, here's the guy
Speaker 1: that is supposed to be headlining Wembley Arena Webley Stadium too,
Speaker 1: you know who the fuck doesn't know this is going
Speaker 1: to happen, that he's going to win the title with
Speaker 1: Wembley from Kenny Omega in front of his hometown. YadA, YadA. Right,
Speaker 1: So some guy comes out, his names Adam Brooks, and
Speaker 1: I believe his name was like the Ledge, the Ledge
Speaker 1: Solver or some shit like it's like the worst fucking yeah,
Speaker 1: the Ledge something. Somebody will have to fucking google ay
Speaker 1: that really quick.
Speaker 2: So his name is like Ledge or the Dope No, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Either way, it sounded like somebody that had ibs, like
Speaker 1: it sounded like a physical affliction. He was like the Ledge,
Speaker 1: Ledge Pledge or some stupid shit like that. So this
Speaker 1: guy comes out and he's he's Jack's I mean to
Speaker 1: be fair, he's in good shape, you can tell he's
Speaker 1: a British guy because you know, will Osprey wants to
Speaker 1: wrestle his friends.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought he smile at you or something. Okay,
Speaker 2: go on, yeah you can see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could smell his breath. The underbite was sprutal.
Speaker 1: But so this guy comes out and I turned to
Speaker 1: the to the my buddies that I went with there,
Speaker 1: and I go watch this. I go, will Osprey supposed
Speaker 1: to headline Wembley Stadium. I go, he's gonna go like
Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen minutes with this guy that nope, he
Speaker 1: knows and lo and behold there it is and the guy, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you, yeah, thank you. His name was the loose Ledge.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that sounds like when I fucking eat Chipotle.
Speaker 1: I got a loose ledge. It's not good that it's
Speaker 1: a little bit, but no, So this goofball, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why is this match going so long? I get the
Speaker 1: other guys in good shape. So it's almost like, hey,
Speaker 1: here's this big kind of jack guy for will Osprey
Speaker 1: to go against. But it's quite literally like that he's
Speaker 1: his friend and they want to have a wrestling match.
Speaker 1: So they're going to wrestle for twelve minutes or whatever,
Speaker 1: and you know, they do everything that any human being
Speaker 1: could possibly ever do to another human being, and then
Speaker 1: Osprey lays him on his belly and elbows him in
Speaker 1: the head a bunch of times. Oh I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I forgot one important thing about this. Moxley was on
Speaker 1: commentary to which Moxley came in from the street. So
Speaker 1: he came in from Lansdowne, right, and they're playing his
Speaker 1: music and they shoot to the camera shot of him
Speaker 1: walking and walking down the street to come into the building.
Speaker 1: And I'm just hysterically laughing at this point because I'm
Speaker 1: just going, what the fuck? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Like John Moxley, man of the people coming in through
Speaker 1: the front door, Buddy, he's not a He's not like
Speaker 1: all the other wrestlers. He's a true tough guy that
Speaker 1: comes in from the And I know this is some
Speaker 1: bullshit they've been doing for a long time, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking idiotic. So they're back to the same asy,
Speaker 1: repetitive bullshit match that well Osprey has had for ten years. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's the same shit. It's as elbows kicks, it's shit
Speaker 1: that barely looks like it can as a lot of
Speaker 1: finger guns. I will say that there was the amount
Speaker 1: of finger guns on this match. I should have I
Speaker 1: wish I had like a clicker and I could have
Speaker 1: counted the number of people that did the kick point,
Speaker 1: like the point kick where they're like, I got a gun,
Speaker 1: I'm a gun invisible gun hand guy. I saw that
Speaker 1: must have been at least one hundred times, like if
Speaker 1: you made that in it.
Speaker 2: I just looked at how many matches are on collision.
Speaker 2: Twelve matches on collision this week.
Speaker 1: Huh oh yeah, yeah, it doesn't end, dude, it's well
Speaker 1: fucking matches and very few of them were actually short, man,
Speaker 1: that's the problem.
Speaker 2: So well they probably get edited now, right, Like that's really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like so of course, like I said, Osprey's
Speaker 1: got to wrestle his friend. So it goes on forever
Speaker 1: and then Ospray fucking elbows into the back of the
Speaker 1: head until he's out cold. And now we know that
Speaker 1: will ospray means business. It's like, well, now, if you'd
Speaker 1: have done this same exact thing to this guy that
Speaker 1: fucking nobody knows and you know, five minutes, if you'd
Speaker 1: done it in that amount of time, it'll probably have
Speaker 1: meant something. But now he's wrestled him fucking twice as
Speaker 1: long as you should have and you're just sitting there
Speaker 1: going all right, that's enough. Now, yeah, it's enough, Willie.
Speaker 1: We can bring that match the fuck home. And that
Speaker 1: was that. That was your opener for the night. The
Speaker 1: guy that was supposed to be the biggest, biggest star
Speaker 1: they had on the card, he was out the door
Speaker 1: by eight twenty. So that was good, good choice. So
Speaker 1: then after that, yeah, after that year, you have this
Speaker 1: shit in front of you, right, okay, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Got fifteen year long ROH Women's champion Athena. Oh and.
Speaker 1: She slides under the rail. I'll tell you. Athenis slides
Speaker 1: under the radar for doing monett asks shit because Monette
Speaker 1: was monet while she was moneying, you know, like we're
Speaker 1: seeing it as the same ship where she's had that
Speaker 1: r H belt for like two fucks.
Speaker 2: Did a lot of them. Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: women that were doing the the monetue type stuff.
Speaker 1: The refuse to wish, which that was, this was what
Speaker 1: it was. By the way. The girl Ava, uh, she's
Speaker 1: been around for a long time. I know, uh, I
Speaker 1: know her ex was a good kid. He's still wrestling too.
Speaker 1: But she came out. I'm like, she looks so fucking nervous.
Speaker 1: Why is she nervous? And then athenis music that's nice.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I'm telling you, dude, she came out.
Speaker 1: She was she was borderline hogged in the fucking ref
Speaker 1: She was like bumping into them while they were coming out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, either she's acting in a way that it's
Speaker 1: like kind of selling it, but I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: I'm going no, she looks nervous.
Speaker 2: As a still collecting scalps.
Speaker 1: This She wasn't that aggressive with there, but I think
Speaker 1: she did, like if I remember correctly, she did like
Speaker 1: one of those fucking like rock Lesnard type fucking double
Speaker 1: power bombs I sing. I'm like, baby, girl, you're five
Speaker 1: feet tall, cut it out. What the fuck are we
Speaker 1: doing here?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: That's that's another one too. I wish I had if
Speaker 1: I'd have had a tally like the super autistic guys
Speaker 1: to go to baseball games to count all the shit
Speaker 1: I should have been I mean, this would have been
Speaker 1: the perfect environment for it. I should have been counting
Speaker 1: finger guns, power bombs. Ship onto the apron like it
Speaker 1: would have just I would have ran out of fucking
Speaker 1: room in a spiral. But this was obviously very very short,
Speaker 1: which I'm thinking of myself and going. So we spent
Speaker 1: more time putting over a ring of honor World champion
Speaker 1: Athena who could finish this girl quickly? Then guy who's
Speaker 1: about to line a fucking giant stadium in in uh
Speaker 1: in Europe. So that's where we are. That's a's a
Speaker 1: w for you. But yeah, that was it was mercifully short,
Speaker 1: and you know, that is what the fuck it is.
Speaker 1: Athena is like obviously one of the people that you know.
Speaker 1: It's probably it probably is an attitude thing where you like,
Speaker 1: she she deserves better than this, and she's probably at
Speaker 1: least as far as her talent goes. But does her
Speaker 1: attitude follow that. I'm gonna bet not, you know.
Speaker 2: And then from there you had the brawling voights Jamie
Speaker 2: Hayter and Alex windsor Uhanna James and Kyla Lopez.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you this much, the British, the British
Speaker 1: brawling bird girls. There. I was like, man, they really
Speaker 1: like liar's got a liar's missing her calling?
Speaker 2: Why why would didn't you just distance yourself with anything
Speaker 2: called birds just saying maybe maybe lit that that term
Speaker 2: cool off for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Now, that's uh that the bird girl has.
Speaker 2: It, fucking meth junkie, fentanyl junkie has passed up on it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man on she's she's running wild over
Speaker 1: on the other show. Well, that's it. It's like, that's
Speaker 1: that's a problem with a lot of the ship that
Speaker 1: happens in wrestling outside of the WWE bubble is that
Speaker 1: becomes that's the main thing. So if they either have
Speaker 1: your name, take your idea, whatever your surname might be, it's, uh,
Speaker 1: you gotta change it because no matter what, if you're
Speaker 1: you could be sitting there holding the fucking newspaper like
Speaker 1: Marty McFly saying, I swear I I had this name
Speaker 1: before they do. They fucking care. The general public just
Speaker 1: sees that and goes, yeah, you're ripping off w w A.
Speaker 1: It's stupid. But the girls were fine. The match itself
Speaker 1: was okay. Uh the girl Tiara James, Holy fucking Christ, dude,
Speaker 1: when I tell you like super super attractive like like
Speaker 1: that that was like I was like, I'm watching will
Speaker 1: Osprey to do was will Osprey shit, And I'm like
Speaker 1: this shit sucks. And then she comes out. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm paying attention, all right, whatever this guy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's just out here to lose to the
Speaker 1: fucking to will Osprey's wife and Jamie Hayter, who's got
Speaker 1: teeth like a oh my god, like a broken fence.
Speaker 1: Did she ever get a fucking teeth fix? I didn't notice.
Speaker 1: I didn't even notice when she was in the ring
Speaker 1: because I was looking at the looking at the other chick.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, no, So I'm like this this was also,
Speaker 1: like I said, mercifully short, just another squash match. So
Speaker 1: the women get squash matches. But will Ospray, who was
Speaker 1: supposed to main event the stadium, that's the real match.
Speaker 2: Like a younger, more attractive like symmetrical Brandy Rhoads. Yes,
Speaker 2: Oh so like if Brandy Rhodes was actually attractive, that's
Speaker 2: what she would look like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you're into like.
Speaker 2: That one issue like Brandy Rhoads, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Brandy Rhodes was attracted. Look, yeah, no she was.
Speaker 2: There was that one issue of maxim she did like
Speaker 2: twenty years ago she was gorgeous in that and then
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened, but yeah, this girl is well.
Speaker 1: Her personality really it took it out of you, like
Speaker 1: when you realized what a fucking annoying cuban she was.
Speaker 1: It was like, man, she is so hot and she
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, I mean, I don't know if your personality makes
Speaker 2: one eye higher than the other, but it's just you know,
Speaker 2: it makes you notice it though, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It really does, like that is you know, that is
Speaker 1: just one of the things when you say.
Speaker 2: You guys right, the feet were totally true. I mean
Speaker 2: it's weird, right, Like we all know that not everybody's symmetrical,
Speaker 2: but I mean when one foot is a size fourteen
Speaker 2: men's and the other ones a size eight women's, you
Speaker 2: just kind of notice those things, you know, especially when
Speaker 2: she starts trying to wrestle in the ring and I
Speaker 2: don't know, when.
Speaker 1: The futuzsi is trash, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You know, but yeah, Tiara James is gorgeous. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's like a human. What if for Brandy Rhoads, you know,
Speaker 2: it's yeah.
Speaker 1: What if Brandy Rhodes was a short, hot thick version
Speaker 1: of her right right, yeah, oh dude, and.
Speaker 2: I without all the scan lines on the face and yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Just by the way, by the way. Spoiler alert. They
Speaker 1: then sent her out again later in the night for
Speaker 1: a singles match. I was like, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: they finally are doing something on the show for me.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. They're like, listen, I they're sitting there,
Speaker 1: They're going, all right, so we already did all the
Speaker 1: all the autistic ship and the high flying Japanese ship
Speaker 1: for these fucking losers. Let's send out the hot black
Speaker 1: chicks again. And I was like, fuck, yeah, dude, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yeah, like street Fighter just put
Speaker 1: her up there. Yeah, yeah, dude, yeah, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at that.
Speaker 2: This was the first one that I saw. Here we go.
Speaker 2: This this one is the uh that's I like to
Speaker 2: call that the Brandy Killer. Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, she's gorgeous, Like I like, legit. I
Speaker 1: was laughing because I'm sitting there and I'm going I'm
Speaker 1: like what, I'm like, this fucking I'm like this chick
Speaker 1: like she probably should be something on the show, even
Speaker 1: a manager or something. She wasn't bad. She wasn't bad
Speaker 1: in the ring either. It wasn't like I was just.
Speaker 2: A movie with John Cena and Eric Andre somebody. You know,
Speaker 2: It's just all right, even.
Speaker 1: Though I was doing Coyote hard eyes, I know, a
Speaker 1: little jealous, but like still at the same time, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they gotta they find a fucking spot for her. Well,
Speaker 1: it's the same way as like when Anna Jay showed
Speaker 1: up for the first time, right A Jay, and I go,
Speaker 1: this girl looks like a television star, and then they
Speaker 1: proceeded to put her on TV for six years and
Speaker 1: do next to nothing with her, and she ended up
Speaker 1: a jungle boy.
Speaker 2: But you know, I mean, two big TV stars right there, Joe,
Speaker 2: it's home run.
Speaker 1: But enough of me thrust and over hot black chicks.
Speaker 1: The next to the next match, I fucking can't wait
Speaker 1: to kind of watch, like the people that are listening
Speaker 1: to this, please watch this match, because it's like the
Speaker 1: perfect explanation of what the fuck is AW and why
Speaker 1: it sucks so bad?
Speaker 2: You mean, which so good? And they had to rehire
Speaker 2: one of these people and yeah, no, this is this
Speaker 2: is uh aren't both of these gentlemen. Once upon a
Speaker 2: time Pillars of AW? I thought they were Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: just just one of them. Do just too many pillars?
Speaker 2: Too many?
Speaker 1: You put too many pillows under the thing, and then
Speaker 1: you know you can't even you can't even get into
Speaker 1: building with all them pillars, locking the doors with all
Speaker 1: them pillars. But yeah, it was fucking jungle Boy against
Speaker 1: Nick Wade, which I was dude. I'm telling you, these guys,
Speaker 1: first of all, combined total weight of maybe three hundred pounds,
Speaker 1: like together, their child's eyes inside each other, like a
Speaker 1: little Russian dolls into.
Speaker 2: One another, nesting dolls. Right.
Speaker 1: I think you could put them in one of those
Speaker 1: old like the sumo suits. You could put in one
Speaker 1: of those all inflatable zuebo suits. But now it looked
Speaker 1: like two small children. Like it quite literally look like
Speaker 1: two small children trying to commit sepiko. Like the whole
Speaker 1: the whole match was them just doing shit.
Speaker 2: No, you don't get to die, I get to die.
Speaker 1: No I die, I die.
Speaker 2: No, you don't die. I die.
Speaker 1: I special boy. No, I special boy. I die. Uh.
Speaker 1: It was fucking when I say it was one of
Speaker 1: the most idiotic fucking displays I've seen it in quite
Speaker 1: some time in wrestling.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how much time has passed up until
Speaker 2: this point, because now we've gone through at least I
Speaker 2: think six matches, right or one, two, three, four or five? Right,
Speaker 2: so we've gone through five matches. How much time has passed?
Speaker 2: Are you officially at like eight eight thirty now? Or
Speaker 2: what time are you at?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm getting I'm it's gotta be around that time,
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, and then this thing, of course just
Speaker 1: went the fuck on forever. I went. First of all,
Speaker 1: this is on an aw collision show, which, like you'd
Speaker 1: said earlier, you pointed out that there's such little attention
Speaker 1: paid to the show that nobody told us that's where
Speaker 1: big show is currently working, right, So yeah, nobody's watching this.
Speaker 1: Nobody is no one at all. Right, these two dudes
Speaker 1: are fucking murdering each other on what is essentially a
Speaker 1: house show, and it's like confusing. I'm laughing. I'm literally
Speaker 1: like holding my fucking stomach laughing because this match featured
Speaker 1: not only there's a nick Wayne fucking gets power bombed
Speaker 1: from the fucking top turn buckle onto the fucking heart
Speaker 1: side of the apron and then they're back yeah, and
Speaker 1: then there back at the ring in forty five seconds,
Speaker 1: just right back.
Speaker 2: Nick Wayne's a beast. Of course he can just you know,
Speaker 2: power through. That makes sense. I mean when I look
Speaker 2: at Nick Wayne, I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, this
Speaker 2: guy can take a lot of damage. A lot of
Speaker 2: fucking damage. Have you seen that forehead? I'm telling you
Speaker 2: he can just take repeated blows to the head the throat.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like when a baby like it's a
Speaker 1: lot more malleable than you think it is, right because
Speaker 1: it's right because it's little, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You just can't hit the soft spot. Uh oh. And
Speaker 1: then and then fucking Nick Wayne does a Canadian Destroyers
Speaker 1: through the second rope to the outside sick and the
Speaker 1: whole crowd is going like what the like they because
Speaker 1: they're mortified because you're watching, Like I said, what is
Speaker 1: essentially a house show.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, Joe, it's collision. It's collision, A
Speaker 2: little respect on that name. Collision.
Speaker 1: And here's the funny thing is was like Liken say
Speaker 1: it in there, It's like, this is like deathmatch ship.
Speaker 1: If it was just deathmatch ship, it would actually be
Speaker 1: almost less stupid. And hear me out for this, right,
Speaker 1: if you fall on thumbtacks. You go to the back
Speaker 1: and people just pull thumb packs out of your back.
Speaker 1: That's what happens, right, if you fall on barbed wire,
Speaker 1: some barb wire gets into your back and shoulders, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe you got look, maybe get good cut, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're not getting into the ship with the tubes
Speaker 1: and all that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll fuck up substantially.
Speaker 1: But that type of stuff like, oh, you fell on
Speaker 1: some dumb tacks and take some tax out of your
Speaker 1: back and you move on with your life, you know.
Speaker 1: But when you're sitting there taking Canadian destroyers off the
Speaker 1: apron to the fucking floor, it's like, yeah, that's quite
Speaker 1: literally risking death and proalysis.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's somebody in the back that's just taking
Speaker 2: out brain chunks, you know that just don't work anymore
Speaker 2: the back, maybe with like a hangar or something.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, enough about John. I already talked about
Speaker 1: John Oxley. Dude, by the way, watching him just you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, once again, where he.
Speaker 2: Still commentating or was the only commentating for the one match?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, he came out just to commentate.
Speaker 2: I thought he's sitting there the whole time. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's collision. What else is he gonna do?
Speaker 1: Osprey's we remember Osprey's like he's teaching Osprey the ways
Speaker 1: of the Death Jujitsu, so he's out there for that.
Speaker 1: But I I'm looking at Osprey and the way that
Speaker 1: he's moving around and just the glaze on his face
Speaker 1: that you can tell it's like an old football player.
Speaker 1: Oh he's he's already there. You can see he's got
Speaker 1: he's got the wet brain from the combination.
Speaker 2: It's not like it's not like the kind of glaze
Speaker 2: you'd get from a Lar Sullivan, right, It's just.
Speaker 1: No, it's not like the kind of glaze you think
Speaker 1: of for Tiara James or whatever. But no, like you
Speaker 1: could just oh, don't worry, he's there too. Oh aar
Speaker 1: Fox for sure there. So obviously this whole fucking thing happens.
Speaker 1: And then Jungle Boy hits him with I think it
Speaker 1: was like a fucking knee. So it's like these guys
Speaker 1: just kill each other and then out of them wings
Speaker 1: with like a Kiyah Karate knee, and you know.
Speaker 2: How anti climactic.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's it's it's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. Like I said,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm like, I use this analogia on
Speaker 1: the show, but I said it to my buddies. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is this is hard raw anal followed by a
Speaker 1: gloved hand job. That's what that is. Where it's like
Speaker 1: Padian destroyer to the outside brain smasher, concussion bomb death
Speaker 1: onto the fucking steel beam that we laid sideways and
Speaker 1: set on fire. And then the winning move is a
Speaker 1: guy running at you and hitting his ass cheek while
Speaker 1: his knee grazes you.
Speaker 2: Hardcore Joel, how does how does he lose? The lose
Speaker 2: the match? I took a slap. He's slapped a three
Speaker 2: out of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's well, well, well you don't understand. It's like
Speaker 1: after you've been through a lot of punishment in a fight, right,
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes it's like the light hits so you don't
Speaker 1: think what we've already been softened up, right, fuck ah,
Speaker 1: fucking morons. It was like, but I was like watching
Speaker 1: this and I I say, the other guys I was with,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the type of shit. And my
Speaker 1: other buddy, who I hadn't seen forever, it was actually
Speaker 1: it was nice to see him. I hadn't seen him
Speaker 1: in probably like two or three years and just a
Speaker 1: very like way, more of a positive, affable guy, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He's like he's one of your
Speaker 1: friends where you know, he'd say that. He would be
Speaker 1: like like if you were on a plane together and
Speaker 1: the plane was gonna fucking crash into the ocean and
Speaker 1: everyone was gonna die, he would look at you and go, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people don't get to die
Speaker 1: this way. It's kind of cool if you think about it,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's just like he's a very positive,
Speaker 1: like funny.
Speaker 2: See, I don't know what I would do in that situation.
Speaker 2: I'd probably say, hey, Joe, take my seat, and I'll like, uh.
Speaker 1: You'd say, you know what, you think they'll bring us
Speaker 1: another You know, they should have given us that whole
Speaker 1: can of sprite.
Speaker 2: We're gonna die peanuts. It's a hold back, So how.
Speaker 1: About some extra bisc off cookies.
Speaker 2: For the death right?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If I'm going to crash
Speaker 1: into the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 2: Going down, they don't have peanuts anymore. Somebody might breathe
Speaker 2: the peanuts from fifteen miles back and they're gonna die.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna get sued for you guys, we will, however,
Speaker 1: crash the plane into the middle of the That's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that is also you You.
Speaker 2: Can die in a plane crash without the sniffles like
Speaker 2: the rest of us, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh so my buddy's like, he's like, man, this is
Speaker 1: the toughest thing for me with the wrestling. He's like,
Speaker 1: none of the finishes mean anything. He's like, none of
Speaker 1: the move they're He's like, he's like, people just hit
Speaker 1: a move and it doesn't fucking nothing happens from it,
Speaker 1: and then the finishes suck and I'm like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: like thank you. I'm like, you feel like this fucking
Speaker 1: curmudgeon watching this, and I know that's just like part
Speaker 1: of my personality, but I'm like, even and this like
Speaker 1: resoundingly positive, good natured guy who's loved wrestling most of
Speaker 1: his life is looking at this, going the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Why are these two hundred and forty pound guys like
Speaker 1: kicking out of death suicide maneuvers every ten seconds? It's stupid. So,
Speaker 1: of course, because that's how that happened, they had to
Speaker 1: then follow with you guessed it, another version of guys
Speaker 1: hitting each other with death suicide moves, you know, oh
Speaker 1: fucking christ. I mean, I got to see that guy,
Speaker 1: Kevin Knight. Though he's not he's okay, he's not bad.
Speaker 1: He did wrest He wrestled r Fox, which was nice
Speaker 1: to see ar Fox.
Speaker 2: You know, it's out there. He's a regular, he's an
Speaker 2: aw lifer.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Though, for what it's worth, air
Speaker 1: Fox got a really good reaction. Yeah, I mean, but
Speaker 1: like I was like laughing about it because in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm going, shouldn't he be a guy that this audience
Speaker 1: like probably barely fucking sees. But the people were happy
Speaker 1: to see him. I mean they were. They actually were
Speaker 1: you know the entrance hit. They were into his uh,
Speaker 1: into his ship. And by the way, it's like what
Speaker 1: aar Fox is doing move wise? Is it really that
Speaker 1: different than the Jungle jack Boy and fucking Nick Way
Speaker 1: and nah nah or spot monkey shit you know. And oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, there was something that this was also
Speaker 1: an interesting thing that we noticed. So you know how
Speaker 1: I mentioned before that they did the Canadian Destroyer through
Speaker 1: the second rope to the outside and the match previous, well,
Speaker 1: well in this match, they did the Canadian Destroyer through
Speaker 1: the second rope to the inside of the ring.
Speaker 2: How is that even fucking possible?
Speaker 1: So it's not the same, it's not the same, dude.
Speaker 1: Well no, he ran on the ramp and jumped through
Speaker 1: the second rope and gave him a destroyer through the rope.
Speaker 2: I can't even put this. So wait a minute. All right,
Speaker 2: So the ring, what is it like three feet four
Speaker 2: feet from the ring to the floor. I thought you
Speaker 2: meant like they're running from the floor and in the
Speaker 2: middle of the air they went through the second rope.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I might actually want to see this, Joe.
Speaker 2: That sounds like some insane level of fucking acrobatics.
Speaker 1: Straight up video game glose type ship. Yeah. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, no, Like so it
Speaker 1: was just laughing at them, like so this just shows
Speaker 1: you also that like a W's Asians. I'm like, no
Speaker 1: one said to them, hey, five minutes ago they did
Speaker 1: X move and it was basically the same move, but
Speaker 1: you did it to the through the ropes to the outside.
Speaker 1: You're doing it through the ropes to the inside. The
Speaker 1: fuck is this? You know? So, like I said, where
Speaker 1: ar Fox got the reaction where people were like, oh, yay,
Speaker 1: you know, we're happy to see her. Ar Fox hit
Speaker 1: him with I hit Kevin Knight, I believe, with seven
Speaker 1: finishers in a row, like just boom boom bom boom
Speaker 1: boo boo, boom boo, boom boom boom boom, and then
Speaker 1: Kevin Knight kicks out of all of them, and the
Speaker 1: crowd that might have been the first time or one
Speaker 1: of the only times in the whole show where I
Speaker 1: heard the crowd actually be like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: They were almost annoyed because they were like, why is
Speaker 1: ar Fox not winning this? And I get it. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's for one of the seven hundred titles
Speaker 1: that aw has, so they should be like, we want
Speaker 1: him to be changed. I don't even think they were
Speaker 1: like we wanted him to win the title. I think
Speaker 1: they were just like, this is fucking stupid. This is
Speaker 1: goden past the point of stupidity. And then Kevin Knight's
Speaker 1: finish is Alexa Bliss is old splash, So that's.
Speaker 2: Cool, Oh to across the chest the.
Speaker 1: Uh the nose job special? Yeah, no, it it's that
Speaker 1: that sparkle remember the sparkle splash she did or whatever.
Speaker 2: She jumped backwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's basically that's what this grown ass man does
Speaker 1: as it's.
Speaker 2: Finish twisted bliss. Yes, there you go, thank you.
Speaker 1: He does a girl's gymnastics move. This is finish. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 2: Was a fast match too, or was this?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: This is very long. This is a very very long
Speaker 1: match too.
Speaker 2: So all right, now we're in the thick of the show,
Speaker 2: and I need to ask other way.
Speaker 1: There's only like nine more matches, just so you don't right.
Speaker 2: Right, No, no, I understand. I mean clearly there's thirteen
Speaker 2: matches on the first half of Collision and then thirty
Speaker 2: six on the second. But I'm kind of curious. Now
Speaker 2: we've established we're in the middle of the show. At
Speaker 2: this point, everybody's taking their public transportation to the event.
Speaker 2: Pretty much everybody here is going to be the same
Speaker 2: people here till they leave or until the very end,
Speaker 2: whichever comes first.
Speaker 1: I some people left at the end of the Collision
Speaker 1: taping for sure, Okay, yeah, they weren't sticking around for
Speaker 1: the roh shit, which that was Like Tony Kahan came out,
Speaker 1: he was like, please stay, thank you. You guys are great.
Speaker 1: Boston's great, everything's great. Because he knew that everyone at
Speaker 1: ten thirty at night or at ten o'clock at night,
Speaker 1: it was like, can we with the fuck out?
Speaker 2: It's weird that he's still doing that. You would think
Speaker 2: that you would do that in the inverse, where you
Speaker 2: would force people to sit through rh to show up
Speaker 2: really for ro Oh, and then they would stay for
Speaker 2: collision and if anything with him booking everything so oddly,
Speaker 2: why not just kind of mix it up? Why not
Speaker 2: throw a couple of ROH matches in between collision and
Speaker 2: then go back to your regularly scheduled collision.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just change the hanging banner that's on the balcony.
Speaker 1: They would a done, which was like right next to me,
Speaker 1: which was even funnier because I'm sitting there and they're
Speaker 1: like at one point they came over, They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're watching the thing, and I'm like, well, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you this much, I'm not moving an inch for these
Speaker 1: fucking people. Fuck off, I don't care.
Speaker 2: So what was that like at this point? So now
Speaker 2: you have all of Boston United at aw Collision Fests
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six, what was it like? What were the
Speaker 2: people like so now, what was the kind of gauge
Speaker 2: you know, I as opposed to the people that you
Speaker 2: ran into what you got there with the six merchandise shirts,
Speaker 2: But what was it like?
Speaker 1: Now it's starting to get wavy because now they've sat
Speaker 1: through two spot Monkey lunatic matches, three squash matches, and
Speaker 1: will Osprey who was supposed to be their fucking stone
Speaker 1: called Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: So they're no longer. Are they still excited like they
Speaker 2: were when Big Show came out?
Speaker 1: Or well, I'll tell you this much, They're not dead.
Speaker 1: The crowd is not dead, and you're gonna start to
Speaker 1: see the reactions become a little more mixed, as like
Speaker 1: I said, as the time goes on, because the quality
Speaker 1: of opponent certainly starts to vary. Put it nicely. So
Speaker 1: I know that this is a guy that at points
Speaker 1: you've been like, well no, I see why. You know
Speaker 1: he's a big jack guy or whatever the fuck. But
Speaker 1: quite literally, Brian Cage is dog shit. I mean, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: he's he fucking stinks like real, real bad And they did,
Speaker 1: of course, like I said, a faction night. So the
Speaker 1: don Callus family has to appear, is don callous there? Though?
Speaker 1: Of course not, because here's seventy two people in his faction.
Speaker 1: So he just sends out, you know, who ever the fuck? So,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Brian Cage, Jake Doyle, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the fuck that is. It's Hugh Hetches, Harrow,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know who this guy is, Tommy Felipe.
Speaker 1: I'm like looking at these people, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know the fuck this is. You know, so that's
Speaker 1: one side, and who the fuck are they going against? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so it's the job or a group or whatever.
Speaker 1: But Brian Cage comes out first of all, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I hate to every time I talk about him, I say,
Speaker 1: he looks like he's gonna probably fucking drop dead, like
Speaker 1: he's beyond loaded to the gills on whatever, everything a
Speaker 1: to Z. And he comes out ands just like like
Speaker 1: it looks like it hurts for him to exist.
Speaker 2: He's Bane. How do you not like Bain, Joe, I'm
Speaker 2: just confused by this.
Speaker 1: Well, this is my problem with Baine in the situation.
Speaker 1: Bain doesn't go and fight people with Luca Lebray moves.
Speaker 2: You've only taken the HGH. I was born into it.
Speaker 1: Brainshirt, stand there, schlock and do a shining wizard. What
Speaker 1: what what's the point? Like I'm looking at him and going,
Speaker 1: what is the point of getting this big and giant
Speaker 1: and fucking jacked if you're just gonna do the same
Speaker 1: ship as Jack Perry and fucking Nick Wade.
Speaker 2: I totally agree it's that is one of his worst aspects.
Speaker 2: It was the same ship that we didn't like about
Speaker 2: fucking uh uh bron there for a minute, Bronson, Bronson
Speaker 2: was trying to do that ship for half a minute,
Speaker 2: Like there's yeah, the big guys need to realize you
Speaker 2: don't need to be little guys like you just just
Speaker 2: go out there and eat them for fucking breakfast. That's
Speaker 2: your job.
Speaker 1: It's not even a matter of like when we talk
Speaker 1: about a big like Bronson, right like and now he's working,
Speaker 1: he's getting in good shape or all that, and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: well he's a he's a big guy. He's a heavier dude,
Speaker 1: or was a heavier dude. But Brian Cage is quite
Speaker 1: literally shaving decades off of his life to look like this.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but I mean, like you're looking like a
Speaker 2: complete monster. He should be punching fucking osprey and the
Speaker 2: uterus every week. Yes, yeah, what's point?
Speaker 1: But like that's like this is what makes no sense
Speaker 1: to me? Okay, Like this is like a nun with
Speaker 1: fake tics. What's the point? What's the point? He's like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm like a like
Speaker 1: a priest with a dick and plant. Why what are
Speaker 1: you doing? There's no need for this, Like you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm a bucking, big, giant shot guy that's gonna kill everyone.
Speaker 1: And then he comes out and he's like, ooh move
Speaker 1: snoop flippity do. I'm gonna put you in a pump
Speaker 1: handle slam and do a fucking blue thunderbomb. It's like
Speaker 1: stop punch, kick, please eat slam.
Speaker 2: Red rip, tear fish and by the way, by.
Speaker 1: The way, like the third main event of the night
Speaker 1: that happens, which was the actual last matter of the show.
Speaker 1: I'm watching it and I'm thinking to myself, Brian Cage,
Speaker 1: watch this, we'll get there. But I'm like, Brian Cage,
Speaker 1: this is what you should be doing. Why are you
Speaker 1: doing all this bullshit? Like I said, shaving.
Speaker 2: Are referencing Karashida Matcher.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so yeah, broke the cage and Jack Doyle
Speaker 1: and Hetchacho of.
Speaker 2: Hey, they got chased off by by Cocin Heroin Mike Bailey.
Speaker 1: Mike Mike Bailey made like three appearances on this show,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Jack Perry. Jack Perry was involved.
Speaker 1: Commander with the k and the Rascals. Saw every every
Speaker 1: every member of the Rascals had a match on the show,
Speaker 1: just so you don't every one of them.
Speaker 2: And who is this the Congressman? Oh the collaboration? Yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: very catchy, I know I was it was the Congressman.
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, you know, I'm kind interested. Who's who's
Speaker 2: coming out there? Is it? Uh?
Speaker 1: John Fetterman? No, what's his name? I know he said,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: He oh sorry, Uh well no, Like I know, he's
Speaker 5: had a lot of health problems, so I'm not trying
Speaker 5: to be shitty to him, but uh Kylo'iley.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, he looks like he's
Speaker 1: he's an age like ten years in the past couple
Speaker 1: of years. That poor guy, like you could just you
Speaker 1: could see where you know, he's he's working through it,
Speaker 1: you know, I know, the guy. It took him a
Speaker 1: long time to get his shit straight. But I saw
Speaker 1: him and just like in the face, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: this guy's been through a lot, and I'm not even
Speaker 1: being an asshole. I just like rooting for the dude
Speaker 1: because he seems like he's a fucking nice guy and
Speaker 1: anytime he had any sort of momentum and shit going on.
Speaker 2: I know you like to be nice, but it really
Speaker 2: sounds like you're giving him last rites over here, like, oh, guys,
Speaker 2: can somebody can somebody check up on Kyle Fletcher? He's
Speaker 2: not looking too good. Guys. I'm not saying anything bad,
Speaker 2: but if there was somebody that was communicable in that
Speaker 2: locker room, I'd probably look.
Speaker 1: At God, well, no, do you know what it is?
Speaker 1: It's there's always this thing now and maybe this, maybe
Speaker 1: this happened with you when you got into your early forties.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember this, but you have this. No,
Speaker 1: Kenny Omega wasn't on the show. No like this, there's
Speaker 1: this part like where you look at it you just go, am,
Speaker 1: I do I look as old as I either think
Speaker 1: I do or don't think I do, right, Because then
Speaker 1: you see someone like Kyle O'Reilly and I go Kyler
Speaker 1: Riley's like a year or two younger than me, and
Speaker 1: he looks fifty something. Yeah, And I was like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: am I just like not looking in the mirror right
Speaker 1: right now? Am I having some sort of thing, because
Speaker 1: like you're questioning, Yeah, you had questioned yourself.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm like Joey's going into the beer real quick
Speaker 2: and popping a couple of its and ship like, I
Speaker 2: got get rid of this ship. Man, I gotta look good.
Speaker 2: I don't want to end up like Kyle Fletcher.
Speaker 1: Fucking you know what, You're two.
Speaker 2: Years older than Kyle Fletcher. I'm like, man, I don't
Speaker 2: look like Kyle Fletcher. Someday all the ship.
Speaker 1: Like, man, we all expect you know, life is life.
Speaker 1: We know what it is. You get older, you get
Speaker 1: get mantated out, you fucking you know, the eyes get
Speaker 1: a little bit fucking sad.
Speaker 2: But it is how depressing are you as a dude
Speaker 2: that other guys are looking at you? Going, God, I
Speaker 2: gotta get my health checked, you know, like.
Speaker 1: I got to get a full blood palette. Have to
Speaker 1: see this fucking guy. And by the way, he's probably
Speaker 1: intented better shape than I am, if not at least
Speaker 1: but just like in the face, I'm looking at them
Speaker 1: just going, oh man, if this guy is the same fucking.
Speaker 2: Age as me, I wasn't gonna go see the doctor.
Speaker 2: I've seen Kyle Fletcher wrestle. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: a full body scan, you know.
Speaker 1: Like, no, no, do you know what it means. It's
Speaker 1: like when you don't see somebody, You don't see somebody
Speaker 1: for a long time, and then one way or the other,
Speaker 1: they put on a lot of weight or they lose
Speaker 1: a lot of weight, and it's kind of drastic, and
Speaker 1: you just go, oh wow, they look so different, like
Speaker 1: you might not realize that with yourself. We're like just
Speaker 1: waking up being the same dude. And then eventually you're
Speaker 1: just like, whoa, what the fuck? What happened? How did
Speaker 1: I what? You know? It's it's like this, speaking of age.
Speaker 1: It's like the scene in the waterfalse TLC video. You
Speaker 1: wake up, you don't recognice the mirror because now you've
Speaker 1: got the each But now this that was that was
Speaker 1: the highlight of the match. I guess you could call
Speaker 1: it that with me going I hope Kyler Riley's okay.
Speaker 2: Joe scrolling through his phone trying to match ailments with
Speaker 2: Google results.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Change, And then I saw Roderic Strong, and I
Speaker 1: go change the name from the conglomeration to web MD.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, maybe that should be the name
Speaker 1: of it, zoc doc. Hey, hey crowd, you guys remember
Speaker 1: when these were the young, spry guys and rig of honor.
Speaker 1: Time to make that, time to make that doctor's appointment. Okay,
Speaker 1: that prostate poked. Let him go play some fucking flea
Speaker 1: bass line on that ol ps Hayes and your ass.
Speaker 2: You know, web MD and Lemonade sponsorships hitting your phone
Speaker 2: right now? Just fun.
Speaker 1: I know I'm sitting there, I'm going, oh shit, my
Speaker 1: phones near me. I'm gonna pick it up, and every
Speaker 1: ad is gonna be get your ass pipe checked. You
Speaker 1: don't look that old. Everything's okay?
Speaker 2: Up?
Speaker 1: Are you pooping? Blood? Could be hemorrhoids at leasta, not
Speaker 1: Kyl O'Riley right now. I guess Kyler Riley's made a
Speaker 1: lot of money. I'm like, why is my phone having
Speaker 1: an inner Monologue's a little weird the Cola Guard ad.
Speaker 3: Get that.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love the Cola Guard ad because
Speaker 1: the whole premise of it. The mascot of it is
Speaker 1: the box that you're supposed to send your feces in.
Speaker 1: So the so the mascot for the product is like
Speaker 1: fill my body with your stink and then send me away,
Speaker 1: or like that's a little fucking grugs.
Speaker 2: All things more interesting than Kyle.
Speaker 1: Just play your doodo in me and make sure you're
Speaker 1: not dying. That's I don't I don't think, why are
Speaker 1: you why is it telling me that it's a little
Speaker 1: But yeah, So that was a match feature. That's the
Speaker 1: Don Kallas family for you. And then this was the
Speaker 1: next match. I gotta say, I mean, Shampa got a
Speaker 1: hero's welcome. Tampa got really the ovation of the night,
Speaker 1: deservedly Boston guy. But that dude Meyer and Reid.
Speaker 2: And not of the blurred well, he's going to.
Speaker 1: Need some work. I mean, ye, not not. There's about
Speaker 1: three times in this match where you know when everybody
Speaker 1: in Boston is that has been related to the d's
Speaker 1: nose Tomasso Champa and has known him for quite some time.
Speaker 1: There were multiple instances in this match where we saw
Speaker 1: Tamaso's Champa's wife stand up like oh fuck, like she
Speaker 1: thought he was hurt and thought that this guy had
Speaker 1: hurt him. I was like, Yeah, this dude sucks. This
Speaker 1: is not this guy's the not particularly great But Myron reed,
Speaker 1: I'm not buying any stock at him. But tom also
Speaker 1: had a good match, and it's just crazy to see
Speaker 1: because now at this point he's got to be kylo'
Speaker 1: Riley's agent. Motherfucker is ripped. He's still cut up. Man,
Speaker 1: He's an insane fucking shape. So that was good though.
Speaker 1: That was a good match.
Speaker 2: With Big Show too, where he told Big Show to
Speaker 2: tell Jericho.
Speaker 1: To h He stood up on a chair and got
Speaker 1: in his face. I was like, you're not helping yourself yet, Tomasso,
Speaker 1: I know what you because he's like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: say it to your face, and I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, if this gets physical, all he's got
Speaker 1: to really do is push you off the chair. So
Speaker 1: not really helping yourself out there. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: rolling up to a guy talking ship on a unicycle. Uh,
Speaker 1: this could go very wrong for you, sir, you know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was fine. Like I said, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's Masco Champa. It's a pro. He's one of
Speaker 1: the few people that I actually would consider a real
Speaker 1: pro on the show. So it was good. It was good.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what was not good though, was this
Speaker 1: androte thing where I didn't even recognize him at.
Speaker 2: First or was he wearing the mask?
Speaker 1: No, he had some he had like a news he
Speaker 1: had on. I was like, he is they teasing a Seamus?
Speaker 2: Is he?
Speaker 1: And they showed him on the screen.
Speaker 2: Why not News could use a part too, is Mexican news? Mexican?
Speaker 3: You read at about it? Extra extra, extra extra grande.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, know, so this was a weird thing. But
Speaker 3: then the good Now, mish I gotta say so obviously
Speaker 3: the missus sends me a thing and she goes, hey,
Speaker 3: you got to try to get yourself on TV joking around,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, how about I don't I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: do that, Like I'm for sure not gonna make a conscious.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you do that? How to like falling down
Speaker 2: the stairs or something like, oh my god, do you
Speaker 2: realize it's.
Speaker 1: Dude? This is to me, this is like being in
Speaker 1: the background footage of a fucking crime scene, like this
Speaker 1: ship is I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when that guy ran in on Brett
Speaker 2: Hart at the Hall of fame, Like, I mean, Tony
Speaker 2: Shiavanni is at least half of that, right, Well.
Speaker 1: That was the funny thing is It's like I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there and I'm looking down and I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: these people are all really accessible, you know, like I
Speaker 1: could have just sat behind like I had a good
Speaker 1: enough seat. It was a good spot. It was technically
Speaker 1: VIP or whatever the fuck. I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: was laughing because I'm like, I would have loved to
Speaker 1: have sat behind Shravanni and just been like, oh my.
Speaker 2: You could have just whispered it so that the mic
Speaker 2: doesn't pick it up, but we can read your lips
Speaker 2: and he can hear you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, like, what a Conrad's fucking Load's
Speaker 1: taste like a piece of ship fucking lose there, you
Speaker 1: old fucking cunt. He just turns around. He's like what
Speaker 1: was that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, nothing, Yeah, Perry's a runt.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're like fucking brick Baker's never gonna touch
Speaker 1: a little nasty old dick, you know that, right, You're
Speaker 1: fucking weirdo ship bag Countless Towns is fucking bomb.
Speaker 4: Just and then he turns around in the mi oh h.
Speaker 1: John gould check junk gold check. I don't know what
Speaker 1: this guy sounds saying. I'm saying all this horrible ship
Speaker 1: to him and I don't even know. Man, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it. I'm not doing any of that. This is
Speaker 1: what the hell's wrong with you, Shovanni. He's fucking little
Speaker 1: baked or something. Fucking idiot, fucking little dick's dick sniffer.
Speaker 1: Bet you fucking to crawl your nose under Conrad's fucking
Speaker 1: rolls and take a big sniff. Bet you'd like to
Speaker 1: do that, your dirty, old, fuck, gross, gross fucking diddler.
Speaker 1: I bet you know all sorts of gross shit that
Speaker 1: all these wrestlers used to do. Turns around, He's like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, and I'm like a spray, A spray yeah,
Speaker 1: ceo yes, ceo yeah, And I'm just doing the hands,
Speaker 1: the hands. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: you old pedophile. What if you haven't if you even gathered?
Speaker 1: I don't like Tony Giovanni. Yeah. Some Mercedes Monet then
Speaker 1: came out, and by the way, credit this is where
Speaker 1: I will say to the Boston crowd. There was a
Speaker 1: good amount of people who were booing her. They were like,
Speaker 1: she's like because she sucks, dude. She says, all she's
Speaker 1: Boston's own. Oh well that well, I'll tell you. I
Speaker 1: was relieved, Like I said, to hear some people where
Speaker 1: she's like web abyad have bathad And there's some people
Speaker 1: that were like if I'm California, I was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. It was like it
Speaker 1: was like, honest to god, it was a relief to
Speaker 1: me because I'm like, you know what, if you saw
Speaker 1: her at the Garden when she did her debut, everybody
Speaker 1: there would have been like, oh god, I want to
Speaker 1: fucking deep throw her wig or whatever the fuck. Like
Speaker 1: they were loved. There's just been like oh let me
Speaker 1: smell your farts. But at this point now they've just
Speaker 1: doubt what they're long enough, so even the aw audience
Speaker 1: is like fucking boo and so on the balcony where
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sitting on like the lunch side of the balcony,
Speaker 1: you know, we'll see I thought about just killing myself
Speaker 1: right then. That would have really taken the wind out
Speaker 1: of her promo. But she's like, bastad, you just see
Speaker 1: me just fucking jump and you land on Tony like,
Speaker 1: ah shit, I just land on some giant, fucking fat
Speaker 1: guy that looks like John Tanta and he's like darbend
Speaker 1: fucking Masicu. But no, you can see, well, she's gotten
Speaker 1: her promo. You can see me in the background doing
Speaker 1: the gag. I'm doing a fucking gagging myself and choking
Speaker 1: myself like this because you can see on the screen obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I'm like, all right, that'll be some good footage.
Speaker 1: That'll be some good footage. That'll be a little something
Speaker 1: for the people they can find that you did you
Speaker 1: see her sitting there like n Cama Pada tackler and
Speaker 1: not gott a bet man And that's just me in
Speaker 1: the background goes and I will say, I mean in
Speaker 1: a good and a nice turn. Like I said, the
Speaker 1: hackling is minimum at the aw shows apparently, which is
Speaker 1: which is disappointing to me because I even like when
Speaker 1: people I like, get it, get it a little bit
Speaker 1: of shit, because to me, that's the point of the
Speaker 1: live show. That's what wrestling is.
Speaker 2: Not a joe, It's it's all about everybody having a
Speaker 2: good time. And if you're saying anything disparaging about somebody's
Speaker 2: favorite and they're not having a good time, so you're
Speaker 2: kind of ruining it. You're a party pooper.
Speaker 1: You just got someone just someone just yells. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't care for your character, but I respect your
Speaker 1: work rate. I hey, hey you. Yeah, I would prefer
Speaker 1: the other person to win this match, but that doesn't
Speaker 1: change the fact that I think you're very talented. You
Speaker 1: are talented, even though I don't care for you in
Speaker 1: this setting. WHOA, that's nice.
Speaker 2: The chance are a little lengthy, but yeah, you can
Speaker 2: clap to them.
Speaker 1: Some guy comes over to fucking dragon ball Z and
Speaker 1: did it hat escorts me out of the fucking building.
Speaker 1: He's like, excuse me, So did you just say that?
Speaker 1: Do you just say that she's talented but you don't
Speaker 1: particularly care for her in this match setting. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to ask.
Speaker 2: You to leave, sir. There's children watching.
Speaker 1: There's four are kids in this building, sir. The thirty
Speaker 1: eight year old men can't hear you.
Speaker 2: And actually over forty, but they identify as kids. So yeah,
Speaker 2: but for some.
Speaker 1: Reason, they're wearing blue wigs with bangs. Yes, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna let that one go. Yeah, so you know, she
Speaker 1: she exists and didn't get as good a reaction as
Speaker 1: I think she wanted to. But I will say there
Speaker 1: were there were women in the audience doing the hand
Speaker 1: gestures and shit, oh yeah, I'm going with it.
Speaker 2: Oh oh you mean the moneque. Sorry, I mean it
Speaker 2: is boss that I have to ask.
Speaker 1: So well, that's That's the funny thing is is like,
Speaker 1: well this is going on, yeah, and she's she's doing
Speaker 1: her thing, and I'm like, all right, So we saw
Speaker 1: Chompa get the reaction for being a local guy, and
Speaker 1: then she came out not even fifteen minutes, not even
Speaker 1: five minutes after him, and people are like that were good,
Speaker 1: We're good.
Speaker 2: What about Renee? How did they respond to Renee?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I didn't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like whatever, just Renee Renee. Now I'm saying, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm almost looking at her and thinking to myself, like
Speaker 1: kind of feel a little bad for her.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just I'm just getting soft the
Speaker 1: older I get, you know what I mean. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm looking in the mirror and I'm just saying, do
Speaker 1: I look like Kyle Riley? I don't know, but maybe
Speaker 1: I'm getting a little more emotionally soft. Where I look
Speaker 1: at I just go, oh, as.
Speaker 2: Long as you're not waking up, going, do I look
Speaker 2: like John Moxley?
Speaker 1: I mean Jesus, well, as long as I have a
Speaker 1: higher cognitive functioning, right, and John that I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Like John Mosley means your stage three something.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, there's John Moxley. Looks like I'm telling you, dude,
Speaker 1: as somebody. We're city people. We've lived all right, we've
Speaker 1: locked around and you just see the people that you
Speaker 1: just know. You look at their face, you look at
Speaker 1: their eyes, and you go, something's off, right, Sure, something's off.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's mabeline,
Speaker 1: Maybe it's concussions, maybe it's alcohol. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was. But I was looking at him, going, so
Speaker 1: she's she's not an older she's a young woman stills
Speaker 1: late thirties maybe, and she's got to got kid. I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's got to sit around the house with this guy.
Speaker 1: And he just goes and like stands himself in the
Speaker 1: corner Blair Witch style, confused, like there's no way, like
Speaker 1: she's already living like a sixties five year old woman
Speaker 1: with a husband that's like that used to be a
Speaker 1: fucking boxer or something that had a TBI, Like, there's
Speaker 1: just no way he's win that fucking good. They're just
Speaker 1: looking at him, Like I said, I feel like noel
Speaker 1: sympathy for that person. You know, it's unfortunate, but whatever. Uh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then Bandido was there. I guess that's Bandido, And
Speaker 1: then I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: That new new boo.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's the Beast more Toast.
Speaker 2: Oh, Bandido, Beast more Toad, same same.
Speaker 1: Thing, yeah, commander. Yeah, there was a lot of there's
Speaker 1: a lot of mask people on this show. A lot
Speaker 1: of the audience probably should have been wearing masks. Yeah, redlick.
Speaker 1: Oh imagine if they brought you know what, maybe that's
Speaker 1: what they should do, was just feel the Relic character
Speaker 1: and put that on Brian Cage and be like, can
Speaker 1: you just.
Speaker 2: Oh, Christopher Daniels is there. I'm sure he could wear it,
Speaker 2: you know, Oh no.
Speaker 1: He was well, now he couldn't be suicide anymore. What
Speaker 1: would he what would have to be the internet term
Speaker 1: for that? What's that again?
Speaker 2: On alive? That would be his name? Yeah, And coming
Speaker 2: down to the ring, weighing one hundred and two pounds
Speaker 2: on alive.
Speaker 1: Not alive. He's doing an unlive dives. Hey, actually outside
Speaker 1: good a tope OnLive.
Speaker 2: Though, a pepe topey a.
Speaker 1: Pepe a pepe tope on alive.
Speaker 2: I'll take some salsa, some rice and beans.
Speaker 1: I want to know what am I going to have? Now?
Speaker 2: You're gonna do Mexican night.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, yeah, well, no, no, what I probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: because part of the reason why so like I made
Speaker 1: the mistake once again thinking that I could do the
Speaker 1: same shot as I could ten years ago. So I
Speaker 1: got out of the show and then I went and
Speaker 1: I got Taco Bell, like eleven thirty at night. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't be doing I can't be doing that anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, after what six hours of a w finishing
Speaker 2: it off with Taco Bell, it's just yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: just are you punishing yourself for something you did?
Speaker 1: I feel guilty. I think somewhere I have to Did
Speaker 1: you get some of that emtr therapy? I don't know,
Speaker 1: dredge up some memories?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, did you the evening just whipping yourself
Speaker 2: with a pair of the pair of suspenders or something like?
Speaker 1: Then I just got home and just started yelling slurs
Speaker 1: at myself. I guess yeah, in the mirror.
Speaker 2: Fortnutes, starting fights with them, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just just waking her up and just saying things
Speaker 1: I knew would make her angry for no reason.
Speaker 2: Then poking the cats just because.
Speaker 1: Hey, honey, I want to wake you up to make
Speaker 1: you angry at me because I feel bad. Could I
Speaker 1: just could she be like, honey, you're being irish againning
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 2: Know, Oh yeah, he's right. Did you turn on the
Speaker 2: roomba wa wa up at two in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that just reminded me the room but didn't
Speaker 1: run today.
Speaker 2: Problem.
Speaker 1: Usually Friday is room, but day it's a little worry check.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check and see if he's doing okay. IM
Speaker 1: gonna see if he's got the John Moxley roomba CP.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, that guy Adam Pierce or priest or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck, he just looks like So it's basically
Speaker 1: Jamie Noble versus Bandido. He was basically exactly Jamie Noble.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: I love Jamie Noble les h.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's nothing wrong with it. But it was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, look, it's just we're an hour fucking
Speaker 1: three now, and out comes Jamie Noble to wrestle fucking Bundypool.
Speaker 1: Uh and Bundito did Okay, I guess it was all right,
Speaker 1: it happened. Uh yeah, I don't need to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I mean it was a world championship. It was a
Speaker 2: Ring of Honor world championship, but it was a world championship.
Speaker 1: Joe, do you know how fucking funny it is to me?
Speaker 1: Like they're like, that's for the r O H title,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, man, we're both from a time where
Speaker 1: it would be like homicide against Samoa Joe and a
Speaker 1: forty minute long, fucking brutal brawliel.
Speaker 2: Sin versus a young Nigel McGinnis, oh yeah, or Daniel.
Speaker 1: Bryant mackling each other in a way that you're like, what,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this craziness? And now it's like,
Speaker 1: here's Bundito wrestling Adam Priest three and a half hours
Speaker 1: into a fucking house show, and you're like, that's that's interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah. So by the way, Shitah is a heel.
Speaker 1: Now if you.
Speaker 2: Didn't, yeah, well she was fighting Queen Empanada.
Speaker 1: Right, Queen and Panada, Yes, which, by the way, Queen
Speaker 1: and Panada also very very pretty woman.
Speaker 2: Geez well, delicious, of course they are.
Speaker 1: I have fucking let me tell you a couple of
Speaker 1: bites out of that h she did, so Queen and
Speaker 1: Panada does this thing where she does a lot of
Speaker 1: fucking head butts. Yeah, but respectfully, she's got a dumple,
Speaker 1: She's got a dumpy on her and she does like
Speaker 1: one move where she usually smashes the girl's ass into
Speaker 1: her face. And I'm like, is it because she's so
Speaker 1: used to working on the same shows as Tony Storm.
Speaker 1: But then again, I'm talking about the company where people
Speaker 1: are doing back to back Canadian destroyers and matches. But
Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, like, why doesn't she do
Speaker 1: more with her ass? She we do want to ass
Speaker 1: hits and stuff and stead of like weird head butts
Speaker 1: and stuff. But yeah, this went on way too long.
Speaker 1: Queen and Panada is pretty, She's okay, She'll get there.
Speaker 1: She does exactly who Sheida was six years ago. She's
Speaker 1: getting a Tony khanjack And I know this was just
Speaker 1: kind of kind of a waste of time, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you. Nothing great the Queen and Panada.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened after that was going on after this.
Speaker 2: She said there was matches after this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, oh my god, Oh chucks, what a shame.
Speaker 1: They don't have a list of the rh matches. Dang,
Speaker 1: I guess we covered all of them.
Speaker 2: The men.
Speaker 1: There were format four matches after that four. The rest
Speaker 1: were kind of honestly and consequential. One of the only
Speaker 1: things that was good was what's his name, not his name,
Speaker 1: but their name, the Outrunners. The Outrunners were in the
Speaker 1: main event and they had an eight man match and
Speaker 1: it was really good. Oh, like the Outrunners is the characters.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and I'm going, Wheeler Uda and fucking
Speaker 1: Daniel Garcia are never, ever, ever, ever going to be
Speaker 1: remotely over interesting or somebody that you should feature on
Speaker 1: a wrestling television show period. It's never going to happen
Speaker 1: with those two. And then they're like, well, here are
Speaker 1: the Outrunners. They're coming out at fucking eleven o'clock and
Speaker 1: there's some of the most interesting over people on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they're a throwback, which is weird that aw
Speaker 2: would do that, but yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a shame. Well that was it. I'm like sitting there,
Speaker 1: I'm going that was so That was one of the
Speaker 1: most fun things on the whole show, which is in
Speaker 1: a nice way. I'm like, okay, well the people are
Speaker 1: getting sent home happy. That was a fun segment. It
Speaker 1: was a fun to ape man to end the night. Also,
Speaker 1: like I said, we've now watched fifteen fucking wrestling matches,
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: Just for a collision taping Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but miss this is also where, like I said,
Speaker 1: it goes back to Tony Kan goes out, you know,
Speaker 1: goes out to the crowd. How many are you were
Speaker 1: here that we're here last nime Yay, that's what these
Speaker 1: people like. That's what the crowd that that's relatively or
Speaker 1: fairly small, a w crowd. That's what they like to
Speaker 1: watch thirty wrestling matches live two days. Who the fuck
Speaker 1: wants to do that?
Speaker 2: Well when they go to Wembley, are they gonna do
Speaker 2: collision tapings there too?
Speaker 1: I fucking hope so I'd be hilarious. Oh I forgot
Speaker 1: that guy Nick Comarado came out. God he's fucking rotten.
Speaker 1: Oh he's bad. That dude's been in aw for like
Speaker 1: a half a dozen years. It was him. I'll just
Speaker 1: see if I can remember off the top of the dome.
Speaker 1: Its him. There's that fucking guy, Alan Angels, I don't
Speaker 1: remember who he wrestled, but he's also like an indie guy,
Speaker 1: looks like the shits he was in the dark Order.
Speaker 1: This was like the half the hour age shaping where
Speaker 1: people were like, what the fuck are these human beings
Speaker 1: doing here? Go home? Why are the people still? What
Speaker 1: is the point of you? Like Alan Angels, my guest,
Speaker 1: the fucking go home. You're fired. What is the point
Speaker 1: of this? Nick Camarado, go the fuck home? What are
Speaker 1: you doing here? The only positive about the r H
Speaker 1: taping it's like, well, the main event was good, but
Speaker 1: they sent out the Tiara James again and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, I'll watch her again at ten o'clock
Speaker 1: at night. That's fine. If I gotta, I gotta suffer
Speaker 1: through this shit, send me out another hot chick, all right?
Speaker 1: And by me? Oh yeah. The Aaron solo guy was
Speaker 1: there too, which that was kind of depressing looking at
Speaker 1: him because I'm like, yeah, that guy he fumbled Bailey,
Speaker 1: I think, right, wasn't it his whole thing? He was
Speaker 1: married to Bailey?
Speaker 2: Poor guy?
Speaker 1: I know, well, he's not gonna do much. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what, I don't see it going up much higher
Speaker 1: than that for him in life, So best of luck.
Speaker 1: And street fighters telling me I gotta watch Amanada versus Tekla. Listen, buddy,
Speaker 1: I don't got to do nothing. After watching all those matches,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm good with that ship.
Speaker 2: So it was the cross at this point, now, like
Speaker 2: who's left?
Speaker 1: They are? People walked. I'll tell you this, the people
Speaker 1: did walk out happy, like I heard people talking to
Speaker 1: him like that was fun. I had a good time
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. And that kind of leads me
Speaker 1: to almost like my conclusion about the whole experience, which
Speaker 1: is for the type of person that will sit through
Speaker 1: thirty wrestling matches, that's like a hardcore fucking nerd. They
Speaker 1: don't have a this is this is literally who they're forre.
Speaker 1: So like when Tony kind of, like I said, waving
Speaker 1: around his bonobo arms, it's like, where's for fucking Whe's
Speaker 1: for sick? Ohs? I'm like, hey, he's right, it's not
Speaker 1: a big audience, but that's who his audience is. And
Speaker 1: if he's fine at losing millions of dollars a year
Speaker 1: and he wants to keep doing it, then I understand,
Speaker 1: like this is for who it is. And if I
Speaker 1: was a twenty something year old wrestling dork, that was
Speaker 1: a young guy that was just like, hey, man, you
Speaker 1: want to go out fucking, you know, pound some fucking
Speaker 1: beers and then go watch a five hour long wrestling show,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, oh, that sounds like a good time.
Speaker 1: But as somebody that has now seen hundreds of fucking
Speaker 1: hours of wrestling, lives thousands of hours of wrestling live
Speaker 1: in their life, I'm just looking at him going all right,
Speaker 1: just a little much, don't you think. But like I said,
Speaker 1: after sitting through it, I go, Okay, I get who
Speaker 1: the audience is, and I also see why to some extent,
Speaker 1: like they they get so defenctive of it because it's
Speaker 1: quite literally a tailor made experience to these specific, fucking
Speaker 1: dorky people. So it hurts. So it actually hurts their
Speaker 1: feelings personally when you talk about it, because it just
Speaker 1: so happens this fucking billionaire has made a fucking playtime
Speaker 1: funhouse for them that does the shit specifically that they like. So,
Speaker 1: like I said, there's always something to take away from
Speaker 1: an experience of something that now would I go do
Speaker 1: it again? Now? No, thank you. That was enough for me.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't need to do that again.
Speaker 1: You have to a lot of a lot of the
Speaker 1: stars would have to align for me to go and
Speaker 1: sit through another four hour long aw fucking TV tape
Speaker 1: and that would take a lot. But I'm glad I
Speaker 1: did it. I guess you know, are you? It's like
Speaker 1: you know about it? Yeah, I mean it was, but
Speaker 1: but you know what it is too. If I was
Speaker 1: by myself, I would have jumped off the balcony. That's
Speaker 1: another part of it too, Like that's the that's the
Speaker 1: aspect of going with people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, misery loves company. Yeah, no, I.
Speaker 1: Understand that, right, Like if if this is like, hey,
Speaker 1: you got to go sit through it by yourself, I
Speaker 1: would have left for show. Probably I don't watch that
Speaker 1: Jungle Boy match and been like that's enough. That's enough,
Speaker 1: that's enough. I don't need any more of this. Like
Speaker 1: that was that was plenty. I'm full now goodbye. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I said, probably wouldn't do whatever again, but well,
Speaker 1: an experience, right now, I can say I've done it.
Speaker 1: So whenever I'm like, guy, w fucking this sucks. About
Speaker 1: it or this is Boria. Well you don't know, man,
Speaker 1: you've never well I have. Well that was just a
Speaker 1: collision taping, all right. So now you're challenging me to
Speaker 1: go to Dynamite because I because I won't, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. Never say never.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was. I wish it. I wish
Speaker 1: that I hadn't had to eat Taco Bell at midnight.
Speaker 1: I had no choice. I was so fucking hungry, that's
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, that hole. Yeah, they're eating the Taco
Speaker 1: Bell at midnight. Then I stayed up. Then I was
Speaker 1: like I couldn't fall asleep till like fucking three am.
Speaker 1: Then I was thinking about the ass lettuce that's killing
Speaker 1: everybody or making them poop their brains out, and like,
Speaker 1: did I eat some of that ass lettuce from Taco Bell?
Speaker 3: And there was.
Speaker 1: Apparently I guess that was like the no.
Speaker 2: I thought it was. I thought it was going around
Speaker 2: like actual store stores. I didn't know it was actually
Speaker 2: going around Taco bells too.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently they're blaming.
Speaker 2: Because they had something else too. Didn't they just have
Speaker 2: like bad meat the other day or some shit.
Speaker 1: Too, Taco Bell. Yeah, like yeah, you know they've moss
Speaker 1: or in some cases live less.
Speaker 2: Is all their food going bad?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Well? Maybe that was like
Speaker 1: we're talking about more of that self flogging.
Speaker 2: I was doing that.
Speaker 1: Oh. I was like, I go to Wendy's and just
Speaker 1: eat tumor nuggets and I was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna eat tumor nuggets. I'll eat the fucking just the
Speaker 1: diarrhea lettuce. So oh yeah, yeah, but that was it,
Speaker 1: you know, a good time eating tackle Bell midnight. Then
Speaker 1: there was some wrestling, yeah to YadA. So, uh, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back here, dude. We're taking our what our
Speaker 1: twenty four hour break now.
Speaker 2: So we got going on pretty much. All right, let's
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here. We did two hours
Speaker 2: much love funk off, See you tomorrow, say