Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question why you don't ever
Speaker 1: play with my nipples? I got nipples too. It's my
Speaker 1: turn to get tied up knocking headcuts though I got PTSD.
Speaker 1: Welcome the hardest soft where men speak. So hopefully somebody
Speaker 1: will understand when you say freaky?
Speaker 2: What's what's freaky?
Speaker 1: What? What do you mean by freaky? If I do this,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna tell your friends? Right, I got a
Speaker 1: question for you, guys, Come off off the rip. You
Speaker 1: ain't here talking about jerk pork and ship like that.
Speaker 1: I'm putting a damn fork on my part. Started off
Speaker 1: for starters. How you got doing today?
Speaker 3: Before we go any further, No, today has been It's
Speaker 3: been late today, honestly, and I did that on purpose
Speaker 3: because I know I had to come here and record.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to stress myself out.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just let your fun. You know you're at work.
Speaker 3: No, seriously, that's.
Speaker 1: How you feeling today.
Speaker 2: Man, It's been a long and busy day. But I'm
Speaker 2: excited to be here, so we're happy to have you.
Speaker 2: I thank you. That's done, and you don't one.
Speaker 1: You and your jerk port. Since we're on a topic
Speaker 1: about food, so I've left this question a while ago,
Speaker 1: but I don't think. I don't think you were here
Speaker 1: court until you weren't here. If you could describe your
Speaker 1: sex as a dish, that's as what would it be
Speaker 1: if it's a dish? A dish?
Speaker 2: Hm hmm.
Speaker 1: I'll buy you. You got it.
Speaker 2: I want to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, this means you too. I got you right,
Speaker 1: And don't see no barbecue sauce on top of the
Speaker 1: how you know I was going to ketch up with
Speaker 1: you said you sent this one out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, yes, because your food choices
Speaker 3: raising my eyebroner for someone who went to culinary.
Speaker 1: School like this nigga Philly cheese steak order, you'd have
Speaker 1: thought he was in the.
Speaker 2: Pen gi like Maya should be eating this.
Speaker 1: Then look that us because we got a raw onion,
Speaker 1: number fried onions. Nigga throwt fraud onions man on your ring.
Speaker 1: Granted that's what I never said that she said that
Speaker 1: ship I did you go back? But so anybody who
Speaker 1: knows me knows I probably just love two foods, right.
Speaker 1: I can eat any kind of seafood any day of
Speaker 1: the week. Anytime of the day. And I love pasta, right,
Speaker 1: So if I had the perfect dish to describe what
Speaker 1: this ship is like, it be seafood pasta. See what
Speaker 1: I did there.
Speaker 4: Created He's not feeling that he smoked that just now,
Speaker 4: I'm not feeling that.
Speaker 1: He smoked that.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: Thank you Friday. I appreciate you. Let's start with you, Courtney,
Speaker 1: especially over there cooking confetti, the confetti, the mediterrane cooking
Speaker 1: the party city confetti, confetti and the bread job garlic
Speaker 1: a comfete. I read that shot like four am. I said,
Speaker 1: why does Nigga cook you confetti?
Speaker 3: I would say my I would describe my sex as, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, I just said it steak tartar with a
Speaker 3: quail egg because it's surprising, it's good, it's moist, and
Speaker 3: when you mix the egg with the tartar and mixed that.
Speaker 1: All right, never going never going back to funk with
Speaker 1: their child.
Speaker 2: So I don't think I have a specific dish. What
Speaker 2: I will say is like a flavor palate or a concept, right,
Speaker 2: So it's going to be really indulgent and it's going
Speaker 2: to be really well thought out because when I cook,
Speaker 2: I like to make things that take a lot of time,
Speaker 2: a lot of thought, and it's slow and slow, so
Speaker 2: you're gonna have a build with me. I'm not someone
Speaker 2: who rushes into anything. And then also I like to say,
Speaker 2: like this is my joke with me and my girls,
Speaker 2: but I guess I share here. I like to like
Speaker 2: I fuck people right, people don't really fuck me. And
Speaker 2: so I'm again say that when you sit down, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this chef thought about me. If I didn't know better,
Speaker 2: I would have thought that this district just made specifically
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to put a pin in
Speaker 1: that yesterday. I'm good, can we do this? But you
Speaker 1: also did make me think about something, so I feel
Speaker 1: like my dish woul probably be mad spicy because I
Speaker 1: really not for everybody, no funny, I shouldn't be mad spicy.
Speaker 1: So most people don't really like the spice that I mean.
Speaker 1: It's the African. To me, i'd be eating you just
Speaker 1: You'll be sitting here like.
Speaker 2: I'm half half African because you were saying a lot
Speaker 2: of guy.
Speaker 1: I gotta listen, Diana don't want to see me listen.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that after, but wait, we still don't
Speaker 1: really don't want to hear yesterday's Yes, sir, you're gonna
Speaker 1: give your fraud on your choice of.
Speaker 3: If you could describe you as sex as a dish,
Speaker 3: what would.
Speaker 1: It be as a dish? That's a good one. I
Speaker 1: would say gatorading electrolytes, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4: I would probably say like I would probably say, like
Speaker 4: a it's gonna sound funny. Don't laugh at me. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna try.
Speaker 1: I would probably say, like a turn duck can did
Speaker 1: you just say tim duncan? No?
Speaker 3: No, no. The nigga from yes, Ok, it's is interesting, explain.
Speaker 4: That because I feel like, obviously, so you know what
Speaker 4: it is, so to explain this for a turn duck
Speaker 4: in basically, loon is a turkey wrapped in chicken wrapped
Speaker 4: in him?
Speaker 1: Am I saying that? Right?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry? Right, So it's basically a three level meat
Speaker 4: bonanza type ship.
Speaker 1: This nigga said, I taste like a powerful because it's
Speaker 1: just yes, he's just.
Speaker 3: So, you're coming with a lot of.
Speaker 4: But no, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm saying that I'm
Speaker 4: coming with a lot of complexity. I'm saying that I'm
Speaker 4: coming with a lot of a lot of choices, right,
Speaker 4: because you know, you could break it down. You know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. You could do the different you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. So I'm coming in a variety of
Speaker 4: ways as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, so your variety. Yeah, I got it. I thought
Speaker 3: you're saying he was coming.
Speaker 2: We got the meat, meat.
Speaker 1: The meats yesterday aka Tim Duncan. Got it. So it's
Speaker 1: now March February's coming, went right. March is International Women's month. Yes,
Speaker 1: So me and Courtney we had a conversation. She has
Speaker 1: some things that she's doing later on in the month.
Speaker 1: You guys stay tuned for that. But I want to
Speaker 1: pan the spotlight to my women real quick. So I
Speaker 1: saw a post right that the me of maybe ten
Speaker 1: years ago, we don't really like it too much. With
Speaker 1: me of today, I like it a lot, and I
Speaker 1: want to dive into this.
Speaker 3: Hold on that growth.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Our phones always want to act up.
Speaker 1: Hold on, here we go, And I'm building.
Speaker 3: My roster right now, and they always skip over my birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hold on, let me let me just ain't
Speaker 2: gonna get drafted like that.
Speaker 5: So you single, I'm single? Are you celibate?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: So if you was fucking and didn't get a Christmas
Speaker 2: all birthday yet oh yeah, happened.
Speaker 5: It happened.
Speaker 1: I'm a man, I expected to get anything but expectations.
Speaker 5: Why would you and get you a gift for your birthday?
Speaker 2: Chris?
Speaker 5: Sometimes you just need to get your pipes clean.
Speaker 3: You have a pipe cleaner. Oh my, you always gotta
Speaker 3: have one pipe cleaner in the rotation.
Speaker 5: And you don't need to do nothing for you. It's
Speaker 5: just when you didn't. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, are you
Speaker 5: very simple? But get either? Absolutely not. That's fun.
Speaker 1: The gift, Okay, the first thing is first, not get
Speaker 1: another for your chriss or birthday is non a flex.
Speaker 1: I'll put that out there. It's not wavy. However, I
Speaker 1: did like the idea of her referring to a gentleman
Speaker 1: as like a pipe cleaner. Small a small part of me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand that old me would have just called r
Speaker 1: handa civic You just getting servicing and your pipes clean.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is going on? But the
Speaker 1: mere today do I kind of get it? And I
Speaker 1: kind of like it? Dare I say? You know?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Before I dive into that, I want to see how
Speaker 1: you ladies feel about what she said, Nick, you can
Speaker 1: start first, girl.
Speaker 2: So I'm all for the utility of a partner for sex,
Speaker 2: Like if you are just here for sex, like I'm
Speaker 2: out of the elk that like, I need everything to
Speaker 2: be paid for done because I'm gifting you. This puts
Speaker 2: you know, we're both here and we're supposed to be
Speaker 2: both enjoying ourselves and we're supposed to be both like
Speaker 2: in this experience for the experience, and then all the
Speaker 2: other things that come with it are whatever we determine
Speaker 2: they are before we get into bed or depending on
Speaker 2: what the situation is after. But I'm absolutely like a
Speaker 2: gift person, especially when it comes to my time. If
Speaker 2: you're not a I mean, I don't think I've ever
Speaker 2: really had a truth by fleet he but like I'm
Speaker 2: kind of girl. That's like, if it's Valentine's name, we
Speaker 2: messing around. I'm like, hey, Valtine Day is my favorite holidays,
Speaker 2: So let's make sure that even if it's something small,
Speaker 2: some chrucolate covered straws, break something, get me something.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna say that, I preface.
Speaker 2: Who I am as early as I can so that
Speaker 2: there's no misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: You know what I like I like that I had a homegirl,
Speaker 1: not them long. She always has a bad Valentine's Ay
Speaker 1: for some strange reason. And she's talking to some nigga
Speaker 1: and she was like, how he didn't say anything about
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. So I'm like, yo, you're going to say something.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I'm not going to say anything. Like
Speaker 1: he knows it's that and it's her, and I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know. Granted, I feel like as a nigga, you
Speaker 1: maybe you should try to do something. But I kind
Speaker 1: of could respect the girls, like, hey, listen, nigga coming up,
Speaker 1: so yeah, get your shit together.
Speaker 2: Kind of like that as to speak, you know, holiday,
Speaker 2: So I hope it's something. And I also am an
Speaker 2: equal opportunity person, like I give justice heavily as I
Speaker 2: anticipate getting the game, and so like if it's Christmas
Speaker 2: or something, even if it's early, I'm gonna get you
Speaker 2: something small. It might be a pair of socks that
Speaker 2: you've said you liked, whatever it is, but like there's
Speaker 2: thoughtfulness there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I like you because you get niggas. From
Speaker 1: that statement alone, I could tell she gets niggas. I
Speaker 1: see that. I see the play I see it, and
Speaker 1: I see the plane. We got them, the jerk pork,
Speaker 1: the socks, the box, thoughtful, see the combination of what's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 2: Yes, niggas, Yes.
Speaker 1: You get niggas. It's girls like you that niggas be
Speaker 1: tweeting about professionals.
Speaker 2: That is a problem. Thanks to be a real problem,
Speaker 2: you know, like stop tweeting by my friend.
Speaker 1: It's getting crazy. Oh my gosh, it was all good
Speaker 1: to yo, fellas. Stay away from the pork. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: something in there. I'll be telling you about these I
Speaker 1: tell you about these GT women. Man, I don't listen.
Speaker 3: I mean what I said. I've ever had like a
Speaker 3: just a pipe cleaner. Yeah, because I didn't expect much
Speaker 3: from him. I just knew that I just wanted the sex.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to, like you to just be there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was really pussy having.
Speaker 1: A bad pipe cleaners, like anti religious, like like one job.
Speaker 2: No, but women not every woman has like great orgasmic
Speaker 2: sex consistently, and so sometimes they just want intimacy and companionships.
Speaker 2: So they takes a part dick just to have somebody.
Speaker 1: Now that's what you that's not a pipe cleaner, that's
Speaker 1: a potential boyfriend.
Speaker 2: No, if you are going to date someone and you
Speaker 2: know that they can't satisfy. But I mean you're saying
Speaker 2: potential boyfriend. If you're gonna be a potential boyfriend and
Speaker 2: you can't have good.
Speaker 3: Sex, Yeah, that's not that's really that's crazy.
Speaker 1: What a teddy bell The sex ain't good with his
Speaker 1: cuddling and watching Napoleon.
Speaker 3: Sometimes that Yeah, yeah, so like his you know, his
Speaker 3: his dick was good. He ate pussy, but that's all
Speaker 3: I wanted him for. I didn't expect anything from him
Speaker 3: at all whatsoever. So yeah, I agree that sometimes you
Speaker 3: just want someone there to just you're just there to
Speaker 3: clean my pipes. But I don't expect anything from you,
Speaker 3: and I don't want anything from you because I know
Speaker 3: that I'm not gonna get anything. Like, I know who
Speaker 3: you are as a person, and I know I don't
Speaker 3: like it. So oh I don't like you know you
Speaker 3: don't like them as a person. Yeah, like them seriously,
Speaker 3: you know. And to think, oh, you're gonna give me
Speaker 3: some Valentine's or you're gonna give me something for Christmas,
Speaker 3: like I didn't, you know, fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of like that. As I'm getting older,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to look at women more as like human
Speaker 1: beings as crazy as wait what because you know, because.
Speaker 3: You know, because that was a wild fucking statement.
Speaker 1: Let me explain that was crazy as men. Crazy as men.
Speaker 1: For like, if you go the further back you go,
Speaker 1: the way that men viewed women was more so like
Speaker 1: a a like a an obtaining conduct, like something that
Speaker 1: you own, like property, you know, and a reference is
Speaker 1: that you kind of want them to behave and maneuver
Speaker 1: in a way that you deemed acceptable, you know. And
Speaker 1: we have like these masculine rules and quotes that we
Speaker 1: have that we kind of want you women to follow,
Speaker 1: like guidelines almost, and if you ever got out of
Speaker 1: those guidelines or rules, we kind of like casted you
Speaker 1: as a whore or this or like a low vibrational
Speaker 1: woman twenty twenty five shit, you know. An as time
Speaker 1: like progresses and we like here now, I kind of
Speaker 1: when I say as human beings, I kind of mean
Speaker 1: like equal, you know. So it's like I kind of
Speaker 1: I know, as a nigga, what's the what's what's the
Speaker 1: opposita of a pipe cleaner? No? No, I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: what's the male version of h I've had a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 3: Vacuum vacuum.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the vacuum cleaner. You know, I've had
Speaker 1: a couple of vacuum cleaners in my life, and they
Speaker 1: served the purpose, you know, honestly and truthfully. Just sometimes
Speaker 1: I just needed a fucking vacuum. That's it kept me sane.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I definitely am all for you know,
Speaker 1: women having I guess, you know, an occasional pipe cleaner.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. And see how you say, Yo, Look,
Speaker 1: I just want some dick, nigga. I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to the movies. I don't want lasagna. Just come,
Speaker 1: I don't want no Tim Duncan. Just come, bring the puss,
Speaker 1: bring the dick, let me do you know?
Speaker 3: It's so crazy when he started to do things that
Speaker 3: were outside of like what he was there for.
Speaker 1: Uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It was like, why did you just bring me French fries?
Speaker 3: Take that back, get back to the box he was
Speaker 3: in like.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: You are a slave master that you save master all
Speaker 1: you've never.
Speaker 3: Had someone who tried to like you were there for
Speaker 3: one thing and then a man you have and you
Speaker 3: had to like put them back like, no, that's not
Speaker 3: what we do.
Speaker 1: So I feel.
Speaker 2: No, say it because I'm sure the man you.
Speaker 1: Have I ain't gonna for rent. I come off very
Speaker 1: like so the person that I portray on the show
Speaker 1: is like a very small portion of who I am,
Speaker 1: not like this on a regular I'm actually kind of
Speaker 1: a likable, cool guy. I'm being honest. People find it
Speaker 1: so hard to believe you're a learner. Yes, yes, nigga,
Speaker 1: but but so sometimes like people will like know what's up,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, you're so cool, you know you
Speaker 1: you know, and they end up morning more than what
Speaker 1: we signed up for. So that happens a lot, like
Speaker 1: with me at least, like like we we told coming up,
Speaker 1: I was giving this one relationship advice like yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: that's a good man, you know. And then next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, niggas you want me to be No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're just here to do right then you go back,
Speaker 1: you know. So that definitely does happen often that I
Speaker 1: do see that happened.
Speaker 3: He never had that situation where a man tried to
Speaker 3: cuirrel out from the.
Speaker 1: Friend zone the.
Speaker 2: Zone. No, not only because I don't think I've ever
Speaker 2: really had someone where I put them in that zone,
Speaker 2: like I really haven't really engaged in a lot of
Speaker 2: intimate interactions with people that I wasn't like, Okay, you
Speaker 2: can be this person for me, or you're already this
Speaker 2: person for me. I am hard to please and hard
Speaker 2: to know, and so I don't have any man to
Speaker 2: like be a one night stand or a couple. Come
Speaker 2: over a couple of times and figure it out. You
Speaker 2: need to care about what makes me feel good to
Speaker 2: be able to make me feel good. So then I'm
Speaker 2: not going to really give anybody the time and day,
Speaker 2: Like I don't even know how you get to that
Speaker 2: place for me.
Speaker 1: Your whole thing is it's not easy to satisfy you, right,
Speaker 1: So like you can't just have a basic one like
Speaker 1: and they got to go to school first.
Speaker 2: You gotta really or we have an ego. And it's
Speaker 2: a dichotomy right this one. It's like it's.
Speaker 1: Rule number one. You can't be using words.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, like.
Speaker 2: Struggle.
Speaker 1: I blame Courtney because Courtney should have did her job.
Speaker 1: You can't use words more than like four letters.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is going to be a struggles. I'm a
Speaker 2: dictionary though. That said, it's two things, right, you have
Speaker 2: to have an ego, like you have to be a
Speaker 2: kind of man that's like, I know what I'm doing
Speaker 2: when I come here. I'm gonna give you what you need.
Speaker 2: Like and there's no real such thing because every woman
Speaker 2: is different, but whatever, or you're gonna have to be
Speaker 2: someone like I really like her. I really want to
Speaker 2: know what makes a tick, what makes her feel good.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be intentional about the way I touch her.
Speaker 2: I don't really know if I'm having a good time
Speaker 2: to man with the ego. So now I need to
Speaker 2: find somebody who cares about me. So I can't find
Speaker 2: I've never even tried, like and man be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you, not gonna do nothing.
Speaker 3: You know because men because sometimes men come into the
Speaker 3: bedroom and they're like, yeah, well what what works for
Speaker 3: the goose is gonna work for the And it's like, na,
Speaker 3: you need to relax, bir chests, relax.
Speaker 4: Bir.
Speaker 1: See, that's that's that's nothing. I feel like it's guys
Speaker 1: we have well not me and not not as much
Speaker 1: now as it was before, but god have like a
Speaker 1: real high sense of entitlement. They feel like Nigga hit
Speaker 1: the bell, get mad, bitches or bitches love this ship
Speaker 1: so while you're not gonna love it, and it's almost
Speaker 1: like like it's a it's a privilege for you to
Speaker 1: be fucking with me anyway. That's that's how niggas move
Speaker 1: for real, you feel me. So when you come into
Speaker 1: a situation that to like that, how the fuck am
Speaker 1: I supposed to enjoy this privilege? So it's most like
Speaker 1: I should enjoy being here, but you don't really have
Speaker 1: to put that much work in for you to enjoy,
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's like the energy is like a
Speaker 1: one way street kind of thing. That's how a lot
Speaker 1: of niggas at least used to be. I don't know
Speaker 1: about today. I don't got no friends like that.
Speaker 3: But first of all, I think the men with the
Speaker 3: biggest egos have the smallest dick.
Speaker 4: I I.
Speaker 3: Think that a man who or they're very if they
Speaker 3: don't have a big if they don't have a small dick,
Speaker 3: then they their pie game is whack.
Speaker 2: That women don't tell men when they aren't getting bad,
Speaker 2: like we don't. They don't say anything like my friends
Speaker 2: like he was trash you gonn see him again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, trash guard every Wednesday and every Friday.
Speaker 3: What do you mean girl?
Speaker 1: Like, what do we do?
Speaker 2: I've been guilty of it, so I'm not gonna lie
Speaker 2: because the man he's so fine, he's so fine every
Speaker 2: time I see him, Like, okay, I'm not gonna do
Speaker 2: it because he's he's so terrible and very and then
Speaker 2: I see hi when you get in my.
Speaker 3: Ear like again, we got him climb quick.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, wors seven minutes of my life.
Speaker 1: So so how do you avoid situations like that? Like?
Speaker 1: How do you all right? You don't want me afraid?
Speaker 1: Let me let me rephrase this. What is the farthest
Speaker 1: extent you went to avoid a nigga?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't say hi to him. If we're in
Speaker 3: the same place, I don't.
Speaker 1: Say you, don't say hi, you just walk right past,
Speaker 1: like I don't know you wait, so you walk past
Speaker 1: the niggas that you fuck it just didn't say yeah.
Speaker 3: I was no no, So if we if we, if
Speaker 3: I'm trying to avoid you, I will not say anything
Speaker 3: to you. Oh yeah, I've done that plenty of times.
Speaker 2: And they don't seek you out afterwards like oh I
Speaker 2: do pass yeah, yeah I do, And I'm.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I want to play. I want to play.
Speaker 1: I want to play a video from you, guys. I
Speaker 1: want to play a video for you guys. Right, I
Speaker 1: don't know it's women. It's probably something you've experienced, maybe
Speaker 1: not to this magnitude. I know you probably experienced something
Speaker 1: like this. I mean, let me get it when you
Speaker 1: get damn, that's.
Speaker 2: That's the craziest thing you've done for good Man.
Speaker 5: The girl she had good sat outside the house for
Speaker 5: two days and I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell you why.
Speaker 5: No, listen, I'm gonna tell you why. I ain't never
Speaker 5: had no.
Speaker 1: Like this in my life.
Speaker 6: And she fucking she fucking good for a wee straight
Speaker 6: and she just stopped dancing.
Speaker 1: The phone.
Speaker 5: She just went missing.
Speaker 1: I ain't understand. I didn't understand why, you know, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to know why outside you let me call
Speaker 1: you back and caught you back. Sorry, sorry about that, y'all.
Speaker 1: Oh you can't say that, which from you?
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 5: That's the craziest.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. She cissed my head that right, you know,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to know why.
Speaker 6: Outside of me wanting to know why, I'm like, hold
Speaker 6: on this bitch, stop talking me.
Speaker 2: If she stopped, so, I sat.
Speaker 5: Outside the house for two days.
Speaker 1: Two days.
Speaker 6: The only reason I went home because I held my
Speaker 6: for over twenty four hours and my stomach, you know
Speaker 6: when you got to sit at the bottom of your
Speaker 6: stomach like I feel like it's a boarder, but it's
Speaker 6: like in the back of the back, and it's like
Speaker 6: like it's sitting on your nets.
Speaker 5: In a way, I was like, damn, I got a ship.
Speaker 5: If you never found.
Speaker 1: Out why, nah, man, I don't want to know why.
Speaker 1: I still be thinking about him. Man I be I'll
Speaker 1: be heaving withdraws. You gonna get some closure, bro, Let
Speaker 1: me think about him. I'm sorry, you could have asked
Speaker 1: me something else, something else I said. I have to say,
Speaker 1: have you what's the farthest you've went to avoid a guy,
Speaker 1: and what's the farthest a guy went to get your attention?
Speaker 3: Well, let me preface this. I don't do I don't
Speaker 3: do the ignoring thing a lot because there's not a
Speaker 3: lot of people that I there's not a lot of
Speaker 3: people that I try to avoid. But if I do
Speaker 3: want to avoid you, if we're in the same spot,
Speaker 3: I will not say anything to you, and I will
Speaker 3: pretend that you do not care and you do not exist.
Speaker 2: I've hid him from people. I'm you know, you can't
Speaker 2: tell right now I'm sitting, but now I'm vertically challenged.
Speaker 2: I'm not very tall, and so I will legitimately hide
Speaker 2: from like I'll hide behind my friends, my guy friends.
Speaker 2: They are all humongous, and I will stand behind them
Speaker 2: be like you leave, and then like come out and
Speaker 2: then like peek my head around. I've been called a
Speaker 2: couple of times. Once time I was going to the
Speaker 2: bathroom and guy coming by my neck, my collar, he
Speaker 2: putting back. I was like, oh no, but people moved on.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, it's tough. It's real tough.
Speaker 2: I mean not negatively, but people often get physical with
Speaker 2: me because I'm small, and so they're like like hey
Speaker 2: Nikki and like grab me up and like damn. So
Speaker 2: I really have to hide. There's no walking past someone
Speaker 2: that's not and I'm too nice for that. I'm very friendly,
Speaker 2: so they're gonna know, like, oh, you're not in a
Speaker 2: good place. I've never been that mad at No, I
Speaker 2: guess I've been that mad at people, but they know
Speaker 2: so they don't bother me. So I will curse you
Speaker 2: out and not be awkward.
Speaker 1: I have I have went to human resources to avoid somebody. Really,
Speaker 1: I actually went to I actually went to the director
Speaker 1: of my department and told her. I was like listen.
Speaker 1: So how it happened was it was this young lady
Speaker 1: that I was working with, Guyanese lady too. I don't
Speaker 1: like she was mad cool, you know we she was cool,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't think she was like into me or nothing.
Speaker 1: She was mad cool. So one day I'm actually hitting
Speaker 1: here after work and she's like her friend and she's like, yo,
Speaker 1: why don't have your number? And when she said that,
Speaker 1: I'm like ship here it goes. So I gave him
Speaker 1: my number whatever, and then she started messaging me on WhatsApp,
Speaker 1: real immigrant ship we in the States. You hit me
Speaker 1: up on my nigga, I see you every day? Like
Speaker 1: why you hit me? Yes?
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: I wasn't that much older, but she was older then,
Speaker 1: writing me saying, oh, all types of dumb ship yourself
Speaker 1: fine and want to fuck you ya da da da,
Speaker 1: And I'm like okay. Then her husband started writing me, oh,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if I know one thing about God.
Speaker 1: These people, they husbands, they go really hard about like
Speaker 1: they girls, especially like the little I ain't gonna give
Speaker 1: too much spike on here this. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: They're like cool looking ones, really hard, you know, so
Speaker 1: blocked like seventeen numbers. She's calling me to my can
Speaker 1: we talk? I'm like, no, I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Leave me alone. You didn't have sex with
Speaker 1: no hell no no.
Speaker 3: I feel like if he would have had sex with her,
Speaker 3: she would have went off the rock.
Speaker 2: It would have it would have been crazy wou.
Speaker 3: It would have been a crash out.
Speaker 1: And it was so bad to them. Went to the
Speaker 1: rocker listening at the end of the day. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on or what's going to happen of this,
Speaker 1: and let you know, like yo, this is what's happening,
Speaker 1: you know. And she handled after that, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: the fact that I went to HL that means know
Speaker 1: how much crimes on a committed in my life. Here
Speaker 1: I am snitching like you bugging out, going against the
Speaker 1: fucking street code.
Speaker 2: For your horny as seventeen it is called is why
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 3: That kind of reminded me of.
Speaker 1: Seventeen numbers that I had the block. It was way
Speaker 1: more than seventeen calls that.
Speaker 3: Kind of reminded me of like when you asked, what's
Speaker 3: the craziest or the craziest thing someone did to get
Speaker 3: your attention? Literally literally a guy that I was breaking
Speaker 3: things off with, and he knew that I was breaking
Speaker 3: things off with.
Speaker 2: He would call me.
Speaker 3: From block numbers, like blocked from his number, like back
Speaker 3: to back, back to back, back to back, back to
Speaker 3: the point where my phone died. This man was nuts.
Speaker 3: He also was a cancer, but this man was cancer.
Speaker 1: I love me cancer, right, sorry you got to say.
Speaker 3: I just said it, I love me cancer, and like
Speaker 3: that's like, and it was so bad. I was like,
Speaker 3: I will get a restraining order on you. Oh absolutely,
Speaker 3: if you like, this is harassment. At this point, he stopped,
Speaker 3: I've never known, I've never no man has ever tried
Speaker 3: to do something crazy to get your.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've got people tweet about me, and I
Speaker 2: mean I had one of bacs teet about me, and
Speaker 2: a guy who liked me knew that he was about me,
Speaker 2: and he put like He then responded like and I
Speaker 2: was just like, what are you doing? Like how did
Speaker 2: he do that? And it took me a while to
Speaker 2: see it because I wasn't I wasn't chronically online yet,
Speaker 2: and my friends are like, so weak. I think there's
Speaker 2: a tweet going around about you. You got Twitter be like,
Speaker 2: and I was like, but no, no, I mean no,
Speaker 2: I'm very precious in my time on my phone, so no,
Speaker 2: I don't think that would ever happen. I think I
Speaker 2: would communicate somebody like you need to leave me alone.
Speaker 3: What was the tweet? I'm curious, do you know?
Speaker 2: So the first one was like, it's something about that
Speaker 2: Guyanese girl. I was like, you know, we're not talking,
Speaker 2: so why are we doing this? And then the other
Speaker 2: one was like, oh, my ex is not answering me.
Speaker 2: I think she wants me dead. I've been calling her,
Speaker 2: she's not answering me. And I see her and people
Speaker 2: snapchat on her phone and so that's how long ago.
Speaker 2: And somebody else is like, isn't it crazy all groups,
Speaker 2: we're all a part of the same group of friends
Speaker 2: and we all like the same girl. It's kind of
Speaker 2: incestuous that way, And I was like, he re tweeted
Speaker 2: that and said no, somebody else said that teeted about
Speaker 2: it and didn't tweet to him, but clearly was talking
Speaker 2: about me. And I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Is kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: It's because they're like brothers and they like to said.
Speaker 2: I was like that, no, that was not like brothers.
Speaker 2: And also what have you?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: That kind of kind of reminded me like have you
Speaker 3: ever had two friends I want you and they've been
Speaker 3: like they call themselves bros, but you're like, are you
Speaker 3: really bros? Because the question is.
Speaker 1: When have I not got them? Wait? Have we got them?
Speaker 1: Hit question? Ship? Not real question? Why do you want?
Speaker 1: Just suck them both? Got them both true?
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like there is no real bro
Speaker 2: cove when somebody really think somebody's cute. I feel like
Speaker 2: I've said to people like your friend is trying to
Speaker 2: talk to me, like he's calling me, he's texting me,
Speaker 2: he's asking me to come over, Like they do not care.
Speaker 2: They don't care.
Speaker 3: There's no bro code. It's so women a woman that
Speaker 3: they like, it's really no bro.
Speaker 1: Brothers. Be like, what I understand is too right? You
Speaker 1: fifty percent right? Fifty percent of the time is no
Speaker 1: bro code. He was a trifling they sneaky ship. The
Speaker 1: other fifty is we already had this conversation and you
Speaker 1: kind of just like up for grabs, like we already know,
Speaker 1: and a lot of girls we think like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: these nit No, no, sweetheart, we already had the conversation.
Speaker 1: I already beat. I want him to try it out.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go next. You should him beat, but you
Speaker 1: gotta play it off though, like what he did, what
Speaker 1: I've been there, done that. I have not known my
Speaker 1: own cousin for some box, Who the fuck is traff
Speaker 1: I don't know that nigga. That trives my biology. He's
Speaker 1: my biological blood cousin. I did not know Travis.
Speaker 2: If you if you try any French talk to me
Speaker 2: and like we've already had sex, then now I'm automatically
Speaker 2: oh you think that like I'm gonna be passed around.
Speaker 2: I don't care if you you told him not too.
Speaker 2: I don't care if you didn't know. I'm automatically like clipped. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now beforehand, it's different, Like I've had men literally say,
Speaker 2: like we said, whoever gets you first?
Speaker 1: I don't be that competition shit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, once I mess with you, your whole friend
Speaker 3: group is off limits that far. If it's like if
Speaker 3: it's mess if it's a group, if I messed with one,
Speaker 3: it's clipped for your whole group.
Speaker 2: Let me like light like pipe cleaner, or mess with
Speaker 2: like boyfriend pipe cleaner or boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Y'all are both cooks, right, okay? Cool? You experiment with
Speaker 1: your ship in the kitchen, right you ever went to
Speaker 1: the kitchen. I'm not the kitchen. I went to the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Maybe bought the wrong sauce or the wrong brand. You
Speaker 1: have to go back right, get the right, get that raggoo. Right,
Speaker 1: sometimes you want to go get the raggoo. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. Well not now. I'm different now,
Speaker 1: of course, but old me I didn't. Who's next? All right? You?
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: They are? They hiding it from their front.
Speaker 1: The one girl she ain't. No, I ain't give a
Speaker 1: funk though, literally, So I've had friends twice in my life, right,
Speaker 1: one girl post this. One girl I was let's say
Speaker 1: her name is B. Letna say B. Me and B
Speaker 1: had a little situation. Me and B was on and
Speaker 1: off whatever. So B had a friend named love Love
Speaker 1: told me she posted me in the group chat and said, Yo,
Speaker 1: whose nigga is this? And B said nothing.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you was up for grabs exactly, and.
Speaker 1: I wanted her to grab me. So I got grabbed
Speaker 1: you feel me, but then be gonna come to my
Speaker 1: Oh how could you? I'm like, bitch, I already know
Speaker 1: what's up. We don't. Don't don't try to run my
Speaker 1: play on me. I don't owe you no sympathy, dick. Now,
Speaker 1: I ain't buying you nothing because I fucked your friend.
Speaker 1: That's your damn god, damn problem. And then then it
Speaker 1: happened again with this eleacy. I saw her group chat
Speaker 1: by mistake, and I saw my picture in there, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm in the group chat.
Speaker 3: Huh that could be.
Speaker 1: You know what you need? Surprising, Like, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Only two times where I've done that, but it was
Speaker 1: never really not it was on purpose, but only two.
Speaker 1: That's not something I want to do often.
Speaker 3: That's kind of corny in a way that sisters. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean not many, but yeah, yeah, like you do.
Speaker 1: You a valid your sisters?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I mean it depends.
Speaker 2: I mean most of my school and sisters, if not all,
Speaker 2: are people that I found out late later, right, and
Speaker 2: then we became friends and was like oh you yeah,
Speaker 2: and then it's like okay, I care or I don't care.
Speaker 2: Most of the times. I mean, I have one exit.
Speaker 2: He was just a dog, and I still love him
Speaker 2: to his day, So I mean I'm in loving him.
Speaker 2: I still lo him to his day. He was just
Speaker 2: a dog, so I mean he used to he used
Speaker 2: to be in my house. He started dating my friend,
Speaker 2: and I started talking to my friend. And then when
Speaker 2: he started dating I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do what I want to do anyway, I don't
Speaker 2: even care. It used to be in my house in
Speaker 2: bed with meat, and she was like, oh it's time
Speaker 2: find nightly calling. He would call her, get out of
Speaker 2: the bed with meat and go call her and go
Speaker 2: be on the phone with her.
Speaker 1: Dick was that good?
Speaker 4: Huh, nikky, Dick was that good?
Speaker 1: And Dick was that good?
Speaker 2: So yes, Also remember I remember when I was like
Speaker 2: the help you think it?
Speaker 1: But you know women, women, women have pretty privileges. It
Speaker 1: got a good dick privilege. You got a good thing.
Speaker 1: You can get away with some ship, you know ship.
Speaker 1: I don got away with girls. Come on, I know
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: There's a quote that I've been saying, like every other week,
Speaker 2: told my girlfriends. I'm like, I have a friend who said, like,
Speaker 2: you never have to lie to a woman. And she
Speaker 2: likes you enough, she will lie to herself.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, but I say you.
Speaker 2: Have preached me because I have lied to myself a
Speaker 2: lot of times. Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3: Like you know, he's.
Speaker 2: That's what it is, he said, It's not that thing.
Speaker 2: So it was not that thing. It was that thing.
Speaker 1: It was never find yourself looking for good about Like
Speaker 1: at least we putting the toilet seat down. At least
Speaker 1: you don't squeeze the toilet. At least don't squeze the toothpastees.
Speaker 1: He can't be good, he ain't.
Speaker 2: You gotta find something.
Speaker 1: Took the garbage out that warning. Remember we took the
Speaker 1: garbage out. He was leaving like that was that was
Speaker 1: kind of tough on the many.
Speaker 3: One hundred ninety was this.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad, you know what I'm saying. But yeah,
Speaker 1: good dick privilege is definitely a thing. So what I
Speaker 1: need you guys let me know is have you been
Speaker 1: a victim of good dick privilege? Well we know you
Speaker 1: have stopped. What about you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when someone was you get away with murder? David
Speaker 3: were like like men get away with because the pipe
Speaker 3: was just so.
Speaker 2: God forbid you like him him?
Speaker 3: And then it's a rat.
Speaker 2: It's done. It's done's done.
Speaker 3: To keep going back.
Speaker 2: And forth, but you might even are you, you might
Speaker 2: even say what your problem is, and then yet still
Speaker 2: m terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you about my good dick privilege highlights.
Speaker 3: That is a montage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel it's like a highlight reel.
Speaker 2: Why are you lying and getting away with mur or
Speaker 2: are you trying? Are you like knowing you you barely
Speaker 2: do the bare minimum and she's letting you get away
Speaker 2: with it because it's sev live.
Speaker 1: You gotta mix it up a little back. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: will lie you when I can tell the truth. Am
Speaker 1: I told this girl? Let me tell you how bad.
Speaker 2: Like that's crazy, diabolical.
Speaker 1: My ship was so fire. I told this girl that
Speaker 1: I was already fucking that I had a girlfriend, that
Speaker 1: she would have want boyfriend shit out of me. I
Speaker 1: was single as fuck. So she's just come I'm yo,
Speaker 1: she about to come to you. I did, I did.
Speaker 1: I'm going right back to sleep, you bugging.
Speaker 2: That is the craziest thing I heard in quite some time.
Speaker 1: Works all the time. Boy, it used to I don't
Speaker 1: know about now. I used to. Yeah, But if that
Speaker 1: being said, I do have something that I want to
Speaker 1: touch on. So I was looking at I was on
Speaker 1: the internet, scrolling like I usually do, right, and I
Speaker 1: saw a post that really struck me earth. So Courtney,
Speaker 1: I know, Courtney, you are on a fitness journey right now, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And I do know that you have a very very
Speaker 1: very extensive, versatile palate. You eat all types of shit,
Speaker 1: freaky ass shit. You'll be cooking confetti in the pasta right.
Speaker 1: So what I want to know is do you ever
Speaker 1: find yourself especially I also ask you, because you're apparently
Speaker 1: a good cook as well, do you ever find yourself
Speaker 1: knowing that you cook so good you just eat just
Speaker 1: for the sake of you know, your food is good.
Speaker 1: You're not really that hungry, Like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: can go for some Tim duncan right now, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck you call it the shit, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't make that, right whatever, you know.
Speaker 3: For me, I get an inspiration from the internet. So
Speaker 3: if I see a recipe that I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: know I can make that. That's gonna be so good.
Speaker 3: If I make that, then I'll take it out. Be like,
Speaker 3: all right, I'm going in the kitchen. I'm gonna That's
Speaker 3: what I'm gonna make because I know it's gonna be so.
Speaker 1: Fucking But has it ever occurred that you're eating maybe
Speaker 1: when you shouldn't necessarily be eating. You're eating just because
Speaker 1: you know I'm bored. Let me just make some shit.
Speaker 3: I've eaten just because I was bored.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about you, nick.
Speaker 2: I'm so greedy. I eat because I'm bored all the time.
Speaker 1: So that brings you to this post. It says, and
Speaker 1: I quote, just because you're bored, that does not mean
Speaker 1: you should go Master Big.
Speaker 3: Wait time out. I got some feelings about.
Speaker 1: Those and I saw that ship, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you look on if you look onto this post
Speaker 1: and you look at kingloin the first it says, how
Speaker 1: about you act me next time? Because I definitely do
Speaker 1: full victim to boring jerks. Yeah, and it's been a
Speaker 1: it's becoming a to me. It's becoming a problem.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean is as bad as Taho.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I would check myself in jerk Cab. I'd go to
Speaker 1: Jerkab before I fuget like that. But I do want
Speaker 1: to ask you, guys, has excessive Master Big ever had
Speaker 1: a bad side effect on you whether it's something you
Speaker 1: did at a down part in your life as an
Speaker 1: escape where they can fuck up your relationship with your
Speaker 1: real sex life, because jerking off excessively comes in all
Speaker 1: types of shapes and forms. Like me, I knew for
Speaker 1: a fact that I was like the worst part of
Speaker 1: my life. I was drugging off, like at least four
Speaker 1: times a day, even at work, Like, yeah, I jerked
Speaker 1: like what they went to the bathroom and got right
Speaker 1: with the hand sanitizing the hand of the soap dispensary.
Speaker 2: What for the for the lubrication.
Speaker 3: Wit the alcohol bass ship.
Speaker 1: Soap looking ship.
Speaker 2: Because it was gonna driving.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, you just touched on something. Because
Speaker 3: I feel like when I was depressed, I did find
Speaker 3: myself jerking off, jerking off, masturbating, DJing.
Speaker 2: A lot more.
Speaker 1: Funk Master reflects, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Do find that, But I also finding like as I'm
Speaker 3: working out more and I'm taking creatine, I'm doing it
Speaker 3: more now because my libido is just so high, so
Speaker 3: I have to like get it off some way somehow,
Speaker 3: So like I do it either when I'm bored or
Speaker 3: when i'm what I'm in like right now.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean right now, jergle over in
Speaker 1: the bathroom when I got here with fucking me right now,
Speaker 1: you are not.
Speaker 2: Want to talk. So that's not because work was crazy.
Speaker 1: Bro, do you know what, Nikki? You a real judgment
Speaker 1: to welcome.
Speaker 2: No, the statement was crazy, not to act. I don't
Speaker 2: jump anybody's young. You should do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: We'd be jerking off. What's the wildest place you masturbated?
Speaker 2: It's the wildest place something I said. I don't think
Speaker 2: i've ever really let me first start by saying, I
Speaker 2: answer your first question. I am probably a person I
Speaker 2: know that masturbates the most, the at least the most
Speaker 2: out of any woman I've ever heard of. Like I
Speaker 2: had a friend say like, oh, I'm massive once a month.
Speaker 2: I was like, once a month, I've masturbated nine times
Speaker 2: one things, even because I was just in the house
Speaker 2: and I was like, well cooking.
Speaker 1: Yet, so I hit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but that's real. Could you just say nine
Speaker 2: times nine times and one day?
Speaker 3: That's real?
Speaker 2: I had a man recently saiding, he's like, you have
Speaker 2: the I am a horny person. You were the horniest
Speaker 2: person I know. I was like, I've had to like
Speaker 2: if a man, doesn't somebody's coming over. I've massiveated three
Speaker 2: or four times in the day and the guy's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come to you. I don't have to go
Speaker 2: get ice out the freezer and be like let me,
Speaker 2: let me, let me, let me get some Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I broke a rose. I've done, you know. I mean,
Speaker 2: my hand is the best. But you don't get no.
Speaker 2: And if you do, you go in the shower. You
Speaker 2: got to make sure you have the lower shower head
Speaker 2: and let that water run go right under.
Speaker 1: The fact that you got a plan B for Hello.
Speaker 2: If you dedicated, you dedicated, if you stay ready and
Speaker 2: gotta get ready, you.
Speaker 1: Know, she would be my worst night man. There's nothing
Speaker 1: more I hate. Like you have a fed somebody and
Speaker 1: they still hungry. It's like, bro, I gotta go cook
Speaker 1: some shit again.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm never gonna put it on somebody else though,
Speaker 2: like I'm not gonna go, oh, you didn't do it.
Speaker 2: I mean I used to. I used to get angry
Speaker 2: at my asking and be like you even.
Speaker 1: Did you even try?
Speaker 2: But now I'm like, all right, it's me google to sleep.
Speaker 2: People are going to see me my be I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go to other go handle my business, or if I
Speaker 2: know he's not gonna do it, I'll be like, do
Speaker 2: you want to watch me do to myself?
Speaker 3: I like doing that?
Speaker 1: Yo? I love It was a post that I actually
Speaker 1: skipped over right before you were talking to me when
Speaker 1: I was here. It says when he's fine as fun,
Speaker 1: but he want to go one round and I got
Speaker 1: nine rounds in my draw and she went and grabbed
Speaker 1: the fucking rose. And now I'm in my head like,
Speaker 1: even though you're not mad at me, it's like, your nigga,
Speaker 1: why are you still?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Why you like this? What's wrong?
Speaker 2: Why my friends have asked that question? I don't have
Speaker 2: any answer. I'll be like, but I mean the highest.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know if I really go
Speaker 2: to sleep without maascibating, Like it's just a natural, it's
Speaker 2: I worry if it's a compulsion sometimes, but like there
Speaker 2: are times that I'm just not in the mood. I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm more if I'm depressed, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: That's wrong. Did that?
Speaker 2: I must have mass this money at least ones at
Speaker 2: least once, So I wake up and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I've masturbated twice. This money I'm like, I mean, I
Speaker 2: woke up at six and I was like, ooh, I
Speaker 2: want to go back to sleep. When I did it again.
Speaker 1: With that being said, I know you've masturbated outside of
Speaker 1: just a bedroom.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever masturbated outside of the house
Speaker 2: or someone else.
Speaker 1: I wait, you could just get some dick.
Speaker 2: I mean there's that, but I mean no, buts I
Speaker 2: mean I don't know where it could I could do it.
Speaker 2: I mean I've had sex, not places, but I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever masturbated in a weird area.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a thing. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to say speak for all women, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never heard a woman say, yeah, I've masturbated at
Speaker 3: the dentist offices.
Speaker 2: But it also depends on.
Speaker 1: How you The dentist's office is crazy because I almost did.
Speaker 2: That because I know a lady who masturbates by.
Speaker 1: Cleafing.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Like she key goes and polls
Speaker 2: erin and out and she makes herself orgasm that way,
Speaker 2: and so that you can do that anywhere, but I can't.
Speaker 1: That is the sexiest ship a girl could do. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got a video really, can I play a video? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is actually one of my personal videos, So just
Speaker 1: go ahead and noise angle. Damn not you might recognize
Speaker 1: the boy.
Speaker 2: I know I would. Yeah, I'm not gonna recognize it now,
Speaker 2: you about the audience, the audience?
Speaker 1: Can we don't put this on Patreons?
Speaker 3: What's the time we got to tell him?
Speaker 1: This ship was so way to go. It's one of
Speaker 1: my favorites.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're old, like if I pictures, like if.
Speaker 1: I you should though, you should throw, you should get.
Speaker 1: If you're in a relationship like me, you should if
Speaker 1: you still I said you should, Yeah, I just me.
Speaker 1: It's different though, because a very particular poem, right, I
Speaker 1: need certain angles, I like certain dialogue. So it's kind
Speaker 1: of like I watched my own highlights because that's the
Speaker 1: best ship out there, Like I mean, why, like, damn
Speaker 1: that ship is fat. Look at this angle like I'm
Speaker 1: like an artist, I'll be I'll be better pooring director
Speaker 1: on a porn start like that. Shits be looking very nice.
Speaker 1: I have the camera set up there, she here, I'm
Speaker 1: just looking at myself on the front face of camera
Speaker 1: and ship. It's not it don't know nothing to do
Speaker 1: with them. I mean, yeah, they nice, they did their part,
Speaker 1: But I just like the way the videos. Like I
Speaker 1: look for videos online and like my videos on my phone.
Speaker 1: So when I don't, sometimes when I do, if I
Speaker 1: watch them all thereay, I go back to my old ship.
Speaker 2: You don't watch porn.
Speaker 1: I don't watch porn more than once.
Speaker 3: You don't watch a single.
Speaker 1: I don't watch the same video unless it's my own.
Speaker 3: I'm the same. But you know I'm the same way
Speaker 3: to like if I've seen it already, I don't want
Speaker 3: to see that.
Speaker 1: I want times I watch the same episode. I can't
Speaker 1: watch me. Let me be honest, maybe Max twice.
Speaker 3: I can't do that.
Speaker 5: I have to.
Speaker 3: I have to see a brand new point.
Speaker 1: Which is why I be burnt out with because I
Speaker 1: can only watch something.
Speaker 2: But you're watching yourself more than once. Though, you don't
Speaker 2: mind seeing yourself over and over and over.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I don't mind watching me. I'm I'm like,
Speaker 1: then Kobe went off this game.
Speaker 3: Sorry, So so okay, here's my question. Then you're in
Speaker 3: a relationship, but you still have pictures of your ex
Speaker 3: and like X like the old work that you did
Speaker 3: with your ex. That's what you're saying you yes.
Speaker 2: So I want to say yes, but only because I
Speaker 2: didn't really save anything and I don't. I don't delete
Speaker 2: any text messages, so I have to seek look for it.
Speaker 2: But I don't go look for it. Actually you no,
Speaker 2: I don't, but actually I I was like, what a
Speaker 2: mexicues guy. One of my exes has moved on and
Speaker 2: he's in something serious and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: should delete these, and I recently, but he's been in
Speaker 2: something serious for years and I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 2: Someone else. I got my phone updated and someone else
Speaker 2: is like, oh you He's like, oh, I want you
Speaker 2: to know. Like when people work at the phone start,
Speaker 2: they go through your news once they have your cold,
Speaker 2: like they're gonna go look at your hidden folder. I don't,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't care how I look.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, the didn't maybe see
Speaker 2: the other things. I need to delete all of them
Speaker 2: to be respectful to whatever he's in now, but like,
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm looking and I also like to
Speaker 2: prove the people like, oh you didn't think your brother's
Speaker 2: in my phone, here's him setting on.
Speaker 1: Like so you said phone back in the day the
Speaker 1: year was twenty twelve. I worked at the Sprint store
Speaker 1: right here on Notion of Fulton, and I'm there and
Speaker 1: this guy walks in. This is when the iPhone four s.
Speaker 1: I just came to Sprint because I was their first iPhone,
Speaker 1: iPhone four s. It's a real big things. Lines niggas
Speaker 1: is dying and stabbed, blah blah blah. So he comes in. Now,
Speaker 1: he had a Verizon four S and wanted to switch
Speaker 1: to a Sprint for us because it was cheaper. The
Speaker 1: service is cheaper. So we had this machine that would
Speaker 1: like transfer all your photos, contact experiences, all information on
Speaker 1: one phone. So his pictures popped up. His pictures popped up,
Speaker 1: seeing fucking dick flicks and ship. I was like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I seen like his girl and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: her pussy was mad fire. I hit that the visual No, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I actually hit it. I knew who she
Speaker 1: was was. She was old work. And I'm looking in
Speaker 1: the mirror right and he's just looking at me and
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm facing this way. He's behind me. I'm
Speaker 1: he's like not going through my phone, but whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: not paying no minds. I'm doing my job. I'm doing
Speaker 1: my job. So then I finally got the phones transferred
Speaker 1: and I have to give him back both phones. And
Speaker 1: I turned around and she's standing next to it now
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, oh. She looked at me
Speaker 1: and she was like, I was like, yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: for coming to Sprint. Have a good day.
Speaker 3: For me, Like it depends on how bad the relationship
Speaker 3: ended for me. That's what I'm deleting. Like, I'll delete
Speaker 3: your text message thread, I will delete your your your
Speaker 3: pictures if we took pictures together, Like, I delete all
Speaker 3: that shit.
Speaker 1: You can't disassociate the person from the sex. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I could it all in there.
Speaker 3: If it's amicable, you're probably still on my phone.
Speaker 1: I got I got portos for chicks. I was beefing
Speaker 1: with this girl hate me. She could have saved for me,
Speaker 1: of course, but ship, if I'm a lot of evidence,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna definitely go back to that ship and get right.
Speaker 1: But I will definitely. I will say though, it's worse
Speaker 1: if you just got one person rather you have at
Speaker 1: least mad niggas in there. Then there's one nigga.
Speaker 2: I mean, I thought I have everybody who's for the
Speaker 2: one that you know. I was like, okay, I really care.
Speaker 2: I don't go looking for I don't use it. Till recently,
Speaker 2: I couldn't even use my imagination.
Speaker 1: I don't do that at all.
Speaker 2: I found somebody great and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: can use memories. My friend there.
Speaker 1: I was like, you do what My memory is fucked up.
Speaker 1: Don't start your flat bushit stop. Guy needs to be
Speaker 1: on how to fucking act. So also, I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: for rent right well, actually.
Speaker 3: Before you get into that, because I feel like you're
Speaker 3: gonna switch the subject, I just want to say something
Speaker 3: really quickly. I had a guy I was sleep. This
Speaker 3: is the same guy who blew up my phone and
Speaker 3: my phone died. I was sleep and I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Unbeknownst to me, he took my phone and he went
Speaker 3: through my hidden folder and saw this val used to
Speaker 3: mess with Dick, and I forgot it was in my
Speaker 3: hidden folder. I really really did forget. When I tell
Speaker 3: you that man woke me up three o'clock in the
Speaker 3: morning to talk about it, talk about the stick in
Speaker 3: my phone.
Speaker 1: He sounds unhinged.
Speaker 3: He was a hinge. He was a lot hinge. And
Speaker 3: I was like, why would you Why are we talking
Speaker 3: about that another man's dick three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Do you want it?
Speaker 3: Because you harping on it, like why is this? Why
Speaker 3: is it in your phone? I don't understand. Oh you
Speaker 3: don't what do you?
Speaker 5: What are you doing with it? Like?
Speaker 3: Am I'm not satisfying you? I'm like, bro, I really
Speaker 3: forgot that sh it was in my phone.
Speaker 1: If y'all fucked with ten niggas, what percent of these
Speaker 1: niggas you think was crazy that you fuck with? Like
Speaker 1: all the guys you fuck with, what percent them? Do
Speaker 1: you think that he might have actually had something wrong
Speaker 1: with him? For real?
Speaker 3: I said maybe five percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really low.
Speaker 3: I don't really I don't really seek out the craziest.
Speaker 2: I don't enjoy it. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't enjoy it either. So it's really like this
Speaker 3: one guy is just yeah, he was just my craziest,
Speaker 3: because that's not bad.
Speaker 2: But also I understand someone being I mean, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: go through someone's phone, and I've never gone.
Speaker 3: Through someone's phone and we wasn't even talking that long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't going through phone. I also understand if
Speaker 2: I found a girl's nude on your phone. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: but but you can keep the nude. I know I'm
Speaker 2: not using it. I can't trust that you're not using it.
Speaker 1: Wow, so you're a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Wait no, I mean I'm they're in my text If
Speaker 2: you go through a text study like, they're not in
Speaker 2: my hidden folder because I'm not using them for anything.
Speaker 2: Then but if you went through a text thirty you
Speaker 2: scrolled all the way back to twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: No, okay, that makes sense. You're not saving that.
Speaker 2: And the one person who I did, I delete it.
Speaker 1: One of the time of the phones, I do have
Speaker 1: a video. I wasn't gonna go ahead, an we're here.
Speaker 5: With this.
Speaker 3: Wow the fire fire? No, okay, p me wait okay
Speaker 3: you bleeding wait wait way way, there's glass.
Speaker 1: Don't call my mama.
Speaker 5: No Castory called my mama.
Speaker 3: Call your mom? What's your password?
Speaker 1: Give me my phone?
Speaker 2: Bro, you're not even about to tell you my powwork.
Speaker 5: How you to.
Speaker 1: That video? Look real as fuck?
Speaker 3: Right? But we all know that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. But my whole thing is, if you
Speaker 1: have to have a nigga go through two things, your
Speaker 1: messages or your search history, you have to pick one
Speaker 1: for your part. Your current partner, whoever is you dealt
Speaker 1: with to see you have to see one. What would
Speaker 1: you be more comfortable him seeing my search history? Damn?
Speaker 1: What's in your group chat?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: The girl group chat is kind of vicious. The group
Speaker 3: the girl group chat is very vicious.
Speaker 1: Search is kind of crazy though, because I don't.
Speaker 3: Be like my search is like listen, I'd be curious.
Speaker 3: So you don't want to know what's in my mind.
Speaker 3: That's in my mind, but my girl group chat Nikki conflicted.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm so conflicted. I don't My search history is disgusting,
Speaker 2: and so I have to be like, I don't want
Speaker 2: you on my phone. But sexion three is I am ashamed,
Speaker 2: So I would not want anyone.
Speaker 1: I think, get one. Let's get get let's get one
Speaker 1: wild search history that you got one wild thing you search,
Speaker 1: just one, you do one, I'll do one. Let's do that.
Speaker 3: I'll do okay, yeah, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: This is gonna sound so terrible or whatever. So it's
Speaker 2: like there are these Asian like stepfather porns, and they're
Speaker 2: very weird. They're very different, I'll say that, and they're
Speaker 2: very specific, and like there is a there is a
Speaker 2: like way that they indulge in a woman's pleasure. I mean,
Speaker 2: she sounds like she's having that good of a time,
Speaker 2: but like they're doing a lot to her, and I
Speaker 2: enjoy it. But if you see it without context, you're like,
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? Wait?
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, hold on. So the people who don't know,
Speaker 3: because I'm this is new for me Asian step father porn.
Speaker 3: Now what makes it different?
Speaker 2: So an Asian porn, it's very female focused. The other
Speaker 2: thing is that it doesn't sound like she's having a
Speaker 2: good time. So if you're someone who like enjoys the
Speaker 2: audio of what someone sounds like, it sounds like she
Speaker 2: is either uncomfortable or she's having such a good time
Speaker 2: she needs to stop. So there's a lot of like
Speaker 2: the hatachi on her, like yeah, like it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound good in the box, sounds like but
Speaker 1: they start a lot. It's like ostrich.
Speaker 2: They started a lot with them sleeping or like, which
Speaker 2: is problematic for other things, but them like sleeping or
Speaker 2: like being unwilling at first, and then it feels so
Speaker 2: good that they let it happen. My favorite thing because
Speaker 2: I've definitely said no, no, no, and man, yes yes
Speaker 2: yes yeah.
Speaker 1: So for me, that was actually a bar I like that.
Speaker 1: If there was an Asian, I would watch it. But
Speaker 1: shout out to my Asians. Shout outs to Goku, shout
Speaker 1: out the order Bagshot, shout them out, shout outs to Gohan. Next,
Speaker 1: Japanese Asian taking Chinese. Sorry, but so me and Tahoe
Speaker 1: we have this thing so like we watch like food
Speaker 1: and Nari. You know what that is. You're familiar with it.
Speaker 1: It's pretty much like girls with dicks fucking. It's like
Speaker 1: anime though it's like animated. It was like a girl
Speaker 1: with a dick fucking like another Actually, I got one
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play can we Damn I can't play that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that ship be so fire sometimes, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like the wild imagination.
Speaker 1: I guess because I can't watch like I can't watch
Speaker 1: like a real one. It wouldn't work for me like
Speaker 1: watching a real one. But the cartoon ship they have
Speaker 1: like one with like Black Widow was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what, the cat Woman one is my favorite.
Speaker 3: What was in your search history?
Speaker 1: Oh gum jobs, gum like when people don't have teeth,
Speaker 1: give ahead out fire. Yeah, like my like the grand
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: You know, obviously the older ladies sometimes like grandma's and
Speaker 4: aunties and ship so or crackad Now I've definitely typed in,
Speaker 4: Yeah that's happened, crackhead, gum job, for sure.
Speaker 1: I definitely got once. Really you say definitely from cracking
Speaker 1: once after yesterday's finished.
Speaker 4: You know, like when they put their teeth when they
Speaker 4: like their teeth on the side or like on the
Speaker 4: counter or something and goes crazy home my teeth.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: You like the visual of them taking their teeth out
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just like it. I just like knowing.
Speaker 1: I just like knowing that, like, yeah, somebody like really
Speaker 1: took them off like a chain. My dick suck like this,
Speaker 1: can't watch it? Yeah, yeah, No, teeth is a wild bar.
Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy. I used to watch my grandma
Speaker 1: take a teeth. I want you want to sleep? Yeah,
Speaker 1: teeth for the dressing next to the imagine imagine she
Speaker 1: put her teeth on the dress next to the cast oil.
Speaker 1: Shout out to my grandmother. But yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: I got had from it. I think I want to
Speaker 1: say I got had from a crackhead. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was a crack at or a prostitute. I
Speaker 1: can't tell.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't. I don't think situation were you
Speaker 2: in that you couldn't make a distinction.
Speaker 1: So I'll never forget this.
Speaker 3: Day by Galaxy Motel. Why you was down in Pea Valley.
Speaker 1: Where the girl's getting naked? I was sixteen? What I'm
Speaker 1: sixteen for? My Brooklyn has Yeah, remember the club back
Speaker 1: in the day called the Jumbler or they had It
Speaker 1: was a team club. So we had a party that night.
Speaker 1: I snuck out my grandmother crib to go stay at
Speaker 1: my boy crib in Kanasi. I was waiting for my
Speaker 1: other boy to meet up with me because he lived
Speaker 1: at Canas would go there together. My boy I was
Speaker 1: supposed to meet up with fell asleep, dumb ass. So
Speaker 1: now I'm just sitting here with a bottle of Hennessy
Speaker 1: in my head and a mad horny. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? Nigga? And I answer the phone,
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever. So I go to see this girl
Speaker 1: and I know we lived down the block. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say one second. Around midnight, so
Speaker 1: he lives right by South Shore, like he was across
Speaker 1: the street from South Shore, like by the football field park.
Speaker 1: So if you no like, there's a lot of trees
Speaker 1: over there. So at night it's like blacked out. I'm walking.
Speaker 1: I'm walking. I just see somebody go. So I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 1: you about to rob me? You dumb forgot it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you come here, because you come here, aint know? So
Speaker 1: we got to come in and stand on. I just
Speaker 1: running by my business. So I go, I see Shorty.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking with Shorty. I boom, boom boom. Hour and
Speaker 1: a half later, I leave. I'm going back to my
Speaker 1: boy's crib. She's still there. So I'm like, what what.
Speaker 2: What you try to do.
Speaker 1: I'm looking around, like what you're trying to do? Girls
Speaker 1: come here? So I come, just gets on her knees,
Speaker 1: takes my dick out and starts necking me. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. That was, to this day the most
Speaker 1: fire neck I have ever had in my life. It's
Speaker 1: like November. It's mad cold, her mouth is mad warm.
Speaker 1: That was the first my nut in the girl's mouth
Speaker 1: of my life.
Speaker 2: So you don't know, Strang, Yeah, you're sixteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sixteen. Yeah, she was tough though, it's tough.
Speaker 2: That's a crazy story, not even on judgment.
Speaker 1: That's just like wow, yeah, like I wasn't it wasn't
Speaker 1: really happening sex that much. At that day. I was
Speaker 1: mad backed up, I was as well, Yeah, that was tough.
Speaker 2: Did you tell anyone this happened before?
Speaker 1: Like for a while, for a while, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: For a while, I didn't tell anybody because it was
Speaker 1: it was lit and it was tough. But then when
Speaker 1: I processed, I was a little Then I got a
Speaker 1: little nervous and I had to go get tested. I
Speaker 1: caught my home on Yo, look, I just got some
Speaker 1: random ass in that What do I do? Because you
Speaker 1: did what I said? Yo, nigga, where do we go?
Speaker 1: So she actually took me. It was she took me
Speaker 1: to the clinic downtown Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: The Department of Health. Yeah, high school, what.
Speaker 3: With your number?
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm hit her up one day and
Speaker 1: see if she remembers that story.
Speaker 2: That was just to be safe, like you get everything,
Speaker 2: like everything once you go, yeah, get you, you get
Speaker 2: a new partner.
Speaker 3: Just trying to make sure you're good.
Speaker 2: So you didn't see the age of this woman. You
Speaker 2: just it was dark.
Speaker 1: It was dark. She was older than me. Name was Jennifer.
Speaker 1: Gave me a number. Never called it though, what the
Speaker 1: phone is nice? She was definitely selling something, but.
Speaker 2: You didn't pay.
Speaker 1: No, like sucking BJ's. It's the appetizer nigga with the
Speaker 1: shrimp on the stick. Give me a.
Speaker 3: Give you a sample of it.
Speaker 1: That's quite the experience yesterday. I want to exclude the
Speaker 1: ladies for it. I want us to have a conversation
Speaker 1: for a second. You guys, You guys don't say anything
Speaker 1: that's good. So I saw a post right it says,
Speaker 1: uh wait, can I even read this? Okay?
Speaker 3: Why can't you read it?
Speaker 1: Because it's actually one of your posts handing out to
Speaker 1: the active It's okay if I read that from from
Speaker 1: from from Green Circle gang, is that okay? If I
Speaker 1: read that.
Speaker 2: My energy has been on?
Speaker 1: Don't read it on the mic yo, Cordy cannot keep
Speaker 1: a secret to save her fucking light.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can read this.
Speaker 1: That was like still Green Circle got respected.
Speaker 3: Respect it.
Speaker 1: So I see your post from somebody online who shall
Speaker 1: remain name, a random random scroll on the internet, just
Speaker 1: looking at you, and it says my energy has been
Speaker 1: on e today, Ladies, y'all know how it is on
Speaker 1: your first day of your period. But I showed up
Speaker 1: for myself to work out and cook dinner. I did
Speaker 1: wanted to crawl into the bed and order something off
Speaker 1: the door dash, laughing my ass off. Right, So I
Speaker 1: thought about that, and then I said, you know what
Speaker 1: I feel like, Girls get all the attention on the
Speaker 1: today period and shit like that, But what about niggas.
Speaker 1: What about niggas? So I've always said this, I feel
Speaker 1: like as a nigga, there'd be a point of a
Speaker 1: month where I want my period and I'm so serious.
Speaker 1: I don't bleed enough, and of course, but like my
Speaker 1: emotions is either really high, really low, kind uncontrollable. I
Speaker 1: just want to lay down and eat some soft shit
Speaker 1: and just watch Netflix. And then I'm thinking about it, right,
Speaker 1: so you know there's a correlation, like so you know
Speaker 1: when girls, when y'all are really close, sometimes y'all periods
Speaker 1: like sink. Think me and my girlfriend got the same
Speaker 1: period cycle. I'm so serious, I'm so serious. I'm dead ass.
Speaker 3: So you could.
Speaker 1: Fuck that fuck that, I'm cured you not. So I
Speaker 1: went to Google well chat GPT and I it sent
Speaker 1: me to this website, and it says every woman knows
Speaker 1: just how difficult their time of the month can be. However,
Speaker 1: what many women don't realize is that men can also
Speaker 1: experience hormonal changes. Although men will not bleed nor will
Speaker 1: they experience all the same symptoms as women, these hormonal
Speaker 1: shifts can have some pretty notable side effects, especially with
Speaker 1: mood and irribility, be irritability, shut up. Some call it
Speaker 1: the man period, others call it irritable man syndrome. Either way,
Speaker 1: it can be quite similar to women's PMS. So yesterday,
Speaker 1: I want to ask you if you ever caught yourself
Speaker 1: experiences and some ship like this, Yes, elaborate.
Speaker 4: That's a good that's actually a really good explanation, because
Speaker 4: I feel like it's happened I like as a as
Speaker 4: a guy, you know, like I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: from like the pressure or like us constantly happen to
Speaker 4: be a certain way all the time, but there's a
Speaker 4: time where we just kind of are like fuck it,
Speaker 4: we're not.
Speaker 1: I don't care, I don't care no matter who it is,
Speaker 1: this bitch.
Speaker 4: Everything you're talking about a girlfriend, so on my aunt, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it could be any it could be anybody could I
Speaker 4: tell you why, I don't know. Like, like I said,
Speaker 4: I never correlated it to like a period, But I
Speaker 4: think that's actually an interesting thing because I feel that way.
Speaker 4: Like sometimes I'm just over everything and everybody. I just
Speaker 4: want to lay in the bed, watch on the SVU
Speaker 4: and eat Chinese food your period, that period.
Speaker 3: Show yesterday from THEE store.
Speaker 4: I might get a half chicken with garlic sauce and
Speaker 4: shrimp fried no barberee sauce. Depends on how I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: No fraud onions, no fraud, no so but yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: I feel you. I want to say, be on the
Speaker 1: same page as you.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it's a nigga. He hit it, really he
Speaker 1: took my whole answer as a nigga. You have so
Speaker 1: much pressure that you like, not even just sometimes a
Speaker 1: lot of it could be self inflicted. So yo, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta work out to get this money. I
Speaker 1: gotta take care of my should. I make sure my
Speaker 1: mom is good. I got these bills I gotta pay.
Speaker 1: I gotta stay fresh. I go to the gym. I
Speaker 1: gotta eat right. I gotta make sure I'm one point
Speaker 1: at work. I gotta do this. I gotta check up
Speaker 1: on people. I have to do this on the third,
Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera. Damn, I can't really have time
Speaker 1: to sleep like that because I gotta wake. I don't
Speaker 1: have enough time in the day to do all my
Speaker 1: manly duties. When the fuck do I really catch a
Speaker 1: break and sometimes and then on time. But you have
Speaker 1: to deal with yo. Maybe your mom might annoy you today,
Speaker 1: your girl might annoy you today, your sister might annoy
Speaker 1: you today. People will come you for help, and then
Speaker 1: you just be sitting here like, oh, I have nothing left.
Speaker 1: You know what niggas stressed when he he don't get
Speaker 1: the glasses up your penal glad, you're just like fucks son,
Speaker 1: And then I just crash out. I literally just like
Speaker 1: I just give up. I lay in my bed and
Speaker 1: that's when I jerk off. I bust like seven nuts
Speaker 1: nuts sorry not, don't don't fucking look at me like that.
Speaker 2: Father.
Speaker 1: I'll just run through my head top porn you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, or going to go to my own
Speaker 1: highlights ESPN top ten, and then I like, yes, I'll
Speaker 1: order some comfort food and I would dead asses lay
Speaker 1: on my couch and watch a Tyler Perry Show, real shit,
Speaker 1: hopefully you got to go on out and I be
Speaker 1: feeling like I'll be feeling shout out to all the queens. Man,
Speaker 1: it's like people valuable little better. I just I just
Speaker 1: clad knock out. So I say that to say though,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to take any spotlight away from women
Speaker 1: and as guys, you know, no nigga ever come out
Speaker 1: or they got their period. But I do be wondering, like, yo,
Speaker 1: do me personally my only nigga who like go through
Speaker 1: some ship like this, Like I can't be the only
Speaker 1: nigga month like this. I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: go as far as say monthly, because I use maybe
Speaker 1: some months it gets a little uncontrollable, yes, accumulations, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Because I don't do this every month,
Speaker 1: that would be a lie. Like I do have times
Speaker 1: where like I feel like shit is rising, but I'm
Speaker 1: I usually do a good job keep me under.
Speaker 3: Control to make it like not explode.
Speaker 1: What yesterday said, you guys, just I need days like
Speaker 1: That's why there be times where like all right, so
Speaker 1: now this is gonna make it a little bit more relatable.
Speaker 1: You know, there'd be times where I don't see any
Speaker 1: of the group chat. That's where I be at. And
Speaker 1: then I come back and I see seven days of
Speaker 1: messages and I just be like, yeah, I can't read
Speaker 1: this ship. I can't. I would just no phone. I
Speaker 1: would just be If I am on my phone, I'm
Speaker 1: probably scrolling on the ground beating off at the same time,
Speaker 1: watching the show, eating some rostapasta or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but some like Once in the Blue, I literally just
Speaker 1: zone out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's important for everyone to take a
Speaker 3: self care day.
Speaker 2: Yourself, well, a month, month is sometimes.
Speaker 1: You might need a month, though sometimes you might hear
Speaker 1: a month a couple of days. You need a two
Speaker 1: week gre care you on a cruise to.
Speaker 3: Having a good old time. You need those self care
Speaker 3: days so you don't feel yourself exploding and crashing out.
Speaker 3: And then you have to do an apology tour. And
Speaker 3: I think the apology tour is the worst tour. Yes,
Speaker 3: So instead of me doing the apology tour, I rather
Speaker 3: just mitigate it, yeah, and do something that's going to
Speaker 3: relieve the stress from me.
Speaker 1: No corner. You just gave me an idea, and I
Speaker 1: want you, I want to ask you. I want to
Speaker 1: put both of you. Guys, you ever had like a
Speaker 1: drunk you ever made like a drunk decision? Maybe you
Speaker 1: fuck the nigga, shouldn't have fucked, Like I can't make
Speaker 1: my fuck this nigga. Have you ever had a PMS
Speaker 1: decision that you regretted? Time where you spassed out on
Speaker 1: a nigga or even not even just a nigga, maybe
Speaker 1: a friend. PMS arguments and friendships, oh for real, for real,
Speaker 1: it can.
Speaker 2: Most women are sympathetic to what but I am when
Speaker 2: I am PMS and it is bad like the world
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like the world is ending. Everyone hates me.
Speaker 2: And then in the winter when you have like seasonal
Speaker 2: effective disorder, Yeah, I'm crying. No, I'm a taurist. Oh
Speaker 2: you're full of ship and I'm a hardcore tourist.
Speaker 3: That way hard you can stay over here. I love
Speaker 3: me a taurists like you know, chat them.
Speaker 2: But also but like I like my last one. I
Speaker 2: was going off on everybody and then I woke up
Speaker 2: the next day and I was like, oh, guys, I'm
Speaker 2: a period.
Speaker 3: It's just like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm sorry, but it was bad,
Speaker 2: Like I had a guy be like yo, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's up with you, but you are like you
Speaker 2: are doing the most and I cannot and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I was like, no, these are
Speaker 2: my real feelings. And then I was like, those are
Speaker 2: my real feelings. But I could have communicated them better.
Speaker 3: I think for me as I get fake depressed and
Speaker 3: like I was just sitting in the bed and just
Speaker 3: cry about everything and anything, like Mike could like chew
Speaker 3: up on something. I'm like, why would you do?
Speaker 2: God for bide? And I'm so proud of you, by
Speaker 2: the way, I think when you said that, like hearted,
Speaker 2: I was like, good for you, because it's bad, like
Speaker 2: your bleeding. Come on, it's just the worst. But I
Speaker 2: definitely I'll be like I have to call you back
Speaker 2: the talking. I was like, I'm getting emotion, like to
Speaker 2: call you back, and then I'll go on my bed
Speaker 2: and like start crying and I'll be like, what is
Speaker 2: it even that serious?
Speaker 3: What's your feelings for.
Speaker 2: Everything or anything?
Speaker 3: Worst decisions I've It was a combination of combination and anxiety.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I felt so bad for that man because
Speaker 3: I was just like sending paragas upon paragraphs upon paragraphs,
Speaker 3: and I know he was like, Yo, this girl is
Speaker 3: kind of fucking crazy. Oh it was bad.
Speaker 2: I made somebody cry, and I was like, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2: I was like, did I make him cry? And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my gosh, like I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying to make a man cry, like, don't cry.
Speaker 2: I've made a few men shut a couple of teests.
Speaker 3: But what you mean, like, because max pleasure or no?
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, sure, but no no, because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm someone who believes like if you mess up, I'm
Speaker 2: like I'm going to remove myself and being like I'm
Speaker 2: not going to argue with you or fight, like just
Speaker 2: forget it.
Speaker 1: And they to handle that.
Speaker 2: But I made him cry and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that was my period and I'm really sorry. I don't
Speaker 2: think he was over it when it was all sudden done.
Speaker 2: He was still in his feelings because they don't it's
Speaker 2: hard to understand how really bad it is.
Speaker 1: But I mean, niggas be crying. Yeah I'm crying.
Speaker 2: Before Like he was quiet.
Speaker 1: Wait, someone yell at you and you cried no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no yelled at me because that's just a
Speaker 1: little different.
Speaker 3: Yeo.
Speaker 2: I just articulated strong feelings and he was quiet.
Speaker 1: You were using big words, probably made me cry.
Speaker 2: Nobody I got out too, Like the worst.
Speaker 1: What what tiredest girl was some smarters chick, some some
Speaker 1: lawyer chick I used to suck with back in the day,
Speaker 1: not the last one. And she hears it's not you,
Speaker 1: the one before you. And I was talking to her
Speaker 1: whatever the case may be. She said some wild ship boy.
Speaker 1: The way I went to Google so fast to copy,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what the fuck does this word mean?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: And when she said that and she'll take you someone
Speaker 1: to respond, huh, dret you don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: I said? Did you? Dumb motherfucker? I was like, I
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 5: That was mean?
Speaker 2: Like hold on, nigga, let me keep my friend said that.
Speaker 2: They were like, he didn't answer you because he needs
Speaker 2: the source. You have no idea what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1: What the photo Center's gotta do with this plants and ship?
Speaker 2: She was mean? That was mean.
Speaker 1: She just loved me. She was mad.
Speaker 3: Yes, what was that you was about to say? You
Speaker 3: said someone made you cry?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah it wasn't because somebody yelled at mean. You know,
Speaker 4: I guess I can ask you you ever you ever
Speaker 4: get in a situation with somebody and you mess up
Speaker 4: really really badly, and they just recount all the ways
Speaker 4: that you mess up, and you be like, you start
Speaker 4: feeling sad. You like, damn, nigga, you fucked up, Like
Speaker 4: you really fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yes and no and no. Yeah. So I have had
Speaker 1: a situation like that where the girl recounted every single
Speaker 1: thing right, but I was so damn toxic. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you just keeping track, nigga, the fun? Why do you
Speaker 1: just say something happened? And then she's like, I don't
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 2: I don't hear it.
Speaker 1: But in my head, I was like, damn on a streak.
Speaker 2: Was a streak.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to come see her one day and
Speaker 1: I did it. I thought I was watching my sick grandmother.
Speaker 1: She caught me cheating. I seen your frog, ne sen
Speaker 1: your frog. I got caught so bad. Her homeworld caught
Speaker 1: me on video and send it to but mine. This
Speaker 1: is when like the iPhone force and sho was mad blurry.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's mad black niggas in there. You're gonna
Speaker 1: think that's me. It was me, though I ain't. I
Speaker 1: definitely hit it with the why you keeping tabs and like,
Speaker 1: why you won't just say something? I was like, why
Speaker 1: he don't just say something when't it occurs? I'm like,
Speaker 1: you using this time to talk about this. It's very inappropriate.
Speaker 1: And that's how I got a buy of that. So No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't sad. I ain't gonna lie shout out the
Speaker 1: top toxic masculinity, shout it out, shut out. But sometimes
Speaker 1: you got you gotta flex your muscle. Sometimes you get
Speaker 1: out listen, I I'm not gonna see something to be
Speaker 1: a gentleman all the time. I ain't always doing say
Speaker 1: the right thing. Sometimes you gotta use a little bit
Speaker 1: of juice to squeeze eyes from shit you never fucked around,
Speaker 1: and like flex your muscle with a nigga.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like family will yeah all the time.
Speaker 1: Sometime the nigga's up all this positive ship. Sometimes we
Speaker 1: do ship that we shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Do, and you, yeah, just to get out of it,
Speaker 2: Like I mean, it's part of the beauty of being
Speaker 2: a woman, if I'm gonna be honest, Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: But also like somebody giving transgressions and you being like,
Speaker 2: why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 1: Imagine you going to show all right boom when I
Speaker 1: worked at Brookdale. I got fired from that ship twice. Right,
Speaker 1: I was late all the time, but like maybe like
Speaker 1: two minutes late here, not really late, like sixty seconds here.
Speaker 1: They're like, if you late, whatever, suck my thing. But
Speaker 1: what I will say is they gave me a verbal,
Speaker 1: a ride up, a suspension. Determination went through that ship twice,
Speaker 1: so I had eight times before I actually got fired.
Speaker 1: So how you gonna come to me now trying to
Speaker 1: fire me? Don't give me no pre warnings. So I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you should have been told me this ship.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't either, but I needed to get out of
Speaker 1: what the fuck I was going through. I don't agree
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 3: There are certain things, especially if someone's crossing a boundary,
Speaker 3: that I do think that you should stay up front
Speaker 3: before it gets to the point where they're just an
Speaker 3: habitual linestepper. So I do think that there is a
Speaker 3: space for telling people don't do that again because that
Speaker 3: hurt my feelings, or that is that is a boundary
Speaker 3: that you're crossing with me. So it so when it
Speaker 3: is time to fire them, you're like, well, I.
Speaker 2: Told you, Yeah, I told you. It depends though, because
Speaker 2: there's a level of like I am trying to I'm
Speaker 2: trying to move through the process of like not rationalizing
Speaker 2: others' behaviors and not having to teach people how to
Speaker 2: treat a person well, like there's just common decency that
Speaker 2: people push and prod when they know you like them.
Speaker 2: But also like I get that point, like yeah, of course,
Speaker 2: like not everyone knows who you are, so you need
Speaker 2: to let them know that, Hey, that's a no no
Speaker 2: for me. That might have been good what you used
Speaker 2: to be baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you see, but you know it has to
Speaker 1: so in life in general, like life is gray, it's
Speaker 1: not really black or away for a lot of things.
Speaker 1: So you have to use your discretion, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So the biggest thing that I had to
Speaker 1: learn how to do is pick my battles, like in
Speaker 1: a relationship, right, because if I yelled at my short
Speaker 1: he ever dumpt you just some dumb shit, I would
Speaker 1: never be happy, you know, So like you have to
Speaker 1: be okay, you know what, can I let this slide? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is slid? No, this has to be addressed notes.
Speaker 3: And others is like no, I gotta address this.
Speaker 1: Mental notes, Yes, to see if It's like if it's
Speaker 1: an occurrence, if something happens twice, I make a mental note.
Speaker 1: If it's a minor, you know, but I will say,
Speaker 1: like my whole approach before was like anything that a
Speaker 1: girl got me aggravated with, I addressed it all the time.
Speaker 1: You know, like, no, nigga, I was single for seven years.
Speaker 1: I know, because why the fuck would you? How does
Speaker 1: this make sense?
Speaker 3: Because it's very confident. It's not in a way where
Speaker 3: it's productive.
Speaker 1: Even if it's not confrontational. Who wants to be with
Speaker 1: somebody has a problem with everything. You don't want to come.
Speaker 1: You come off miserable, and then that person miserable. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I have a friend was like that.
Speaker 1: I ended up to telling him that's why this girl
Speaker 1: left him. But I got a friend that is like that.
Speaker 1: He always can be Yo. This girl was she did,
Speaker 1: But Yo, you're miserable as a nigga. You upset at
Speaker 1: everything all the time. You're just naturally an angry little man.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to fuck with you either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or just like a constant complainer you have Your
Speaker 3: life is beautiful. What do you have to complain about?
Speaker 1: Your constantly complaining so yeah, you know, you honestly have
Speaker 1: to learn how to like pick any even with women,
Speaker 1: learn to pick and choose your battles. Certain things you
Speaker 1: know isn't necessarily doesn't have to be addressed all the time,
Speaker 1: like like you said, make a mental not always. If
Speaker 1: something happens twice I knowed it, and on the third
Speaker 1: time I would say something, you know, but you can't
Speaker 1: just be starting war just because I ain't gonna lie
Speaker 1: to my ex. We went on vacation, right, vacation for me.
Speaker 3: Raising it was supposed to be drinking. We're supposed to
Speaker 3: be That's the.
Speaker 1: Number one time I know I was wrong, But how
Speaker 1: wrong was I? Right? We was laying down in bed,
Speaker 1: I woke up to take a piss. I left the
Speaker 1: bathroom and came back to bed. She woke up in
Speaker 1: the morning, went to the bathroom and said, Yo, why
Speaker 1: did you flush the toilet? And I explained to her
Speaker 1: the reason I didn't flush the toilet because it's so
Speaker 1: close to the bed. I don't want to flush it
Speaker 1: and wake you up. I just figured one it was
Speaker 1: because it's flushed in the morning. Turned into a big
Speaker 1: ass fucking debacle, right, because I'm like, yo, she's still
Speaker 1: going on a bottom like yo, I said, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear this ship right now, to be honest,
Speaker 1: like I'm not about to argentually vacage a my flushing
Speaker 1: the toilet. That ship turned into the biggest World Wrestling
Speaker 1: Federation match I have ever seen in my life. So
Speaker 1: that little girl strongest.
Speaker 2: I was holding my own.
Speaker 1: Squabbling niggah took the clock and threw it at me.
Speaker 1: I said, she hit my earring off fume.
Speaker 2: I said, oh my god, nigga.
Speaker 1: Then she went to get my sneak because I took
Speaker 1: my sneak because I put on my suitcase. By the
Speaker 1: time I turn around, Wow, oh my god. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna try to take ass and pick up but slam
Speaker 1: it to the battle some whole hold like you wild
Speaker 1: out about if I'm gonna bleach your clothes, nigga. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you watch too much face. That's what it was a
Speaker 1: train when girls just doing that a lot on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Back then it was just bleaching niggas closed and cutting
Speaker 1: the sneakers up. I don't did that, and then I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. It was so bad, Damn. I never
Speaker 1: I never told me about it. This part. It was
Speaker 1: so bad. I called my mom. I said, this girl's
Speaker 1: wild out. I don't know what to do. Help me.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to go to Mexican jail.
Speaker 3: I don't know because if you would have ended up
Speaker 3: in Mexican jail, you would.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you did something even worse than that.
Speaker 1: I called her mom, I said, hey, is wild Put
Speaker 1: on a phone. Put on the phone. She's like what, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was sitting here like I just prayed this show.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Mexican jail so bad.
Speaker 2: But yeah, over not flushing.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's what it started too. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: flushing the toilet.
Speaker 3: I don't think i've I don't think, well, I haven't
Speaker 3: been on a lot of vacations, so let's start there.
Speaker 3: But I don't think I've ever gott into an argument
Speaker 3: during vacation, have you?
Speaker 1: I did on the last one too.
Speaker 2: No, not really, like I want to say, no, I've
Speaker 2: not been on a lot of vacations either. So I'm
Speaker 2: sat there, but no, not really. I feel like when
Speaker 2: you have vacation, you tell yourself, like, this is the
Speaker 2: time I have a good time, so you don't over
Speaker 2: not flushing the toilet. I cannot get at what came from.
Speaker 2: I mean telling me is not that serious. You can
Speaker 2: get me a bit aggy, but like over not flushing
Speaker 2: the toilet.
Speaker 1: Gro that's like I took a ship. I just took
Speaker 1: a piss. I mean, even if you did not flushing
Speaker 1: a shitty toy.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like for it to get to their yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of crazy, that's like she I mean, whoa and
Speaker 2: you guys were still together after Oh.
Speaker 1: No, that was that was my first girlfriend. Were together
Speaker 1: for like seven.
Speaker 2: Years, you know, I mean, like you bought but that
Speaker 2: was in the end of your relationship.
Speaker 1: Going back to no that it was normally is crazy,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we that wasn't really my best relationship. We
Speaker 1: were also young too, though I was like twenty one
Speaker 1: at the time.
Speaker 3: I want to say twenty one, you know, so I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not I'm I'm gonna. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't want to pin that to like just her.
Speaker 1: We were both young. I know, I used to do
Speaker 1: some dumb ship all the time, so you know, as accountability,
Speaker 1: we both played parts. But I just thought not flushing
Speaker 1: the toilet was a wild bar. It was a wild bar.
Speaker 1: But I want to go to something, Courtney. It's funny
Speaker 1: when you said something about Maya when you're on your
Speaker 1: period and.
Speaker 3: Me crying about her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that happens.
Speaker 1: I started thinking about like animals when they have their
Speaker 1: periods too.
Speaker 3: Oh my baby is spaded. She don't get her period.
Speaker 1: You neutered the dog.
Speaker 3: No, I got her from a shelter, and they're already spade.
Speaker 3: So women is spade. Dogs are dog. Sorry, male dogs
Speaker 3: are neutered. Female dogs are spade. So she was already spade.
Speaker 3: They have to come at the news. Spadef for getting
Speaker 3: it from a shelter.
Speaker 1: Court and chavon Ak michael.
Speaker 3: Vick michael Vic.
Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1: But I started thinking about animals in general, not just
Speaker 1: like how they live, like as animals, you know, I
Speaker 1: started thinking about your imagine as a dog, like your
Speaker 1: stomach hurt or you got to you got glass in
Speaker 1: your foot, and she just give you food because you
Speaker 1: don't understand what you're saying. You know what I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: how do you express yourself? And animals fucking gotta be
Speaker 1: like a wild thing to watch. So I was on
Speaker 1: animal planet one day, maybe like three weeks ago. I
Speaker 1: know I'd be a little I'd be a little horny.
Speaker 3: I don't even like where this is going.
Speaker 1: So I started to look up animal sex. Why would
Speaker 1: you animal animal sexual facts?
Speaker 3: Wait before you get into that. I one of my
Speaker 3: history searches when I was younger. Oh God, animal three
Speaker 3: because I wanted to see you animals had three? And
Speaker 3: my mom and dad caught me. They caught me, and
Speaker 3: I got so much trouble. I didn't know if animals
Speaker 3: had three. So I was like, let me see this.
Speaker 3: Animals can.
Speaker 1: Drinking the water you need Jesus, animal three somes is crazy.
Speaker 3: I was young, and I was curious, okay, okay, of
Speaker 3: the dog.
Speaker 1: Anyway I was. I was making animal point whatever, animal
Speaker 1: animal sex facts, goddamn and relax, And I saw some
Speaker 1: very interesting facts. For one, this will got me a
Speaker 1: little jealous. And would you be able to deal with
Speaker 1: a nigga that was like this? It says male alligators
Speaker 1: have permanent erections at all times, every day of the day,
Speaker 1: all day. Could you deal with a nigga that was
Speaker 1: always ready all the time, no matter what?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 1: You propping down? Wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't mean that he wants to do
Speaker 2: it all the time.
Speaker 1: If my dig is hard, I'm if I don't take
Speaker 1: anything because I have I have took a rock hard
Speaker 1: gummy before, or like a chocolate thor so pretty much
Speaker 1: shouts out rock hard gumments is like a male sex enhancement.
Speaker 1: So it's almost like it gives you. It puts you
Speaker 1: out like maximum supreme, a rectile level for like before pleasure.
Speaker 1: We also have ones for women as well, taking inntal
Speaker 1: notes a little hard too. But yeah, could you do
Speaker 1: that with a nigga that was ready at all the time?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I could.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can do Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I could do that?
Speaker 2: Why not.
Speaker 3: I need a break. Yeah, i'd be tired.
Speaker 1: You don't have a job, go to work. I think
Speaker 1: the thought of it would just just be crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just the thought of somebody being hard all the time.
Speaker 2: I work from home. Sometimes I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I got an hour here.
Speaker 3: Mute the mute the meeting.
Speaker 1: Falking in front the pecs.
Speaker 3: Mute the meet and turn off the camp that.
Speaker 2: I've definitely been in meetings, like I can't wait because
Speaker 2: it's done.
Speaker 1: A joining meeting, meeting when you just have to be
Speaker 1: in there but not really sure. Your face will say nothing,
Speaker 1: you're just in there.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't remember, but I'm gonna say maybe it's possible.
Speaker 2: Probably no, but possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they know I have a fun journ the meeting,
Speaker 1: but I do have a very embarrassing online interview moment. Definitely,
Speaker 1: because yes, it's when it's for you. Female kangaroos have
Speaker 1: three vaginas. Could you fuck with a girl that have
Speaker 1: more than one? Box? No? I would.
Speaker 3: There's women out there with two vaginants, Like there's women
Speaker 3: out there who have actually two vaginal vaginal canals.
Speaker 1: So my question is this, which one is better?
Speaker 3: I feel like there was an interview on about her
Speaker 3: is the left side of the right side. I think
Speaker 3: there was an interview of this woman who did have
Speaker 3: two vaginal canals, and she was saying which one that
Speaker 3: she would rather have sex out of because one is
Speaker 3: like really smaller than the other, and so depends on
Speaker 3: who with size of the venus.
Speaker 1: What if she saved one for a husband and one
Speaker 1: for the streets, that'll be fire if you cheat on me.
Speaker 1: Listen if you cheat on me. Keep the left box
Speaker 1: to me. You let this nigga in the left box.
Speaker 2: You have to imaginary situation and you're already planning cheating.
Speaker 3: You went straight to cheating.
Speaker 2: Hit the left box.
Speaker 1: No, I can't fuck with you. I can't fuck with you.
Speaker 1: Not the left box. Give them a shit on the right,
Speaker 1: but the left's supposed to be for me.
Speaker 2: Who do you try to use them both at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: I only if she wants. I ain't gonna lie. I'm
Speaker 1: the type of nigga I got a favorite titty, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta favorite everything. So it's probably gonna be
Speaker 1: one that get mad love for me and the other
Speaker 1: one might be like like a step child. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna laugh.
Speaker 3: Wait, so then I have a question, because yesterday you
Speaker 3: you quickly said yes, why would you not want to
Speaker 3: fuck with someone who had multiple vagional holes for me?
Speaker 4: I feel like I really try to invest and focus
Speaker 4: on one thing at a time, So I feel like
Speaker 4: the one vagion hole for me.
Speaker 1: I really I already like to try to just focus.
Speaker 1: I like the three. My thought process is all fucked up,
Speaker 1: my science is all fucked up. The math is wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta fuck you and finger you. I gotta if
Speaker 1: you finger you and lick a titty, and I gotta
Speaker 1: get three times the amount of dick. My back is
Speaker 1: not built for that. And wait and wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: you got a nut out of boat. You got ant
Speaker 1: out of both of them. Nut you got out of
Speaker 1: both of them. A loon, you cook it. You're a one.
Speaker 1: You're only nothing out of one. If you got two boxes,
Speaker 1: that one is your responsibility.
Speaker 2: But how great you would feel if you knew that
Speaker 2: you may have come from both of her vaginas All
Speaker 2: the time. You'd be like, yo, I am bro I
Speaker 2: don't you don't know the responsibility bonuses? What no two
Speaker 2: for one?
Speaker 1: What is this a sale? Just give me the apple
Speaker 1: like this, take teeth the rest of that ship. I
Speaker 1: need your help though with this.
Speaker 3: Oh don't know the word.
Speaker 2: It's an animal name antichennis.
Speaker 3: Oh y'all love me with that one.
Speaker 1: So stay out of stay out of my DM So
Speaker 1: I'm not dyslexic, right, I just this words? Wow, anti genous.
Speaker 1: It looks like a little rat. Males copelate themselves to death.
Speaker 1: So what that means is the rat a tiny mouse
Speaker 1: like marsupial of Australia would be almost anonymous except for
Speaker 1: one odd fact. During their brief mating sets see season,
Speaker 1: the males of this copulate with females from up to
Speaker 1: twelve hours straight, stripping their bodies of vital proteins in
Speaker 1: the process and dismantling their immune system. Shortly afterwards, the
Speaker 1: exhausted male drops dead, and the females go on to
Speaker 1: bear leaders with mixed paternity, different babies who have different fathers.
Speaker 1: The moms live a bit longer to nurture their young,
Speaker 1: but they usually die within the year, having had the
Speaker 1: opportunity to breed only once.
Speaker 3: Wait, okay, let me see if I got that right.
Speaker 3: So the male, this male marsupial is fucking until.
Speaker 1: It dies to please her. He dined for that will
Speaker 1: guess he dined for that nut.
Speaker 3: And then the female marsupial can have different types of uh,
Speaker 3: you're not that she can.
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 3: She has different DNA baby like babies with different DNAs
Speaker 3: with different fathers.
Speaker 1: Or different So after he died, this nigga died. That
Speaker 1: nigga died. Yeah, it's a list of niggas who's dead.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's such an interesting fact, Like I didn't even know
Speaker 3: that could happen, Like, how do they how do you
Speaker 3: keep the DNA up there to like? And if they
Speaker 3: are marsupials, that means that they don't lay eggs.
Speaker 1: Probably got two pussies, I shall two pussies. Yeah ship,
Speaker 1: all right, so the this is fire. Last what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do? Male porcupines, fellas try this at home, ladies,
Speaker 1: you as well. Male porcupines urinate on females before sex.
Speaker 2: Look a little bit like that.
Speaker 1: Once a year, male porcupines cluster around available females, fighting,
Speaker 1: biting and scratching one another for the right to make
Speaker 1: the winner. Then climb onto a tree branch and urinates
Speaker 1: on the female, which stimulates her to go into a stress.
Speaker 1: The rest is somewhat anti climatic. The female folds back
Speaker 1: her quills so as to not impale her partner, and
Speaker 1: more routine. Right after that, he ejaculates on you a
Speaker 1: few seconds inside of her. Yeah, fight for that pussy
Speaker 1: and breathe that ship. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it a few seconds.
Speaker 3: I feel that all that stuff just just to ejaculate
Speaker 3: for three seconds.
Speaker 5: And the.
Speaker 2: People left and right from the branch.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh, we're gonna do. I'm gonna do one last one,
Speaker 1: this last one that I'm done. Now this is we
Speaker 1: need to talk to Elon Musk to update y'all soul work.
Speaker 1: I noticed something that women wish they can do. Female
Speaker 1: chickens eject on one sperm. The way I look at
Speaker 1: it is like I'm hap you praying for Nick and
Speaker 1: he start acting up. Matter of fact, we want to
Speaker 1: reverse his whole ship. You about to reverse this whole ship?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: There goes evolution right there, right, there's evolution right there,
Speaker 3: like oh, I don't want your DNA with my babies.
Speaker 1: Ready to start the show, you start to show yuess
Speaker 1: you think you're ready to start the show. Think we're
Speaker 1: ready to start the show? Are you ready to start
Speaker 1: to show it? Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. We are here
Speaker 1: on the heart of soft show, the show where men
Speaker 1: and women talk about the things that they like the
Speaker 1: heart or the wet, and don't like the soft or
Speaker 1: the dry, about not just sex, but also the opposite
Speaker 1: sex and relationships. What are the things that we like
Speaker 1: and don't like about sex and relationships? And then within
Speaker 1: the opposite sex. I'm here with for starters, my man,
Speaker 1: triple less right, my man yesterday I'm not calling him, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, all right. The bb W A
Speaker 1: the ambassador, the man, the myth, the legend, the birthday boy.
Speaker 1: Birthday just passed as well yesterday with three s's. How
Speaker 1: are we feeling, my brother? You're feeling pretty good, my brother.
Speaker 1: How you doing today? Chilling, man, chilling like trying to
Speaker 1: get my electrolyte water. And I wasn't feeling a little
Speaker 1: weak this morning, the same same bro, trying to keep
Speaker 1: it together, trying to keep it together. How's your birthday?
Speaker 1: It was good, man, it was good. I enjoyed it,
Speaker 1: you know, I enjoyed it. Shut nothing too crazy. You
Speaker 1: want to introduce your co host.
Speaker 4: Of course, so well across from me, I'm behind the screen,
Speaker 4: but across from me we have the the shiniest, the shiniest,
Speaker 4: the smoothest, the smoothest.
Speaker 1: Would you say, miss call him? Uh, miss shoff if
Speaker 1: you're nasty, Miss von nasty, I always wanted to do that.
Speaker 4: We have the eloquent words, I don't know, the eloquent,
Speaker 4: the beautiful Courtney shop in the building.
Speaker 2: How you doing today, Courney, I'm good, were good.
Speaker 3: We're on good vibes here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3: Do you want to introduce our guest?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want me to do it? Yes?
Speaker 1: You're sitting with the Guyanese, the pork producer, the mastur Beta,
Speaker 1: Guinness record holder, the Taurus. Because she's full of ship bullshit.
Speaker 1: To be exact, the beautiful, smelling, amazing. I should say.
Speaker 1: She hugged me and I was like, God, damn, She's
Speaker 1: like a bunch of Macy's. You know, you go to
Speaker 1: the first Woe of Mazon, they always hell a mad perfume.
Speaker 1: I'm all black Agents and Macy's. What would you like
Speaker 1: for me to for miss Nikki?
Speaker 2: Sure, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I would know. How would you like to do? What
Speaker 1: would you like for us to refer to you as Nikki?
Speaker 5: Is fine?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're sitting with Nikki. Ladies and gentlemen. Don't eat
Speaker 1: the pork. You see what happened to the last nigga
Speaker 1: started tweeting about her, and then the next nigga started
Speaker 1: tweeting bout he didn't eat the pork. That shit is
Speaker 1: like a virus.
Speaker 3: Nikki. I am so happy that you are here on
Speaker 3: this show with us. I've been wanting to you, been
Speaker 3: wanting you on the show, especially after one of our
Speaker 3: long hour conversations with our homeboy Joe. I want you
Speaker 3: to tell the good people what you studied and why
Speaker 3: you are. I think you would have been a good
Speaker 3: fit for this show because I didn't tell you, guys
Speaker 3: what she did, what she did in college, what she
Speaker 3: studied for. So why don't you tell the good people
Speaker 3: a little bit about you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, a sexual psychologists close.
Speaker 2: I am Nikki. I studied well. I did pay education
Speaker 2: from the age of fifteen all the way until twenty three.
Speaker 2: What education peer education? So I was part of a
Speaker 2: tons of different groups. So Project Rechoose Shape, which was
Speaker 2: like about sexual education in college, and then I went
Speaker 2: to grad school for human sexuality, and so I studied
Speaker 2: sex out of curiosity and then also like I went
Speaker 2: and did it scott like scholastically as well.
Speaker 1: So niggas gave you a test about sex.
Speaker 2: Yes, I used to watch people masturbating class, not the would,
Speaker 2: but I watch people get spank in class like we
Speaker 2: had doms come in and yeah, absolutely Widen University in Chester, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: I want to, I want to. I want to get
Speaker 3: into that A little bit more. You said that you
Speaker 3: went into this because of just pure curiosity some mixture, okay,
Speaker 3: of curiosity and likes Scholastically you want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm intellectually I'm definitely. I'm definitely intellectually curious. But
Speaker 2: what I will say is that I had a teenage
Speaker 2: mom and she was very open about everything that she
Speaker 2: did because she didn't want me to follow in her
Speaker 2: footsteps for lack of better term, And so my friends
Speaker 2: would have questions and I would be like, I'll go
Speaker 2: home and ask. Awesome. I remember her hearing lovers and
Speaker 2: friends and they mentioned ky jelly and I was like, mom,
Speaker 2: why would someone use ky Jillian. She's like Coyer brother
Speaker 2: and She's like, come here. It's like listen, they use
Speaker 2: it often for anal sex. Don't have anal sex.
Speaker 5: Very painful.
Speaker 1: But this is what she said. I don't like that one, Mom, No,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: But everyone would come to me and ask questions, and
Speaker 2: so I was like, I'm getting answer to my mother
Speaker 2: the best that she can. But also like, who's teaching
Speaker 2: people about this? Like who's talking about this? This is
Speaker 2: really important? And so I had a friend who was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I talked to kids about I go to schools. They
Speaker 2: we would hand out connors and train stations by like
Speaker 2: schools all over Brooklyn and the city. And I did
Speaker 2: that and then I went to college. I wanted to
Speaker 2: do the same thing, and I studied sociology there and
Speaker 2: you know LGBTQ studies And then I was like, how
Speaker 2: do I talk about this forever? And then I went
Speaker 2: to grad.
Speaker 1: School for it after So that's super super fire.
Speaker 3: Then it really is fire. What would be your most
Speaker 3: memorable I guess class or session because you said you
Speaker 3: had people come into what would be your most memorable class?
Speaker 1: I had to give a presentation.
Speaker 2: No, I think I had too. So one was about
Speaker 2: masturbation and we had to watch different forms of masturbation.
Speaker 2: That's our I learned about the woman who could queeth
Speaker 2: to get to orgasm.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: And I was in class and the man ejaculated and
Speaker 2: it was like it wasn't a lot and I didn't
Speaker 2: realize I made a face. I was like and my
Speaker 2: teacher was like, Nikki, what are the fields? What are
Speaker 2: the feels? And she had me talk to the class
Speaker 2: about why his masturbation video didn't really turn me on?
Speaker 2: That was I was like, oh, we're really here, like
Speaker 2: this is different even from what it was like in
Speaker 2: college in undergrad. But the second one was about.
Speaker 1: Nut shame and it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't trying to I was I don't
Speaker 2: even know. I didn't even know I made a face.
Speaker 2: But the second one was talking about intersexuality of like
Speaker 2: second and race and cultural aspects. And so we watched
Speaker 2: the clip of the Puerto Rican Day Parade that I
Speaker 2: can't remember what year was, but when they have been
Speaker 2: like growing. The woman in it went viral when it
Speaker 2: was like all over the news, and I had my
Speaker 2: you know, my white counterparts talking about like I don't
Speaker 2: understand carnival, like why are they dressed like this? And
Speaker 2: I really like it had to leave class. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: these people are not where we are.
Speaker 3: Well you were in Chester, Pennsylvania, Yeah, and I know
Speaker 3: that's the hood out there.
Speaker 2: I mean it was. It was interesting, and I just
Speaker 2: have to speak about like the cultural aspects of sex
Speaker 2: and how people don't understand it. A friend who that's
Speaker 2: her entire platform right now, and she does, you know,
Speaker 2: she does really important and powerful work. But I like
Speaker 2: David's tweech to the class, and I had my teacher,
Speaker 2: my professor reach out to me and be like, you know,
Speaker 2: I apologize for your colleagues. You're not always going to
Speaker 2: be treachured and people will understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: It will be challenging. You are a black women, like Cis,
Speaker 2: gender doesn't really matter. You're going to be preaching people
Speaker 2: who don't really understand your perspective. But it was like
Speaker 2: the first time that like I was in a space
Speaker 2: where I was like, oh, this is uncomfortable because these
Speaker 2: are doctors and nurses. They weren't always people that were
Speaker 2: just like fun about They were clinical about sex.
Speaker 1: You know, you know why you're very dangerous. You're more
Speaker 1: dangerous now than it was at the beginning to show
Speaker 1: because that just shows me. You're looking at you sex
Speaker 1: gauge a lot. You're always evaluating somebody's sexual presence or energy.
Speaker 1: You're probably looking at a person and being like mm,
Speaker 1: and I know you do it for the simple fact
Speaker 1: that I worked in like a psych ward right, so
Speaker 1: when I was dealing with patients, you know, I have
Speaker 1: to study all these psychological shit as wowd shit. Then
Speaker 1: you start to like gauge people, you know, so like
Speaker 1: I could be around let's say yesterday, and I could
Speaker 1: maybe saying, well, you know what, I kind of see
Speaker 1: this and it's person now like the average person. Well,
Speaker 1: there's things that I see in everybody that the average
Speaker 1: persons will not see. Even now when I come to dating,
Speaker 1: I'm like and but so many words, this bitch is crazy.
Speaker 1: So like, you start to see things a little different
Speaker 1: once you really study and you dive into it. So
Speaker 1: you want to.
Speaker 3: Actually test that, Nikki, if you can go around the
Speaker 3: room and sex gauge everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ fire start with.
Speaker 2: So what I'm gonna say is I don't think I
Speaker 2: necessarily do this. I don't. I'll be honest because I
Speaker 2: tell my my friends to be like, oh, he looks
Speaker 2: like he's good and bad. I'm like, I didn't even
Speaker 2: cross my mind even when I like someone like I
Speaker 2: have to be in that headspace for it to happen,
Speaker 2: because once I'm in that head space, it's all downhill.
Speaker 2: From there. You're going to be in a car and
Speaker 2: be like, you know what we should do? So like,
Speaker 2: I have to keep myself in line. Well based on
Speaker 2: what you've heard, what I've heard from you today, Okay,
Speaker 2: So yeah, to start with you. I'm going with you
Speaker 2: say that you have particular interests and that you are
Speaker 2: vocal about what those things are, and you're not afraid
Speaker 2: to share what those things are. And I think that
Speaker 2: as you've gotten older, you've probably gotten more experimental and
Speaker 2: open to trying new things. But being young and from
Speaker 2: urban neighborhoods, men are encouraged to be sexually curious. So
Speaker 2: I think that like, as you've gotten older and being
Speaker 2: been in different spaces, you've probably become more curious about
Speaker 2: experimental sex and then more open about your kinks, whatever
Speaker 2: those may be. And so I hope that that's true.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: I'm very happy for you.
Speaker 1: Yes, definitely from a hood, definitely from East Flatbush. Definitely
Speaker 1: was only having basic sex for like twenty years. Definitely standard,
Speaker 1: I should say, definitely as I've gotten older, have gotten
Speaker 1: more curious and like just wanting to see certain things.
Speaker 1: Definitely am a lot more open to things now than
Speaker 1: I've ever been in my life. I'm pretty much down
Speaker 1: for anything I just have to do with another nigga.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like where I'm at with it right now.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I guess you could that that was
Speaker 1: that was a safe. Bet though, that was a safe one.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: That was the same. I was kind of a cordy
Speaker 1: You agree, I was kind of safe, wasn't that kind.
Speaker 2: Of that was a little a little safe.
Speaker 1: That was a little safe. That was a little safe.
Speaker 1: That was a little safe.
Speaker 2: You made the p comment. I was like, what is okay?
Speaker 1: But no, I was definitely been there and done that.
Speaker 1: Shout out there. Ye mean, but okay, that was that
Speaker 1: was definitely. I'll let you if that's where you want
Speaker 1: to become, I will give you with that one.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I hand you in class, nigga, He's like me,
Speaker 2: not me. I'm going to say, you know what I
Speaker 2: feel like. I feel like engaging with you must be
Speaker 2: a really deliberate act. You seem like you are very
Speaker 2: thoughtful and that comes with like intentional and deliberate touch.
Speaker 2: And so when a woman is with you, she's getting
Speaker 2: like she feels like she's being paid attention to. So
Speaker 2: you're like listening, You are paying attention to like he
Speaker 2: was like breathing. You are very aware in that moment
Speaker 2: because you are a fantastic listener from what I've heard today.
Speaker 2: And then I also feel like because of that, you
Speaker 2: are catering to the person that you're with. So it's
Speaker 2: very like sensual, slow and deliberate, which most women would say,
Speaker 2: it's like a really good sexual experience to me.
Speaker 1: Niggah yesterday?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Giving away some of the sauce? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: She's giving out some of the sauce. That was a
Speaker 1: pretty good read.
Speaker 2: That was a good read.
Speaker 1: That was a good whack ass book. Reading this bullshit
Speaker 1: and I don't want to know it because I know sympathy.
Speaker 2: Ready new one.
Speaker 1: I don't want it.
Speaker 2: I don't offer you.
Speaker 1: I don't want it because that's my turn to read you. Way,
Speaker 1: I gotta read your ass because I'll definitely be reading
Speaker 1: Ship every now and then. As long as the words
Speaker 1: ain't too big, I could read it, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: So there would be a cheek hot with the Nicks,
Speaker 3: Nikkis and my close friends.
Speaker 2: So I got them Wayla you did?
Speaker 3: You did? You did? When my close friends calmed all.
Speaker 2: The yeah because someone made a reference other answer who yeah?
Speaker 2: So yeah, right.
Speaker 1: I can't really do Corny because I know Courtney like
Speaker 1: Nick's doing me. Are you gonna do Nis?
Speaker 2: I mean, still still a new friend, good friend, but
Speaker 2: a new friend. I'm going to say that you are
Speaker 2: very sexually liberated, so like you're willing to try almost
Speaker 2: anything once. I think you're open and clear about your boundary.
Speaker 2: So if you don't want to do something, you're not
Speaker 2: gonna you're gonna be like no, no, thank you, not
Speaker 2: for me, and you won't be pressured.
Speaker 3: And I love that for you.
Speaker 2: But I do think that you're like you also are.
Speaker 1: Going to.
Speaker 2: Challenge someone to come to you correctly, like, hey, this
Speaker 2: is what I want to try. Is what I want
Speaker 2: to do while you down or not? And if they're not,
Speaker 2: you're gonna sit back and be like do I want
Speaker 2: to do this? Because I need this? Like this needs
Speaker 2: to be a part of what my repertoire is, Like
Speaker 2: if I want to be sphinked you, if I want
Speaker 2: to be talked through, you need to be able to
Speaker 2: talk me through it.
Speaker 4: And I also think that like you got them, hit
Speaker 4: it edit, won't hit it, hit it hedit again? You
Speaker 4: got him, you got him, keep going nikking.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: But also I think that like you are someone who's
Speaker 2: also going to give someone an experience, I think you're
Speaker 2: also really like fault. You're very thoughtful and so like
Speaker 2: everything that you do, you are like it's going to
Speaker 2: be well thought from tip to top. And so I
Speaker 2: think that, like, if you're engaging in sex with someone,
Speaker 2: you're gonna pay attention to what they like and you're
Speaker 2: gonna really give it to them.
Speaker 4: We got them, Yeah, we got them. Yeah, you got them,
Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, we got.
Speaker 1: Them before I get the nigga always hear the one
Speaker 1: thing about Courtney, Courtney is alway, y'all be doa I'm
Speaker 1: joking Courtney is kinky Batman. And I say that to say, like,
Speaker 1: no more kinky Superman because during the day you see
Speaker 1: Clark Cat, the nigga to do for niggas, the class
Speaker 1: word will be tripping over his ship and then at
Speaker 1: night niggas lifting up buildings. I always say, like, if
Speaker 1: I met a girl like Cordy would throw me off
Speaker 1: because it's like I am Courtney's the third And then
Speaker 1: you go to a crib. She got a fucking Saint
Speaker 1: Andrew's cross and handcuffs, fucking Roase.
Speaker 4: Toys, she got the tomatoes and ship and at.
Speaker 1: A bouquet of rose toys, they got a dozen Rose
Speaker 1: Toys and you just sitting here and then turn off.
Speaker 1: The lad got she had a rack of land with,
Speaker 1: she got the deal, a little bout of Tim Duncan
Speaker 1: and sh shit going on. We got them. But if
Speaker 1: I was to gauged Nikki right, this is what I was.
Speaker 3: Saying, I'm very curious to see I feel.
Speaker 1: Like Nikki, I gotta be careful. So I don't think
Speaker 1: it's that you feel you're superior, because that's not what
Speaker 1: it is. But I feel like because of you are
Speaker 1: so she's confident, not even just that you are, but
Speaker 1: because you are so informed and educated about sex that
Speaker 1: outside of you you're very aware of like sex within you,
Speaker 1: So like you're probably gonna notice things about yourself like
Speaker 1: most girls they don't really know well. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: it was kind of hard for a girl to like
Speaker 1: express to a guy like what she likes because maybe
Speaker 1: she don't really know what she likes. And then sometimes
Speaker 1: you have you and this guy might have a question
Speaker 1: frigguring it out the things that you like. But if
Speaker 1: you was not like that, you know exactly when to
Speaker 1: make a turn, when to stop, how to park, and
Speaker 1: you feel like it'll probably be hard for a nigga
Speaker 1: to maybe get all of that at least, you know.
Speaker 1: So when you said the thing about I don't really
Speaker 1: be having one night stands like that, because would have
Speaker 1: made no sense to me, I kind of gauge. I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's the kind of person like you. You can come
Speaker 1: off complex to the regular average nigga, and because of
Speaker 1: that you kind of stray away. It's almost like you
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like I probably, I know, I might, you don't want this.
Speaker 1: I might look cute, you might think you got this,
Speaker 1: but like you don't want to. So I kind of
Speaker 1: get from you like I am with I got it
Speaker 1: figured out. This is some ship that you ain't ready for.
Speaker 1: So when you figure it out and you prepare, you
Speaker 1: can come back and we can do this. That's kind
Speaker 1: of the energy that I get from what you say.
Speaker 1: If I have to gauge, I think that's a fantastic
Speaker 1: that's really that's really how it looks like that.
Speaker 2: I think that's I think that's the best way to
Speaker 2: put it.
Speaker 3: Nikki. Besides being a sexologist, professor sex over here not
Speaker 3: a title.
Speaker 1: Let's get a title, write.
Speaker 3: Down, professor sees professor sex. Now that you have professor
Speaker 3: sex here, I know there's other things that you do
Speaker 3: as well. Maybe you want to talk about those things. Sure.
Speaker 5: So I.
Speaker 2: Love entertaining and and spending time with my people in
Speaker 2: my community, and so I do host events with my
Speaker 2: good friends. So Waley and Friends we host events. Shout
Speaker 2: out to He's He's great, isn't he?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, our Evan group, Willy and Friends, we host
Speaker 2: events throughout the year. We have some give back that
Speaker 2: we do as well. Uh, and then we really think
Speaker 2: about like parties and then you know, game night social
Speaker 2: events as well as curating experiences, so like real hardcore
Speaker 2: productions like our homecoming event that we did, and so
Speaker 2: I do that regularly. I mean I was a party
Speaker 2: girl and I was like, how do I were.
Speaker 1: You a homecoming? Oh y'all go to college to do
Speaker 1: that little.
Speaker 2: So I was who went away? Yeah exactly, which is
Speaker 2: why we created that experience. But yeah, we carried events.
Speaker 2: I was a party girl and I liked going out,
Speaker 2: and it was kind of like, well, how do I
Speaker 2: make sure that the things that we go to are
Speaker 2: what we want them to be in places that we
Speaker 2: want to be in and so I'm happy to be
Speaker 2: a part of that and do that regularly. That's fine.
Speaker 2: And then I'm a corporate girly, a corporate baddy. And
Speaker 2: someone would say I do HR.
Speaker 1: No, No, don't, I don't you.
Speaker 2: Never get you you're talking about.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I know, I think you were speaking about Corny. I
Speaker 2: was like, if only he knew the truth. I am
Speaker 2: like so by the book rule follower when it comes
Speaker 2: to work, like I get no, but HR like I'm
Speaker 2: a true HR person. I like love it with everything
Speaker 2: that I do. It's just amazing. And then I've been
Speaker 2: doing that for about i'd say about ten years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, I knew I was.
Speaker 3: Doing it an ungrad, she says, my career, this is
Speaker 3: what I want to do.
Speaker 2: And it's actually the reason why I didn't go into
Speaker 2: sex educational full time. I was young, and I was like,
Speaker 2: no one's gonna listen to what I have to say.
Speaker 2: I was wrong, but no one's gonna listen to what
Speaker 2: I have to say. And I thought that HR would
Speaker 2: be a safer I mean, but it was. It's so roaring,
Speaker 2: so I really I legitimately love I said it to
Speaker 2: my boss and my CEO, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: love what I do, and so that's what I do
Speaker 2: full time.
Speaker 3: You want to go to a sex party, I've been
Speaker 3: invited to a few.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I enjoy warriorism that much. So
Speaker 2: i'd have to want to be a player. And if
Speaker 2: I wanted to be a player, i'd have to be
Speaker 2: with someone that I was comfortable with performing with. I mean,
Speaker 2: because I'm giving a performance anyway, Kenny Canny, but I
Speaker 2: want to I'd have to be someone who's comfortable being
Speaker 2: in that space that way. But I've been invited to
Speaker 2: a few. I was dating a guy. He was like,
Speaker 2: just come, let's go to one, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're gonna see me the same
Speaker 2: and want to do the same things after this putting
Speaker 2: on a performance, I was like, I was just like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if men want to freaking until they
Speaker 2: have a freaking and they sit.
Speaker 3: Back like that's real. Men want to freaking and they
Speaker 3: got a freaking and it's like whoa wait, hold on,
Speaker 3: like what was you doing before? Me?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, but men be thinking they don't be freaks. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: niggas don't really absolutely, and so why listen to that
Speaker 1: niggas be saying, I'd be saying her like, yeah, when
Speaker 1: is the freaking I mean?
Speaker 2: I mean my exterminator once came to my house and
Speaker 2: and saw my dido on the dresser, like stuck to
Speaker 2: the dresser, and I didn't realize it was there. I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, he's like, I have to go to
Speaker 2: your bedroom. I was like, oh, let me put away
Speaker 2: with my choice. I didn't say to him, I just
Speaker 2: did it internally. And then he he like left and
Speaker 2: I was on the phone with my friend.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: She was like, close your blinds. You're always giving your
Speaker 2: neighbors a show. I was to close my bind and
Speaker 2: I turned around. I just stopped and I just started laughing,
Speaker 2: and she's like, what are you laughing at?
Speaker 1: And I was like, my was just stuck.
Speaker 2: And it was the dealer that I got, Like it
Speaker 2: was made in the likeness of the person I was dating.
Speaker 2: I was like, I just feel crazy. It's not a mold.
Speaker 2: But when I do buy a dildo, i'm talking to someone,
Speaker 2: I try to make sure that that deal looks similar
Speaker 2: to what they look like. The first time I saw
Speaker 2: he was like, did you get a deal? Don't that
Speaker 2: looks like my dick, and I was like, it's pinkings.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm gonet birthday.
Speaker 2: It's a great it's a great right behind you that.
Speaker 1: I know you got short limbs.
Speaker 2: I do not have have very long ones, like it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. First of all, Second of all, he doesn't
Speaker 2: know I like being called short.
Speaker 1: Second of all challenges better.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't have very long lives, thinking very much.
Speaker 2: My wingspan is taller than my height, as longer than
Speaker 2: my height, So.
Speaker 5: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of things longer than your height. But
Speaker 1: I mean that's not saying a lot.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: But with that being said, let's get to the good part.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the meat and the potatoes, the steak
Speaker 1: in the broccoli, the seafood pasta. See what I did
Speaker 1: call that good call back. So let's get to the
Speaker 1: main focus, the hard the things that again women like,
Speaker 1: are the things that men like, things that had got
Speaker 1: us aroused, things that turned us on this week. Now again,
Speaker 1: it doesn't just have to be It can be sexual.
Speaker 1: So it can be something you like about the bedroom.
Speaker 1: It could be something that somebody did me. I'll be
Speaker 1: in the gym getting horning some times I'll be on
Speaker 1: the stem master. That's just me. But we all have
Speaker 1: things that turn us on. Whether is that niggah know
Speaker 1: how to work the printer something I don't know. So
Speaker 1: I want to start with yesterday. What is something that
Speaker 1: got you hard this week?
Speaker 4: My brother, that's a good question right there. Oh this
Speaker 4: person that I worked with, this is this older lady.
Speaker 4: So we were just having regular she took her teeth out.
Speaker 2: I just want to know. I just wanted to out
Speaker 2: a good question, a great question.
Speaker 1: I'm screaming now.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 4: I was eating lunch or whatever. So she came in,
Speaker 4: so she was no. So we started talking withever regular stuff.
Speaker 4: She's a teacher at the school whatever. So we started
Speaker 4: talking about like like different movies and stuff that we
Speaker 4: liked or whatever. And I told her that my favorite
Speaker 4: movie was a Thin Line between.
Speaker 1: Love and Hate.
Speaker 4: So she was like, oh, she was like I love
Speaker 4: that movie. She's like, you seem like you got a
Speaker 4: good taste in movies. So I had looked up at
Speaker 4: her and I was like, really, like you think so,
Speaker 4: you know, being cute? So she was and she turned
Speaker 4: and gave me this look. I can't even describe it,
Speaker 4: but I instantly got hard right there. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is crazy when we say older.
Speaker 1: How much old are we talk old? Is she about?
Speaker 1: She might be? She might be in her forties. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is that old nigga. That's us older than me prime,
Speaker 1: she's kind of young. Yeah. I don't mean she's old,
Speaker 1: she's just older than me. Yeah. So she lit a
Speaker 1: little seasoned, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: she looked like. I'm a little horny for all right, Cody,
Speaker 1: So let's go with you. What got your dick? I mean, sorry,
Speaker 1: what's got you wet this week? You do got a
Speaker 1: dick though somewhere. She's not here today.
Speaker 3: It's not here, Today's in my closet. I don't think
Speaker 3: I have a I don't think I have a wet
Speaker 3: this week? What about to Nikki? Nikki? What made you
Speaker 3: wet this week?
Speaker 2: Babes? What made me wet this week?
Speaker 1: Small words?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not about me. Two of my friends are
Speaker 2: becoming friends and it's great to see. Starting relax. So
Speaker 2: my friends are becoming friends. I don't know what it
Speaker 2: is yet, but it's great to see. And I introduced
Speaker 2: them and it's really happy to see them, Like get
Speaker 2: to know each other in a meaningful way.
Speaker 3: I'm good. I wish I could do the Grinch smile
Speaker 3: because I love I love seeing that too.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's been, Yeah, it's been. It's been great to watch,
Speaker 2: and I should be able to see that sounds crazy,
Speaker 2: but it's been great to watch, and I should be
Speaker 2: able to see them in person soon, so that should
Speaker 2: also be fun.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I like that loon. She got you hard
Speaker 1: this week? Uh, what got me your hard this week? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna sound kind of crazy. I'm a career. I
Speaker 1: know I'm a crazy nigga, though, I think it's safe
Speaker 1: to say that something right with me, right, y'all know,
Speaker 1: like something a little off of me? Right, it's a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 1: I was at work right and right next to my job,
Speaker 1: I'm connected to a precinct, and the priest the office
Speaker 1: is in that precinct. Ugly as fuck. None of them
Speaker 1: is bad. The women, Yeah, none of them is bad.
Speaker 1: So they had like a deep they had like an
Speaker 1: officer come from another precinct to work there. She got
Speaker 1: out of the fucking paddy wagon and wagon Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she grabbed her gun too, to make sure I should
Speaker 1: have when she grabbed a gun.
Speaker 5: I said, damn, shoot.
Speaker 2: Me, shoot me. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You know she was so bad, Like I do'n't really
Speaker 1: be gawking over chicks like that anymore, but god, damn son,
Speaker 1: Like if she pulled me over actual licensed registration, I
Speaker 1: would have slitted my number with it, like write your
Speaker 1: number on the ticket. I don't care how I'll pay you.
Speaker 1: Can I pay you the money what you want, what
Speaker 1: you want the ticket to be, Yeah, whatever, it's picking
Speaker 1: number your She was so bad, And then it kind
Speaker 1: of got me in like thinking, like as a guy,
Speaker 1: well when I was single, I used to like love.
Speaker 1: It kind of taps into the conversation that me and
Speaker 1: yesterday was happening on the last episode when we were
Speaker 1: talking about sometimes guys like to do things like for
Speaker 1: a challenge, some like just fucking like a chick that
Speaker 1: like being power, Like it's all like a position of
Speaker 1: like authority, whether it's like the head of HR or
Speaker 1: like the number one attorney or something like that. And
Speaker 1: then you just spank at her boots and she just
Speaker 1: kind of like surrendered you. She gotta go together, she
Speaker 1: gotta go delegate work. After that, that should be me,
Speaker 1: should just should just be anyway. That's what got me on.
Speaker 1: So now time for the other the opposing end, the
Speaker 1: soft the dry. Things that we don't like about sex,
Speaker 1: or things that we don't like about other people of
Speaker 1: the opposing sex. Let's start with Courtney. Let's start with you.
Speaker 1: What's something I got your dick soft? I mean you try.
Speaker 1: I gotta stop because I always think about you on
Speaker 1: stage with that dick all the time, like.
Speaker 2: It just being my head holding like this, not degeneration.
Speaker 1: X ah shout out the triple Ah.
Speaker 3: What got me soft this week?
Speaker 2: Or dry?
Speaker 3: I've just been on and I'm sorry I don't have
Speaker 3: a harder soft because I'm just.
Speaker 1: It's not the hardest sho. Don't worry about it. My
Speaker 1: mood is I understand.
Speaker 3: My mood has just been like we know we.
Speaker 5: Need you very It's a very.
Speaker 1: Straight, very focused and coastal just tunnel vision.
Speaker 3: Tunnel vision, coasting right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, Nicole, let's go to you.
Speaker 2: Nickname is Nikki, but my name is Nicole.
Speaker 1: Marco. We got him Nikita.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't call me you just gave mets. Don't call
Speaker 2: me that way. But something that made meself to seek oh,
Speaker 2: I was having a conversation with someone, and I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm really good at articulating myself. You don't say right,
Speaker 2: but I feel like they were deliberately not responding in
Speaker 2: ways that could continue the conversation the way that was meaningful,
Speaker 2: and I kind of felt like I was being gas lit.
Speaker 2: And I feel like using that terms like when you
Speaker 2: call a white person racist, if you call someone if
Speaker 2: you tell someone a gas and they're like, I'm not
Speaker 2: doing that. How did you say that?
Speaker 1: You never find a person who missed the gaslight? Besides me?
Speaker 1: Maybe years later at the time.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I was. And I was just
Speaker 2: kind of like, you are deliberately not engaging in the
Speaker 2: conversation and a meaningful way, and you're being deliberately selfish.
Speaker 1: You cancel to get that nigga out of there.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is about it. I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get them out of here, nigga. Yes soft this week?
Speaker 1: Oh this is easy.
Speaker 4: I hate when people annoying me early in the morning,
Speaker 4: Like when if you've asked me seven questions before a
Speaker 4: certain time, I'm going to ask you, is everything okay?
Speaker 4: I'm going to get irritable because why are you asking
Speaker 4: me seven questions before eight o'clock in the morning. Honestly, No, honestly,
Speaker 4: there's not that much of a breakdown.
Speaker 1: That you need. So that right there, that's a fast
Speaker 1: way to get me solved for the week.
Speaker 3: Damn the week.
Speaker 1: For the week now, I'm typing the week now. I
Speaker 1: just want to go to work and just going one
Speaker 1: of my one of my favorite jobs when I was
Speaker 1: a project site manager mount Sinai like during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: and I used to love that job because I would
Speaker 1: wake up at a out five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm driving to work auto pilot. I couldn't even tell
Speaker 1: you how I got to work.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like sleep driving, no lo no funny shit.
Speaker 1: I used to get to work, I set up and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't see somebody until like eleven am. So from
Speaker 1: five am to eleven am, Yo, it is quiet. Nobody's
Speaker 1: talking to me, nobody's even next to me. And that
Speaker 1: was the most beautiful thing I've ever gotten seen in
Speaker 1: my life. But talking to me before ten o'clock is crazy.
Speaker 1: The reason why I love my girl so much. We
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning like good morning. I say
Speaker 1: good morning, we go right back. She don't take talking
Speaker 1: on my phone. We chill her for a little because
Speaker 1: she know, you know, early in the morning. Yo, we
Speaker 1: just my mom used to catch me slip and she
Speaker 1: was asking for money first thing in the morning. Know
Speaker 1: what I would say, yes, not knowing what she's talking about,
Speaker 1: She's like, it's closing door, close, the darks missing, but
Speaker 1: my soft I hate when girls do one thing and
Speaker 1: mean another. Got into argument on my shorty Friday. She's like, yo,
Speaker 1: you're annoying. I said, I bat me get off the phone.
Speaker 1: She goes, all right, no, she said, you're annoying me.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later. I was like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll be annoying. I know that, hung up the phone,
Speaker 1: didn't speak to her ole for the rest of the night.
Speaker 1: This might have been like about six o'clock call Saturday.
Speaker 1: She's not picking up. It's texting, but not picking up
Speaker 1: the phone. So I'm like, okay, cool, I'm not painting
Speaker 1: any mine though it's pissing me off. Though I know you.
Speaker 1: I know you on I know you're on TikTok. I
Speaker 1: literally know you. I know your place. So Sunday she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: look who find decided to call me. I was like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I was calling you Saturday. She goes, you ain't call
Speaker 1: me back Friday. I said, you told me I was annoying.
Speaker 1: You're gonna speak to me later. Yeah, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: call me back, though, Why would I call you back
Speaker 1: if you said it you're annoyed, you'll speak to me?
Speaker 1: Why is that my responsibility? How am I supposed to
Speaker 1: your towns that went down? You wasn't supposed to listen
Speaker 1: to what she said?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: Whenever I listen to women when they tell me what
Speaker 1: to do, it never works outs.
Speaker 2: This is why I do my.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, listening is a setup, trust me, you know
Speaker 1: it is. Listen Fellas Rebell.
Speaker 2: Don't listen actively be an active listener.
Speaker 1: Fun that don't listen to the sexalogies and the HR Project,
Speaker 1: Man bro Well, the HR Badge and the Sexologist professor
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Speaker 1: Shout outs to the people who stop me while I'm
Speaker 1: at work and say, hey, your god. Yeah. Shout out
Speaker 1: to you guys as well. You know, you know what
Speaker 1: you're doing. And it's been a beautiful day in a
Speaker 1: beautiful episode. And this has been the hardest soft show,
Speaker 1: this show. Peace. M m
Speaker 5: M mmmmm.