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<v Speaker 4>from your mom's book. Club. Hi, the one who apologizes

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<v Speaker 4>even when she brings cookies. Yeah, Hi, it's Ali Ward

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<v Speaker 4>back with another episode of Oologies. Oh man, I never

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<v Speaker 4>knew I needed this episode. Like we've had an episode

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<v Speaker 4>about ornithology birds, but now we're gonna get to the heart,

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<v Speaker 4>the heart of the matter. And by heart I mean

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<v Speaker 4>butt and by butt I mean kloaca. So what is

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<v Speaker 4>it kloaca? Well, as I've said before, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 4>like the home button on an iPhone, like if Steve

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<v Speaker 4>Jobs had designed an orifice, just a multipurpose little boop.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good for sensual adult times, for egg laying and pooh.

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<v Speaker 4>So today we're gonna be cracking wise about eggs. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>so many eggs, so many glorious eggs. What a wonder? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>your reviews. I'm upfront about it, all right. I'm kind

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<v Speaker 4>and this week I would like to think Beyonce two three,

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<v Speaker 4>seven oh six. Maybe that's Beyonce. Perhaps it's a different

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<v Speaker 4>beyond who says this podcast makes me want to make

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<v Speaker 4>the world a better place. I love hearing all of

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<v Speaker 4>these people who I would normally think of as existing

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<v Speaker 4>on another plane and finding out that they're just people

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<v Speaker 4>and I could be one of them too. I read

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<v Speaker 4>that earlier today and literally started crying. So thank you

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<v Speaker 4>Beyonce for that. Okay, let's get the shell back t

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<v Speaker 4>it this excellent episode? Shall we? By the way, that

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<v Speaker 4>is why I call myself here dad? Okay, So Why

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<v Speaker 4>is it called oology? Why are there so many god

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<v Speaker 4>dang oh's in this word? Okay comes from one guess, Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>the Greek for ion, meaning egg, and it's a branch

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<v Speaker 4>of ornithology that deals with eggs. I want to think

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<v Speaker 4>that the oo in oology is just because the moos

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<v Speaker 4>look like little eggies, but that's not true. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 4>this interview, what a what a treat? Okay. I was

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<v Speaker 4>in Chicago for a few days and I reached out

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<v Speaker 4>to the wonderland that is the Field Museum via the

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<v Speaker 4>Brain Scoops Emily Grassley, hey girl, and they hooked me up.

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<v Speaker 4>So not only did they give me a quiet room

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<v Speaker 4>to record the epidemiology episode with the errands of this

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<v Speaker 4>podcast will kill You, but they were also like, yo,

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<v Speaker 4>we got an egg dude for you. So Kate Golumbski,

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<v Speaker 4>I owe you like ten puppies. Kate met me at

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<v Speaker 4>the Field and she walked me through the ornithology lab. Whoa, hi,

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<v Speaker 4>so many of you are up some steps.

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<v Speaker 4>What I didn't realize also is that this museum is

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<v Speaker 4>so big that our commute from one office to the other,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a good time in to commute. I should have

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<v Speaker 4>left a trailer breadcrumbs to the office of an expert

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<v Speaker 4>in bird babies, this kind faced, bespectacled gentleman with thick

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<v Speaker 4>salt and pepper hair and a desk piled with eggbooks

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<v Speaker 4>and field notes. But it was a Friday afternoon at

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<v Speaker 4>four pm, and I just hated to keep him from

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<v Speaker 4>his weekend. So some of the questions and answers are

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<v Speaker 4>super rapid, But then we had such a jolly time

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<v Speaker 4>hanging out that afterwards he offered to give me a

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<v Speaker 4>tour of the egg bunker, and hell yes, I took

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<v Speaker 4>him up on that. So throughout the interview there are

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<v Speaker 4>audio notes from that tour as we continued to just

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<v Speaker 4>gab in the stacks. So this episode is just a

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<v Speaker 4>feast of facts about speckley eggs and outlaw burders and

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<v Speaker 4>falcon mysteries and vaults of delicate treasures and can you

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<v Speaker 4>eat cookie dough? And modern research done with old artifacts,

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<v Speaker 4>and there's some Easter bullshit and chicken hatching, even snake trivia.

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<v Speaker 4>It's got it all, So buckle up, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 4>settle our feathers and ready ourselves for the ornithological treasures

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<v Speaker 4>of oologists. Doctor John Bates. Hi, I'm Ali Warren. Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>nice to meet you. Thank you for talking about eggs

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<v Speaker 4>with me. Are you technically an oologist? No?

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<v Speaker 5>I am not?

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<v Speaker 4>What not an oologist? He literally edited the book of eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called the Book of Eggs and his name is

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<v Speaker 4>on the cover. Like, not an oologist. He studies bird eggs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta breathe that. Okay, more on this situation a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>But he is definitely an evolutionary biologist slash ornithologist and

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<v Speaker 4>officially an associate curator of birds and head of the

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<v Speaker 4>Life Sciences Division at the Field Museum in Chicago. Or

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<v Speaker 4>what do you study about birds? Do you study particular

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<v Speaker 4>like eggs of different species, feathers, beaks? Like, what's your bag?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm a curator and so we have one of

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<v Speaker 5>the world's greatest collections of birds here in the museum,

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<v Speaker 5>and so one of the things I've been interested in

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<v Speaker 5>over the years is all aspects of ab and biology.

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<v Speaker 5>But the egg part actually came about because we have

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<v Speaker 5>an egg collection and I feel like it's my responsibility

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<v Speaker 5>to know something about eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>So after the interview at his desk, John took me

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<v Speaker 4>down this labyrinth into the bowels of the museum, just

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<v Speaker 4>stuffed with millions of scientific artifacts, like for real, actually

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<v Speaker 4>millions of artifacts. What you see on displays at museums

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<v Speaker 4>is this laughably small representation of their actual shit they

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<v Speaker 4>have in files and drawers and boxes behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 4>So behind these scenes, we came upon a room labeled

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<v Speaker 4>egg Collection, to which John had the keys.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, what this looks like a like a bank bunker,

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<v Speaker 6>they REALOK, they do, yeah, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>So how many specimens.

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<v Speaker 5>From so probably about one hundred thousand eggs?

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<v Speaker 4>But now, why do you say you're not an oologist

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<v Speaker 4>even though you study verdegs?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's because basically, I don't know if you could

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<v Speaker 5>find anybody who had described themselves as an oologist anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a field that's it's an extinctology at some level,

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<v Speaker 5>which is too bad. That's actually one of the things

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<v Speaker 5>that we're interested in, some colleagues and I are interested in.

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<v Speaker 5>We're actually working on a paper right now trying to

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<v Speaker 5>encourage people to remember, and that is that there's these

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<v Speaker 5>incredible collections of eggs around the world, and a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of times they're pretty underutilized. People tend to forget they're there.

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<v Speaker 5>So oology was really popular in the eighteen eighties into

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<v Speaker 5>the nineteen twenties or so, and then it died out.

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<v Speaker 5>And some of that was because people were a little

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<v Speaker 5>bit concerned that there might be issues with respect to

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<v Speaker 5>collecting eggs in terms of the population biology affecting the

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<v Speaker 5>population biology of birds and things, and so it was

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<v Speaker 5>kind of fell out of favor with a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 4>So, okay, sology can mean the study of eggs, but

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<v Speaker 4>it can also refer to the hobby of collecting wild

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<v Speaker 4>bird eggs, also called egg in Now, at some point

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<v Speaker 4>these amateur egg scholars stopped egging because it became illegal.

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<v Speaker 4>People were like, well, you are stealing babies now. Wikipedia says,

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<v Speaker 4>and I quote despite this, some of those who engage

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<v Speaker 4>in egg collecting show considerable recidivism. That is legal speak

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<v Speaker 4>for doing bad shit again like chasing the dragon egg.

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<v Speaker 4>Wikipedia continues. One Colin Watson was convicted six times before

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<v Speaker 4>he fell to his death in two thousand and six

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<v Speaker 4>while attempting to climb to a nest high up in

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<v Speaker 4>a tree. Another individual has been convicted nine times and

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<v Speaker 4>imprisoned twice, and a third has been convicted fifty one times,

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<v Speaker 4>imprisoned four times, and barred from entering Scotland during the

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<v Speaker 4>breeding season. People are addicted to egg collecting. Also, one

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<v Speaker 4>historical amateur ornithologist, Charles Bendyer, who stash of eight thousand

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<v Speaker 4>formed the base of the Smithsonian's egg collection, climbed a

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<v Speaker 4>tree for some hobbyist egg thievery and was rightfully, if

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<v Speaker 4>you ask me, shot at and scared away, but escaped

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<v Speaker 4>climbing down the tree with a raptor egg in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>And the egg was so big that he had to

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<v Speaker 4>and was willing to rather have his teeth broken to

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<v Speaker 4>get it out of his mouth at like a cloach

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<v Speaker 4>of face. So these were the oologists of your Perhaps

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<v Speaker 4>that's why the term fell out of favor.

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<v Speaker 5>But then the other thing that happened was you had

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<v Speaker 5>the advent of things like cameras, and suddenly, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>people you could make an argument that you didn't need

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<v Speaker 5>the specimen per se if you could take a picture

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<v Speaker 5>of the eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>So do you think that if you're not out actively

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<v Speaker 4>collecting and studying eggs, then you're not an oologist?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think so. I like to describe it actually

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<v Speaker 5>as an interesting way. I think from the perspective of humans,

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<v Speaker 5>which is that in some level it's like pediatrics. Right,

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<v Speaker 5>So here's this field where people study children, and this

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<v Speaker 5>is a field where people studied eggs. But it's a

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<v Speaker 5>specialization within pediatrics, right, a specific thing. And I think

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<v Speaker 5>that in part it was just because collecting eggs kind

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<v Speaker 5>of literally fell out of favor, and so the termology

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<v Speaker 5>actually fell by the wayside. At some point, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think it's time to resurrect it.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that's actually I mean there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>science that can be done with eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So tell me about the collection you have, and

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<v Speaker 4>what do you like about eggs, because I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>you have to be into them in order to study them.

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<v Speaker 4>I think aptitude is backed by passion, I'm guessing. So

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<v Speaker 4>what is it about birds and bird eggs that you

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<v Speaker 4>that you love or that you're drawn to?

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<v Speaker 5>So what I'd say, I think it's interesting to say.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, eggs themselves are just beautiful things in nature,

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<v Speaker 5>for one thing. But when you look at these collections,

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<v Speaker 5>you start realizing that they're incredibly valuable pieces of our

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<v Speaker 5>understanding of early natural history. So one of the things

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<v Speaker 5>I always like to say to people is that you

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<v Speaker 5>go back to our collections of bird specimens from the

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<v Speaker 5>were actually collecting really excellent natural history data, probably tend

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<v Speaker 5>to twenty to thirty years more earlier than a lot

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<v Speaker 5>As a matter of fact, one of the things we're

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<v Speaker 4>So it's kind of like the thank you for the

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<v Speaker 4>nest plundering. Back then you monocled aerolix, But yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't do that now. That's not a pastime. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>all of those amateur egg collections are very helpful.

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<v Speaker 5>So, for instance, we can look at nest laying dates

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<v Speaker 5>region laying their eggs at different times than they were historically,

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<v Speaker 5>and it looks like the dates of laying have advanced actually,

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<v Speaker 4>So climate change is a biggie, as are the effects

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<v Speaker 4>of pesticides and pollutants. So one huge detective story is

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<v Speaker 5>were collected in the eighteen nineties in North Dakota. Wow,

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<v Speaker 5>and paragon falcons in the nineteen sixties, along with ospreys

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<v Speaker 5>and bald eagles, had their populations plummeted, and paragon falcons

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<v Speaker 5>and scientists thought that this pesticide DDT was causing the

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<v Speaker 5>host nineteen sixty during the DTI era use and they

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<v Speaker 5>were able to show that they were demonstrably s thinner

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<v Speaker 5>like to point out is that you know, this guy

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<v Speaker 5>that collected these things, this guy Foresight in nineteen seventeen,

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<v Speaker 5>had no idea dead forty fifty years later his eggs

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<v Speaker 4>And so no, it's so cool to see current research

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<v Speaker 5>One hundred years exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So just think some of the citizen science that you

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<v Speaker 4>plants existed before the robots that we download our consciousness

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<v Speaker 4>to make toilets and then darken the sky with clean

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<v Speaker 4>coal emissions. Is that too dark?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>When they would collect the eggs, would they blow the

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<v Speaker 4>eggs out or would they just rot? What was happening?

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<v Speaker 4>Would they call? Okay? They'd hollow them out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? So yeah? Right? So I yes. They would put

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<v Speaker 5>and they would carefully inject a little bit of air

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<v Speaker 5>and once you do that, you can blow the contents out

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<v Speaker 5>of a very small hole and you're left with the

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<v Speaker 4>Can you explain to me how an egg is formed?

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<v Speaker 4>Because it is kind of odd to be like, Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a bird, I'm soft, a fluffy, and then bink,

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<v Speaker 4>there's this hard thing that comes out of your cloaca.

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<v Speaker 4>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Basically, the female has this developing ovum and her

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<v Speaker 5>oviduct and it goes down and there's a glands that

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<v Speaker 5>produce the shell material and it gradually rotates and forms

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<v Speaker 5>and you get the production of this perfectly layered, hard

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<v Speaker 5>and yet thin thing covering that developing embryo in an

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<v Speaker 5>incredible way. And then there are all kinds of interesting

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<v Speaker 5>things that happen after that with respect to making the

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<v Speaker 5>eggs colorful or spotted or things like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So is it like layers on a jawbreaker, like

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<v Speaker 4>layer after layer of like this cow wosium or is

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<v Speaker 4>it like one layer of shell that happens at once.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. No, it's my understanding of it is it's a

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<v Speaker 5>layer thing, and they actually is there going down the oviduct,

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<v Speaker 5>the shell gland is actually putting it, layering on that

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<v Speaker 5>material so that when it comes out it's it's a

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<v Speaker 5>perfectly formed egg.

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<v Speaker 4>And then where is the air brushing station in the

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<v Speaker 4>oviduct like or where are they putting on the speckles?

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<v Speaker 4>And like the robin egg blue colors.

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<v Speaker 5>It's done in the as it's passing along through the

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<v Speaker 5>kloaca and in the oviduct. And there are these melonin

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<v Speaker 5>producing glands that are cells that will actually make the color.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's something that actually some of the aspects of

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<v Speaker 5>that are still debated by scientists. We don't know how

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<v Speaker 4>And I understand, like, okay, so we're surrounded by these

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful posters of eggs and I understand eggs. It looks

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<v Speaker 4>like granite boom. Is it an egg or a rock?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I can't tell. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>eat it. I get it. But like a bright blue

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<v Speaker 4>robin's egg in a green tree. What's happening there that

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<v Speaker 4>seems so conspicuous?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so quick answer. We don't know, okay, right, but

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<v Speaker 5>there are these eggs. If I showed you eggs of Tinamus,

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<v Speaker 5>which are these neotropical birds that a bunch of species,

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<v Speaker 5>they look like little chickens that run around in either

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<v Speaker 5>enameled eggs that can be anywhere from blue to brown

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<v Speaker 5>to green, and they're just just incredibly enameled. And we

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<v Speaker 5>don't know why they do that. Wow. And one hypothesis,

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<v Speaker 5>which is kind of crazy, would be just they wanted

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<v Speaker 5>that and go, yeah, that's something we should eat.

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<v Speaker 4>And they wanted to look like a weird toy or

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Because I mean, they literally don't look like anything

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<v Speaker 4>So down in the vault, John showed me another egg

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<v Speaker 4>that looked like a prop like, no way did a

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<v Speaker 4>bird button make? Oh my god, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 5>These are these common murin nests eggs, so this cliff

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<v Speaker 5>then they would have been laid by different females such

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<v Speaker 5>you can see these things, like all these little squiggles

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<v Speaker 5>come from the the egg twisting as it's coming down

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<v Speaker 5>the Wow, the overduct, and.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like you just took a sharpie remarker, yeah

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<v Speaker 4>to them. It looks like you you let your like

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<v Speaker 4>four year old nephew color them in, you know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, But like or Jackson Pollock. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>they're gorgeous. Though.

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<v Speaker 5>You can see this one sat for a while and.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh inside of the oviducts.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, inside the overduct and so it gets.

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<v Speaker 4>It gets more of that speckling exactly familiar. Oh, from

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<v Speaker 4>those cells. That's so I never knew that's how it happened.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's so crazy to think of it twisting

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<v Speaker 4>and turning and making those marks. So just squiggling down

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<v Speaker 4>the bird butt canal, getting a streaky paint jo on

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<v Speaker 4>the way. It's so delicately magically gross and beautiful. And

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<v Speaker 4>what about egg shape? Why why are they the shape

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<v Speaker 4>that they are?

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<v Speaker 5>So that's an interesting question that's been studied and published

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<v Speaker 5>on fairly recently, and one of the hypotheses is that

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<v Speaker 5>it's related to body shape at some point. Eggs a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, eggs have a fairly defined shape for the

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<v Speaker 5>most part, but they're really interesting aspects of certain eggs. So,

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<v Speaker 5>for instance, eggs of some of the birds that breed

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<v Speaker 5>on cliffs, like common mirrors and things, are these long

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<v Speaker 5>pointed have a thick base and then a long pointed tip.

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<v Speaker 5>And one of the hypotheses has been that they've evolved

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<v Speaker 5>that way because they're on a cliff face. And if

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<v Speaker 5>you roll that egg on a cliff face, it'll just

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<v Speaker 5>roll in a tight little circle because of its shape. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>some other people have come along and said, now that's

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<v Speaker 5>not what's going on, but that's a plausible explanation for

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<v Speaker 4>And do you eat eggs? I do eat eggs, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So you're not like you don't have a situation where

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, oh, I can't do it right. No, is

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<v Speaker 4>it bad for us to eat chicken eggs?

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<v Speaker 5>So I always like to say that. My pediatrician used

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<v Speaker 5>Oh it really so my mom crazy, Like he would

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<v Speaker 5>come in and say, eggs are good for your son.

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<v Speaker 5>M good. Nope, next year, eggs are bad for you.

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<v Speaker 4>So side note, I was like, yeah, what's up with

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<v Speaker 4>eggs having this like big reputation. So in nineteen sixty eight,

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<v Speaker 4>the American Heart Association advised people not to have more

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<v Speaker 4>than three egg yolks per week. It's like eggs are canceled.

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<v Speaker 4>Unfollow eggs on Twitter, do not invite them to breakfast.

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<v Speaker 4>And then years later some news came out that was like, nah,

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<v Speaker 4>eggs are fine. And then in the last few years,

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<v Speaker 4>this new cholesterol kills campaign came out and that's done

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<v Speaker 4>by an organization called the Truth about Eggs. But that

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<v Speaker 4>turns out to be a vegan advocacy group. So I

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<v Speaker 4>turned to official science papers for some sanity, and there

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<v Speaker 4>was one about how eggs have gotten such a bad

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<v Speaker 4>rap and seriously, they are fine, And I was like Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>cool science paper, I trust you. And then I scrolled

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<v Speaker 4>down to the author bio of this science paper and

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<v Speaker 4>he worked for the egg industry. Good god, eggs. How

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<v Speaker 4>is your pr more complicated than the jfk assassination? This

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<v Speaker 4>is like of the mobs specialized in brunch scrambles. I

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<v Speaker 4>cannot keep track, So I guess if you are at

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<v Speaker 4>risk for heart disease, consult your physician and read some papers,

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<v Speaker 4>and pay attention to who's writing the papers. I may

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<v Speaker 4>be your weird uncle, but I am no doctor. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>John is technically a doctor.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'm not an MD.

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<v Speaker 4>Not that you'll be making a bunch of omelets now,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, But if you were, you'd have to break

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<v Speaker 4>some eggs. But what if it's a museum egg and

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<v Speaker 4>you're an oologist? Have you ever broken an egg and

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<v Speaker 4>been like oh shit?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, so the quick answer is no.

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<v Speaker 4>But back in the cool egg dungeon, John withdraws drawer

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<v Speaker 4>slowly and he tells me a tale of a thousand cringes.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the greatest curators of birds at the Field Museum,

420
00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:10.200
<v Speaker 5>a guy named Mel Trailer, apparently pulled this drawer out

421
00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:13.720
<v Speaker 5>at one point too far and dropped it, and so

422
00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:17.400
<v Speaker 5>even the greatest people can make mistakes. Now, the truth

423
00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:19.559
<v Speaker 5>of the matter is it looks bad, but you're not

424
00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:20.319
<v Speaker 5>really losing it.

425
00:23:20.519 --> 00:23:21.680
<v Speaker 4>You're not losing the data.

426
00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:26.720
<v Speaker 5>But still, I don't even imagine what it was like

427
00:23:26.759 --> 00:23:27.759
<v Speaker 5>today that that happened.

428
00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:29.519
<v Speaker 4>What kind of words do you think came out of

429
00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:29.799
<v Speaker 4>his way?

430
00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:33.799
<v Speaker 5>He was an incredible gentleman, So I bet he's swore

431
00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:34.319
<v Speaker 5>quite a bit.

432
00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:39.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is devastating. And so what has been the

433
00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:42.599
<v Speaker 4>rarest or most beautiful specimen that you've seen?

434
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<v Speaker 5>So I think some of the coolest eggs in the

435
00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:49.000
<v Speaker 5>world are belonging to a bird called the Gira cuckoo

436
00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:51.519
<v Speaker 5>from South America, and there are these incredible eggs that

437
00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:55.359
<v Speaker 5>they lay in big numbers. They're cooperative breeders, and I'm

438
00:23:55.400 --> 00:23:58.279
<v Speaker 5>not exactly sure some of their relatives actually have multiple

439
00:23:58.279 --> 00:24:01.359
<v Speaker 5>females on the same territory and they'll they'll actually throw

440
00:24:01.359 --> 00:24:04.200
<v Speaker 5>eggs out on average, but they'll end up with a

441
00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:08.680
<v Speaker 5>mixed nest of multiple eggs of different females. And these

442
00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:11.039
<v Speaker 5>guys have so they'll have up to ten or twelve

443
00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:13.519
<v Speaker 5>eggs in the nest and they start off with this

444
00:24:13.640 --> 00:24:17.039
<v Speaker 5>white powder but around them but it's a blue egg,

445
00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:19.200
<v Speaker 5>and so over time the blue wears off, and it

446
00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:21.359
<v Speaker 5>wears off in this kind of patchwork fashion that just

447
00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:23.440
<v Speaker 5>gives a really beautiful color. Oooho.

448
00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:27.039
<v Speaker 4>So they have almost like an like an opposite pan patina.

449
00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:28.319
<v Speaker 5>All yes, exactly.

450
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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow. So later on the tour I got a

451
00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:33.680
<v Speaker 4>chance to see these bad boys and they're this lovely

452
00:24:34.440 --> 00:24:39.480
<v Speaker 4>minty aqua color like a tourmaline blue with white patterns overlaid,

453
00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:42.759
<v Speaker 4>and it was like a gas pathon. They're gorgeous. I mean,

454
00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:45.160
<v Speaker 4>they look like ceramic because we just don't ever have

455
00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:47.480
<v Speaker 4>an opportunity to see a lot of these right, you

456
00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:49.279
<v Speaker 4>know ever, because when are you going to come across

457
00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:53.480
<v Speaker 4>a cliff nest or you know, something that's thirty feet

458
00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:57.160
<v Speaker 4>off the ground hidden behind leaves, So that geara cuckoo

459
00:24:57.319 --> 00:25:00.400
<v Speaker 4>with the gorgeous eggs is sneaky and she leaves them

460
00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:04.000
<v Speaker 4>in nests that are not hers. A bunch of cuckoo

461
00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:06.799
<v Speaker 4>birds do this, and then their babies hatch, and then

462
00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:09.559
<v Speaker 4>they bump out the other babies and the parents just

463
00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:12.119
<v Speaker 4>don't even seem to notice that all of their babies

464
00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:15.960
<v Speaker 4>are gone, and they now have one giant baby that

465
00:25:16.039 --> 00:25:19.319
<v Speaker 4>does not look like them. Such gossip, and then this

466
00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:22.039
<v Speaker 4>bamboozlry happens with other species.

467
00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:26.920
<v Speaker 5>Of course, these are annis, which are these blackbirds from

468
00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:29.680
<v Speaker 5>the tropics, which are cuckoo relatives, and so they're and

469
00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:33.240
<v Speaker 5>these are these ones that have these nests that multiple

470
00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:39.000
<v Speaker 5>females in the group will lay in. Yeah, with the

471
00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:43.359
<v Speaker 5>caveat being that apparently there's a older female that'll come

472
00:25:43.400 --> 00:25:46.440
<v Speaker 5>along and throw most of the eggs out over time

473
00:25:46.519 --> 00:25:49.079
<v Speaker 5>and then lay most of hers in there, but not

474
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:51.160
<v Speaker 5>on anyways, what a bitch?

475
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<v Speaker 4>Are there any eggs that you know of that are

476
00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:56.880
<v Speaker 4>like so valuable monetarily wise, like, are there any that

477
00:25:56.920 --> 00:25:58.400
<v Speaker 4>are like underglass?

478
00:25:58.559 --> 00:25:59.759
<v Speaker 5>And well if I if.

479
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:02.599
<v Speaker 4>I, yeah, that's true, you would have Actually.

480
00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:06.799
<v Speaker 5>We have a plaster cast downstairs of an elephant bird

481
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:10.920
<v Speaker 5>from Madagascar, which is a bird that was these one

482
00:26:10.960 --> 00:26:13.279
<v Speaker 5>of these giant flightless things that was living in Madagascar

483
00:26:13.319 --> 00:26:15.720
<v Speaker 5>up until the time the first humans got there. And

484
00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:19.599
<v Speaker 5>the beaches in Madagascar some places are littered with small

485
00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:23.039
<v Speaker 5>pieces of elephant bird eggshell, and there are a few

486
00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:27.319
<v Speaker 5>elephant bird eggs that have been found whole, and a

487
00:26:27.319 --> 00:26:30.319
<v Speaker 5>lot of those are in museums. And my understanding is

488
00:26:30.319 --> 00:26:33.519
<v Speaker 5>those are worth sometimes upwards of thirty to fifty thousand dollars.

489
00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:34.519
<v Speaker 4>That's a lot of money for it.

490
00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:36.519
<v Speaker 5>But I think of many omelets. Those things would have made.

491
00:26:36.359 --> 00:26:38.839
<v Speaker 4>So many omelets, which is probably why they are extinct.

492
00:26:39.160 --> 00:26:43.559
<v Speaker 4>Exactly right, what's the biggest egg you have ever cracked?

493
00:26:43.880 --> 00:26:45.640
<v Speaker 4>I once tried to eat an emu egg and it

494
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:46.640
<v Speaker 4>required a hack.

495
00:26:46.680 --> 00:26:47.839
<v Speaker 5>Saw was that any good?

496
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:52.119
<v Speaker 4>It was very rich, it was huge, it was overwhelming.

497
00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:54.240
<v Speaker 4>But we whipped it up and made an omelet and

498
00:26:54.240 --> 00:26:57.079
<v Speaker 4>it was like the most buttery, kind of fatty, tasty one.

499
00:26:57.079 --> 00:27:00.759
<v Speaker 4>But it was like huge. It looked like a avocado.

500
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. So I have to admit that that most of

501
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:06.759
<v Speaker 5>my time has been spent with chicken eggs in terms

502
00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:09.799
<v Speaker 5>of actually cooking and eating. So I'm trying to think

503
00:27:09.799 --> 00:27:12.559
<v Speaker 5>if I've ever actually I think I ever have actually

504
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:19.599
<v Speaker 5>eating another bird's egg species. Not even I have once

505
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:21.000
<v Speaker 5>kind a duck or Yeah.

506
00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:24.880
<v Speaker 4>Really, I once had deviled quails eggs, which was weird.

507
00:27:24.920 --> 00:27:27.400
<v Speaker 4>I just felt like a giant because they're so little.

508
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:30.319
<v Speaker 4>But how do you take your eggs?

509
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:30.960
<v Speaker 5>Over? Easy?

510
00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:32.720
<v Speaker 4>So does that mean runny yolk?

511
00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:33.200
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

512
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:35.680
<v Speaker 4>Why does that gross me out? But it doesn't gross

513
00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:36.039
<v Speaker 4>other people?

514
00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:36.200
<v Speaker 5>Out.

515
00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:37.119
<v Speaker 4>Should I be grossed out?

516
00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:39.599
<v Speaker 5>It's supposed to soak up what's in what's left in

517
00:27:39.640 --> 00:27:41.279
<v Speaker 5>the plate. If you've got potatoes in the plate, it

518
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:42.720
<v Speaker 5>like makes the potatoes taste better.

519
00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:44.519
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why. I don't know why. There's something

520
00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:46.839
<v Speaker 4>that grosses me out about it. Okay, So another thing

521
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:51.359
<v Speaker 4>that grosses people out the kalaisa. Now these two coily

522
00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:56.440
<v Speaker 4>white threads that are attached to the yolk. What are they?

523
00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:59.279
<v Speaker 4>What are they? Okay, there's just nothing much, just ropes

524
00:27:59.319 --> 00:28:03.160
<v Speaker 4>of protein. They're actually markers of a fresh egg since

525
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:06.279
<v Speaker 4>they kind of disappear as it ages. But why are

526
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:10.920
<v Speaker 4>they there, like tiny slimy party streamers. Well, they suspend

527
00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:13.279
<v Speaker 4>the yolk in the middle of the egg, kind of

528
00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:17.200
<v Speaker 4>like the slingshot ride at the County Fair. But depending

529
00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:21.640
<v Speaker 4>on how you personally feel about egg protein squiggles and

530
00:28:21.839 --> 00:28:25.240
<v Speaker 4>carnival rides, one may have more screaming than the other.

531
00:28:31.279 --> 00:28:34.359
<v Speaker 4>Also side note, Oh my god, I just went down

532
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:38.599
<v Speaker 4>a hole watching a compilation of like go pro footage

533
00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:43.440
<v Speaker 4>of couples on the slingshot ride, and it was horrifying

534
00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:48.440
<v Speaker 4>and so so amusing. And I only know from the

535
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.359
<v Speaker 4>Gelatology episode that it's funny because we know that like

536
00:28:51.400 --> 00:28:54.319
<v Speaker 4>everyone is safe in the end. But oh my god,

537
00:28:54.519 --> 00:29:00.279
<v Speaker 4>watching adults screaming for their moms on carnival rides is

538
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:05.319
<v Speaker 4>something else. Wow, oh my god. Also never ever going

539
00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:08.799
<v Speaker 4>on that ever. Okay, back to egg boogers. I need

540
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:10.799
<v Speaker 4>to get over it because other people seem to love it.

541
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:12.880
<v Speaker 4>But for some reason, the yolk, the yolk is what

542
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:15.680
<v Speaker 4>the chick eats inside the egg. Correct or is the

543
00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:16.160
<v Speaker 4>yolk the.

544
00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:18.759
<v Speaker 5>Chick the yolk is the is what it's going to eat.

545
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:21.799
<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, so that's that would be the baby chick's food.

546
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:24.759
<v Speaker 4>So I should be okay with eating that, right, right.

547
00:29:24.680 --> 00:29:27.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, except that, of course that's the stuff that my

548
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:29.200
<v Speaker 5>pediatrician was always worried about every other.

549
00:29:29.160 --> 00:29:33.640
<v Speaker 4>Year, the cholesterol AND's up. When you're cracking hard boiled eggs.

550
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:37.039
<v Speaker 4>Do you have a better strategy because you understand the

551
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:38.599
<v Speaker 4>mechanics and the anatomy of eggs.

552
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:40.559
<v Speaker 5>No, that's one of those things that you just go

553
00:29:40.680 --> 00:29:44.480
<v Speaker 5>for literally, like I think, and it's a satisfying thing

554
00:29:44.519 --> 00:29:48.119
<v Speaker 5>because it's in the end you have something like solid

555
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:49.880
<v Speaker 5>in your hand that you can eat. I think actually

556
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:54.359
<v Speaker 5>cracking raw eggs is more of an artistic technique that

557
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:55.599
<v Speaker 5>I've never fully developed.

558
00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:58.119
<v Speaker 4>I know the people that can do one in each hand.

559
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:00.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, those people, like how do you learn that?

560
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:03.519
<v Speaker 4>Masters? They should be oologists to be honest. They need

561
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:05.720
<v Speaker 4>to take up the term as well. And now, how

562
00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:08.519
<v Speaker 4>many eggs do you guys have at the Field Museum

563
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:09.240
<v Speaker 4>in collections?

564
00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:12.400
<v Speaker 5>So the actual number is probably on the order of

565
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:13.799
<v Speaker 5>about one hundred thousand.

566
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:14.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

567
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:19.039
<v Speaker 5>But see, so the interesting thing about eggs is in collections,

568
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:21.440
<v Speaker 5>like this is not the number of eggs individually, it's

569
00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:23.720
<v Speaker 5>a number of sets of eggs. And so we have

570
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:28.279
<v Speaker 5>about twenty thousand sets of eggs, which means that the

571
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.279
<v Speaker 5>eggs are laying by a given female at a given time.

572
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.319
<v Speaker 5>And there's what's called clutch size, which is how many

573
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:39.839
<v Speaker 5>eggs they've laid for that nest. And that's actually a

574
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:44.519
<v Speaker 5>truly interesting thing about avian biology because there's lots of variations.

575
00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:47.400
<v Speaker 5>So we were talking about those elephant birds clutch size

576
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:51.640
<v Speaker 5>and elephant birds was two, right, which is, like you said,

577
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:54.839
<v Speaker 5>that's probably why there's no elephant birds left if you

578
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:58.200
<v Speaker 5>think about it. Ostriches are another big flightless bird, and

579
00:30:58.759 --> 00:31:01.640
<v Speaker 5>they have clutch sizes where single actually multiple females lay

580
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:04.440
<v Speaker 5>in the same nest, but they'll be upwards of twenty

581
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.680
<v Speaker 5>eggs in the nest because these female lays ten to

582
00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:11.160
<v Speaker 5>eleven and they're basically just hedging their bets with respect

583
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:13.880
<v Speaker 5>to producing their young because a lot of them are

584
00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:16.039
<v Speaker 5>gonna get picked off by predators over time.

585
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:18.599
<v Speaker 4>And now they also have super thick shells because they

586
00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:21.920
<v Speaker 4>have to drop like twelve feet from an Ostrich's kloaca

587
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:23.759
<v Speaker 4>to the ground. Right, not quite twelve feet, but you

588
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:24.240
<v Speaker 4>know what I mean.

589
00:31:24.839 --> 00:31:28.359
<v Speaker 5>But the ostrich actually lays them sitting down. Yeah, for

590
00:31:28.400 --> 00:31:30.160
<v Speaker 5>the most part, but they are really thick and like

591
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:33.960
<v Speaker 5>they're used by bushmen of the Kalahari to store water in.

592
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, what a cool perse. I mean talking

593
00:31:36.519 --> 00:31:38.559
<v Speaker 4>about a clutch that would be quite an evening clutch,

594
00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:41.759
<v Speaker 4>so they call little evening handbags. You're like, Didna, it's

595
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:42.160
<v Speaker 4>an egg.

596
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:44.240
<v Speaker 5>I'd be willing to bet that's been done.

597
00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:48.720
<v Speaker 4>Just FOI, Yes, it has been done. Is there any

598
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:52.319
<v Speaker 4>flim flam about eggs that you'd like to debunk? Any

599
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:55.799
<v Speaker 4>myths about eggs that You're like, that is not how

600
00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:56.240
<v Speaker 4>it is.

601
00:31:56.519 --> 00:31:57.799
<v Speaker 5>Myths about eggs.

602
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:02.200
<v Speaker 4>Bunnies don't lay them, despite Eastern they don't.

603
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:03.640
<v Speaker 5>That's absolutely true.

604
00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:06.839
<v Speaker 4>Do you love springtime because of the egg imagery or

605
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:09.359
<v Speaker 4>are you like, come on, guys, no.

606
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:11.839
<v Speaker 5>Because it gets really weird because of the bunny aspect

607
00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:14.200
<v Speaker 5>of it. I think that confuses the biology. I think.

608
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:16.319
<v Speaker 5>I think Easter egg hunting is great. I think Easter

609
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:19.039
<v Speaker 5>egg dyeing is great. The whole buddy aspect of it

610
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:21.480
<v Speaker 5>really gets messed up, right, So I don't know how

611
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 5>that happened.

612
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:26.079
<v Speaker 4>But how do you feel about platy pie and mammals

613
00:32:26.079 --> 00:32:27.039
<v Speaker 4>that lay duckt off bill?

614
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:29.680
<v Speaker 5>See, that's that's cool because they're just trying to be birds.

615
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:31.359
<v Speaker 4>Right, Well, how did they even how did that even

616
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:31.839
<v Speaker 4>come about?

617
00:32:31.960 --> 00:32:34.799
<v Speaker 5>That's a good question if from an evolutionary standpoint, it

618
00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:40.279
<v Speaker 5>would be potentially a really retained characteristic from their ancestry

619
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:41.839
<v Speaker 5>with reptiles.

620
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:45.319
<v Speaker 4>And now reptiles, were they the og when it comes

621
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:48.480
<v Speaker 4>to egg laying? And then I mean because birds reptiles

622
00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:52.119
<v Speaker 4>similar evolutionary pathway dinosaurs.

623
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:52.720
<v Speaker 5>I mean birds are dinosaurs.

624
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:53.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, birds are dinosaurs.

625
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:56.920
<v Speaker 5>So we're looking at just I think birds are just

626
00:32:56.960 --> 00:32:57.839
<v Speaker 5>better dinosaurs.

627
00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:00.440
<v Speaker 4>I think, I mean they It's funny because for so

628
00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:02.599
<v Speaker 4>long it's like dinosaurs are extinct, and they're like, no,

629
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:07.079
<v Speaker 4>they're not. There's a pigeon done. It's boom. Also, where

630
00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:08.480
<v Speaker 4>do pigeons have nests?

631
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:11.599
<v Speaker 5>They nest on little ledges and stuff. But that's a

632
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<v Speaker 5>really great observation because as many pigeons as there are

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<v Speaker 5>in like the city of Chicago, I almost never see

634
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<v Speaker 5>a nest. And then the other thing is that so

635
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<v Speaker 5>they're that group of birds. So the columbu Day, the

636
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<v Speaker 5>family that they belong to, they lay clutches of two.

637
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<v Speaker 5>That's the only that's the total number. And so you

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<v Speaker 5>would think, like, if you're laying two eggs on a ledge,

639
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<v Speaker 5>any predator could come down and eat those things. Yeah,

640
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<v Speaker 5>and they're not particularly tough birds. So how to why

641
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<v Speaker 5>are there so many pigeons?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I have a theory that maybe they

643
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<v Speaker 4>just asexually bud and a feather falls off and then

644
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<v Speaker 4>a whole nother pigeon sprouts around it.

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<v Speaker 5>And the only thing I would say that our argues

646
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<v Speaker 5>against that is I could show you pigeon eggs in

647
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<v Speaker 5>our collection, so we know they do it. Dang it.

648
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<v Speaker 4>There was once I lived in an apartment building and

649
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<v Speaker 4>a pigeon got inside and I did see a pigeon

650
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<v Speaker 4>build a nest inside on the carpet, and I told

651
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<v Speaker 4>my landlords. I was like, Yo, there's a pigeon like

652
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:03.319
<v Speaker 4>inside like on the carpet. And they're like, leave alone,

653
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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, what about bird mites? I feel

654
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<v Speaker 4>like we need to worry about that, like can we

655
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<v Speaker 4>scoot it? So I did see one pigeon nest once,

656
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<v Speaker 4>but it was like one foot away from my door,

657
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<v Speaker 4>inside on a carpet, and that it was just all

658
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<v Speaker 4>kinds of wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>And did you see any pigeon mites? No?

660
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<v Speaker 4>But I think I moved before. Last thing I needed

661
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<v Speaker 4>was bird cooties.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you don't know if that's a whole nothing you should?

663
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<v Speaker 5>You can do a whole other ology on parasitology.

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<v Speaker 4>Because birds have mites.

665
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<v Speaker 5>Oh, we actually go into the field now and we

666
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<v Speaker 5>do an active job of trying to collect them because

667
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<v Speaker 5>they're they're co evolving with the birds essentially, and so

668
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<v Speaker 5>there's some really interesting questions you can ask with mites.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you get a lot of gifts that have eggs

670
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<v Speaker 4>on them? To people say I saw this and I

671
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<v Speaker 4>thought of you.

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<v Speaker 5>I do because we did a book of eggs, and

673
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<v Speaker 5>so people kind of know that I've worked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how many books about eggs do you own? In reference?

675
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<v Speaker 5>So I benefit by being in a place that has

676
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<v Speaker 5>a where our bird library is right down the hall,

677
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<v Speaker 5>and that means I don't have to buy as many

678
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<v Speaker 5>books on eggs. I can actually just go down and

679
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.840
<v Speaker 5>surreptitiously grab them off the shelf and then check them out,

680
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<v Speaker 5>and then the librarians have to come track me down

681
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<v Speaker 5>to get them back.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, you're not too far though, I mean, and

683
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<v Speaker 4>who's going to make better use of a book about

684
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<v Speaker 4>eggs than you?

685
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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's my argument exactly. But when somebody else wants it,

686
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:21.199
<v Speaker 5>they need to be able to find me.

687
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<v Speaker 4>Did you ever have to do the thing in high

688
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<v Speaker 4>school where they gave you an egg and they're like,

689
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<v Speaker 4>don't break it. This is what parenthood is like, did

690
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<v Speaker 4>they ever make you do that?

691
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<v Speaker 5>Oh? I never did that.

692
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:29.599
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they would. I think they used to do that

693
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<v Speaker 4>to scare to scare teenagers away from like becoming parents

694
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<v Speaker 4>too early. Is they'd be like, you have to take

695
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<v Speaker 4>care of this egg for a week and if you

696
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<v Speaker 4>break it, you fail or whatever. So I think it

697
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:40.599
<v Speaker 4>used to be like a which I feel like taking

698
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:43.639
<v Speaker 4>care of an unfertilized chicken egg is a lot easier

699
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<v Speaker 4>than an infant. But what do I know?

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<v Speaker 5>So you know now that you mentioned that, the one

701
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<v Speaker 5>thing I remember like that was daycamp and doing egg tosses.

702
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<v Speaker 5>Oh right, It's like I was always one of those

703
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:56.519
<v Speaker 5>kids that didn't want to break the egg. I did

704
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<v Speaker 5>not want to do it. Some kids didn't care. I

705
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<v Speaker 5>did not want to break the EGGA had an early appreciation.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, if you bought a fertilized chicken egg, like from

707
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<v Speaker 4>Whole Foods because you believed that for some reason fertilized

708
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:09.519
<v Speaker 4>chicken eggs were better, could you take it home, put

709
00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:11.239
<v Speaker 4>it on a heating blanket, and have some chickens in

710
00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:11.920
<v Speaker 4>a couple of weeks?

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<v Speaker 5>Good question, U, I don't know. Yeah, and I wouldn't

712
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<v Speaker 5>want to find out. Actually, to be honest with you,

713
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<v Speaker 5>what do you do? Yeah, exactly if it worked, and

714
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:22.800
<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't buy fertilized chicken eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what is What is the difference of when you're

716
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<v Speaker 4>eating an egg being fertilized or not.

717
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<v Speaker 5>It could be taste or something, I think, But again,

718
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<v Speaker 5>I don't have any intention of finding out anytimes.

719
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<v Speaker 4>I look this up and Apparently you can hatch chickens

720
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<v Speaker 4>from fertilized eggs from like Trader Joe's, provided they're pretty

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<v Speaker 4>fresh and actually fertilized. Have you heard of ballute? Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry me again, just with another quick necessary aside. So ballute?

723
00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:55.840
<v Speaker 4>What is it? Southeast Asian snack often consumed with beer.

724
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<v Speaker 4>It consists of a boiled duck egg. So what's the

725
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<v Speaker 4>big deal?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

727
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<v Speaker 4>So the duck egg was fertile and the baby duck

728
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<v Speaker 4>has been developing for two to three weeks. It has

729
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:08.840
<v Speaker 4>like bones and a beak and stuff, just all boiled

730
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<v Speaker 4>and eaten. But a reminder, lobster was once served as

731
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:17.039
<v Speaker 4>prison food because the idea of eating a sea cockroach

732
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:21.840
<v Speaker 4>was considered disgusting and punishment. And I don't even know

733
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<v Speaker 4>what's in nacho cheese, but I could eat it all

734
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<v Speaker 4>day long. Now, if you've ever boiled a fertilized egg

735
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<v Speaker 4>from the grocery store, you have eaten ballute. Just very

736
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<v Speaker 4>very under ripe, if you will. So ballute? Has John

737
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<v Speaker 4>heard of it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? I have? Oh what do you think about it?

739
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<v Speaker 5>I don't think I would.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I think I'm good without eating ballute.

741
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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>When I first found out what ballute was. I was like,

743
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<v Speaker 4>is this a real thing? Or am I living in

744
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:46.960
<v Speaker 4>a nightmare right now?

745
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:48.880
<v Speaker 5>I think you know, you go around the world and

746
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<v Speaker 5>people do a lot of interesting I know things.

747
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:55.079
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I've eaten shrimp eyeballs, so whatever you know it,

748
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<v Speaker 4>I didn't. I did it for a dollar, So that

749
00:37:58.119 --> 00:37:58.960
<v Speaker 4>part of it was good.

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00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:01.559
<v Speaker 5>There you go to see what would somebody have to

751
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<v Speaker 5>pay me to eat a balloon? Yeah? How much? See

752
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<v Speaker 5>I'm not coming up with an easy number there.

753
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<v Speaker 4>Two thousand dollars now would do it? Okay? I know

754
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.000
<v Speaker 4>how many bites you'd have to eat the whole thing though?

755
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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Two?

756
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<v Speaker 4>All right, so that's your going right for.

757
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<v Speaker 5>Eating you paid? That was that hard it? We can

758
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<v Speaker 5>sure you are two thousand dollars on me in a balloon.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to really set it up like you gotta

760
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<v Speaker 4>you gotta have it like it's your wedding day, like

761
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<v Speaker 4>and send out invites. Everyone's informal where like we're gonna

762
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<v Speaker 4>get them to eat the balloon.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the Twitter age, it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I have some questions from listeners, can I ask you?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes you can?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, some of them are for my dad, hi'd ad.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, your questions, but this first question, though, is from

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<v Speaker 4>Neo Williams and it's a good one, one than has

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<v Speaker 4>plagued me ever since. Songwriter Joe Riposo posed it on

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<v Speaker 4>Sesame Street Orange Jumpers. The chicken or the egg? What

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<v Speaker 4>came first?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, good question, I mean I guess the egg. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>it's just funny because if you look at chicken as

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<v Speaker 5>a common name for gallas gallas, which is a bird,

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<v Speaker 5>and dinosaurs, the ancestors of chickens laid eggs. Then the

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<v Speaker 5>egg came before the chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>Is we figured it out?

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<v Speaker 5>There we go.

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<v Speaker 4>God, everything in my life is so much easier now.

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<v Speaker 5>I get a lot of letters about that.

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<v Speaker 4>I well, and you know what, I'll be like, why

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<v Speaker 4>don't you console the noologist? I have one. He's right here.

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<v Speaker 4>Jerry Davis wants to know are there any eggs that

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<v Speaker 4>are poisonous to eat?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, that's an interesting question. I don't know the quick

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<v Speaker 5>answer to that's no, not that I can think of.

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<v Speaker 5>We were just talking about some of the today, some

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<v Speaker 5>of the other you know, like there's a bird that

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<v Speaker 5>was found to be poisonous in New Guinea called a

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<v Speaker 5>pit WHOI But it's it's because it eats beetles and

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<v Speaker 5>is able to sequester the poisons. But it's eggs I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think would be poisonous.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, good to know where to gobba hooey.

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<v Speaker 5>But who are you? Whoey Pita hooey pita whoy.

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<v Speaker 4>Spencer Tod wants to know, is a breakfast chicken egg

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<v Speaker 4>really only one cell?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? Really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep it's one cell?

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<v Speaker 5>Ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Where's the nucleus and the ribosomes and the organelles and stuff?

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<v Speaker 5>So they're they're they're there, And I mean this is

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<v Speaker 5>like the Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess that makes sense because of like, any egg

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<v Speaker 4>that a female of any species produces one.

844
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<v Speaker 5>Cell is one cell. Oh that's weird.

845
00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:37.840
<v Speaker 4>Oh I've never thought about that.

846
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:38.400
<v Speaker 5>That's awesome.

847
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:42.599
<v Speaker 4>Sarah Michelle wants to discuss century eggs. How did they

848
00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:44.480
<v Speaker 4>get started? Do you have you heard about these?

849
00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:47.920
<v Speaker 5>So these are these ones that have been sitting around

850
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:51.760
<v Speaker 5>for a long time that for various likes of time,

851
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.559
<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean, probably started because just somebody

852
00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:56.000
<v Speaker 5>had an egg and forgot to eat it and then

853
00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:58.360
<v Speaker 5>found it again and just said, wow, I'm gonna eat it.

854
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:00.559
<v Speaker 5>It's like, what I would tell them is that doesn't

855
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:02.440
<v Speaker 5>make it a good idea. It's like.

856
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:07.320
<v Speaker 4>Someone yeah, ray A Kisha asks the same thing, how

857
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:10.400
<v Speaker 4>can I deter my husband from eating one hundred year eggs? Barf?

858
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:11.960
<v Speaker 4>So I got to look that up. But just because

859
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:13.679
<v Speaker 4>you can do it doesn't mean you should. Now I

860
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:17.000
<v Speaker 4>was not familiar with Chinese century eggs, but they're traditionally

861
00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:20.960
<v Speaker 4>made by coating duck or chicken eggs in salt, alkaline,

862
00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:24.519
<v Speaker 4>clay and rice holes, and then they're left to ferment

863
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:28.639
<v Speaker 4>for a few weeks. Now. The alkaline addition creates this

864
00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:32.760
<v Speaker 4>black jelly like egg white and a creamy kind of

865
00:43:32.880 --> 00:43:35.880
<v Speaker 4>dark green egg yolk. They have a lot of aliases.

866
00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:38.960
<v Speaker 4>They've been called one hundred year eggs, thousand year eggs,

867
00:43:39.440 --> 00:43:43.960
<v Speaker 4>also millennium eggs, all of them in exaggeration. They're really

868
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:47.000
<v Speaker 4>only fermenting a few weeks now. One name, which may

869
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:50.639
<v Speaker 4>or may not be an exaggeration, the Thaie term translates

870
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:54.880
<v Speaker 4>to horse urine egg. Due to this spell, I cannot

871
00:43:55.199 --> 00:43:59.199
<v Speaker 4>verify the veracity of that comparison. Ken John, Well.

872
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:02.679
<v Speaker 5>Again, you give me two thousand bucks, and now we're talking.

873
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:04.719
<v Speaker 4>I love that You're going right, you know, switch from

874
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:08.199
<v Speaker 4>a bird researcher to just a daredevil bird bird egg eater.

875
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:10.440
<v Speaker 4>Brook Bosone wants to know what's the smallest egg in

876
00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:11.559
<v Speaker 4>the world. Is it a hummingbird?

877
00:44:11.800 --> 00:44:14.119
<v Speaker 5>It? It'll be one of the hummingbirds, and there are

878
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:16.800
<v Speaker 5>enough small hummingbirds that probably have similar to sized eggs.

879
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:18.960
<v Speaker 5>The smallest hummingbird in the world is a bee hummingbird

880
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:21.840
<v Speaker 5>from Cuba. And you know, the amazing thing there is

881
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:26.000
<v Speaker 5>they have clutch sizes of two and the egg of

882
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:28.599
<v Speaker 5>a bee hummingbird would take up a large amount of

883
00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:30.239
<v Speaker 5>the you know, as we said, it's one cell, and

884
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:33.480
<v Speaker 5>it's a large amount of the internal space in a

885
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:34.960
<v Speaker 5>female bee hummingbird.

886
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:36.440
<v Speaker 4>So is it just like the size of a tic

887
00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:38.400
<v Speaker 4>tac bigger than it?

888
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:40.800
<v Speaker 5>Actually looks very much like a tictac. That's exactly what

889
00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:41.280
<v Speaker 5>you think.

890
00:44:41.559 --> 00:44:44.000
<v Speaker 4>I got a chance to see some on the Vault

891
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:47.360
<v Speaker 4>tour and yep, they're just like a scoch, larger than

892
00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:50.800
<v Speaker 4>a tic tac, but way smaller than a mento. They

893
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:54.079
<v Speaker 4>are zero percent refreshing. Do not eat them on a date.

894
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:56.920
<v Speaker 5>And so here are the chicklets. That's a black chin

895
00:44:57.000 --> 00:44:58.559
<v Speaker 5>hummingbird from Arizona.

896
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:02.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, I've definitely eaten breath.

897
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:05.440
<v Speaker 5>Mian's larger than that, exactly. Oh my god. How cute

898
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:07.800
<v Speaker 5>and tiny, which reminds me of an old joke from

899
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:09.800
<v Speaker 5>when I was a kid, which was but did the

900
00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:11.920
<v Speaker 5>hummingbirds say when he laid an ostrich egg? When she

901
00:45:11.960 --> 00:45:13.599
<v Speaker 5>laid an ostrich egg? What out?

902
00:45:17.679 --> 00:45:21.159
<v Speaker 4>That actually segues perfectly into Katie CoP's question. Here's a

903
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:23.760
<v Speaker 4>stupid question. Just laying an egg hurt? Like it hurts

904
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:26.199
<v Speaker 4>for a woman human woman to give birth, but we

905
00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:27.440
<v Speaker 4>don't do it a few times a week.

906
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:31.159
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I was actually looking as I prepped for this.

907
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:35.000
<v Speaker 5>And you know, our modern chickens we eat five billion

908
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:39.920
<v Speaker 5>eggs a year in the US alone. Wow, and the

909
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:42.880
<v Speaker 5>average chicken produces like three hundred and sixty.

910
00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:43.960
<v Speaker 4>Or something, yeah, like almost daily?

911
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:46.119
<v Speaker 5>Right, yeah, I mean just like it's incredible, and so

912
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:51.079
<v Speaker 5>does it hurt? I mean, I don't know. It's not

913
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:54.159
<v Speaker 5>the same as childbirth in humans.

914
00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:57.960
<v Speaker 4>Right, in childbirth we have real messed up pelvises, like

915
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:01.440
<v Speaker 4>our pelvis is are not These are not so great.

916
00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:07.480
<v Speaker 4>See the Ologies episodes on Primatology and Gynecology for more

917
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:09.679
<v Speaker 4>on that. Did you ever see the movie cool Hand, Luke?

918
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:13.039
<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh, you know, yes you did. What do you

919
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:14.559
<v Speaker 5>think I like? Cool Hand, Luke?

920
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:15.800
<v Speaker 4>What about the egg eating part?

921
00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:17.639
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? It it never bothered me.

922
00:46:18.039 --> 00:46:20.599
<v Speaker 1>Really, nobody ever eat fifty eggs?

923
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:21.599
<v Speaker 7>Hey, baba, luguts.

924
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:24.320
<v Speaker 5>We got a bed here. My boss said he can

925
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:26.320
<v Speaker 5>make fifty eggs. He ate fifty eggs.

926
00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Just thinking about that sometimes when I make like a

927
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:31.360
<v Speaker 4>lot of like a clutch if you will, of hard

928
00:46:31.400 --> 00:46:34.239
<v Speaker 4>boiled eggs, sometimes I think about that and I think, oh.

929
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:36.559
<v Speaker 5>God, see I think it was Rocky's the same way

930
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:38.760
<v Speaker 5>where he comes in after the run, and just like

931
00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:39.960
<v Speaker 5>so I would never do that.

932
00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:41.360
<v Speaker 4>The funny thing is if you asked me to eat

933
00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:44.119
<v Speaker 4>an undercooked egg, a raw egg, I'd be like absolutely no,

934
00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:45.719
<v Speaker 4>get out of my face. But if you asked me

935
00:46:45.719 --> 00:46:47.679
<v Speaker 4>to eat cookie dough which contains them, I'm like, sign

936
00:46:47.719 --> 00:46:49.639
<v Speaker 4>me up. I'm there right, what's the deal?

937
00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:51.599
<v Speaker 5>It's completely illogical.

938
00:46:51.159 --> 00:46:54.000
<v Speaker 4>Mind never matter. Todd McLaren actually asks what's your favorite

939
00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:58.320
<v Speaker 4>egg art? Ukrainian Easter egg, Madieira lace egg, Faberge egg.

940
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:03.119
<v Speaker 5>Oh. I think the those Ukrainian eggs are like incredible,

941
00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:06.119
<v Speaker 5>really beautiful, really amazing pieces of artwork.

942
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:12.320
<v Speaker 4>So these Ukrainian eggs or pisanka are ornately detailed using

943
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:15.599
<v Speaker 4>milten beeswax, and they just keep dunking them and die

944
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:19.239
<v Speaker 4>over and over again. And yes, there is a museum

945
00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:22.920
<v Speaker 4>to pasanka eggs in Eastern Europe in case you're into that.

946
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Now onto a very special question from someone who is

947
00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:31.119
<v Speaker 4>technically your grandpod Larry Ward aka my Pops. He wants

948
00:47:31.159 --> 00:47:34.639
<v Speaker 4>to know how are snake eggs incubated? Does the mom

949
00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:36.079
<v Speaker 4>or dad snakes sit on them?

950
00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:41.159
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? They do. Actually, yeah, they provide some bit. But

951
00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:46.119
<v Speaker 5>it's funny because that's a good question. Actually we need

952
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:49.000
<v Speaker 5>a herpetologist, yeah, in the sense that because they're ectotherms.

953
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:51.599
<v Speaker 4>So for this I brought out the big guns and

954
00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:54.119
<v Speaker 4>buy guns, I mean snakes, and I reached out to

955
00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:59.159
<v Speaker 4>doctor David Stein of the herpetology episode aka Alongside Wild

956
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:03.599
<v Speaker 4>on Twitter, and he responded swiftly and with informational precision.

957
00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:07.000
<v Speaker 4>He said, not all snakes lay eggs, but of those

958
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:10.239
<v Speaker 4>in two the vast majority lay them and leave. They

959
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:14.000
<v Speaker 4>just incubate on their own. Now, pythons are a notable exception.

960
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.719
<v Speaker 4>They coil around the eggs and they can use muscle

961
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:20.519
<v Speaker 4>contractions to generate heat. So I like to think of

962
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:24.079
<v Speaker 4>pythons doing like a twitchy dance, like let's hatch these

963
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:28.199
<v Speaker 4>dang babies. So thanks for the question, Pops. Alicia Mansfield

964
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:31.440
<v Speaker 4>asked what causes color variations and eggs of the same species,

965
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:34.079
<v Speaker 4>for example, chicken eggs coming in brown, white, or blue.

966
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:38.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's a I mean, some of it's just individual variation.

967
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:43.360
<v Speaker 5>And so there's some kind of genetic variation in the DNA. Well,

968
00:48:43.400 --> 00:48:45.960
<v Speaker 5>I guess the DNA that's producing the compounds that are

969
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:49.639
<v Speaker 5>being deposited on the shells eventually. But there are these birds,

970
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:53.239
<v Speaker 5>like these common mirrors, where they've actually evolved the capacity.

971
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:56.880
<v Speaker 5>It's of their nesting on colonies on these cliffs and

972
00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:01.360
<v Speaker 5>everybody looks alike, and so the have the ability to

973
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:05.480
<v Speaker 5>lay unique looking eggs that can be completely different looking

974
00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:07.920
<v Speaker 5>from the bird right next to them, and that allows

975
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.960
<v Speaker 5>them to imprint on those eggs and then find them

976
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:11.960
<v Speaker 5>when they fly to and from the colony to eat.

977
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:13.320
<v Speaker 5>It's an incredibly cool thing.

978
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:13.599
<v Speaker 4>Wow.

979
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:17.079
<v Speaker 5>And they're still trying to do the research. So they're

980
00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:21.639
<v Speaker 5>trying to figure out whether females lay the same kind

981
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:24.239
<v Speaker 5>of eggs from year to year. Oh, so, whether that's

982
00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:27.360
<v Speaker 5>a genetically encoded pattern, And those are really interesting questions.

983
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:29.519
<v Speaker 4>That's great. I never even thought about that. Like when

984
00:49:29.519 --> 00:49:33.320
<v Speaker 4>you see speckled eggs that maybe look like granite, Yeah,

985
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:36.039
<v Speaker 4>are those carbon copies of each other? Every time or

986
00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:37.320
<v Speaker 4>are the speckles in different places.

987
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:39.320
<v Speaker 5>I used to think that it probably was. There was

988
00:49:39.320 --> 00:49:44.480
<v Speaker 5>probably a lot of variation that was genetically based. It

989
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:47.719
<v Speaker 5>may very well be that most of it's just randomly

990
00:49:48.000 --> 00:49:51.400
<v Speaker 5>involved with how fast they're passing through the kloaca at

991
00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:54.760
<v Speaker 5>the time, and you know when they come out. It's

992
00:49:54.920 --> 00:49:58.039
<v Speaker 5>literally just something different every time, and the birds can

993
00:49:58.079 --> 00:49:59.840
<v Speaker 5>imprint on it and then find it the next time.

994
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:04.239
<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's so fascinating. Also fascinating, of course how people

995
00:50:04.280 --> 00:50:08.119
<v Speaker 4>treat and eat their eggs all over the globe. I'm

996
00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:11.840
<v Speaker 4>told that also, you don't have to refrigerate eggs in Europe.

997
00:50:11.920 --> 00:50:13.119
<v Speaker 4>You just leave your eggs on the counter.

998
00:50:14.519 --> 00:50:16.519
<v Speaker 5>Those Europeans, I know, they leave.

999
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:18.800
<v Speaker 4>Their butter on the counter. They have healthcare. They're crazy.

1000
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:21.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, I mean I but I when I was

1001
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:24.119
<v Speaker 5>working in Brazil the first time people used to leave

1002
00:50:24.159 --> 00:50:26.079
<v Speaker 5>mayonnaise i' refrigerated out in the forest.

1003
00:50:26.280 --> 00:50:26.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh hell no.

1004
00:50:27.039 --> 00:50:29.440
<v Speaker 5>And after a while I started eating it. It was fine.

1005
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:31.159
<v Speaker 4>Did you lose a lot of weight just because you

1006
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:32.199
<v Speaker 4>were constantly sick?

1007
00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:33.559
<v Speaker 5>No? Really?

1008
00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:37.280
<v Speaker 4>Now, speaking of salmonilla, is that something that you worry about?

1009
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:38.280
<v Speaker 5>Yes?

1010
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:42.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay? Is that now? Salmonilla? It comes maybe from an

1011
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:45.880
<v Speaker 4>infected bird. It comes right down the old poop shoot,

1012
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:47.960
<v Speaker 4>and then you need to wash the eggs to avoid

1013
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:49.079
<v Speaker 4>the salmonilla.

1014
00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:51.599
<v Speaker 5>Right, Yeah, And I think that that that's one thing that's,

1015
00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:55.719
<v Speaker 5>you know, kind of amazing about industry is how well

1016
00:50:55.760 --> 00:51:00.360
<v Speaker 5>they're able to actually keep those things from being issues. Really,

1017
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:03.480
<v Speaker 5>I mean, there's a salmonilla outbreak these days. It's kind

1018
00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:06.079
<v Speaker 5>of stunning how quickly we know about it, and how

1019
00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:08.480
<v Speaker 5>quickly in most cases they figure out exactly where they

1020
00:51:08.480 --> 00:51:08.920
<v Speaker 5>come from.

1021
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:12.320
<v Speaker 4>I know, isn't it crazy? Yes, salmonilla I just found

1022
00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:15.320
<v Speaker 4>this out is the same genus and bacteria that causes

1023
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:18.719
<v Speaker 4>typhoid fever and of course just a whole bunch of

1024
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:21.320
<v Speaker 4>food poisoning. Now it can get on the eggs when

1025
00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:25.280
<v Speaker 4>it passes through the oviduct of a chicken or in

1026
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:29.400
<v Speaker 4>the egg as it's forming. Now, not all chickens have salmonilla,

1027
00:51:29.719 --> 00:51:32.760
<v Speaker 4>and some will show signs like lethargy if they do

1028
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:36.440
<v Speaker 4>have it. Now, before you go hatching a crate of

1029
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:40.719
<v Speaker 4>fertilized eggs, do know. It turns out the backyard chickens,

1030
00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:44.639
<v Speaker 4>if they have salmonilla, can pass it along, especially as

1031
00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:48.800
<v Speaker 4>the CDC warns if there has been snuggling of the

1032
00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:52.519
<v Speaker 4>chicken and salmonilla poisoning does land folks in the hospital,

1033
00:51:52.639 --> 00:51:55.360
<v Speaker 4>or it can be fatal, So don't go licking a

1034
00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:59.079
<v Speaker 4>bunch of chickens or eating raw eggs or poultry. Ironically,

1035
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:02.400
<v Speaker 4>eating raw sand seems to be fine, but that's because

1036
00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:07.880
<v Speaker 4>the name salmonilla was derived from one doctor Edgar Elmer Salmon,

1037
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:13.039
<v Speaker 4>a veterinary surgeon for whom it was named. Here, doctor Salmon,

1038
00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:17.599
<v Speaker 4>we have bestowed you with a legacy for generations a

1039
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:21.239
<v Speaker 4>very confusing fish sounding disease of the chicken butt that

1040
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:24.559
<v Speaker 4>scares people away from cookie dough. Also, if you're like

1041
00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:27.800
<v Speaker 4>a real cookie dough trollop like myself, just go ahead

1042
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:30.239
<v Speaker 4>and make it with pasteurized eggs. Feel free to eat

1043
00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:33.320
<v Speaker 4>the whole bowl. Does anything in John's work cause him

1044
00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:36.559
<v Speaker 4>to eat entire salad bowls filled with rock cookies? What

1045
00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:39.320
<v Speaker 4>is the most annoying thing about eggs or your job?

1046
00:52:40.800 --> 00:52:46.440
<v Speaker 5>Well, with eggs, I would say it's keeping track of them.

1047
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:52.199
<v Speaker 5>So you have a clutch, but you have four or

1048
00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:55.880
<v Speaker 5>five eggs in that clutch, and so you've got to

1049
00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:58.440
<v Speaker 5>figure out, you know, they number them all, and so

1050
00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:00.719
<v Speaker 5>you just got to be careful with respect to getting

1051
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:03.280
<v Speaker 5>things mixed up and things, and then you don't have

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<v Speaker 5>anything else to go on if things do get mixed up.

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<v Speaker 4>Oof. Yeah, that's true. I mean you can't put a

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<v Speaker 4>little number on them, or they.

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00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:11.039
<v Speaker 5>Do put little numbers on them. But let's say there

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<v Speaker 5>are a bunch of little numbers and they were put

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<v Speaker 5>on a one hundred and twenty years ago. It's possible

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<v Speaker 5>that you could have a hard time deciphering what was

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<v Speaker 5>what was done.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you find that the notes are like very poetically

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<v Speaker 4>descriptive more so than they would be these days?

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<v Speaker 5>Not really, it's the more what's beautiful about him is

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<v Speaker 5>a different handwriting. Oh, people had so much better handwriting.

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<v Speaker 4>I did notice this when I was looking through and

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<v Speaker 4>swooning over some field note calligraphy among the vintage egg stacts.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that font Ay had good handwriting. Yep, I

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<v Speaker 4>wonder do you think he was amateur?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think he was pro he was an amateur? Really? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>all these guys were amateurs. Almost all the egg collecting

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<v Speaker 5>was done by amateurs. That's really amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, and they call themselves oologists. Yeah, and yet you've

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<v Speaker 4>edited a book about x yep.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm not calling myself, oh my god, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>just pathologically humble, just beautiful, cursive and things in ways

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<v Speaker 5>that nobody would do today.

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<v Speaker 4>God, we got to get back into that. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, because those are the original fonts.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe they'll make some computer programs that'll do it, and

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<v Speaker 5>I can actually effectively do some of that, but it's

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<v Speaker 5>not going to be me by Handwriting's so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Field biologists had to take like Fountain pen courses, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like we got to keep it up, guys.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no doubt that one of the things we should

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<v Speaker 5>do is take printing courses. And I'm exhibit A of

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<v Speaker 5>somebody who is not good at that. And I have

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<v Speaker 5>a immense amount of respect for my colleagues that actually

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00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:37.280
<v Speaker 5>write impeccable scientific field notes and labels and things.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at some handwriting you have over here.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I got not bad. I could tell you stories.

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<v Speaker 5>Let us write this for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Ohoa, that's one way to get out of doing work.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like someone asked you to do the dishes, so

1093
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:49.159
<v Speaker 4>you break a dish. You never get asked to do

1094
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:51.760
<v Speaker 4>the dishes again, except.

1095
00:54:51.480 --> 00:54:53.800
<v Speaker 5>In this case. It's like, I really wish I could

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<v Speaker 5>do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I can't type, so you can learn to print

1098
00:54:57.599 --> 00:54:59.159
<v Speaker 4>and I'll learn how to type. What do you love

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<v Speaker 4>the most about eggs?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean just that there's such an important part of

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<v Speaker 5>the biology of birds. I think that's the most interesting

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<v Speaker 5>thing to me. And the other thing is that actually,

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<v Speaker 5>with all the birds in this world, and there are

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<v Speaker 5>some ten thousand, eight hundred species, we probably don't know

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<v Speaker 5>anything about the eggs of upwards of thirty to forty

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<v Speaker 5>percent of the species.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>It is kind of interesting, you know. So there's a

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<v Speaker 5>lot we don't know about eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>There's so many mysteries. And what about your job? What's

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00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:29.760
<v Speaker 4>your favorite thing about your job?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, my favorite thing about my job is learning new

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00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:35.159
<v Speaker 5>things and getting to work with a group of organisms

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<v Speaker 5>that I love and really kind of getting paid for

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<v Speaker 5>my to do my advocation.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're a professional bird nerd. Yeah, absolutely, I mean

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<v Speaker 4>that's the dream for a burder is to be like

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00:55:47.679 --> 00:55:49.800
<v Speaker 4>you get that's like making the major leagues.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I tell students

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<v Speaker 5>that I you know, I started out wanting to be

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00:55:55.719 --> 00:55:57.599
<v Speaker 5>a I was a pre med and I took a

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00:55:57.599 --> 00:56:01.400
<v Speaker 5>cell biology course, and I realized somebody might pay me

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<v Speaker 5>to actually study birds the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're like veering off.

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<v Speaker 5>It was. It was an easy veer.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, if you would have told yourself a young birder

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<v Speaker 4>that you would get to do this for a living,

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<v Speaker 4>would you have just been so stoked?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I mean I grew up my dad was a

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00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:20.800
<v Speaker 5>bird watcher and a very active birdwatcher, and I actually

1131
00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:23.280
<v Speaker 5>started burning because my brother was four years older, and

1132
00:56:23.320 --> 00:56:25.159
<v Speaker 5>I realized if I wanted to spend any time with

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<v Speaker 5>the two of them, I better learned something about birds.

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<v Speaker 5>So that's how I got interested in it. And I

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<v Speaker 5>just even back then, I fell in love with the

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<v Speaker 5>idea of being able to study birds up close and

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<v Speaker 5>in those you know, in that kind of way.

1138
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:41.719
<v Speaker 4>And now you get to study them every day yep.

1139
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:44.559
<v Speaker 4>And things that come out with them the.

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<v Speaker 5>Outside yea, and things that that you know that last

1141
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<v Speaker 5>like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think that your only job left is to

1143
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<v Speaker 4>come to terms with the fact that you're an oologist.

1144
00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:57.159
<v Speaker 4>I think you need to accept that.

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00:56:57.880 --> 00:57:00.039
<v Speaker 5>To see I could put that on my door and

1146
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.280
<v Speaker 5>my cards and stuff. That's just not going to happen.

1147
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.239
<v Speaker 4>There's imposter syndrome is everywhere, Like, I don't know if

1148
00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:09.280
<v Speaker 4>I know enough. And you're like, you wrote a book

1149
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:13.719
<v Speaker 4>about eggs, what more do you want if you managed

1150
00:57:13.719 --> 00:57:15.239
<v Speaker 4>collection of one hundred thousand eggs?

1151
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:19.960
<v Speaker 5>But I think that that the notion of yeah, I mean,

1152
00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:22.119
<v Speaker 5>how many ologists can you actually be? So? So at

1153
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:24.039
<v Speaker 5>what point in time will you answer? You know? Because

1154
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:25.880
<v Speaker 5>I want to be an ornithologist. I like the fact

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<v Speaker 5>that I study birds.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, you can be more than one. I'm Italian, I'm

1157
00:57:28.599 --> 00:57:31.360
<v Speaker 4>also English, you know what I mean? And you can

1158
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:33.960
<v Speaker 4>be all kinds of things. So you I mean, I

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00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.880
<v Speaker 4>live in La everyone's a hyphenate, yoga instructor, actor, life coach.

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<v Speaker 4>So I hereby proclaimed that you're an oologist.

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<v Speaker 5>Fair enough?

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<v Speaker 4>Yay, thank you so much for doing this.

1163
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<v Speaker 5>This was so fun, my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 4>I could ask you a million egg questions all day.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll have to come back and talc you anologist? Which

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<v Speaker 5>is you?

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<v Speaker 4>So once again, doctor John Bates of the Wonderful Field

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<v Speaker 4>Music of Chicago. Now, if you like this podcast and

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<v Speaker 4>the Field Museum, you should definitely check out if you

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<v Speaker 4>haven't already, The Brain Scoop, which is the Field Museum's

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<v Speaker 4>web series hosted by the amazing Emily Grasley. She is

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<v Speaker 4>a wonderful person and a great science communicator, so you

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<v Speaker 4>might enjoy those. Also, those videos are family friendly, so

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<v Speaker 4>you can watch those with your kids all you want.

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<v Speaker 4>Now again, John was an editor alongside Barbara Becker, of

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<v Speaker 4>the Book of Eggs, a life sized guide to the

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<v Speaker 4>eggs of six hundred of the world's bird species, written

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<v Speaker 4>by Mark E. Hauber and available through Chicago University Press.

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<v Speaker 4>Now warning, do you want to say this book is

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<v Speaker 4>an episode for making this happen. Thanks Hannah and River

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<v Speaker 4>Lippo in Boston and Aaron Talbert for keeping the Facebook

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<v Speaker 4>group Theologies podcast group fun and cool, full of curious

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<v Speaker 4>non jerks. And thanks as always to Dinosaur egg Baby

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<v Speaker 4>Steven Ray Morris for editing ologies all together. Every week.

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<v Speaker 4>The theme song was written and performed by Nick Thorburn

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<v Speaker 4>And at the end of the episode, after the credits,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I tell a secret, and this week my

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<v Speaker 4>secret is these asides aren't that long, but it has

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<v Speaker 4>taken me almost double the amount of time to record

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<v Speaker 4>them because I keep starting one and then messing up

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<v Speaker 4>a word and having to start over. And I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's because I'm recording this in my closet and it's

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<v Speaker 4>a thousand degrees. But this has been the one of

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<v Speaker 4>probably the most tongue tied episode I've ever had. I

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<v Speaker 4>cannot figure it out. I'm just like, have the thank

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<v Speaker 4>you for making it this far. I am about to

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<v Speaker 4>collapse from heat on my computer. Oh my god, bye

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