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Speaker 2: Go to uh Manitoba, Canada for this story.
Speaker 1: Why do I Why do I automatically think of moose
Speaker 1: when I hear Manitoba?
Speaker 2: Moose? Are you banned from back in the day Manitoba's
Speaker 2: wild Kingdom?
Speaker 1: I don't recall them, Dick, Manitoba.
Speaker 2: The owner of a business there called Inspire Studio is
Speaker 2: dealing with a missing head for the third time.
Speaker 1: Okay, give it to me.
Speaker 2: Outside of her business, she has a statue of a
Speaker 2: man sitting on a bench right up front of her
Speaker 2: business there, and people all the time stop to sit down,
Speaker 2: take pictures. You know, it's kind of a breakol landmark.
Speaker 2: And for the third time now someone has made off
Speaker 2: with the head of the statue, which his name is
Speaker 2: Arts if you must know.
Speaker 3: The first time it went missing was a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago, and then I think whoever took it that
Speaker 3: time decided this is not a trophy that he or
Speaker 3: she can show off very much because everybody cared so much.
Speaker 3: So one morning we found it under the bench. And
Speaker 3: then the second time that it happened, a local person
Speaker 3: here in town founded at our local beach. Now it's
Speaker 3: like where's Waldough, but now it's where's Arts head?
Speaker 2: It's in a box, always in a box. Does she
Speaker 2: not know this?
Speaker 1: Come on, lady, We've gone over this numerous times. Whenever
Speaker 1: you're looking for a head, it's in the box. And
Speaker 1: whenever you see a box just sitting there mysteriously and
Speaker 1: you got to open it careful, there's a head.
Speaker 2: Usually we have surmise from watching years and years of
Speaker 2: crime drama Criminal Minds. For yes and so.
Speaker 1: So, is this like a when you say a statue
Speaker 1: Arts a statue, is it kind of like you know
Speaker 1: the things that.
Speaker 2: Looks sort of like a bronze statue.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering a detachable head. Maybe, first off, get a
Speaker 1: ring camera or whatever. Okay, lady, get a get a
Speaker 1: doorbell camera on the front. That way you catch whoever
Speaker 1: steal it and it deters them. But I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: it's like a mannequin. You know what I'm getting at,
Speaker 1: because would be easy heads to take off.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I looked at the it looks like it looks similar
Speaker 2: to like a bri I don't know what the actual
Speaker 2: material is, but it appears to be like a bronze
Speaker 2: in nature. Okay, and then you would think, oh, scrappers
Speaker 2: are gonna why just take the head though, you take
Speaker 2: the whole ged thing.
Speaker 1: If it's a scrapper, maybe it's like welded to the bench.
Speaker 2: You just take the bench and yah, throw it in
Speaker 2: the back of the eat truck and you know, do
Speaker 2: your thing off site.
Speaker 1: Yeah, scrapper truck is what that sound effect was. In
Speaker 1: case you're new to the program, whenever you put a
Speaker 1: grill out, within thirty seconds you hear, Hey.
Speaker 2: Those dudes are in the bushes in any given neighborhood,
Speaker 2: just monitoring at all times for new materials.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead, back to back to mannequins.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can we all admit that at some point in time
Speaker 1: we have touched a mannequin breast. If you haven't, there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with you. Okay, I just wanted to be
Speaker 1: on the record.
Speaker 2: And I don't. I don't mean that in a perverse way.
Speaker 2: It's more of a curiosity thing growing up.
Speaker 1: No, it was perverse.
Speaker 2: You didn't realize it though, Oh yeah I did. Oh
Speaker 2: maybe you perhaps a little bit later in life than
Speaker 2: some of us.
Speaker 1: No, No, I was posing picture. I was posing for
Speaker 1: pictures with them, things like this pat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely perverse.
Speaker 1: Yes, posing for pictures before the days of selfies. It
Speaker 1: was the pat. It was doing what now would be
Speaker 1: the selfie with those wind up cameras.
Speaker 2: Camera. You really want to be uh sick there with
Speaker 2: the polaroid. Quick have instant gratification, early instant gratifications. Polaroids
Speaker 2: were way ahead of their time.
Speaker 1: You know, like you said, you want to be really
Speaker 1: sick and perverse polaroid That just screams this individual is
Speaker 1: heading to the changing room next you.
Speaker 2: Know, sure, uh, yeah, you don't do that. I so
Speaker 2: want this next story to be true, but I know
Speaker 2: it's not what. The Daily Mail, which is a British tabloid,
Speaker 2: printed a supposed leaked document claiming that Taylor Swift and
Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey will break up on September twenty eighth. It's
Speaker 2: a detailed on letterhead, basically media blueprint for how this
Speaker 2: event is going to be handled once the news becomes
Speaker 2: public with media outlets and social and whatnots. The document
Speaker 2: was supposedly drawn up by a Los Angeles PR firm
Speaker 2: called full Scope, but they're denying it came from them
Speaker 2: and threatening to get their lawyers involved.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's from that Daily Mail thing. They put out
Speaker 1: a few stories that are right, not too real.
Speaker 2: Well, you have to take all news these days. Come on,
Speaker 2: I don't care where you get your news from. I
Speaker 2: don't care where you your leanings are. All news you
Speaker 2: have to take in question to some degree you've run
Speaker 2: it through the filter. You need to really really, Which
Speaker 2: is why I said I really want this to be true,
Speaker 2: because when I saw yesterday Mahomes mentioning that oh yeah,
Speaker 2: she's even drawing up some plays.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm like, okay, we're not going with this swifty
Speaker 4: three four, this is come on, haven't we had enough
Speaker 4: of this as at least as it pertains to it's
Speaker 4: infiltration of the NFL.
Speaker 1: I mean Peyton Manning when he was doing the Omaha,
Speaker 1: oh Maha, Cheezburger Rabbi and stuff like that. All the
Speaker 1: crazy calls and plays. That's good. But if I hear
Speaker 1: Mahomie tossing out Swifty or Tata.
Speaker 2: Or God, I can't say what I would just want,
Speaker 2: is what I'm thinking right now about Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1: Don't you're just talking to you know what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: He's on my fantasy team. No, you're right here. No,
Speaker 1: you're a bad person. You are a bad person hoping
Speaker 1: that on somebody. I this is the same guy Pat
Speaker 1: Lynch over there. I want to verify this, Pat, the
Speaker 1: one who's just pointing to it anyway, his knee for anyway.
Speaker 1: It's the same guy who used to throw like a
Speaker 1: quarter in the in the wish fountain at the mall.
Speaker 2: And you know, when you.
Speaker 1: Make your wish, you throw the quarter and you go,
Speaker 1: I wish that my parents get me a new puppy.
Speaker 1: I wish that I when I'm a little older. All
Speaker 1: have a nice car. He his wish and you tell
Speaker 1: me if I'm lying or not. Was wishing the injury
Speaker 1: on a on an athlete that was competing against him.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to deny that. That is so young
Speaker 2: and naive, bad juju win. It all costs.
Speaker 1: Younger and naive. You just did it with Kelsey. He
Speaker 1: didn't say it on the air, but he's doing symbols
Speaker 1: back here.
Speaker 2: You were just doing symbols of things you did perverse
Speaker 2: with a mannequin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's different. I'm not wishing an injury on anyway.
Speaker 1: Somebody you said it, not me. You used to wish
Speaker 1: it at the wishing Well, the wishing Well, the Mall Fountain.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, I only get my news from Lynch and
Speaker 1: Taco zach in NSB.
Speaker 2: No, dude, listen, listen. No, we try to tell it
Speaker 2: like it is, but we never know how it actually is,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. That's the point I'm trying
Speaker 2: to make. No one knows how it really is these days.
Speaker 1: Somebody just sent in a question for the Life Coach
Speaker 1: about that guy. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and hit
Speaker 1: print on that. That's a swifty question. All right.
Speaker 2: I was hoping to spend some more time on this
Speaker 2: next story, but you can get more on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: One of the one thousand Pounds Sisters is been arrested.
Speaker 2: Amy Slayton, What you did the show thousand Pounds Sisters
Speaker 2: arrested for drug possession at a Tennessee safari park on
Speaker 2: Labor Day. She also claimed she was bitten by a
Speaker 2: camel there. She went to the Tennessee Safari Park with
Speaker 2: her kids four year old gauge and she had two
Speaker 2: year old twelve. What are they looking like? Little meatballs?
Speaker 2: At some point during the visit, Amy claims she was
Speaker 2: bitten by a camel. While she was being treated, park
Speaker 2: employees noticed a suspicious smell and found pot and mushrooms
Speaker 2: just sitting in plain sight. Amy and her companion were
Speaker 2: arrested on drug possession and child endangerment charges. Kids were
Speaker 2: placed in custody of other family members. Camels are mean.
Speaker 2: Remember the one that we had at Earthday Birthday spit
Speaker 2: at a couple of people. Well, someone from the Safari
Speaker 2: park pointed out that whatever she claimed her injury was
Speaker 2: looked more like a cut and not a bite. I
Speaker 2: guess they're intimately familiar with what a camel bite looks like. Yeah, campbeltoe.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's that five thousand pow cameltoe. Sisters, I'd
Speaker 1: rather a mannequin.
Speaker 2: The audience nods in approval.
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