Speaker 1: All right, hello everyone, welcome to episode sixty, big six
zero of Isekai Dungeons and Dragons. It is oh gosh,
is that's like the golden? Is that golden? Is that silver? Golden?
Speaker 2: Golden? Is fifty? I don't know what's sixty? Is my
parents plussy tubes?
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: Sorry, shout out, shout out the queen, rest in peace.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's what it is. It's
our sweet sixty last. It's been a long time since
the last episode, and we apologize for that. But we
are back now and we're ready to go for this
war probably be the penultiple episode of Dungeons and Dragons.
Let me introduce all the players first, and then I'll
do the recap. I'm here when Norman breaks.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm Norman. I forgot everything about this series. Where
am I? I hit my head on the car.
Speaker 3: I'm here with Anthony Teking one on one.
Speaker 2: I'm Agnes. I'm an old woman from the fifteenth century
and I got a spoon.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm here with den Agree in the shark.
Speaker 5: Or only twenty no, nineteen minutes away from it being
a thirty minute delay, which I think would be a
really nice goal to find.
Speaker 1: As we started this episode, I was like, this is
actually the earliest I've started recording it at E I,
D and D because it's usually delay Speaking of delays, sorry,
I'm also here with Cody and Squabberdy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm also here, guys. Sorry all what I was
going for? And you're like, fuck that, all right, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna take it over.
Speaker 3: Speak of delays.
Speaker 1: You don't know about this any agreed, But you know
the the bottle of cider that spilled and broke my microphone,
we've sure well remembered an episode of I, D and D.
I cut it open with a with a knife. Oh right, yeah,
that's was what broke my computer as well for the
last half a year. So it's yeah, that was the
reason why my computer initially exploded. Was did you.
Speaker 5: Computer and find a bunch of little baby pop or
like aay.
Speaker 1: So it was it was such a small amount of
alcohol that had gotten into the system. So it was
like water damage, and it's small enough that over time,
like it didn't die immediately, it just got in and
then after a month or so, then the power supply
went and so when I sent it back to the manufacturers.
They they found like residue and they were like it
was water damage and I was like oh. They were like,
probably from something alcoholic, and I was like, ah, I
don't drink.
Speaker 3: It was the only time I had something alcoholic.
Speaker 2: What's the total cost then of running now.
Speaker 1: One fifteen minute like bit or five second moment. I
think has cost me about three to four grand in repairs.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, so remember to drop your Prime.
Speaker 2: Made a lot of game.
Speaker 1: The card game is currently It's It's guys. The Card
Game's coming soon. I promised. It got accidentally shipped to
my house. I have two thousand copies outside. I got
to figure out how to I have to figure Unfortunately,
the timing of it has been really bad because I
got it all done. It took ages to go through
all the rigamarole of it. It all arrived and then
I now I've got to ship it to America. But
in that period of time, Donald Trump has introduced whole
bunch of tariffs that has made my life so much
more complicated.
Speaker 2: With ship ship it to my house. I'll keep them
in my garage in like the Shiant pile of bosses,
and then then we can figure it out from there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would show you guys the picture, but it
would docks my house.
Speaker 1: But hopefully in like the next month or so, the
Isterkay card game will finally be out. It's genuinely an
amazing card game, one of the best we've ever made.
Speaker 2: So much fun, it's so much fun and it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: What is the best card out? The answer is do
you like it?
Speaker 2: Is answer? Guys, When you see that you like?
Speaker 1: Do you like like this? It's incredible? Okay, anyway, now
we're back. The last thing that happened that what we
were doing is you guys had finally entered the fountain.
After activating all the towers. You were now facing off
against all of the gods, you know, the quote unquote
gods kind of in order of your choosing, and you
are facing off against the pronouncement god Warlocks.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 1: You had gotten rid of black Beard and brought Cattier in.
If you remember to support you, you've got into the
Warloxia domain. She summoned a bunch of goons. You fought
against her, and that's pretty much where we are at currently.
Speaker 3: And that's that's it. You guys are fighting the Warlock god.
Speaker 1: Currently, the last thing that happened was she did like
the finger of death against Cody and Cody I think
got hurt very bad. Daniel Green, what's your question?
Speaker 5: How injured does this person appear to us right now?
Speaker 3: Are you not injured at all?
Speaker 1: So, if you remember the last episode, you guys spent
a lot of time fighting a giant teapot, a giant
gummy bear.
Speaker 2: Guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a dragon at one point. I can't
remember why. Oh it was the dragon. It was the
problematic dragon was there like the they.
Speaker 2: Were Oh yeah, who.
Speaker 3: Was summoned for some reason?
Speaker 1: There was a whole butt balloon father, No, he's gone,
he died.
Speaker 3: That was like the last thing that happened.
Speaker 1: Good probably, And but but Warlocks herself seems relatively uninjured.
I think Cody got off an attack. She Cody has
just turned into an air elemental elemental. Daniel Green, you've
used your action surge and shout out stupid boy v
on Twitter for giving us update.
Speaker 3: You lost concentration on the dragon, which is why the
dragon died.
Speaker 1: By Tony Brigs, You're you are concentrating on a sunbeam
and are no longer under the effects of powered pain.
So you're currently sunbeaming warlocks. Here you're gaming and a
pack of cards just made a ace of parts who
came out with magic in their hands.
Speaker 3: And it is now Hatchiko's turn. Actually it's just a.
Speaker 1: Whole bunch of fucking envies.
Speaker 7: I have three health bars and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Also, also I messed up when I added the Agnes token.
Now I don't have a turn. I think I was twelve.
I should I think I go right after four bones.
Speaker 3: I'll put you in. You okay, I'll put you in.
Speaker 2: It was for the it was for the bit. It
was for the good.
Speaker 3: I mean that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good because that means, okay, Hachiko has I think
just killed a balloon guy. He looks around Wilhelm and Agnes.
You're the ones nearby, Hatchiko, and he sort of barks.
He's in a sort of what what do I do?
Speaker 5: We we me, yeah, yeah, we any for a blind
listeners don't agree.
Speaker 3: Is just pointing at himself and I don't. I don't
know what he's trying to.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he's he's a market at you. He's marketing
at you. Heal, wow, who.
Speaker 2: I guess?
Speaker 3: So okay, you say heal and he goes on his
hind legs.
Speaker 1: He just sits down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just sits down. I meant healersn't like come
white with me. I meant h E E L. He's
gonna okay, I mean, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: He's please. I don't think he has a healing spell.
Actually looks healing word. He's healing word. He's gonna cast
healing word if one has for help. He sees that
he's going to turn around, see that Cody is very
wounded and he's going to cast a healing word.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: At third level. There you go, us two?
Speaker 2: Which health bod? Do I had this?
Speaker 1: To have three?
Speaker 2: I genuinely do I have?
Speaker 1: I have three?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, one, okay, okay.
Speaker 8: You were you were remember great start by the way, Wait.
Speaker 6: Okay, my my my blue health bar is for my
er elemental health.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're going to take the eleven to that because
that's my current.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Your red bar I don't know either,
but just don't forget about it.
Speaker 3: That is that is a bonus acts as well.
Speaker 1: SOO is then going to just I guess then actually
heal by Wilhelm.
Speaker 5: I have a question. I'm reading through my stuff right
now because leave me alone. It's been a while.
Speaker 2: I don't get so.
Speaker 5: Both of my classes give me action surge, but I
don't stack them. They they can't just.
Speaker 3: Search. I don't think Monk gives you action search.
Speaker 2: No, Matt, Monk doesn't get action search.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you only have the one action such you've used it.
Speaker 5: I'm gona be looking.
Speaker 2: I must be looking for the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: You might be.
Speaker 3: You might be, but it's all good.
Speaker 5: Then I want to do a dual attack with him.
Speaker 1: Later, okay, okay, later, Yeah, he will ready an action.
He will ready an action of a bite attack for
whenever you do an attack, Agnes, it is your take, Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go with what's left on my sheet.
It says I have two third level spells left I
cannot remember, so I'm just gonna go with that.
Speaker 1: So sorry, probably have you won't say it was your
Dragon Health Bob is a Dragon Health Bob, but he
is dead, so feel good.
Speaker 5: Ok Okay, all right, time that we get this moving,
all right, I cast haste on myself.
Speaker 2: We're starting strong, all right, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Your character token health tie and Tokun Cody.
Speaker 2: Alright, no, no, I got to reset the battle. Reset
the battle. We got to redo the whole thing. Come on,
just like.
Speaker 1: Cody dies, you have to remember what your air elemental.
Speaker 3: Health is because I plus eleven.
Speaker 2: I just got help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I brought you back. You're good, Thank you?
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, you call yourself.
Speaker 2: I cast it haste on myself. Agnes is now fast
as a speeding bullet. That was my one action. So
my next I.
Speaker 1: Like to canolicize that as you just ate some really
good stew.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just pulled out my pocket stew and
just oh yeah, I take out my spoon into my pocket.
Oh yeah, energy stew.
Speaker 5: So I'm now gonna take my extra action, and would
you allow me to these uh?
Speaker 2: Okay. So this map where we have all this alice
in Wonderland bullshit.
Speaker 1: It does tell you continue, It does tell you what
you can do with an additional action.
Speaker 5: Yea dash, Yes, I read it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I am going to try to run to
the edge of this clock face that we're on. You
guys are floating. I want to jump to one of
these spoons that are floating out in space. Can I
do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Let me just let me describe the scenery for
got to do that for the audience at home again,
for anyone who's also been away for months and doesn't
know that the area that they are fighting on is
a bunch of floating bits of like crockery and very
alice in Wonderland esque things in a void.
Speaker 3: So there's a giant clock where most of them are on.
Speaker 1: There's playing cards, floating spoons, floating bits of a chessboard,
that sort of thing. And so Agnes is dashing and
leaping forth with incredible speed onto a floating spoon.
Speaker 3: Give me an acrobatics.
Speaker 2: Land right on the spoon, yep, okay, acrobatics, because here
we go. Let's see, Agnes, I love you, We got
this sixteen is good enough.
Speaker 1: You sort of clumsily on the spoon, but you're there.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's all right. I also have advantage on deck
saves and A plus two a C. But I am
now floating on a spoon, and this is where ship's
gonna get live next.
Speaker 1: Cody, you see Agnes come up right near you, floating
on a spoon.
Speaker 2: With my big air elemental hand.
Speaker 5: You're you're yeah, your little windy wave, yeah yeah, all right,
that's that's my hasted turn.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh bo slaw is gonna take this opportunity to
do the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: Hasted and up on a spoon.
Speaker 1: He can't say he does athletics come over. He has
his advanced jumps, so he's just gonna onto the other spoon.
So now Bonsa and Agnes are both on the spoon.
Bones Slawa is here, well locks here is gonna take
this opportunity to do a legendary action.
Speaker 3: And blast bone slaw.
Speaker 2: Oh glad you see because he's loud on a closer spoon,
and yeah.
Speaker 3: There you go. Eighteen damages that Eldric's lost is beams.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have repelling blast and knock him off the spoon.
Speaker 1: She doesn't. Luckily she doesn't. Okay, it is Jesus's tone.
Speaker 4: That does knock back.
Speaker 5: You can some do depending if you are a warlock,
you could get repelling blast to knock you back five feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Jesus turns around to you Willhelm and says, hey, man,
my we got we got rid of the guy that
was here.
Speaker 3: Whichever what it was.
Speaker 1: They looked like they're leafing on spoons over there, sounds
it seems like fun.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, By the way, wait, she's the warlock God and
she doesn't have repelling blast.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: She sucks. Okay, she has repelling blast. Now she has
do you know what she has? She has so many
craziest fouts. Okay. Jesus turns to Wilhelm and yeah, I
mean he does it. There's no immediate threats to you
at the moment because that she hasn't summoned another guy yet,
so I mean he could ready at action, but he's
he's he's turning to you for advice in his time.
What's his speciality again, being Jesus Christ, the Way.
Speaker 3: Of Christ, the Way of Christ, Way of Christ.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm assume it's a spiritual based thing. Can you
do anything that will make my next attack hit harder
and more accurately?
Speaker 3: Hey, man, I can? I can pray for you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually do something that might actually pray my next
attack does more damage.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ is going to take his action to pray
that Willhelm's attack does more damage? This count God?
Speaker 2: Why would he pray?
Speaker 5: That's like God being like I'll ask him.
Speaker 1: What God has as God has a lot, he's praying
for you. That does count as a help action in
this case, so you will get advantage of the attack.
Speaker 5: So God.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Katia, who is playing the role of John Wick, I
don't know if you guys remember that it's going to
pull out her bow and arrow, her spectral bow, and
it's going to fire shots against Warlosia. All that hits
fifteen damage to Warlocksia. When a spectral arrow flies through
the air and she says a quote from the movie
John Wick that I don't know, I've not seen any
of them trying to get shot.
Speaker 3: She goes, this is for my Booby.
Speaker 2: Isn't any like he doesn't do one he.
Speaker 1: Does, doesn't.
Speaker 5: Like the one or one cool thing he says is
I think I'm back, but it's only cool in the
context in which he says it.
Speaker 1: It's not like cool on Yeah, well Katy is gonna
say that. Catty goes, I think I'm back to episode
sixty to Drugons.
Speaker 5: Where did you go.
Speaker 1: Anymore? Cody? You know the ton or what?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Because I deleted my guy.
Speaker 3: I remember what was your initiative?
Speaker 2: Man, I'm no fucking idea. I'm I'm scrawling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, figure it out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going until until you know Wilhelm.
Speaker 2: To the top. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: You can open up the post chat locks.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna take a second bonus legendary action before
your turn. Wilhelm to summon initiative.
Speaker 2: It was twenty two.
Speaker 3: Another creature for you to fight.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yes, out of the clock face comes this
spectral being of a giant caterpillar, and he looks very
very hungry.
Speaker 5: I got this.
Speaker 1: This is maybe the hungriest caterpillar you could possibly imagine.
Imagine a very very hungry caterpillar. He is so much
more hungry than that.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine it. Please go through every single item
that he eats. You know they him not hungry, He's
not eating.
Speaker 5: He is hungry.
Speaker 1: He bro has not eaten, has belved.
Speaker 2: He's the hungriest caterpillar.
Speaker 3: I cannot stress how hungry this caterpillar is.
Speaker 5: I just imagine a very emaciated caterpillar on the ground,
like it's not right. It's like I'm dying.
Speaker 2: The hungryest caterpillar you can imagine. That's not threatening at all.
It's like, oh God, someone have a meal.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the hungry caterpillar you can imagine has just
spawned in front of you with helm. It is now
your turn.
Speaker 5: Okay. I look at the emaciated, weak caterpillar that is
no energy and very little body mass, and I are
you okay?
Speaker 2: Are you all right?
Speaker 1: Little guy?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm so he's a hostile.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna make assumptions are.
Speaker 1: Going to eat you. I am very hostile.
Speaker 5: All right? Wait, hold on, I want to I have
Brewers supplies. Let me see if I have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Where what is that gonna do?
Speaker 2: Brewer supplies? That's like yeast.
Speaker 5: I have hops I got, I got all kinds of stuff.
Make him drunk. He would get drunk super quick. Nothing
in his stomach. I have, damn it a while. But
we're in like a pseudo space. Maybe things ferment faster here.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Could I offer him hops and be like this is food?
Speaker 3: I maybe you can. I think I would need a
persuasion roof.
Speaker 2: If a caterpillar. If a caterpillar consumes yeast, it might
not provide any nutritional benefits and they might not be
they'll get even hungry. Or if you can't.
Speaker 5: Yeast, I'm not giving it yeast. I'm giving it hops,
which are right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6: Wait worst this isn't the hungry, hungry cap but this
is the this is the hostile, hostile caterpillar.
Speaker 2: That's I have a question.
Speaker 5: I have rolled with advantage because he is so hungry
and I'm offering him food.
Speaker 1: You should have rolled with the voters anyway, because Jesus
was praying for you.
Speaker 5: Oh ay, all right, I'll put advantage on.
Speaker 1: And then so you you wrote to persuade him, Yeah,
twenty four. I mean I wouldn't have it, would have no,
because you've given yourself triple advantage. Now whatever, sixty it
was good enough. Sixty was good enough anyway, sixty was
good enough. You you'd persuade him that the hops is
food of the wheat or whatever the fuck you have,
and you give it to him and he eats it.
I guess he's gonna spend his turn now eating that hops.
Speaker 3: I I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Start atting him and I'm asking him, how'd you get
like this little guy who hasn't been feeding you?
Speaker 1: Okay, my stomach is a voyage.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep Oh he's like Kirby, Yeah, he never
truly gets filled. I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Not not until I get my hands on him.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, sorry, I'm the weird one in the based.
Speaker 3: One out SA save my dignity.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you do you want to do anything else
will help you? Are you are feeding hops to a
giant caterpillar and stroking it.
Speaker 5: I'm wondering if my character growth means I take it
at like being not paying attention to to do a
sneak attack it's like critical, or if I should be
like it's going to be on our side and like
work it.
Speaker 2: And I'm considering, well.
Speaker 1: You you do know from knowledge that this is like
a creation, right, Uh, it's not.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be the first time we got a creation
on our side. That's true.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you got you got your way up the
options here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's my question. Does it look leafy like? Does
this look like it'd be weak to fire?
Speaker 1: It's a bug type, bug type sweet to fire. I
probably it's a big caterpillar.
Speaker 5: I'm going to uh yeah, I'm going to do an
improvised weapon, and that improvised weapon is my chest and
I'm going to act like I'm hugging it and then crush.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, roll with prayer advantage. Go ahead and roll,
and it's going to be like shah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Hachiko did ready an action. So when you do this,
Hachiko will also bite. Yeah. That was his trigger word
twenty nine hits. I would think so, and you do
nine damage slamming your chest into this ludicrously hungry caterpillar,
Hachiko bite, yeah. I think there's somebody here hungrier than
the caterpillar. It's Hatchiko. Have you ever in this campaign,
fed hi? I don't think you have.
Speaker 5: Also rusty one you because I definitely have it pinned
now because I'm holding it and crushing it and I'm
wrapped around it.
Speaker 2: I will say.
Speaker 1: If if we're doing it, if you're doing a grapple,
that's gonna that's a separate thing, entirely attack to grap Yeah, okay,
I think it's too bad. It's too big for you
to properly grapple. You were just holding out. Oh.
Speaker 5: I was picturing a skinny little guy, so this is
a big chan.
Speaker 3: He's big and hungry.
Speaker 5: I can picture away hungry paut of pillar than you
can put forward of just saying.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing a far hungrier deliverge of death.
Speaker 1: He's lads but hungry. But he's he's more hungry because
in the past he was filled. You know, if you
had a tiny, really hungry, skinny caterpillar, you only need
to feed it a little bit until it's full.
Speaker 3: This guy needs a lot of filling to be full,
so he's.
Speaker 1: Way much hungry.
Speaker 5: That's the most British thing ever. I need more food
because I've had more food.
Speaker 9: But he's got more space to fills to fail.
Speaker 1: He's so much more hungry. I cannot trust how hungry
this caterpillar is. This is gonna be three episodes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go the chicken that I bought. I'll be
right back.
Speaker 1: All right, Well you have a second attack, Just do it.
I mean you might have let you however, how many
how many attacks do you have? Just do it?
Speaker 5: Do your second attack, then I'll do I'm gonna try.
Can I just try and break its neck?
Speaker 2: Does it have a neck?
Speaker 1: It's all neck?
Speaker 2: I don't know, break it, break it in ten?
Speaker 1: I off it's all empty, it's skin and empty.
Speaker 5: Okay. Then I'm just gonna use an improvised weapon my
teeth and bite it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Yes, you have two attacks and then you have your
arms strikes as your bonus actions. Yes, that hits. You
do nine damage, okay, and then you could do your
unarms strike bonus action.
Speaker 2: It's an Alaskan ball.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna bite again and I'm gonna repeat my joke
to add the joke damage that I thought was fire
and no one reacted to where I go. Who's hungry now, bitch?
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna bite it again.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's very good chat. Was that funny? I'm not even
gonna roll apart. I'm gonna close my eyes when I
opened them. The comment that's at the top of the chat,
if it says yes, yes or no, then I will
I will see it. So three to one the comment
at the top of the chat is a yes, okay,
So you get your d eight cool.
Speaker 5: And then one d ell.
Speaker 1: Me you enjoy your extra one damage. You do a
total seven damage as.
Speaker 2: You know in the chat.
Speaker 1: Fault. Okay, that's all your that's all your attacks to you,
that's all your attacks.
Speaker 4: My god, I've done a lot.
Speaker 5: I didn't look at the map. I've done a lot
of damage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you you've wounded the caterpillar. Now he's hungry
and injured. Is the pack of cards turned?
Speaker 2: The cards way too zoomed in? Oh yeah, you're a
wait I didn't even know where you were at first, Norman.
You're way after the right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, I'm getting an angle.
Speaker 1: Okay, the pack of cards is gonna summon another card
and then those cards will then attack.
Speaker 3: So we have a seven of.
Speaker 1: Gosh, what are you seven of whatever? That is seven
of clubs. So there's a there's a one of Hearts
to the seven of clubs.
Speaker 3: And bone Slow and Agnes.
Speaker 1: You are going to be the targets of these guys.
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, that's not cool.
Speaker 5: Cody, you have a magnificent jar.
Speaker 1: Just look at great. It's like okay, actually, the one
of Hearts is going to turn to the elemental Cody
and is going to fire a heart beam at elemental Cody. Bang.
Speaker 9: Oh definitely fifteen damage.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a decent beam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, heartbeam.
Speaker 1: The seven of Clubs is going to jump over to
bone Slaw spoon, Yeah, on a spoon, and it's going
to use a club hit on bone Slaw, which doesn't hit. Yeah,
And and that is their turns Cody. It is now
your turn, I will say the one of Hearts doesn't
only have one HP. The HP is the relative to
the suit they are, so it's the the number. The
number is their HP, the suit is their ability.
Speaker 6: Oh, Norman sunbeam, that's concentrating on What does that look like?
Speaker 2: Is that from Norman blasting?
Speaker 1: I think it's from Norman to water Warlocksia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't know if it's confidently there. I
thought it was there and then I read my.
Speaker 3: Yeah boom boom boom. Yeah, I think it's a boom boom.
Speaker 2: I want to move over here. At the beginning of
my turn, I roll the D six to try and recharge.
Speaker 1: You are flying right because you're an elemental? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so you you fly up to Warlocksia.
Speaker 6: I get to roll the D sxt to see if
I reach out my world when mm hmm, I don't,
you don't that's my Fortunate's fine. I would probably cause
more harm than it does good anywhere. I have two
slam attacks. I'm gonna make one towards the ace of Hearts.
Speaker 2: Look, there's hit us say.
Speaker 1: You critically fail. You do the hearts? Who I do
want to stress? Says one HP there's one. Ah, so yeah,
and you don't hit it. That's fine, you've got another one.
I just turn and I try, I try and hit
wallocks you instead.
Speaker 2: Seventeen?
Speaker 1: Does the seventeen hits? I gotta check? Probably please?
Speaker 3: Probably probably yes, Yes, it does hit?
Speaker 2: Okay, thank god? Alright, that's two D eight plus five.
Speaker 6: Okay, so she's gonna take thirteen damage. Thirty damage is
not bad slam okay, yeah, and I think I'm just
gonna make my turn here between these two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're flying between the one of hearts and warlocksia. Yeah, okay, okay,
Palmer is gonna kill the hungriest caterpillar you've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Try.
Speaker 3: She doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I guess she's gonna try.
Speaker 2: What does she have against caterpillars? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: She has?
Speaker 2: Zero s?
Speaker 3: No spauls, that's what she has. And a webstick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because she used all of them to heal
you guys, if I remember correctly. So she's just gonna
weather stick her weather stick's good. She gets two attacks
of that.
Speaker 2: Oh she double clicks, all right, rustitch. She hates caterpillars.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the fucking caterpillar did to her family,
but hates books.
Speaker 2: She hates spots.
Speaker 6: Probably you know there was probably like a bug problem
in Corpus.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, the infestation problem. I think it's.
Speaker 5: She just hates hungry things. Wait wait, wait, wait with Pulmo,
she hates she was Yeah, that could be it. But
she was in the heart right, she was in the lungs.
Speaker 2: Oh, she was in the lungs.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say heartworm, but maybe like maybe there
was something else in the lungs.
Speaker 1: She caterpillar know, it's it was a lot of little dice,
so it stacks up when you quit. Palmo puts her
weather stick towards the hungriest caterpillar you've ever seen, and
she says, Jesus, I think you were praying for the
wrong person, and then eviscerates the caterpillar in a woa
and of fury and and and the wind.
Speaker 10: The hungriest caterpillar goes, oh so hungry.
Speaker 3: And then just gets ripped apart and it's dead.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, all right, Norman, it's your son.
Speaker 4: Pomo is gaming?
Speaker 5: Does it disappear from like where I'm biting it?
Speaker 1: It's you. You have like fragments ripped apart little but
you know, like balloon, you don't want a balloon pops.
Speaker 3: You've got all like the latex like drope tripped over you.
That's what you have. You've got caterpillar latex dripped over
your arms.
Speaker 1: Oh you a got a for it.
Speaker 3: It was pretty good, okay for upline listeners.
Speaker 1: Daniel Green, as role playing the shark is eating the
the remains of the caterpillar off his arms.
Speaker 5: Some cultures, I'm sure it is what growthuny ship got it.
Speaker 3: I love gross punchy ship.
Speaker 4: H question rusted, how accurate is this picture like battle
map that we're on.
Speaker 2: I'm on a spoon, so it has to be something.
Speaker 4: I'm on a floating card.
Speaker 1: So the finganimate objects are there?
Speaker 3: None of the butterfly isn't there?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Everything else is there? Okay?
Speaker 1: Everything all about?
Speaker 4: Like the rock that like this is Shane to the
clock is chained to rock there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rocks are that yeah yeah yeah, but that's
slightly low down. So there's there's there's some floating rocks
that are lower down.
Speaker 4: Can I jump to the rock?
Speaker 1: You can jump to the rock. I need an acrobatics.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got this Norman.
Speaker 1: You Norman, you're getting angled, got off off the I think.
Speaker 4: I think we should focus on the Warlocks. Let's focus
on worry.
Speaker 2: I'm going for our next turn.
Speaker 4: I haven't acrobatics.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm gonna say, you land, You land on the rock,
but you are prone.
Speaker 3: You just sort of fool.
Speaker 4: That wasn't the rock. I was trying to go on
to you, trying to go on over you.
Speaker 2: You land.
Speaker 1: That's the rock you go on to because of your
terrible role. You go you, you make your way slightly closer.
You go down on a rock that was just in
front of you, and you don't know any of the
rock you wanted to go to.
Speaker 4: God I had, I had higher heights to aim for,
but I only got part of the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to say I missed this. You
guys are all fun. This is such a yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, to be back.
Speaker 1: You still have your sunbeaming position you want to.
Speaker 4: My concentration is still concentrating. I'm gonna I'm gonna re
sunbeam mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I love sunbeams.
Speaker 4: Such a good spell and that means I was trying
to like get some angles, but I guess that didn't
work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's slightly below her now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's true. I'm getting closer, which is good. Yeah,
five foot wide, six foot line. I want to do
it in a way where it doesn't hit Cody.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can, that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it's fight's a five foot wide so
you really can't just blast blast her. So she's going
to do.
Speaker 4: A constitution saving throw.
Speaker 2: Oh she shouldn't be that great at that.
Speaker 1: She's all right, nineteen. I think that just succeeds, right, Yeah,
that just succeeds. She takes half damage though to do
the sixty.
Speaker 4: Eight mage, and she's not blinded at all.
Speaker 1: She's not blinded, but she does take the damage and
that is imported because she's not taken much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, try to try to focus her. I think she's squishy, guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that is fifteen dollars D and.
Speaker 4: D character seven things and tries to back up. But
it's actually squishy.
Speaker 3: It's actually squishy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you blast her with a with a sunbeam,
she like closes her eyes. Norman, do you have anything
else you want to do in your turn?
Speaker 4: How much movement did that cost me to jump here?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yeah, I mean it's when he's jumped. Yeah,
I'm gonna say you jumped. That was like a movement action.
I'll say you move, you moved from all right?
Speaker 4: Then I'm gonna say where I am. And that's about it.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Suddenly you hear a noise come from behind you. Oh boy,
and stepping through the doorway that you guys entered, comes
a familiar face. Oh no, be at large, hands on fire.
Speaker 2: This guy.
Speaker 1: You guys forgot that I have a fucking necklace. I
could just walk back into the fountain.
Speaker 2: God damning. Actually no, Agnes likes black Beard. Oh there
you are, sweeties doing sugar lips.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Cody.
Speaker 1: Blackbird is going to fire at Warloxia and you will
get caught on the crossfire.
Speaker 3: So good, I need a saving from Cody.
Speaker 1: The one man is so hot.
Speaker 3: He's not very good at dex saves.
Speaker 1: Actually, wow, oh no, yeah, we're gonna get an eighty two.
Very good. It was very good viable as well, So
you only take half of that. The one of hearts
is going to immediately get destroyed. And the pack of cards,
I guess the pack of cards just does a D
twenty and I think fails.
Speaker 3: So the fireball explodes.
Speaker 1: It destroys the one of Diamonds, evisceraates the pack of cards,
but it is still alive. Actually it's made of paper.
It dies, it is vulnerable. So the pack of cards
is also destroyed in a ball of flames. So the
seven of Clubs is the only one that's remaining. Warlockxia
takes a good chunk of damage whatever the half of
thirty Warlloxia takes the thirty five damage, and Cody, you
take half of thirty five, which assume you wat Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Down a six air element.
Speaker 1: It is now Warloxia's turn. Warloxia is going to turn
to black Beard. Oh boy, because he black Beard has
done the most damage to Warloxia. Now and she points
at black Beard and casts feeble mind.
Speaker 2: Oh no, but he was already feeble. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, black Beard has to do an intelligent saving throw.
Speaker 2: Oh no, watch him get a twice.
Speaker 3: No he fails. It's not bad. He fails black Beard.
Speaker 1: So on a failed save, the creature's intelligence and Charsma
score becomes one. The creature can't cast spells, activate magic items,
understand language, communicate in any intelligible way. The creature can, however,
identify its friends. At the end of every thirty days,
the creature can repeat its saving throw against the spell.
Speaker 4: One intelligence for thirty days.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He yeah, he's become he's become bad.
Speaker 5: Intelligence really really won't change that much about him. To
be honest, black He's.
Speaker 2: Bring on instinct anywhere he goes, and then.
Speaker 5: He will not be able to speak. He does not
know language anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I probably he probably still just says
black Beard, because that's not like that that's built in.
Speaker 3: That's like a oh.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: Spellsmore conclude well looks you're like, like, does that and
then like, I do you want to say?
Speaker 1: It's not it's not concentration. So for the next thirty days,
black Beard is like he's emotionally sorry, emotionally intellectually deficient.
Speaker 3: I don't know that sweet to describe it.
Speaker 2: Dead.
Speaker 3: He's a vegetable to the world.
Speaker 2: He's essentially brandy.
Speaker 5: Is there a spell that like affects someone's emotional intelligence?
That would be hilarious.
Speaker 1: There is, there is calm emotions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true, only in the thing. It's like
greater restoration could do it. Cody. Do you know greater restoration.
I wouldn't even if I did. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 6: The fact that cast spells for the next thirty days
is such huge news for me personally.
Speaker 2: I don't have counter spell. It's an eighth level spell too.
It's gonna be hard to counter that.
Speaker 1: Ship A black Beard comes in cassifiable and then is
instantly enfeebled.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It is now Hatchiko's turn. Wilhelm has just disappeared, so
he's going to do his own thing. He's yeah, he
he's ate a little bit of the hungry honky caterpillar.
He's going to whoa animation smear up to the edge
of the giant clock and he's not going to do
the stupid thing that black Beard did. Just cast fireball
at warlocks yet, but I think Patchiko will still cast
some sort of long range spell at Warlocksia. Does he
have a fire bolt?
Speaker 2: I don't know what his can trips are fire bark.
Speaker 1: He does have a firebolt. I guess he could just firebolt.
That's pretty easy. Why not boff he hits three?
Speaker 2: What he rolled really bad? He rolled a one two
D ten Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Wait, what level is he what NPC level is
he that he only gets two D ten?
Speaker 1: Uh whatever? The one that means he only gets two
D ten. I think he doesn't have anything higher than
fourth level spell slots.
Speaker 5: So yeah, okay, I think it's five you get two
and then ten you get three.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it does.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, they're all like lower levels than us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I look how black Beard showed up as like, oh,
he's gonna save us, and he's like, oh nope, immediately
take out in the as soon as he shoot up.
I didn't think he was gonna say it was I
thought he was gonna do mus Well. Either way, it's
taken care of now.
Speaker 1: Hachiko fires off a firebot that does a easily three
damage to Warloia.
Speaker 3: Agnes, it's your turn.
Speaker 2: You enfeebled? My my, honey, how are you? It's it's
on now? All right, Rustage?
Speaker 1: Did I do that whipsie? Oh well that's.
Speaker 2: Just Agnes starts cracking her knuckles. It's on now. It's
a fucking street fight. Now, okay, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You owed, hag Here we.
Speaker 2: Go, here we go? Okay, so, uh that to the
left of this spoon there seems to be some kind
of like bowl of cream or some kind of liquid.
What is this? What do you do it? Right here?
Right to the to the left of.
Speaker 3: It's a teapot. It's a giant teapot.
Speaker 2: That's anything is anything in the teapot?
Speaker 3: There is tea in the teapot.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm casting vortex warp then on Warloxia. What what
you you're doing?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, No.
Speaker 2: Target must exceed on a con save or the target
is teleported to an unoccupied space. They it must be
a space of surface or liquid that can support them,
the target within having to be sweet.
Speaker 1: So I guess if you're peering inside the spouse of
the teapot, you could see the liquid in the teapot.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I see the liquid. I'm putting her
inside of a tea pot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess he's she's doing a constanting throw.
Speaker 2: She's got the targets can choose to fill.
Speaker 5: She could choose to filmates and intention if she forced
to take a dock in.
Speaker 1: The tea Okay, oh, I think she fail?
Speaker 3: Where can Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I you know what, I know why she would
choose to fail in this situation. So she chooses to
fail when she gets teleported into the tea.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, now, movement, I'm jumping into the teapot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're slide against the teapot and you see her,
and that's obviously you're actually your movement. You have haste, right, haste?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah about haste.
Speaker 3: So go ahead, ye do that is giving you an
extra action.
Speaker 5: She thinks into the teapot. I don't know how hot
it is, the tea hot.
Speaker 1: It's it's lukewarm.
Speaker 2: Okay, lukewarm tea.
Speaker 3: All right, fire resistance anyway, okay you go, oh that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have that.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is so fuck you know what, I don't
even care how much health to fuck it.
Speaker 2: Lightning bolt.
Speaker 1: She's not expecting that. She's not exciting.
Speaker 2: It's hot, bitch.
Speaker 1: Alright, I'm gonna say that you she just instantly hits her.
I'm just gonna say, yeah, so just do the damage.
Speaker 3: It will hit yourself as well.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Agnes says, not.
Speaker 1: So you're both just gonna take the full damage from
the lightning bolts and the tea pot.
Speaker 2: Yep, so lightning bolt full damage. That eighty six yeah, yeah,
eighty six max damage. Okay, let's go. Yep, I hope
you remember, can I can?
Speaker 5: I remember slash slash our space three eighty six eighty
six eighty six.
Speaker 3: Okay, you've got it.
Speaker 1: Thirty three pretty great.
Speaker 2: Thirty three lightning damage done?
Speaker 1: All right, Now she would use her legendary action to teleport,
which is what she has.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I also I have to I have to make a
can save to see if I can stay consistent on
haste though, because I did hurt myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh okay, No, you know what I'm going to clarify.
I'm want to clarify to everybody at home. You you
actually can't do that. But I'm just gonna this. I'm
gonna let you have this. One time cast doesn't let
you cast two spells, not because of the two spells
in the same term rule. It's because of dash or Yeah.
Speaker 3: The haste literally just can't let you.
Speaker 5: Very specific actions. So well, he could wind it back,
I could do something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever do you want to do with the haste
the extra haste action. It tells you what you can
do with it, and it's a to do, but you
can't cast a spell with it. Okay, but but you
know what, fuck I we can wind it back. What
I'm gonna say, you know, no tecking. This is what
I'm gonna say, because I think the idea was really
cool and she didn't expect it, and she is literally
just going to teleport out of there straight away anyway
is and you took thirty three damage from it as well.
I'm going to say that on your next turn, you
don't have your haste, so you've kind of like you
to do this. You've dropped haste. This is your big thing, yep.
So you go in you're the power of God and
out of me on your side you you elexecute both
of you wallocks. It gets electrocuted and then teleports out
and she will teleport to the card behind Norman. Oh sham,
I don't say.
Speaker 4: Norman's like trying to concentrate on like where she was.
She goes to somewhere else. He keeps trying to concentrate again,
and then she kind of just disappears from his vision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, okay, she is now dripping with tea though.
Speaker 1: Bone bone Slaw is probably just gonna kill this card.
That's what he does. He's going to use a spectral
fist he's going to hit fifteen, does hit nineteen, does kill.
Speaker 3: Bones, Slaw goes bone.
Speaker 1: Slaw doesn't know how to play card games and instantly
disintegrates the card. Jesus, do you, Willhelm, do you want
Jesus to continue praying for you? He can take his
entire action to keep praying for you, so you keep
getting advantage. That's up to you, mister Daniel Green Wilhelm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Okay, I'm stopish asshole, so yeah, yeah, all right, yes, indubitably.
Speaker 1: You say, hey, man, if it's working, it's working.
Speaker 7: Oh oh boy, Jesus praying a you can it's you
can a language you can't comprehend.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless you have copper head languages of course.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what he is going to do another summon,
as she does at this point in the bat every turn,
a unicorn appears in front.
Speaker 3: Of you, Willhelm.
Speaker 1: Unicorn. Yeah, unicorn. It's a whimsical unicorn, and it has
a name tag on it that says Brian. It appears
before it's luscious locks flowing in the non existent wind,
and it goes hello for I am the wonderful unicorn, Brian.
Speaker 5: Shockingly good horse sound effect.
Speaker 2: I thank you, Thank you, mister. That was what you
should be doing.
Speaker 1: I should just a gallible sounds for a living Catty
is going to shoot the horse? Oh Yeahune, look at
that tattooed she hits, She does ten damage is pretty good.
Speaker 3: Will However, it's your turn.
Speaker 5: Am I in the running distance of warlocks?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: No, she is across a gap. You'd have to jump,
and I don't think you have that jump.
Speaker 5: I also don't have a gun anymore, because being a
monk sucks.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: You really just have a bunch of things big submitted
in front of you that you have to deal with. Well,
everyone else deals.
Speaker 6: With chasing her around, and you just beating up various
cartoon animals.
Speaker 5: Okay, just because it's funny, I'm just gonna use all
my actions to punch the horse in the face again.
Speaker 1: Let's see if you can kill it before it has
its turn.
Speaker 5: Let's see punching the horse as many times as possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see if you can kill it. Would you
describe yourself as evil?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait, with advantage again? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it hits anyway.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I'll do an advantage for the next one. Yep,
because I get three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got two of provised weapon attacks it, and
then you have your unarmed your your monk fist for
your bonus actions.
Speaker 5: So that's an eight damage. Yep, yeah, improvised weapon. Can
I use its own horn? Can I just like not
break it off?
Speaker 2: Rip off the horn and just shove it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: With the first monk fish, you chip off a bit
of its horn that you then grab and then uses
an improvised weapon to stab into its horsey flesh. Seven
damage yeah, and then yep, and that well.
Speaker 5: My improvised weapon. The third time, I improvise with my fist.
How about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You do?
Speaker 1: You do like a shadow, you know, like shadow poppet.
You with your hand so it looks like a weapon,
and then you hit it. I got this, don't it's
still alive. Though it's still alive. You did a good
amount of damage. It's still alive.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Unicorns have legendary actions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, their unicorns their magic.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh my god. I'm oh, he's gonna do one.
That's fun, Danny Green, you're doing anything else in your head? Uh.
Speaker 2: I'd used all my attacks, I.
Speaker 1: Think, so, I don't know how many munkfists you have.
I don't know if it was. I mean, I think
it's flowing blow as you get. I'm yeah, no jokes,
he's done. Okay, Beaton has a legendary action. I'm just
reading it's this is an actual unicorn from Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, yeah, I have it too.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 3: Uh, well, okay it.
Speaker 2: Can I'm reading this. This is hilarious.
Speaker 10: Okay, sure you could read it. Oh okay, it's got
health heal self. Yes, I'm gonna make it heal itself.
Speaker 3: It heals fourteen hpeedback incredible.
Speaker 1: Would you describe yourself as evil because he does have
dispel evil and good? Oh?
Speaker 2: Does he know that he's muted himself on discord?
Speaker 3: Oh? Sorry, I muting myself on discord.
Speaker 1: Would you describe yourself as evil because he does, because
he does have dispel evil and good?
Speaker 3: I think that is very specifically like an.
Speaker 2: Is it evil from the perspective the unicorn? Or does
the shark have to acknowledge himself as good as evil?
Speaker 1: I have a question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't actually think that's how the spell works.
The spell is actually just that's just the name of it.
It dispels a shark and aberrations and yeah, follows.
Speaker 5: Are you saying Christians are evil? Rustage? Is that where
you're saying right now?
Speaker 3: I am not.
Speaker 1: I would never say that. I would never say that.
Don't listen to the naughty man. He would just think
it we do Christians?
Speaker 2: Do Christians count as celestial though? Definitely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna say I'm sorry. I didn't think you were talking
to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're evil, Cody each will ten all right,
I got to roll.
Speaker 6: To make to see if I regenerate my will when
I do not in mind, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I have ninety feet of flying speed. I'm gonna move
over to walks here.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, what else it goes? Oh you're a fuss.
I'm so excused.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm just gonna start wailing on with my slums.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You just slamming, slamming her?
Speaker 3: She you know if you, if you, if you heard
her enough, she's.
Speaker 2: Wow critical hedge mess her up?
Speaker 3: That okay, Yeah, that's big damage.
Speaker 2: Seventeen damage.
Speaker 3: It was an okay amount of damage.
Speaker 2: It was it was fine, it was fine.
Speaker 1: Seventeen slam again. Oh and you you slam the card
beneath her, and that sort of floats downwards. She's also
kind of levitating, so you're both kind of levitating in
the air.
Speaker 5: Then she can find What we've learned is Cody has
a definitely deathly phobia of Alice in Wonderland asthetic, and
so he's very.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, Cody genuinely does have a phobia of like
Roberjo's cartoons.
Speaker 2: And this is coming dangerous. Oh yeah, it's very close
to this. This has only ever come up one time before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's that's that's me.
Speaker 2: I'm just stood next to Wallocks, you know, angry.
Speaker 3: Angry I think is going to rip this unicorner part.
Speaker 1: Let's see, let's see she gets another double crit can't
imagine imagine if her whole battle is just double kritting
random record. Yeah, one, two, I mean she hits.
Speaker 3: One of those ten damage. It's not even that much.
Speaker 2: Didn't even get all the damage it healed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Norman, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Warlocksiers now behind me.
Speaker 4: For the problem is Cody, is there, can I position
my beam in a way that it's five feet or
like four feet from more locks.
Speaker 1: Year I think you would have to get on a
different piece of rock to be able to do that.
Speaker 5: You're kind of looking up too, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You're below and looking up and Cody is bigger.
Speaker 4: Oh this not Yeah, which piece of rock would you recommend?
Did I try and like jump and climb to this
one here as I have?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just amand of an acrobatics. You just jumped to
just jump to the rock to your side. You can
do that, yeah, yeah, the one I wanted to go
on originally. Yeah, to your original rock. What's up, mister Green?
Speaker 5: Here's Norman. Have you considered Cody's a big, strong guy
and he can take it?
Speaker 4: Think I mean worth case.
Speaker 1: You might just have to take it now you fourteen?
Speaker 2: I think you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you make your way. You make your way around there.
That's good enough for me. That's not too difficult of
a movement. And you're now on. You are now in
position to be able to blast WHATOXI again with a sunbeam.
Speaker 4: And then I reactivate or use my action to reactivate sunbeam,
which is great because I have like no other spell slots.
So like the fact that they keep on doing this
is the.
Speaker 1: Unreal She succeeds the conceve damn. Okay, but half the
damage three the eight right, yeah, whatever it says, oh
fourteen damage.
Speaker 3: By fourteen, yeah, dealing some damage.
Speaker 1: You keep continuously blasting Warloxias.
Speaker 4: Fire her boys focus fire her.
Speaker 3: Is now Whatia's turn?
Speaker 1: She has a choice here between Norman and Cody, who
had definitely her two main threats, for one of her
big splashy spells she does on her turn. She's used
powered pain, she's used feeble mind. Oh oh oh oh
that's a sound good.
Speaker 6: That good.
Speaker 1: Hm hmmm. I think I think she's going to use
crown of Stars. Oh sh seven star like motes of
light appear in orbit her head. I think there's a
thing that just exists now as well, because she now
could use her bonus action to send one of those
motes of stars striking towards a creature object within one
hundred and twenty feet. When you do, say make a
rain spell attack on hit the target, h's forty twelve
damage whether you hit or miss, the note explodes, And uh,
it's not even that good.
Speaker 2: I mean, she can't hit me. I'm inside of a
giant teapot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah, fuck it.
Speaker 1: But she's she just has this now, and so she
could cast another spell next turn and use the Crown
of Stars.
Speaker 3: That's the whole idea.
Speaker 1: So she activates Crown of Stars, and the Crown of
Stars is going to go towards you, Norman, because you're
at range and it misses. I think, oh yeah, dude,
and it just explodes.
Speaker 4: Class is thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh your Armo Claus is thirteen apparently.
Speaker 2: Oh you are a wizard in like a hoodie, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a wizard.
Speaker 3: It hits you.
Speaker 1: You take thirty two damage. Thirty two damage. It's okay, sorry, stars, Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's really good.
Speaker 9: Actually, wait, arcane deflection what.
Speaker 3: What does that do?
Speaker 1: Do? What does it do?
Speaker 4: You can use your reaction to gain a plus two bonus.
You're a c against the attack.
Speaker 1: This is the only time this.
Speaker 2: Time.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the star you're flying towards you, and
you fucking parry out of the sky.
Speaker 4: For like the last ten levels, I've wanted to use
arcane deflection and I almost forgot about it.
Speaker 3: Other class is so low.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, that was like a dark soul's parry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it comes towards me, and I'm just like, I
don't wear armor because we've got to focus on the
drip and then I knocking.
Speaker 1: Await just you wait, warlocks, he has next turn. She
could cast a spell and hit someone with a crown
of stars. So oh gosh, yeah, if she.
Speaker 2: Gets the next turn, I'm gonna kill her.
Speaker 1: M Hatchicko's turn. I think Hatchicka will probably bite Brian.
He doesn't have a lot of spell slots remaining, and
he's going to save the healing for chat.
Speaker 4: Chat chats, always giving me all this device. All I'm
saying is I never take any damage. Guys, it doesn't matter.
All the boys are always in the front and I
run backwards every fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, every time she's biting an animal. Okay, he's
doing good, he's doing and he's going to give barticaspiration
to Cody. Oh yeah, because he trusts you the most.
But it is now, Brian the Unicorn's turn final.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna come at the guy who was punching
him in the face?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably will come at the guy who was
punching him at the face. So what does he have?
He has hoofs, he has horns, he has teleportation, he
has don't estimate a horse's bite.
Speaker 2: I know from experience that hurts like shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, it does very much feel like the all of
her Unicorn spells are designed so that he can run
away as easily as possible because he has entangle and
pass without trace and dispelling magic and calming emotions. I
think he might calm your emotions as just what he's
talking about, just to chill you out, so you'll stop,
so you'll be friendly with him. Okay, so I needed
you to do give me a christmasaving throw each humanoid
at twenty foot radius, so that's everyone around him.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, do I keep advantage on that or no?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter twenty with your first roll anyway, So
you do.
Speaker 1: You succeed. But that's too angry to be calm.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're angry.
Speaker 1: But Hatchik does a charismas save isn't a human mind?
Is a dog?
Speaker 2: He's dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, you're right, a dog.
Speaker 5: But he's got like he understands language.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, but so could all dogs maybe.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, that was a really good point.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, wait, well the Pomo and Kattia and oh Jesus,
oh my god, I got to think about Jesus. Jesus
is already.
Speaker 2: Calm but chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so Palmo chills out. Cassia chills out and
forgets about her dead dog. That's the only thing I
know about John Wick. And then Jesus also chills out.
Jesus goes hy, sorry, just falls asleep. Yeah yeah. He
just pulls out like a bag of like crisps, Dorito's
or something, and he just lays down, just starts vibing.
Speaker 3: He like creates a sofa.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Amen, you know, why are we even fired? Dude, Let's
just chill out. Let's let's put it on for me.
Speaker 3: Let's put on that Nazareth football. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Let's let's watch it.
Speaker 2: I think you mean soccer. No, man, I remember Jesus
American residence.
Speaker 3: I meant American football.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, okay, Otherwise I would have just said football,
but I said Nazareth instead of American.
Speaker 3: That was you get it?
Speaker 5: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: But I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: So Nazareth, Nazareth the NFL. You like, there's layers to
these jokes. If I had the joke Amulets, I would
be getting the damage every time. I'm just saying, I
do this guy. Okay, Anyway, we love Christians here, Agnes.
Speaker 3: It's your turn, Aglas.
Speaker 2: Actually, before I was gonna say, I'm just floating in
the tea. I can't really do anything because I'm I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Say that warlocks here out of anger of the lightning
thing is going to summon a guy in your tea.
That's because she gets that one summon a toy soldier
appears in your tea. In the tea, well, he doesn't
he he doesn't need to breathe because he's made of wood.
Speaker 2: That's doesn't need to breathe either.
Speaker 1: It's fine, sorry, Daniel Whie. What's the problem?
Speaker 5: Nutcracker themed or like green Army Man.
Speaker 3: Themed Cracker themed cracking?
Speaker 2: Definitely not Cracker theme?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, cool, yeah, cookie run Nutcracker themed.
Speaker 2: I'll crack your nuts.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he thought. Hello, the glorious
toy Soldier. You can call me the Great, no, the
Greatest night Great here with me?
Speaker 2: What the hell? All right?
Speaker 1: I have one sworn job, and it is to protect
my queen.
Speaker 2: You're helping me now. You're my new toy soldier.
Speaker 1: It is your turn unless he gets the twelve minutes
of right.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm lethargic.
Speaker 6: I can't do anything, oh because he stended.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're all ended.
Speaker 2: I cannot move. I cannot I can make a free
action to like say that to the toy soldier. That's
like all I can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, you know what, that feels like a
good confort casting your two spells in one turn. Then
that was fair.
Speaker 2: Now that seems like a good backdraft. Yeah, I'm okay
with that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're just sort of floating in the tea.
It doesn't go all the way to the top, so
you can just float up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm fine, I'm just floating.
Speaker 1: Toy Soldier bone Slaw's turn. He is so far away
from everything right now. He doesn't know anything that's happening
in the teapot. You guys are a million miles away
from him. He would have seen me jump in, but
I don't.
Speaker 2: Know if he would join you, because that's up to well,
so is he.
Speaker 1: He is a lunatic with the purpose of charging towards
the enemy at all possible moments. You're a lunatic jumping
into a teapot. I don't think he thinks the enemies.
He can see what the enemy is right now, the cross.
His enemy is Brian the unicorn, but he can't get there,
and said, he's just going to jump across the gap
and land. Hopefully he does. He's very good at the jumping.
He is the little he's got good feet, and he does.
He lands, that's his turn. Jesus is chill, so that's
his turn. Cattier is chilled out currently. So Cattier is
just going to like vibe as well for the moment
and say, you know what, I don't think this horse
is so bad.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm going to fire a bow at warlocks here.
Speaker 1: In's dead, okay, And then so she pulls out the
low boat loads in another spectral arrow. Will see they've
been they've been hitting really well recently. Nope, that one
misses flies past will Helm, your son.
Speaker 5: Acted by a giant attention slut. Sorry, I'm going to
I mean, I don't think I have much of an
option here. I'm just gonna keep punching the unicorn. I
don't see his healthpr which is annoying, but I'm just
gonna assume.
Speaker 3: I'm he's very low. He's very low.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, great, then yeah, let's just go ahead. I
lost my advantage, which sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus is no longer praying for you because he's
kind of just chilled out.
Speaker 3: He's vibed out.
Speaker 1: You critically fail you You you're not feeling the vibes. Man,
you're not feeling the vibes. You're more angry. Now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well here's my joke. All right, Well, does the
shark know that he was trying to be calmed? Like what?
I know that that was?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: I also think it's half.
Speaker 5: Of infinity Infinity?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: No way, there's no way.
Speaker 1: You do one and then crit There's no way. You say,
there's no way, there's no way that, there's no.
Speaker 4: Way you want a gamer?
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Move your microphone back off?
Speaker 3: I think your cat knocks it away.
Speaker 5: Sorry about that?
Speaker 1: There's no way. All right, you do you crit him.
Speaker 5: And the shark bites.
Speaker 1: I love that, and you get to have the joke
as well.
Speaker 3: Double that as well. Give me two D eight, roll
two D eight, Just roll.
Speaker 1: A two D eight for the joke. Yeah you killed yeah,
you kill the unicorn? Do you want to? How do
you want to?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You just how do you want to do it?
Speaker 5: And I say it so hard it just explodes how do.
Speaker 1: You want to? Yeah? Yeah, you make your one liner
and you shatter the unicorn into a billion pieces. And
it wasn't a punch.
Speaker 5: This wasn't a punch. It was improvised weapon.
Speaker 3: What are you using?
Speaker 5: Can I rip off its horn and stab it?
Speaker 1: You should my gone. The unicorn can only be killed
by its own horn, it says, as it dies, I'm
just gonna keep going.
Speaker 5: It's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, this is very William Shakespeare review. As
the bloodied mess of the unicorn splatters the ground and
then disappears into pink clouds.
Speaker 4: It's scary, William Shakespeare spear of you. It's like a
whole new context normally what that said, it's like, does
have one.
Speaker 1: More less to action to eld just blast someone before
your turn, Cody, I think she's gonna. I think she's
just gonna excuse me.
Speaker 5: I have one word?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 1: There's nothing else here though, Yeah, but I know it
just we've got movement. You can't get to wallocks here,
but you can still get closer.
Speaker 2: You're trying to fuck me rusted.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry man.
Speaker 5: How thick are those chains? Can I run across these chains? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're big, they're big.
Speaker 5: Change. I'm going to run as close as I can
because I'm gonna try and be useful here.
Speaker 1: Just running. Okay, cool, cool, cool, I can Yeah, thirty
feet alright, I.
Speaker 2: Want to lose that because I want to build a
help if I can.
Speaker 3: Cool cool cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, locks, she is as seeing you approach, Wox,
He's going to fire an elder just blast at you.
Speaker 4: Okay, she's blasting.
Speaker 1: She is blasting.
Speaker 3: Norman says, sorry, No, she's not going to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh, she is going to teleport away because she doesn't
get it slammed by.
Speaker 3: The air element.
Speaker 2: I want to slam her.
Speaker 1: She's going to teleport to the furthest possible place she
can on the other side of the mav ohh okay, yeah,
further than ninety feet away. That is her legendary action. Cody,
it's your turn. God she can teleport feet, so she
teleports one hundred and twenty feet. I'm not a coward.
I'm just realistic. Yes, Ah, that RUMs what I was
going to do. This has been a lot of fun,
but I really don't want to die area. Yeah, then indoor.
Speaker 2: I'm going to fly ninety feet.
Speaker 3: You gotta fly your ninety feet.
Speaker 2: I'm going to land on like past the clock face
where everyone else.
Speaker 6: Is quite far away from wallocks here, and I'm going to,
as a bonus action, dismiss my wild ship.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, you are no longer in elemental You come
out of it and you're just regular Cody again. Oh yeah,
and I'm going to nice your line, she says begs.
Speaker 6: I'm going to cass cord lightning at level four. Who so,
giant cloud is going to appear above us, which should
cover most of this area, so she hopefully I should.
Speaker 3: Be Yeah, it's gonna hit.
Speaker 1: So she takes the nineteen damage as she is struck
by a bolt of lightning.
Speaker 3: I what is it with me and lightning today?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? When she compliments me, I just go, I'm engaged.
There you go, yeah, all right, that's me though.
Speaker 5: I have a whole speech of electricity powers are the
best powers, and I will give it someday.
Speaker 2: If you want.
Speaker 3: That as like an epilogue, you just do.
Speaker 1: You go back to your mafia goons that you're friends with,
and you're like, guys, electricity it's the new thing.
Speaker 3: Gosh, I guess Palmo is got nothing to go.
Speaker 2: Now, she's too chill.
Speaker 1: She's too chill, but I mean she's getting less chill.
What is the horse has gone? The horse is gone.
They're not chilling anymore. Oh okay, yeah, Pomo comes over.
I'm not chilling anymore. I'm I'm pissed off. She's gonna
she's gonna do as much mood as she can, but
she can't doesn't have as much range because she used
for us slots Norman short.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, she's one hundred and fifty feet away from me.
One hundred and fifty five feet away from me. So
what I'm gonna do? So I'm gonna acrobatics again. Jump
back down to the rock. Try to use thirty feet
of movement. I want to get to the edge of
the rock as far as I can. Yeah, go ahead,
rolling acrobatics, man, I haven't got much to work on
in a while.
Speaker 3: You've alally just been jumping around rocks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm using my thirty feet to get
as far as I can. Yes, and then I'm gonna
cast fly Okay, does end my concentration on the sunbeam?
And then oh, by the way, guys, side note, I
didn't actually need to do that, cool Perry. But I
did anyway because I have durable magic, which means I
get plus two while concentrating.
Speaker 2: So that's good.
Speaker 4: So I did actually need the plus I did actually
need the plus two A C.
Speaker 2: That's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, still cool, look, okay, cool it was.
Speaker 4: It was a cool Perry the gamer moment Norman forgot
you had that. Okay, I'm gonna fly an additional sixty
feet over here, yes, and then I miss floating in
the air channel. Aura points.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, anyway, all right. Is it that it gives
you a fly speed of sixty or or is that
what it is?
Speaker 4: Fly By you touched the wilding creature, the target gains
a flying speed of sixty.
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess, so, I guess.
Speaker 1: I never really thought about the fact that you could
run thirty feet and then fly sixty.
Speaker 4: Norman's got a big brain.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna look into
it yet. I'm just gonna let you do it for
now because I'm sure somebody will correct it if it's wrong.
But for the moment you you ran and then flew
and there you are. So Cody and Norman, you guys
are back near each other. There is a lobotomized black
Beard next to you. Hagness for black Beard. Yes, toy soldier,
toy soldier swims towards you.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I was do what I can to fight my queen.
Speaker 5: But for me, now you're missing. That doesn't even hit me.
I have an into the wall splash.
Speaker 1: That's why I have two attacks.
Speaker 2: But let it, let it do it. Dam thirteen damage.
That's fine, would you do I have a reaction. It
actually doesn't say anything in haste that I lose a reaction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you've had your tone now, so I
think it's fine.
Speaker 2: I got my reaction back. All right, Hell it's rebuke then,
Oh yeah, I took that magic initiate, which actually works
really well for agnes Hellish rebuke. All right, fire, Oh,
just take a save.
Speaker 1: Oh he succeeds. He always succeeds, but he does probably
because he's in tea.
Speaker 3: He's covered in tea, so he's not as effective.
Speaker 2: He takes like three three fire damage.
Speaker 1: Three fire damage. Okay, you charge a little bit of
his wooden skin. I see you are a witch, therefore
you must be slain.
Speaker 2: Damn straight. Wait what.
Speaker 1: Warlocksia's turned. She is going to use a bonus action
first with her crown of stars. This time, a crown
of stars is going towards you, Cody Laurn. Oh no,
does it hit Yes, it hits me thirteen thirteen. Normally
get to thirty six, and you're going to thirteen. Okay, okay,
it's fine.
Speaker 2: Do I need to rule a concentration?
Speaker 1: Oh? I guess so, But do you do? You just
have to be a ten? I think, yeah, just be
a ten. You got it?
Speaker 3: You got this?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what is it? Constitution saving?
Speaker 3: Constitution safe? You just got to be a ten.
Speaker 1: You got this.
Speaker 3: There's no way you fail. Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2: There you go, okay, okay, yeah you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, Norman,
that once? So finger of death?
Speaker 4: May h you can you can finger of death me anytime?
Speaker 3: Give me a con saving throw, Norman? What you fail?
Speaker 4: What do I need?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: What do you need?
Speaker 2: Need?
Speaker 3: Twenty?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I get plus two to all things. That's a sixteen,
and then with arcane deflection, I could add another. I
could get the eighteen. Oh no, I can get the twenty.
Speaker 1: How twenty enough.
Speaker 4: Arcane desplection gives me a plus four.
Speaker 1: Let's do some math to saving throws against spells. This
might save you because it does a lot of dimension.
Speaker 4: You can use your reaction to gain a plus two
to your AC or a plus four to your saving
throw and then yeah, gerbil magic gives me a plus
two to my AC. What's the math on that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you don't is not against your Yeah, you know,
get plus ing two a C is not going to
help this as all.
Speaker 4: No, uh and all saving throws. I'm in my mind bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eight, it only gets you to nineteen nineteen. Oh,
it's actually you should have got the bodygainsiration from Hatchiko.
Speaker 3: You take fifty five points of damage.
Speaker 1: Oh actually white, Yeah, you take fifty five points of
That's that is Figer of death.
Speaker 3: Let me read it.
Speaker 1: The tbarget must when it casts you to say both
it takes seventy eight plus thirty necrossic damage or a
failed save.
Speaker 2: Why I say this this is less of a whimsical
place than I originally assumed.
Speaker 1: This is the most whimsical thing I could ever think
of as a giant figure of.
Speaker 4: Death is getting hit by that make me lose concentration
on a fly?
Speaker 1: That's a very good point. You have to do a
con saving throw and you've got to beat a twenty seven.
Speaker 4: So I fall into the clock.
Speaker 1: How far in the air were you because I don't
think you were that Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wasn't that high, but I would say, let me
do the math here, maybe like fifteen feet above the clock.
I had to fly up from below the clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to take an additional five damage.
Speaker 1: Then as you slabbled to the clock face, the clock
goes boom, rusted.
Speaker 2: He got twenty?
Speaker 1: How did he get twenty?
Speaker 4: How do I get twenty? I have a thirteen armor
class thirteen thirty.
Speaker 1: You have a conserve of fourteen fourteen?
Speaker 4: Oh I have a twenty then?
Speaker 2: Oh there you go? All right? You wired? All right?
I got it?
Speaker 1: Oh my.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, okay, you take that.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: My first episode.
Speaker 1: Damage twenty seven. You take twenty seven damage and roll
your con save now to keep your fly up because
that would be half of twenty seven, which is like four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said you're still flying.
Speaker 4: I'm still taking it.
Speaker 1: You take it. The finger of death of you in
your twenty seven damage, it wraps around because you you're
so durable to magic saving throws.
Speaker 4: Wow, the indie is so fun. I'm glad I'm playing it.
Speaker 1: For the first There I go, saying to come up
edit around that flavor question.
Speaker 5: Does she point her finger or does a giant finger
appear in the sky?
Speaker 1: She pats her fingers in a giant purples sparkling finger
appears in the sky and rushes towards Norman.
Speaker 4: And then like, yeah, that's like the one piece solo
leveling treatment, where like, after I take all that damage,
I have like an aura to me now, fly flying
in the air. I want to be glowing like purple.
Speaker 1: Okay, you could be glowing like purple, but it's you're
glowing purple. But you're the only one who can see it.
Speaker 4: That matters to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I guess Hatchiko runs over and it gets
as far as he can and he's gonna give body
inspiration to what it would Cody would lose if he
gave it to Norman. So he's not gonna he's not
gonna use it. Okay, Agnes, you're in the tee with.
Speaker 2: All right. I crack my neck and it's time to
get going, all right, attack action, grapple, let's go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're doing an athletics contest or whatever it is.
He's pretty strong. So you've now grappled the toy soldier.
Speaker 2: He's in a headlock. I have him in a headlock. Yeah,
all right, when you have a chop for you now movement.
I'm just gonna like, I have a second attack. I've
extra attack.
Speaker 5: Can I rush the teapot to break through it and
jump out and try to grab on it.
Speaker 1: I guess you could make an attack on the edge
of the tea cup shoulder check thunder gauntlet, right, you
have a thunder guntlet right, yes, yeah, it's a ten arm,
a class for inanimate objects. So you do hit and
since it's inanimate, yeah yeah, yeah, shatter the teapot. So
you and the toy soldier come flying out of the
teapot tea alright, rushing down. You're now on a tea
waterfall down into the void below.
Speaker 2: Well no if I okay, So the way I'm picturing
this is I'm rushing out. So maybe this chain right here,
if I could jump and try to get this chain, okay.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so that's that's the.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to do some maneuver.
Speaker 1: Maybe on your next action on your next turd, because
at the moment you're just you've come out of the world.
Speaker 2: The entire action is just breaking my I try to
grab something next time, gotcha? All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I have this grapple toy soldier in a headline arm.
Speaker 5: Oh you'll see. I still haven't figured it out yet.
That's scares me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Bone Slow now sees this happening, and
he's going to do the bone slaw maneuver of jumping
through the air and grabbing both of you and landing.
Yeah if hes because this is what he does. This
is what he does.
Speaker 2: Is this thing, this is his thing.
Speaker 1: Leaps through the air, grab you're grabbing the toy soldiers.
So he grabs you, and you guys land on like
the floaty bit of chain behind the teapot ah, and
then he looks at the toy soldier and he starts
pummeling the toy soldier with advantage.
Speaker 2: I hold him up, like, bring it on, come on,
pommel him.
Speaker 1: Okay, he gets the two fins. Oh, and he just
that's enough to kill it. So who just smashes the
toy soldier into pieces, ah, and the toy soldier dies Jesus,
he's I'm gonna say he's still chill. Kat here is
going to fire a long bow at You know, I
think Cati has done more to warlocks here than a
lot of the NPCs have, So it was it was
good for you to bring her along.
Speaker 3: Twenty two.
Speaker 1: She keeps hitting the seven damage. Ah, will Helm, it's
your turn.
Speaker 5: Okay, no way I can reach them in time. But
you know what I do got.
Speaker 1: What do you got?
Speaker 2: Commanding strike?
Speaker 1: This is exactly the time you use a commanding strike?
Who are you using it on?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 5: Where is she on the map to the bottom on
the left, the bottom left corners.
Speaker 2: Okay, Cody, what can commanding strike?
Speaker 3: It could be a spell?
Speaker 1: Right, it's it just take an action, right spell speller
attack action?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, I think so let's double check that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's double strike. Let's double check that.
Speaker 2: Let's double strike.
Speaker 1: Let's double strike that. Okay, uh, commander strike, what do
you do? So choose a friendly creature?
Speaker 3: See you hear you?
Speaker 1: That creature committee use this reaction to make one weapon attack. Sorry,
it has to be a weapon attack.
Speaker 2: Okay, I won't be able to do that then, But
Paulmert has a ball, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you could make catch a fire her
bow again, Katja could.
Speaker 2: Fire a bow. That's so funny. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. Pomo's weapon doesn't have that range. Katu is
literally the only one who can. Nobody has a gun.
Speaker 2: He's black Beard.
Speaker 5: He literally was known for having like eight muskets.
Speaker 1: Black Beard is brain dead right now. He doesn't know
what a gun is.
Speaker 2: He's on the floor ling his nose with musket. He's
black Beard.
Speaker 5: Okay, so nothing Cony can do, and I'll stick with that.
Speaker 1: Black Beard has just he's got he's got a little
tablet and he's just watching swabbed.
Speaker 3: He does Gangham style on loop. That is all he's doing.
Speaker 2: And commanded to break. I don't know if you row
for it.
Speaker 5: It just it just happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You add your superiority die to her attack, which
I think is a D ten for you. So you
you're get to a command caddy to fire her boat.
Speaker 5: Yep, yeah, and the superiority die.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, let's hope she hits. She has been hitting. Yeah,
wait does the spirits? Did I get added to the
two hits or to the to the damage. Add spirituy
eye to the to the damage. She doesn't hit A sixteen,
just doesn't hit. So she You command her to fire
a boat and she fires it and it just narrowly
misses Warlocksia.
Speaker 5: You can do it again, Okay, I'm gonna run closer
and then do it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, she's gonna do it again.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean she's trying. She's trying.
Speaker 3: She was hitting this whole time.
Speaker 2: Well, greatest weakness is someone just running away from us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 2: She is perfectly suited to fighters. She has her own
little space, a giant map, and she can teleport around it.
Damn it. I wouldn't say she.
Speaker 5: Does the high ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, And I will say she's going to
use a legendary action now to Eldris blas Katia just
because has just been fired like a billion arrows at her.
That hits Katia. A caddy takes twenty damage, so that's
not good for her. She gets a blast into one
of her arms. Ah, hey, put me closer.
Speaker 5: I said, I ran closer.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can move your own token.
Speaker 5: Oh I had no idea.
Speaker 1: Were episode sixty sixty a few months save.
Speaker 2: A Beard since the last time we've done this.
Speaker 1: So yes, yeah, Schwaberty the only competent D and D
player here. Please please do something and I will Zane
whited out the Swabi does gang of style mentioned from before?
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. I'm just checking if I think.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it uses my full action to call lightning on
each of my turn, so that will be my again.
Speaker 3: Where that's fine.
Speaker 1: She's got terrible debts, she fails it. How much damage? Wow?
Speaker 3: Five twenty five is good? Visibly weaker.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna continue walking towards it. I am. My talking
is still quite big, by the way. I'm still a
big boy on that.
Speaker 1: On this, yeah, yeah you want to you want to
keep walking towards her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna move your feet towards her like this.
And then I'm just checking for I have a bonus action.
Speaker 1: You might think I do. You can worldshape again, I can't.
Speaker 2: It takes two whirld ships to turn it on elemental.
Speaker 3: You could turn it to like a dog.
Speaker 2: I can no. No, I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: I not even have like heal word. I don't. Yeah,
now that's gonna be mean. Then I'm just like marching towards.
Speaker 3: Towards it and lightning strikes her.
Speaker 1: She will now use her legendary second second legendary ax
to teleport away. Figured, she's she's back where she started.
Speaker 2: Should have me covered? Should have me?
Speaker 1: She's now back where you started, which is one hundred
seventy feet away from you.
Speaker 3: Does the storm move?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought so? Should I check? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, the storm cloud appears in a shape above, and
then you just start lightning striking from the storm cloud.
Yeah I can't. You can't. I don't think you can
move the storm cloud.
Speaker 2: No, you can't. I don't think you will. Wait you
can wait a yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: Right here, everyone could read it. Yeah, yeah, I don't
think you can. So she teleports away because that's most
annoying enemy of all time, visibly goes for fuck's sake,
and then works in the opposite direction. Nor turn.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what is my new distance? Jesus Christ? Another
one and twenty?
Speaker 1: I mean, you have spells that are one hundred feet, so.
Speaker 2: There are you?
Speaker 4: I could cast fireball?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say. She has exhausted her list of summons.
She had a list that she got through and she's
run out. That's why she's now just teleporting around. We
need we need to go ahead.
Speaker 4: Oh, they say Norman is like farming Aura and he
thinks he's all cool. He's like, fuck this ship man.
She keeps on running away, turns around and cast fireball.
Speaker 3: That's her sixty feet range?
Speaker 1: No is it?
Speaker 4: Fireball is one hundred and fifty range?
Speaker 1: Fuck me? I thought it was sixty Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
cast fireball.
Speaker 3: She's gonna take that damage.
Speaker 4: Can't escape me. I have a spell for everything.
Speaker 3: She critically fails as well.
Speaker 1: Give me the diamond. You can't get a highest spell
per chance spell slow? Okay, turnough, just do.
Speaker 4: That radius eighty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: She's going to take that full damage twenty nine damage.
It's pretty good. That's on God. It is her turn
now though, and Norman, Oh no, she's gonna send a
crown of stars at you. Norman. How was the inteed it.
Speaker 3: Uh one hundred and.
Speaker 2: Twenty five from her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she could have touch of twenty five?
Speaker 1: Well she could have stepped four nineteen?
Speaker 3: Does hit you forty damage?
Speaker 1: Why does it do so much damage to Norman? I
do ten damage to Cody forty damage?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Whoa, Okay, now you're gonna do. Yeah, but you've got
to be a twenty beat a twenty. You have advantage, right,
because you're a warm mate. You have ah. I thought, yeah,
you failed you you fought to the ground, you take
the down.
Speaker 4: Plus floor and plus Yeah.
Speaker 1: You slam your face onto the ground.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, m ow so forty six damage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's gonna send an eldritch blast that
castsier again.
Speaker 2: That doesn't hit.
Speaker 1: Actually had cod Hachi Co says the dog laguage for
for Fox say, and then walks it over to Polo.
Speaker 4: This is more damage, and I've taken in a while.
Speaker 1: That doesn't have any of his high level hors lots.
I think, so he can't fiable firebork. He doesn't have it.
I think it's fire pork. So he does the cantrip
he has, he has one. He did he couldn't use
it before because Cody was always next to a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's seek sa Let's see, I.
Speaker 4: Don't take the six damage. I don't take the six damage.
Norman flew down before casting fireball.
Speaker 1: Otherwise fair enough. Yeah, well look here, for some reason
succeeds this saving throw against this fireball. She takes fifteen
damage or sixteen damage, sixteen damage. God, Agnes, it is
your turn. You are also go away. You are technic
the closest. You're seventy feet closest. And I look over,
I turn around. It's like, oh, for fox sake, she
keeps warping around. One more vortex warp left. She has
to make a con say, yeah, she's not going to
choose to fail this one, but this is very smart.
Where are you putting her?
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see if she's in the middle of the
She fails.
Speaker 1: She fails right.
Speaker 2: In front of black Beard and Shark like, all right.
Speaker 1: Honey, Wilhelm, okay, I will say, I will say. I
will let her use her lezardary action until after after Wilhelm, Now,
oh tony, oh tony, gives you strength as you Valia.
She's still not quite sure what's happening here, and she
warps over next to Wilhelm.
Speaker 3: Bone Slow is like, why didn't you war her next
to me?
Speaker 2: It's my time, my husband, my husbands to take care
of her.
Speaker 1: Bone Slows make it. He's gonta dash, that's it. Uh,
Jesus come.
Speaker 5: From the high ground. He's got high ground there, doesn't.
Speaker 3: He think it might be like lower.
Speaker 2: Actually, okay, okay, okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Jesus turns around, he gets off his couch and he
goes all right, man, looks like it's time to get personal.
He walks up next to you, Willhelm and he puts
a hand on your shoulder. You want to beat her
up together? Violent style? Yeah, yeah, violent style, violent style.
All right, let's do this. He's going to pull out
two nails and he's going to put them into his hands.
Speaker 2: What what is this power up?
Speaker 1: Well, he's going to do more average because he's got
nails in his hands.
Speaker 5: We just hearn the distance. Mighty morphine power Rangers.
Speaker 1: Jesus Rangers. Okay, let me load up Jesus. I don't
think I've loaded his characters shoot up because he's a
done anything. So I'm gonna yeah, strike strike, they both hit.
They're gonna do an extra two D four damage tack
religious strike We love Christians, thirty three damage.
Speaker 3: Holy fuck, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Just boo boo like nails into Warnockxias like shoulders. I
guess rips through her. Yeah. That's the power of Christ
and it compels you to die.
Speaker 2: Katia.
Speaker 1: Now it's short range, can run up and spectral daggers.
Speaker 2: Just beat the crap out of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought kill her now close.
Speaker 3: She's very close.
Speaker 1: Caddy has two attacks with spectral daggers Stab stab, stab.
One of them hits seven damage. Wilhelm, it is your turn.
You do actually have a chance to kill you. I
will say, I will say. If you don't kill her,
she will teleport at the end of your turn, and
then she'll be so far away. But this is how
like wartex warp dizziness. It gave her a couple turns
of of sort of being in a day's state of
being vortext you you can make two attacks on your turn,
but you would also use Fluria blows. She has quite
she's a sizeable chunk of HP left. You could kill
her this term, but there is a chance you can't.
It really depends on how good you roll. It's not guaranteed.
Speaker 5: Let's start with flurry or blows.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, that's okay, that you spend really good here.
Flower blows have to be after you take an attack action,
so that's that's after you have to do it.
Speaker 5: Okay, And I'll go ahead and do an improvised weapon attack. Yeah, yeah,
would a goading strike work on her right now? Or
would she still teleport away?
Speaker 3: She'd still teleport away, but she'd attack you afterwards.
Speaker 5: Like piss her off. Nothing to probably like she'd have
to have something that could like take away an action
from her.
Speaker 2: But that's going to be you can you can one
thousand percent and kill her right now? If I think
you just go all in.
Speaker 5: No, I think I have the perfect solution. Can Jesus
do that and nail attack again?
Speaker 1: No, no commanding strike, it's not his time. Ah, you're
doing commanding strike with Jesus. Yeah, how maneuvers you left?
I guess you could.
Speaker 5: I started with seven, So I think I'm down to
like my last couple. I haven't been keeping track.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you should.
Speaker 1: Still be short reds though. To be fair, you're fined. Okay,
you gotta be keeping track on them, all right. I
guess you can when you take an attack, actually one
of your turns, you can for go one of your
attacks and use oh and use a bonus action to Okay, Okay, cool.
So I guess Jesus could do another nail attack.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna literally here's me. I'm gonna do a
pump fake and then just Jesus coming from behind.
Speaker 1: All right, are you gonna do this twice? Because you
guess you can? Oh no, I guess it uses the
bonus action. That's why you can't use it twice. So yeah,
so when you use on catrich before you.
Speaker 2: Use strikers, one attack and then.
Speaker 1: And then you can attack with the other ohn. Yeah,
so make an improvised weapon attack. He's going to make
a strike attack. Those are going to go at the
same time. His hits, by the way, yours does not, unfortunately,
But but roll the d eight because the d eh
does get the spirit of your dice gets added to
his number. So eight fourteen plus four plus eight is
twenty six damage. She had twenty eight eight p remaining.
Speaker 2: I still got one more. I got one more in me.
Speaker 5: All right, that's not gotten.
Speaker 3: You know you don't, cause you use your bonus action
for commander strike.
Speaker 1: We just read now unfortunately, So I mean it was amazing, amazing, so.
Speaker 2: Close to finishing it round, but the nail.
Speaker 1: Goes into warloxia. The whatever you use it as an
improvised maybe you keeck.
Speaker 5: Out the joe fuck Oh wait, no, I don't remind.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, you didn't hit, so you missed. So it's
just the nail goes into Warloxia and like rips her apart.
Speaker 3: She is on two HP.
Speaker 1: Now we use her legendary action to teleport to the
furthest point away on top of a floating hat.
Speaker 3: She goes, you guys a fucking psychopaths. Oh I I
had this fun in my entire life.
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh man, I'm gonna have to start pulling out
the big guns. And she starts casting a spell. Now
what else does she have a laugh, She's gotta be
really a return. She is going to cast a powered
kill on somebody. Oh god, So if you do not
killer before her action, somebody will die.
Speaker 2: Guarantee how I killed? Oh yeah, you have to have
under one hundred HP, which I think we all do.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's one hundred max ege. But somebody
will die and I will roll for it. You do
get a saving throw?
Speaker 2: Oh christ? Yeah, I was gonna say, do we get
a Say you don't.
Speaker 3: Get a saving throw?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I don't think we do.
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, so somebody will die when it's her turn, Cody,
it is your turn.
Speaker 2: I think I only have one spell which you can reach.
Speaker 6: So I move my thirty feet to the edge of
the platform that I'm on on the other side of
the map.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say everybody is think Cody, you one
hundred and thirty five feet away again, Oh, I.
Speaker 6: See what you mean, one twenty feet If it goes
one twenty feet, but then then.
Speaker 1: It's a sixty foot radio so it will reach her right, Yes,
it will reach her just at the edge of the
storm cloud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then something the other side of this.
Speaker 1: It just like storms. Yes, a storm comes. She's got
to do a saving throw.
Speaker 2: This is killing her. Even if she succeeds, you might
roll bad.
Speaker 6: Hopefully, Yeah, no, it should definitely she succeeded in the
saving throw, so give me the roll.
Speaker 2: There's no way this is less than two days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ten.
Speaker 1: Let's you are going to zap.
Speaker 3: I mean you could describe how you want to finish
off for locks here.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 6: It is just like from the other side of the world,
like my storm cloud above me disappears and I just
fucking throw my hands up hail Mary, trying to get
one all the way over.
Speaker 2: To her, and then it just blasts her with a
big lightning strike, big o.
Speaker 1: Lightning strike comes down and she goes, I fucking hate lightning.
And she integrates and the world around you collapses, and yeah,
everything falls away. You fall into the void, all of you,
until eventually you softly land back in the white void
of the Vestorial world. And the Historia looks over at you. Oh,
my god, free from from death and yeah.
Speaker 2: This immediately runs over to black Beard. My sweet, what
did they do?
Speaker 1: Will take care of you? The Storia, I can't believe
you did it. We're almost there. Yeah, I have enough
power in me. Now I have enough power. I can
I can give you you at the equivalent of a
long rest. Well, I could do it, just you just
gotta give you. You gotta give me a second to
do it. And she starts like, she starts like. It
feels like she's casting a magic thing. And as she
does this, giant blade comes from behind and pierces her
through the chest.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, and she goes ugh.
Speaker 1: And she looks behind her and the door to the
Paladin thing is wide open, and behind Vestoria is this
giant suit of armor and light. It is palladium, laid
bare before you, standing there, sword through Vestoria. She rips
it out and says I have had enough of this.
Speaker 3: And he points a finger at all of you and
he says.
Speaker 1: You want to go back so bad.
Speaker 2: You want to go back so bad.
Speaker 1: I'll send you back. And the void starts moving around
you and starts shifting. Oh, send you back, and that
way you will never be able to take this away
from me. And the void starts continuing to shift around you,
and the Norman around you. You see walls come up
that you know, like you see your TV starts to materialize,
bookcase the shark.
Speaker 3: You see buildings come up around you.
Speaker 1: Cody, you see like gym equipment starts spawning out of nowhere,
and everyone starts feeling weaker and weaker and weaker, and
then suddenly there's just a flash and we'll start. Cody,
you are back in the gym protein shaking hand you have.
You are level zero, you have no abilities and you
just you're standing there and your your your grim brows
are there. If you remember the names are like, hey man,
there was a cool set you just did. O. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love the muse of the current time of the
ninet eighties.
Speaker 6: What I like, I look down at the protein chick
and I'm like looking through the lid, because that's that's
how I like got eat the cabin, like staring down
trying to unscrew it.
Speaker 2: No, I need to go back.
Speaker 4: It's not time yet.
Speaker 1: We weren't ready that we cut to Norman. Norman, you
just hear You're like your eyes open up and you
hear your mom go.
Speaker 8: No, man, are you jacking up to Adamy Cars in
your room again? Come downstairs, your your great uncle cousin
is here to see you. And I've just been talking
about how much of a disappointment you are, and I
just want to prove it to him.
Speaker 4: I'm not coming down. What is going on? What is
going on right now? I see white food posters on
my wall? That hear my mom, I'm so confused.
Speaker 3: The shark.
Speaker 1: You're back in the alleyway mugging that guy and he's like,
please don't hurt me. He's on the ground, please, you
have my wallet?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: Checks out? All right? Cool?
Speaker 1: Bye? You start leaving, Anthony. I actually don't know where
you got esocide from. So where did Agnes.
Speaker 5: Would go back to fourteen fifty three at the little
bar so she was working.
Speaker 1: Agnes would go back to there, but we would cut
you would you would come out of Agnes in the
process of this, Yes, yes, because the order the necklace
abilities disappear. So then Anthony you go back to where
you've resworn probably a few times before. And for Anthony,
this is really weird because I guess Anthony would like
he would come back into the void and see their
story a stabbed for a second, and then immediately come
back and for him his danger ground.
Speaker 2: Come back into the void where Agnes was holding on
to Blackbeard who's been lobotomized, and then see the story
it gets stabbed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you go back to the start of
your day wherever you got Esocyde from with with your wife.
Speaker 2: I'm in the future, h and uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5: We're watching our hollow vision set or something, and that's
where I got.
Speaker 1: You're just chilling out, Cody back to you again. You're panicking,
your your your gym mat to what do you want
to do.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to like pull on my powers in somewhere right,
because I mean we've been here, we've been doing this
for like a year and now or whatever, like it's
all like natural for me. So I'm like trying to
pull on my magic wild chips anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just nothing's coming, nothing's coming, none
of your man you know, even if you feel physically
weaker as well, like yeah, oh no, just yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Do I do I have my arm?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say no, you don't have your arm. Actually
I'm want to.
Speaker 2: Say, yeah, I don't have my own. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say you don't have your arm. You're
you're reverted right to the state of being weak. So
actually you don't have your arm, and and and you
could use that as evidence to be like you've been
reverted to a state of weakness as opposed to like
time teleport.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I'm gonna try and renounce that.
Speaker 1: Okay, you you you run outside, you go, it goes well, bro,
where are you going? You open the door, and it
is not San Francisco.
Speaker 3: When you open the door, it is just a completely
different city.
Speaker 2: You don't record because that's not where I'm from.
Speaker 3: Sorry, where you Sacramento?
Speaker 1: Right, It is not Sacramento when you open It's not
Sacramentar When you open the door.
Speaker 3: It is a comp city.
Speaker 1: It's colder.
Speaker 5: Is it Chicago?
Speaker 1: It's not Chicago? It is it is a cleally different
city entirely. It actually looks quite suburban. You don't recognize
it immediately, but you.
Speaker 2: Do at any points of interest, like, well, the.
Speaker 1: Biggest point of interest to you is a giant figure
standing above oh Palladium, destroying buildings in his way with
a giant great sword. All right, let's cut to Norman question, do.
Speaker 4: I have, like any case see my stats in any way?
Speaker 1: I know you don't.
Speaker 3: You can't bring up your part sheet or anything like that.
Speaker 4: My mom wanted to shut the floor up. I'm like,
I opened up my window.
Speaker 3: You open up your window, and it's not New York City.
Speaker 1: It is the same sort of suburban like city escape.
And you can also see Palladium in the distance, just
ripping through houses and buildings, almost like he's looking.
Speaker 4: Magic is this and he's looking for us?
Speaker 1: Interesting again, the shark. You actually just walked out of
the alleyway, right, So I.
Speaker 5: Started turning and then I turned back to the guy.
Is that okay?
Speaker 3: That's fine?
Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna crash down and be like, look,
I have this memory that I killed William Shakespeare and
there was a guy named rat Bama and we started
a brewery. I'm pretty sure my fists were on fire
for a little. Does any of this where out? How
long have I been standing? What I don't? Is Jesus real?
Speaker 3: That's what we will be asking.
Speaker 1: I've actually been questioning my faith a lot recently, especially
when he started beating me for my money. I thought
Jesus would never let this happen to me.
Speaker 5: I've met him. He's a pretty chill guy. Actually he's
pretty chill. I just oh, do I still have my limp?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Is my leg?
Speaker 4: How's my leg?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your leg's bad?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wait, my hey, all right, so I'm talking like this
the whole time. Actually, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: You also you are also bored. So he goes your hair.
I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 5: Do I see it on the floor in the alley.
Speaker 3: No, it's just gone, it is it's still you? Uh yeah?
Speaker 1: No so you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever loathes and equipment you had you have?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, chamber around and I just look at
the guy to go stay there in case I need
to talk to you later.
Speaker 2: Don't move, and I'm gonna leave the alley.
Speaker 3: Okay, you walk out of the alley.
Speaker 1: And as you leave the alley it is it is
the same sort of suburban like it's It looks a
little bit like a city. You can always see a
city in the distance, and you see the giant figure.
The cars are modern. You have stepped into the future
for you, yes, so for you, importantly, this is very
much like a twenty twenties city. And you see parked
cars and they're driving down the road, the left hand
side of the road, and I know.
Speaker 3: Crazy, Oh sure, I know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and yeah you You then cut to Anthony, Anthony,
you're watching television.
Speaker 2: Is my wife next to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your wife's always been here every time you go back.
Speaker 2: You, Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, what's honey? I
never actually never thought of one for her. Old Tony's
was Becky. I'll go with Belinda.
Speaker 1: No, it's not gonna be fucking Melinda. Julia with Julia, Julia.
Speaker 3: We got with Julia.
Speaker 2: Honey. Oh yeah, what's real? Are you? Is this? I
don't even know what's real anymore.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 5: I glanced down at a photo on I glanced down
at a photo next to the couch that has old
Tony on it.
Speaker 1: You're thinking about you think you'll think about oh Tony again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't know what's a dream and what's
reality anymore. Sometimes it feels like I'm a I'm a
child labor boss from the early nineteen hundreds. Sometimes it
feels like I'm an old woman. I just don't know what.
Speaker 1: Oh honey, I feel that insane. I know, it's like
rubs your back. It's like, it's okay, it's okay, you've
had a long day at work.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, her name was Isabella. I've forgotten your name
was Isabella.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, it's it's Isabella. But Julie is my middle name.
Speaker 2: So I think reincarnation is real.
Speaker 5: I think I need to start being an atheist and
believe in Buddhism or something.
Speaker 1: I don't I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if.
Speaker 1: You know how I feel about mecha Buddha, damn.
Speaker 2: As you say that if I hear a giant outside
mat yeah, Buddha.
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, are you going? Are you leaving your house?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I walk outside, and you walk out the.
Speaker 1: House, and you are also in this, and for you,
it's going back into the past, right, yeah, very much
at twenty first century suburban area. And I will say,
if you've left your house, Anthony, Cody, We're back to
you through the doorway. You can now see Anthony who's
just come out of a of a like a door
as a door sort of splinters behind him. You see him.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just like reach out my hand.
Speaker 6: I don't know how far we are away, but it's
like on the other bad every real.
Speaker 3: Do you guys walk towards each other?
Speaker 6: Put as in one of his illusions or something is
my wife? I want to like gesture to Anthony, but
I really want to walk towards the giant palladium to
be hop Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, the moment that you sort of opened
the door and stepped out, everything behind you has disappeared Anthony,
okay wow yeah yeah yeah okay, Okay, So you guys
are both like you. You walk out of your sort
of dimensions and you are now walking towards the giant palladium.
And he takes notice of you, like now that you've
entered his realm, and he goes, that's where you are?
You thought?
Speaker 9: You thought, haha, what are you gonna do without all
the power that Vistoria gave you? What are you going
to do now that you have to fight me? As
who you were before.
Speaker 1: Of that, and we at this point actually I think
we will do it to be continued y