Speaker 1: It is then Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
Speaker 1: on a Monday. It is probably the most jam packed
Speaker 1: show I believe we have ever done in the seven
Speaker 1: years of the Jesse Kelly Show. And it's packed full
Speaker 1: of all kinds of juicy goodness. And so here's what
Speaker 1: us on tap for tonight. And I'm warning you right
Speaker 1: now there are things I'm not going to be able
Speaker 1: to get to tonight. There's just too much out there first,
Speaker 1: and this will be a little heavy, but I believe
Speaker 1: it is necessary. We're gonna have a talk about crime
Speaker 1: and criminals in this country that might be hard to hear,
Speaker 1: and it's not what you've been hearing about all day. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring up that thing in Charlotte, but it's
Speaker 1: going to be different. Okay, So we talk about that
Speaker 1: in a moment of course. Medal of Honor Monday is
Speaker 1: one hour from now. We will honor a Kero learn
Speaker 1: about his deed. Clay Martin, you know, the Marine Green Beret.
Speaker 1: He's going to talk to us about urban warfare in
Speaker 1: the final hour. He knows a little bit about that stuff,
Speaker 1: and tonight is the night. It begins. Halfway through the
Speaker 1: second hour, on the show, our tournament begins, a sixteen
Speaker 1: team tournament to determine what is the crappiest country on
Speaker 1: the planet. Tonight, I'm going to tell you right now
Speaker 1: because most have already voted tonight, and remember you can
Speaker 1: vote on the show's Twitter page. Jesse Kelly Show the Boys,
Speaker 1: Chris and Corey are gonna put it up every day.
Speaker 1: It was Haiti versus Yemen tonight. What a matchup? What
Speaker 1: a match up? Both are worthy champions in my opinion,
Speaker 1: but that's not how competition works. Sometimes Muhammad Ali fights
Speaker 1: Joe Fraser and one of them has to lose. That's
Speaker 1: the way it goes. Tonight is our Ali Frasier, and
Speaker 1: we will see who comes out on top. Before we
Speaker 1: get to that Tomfoolery and Medal of Honor Monday and
Speaker 1: learning about urban warfare, we have to have a discussion
Speaker 1: that is about you and me. You, your family members,
Speaker 1: your friends, your neighbors, people close to you, Me, my sons,
Speaker 1: my wife, my sister, my mom, friends. We have to
Speaker 1: have a talk about our personal safety as it relates
Speaker 1: to where we are as a country right now. So
Speaker 1: let me go ahead and give away the game a
Speaker 1: little and then I will explain in detail what I
Speaker 1: mean and why I am saying it. We are not
Speaker 1: we are not going to start taking animals off the
Speaker 1: streets and locking them up. These violent murderers and rapists
Speaker 1: and thieves that we're all crying out for now, get
Speaker 1: them off the streets, get them locked up. That is
Speaker 1: not something that is going to happen anytime soon. And
Speaker 1: therefore you and I we're gonna have to start making
Speaker 1: preparations for that. Now, allow me to explain why. Obviously
Speaker 1: this is coming. A lot of this is off of
Speaker 1: that horrible, horrible video which I wish I hadn't seen
Speaker 1: in Charlotte. For those who don't know, Trump talked a
Speaker 1: little bit about it today. This young beautiful woman, blonde,
Speaker 1: twenty three years old, working at a pizza restaurant, a
Speaker 1: refugee from Ukraine, gets on the train in Charlotte, and
Speaker 1: or is it a bus, It's a trainer, a bus.
Speaker 1: I forget. It's on a train in Charlotte, US call
Speaker 1: it train. Doesn't matter at her and some savage, some
Speaker 1: sub human beast, who had been arrested fourteen times gets
Speaker 1: on sits right behind her. She's sitting there on her
Speaker 1: phone I watched the video. He looks at her, reaches
Speaker 1: in his pocket, pulls out a foldable knife, opens it up,
Speaker 1: stands above her. She has no idea what's coming, and
Speaker 1: that's where the video cuts off. Bro the grace of God,
Speaker 1: we didn't actually have to see the stabbing, but she
Speaker 1: is dead and she is well. The heartbreak. Trump talked
Speaker 1: about it today.
Speaker 2: And there was also a horrible killing recently in Charlotte
Speaker 2: I talked about and so many others, and we will.
Speaker 2: We're going to get to the end of it. And
Speaker 2: you know, when you have horrible killings, you have to
Speaker 2: take horrible actions.
Speaker 1: He did the best he could to honor her today.
Speaker 2: But truly, there are evil people. We are all people
Speaker 2: of religion, but there are evil people, and we have
Speaker 2: to confront that. I just give my love and hope
Speaker 2: to the family of the young woman who was stabbed
Speaker 2: this morning or last night in Charlotte by a madman.
Speaker 2: A lunatic just got up and started. It's right on
Speaker 2: the tape, not really watchable because it's so horrible, but
Speaker 2: just viciously stab she's just sitting there. So they are
Speaker 2: evil people. We have to be able to handle that.
Speaker 2: If we don't handle that we don't have a country.
Speaker 1: Now, let's discuss the who, what, when, where, and why
Speaker 1: not of this specific thing, but why you are going
Speaker 1: to have to take some form of action to protect yourself.
Speaker 1: And so is your daughter, your husband, your son, your brother,
Speaker 1: your sister, your mom. You personal. This is about to
Speaker 1: be personal violent crime. As we have talked about endlessly
Speaker 1: over and over and over again on the show, violent
Speaker 1: crime is what communists want. Please, I'm begging you to
Speaker 1: understand something simple, and if you don't understand what I'm
Speaker 1: about to say right now, honestly, you should probably turn
Speaker 1: the show off tonight, because this is why. If you
Speaker 1: don't understand the basic concept of what I'm about to say,
Speaker 1: then everything else will be confusing to you. You are
Speaker 1: too lost, You are too naive, and you should go
Speaker 1: listen to something else. You just are behind. If you
Speaker 1: think democrats, politicians, judges, das, if you think they let
Speaker 1: animals out of prison because they're soft on crime or naive,
Speaker 1: then you're lost. Turn off the radio. They're not naive,
Speaker 1: they're not soft on crime. Communists want more violent crime,
Speaker 1: as unbelievable as it may be to you, because you're saddened,
Speaker 1: and you're sickened and you're angry. As unbelievable as it
Speaker 1: may be to you, democrats watched that video and it
Speaker 1: brought them joy. It brought them joy because they are
Speaker 1: fighting a revolution, and because violent crime destabilizes a society
Speaker 1: and makes revolution more possible than it was before. Every
Speaker 1: single communist regime has done the exact same thing in
Speaker 1: the revolutionary phase. As we have discussed many times, the
Speaker 1: Bolsheviks didn't just open up the prisons and let all
Speaker 1: the murderers and rapists out. That was step one. Step
Speaker 1: two was they then installed judges. They created a judicial
Speaker 1: system that offered protection to the street animals so they
Speaker 1: could continue to rape and murder and steal from people,
Speaker 1: thus creating more instability and helping them consolidate power. Democrats
Speaker 1: are not soft on crime. Democrats are not soft on crime.
Speaker 1: Democrats are not soft on crime. Stop using that word.
Speaker 1: That term. They are pro rape, they are pro murder.
Speaker 1: When some monster they let out of prison goes on
Speaker 1: to do something else monstrous, none of them are sitting
Speaker 1: around saying, WHOA, I can't believe it, What a shock.
Speaker 1: I thought he'd turned his life around. It turns out
Speaker 1: he was going to get arrested a fifteenth time. They
Speaker 1: turn him loose because they know the animals going to
Speaker 1: go do animal things. They know the rabid dog is
Speaker 1: going to bite again. That's why they turn him loose.
Speaker 1: On to your street, onto your bus, your sidewalk, standing
Speaker 1: out in front of your home. Democrats put these people
Speaker 1: into your area as fast as they possibly can because
Speaker 1: they want people murdered and robbed and raped. It is
Speaker 1: hard for normal people with good hearts and a value
Speaker 1: system of any kind to understand the level of evil
Speaker 1: and depravity of the Communist This has something every society
Speaker 1: has struggled with, every society that has come up against
Speaker 1: the Communist revolution. The thing that holds them back the
Speaker 1: most is trying to understand what they don't mean to
Speaker 1: do that. Right, it's wild when you read about it
Speaker 1: everywhere it took place. Hold on, they're not doing that
Speaker 1: on purpose? Right? What they would never do this? Right?
Speaker 1: Yes they will, and yes they do. Once again, I'm pleading,
Speaker 1: before we continue pleading, I'm begging, stop saying soft on crime.
Speaker 1: That's not what you're dealing with here. You're not dealing
Speaker 1: with naive te. You're dealing with evil. Accept it. Now
Speaker 1: let's continue the Jesse Kelly Joe. What a night we
Speaker 1: have tonight. I believe me, it's not all going to
Speaker 1: be dark and down in depressing. I swear we're going
Speaker 1: to get through this and then we're going to talk
Speaker 1: about awesome stuff, metal of honor and crappiest country in
Speaker 1: the world and all kinds of stuff. It's coming. But
Speaker 1: we have to have this talk because I care about
Speaker 1: you and your personal safety, and I care about me
Speaker 1: and more importantly, my family and their safety. The violent
Speaker 1: crime is not about to go away, So let's discuss
Speaker 1: the why. We already talked about how they want violent crime.
Speaker 1: We got all that. Stop saying soft on crime, we
Speaker 1: got all that now. Washington d C. It's been all
Speaker 1: over the news the past few weeks because what Donald
Speaker 1: Trump sent in the National Guard, and we don't have
Speaker 1: to repeat all the numbers. With the numbers you've heard
Speaker 1: over and over again, Washington, d C. Was one of
Speaker 1: the most dangerous cities on planet Earth, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, violent crime has disappeared none it's gone. Murders,
Speaker 1: robbery's gone. It's disappeared. Now let me ask you something,
Speaker 1: how many people do you think they arrested in order
Speaker 1: to get violent crime to disappear in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: How many seventeen hundred that's it. Then may be off
Speaker 1: a little bit now, but seventeen hundred animals off the
Speaker 1: streets and violent crime is gone. Like that. Now, here's
Speaker 1: what we take from that. Here's what we take from that.
Speaker 1: When we hear things like that, we say to ourselves, well, great,
Speaker 1: it's only it's only small percentage of the population. Find
Speaker 1: the animals, throw them in cages where they belong, and
Speaker 1: society will be cleaned up. And you're correct if you
Speaker 1: think that. That's what I think too, You're correct. I'm correct.
Speaker 1: We're correct in that way of thinking. However, why do
Speaker 1: the animals get set free. Why are they free? They
Speaker 1: are free because the communists have in many areas, completely
Speaker 1: conquered the judicial system, and those are the people they
Speaker 1: want freed. It just crunched the numbers. Point three percent
Speaker 1: of the DC population was arrested and violent crime disappeared,
Speaker 1: point three percent gone. So when we see that, it
Speaker 1: seems so simple. But you see, it's not that simple.
Speaker 1: The communists conquered our university system, and they most definitely
Speaker 1: conquered the legal portion of our university system. Your law professors,
Speaker 1: they're all communists. The result of that is there is
Speaker 1: an army of communists every year graduating law school in army.
Speaker 1: Not a one here or two there, in army of them,
Speaker 1: an army of judges, just like magistrate judge Teresa Stokes.
Speaker 1: Who is Teresa Stokes? She is the one with she
Speaker 1: slash her, She has her pronouns in her bio. Surprise, surprise.
Speaker 1: She graduated Western Michigan University Kooley Law School. And she
Speaker 1: did not graduate Western Michigan University koli Law School so
Speaker 1: she could go on and make fame and fortune as
Speaker 1: a lawyer somewhere. She graduated it as a communist, so
Speaker 1: she could worm her way through the judicial system and
Speaker 1: eventually find herself in position like magistrate judge. And because
Speaker 1: she got that position, actually the reason she wanted that
Speaker 1: position is not to administer the law, and it's not
Speaker 1: to lean a little bit left. She is there, she
Speaker 1: believes she is there specifically to allow murderers to go
Speaker 1: murder more, rapists to go rape more. She is a
Speaker 1: judge sitting in a position of power, and she is
Speaker 1: there to get criminals out of jail. She's the one
Speaker 1: who released the Carlow Brown junior so he could go
Speaker 1: savage some poor little girl on the train somewhere. And
Speaker 1: she did it on purpose, and she doesn't feel bad
Speaker 1: about it at all. And she'll do it again tomorrow
Speaker 1: and the next day and the next day after that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Teresa Stokes is one. There are
Speaker 1: legions of them across the United States of America, complete
Speaker 1: savages with rogues on sitting behind the bench. And they
Speaker 1: believed their job is to get those animals back out
Speaker 1: on the streets so they can rape your daughter. That's
Speaker 1: what they want. It's not an unfortunate byproduct of soft
Speaker 1: on crime beliefs. They want it, and they're everywhere. They're everywhere.
Speaker 1: They're in the media too, running protection for the animals.
Speaker 1: Don't forget, if you get mad about some beast killing
Speaker 1: a young woman, you're probably a racial.
Speaker 3: Elon Musk, Charlie Kirk, other Trumpeline figures succeeded in making
Speaker 3: this senseless death a symbol of big city crime. We
Speaker 3: heard President Trump asked about it yesterday when he was
Speaker 3: heading home from New York City. He didn't see, even
Speaker 3: know much about it. He said he would get briefed,
Speaker 3: and then today.
Speaker 1: Where are you? Gee? I can't manage I can't listen
Speaker 1: to his voice anymore. Now here's the hard part. All
Speaker 1: that you probably already understood all that. The hard part is,
Speaker 1: we can't change this anytime soon. In order to save
Speaker 1: the United States of America from violent crime, we have
Speaker 1: to do really two things. We have to change the
Speaker 1: law schools in the United States of America and we
Speaker 1: have to remove the animals with robes on from the bench.
Speaker 1: These are things we can do, but it's going to
Speaker 1: take years and years. Let's be honest. It's going to
Speaker 1: take decades and decades of election wins and activism and
Speaker 1: election wins and activism. It's going to take a long time. Now,
Speaker 1: let's discuss what that means specifically for you and me. Next,
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show, a Wonderful Monday. Remember
Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: So let's finish up the talks. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it any anymore. It's going to be it's been dark.
Speaker 1: We have a crime problem in blue areas. It's not
Speaker 1: going to get better because there are legions of judges already.
Speaker 1: There legions of judges still coming out of law school
Speaker 1: every new year. Every year there's a bunch of new ones.
Speaker 1: By the way, one hour from right now, we roll
Speaker 1: out the crappiest country in the world tournament. It begins
Speaker 1: one hour from right now. Anyway, So I said, this
Speaker 1: is about you and it's about me. This means we
Speaker 1: have to start doing things differently than we have been doing.
Speaker 1: It supplies to me too. First, something you've heard me
Speaker 1: rant about a lot. If you can get out of
Speaker 1: a blue area, a blue city, do it. There is
Speaker 1: no saving it at the North Carolina, and it can
Speaker 1: and I believe will be saved. I believe it is
Speaker 1: trending the right way, and North Carolina is going to
Speaker 1: be fine, which is one of them. I love the
Speaker 1: Carolina's north and South. Charlotte's not and it's my favorite
Speaker 1: airport in the country. You know. I like Charlotte. I
Speaker 1: applied for a job. I tried to move to Charlotte
Speaker 1: at one point in time. Charlotte's not coming back. The mayor,
Speaker 1: the judges, that they're all in place right now. Charlotte's
Speaker 1: not coming back. Get out if you can't, if you can't, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got Let's address that if you can't. If you cannot,
Speaker 1: you need to find a way where you can legally
Speaker 1: defend yourself. This is the problem with these cities. The
Speaker 1: same judges who let the animals out of prison are
Speaker 1: dying for a reason to send you to prison. Real
Speaker 1: it's an ugly system. You are in hostile territory, you
Speaker 1: are behind enemy lines. Dig through the laws of your area,
Speaker 1: wherever you are, Sacramento or Charlotte, New York, or wherever
Speaker 1: you are. Dig through the laws. Consult an attorney if
Speaker 1: you can, and find out what is legal for you
Speaker 1: to carry. Remember burn as legal everywhere. Just a little
Speaker 1: plug right there. Burn is legal everywhere. Carry something on you.
Speaker 1: I know this is a pain. I know for dudes. Look,
Speaker 1: I have days. It's Houston, Texas. It's the temperature of
Speaker 1: the sun. Cure. I have days where I just want
Speaker 1: to wear some light shorts and a little T shirt
Speaker 1: and I don't want to put on I don't do
Speaker 1: it because I want my weapons on me at all times.
Speaker 1: So I know. And look for women, especially young women.
Speaker 1: If you're a young woman listening and you have one,
Speaker 1: I know that you want to wear whatever you want
Speaker 1: to wear to make yourself look cute. And I got it.
Speaker 1: I understand that. I'm not naive. I get it. Get
Speaker 1: a purse. They have great ob has them, they have
Speaker 1: great looking person. You don't have to have a big,
Speaker 1: ugly one. Great looking purses out there that have little
Speaker 1: special compartments, so you can have something. Whatever that something is.
Speaker 1: But maybe it's a padlock in a sock. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. Find what is legal. These animals
Speaker 1: are not going away. They are among us and will
Speaker 1: remain among us. So that means we have to plan also,
Speaker 1: sending your daughter to college. I'm not going to go
Speaker 1: off on a big college rant. That's for later in
Speaker 1: the show probably, but sending your daughter to college and son. Honestly,
Speaker 1: young men are dying too. They just had that in
Speaker 1: turn killed by those animals in DC. Thede's a dude,
Speaker 1: send your daughter. Sending your daughter to college in a
Speaker 1: big city, talk to her first. If there's another option,
Speaker 1: take it. These places are dangerous anyway for young women.
Speaker 1: Man alive, they are prey for monsters like this. You
Speaker 1: think that guy would have got up and pulled out
Speaker 1: his knife and stuck it in my throat, not in
Speaker 1: a million years, not that he couldn't, or not that
Speaker 1: I'm superhuman or something like that. Not to me. He
Speaker 1: would have seen my size and would have said, nah,
Speaker 1: I'll find the next one. But some dainty, little hundred
Speaker 1: pound thing. He's an animal. She's the prey. So's your daughter.
Speaker 1: Be careful where she goes off to college. Be careful.
Speaker 1: Another thing, And I don't mean to keep harping on this,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to until we are all operating more
Speaker 1: safely than we do. Your cell phone. I have one,
Speaker 1: two and just like you, I'm on mine too much.
Speaker 1: No I'm not on it hours a day, but it's
Speaker 1: still I'm on it too much more than I should.
Speaker 1: It's just too easy. Scroll social media, look at something funny,
Speaker 1: get some work done, emails. It's too easy. The world
Speaker 1: at your fingertips. When you're in public, especially when you're
Speaker 1: walking around, get off your freaking phone and open your eyes.
Speaker 1: If you ever find yourself walking in a public setting
Speaker 1: while you're on your phone, you are dead wrong. Never
Speaker 1: do that. Ever. You have to send a quick text,
Speaker 1: you have to do something. You have to tweet something,
Speaker 1: stand with your back against the wall, send it off
Speaker 1: and put your phone right back in your pocket. That
Speaker 1: young lady, I mean, she doesn't know, not victim blaming,
Speaker 1: doesn't know. How in the world could you be on
Speaker 1: your phone and not aware that that two hundred plus
Speaker 1: pound monster came and parked right behind you. She should
Speaker 1: have known and gotten up right away and moved immediately.
Speaker 1: That's an immediate threat. He had threat written all over him.
Speaker 1: She had no idea, you know why, because her phone
Speaker 1: was right in her face. Get off, you were fun.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying never get on your phone if you're
Speaker 1: if you're a kid listening right now, don't sneer at
Speaker 1: the radio and think I'm being a crotchety old man.
Speaker 1: Have your Facebook or Instagram or whatever. Do it be
Speaker 1: on your phone when you're home, when you're seated at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, when your back's to the wall, Stay off
Speaker 1: your phone. These phones get people killed because the animals.
Speaker 1: Did you know. Did you know that these animals they
Speaker 1: look for people who are on their phone. Did you
Speaker 1: know that. I've had several cop friends tell me that
Speaker 1: they especially at night. You know what they look for?
Speaker 1: The glow in your car. People can see from a
Speaker 1: long ways away when you're on your phone in your car,
Speaker 1: they look for it, and then they come right for you.
Speaker 1: They're looking for it. You're not safe in your car either,
Speaker 1: get home and then spend all night on Instagram. Pull
Speaker 1: it all nighter, I don't care. Get off your phone
Speaker 1: in public and in red areas where you are allowed
Speaker 1: to defend yourself properly. Start to familiarize yourself with firearms.
Speaker 1: If you haven't already, it's you're gonna end up having fun.
Speaker 1: I promise you will end up having fun. Go down.
Speaker 1: Take a gun safety class. That's how it begins. Safeties first. Anyway,
Speaker 1: take a gun safety class. You'll be there with a
Speaker 1: bunch of other beginners. Don't think you're going to be
Speaker 1: some fish out of water, the only idiot who doesn't
Speaker 1: know what he's doing. Don't worry about that. Everyone else
Speaker 1: in that class is going to be the exact same situation.
Speaker 1: Brand new want to learn. There'll be kids the adults
Speaker 1: in there. Go take a gun safety class and then
Speaker 1: begin the process of finding a gun that is right
Speaker 1: for you. I am unless I go through a NATO detector.
Speaker 1: I have my gun on me at all times. I
Speaker 1: am never without it. I am sitting here right now,
Speaker 1: doing the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show behind a very
Speaker 1: secure locked door, and Chris and Corey are armed like
Speaker 1: a small country five feet away from me. And I
Speaker 1: still have my gun sitting right here, arms reach away.
Speaker 1: I couldn't be more protected than I am now it's
Speaker 1: sitting right there. I'm shooting back. If one of the
Speaker 1: monsters comes to me, begin the process. Please. I can't
Speaker 1: stress enough that this crime situation is not about to
Speaker 1: be solved. It's not about to go away. Oh Trump
Speaker 1: can sent in the National Guard. Even if he did,
Speaker 1: the second they're gone, they come right back. The judges
Speaker 1: still remain, the da still remain. It is a long
Speaker 1: rode ahead to clean these streets up. So plan to
Speaker 1: live around criminals. Okay, all right, I'm done with it done.
Speaker 1: We'll screw off. Now. I'll tell you something dumb in
Speaker 1: a moment, something horrible that happened to me yesterday. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you enjoy it. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a fantastic Monday. Don't worry, We're ten minutes away
Speaker 1: from Medal of Honor Monday. We have our crappiest country
Speaker 1: in the world tournament coming up next hour, Clay Martin
Speaker 1: in the final hour, teaching us about urban warfare. It's
Speaker 1: a huge show. One final word again, I brought it
Speaker 1: up the crime. I swear this is my final word
Speaker 1: on the crime. Thing I brought up Berna. It's non lethal.
Speaker 1: Their compact launcher is the size of a cell phone.
Speaker 1: Carrie something on you at all times, ladies, even your
Speaker 1: little hot chick purse. This little compact launcher fits right
Speaker 1: in there. You don't have to sacrifice fashion they have
Speaker 1: for your belt. If you're a dude, you want to
Speaker 1: cover it, get a Burner launcher. It's legal in all
Speaker 1: fifty states without a permit. Swat teams are in love
Speaker 1: with these things. Shoots, these pepperballs or tear gas balls
Speaker 1: can stop an animal before he kills your daughter. B
Speaker 1: y Rna. Carry it legal in all fifty states. You
Speaker 1: don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.
Speaker 1: You go to Burner dot com and order it and
Speaker 1: they deliver it to your front door. Carry one everywhere,
Speaker 1: keep it in your car, keep it in your purse,
Speaker 1: keep it by your bedside, keep one on you. I
Speaker 1: because I live in a place where I can have
Speaker 1: a gun legally I carry lethal and non lethal. Many
Speaker 1: people don't have that option. Maybe you're sitting there listening
Speaker 1: to me right now in Manhattan and you're saying I
Speaker 1: can't carry a gun. You can carry a burner, burna
Speaker 1: dot com fight back with something, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: So I might as well pull my pain onto you.
Speaker 1: You know, I've talked to you before about how I
Speaker 1: wanted to go shoot wild hogs in Texas. And let
Speaker 1: me explain for people who aren't here. They are an
Speaker 1: invasive species that was introduced into Texas and for people
Speaker 1: not familiar, wild hogs produce several litters a year. Several
Speaker 1: it's three to five or something like that. It's crazy
Speaker 1: how many babies they make. And they tear up everything,
Speaker 1: absolutely everything, crops, you name it. They are. They're a
Speaker 1: plague on the state of Texas. They are such a plague.
Speaker 1: There's no limit, there's no nothing. They beg you go
Speaker 1: kill them. Farmers and ranchers they will call and say, please,
Speaker 1: someone kill all these things. They're destroying people's livelihoods, these
Speaker 1: horrible feral hogs. And they're mean and they're big. They
Speaker 1: can get huge. They'll tear you apart, big time, mean, big,
Speaker 1: and they eat everything. They tear up the ground, they
Speaker 1: tear up the fences, they tear up the crops, they
Speaker 1: tear up the they tear it all up. They eat everything.
Speaker 1: I even though I don't like helicopters, I'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a moment. For the longest time, I've seen
Speaker 1: this thing that happens here in Texas where you can
Speaker 1: go up in a helicopter. They have these companies that
Speaker 1: do this. And you have a weapon. I'll just call
Speaker 1: it an AR fifteen. That's what everyone will understand. You
Speaker 1: have a weapon, and you are hanging out the side
Speaker 1: of the helicopter like you're in freaking Delta force, and
Speaker 1: the helicopter flies you over these hogs and you just
Speaker 1: mrk all these hogs from the helicopter. And as much
Speaker 1: as I dislike hlos, as you know, I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to do it, always wanted to do it. My youngest son,
Speaker 1: Luke just turned fifteen. What was it? What's his birthday? Christmas?
Speaker 1: September September first, September first, but I can't remember everyone's birthday.
Speaker 1: September first, he turns fifteen as kind of like a
Speaker 1: coming into manhood birthday gift I guess you would say,
Speaker 1: because it's a little over the top. I got a
Speaker 1: helicopter hog hunt for me, Luke and my oldest son James.
Speaker 1: And it was Sunday. We woke up Sunday morning. It
Speaker 1: might as well have been Christmas morning. We were so
Speaker 1: unreasonably excited to do this. They can handle weapons and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, so they were fine. But the place
Speaker 1: was three and a half hours away. I had to
Speaker 1: get up, drive three and a half hours. We were
Speaker 1: gonna get two hours in the helicopter and then three
Speaker 1: and a half hours back home. But I didn't care.
Speaker 1: So that's seven hours of driving in one day. But
Speaker 1: you know what worth it to go up at a
Speaker 1: helicopter and shoot hogs. That's like a once in a
Speaker 1: lifetime experience. I'm never gonna do that again. And it
Speaker 1: cost a fortune a fortune to do it, so I'm
Speaker 1: never going to do it again. But you know what,
Speaker 1: one of those things, where as a father, I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give these boys a memory that they'll last
Speaker 1: a lifetime. A lifetime. We get up first thing in
Speaker 1: the morning, cup of coffee, cruise out, get up there.
Speaker 1: No hogs. We saw two hogs in two hours. Now,
Speaker 1: to their credit, the boys who were on the same
Speaker 1: side of the heilo mrked one of them. They got
Speaker 1: they got a hog. But and this was in the
Speaker 1: very beginning of the hog hunt. After that, two hours
Speaker 1: just flying around, the biggest waste of money in my
Speaker 1: entire life, I am I'm actually getting myself mad. I'm
Speaker 1: so mad, I'm like sick to my stomach about the
Speaker 1: waste of money. It was what Chris Chris A Chris
Speaker 1: of that's such a Chris thing to ask, but it's
Speaker 1: a valid point, Chris said, Is there a discount or something?
Speaker 1: That's how hunting is, man, It's like fishing. They don't
Speaker 1: call it shooting. They call it hunting. You can't you
Speaker 1: can't guarantee that stuff. If the hogs are hidden, or
Speaker 1: the hogs have migrated, or the hall, you can't nick
Speaker 1: look unless you're at a feminist rally, it's hard to
Speaker 1: find hogs. Sometimes, a lot of money, a lot of
Speaker 1: driving Sunday completely gone for two hours of essentially cruising
Speaker 1: around in a he though, what Chris, what see? That's
Speaker 1: what Obb said. Chris said, They'll still remember the experience
Speaker 1: the rest of their lives. And you know what, I
Speaker 1: know you're probably right, but I guess this is my
Speaker 1: own fault for not managing my expectations. I just had this,
Speaker 1: I had this picture in my head. You know what
Speaker 1: it is is I'm a sucker, and I bought the headlines,
Speaker 1: I bought the advertising. I thought we were gonna be
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I thought we were gonna be in
Speaker 1: the herd of them, like herds of the things out
Speaker 1: in the open field where you just go fly over
Speaker 1: them and you're just pop but you're just mowing them down.
Speaker 1: I thought they were gonna be endless. And they were
Speaker 1: non existent at all, non existent at all. And the lady.
Speaker 1: They had a lady in the back whose job it
Speaker 1: was to hand us magazines whenever we shot them, and
Speaker 1: she gets on with the bag of jeez. I swear
Speaker 1: there had to be thirty forty magazines in there, so
Speaker 1: that I'm looking at that, I'm thinking, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: but we're about to rock and roll out here. Nope.
Speaker 1: The biggest waste of money dud in the history of mankind.
Speaker 1: And that was my yesterday. So if I started off
Speaker 1: the show salty today, it's because I'm dead broke and
Speaker 1: we got nothing, No In case you're wondering if I
Speaker 1: got any maybe, I said, we saw two. One was
Speaker 1: on the boy's side of the hero the other one.
Speaker 1: Pilot goes, shoot, shoot, shooting. I looked down. I had
Speaker 1: five seconds and I cooked off as many rounds as
Speaker 1: as I could. He was moving pretty quick, and the
Speaker 1: pilot goes, you got that one. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: I think, look, he is a more experienced guy. He
Speaker 1: went into the underbrush. I certainly didn't see him go down.
Speaker 1: Pilot says I did. But you know what Chris I did.
Speaker 1: I just decided what Chris I'm leaning on expertise. It's
Speaker 1: called humility. In a way, I saved Texas. Now, speaking
Speaker 1: of heroes, let's do Middle of Honor Monday next