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<v Speaker 1>It is then Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun

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<v Speaker 1>on a Monday. It is probably the most jam packed

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<v Speaker 1>show I believe we have ever done in the seven

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<v Speaker 1>years of the Jesse Kelly Show. And it's packed full

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<v Speaker 1>of all kinds of juicy goodness. And so here's what

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<v Speaker 1>us on tap for tonight. And I'm warning you right

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<v Speaker 1>now there are things I'm not going to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to get to tonight. There's just too much out there first,

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<v Speaker 1>and this will be a little heavy, but I believe

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<v Speaker 1>it is necessary. We're gonna have a talk about crime

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<v Speaker 1>and criminals in this country that might be hard to hear,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not what you've been hearing about all day. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna bring up that thing in Charlotte, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be different. Okay, So we talk about that

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<v Speaker 1>in a moment of course. Medal of Honor Monday is

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<v Speaker 1>one hour from now. We will honor a Kero learn

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<v Speaker 1>about his deed. Clay Martin, you know, the Marine Green Beret.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to talk to us about urban warfare in

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<v Speaker 1>the final hour. He knows a little bit about that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and tonight is the night. It begins. Halfway through the

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<v Speaker 1>second hour, on the show, our tournament begins, a sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>team tournament to determine what is the crappiest country on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet. Tonight, I'm going to tell you right now

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<v Speaker 1>because most have already voted tonight, and remember you can

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<v Speaker 1>vote on the show's Twitter page. Jesse Kelly Show the Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris and Corey are gonna put it up every day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Haiti versus Yemen tonight. What a matchup? What

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<v Speaker 1>a match up? Both are worthy champions in my opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not how competition works. Sometimes Muhammad Ali fights

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Fraser and one of them has to lose. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the way it goes. Tonight is our Ali Frasier, and

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<v Speaker 1>we will see who comes out on top. Before we

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<v Speaker 1>get to that Tomfoolery and Medal of Honor Monday and

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<v Speaker 1>learning about urban warfare, we have to have a discussion

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<v Speaker 1>that is about you and me. You, your family members,

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<v Speaker 1>your friends, your neighbors, people close to you, Me, my sons,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, my sister, my mom, friends. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a talk about our personal safety as it relates

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<v Speaker 1>to where we are as a country right now. So

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<v Speaker 1>let me go ahead and give away the game a

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<v Speaker 1>little and then I will explain in detail what I

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<v Speaker 1>mean and why I am saying it. We are not

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<v Speaker 1>we are not going to start taking animals off the

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<v Speaker 1>streets and locking them up. These violent murderers and rapists

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<v Speaker 1>and thieves that we're all crying out for now, get

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<v Speaker 1>them off the streets, get them locked up. That is

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<v Speaker 1>not something that is going to happen anytime soon. And

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<v Speaker 1>therefore you and I we're gonna have to start making

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<v Speaker 1>preparations for that. Now, allow me to explain why. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>this is coming. A lot of this is off of

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<v Speaker 1>that horrible, horrible video which I wish I hadn't seen

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<v Speaker 1>in Charlotte. For those who don't know, Trump talked a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about it today. This young beautiful woman, blonde,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three years old, working at a pizza restaurant, a

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<v Speaker 1>refugee from Ukraine, gets on the train in Charlotte, and

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<v Speaker 1>or is it a bus, It's a trainer, a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>I forget. It's on a train in Charlotte, US call

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<v Speaker 1>it train. Doesn't matter at her and some savage, some

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<v Speaker 1>sub human beast, who had been arrested fourteen times gets

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<v Speaker 1>on sits right behind her. She's sitting there on her

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<v Speaker 1>phone I watched the video. He looks at her, reaches

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<v Speaker 1>in his pocket, pulls out a foldable knife, opens it up,

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<v Speaker 1>stands above her. She has no idea what's coming, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's where the video cuts off. Bro the grace of God,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't actually have to see the stabbing, but she

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<v Speaker 1>is dead and she is well. The heartbreak. Trump talked

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<v Speaker 1>about it today.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was also a horrible killing recently in Charlotte

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about and so many others, and we will.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to get to the end of it. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when you have horrible killings, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>take horrible actions.

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<v Speaker 1>He did the best he could to honor her today.

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<v Speaker 2>But truly, there are evil people. We are all people

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<v Speaker 2>of religion, but there are evil people, and we have

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<v Speaker 2>to confront that. I just give my love and hope

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<v Speaker 2>to the family of the young woman who was stabbed

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<v Speaker 2>this morning or last night in Charlotte by a madman.

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<v Speaker 2>A lunatic just got up and started. It's right on

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<v Speaker 2>the tape, not really watchable because it's so horrible, but

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<v Speaker 2>just viciously stab she's just sitting there. So they are

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<v Speaker 2>evil people. We have to be able to handle that.

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<v Speaker 2>If we don't handle that we don't have a country.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, let's discuss the who, what, when, where, and why

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<v Speaker 1>not of this specific thing, but why you are going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to take some form of action to protect yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>And so is your daughter, your husband, your son, your brother,

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<v Speaker 1>your sister, your mom. You personal. This is about to

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<v Speaker 1>be personal violent crime. As we have talked about endlessly

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<v Speaker 1>over and over and over again on the show, violent

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<v Speaker 1>crime is what communists want. Please, I'm begging you to

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<v Speaker 1>understand something simple, and if you don't understand what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to say right now, honestly, you should probably turn

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<v Speaker 1>the show off tonight, because this is why. If you

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand the basic concept of what I'm about to say,

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<v Speaker 1>then everything else will be confusing to you. You are

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<v Speaker 1>too lost, You are too naive, and you should go

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<v Speaker 1>listen to something else. You just are behind. If you

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<v Speaker 1>think democrats, politicians, judges, das, if you think they let

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<v Speaker 1>animals out of prison because they're soft on crime or naive,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're lost. Turn off the radio. They're not naive,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not soft on crime. Communists want more violent crime,

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<v Speaker 1>as unbelievable as it may be to you, because you're saddened,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're sickened and you're angry. As unbelievable as it

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<v Speaker 1>may be to you, democrats watched that video and it

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<v Speaker 1>brought them joy. It brought them joy because they are

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<v Speaker 1>fighting a revolution, and because violent crime destabilizes a society

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<v Speaker 1>and makes revolution more possible than it was before. Every

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<v Speaker 1>single communist regime has done the exact same thing in

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<v Speaker 1>the revolutionary phase. As we have discussed many times, the

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<v Speaker 1>Bolsheviks didn't just open up the prisons and let all

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<v Speaker 1>the murderers and rapists out. That was step one. Step

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<v Speaker 1>two was they then installed judges. They created a judicial

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<v Speaker 1>system that offered protection to the street animals so they

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<v Speaker 1>could continue to rape and murder and steal from people,

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<v Speaker 1>thus creating more instability and helping them consolidate power. Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>are not soft on crime. Democrats are not soft on crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats are not soft on crime. Stop using that word.

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<v Speaker 1>That term. They are pro rape, they are pro murder.

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<v Speaker 1>When some monster they let out of prison goes on

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<v Speaker 1>to do something else monstrous, none of them are sitting

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<v Speaker 1>around saying, WHOA, I can't believe it, What a shock.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he'd turned his life around. It turns out

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to get arrested a fifteenth time. They

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<v Speaker 1>turn him loose because they know the animals going to

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<v Speaker 1>go do animal things. They know the rabid dog is

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<v Speaker 1>going to bite again. That's why they turn him loose.

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<v Speaker 1>On to your street, onto your bus, your sidewalk, standing

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<v Speaker 1>out in front of your home. Democrats put these people

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<v Speaker 1>into your area as fast as they possibly can because

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<v Speaker 1>they want people murdered and robbed and raped. It is

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<v Speaker 1>hard for normal people with good hearts and a value

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<v Speaker 1>system of any kind to understand the level of evil

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<v Speaker 1>and depravity of the Communist This has something every society

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<v Speaker 1>has struggled with, every society that has come up against

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<v Speaker 1>the Communist revolution. The thing that holds them back the

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<v Speaker 1>most is trying to understand what they don't mean to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Right, it's wild when you read about it

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<v Speaker 1>everywhere it took place. Hold on, they're not doing that

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<v Speaker 1>on purpose? Right? What they would never do this? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes they will, and yes they do. Once again, I'm pleading,

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<v Speaker 1>before we continue pleading, I'm begging, stop saying soft on crime.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what you're dealing with here. You're not dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with naive te. You're dealing with evil. Accept it. Now

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<v Speaker 1>let's continue the Jesse Kelly Joe. What a night we

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<v Speaker 1>have tonight. I believe me, it's not all going to

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<v Speaker 1>be dark and down in depressing. I swear we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get through this and then we're going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about awesome stuff, metal of honor and crappiest country in

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<v Speaker 1>the world and all kinds of stuff. It's coming. But

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<v Speaker 1>we have to have this talk because I care about

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<v Speaker 1>you and your personal safety, and I care about me

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<v Speaker 1>and more importantly, my family and their safety. The violent

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<v Speaker 1>crime is not about to go away, So let's discuss

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<v Speaker 1>the why. We already talked about how they want violent crime.

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<v Speaker 1>We got all that. Stop saying soft on crime, we

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<v Speaker 1>got all that now. Washington d C. It's been all

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<v Speaker 1>over the news the past few weeks because what Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump sent in the National Guard, and we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to repeat all the numbers. With the numbers you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again, Washington, d C. Was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most dangerous cities on planet Earth, and all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, violent crime has disappeared none it's gone. Murders,

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<v Speaker 1>robbery's gone. It's disappeared. Now let me ask you something,

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<v Speaker 1>how many people do you think they arrested in order

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<v Speaker 1>to get violent crime to disappear in Washington, d C.

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<v Speaker 1>How many seventeen hundred that's it. Then may be off

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit now, but seventeen hundred animals off the

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<v Speaker 1>streets and violent crime is gone. Like that. Now, here's

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<v Speaker 1>what we take from that. Here's what we take from that.

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<v Speaker 1>When we hear things like that, we say to ourselves, well, great,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only it's only small percentage of the population. Find

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<v Speaker 1>the animals, throw them in cages where they belong, and

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<v Speaker 1>society will be cleaned up. And you're correct if you

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<v Speaker 1>think that. That's what I think too, You're correct. I'm correct.

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<v Speaker 1>We're correct in that way of thinking. However, why do

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<v Speaker 1>the animals get set free. Why are they free? They

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<v Speaker 1>are free because the communists have in many areas, completely

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<v Speaker 1>conquered the judicial system, and those are the people they

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<v Speaker 1>want freed. It just crunched the numbers. Point three percent

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<v Speaker 1>of the DC population was arrested and violent crime disappeared,

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<v Speaker 1>point three percent gone. So when we see that, it

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<v Speaker 1>seems so simple. But you see, it's not that simple.

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<v Speaker 1>The communists conquered our university system, and they most definitely

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<v Speaker 1>conquered the legal portion of our university system. Your law professors,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all communists. The result of that is there is

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<v Speaker 1>an army of communists every year graduating law school in army.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a one here or two there, in army of them,

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<v Speaker 1>an army of judges, just like magistrate judge Teresa Stokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is Teresa Stokes? She is the one with she

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<v Speaker 1>slash her, She has her pronouns in her bio. Surprise, surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>She graduated Western Michigan University Kooley Law School. And she

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<v Speaker 1>did not graduate Western Michigan University koli Law School so

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<v Speaker 1>she could go on and make fame and fortune as

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<v Speaker 1>a lawyer somewhere. She graduated it as a communist, so

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<v Speaker 1>she could worm her way through the judicial system and

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<v Speaker 1>eventually find herself in position like magistrate judge. And because

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<v Speaker 1>she got that position, actually the reason she wanted that

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<v Speaker 1>position is not to administer the law, and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>to lean a little bit left. She is there, she

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<v Speaker 1>believes she is there specifically to allow murderers to go

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<v Speaker 1>murder more, rapists to go rape more. She is a

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<v Speaker 1>judge sitting in a position of power, and she is

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<v Speaker 1>there to get criminals out of jail. She's the one

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<v Speaker 1>who released the Carlow Brown junior so he could go

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<v Speaker 1>savage some poor little girl on the train somewhere. And

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<v Speaker 1>she did it on purpose, and she doesn't feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>and the next day and the next day after that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're in the media too, running protection for the animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Elon Musk, Charlie Kirk, other Trumpeline figures succeeded in making

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<v Speaker 3>heard President Trump asked about it yesterday when he was

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you? Gee? I can't manage I can't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to his voice anymore. Now here's the hard part. All

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<v Speaker 1>These are things we can do, but it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>take years and years. Let's be honest. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>take decades and decades of election wins and activism and

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<v Speaker 1>election wins and activism. It's going to take a long time. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's discuss what that means specifically for you and me. Next,

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<v Speaker 1>it is the Jesse Kelly Show, a Wonderful Monday. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's finish up the talks. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it any anymore. It's going to be it's been dark.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a crime problem in blue areas. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to get better because there are legions of judges already.

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<v Speaker 1>There legions of judges still coming out of law school

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<v Speaker 1>every new year. Every year there's a bunch of new ones.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, one hour from right now, we roll

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<v Speaker 1>out the crappiest country in the world tournament. It begins

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<v Speaker 1>one hour from right now. Anyway, So I said, this

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<v Speaker 1>It supplies to me too. First, something you've heard me

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<v Speaker 1>no saving it at the North Carolina, and it can

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<v Speaker 1>and I believe will be saved. I believe it is

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<v Speaker 1>trending the right way, and North Carolina is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be fine, which is one of them. I love the

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina's north and South. Charlotte's not and it's my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>airport in the country. You know. I like Charlotte. I

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<v Speaker 1>applied for a job. I tried to move to Charlotte

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<v Speaker 1>at one point in time. Charlotte's not coming back. The mayor,

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<v Speaker 1>the judges, that they're all in place right now. Charlotte's

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<v Speaker 1>not coming back. Get out if you can't, if you can't, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I got Let's address that if you can't. If you cannot,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to find a way where you can legally

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<v Speaker 1>defend yourself. This is the problem with these cities. The

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<v Speaker 1>same judges who let the animals out of prison are

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<v Speaker 1>dying for a reason to send you to prison. Real

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<v Speaker 1>it's an ugly system. You are in hostile territory, you

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<v Speaker 1>are behind enemy lines. Dig through the laws of your area,

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you are, Sacramento or Charlotte, New York, or wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you are. Dig through the laws. Consult an attorney if

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<v Speaker 1>to carry. Remember burn as legal everywhere. Just a little

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<v Speaker 1>plug right there. Burn is legal everywhere. Carry something on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is a pain. I know for dudes. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I have days. It's Houston, Texas. It's the temperature of

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to put on I don't do

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<v Speaker 1>So I know. And look for women, especially young women.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that. I'm not naive. I get it. Get

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<v Speaker 1>a purse. They have great ob has them, they have

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<v Speaker 1>great looking person. You don't have to have a big,

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<v Speaker 1>ugly one. Great looking purses out there that have little

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<v Speaker 1>special compartments, so you can have something. Whatever that something is.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe it's a padlock in a sock. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is. Find what is legal. These animals

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<v Speaker 1>are not going away. They are among us and will

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<v Speaker 1>remain among us. So that means we have to plan also,

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<v Speaker 1>sending your daughter to college. I'm not going to go

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<v Speaker 1>off on a big college rant. That's for later in

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<v Speaker 1>the show probably, but sending your daughter to college and son. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>young men are dying too. They just had that in

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<v Speaker 1>turn killed by those animals in DC. Thede's a dude,

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<v Speaker 1>send your daughter. Sending your daughter to college in a

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<v Speaker 1>big city, talk to her first. If there's another option,

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<v Speaker 1>take it. These places are dangerous anyway for young women.

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<v Speaker 1>Man alive, they are prey for monsters like this. You

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<v Speaker 1>think that guy would have got up and pulled out

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<v Speaker 1>his knife and stuck it in my throat, not in

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<v Speaker 1>a million years, not that he couldn't, or not that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm superhuman or something like that. Not to me. He

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<v Speaker 1>would have seen my size and would have said, nah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll find the next one. But some dainty, little hundred

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<v Speaker 1>pound thing. He's an animal. She's the prey. So's your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful where she goes off to college. Be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>Another thing, And I don't mean to keep harping on this,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to until we are all operating more

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<v Speaker 1>safely than we do. Your cell phone. I have one,

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<v Speaker 1>two and just like you, I'm on mine too much.

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<v Speaker 1>No I'm not on it hours a day, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>still I'm on it too much more than I should.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just too easy. Scroll social media, look at something funny,

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<v Speaker 1>get some work done, emails. It's too easy. The world

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<v Speaker 1>at your fingertips. When you're in public, especially when you're

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<v Speaker 1>If you ever find yourself walking in a public setting

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<v Speaker 1>while you're on your phone, you are dead wrong. Never

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<v Speaker 1>do that. Ever. You have to send a quick text,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do something. You have to tweet something,

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<v Speaker 1>stand with your back against the wall, send it off

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<v Speaker 1>and put your phone right back in your pocket. That

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<v Speaker 1>young lady, I mean, she doesn't know, not victim blaming,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know. How in the world could you be on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone and not aware that that two hundred plus

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<v Speaker 1>pound monster came and parked right behind you. She should

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<v Speaker 1>have known and gotten up right away and moved immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an immediate threat. He had threat written all over him.

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<v Speaker 1>She had no idea, you know why, because her phone

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<v Speaker 1>was right in her face. Get off, you were fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying never get on your phone if you're

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a kid listening right now, don't sneer at

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<v Speaker 1>the radio and think I'm being a crotchety old man.

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<v Speaker 1>Have your Facebook or Instagram or whatever. Do it be

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<v Speaker 1>on your phone when you're home, when you're seated at

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant, when your back's to the wall, Stay off

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. These phones get people killed because the animals.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know. Did you know that these animals they

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<v Speaker 1>look for people who are on their phone. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know that. I've had several cop friends tell me that

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<v Speaker 1>they especially at night. You know what they look for?

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<v Speaker 1>The glow in your car. People can see from a

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<v Speaker 1>they look for it, and then they come right for you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're looking for it. You're not safe in your car either,

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<v Speaker 1>get home and then spend all night on Instagram. Pull

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<v Speaker 1>in public and in red areas where you are allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to defend yourself properly. Start to familiarize yourself with firearms.

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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't already, it's you're gonna end up having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you will end up having fun. Go down.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a gun safety class. That's how it begins. Safeties first. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>take a gun safety class. You'll be there with a

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<v Speaker 1>know what he's doing. Don't worry about that. Everyone else

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<v Speaker 1>in that class is going to be the exact same situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Brand new want to learn. There'll be kids the adults

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<v Speaker 1>begin the process of finding a gun that is right

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<v Speaker 1>for you. I am unless I go through a NATO detector.

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<v Speaker 1>I have my gun on me at all times. I

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<v Speaker 1>am never without it. I am sitting here right now,

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<v Speaker 1>doing the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show behind a very

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't be more protected than I am now it's

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<v Speaker 1>sitting right there. I'm shooting back. If one of the

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<v Speaker 1>monsters comes to me, begin the process. Please. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>stress enough that this crime situation is not about to

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<v Speaker 1>be solved. It's not about to go away. Oh Trump

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<v Speaker 1>can sent in the National Guard. Even if he did,

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<v Speaker 1>the second they're gone, they come right back. The judges

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<v Speaker 1>still remain, the da still remain. It is a long

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<v Speaker 1>rode ahead to clean these streets up. So plan to

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<v Speaker 1>live around criminals. Okay, all right, I'm done with it done.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll screw off. Now. I'll tell you something dumb in

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<v Speaker 1>a moment, something horrible that happened to me yesterday. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you enjoy it. It is the Jesse Kelly Show

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<v Speaker 1>on a fantastic Monday. Don't worry, We're ten minutes away

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<v Speaker 1>from Medal of Honor Monday. We have our crappiest country

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<v Speaker 1>in the world tournament coming up next hour, Clay Martin

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<v Speaker 1>in the final hour, teaching us about urban warfare. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a huge show. One final word again, I brought it

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<v Speaker 1>up the crime. I swear this is my final word

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<v Speaker 1>on the crime. Thing I brought up Berna. It's non lethal.

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<v Speaker 1>Their compact launcher is the size of a cell phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Carrie something on you at all times, ladies, even your

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<v Speaker 1>in there. You don't have to sacrifice fashion they have

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<v Speaker 1>cover it, get a Burner launcher. It's legal in all

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<v Speaker 1>fifty states without a permit. Swat teams are in love

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<v Speaker 1>with these things. Shoots, these pepperballs or tear gas balls

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<v Speaker 1>y Rna. Carry it legal in all fifty states. You

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<v Speaker 1>You go to Burner dot com and order it and

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<v Speaker 1>they deliver it to your front door. Carry one everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>keep it in your car, keep it in your purse,

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<v Speaker 1>to me right now in Manhattan and you're saying I

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<v Speaker 1>can't carry a gun. You can carry a burner, burna

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<v Speaker 1>dot com fight back with something, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I might as well pull my pain onto you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've talked to you before about how I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go shoot wild hogs in Texas. And let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain for people who aren't here. They are an

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<v Speaker 1>invasive species that was introduced into Texas and for people

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar, wild hogs produce several litters a year. Several

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<v Speaker 1>it's three to five or something like that. It's crazy

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<v Speaker 1>how many babies they make. And they tear up everything,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely everything, crops, you name it. They are. They're a

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<v Speaker 1>plague on the state of Texas. They are such a plague.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no limit, there's no nothing. They beg you go

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<v Speaker 1>kill them. Farmers and ranchers they will call and say, please,

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<v Speaker 1>someone kill all these things. They're destroying people's livelihoods, these

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<v Speaker 1>horrible feral hogs. And they're mean and they're big. They

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<v Speaker 1>can get huge. They'll tear you apart, big time, mean, big,

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<v Speaker 1>and they eat everything. They tear up the ground, they

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<v Speaker 1>tear up the fences, they tear up the crops, they

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<v Speaker 1>tear up the they tear it all up. They eat everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I even though I don't like helicopters, I'll get to

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<v Speaker 1>that in a moment. For the longest time, I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>this thing that happens here in Texas where you can

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<v Speaker 1>go up in a helicopter. They have these companies that

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<v Speaker 1>do this. And you have a weapon. I'll just call

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<v Speaker 1>it an AR fifteen. That's what everyone will understand. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a weapon, and you are hanging out the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the helicopter like you're in freaking Delta force, and

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<v Speaker 1>the helicopter flies you over these hogs and you just

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<v Speaker 1>mrk all these hogs from the helicopter. And as much

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<v Speaker 1>as I dislike hlos, as you know, I've always wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, always wanted to do it. My youngest son,

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<v Speaker 1>Luke just turned fifteen. What was it? What's his birthday? Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>September September first, September first, but I can't remember everyone's birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>September first, he turns fifteen as kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>coming into manhood birthday gift I guess you would say,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a little over the top. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>helicopter hog hunt for me, Luke and my oldest son James.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was Sunday. We woke up Sunday morning. It

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<v Speaker 1>might as well have been Christmas morning. We were so

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<v Speaker 1>unreasonably excited to do this. They can handle weapons and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that, so they were fine. But the place

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<v Speaker 1>was three and a half hours away. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>get up, drive three and a half hours. We were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get two hours in the helicopter and then three

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<v Speaker 1>and a half hours back home. But I didn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's seven hours of driving in one day. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what worth it to go up at a

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<v Speaker 1>helicopter and shoot hogs. That's like a once in a

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<v Speaker 1>lifetime experience. I'm never gonna do that again. And it

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<v Speaker 1>cost a fortune a fortune to do it, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never going to do it again. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things, where as a father, I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give these boys a memory that they'll last

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<v Speaker 1>a lifetime. A lifetime. We get up first thing in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, cup of coffee, cruise out, get up there.

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<v Speaker 1>No hogs. We saw two hogs in two hours. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>to their credit, the boys who were on the same

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<v Speaker 1>side of the heilo mrked one of them. They got

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<v Speaker 1>they got a hog. But and this was in the

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<v Speaker 1>very beginning of the hog hunt. After that, two hours

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<v Speaker 1>just flying around, the biggest waste of money in my

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<v Speaker 1>entire life, I am I'm actually getting myself mad. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so mad, I'm like sick to my stomach about the

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<v Speaker 1>waste of money. It was what Chris Chris A Chris

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<v Speaker 1>of that's such a Chris thing to ask, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a valid point, Chris said, Is there a discount or something?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how hunting is, man, It's like fishing. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>call it shooting. They call it hunting. You can't you

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<v Speaker 1>can't guarantee that stuff. If the hogs are hidden, or

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<v Speaker 1>the hogs have migrated, or the hall, you can't nick

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<v Speaker 1>look unless you're at a feminist rally, it's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>find hogs. Sometimes, a lot of money, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>driving Sunday completely gone for two hours of essentially cruising

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<v Speaker 1>around in a he though, what Chris, what see? That's

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<v Speaker 1>what Obb said. Chris said, They'll still remember the experience

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of their lives. And you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're probably right, but I guess this is my

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<v Speaker 1>own fault for not managing my expectations. I just had this,

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<v Speaker 1>I had this picture in my head. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is is I'm a sucker, and I bought the headlines,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought the advertising. I thought we were gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, I thought we were gonna be in

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<v Speaker 1>the herd of them, like herds of the things out

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<v Speaker 1>in the open field where you just go fly over

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<v Speaker 1>them and you're just pop but you're just mowing them down.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they were gonna be endless. And they were

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<v Speaker 1>non existent at all, non existent at all. And the lady.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a lady in the back whose job it

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<v Speaker 1>was to hand us magazines whenever we shot them, and

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<v Speaker 1>she gets on with the bag of jeez. I swear

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<v Speaker 1>there had to be thirty forty magazines in there, so

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm looking at that, I'm thinking, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're about to rock and roll out here. Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>The biggest waste of money dud in the history of mankind.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was my yesterday. So if I started off

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<v Speaker 1>the show salty today, it's because I'm dead broke and

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<v Speaker 1>we got nothing, No In case you're wondering if I

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<v Speaker 1>got any maybe, I said, we saw two. One was

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<v Speaker 1>on the boy's side of the hero the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Pilot goes, shoot, shoot, shooting. I looked down. I had

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<v Speaker 1>five seconds and I cooked off as many rounds as

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<v Speaker 1>as I could. He was moving pretty quick, and the

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<v Speaker 1>pilot goes, you got that one. I didn't see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, look, he is a more experienced guy. He

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<v Speaker 1>went into the underbrush. I certainly didn't see him go down.

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<v Speaker 1>Pilot says I did. But you know what Chris I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I just decided what Chris I'm leaning on expertise. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called humility. In a way, I saved Texas. Now, speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of heroes, let's do Middle of Honor Monday next
