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<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnac

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<v Speaker 1>e O and JP Sorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been to a little boy that here.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That we ever, it's an artificial tree. So I did

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<v Speaker 2>artificial job at trimming. Kindness is only exceeded by our

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<v Speaker 2>inability to adjust hollow.

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<v Speaker 4>The third wrangling here the Lapsed Fan got a price.

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<v Speaker 5>For the meon dollar Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Even Santa Claus and.

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<v Speaker 5>So no say it's not so.

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<v Speaker 4>Off, and we're back to the twenty twenty four TLF

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<v Speaker 4>Christmas Show. It's an unwrappening, is it not? Boss?

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<v Speaker 3>It is?

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<v Speaker 2>It is an unwrapping. It's an uncomfortable one. It's uh,

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<v Speaker 2>it is it is?

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<v Speaker 4>This one thing we can say, is it is?

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<v Speaker 1>It is?

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<v Speaker 4>It is the most wonderful time of the year, both

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<v Speaker 4>globally and here at TLF h Q, where we've been

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<v Speaker 4>in receipt of your very generous gifts for months and

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<v Speaker 4>months on end, almost a year going in some cases,

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<v Speaker 4>and the generosity continues to absolutely blow us away, as

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<v Speaker 4>well as the creativity and the heartfelt diversity we get

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<v Speaker 4>of gifts from you. Know, half naked pictures of Michael

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<v Speaker 4>Hayes to canned pudding from England Kent.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, not just canned pudding, but canned meat and kidney pudding.

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<v Speaker 4>The next gift of Christmas comes to us from the

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<v Speaker 4>homie one of the day one, mf Rs Christian Hollister. Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>there we go all the way from North Carolina. Christian

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<v Speaker 4>has been a longtime supporter and someone we can always

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<v Speaker 4>count to see in person when we go on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. One of the gifts, Yeah, he gave me a

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<v Speaker 2>big championship belt for WrestleMania AWA World title. Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Looked right up to us after the show in Philly

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<v Speaker 4>and presented us with tremendous items. So see you we're

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<v Speaker 4>opening up here. Wow, this is a great grab bag.

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<v Speaker 4>What going on in here? What going on? Has this

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<v Speaker 4>reached the point for you yet? Mama Sarrow where it's

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<v Speaker 4>a little disturbing that people do this for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't know what to expect, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>delighted that people care and send pictures presents at Christmas time.

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<v Speaker 3>But some of these are kind of you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>would say, inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, wow, that's his wrestling fan As it gets baby

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<v Speaker 4>that's his wrestling fan as it gets. Wow, look at

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<v Speaker 4>this we have on Blue Ray DVD War Games eighty

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<v Speaker 4>seven in Blu Ray quality, or or at least made

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<v Speaker 4>into a Blu Ray. That's great. Of course, folks remember

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<v Speaker 4>the art of war games in bashirty seven. No one will.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why that is great stuff. This supposed to be

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<v Speaker 4>the whole tour gred American Bash Tour from Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>Crockett was is that that Wargames? Is it the Wargames

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<v Speaker 2>vhs on on here or is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>It also shows the Bash on the back, which tells

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<v Speaker 4>me that it's more than just the Wargames match That

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<v Speaker 4>Wargames VHS just shows that one match.

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<v Speaker 2>It says great American Bash andy seven, So that's very interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, Christians saw fit to lace us with the WWE

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<v Speaker 4>DVD collection starkad the Essential Collection eighty three to two thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember when this puppy came out. This is when

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<v Speaker 4>they were really in there, like we bought WCW and

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<v Speaker 4>here's everything over again. Yep yea for the first time

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<v Speaker 4>on DVD. That's tremendous great. I don't have this one,

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<v Speaker 4>so that's great. The best of in your house I

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<v Speaker 4>mean we're talking they don't. We're talking Brett Hart's Bulldog

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<v Speaker 4>Triple H versus Stone Cold from Buried Alive, which we

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<v Speaker 4>just talked about it on the show. We did Shawn

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<v Speaker 4>Michaels Undertaker at Ground Zero and the Rock versus Mankind

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<v Speaker 4>at Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. It's a three disc collection

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<v Speaker 4>covering ninety five to ninety nine in your house classics.

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<v Speaker 4>So great to have this one on the shelf as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Good Friends, Better Enemy, his Boss?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about uh uh? Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers and

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<v Speaker 2>Ahmed is Amed?

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<v Speaker 1>He worked?

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<v Speaker 2>I do know something like that? Fifteen classic showdowns?

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<v Speaker 4>That wow, the original colisem collection History of the w

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<v Speaker 4>w F Heavyweight Championship in the clamshell casing with Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he's got the hoof stash and everything. My understanding is

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<v Speaker 4>his mustache smelled an awful lot like cigars. His mustache

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<v Speaker 4>would smell like cigars from what I yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that too.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be a very what they say, well, you know

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<v Speaker 4>he smoked something. Wow. Look at this, Well, what the

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<v Speaker 4>hell is this? It's a print out of the w

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<v Speaker 4>CW credit card which was short lived with Kevin Nash,

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<v Speaker 4>and it appears to be autographed, and it's like a

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<v Speaker 4>it's almost like an ad that they would have distributed

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<v Speaker 4>for the credit card that's absurd with big sexy on it.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah to apply, I call one eight hundred WCW

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<v Speaker 4>card and this is somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you know what this card subject to change?

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<v Speaker 4>I wish. And finally from the man Christian, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>newspaper clipping.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the Lubbock Avalanche Journal, which I can only

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<v Speaker 4>assume is Lubbock, Texas. And on October thirtieth, nineteen ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 4>in section C, the paper ran an article just too sweet,

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<v Speaker 4>diehard wrestling fans follow action in the ring in heroes

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<v Speaker 4>career moves. Oh my god, this is just like a

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<v Speaker 4>someone just saved this because it was a wrestling article

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<v Speaker 4>that's wild, and you got a Nash all over it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's got a picture of kids watching in their living room.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you know they're excited.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know, any chance, Mama Sorrow that you could

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<v Speaker 4>read for us, if that it's legible to you, Just

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<v Speaker 4>above the fold that article there, starting with the big

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<v Speaker 4>red letter there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, just too sweet?

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<v Speaker 5>Will Haul and Nash make up?

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<v Speaker 4>Will anyone go over the.

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<v Speaker 3>Good guys win die hard. Wrestling fans follow action in

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<v Speaker 3>heroes career move Who is the hero?

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<v Speaker 4>That is the question. We've been asking that for ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be your heroo.

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<v Speaker 2>He hero?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe could you read just the first paragraph for us,

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<v Speaker 4>if you can see that of the article itself? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>what does it take to be not at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Do the taste to be a mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty name?

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<v Speaker 2>Men?

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<v Speaker 3>Happy? Your hero all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Usual, only your hero. A professional wrestling contest, uh huh

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<v Speaker 3>is vaguely like watching any other sporting events.

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<v Speaker 2>Vaguely.

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<v Speaker 5>They get jecked out in team apparel, yell at the

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<v Speaker 5>top of their lungs, and even bring homemade signs to

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<v Speaker 5>cheer on their favorites.

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<v Speaker 3>But forget who has the lead rushing record or which

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<v Speaker 3>for her back has thrown the most interceptions. Wrestling fans

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<v Speaker 3>have more important things to worry. Uh. Will Scott Hall

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<v Speaker 3>and Kevin Nash repair their broken friendship and become tag

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<v Speaker 3>team partners again? Will the Steiner brothers see I do

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<v Speaker 3>I and quit fighting each other? Will anyone ever defeat Goldbird?

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<v Speaker 3>These are the questions the mom keep wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Whoopie Goldbergs.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, she was never a wrestler.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty five. No, it's about thirty years ago. What is this,

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Ninety eight, So, so it's twenty six years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>It's before two thousand, twenty five, twenty five, coming up.

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<v Speaker 5>This right after this Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, these are the crush questions that keep wrestling fans.

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<v Speaker 4>On the edge of their seats MM.

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<v Speaker 3>And the stories that have made wrestling surge in popularity

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<v Speaker 3>in the past. In the past few years, they've made

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<v Speaker 3>it in the past few years. Die Hard fans don't

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<v Speaker 3>just know the characters.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Diehard film. I like Diehard too as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm famous Diehard.

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<v Speaker 3>Three matches that may all break their careers. You're old

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<v Speaker 3>Matt Vickery.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh uh he's he's gonna get it. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>his turn. Love it is the.

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<v Speaker 4>Ex Ryvak's brother.

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<v Speaker 2>I like watching it, you said, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the signature moves and the trash talk. Keeping

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<v Speaker 3>up with the storylines between wrestlers is part of what

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<v Speaker 3>Ki's Vicker.

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<v Speaker 2>And Vickory fan. He said not.

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<v Speaker 3>Victory become so familiar with the sport that he can

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<v Speaker 3>often predict.

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<v Speaker 2>Who will win each.

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<v Speaker 6>Like a fan, Victory knows each wrestler's full file, along

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<v Speaker 6>with the signature moves that send Cross into a frenzy.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably even grant a demonstration if requested.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, let's not request that. That's a wonderful reading, and

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<v Speaker 4>we want to thank you for uh bringing us back

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<v Speaker 4>to nineteen ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is this all wrestling in the year.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I believe this is a normal newspaper from Lubbock,

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<v Speaker 4>from Lubbock, Texas. Yeah, I believe it's a Texas newspaper.

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<v Speaker 4>As you'll see, there's the Anne Landers column.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh store.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct, some wedding announcements. Uh, here as is accustomed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what young child doesn't like Halloween? P.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight eight.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty Yeah, yeah, that's that's an investment. Television brings

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<v Speaker 4>up weighty issue wrestling, acquiring followers of alley. So this

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<v Speaker 4>has continued. But yeah, this is like in nineteen ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 4>wrestling was really hot, and so every newspaper in the

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<v Speaker 4>country was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, people like wrestling.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's figure out why these idiots are watching that, And

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<v Speaker 4>so that twelve year old was held out. That's the

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<v Speaker 4>unfortunate example. Well, Christian, you want to thank you that's

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<v Speaker 4>a great box full of a lot of fun. And

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<v Speaker 4>they were really fortunate that you put this in our hands,

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<v Speaker 4>as Mama Saraw was on hand to read it, because

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<v Speaker 4>that's one of the finer renditions you're going to hear

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<v Speaker 4>better than and we you know, we we know a

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<v Speaker 4>lot about dramatically reading newspaper articles from thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>And that was a wonderful performance. So Christian, Merry Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>to you and yours thanks for all the years of

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<v Speaker 4>support and listenership, and we hear we'll see you next

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<v Speaker 4>time on the next installment of the TLF Christmas Show.

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