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<v Speaker 1>My Christmas Yeah, I know, finishing all those reports. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so glad we actually got this holiday party though. Could

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<v Speaker 1>you imagine if we just had to work for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get me wrong, I love our boss, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>own little bed. Oh hi, No, we weren't talking about you,

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<v Speaker 1>just talking about the Christmas party. Mm hm oh I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of was hoping to not work today. No, sirts, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll could you pretty later. Okay, yeah, no, the hottie

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<v Speaker 1>party's amazing. It's better than last year's. Well, this year

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<v Speaker 1>we actually have a proper Christmas tree. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>anything wrong with the snoopy Christmas tree. It's just, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think a tree with actual leaves is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little bit more festive.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, work, So what did you need my hope

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<v Speaker 1>put exactly? I'm pretty sure I didn't write reports and

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<v Speaker 1>everything on time. I'm sorry, sir, but that's actually not

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<v Speaker 1>my division. No, no, no, it's fine, don't worry about it,

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<v Speaker 1>are you Okay? No, I just haven't seen you out

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<v Speaker 1>in the party. Sorry if I'm crying, I just am

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<v Speaker 1>really observant. Well, usually it functions you socialize with your

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<v Speaker 1>employees a lot more. Well, I know, but you come

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<v Speaker 1>and talk to me almost every day. It's not out

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<v Speaker 1>of the norm for you to talk to me, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is out of the normal for you not talk

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<v Speaker 1>to anyone else, especially out of function that you're hosting.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, as your secretary, I think I should know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you want to go get punch with me?

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<v Speaker 1>We can talk about it over that. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>relax a little. It's the holidays me, No, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have anyone for the holidays. They haven't for a while. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you really that's a surprise. I don't think you're aware

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Served but you're quite a bachelor around the

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<v Speaker 1>ladies in the office and some of the men.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't tell you that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I still want to be included in the gossip

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<v Speaker 1>circle that happens at lunch. That is why I don't

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<v Speaker 1>take lunch or the user. I mostly want to be

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<v Speaker 1>a part of the gossip cycle and know what's happening. Besides,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be offensive or anything. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>not very talkative during lunch, and you don't actually take

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<v Speaker 1>a proper lunch. You stay in your office and work

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<v Speaker 1>way too much. You barely give me any work to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You feel like I'm a failure of a secretary. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's your punch. Now that's actually gotten you down about

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<v Speaker 1>the holidays?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm. There's the Christmas charity function that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>correct mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I was the one who was scheduled at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of your largest benefactors, it's the most required.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, well, what's that got to do with you

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<v Speaker 1>being down? Though your day fell through? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that always sucks. That's not the whole thing, is it.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know about my holiday plans. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a very homework movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you though.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we leave tomorrow or my hometown, and every year

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<v Speaker 1>the entire town kind of pitches in and transforms it

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<v Speaker 1>to be a winter wonderland. I'm going back there and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm spending time with my nieces. M h Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I've been taking no time off and saving every

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<v Speaker 1>penny I can. No no hometown lover. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>told you that I was kind of the reject at school,

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<v Speaker 1>so I never really got to know anyone. Then when

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<v Speaker 1>I moved to the city, I started working for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're a very demanding bossor I barely have time

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<v Speaker 1>to go out. It's not your fault. It's more of

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<v Speaker 1>the workload that you take on Salt, But.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not complaining.

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<v Speaker 1>It does pay the bell so and it's not horrible

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<v Speaker 1>working for you. At least you're not like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Scrooge or something. Oh, thank you. I guess it is

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<v Speaker 1>different than my regular work at hire. Well it's not

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<v Speaker 1>entirely work appropriate, but it's my favorite Christmas dress. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we can go back to your office if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you don't really like crowds that much, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You put up with them enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Hm, And I just feel like you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be around people right now. Yeah, don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Look up, oh mistletoe. Oh that's kind of great.

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<v Speaker 1>M m m, it's sir. Everybody saw that. Hey wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I think running into your office after you kiss me

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<v Speaker 1>into the missiles, I'm always going to send a completely

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<v Speaker 1>wrong message to everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not mad at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, i've maybe harbird feelings for you for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying maybe you like me too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very unprofessional of you, sir. I'm joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're kind of passed up professional line. Mhm,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we're gonna be playing into one of the

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<v Speaker 1>Homewrek movie trope, the Boston the Secretary falling in love

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<v Speaker 1>on Christmas. Now, the only thing that's missing is you

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<v Speaker 1>inviting me home for the holidays?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you coming back with me? W? You want to

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<v Speaker 2>come back with me to my hometown?

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<v Speaker 1>You do realize you're going to have to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with my family, right? Sure, I'm sure they wouldn't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>And since I know you are a lonely bachelor, well

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for correcting me. Sir, a former lonely bachelor.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Christmas would be fun if you came. M

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<v Speaker 1>So it settled you got to come.

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let them know. Well they have to make one

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<v Speaker 1>words about at the table and hang my missiletown. Now

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<v Speaker 1>let's go back out there and enjoy some of the party. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>m M.

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<v Speaker 2>My Christmas tea tee.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir, you spe species wise