Speaker 1: My Christmas Yeah, I know, finishing all those reports. I'm
Speaker 1: so glad we actually got this holiday party though. Could
Speaker 1: you imagine if we just had to work for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I love our boss, but he's
Speaker 1: own little bed. Oh hi, No, we weren't talking about you,
Speaker 1: just talking about the Christmas party. Mm hm oh I
Speaker 1: kind of was hoping to not work today. No, sirts, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll could you pretty later. Okay, yeah, no, the hottie
Speaker 1: party's amazing. It's better than last year's. Well, this year
Speaker 1: we actually have a proper Christmas tree. I don't have
Speaker 1: anything wrong with the snoopy Christmas tree. It's just, you know,
Speaker 1: I think a tree with actual leaves is a.
Speaker 2: Little bit more festive.
Speaker 1: Oh right, work, So what did you need my hope
Speaker 1: put exactly? I'm pretty sure I didn't write reports and
Speaker 1: everything on time. I'm sorry, sir, but that's actually not
Speaker 1: my division. No, no, no, it's fine, don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: are you Okay? No, I just haven't seen you out
Speaker 1: in the party. Sorry if I'm crying, I just am
Speaker 1: really observant. Well, usually it functions you socialize with your
Speaker 1: employees a lot more. Well, I know, but you come
Speaker 1: and talk to me almost every day. It's not out
Speaker 1: of the norm for you to talk to me, but
Speaker 1: it is out of the normal for you not talk
Speaker 1: to anyone else, especially out of function that you're hosting.
Speaker 1: I mean, as your secretary, I think I should know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to go get punch with me?
Speaker 1: We can talk about it over that. You need to
Speaker 1: relax a little. It's the holidays me, No, I don't
Speaker 1: have anyone for the holidays. They haven't for a while. Actually,
Speaker 1: you really that's a surprise. I don't think you're aware
Speaker 1: of it. Served but you're quite a bachelor around the
Speaker 1: ladies in the office and some of the men.
Speaker 2: But I didn't tell you that.
Speaker 1: No, I still want to be included in the gossip
Speaker 1: circle that happens at lunch. That is why I don't
Speaker 1: take lunch or the user. I mostly want to be
Speaker 1: a part of the gossip cycle and know what's happening. Besides,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be offensive or anything. But you're
Speaker 1: not very talkative during lunch, and you don't actually take
Speaker 1: a proper lunch. You stay in your office and work
Speaker 1: way too much. You barely give me any work to do.
Speaker 1: You feel like I'm a failure of a secretary. And
Speaker 1: here's your punch. Now that's actually gotten you down about
Speaker 1: the holidays?
Speaker 2: No, I know.
Speaker 1: Hmm. There's the Christmas charity function that you're going to
Speaker 1: correct mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I was the one who was scheduled at all.
Speaker 1: It's one of your largest benefactors, it's the most required.
Speaker 1: You go, well, what's that got to do with you
Speaker 1: being down? Though your day fell through? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that always sucks. That's not the whole thing, is it.
Speaker 1: You want to know about my holiday plans. Well, it's
Speaker 1: a very homework movie.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you though.
Speaker 1: Well, we leave tomorrow or my hometown, and every year
Speaker 1: the entire town kind of pitches in and transforms it
Speaker 1: to be a winter wonderland. I'm going back there and
Speaker 1: I'm spending time with my nieces. M h Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I've been taking no time off and saving every
Speaker 1: penny I can. No no hometown lover. I thought I
Speaker 1: told you that I was kind of the reject at school,
Speaker 1: so I never really got to know anyone. Then when
Speaker 1: I moved to the city, I started working for you,
Speaker 1: and you're a very demanding bossor I barely have time
Speaker 1: to go out. It's not your fault. It's more of
Speaker 1: the workload that you take on Salt, But.
Speaker 2: I'm not complaining.
Speaker 1: It does pay the bell so and it's not horrible
Speaker 1: working for you. At least you're not like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Scrooge or something. Oh, thank you. I guess it is
Speaker 1: different than my regular work at hire. Well it's not
Speaker 1: entirely work appropriate, but it's my favorite Christmas dress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can go back to your office if you want.
Speaker 1: I know you don't really like crowds that much, so.
Speaker 2: You put up with them enough.
Speaker 1: Hm, And I just feel like you don't want to
Speaker 1: be around people right now. Yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 2: Look up, oh mistletoe. Oh that's kind of great.
Speaker 1: M m m, it's sir. Everybody saw that. Hey wait,
Speaker 1: I think running into your office after you kiss me
Speaker 1: into the missiles, I'm always going to send a completely
Speaker 1: wrong message to everyone.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not mad at all.
Speaker 1: Actually, i've maybe harbird feelings for you for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm saying maybe you like me too.
Speaker 2: That's very unprofessional of you, sir. I'm joking.
Speaker 1: I think we're kind of passed up professional line. Mhm,
Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna be playing into one of the
Speaker 1: Homewrek movie trope, the Boston the Secretary falling in love
Speaker 1: on Christmas. Now, the only thing that's missing is you
Speaker 1: inviting me home for the holidays?
Speaker 2: Are you coming back with me? W? You want to
Speaker 2: come back with me to my hometown?
Speaker 1: You do realize you're going to have to hang out
Speaker 1: with my family, right? Sure, I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
Speaker 1: And since I know you are a lonely bachelor, well
Speaker 1: thank you for correcting me. Sir, a former lonely bachelor.
Speaker 1: I think Christmas would be fun if you came. M
Speaker 1: So it settled you got to come.
Speaker 2: Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'll let them know. Well they have to make one
Speaker 1: words about at the table and hang my missiletown. Now
Speaker 1: let's go back out there and enjoy some of the party. Okay,
Speaker 1: m M.
Speaker 2: My Christmas tea tee.
Speaker 1: Sir, you spe species wise