WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.560 --> 00:00:12.759 Headphones. You don't need your headphones. Hello, welcome to Laura 2 00:00:12.839 --> 00:00:15.759 Kane after dark. I'm Laura Kane, Eric Rima. 3 00:00:15.599 --> 00:00:21.960 Right heads, Hey, what's up, b we are. It's an 4 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:22.679 interesting night. 5 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:26.960 Has been a very interesting night, and I regret I 6 00:00:27.039 --> 00:00:30.079 might regret this. I'm going to regret this, le I 7 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:33.679 just put it that way. I need your advice on 8 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:36.640 my next step because the ball is in my court 9 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:40.600 as far as the next text message that goes out 10 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:43.200 to the dude that I met on the night when 11 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:45.159 you guys are wingman and we went to. 12 00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:47.640 Park and wreck, I have the perfect text. 13 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:50.960 Okay, okay, let's just like brief everybody. The text have 14 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:55.399 been very generic. I've been very like polite. He's been polite. No, 15 00:00:55.439 --> 00:00:58.200 there's been no like sexual undertones at all. 16 00:00:58.320 --> 00:00:58.880 So that's great. 17 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:01.719 Let me actually read tell they texts have been awful 18 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:04.200 because you have been texting like someone who is not 19 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:07.359 only not your age, but in fact twenty years older 20 00:01:07.359 --> 00:01:09.680 than you actually are. Like I'm on the way back 21 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:12.560 from the casino. No, you're texting like your mother. I know, 22 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:14.079 on the way back from the casino. 23 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:15.519 Just made it cool. Two hundred dollars. 24 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:17.640 The only thing you didn't say. Was you were going 25 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:22.040 to have a cigarette and play canasta? 26 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.280 He asked me, And I told him so, like, yeah, 27 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:27.680 will you bring him back up into hobby? Eears Room said, 28 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:32.040 you sound like a real great chap. I just okay. 29 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:35.359 It is my nature to ask a lot of questions 30 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:38.680 and I and I realize I don't know sometimes when 31 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:41.840 to stop true, and that I do get awkward, and 32 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:44.319 I feel it when it gets awkward. I know, believe me, 33 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:47.359 I al so do I and I just pushed through it. 34 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.200 Let me just give you this advice. I pushed through it. 35 00:01:49.239 --> 00:01:51.439 And these types of conversations there needs to be It 36 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:53.280 doesn't even need to be sexual tension, but there needs 37 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:54.799 to be a little bit of type attension, a little 38 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:56.959 bit back and forth where there's something Each text is 39 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:57.959 going to be something real. 40 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:00.560 I believe that, Yeah, woleheartedly. 41 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:03.480 Yours is just like, so help me. I'm going to 42 00:02:03.519 --> 00:02:04.519 help okay, So. 43 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:07.840 Let's let's do it. 44 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:09.000 Let's okay, let's do it. 45 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:11.360 What do we What are we saying? What's the first 46 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:15.639 kind of volley into the territory we're heading into? 47 00:02:15.800 --> 00:02:16.560 So I saved me. 48 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:21.599 I think I think, I just totally yes, just the 49 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:24.280 thought of doing this is making me one of Okay, 50 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:25.680 here's what you should. 51 00:02:25.479 --> 00:02:29.159 Say again again. He's twenty nine, but and. 52 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:30.840 He's not what you'd expect him to be. But anyway, 53 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:34.240 he's handsome though. Yeah, very I think. 54 00:02:34.280 --> 00:02:37.759 So here's what you should say, Hey, I want to 55 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:40.879 see you again, because we're. 56 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:45.280 Going to put that forward because it's not that bold. 57 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:46.840 It is forward, but it's not bold. 58 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:49.639 It shouldn't be like a little like mysteriously flirty. 59 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:52.759 Er. No, I want to say you against pretty flirty. 60 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.360 I think I think what Brian said is correct. 61 00:02:55.080 --> 00:02:57.960 Because also it puts the impetus on him. He's it's 62 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:58.639 going to make him. 63 00:02:58.800 --> 00:03:00.439 He gets to set the terms for too, and you 64 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:02.199 don't to agree to him, but at least it's gonna 65 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:04.159 put it on him to kind of arrange things. 66 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.919 I feel like I should add a little tiny spice 67 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:11.360 to you. Okay, take my phone? Where's my phone? That's right? 68 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:12.719 I mean it's about to die. 69 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:13.360 I should we ask it? 70 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.840 Oh, you know, I should. I don't want to hurt 71 00:03:18.919 --> 00:03:22.000 has bad texts. That's why it's not a good texture. 72 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:22.960 That's why it's funny. 73 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:28.039 Oh Marie, don't, Oh my god. Okay, Okay, Marie, this 74 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:33.080 is what's happening. We're about to text that. We're going 75 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:39.599 into the territory of flirtation now and Brian's advice is 76 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:42.039 this that I'm texting him the following. 77 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:44.039 You said, I want to hear it in your voice. 78 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:47.680 I I want to see you again. 79 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:50.240 Hey, Comma, I want to see you again. 80 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:55.520 Did you put hay in there? I do agree with this. 81 00:03:56.919 --> 00:03:59.039 That's it for now, Hey, I want to see you again? 82 00:03:59.159 --> 00:03:59.960 Or is that too forward? 83 00:04:00.360 --> 00:04:03.120 Two forward? We're talking about. 84 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:06.080 It's okay, it's not it's it's it's a little it's 85 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:09.560 not even like it's just it shows I'm still interested 86 00:04:09.599 --> 00:04:12.199 in that there's a chance, or you. 87 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:13.479 Could just you could also say I would love to 88 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:14.080 see you again. 89 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:16.680 Love. I don't know. I kind of want to take 90 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:17.600 the word love out of there. 91 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:19.839 I don't think love is the problem. 92 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.839 That's what I'm saying. I'd really like that's good, I 93 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:23.720 really see you again. 94 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:25.319 Okay, Okay, that's yeah. 95 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:28.519 That sounds very Also, you having a little bit of 96 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:30.480 boldness coming from you is also good. 97 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:34.240 He called me bold, Yeah, and I think that's. 98 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:37.639 Good like nine percent of all cases. But it's also 99 00:04:37.959 --> 00:04:40.079 telling him to get a move on and make it happen. 100 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:46.959 I know. Yeah, okay, all right, so there's that, and 101 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:50.199 we'll see if he responds. I won't double sex. 102 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:52.199 There's a good chance. Now, just be rare. 103 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:54.079 We might have to have something a backupreak, because there's 104 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:56.079 a good chance. I'll say, then come over right now. 105 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:58.519 That true, that'll well, we'll see. 106 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:01.120 It's like we're gonna and the show a little earlier 107 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.399 than I possibly. I'm going to take a field trip. 108 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:05.120 Eric's gonna take me for a drive. 109 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:06.759 I just said it. 110 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:10.560 Okay, now here's what I said. Okay, oh no, wait, 111 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:11.560 I hope he said. 112 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:13.600 You better have said what we said to say. 113 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:16.319 Well, I added a little bit more of a punch. 114 00:05:16.360 --> 00:05:19.399 I said, good evening, I'm flicking my bean and I'd 115 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:22.839 really like to see you again. I said, good evening, 116 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:25.439 I'm flicking my bean and I'd really like to see 117 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:25.839 you again. 118 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:26.560 I hope you didn't. 119 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:31.399 You know what that means. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, think 120 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:31.839 about it. 121 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:37.199 No, I okay, take a phone and read it, just 122 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.319 so I want reliable eyes on this. 123 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:47.279 It's not reliable all Why did this go away? 124 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:49.160 What did you what did you just do when you 125 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:50.759 grabbed it? So damn fast. 126 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:51.879 What did you phone? 127 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:52.839 I didn't do anything. 128 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:53.920 You bored everything? 129 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:56.560 Turn this off? Wait? 130 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:57.160 How did you? 131 00:05:57.639 --> 00:06:00.800 I don't know. Sometimes my phone gets stuck. Does that 132 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:01.480 ever happen to you? 133 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:01.639 Do? 134 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:02.480 I need a new phone? 135 00:06:02.519 --> 00:06:04.160 She's so grabbing. What phone do you have? 136 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.560 I have an iPhone fourteen something. 137 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:07.920 It should be fine. That's weird. 138 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:09.240 I know. 139 00:06:09.319 --> 00:06:12.160 She's like an octopus. She's just grabbing everything and then 140 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:13.439 she puts it into it. 141 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:15.680 I'm getting a little bit nervous. 142 00:06:16.759 --> 00:06:17.560 Oh wait a minute. 143 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:20.759 He's a pretty fast reactor as far as texting. 144 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:23.040 Who Darryl? 145 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:25.199 We're calling him Derek, Yeah. 146 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:30.319 Because Derek screams this guy. Her first name was Jonathan, 147 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:31.839 she first did Jonathan can. 148 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:32.720 Easily be Derek. 149 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:40.720 No Ulysses, How about is closer than Derek? Yeah? Yeah, yes, 150 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:42.560 that is. 151 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:45.279 That is untrue. 152 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:49.920 I felt I can guarantee under those clothes he was wearing, 153 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:51.480 he looks like a Ulysses. 154 00:06:51.920 --> 00:06:52.720 Oh my god. 155 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:54.800 And he did tell me he went to the gym, 156 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:59.439 And I'm not mad at that. All right, so here 157 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:02.279 we go. Ready, Okay, I'm going to read you what 158 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:05.920 Eric wrote Good Evening. I kind of hate the Good 159 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:06.319 Evening thing. 160 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:08.519 Did you actually put evening. 161 00:07:08.639 --> 00:07:10.639 Oh no, now. 162 00:07:10.480 --> 00:07:11.800 I now I'm eighty five. 163 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:13.360 Oh goddamn. 164 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.240 I had to keep I had to keep the momentum going. 165 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:19.040 That's not momentum. Why did you let Eric? 166 00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:20.000 I told you to type of. 167 00:07:20.079 --> 00:07:26.319 M good evening, my vampire. 168 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:29.040 That kind of kills good evening. 169 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:34.079 I'm doing some knitting. Good evening, Eric, You just me 170 00:07:34.199 --> 00:07:36.959 because I had to keep it going. She doesn't go 171 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:44.199 from eighty five sabotaging sixty is. 172 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:45.759 Okay? 173 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:49.680 So said, nothing can be worse than these texts that 174 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:50.720 you said, good point. 175 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.560 Good evening, exclamation point. 176 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:57.759 Wait what no? Oh god, yeah, that's very that. 177 00:07:57.800 --> 00:08:00.199 We're trying to fix that. It's that's the problem been 178 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:01.800 to her. We need to change that. 179 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:04.560 And by the way, I would have not said good evening. 180 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:06.279 I would have said, what's up? Hey? 181 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:10.439 Yeah, Hey, is better? Dude? 182 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.439 This guy's gonna be like wow, she must he's like 183 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:15.759 aging me as the's like. 184 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:18.040 She's like, I just took my Arthur Rice message. I'm 185 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:21.959 really I'm ready to come see you. Okay, read the rest? 186 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.800 Okay, all right, let's read, and I think the rest 187 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:27.879 was what you said. I'd really like to see you again, period. 188 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:32.360 Nothing can be worse than this, I don't so so true. 189 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:35.840 And you know what, people go through that stage again 190 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:40.320 sometimes in midlife you think that this is it's. 191 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:41.960 Not worse, but we wanted to. We wanted to be 192 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:44.120 a drastic improvement. Now it's only all that is a 193 00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:46.600 drastic good evening. 194 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:52.200 Oh my god, I'm so mad right now. 195 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:55.320 I should you kill listen. I should put my next 196 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:58.000 text should be like I'm just laying here in my 197 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.320 lazy boy putting bend on my sword. 198 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:06.639 Actually, I would love to see what Eric's romantic text 199 00:09:06.679 --> 00:09:09.759 look like, because I bet they are formal like that. 200 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:13.720 I bet he is a dirty bird. 201 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:16.879 I don't think it is a lot dirty text. 202 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:20.679 To some people. Perhaps you know it, though maybe not, 203 00:09:20.799 --> 00:09:25.039 because I think he would be afraid that they'd be documented. 204 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:28.320 So he also texts like k and that's the only test. 205 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.320 One finger how much how it would take him forever. 206 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:33.240 It would take me forever to be sexy. And someone 207 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:34.279 be like, tell me you want me? 208 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:36.320 He's like yes, So he just says his pick. 209 00:09:36.399 --> 00:09:40.320 He says his dick pick. No, yes, no, you have 210 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:42.840 to You've at least a handful of times he says. 211 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:45.399 He just puts it with good question mark. 212 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:48.159 Yeah, No, it's usually in black and white. 213 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:49.159 I want you okay. 214 00:09:49.879 --> 00:09:51.240 No, the one I saw was in black and white. 215 00:09:51.240 --> 00:09:51.799 It was great. 216 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:54.399 I want you same, okay. 217 00:09:54.639 --> 00:09:57.360 So intel a text. We're going to play a little 218 00:09:57.360 --> 00:10:00.840 game of yep or nope. 219 00:10:00.960 --> 00:10:02.360 I've been saying a lot of nope tonight. 220 00:10:02.639 --> 00:10:07.279 I know. Here we go, and I'm just gonna read 221 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:10.919 sentences and you guys say yep or nope. This is 222 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:15.879 however this strikes you. I spread peanut butter with a spoon. 223 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:16.759 Nope. 224 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:17.480 No. 225 00:10:18.399 --> 00:10:22.080 On that note, if you were allowed to only have 226 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:24.360 one utensil to use for the rest of your life, 227 00:10:24.799 --> 00:10:27.759 which moboid you choose the knife? Well, no, we're gonna 228 00:10:27.759 --> 00:10:28.519 take the knife. 229 00:10:28.279 --> 00:10:30.159 Out for fork or spoon? 230 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:34.799 Fork fork, Marie, spoon for sure. 231 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:36.240 How you eat salad? 232 00:10:36.960 --> 00:10:41.519 You yeah, you're not. You're talking. You're talking to me. 233 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:44.600 I don't eat things that pick up with food. 234 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:46.080 Well, you don't eat anything. But you need to use 235 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:46.919 the tensils. 236 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:49.279 For because the gum bears, both of gum bears do 237 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.320 not need pencils. 238 00:10:51.480 --> 00:10:54.159 I eat almost everything with a spoon. I love spoon. 239 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:56.600 Why what do you eat then? What are you eating? 240 00:10:57.039 --> 00:11:00.399 Let's see? Yes, I eat rise with a spoon. What 241 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:02.799 did I I had a meatloaf the other night and 242 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:05.559 I ate that with a spoon. No, it was delicious. 243 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:11.360 Eat oatmeal, meatloads me meat, meat loaf, meat. Okay, dude, 244 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:11.919 meat lot. 245 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:12.440 Oh my god. 246 00:11:12.720 --> 00:11:13.200 Okay. 247 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:14.559 Does someone need a nap? 248 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:19.039 Yes, just gra I did take a nap and then 249 00:11:19.080 --> 00:11:21.000 I woke up and it was like six fifteen. I'm like, 250 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:23.960 holy cow, so I'm just waking up all right. I 251 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:25.200 prefer self checkout. 252 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:27.759 Yes, yes, I love self checkout. 253 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:31.720 I always dutch oven myself to smell my own fart 254 00:11:32.120 --> 00:11:34.000 every time, myself. 255 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:37.840 You kidding me? Is that a question? That is just disgusting? 256 00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:41.960 No, that is Laura does though, because she's too lazy 257 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:42.519 to roll over. 258 00:11:42.799 --> 00:11:48.200 Is a liar. I know for a fact. You want 259 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:52.200 to know what the farts, know the part of a 260 00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:54.759 particular one comes out. You gotta you know, you have 261 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:56.639 to say, I gotta smell this one. 262 00:12:00.159 --> 00:12:00.759 Discussed. 263 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:02.720 I feel like he lets one rip and then he 264 00:12:02.879 --> 00:12:04.679 sprints to the other room to hide from him. 265 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:08.000 For sure, he's like, oh, oh, I got in the kitchen. 266 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:09.720 Yeah. I think he like stays out for an hour 267 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:10.240 or something. 268 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:12.600 This is a man who has smelled his own farts. 269 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:14.840 I put my bet, my life on it. 270 00:12:14.919 --> 00:12:16.840 I'm sure he has in his life, but I don't 271 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:17.799 think he's a well. 272 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:20.399 Yeah, if I was like sitting here and I farted, 273 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:21.960 but I'd make her marinate in it. 274 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:25.639 He's not. He doesn't. 275 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:29.360 No way, I'd be out of that bed so fast. 276 00:12:31.080 --> 00:12:34.360 I say bless you to myself when sneeze. 277 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:37.799 After I sneeze, I do sometimes like I do it ironically. 278 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:40.519 I do bi acts because I'm just It's a reaction, 279 00:12:40.759 --> 00:12:41.759 automatic reaction. 280 00:12:42.120 --> 00:12:43.679 I say, yeah, I say bless me. 281 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:51.320 I never say goodbye when I'm leaving a party. Do 282 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:53.919 you just do like the Batman move and just like disappeared. 283 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:57.600 I was at a party the other day and I 284 00:12:57.639 --> 00:12:58.320 and I pulled a. 285 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:00.320 Batman Irish goodbye. 286 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:04.480 Yeah, dude, anyway, I forgot where it was at, but yeah, 287 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:07.120 and it was. It was just it was not inappropriate, 288 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:10.519 like it wasn't like rude because the hosts were very 289 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:11.559 much entertaining people. 290 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:13.000 And it depends on the party. 291 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:17.519 Yeah, it does, all right. I always applaud when my 292 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:19.879 plane lands safely, to think the pilot. 293 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:22.120 No, no, if you do that, you should be thrown 294 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:24.360 out of the planet, or you should be put on 295 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:25.919 a plane that's guaranteed to crash. 296 00:13:27.039 --> 00:13:30.240 I always smell a book before I read it. 297 00:13:30.360 --> 00:13:34.519 What what that's that? It feels like a fetish almost Have. 298 00:13:34.519 --> 00:13:38.559 You ever smelled a brand new book? Smell brand new, 299 00:13:38.679 --> 00:13:41.639 fresh book? Delicious? 300 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:42.279 Oh what? 301 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:44.600 Oh it's so great. You're like, I'm about to delve 302 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:46.159 into this delicacy. 303 00:13:46.759 --> 00:13:50.279 That's the smell of the glue on the binding. Okay, 304 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:51.200 that's like huffing. 305 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:53.600 Okay, drug addict? What can I say? 306 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:58.639 Oh? God, Lord's like I get high off of books. 307 00:14:00.200 --> 00:14:01.080 It's why I like it. 308 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:04.639 Probably God, you have my favorite drug store, Barnes and Nobles. 309 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:07.919 I go there and I rip it. Oh my god, 310 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:09.039 that's awful. 311 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:13.120 Yep or no. I can't seem to keep from yelling 312 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:17.360 at characters in horror movies for doing something dumb that 313 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:19.080 leads to their demid. 314 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:22.320 I don't have this problem, scream, I bet you guys. 315 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:27.559 That seems like an old person thing. No, yeah, yes. 316 00:14:29.559 --> 00:14:30.279 I disagree. 317 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:30.799 What No? 318 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:33.519 I was gonna say. My roommate over here, Marie, do 319 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:36.600 you yell at the TV? Screams and grabs at you. 320 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:38.120 She cannot handle a scary movie. 321 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:40.200 I'm not saying. I'm not saying I can't handle scary movie. 322 00:14:40.240 --> 00:14:41.759 But do you yell at the characters, being like, no, 323 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:42.399 what are you doing? 324 00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:45.519 Don't do that. I totally want to watch a horror 325 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:46.200 movie with Marie. 326 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:49.120 Oh, she will be on your lap in five seconds. 327 00:14:49.840 --> 00:14:52.440 We will watch. We'll watch high tension, the three of us. 328 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:53.720 She she won't have it. 329 00:14:53.799 --> 00:14:57.000 Let's just go to Oh god, she gets nightmares. 330 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:01.519 Yeah, some people get nightmares from movies. We don't because 331 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:02.200 we're sick. 332 00:15:02.200 --> 00:15:04.600 Oh, Laurie, you're going to hide in the bathroom when 333 00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:05.440 the scary movie's on. 334 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:08.960 And you were evil dead too when a boring one 335 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:09.360 is on. 336 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:13.120 I was not was not boring by any good. 337 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:14.559 There's not enough thriller. 338 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:20.960 I call you hiding in your jacket too. Huh yeah, 339 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:24.879 you pulled your jacket over your head and to fall asleep. 340 00:15:25.159 --> 00:15:27.240 No to I think to hide from the movie because 341 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:27.759 I was scared. 342 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:30.519 Yeah, oh yeah, probably I get scared, but I like 343 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:34.279 being scared. I can't seem to keep from yelling at car. 344 00:15:34.440 --> 00:15:37.720 Oh wait, wait, I like my own social media posts. 345 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:39.559 Do you ever like your own social media posts? No, 346 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:43.360 I've actually I've accidentally liked it, and I'm like, oh wait, 347 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:46.120 even oops and then I unlike it because I'm like, wait, I. 348 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:47.679 Think I do, but not because I'm not gonna get 349 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:49.600 those likes. I just like do it, and it's just like, oh, 350 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.480 it's something you do. It's like a button you need 351 00:15:51.480 --> 00:15:51.840 to push. 352 00:15:51.919 --> 00:15:54.000 I don't think you are supposed to do that. 353 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:55.519 I don't think it's not supposed. 354 00:15:55.200 --> 00:15:57.679 To Okay, there's no rules. 355 00:15:57.960 --> 00:16:00.799 I only post like once every other year, So how. 356 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:05.240 About this one. I will text haha to acknowledge a 357 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:11.080 joke that I didn't think was funny on a text. Yeah, 358 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:13.039 just out of niceties I. 359 00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:14.360 U saw as a real thing. 360 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:19.519 I frequently make a fake call to escape a situation. 361 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:22.799 Yes, when the last time you did that? 362 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:27.759 Eric Will I will do it all the time. If 363 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:31.360 I'm walking into the grocery store and there's solicitors, oh 364 00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:34.159 really out front, I will always ignore them. I will 365 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:35.360 always get on my phone. 366 00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:37.080 Do you want to tell? Do you want me to 367 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:41.159 tell you? The ultimate? This is my ex husband's secret 368 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:43.600 and it worked like a charm. 369 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:45.440 He never had taken a real phone call in his life. 370 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:49.039 No, this is it's perfect. And this is like one 371 00:16:49.360 --> 00:16:52.240 really good thing that came out of our relationship was 372 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:55.480 this idea. So when you see those people in front 373 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:57.399 of target and you're in a rash, you don't want 374 00:16:57.440 --> 00:17:00.759 to be rude, you know, as you know, thank you, 375 00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:02.279 but they know you're in a rush and they're they're 376 00:17:02.320 --> 00:17:04.680 doing their job. They're trying, right, they're trying to get 377 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:07.720 signatures or whatever. All you have to do, I swear 378 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:10.440 it works every time and they will drop it all. 379 00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:13.200 I have to just say sorry, I'm Canadian and you 380 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:18.000 walk in boom, done over, no explanations, just like no, 381 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:21.200 I'm Canadian, and they go okay and they leave you alone. 382 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:22.039 I just ignore that. 383 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.799 Why I just say no, like do you want to 384 00:17:24.920 --> 00:17:26.519 like no, I just keep walking, I think. 385 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:29.000 But then then I would feel like, oh my god, 386 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:30.640 they're judging me. They're saying things by on my back 387 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:33.119 if I say I'm Canadian and then they're. 388 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:34.680 Like oh, I kind of like being a little rude 389 00:17:34.680 --> 00:17:36.599 because I feel like they're really like I feel like 390 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:38.160 I don't want to say it's like low, but I 391 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.039 really hate solicitors that just stand outside and bothering people 392 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:44.720 for stuff that usually is like I it was really hard. 393 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:45.359 It's a hard gig. 394 00:17:45.640 --> 00:17:47.599 Yeah no he didn't. 395 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:51.079 Oh okay, wait wait do we have a drum roll or. 396 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:54.000 Something we done so we don't need music? Just no, 397 00:17:54.119 --> 00:17:54.839 we just read it. 398 00:17:54.920 --> 00:17:57.680 I need a No, you don't. 399 00:17:57.680 --> 00:17:58.519 I just want to hear it. 400 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.720 Okay, do you wait? Read the first text, read mine, 401 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:04.279