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Speaker 3: The fuck did I just watch?
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Speaker 8: Gotta have Halloween safety.
Speaker 9: You gotta have Halloween safety.
Speaker 3: Man, What do you call a lesbian dinosaury?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: Billy? Who the fuck is billy?
Speaker 8: All right, So welcome everybody to the Halloween Special, The
Speaker 8: Strange Podcast Halloween Special. I just got informed that somebody
Speaker 8: will be joining us. Hopefully he is on his way home.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 8: And and we should have a third hoe's head.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know. He hasn't really talked.
Speaker 3: To me in a while, so yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 8: This is the greatest thing ever. It's so my voice
Speaker 8: kept doing that work. When I was trying to do it,
Speaker 8: I kept.
Speaker 11: Going forget, it's a mea modile.
Speaker 8: It's Mario and steroids. Because my voice kept cracking. I
Speaker 8: was like, it's a it's a mean madile. I was like,
Speaker 8: it's a mean modile. I made the fuck Princess Peach.
Speaker 3: Dide. I hate this mustache because you can't.
Speaker 12: You can't smile like if you smile like it like
Speaker 12: crushes your crush.
Speaker 9: Your dude.
Speaker 8: I got so close to turning this into a Hitler mustache.
Speaker 8: Hitler Mark just put a swastik up here, just kidding.
Speaker 3: I did something for you, though, what this is? I went,
Speaker 3: I went all out.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, now I'm worried.
Speaker 3: Can you see it? Oh? You can't even see it?
Speaker 9: What did you die?
Speaker 5: Your hair?
Speaker 3: Was like Jeff Black right now?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you can't really see it in the camera.
Speaker 3: That sucks.
Speaker 9: A CDC sucks balls.
Speaker 8: So everybody that's listening, obviously we are live the people
Speaker 8: that hear this on audio, so there's gonna be some
Speaker 8: things that you will miss, like some videos and stuff.
Speaker 9: So yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I did not dye my hair for you, did not
Speaker 3: even tell.
Speaker 8: She like borat Man, he is.
Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 8: Show me a chats gypsy. So for everybody listening, me
Speaker 8: and me and Mario, Me and Billy are Mario and Luigi.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I can't believe I died my hair for eating,
Speaker 12: not to be able to tell on camera.
Speaker 3: I'll send you a picture later. It's black.
Speaker 8: You can hear the sound effects, right everybody? Okay, I
Speaker 8: hope so so yeah, what do we do in October?
Speaker 3: And every air to obecurity free.
Speaker 4: Get wasted all the time.
Speaker 8: I have a whole.
Speaker 9: No funk that. I have a whole soundboard dedicated to.
Speaker 3: Billy mm hmm beauty.
Speaker 11: Beauty by Billy is pretty nifty with them big stickers.
Speaker 9: This is hard to fucking drink, guy of this ship.
Speaker 8: So as you build up the live chat, this is
Speaker 8: the pumpkin whiskey. I'm starting with straight pumpkin whiskey because
Speaker 8: why not? It is Halloween. Oh, I forgot my gloves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta put your gloves on.
Speaker 10: You.
Speaker 9: Yeah, obviously it'spirit a Halloween. That pot I was just saying.
Speaker 8: I was saying on the Daggaloweene episode that like that,
Speaker 8: it probably makes bank. I want to do this like
Speaker 8: jazz hands with these gloves on that that probably makes bank. Dude,
Speaker 8: uh one once a year and then they have enough
Speaker 8: money you know what I mean for the rest of
Speaker 8: the year.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, they do really well.
Speaker 8: I'm sure I'm trying to sign on. Everyone's trying to
Speaker 8: get in. Yes, the pumpkin whiskey is quite good. People
Speaker 8: can poop on it all they want, but I like it.
Speaker 8: This belly is just full of foam and stuff and
Speaker 8: it like I thought Luigi was supposed to be skinny.
Speaker 3: Well he's got a belly. Apparently he's he's been eating
Speaker 3: the pasta.
Speaker 9: It's me a morego. It's to me a morego.
Speaker 8: I like the I like the jacked Mario better. It's
Speaker 8: a mea madile. Yes, what's up hello, bigots? Yes, we
Speaker 8: are the biggest of bigots ever. Going all in on
Speaker 8: the gimmick eating oh yo, mushrooms have been a great idea.
Speaker 8: I did that, uh two years ago, lost a chance. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that would have been so mushrooms live on the episode
Speaker 8: I did that. Uh. I did that for the Halloween
Speaker 8: special word Billy dressed up like Trudeau and I kept
Speaker 8: I couldn't stop mentioning that I was on mushrooms. So
Speaker 8: this is uh. I chose not to do that this year.
Speaker 8: I think it's a little different. Who knows a way
Speaker 8: for Eric to get into the topic. But I have
Speaker 8: some just to start it off. I do have some
Speaker 8: fun Mario video, so let's just play one to get
Speaker 8: it started. Sure, Oh my god, I don't know what
Speaker 8: game that is, but that looks kind of fun.
Speaker 9: Satanic Mario.
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I might be a game, might be
Speaker 8: a vine. I'm not quite sure. I'm sure that I'm
Speaker 8: sure that one's gonna pop up at some point. So, yeah, what, Billy,
Speaker 8: what is your What is a memorable What is a
Speaker 8: memorable thing about Halloween that you remember?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, like like what what what got you? What
Speaker 8: got your rocks off? When you were a kid and
Speaker 8: you were like, we're getting ready for Halloween.
Speaker 12: I didn't really care that much, but dressed it up.
Speaker 12: I just heard about the candy. I was a candy person,
Speaker 12: and then I can tell by your teeth I got,
Speaker 12: you can tell about my teeth.
Speaker 3: He had.
Speaker 12: Probably the biggest one ever would be hiding candy from
Speaker 12: my mother because she did that stupid little game there
Speaker 12: where you know how like parents would be like, oh,
Speaker 12: if there's air in the bipe and someone poked the
Speaker 12: needle in it, so I catch my mom over in
Speaker 12: the corner pop in my.
Speaker 3: Candy to be like, oh no, there's air, sorry, it's
Speaker 3: mine now.
Speaker 8: Your mind used to steal your candy, dude.
Speaker 3: We we'd come home with like six fucking pillowcases full
Speaker 3: and it would last a week of school lunches and
Speaker 3: somehow it's gone.
Speaker 8: Did you what was the most Do you remember any
Speaker 8: offensive costumes you saw anyone dress up as there's anything
Speaker 8: racy and crazy? Really, really, I know someone that did
Speaker 8: dressed up like a black guy for Halloween. It was
Speaker 8: pretty funny, really that legit. He's dead now, but a
Speaker 8: kid we grew up with. His name was Brock. I'm
Speaker 8: not gonna give out his last name, but he literally
Speaker 8: dressed up like a black guy for Halloween and did
Speaker 8: a blackface and wore like baggy pants and like a
Speaker 8: big chain, and shit is like even back then, like
Speaker 8: you know, and the thing is right, we grew up
Speaker 8: in the society, right, everyone's offended nowadays, which is hilarious
Speaker 8: because when we grew up, we used to say all
Speaker 8: these like words like retar all that stuff, right, and
Speaker 8: like make fun of all cultures and races as a joke.
Speaker 9: Right, everyone did.
Speaker 8: We made fun of Italian people, you know, because we
Speaker 8: are you know, we are though, right, we are jap
Speaker 8: and he's created Italian plumbers.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant never mind. I thought you
Speaker 3: were talking about us actually, not.
Speaker 11: What we're dressed up as but like it's the size
Speaker 11: changed and shifts so much.
Speaker 9: We're like it was like you raised us.
Speaker 8: There's a Chris Webby line about that, where he's like
Speaker 8: you raised us in this environment, and then you expect
Speaker 8: me not to act like that and not to find
Speaker 8: these things funny that you find now we're offensive, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I can't is Mario getting canceled?
Speaker 9: When did I do that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: When did I don't remember doing that? Why we give
Speaker 8: it out last name? It's very bad idea.
Speaker 9: I don't remember that.
Speaker 8: I remember us making a website about him, a friend
Speaker 8: that we used to make fun of a lot and.
Speaker 9: Wasn't wasn't a.
Speaker 8: Fun into the we're going, Man, I'm trying to see
Speaker 8: if Aaron's going to make it. But fine, we'll get
Speaker 8: into necromancy. That's what we're getting into. We're getting into necromancy.
Speaker 8: This mustache is hard to drink from. You have any memory,
Speaker 8: like fun memories about you know, Halloween? You watch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never been the biggest Halloween person. I'm a
Speaker 3: Christmas guy. You know that?
Speaker 9: Yeah? You love that? Jolly fuck fuck?
Speaker 3: Nothing nothing wrong with a good old Santa blowjob.
Speaker 8: It's going on Caveman Steve. Everyone's coming in to the chit. Yeah,
Speaker 8: this is gonna be fun. We have some fun stuff
Speaker 8: to get into, so whatever. I guess Aaron is going
Speaker 8: to be late as usual. I almost disowned him, but
Speaker 8: he said he's coming.
Speaker 3: So everybody just start harassing Aaron when he gets here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's true. I don't know what he's gonna be
Speaker 8: dressed up as I told him to keep the theme,
Speaker 8: but I don't. I don't think he's going to so
Speaker 8: what it would have been funny. So I was at
Speaker 8: Brett's birthday, like we didn't bring him mind and chose to.
Speaker 8: I don't know what was going on with him, so
Speaker 8: I was like, maybe gonna have him on, but then
Speaker 8: we chose not to do it. It was I wanted
Speaker 8: to actually drink and have fun on this episode, so
Speaker 8: I'll be getting probably liquored up. But me and Brett
Speaker 8: were talking, were by the fire and stuff like that,
Speaker 8: and we were gonna make We're all like joking, like
Speaker 8: his sister was there about having him dress up like
Speaker 8: Princess Peach but like having a big beard and like
Speaker 8: just like I'm as real as a woman as ever,
Speaker 8: and then have him like stand up in like a
Speaker 8: testicle fallout of his like pants and shit, like just
Speaker 8: really push the limits on shit because like.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight he still has birthdays.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my birthday's coming up, everybody. I'm super excited. I'm
Speaker 8: going to be thirty three. I'm gonna be excited for
Speaker 8: your birthday. I'm gonna be thirty three. Man, that's the
Speaker 8: day of the year Jesus died. Okay, so be careful.
Speaker 3: You look past twenty seven your garbage.
Speaker 8: So let's just get into Let's get into necromancy because
Speaker 8: that's what we're here for.
Speaker 9: We got a fun subject.
Speaker 5: Let me.
Speaker 9: I want Billy to read these before we get.
Speaker 3: Started, though, sure, Hello, Like I'm trying to think of
Speaker 3: what they are. They look vultures? Are those vultures? Man?
Speaker 8: This is like stuck to my face. Now, I don't know,
Speaker 8: some sort of Masonic. No, They're like druids, Satanic druids.
Speaker 12: The Druid sam Hang festival is where Halloween originates. The
Speaker 12: druid priests of Ball used to go from door to
Speaker 12: door to collect Oh, I do that to collect children
Speaker 12: for human sacrifice.
Speaker 3: To appease Ball.
Speaker 8: You go door to door and collect children for Ball.
Speaker 3: I do that if it paid.
Speaker 9: Well, well, it's technically not satan, but.
Speaker 12: And the spirits of the dead. Carving pumpkinheads and leaving
Speaker 12: them at the houses of those who have offered children
Speaker 12: for sacrifice was a form of ward to prevent demons
Speaker 12: and evil spirits from haunting their households. Yeah, I paid
Speaker 12: my dues, and Timmy's gone. Timmy's gone.
Speaker 3: You have him. Here's my pumpkin to prove it.
Speaker 9: Okay, read this one off for us.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 12: The seemingly innocent game bobbing for apples originated with druids.
Speaker 12: Who would Who would allow a girl to escape the
Speaker 12: dreaded fate of being offered up as a living sacrifice
Speaker 12: in a bomb fire if she could pull out an
Speaker 12: apple with her teeth in a boiling cauldron. Oh okay, I
Speaker 12: didn't think it was gonna get so hard so soon.
Speaker 12: I'm like, wow, it's just a fun game.
Speaker 9: Talking about your dick.
Speaker 3: It's got to be a boiling cauldron on the first attempt.
Speaker 12: Oh God, I wouldn't want to do a second attempt anyway,
Speaker 12: your face would burn off. If the prisoner was successful,
Speaker 12: she would permanently she would be permanently disfigured, can't read
Speaker 12: the rest because you put.
Speaker 3: That there, but she would be set free pretty crazy,
Speaker 3: just stick in your face and like I can barely
Speaker 3: do it in cold water. For Fox's sakes, I.
Speaker 9: Know, did you ever bob for apples?
Speaker 7: Do that?
Speaker 12: I have a big enough mouth where like I can
Speaker 12: do it like fairly easy, but it's still kind of tough.
Speaker 8: Okay, try to bring seasus into the chats. We don't
Speaker 8: want that a good momb knife. So, yeah, they this
Speaker 8: is a necromancy. Let's talk about necromancers have been a
Speaker 8: have a bit of a bad reputation. Uh say, if
Speaker 8: you play yeah maybe maybe maybe so maybe so?
Speaker 3: I thought they were praised.
Speaker 9: It's a medium adeo.
Speaker 3: Billy is not a ray of transsexual, but he thinks
Speaker 3: he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be
Speaker 3: a lot of things. I expect. Where do you find me?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: What what site? Did you get that off of? My name?
Speaker 3: Is like kind of column.
Speaker 8: But dude, there's so so many, so many.
Speaker 3: You gotta understand. That's Billy, that's big Mama says.
Speaker 8: Necromancers have been have a bit of a bad reputation.
Speaker 8: Say that you play one in d and d my
Speaker 8: mustache is just falling off, or any or any of
Speaker 8: the scores of online games to have an option men,
Speaker 8: and you're bound to get a bit of a funny
Speaker 8: look before people start backing away their mere mentions of
Speaker 8: conjurings up images of raising the dead, leading scores of
Speaker 8: skeletons and rotting corpses into battle, or sending the dead
Speaker 8: and diseased into the cities to swarm the streets. The
Speaker 8: Necromancer of our favorite fantasy games. The stories are based
Speaker 8: on our very real practice that tried to cross the
Speaker 8: boundaries between the living and the dead. And as long
Speaker 8: as mankind has lived, loved and lost, we've all wanted
Speaker 8: to know what comes after. We've wanted to reach out
Speaker 8: to the people just one last time, to say the
Speaker 8: things that were unsaid, to see them one final time.
Speaker 8: It's the most powerful thing. And here's where Necromancy comes
Speaker 8: into play. The history of Necromancer goes back thousands of years.
Speaker 8: It has always been about creating the undead hordes. In fact,
Speaker 8: it really never has been about that. Let's talk about
Speaker 8: the dead, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, necro Nazi is the darkest and I'm most dangerous
Speaker 2: of the sacred magics.
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm spooky necromancy?
Speaker 8: It turns out, yeah, good old necromancy.
Speaker 3: That's a real body right there.
Speaker 9: That's the Lambs reference. Yes, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 8: You don't know, but Billy is actually a woman that
Speaker 8: mustache really tries to hide it well, but he's trying.
Speaker 3: To be fair. I don't.
Speaker 8: I'm very hairless necromancy. Reach out and touch someone.
Speaker 9: Yeah you are. You are a hairless rat.
Speaker 8: You like this one when you can't afford a mechanic,
Speaker 8: so you resort to necromancy.
Speaker 9: Come back car, please, I'm trying to drive.
Speaker 3: Some word that's kind of funny.
Speaker 9: I got more.
Speaker 8: Billy sound effects coming down the road, I think. But yeah,
Speaker 8: So necromancy, it turns out, wasn't originally about raising the
Speaker 8: dead at all. The general term necromancy refers to any
Speaker 8: in all divination practices that involve the spirits of people
Speaker 8: who have passed on the precise details of just what
Speaker 8: includes has a lot of It's been a lot over
Speaker 8: the years, centuries, But necromancy got it start when I
Speaker 8: started forming complex ideas about the afterlife. Once we believed
Speaker 8: in spirits that they went somewhere. It wasn't that far
Speaker 8: fetched to believe that if we do know how to
Speaker 8: dial the right number the celestial telephone, maybe we could
Speaker 8: reach them.
Speaker 3: Just maybe. Yeah, put the area code in first. That's
Speaker 3: that's the trick. They didn't six six six.
Speaker 8: Necromancy. It turns out, yeah, it wasn't about raising the dead.
Speaker 8: It goes back a long way to Shopmanism, which predates
Speaker 8: Greek Antiquity, involved practices where shamans would enter a trance state,
Speaker 8: then guide souls to the underworld to try to rescue
Speaker 8: the soul of someone who was sick, to deliver messages
Speaker 8: to the dead and ask them questions. You know, you
Speaker 8: know when Hercules went into Hades to get his bride
Speaker 8: back back, and Hades was like, what the hell, man,
Speaker 8: he's all mad his hair tour? Did you get it?
Speaker 3: What does the necromancer using raise that?
Speaker 8: Okay, so the images someone's getting the dead guy to
Speaker 8: suck as dick is the idea.
Speaker 9: I'm sure Billy would love that. So if you were
Speaker 9: going to bring back.
Speaker 8: I don't know, man, Sometimes I question, I questioned you,
Speaker 8: it's just gonna sound weird because my voice keeps because
Speaker 8: it's mustaches in the way. Uh, At least with the
Speaker 8: audio listeners. If you were going to uh, if you're
Speaker 8: going to bring back somebody from the dead you said
Speaker 8: once on the episode last year, or I'm gonna post
Speaker 8: the video. We don't have to talk, but we could
Speaker 8: talk about that tonight. But if you were going to
Speaker 8: bring back one person to talk to, who would you
Speaker 8: bring back?
Speaker 3: I can't say my answer from last year?
Speaker 8: You could, Yeah, it's the best one.
Speaker 3: No, I gotta I gotta think of something fresh.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it's something different.
Speaker 3: Man, What did I say last year? Helen Keller?
Speaker 8: You said Hitler?
Speaker 3: Oh, well, then Keller.
Speaker 9: You want to know she was deaf, dumb, and blind
Speaker 9: or maybe just one.
Speaker 12: You want to call her out for that horseship of
Speaker 12: a book. You can't be blind, deaf, blind, and death
Speaker 12: and learn how to say a word. I don't fucking care.
Speaker 12: I don't care.
Speaker 3: It's like the fourth time I've gone on this rampaid.
Speaker 3: She did not say water.
Speaker 12: She was just randomly making happened to sound like that,
Speaker 12: and you fucking ran with it, and you made a
Speaker 12: book on her, and you cashed out millions of goddamn
Speaker 12: dollars for being her trainer like a fucking dog.
Speaker 3: No, Okay, don't get me, I keep going.
Speaker 8: I think Billy would bring back Marilyn Monroe so he
Speaker 8: could fuck her.
Speaker 3: I don't find Marilyn Monroe that hot, to be honest, really,
Speaker 3: I really don't know.
Speaker 12: Like that does the icon of get I get it
Speaker 12: and like in like the eighties, but like today's standards
Speaker 12: like no, no, not big Marilyn Monroe, fan, I know
Speaker 12: you are.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I do like marily monrou I would. I would
Speaker 8: bring her back from the dead to fuck her.
Speaker 3: I still would stand by that though. I'd love to
Speaker 3: bring Hitler bag just to hear like yeah, power, Like
Speaker 3: that's such a powerful speech to be able to convince
Speaker 3: that many people to do something like, man, you're a
Speaker 3: good talker.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know he was, and and and who knows.
Speaker 3: I just love to learn from it. That's all from us.
Speaker 9: I would yeah. I would like to be like, Okay,
Speaker 9: what what is the solution?
Speaker 8: Now? Do we do we have a solution? Do we
Speaker 8: have a final solution? I tried, man, If you guys
Speaker 8: haven't noticed, the world has gotten pretty crazy.
Speaker 11: We need a final solution. It's a mean module in
Speaker 11: the oven. Do you hear about that?
Speaker 8: That that that that Jesus, that immigrant that died in
Speaker 8: the oven Walmart? Did you hear about that?
Speaker 3: I didn't know it was an immigrant up until like literally.
Speaker 8: Yeah, everything sounds fishy. Everything sounds fishy. The whole story
Speaker 8: sounds fishy to begin with. You locked yourself in con
Speaker 8: a massive convection of it by accident, and then like
Speaker 8: there was no other people being like where did she go?
Speaker 8: She's number five hours cooking alive.
Speaker 3: Literally like people heard like screams and ship and yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah did they? But she was in there for five hours.
Speaker 3: I heard. How the hell I didn't. I didn't hear
Speaker 3: the timeline that.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's I just want to look quickly. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 8: I would bring back Jesus.
Speaker 3: How did you do that? Wine trick? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Were you a real person? I hope so he was
Speaker 8: a real person. I know. I would bring back Jesus.
Speaker 3: I want I want one person to stand ton to
Speaker 3: tod with me and just be like, no, hard, she
Speaker 3: actually did learn that and that was a real miracle,
Speaker 3: and like, have your fucking facts come out.
Speaker 8: I would bring back Anne Frank because well, she'll come
Speaker 8: up later. I'm just to be like, did your father
Speaker 8: actually write that book? And are you did you? Was
Speaker 8: it what you said?
Speaker 11: Because there's there's's a lot, there's a lot you can
Speaker 11: learn from a lot of peo people like Frank.
Speaker 3: You can learn how to be a great hide and
Speaker 3: seek player.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And Frank's sister said that all the footage that
Speaker 8: you see, this is her words, All the footage that
Speaker 8: you see from the concentration.
Speaker 9: Camps were filmed afterwards. Her words.
Speaker 8: She said that there was snow on the ground and
Speaker 8: all this stuff, and that the footage you see of
Speaker 8: everyone like in their stripe pajamas behind the barb wires
Speaker 8: or were was all filmed after And this is her
Speaker 8: on live television like the eighties sixties.
Speaker 12: Kind of makes sense though, No, because like you think,
Speaker 12: the concentration games would have been filmed regularly.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 12: Man, if I was doing that, I'd be like, no cameras, please,
Speaker 12: let's let's keep this rolling.
Speaker 9: Like Princess Diana.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be happy with a bunch of Oh I
Speaker 3: heard she got in a car crash, yes?
Speaker 9: Or did she? Or was she murdered? Because one thing they're.
Speaker 3: Wrong, damn it, that was my Joe. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I said it last week.
Speaker 12: What I was like, did you hear Diana was on
Speaker 12: Uh was on the radio the other day.
Speaker 3: And the windshield and I.
Speaker 8: Did not hear that.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she she called the royal family not human.
Speaker 8: So we'll see Elvis Presley, mother Teresa supposed to be
Speaker 8: traffic children. That's a not a fact. But it's just it's,
Speaker 8: oh yeah, don't fucking.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 12: Don't say stuff like that. That loses credibility in yourself Halloween.
Speaker 8: See uh. But no, there is a big speculations that
Speaker 8: she was involved with some very dark stuff. Uh. They
Speaker 8: all are many, like Gandhi was this great guy and
Speaker 8: it's like me while he's being radicalized by the supposed
Speaker 8: to be the Muslims and stuff like that, and then
Speaker 8: he did have sex with his thirteen year old cousin.
Speaker 3: That is a fact, So I was okay, then, my god.
Speaker 8: Was it?
Speaker 9: Okay? Don't take it off?
Speaker 3: Look weird.
Speaker 8: Without it, you're a boor at so weird. You can
Speaker 8: bring back Rasputin right, and then you'd have him like
Speaker 8: tell you some stuff. Was your dick actually thirteen inches?
Speaker 8: Let's find out. As Billy proceeds.
Speaker 11: To get on his knees, Saddam Hussein man, there's so
Speaker 11: many compete, that's what they said.
Speaker 8: And they have his penis in a jar. It's on display.
Speaker 8: Bro oh a box, I gotta dig in a box man.
Speaker 8: We have fun, we have videos and a bunch of
Speaker 8: stuff later. So let's get back into necromancy. So uh,
Speaker 8: the idea goes back to like shamanism and predates the
Speaker 8: Greek antiquity. Involves the practices where you know, they would
Speaker 8: go on this trance like state, and he asked them questions.
Speaker 8: Is believed that the spirits have access to knowledge that
Speaker 8: the living don't, and ancient salmons could trap tap into
Speaker 8: that knowledge a little tap tap too. It is also
Speaker 8: argued the necromancy origins go back even further still to
Speaker 8: the Stone Age practice of ancient whether our ancestors worshiped.
Speaker 8: Religious beliefs that venerate the dead are among the oldest
Speaker 8: in the world, with rituals involving the remains of those
Speaker 8: who have passed on, back to the the neanderthals Uh
Speaker 8: in Jericho, and with ritual sites dated back between seven seven,
Speaker 8: seventy two twenty and fifty eight to fifty.
Speaker 3: Your ear mustache is losing peel too, isn't that I
Speaker 3: keep pushing mind bake.
Speaker 9: I have to push it onto my skin because my.
Speaker 3: Real slowly as you talk, like it's slowly starts.
Speaker 8: I feel like, you know, like you know when uh,
Speaker 8: I don't know. It's like when Jim Carrey and brew
Speaker 8: Somebody's back and the cookery crumbles. Just making fun of
Speaker 8: Walter Cronkite. I feel like I'm Walter Cronkite, Like I
Speaker 8: just I have to like talk like this and it's
Speaker 8: like it keeps like it's weird because it's blocking my
Speaker 8: mouth kind.
Speaker 12: Of well, it just fully shave everything before you put
Speaker 12: on things.
Speaker 8: Come on, man, now, I'm not Billy's trying to make
Speaker 8: a bet with me to make a Hitler mustache and
Speaker 8: I can't do it. You ruined Charlie Chaplin's mustache. K
Speaker 8: can't name your kid eight off anymore. Canton can't do anything.
Speaker 8: It's not fun.
Speaker 3: What a great name? Before that? Anyway, I bet you
Speaker 3: a Dolph.
Speaker 8: What if you named your kid a Dolph and its
Speaker 8: spelled the city, but it's named a Dolf, It's not
Speaker 8: a Dolf. Please that This is Billy's favorite late night
Speaker 8: movie when uh Necromancer, So yeah, pretty crazy necromancy even
Speaker 8: gets mentioned in the Old Testament, specifically Samuel whoever that
Speaker 8: guy was twenty eight three twenty five Via Britannicle. She
Speaker 8: is called the Witch of Endoor. We did mention her
Speaker 8: last year on the Witch episode The Witch of Endoor.
Speaker 3: Look at her.
Speaker 9: She got her floppy boobies out. Sloppy boot.
Speaker 8: Sloppy floppy boobies, you man, Yes, they definitely were. She
Speaker 8: probably had many kids, you know. Just conjuring the dead
Speaker 8: as a she could be a really fun time. We
Speaker 8: should all try it. Uh So. Yeah. She was the
Speaker 8: consultant of Saul, the first King of Israel, even though
Speaker 8: the Brooklyn Museum notes that Saul himself outlawed necromancy and
Speaker 8: communication with the dead. He asked her to use her
Speaker 8: talisman to summon the spirit of the prophet Samuel. He
Speaker 8: wanted to know the outcome of the upcoming battle against
Speaker 8: the Philistines, and it wasn't good news for old soul.
Speaker 9: The spirit told.
Speaker 8: Him he and his son would die in battle and
Speaker 8: Israel would fall. Let's hope that happens again. For saying
Speaker 8: that man.
Speaker 3: Yes, trink or treat trick or treat.
Speaker 8: Oh man, So Famiah says that on who that is,
Speaker 8: there is a few interesting things going on here with
Speaker 8: the evolution of the story and the imagery that has
Speaker 8: been used to tell tales over centuries. Originally, it was
Speaker 8: Saul at the center of the images, and the woman
Speaker 8: was referred to as either necromancer, sorcerer, or given her
Speaker 8: or medium. It wasn't until the fifteenth century that the
Speaker 8: images started to show her front and center, summoning spirits
Speaker 8: of Samuel, and it was only in the sixteenth century
Speaker 8: she was given the title, which the narrative has shifted
Speaker 8: from being about a king who wanted to know the
Speaker 8: future to a woman summoning the dead to tell him.
Speaker 8: So it's like like everything in history, we don't we
Speaker 8: don't really know what's going on.
Speaker 3: You know, he got a cut in his belly.
Speaker 9: I don't know he's dead because he's dead.
Speaker 3: Is this bush hair covering his dick? What a lengthy
Speaker 3: bush hair?
Speaker 8: Man? They didn't have razors back then and stuff. They
Speaker 8: didn't have manscape, So like wan to keep looking deeper.
Speaker 8: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: What's going on here? Is that a thong? One? You
Speaker 3: like this?
Speaker 8: With this one?
Speaker 12: Some of Jesus, everybody must give me lettuce. Don't don't
Speaker 12: get mad.
Speaker 8: That's what God wants, so crazy. So yeah, so the Greek,
Speaker 8: the Greeks were obsessed with this, you know what.
Speaker 3: I mean, Aaron's still fucking not here.
Speaker 8: He's getting there, He's coming. Don't worry. I'm gonna make him.
Speaker 8: We're all just own his life forever.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's coming, He's going.
Speaker 8: To if he doesn't. It is right now, it is,
Speaker 8: I think it is. It's twelve forty am. So how's
Speaker 8: he not getting home yet? That piece of living poop?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 9: What do you drink?
Speaker 3: It? Really, keith Man, you're you're a weird guy. It's beer.
Speaker 3: Whyn't not weird, just.
Speaker 8: A weird guy.
Speaker 3: Beer's beer.
Speaker 11: It's yeah, okay, I just wanted to I'm putting on
Speaker 11: the beer pounce here. I can see that. I can
Speaker 11: see that.
Speaker 8: Okay, what in the fuck? So, yes, the Greek rips,
Speaker 8: they were obsessed. They were obsessed, you know, with with
Speaker 8: the speaking to the dead. Take the tale of uh Orphus.
Speaker 3: Orpheus.
Speaker 8: He's like Morpheus, but he likes to get fucked in
Speaker 8: his ass.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, he's Orpheus. I was gonna say a joke
Speaker 3: with a little more class than that, but sure.
Speaker 8: Uh so the take the Tale of Orpheus. Uh not,
Speaker 8: this is making my like mustache feel weird. Not only
Speaker 8: did he head into the underworld to rescue his beloved,
Speaker 8: who disappeared the moment he looked back, the one thing
Speaker 8: that Hades has told him.
Speaker 9: Not to do.
Speaker 8: So he looked away from her, and then he looked
Speaker 8: back and she was gone. Because Haiti was like, nah ah,
Speaker 8: you don't do that.
Speaker 3: Told you not to look back.
Speaker 11: Yeah, one look, his ultimate fate wasn't you know?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 8: Uh oh so? But then his his decapitated head did
Speaker 8: some serious prophesizing. Uh so, that's weird. So is this
Speaker 8: guy gay?
Speaker 11: You mean?
Speaker 3: Like after he was cut off.
Speaker 8: Not only did he not only did he head into
Speaker 8: the underworld to rescue his beloved, who disappeared in the
Speaker 8: moment he looked back the one thing he told not
Speaker 8: to do, but his decapitated head did some serious prophecies. Interesting,
Speaker 8: did his wife contra.
Speaker 3: No, I'm thinking like he talked like a chicken, like
Speaker 3: when you're still alive after your head chopped off for
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 8: This costume is very hot. I'm not gonna lie. So
Speaker 8: he did his uh so pretty crazy? His ultimate fate
Speaker 8: wasn't pleasant. He was decapitated by the woman of Thress,
Speaker 8: but his continue to sing and speak. Biblical archaeology says
Speaker 8: that it ended up on the islands of the Islands
Speaker 8: of Lesbos.
Speaker 9: It's a real island.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a nice island.
Speaker 9: Where it was discovered by muses and put in the care.
Speaker 3: You see is big signs that go, we don't need
Speaker 3: no man.
Speaker 8: We might die off in fifty years, but we don't
Speaker 8: need no man.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 12: They got the sperm banks like fucking like Futurama did
Speaker 12: with the with the Amazon women.
Speaker 3: If you uh, they're milking them like.
Speaker 8: If you if you put a hundred if you put
Speaker 8: one hundred women and ten men on an island, you'll
Speaker 8: have a thriving civilization. If you put one hundred trans
Speaker 8: women and ten men on an island, everyone, you'll find
Speaker 8: a bunch of skeletons in one hundred years.
Speaker 3: Bo. That wasn't even that scary stuff. No, you need
Speaker 3: to be held accountable for your garbage joke you just made.
Speaker 3: It wasn't time somebody needs to come back. You were
Speaker 3: running that ship back. You told a joke about as
Speaker 3: good as my nephew would.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that wasn't a great way to I think.
Speaker 3: That was really bad. I just need everyone to like
Speaker 3: just milk that and necromancy. Right there you go, you
Speaker 3: can move on.
Speaker 9: So uh yeah, so pretty crazy.
Speaker 8: So then that his skull was put into this cave
Speaker 8: where so many people came to counsel him. So his
Speaker 8: head was still alive, and he was like, come talk
Speaker 8: to me, I will tell you the future.
Speaker 12: Oh it was more than just like the six seconds
Speaker 12: or sixty seconds you get when a chicken.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I thought it was just I thought that's
Speaker 3: what they meant like.
Speaker 12: It was just like after he cut off, like I've
Speaker 12: seen things and started like spewing a bunch of prophecies.
Speaker 9: At that point I've heard that's.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's like jeez, I don't know, and he's like
Speaker 11: just fucking dying.
Speaker 6: But you can see.
Speaker 8: A guy he's just like kidding, I'm kidding. Everybody cad down.
Speaker 8: It's just a funny topic considering what we're facing in
Speaker 8: the world right now.
Speaker 11: So the cole Paine didn't kill himself. He's just like
Speaker 11: ranting off like this random ship, this skull, the skull's
Speaker 11: didn't fit.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the club actually fit. And they say he was
Speaker 8: holding his hand like really wide. So it's like how
Speaker 8: And there's like, well, he's ojay, he's such a good
Speaker 8: football player. You know, he's a good guy.
Speaker 3: He can't be lying about a glove.
Speaker 9: There's no way, man.
Speaker 8: You should have made somebody else put the glove on him.
Speaker 3: He's like, I just this is how my hands always are.
Speaker 3: I've been catching football.
Speaker 8: I was telling Derek on the dag Louiene stream about
Speaker 8: our our the song that we made up that. He
Speaker 8: was like, do you want to be the step dad
Speaker 8: that kills me? And I was like, sure, when you
Speaker 8: when you go off your meds, it's funny, man, we
Speaker 8: have to do some stuff like that again. But this
Speaker 8: so the skull necromancy, where's my skull? The skull necromancy
Speaker 8: the practice is consulting the decapitated skull of the head
Speaker 8: of the person for some inside knowledge.
Speaker 3: He gets, he gets the brain.
Speaker 8: Orpheus wasn't the only head that sent part of his
Speaker 8: afterlife giving prophecies. Uh Stockholm University says that Spata's king
Speaker 8: clem Clemius, clemis Clemus whatever, was said to have kept
Speaker 8: his head in his friend. He kept the friend. He
Speaker 8: kept the head of his friend in a jar and
Speaker 8: preserved it in honey, brought it out to be consulted
Speaker 8: on important matters.
Speaker 9: Do you think I should date her?
Speaker 3: I was just I was gonna say, like, is she crazy?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Is she crazy? Should I date her?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 8: She's fucking this lunatic. She's gotten only fans she's not
Speaker 8: telling you about. Oh fuck watching those like that whatever
Speaker 8: podcast with all those really dumb OnlyFans chicks, I'm like, man,
Speaker 8: I've never heard so many dumb women speak in my life.
Speaker 8: There's really dumb women out there. There's dumb men too,
Speaker 8: but very dumb women.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, let's let's back that up.
Speaker 12: It's not that there's it's not that you just heard
Speaker 12: dumb women speaking. It's that usually on those podcasts that
Speaker 12: usually a dumb man doesn't get on a microphone.
Speaker 8: Are you sure about that they give Trump a microphone.
Speaker 3: I don't mind him. I like him. I like his style.
Speaker 8: Okay, whatever I had that sales after this episode comes out,
Speaker 8: you'll hear how somebody I brought someone on the show
Speaker 8: that thinks he's the anti Christ. That'd be fun, what Brandon,
Speaker 8: I've had it with the episode of the of the
Speaker 8: first episodes out already, but he came back for part
Speaker 8: two to explain why Trump is Antichrist, so that will
Speaker 8: be interesting.
Speaker 3: But he just said he.
Speaker 8: Was no that Trump is the I had a guy
Speaker 8: on the show that said that Trump is the and like,
Speaker 8: there's some things. I don't think he's a savior. I
Speaker 8: don't think any of these people are a savior. I
Speaker 8: think they're all put it in there for a reason and
Speaker 8: stuff like that. Right, But watching there's some things I
Speaker 8: like that Trump says, and then there's some things where
Speaker 8: I'm like, you talk to the stupidest people in the world,
Speaker 8: Like the way he says things, No wonder all these
Speaker 8: people are like just ge't be afraid of a seal. Yeah,
Speaker 8: And it's like, man, he he speaks to like everyone
Speaker 8: from some of the well, I wouldn't say some of
Speaker 8: the smartest people, but he talks to the idiots.
Speaker 9: And I know there's people out there like Trump.
Speaker 8: I think that they're all been gotten to and the
Speaker 8: fact that he loves to he's he's saying he's gonna
Speaker 8: throw all the anti Semites in jail. So I don't
Speaker 8: know if I trust him that much. Yeah, he yes.
Speaker 8: Back back to necromancy. So he's like, you know, talking
Speaker 8: to the skull, giving it a little kissy and uh,
Speaker 8: magical Texas, I miss you, Brian, magical Texas from ancient
Speaker 8: Greek uh uh talks supposed to be in some ways
Speaker 8: the skulls were prepared. Uh specify some of the ways
Speaker 8: the skulls were prepared in order to open up between
Speaker 8: the living and the dead. The communication necromancy in ancient
Speaker 8: Greece could definitely end poorly, as it was for Permander.
Speaker 8: Permander the tyrant of Corih Corinthia, corinth Corinthia corinthen uh
Speaker 8: and it's not Corinthia's corinthen Uh. He summoned his dead
Speaker 8: wife to find out where she was buried, where she
Speaker 8: buried some money. It's kind of smart, you know, you
Speaker 8: bring back like the mafia boss and you're like.
Speaker 14: Hey, no, where's the money. Can you tell me where's
Speaker 14: the money? You know it's to me a mania, you know,
Speaker 14: I need to know what the money is. Luigi telling
Speaker 14: me where the money?
Speaker 1: He is?
Speaker 8: Mario, Please, Luigi, Luigi. I know I killed you, but
Speaker 8: you fucking annoyed the ship out of me.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to fred I watched your Peach's peach.
Speaker 3: I watched her change one time, one time, and that was.
Speaker 8: Luigi definitely tried to fuck Prince's Peach.
Speaker 3: I just said, I said, one drunken, stupid night to go,
Speaker 3: you want to fuck?
Speaker 8: So I save her from that crazy racist donkey Kong.
Speaker 8: You know, no, that that monkey, that donkey monkey, and
Speaker 8: then you'll go behind my back and you fuck my
Speaker 8: beautiful princess beach. Oh, I was gonna say that. If
Speaker 8: anyone wants to play a drinking game, oh yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 8: oh yeah, anytime you heard me Mario sound effect, you
Speaker 8: can have a drink like, there's one more ahead? Where's
Speaker 8: that one?
Speaker 3: Late for a drinking game? Right now? We're in.
Speaker 8: That's fine. We got lots to go, so you better
Speaker 8: be prepared. And if Aaron shows up, it'll be even crazier.
Speaker 8: Billy's gonna get wasted on.
Speaker 3: This sounds like totally bit of dad real quick.
Speaker 9: Uh so yeah, this guy.
Speaker 3: How much longer I can do this mustache?
Speaker 8: So heads, it's fine. If you want to take off
Speaker 8: the mustache, you gotta do it.
Speaker 3: Driving me nuts, it's just holding up up here and
Speaker 3: it feels good. Now. Oh there it goes.
Speaker 8: The wife texts me. She's like, sometimes you're talking really fast.
Speaker 8: That's kind of what I do.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 9: I got a call.
Speaker 3: He looks weird without the mustache.
Speaker 8: No, it looks weird. I think it looks better with
Speaker 8: the mustache. You look like you do, look like Borat.
Speaker 8: I was all hyped up for this episode. It's an order.
Speaker 8: I'm almost sweaty and stuff. How's the dog marmalade? He's good?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yes, So necromancy is the ancient Greece.
Speaker 8: I could uh. An ancient Greece could definitely end poorly
Speaker 8: with necromancy. This tire into right. He summoned his dead
Speaker 8: wife to find out where she buried some money, and
Speaker 8: while while she told him, she also reminded him that
Speaker 8: he gotten too frisky and he violated her corpse.
Speaker 3: Fucking gross.
Speaker 8: He fucked her corpse.
Speaker 3: Man, that is gross. I wouldn't had to do this
Speaker 3: if you didn't have a headache last night before before.
Speaker 8: Yep, Billy, who the fuck is Billy?
Speaker 3: Hell? God, man, I can't open anything with these gloves.
Speaker 3: I gotta use my fucking teeth. Strange. Might you having fun? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I'm having fun. It's whole point of this draft.
Speaker 8: Kings should have done a bet to see if who
Speaker 8: falls over first time or well, it's too late now.
Speaker 9: I'm not falling over.
Speaker 3: Though, I'm gonna post that to the page. I still
Speaker 3: got the video.
Speaker 9: I don't want you better not post anything. I gotta
Speaker 9: make a new drink.
Speaker 3: That's a good video, all right.
Speaker 8: So well, while we get into my poor drink, let's
Speaker 8: let's play another video. This one's fun, yo, There are
Speaker 8: so many of those videos.
Speaker 9: It's weird.
Speaker 3: You want to go out, you want to go out
Speaker 3: and hit the town like this?
Speaker 8: I would it would be very funny for us to
Speaker 8: go out on the town dressed to Mario Luigi.
Speaker 3: It would.
Speaker 9: It would obviously be more fun if we would think.
Speaker 8: So funny. You want to get stock in between a sandwich?
Speaker 9: All right here, this one's kind of fun.
Speaker 13: Mario is actually the bad guy, and Bowser Junior is
Speaker 13: trying to stop him from unliving his friends. Hello, I
Speaker 13: am Mario, and I am an evil demon that takes
Speaker 13: the lives of goombas and koupas for fun. After defeating Bowser,
Speaker 13: I was twisted by the power, fame, and fortune that
Speaker 13: came with my victory. I turned into a monster and
Speaker 13: ruled the Mushroom Kingdom with an iron fist. I locked
Speaker 13: Princess Peach and all of my toads away so I
Speaker 13: wouldn't have any witnesses. However, Bowser's son, Bowser Junior, attempted
Speaker 13: to stop me and rescue the princess, which I couldn't allow.
Speaker 13: With his loyal Koopa Troopa and Goomba friends, they were
Speaker 13: able to get past my defenses and enter the mushroom Kingdom,
Speaker 13: but were mercilessly unlive in front of their own families,
Speaker 13: a symbol.
Speaker 8: Of why I fucking knew it.
Speaker 12: Luigi's over here, trying to be a good Luigi's the
Speaker 12: middle ground, dude. He's like, look like, you're my brother.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna stand by you, but what you're doing is wrong.
Speaker 12: And You're like, now, fuck you.
Speaker 8: This is so good man. Peanut butter whiskey is delicious.
Speaker 3: I wish I'm not allowed to lick her anymore.
Speaker 9: Yes, I'm sure. Why is that?
Speaker 3: I completely cut myself? They nothing good ever comes from it. Man,
Speaker 3: It's bad. That's the only that's the only thing that
Speaker 3: can like alter my mind that way.
Speaker 12: As long as I drink, If I just drink beer
Speaker 12: or wine, great, I have a great night. I'm always fine.
Speaker 12: Nothing bad ever happens as soon as I like. It
Speaker 12: sucks too, because whiskey is my favorite peanut.
Speaker 9: Butter whisky is one shot of.
Speaker 3: It, Like it's game over. Like I'm to be a
Speaker 3: fucking menace to society. It's not worth it.
Speaker 8: So yeah, this guy, he this uh perminder guy whatever
Speaker 8: he uh he not only dabbled in necromancy that you
Speaker 8: maybe could backfire. Yeah, so he brought his His wife
Speaker 8: was like, yeah, you fucked my corpse. I wasn't appreciated
Speaker 8: of that. That's pretty fucked up. And while she told him,
Speaker 8: she also reminded him that he had gotten too frisky.
Speaker 8: She demanded it demanded a sacrifice of clothing, which resulted
Speaker 8: in his orders that the women of the city publicly
Speaker 8: strip and hand over their clothes.
Speaker 3: Oh sounds sexy publicly. Yeah, he's getting his rocks off
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 9: Did he make this up?
Speaker 8: Though? My wife told me because I raped her corpse,
Speaker 8: that you need to.
Speaker 9: You need to get everyone needs.
Speaker 12: Yeah that sounds that sounds weird. That sounds like a
Speaker 12: really weird request coming from a dead lady.
Speaker 8: So Biblical archaeologist The Archaeology says that per Perander. Permander
Speaker 8: wasn't the only one to find out the dabbling and
Speaker 8: necromancy could backfire or table away. There was some guy
Speaker 8: from Sparta. Uh was credited for leading the Greece Uh
Speaker 8: the Greece to victory over Persia. But after the battle
Speaker 8: he kicked off the classic age age of Greece. He
Speaker 8: descended into tyrannical madness and a bit of treason. Oh
Speaker 8: sounds like our current government, but he Uh he had
Speaker 8: it back to uh Bazoo bizant Totum Byzantum, where he
Speaker 8: fell in love with a girl named uh Clone Knight
Speaker 8: clos Clonese. It happened Clone and uh her and he
Speaker 8: brought her to the chambers one night. The lights were
Speaker 8: off to protect the modesty he was about to take,
Speaker 8: so he turned off the lights just to make sure,
Speaker 8: And when she arrived, knocked over a lamp and woke
Speaker 8: him from his tormented sleep. He leaped up and killed her.
Speaker 8: Now harassed by her ghost, this guy consulted with an
Speaker 8: oracle who revealed that her spirit said all you needed
Speaker 8: to do to be at peace was to return home
Speaker 8: to Spata easy, so he went back, unforseately f him
Speaker 8: Sparta was waiting to Uh to bring him upon his
Speaker 8: trees and charges, which they did. Now let's hopefully let's
Speaker 8: we should make it. We need to do that here, Billy,
Speaker 8: do you use that wood stove?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Then they then they, you know they they Okay, they
Speaker 8: charged this guy of treason. This is the perfect thing
Speaker 8: that that some of these leaders should face, especially Trudeau,
Speaker 8: would be. They bricked him up inside of the wall
Speaker 8: in a temple. Sprick him up, man, brick him up. Now,
Speaker 8: Michael Jackson, you know me, you a wood stove.
Speaker 3: Look at all the wood. What's the wood for if
Speaker 3: I don't use it?
Speaker 9: Fucking I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's actually hey, there's a fun fact, phrad there's no
Speaker 3: natural gas out.
Speaker 8: Here, only the one from your ass and the one
Speaker 8: coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 16: Sob Greek oracles were consulted on matters of extreme importance,
Speaker 16: and one of the most famous was Apollo's oracle Delphia
Speaker 16: Delphi Delfi Sure National Geographic says that it was Delphi
Speaker 16: where priestesses called the Piaphas gained access to Apollo's prophecies.
Speaker 8: But they were weren't the only oracles doing business. There
Speaker 8: was another on top of a hill where the three
Speaker 8: of the five rivers of.
Speaker 3: Haiti meant Hades.
Speaker 8: The site included subterranean rooms and walls that were eleven
Speaker 8: inches thick. Theck this was the home of the oracle
Speaker 8: of the dead. Uh place spoken Jesus and uh here
Speaker 8: here Doddis's stories, all these stupid Greek words. I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: I did. I haven't studied ancient Greek. I haven't studied
Speaker 8: ancient Greek.
Speaker 9: Okay, give me a break.
Speaker 8: Greek high Greek high definite.
Speaker 3: I can't relax. Man.
Speaker 8: I told sorry, I was gonna drink some coffee before this,
Speaker 8: and he's like, you shouldn't do that. You're already high
Speaker 8: strung as it is. And I'm like, that's true, it's true.
Speaker 8: This also has caffeine in, and so to the caffeine,
Speaker 8: like the sort of crack fine pulls them through your
Speaker 8: veins of powerful vaccines as an apathy line my mine.
Speaker 8: Greek high definition says that Necromantan of the Youth of
Speaker 8: Ephra was active was active around the fourth century BC,
Speaker 8: and visitors who wanted to consult the dead would descend
Speaker 8: into the chambers and perform rituals in order to open
Speaker 8: lines of communication. Just how legit was the oracle is
Speaker 8: up to debate, as they also note that the archaeologists.
Speaker 8: The archaeologists have uncovered certain mechanical devices believed to have
Speaker 8: been used to create the illusion that the rituals were
Speaker 8: actually working. Still, ancient texts suggests that the oracle was
Speaker 8: incredibly popular. So they're doing what the foxsters do. We'll
Speaker 8: eventually get into that. It was yeah, pretty crazy, so
Speaker 8: and the illusion. So it was also an ancient text
Speaker 8: that suggests that the oracle was incredibly popular and even
Speaker 8: was the place where Audio uh Odisseus was said to
Speaker 8: summon teriosis to learn the future what was in store
Speaker 8: for him. It's kind of interesting. I would I would
Speaker 8: like to learn how to pronounce these words. I'd be nice,
Speaker 8: But I would also like to learn about like there
Speaker 8: is some crazy off about Greek mythology, you know us
Speaker 8: it's interesting. I'm more interested in like war history, you know.
Speaker 3: I always love Greek mythology.
Speaker 8: Can you tell me some fun facts about Greek mythology?
Speaker 8: Do you have any fun facts for tonight? Because I
Speaker 8: told you a very couple.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I got a bunch of fun facts, but like
Speaker 12: fun facts on Greek mythology, would just be things that
Speaker 12: everybody knows, Like I just like the whole idea of
Speaker 12: the stories of Poseidon, of Zeus, of things like that.
Speaker 3: Like I just.
Speaker 8: We're live, motherfucker, come join.
Speaker 3: Oh. I was like, you're talking to me. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm talking no, like fun fact. I don't.
Speaker 12: I don't know if I'm so well versed in it
Speaker 12: that I could come over with the fun fact that
Speaker 12: nobody else knows.
Speaker 8: Well, that's good for you, bud. Necromancy and uh so
Speaker 8: let's talk about the Middle East.
Speaker 3: It doesn't listen.
Speaker 9: Well, you didn't give me a fun fact, bro.
Speaker 3: No, you got like you got prescribed text in your
Speaker 3: head that it's like, no matter what this person says,
Speaker 3: this is what I'm going to say to it next.
Speaker 8: That's probably true.
Speaker 3: That's what you do.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you said you didn't have a fact.
Speaker 3: It's never never mind, Carrie garry On, you.
Speaker 8: Said you couldn't bring one off the top of the
Speaker 8: head that people wouldn't know.
Speaker 9: Yo yo a ma riyo.
Speaker 8: God, it's no fun tonight, get a little more drunk
Speaker 8: and maybe you'll be more fun. Some of the ancient
Speaker 8: Greek sources said that the Necromantic knowledge came from the
Speaker 8: Middle East, and uh, here's things get extra surprising. So
Speaker 8: according to this department of bullshit, they say that like
Speaker 8: some like Moses warned against communication with the dead, this
Speaker 8: is some like a university department is warning about this,
Speaker 8: that they warned against communicating with the dead. Those who
Speaker 8: actually were doing it didn't see anything weird or creepy
Speaker 8: or evil at beout it. They're like, this is just
Speaker 8: a fun time, man. I get to know the future.
Speaker 8: I get to talk to my dead wife, you know,
Speaker 8: she gets to tell me how great it is being
Speaker 8: plowed by Saddam Hussein. I'm just you wentn't alive at
Speaker 8: this time, you know. Muhammad or something the magi's sometimes called.
Speaker 3: He never he's never too tired. He can always go
Speaker 3: for around.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, wonder when he's he's married to a six
Speaker 9: year old.
Speaker 3: So Mohammad doesn't stop.
Speaker 9: That's gonna gonna be murdered.
Speaker 8: What they did you say that? I'm out, my god.
Speaker 8: He's like Muhammad was a pedophile, go fuck yourself, or
Speaker 8: so they called them.
Speaker 3: All these days.
Speaker 8: He was, it's in there, man, faty ma whatever. His
Speaker 8: little bride that was like six years old. Fucking when
Speaker 8: he married her, and then he fucking took her consummated
Speaker 8: at nine.
Speaker 3: Jesus do what said he waited three years?
Speaker 9: I guess so. Well, at least it's not like the
Speaker 9: al mood.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to mention the names of those people
Speaker 8: where it's like it's okay to have sex with a
Speaker 8: child under three as long as the hymen's not grown in.
Speaker 8: That is in the towel mood. Everybody, you can look
Speaker 8: it up. Pretty crazy, Yeah, I like these people sometimes
Speaker 8: called the shamanatumu or the clan whatever one is called
Speaker 8: the man, the man zuzu, the manzuzu, depending on the area.
Speaker 3: I've heard that before. That's that's a god.
Speaker 9: It's the magi.
Speaker 8: It's like almost like a shaman kind of thing back
Speaker 8: in in you know, and in like places where you
Speaker 8: know there's stuff going.
Speaker 3: If you that's an actual god manzuzu, I'm thinking you're right.
Speaker 3: Never mind, I'll get a painting gangs Mario painting.
Speaker 11: That is.
Speaker 9: Remember, like nineties, kids used to wear the hats like this.
Speaker 8: You look so stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really trying to be hip with the kids.
Speaker 8: No, no, you look you look like barrat. Now you
Speaker 8: look like you're wearing a turbine or something.
Speaker 3: Is this all you break dance? I can kick it?
Speaker 3: Like yes, the Jude down the well, it just.
Speaker 12: Looks like a fucking shower cap on it.
Speaker 9: It looks like some sort of weird turbine though, So yeah.
Speaker 8: They called the Magi the mand Zoo depending on the area,
Speaker 8: had some major sway in Egypt, throughout the Middle East,
Speaker 8: and into India. Everybody loves India right now. They were
Speaker 8: widely respected and often consulted by rulers who wanted to
Speaker 8: know what the future held. You know what's funny, I've
Speaker 8: been listening to older episodes right and and like there's
Speaker 8: some episodes like I text you, I was like, I
Speaker 8: want to really do Flat Earth because there is episodes
Speaker 8: where I'm like, I understand why people did say that
Speaker 8: we sound like Beavis and butt Head, that we just
Speaker 8: sound like two idiots getting drunk, because we used to
Speaker 8: get fairly drunk on the show and just talk shit.
Speaker 9: And sometimes it is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like literally very drunk and it it it you know,
Speaker 8: went off the rails a lot, and and still good
Speaker 8: kind of goes off the rails to some extent, but
Speaker 8: you know, at the end of the day. We were
Speaker 8: just kind of having fun. There'll be more stuff than
Speaker 8: being pushed onto the Patreon, but realistically we were just
Speaker 8: being we were being fun guys. Uh you know, but
Speaker 8: like my uh, my viewpoints have definitely changed a lot,
Speaker 8: you can tell. And it's very funny because I was
Speaker 8: listening to an older episode. I think it's like the
Speaker 8: uh Dougway Bass episode, some of the more fun Alien
Speaker 8: one we did, and I was like, I don't want
Speaker 8: to bring politics into it, and I kept I used
Speaker 8: to try to strictly keep politics out of the show.
Speaker 8: And now I'm like, I don't care anymore.
Speaker 3: It's just like the world is so crazy. That wasn't
Speaker 3: good attribute of yours, though, to be fair, you should
Speaker 3: probably probably revisit that one.
Speaker 8: I got too many things on the go. I have
Speaker 8: you know how many mass immigration episodes I have ready
Speaker 8: to go. I literally have one called the melt the
Speaker 8: Scam of the Melting Pot. I have the hidden agenda
Speaker 8: bekind behind multiculturalism in the mass emoration I have. It's
Speaker 8: a fun time, man, I can't help it. If things
Speaker 8: need to be talked about, I will talk about it.
Speaker 8: I think that I have the platform and do it,
Speaker 8: so let's talk about important issues. But right now we're
Speaker 8: talking about how you can talk to the dead, and
Speaker 8: I will try to keep things on topic on you know,
Speaker 8: we're having a fun live show, but I'm gonna try
Speaker 8: to tighten up the ship because after the Vlad the
Speaker 8: Impaler episode didn't go the way that I wanted it to.
Speaker 12: If I fucking cut your mic and just like dub
Speaker 12: Donald Trump's voice over you, you'd you'd be iconic perfect
Speaker 12: talks like this. He's like, yes, and we need this
Speaker 12: and that.
Speaker 11: Well, I am Italian man, I am Italian. I'm a
Speaker 11: Japanese Italian man. You know it's me I saw. I
Speaker 11: saw the video the other day and this guy made
Speaker 11: me Mario. He was like, how funny would it be
Speaker 11: too in a So have your own accent, your native language?
Speaker 3: So Canadian, I guess for us or this guy was American. Yes, Canadian,
Speaker 3: and he's like I He's.
Speaker 12: Like, adopt a white kid, but only speak Chinese in
Speaker 12: front of him. So he only knows Chinese, but he
Speaker 12: doesn't know Chinese as a native tongue. He just knows
Speaker 12: Chinese in American accent. Everyone thinks he's being super racist,
Speaker 12: but he actually has no idea how to talk an here.
Speaker 3: I would love to see that. He's like, no, it's
Speaker 3: just ching chong gee.
Speaker 8: That's this is all I know, just like broken English.
Speaker 3: It's like super but that's actually his primary Like.
Speaker 9: Well, look at the Jamaican's.
Speaker 8: Funny, so crazy. So there is a lot of people,
Speaker 8: you know, talking to the dead. There's always you know,
Speaker 8: going all over It was you know, made sense. People
Speaker 8: wanted to know what was going on in the future.
Speaker 8: So the souls of the dead were said to be
Speaker 8: closer to God and have access to wealth and a
Speaker 8: wealth of information about the past, president and future. The
Speaker 8: idea that living could ask them about things were perfectly normal.
Speaker 8: And Egypt, necromancers were associated with the cult of Osiris.
Speaker 8: And here's the weird thing. Today we might think of
Speaker 8: necromancers as raising the dead, but in ancient Egypt they
Speaker 8: were behind rituals, incantations, and that prevented malevolent spirits from
Speaker 8: possessing a body. Are reanimating it, you know, reanimating it.
Speaker 8: It's like so something that comes back from the dead
Speaker 8: and stuff.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 8: Reanimator is a great movie. You're a really good horror
Speaker 8: movie like that one.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 9: Yeah, reanimated, it's fun. You'll like it.
Speaker 8: A scientist brings back like dead corpses back from the dead.
Speaker 8: It's fun. You would actually enjoy it. You know. I
Speaker 8: was telling my I was selling a kid at work.
Speaker 8: He's like, you know, only I don't watch horror movies whatever,
Speaker 8: And I was like, you selling, my buddy, Billy, Oh,
Speaker 8: is it funny? Is it funny? You know what should watch?
Speaker 9: Is it funny?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all that matters.
Speaker 8: Meanwhile, the magicians were said to get their power and
Speaker 8: influence over the stars and turn that power into prophecy
Speaker 8: and you know, necromancy. Necromancy underwent a major change in
Speaker 8: the Middle Ages, and starting around thirteenth century it became
Speaker 8: much darker. A practice that had largely been written off
Speaker 8: as superstitious started getting the attention of scholars across the
Speaker 8: Western Europe, where they begin to categorize magic. First, there
Speaker 8: was the natural magic from the encycloped of the Renaissance,
Speaker 8: the you know, philosophical kind of stuff, you know, describing
Speaker 8: as active endeavors where power was drawn from the world
Speaker 8: of the magician. Think of it as kind of things
Speaker 8: like chemistry, where natural magic could coexist happily with Christianity
Speaker 8: and the other kinds of magics. Couldn't that necromancy which
Speaker 8: had grown from the origin the original meaning, including black
Speaker 8: magic or anything that's trying to control the realm that
Speaker 8: is good living. Christian folk just didn't want to know
Speaker 8: about it. So if they tried to tap into these
Speaker 8: different realms, obviously Christians were like, that's satanic, and like
Speaker 8: that's where like a lot of them think that, like
Speaker 8: it's they also think that the guy that had on
Speaker 8: that thinks that I like the dude, he's a good dude.
Speaker 8: I like him, but things that Trump's the Antichrist is
Speaker 8: very Christian, dude, And I'm like I said, I was, like,
Speaker 8: I believe in some way you say, you know, but
Speaker 8: I'm not religious, And I think there is the ability
Speaker 8: to read between the lines and understand that there is
Speaker 8: things within the Bible that we should hold close to us,
Speaker 8: that we should under try to understand, you know, as
Speaker 8: best as we can, because there is truth within all
Speaker 8: of these historical books and with all and within all
Speaker 8: of these religions. I believe, like there is truth withinside
Speaker 8: of it. You have to kind of try to find it.
Speaker 8: But he was like don't celebrate Halloween and Satanic and
Speaker 8: all that stuff, and like they sacrifice children. I know
Speaker 8: all that stuff, but I do it because it's fun
Speaker 8: and it's for kids. I'm not sacrificing anybody today.
Speaker 3: You know, today Halloween you will be but not today.
Speaker 8: Maybe sacrifice the candy day, the candy will be sacrificed
Speaker 8: into my mouth and diabetes.
Speaker 9: With this big belly.
Speaker 3: Diabetes. Surprised you don't have diabetes.
Speaker 8: I'll be good. I go to the gym now, it's
Speaker 8: fucking awesome. I have the place to myself. I just
Speaker 8: blare the Raging disy today. It's really fun.
Speaker 3: And Jimmy going to do that you have to play
Speaker 3: for yourself.
Speaker 8: Oh well, I go out like four so it's nice
Speaker 8: and I just nobody's there and I just can't blare
Speaker 8: what I want. It's really nice.
Speaker 9: So that, uh yeah.
Speaker 8: Nextromancy though, and people like it was like kind of
Speaker 8: like some people didn't see is evil. It's trying to
Speaker 8: tap into the these realms, right, and dabbling into the
Speaker 8: supernatural was something that the Church was vocally opposed to.
Speaker 9: You don't do that.
Speaker 8: The more Christian writers wrote on the subject of necromancy,
Speaker 8: the other types of sorcery. The further from its origins
Speaker 8: and the definitions it got, it became fused with practices
Speaker 8: of different origins along the way, including like things like
Speaker 8: animal sacrifice, spells, exorcisms, astro magic along the way and
Speaker 8: include spirits of the necromancer. Conjuring for generations took a
Speaker 8: whole new app aspects like later on, because they were
Speaker 8: just they're messing around with a little too much, right,
Speaker 8: and then they.
Speaker 9: People got confused because it was supposed to be is thing.
Speaker 8: It was like it was more wholesome at least from
Speaker 8: what they're writing, is that it was kind of like
Speaker 8: just a It wasn't as frowned upon, I would say,
Speaker 8: as it became because of me. It was like kind
Speaker 8: of like an everyday thing. People were just doing it
Speaker 8: for fun, right, It's just like you know, what can
Speaker 8: you tell me some knowledge from? And it was not
Speaker 8: it was.
Speaker 12: All those all those photos kind of look like in
Speaker 12: a in an aspect of saying like we're keeping them
Speaker 12: at bay and keeping the devil at bay, like go.
Speaker 3: Back especially, yeah, this one, go back, even even go
Speaker 3: back this one. Nope, like you're going forward, fox sakes back.
Speaker 9: I don't know where I'm going this one.
Speaker 12: Yeah, there you go. He's in a circle of like that.
Speaker 12: And then you go to the other one too. There's
Speaker 12: another one. Titties, Holy fuck me, you suck this one.
Speaker 8: Yes, he's conjuring like demons or whatever, but they're keeping
Speaker 8: him up bay in the circle.
Speaker 12: They're trapped. Yeah, they're trapped though. It's like, okay, this
Speaker 12: is like this is responsible witchcraft.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, well, Els, you gotta do that. I
Speaker 8: gotta make your little circle of salt. Hopefully nothing gets in,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like we need answers, but we understand how bad this
Speaker 3: can get. We're just we're being responsible with it. Man.
Speaker 8: This this is my new addiction. This peanut butter whiskey
Speaker 8: is delicious. That's what I have to say. It's delicious.
Speaker 8: Putting it fucking Dr Pepper is the best thing ever.
Speaker 8: So I was told listen to me. I thought it
Speaker 8: was gross too, Okay. I somebody told me they were like,
Speaker 8: you gotta try peanut butter whiskey, uh with Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 8: I think Brett told me this, and I was like,
Speaker 8: that sounds disgusting. I was like, peanut butter whiskey sounds like, oh,
Speaker 8: I take a shot or two of it and I
Speaker 8: would be done, and it's like, Okay, that's it's weird,
Speaker 8: but I like whatever. And then so I got I
Speaker 8: want to try this. I tried the Pumpkin whiskey. I
Speaker 8: thought it was pretty good. So I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 8: get this one. I saw this and I was like
Speaker 8: it was just on sale. Whatever, I'll try this out.
Speaker 3: I wonder why, and uh.
Speaker 8: I got the Doctor Pepper. Took a shot of it.
Speaker 8: Though first it's like tested that wet my whistle, they say,
Speaker 8: and it was. It was pretty good. I liked it.
Speaker 8: And then so I tried with the Doctor Pepper. This
Speaker 8: is bad, Doctor Pepper. We have the one I told you.
Speaker 8: It was like, it's better for you.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 8: It's not you have doctor Zip. No, no, no, there's
Speaker 8: a better there's a Doctor Pepper that is not like
Speaker 8: a full of poisonous ship. It's just more natural ingredients.
Speaker 8: But I'm not doctor.
Speaker 3: But then it tastes like it it's not Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is it? Show me the label.
Speaker 8: I don't have it, I said. I did it on
Speaker 8: the Vlad the Impaler episode.
Speaker 9: Isn't I have ship? Doctor pepper.
Speaker 11: That's og, that's the caramel coloring, fucking sulfhyriic acid, a
Speaker 11: bunch of ship.
Speaker 3: That's everything everything you eat and drink.
Speaker 11: Yes, because there's because there's a couple they taking beefhiles.
Speaker 8: So according to Seneca, it comes down to like the
Speaker 8: natural versus the supernatural, and dabbling in the supernatural was
Speaker 8: definitely something that the Church was opposed to. So the
Speaker 8: Christian writers wrote on the subject of necromancy and said that,
Speaker 8: you know, it got involved with animal sacrifice. So when
Speaker 8: Christian writers like is Adore and Thomas whatever their last
Speaker 8: names were, we're talking about how necromancers were busy summoning demons,
Speaker 8: actual necromantic texts were telling a completely different story. Seneca says,
Speaker 8: I don't know whoever that is.
Speaker 9: That's kid.
Speaker 8: There's not a single surviving necromatic text that says anything
Speaker 8: about packs with Satan, mocking God or ridicule in Christianity.
Speaker 8: In fact, the opposite is true. At the core of
Speaker 8: the necromancer's power was the ability to command spirits to
Speaker 8: obey and answer them. That power is believed to come
Speaker 8: directly from God. The fourth century, there's a magician, uh,
Speaker 8: he said, magic is the Act that teaches one to
Speaker 8: exercise coessive control of a good and able spirits through
Speaker 8: the name of God and the thing I this is
Speaker 8: why I'm like, man, I don't know, like everyone is
Speaker 8: so hell bent on like my religion's right, my religion's right,
Speaker 8: my you know what I mean. And it's just like
Speaker 8: I don't know if any of you guys are right.
Speaker 8: You can all think that you're right, but does anyone
Speaker 8: is anyone talking to Jesus really are we?
Speaker 11: I believe he maybe a good spirit, a good thing
Speaker 11: that maybe is connected to all of us, And and
Speaker 11: tried to say, who knows?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 8: You feel me.
Speaker 12: There are plenty of people talking to him. They'll have
Speaker 12: I think schizophrenia, but.
Speaker 8: Jesus told me to kill my wife last night. But
Speaker 8: like this idea that like every and I've said this
Speaker 8: to like I work at the Hindu dude, and I've
Speaker 8: talked to Christians, Jehovah's and h every like everyone wants
Speaker 8: to think that their ship is right. And I'm like,
Speaker 8: I'm somewhere in the middle where I'm like, maybe all
Speaker 8: of you are right and wrong at the same time.
Speaker 8: You know, I wish there was a warrior costume.
Speaker 3: You wish he washy fuck.
Speaker 8: Get over here, Yoshi young your ass. I wanted Aaron to.
Speaker 3: That's what Warrio says.
Speaker 9: It wasn't Warrio a little more crazy thought?
Speaker 3: Well, he just he's a little cheater, is what he is.
Speaker 3: He's a cheater in the races. He like he like
Speaker 3: he cut your brake line before the fucking Mario Kart things.
Speaker 8: Actually, Warrio is my favorite character to play though, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean. I like to likes Warrio.
Speaker 3: You're the No, it's total Yoshi every time.
Speaker 8: Really, Toad's pretty fun actually that.
Speaker 3: Those are the characters to pick.
Speaker 8: Man, I'm gonna beat the living ship out of Aaron.
Speaker 8: He says, I'm not home yet, and then and then
Speaker 8: he just doesn't message me back. Aaron. I despise you,
Speaker 8: despise you with all my fiber and all my being.
Speaker 8: You can't stay up one night, you piece of shit.
Speaker 8: Sorry man, I'm mad. So yeah, uh so I would
Speaker 8: have invited like Shane or somebody else on bread over
Speaker 8: uh first it could like so the idea of like, okay,
Speaker 8: necromancers summon and and could speak to spirits.
Speaker 9: Of the dead.
Speaker 8: Right, here's a question, why why would you do it? First,
Speaker 8: it could be to gain knowledge. Spirits I believe could
Speaker 8: tell the summoner things about the past, present, or future
Speaker 8: that otherwise never be known. And that uh, that covers
Speaker 8: a wide range of things, from the outcome of a
Speaker 8: battle to uncovering the identity of a murderer, you know. Second,
Speaker 8: there was the belief that spirits could aid in the
Speaker 8: manipulation of others. For example, uh, In the the Cantillas
Speaker 8: of de Santa Marie, there's a song that tells of
Speaker 8: a story of a priest who dabbled in necromancy in
Speaker 8: order to compel demons to force a young girl to
Speaker 8: fall in love with him. They did, and she did,
Speaker 8: but the virgin Mary stepped in to save her and
Speaker 8: then condemned the priest to hell.
Speaker 3: How could she do that?
Speaker 8: If she has a virgin, she's got powers. Bro, she
Speaker 8: wasn't a virgin. Jesus had kids and stuff.
Speaker 3: I love that idea. That that's always my favorite.
Speaker 12: I love like it's okay, I get it, it's a
Speaker 12: little mean, we're mocking religion at that point, but I
Speaker 12: love those like sketches where they're like she's like she
Speaker 12: just pops out of baby.
Speaker 3: Like, I swear to God, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 12: And then like Joseph's and brothers over there, it's like,
Speaker 12: you don't know what happened.
Speaker 8: Really, Jesus was an alien.
Speaker 3: You remember when we all had tequila and he told
Speaker 3: me to come over. You don't remember that.
Speaker 8: There's so many different theories. And I'm not saying that.
Speaker 8: You're like, I don't know. I don't know what's real
Speaker 8: because this has everything gonna do with black magic and
Speaker 8: scary witchcraft stuff always has to do with religion. When
Speaker 8: we did our Witches episode last year for the Halloween special,
Speaker 8: same thing, Ouiji board, same thing. Any dark occult practices
Speaker 8: always has the other end of it of being like,
Speaker 8: don't touch you.
Speaker 9: It might fuck up your life.
Speaker 8: You'll know so it might so, And that's the same idea,
Speaker 8: right And and at the end of the day, I
Speaker 8: don't know. Maybe it was aliens.
Speaker 9: Everyone's like, oh, I always don't exist.
Speaker 8: The earth is flat. I don't fucking know, man, I
Speaker 8: don't know. I'm just trying to ask questions. But it
Speaker 8: would be quite crazy though, if she was inciminated by
Speaker 8: some sort of alien species and Jesus was actually an
Speaker 8: alien or is it the whole thing where he's connected
Speaker 8: to the Ananaki and Thoth and all this ancient knowledge.
Speaker 3: Who knows.
Speaker 8: I'm just here to have fun and try to enjoy
Speaker 8: myself in this reality that seems to be crumbling around
Speaker 8: us every day.
Speaker 3: You understand, Come move to New Brunswick. Pack Chelsea up,
Speaker 3: then let's go.
Speaker 8: I would love to get out of here, trust me,
Speaker 8: but I can't pack her up.
Speaker 3: Let's go buy a farm. We have chickens. That would
Speaker 3: be sweet. I'll get you chickens.
Speaker 8: Maybe one day. There will be a day that will
Speaker 8: come tomorrow. If sh it really hits the fan, I'll
Speaker 8: find you. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: No, if shit really hits the fan, you're too late.
Speaker 8: No, No, I'll be fine. I'll bring the cavalry. So
Speaker 8: uh so whatever. In a third there there there's illusions, right.
Speaker 8: Necromancers will believe the other the ability to compel spirits
Speaker 8: to create illusions on a grand scale. From grand you know,
Speaker 8: like banquets, two hordes of troops sweeping across the battlefield
Speaker 8: to terrify an enemy and retreat. So and we talked
Speaker 8: about this with some of the World War two in
Speaker 8: one paranormal aspects of it right where people think they
Speaker 8: see like angels. It's finny. All the audio listeners like
Speaker 8: man Toom sounds really weird. It's because I'm talking through
Speaker 8: a fake mustache. That's literally why it's kind of I
Speaker 8: can hear it somebodys on the mike where it's like
Speaker 8: stopping my speech a bit. But there would there would
Speaker 8: be all the and then they would, like you know,
Speaker 8: they send these like ghost I mean, you know, you
Speaker 8: know what it's like.
Speaker 9: It's like Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 8: You remember you remember?
Speaker 3: Do you remember remember when there weren't.
Speaker 15: Here?
Speaker 8: Do you remember Lord of the Rings? The last One,
Speaker 8: the whatever? When aer Gorn he's now the king or
Speaker 8: whatever and he goes nerd nerd to the just like
Speaker 8: the realm of the dead or whatever, and he finds
Speaker 8: the soldiers and they all come back as like ghosts
Speaker 8: and ship he was performing gromancy. Technically, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 8: guess technically your mustache is way better because it sits
Speaker 8: on the bottom of your lip.
Speaker 9: Mine doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't know, it doesn't. It's in my nose right now.
Speaker 3: To do that, move it up a bit.
Speaker 9: It's me a model.
Speaker 3: You ever seen a mustache fall off? But sheer.
Speaker 8: Will you know how funny it would have been if
Speaker 8: I made this into a Hitler mustache. Good scissors, scissors
Speaker 8: would be very funny. You're a rude your costume, but
Speaker 8: it would be funny.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Mustache is done anyway.
Speaker 8: Okay, here you goes Hitler Billy. Literally just watch The Lord
Speaker 8: of the Ring. Yeah, man, I rewatched all. At some
Speaker 8: point they're like, awesome, I can't do it. You gotta
Speaker 8: make it look good though. Those the weirdest looking scissors
Speaker 8: I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: They're not they're they're fruit chopping things vegetable.
Speaker 9: Let's go Hitler. I don't even we could see that
Speaker 9: name atal.
Speaker 8: Can you say it?
Speaker 3: You let sharp? They won't cut.
Speaker 9: Well, get actual pair of scissors.
Speaker 3: It won't cut it.
Speaker 8: Get it?
Speaker 9: You not have actual scissors?
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 8: I thought, Yeah, like I it's just a long movie
Speaker 8: to sit through.
Speaker 9: I had to.
Speaker 8: I had a I binged like The Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 8: Not long ago, I don't know, like a year or
Speaker 8: so ago. I watched Like the Hobbit, and I watched
Speaker 8: They're still great, man. You know, you know it's just
Speaker 8: a bunch of white guys. You know, it's just such
Speaker 8: a good such a good movie. You know, back in
Speaker 8: Hollywood wasn't trying to be like, here's a gay elf,
Speaker 8: here's a black a off coming out here.
Speaker 9: You know he's gonna a hello.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Those are like hard.
Speaker 8: That's your circumcising scissors.
Speaker 9: Those things look intense, bro, they.
Speaker 3: Are alright, how are we doing this?
Speaker 9: You gotta do it?
Speaker 8: Okay, not too much.
Speaker 3: Bye, it's to me.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, Bromo, that's.
Speaker 14: Ailous into the oven.
Speaker 8: Okay, you have to keep that off for the whole episode.
Speaker 3: You gotta five minutes.
Speaker 8: Keep it on as much as you can.
Speaker 3: It's so pointing.
Speaker 8: Now, it's fine, Okay, give it these it's so funny.
Speaker 9: Oh man, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: On YouTube though it's fake.
Speaker 8: Man, it's fine. God, everyone's so sensitive. Man, nowadays, it
Speaker 8: was funny.
Speaker 11: I got videos that are gonna be offensive and and
Speaker 11: and ship.
Speaker 9: So let's get through this maybe better.
Speaker 8: So, Uh, there was obviously these like according to these magicians. Uh,
Speaker 8: there was rituals and stuff like that. Do with necromancy
Speaker 8: suggests that there was actually two parts of the acts.
Speaker 8: Not only the ritual design to summon the spirits of
Speaker 8: the dead and or the demon, but there was parts
Speaker 8: like drawing circles and got the draws of them.
Speaker 9: Uh that were solely.
Speaker 8: Solely Yeah, my bustle's is starting to fail, uh, solely
Speaker 8: trying to protect the necromancer from whatever he might summon. Sometimes, uh,
Speaker 8: specifics got pretty dark. It was unheard of of a
Speaker 8: having you know, an animal sacrifice.
Speaker 9: I guess.
Speaker 8: Sometimes there was sacrifices, but there were more along the
Speaker 8: lines of like honey, milk, salt ash. Circles which I have
Speaker 8: long been to leave to believe to protect the powers
Speaker 8: were commonly used, you know. And actually it's crazy because
Speaker 8: some spells. Strangely they even called it the name of
Speaker 8: Christian figures like Christ. So it wasn't that crazy because
Speaker 8: they were like, you know, if they summoned something crazy,
Speaker 8: some sort of uh you know they demonic creature, you know,
Speaker 8: and that you look way better.
Speaker 11: Man, it's so much, it's so great. That's so funny, man,
Speaker 11: push the people. They just popping gnter probably like what
Speaker 11: the fuck.
Speaker 8: So, according to folklore, Thursday, necromancy sort of uh like
Speaker 8: faded from history post Renaissance, but it didn't disappear much.
Speaker 9: It just got rebranded. History moved on.
Speaker 8: From Enlightenment to the vic Torrian era, people started using UH,
Speaker 8: started thinking about things differently, about what happened to the dead,
Speaker 8: and they started to be honored.
Speaker 11: There you go, it's there. You got just fix it.
Speaker 11: It's very fun.
Speaker 8: I feel like, now keep going because you can just
Speaker 8: like turn the hitler at any moment. Uh. That's also
Speaker 8: about the time the Fox Sisters were capitalizing on a
Speaker 8: rumor they heard about around town.
Speaker 9: We will do UH.
Speaker 8: An episode eventually where the Fox Sisters they did some
Speaker 8: They essentially were like the first people that swindle people
Speaker 8: using spiritual magic, you know what I mean. They're trying
Speaker 8: to like they would be like, look it, there's a
Speaker 8: spirit in the room. Knock twice.
Speaker 9: I got the dog going.
Speaker 3: Now he's like mustache better.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 3: I like trend it up. It looks like realistic. Now
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 8: You look at uh so that house. There's houses that
Speaker 8: were haunted, they would say, and they would like start
Speaker 8: these rumors around town, and then when mysterious noises start happening,
Speaker 8: that's when headstuff says, whoever that is. Kate and Maggie
Speaker 8: started claiming they'd been contacted with the spirits making some sounds.
Speaker 8: They claimed that mister Splitfoot, and it wasn't long they
Speaker 8: called him mister split Foot, the spirit that they were
Speaker 8: talking to, and it wasn't This is the Fox Sisters
Speaker 8: in the seventeen hundreds, the Victorian era, So they were
Speaker 8: using this to swindle people.
Speaker 9: And it was said that long.
Speaker 8: It wasn't long before a neighbors started asking what was
Speaker 8: going on the first time they demonstrated their abilities in
Speaker 8: public was on November fourteenth, eighteen forty nine, in the
Speaker 8: eighteen hundreds, and it was soon escalated into national tours
Speaker 8: and the development of the spiritualism, which essentially evolved into
Speaker 8: holding seances to summoned spirits and all that type of
Speaker 8: fun jazz and you know, and this is what kind
Speaker 8: of led to even though it's been repeatedly debunked, and
Speaker 8: we'll eventually probably do a whole episode aout the Fox
Speaker 8: Sisters because they're as real. We actually talked about them
Speaker 8: on the episode we do with Anton when you play
Speaker 8: your famous character Trudeau. But like they they were just
Speaker 8: they were fraudsters, you know, like the Warrens. So now
Speaker 8: in modern necromancy, you know, they say that like people
Speaker 8: like things like the Ouiji Board, Spiritualism technically have their
Speaker 8: roots in necromancy and the ones. The one religion that's
Speaker 8: still based around the entire idea is uh quim band
Speaker 8: a bum or what the fuck is this ship? Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: I actually don't know what this is. I'm going to
Speaker 8: look it up very quickly. Quim ben, I miss you
Speaker 8: being here when you're like you can look at these
Speaker 8: words and also mispronounce them, so I didn't look like
Speaker 8: such an idiot.
Speaker 3: That didn't happen.
Speaker 9: All the time.
Speaker 8: Oh so it's an Afro Brazilian religion. I get weird
Speaker 8: that focus.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a you know who is into kubanda
Speaker 3: bum quim banda quinn banda.
Speaker 8: It says that the spirit spirit medium ship religion that
Speaker 8: focused on male spirits called exos and their female counterparts
Speaker 8: called poomba pomba grass pumba grass. It is referred to
Speaker 8: as umba bendad m benda.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 8: That's a weird thing. Do you know about that?
Speaker 3: Hello, that you're looking stuff up and you missed. You
Speaker 3: missed a good part. You'll see it when you come back. Okay,
Speaker 3: what nothing?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 17: Who?
Speaker 15: Who?
Speaker 5: You say?
Speaker 8: Practice?
Speaker 3: Do not worry about it?
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, because I'm looking at like screens. Obviously, according
Speaker 8: to uh whatever, this it's a Brusil It's mostly Brazilian,
Speaker 8: describes as one of the African religious systems belief systems.
Speaker 8: At the center of the religion a spirit called xus
Speaker 8: and pomba gras, grass and o gum, which practice practice
Speaker 8: practitioners call upon rituals called trabulhus.
Speaker 3: This has been a fun episode of how badly.
Speaker 8: Can You's all I'm going to speak these languages.
Speaker 11: Get a fucking Get an Indian person to say any
Speaker 11: Canadian word or any English word.
Speaker 8: Get it a Chinese man. You can get a Chinese
Speaker 8: man to say x. I can't even say it. I
Speaker 8: was like xpiac with fouls, fund of doses or whatever.
Speaker 8: Super Get an Indian person to say Canada, you know,
Speaker 8: Chinese person, get it?
Speaker 5: Can it?
Speaker 9: Chinese person say lemon? Okay, fuck off?
Speaker 3: Well they did that on purpose. You know that, remen,
Speaker 3: You know that, you know that. That's why exists Lumen.
Speaker 3: That's that's the big troll I've ever heard from a
Speaker 3: successful CEO. Ever. That's fucking That is borderline hilarious. I
Speaker 3: don't care who's mad about it. That's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: You went out of your way to name your company
Speaker 3: a thing that Chinese people can't say. It was funny.
Speaker 8: It's all jokes, everybody. If you get offended, you're probably
Speaker 8: in the wrong place. Man, my mustache is all out
Speaker 8: of whack. So this is where it's gonna get fun.
Speaker 8: We have videos and stuff coming up, and images and
Speaker 8: fun offensive costumes, Billy, we got a little bit to
Speaker 8: go since I.
Speaker 3: Wonder how offensive or how like quickly we're gonna get censored.
Speaker 9: It's fine, it's a costume.
Speaker 8: We just gotta stop saying his name because I for
Speaker 8: fect that is not a good time.
Speaker 3: No, this is this is I'm trying to be. Do
Speaker 3: you not see that, Carlie Chaplin?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 3: Do you not see the costume? This is? This is
Speaker 3: clearly like Elizabeth Franklin. And see who I'm trying to be?
Speaker 9: Obviously, who the fuck is Elizabeth Franklin?
Speaker 3: Missus Franklin.
Speaker 9: I don't know who that is?
Speaker 8: The first lady Elizabeth Franklin, Like Rose frank.
Speaker 3: What Franklin's wife is her name? Not Elizabeth?
Speaker 8: Who the fuck is Franklin? The turtle? Sure, okay, you're
Speaker 8: gonna like this one.
Speaker 3: You got me questioning myself now, I think I'm wondering
Speaker 3: if I'm even right.
Speaker 8: Okay, you're gonna like this one, so when you're prepared,
Speaker 8: this is gonna get wild.
Speaker 3: Ok go for it.
Speaker 8: Okay, you ever heard of necro pants?
Speaker 9: Bro have you?
Speaker 3: Well you've fucking shown me it.
Speaker 9: Don't worry, man, this is gonna get crazy.
Speaker 8: No, necro pants are not a set of elite dungeons
Speaker 8: and dragons magic wear that gives you a sweet plus
Speaker 8: two damage bonus to the unholy spells. Nor is it
Speaker 8: the nickname for Michael Jackson's red vinyl laggings from thriller.
Speaker 8: That's actually funny. There's something quite a bit more insane,
Speaker 8: definitely much more in macabb possibly really profane. Absolutely not
Speaker 8: always down clothing item you want to pick off a
Speaker 8: discount rack at the gap. So necro pants or not
Speaker 8: broke in Icelandic literally means corpse breeches and are exactly
Speaker 8: okay what I.
Speaker 3: Was so close? It's his daughter in law, it's not
Speaker 3: his wife.
Speaker 9: Who the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Benjamin Franklin's daughter.
Speaker 8: Did you know that his fucking house? They found a
Speaker 8: bunch of dead bodies in his basement.
Speaker 3: Franklin?
Speaker 8: Yes, look it up. Look up Benjamin Franklin, skeletons, George Washington.
Speaker 8: You know it is Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 3: You know what is suiting though? When I searched alzament Franklin,
Speaker 3: the very first thing that comes up is costume designer.
Speaker 9: That's why I keep doing this.
Speaker 3: Oh to me the funnier brother, But nobody pays attention.
Speaker 9: Goss.
Speaker 3: The dudes like they like the fucking fat little one.
Speaker 8: Now get the tattoo and get in the line.
Speaker 3: The bag heads.
Speaker 8: There's that joke where it's like, it shows the tattoo,
Speaker 8: it shows the tattoos. It's like, why is only the thousands?
Speaker 8: Where's the million tattoos? You know?
Speaker 9: It's like, well, they only get mad and they're freaking out.
Speaker 8: So necro pants uh literally means corpse breeches and are
Speaker 8: exactly your worst guess at what they could be? Skin
Speaker 8: pants as in literally a dude's skin worn as pants.
Speaker 8: Genitals included everybody, Here we go, corpse pants. These are
Speaker 8: in a museum.
Speaker 3: Why does that look like wood?
Speaker 9: Here you go, billy?
Speaker 3: Oh, is that what happens to your dick after you die?
Speaker 8: I guess so, man, I'm glad that one's a little
Speaker 8: more I thought I had more fucking images.
Speaker 3: That's said.
Speaker 12: I didn't realize this was just like Tom size dicks.
Speaker 12: Though I thought like, normal.
Speaker 9: Hey, look at that guy.
Speaker 8: He's hanging. He's hanging for a dead guy. A little bit,
Speaker 8: it's not like it's.
Speaker 6: This mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Goa she'l see if she's okay.
Speaker 9: This is a little bad.
Speaker 8: This would be you.
Speaker 9: I'm circumcised.
Speaker 3: So Heller, there's a the pub, the pub I'm working
Speaker 3: at right now, they want to do h because they
Speaker 3: found out I'm missing a tooth, so they want to
Speaker 3: do the hangover thing for Halloween.
Speaker 12: So I was like, all, yeah, I'll go pick up
Speaker 12: a bowling shirt. And there's those This sweet Filipino man.
Speaker 12: He is the most lovely fucking human being I've ever
Speaker 12: interacted with. And everybody's first reactions like we need him
Speaker 12: to be mister chow.
Speaker 3: I miss I brought it up to him and he's like,
Speaker 3: I've never seen the movie, Like go watch it and
Speaker 3: you're mister chow. Here you go. Just he's such a
Speaker 3: nice person. Then fuck.
Speaker 8: Just a bunch of pictures of necropants, isn't that fun?
Speaker 12: Some of them look like would like they're some of
Speaker 12: your what happens? What happens if you're the wrong sized feet.
Speaker 8: Like, I don't know, so it says though, like so
Speaker 8: uh in genitals included, uh, mismatched size not within standing,
Speaker 8: so you have to the sizes. I'm kind of shrugging
Speaker 8: our shoulders sheared off his corpse, no less in one go,
Speaker 8: in one piece, holding ready to slide into some skinny
Speaker 8: jeans like you're an emo kid man in the early
Speaker 8: two thousands.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 8: Basically, just imagine if hammibal Lecter had a particular pajamas
Speaker 8: or maybe according to the stories Joseph Mangela or doing
Speaker 8: quotations or some of the things that they said that
Speaker 8: one of the things they said that they had was
Speaker 8: a jerk off machine. Man, that's a lie. And there's
Speaker 8: a fucking thing that they look look at, this is
Speaker 8: the hand that they used. They literally claim that they
Speaker 8: were jerking people off to death. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 8: I don't know what to believe anymore.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 8: You guys are just like constantly, Oh, there's beheaded babies,
Speaker 8: and then then it's like, no, actually, your.
Speaker 15: Dick would receipt at that point, Yeah, I know, there
Speaker 15: would be a point where your dick like naturally, like
Speaker 15: just like shrivels up so fucking badly you can't get
Speaker 15: it anymore.
Speaker 8: This is called subversion. This is literally called subversion. That's
Speaker 8: what they do. They they say, what is that? What
Speaker 8: is that meme supposed to be? It's a penis. I'm
Speaker 8: just kidding. It's a beer. It's glasses clinking.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought that was I thought those are two hands.
Speaker 3: I thought she's talking about this.
Speaker 9: It's subversiveness.
Speaker 8: You see this everywhere, right, And it's just like, oh, like, yeah,
Speaker 8: there's a there's a jerk off machine. You know, the
Speaker 8: Nazis did it. And it's just like, are you sure
Speaker 8: about that? And it's just like, are you just saying
Speaker 8: weird ship because you just want to make it even weirder,
Speaker 8: because you guys are subversive communist that just want to
Speaker 8: project your own weird ship on the rest of the world.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, when you're when we're
Speaker 3: down the rabbit.
Speaker 12: Hole as bad as we are, like, oh, it's not
Speaker 12: even Oh I'm just missing this is my new favorite mustache.
Speaker 8: So if I go like this, there's me, how do
Speaker 8: I switch to this?
Speaker 11: To you?
Speaker 8: It says press one shift, one shift, How do I
Speaker 8: do that as you.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but this is good.
Speaker 8: I can't laugh because the mustache is like in the
Speaker 8: way put back on the the other one, take off
Speaker 8: the other two. Uh so funny, man, This is crazy
Speaker 8: because necro pants pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: So it's like if Annibal Lichter had had a particular
Speaker 8: pajamas preferences of face mac preference and stead it's like
Speaker 8: a leather face was like, you know, he was more
Speaker 8: ashamed of his lower half. So he's like cutting off
Speaker 8: the the body parts of some you know, like rotten.
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, Ron Jeremy, that guy's disgusting. You know,
Speaker 8: he's digging up the corpse of like uh, John Holmes,
Speaker 8: you know, and just like wearing his pants so he
Speaker 8: can look like he has a big dick on him,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean. However, necro pants weren't fashioned
Speaker 8: by anyone so villainous. Rather than as Atlas Obscura explains,
Speaker 8: they were part of a parcel of a suit of
Speaker 8: widely believed rich, realistic, oddly specific pre Christian folklore circulating
Speaker 8: in Iceland since and at least the eleventh century. Bear
Speaker 8: in mind, the Iceland, despite extremely progressive quotation values. Is
Speaker 8: also a country where as of twenty seventeen, fifty four
Speaker 8: percent of the people still believe in elves.
Speaker 3: Fifty bro, why why is your bookmark? Say porn? Hug it?
Speaker 9: Says Quimbomba.
Speaker 3: I thought he was just gonna panic and close it.
Speaker 9: I got whatever that Quimbomba shit is.
Speaker 3: That's from Bomba.
Speaker 8: Oh that's coming on the right screen anyway.
Speaker 3: So do you matter?
Speaker 8: So however, necro pants, Yeah, we're fashioned and so crazy.
Speaker 8: So get this people, they still believe in elves. Billy
Speaker 8: fifty four percent to this day of icelandic people still
Speaker 8: believe in elves.
Speaker 9: That crazy.
Speaker 3: They're all basically the same size.
Speaker 8: That's funny, right, you're a funny guy, man, am I am?
Speaker 3: I wrong?
Speaker 9: It's funny.
Speaker 8: So you actually met Billy? He's four foot three. He
Speaker 8: just tries to project his insecurities and other people.
Speaker 3: That is exactly how tall I am.
Speaker 10: You.
Speaker 3: Actually, you nailed it. I think, Hey, he can fuck off.
Speaker 3: I'm four six four three?
Speaker 9: Would you fucking bidget?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 9: Where'd your mustache go?
Speaker 3: Dude? It was killing me. I'm done. I'm over it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can take out of your tea I'm.
Speaker 8: Done so so yeah, it's so crazy to get this.
Speaker 9: So this is so messed up.
Speaker 3: You can take this page off.
Speaker 8: By the way, you know what the neckro pants anymore?
Speaker 8: So get this, dude, I'm gonna star everybody. Look at this.
Speaker 8: Look at this.
Speaker 3: It looks like wood. It was.
Speaker 9: Oh, it's good for get this, Okay.
Speaker 8: They believe in elves still fifty four population. It's like
Speaker 8: the Irish believing in the Lucky Charms, the leprechauns.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 8: You know, back in the day, a rainbow used to
Speaker 8: mean just leprechauns. All I knew of a rainbow was
Speaker 8: was like leprechauns is all I knew about it. It's like, oh,
Speaker 8: it's a dude like lucky Charms, and there's a pot
Speaker 8: of goal at the end of it. And now if
Speaker 8: you go at the end of the rainbow you find
Speaker 8: a trans man with his dick tuck between his legs?
Speaker 3: Is that is that what the rainbow means?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 9: Would you fuck me?
Speaker 3: Fuck fucked me? What is that?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 3: What is that what they're teaching now? And they're in
Speaker 3: they're a to Z plus me books.
Speaker 8: Look at how many schools have the pride flag I
Speaker 8: would like, I'm I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not making jokes about that.
Speaker 12: I'm making jokes about them actually teaching about the end
Speaker 12: of the rainbow at transmit with the dick tuck between
Speaker 12: his legs.
Speaker 8: Wow, it's getting to that point right. Used to be
Speaker 8: it was baked. It was we want to be accepted,
Speaker 8: and then it was like, no, bake the cake or
Speaker 8: we'll sue you. And now it's like, oh, bring your
Speaker 8: kids to a drag show, or you're a racist, bigot,
Speaker 8: homophobic nazi. You know the world has changed, you know,
Speaker 8: get into it. Luigi, You're gonna you. You either you
Speaker 8: you either become a far you either get far right
Speaker 8: or you die.
Speaker 3: Oh there's something I want to do. One second.
Speaker 9: Wait, we're not done, necro pants. Let me get all
Speaker 9: the videos on.
Speaker 3: Sick. Where is it?
Speaker 12: King Mala, Bully, Bully, Gangster, hip hop, hitlerk the scene
Speaker 12: it's you and me and we're going to dance like
Speaker 12: it's nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 9: Just keep that on for a bit.
Speaker 3: Stupid.
Speaker 8: So these Fialleto friends take take about this is crazy.
Speaker 8: Where the central component of a spell use get into
Speaker 8: the cast or unlimited wealth, and where the where did
Speaker 8: the money come from for this unlimited wealth? Well, it
Speaker 8: was from the scrotum.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would you were ruining the rhymes. You were
Speaker 3: so close. It was coming from the Jewish bank account.
Speaker 9: Very true.
Speaker 8: They do have the biggest skin bank in the world
Speaker 8: and the biggest organ bank in general.
Speaker 9: So it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Got my skin, they got yours. You're you're fucking you're,
Speaker 3: you're compromised. You can't even talk about this. Your your
Speaker 3: your goods are in their bank.
Speaker 9: But anyway, I've the biggest balls you could imagine.
Speaker 3: That's disgusting. I don't care.
Speaker 8: That's not what I'm going to put them on your
Speaker 8: eyeballs and I'm gonna give you a what's that called.
Speaker 8: There's a word for it, Uh, an Arabian goggle. That's
Speaker 8: why I put my balls in your eyes and stick
Speaker 8: my dick in your mouth.
Speaker 3: Fucking you.
Speaker 8: Why the scrotum? Why this?
Speaker 9: It's the pre luned pantaloons, get it? Perhaps?
Speaker 8: Uh? Yeah, so pretty weird.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 8: But first you have to find find a destitute widow
Speaker 8: and steal a coin from her, then slide it into
Speaker 8: the scrotum along with a strap of parchment inscribed with
Speaker 8: a magical symbol. Okay, and uh, but first you have
Speaker 8: to don the pants skin on skin, and of course
Speaker 8: you have to use the corpse of a friend, so
Speaker 8: I'm gonna have to kill you and then cut off
Speaker 8: your pants and cut off your skin, and then put
Speaker 8: your skin pants on me, and then I finally know
Speaker 8: what it's like to have a small penis.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 8: And then I have to like put a coin inside
Speaker 8: your balls, and then you possess me, and you're like,
Speaker 8: it's me, billy, I have a bunch of bad dad jokes.
Speaker 8: I don't like that nursery, so fucked man. Then you
Speaker 8: slide the coin into the scrotum, along with this magic
Speaker 8: parchment paper with a magician and symbol. But first you
Speaker 8: have to don the pants. But then only one who
Speaker 8: dies of natural causes, so it won't take long for
Speaker 8: you to die with smoking cigarettes. Then you've automatically got
Speaker 8: positioned permission to take the skins. As long as you
Speaker 8: die of natural causes, it's.
Speaker 3: Fine, it's fine, that's all that matters.
Speaker 8: But after the friend has been buried, and then just
Speaker 8: dig him up, grab a potato peeler or whatever, follow
Speaker 8: the procedure, and boom, infinite wealth. Oh yeah, and how
Speaker 8: does the infinite wealth thing happen? The original stolen coin
Speaker 8: from the widow just you have a widow as that sucks,
Speaker 8: just sort of produces further coins within the scrotum. So
Speaker 8: you put one coin in and then the bull sack
Speaker 8: just produces more coins. This is like some weird Jewish magic.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: Lie I I got nothing, but did we mention?
Speaker 8: But did we mention that the spell is broken if
Speaker 8: you take any money out?
Speaker 3: Joke's on you.
Speaker 8: Seriously, though, the ritual is so freakish and convoluted that
Speaker 8: sounds more like a prank of someone that was maybe like,
Speaker 8: but this.
Speaker 9: Is a real it's a real thing.
Speaker 8: It's a real thing that people like did they're supposed
Speaker 8: to be practiced. But to me, I'm surprised, as I isolated,
Speaker 8: because it does sound something some a little jewy. So
Speaker 8: here we go, everybody, let's get into some offensive costumes.
Speaker 8: I have a ton I actually have a whole site
Speaker 8: with offensive costumes, so this will be fun. First off,
Speaker 8: just again to the topic of what we're doing. Uh juveeee.
Speaker 8: It's Wolverine with that.
Speaker 3: That's really funny. Actually, that's creative, man, that's it. That's
Speaker 3: a good one. I never actually came up with that.
Speaker 8: Smarty, that's just kind of funny.
Speaker 12: It's well, I love how but light's got a skirt.
Speaker 8: They both have skirts. There's supposed to be worn.
Speaker 3: Ones up, Peter pan.
Speaker 8: H breathalyzer, for give a breath, test man, put your
Speaker 8: dick rad in there.
Speaker 9: Blow me.
Speaker 3: No nah, for you showed the best one first plenty.
Speaker 9: This one's sweet.
Speaker 3: You can't do that in Canada anymore.
Speaker 8: Now they will screaming death to Canada.
Speaker 3: That's fun. You're pretty sure.
Speaker 8: At the zoollumination they got heads on skulls and ship
Speaker 8: another one. It's smart though for a drinking costume. It's
Speaker 8: like yagger bo yagger bombs right, it's.
Speaker 3: A know But the best part is you'd never be
Speaker 3: allowed to walk into a bar with that because they'd
Speaker 3: be like, okay, well I know, no outside liquor please.
Speaker 11: Oh wait, that's justin Trudeau, isn't it. They is show
Speaker 11: on Earth man.
Speaker 8: That's fun. This one's dark. Wow, I told you it's
Speaker 8: gonna even darker when I show you some of the
Speaker 8: ones that I have.
Speaker 9: I don't know who this is supposed to be?
Speaker 8: Ship, who's that supposed to be not Houston. Oh wow,
Speaker 8: and that's the coke on her nose. That's hilarious. Wow,
Speaker 8: that's fucking dark man.
Speaker 3: He also told us a bit of died real quick.
Speaker 3: Is that that's that's how she died? Right?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she died in the bathroo. I'm pretty sure, Yeah,
Speaker 8: I thought so.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Do you think I'm spooky Halloween? The man? That old
Speaker 8: man looks like a creepy Peto say.
Speaker 3: He's so happy to have his costume. Is in a
Speaker 3: good mood.
Speaker 9: You told us about this on one episode, didn't you.
Speaker 4: Oh, I have Oscar Savonia, the greatest legless runner.
Speaker 3: Mhm, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 9: Dark Knight Dark now.
Speaker 8: It was so the audio listeners are not gonna be
Speaker 8: able to get any of this stuff. I'll cut it
Speaker 8: all out.
Speaker 3: But mm hmmm, I don't get that one.
Speaker 8: There's a there is I kept trying to think who
Speaker 8: this was. There is a thing behind this. That's that
Speaker 8: football player.
Speaker 9: That little Wayne bro is that little Wayne? He looks
Speaker 9: just like.
Speaker 12: That of next year Little Wayne. Charles Barker need money
Speaker 12: for DNA test love? Girlfriend might be sister Oh ship,
Speaker 12: What a weird What a weird fucking Halloween costume.
Speaker 3: Not that's one, the one prior. But okay, what is
Speaker 3: a Skittles snapple in your black.
Speaker 8: He's just doing blackface?
Speaker 3: Check this out?
Speaker 9: Is this offensive?
Speaker 8: Man? She was my jam back.
Speaker 3: In the day.
Speaker 8: Love me some Hiller duff?
Speaker 9: Is that offensive?
Speaker 8: I don't think the the dress up Native ship is
Speaker 8: offensive at all.
Speaker 3: And I'm not Indians change their name.
Speaker 8: Well, no, they're you know you know that the black
Speaker 8: the Redskins or the black Man the black Hawks. It
Speaker 8: was approved by the Blackhawk Nation. I think it was
Speaker 8: that one. It was approved by them.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 8: It's funny about all this ship about blackface and and
Speaker 8: and not being able to do it. I I told so.
Speaker 8: I joked about with the daggle of wien Stream. I
Speaker 8: joked with Derek love the costumes. Thanks bro, hope. Everyone's
Speaker 8: getting wasted on this thing?
Speaker 9: Is is that? Like I joked?
Speaker 8: I was like, did I tell you that I went
Speaker 8: I did brown face when I was twelve in a play.
Speaker 8: And Derek's like, no, no, you gotta tell me. So
Speaker 8: I told him the whole story about you guys have
Speaker 8: heard it, but I told uh an Indian guy because
Speaker 8: everyone works the Indian guy. Now it seems like because
Speaker 8: this India has taken over Canada, another's forty interference, all
Speaker 8: sorts of shit that I can't stop talking about it
Speaker 8: because I'm like, wow, our country's being destroyed and actively
Speaker 8: being Yeah, it's it's really bad.
Speaker 9: I could go on and on and on.
Speaker 8: But I told him he's an Hindu guy, but like
Speaker 8: I joked him that he's white on the inside because
Speaker 8: he acts like and kind of wants to try to
Speaker 8: come accustomed to what do we do over here? And uh,
Speaker 8: I told him, but the whole story, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 8: the dress en and brown face.
Speaker 9: I think we did it two or three times.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 9: I was only twelve.
Speaker 8: They put the little fucking eye long Harrison put my
Speaker 8: little butt on my head and I was a delivery guy,
Speaker 8: I said, combing dud. And I came on stage and uh,
Speaker 8: he's like, do you know who got do you know
Speaker 8: who got offended?
Speaker 3: Overnut?
Speaker 8: Like he's like talking his Indian accent, and I was like,
Speaker 8: and he's like and I was like, who, he's like
Speaker 8: white people and he was like and I was like yeah, and.
Speaker 9: He's like yeah, He's like that's funny. We don't care.
Speaker 8: And I was He's like, I think that would be funny,
Speaker 8: and I was like, exactly, it's always white people or
Speaker 8: some liberal black people that get offended by this ship.
Speaker 8: But if you ask other people, it's funny to them, but.
Speaker 12: They do they do that culture thing too, is like
Speaker 12: how much a culture approach? They did that video in
Speaker 12: the college campus study and they were like, Okay, they
Speaker 12: asked a bunch of white people. They're like, is this
Speaker 12: a cultural appropriation? If so, would you rate it on
Speaker 12: a scale one attendance how bad it is? And it's
Speaker 12: a guy walking around pretending to be Mexican. Yeah, I
Speaker 12: saw oranges, and then he go walks us at every
Speaker 12: single white person is like ten, ten, you can't do that.
Speaker 12: You're not Spanish. You're not Spanish. And then he walks
Speaker 12: up to Mexican people and they're like, oh, it's pretty.
Speaker 3: Good, not ba you're clothes.
Speaker 8: And he goes to like he go he goes to
Speaker 8: Mexico or whatever, or like the Mexican side of town
Speaker 8: or camera.
Speaker 9: I've seen that video.
Speaker 8: You have to understand that people that are actually like Japanese,
Speaker 8: an African or even Indian that like they would think
Speaker 8: it's funny. Uh, they're not offended as you because guess
Speaker 8: what they weren't raising this environment where all these communists
Speaker 8: subversive ideologies had been pumped in your skull to be
Speaker 8: like this is bad because guess what that does. It
Speaker 8: causes division. I did a video if you guys can
Speaker 8: watch it on my fun Instagram Rapatilia and Tom. But
Speaker 8: I point the the liberals have a thing on the
Speaker 8: Canadian government website called the Wheel of Privilege. And the
Speaker 8: more that you go in, the closer you are to
Speaker 8: the center, the more privilege you have. This is a
Speaker 8: communist ideology how they cause divide people. And in the center,
Speaker 8: it's like if you're a white male, if you own property.
Speaker 8: And then so I talked about this right just quickly,
Speaker 8: I just said, so I was born white. It wasn't
Speaker 8: my fault. It's just what happened. And I'm also didn't
Speaker 8: choose it. Also didn't choose to be a male. And
Speaker 8: also if my parents or people I know own property,
Speaker 8: it's because they worked hard. My grandfather was raising the
Speaker 8: Great Depression. He worked at eleven years old. Okay, my
Speaker 8: grandfather worked his ass off to earn property at a
Speaker 8: time where Canada wasn't as fucked as it was, and
Speaker 8: you could live off of one income and that still
Speaker 8: wasn't enough because my grandmother was a nurse. And this
Speaker 8: whole idea of white privilege is nonsense. And there is
Speaker 8: a fact that white privilege should exist in places where
Speaker 8: the country is majority white because people that built the country.
Speaker 8: It's true. Man, people need to stop with this bullshit. Man,
Speaker 8: you are literally falling for communist ideologies that will destroy us.
Speaker 8: All that is a fucking fact. Okay, we're gonna keep going.
Speaker 9: I got more. I was gonna I was bringing up
Speaker 9: Ann Frank.
Speaker 8: So here's one.
Speaker 3: What was that? What was that combine? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, so before we get in some videos, this
Speaker 8: is a fun one. So these are the thirty five
Speaker 8: most offensive costumes, and they'll come with explanations.
Speaker 9: Right, that's that lion killer. Remember that guy that killed.
Speaker 3: All the lions or whatever, Joe exotic.
Speaker 9: No, there's that guy that killed these lions in front
Speaker 9: of or whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 9: Either it's Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't see his face. I didn't see his face.
Speaker 8: Oh oh, never minds Jerryson Dusky.
Speaker 3: That's even looks go up that Biden sexy caution. There
Speaker 3: you go. You love that. That's a wild thing to say.
Speaker 3: And to accuse me of you mother.
Speaker 8: I'd say you.
Speaker 3: You just did that.
Speaker 9: Fucked well.
Speaker 8: You like offensive humor, let me know, we all do.
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna keep drinking. You know who that is, right, Kennedy.
Speaker 8: That's actually a really good costume. Like I would do
Speaker 8: that with Chelsea if you wanted.
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 8: Fun that's kind of funny. His his skull being popped
Speaker 8: off the top of his head is some of the
Speaker 8: gnarliest ship and that's in our intro. Now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 8: we swapped out. We swapped that Hitler fake and his
Speaker 8: death for JFK got shot in that. And then it's
Speaker 8: just like, huh, I don't know if I switched it
Speaker 8: out to something that was less offensive, because like even
Speaker 8: in the the intro video, it's it's a I generated
Speaker 8: to see it more clearly, and I'm like, so it's
Speaker 8: so quick. I don't know if nobody notices, But like
Speaker 8: I'm I wonder if YouTube, I don't fucking know, man,
Speaker 8: shoot be that bad. It's I found it on YouTube.
Speaker 8: I know YouTube is the worst platform everybody subscribed around
Speaker 8: while we go. We saw this, So this was oh
Speaker 8: ray Rice in his wife. Yeah, so funny. Look at
Speaker 8: the white face.
Speaker 3: Jamaican Bob sled team.
Speaker 9: Yeah so funny.
Speaker 8: The funniest thing in this whole thing is the black
Speaker 8: guy and the look at look at there is black
Speaker 8: guys there that don't care and think it's funny.
Speaker 9: There's a guy in the background.
Speaker 3: Are actually they're all black, except they're doing white face. No,
Speaker 3: because he died. He died, he's been a good Okay.
Speaker 8: There white white, white, white black guy. Black guy right there,
Speaker 8: and I know you couldn't see him becau's so dark.
Speaker 3: He's not white. Look at his hands, this guy, Nope,
Speaker 3: one of the right, This guy one of the right.
Speaker 9: That this is makeup. That's a white guy.
Speaker 8: Look at his hand, his appearance, man, that is this
Speaker 8: is that's a that's a fucking that's a white guy.
Speaker 8: Look at his face, it is so that's a white guy.
Speaker 8: They all have their take up all over their hands. Man,
Speaker 8: that's a white guy. Look at his appearance, man, you
Speaker 8: can definitely tell the difference. There's different facial structures. Now
Speaker 8: let's keep going Goldielocks in the petal bear.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's weird. You're a tampon okay, tampon news.
Speaker 3: He died your Steve Jobs.
Speaker 9: Said Steve Jobs. Hitler hand Frank.
Speaker 3: Christopher Reeves.
Speaker 8: I call myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty three slides.
Speaker 9: I don't know who that is. I'm sure something fucked up, though.
Speaker 3: Someone from Glee died of then od call me Caitlyn. Oh,
Speaker 3: call me Caitlyn. I like that. Help me home? Poor?
Speaker 3: What did Elton John do? He's a pedo, man, They're
Speaker 3: all pedos, Alton John.
Speaker 9: Look at this ship.
Speaker 8: Look at this effort, bro, look at that effort.
Speaker 13: Fuck.
Speaker 3: That is still the most crazy story ever I know.
Speaker 8: Man, these get pretty. Look at she's going along with it. Jesus,
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Bravo. We still have a lot of
Speaker 8: videos to go through. So you're gonna you're gonna be
Speaker 8: here for a bit. It's like so like right in
Speaker 8: your face. It's like, see, I don't think I think
Speaker 8: Mexicans would find that hilarious.
Speaker 9: You're not gonna lie.
Speaker 8: There would be a ton of black guys out there
Speaker 8: that would think that's slice. It's only because people have
Speaker 8: been literally radicalized to believe that this is Like if
Speaker 8: someone did white face, I would think it's funny. On
Speaker 8: the dagg of Lowien Stream, I showed a guy and
Speaker 8: it was a black guy doing white privilege that doesn't
Speaker 8: really exist, and it should if it we live in
Speaker 8: a white country.
Speaker 9: And he's like, he's.
Speaker 8: Wearing a crown and it's like, it's it's a joke, man,
Speaker 8: It's just a joke.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 8: I just take everything so fucking goddamn seriously, that's funny.
Speaker 8: That's just funny for the sake of they get pretty bad. Oh,
Speaker 8: this one's fun woo pants.
Speaker 3: Okay, ew ew ew ew.
Speaker 9: That's pushing it.
Speaker 3: Man, that's a wild costume.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know that's fucked up. All this kid's going
Speaker 8: all out.
Speaker 3: He's so happy.
Speaker 8: He's like, you know what funny this ship is to.
Speaker 3: Be Honestly, he's probably got funny fucking parents. It's true.
Speaker 8: Pregnant none Ray Rice again. South Tower. That's fucked. There's
Speaker 8: I think there's the Twin Terrors.
Speaker 9: Steve Irwin.
Speaker 3: That sucks. That's so fucked.
Speaker 8: I know Aaron didn't show up. Man, fuck Aeron like
Speaker 8: he literally probably fell asleep. I'm very angry at him.
Speaker 3: When happened to the Reds Ted Williams, he goes faceball.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't watch baseball. There you go pre.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you see the kid though on him?
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh my god. It's an air flight crew that
Speaker 8: all died for them though. That's just fun. Though, there's
Speaker 8: some that are just fun.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a baby alien.
Speaker 12: I thought that was that was trying to be a
Speaker 12: metaphor for having sex with a child and.
Speaker 8: Ew oh that's funny though to do this like at
Speaker 8: the same time, like whatever people like. Obviously he's perceived
Speaker 8: as a very evil person that probably did evil things
Speaker 8: and the movement was hijacked. But I actually, like just
Speaker 8: want to encourage people just go listen to his speeches
Speaker 8: on YouTube. Just do it just for fun, just to
Speaker 8: see see what you think afterwards.
Speaker 9: Is he or is he not?
Speaker 8: Or maybe is he both?
Speaker 3: You know he is?
Speaker 9: But well, history victory, history is written by the picture.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the Boston is pretty brutal.
Speaker 8: I will say that I think that guy is probably
Speaker 8: the most lied about person in history, if you actually
Speaker 8: read into anything other than when the mainstream media is
Speaker 8: telling you and the subversive people that own our governments.
Speaker 8: Just a fact, just a fact if you're actually looking
Speaker 8: to it. Casey Anthony, Max, it's Casey Anthony. You know
Speaker 8: who she is, right, we should cover her at some point. Actually,
Speaker 8: Casey Anthony was the person she murdered her kid, kid
Speaker 8: kids kid kid and faked it like you said, their
Speaker 8: boyfriend was very It's a very fucked up story. So
Speaker 8: everybody like listening or watching because of this thing, just
Speaker 8: just to understand that I'm mostly joking about everything I say, right, Like,
Speaker 8: people sometimes take things way too seriously. So dom who say, Nobama,
Speaker 8: come on, that's kind of clever.
Speaker 3: That is very clever, like weird, Like that's fucking funny.
Speaker 8: People are start taking Chris Brown and Rihanna that is nuts.
Speaker 3: She looks very happy.
Speaker 8: He looks very happy. Serena Willie, Wow, that is so crazy.
Speaker 8: It's crazy that people are actually like they follow through
Speaker 8: with this ship and realistic. If you're just going drunk
Speaker 8: to a party, right, you're realist. In early two thousands,
Speaker 8: late nineties, like nobody cared. There wasn't this whole culture
Speaker 8: around being like, oh, you know, it's my feelings, so
Speaker 8: like this would be so it would be something that
Speaker 8: if your friend like dressed up like a black guy
Speaker 8: at a party in a small town or even like
Speaker 8: some bigger cities. It wouldn't be this big crazy thing.
Speaker 8: It wouldn't be.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 9: It was just a joke.
Speaker 8: So people, we've gotten such a weird place in our
Speaker 8: society where it's like people can't that's nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, woman doing it? It's fun, that's fun. This guy again,
Speaker 3: Teyvon martin a case being a particular person. I don't
Speaker 3: know who that.
Speaker 8: Is, all right, I think that's it.
Speaker 3: One more Majicy and Jim. It's supposed to be Jemima.
Speaker 3: I think the spelled it wrong.
Speaker 9: Is that fun? I told you I have like Mario
Speaker 9: videos is so fun.
Speaker 3: Watch me set the world fucking record for a speed
Speaker 3: run if I gotta play that god damn game. So
Speaker 3: what the fuck did they do to the Luigi?
Speaker 5: She sucked them up? She chains on?
Speaker 3: Dude, so weird.
Speaker 8: It sucks that Aaron wasn't here because I had so
Speaker 8: much fun stuff, Like I still have fun stuff. But
Speaker 8: check this out. So you'll find this really funny. That
Speaker 8: was actually scary as fuck. You'll find this one very funny.
Speaker 8: This is uh, I think this is realistic.
Speaker 9: Mario.
Speaker 8: Check this out.
Speaker 18: Okay, just watch, just watch It comes to say.
Speaker 6: It no.
Speaker 8: Some of the funny shit I've ever seen, though, so
Speaker 8: many funny things.
Speaker 17: What if you were just casually playing Super Mario and
Speaker 17: found this image in the game. Well, in twenty ten,
Speaker 17: the moderator for a rom sharing site discovered something horrible
Speaker 17: in an anonymous upload of Super Mario World for the SNS.
Speaker 17: Upon starting the game, everything was wrong, levels were bearing,
Speaker 17: enemies were missing, even textboxes super cryptic, including this one
Speaker 17: which states victim number one eyeballs were unable to be found.
Speaker 17: The victim was found lying under curbet cause of death.
Speaker 17: Unknown handmarks with unidentifiable fingerprints found all over the corpse.
Speaker 17: But what makes this even scarier is when the user
Speaker 17: peeked into the game's files, what seems like a random
Speaker 17: text was actually an image file, and once converted, revealed
Speaker 17: this was this victim number one. The rumor goes that
Speaker 17: this is indeed a photograph of a real murder victim. However,
Speaker 17: if you want to know the full story.
Speaker 15: On the false story as a murder victim, good day,
Speaker 15: I'm bold the Neckerman's and today we're doing it on boxing.
Speaker 8: I get it.
Speaker 19: We were in the middle of our tournament where my
Speaker 19: friend John said he found a body in the bushes
Speaker 19: over there. I ran over there because I'm a healing
Speaker 19: monk to try and help, but obviously my magic wasn't
Speaker 19: strong enough because the dude body was missing ahead. So
Speaker 19: my friend decided to try to use a necromancer spell,
Speaker 19: which didn't work, which I knew it wouldn't, and apparently
Speaker 19: we contaminated the crime scene because that spell uses a
Speaker 19: lot of glitter.
Speaker 3: Real story, I'm pretty sure I know I've seen that
Speaker 3: one too.
Speaker 9: They found a real dead body and this guy's like.
Speaker 3: Glitter on it, like it was a necromancy spell.
Speaker 14: It's not funny you told me to dress a cow.
Speaker 9: It's not funny, man, Maybe fun memories.
Speaker 3: That's a wholesome girl versus a fucking slut.
Speaker 8: True that man? Okay, Realistically, men, I'll play it again.
Speaker 8: Which one would you rather marry?
Speaker 3: No, I'd want the one in the It's.
Speaker 5: Not funny you told me to dress.
Speaker 3: Like a cow, the cow one, the full inflatable.
Speaker 9: Realistically, right, at the end of the.
Speaker 3: Day, it's a thousand time to me.
Speaker 8: It is funny what especially modern women think that men
Speaker 8: want compared to like, you know what, I mean like, yeah,
Speaker 8: they for gratification, sure or whatever, you can do this
Speaker 8: or that, but realistically that's not what men are looking
Speaker 8: for at all.
Speaker 3: If you're talking about like a one night stam, that's
Speaker 3: a different thing.
Speaker 8: But yeah, but that's but most women are not doing
Speaker 8: that though, Like you know what I mean, they're they
Speaker 8: want Okay, they are doing that, but I'm saying they
Speaker 8: want at the end of the day, they do want
Speaker 8: a man that's going to marry them, to take care
Speaker 8: of them, to be a princess. And the thing that
Speaker 8: they're they don't want that is a lie. That's communism,
Speaker 8: communist version.
Speaker 3: I love that Hobson does.
Speaker 12: A really good line on that to keep shaking your
Speaker 12: ass at this trip called like Prince Charmings waiting out Back.
Speaker 8: No, it's crazy. Hobson has that. The songs that he's
Speaker 8: done about his like breakup and with that that chick
Speaker 8: that literally cheated with a bodybuilder or whatever, those are
Speaker 8: more impactful and like It's all Your Fault is a
Speaker 8: really good song. Hotel in Sydney, Like those songs are
Speaker 8: crazy good because it's his real pain.
Speaker 9: A hotel in Sydney.
Speaker 8: Shit's crazy because it plays he got arrested in jail
Speaker 8: because she accused him of like beating her when he did, like, man,
Speaker 8: and I believe him because she sounds fucking crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I was waiting for you. You're supposed to be like her.
Speaker 8: I was actually a surprised Dutch is not in the chat.
Speaker 9: Just get out of work.
Speaker 8: But I wanted to man, we're still going a little
Speaker 8: bit happy Halloween. I wanted to say, hey, uh, no, misfita,
Speaker 8: you are competing. I'm surprised Dutch is not here, and
Speaker 8: he's probably like, what the fuck there you go?
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, wait a minute, Wait a minute, I'm drunk.
Speaker 3: Hitller a thing.
Speaker 8: That's actually well, I just have to do this.
Speaker 11: It back on, like I I don't know the rest
Speaker 11: of me.
Speaker 9: Go go put the must back mustache back on. The idea.
Speaker 8: I put my joint in the back way. The idea
Speaker 8: of Mario saluting is the funniest ship. Just this is
Speaker 8: the this is uh listen, this is just the Roman
Speaker 8: salute YouTube.
Speaker 9: Just a joke.
Speaker 8: Everybody, calm down. YouTube used to be this fun fucking thing. Man,
Speaker 8: and I I know years ago we probably would have
Speaker 8: got so much attention. But YouTube has become this literally
Speaker 8: censorship platform. It's very sad. So what do we else
Speaker 8: do we have?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 8: Willie, Uh the cows women you know, men, men want
Speaker 8: women women here. Uh stop being subveted by the communist choose.
Speaker 3: All right, play video, Go get scissors and match me.
Speaker 3: It's done.
Speaker 11: But it's fun, man, soloweed Man, I love this season.
Speaker 11: It's sad watching. I watched a bunch of like.
Speaker 8: Vintage videos for like, you know that thing I show
Speaker 8: at the beginning where we're like trying to bring people
Speaker 8: into the stream was the video of like all.
Speaker 3: Like be safe for Halloween.
Speaker 8: So there's a bunch of those videos all over YouTube
Speaker 8: of like there's channels that have like a playlist that
Speaker 8: vintage Halloween. It used to be a lot different, right
Speaker 8: because it was like broadcasted all over like TV, and
Speaker 8: it was like there was commercials and there was like
Speaker 8: episodes of shows. I don't feel like it's the same energy.
Speaker 8: I think the world is a very crazy place right now.
Speaker 8: I do like we're geared at for World War three.
Speaker 8: All the economy everyone's broken broken, that's a fact. Everyone's
Speaker 8: on drugs. There's a lot like the leading cause of
Speaker 8: death right now. It's very stone but listen to this.
Speaker 8: The leading cause of death right now from people from
Speaker 8: eighteen to forty five in Canada is fentanyl.
Speaker 16: There's a leading cause of death for that age bracket.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's a fact, man, that's fucking did we live
Speaker 8: in that fucking environment like that? And this thing used
Speaker 8: to be When I'm watching all these vintage videos, I'm like,
Speaker 8: this is where we used to live like this, man,
Speaker 8: this used to be like a fun thing, like everyone
Speaker 8: would get together and we would like go around like
Speaker 8: all these fun commercials. I dressed up like you know,
Speaker 8: me and my buddy was like Wayne and Garth from
Speaker 8: Wayne's World. I was a werewolf. I did have all
Speaker 8: these fun costumes. I feel like everyone thing is gotten
Speaker 8: distorted and everyone's broke and can't afford to buy the
Speaker 8: kids costumes who god knows what, And then spirit Halloween's
Speaker 8: like here, do you want your kids to come to
Speaker 8: a Halloween store and spend two hundred dollars off of
Speaker 8: one single costume because it's so expensive. I bought this there, my.
Speaker 11: Leather face mask face like fifty. My lother face mask
Speaker 11: was eighty dollars eight.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. This was fifty. This whole costume.
Speaker 9: I know who made it.
Speaker 3: Kids in China problems. Yes, yes, Billy kids in China Billy.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck is Billy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah they did it.
Speaker 12: Okay, they even got the collar. They even got it separate.
Speaker 12: You see how as a wholder, it's like a separate
Speaker 12: piece of clothing.
Speaker 5: Baby's in trouble, you, dumb fat.
Speaker 11: Baby's in trouble, you, dumb fat Baby's in trouble, you,
Speaker 11: dumb fat.
Speaker 9: The fact there needs to be a beat after.
Speaker 3: That, I was just gonna say, that's hard into something.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: I got you, every dubecurity person.
Speaker 9: Anyway, I got more.
Speaker 8: And that's why I actually like this one, because like
Speaker 8: I wish, I want like a twenty minute thing. I
Speaker 8: want to like take some mushrooms or like drink heavily
Speaker 8: like I happened tonight. I'd be like, what is it
Speaker 8: like to be inside Mario's world?
Speaker 9: Can I find out?
Speaker 3: Please? But I know I know where to go if
Speaker 3: I'm an ever Star door that you can physically fit
Speaker 3: and do, and then if not, you go into the
Speaker 3: other one.
Speaker 8: Okay. It's so funny because I was trying to, like
Speaker 8: for everybody out there, like I want to like figure
Speaker 8: out what costume me and Billy could do that would
Speaker 8: be very hilarious, but like kind of match both of us.
Speaker 8: I'm the more tubby one.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 8: I am a thick boy.
Speaker 3: Not about weight, it's about height. You are three foot
Speaker 3: two and.
Speaker 11: I'm seven and a half. Okay, basically imagined, I'm normal male. Heint, sir,
Speaker 11: normal male, heint? And uh, Billy, he's like, man, Brett's
Speaker 11: taller than you. Shut the fuck up, Brett.
Speaker 8: He's not.
Speaker 3: He's much taller.
Speaker 8: But I thought it was funny because I was like,
Speaker 8: I always wanted to like Wayne and Garth would be
Speaker 8: very funny. I feel like, one day I just want
Speaker 8: to do that. We've done so many funny costumes over
Speaker 8: the year. I was looking through when I was you
Speaker 8: and Alex were a peanut butter and j uh and
Speaker 8: I was Roddy Roddy Piper. I was like, I'm going
Speaker 8: to be my own costume. I know you guys are
Speaker 8: going to do your own thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I was just cheap, That's all
Speaker 3: I was out there at that point in time. I
Speaker 3: was like, this is fifty bucks, fucking hey, and it's
Speaker 3: two costumes.
Speaker 8: You're I'll add au. Yeah, I'll delete some shit if
Speaker 8: guys want to see this is pretty cool? Why not?
Speaker 8: We're just having fun with this one.
Speaker 3: Lane here.
Speaker 8: Okay, I have the pictures, but let me. I'll play
Speaker 8: one more video. I look for them, then get your reactions.
Speaker 8: I want a fun fact? Well down there, get one.
Speaker 8: You get one fun fact while we wait. Okay, this
Speaker 8: one wasn't initially going to be in my lineup, but
Speaker 8: you asked me to come up with something scary. Okay,
Speaker 8: so I said, okay, I'll come up with a scary
Speaker 8: fun fact.
Speaker 3: You want to know how many fucking people in America
Speaker 3: are incest percentage wise?
Speaker 8: I'm gonna guess twenty five.
Speaker 3: A quarter. You really think a fucking quarter of everybody's incests?
Speaker 9: And can I tell you statistic after when you're done?
Speaker 3: Sure, but really you think a quarter? You think one
Speaker 3: of every four people are incest?
Speaker 8: Okay, that's scary me, but it's it's due to population.
Speaker 8: That's why I want you to finish, so I can
Speaker 8: finish my thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you fucked up. You overshot, and now my
Speaker 3: number doesn't seem as fucking crazy. But it's fifteen.
Speaker 8: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: What did he say, pro do you guys even what
Speaker 3: you guys didn't even react Listen. Well Tom knew what
Speaker 3: it was and it was a shitty jump stat.
Speaker 8: Listen. Okay, how okay, I want okay, guess the percentage
Speaker 8: of how many people are in bred in Pakistan.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's gotta be higher.
Speaker 9: Guess I'm trying to at its.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty thirty?
Speaker 12: No, no it is, and that's you got that off
Speaker 12: some shitty site.
Speaker 3: No, you got that off a fucking garbage site.
Speaker 12: There's no fucking way more than thirty percent of them go.
Speaker 3: There's no way, No fifty you're saying fifty. No, one hundred.
Speaker 8: Seventy five percent of all people in Pakistan are in
Speaker 8: bread Look at it.
Speaker 3: Believe it?
Speaker 8: Look it up.
Speaker 3: Don't believe it?
Speaker 9: Look it up? Ship, look it up.
Speaker 8: Hey remember when I talked about those dolphins that they
Speaker 8: raped out of existence?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look it up.
Speaker 9: Look it up.
Speaker 8: How what is the most inbred population in the world?
Speaker 8: Look it up?
Speaker 9: Do you know what Indias is?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 8: Forty two?
Speaker 3: I feel like you don't know your fucking yeah, pack
Speaker 3: sand just look up?
Speaker 8: Look up? Okay, think about this right? How many people
Speaker 8: are in America?
Speaker 15: Wow?
Speaker 3: Sixty sixty to eighty three percente So yeah, seventy five
Speaker 3: very fair number.
Speaker 8: You just stop start believing me now, man, I'm not
Speaker 8: stupid about these statistics.
Speaker 3: I found that you were stupid. I just thought you
Speaker 3: got your number off.
Speaker 9: No, I have so many. There you are.
Speaker 3: We've been waiting for he shows.
Speaker 8: Up twenty percent. Yeah close, So you know it's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's nuts.
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, I'm like, man, you're we're like, we're.
Speaker 8: Joking about the Goalers and I want to do uh,
Speaker 8: the Winnakers and the Blue Fugate family and all these
Speaker 8: other like.
Speaker 3: Listen, there's been fifteen in America, Blue my fucking money.
Speaker 8: Canada someplaces, some places listen in Canada. Some places claim
Speaker 8: that it's like twenty three percent. Uh, but if you
Speaker 8: think about that, we did listen Brunswick. Yes, we did
Speaker 8: the Golder Plan. We did the Golda Clan episode right
Speaker 8: that actually got a lot of attention for some reason. Uh,
Speaker 8: people love in bread stuff. So we're gonna have to
Speaker 8: keep covering it because for some reason it's like a
Speaker 8: hot topic.
Speaker 3: Well because it's fucking kind of taboo, or it's also
Speaker 3: at the same time.
Speaker 8: Like Dutchess you're at the best part of it, Judge,
Speaker 8: but you're the best part of it. This is like
Speaker 8: the end where we're like, I'm definitely having a buzz. Yeah,
Speaker 8: Billy doesn't believe me, but I tell these facts about
Speaker 8: things you don't believe me, and I'm like, no, that's true,
Speaker 8: and you're like, no, it's not. And then you like,
Speaker 8: just quick, quick, even google search, you know. Okay, So
Speaker 8: here we go. Here's some of the past Halloween special things.
Speaker 8: This will bring everybody back. So you can only watch this.
Speaker 8: I think you still listen to it on platforms, but
Speaker 8: I think you can only watch this is the verse
Speaker 8: special me and Billy ever did. And listening back to
Speaker 8: all these older episodes and stuff that we've done in
Speaker 8: the past recently, it's fun because we were like, oh,
Speaker 8: this will be the first time that we record things
Speaker 8: on video. For a long time, For literally three years,
Speaker 8: we only did things audibly. That's the podcasting was pretty
Speaker 8: much just focused on that. But times have changed and
Speaker 8: there's still nobody here, so maybe one day, just kidding,
Speaker 8: but we did these things and so eventually we of
Speaker 8: these Halloween specials. That was my first idea and this
Speaker 8: was the first one that we did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Banana, Okay, that like I.
Speaker 8: Have my horror stuff set up. It's like, and that's
Speaker 8: all that's on Patreon. You can listen to, I think
Speaker 8: on the show. But I think this is all Patreon stuff. Now,
Speaker 8: first specially we ever did film recorded because if you
Speaker 8: listen back, were definitely having fun crazy. This one makes
Speaker 8: me laugh. Doesn't even look like you a little boy, No, Banana.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, you're an ex is gonna.
Speaker 3: I was like, what like fucking six years ago at
Speaker 3: this point, seven maybe.
Speaker 8: Yeah, twenty eight nineteen, I think twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: No, it had been before that, yeah, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, your timeline is wrong. I've
Speaker 8: looked at things recently.
Speaker 9: So this.
Speaker 3: Before continued Brunswick. The first time.
Speaker 8: Listen the Antona at the Anton's special when we did uh,
Speaker 8: the one with Anton when You're a Trudeau, that was
Speaker 8: twenty twenty two. Yeah, yeah, two years ago.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 8: So then we did the one with Alex that I'll
Speaker 8: bring up next.
Speaker 9: Twenty twenty one.
Speaker 8: So the original thing when we first did this, it
Speaker 8: was just twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, so four four years ago,
Speaker 8: five years ago.
Speaker 3: That's not true. That true special was just last year. No,
Speaker 3: that was two years ago, twenty three. No, it wasn't
Speaker 3: It was just before I moved out here. No it
Speaker 3: wasn't you.
Speaker 9: That was when you did this, you dumb fuck.
Speaker 3: Oh that was just.
Speaker 9: Man, don't test me on time.
Speaker 8: Shit, I know you're crazy. Look at this though, remember
Speaker 8: this time. Sorry for everybody, Sorry for Billy.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 8: Thanks though, well, okay, I should have cut it out.
Speaker 3: But I didn't know you still had the onto this.
Speaker 3: I was all the loo guess, no fucking way, yeah, fun,
Speaker 3: what do you have? Good time?
Speaker 9: Do you still have that big flag?
Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah? I kept that one ship I got
Speaker 3: rid of. That was one of the things that kept.
Speaker 8: You should that was like our our this is where
Speaker 8: we come from.
Speaker 3: You know, am I gonna put it? I can't put
Speaker 3: it over my woods?
Speaker 8: Baby Billy I was like.
Speaker 3: Crazy, Yes, that Billy is crazy. They better stayed over then.
Speaker 8: All right, Just wait, Dutch, he's got numerous Okay, anyone else.
Speaker 3: Think he looks like Wait a minute, Luigi got into
Speaker 3: a fucking fight.
Speaker 9: I fucked him up. All right, there's some videos I'd
Speaker 9: like to show.
Speaker 3: Us, some fucking Mario was getting jumped. Luigi had his
Speaker 3: jump in. Oh you do is grab the candy? Come up?
Speaker 6: Yeah, girls, grab your cat.
Speaker 3: I was likes.
Speaker 9: Yo, oh fuck ah bad.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Everyone's like as soon as you man, we've been
Speaker 8: doing this all night. It's almost three hours. You mean
Speaker 8: Billy's been changing his mustache every time. Actually I only
Speaker 8: did this to mine. I can have no scissors up here.
Speaker 8: Billy took his time to find scissors though. My things
Speaker 8: like done.
Speaker 12: Man, Yeah, I know. That's that's why I didn't mind
Speaker 12: cutting it. I'm like this these adhesive and ship man.
Speaker 8: I was gonna The wife was like can you can
Speaker 8: you be some nice for Halloween? I'm always scaring kids
Speaker 8: and was in the scariest cautus. So I have it
Speaker 8: all on my Instagram. But the first year was Michael
Speaker 8: Myers and that I was a clown, like I was
Speaker 8: a cloud in the same Michael Myers outfit. But I
Speaker 8: was just a clown with my socks tucked in in
Speaker 8: a wig, the wig that you use when you play Trudeau.
Speaker 8: And then last year I was go Face and then
Speaker 8: this year like she's like you can just go as
Speaker 8: Mario and I'm like, oh sure, sure, I can't be
Speaker 8: Did I tell you what my costume was for Aaron Special?
Speaker 20: No?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 12: So let's just stop showing up, tell him you're going
Speaker 12: to and then when he's waiting for you, just down show.
Speaker 9: Okay, right now it is.
Speaker 8: It's like two am in Ireland right now. Oh I know, well,
Speaker 8: you know it's funny though. So for his special, right,
Speaker 8: I didn't what to use. I have like Jason Asks,
Speaker 8: I've Michael Myers mass whatever. Right, So I had that
Speaker 8: remember that clown makeup. It looks like a face, you
Speaker 8: remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, So I showed up on it. I had this
Speaker 8: all planned out because I thought about it. I was like,
Speaker 8: I have a clown wig from you playing Trudeau. I
Speaker 8: have this weird, creepy clown face. I have the bow
Speaker 8: tie that I got for you or whatever. So I'm
Speaker 8: just gonna make my own horror character. This is a
Speaker 8: horror podcast, and we're not supposed to talk about political
Speaker 8: stuff on there or anything conspiracy wise. It's just for fun, right,
Speaker 8: the videos and too fast, okay, so I'll have to
Speaker 8: change that up. And so I dressed up like a clown. Okay,
Speaker 8: get this? Uh, do you know what My clown name
Speaker 8: was m Sory.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to shim my beard, my mustache.
Speaker 9: Don't show your face.
Speaker 8: This is some big ass scissors man. Okay, get this case.
Speaker 8: So I came to the thing. I had the clown
Speaker 8: face on and stuff. Right, you know what my character was,
Speaker 8: here's your character. His name was Rumpel Foreskin. Okay. He
Speaker 8: was a Jewish clown that killed kids for their foreskin,
Speaker 8: and he would make a face out of their here
Speaker 8: can I'll give you, sir.
Speaker 3: The Mario overalls make that look scarier.
Speaker 8: I am.
Speaker 3: Child that got possessed by it. He's what you are.
Speaker 9: How she goes bro.
Speaker 3: The Mario overalls work so good as to be like
Speaker 3: little kid overalls.
Speaker 9: Listen.
Speaker 8: I was the Jewish clown named Rumpel Foreskin. I kill
Speaker 8: kids for the foreskin. That's what I do. It's if
Speaker 8: you if you're not circumcised like you, billy, I'm coming
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 9: I'm serious. I'm going to come.
Speaker 8: Mario returned from the aside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, ship.
Speaker 8: So scary.
Speaker 3: I wish I could grow a mustache this kid, I
Speaker 3: want one.
Speaker 9: Now, this is what I want.
Speaker 3: It's all in pieces. Now you can see the middle parts.
Speaker 8: I miss Hitler, Luigi, that's fine.
Speaker 3: It looks like it's censored. It's like a perfect square.
Speaker 3: It's a mea Mario, al right, what's next to I'm.
Speaker 8: Yes, I do. Where's my mustache went?
Speaker 3: Where's my videos? I lost my must all right? My
Speaker 3: fucking face feels like it's covered in glue.
Speaker 8: That's fine. Yeah. I was like, we're not supposed to
Speaker 8: do this on aired show. That's only our show. It's
Speaker 8: justed to be this controversial thing, like we got to
Speaker 8: keep horror trying to reach people that we talked about
Speaker 8: their recent texts to Mascar on Netflix, and its just like, man,
Speaker 8: this is my favorite one. I think you'll really like
Speaker 8: the humor in this. We'll replay it because I knew this.
Speaker 8: People would do this like it's too short, all right,
Speaker 8: some me loop some of them. So that's funny. Stupid
Speaker 8: That one where it's like I had a secret.
Speaker 3: That's why, you know what?
Speaker 12: I think that's what got me off of Halloween in general,
Speaker 12: would like kind of turned me off a little bit
Speaker 12: as the amount of like they pushed it too much,
Speaker 12: They pushed the nonsense too much where it became like
Speaker 12: so so aggressively fake or I'm like, Okay, that's dumb.
Speaker 8: Now can you put on your mustache for the next video?
Speaker 3: Dude? Kind of, it's kind of total. This is what
Speaker 3: it is right now.
Speaker 9: No, you got you have a little bit left.
Speaker 8: Just you like this one. This is probably gonna be
Speaker 8: your favorite video.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 9: I don't want the whole thing.
Speaker 8: I just want the No, I don't want the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I just want the whole thing. Just want the center.
Speaker 3: I only got the ends. That's all I got. I
Speaker 3: only got ends. Yes, that Billy is crazy.
Speaker 8: I just want the center or you'll get it. So
Speaker 8: I realized the whole time.
Speaker 3: You understand where I'm living, right, you get what I
Speaker 3: have to do on a daily basis. Fucking cow No,
Speaker 3: that's like number one out here without starting a chainsaw.
Speaker 8: Oh, I was gonna say, what do you doing out there? Man?
Speaker 3: You're you're starting look at that.
Speaker 9: Listen.
Speaker 8: I understand, I understand, but but you're also living in
Speaker 8: a place where we talked about it. Certain people that
Speaker 8: you live up there at the time when you talk,
Speaker 8: we talked about these people.
Speaker 12: I will give them one thing, though they work harder
Speaker 12: than any motherfucking person not ever met and ontarioout oh yeah,
Speaker 12: physical labor, hands down, unmatched.
Speaker 8: Just get Billy Bob to come do it. He'll do it,
Speaker 8: okayther He's.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm known to get my hands fucking dirty and
Speaker 3: I'll get in with them. But like, my god, man,
Speaker 3: they don't fucking rest. Like I'm exhausted and they're like,
Speaker 3: oh already, and I'm like, yeah, little, my god, you
Speaker 3: guys just keep going. It's probably part of the in redness.
Speaker 8: They just don't get the strength. Man, they got the strength.
Speaker 8: So let's play this. This is what I want commentary
Speaker 8: on this. This is funny. Like I said, supposed to
Speaker 8: be here, but I can't believe you died your hair black.
Speaker 9: You did the blonde before we all.
Speaker 8: I there was an episode because I'm listening all back
Speaker 8: to like is everything polished?
Speaker 9: Do I have everything that it should right?
Speaker 8: Is it a par? And then uh, there's a couple
Speaker 8: episodes where it's on with the me, you and Alex
Speaker 8: and stuff and You're like, I just down my hair
Speaker 8: blonde and meet just like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 8: do it with your life?
Speaker 3: That was fun? I know, I know you can't quite
Speaker 3: see it. It's not the same.
Speaker 8: I know it's sad.
Speaker 9: Okay, so, uh is it sad?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 9: So let me play this.
Speaker 3: That's funny. That's a great caution.
Speaker 8: So, and we're supposed to be here before we get
Speaker 8: to the last thing, which is the prank video. I
Speaker 8: might as well play the Irish video as I had
Speaker 8: had too.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 10: We live in a multi cultural world and every tribe
Speaker 10: brings something to the table. Scott's in the Irish we
Speaker 10: brought whiskey our drink.
Speaker 7: We invented it. Fucking suits us. The Europeans invented wine.
Speaker 7: They can fucking have it. It's the rich man's drink
Speaker 7: is wine. Isn't it smell? That smell the wonderful cosmopolitan bouquet?
Speaker 7: Or that a marvelous wine to have with your dinner?
Speaker 6: Yeah, what if you have no fucking dinner?
Speaker 5: How do you drink?
Speaker 15: Then?
Speaker 5: Whiskey? That's what your drink.
Speaker 3: Smell?
Speaker 5: That anger trapped in a glass?
Speaker 8: Anger trapped in a glass? Is that funny?
Speaker 3: It's fucking funny.
Speaker 8: So funny, Anger trapped in a glass. It's so crazy
Speaker 8: looking back to Uh, I've been doing the ancestry dot
Speaker 8: com thing.
Speaker 9: So I did.
Speaker 8: Uh, my grandfather Tom Thompson came here. I told you
Speaker 8: English to the core. Pretty crazy. But his dad only
Speaker 8: came here in nineteen oh three. So the first Tom Thompson,
Speaker 8: which was his father, which is why I take I
Speaker 8: want to take the name kind of thing, then here
Speaker 8: at nineteen oh three from Britain. And then my grandfather
Speaker 8: grew up in the Great Depression, had to start working
Speaker 8: with his eleven his brother went off the war. All this,
Speaker 8: it's crazy that I have family members that I know about.
Speaker 8: His mom died when she was forty six. Uh, way no,
Speaker 8: and there's pictures, there's pictures. It's crazy. So but I
Speaker 8: traced my both my other sides. The one side, I
Speaker 8: haven't traced my grandmother back some of my grandfather, but
Speaker 8: at least on my mom's.
Speaker 9: Side, and my grandmother used to joke that she was German.
Speaker 9: I'm not that far back. I don't know if she is.
Speaker 8: But uh, my family on my mom's side, my grandfather's
Speaker 8: husband or wife of the husband whatever, my grandfather. Uh,
Speaker 8: they've been in Canada since the sixteen hundreds and they
Speaker 8: came over from the States in sixteen the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 9: That's why I'm like, people.
Speaker 8: Are like, oh my god, you guys are fucking whatever
Speaker 8: called whatever. The guys who want to call Europeans, dude,
Speaker 8: they my my family has roots to like just showing
Speaker 8: up in America and be like, we don't like it here,
Speaker 8: so allegedly, I don't know if what I know, you
Speaker 8: guys are talking about too many Indians in Canada. Now, yeah, no, shit, man, Okay,
Speaker 8: come on, it's true.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 8: But pretty crazy. I know I have episodes coming for that.
Speaker 8: I'm pretty crazy though, right so think about that. Man,
Speaker 8: that's fucking nuts. My grandma's family was over here before
Speaker 8: we can trace We actually don't have anything past that
Speaker 8: year five hundred at this point, the sixteen hundreds is
Speaker 8: essentially almost five hundred years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Well I said three before we could
Speaker 3: trace Canada's I know.
Speaker 8: So even on that, yeah, and on the lineage, that's
Speaker 8: fucking nuts. Man, that's crazy. I think that's so that
Speaker 8: some of the cool ship. So.
Speaker 3: Uh so you should really do a test to see
Speaker 3: if he have Indian status, to see if he can
Speaker 3: get tax free.
Speaker 8: Uh so, wait, just wait, just wait, just wait. There's
Speaker 8: a guy I'm gonna have on the show. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 8: he's a Canadian veteran UH that had you has used MT.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna show his name yet, used d MT.
Speaker 8: Used it to help his his his brain right, to
Speaker 8: help him get through some of the ship and he
Speaker 8: used it for his own medicine. And he's done all
Speaker 8: this research, him and his buddy. Okay, they're gonna be
Speaker 8: on the show. And he believes in the stuff that
Speaker 8: he's traced down is that white people existed here with
Speaker 8: the Indigenous and that we lived in harmony and then
Speaker 8: when the Europeans came over here, they segregated us. So
Speaker 8: there's actual ancient thing there. I've heard about this before him.
Speaker 8: There's a thing called the Wagas. So the Indigenous have
Speaker 8: stories of meeting up with giant white people called the Wagas.
Speaker 9: This is in near North Carolina.
Speaker 8: And the weird thing is they have red hair, and
Speaker 8: they were tall white people, so red hair. A lot
Speaker 8: of people think it has to do with data the Nephilum,
Speaker 8: so the nephylum were giants with red hair. We talked
Speaker 8: about it in the in Anaki episode. Remember the kind
Speaker 8: of thing. So he's claiming that there was already lineage
Speaker 8: of white people here that have existed here in North
Speaker 8: America for a long time, whether it be back even
Speaker 8: further past the Vikings or whatever that already existed with
Speaker 8: the indigenous. And then when I guess he said around
Speaker 8: the seventeen hundreds, he's gonna be on the show and
Speaker 8: he's gonna explain all this.
Speaker 9: They've split us up.
Speaker 8: Essentially, they drove a spike and then they created the
Speaker 8: residential schools and they split us up into two factions
Speaker 8: to disassociate and this all goes back to blood two hmhmm. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that's crazy people. Yeah, there there's ancient stories of this
Speaker 8: and of the the d n A too. Yeah, the
Speaker 8: Vikings did probably come over here. There is a difference
Speaker 8: between us, and you can see the crime rate going
Speaker 8: through the roof.
Speaker 3: And topic from a Halloween Do you have more things?
Speaker 3: You gotta understand?
Speaker 8: That's Billy, I forgot that. That's where I'm gonna dilater.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, I was kind of frozen, actually frozen.
Speaker 3: I know. But between you and me, Okay, I have.
Speaker 8: One more thing for fun whatever, All right, last.
Speaker 3: Thing, it's time for.
Speaker 8: The day. I've been literally drinking for three and a
Speaker 8: half hours.
Speaker 3: Old phrases we still used today and where they originated
Speaker 3: from help me if you know which phrase this means?
Speaker 3: How about one for the road?
Speaker 8: That means that you're you're gonna take a beer. That's
Speaker 8: a beer for the road. But I was gonna, I
Speaker 8: was gonna make it way more worse. Just keep going,
Speaker 8: you're gonna joke, you're.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 12: During the Middle Ages in England, when a criminal was
Speaker 12: sentenced to death, they would be transported to typeburn Hill
Speaker 12: for execution. On their way, they were allowed to stop
Speaker 12: at the country pub for one last drink.
Speaker 3: The last drink was the road to death. Hence the
Speaker 3: reason we say one for the road.
Speaker 9: One for the road.
Speaker 8: I'm going off to see hades and I'll put my
Speaker 8: necropants on.
Speaker 12: After we have what And now we say it because
Speaker 12: we have one last drink before we head home. I
Speaker 12: say it because I drink and drive. I'm just joking.
Speaker 12: How about the.
Speaker 9: Shockun wedding?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: No, okay, Oh so the last bullet in the chamber?
Speaker 3: No, that's another saying.
Speaker 12: In the wild West era, also known as like the cowboy, Obviously,
Speaker 12: carriages were the main source of transport, especially for the
Speaker 12: rich families. Due to these carriages became the target for
Speaker 12: cowboy outlaws. So when the rich families would hire a
Speaker 12: gunman to sit passenger during the journey to protect them,
Speaker 12: like while they went from point A to point B.
Speaker 12: And that's why we say shotgun passenger side of a vehicle.
Speaker 8: All the Indians had to be shot, right, you know,
Speaker 8: get out of here. Stop touching my jew gold.
Speaker 3: There's another one. Stop touching my jew gold?
Speaker 8: All right? How about making jokes, I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 3: How about take it with a pinch of salt.
Speaker 8: You're just taking a bit of cocaine, not enough to
Speaker 8: get I love that.
Speaker 12: You don't know any of these So during like this
Speaker 12: was back to ancient Rome, it was believed that a
Speaker 12: small amount of salt would protect them against poison. Give
Speaker 12: me rather suspicious of like if they were ever like
Speaker 12: suspicious of potential poison in their food. Uh, they would
Speaker 12: basically warn other people that, hey, take that with a
Speaker 12: pinch of salt.
Speaker 9: Oh, if you're worried.
Speaker 8: About the Jews poisoning the well, just make sure that
Speaker 8: you put a pitch of salt on it. It might
Speaker 8: shrink a little bit, you see the nose, Papa.
Speaker 3: I don't think that was my segment.
Speaker 9: What I think it was one more, give me one more.
Speaker 3: That was all my sayings. I knew I did have
Speaker 3: one more, but you made me say it earlier. Four.
Speaker 12: I had four fun facts and you made me say
Speaker 12: one earlier, and I said three.
Speaker 3: Now get.
Speaker 8: I am. I'm how long has it been, man?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 8: We waited for Aaron. I actually am very disappointed. Worry
Speaker 8: when I get to Ireland, man, you will become part
Speaker 8: of that forest. We we talked about a forest that
Speaker 8: is haunted and people go disappearing in it. Don't worry.
Speaker 8: I make to Ireland, Aaron. We're going to that forest.
Speaker 12: And hey, fuck you with you watching a video with
Speaker 12: all the same facts. That's where I saw that video.
Speaker 12: Where do you think I got him from? I thought
Speaker 12: it was interesting. Okay, leave me alone.
Speaker 8: Billy is the laziest person on this podcast. Everything out
Speaker 8: of this show and Billy just coattails.
Speaker 3: I have fun. I'm a good boy.
Speaker 8: Anyways, bye, guys, Billy say it's it's been three and
Speaker 8: a half hours.
Speaker 3: Have a good night, guys.
Speaker 20: Yellow God, Oh my god, thank you, Mario. But I'm
Speaker 20: friend Zesse gain enough.
Speaker 8: We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5: Let's stand drunk around, brother, we need.
Speaker 8: To get out of here.
Speaker 15: Stop the car.
Speaker 10: I said, get to the fucking car.
Speaker 8: Co cop come, come, come, come. I forgot that video.
Speaker 8: That's funny, So everybody stay strange. Really, it's still gonna
Speaker 8: about three and a half hours. There will be people
Speaker 8: that will tune into this. It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 9: It's gonna be popular on Rombell.
Speaker 8: I'm sure that.
Speaker 3: Was a fucking long ass episode. I'm going to bed.
Speaker 3: That's firleven thirty night. Buddy.
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