WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.159 --> 00:00:03.319 Maybe you're walking home with a guy you really like 2 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:06.799 after a night in the college bar. Or maybe you 3 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:09.039 and another fella are heading back to his in a 4 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:12.919 taxi after meeting in a club. Or perhaps you've gone 5 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:16.600 home with someone after a really great fourth date. There 6 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:18.679 are lots of times and places where we need to 7 00:00:18.719 --> 00:00:23.000 say what we want and what we don't want. Whatever 8 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:27.239 the moment, have the consent conversation a message from the 9 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:28.239 Government of Ireland. 10 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:35.880 Luxury is not merely seen, or heard or even touched. 11 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:40.840 True luxury is experienced. It lies in the minute details 12 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:45.439 that elevate the ordinary into the extraordinary. It's quite spoken, 13 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:49.320 but leaves a lasting impression. You know it when you 14 00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:57.079 feel it. Luxury begins with l Lexus Experience Amazing discover 15 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:59.640 the unelectrified range at the Lexus dot Ie. 16 00:01:00.679 --> 00:01:04.519 This is a pose head. 17 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:21.719 Jeffrey's daughter, sodom Blood, the n Obomber blowing up Waco, Texas, 18 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:25.159 and Heaven's gates and aliens modified men for Nmes JFK 19 00:01:25.359 --> 00:01:28.079 shot in the head by the Cia Bigfoot and the 20 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:31.079 mom man son of Sam talking to that tis again 21 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:36.799 Witches J'm Sam got serious noise and hauntings, dark hearts 22 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:37.959 and the skull and Bones. 23 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:39.879 Most celebrities are probably clone. 24 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:42.439 So if you're feeling all alone, crack a beer and 25 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:43.200 get stone. 26 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:46.840 Welcome you to the podcast Strange Proof. We're here to 27 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:47.680 entertain you. 28 00:01:48.159 --> 00:01:49.760 We're here entertain you. 29 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:53.640 It's a kid strange. 30 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:02.719 The fuck did I just watch? 31 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:05.840 You? 32 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:07.760 Gotta have Halloween safety. 33 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:09.719 You gotta have Halloween safety. 34 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:13.240 Man, What do you call a lesbian dinosaury? 35 00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:14.240 What? 36 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:20.479 Billy? Who the fuck is billy? 37 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:24.960 All right, So welcome everybody to the Halloween Special, The 38 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.719 Strange Podcast Halloween Special. I just got informed that somebody 39 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:31.280 will be joining us. Hopefully he is on his way home. 40 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:32.120 Uh. 41 00:02:32.159 --> 00:02:35.919 And and we should have a third hoe's head. 42 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:39.240 Yeah, I don't know. He hasn't really talked. 43 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.039 To me in a while, so yeah, that's fair. 44 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:47.080 This is the greatest thing ever. It's so my voice 45 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:49.039 kept doing that work. When I was trying to do it, 46 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:50.039 I kept. 47 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:54.520 Going forget, it's a mea modile. 48 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:57.680 It's Mario and steroids. Because my voice kept cracking. I 49 00:02:57.719 --> 00:03:03.039 was like, it's a it's a mean madile. I was like, 50 00:03:03.199 --> 00:03:07.120 it's a mean modile. I made the fuck Princess Peach. 51 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:11.439 Dide. I hate this mustache because you can't. 52 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:14.599 You can't smile like if you smile like it like 53 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:16.800 crushes your crush. 54 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:18.039 Your dude. 55 00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:21.960 I got so close to turning this into a Hitler mustache. 56 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.599 Hitler Mark just put a swastik up here, just kidding. 57 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:30.680 I did something for you, though, what this is? I went, 58 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:32.039 I went all out. 59 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:37.000 Okay, yeah, now I'm worried. 60 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:42.039 Can you see it? Oh? You can't even see it? 61 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:43.800 What did you die? 62 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:44.080 Your hair? 63 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:46.759 Was like Jeff Black right now? 64 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:48.879 Really? 65 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.639 Oh my god, you can't really see it in the camera. 66 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:53.360 That sucks. 67 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:55.039 A CDC sucks balls. 68 00:03:56.639 --> 00:03:59.840 So everybody that's listening, obviously we are live the people 69 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:02.080 that hear this on audio, so there's gonna be some 70 00:04:02.159 --> 00:04:04.879 things that you will miss, like some videos and stuff. 71 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:07.280 So yeah, that's hilarious. 72 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:09.439 I did not dye my hair for you, did not 73 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:10.560 even tell. 74 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:14.599 She like borat Man, he is. 75 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:17.000 Very nice. 76 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:22.519 Show me a chats gypsy. So for everybody listening, me 77 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:26.279 and me and Mario, Me and Billy are Mario and Luigi. 78 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:30.720 Oh yeah, I can't believe I died my hair for eating, 79 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:32.879 not to be able to tell on camera. 80 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:34.680 I'll send you a picture later. It's black. 81 00:04:37.399 --> 00:04:42.199 You can hear the sound effects, right everybody? Okay, I 82 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:45.079 hope so so yeah, what do we do in October? 83 00:04:45.319 --> 00:04:47.879 And every air to obecurity free. 84 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:50.319 Get wasted all the time. 85 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:54.160 I have a whole. 86 00:04:55.720 --> 00:04:58.480 No funk that. I have a whole soundboard dedicated to. 87 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:01.959 Billy mm hmm beauty. 88 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:08.199 Beauty by Billy is pretty nifty with them big stickers. 89 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:11.439 This is hard to fucking drink, guy of this ship. 90 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:17.920 So as you build up the live chat, this is 91 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:22.600 the pumpkin whiskey. I'm starting with straight pumpkin whiskey because 92 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:25.399 why not? It is Halloween. Oh, I forgot my gloves. 93 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:27.360 Yeah, you gotta put your gloves on. 94 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:29.639 You. 95 00:05:31.079 --> 00:05:34.079 Yeah, obviously it'spirit a Halloween. That pot I was just saying. 96 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:37.839 I was saying on the Daggaloweene episode that like that, 97 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:41.920 it probably makes bank. I want to do this like 98 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:45.920 jazz hands with these gloves on that that probably makes bank. Dude, 99 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:49.079 uh one once a year and then they have enough 100 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:51.040 money you know what I mean for the rest of 101 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:51.360 the year. 102 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:53.639 Oh yeah, No, they do really well. 103 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:56.680 I'm sure I'm trying to sign on. Everyone's trying to 104 00:05:56.680 --> 00:06:01.480 get in. Yes, the pumpkin whiskey is quite good. People 105 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:04.839 can poop on it all they want, but I like it. 106 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:06.920 This belly is just full of foam and stuff and 107 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:12.839 it like I thought Luigi was supposed to be skinny. 108 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:16.560 Well he's got a belly. Apparently he's he's been eating 109 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:17.240 the pasta. 110 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:20.680 It's me a morego. It's to me a morego. 111 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:24.480 I like the I like the jacked Mario better. It's 112 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:31.079 a mea madile. Yes, what's up hello, bigots? Yes, we 113 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.120 are the biggest of bigots ever. Going all in on 114 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:37.199 the gimmick eating oh yo, mushrooms have been a great idea. 115 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:41.959 I did that, uh two years ago, lost a chance. Yeah, 116 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:46.160 that would have been so mushrooms live on the episode 117 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.040 I did that. Uh. I did that for the Halloween 118 00:06:50.079 --> 00:06:52.519 special word Billy dressed up like Trudeau and I kept 119 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:56.319 I couldn't stop mentioning that I was on mushrooms. So 120 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.240 this is uh. I chose not to do that this year. 121 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:02.199 I think it's a little different. Who knows a way 122 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:06.079 for Eric to get into the topic. But I have 123 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:08.360 some just to start it off. I do have some 124 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:10.600 fun Mario video, so let's just play one to get 125 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:21.879 it started. Sure, Oh my god, I don't know what 126 00:07:22.040 --> 00:07:23.759 game that is, but that looks kind of fun. 127 00:07:23.879 --> 00:07:25.160 Satanic Mario. 128 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:26.879 Is that. 129 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:30.160 I don't know. I might be a game, might be 130 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:45.759 a vine. I'm not quite sure. I'm sure that I'm 131 00:07:45.800 --> 00:07:50.279 sure that one's gonna pop up at some point. So, yeah, what, Billy, 132 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:52.959 what is your What is a memorable What is a 133 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:54.959 memorable thing about Halloween that you remember? 134 00:07:58.319 --> 00:07:58.480 Yeah? 135 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:01.240 Yeah, yeah, like like what what what got you? What 136 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:02.959 got your rocks off? When you were a kid and 137 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:04.800 you were like, we're getting ready for Halloween. 138 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:09.040 I didn't really care that much, but dressed it up. 139 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:11.800 I just heard about the candy. I was a candy person, 140 00:08:11.959 --> 00:08:15.120 and then I can tell by your teeth I got, 141 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:17.360 you can tell about my teeth. 142 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:22.360 He had. 143 00:08:23.079 --> 00:08:25.800 Probably the biggest one ever would be hiding candy from 144 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:29.079 my mother because she did that stupid little game there 145 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:31.639 where you know how like parents would be like, oh, 146 00:08:31.639 --> 00:08:33.759 if there's air in the bipe and someone poked the 147 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:36.960 needle in it, so I catch my mom over in 148 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:38.039 the corner pop in my. 149 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:41.320 Candy to be like, oh no, there's air, sorry, it's 150 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:41.879 mine now. 151 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:47.399 Your mind used to steal your candy, dude. 152 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:51.240 We we'd come home with like six fucking pillowcases full 153 00:08:51.519 --> 00:08:53.960 and it would last a week of school lunches and 154 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:55.039 somehow it's gone. 155 00:08:55.639 --> 00:08:58.759 Did you what was the most Do you remember any 156 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:02.159 offensive costumes you saw anyone dress up as there's anything 157 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:09.360 racy and crazy? Really, really, I know someone that did 158 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:11.679 dressed up like a black guy for Halloween. It was 159 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:20.000 pretty funny, really that legit. He's dead now, but a 160 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:23.679 kid we grew up with. His name was Brock. I'm 161 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:27.000 not gonna give out his last name, but he literally 162 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:29.200 dressed up like a black guy for Halloween and did 163 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:33.639 a blackface and wore like baggy pants and like a 164 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:38.200 big chain, and shit is like even back then, like 165 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:40.879 you know, and the thing is right, we grew up 166 00:09:40.919 --> 00:09:44.399 in the society, right, everyone's offended nowadays, which is hilarious 167 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:47.279 because when we grew up, we used to say all 168 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:49.519 these like words like retar all that stuff, right, and 169 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:52.519 like make fun of all cultures and races as a joke. 170 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:53.600 Right, everyone did. 171 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:56.720 We made fun of Italian people, you know, because we 172 00:09:56.799 --> 00:09:59.919 are you know, we are though, right, we are jap 173 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:02.639 and he's created Italian plumbers. 174 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:05.200 Oh, I thought you meant never mind. I thought you 175 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:07.120 were talking about us actually, not. 176 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:10.360 What we're dressed up as but like it's the size 177 00:10:10.480 --> 00:10:11.639 changed and shifts so much. 178 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:13.720 We're like it was like you raised us. 179 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:16.000 There's a Chris Webby line about that, where he's like 180 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:18.759 you raised us in this environment, and then you expect 181 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:21.360 me not to act like that and not to find 182 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:23.720 these things funny that you find now we're offensive, you 183 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:24.279 know what I mean? 184 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:27.960 I can't is Mario getting canceled? 185 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:31.840 When did I do that? 186 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:32.320 Oh? 187 00:10:32.559 --> 00:10:35.039 When did I don't remember doing that? Why we give 188 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:38.200 it out last name? It's very bad idea. 189 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:39.759 I don't remember that. 190 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:43.519 I remember us making a website about him, a friend 191 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:45.039 that we used to make fun of a lot and. 192 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:47.879 Wasn't wasn't a. 193 00:10:47.799 --> 00:10:51.919 Fun into the we're going, Man, I'm trying to see 194 00:10:51.960 --> 00:10:56.120 if Aaron's going to make it. But fine, we'll get 195 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:59.639 into necromancy. That's what we're getting into. We're getting into necromancy. 196 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:02.679 This mustache is hard to drink from. You have any memory, 197 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:04.799 like fun memories about you know, Halloween? You watch? 198 00:11:04.879 --> 00:11:07.759 Yeah, I've never been the biggest Halloween person. I'm a 199 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.039 Christmas guy. You know that? 200 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:12.799 Yeah? You love that? Jolly fuck fuck? 201 00:11:13.879 --> 00:11:16.279 Nothing nothing wrong with a good old Santa blowjob. 202 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:23.360 It's going on Caveman Steve. Everyone's coming in to the chit. Yeah, 203 00:11:23.440 --> 00:11:25.360 this is gonna be fun. We have some fun stuff 204 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:27.759 to get into, so whatever. I guess Aaron is going 205 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:32.200 to be late as usual. I almost disowned him, but 206 00:11:32.519 --> 00:11:33.799 he said he's coming. 207 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:36.600 So everybody just start harassing Aaron when he gets here. 208 00:11:36.799 --> 00:11:38.279 Yeah, it's true. I don't know what he's gonna be 209 00:11:38.320 --> 00:11:40.600 dressed up as I told him to keep the theme, 210 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:45.120 but I don't. I don't think he's going to so 211 00:11:45.399 --> 00:11:47.799 what it would have been funny. So I was at 212 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:50.879 Brett's birthday, like we didn't bring him mind and chose to. 213 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:52.320 I don't know what was going on with him, so 214 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:53.759 I was like, maybe gonna have him on, but then 215 00:11:53.919 --> 00:11:56.000 we chose not to do it. It was I wanted 216 00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.279 to actually drink and have fun on this episode, so 217 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:01.960 I'll be getting probably liquored up. But me and Brett 218 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:03.759 were talking, were by the fire and stuff like that, 219 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:06.639 and we were gonna make We're all like joking, like 220 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:08.840 his sister was there about having him dress up like 221 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:12.519 Princess Peach but like having a big beard and like 222 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:15.159 just like I'm as real as a woman as ever, 223 00:12:15.200 --> 00:12:16.759 and then have him like stand up in like a 224 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:19.840 testicle fallout of his like pants and shit, like just 225 00:12:19.919 --> 00:12:22.440 really push the limits on shit because like. 226 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:26.879 Twenty eight he still has birthdays. 227 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:30.159 Yeah, my birthday's coming up, everybody. I'm super excited. I'm 228 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:33.759 going to be thirty three. I'm gonna be excited for 229 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:37.039 your birthday. I'm gonna be thirty three. Man, that's the 230 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:40.200 day of the year Jesus died. Okay, so be careful. 231 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:43.399 You look past twenty seven your garbage. 232 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:48.960 So let's just get into Let's get into necromancy because 233 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:49.879 that's what we're here for. 234 00:12:49.879 --> 00:12:51.159 We got a fun subject. 235 00:12:51.240 --> 00:12:51.480 Let me. 236 00:12:51.600 --> 00:12:53.480 I want Billy to read these before we get. 237 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:59.240 Started, though, sure, Hello, Like I'm trying to think of 238 00:12:59.279 --> 00:13:02.279 what they are. They look vultures? Are those vultures? Man? 239 00:13:02.279 --> 00:13:04.559 This is like stuck to my face. Now, I don't know, 240 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:09.039 some sort of Masonic. No, They're like druids, Satanic druids. 241 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:14.960 The Druid sam Hang festival is where Halloween originates. The 242 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:19.000 druid priests of Ball used to go from door to 243 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:22.639 door to collect Oh, I do that to collect children 244 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:23.879 for human sacrifice. 245 00:13:23.879 --> 00:13:25.039 To appease Ball. 246 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:27.480 You go door to door and collect children for Ball. 247 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:29.559 I do that if it paid. 248 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:31.240 Well, well, it's technically not satan, but. 249 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:36.480 And the spirits of the dead. Carving pumpkinheads and leaving 250 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:39.200 them at the houses of those who have offered children 251 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:42.720 for sacrifice was a form of ward to prevent demons 252 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:46.799 and evil spirits from haunting their households. Yeah, I paid 253 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:49.080 my dues, and Timmy's gone. Timmy's gone. 254 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:52.559 You have him. Here's my pumpkin to prove it. 255 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:55.600 Okay, read this one off for us. 256 00:13:57.440 --> 00:13:57.600 Oh. 257 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:02.159 The seemingly innocent game bobbing for apples originated with druids. 258 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:05.519 Who would Who would allow a girl to escape the 259 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:08.639 dreaded fate of being offered up as a living sacrifice 260 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:10.480 in a bomb fire if she could pull out an 261 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:13.919 apple with her teeth in a boiling cauldron. Oh okay, I 262 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:15.799 didn't think it was gonna get so hard so soon. 263 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:17.399 I'm like, wow, it's just a fun game. 264 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:18.159 Talking about your dick. 265 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:22.200 It's got to be a boiling cauldron on the first attempt. 266 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:24.720 Oh God, I wouldn't want to do a second attempt anyway, 267 00:14:24.759 --> 00:14:28.399 your face would burn off. If the prisoner was successful, 268 00:14:28.480 --> 00:14:32.159 she would permanently she would be permanently disfigured, can't read 269 00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:33.120 the rest because you put. 270 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:38.320 That there, but she would be set free pretty crazy, 271 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:41.080 just stick in your face and like I can barely 272 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:43.200 do it in cold water. For Fox's sakes, I. 273 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:44.679 Know, did you ever bob for apples? 274 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:45.559 Do that? 275 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:48.000 I have a big enough mouth where like I can 276 00:14:48.039 --> 00:14:50.519 do it like fairly easy, but it's still kind of tough. 277 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:54.279 Okay, try to bring seasus into the chats. We don't 278 00:14:54.320 --> 00:15:00.120 want that a good momb knife. So, yeah, they this 279 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:04.799 is a necromancy. Let's talk about necromancers have been a 280 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:08.120 have a bit of a bad reputation. Uh say, if 281 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:11.879 you play yeah maybe maybe maybe so maybe so? 282 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:14.919 I thought they were praised. 283 00:15:15.440 --> 00:15:16.600 It's a medium adeo. 284 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:22.440 Billy is not a ray of transsexual, but he thinks 285 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.600 he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be 286 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:28.759 a lot of things. I expect. Where do you find me? 287 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:31.080 Like? 288 00:15:31.120 --> 00:15:33.840 What what site? Did you get that off of? My name? 289 00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:35.200 Is like kind of column. 290 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:40.519 But dude, there's so so many, so many. 291 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:47.440 You gotta understand. That's Billy, that's big Mama says. 292 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:50.879 Necromancers have been have a bit of a bad reputation. 293 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:53.480 Say that you play one in d and d my 294 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:57.519 mustache is just falling off, or any or any of 295 00:15:57.559 --> 00:16:00.360 the scores of online games to have an option men, 296 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:05.279 and you're bound to get a bit of a funny 297 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:11.919 look before people start backing away their mere mentions of 298 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.360 conjurings up images of raising the dead, leading scores of 299 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:19.000 skeletons and rotting corpses into battle, or sending the dead 300 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:22.360 and diseased into the cities to swarm the streets. The 301 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:26.799 Necromancer of our favorite fantasy games. The stories are based 302 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:30.200 on our very real practice that tried to cross the 303 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:33.679 boundaries between the living and the dead. And as long 304 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:37.679 as mankind has lived, loved and lost, we've all wanted 305 00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:40.399 to know what comes after. We've wanted to reach out 306 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:43.000 to the people just one last time, to say the 307 00:16:43.039 --> 00:16:46.559 things that were unsaid, to see them one final time. 308 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:52.480 It's the most powerful thing. And here's where Necromancy comes 309 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:57.759 into play. The history of Necromancer goes back thousands of years. 310 00:16:58.320 --> 00:17:01.519 It has always been about creating the undead hordes. In fact, 311 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:06.319 it really never has been about that. Let's talk about 312 00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:10.039 the dead, yes. 313 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:14.839 Okay, necro Nazi is the darkest and I'm most dangerous 314 00:17:14.839 --> 00:17:16.279 of the sacred magics. 315 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:23.599 Do you think I'm spooky necromancy? 316 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:29.200 It turns out, yeah, good old necromancy. 317 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:30.920 That's a real body right there. 318 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:34.559 That's the Lambs reference. Yes, yeah, we don't. 319 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:37.680 You don't know, but Billy is actually a woman that 320 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:41.319 mustache really tries to hide it well, but he's trying. 321 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:43.599 To be fair. I don't. 322 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:48.759 I'm very hairless necromancy. Reach out and touch someone. 323 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:51.480 Yeah you are. You are a hairless rat. 324 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:55.640 You like this one when you can't afford a mechanic, 325 00:17:55.720 --> 00:17:57.640 so you resort to necromancy. 326 00:17:57.960 --> 00:18:00.000 Come back car, please, I'm trying to drive. 327 00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:02.000 Some word that's kind of funny. 328 00:18:02.480 --> 00:18:03.079 I got more. 329 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:06.119 Billy sound effects coming down the road, I think. But yeah, 330 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:09.039 So necromancy, it turns out, wasn't originally about raising the 331 00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:12.000 dead at all. The general term necromancy refers to any 332 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:15.680 in all divination practices that involve the spirits of people 333 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:19.599 who have passed on the precise details of just what 334 00:18:19.799 --> 00:18:22.720 includes has a lot of It's been a lot over 335 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:26.240 the years, centuries, But necromancy got it start when I 336 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:30.240 started forming complex ideas about the afterlife. Once we believed 337 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:33.559 in spirits that they went somewhere. It wasn't that far 338 00:18:33.599 --> 00:18:36.240 fetched to believe that if we do know how to 339 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:40.200 dial the right number the celestial telephone, maybe we could 340 00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:40.680 reach them. 341 00:18:41.559 --> 00:18:45.559 Just maybe. Yeah, put the area code in first. That's 342 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:50.720 that's the trick. They didn't six six six. 343 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:57.119 Necromancy. It turns out, yeah, it wasn't about raising the dead. 344 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:02.599 It goes back a long way to Shopmanism, which predates 345 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:08.240 Greek Antiquity, involved practices where shamans would enter a trance state, 346 00:19:08.599 --> 00:19:11.759 then guide souls to the underworld to try to rescue 347 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:14.960 the soul of someone who was sick, to deliver messages 348 00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:17.599 to the dead and ask them questions. You know, you 349 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:21.319 know when Hercules went into Hades to get his bride 350 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:24.519 back back, and Hades was like, what the hell, man, 351 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:32.640 he's all mad his hair tour? Did you get it? 352 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:35.799 What does the necromancer using raise that? 353 00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:42.200 Okay, so the images someone's getting the dead guy to 354 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:45.200 suck as dick is the idea. 355 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:49.279 I'm sure Billy would love that. So if you were 356 00:19:49.279 --> 00:19:50.079 going to bring back. 357 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:55.559 I don't know, man, Sometimes I question, I questioned you, 358 00:19:56.519 --> 00:19:58.920 it's just gonna sound weird because my voice keeps because 359 00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:01.079 it's mustaches in the way. Uh, At least with the 360 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:03.759 audio listeners. If you were going to uh, if you're 361 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:05.960 going to bring back somebody from the dead you said 362 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:09.319 once on the episode last year, or I'm gonna post 363 00:20:09.319 --> 00:20:11.039 the video. We don't have to talk, but we could 364 00:20:11.079 --> 00:20:14.240 talk about that tonight. But if you were going to 365 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:17.400 bring back one person to talk to, who would you 366 00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:17.920 bring back? 367 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:20.720 I can't say my answer from last year? 368 00:20:21.119 --> 00:20:23.880 You could, Yeah, it's the best one. 369 00:20:24.640 --> 00:20:26.640 No, I gotta I gotta think of something fresh. 370 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:27.960 Yeah, I think it's something different. 371 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:31.359 Man, What did I say last year? Helen Keller? 372 00:20:31.599 --> 00:20:32.319 You said Hitler? 373 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:34.759 Oh, well, then Keller. 374 00:20:35.799 --> 00:20:37.960 You want to know she was deaf, dumb, and blind 375 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:38.759 or maybe just one. 376 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:40.799 You want to call her out for that horseship of 377 00:20:40.839 --> 00:20:48.559 a book. You can't be blind, deaf, blind, and death 378 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:50.680 and learn how to say a word. I don't fucking care. 379 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:52.039 I don't care. 380 00:20:52.119 --> 00:20:54.960 It's like the fourth time I've gone on this rampaid. 381 00:20:55.400 --> 00:20:56.920 She did not say water. 382 00:20:57.079 --> 00:21:01.480 She was just randomly making happened to sound like that, 383 00:21:01.519 --> 00:21:04.440 and you fucking ran with it, and you made a 384 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.799 book on her, and you cashed out millions of goddamn 385 00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:11.279 dollars for being her trainer like a fucking dog. 386 00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:14.680 No, Okay, don't get me, I keep going. 387 00:21:16.200 --> 00:21:18.440 I think Billy would bring back Marilyn Monroe so he 388 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:19.200 could fuck her. 389 00:21:20.920 --> 00:21:23.759 I don't find Marilyn Monroe that hot, to be honest, really, 390 00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:25.200 I really don't know. 391 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:28.279 Like that does the icon of get I get it 392 00:21:28.319 --> 00:21:32.599 and like in like the eighties, but like today's standards 393 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:37.319 like no, no, not big Marilyn Monroe, fan, I know 394 00:21:37.400 --> 00:21:37.720 you are. 395 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:40.359 Yeah, I do like marily monrou I would. I would 396 00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:42.720 bring her back from the dead to fuck her. 397 00:21:43.680 --> 00:21:45.920 I still would stand by that though. I'd love to 398 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:49.240 bring Hitler bag just to hear like yeah, power, Like 399 00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:51.440 that's such a powerful speech to be able to convince 400 00:21:51.519 --> 00:21:53.680 that many people to do something like, man, you're a 401 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:54.279 good talker. 402 00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:57.440 Yeah, I know he was, and and and who knows. 403 00:21:57.480 --> 00:21:59.880 I just love to learn from it. That's all from us. 404 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:01.880 I would yeah. I would like to be like, Okay, 405 00:22:01.960 --> 00:22:03.160 what what is the solution? 406 00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:06.400 Now? Do we do we have a solution? Do we 407 00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:11.799 have a final solution? I tried, man, If you guys 408 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:15.680 haven't noticed, the world has gotten pretty crazy. 409 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:20.599 We need a final solution. It's a mean module in 410 00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:25.519 the oven. Do you hear about that? 411 00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:29.119 That that that that Jesus, that immigrant that died in 412 00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:32.839 the oven Walmart? Did you hear about that? 413 00:22:33.279 --> 00:22:35.960 I didn't know it was an immigrant up until like literally. 414 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:46.640 Yeah, everything sounds fishy. Everything sounds fishy. The whole story 415 00:22:46.680 --> 00:22:49.920 sounds fishy to begin with. You locked yourself in con 416 00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:53.440 a massive convection of it by accident, and then like 417 00:22:53.559 --> 00:22:55.759 there was no other people being like where did she go? 418 00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:57.839 She's number five hours cooking alive. 419 00:22:58.720 --> 00:23:07.759 Literally like people heard like screams and ship and yeah. 420 00:23:05.640 --> 00:23:08.480 Yeah did they? But she was in there for five hours. 421 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:11.400 I heard. How the hell I didn't. I didn't hear 422 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:12.720 the timeline that. 423 00:23:13.640 --> 00:23:16.480 Okay, let's I just want to look quickly. Okay, Oh, 424 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:18.480 I would bring back Jesus. 425 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:23.920 How did you do that? Wine trick? Yeah? 426 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:27.279 Were you a real person? I hope so he was 427 00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:34.079 a real person. I know. I would bring back Jesus. 428 00:23:34.839 --> 00:23:37.359 I want I want one person to stand ton to 429 00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:39.480 tod with me and just be like, no, hard, she 430 00:23:39.640 --> 00:23:43.119 actually did learn that and that was a real miracle, 431 00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:45.759 and like, have your fucking facts come out. 432 00:23:47.640 --> 00:23:50.839 I would bring back Anne Frank because well, she'll come 433 00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:53.759 up later. I'm just to be like, did your father 434 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:56.480 actually write that book? And are you did you? Was 435 00:23:56.519 --> 00:23:57.319 it what you said? 436 00:23:57.359 --> 00:23:59.279 Because there's there's's a lot, there's a lot you can 437 00:23:59.319 --> 00:24:00.759 learn from a lot of peo people like Frank. 438 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:02.279 You can learn how to be a great hide and 439 00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:02.920 seek player. 440 00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:06.839 Yeah, And Frank's sister said that all the footage that 441 00:24:06.920 --> 00:24:09.440 you see, this is her words, All the footage that 442 00:24:09.480 --> 00:24:11.400 you see from the concentration. 443 00:24:10.880 --> 00:24:15.079 Camps were filmed afterwards. Her words. 444 00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:16.880 She said that there was snow on the ground and 445 00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:19.240 all this stuff, and that the footage you see of 446 00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:22.279 everyone like in their stripe pajamas behind the barb wires 447 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:25.119 or were was all filmed after And this is her 448 00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:28.480 on live television like the eighties sixties. 449 00:24:29.119 --> 00:24:32.200 Kind of makes sense though, No, because like you think, 450 00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:36.920 the concentration games would have been filmed regularly. 451 00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:38.039 I don't know. 452 00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:41.200 Man, if I was doing that, I'd be like, no cameras, please, 453 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:42.599 let's let's keep this rolling. 454 00:24:42.680 --> 00:24:44.519 Like Princess Diana. 455 00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:46.880 I wouldn't be happy with a bunch of Oh I 456 00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:48.559 heard she got in a car crash, yes? 457 00:24:49.119 --> 00:24:52.240 Or did she? Or was she murdered? Because one thing they're. 458 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:54.279 Wrong, damn it, that was my Joe. I don't know 459 00:24:54.279 --> 00:24:55.599 if I said it last week. 460 00:24:55.640 --> 00:24:58.319 What I was like, did you hear Diana was on 461 00:24:58.559 --> 00:25:00.680 Uh was on the radio the other day. 462 00:25:02.599 --> 00:25:05.400 And the windshield and I. 463 00:25:05.319 --> 00:25:06.160 Did not hear that. 464 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:06.640 That's bad. 465 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:09.519 Yeah, she she called the royal family not human. 466 00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:14.480 So we'll see Elvis Presley, mother Teresa supposed to be 467 00:25:14.519 --> 00:25:17.400 traffic children. That's a not a fact. But it's just it's, 468 00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:19.119 oh yeah, don't fucking. 469 00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:21.160 Don't. 470 00:25:21.240 --> 00:25:26.599 Don't say stuff like that. That loses credibility in yourself Halloween. 471 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:31.480 See uh. But no, there is a big speculations that 472 00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:34.599 she was involved with some very dark stuff. Uh. They 473 00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:37.319 all are many, like Gandhi was this great guy and 474 00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:39.920 it's like me while he's being radicalized by the supposed 475 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:41.480 to be the Muslims and stuff like that, and then 476 00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:44.039 he did have sex with his thirteen year old cousin. 477 00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:48.279 That is a fact, So I was okay, then, my god. 478 00:25:48.440 --> 00:25:48.680 Was it? 479 00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:49.920 Okay? Don't take it off? 480 00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:51.319 Look weird. 481 00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:55.799 Without it, you're a boor at so weird. You can 482 00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:58.160 bring back Rasputin right, and then you'd have him like 483 00:25:58.200 --> 00:26:00.720 tell you some stuff. Was your dick actually thirteen inches? 484 00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:04.039 Let's find out. As Billy proceeds. 485 00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:07.920 To get on his knees, Saddam Hussein man, there's so 486 00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:11.839 many compete, that's what they said. 487 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:15.599 And they have his penis in a jar. It's on display. 488 00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:21.799 Bro oh a box, I gotta dig in a box man. 489 00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:23.920 We have fun, we have videos and a bunch of 490 00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:26.920 stuff later. So let's get back into necromancy. So uh, 491 00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:30.319 the idea goes back to like shamanism and predates the 492 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:33.440 Greek antiquity. Involves the practices where you know, they would 493 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:38.279 go on this trance like state, and he asked them questions. 494 00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:41.720 Is believed that the spirits have access to knowledge that 495 00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:45.440 the living don't, and ancient salmons could trap tap into 496 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:48.799 that knowledge a little tap tap too. It is also 497 00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:52.880 argued the necromancy origins go back even further still to 498 00:26:52.920 --> 00:26:56.960 the Stone Age practice of ancient whether our ancestors worshiped. 499 00:26:57.440 --> 00:27:01.640 Religious beliefs that venerate the dead are among the oldest 500 00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:05.119 in the world, with rituals involving the remains of those 501 00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:09.079 who have passed on, back to the the neanderthals Uh 502 00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:14.759 in Jericho, and with ritual sites dated back between seven seven, 503 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:17.799 seventy two twenty and fifty eight to fifty. 504 00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:21.400 Your ear mustache is losing peel too, isn't that I 505 00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:22.359 keep pushing mind bake. 506 00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:24.799 I have to push it onto my skin because my. 507 00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:28.400 Real slowly as you talk, like it's slowly starts. 508 00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:32.519 I feel like, you know, like you know when uh, 509 00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:35.799 I don't know. It's like when Jim Carrey and brew 510 00:27:35.880 --> 00:27:39.799 Somebody's back and the cookery crumbles. Just making fun of 511 00:27:39.799 --> 00:27:42.640 Walter Cronkite. I feel like I'm Walter Cronkite, Like I 512 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:44.720 just I have to like talk like this and it's 513 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:47.599 like it keeps like it's weird because it's blocking my 514 00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:48.559 mouth kind. 515 00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:51.599 Of well, it just fully shave everything before you put 516 00:27:51.599 --> 00:27:52.039 on things. 517 00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:54.400 Come on, man, now, I'm not Billy's trying to make 518 00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:56.200 a bet with me to make a Hitler mustache and 519 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:58.680 I can't do it. You ruined Charlie Chaplin's mustache. K 520 00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:01.920 can't name your kid eight off anymore. Canton can't do anything. 521 00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:02.799 It's not fun. 522 00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:06.000 What a great name? Before that? Anyway, I bet you 523 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.839 a Dolph. 524 00:28:09.319 --> 00:28:10.920 What if you named your kid a Dolph and its 525 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:14.160 spelled the city, but it's named a Dolf, It's not 526 00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:18.240 a Dolf. Please that This is Billy's favorite late night 527 00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:24.720 movie when uh Necromancer, So yeah, pretty crazy necromancy even 528 00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:29.200 gets mentioned in the Old Testament, specifically Samuel whoever that 529 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:34.119 guy was twenty eight three twenty five Via Britannicle. She 530 00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:36.279 is called the Witch of Endoor. We did mention her 531 00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:39.279 last year on the Witch episode The Witch of Endoor. 532 00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:40.000 Look at her. 533 00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:43.359 She got her floppy boobies out. Sloppy boot. 534 00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:49.160 Sloppy floppy boobies, you man, Yes, they definitely were. She 535 00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:52.160 probably had many kids, you know. Just conjuring the dead 536 00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:54.039 as a she could be a really fun time. We 537 00:28:54.039 --> 00:28:57.319 should all try it. Uh So. Yeah. She was the 538 00:28:57.359 --> 00:29:02.200 consultant of Saul, the first King of Israel, even though 539 00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:05.880 the Brooklyn Museum notes that Saul himself outlawed necromancy and 540 00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:08.839 communication with the dead. He asked her to use her 541 00:29:08.880 --> 00:29:12.880 talisman to summon the spirit of the prophet Samuel. He 542 00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:16.559 wanted to know the outcome of the upcoming battle against 543 00:29:16.599 --> 00:29:19.759 the Philistines, and it wasn't good news for old soul. 544 00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:21.319 The spirit told. 545 00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:23.680 Him he and his son would die in battle and 546 00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:31.720 Israel would fall. Let's hope that happens again. For saying 547 00:29:31.759 --> 00:29:32.640 that man. 548 00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:41.880 Yes, trink or treat trick or treat. 549 00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:49.039 Oh man, So Famiah says that on who that is, 550 00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:51.799 there is a few interesting things going on here with 551 00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:54.640 the evolution of the story and the imagery that has 552 00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:58.599 been used to tell tales over centuries. Originally, it was 553 00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:02.079 Saul at the center of the images, and the woman 554 00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:07.400 was referred to as either necromancer, sorcerer, or given her 555 00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:10.359 or medium. It wasn't until the fifteenth century that the 556 00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:13.880 images started to show her front and center, summoning spirits 557 00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:15.960 of Samuel, and it was only in the sixteenth century 558 00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:20.640 she was given the title, which the narrative has shifted 559 00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:23.160 from being about a king who wanted to know the 560 00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:27.200 future to a woman summoning the dead to tell him. 561 00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:31.079 So it's like like everything in history, we don't we 562 00:30:31.160 --> 00:30:32.680 don't really know what's going on. 563 00:30:32.839 --> 00:30:35.839 You know, he got a cut in his belly. 564 00:30:35.839 --> 00:30:38.480 I don't know he's dead because he's dead. 565 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.759 Is this bush hair covering his dick? What a lengthy 566 00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:43.359 bush hair? 567 00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:45.799 Man? They didn't have razors back then and stuff. They 568 00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:50.000 didn't have manscape, So like wan to keep looking deeper. 569 00:30:50.119 --> 00:30:50.599 Don't worry. 570 00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:57.200 What's going on here? Is that a thong? One? You 571 00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:57.599 like this? 572 00:30:57.839 --> 00:30:58.359 With this one? 573 00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:10.480 Some of Jesus, everybody must give me lettuce. Don't don't 574 00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:10.920 get mad. 575 00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:16.960 That's what God wants, so crazy. So yeah, so the Greek, 576 00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:20.680 the Greeks were obsessed with this, you know what. 577 00:31:20.559 --> 00:31:23.880 I mean, Aaron's still fucking not here. 578 00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:27.759 He's getting there, He's coming. Don't worry. I'm gonna make him. 579 00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:29.319 We're all just own his life forever. 580 00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:31.839 I don't think he's coming, He's going. 581 00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:33.960 To if he doesn't. It is right now, it is, 582 00:31:35.240 --> 00:31:39.839 I think it is. It's twelve forty am. So how's 583 00:31:39.839 --> 00:31:42.440 he not getting home yet? That piece of living poop? 584 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:45.079 That? 585 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:45.839 What do you drink? 586 00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:54.839 It? Really, keith Man, you're you're a weird guy. It's beer. 587 00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:57.119 Whyn't not weird, just. 588 00:31:57.079 --> 00:31:57.759 A weird guy. 589 00:31:58.440 --> 00:31:59.079 Beer's beer. 590 00:31:59.599 --> 00:32:04.440 It's yeah, okay, I just wanted to I'm putting on 591 00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:08.079 the beer pounce here. I can see that. I can 592 00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:08.839 see that. 593 00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:16.440 Okay, what in the fuck? So, yes, the Greek rips, 594 00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:19.759 they were obsessed. They were obsessed, you know, with with 595 00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:23.880 the speaking to the dead. Take the tale of uh Orphus. 596 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:25.039 Orpheus. 597 00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:28.880 He's like Morpheus, but he likes to get fucked in 598 00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:29.440 his ass. 599 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:34.200 Well, okay, he's Orpheus. I was gonna say a joke 600 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:36.720 with a little more class than that, but sure. 601 00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:45.200 Uh so the take the Tale of Orpheus. Uh not, 602 00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:48.440 this is making my like mustache feel weird. Not only 603 00:32:48.519 --> 00:32:53.200 did he head into the underworld to rescue his beloved, 604 00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:57.359 who disappeared the moment he looked back, the one thing 605 00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:59.000 that Hades has told him. 606 00:32:58.880 --> 00:32:59.359 Not to do. 607 00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:04.839 So he looked away from her, and then he looked 608 00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:08.279 back and she was gone. Because Haiti was like, nah ah, 609 00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:09.720 you don't do that. 610 00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:11.640 Told you not to look back. 611 00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:17.559 Yeah, one look, his ultimate fate wasn't you know? 612 00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:17.720 So? 613 00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:21.440 Uh oh so? But then his his decapitated head did 614 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:25.759 some serious prophesizing. Uh so, that's weird. So is this 615 00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:26.279 guy gay? 616 00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:26.720 You mean? 617 00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:28.079 Like after he was cut off. 618 00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:31.279 Not only did he not only did he head into 619 00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:34.079 the underworld to rescue his beloved, who disappeared in the 620 00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:35.920 moment he looked back the one thing he told not 621 00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:40.680 to do, but his decapitated head did some serious prophecies. Interesting, 622 00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:42.440 did his wife contra. 623 00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:45.200 No, I'm thinking like he talked like a chicken, like 624 00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:47.839 when you're still alive after your head chopped off for 625 00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:48.319 a minute. 626 00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:52.880 This costume is very hot. I'm not gonna lie. So 627 00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:55.720 he did his uh so pretty crazy? His ultimate fate 628 00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:59.200 wasn't pleasant. He was decapitated by the woman of Thress, 629 00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:04.640 but his continue to sing and speak. Biblical archaeology says 630 00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:08.880 that it ended up on the islands of the Islands 631 00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:09.639 of Lesbos. 632 00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:11.360 It's a real island. 633 00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:14.800 Sounds like a nice island. 634 00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:19.519 Where it was discovered by muses and put in the care. 635 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:22.039 You see is big signs that go, we don't need 636 00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:22.719 no man. 637 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.920 We might die off in fifty years, but we don't 638 00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:26.800 need no man. 639 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:29.079 Now. 640 00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:33.159 They got the sperm banks like fucking like Futurama did 641 00:34:33.239 --> 00:34:36.440 with the with the Amazon women. 642 00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:39.519 If you uh, they're milking them like. 643 00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:42.880 If you if you put a hundred if you put 644 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.760 one hundred women and ten men on an island, you'll 645 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:49.639 have a thriving civilization. If you put one hundred trans 646 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.079 women and ten men on an island, everyone, you'll find 647 00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:54.800 a bunch of skeletons in one hundred years. 648 00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:06.960 Bo. That wasn't even that scary stuff. No, you need 649 00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:10.440 to be held accountable for your garbage joke you just made. 650 00:35:11.519 --> 00:35:14.480 It wasn't time somebody needs to come back. You were 651 00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:18.039 running that ship back. You told a joke about as 652 00:35:18.079 --> 00:35:20.079 good as my nephew would. 653 00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:22.559 Yeah, that wasn't a great way to I think. 654 00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:25.239 That was really bad. I just need everyone to like 655 00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:30.719 just milk that and necromancy. Right there you go, you 656 00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:31.199 can move on. 657 00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:35.000 So uh yeah, so pretty crazy. 658 00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:38.159 So then that his skull was put into this cave 659 00:35:38.199 --> 00:35:40.599 where so many people came to counsel him. So his 660 00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:43.039 head was still alive, and he was like, come talk 661 00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:45.159 to me, I will tell you the future. 662 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:47.960 Oh it was more than just like the six seconds 663 00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:49.679 or sixty seconds you get when a chicken. 664 00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:51.599 No, yeah, I thought it was just I thought that's 665 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:52.199 what they meant like. 666 00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:54.000 It was just like after he cut off, like I've 667 00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:56.639 seen things and started like spewing a bunch of prophecies. 668 00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:57.880 At that point I've heard that's. 669 00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:01.320 Yeah, he's like jeez, I don't know, and he's like 670 00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:02.159 just fucking dying. 671 00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:03.639 But you can see. 672 00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:10.800 A guy he's just like kidding, I'm kidding. Everybody cad down. 673 00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:12.840 It's just a funny topic considering what we're facing in 674 00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:13.559 the world right now. 675 00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:19.840 So the cole Paine didn't kill himself. He's just like 676 00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:24.960 ranting off like this random ship, this skull, the skull's 677 00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:26.239 didn't fit. 678 00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:29.719 Yeah, the club actually fit. And they say he was 679 00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:33.159 holding his hand like really wide. So it's like how 680 00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:35.199 And there's like, well, he's ojay, he's such a good 681 00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.400 football player. You know, he's a good guy. 682 00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:39.480 He can't be lying about a glove. 683 00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:42.880 There's no way, man. 684 00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:48.000 You should have made somebody else put the glove on him. 685 00:36:48.199 --> 00:36:50.559 He's like, I just this is how my hands always are. 686 00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:51.639 I've been catching football. 687 00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.800 I was telling Derek on the dag Louiene stream about 688 00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:57.280 our our the song that we made up that. He 689 00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:58.760 was like, do you want to be the step dad 690 00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:01.440 that kills me? And I was like, sure, when you 691 00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:06.679 when you go off your meds, it's funny, man, we 692 00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:09.079 have to do some stuff like that again. But this 693 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:14.960 so the skull necromancy, where's my skull? The skull necromancy 694 00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.079 the practice is consulting the decapitated skull of the head 695 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.320 of the person for some inside knowledge. 696 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.039 He gets, he gets the brain. 697 00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:29.159 Orpheus wasn't the only head that sent part of his 698 00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:34.960 afterlife giving prophecies. Uh Stockholm University says that Spata's king 699 00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:41.199 clem Clemius, clemis Clemus whatever, was said to have kept 700 00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:44.280 his head in his friend. He kept the friend. He 701 00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.360 kept the head of his friend in a jar and 702 00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:51.400 preserved it in honey, brought it out to be consulted 703 00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:53.079 on important matters. 704 00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:56.000 Do you think I should date her? 705 00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.199 I was just I was gonna say, like, is she crazy? 706 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:00.199 Yeah? 707 00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.320 Is she crazy? Should I date her? 708 00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:03.519 No? 709 00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:06.679 She's fucking this lunatic. She's gotten only fans she's not 710 00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:10.960 telling you about. Oh fuck watching those like that whatever 711 00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:14.000 podcast with all those really dumb OnlyFans chicks, I'm like, man, 712 00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:17.480 I've never heard so many dumb women speak in my life. 713 00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:21.119 There's really dumb women out there. There's dumb men too, 714 00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:22.079 but very dumb women. 715 00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:26.480 Well, okay, let's let's back that up. 716 00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:30.119 It's not that there's it's not that you just heard 717 00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:33.360 dumb women speaking. It's that usually on those podcasts that 718 00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:36.960 usually a dumb man doesn't get on a microphone. 719 00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:40.440 Are you sure about that they give Trump a microphone. 720 00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:43.599 I don't mind him. I like him. I like his style. 721 00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:47.800 Okay, whatever I had that sales after this episode comes out, 722 00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:50.480 you'll hear how somebody I brought someone on the show 723 00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:54.199 that thinks he's the anti Christ. That'd be fun, what Brandon, 724 00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:55.880 I've had it with the episode of the of the 725 00:38:55.880 --> 00:38:58.440 first episodes out already, but he came back for part 726 00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:01.039 two to explain why Trump is Antichrist, so that will 727 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:01.559 be interesting. 728 00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:03.639 But he just said he. 729 00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:05.920 Was no that Trump is the I had a guy 730 00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:10.000 on the show that said that Trump is the and like, 731 00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.320 there's some things. I don't think he's a savior. I 732 00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:13.920 don't think any of these people are a savior. I 733 00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:15.760 think they're all put it in there for a reason and 734 00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:18.400 stuff like that. Right, But watching there's some things I 735 00:39:18.519 --> 00:39:20.320 like that Trump says, and then there's some things where 736 00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:23.239 I'm like, you talk to the stupidest people in the world, 737 00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:25.760 Like the way he says things, No wonder all these 738 00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:31.559 people are like just ge't be afraid of a seal. Yeah, 739 00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:34.599 And it's like, man, he he speaks to like everyone 740 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:36.559 from some of the well, I wouldn't say some of 741 00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:38.559 the smartest people, but he talks to the idiots. 742 00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:40.039 And I know there's people out there like Trump. 743 00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:44.079 I think that they're all been gotten to and the 744 00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:46.840 fact that he loves to he's he's saying he's gonna 745 00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:49.320 throw all the anti Semites in jail. So I don't 746 00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:54.000 know if I trust him that much. Yeah, he yes. 747 00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:56.880 Back back to necromancy. So he's like, you know, talking 748 00:39:56.880 --> 00:40:00.599 to the skull, giving it a little kissy and uh, 749 00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:08.079 magical Texas, I miss you, Brian, magical Texas from ancient 750 00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:11.719 Greek uh uh talks supposed to be in some ways 751 00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:14.639 the skulls were prepared. Uh specify some of the ways 752 00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:18.239 the skulls were prepared in order to open up between 753 00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:22.639 the living and the dead. The communication necromancy in ancient 754 00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:28.880 Greece could definitely end poorly, as it was for Permander. 755 00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:36.320 Permander the tyrant of Corih Corinthia, corinth Corinthia corinthen uh 756 00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:39.559 and it's not Corinthia's corinthen Uh. He summoned his dead 757 00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:42.360 wife to find out where she was buried, where she 758 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:45.559 buried some money. It's kind of smart, you know, you 759 00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:47.480 bring back like the mafia boss and you're like. 760 00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:51.320 Hey, no, where's the money. Can you tell me where's 761 00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:54.559 the money? You know it's to me a mania, you know, 762 00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:59.320 I need to know what the money is. Luigi telling 763 00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:00.000 me where the money? 764 00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:00.280 He is? 765 00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:05.360 Mario, Please, Luigi, Luigi. I know I killed you, but 766 00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:07.440 you fucking annoyed the ship out of me. 767 00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:18.559 I just wanted to fred I watched your Peach's peach. 768 00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:24.360 I watched her change one time, one time, and that was. 769 00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:26.239 Luigi definitely tried to fuck Prince's Peach. 770 00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:30.960 I just said, I said, one drunken, stupid night to go, 771 00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:32.400 you want to fuck? 772 00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:35.599 So I save her from that crazy racist donkey Kong. 773 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:39.039 You know, no, that that monkey, that donkey monkey, and 774 00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:41.239 then you'll go behind my back and you fuck my 775 00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:48.599 beautiful princess beach. Oh, I was gonna say that. If 776 00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:52.039 anyone wants to play a drinking game, oh yeah, oh yeah, 777 00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:55.599 oh yeah, anytime you heard me Mario sound effect, you 778 00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:59.559 can have a drink like, there's one more ahead? Where's 779 00:41:59.599 --> 00:41:59.880 that one? 780 00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:01.840 Late for a drinking game? Right now? We're in. 781 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:04.039 That's fine. We got lots to go, so you better 782 00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:06.480 be prepared. And if Aaron shows up, it'll be even crazier. 783 00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:08.320 Billy's gonna get wasted on. 784 00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:12.880 This sounds like totally bit of dad real quick. 785 00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:17.519 Uh so yeah, this guy. 786 00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:19.559 How much longer I can do this mustache? 787 00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:21.400 So heads, it's fine. If you want to take off 788 00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:22.320 the mustache, you gotta do it. 789 00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:26.400 Driving me nuts, it's just holding up up here and 790 00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:29.039 it feels good. Now. Oh there it goes. 791 00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:33.880 The wife texts me. She's like, sometimes you're talking really fast. 792 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:37.079 That's kind of what I do. 793 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:37.360 Though. 794 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:39.840 I got a call. 795 00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:41.679 He looks weird without the mustache. 796 00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:45.679 No, it looks weird. I think it looks better with 797 00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:49.119 the mustache. You look like you do, look like Borat. 798 00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:51.639 I was all hyped up for this episode. It's an order. 799 00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:56.280 I'm almost sweaty and stuff. How's the dog marmalade? He's good? 800 00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:00.159 Oh? 801 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:02.480 Yes, So necromancy is the ancient Greece. 802 00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:05.320 I could uh. An ancient Greece could definitely end poorly 803 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:09.039 with necromancy. This tire into right. He summoned his dead 804 00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:11.159 wife to find out where she buried some money, and 805 00:43:11.320 --> 00:43:15.039 while while she told him, she also reminded him that 806 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:19.760 he gotten too frisky and he violated her corpse. 807 00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:22.679 Fucking gross. 808 00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:24.519 He fucked her corpse. 809 00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:36.000 Man, that is gross. I wouldn't had to do this 810 00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:39.679 if you didn't have a headache last night before before. 811 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:45.800 Yep, Billy, who the fuck is Billy? 812 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:55.599 Hell? God, man, I can't open anything with these gloves. 813 00:43:55.599 --> 00:44:06.119 I gotta use my fucking teeth. Strange. Might you having fun? Yeah? 814 00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:08.480 I'm having fun. It's whole point of this draft. 815 00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:11.679 Kings should have done a bet to see if who 816 00:44:11.719 --> 00:44:16.280 falls over first time or well, it's too late now. 817 00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:18.159 I'm not falling over. 818 00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:21.559 Though, I'm gonna post that to the page. I still 819 00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:22.159 got the video. 820 00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:25.280 I don't want you better not post anything. I gotta 821 00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:26.039 make a new drink. 822 00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:28.400 That's a good video, all right. 823 00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:32.360 So well, while we get into my poor drink, let's 824 00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:46.119 let's play another video. This one's fun, yo, There are 825 00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:47.800 so many of those videos. 826 00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:48.480 It's weird. 827 00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:51.000 You want to go out, you want to go out 828 00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:51.960 and hit the town like this? 829 00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:54.480 I would it would be very funny for us to 830 00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:56.920 go out on the town dressed to Mario Luigi. 831 00:44:57.159 --> 00:44:57.480 It would. 832 00:44:57.480 --> 00:44:59.920 It would obviously be more fun if we would think. 833 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:06.800 So funny. You want to get stock in between a sandwich? 834 00:45:11.239 --> 00:45:14.039 All right here, this one's kind of fun. 835 00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:18.679 Mario is actually the bad guy, and Bowser Junior is 836 00:45:18.719 --> 00:45:21.880 trying to stop him from unliving his friends. Hello, I 837 00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:24.639 am Mario, and I am an evil demon that takes 838 00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:28.320 the lives of goombas and koupas for fun. After defeating Bowser, 839 00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:31.400 I was twisted by the power, fame, and fortune that 840 00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:34.480 came with my victory. I turned into a monster and 841 00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:37.880 ruled the Mushroom Kingdom with an iron fist. I locked 842 00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:40.280 Princess Peach and all of my toads away so I 843 00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:45.519 wouldn't have any witnesses. However, Bowser's son, Bowser Junior, attempted 844 00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:48.840 to stop me and rescue the princess, which I couldn't allow. 845 00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:52.199 With his loyal Koopa Troopa and Goomba friends, they were 846 00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:55.880 able to get past my defenses and enter the mushroom Kingdom, 847 00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:59.920 but were mercilessly unlive in front of their own families, 848 00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:01.440 a symbol. 849 00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:06.920 Of why I fucking knew it. 850 00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:10.360 Luigi's over here, trying to be a good Luigi's the 851 00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:13.239 middle ground, dude. He's like, look like, you're my brother. 852 00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:15.559 I'm gonna stand by you, but what you're doing is wrong. 853 00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:16.719 And You're like, now, fuck you. 854 00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.280 This is so good man. Peanut butter whiskey is delicious. 855 00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:24.760 I wish I'm not allowed to lick her anymore. 856 00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:27.920 Yes, I'm sure. Why is that? 857 00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:32.880 I completely cut myself? They nothing good ever comes from it. Man, 858 00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:35.039 It's bad. That's the only that's the only thing that 859 00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:36.480 can like alter my mind that way. 860 00:46:36.559 --> 00:46:39.840 As long as I drink, If I just drink beer 861 00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:42.599 or wine, great, I have a great night. I'm always fine. 862 00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:46.719 Nothing bad ever happens as soon as I like. It 863 00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:49.920 sucks too, because whiskey is my favorite peanut. 864 00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:51.599 Butter whisky is one shot of. 865 00:46:51.559 --> 00:46:54.400 It, Like it's game over. Like I'm to be a 866 00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:58.280 fucking menace to society. It's not worth it. 867 00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:13.440 So yeah, this guy, he this uh perminder guy whatever 868 00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:16.800 he uh he not only dabbled in necromancy that you 869 00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:20.239 maybe could backfire. Yeah, so he brought his His wife 870 00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:22.840 was like, yeah, you fucked my corpse. I wasn't appreciated 871 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.559 of that. That's pretty fucked up. And while she told him, 872 00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:27.719 she also reminded him that he had gotten too frisky. 873 00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:32.760 She demanded it demanded a sacrifice of clothing, which resulted 874 00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:36.000 in his orders that the women of the city publicly 875 00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:38.199 strip and hand over their clothes. 876 00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:43.280 Oh sounds sexy publicly. Yeah, he's getting his rocks off 877 00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:43.800 for sure. 878 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:45.360 Did he make this up? 879 00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:48.320 Though? My wife told me because I raped her corpse, 880 00:47:48.320 --> 00:47:49.159 that you need to. 881 00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:53.039 You need to get everyone needs. 882 00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:56.519 Yeah that sounds that sounds weird. That sounds like a 883 00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:58.920 really weird request coming from a dead lady. 884 00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:07.039 So Biblical archaeologist The Archaeology says that per Perander. Permander 885 00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.880 wasn't the only one to find out the dabbling and 886 00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:14.400 necromancy could backfire or table away. There was some guy 887 00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.840 from Sparta. Uh was credited for leading the Greece Uh 888 00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:22.920 the Greece to victory over Persia. But after the battle 889 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:26.400 he kicked off the classic age age of Greece. He 890 00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:30.719 descended into tyrannical madness and a bit of treason. Oh 891 00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:35.039 sounds like our current government, but he Uh he had 892 00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:40.719 it back to uh Bazoo bizant Totum Byzantum, where he 893 00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:44.239 fell in love with a girl named uh Clone Knight 894 00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:51.400 clos Clonese. It happened Clone and uh her and he 895 00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:54.000 brought her to the chambers one night. The lights were 896 00:48:54.039 --> 00:48:57.639 off to protect the modesty he was about to take, 897 00:48:57.719 --> 00:48:59.480 so he turned off the lights just to make sure, 898 00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:03.719 And when she arrived, knocked over a lamp and woke 899 00:49:03.800 --> 00:49:06.800 him from his tormented sleep. He leaped up and killed her. 900 00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:11.360 Now harassed by her ghost, this guy consulted with an 901 00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:14.800 oracle who revealed that her spirit said all you needed 902 00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:17.800 to do to be at peace was to return home 903 00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:21.320 to Spata easy, so he went back, unforseately f him 904 00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:25.920 Sparta was waiting to Uh to bring him upon his 905 00:49:26.039 --> 00:49:29.400 trees and charges, which they did. Now let's hopefully let's 906 00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:33.320 we should make it. We need to do that here, Billy, 907 00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:34.559 do you use that wood stove? 908 00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:39.199 Yeah? 909 00:49:39.320 --> 00:49:41.920 Then they then they, you know they they Okay, they 910 00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:44.400 charged this guy of treason. This is the perfect thing 911 00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:48.760 that that some of these leaders should face, especially Trudeau, 912 00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:50.960 would be. They bricked him up inside of the wall 913 00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:55.159 in a temple. Sprick him up, man, brick him up. Now, 914 00:49:55.480 --> 00:50:00.760 Michael Jackson, you know me, you a wood stove. 915 00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:02.519 Look at all the wood. What's the wood for if 916 00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:03.199 I don't use it? 917 00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:05.239 Fucking I don't know. 918 00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:08.199 There's actually hey, there's a fun fact, phrad there's no 919 00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:09.320 natural gas out. 920 00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:12.599 Here, only the one from your ass and the one 921 00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:13.440 coming out of your mouth. 922 00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:22.679 Sob Greek oracles were consulted on matters of extreme importance, 923 00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:26.679 and one of the most famous was Apollo's oracle Delphia 924 00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:31.679 Delphi Delfi Sure National Geographic says that it was Delphi 925 00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:39.039 where priestesses called the Piaphas gained access to Apollo's prophecies. 926 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.280 But they were weren't the only oracles doing business. There 927 00:50:43.320 --> 00:50:45.480 was another on top of a hill where the three 928 00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:46.960 of the five rivers of. 929 00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:48.920 Haiti meant Hades. 930 00:50:49.320 --> 00:50:53.960 The site included subterranean rooms and walls that were eleven 931 00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:58.480 inches thick. Theck this was the home of the oracle 932 00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:06.360 of the dead. Uh place spoken Jesus and uh here 933 00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:10.800 here Doddis's stories, all these stupid Greek words. I'm sorry, 934 00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:15.119 I did. I haven't studied ancient Greek. I haven't studied 935 00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:15.559 ancient Greek. 936 00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:16.559 Okay, give me a break. 937 00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:21.119 Greek high Greek high definite. 938 00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:22.039 I can't relax. Man. 939 00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:24.440 I told sorry, I was gonna drink some coffee before this, 940 00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.400 and he's like, you shouldn't do that. You're already high 941 00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:30.119 strung as it is. And I'm like, that's true, it's true. 942 00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:34.679 This also has caffeine in, and so to the caffeine, 943 00:51:34.679 --> 00:51:36.400 like the sort of crack fine pulls them through your 944 00:51:36.440 --> 00:51:40.039 veins of powerful vaccines as an apathy line my mine. 945 00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:50.480 Greek high definition says that Necromantan of the Youth of 946 00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:59.800 Ephra was active was active around the fourth century BC, 947 00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:03.760 and visitors who wanted to consult the dead would descend 948 00:52:03.800 --> 00:52:07.199 into the chambers and perform rituals in order to open 949 00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:10.920 lines of communication. Just how legit was the oracle is 950 00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:15.360 up to debate, as they also note that the archaeologists. 951 00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:20.159 The archaeologists have uncovered certain mechanical devices believed to have 952 00:52:20.239 --> 00:52:23.719 been used to create the illusion that the rituals were 953 00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:27.360 actually working. Still, ancient texts suggests that the oracle was 954 00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:30.840 incredibly popular. So they're doing what the foxsters do. We'll 955 00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:35.480 eventually get into that. It was yeah, pretty crazy, so 956 00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:38.000 and the illusion. So it was also an ancient text 957 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:41.679 that suggests that the oracle was incredibly popular and even 958 00:52:41.880 --> 00:52:45.599 was the place where Audio uh Odisseus was said to 959 00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:52.559 summon teriosis to learn the future what was in store 960 00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:55.239 for him. It's kind of interesting. I would I would 961 00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:57.239 like to learn how to pronounce these words. I'd be nice, 962 00:52:57.679 --> 00:52:59.199 But I would also like to learn about like there 963 00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:03.639 is some crazy off about Greek mythology, you know us 964 00:53:03.400 --> 00:53:09.519 it's interesting. I'm more interested in like war history, you know. 965 00:53:10.760 --> 00:53:12.400 I always love Greek mythology. 966 00:53:12.519 --> 00:53:15.000 Can you tell me some fun facts about Greek mythology? 967 00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:16.599 Do you have any fun facts for tonight? Because I 968 00:53:16.599 --> 00:53:17.480 told you a very couple. 969 00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:20.119 Yeah, I got a bunch of fun facts, but like 970 00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:23.119 fun facts on Greek mythology, would just be things that 971 00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:28.519 everybody knows, Like I just like the whole idea of 972 00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:31.400 the stories of Poseidon, of Zeus, of things like that. 973 00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:32.039 Like I just. 974 00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:36.440 We're live, motherfucker, come join. 975 00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:39.360 Oh. I was like, you're talking to me. I'm like, 976 00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:44.039 I'm talking no, like fun fact. I don't. 977 00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.159 I don't know if I'm so well versed in it 978 00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:47.639 that I could come over with the fun fact that 979 00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:49.760 nobody else knows. 980 00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:54.079 Well, that's good for you, bud. Necromancy and uh so 981 00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:55.320 let's talk about the Middle East. 982 00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:56.400 It doesn't listen. 983 00:53:57.039 --> 00:53:58.480 Well, you didn't give me a fun fact, bro. 984 00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:03.000 No, you got like you got prescribed text in your 985 00:54:03.039 --> 00:54:05.519 head that it's like, no matter what this person says, 986 00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:07.440 this is what I'm going to say to it next. 987 00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:09.239 That's probably true. 988 00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:10.039 That's what you do. 989 00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:13.880 Yeah, but you said you didn't have a fact. 990 00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:17.679 It's never never mind, Carrie garry On, you. 991 00:54:17.679 --> 00:54:19.400 Said you couldn't bring one off the top of the 992 00:54:19.400 --> 00:54:20.440 head that people wouldn't know. 993 00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:22.760 Yo yo a ma riyo. 994 00:54:26.960 --> 00:54:29.239 God, it's no fun tonight, get a little more drunk 995 00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:31.599 and maybe you'll be more fun. Some of the ancient 996 00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:35.239 Greek sources said that the Necromantic knowledge came from the 997 00:54:35.280 --> 00:54:42.119 Middle East, and uh, here's things get extra surprising. So 998 00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:46.639 according to this department of bullshit, they say that like 999 00:54:46.719 --> 00:54:49.679 some like Moses warned against communication with the dead, this 1000 00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:52.360 is some like a university department is warning about this, 1001 00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:55.280 that they warned against communicating with the dead. Those who 1002 00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:57.920 actually were doing it didn't see anything weird or creepy 1003 00:54:58.079 --> 00:54:59.480 or evil at beout it. They're like, this is just 1004 00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:02.280 a fun time, man. I get to know the future. 1005 00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:05.679 I get to talk to my dead wife, you know, 1006 00:55:06.320 --> 00:55:08.639 she gets to tell me how great it is being 1007 00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:11.159 plowed by Saddam Hussein. I'm just you wentn't alive at 1008 00:55:11.199 --> 00:55:17.199 this time, you know. Muhammad or something the magi's sometimes called. 1009 00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:20.239 He never he's never too tired. He can always go 1010 00:55:20.280 --> 00:55:21.239 for around. 1011 00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:24.440 Yeah, no, wonder when he's he's married to a six 1012 00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:24.840 year old. 1013 00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:26.920 So Mohammad doesn't stop. 1014 00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:28.880 That's gonna gonna be murdered. 1015 00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:31.280 What they did you say that? I'm out, my god. 1016 00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:37.519 He's like Muhammad was a pedophile, go fuck yourself, or 1017 00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:38.679 so they called them. 1018 00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:39.480 All these days. 1019 00:55:41.880 --> 00:55:45.199 He was, it's in there, man, faty ma whatever. His 1020 00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:48.039 little bride that was like six years old. Fucking when 1021 00:55:48.039 --> 00:55:50.639 he married her, and then he fucking took her consummated 1022 00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:51.159 at nine. 1023 00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:57.199 Jesus do what said he waited three years? 1024 00:55:57.679 --> 00:55:59.880 I guess so. Well, at least it's not like the 1025 00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:00.519 al mood. 1026 00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:02.360 I'm not going to mention the names of those people 1027 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:05.519 where it's like it's okay to have sex with a 1028 00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:07.880 child under three as long as the hymen's not grown in. 1029 00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:10.440 That is in the towel mood. Everybody, you can look 1030 00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:16.280 it up. Pretty crazy, Yeah, I like these people sometimes 1031 00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:22.880 called the shamanatumu or the clan whatever one is called 1032 00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:27.639 the man, the man zuzu, the manzuzu, depending on the area. 1033 00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:32.480 I've heard that before. That's that's a god. 1034 00:56:32.679 --> 00:56:33.440 It's the magi. 1035 00:56:33.559 --> 00:56:36.960 It's like almost like a shaman kind of thing back 1036 00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:41.559 in in you know, and in like places where you 1037 00:56:41.559 --> 00:56:43.079 know there's stuff going. 1038 00:56:43.519 --> 00:56:52.559 If you that's an actual god manzuzu, I'm thinking you're right. 1039 00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:59.360 Never mind, I'll get a painting gangs Mario painting. 1040 00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:01.119 That is. 1041 00:57:03.960 --> 00:57:06.320 Remember, like nineties, kids used to wear the hats like this. 1042 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:08.800 You look so stupid. 1043 00:57:10.119 --> 00:57:13.719 Yeah, I'm really trying to be hip with the kids. 1044 00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:18.960 No, no, you look you look like barrat. Now you 1045 00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:21.119 look like you're wearing a turbine or something. 1046 00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:26.039 Is this all you break dance? I can kick it? 1047 00:57:26.840 --> 00:57:34.079 Like yes, the Jude down the well, it just. 1048 00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:36.880 Looks like a fucking shower cap on it. 1049 00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:40.079 It looks like some sort of weird turbine though, So yeah. 1050 00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:42.639 They called the Magi the mand Zoo depending on the area, 1051 00:57:43.079 --> 00:57:46.880 had some major sway in Egypt, throughout the Middle East, 1052 00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:50.519 and into India. Everybody loves India right now. They were 1053 00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:54.360 widely respected and often consulted by rulers who wanted to 1054 00:57:54.400 --> 00:57:57.199 know what the future held. You know what's funny, I've 1055 00:57:57.199 --> 00:58:01.280 been listening to older episodes right and and like there's 1056 00:58:01.280 --> 00:58:03.440 some episodes like I text you, I was like, I 1057 00:58:03.440 --> 00:58:06.119 want to really do Flat Earth because there is episodes 1058 00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:09.199 where I'm like, I understand why people did say that 1059 00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:11.079 we sound like Beavis and butt Head, that we just 1060 00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:13.880 sound like two idiots getting drunk, because we used to 1061 00:58:13.880 --> 00:58:16.559 get fairly drunk on the show and just talk shit. 1062 00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:17.760 And sometimes it is. 1063 00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:23.079 Yeah, like literally very drunk and it it it you know, 1064 00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:25.000 went off the rails a lot, and and still good 1065 00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:27.840 kind of goes off the rails to some extent, but 1066 00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:30.280 you know, at the end of the day. We were 1067 00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.079 just kind of having fun. There'll be more stuff than 1068 00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:37.320 being pushed onto the Patreon, but realistically we were just 1069 00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:40.800 being we were being fun guys. Uh you know, but 1070 00:58:41.000 --> 00:58:44.760 like my uh, my viewpoints have definitely changed a lot, 1071 00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.400 you can tell. And it's very funny because I was 1072 00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:50.519 listening to an older episode. I think it's like the 1073 00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.760 uh Dougway Bass episode, some of the more fun Alien 1074 00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:55.679 one we did, and I was like, I don't want 1075 00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:58.480 to bring politics into it, and I kept I used 1076 00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:01.039 to try to strictly keep politics out of the show. 1077 00:59:01.400 --> 00:59:03.599 And now I'm like, I don't care anymore. 1078 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:07.920 It's just like the world is so crazy. That wasn't 1079 00:59:07.960 --> 00:59:11.719 good attribute of yours, though, to be fair, you should 1080 00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:14.559 probably probably revisit that one. 1081 00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:17.760 I got too many things on the go. I have 1082 00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:20.079 you know how many mass immigration episodes I have ready 1083 00:59:20.079 --> 00:59:23.159 to go. I literally have one called the melt the 1084 00:59:23.199 --> 00:59:26.840 Scam of the Melting Pot. I have the hidden agenda 1085 00:59:26.880 --> 00:59:31.880 bekind behind multiculturalism in the mass emoration I have. It's 1086 00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:33.880 a fun time, man, I can't help it. If things 1087 00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:35.800 need to be talked about, I will talk about it. 1088 00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:37.400 I think that I have the platform and do it, 1089 00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:39.719 so let's talk about important issues. But right now we're 1090 00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:41.760 talking about how you can talk to the dead, and 1091 00:59:41.800 --> 00:59:44.599 I will try to keep things on topic on you know, 1092 00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:46.519 we're having a fun live show, but I'm gonna try 1093 00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:49.559 to tighten up the ship because after the Vlad the 1094 00:59:49.599 --> 00:59:51.880 Impaler episode didn't go the way that I wanted it to. 1095 00:59:52.199 --> 00:59:55.960 If I fucking cut your mic and just like dub 1096 00:59:56.039 --> 01:00:00.400 Donald Trump's voice over you, you'd you'd be iconic perfect 1097 01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:04.079 talks like this. He's like, yes, and we need this 1098 01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:05.440 and that. 1099 01:00:05.519 --> 01:00:09.519 Well, I am Italian man, I am Italian. I'm a 1100 01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:14.920 Japanese Italian man. You know it's me I saw. I 1101 01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:16.760 saw the video the other day and this guy made 1102 01:00:16.760 --> 01:00:20.599 me Mario. He was like, how funny would it be 1103 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:25.000 too in a So have your own accent, your native language? 1104 01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:28.239 So Canadian, I guess for us or this guy was American. Yes, Canadian, 1105 01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.119 and he's like I He's. 1106 01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:38.119 Like, adopt a white kid, but only speak Chinese in 1107 01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:41.400 front of him. So he only knows Chinese, but he 1108 01:00:41.440 --> 01:00:44.559 doesn't know Chinese as a native tongue. He just knows 1109 01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:49.440 Chinese in American accent. Everyone thinks he's being super racist, 1110 01:00:49.480 --> 01:00:51.840 but he actually has no idea how to talk an here. 1111 01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:57.000 I would love to see that. He's like, no, it's 1112 01:00:57.079 --> 01:00:58.320 just ching chong gee. 1113 01:01:00.239 --> 01:01:06.599 That's this is all I know, just like broken English. 1114 01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:09.840 It's like super but that's actually his primary Like. 1115 01:01:10.760 --> 01:01:12.559 Well, look at the Jamaican's. 1116 01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:18.480 Funny, so crazy. So there is a lot of people, 1117 01:01:18.559 --> 01:01:21.079 you know, talking to the dead. There's always you know, 1118 01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:24.079 going all over It was you know, made sense. People 1119 01:01:24.119 --> 01:01:25.599 wanted to know what was going on in the future. 1120 01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:27.880 So the souls of the dead were said to be 1121 01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:30.320 closer to God and have access to wealth and a 1122 01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:33.159 wealth of information about the past, president and future. The 1123 01:01:33.239 --> 01:01:37.639 idea that living could ask them about things were perfectly normal. 1124 01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:41.679 And Egypt, necromancers were associated with the cult of Osiris. 1125 01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:44.079 And here's the weird thing. Today we might think of 1126 01:01:44.119 --> 01:01:46.920 necromancers as raising the dead, but in ancient Egypt they 1127 01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:51.639 were behind rituals, incantations, and that prevented malevolent spirits from 1128 01:01:51.639 --> 01:01:56.239 possessing a body. Are reanimating it, you know, reanimating it. 1129 01:01:56.320 --> 01:01:58.440 It's like so something that comes back from the dead 1130 01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:00.400 and stuff. 1131 01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:01.880 You know. 1132 01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:05.760 Reanimator is a great movie. You're a really good horror 1133 01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:07.840 movie like that one. 1134 01:02:07.920 --> 01:02:08.360 It's good. 1135 01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.679 Yeah, reanimated, it's fun. You'll like it. 1136 01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:15.119 A scientist brings back like dead corpses back from the dead. 1137 01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:18.199 It's fun. You would actually enjoy it. You know. I 1138 01:02:18.239 --> 01:02:20.719 was telling my I was selling a kid at work. 1139 01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:23.079 He's like, you know, only I don't watch horror movies whatever, 1140 01:02:23.239 --> 01:02:25.280 And I was like, you selling, my buddy, Billy, Oh, 1141 01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:28.119 is it funny? Is it funny? You know what should watch? 1142 01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:30.039 Is it funny? 1143 01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:31.639 Yeah, that's all that matters. 1144 01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:36.320 Meanwhile, the magicians were said to get their power and 1145 01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:39.800 influence over the stars and turn that power into prophecy 1146 01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:43.519 and you know, necromancy. Necromancy underwent a major change in 1147 01:02:43.519 --> 01:02:46.159 the Middle Ages, and starting around thirteenth century it became 1148 01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:48.960 much darker. A practice that had largely been written off 1149 01:02:48.960 --> 01:02:52.679 as superstitious started getting the attention of scholars across the 1150 01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:57.800 Western Europe, where they begin to categorize magic. First, there 1151 01:02:57.840 --> 01:03:01.119 was the natural magic from the encycloped of the Renaissance, 1152 01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:06.119 the you know, philosophical kind of stuff, you know, describing 1153 01:03:06.519 --> 01:03:10.320 as active endeavors where power was drawn from the world 1154 01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:13.559 of the magician. Think of it as kind of things 1155 01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:18.599 like chemistry, where natural magic could coexist happily with Christianity 1156 01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:23.920 and the other kinds of magics. Couldn't that necromancy which 1157 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:28.760 had grown from the origin the original meaning, including black 1158 01:03:28.840 --> 01:03:32.960 magic or anything that's trying to control the realm that 1159 01:03:33.079 --> 01:03:36.679 is good living. Christian folk just didn't want to know 1160 01:03:36.719 --> 01:03:39.559 about it. So if they tried to tap into these 1161 01:03:39.599 --> 01:03:43.880 different realms, obviously Christians were like, that's satanic, and like 1162 01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:45.360 that's where like a lot of them think that, like 1163 01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:50.400 it's they also think that the guy that had on 1164 01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:52.639 that thinks that I like the dude, he's a good dude. 1165 01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:55.760 I like him, but things that Trump's the Antichrist is 1166 01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:58.519 very Christian, dude, And I'm like I said, I was, like, 1167 01:03:58.559 --> 01:04:00.400 I believe in some way you say, you know, but 1168 01:04:00.440 --> 01:04:02.880 I'm not religious, And I think there is the ability 1169 01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:05.920 to read between the lines and understand that there is 1170 01:04:05.960 --> 01:04:10.039 things within the Bible that we should hold close to us, 1171 01:04:10.079 --> 01:04:13.519 that we should under try to understand, you know, as 1172 01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:16.840 best as we can, because there is truth within all 1173 01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:20.320 of these historical books and with all and within all 1174 01:04:20.360 --> 01:04:23.320 of these religions. I believe, like there is truth withinside 1175 01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:24.880 of it. You have to kind of try to find it. 1176 01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:28.280 But he was like don't celebrate Halloween and Satanic and 1177 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.840 all that stuff, and like they sacrifice children. I know 1178 01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:33.119 all that stuff, but I do it because it's fun 1179 01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:36.119 and it's for kids. I'm not sacrificing anybody today. 1180 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:39.559 You know, today Halloween you will be but not today. 1181 01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:44.119 Maybe sacrifice the candy day, the candy will be sacrificed 1182 01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:47.719 into my mouth and diabetes. 1183 01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:50.199 With this big belly. 1184 01:04:51.639 --> 01:04:54.360 Diabetes. Surprised you don't have diabetes. 1185 01:04:54.920 --> 01:04:56.480 I'll be good. I go to the gym now, it's 1186 01:04:56.519 --> 01:04:58.599 fucking awesome. I have the place to myself. I just 1187 01:04:58.719 --> 01:05:00.880 blare the Raging disy today. It's really fun. 1188 01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:04.400 And Jimmy going to do that you have to play 1189 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:04.960 for yourself. 1190 01:05:05.239 --> 01:05:07.119 Oh well, I go out like four so it's nice 1191 01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:09.320 and I just nobody's there and I just can't blare 1192 01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:11.679 what I want. It's really nice. 1193 01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:14.199 So that, uh yeah. 1194 01:05:14.239 --> 01:05:16.159 Nextromancy though, and people like it was like kind of 1195 01:05:16.159 --> 01:05:17.960 like some people didn't see is evil. It's trying to 1196 01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:21.280 tap into the these realms, right, and dabbling into the 1197 01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:24.320 supernatural was something that the Church was vocally opposed to. 1198 01:05:24.639 --> 01:05:25.400 You don't do that. 1199 01:05:25.639 --> 01:05:28.719 The more Christian writers wrote on the subject of necromancy, 1200 01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:32.280 the other types of sorcery. The further from its origins 1201 01:05:32.320 --> 01:05:35.880 and the definitions it got, it became fused with practices 1202 01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:39.280 of different origins along the way, including like things like 1203 01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:45.360 animal sacrifice, spells, exorcisms, astro magic along the way and 1204 01:05:45.360 --> 01:05:49.159 include spirits of the necromancer. Conjuring for generations took a 1205 01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:52.679 whole new app aspects like later on, because they were 1206 01:05:52.800 --> 01:05:55.119 just they're messing around with a little too much, right, 1207 01:05:56.199 --> 01:05:57.679 and then they. 1208 01:05:58.119 --> 01:06:00.360 People got confused because it was supposed to be is thing. 1209 01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.519 It was like it was more wholesome at least from 1210 01:06:02.519 --> 01:06:04.079 what they're writing, is that it was kind of like 1211 01:06:04.199 --> 01:06:08.159 just a It wasn't as frowned upon, I would say, 1212 01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:12.440 as it became because of me. It was like kind 1213 01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:15.239 of like an everyday thing. People were just doing it 1214 01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:17.559 for fun, right, It's just like you know, what can 1215 01:06:17.599 --> 01:06:20.519 you tell me some knowledge from? And it was not 1216 01:06:20.800 --> 01:06:21.239 it was. 1217 01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:23.519 All those all those photos kind of look like in 1218 01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:26.519 a in an aspect of saying like we're keeping them 1219 01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:28.920 at bay and keeping the devil at bay, like go. 1220 01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:33.079 Back especially, yeah, this one, go back, even even go 1221 01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:39.760 back this one. Nope, like you're going forward, fox sakes back. 1222 01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:41.280 I don't know where I'm going this one. 1223 01:06:41.719 --> 01:06:45.559 Yeah, there you go. He's in a circle of like that. 1224 01:06:45.719 --> 01:06:47.639 And then you go to the other one too. There's 1225 01:06:47.679 --> 01:06:52.360 another one. Titties, Holy fuck me, you suck this one. 1226 01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:57.119 Yes, he's conjuring like demons or whatever, but they're keeping 1227 01:06:57.159 --> 01:06:58.199 him up bay in the circle. 1228 01:06:58.239 --> 01:07:01.079 They're trapped. Yeah, they're trapped though. It's like, okay, this 1229 01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:05.480 is like this is responsible witchcraft. 1230 01:07:05.639 --> 01:07:07.199 Yeah yeah, yeah, well, Els, you gotta do that. I 1231 01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:10.199 gotta make your little circle of salt. Hopefully nothing gets in, 1232 01:07:10.239 --> 01:07:10.960 you know what I mean. 1233 01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:13.719 Like we need answers, but we understand how bad this 1234 01:07:13.760 --> 01:07:17.079 can get. We're just we're being responsible with it. Man. 1235 01:07:17.159 --> 01:07:19.880 This this is my new addiction. This peanut butter whiskey 1236 01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:23.679 is delicious. That's what I have to say. It's delicious. 1237 01:07:25.239 --> 01:07:28.199 Putting it fucking Dr Pepper is the best thing ever. 1238 01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:31.360 So I was told listen to me. I thought it 1239 01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:35.119 was gross too, Okay. I somebody told me they were like, 1240 01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:38.760 you gotta try peanut butter whiskey, uh with Doctor Pepper. 1241 01:07:38.760 --> 01:07:40.440 I think Brett told me this, and I was like, 1242 01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:43.719 that sounds disgusting. I was like, peanut butter whiskey sounds like, oh, 1243 01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:45.800 I take a shot or two of it and I 1244 01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:48.360 would be done, and it's like, Okay, that's it's weird, 1245 01:07:48.400 --> 01:07:51.360 but I like whatever. And then so I got I 1246 01:07:51.679 --> 01:07:54.199 want to try this. I tried the Pumpkin whiskey. I 1247 01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:56.400 thought it was pretty good. So I'm like, I'm gonna 1248 01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:58.400 get this one. I saw this and I was like 1249 01:07:58.519 --> 01:08:01.719 it was just on sale. Whatever, I'll try this out. 1250 01:08:02.000 --> 01:08:05.199 I wonder why, and uh. 1251 01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:07.079 I got the Doctor Pepper. Took a shot of it. 1252 01:08:07.079 --> 01:08:10.159 Though first it's like tested that wet my whistle, they say, 1253 01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:12.639 and it was. It was pretty good. I liked it. 1254 01:08:12.679 --> 01:08:14.800 And then so I tried with the Doctor Pepper. This 1255 01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:17.399 is bad, Doctor Pepper. We have the one I told you. 1256 01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:18.560 It was like, it's better for you. 1257 01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:18.840 It's not. 1258 01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:22.920 It's not you have doctor Zip. No, no, no, there's 1259 01:08:22.920 --> 01:08:25.079 a better there's a Doctor Pepper that is not like 1260 01:08:25.119 --> 01:08:28.760 a full of poisonous ship. It's just more natural ingredients. 1261 01:08:28.920 --> 01:08:30.680 But I'm not doctor. 1262 01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:34.399 But then it tastes like it it's not Doctor Pepper. 1263 01:08:34.479 --> 01:08:36.079 What the fuck is it? Show me the label. 1264 01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:38.439 I don't have it, I said. I did it on 1265 01:08:38.479 --> 01:08:39.760 the Vlad the Impaler episode. 1266 01:08:41.159 --> 01:08:42.800 Isn't I have ship? Doctor pepper. 1267 01:08:44.000 --> 01:08:49.000 That's og, that's the caramel coloring, fucking sulfhyriic acid, a 1268 01:08:49.079 --> 01:08:50.000 bunch of ship. 1269 01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:52.680 That's everything everything you eat and drink. 1270 01:08:54.439 --> 01:08:58.199 Yes, because there's because there's a couple they taking beefhiles. 1271 01:08:59.399 --> 01:09:02.640 So according to Seneca, it comes down to like the 1272 01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:06.960 natural versus the supernatural, and dabbling in the supernatural was 1273 01:09:07.000 --> 01:09:09.720 definitely something that the Church was opposed to. So the 1274 01:09:09.800 --> 01:09:13.159 Christian writers wrote on the subject of necromancy and said that, 1275 01:09:13.199 --> 01:09:16.039 you know, it got involved with animal sacrifice. So when 1276 01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:20.640 Christian writers like is Adore and Thomas whatever their last 1277 01:09:20.720 --> 01:09:25.199 names were, we're talking about how necromancers were busy summoning demons, 1278 01:09:25.600 --> 01:09:31.359 actual necromantic texts were telling a completely different story. Seneca says, 1279 01:09:31.600 --> 01:09:32.640 I don't know whoever that is. 1280 01:09:33.399 --> 01:09:33.840 That's kid. 1281 01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:38.840 There's not a single surviving necromatic text that says anything 1282 01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:43.720 about packs with Satan, mocking God or ridicule in Christianity. 1283 01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:46.720 In fact, the opposite is true. At the core of 1284 01:09:46.760 --> 01:09:50.399 the necromancer's power was the ability to command spirits to 1285 01:09:50.520 --> 01:09:54.119 obey and answer them. That power is believed to come 1286 01:09:54.159 --> 01:10:00.800 directly from God. The fourth century, there's a magician, uh, 1287 01:10:00.840 --> 01:10:04.720 he said, magic is the Act that teaches one to 1288 01:10:04.920 --> 01:10:10.479 exercise coessive control of a good and able spirits through 1289 01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:14.479 the name of God and the thing I this is 1290 01:10:14.520 --> 01:10:17.560 why I'm like, man, I don't know, like everyone is 1291 01:10:17.600 --> 01:10:21.840 so hell bent on like my religion's right, my religion's right, 1292 01:10:21.960 --> 01:10:23.439 my you know what I mean. And it's just like 1293 01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:25.800 I don't know if any of you guys are right. 1294 01:10:26.279 --> 01:10:29.119 You can all think that you're right, but does anyone 1295 01:10:29.560 --> 01:10:32.600 is anyone talking to Jesus really are we? 1296 01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:35.720 I believe he maybe a good spirit, a good thing 1297 01:10:35.800 --> 01:10:38.479 that maybe is connected to all of us, And and 1298 01:10:38.600 --> 01:10:39.800 tried to say, who knows? 1299 01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:40.720 You know? 1300 01:10:41.319 --> 01:10:41.520 Right? 1301 01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:42.760 You feel me. 1302 01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:46.560 There are plenty of people talking to him. They'll have 1303 01:10:46.680 --> 01:10:48.000 I think schizophrenia, but. 1304 01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:52.319 Jesus told me to kill my wife last night. But 1305 01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:54.920 like this idea that like every and I've said this 1306 01:10:54.960 --> 01:10:58.000 to like I work at the Hindu dude, and I've 1307 01:10:58.039 --> 01:11:02.399 talked to Christians, Jehovah's and h every like everyone wants 1308 01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:04.119 to think that their ship is right. And I'm like, 1309 01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:06.560 I'm somewhere in the middle where I'm like, maybe all 1310 01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:08.279 of you are right and wrong at the same time. 1311 01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:12.600 You know, I wish there was a warrior costume. 1312 01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:14.399 You wish he washy fuck. 1313 01:11:16.560 --> 01:11:22.479 Get over here, Yoshi young your ass. I wanted Aaron to. 1314 01:11:23.079 --> 01:11:24.600 That's what Warrio says. 1315 01:11:27.279 --> 01:11:29.359 It wasn't Warrio a little more crazy thought? 1316 01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:32.960 Well, he just he's a little cheater, is what he is. 1317 01:11:33.000 --> 01:11:35.079 He's a cheater in the races. He like he like 1318 01:11:37.239 --> 01:11:41.520 he cut your brake line before the fucking Mario Kart things. 1319 01:11:43.159 --> 01:11:46.399 Actually, Warrio is my favorite character to play though, you 1320 01:11:46.399 --> 01:11:50.760 know what I mean. I like to likes Warrio. 1321 01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:55.159 You're the No, it's total Yoshi every time. 1322 01:11:55.239 --> 01:11:57.039 Really, Toad's pretty fun actually that. 1323 01:11:58.199 --> 01:11:59.880 Those are the characters to pick. 1324 01:12:05.960 --> 01:12:08.199 Man, I'm gonna beat the living ship out of Aaron. 1325 01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:12.359 He says, I'm not home yet, and then and then 1326 01:12:12.359 --> 01:12:16.359 he just doesn't message me back. Aaron. I despise you, 1327 01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:19.520 despise you with all my fiber and all my being. 1328 01:12:19.560 --> 01:12:21.159 You can't stay up one night, you piece of shit. 1329 01:12:22.720 --> 01:12:30.119 Sorry man, I'm mad. So yeah, uh so I would 1330 01:12:30.159 --> 01:12:33.319 have invited like Shane or somebody else on bread over 1331 01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:36.880 uh first it could like so the idea of like, okay, 1332 01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:41.359 necromancers summon and and could speak to spirits. 1333 01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:41.479 Of the dead. 1334 01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:44.800 Right, here's a question, why why would you do it? First, 1335 01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:48.279 it could be to gain knowledge. Spirits I believe could 1336 01:12:48.319 --> 01:12:51.520 tell the summoner things about the past, present, or future 1337 01:12:51.760 --> 01:12:57.399 that otherwise never be known. And that uh, that covers 1338 01:12:57.439 --> 01:13:00.920 a wide range of things, from the outcome of a 1339 01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:06.359 battle to uncovering the identity of a murderer, you know. Second, 1340 01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:09.640 there was the belief that spirits could aid in the 1341 01:13:09.680 --> 01:13:16.520 manipulation of others. For example, uh, In the the Cantillas 1342 01:13:16.880 --> 01:13:20.319 of de Santa Marie, there's a song that tells of 1343 01:13:20.359 --> 01:13:23.359 a story of a priest who dabbled in necromancy in 1344 01:13:23.479 --> 01:13:25.960 order to compel demons to force a young girl to 1345 01:13:26.159 --> 01:13:29.840 fall in love with him. They did, and she did, 1346 01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:32.920 but the virgin Mary stepped in to save her and 1347 01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:34.720 then condemned the priest to hell. 1348 01:13:36.479 --> 01:13:37.239 How could she do that? 1349 01:13:37.319 --> 01:13:42.920 If she has a virgin, she's got powers. Bro, she 1350 01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:46.840 wasn't a virgin. Jesus had kids and stuff. 1351 01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:49.800 I love that idea. That that's always my favorite. 1352 01:13:49.880 --> 01:13:52.680 I love like it's okay, I get it, it's a 1353 01:13:52.720 --> 01:13:55.159 little mean, we're mocking religion at that point, but I 1354 01:13:55.279 --> 01:13:58.840 love those like sketches where they're like she's like she 1355 01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:00.079 just pops out of baby. 1356 01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:01.880 Like, I swear to God, I don't know what happened. 1357 01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:04.560 And then like Joseph's and brothers over there, it's like, 1358 01:14:04.680 --> 01:14:05.680 you don't know what happened. 1359 01:14:05.720 --> 01:14:08.359 Really, Jesus was an alien. 1360 01:14:08.920 --> 01:14:11.479 You remember when we all had tequila and he told 1361 01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:13.239 me to come over. You don't remember that. 1362 01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:16.039 There's so many different theories. And I'm not saying that. 1363 01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:18.720 You're like, I don't know. I don't know what's real 1364 01:14:20.279 --> 01:14:23.000 because this has everything gonna do with black magic and 1365 01:14:23.359 --> 01:14:25.960 scary witchcraft stuff always has to do with religion. When 1366 01:14:25.960 --> 01:14:28.439 we did our Witches episode last year for the Halloween special, 1367 01:14:28.760 --> 01:14:33.920 same thing, Ouiji board, same thing. Any dark occult practices 1368 01:14:34.560 --> 01:14:36.840 always has the other end of it of being like, 1369 01:14:37.119 --> 01:14:37.800 don't touch you. 1370 01:14:38.119 --> 01:14:39.479 It might fuck up your life. 1371 01:14:39.960 --> 01:14:44.000 You'll know so it might so, And that's the same idea, 1372 01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:46.079 right And and at the end of the day, I 1373 01:14:46.079 --> 01:14:48.159 don't know. Maybe it was aliens. 1374 01:14:48.159 --> 01:14:49.560 Everyone's like, oh, I always don't exist. 1375 01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:51.439 The earth is flat. I don't fucking know, man, I 1376 01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:54.920 don't know. I'm just trying to ask questions. But it 1377 01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:58.039 would be quite crazy though, if she was inciminated by 1378 01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:01.159 some sort of alien species and Jesus was actually an 1379 01:15:01.199 --> 01:15:03.840 alien or is it the whole thing where he's connected 1380 01:15:03.880 --> 01:15:07.439 to the Ananaki and Thoth and all this ancient knowledge. 1381 01:15:07.439 --> 01:15:07.920 Who knows. 1382 01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:10.279 I'm just here to have fun and try to enjoy 1383 01:15:10.359 --> 01:15:13.600 myself in this reality that seems to be crumbling around 1384 01:15:13.640 --> 01:15:14.279 us every day. 1385 01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:18.760 You understand, Come move to New Brunswick. Pack Chelsea up, 1386 01:15:18.760 --> 01:15:19.159 then let's go. 1387 01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:21.199 I would love to get out of here, trust me, 1388 01:15:21.239 --> 01:15:22.279 but I can't pack her up. 1389 01:15:22.359 --> 01:15:26.720 Let's go buy a farm. We have chickens. That would 1390 01:15:26.720 --> 01:15:28.600 be sweet. I'll get you chickens. 1391 01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:31.039 Maybe one day. There will be a day that will 1392 01:15:31.039 --> 01:15:34.000 come tomorrow. If sh it really hits the fan, I'll 1393 01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:34.880 find you. Don't worry. 1394 01:15:35.159 --> 01:15:37.439 No, if shit really hits the fan, you're too late. 1395 01:15:38.359 --> 01:15:41.560 No, No, I'll be fine. I'll bring the cavalry. So 1396 01:15:43.359 --> 01:15:47.640 uh so whatever. In a third there there there's illusions, right. 1397 01:15:47.760 --> 01:15:50.560 Necromancers will believe the other the ability to compel spirits 1398 01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:56.000 to create illusions on a grand scale. From grand you know, 1399 01:15:56.159 --> 01:16:00.800 like banquets, two hordes of troops sweeping across the battlefield 1400 01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:05.000 to terrify an enemy and retreat. So and we talked 1401 01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:07.039 about this with some of the World War two in 1402 01:16:07.239 --> 01:16:10.800 one paranormal aspects of it right where people think they 1403 01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:14.159 see like angels. It's finny. All the audio listeners like 1404 01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:16.520 man Toom sounds really weird. It's because I'm talking through 1405 01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:19.960 a fake mustache. That's literally why it's kind of I 1406 01:16:19.960 --> 01:16:22.319 can hear it somebodys on the mike where it's like 1407 01:16:22.640 --> 01:16:26.359 stopping my speech a bit. But there would there would 1408 01:16:26.359 --> 01:16:27.520 be all the and then they would, like you know, 1409 01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:29.560 they send these like ghost I mean, you know, you 1410 01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:30.159 know what it's like. 1411 01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:31.920 It's like Lord of the Rings. 1412 01:16:33.119 --> 01:16:34.319 You remember you remember? 1413 01:16:34.560 --> 01:16:36.840 Do you remember remember when there weren't. 1414 01:16:39.640 --> 01:16:39.800 Here? 1415 01:16:42.399 --> 01:16:44.920 Do you remember Lord of the Rings? The last One, 1416 01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:49.159 the whatever? When aer Gorn he's now the king or 1417 01:16:49.199 --> 01:16:54.000 whatever and he goes nerd nerd to the just like 1418 01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:55.680 the realm of the dead or whatever, and he finds 1419 01:16:55.720 --> 01:16:58.279 the soldiers and they all come back as like ghosts 1420 01:16:58.279 --> 01:17:04.479 and ship he was performing gromancy. Technically, yeah, yeah, I 1421 01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:08.640 guess technically your mustache is way better because it sits 1422 01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:09.960 on the bottom of your lip. 1423 01:17:10.520 --> 01:17:11.199 Mine doesn't. 1424 01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:15.199 It doesn't know, it doesn't. It's in my nose right now. 1425 01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:18.800 To do that, move it up a bit. 1426 01:17:20.119 --> 01:17:21.279 It's me a model. 1427 01:17:23.359 --> 01:17:26.039 You ever seen a mustache fall off? But sheer. 1428 01:17:26.119 --> 01:17:33.560 Will you know how funny it would have been if 1429 01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:41.279 I made this into a Hitler mustache. Good scissors, scissors 1430 01:17:41.720 --> 01:17:44.079 would be very funny. You're a rude your costume, but 1431 01:17:44.159 --> 01:17:45.000 it would be funny. 1432 01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:47.079 I don't care. Mustache is done anyway. 1433 01:17:47.840 --> 01:17:55.760 Okay, here you goes Hitler Billy. Literally just watch The Lord 1434 01:17:55.760 --> 01:17:58.079 of the Ring. Yeah, man, I rewatched all. At some 1435 01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:02.199 point they're like, awesome, I can't do it. You gotta 1436 01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:05.520 make it look good though. Those the weirdest looking scissors 1437 01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:06.159 I've ever seen. 1438 01:18:06.600 --> 01:18:11.159 They're not they're they're fruit chopping things vegetable. 1439 01:18:12.279 --> 01:18:14.920 Let's go Hitler. I don't even we could see that 1440 01:18:15.039 --> 01:18:15.800 name atal. 1441 01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:18.359 Can you say it? 1442 01:18:20.720 --> 01:18:22.880 You let sharp? They won't cut. 1443 01:18:24.359 --> 01:18:26.439 Well, get actual pair of scissors. 1444 01:18:27.399 --> 01:18:28.119 It won't cut it. 1445 01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:29.520 Get it? 1446 01:18:29.960 --> 01:18:31.399 You not have actual scissors? 1447 01:18:31.800 --> 01:18:32.199 I thought. 1448 01:18:32.359 --> 01:18:38.479 I thought, Yeah, like I it's just a long movie 1449 01:18:38.520 --> 01:18:38.960 to sit through. 1450 01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:39.279 I had to. 1451 01:18:39.359 --> 01:18:42.000 I had a I binged like The Lord of the Rings. 1452 01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:46.680 Not long ago, I don't know, like a year or 1453 01:18:46.760 --> 01:18:48.760 so ago. I watched Like the Hobbit, and I watched 1454 01:18:48.760 --> 01:18:52.800 They're still great, man. You know, you know it's just 1455 01:18:52.800 --> 01:18:54.760 a bunch of white guys. You know, it's just such 1456 01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:58.159 a good such a good movie. You know, back in 1457 01:18:58.239 --> 01:19:00.920 Hollywood wasn't trying to be like, here's a gay elf, 1458 01:19:01.399 --> 01:19:03.119 here's a black a off coming out here. 1459 01:19:03.199 --> 01:19:04.399 You know he's gonna a hello. 1460 01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:05.880 Yeah. 1461 01:19:05.960 --> 01:19:06.720 Those are like hard. 1462 01:19:07.560 --> 01:19:09.079 That's your circumcising scissors. 1463 01:19:09.079 --> 01:19:11.479 Those things look intense, bro, they. 1464 01:19:11.439 --> 01:19:16.199 Are alright, how are we doing this? 1465 01:19:19.600 --> 01:19:20.359 You gotta do it? 1466 01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:23.760 Okay, not too much. 1467 01:19:25.439 --> 01:19:28.520 Bye, it's to me. 1468 01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:36.640 Yeah yeah, Bromo, that's. 1469 01:19:36.439 --> 01:19:41.800 Ailous into the oven. 1470 01:19:46.920 --> 01:19:50.319 Okay, you have to keep that off for the whole episode. 1471 01:19:50.039 --> 01:19:51.800 You gotta five minutes. 1472 01:19:52.319 --> 01:19:54.039 Keep it on as much as you can. 1473 01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:56.960 It's so pointing. 1474 01:19:57.000 --> 01:20:04.800 Now, it's fine, Okay, give it these it's so funny. 1475 01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:07.359 Oh man, that's hilarious. 1476 01:20:08.359 --> 01:20:09.920 On YouTube though it's fake. 1477 01:20:10.079 --> 01:20:13.880 Man, it's fine. God, everyone's so sensitive. Man, nowadays, it 1478 01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:14.479 was funny. 1479 01:20:15.239 --> 01:20:18.239 I got videos that are gonna be offensive and and 1480 01:20:18.239 --> 01:20:18.680 and ship. 1481 01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:20.359 So let's get through this maybe better. 1482 01:20:21.119 --> 01:20:27.640 So, Uh, there was obviously these like according to these magicians. Uh, 1483 01:20:27.760 --> 01:20:31.000 there was rituals and stuff like that. Do with necromancy 1484 01:20:31.319 --> 01:20:33.920 suggests that there was actually two parts of the acts. 1485 01:20:33.960 --> 01:20:36.159 Not only the ritual design to summon the spirits of 1486 01:20:36.199 --> 01:20:38.359 the dead and or the demon, but there was parts 1487 01:20:38.399 --> 01:20:42.079 like drawing circles and got the draws of them. 1488 01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:44.000 Uh that were solely. 1489 01:20:45.239 --> 01:20:48.039 Solely Yeah, my bustle's is starting to fail, uh, solely 1490 01:20:48.079 --> 01:20:53.079 trying to protect the necromancer from whatever he might summon. Sometimes, uh, 1491 01:20:53.159 --> 01:20:56.800 specifics got pretty dark. It was unheard of of a 1492 01:20:57.119 --> 01:21:00.239 having you know, an animal sacrifice. 1493 01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:00.840 I guess. 1494 01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:04.560 Sometimes there was sacrifices, but there were more along the 1495 01:21:04.600 --> 01:21:09.600 lines of like honey, milk, salt ash. Circles which I have 1496 01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:12.800 long been to leave to believe to protect the powers 1497 01:21:13.239 --> 01:21:17.199 were commonly used, you know. And actually it's crazy because 1498 01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:20.119 some spells. Strangely they even called it the name of 1499 01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:24.039 Christian figures like Christ. So it wasn't that crazy because 1500 01:21:24.039 --> 01:21:26.159 they were like, you know, if they summoned something crazy, 1501 01:21:26.199 --> 01:21:30.079 some sort of uh you know they demonic creature, you know, 1502 01:21:30.239 --> 01:21:32.720 and that you look way better. 1503 01:21:32.760 --> 01:21:40.520 Man, it's so much, it's so great. That's so funny, man, 1504 01:21:41.079 --> 01:21:43.840 push the people. They just popping gnter probably like what 1505 01:21:43.880 --> 01:21:44.239 the fuck. 1506 01:21:45.319 --> 01:21:50.880 So, according to folklore, Thursday, necromancy sort of uh like 1507 01:21:51.000 --> 01:21:55.199 faded from history post Renaissance, but it didn't disappear much. 1508 01:21:55.439 --> 01:21:58.600 It just got rebranded. History moved on. 1509 01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:02.399 From Enlightenment to the vic Torrian era, people started using UH, 1510 01:22:02.640 --> 01:22:05.680 started thinking about things differently, about what happened to the dead, 1511 01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:07.840 and they started to be honored. 1512 01:22:07.960 --> 01:22:12.640 There you go, it's there. You got just fix it. 1513 01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:13.359 It's very fun. 1514 01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:17.000 I feel like, now keep going because you can just 1515 01:22:17.039 --> 01:22:19.800 like turn the hitler at any moment. Uh. That's also 1516 01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:22.439 about the time the Fox Sisters were capitalizing on a 1517 01:22:22.520 --> 01:22:24.439 rumor they heard about around town. 1518 01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:26.720 We will do UH. 1519 01:22:26.640 --> 01:22:28.960 An episode eventually where the Fox Sisters they did some 1520 01:22:29.439 --> 01:22:32.279 They essentially were like the first people that swindle people 1521 01:22:32.399 --> 01:22:35.479 using spiritual magic, you know what I mean. They're trying 1522 01:22:35.479 --> 01:22:38.319 to like they would be like, look it, there's a 1523 01:22:38.359 --> 01:22:40.159 spirit in the room. Knock twice. 1524 01:22:41.239 --> 01:22:42.159 I got the dog going. 1525 01:22:42.199 --> 01:22:44.880 Now he's like mustache better. 1526 01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:45.600 There you go. 1527 01:22:45.760 --> 01:22:48.000 I like trend it up. It looks like realistic. Now 1528 01:22:48.119 --> 01:22:48.560 there you go. 1529 01:22:49.279 --> 01:22:53.520 You look at uh so that house. There's houses that 1530 01:22:53.560 --> 01:22:55.640 were haunted, they would say, and they would like start 1531 01:22:55.680 --> 01:23:00.199 these rumors around town, and then when mysterious noises start happening, 1532 01:23:00.319 --> 01:23:04.399 that's when headstuff says, whoever that is. Kate and Maggie 1533 01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:08.840 started claiming they'd been contacted with the spirits making some sounds. 1534 01:23:09.199 --> 01:23:13.800 They claimed that mister Splitfoot, and it wasn't long they 1535 01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:16.000 called him mister split Foot, the spirit that they were 1536 01:23:16.000 --> 01:23:18.560 talking to, and it wasn't This is the Fox Sisters 1537 01:23:18.840 --> 01:23:21.439 in the seventeen hundreds, the Victorian era, So they were 1538 01:23:21.520 --> 01:23:23.279 using this to swindle people. 1539 01:23:23.479 --> 01:23:24.479 And it was said that long. 1540 01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:26.840 It wasn't long before a neighbors started asking what was 1541 01:23:26.880 --> 01:23:29.680 going on the first time they demonstrated their abilities in 1542 01:23:29.720 --> 01:23:33.399 public was on November fourteenth, eighteen forty nine, in the 1543 01:23:33.439 --> 01:23:37.000 eighteen hundreds, and it was soon escalated into national tours 1544 01:23:37.039 --> 01:23:41.760 and the development of the spiritualism, which essentially evolved into 1545 01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:44.880 holding seances to summoned spirits and all that type of 1546 01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:48.560 fun jazz and you know, and this is what kind 1547 01:23:48.600 --> 01:23:53.640 of led to even though it's been repeatedly debunked, and 1548 01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:55.439 we'll eventually probably do a whole episode aout the Fox 1549 01:23:55.479 --> 01:23:58.279 Sisters because they're as real. We actually talked about them 1550 01:23:58.319 --> 01:24:00.000 on the episode we do with Anton when you play 1551 01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:05.239 your famous character Trudeau. But like they they were just 1552 01:24:05.319 --> 01:24:08.680 they were fraudsters, you know, like the Warrens. So now 1553 01:24:08.720 --> 01:24:11.800 in modern necromancy, you know, they say that like people 1554 01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:14.720 like things like the Ouiji Board, Spiritualism technically have their 1555 01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:19.159 roots in necromancy and the ones. The one religion that's 1556 01:24:19.159 --> 01:24:24.520 still based around the entire idea is uh quim band 1557 01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:27.520 a bum or what the fuck is this ship? Oh yeah, 1558 01:24:28.720 --> 01:24:30.720 I actually don't know what this is. I'm going to 1559 01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:36.239 look it up very quickly. Quim ben, I miss you 1560 01:24:36.319 --> 01:24:38.359 being here when you're like you can look at these 1561 01:24:38.359 --> 01:24:40.479 words and also mispronounce them, so I didn't look like 1562 01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:41.199 such an idiot. 1563 01:24:41.880 --> 01:24:43.039 That didn't happen. 1564 01:24:43.199 --> 01:24:43.680 All the time. 1565 01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:49.520 Oh so it's an Afro Brazilian religion. I get weird 1566 01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:50.640 that focus. 1567 01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:54.119 It's a it's a you know who is into kubanda 1568 01:24:54.119 --> 01:24:59.920 bum quim banda quinn banda. 1569 01:25:01.039 --> 01:25:04.920 It says that the spirit spirit medium ship religion that 1570 01:25:04.960 --> 01:25:10.000 focused on male spirits called exos and their female counterparts 1571 01:25:10.239 --> 01:25:17.119 called poomba pomba grass pumba grass. It is referred to 1572 01:25:17.239 --> 01:25:20.840 as umba bendad m benda. 1573 01:25:21.760 --> 01:25:22.079 Weird. 1574 01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:24.279 That's a weird thing. Do you know about that? 1575 01:25:25.159 --> 01:25:27.439 Hello, that you're looking stuff up and you missed. You 1576 01:25:27.520 --> 01:25:30.319 missed a good part. You'll see it when you come back. Okay, 1577 01:25:30.439 --> 01:25:32.279 what nothing? 1578 01:25:32.600 --> 01:25:33.439 Who? 1579 01:25:33.199 --> 01:25:33.359 Who? 1580 01:25:33.520 --> 01:25:33.640 Who? 1581 01:25:33.760 --> 01:25:34.079 You say? 1582 01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:34.520 Practice? 1583 01:25:36.399 --> 01:25:37.720 Do not worry about it? 1584 01:25:38.439 --> 01:25:42.000 Uh yeah, because I'm looking at like screens. Obviously, according 1585 01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:47.239 to uh whatever, this it's a Brusil It's mostly Brazilian, 1586 01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:53.720 describes as one of the African religious systems belief systems. 1587 01:25:53.760 --> 01:25:57.359 At the center of the religion a spirit called xus 1588 01:25:58.159 --> 01:26:05.560 and pomba gras, grass and o gum, which practice practice 1589 01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:12.600 practitioners call upon rituals called trabulhus. 1590 01:26:13.319 --> 01:26:15.800 This has been a fun episode of how badly. 1591 01:26:15.479 --> 01:26:18.640 Can You's all I'm going to speak these languages. 1592 01:26:19.279 --> 01:26:21.960 Get a fucking Get an Indian person to say any 1593 01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:24.159 Canadian word or any English word. 1594 01:26:24.319 --> 01:26:27.000 Get it a Chinese man. You can get a Chinese 1595 01:26:27.000 --> 01:26:29.359 man to say x. I can't even say it. I 1596 01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:32.079 was like xpiac with fouls, fund of doses or whatever. 1597 01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:40.399 Super Get an Indian person to say Canada, you know, 1598 01:26:40.640 --> 01:26:41.760 Chinese person, get it? 1599 01:26:41.880 --> 01:26:42.119 Can it? 1600 01:26:42.239 --> 01:26:45.279 Chinese person say lemon? Okay, fuck off? 1601 01:26:46.079 --> 01:26:49.520 Well they did that on purpose. You know that, remen, 1602 01:26:50.720 --> 01:26:55.920 You know that, you know that. That's why exists Lumen. 1603 01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:01.880 That's that's the big troll I've ever heard from a 1604 01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:06.079 successful CEO. Ever. That's fucking That is borderline hilarious. I 1605 01:27:06.079 --> 01:27:09.000 don't care who's mad about it. That's so fucking funny. 1606 01:27:09.159 --> 01:27:11.279 You went out of your way to name your company 1607 01:27:11.319 --> 01:27:16.520 a thing that Chinese people can't say. It was funny. 1608 01:27:16.640 --> 01:27:19.279 It's all jokes, everybody. If you get offended, you're probably 1609 01:27:19.279 --> 01:27:22.239 in the wrong place. Man, my mustache is all out 1610 01:27:22.239 --> 01:27:26.119 of whack. So this is where it's gonna get fun. 1611 01:27:26.119 --> 01:27:29.520 We have videos and stuff coming up, and images and 1612 01:27:29.600 --> 01:27:32.000 fun offensive costumes, Billy, we got a little bit to 1613 01:27:32.039 --> 01:27:32.920 go since I. 1614 01:27:32.880 --> 01:27:36.800 Wonder how offensive or how like quickly we're gonna get censored. 1615 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:38.600 It's fine, it's a costume. 1616 01:27:38.680 --> 01:27:40.600 We just gotta stop saying his name because I for 1617 01:27:40.680 --> 01:27:42.640 fect that is not a good time. 1618 01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:45.800 No, this is this is I'm trying to be. Do 1619 01:27:45.840 --> 01:27:47.359 you not see that, Carlie Chaplin? 1620 01:27:48.199 --> 01:27:48.359 No? 1621 01:27:48.720 --> 01:27:51.600 Do you not see the costume? This is? This is 1622 01:27:51.760 --> 01:27:57.119 clearly like Elizabeth Franklin. And see who I'm trying to be? 1623 01:27:57.479 --> 01:28:00.479 Obviously, who the fuck is Elizabeth Franklin? 1624 01:28:03.319 --> 01:28:04.119 Missus Franklin. 1625 01:28:05.000 --> 01:28:05.880 I don't know who that is? 1626 01:28:08.600 --> 01:28:14.199 The first lady Elizabeth Franklin, Like Rose frank. 1627 01:28:14.039 --> 01:28:19.239 What Franklin's wife is her name? Not Elizabeth? 1628 01:28:19.239 --> 01:28:25.760 Who the fuck is Franklin? The turtle? Sure, okay, you're 1629 01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:26.520 gonna like this one. 1630 01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:29.720 You got me questioning myself now, I think I'm wondering 1631 01:28:29.760 --> 01:28:30.600 if I'm even right. 1632 01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:33.399 Okay, you're gonna like this one, so when you're prepared, 1633 01:28:33.560 --> 01:28:34.960 this is gonna get wild. 1634 01:28:36.640 --> 01:28:37.560 Ok go for it. 1635 01:28:37.680 --> 01:28:39.399 Okay, you ever heard of necro pants? 1636 01:28:39.479 --> 01:28:41.520 Bro have you? 1637 01:28:42.399 --> 01:28:44.199 Well you've fucking shown me it. 1638 01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:48.560 Don't worry, man, this is gonna get crazy. 1639 01:28:48.640 --> 01:28:53.800 No, necro pants are not a set of elite dungeons 1640 01:28:53.840 --> 01:28:57.319 and dragons magic wear that gives you a sweet plus 1641 01:28:57.359 --> 01:29:01.359 two damage bonus to the unholy spells. Nor is it 1642 01:29:01.399 --> 01:29:04.880 the nickname for Michael Jackson's red vinyl laggings from thriller. 1643 01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:09.319 That's actually funny. There's something quite a bit more insane, 1644 01:29:09.520 --> 01:29:15.560 definitely much more in macabb possibly really profane. Absolutely not 1645 01:29:15.640 --> 01:29:18.439 always down clothing item you want to pick off a 1646 01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:22.239 discount rack at the gap. So necro pants or not 1647 01:29:22.600 --> 01:29:28.239 broke in Icelandic literally means corpse breeches and are exactly 1648 01:29:28.319 --> 01:29:29.760 okay what I. 1649 01:29:29.800 --> 01:29:33.239 Was so close? It's his daughter in law, it's not 1650 01:29:33.319 --> 01:29:33.800 his wife. 1651 01:29:33.920 --> 01:29:35.319 Who the fuck are you talking about? 1652 01:29:36.079 --> 01:29:37.720 Benjamin Franklin's daughter. 1653 01:29:40.000 --> 01:29:42.880 Did you know that his fucking house? They found a 1654 01:29:42.880 --> 01:29:45.560 bunch of dead bodies in his basement. 1655 01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:47.079 Franklin? 1656 01:29:47.279 --> 01:29:53.399 Yes, look it up. Look up Benjamin Franklin, skeletons, George Washington. 1657 01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:55.560 You know it is Benjamin Franklin. 1658 01:29:55.720 --> 01:29:58.159 You know what is suiting though? When I searched alzament Franklin, 1659 01:29:58.199 --> 01:30:00.520 the very first thing that comes up is costume designer. 1660 01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:01.840 That's why I keep doing this. 1661 01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:11.640 Oh to me the funnier brother, But nobody pays attention. 1662 01:30:12.760 --> 01:30:13.039 Goss. 1663 01:30:13.159 --> 01:30:17.279 The dudes like they like the fucking fat little one. 1664 01:30:18.760 --> 01:30:20.960 Now get the tattoo and get in the line. 1665 01:30:21.800 --> 01:30:22.840 The bag heads. 1666 01:30:23.640 --> 01:30:26.000 There's that joke where it's like, it shows the tattoo, 1667 01:30:26.119 --> 01:30:28.880 it shows the tattoos. It's like, why is only the thousands? 1668 01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:31.079 Where's the million tattoos? You know? 1669 01:30:31.840 --> 01:30:33.920 It's like, well, they only get mad and they're freaking out. 1670 01:30:34.399 --> 01:30:39.079 So necro pants uh literally means corpse breeches and are 1671 01:30:39.119 --> 01:30:43.119 exactly your worst guess at what they could be? Skin 1672 01:30:43.239 --> 01:30:47.159 pants as in literally a dude's skin worn as pants. 1673 01:30:47.560 --> 01:30:53.720 Genitals included everybody, Here we go, corpse pants. These are 1674 01:30:53.720 --> 01:30:56.039 in a museum. 1675 01:30:56.159 --> 01:30:57.359 Why does that look like wood? 1676 01:30:58.119 --> 01:30:58.840 Here you go, billy? 1677 01:31:01.039 --> 01:31:03.079 Oh, is that what happens to your dick after you die? 1678 01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:06.079 I guess so, man, I'm glad that one's a little 1679 01:31:06.079 --> 01:31:08.000 more I thought I had more fucking images. 1680 01:31:08.079 --> 01:31:08.640 That's said. 1681 01:31:08.760 --> 01:31:11.199 I didn't realize this was just like Tom size dicks. 1682 01:31:11.239 --> 01:31:12.600 Though I thought like, normal. 1683 01:31:12.399 --> 01:31:13.119 Hey, look at that guy. 1684 01:31:13.199 --> 01:31:19.479 He's hanging. He's hanging for a dead guy. A little bit, 1685 01:31:20.720 --> 01:31:21.760 it's not like it's. 1686 01:31:21.640 --> 01:31:26.119 This mm hmm. 1687 01:31:29.479 --> 01:31:31.119 Goa she'l see if she's okay. 1688 01:31:33.680 --> 01:31:34.720 This is a little bad. 1689 01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:36.600 This would be you. 1690 01:31:36.720 --> 01:31:37.920 I'm circumcised. 1691 01:31:37.920 --> 01:31:44.640 So Heller, there's a the pub, the pub I'm working 1692 01:31:44.640 --> 01:31:46.479 at right now, they want to do h because they 1693 01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:49.000 found out I'm missing a tooth, so they want to 1694 01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:50.640 do the hangover thing for Halloween. 1695 01:31:50.640 --> 01:31:51.880 So I was like, all, yeah, I'll go pick up 1696 01:31:51.880 --> 01:31:55.960 a bowling shirt. And there's those This sweet Filipino man. 1697 01:31:56.119 --> 01:31:59.119 He is the most lovely fucking human being I've ever 1698 01:31:59.159 --> 01:32:02.720 interacted with. And everybody's first reactions like we need him 1699 01:32:02.720 --> 01:32:03.560 to be mister chow. 1700 01:32:05.439 --> 01:32:08.399 I miss I brought it up to him and he's like, 1701 01:32:08.439 --> 01:32:13.800 I've never seen the movie, Like go watch it and 1702 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:17.359 you're mister chow. Here you go. Just he's such a 1703 01:32:17.439 --> 01:32:19.520 nice person. Then fuck. 1704 01:32:21.159 --> 01:32:23.960 Just a bunch of pictures of necropants, isn't that fun? 1705 01:32:25.399 --> 01:32:28.640 Some of them look like would like they're some of 1706 01:32:28.680 --> 01:32:32.039 your what happens? What happens if you're the wrong sized feet. 1707 01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:35.239 Like, I don't know, so it says though, like so 1708 01:32:36.079 --> 01:32:40.600 uh in genitals included, uh, mismatched size not within standing, 1709 01:32:40.720 --> 01:32:44.760 so you have to the sizes. I'm kind of shrugging 1710 01:32:44.760 --> 01:32:48.560 our shoulders sheared off his corpse, no less in one go, 1711 01:32:48.760 --> 01:32:52.079 in one piece, holding ready to slide into some skinny 1712 01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:54.279 jeans like you're an emo kid man in the early 1713 01:32:54.279 --> 01:32:55.159 two thousands. 1714 01:32:55.760 --> 01:32:56.159 Uh. 1715 01:32:56.239 --> 01:33:00.760 Basically, just imagine if hammibal Lecter had a particular pajamas 1716 01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:05.319 or maybe according to the stories Joseph Mangela or doing 1717 01:33:05.399 --> 01:33:07.880 quotations or some of the things that they said that 1718 01:33:08.359 --> 01:33:09.960 one of the things they said that they had was 1719 01:33:09.960 --> 01:33:12.920 a jerk off machine. Man, that's a lie. And there's 1720 01:33:12.920 --> 01:33:14.960 a fucking thing that they look look at, this is 1721 01:33:15.000 --> 01:33:17.680 the hand that they used. They literally claim that they 1722 01:33:17.680 --> 01:33:20.439 were jerking people off to death. That's why I'm like, 1723 01:33:20.520 --> 01:33:22.439 I don't know what to believe anymore. 1724 01:33:22.520 --> 01:33:22.720 Man. 1725 01:33:23.000 --> 01:33:26.479 You guys are just like constantly, Oh, there's beheaded babies, 1726 01:33:26.520 --> 01:33:28.399 and then then it's like, no, actually, your. 1727 01:33:28.840 --> 01:33:34.600 Dick would receipt at that point, Yeah, I know, there 1728 01:33:34.600 --> 01:33:36.720 would be a point where your dick like naturally, like 1729 01:33:36.960 --> 01:33:40.239 just like shrivels up so fucking badly you can't get 1730 01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:40.800 it anymore. 1731 01:33:40.840 --> 01:33:45.239 This is called subversion. This is literally called subversion. That's 1732 01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:47.600 what they do. They they say, what is that? What 1733 01:33:47.720 --> 01:33:49.640 is that meme supposed to be? It's a penis. I'm 1734 01:33:49.640 --> 01:33:52.119 just kidding. It's a beer. It's glasses clinking. 1735 01:33:53.119 --> 01:33:55.359 Oh I thought that was I thought those are two hands. 1736 01:33:55.399 --> 01:33:56.319 I thought she's talking about this. 1737 01:33:56.479 --> 01:33:57.600 It's subversiveness. 1738 01:33:57.640 --> 01:34:01.359 You see this everywhere, right, And it's just like, oh, like, yeah, 1739 01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:04.439 there's a there's a jerk off machine. You know, the 1740 01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:06.520 Nazis did it. And it's just like, are you sure 1741 01:34:06.520 --> 01:34:08.520 about that? And it's just like, are you just saying 1742 01:34:08.560 --> 01:34:10.880 weird ship because you just want to make it even weirder, 1743 01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:13.800 because you guys are subversive communist that just want to 1744 01:34:13.800 --> 01:34:16.119 project your own weird ship on the rest of the world. 1745 01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:19.239 At the end of the day, when you're when we're 1746 01:34:19.399 --> 01:34:20.479 down the rabbit. 1747 01:34:20.199 --> 01:34:22.600 Hole as bad as we are, like, oh, it's not 1748 01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:32.279 even Oh I'm just missing this is my new favorite mustache. 1749 01:34:33.520 --> 01:34:35.399 So if I go like this, there's me, how do 1750 01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:36.199 I switch to this? 1751 01:34:36.239 --> 01:34:36.399 To you? 1752 01:34:36.560 --> 01:34:42.880 It says press one shift, one shift, How do I 1753 01:34:42.920 --> 01:34:44.399 do that as you. 1754 01:34:45.239 --> 01:34:46.880 I don't know, but this is good. 1755 01:34:49.640 --> 01:34:52.079 I can't laugh because the mustache is like in the 1756 01:34:52.119 --> 01:35:02.239 way put back on the the other one, take off 1757 01:35:02.279 --> 01:35:15.479 the other two. Uh so funny, man, This is crazy 1758 01:35:15.600 --> 01:35:19.039 because necro pants pretty crazy. 1759 01:35:19.079 --> 01:35:19.279 Man. 1760 01:35:19.680 --> 01:35:22.399 So it's like if Annibal Lichter had had a particular 1761 01:35:22.439 --> 01:35:26.399 pajamas preferences of face mac preference and stead it's like 1762 01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:28.920 a leather face was like, you know, he was more 1763 01:35:28.920 --> 01:35:31.880 ashamed of his lower half. So he's like cutting off 1764 01:35:32.079 --> 01:35:35.479 the the body parts of some you know, like rotten. 1765 01:35:36.000 --> 01:35:40.680 I was gonna say, Ron Jeremy, that guy's disgusting. You know, 1766 01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:44.399 he's digging up the corpse of like uh, John Holmes, 1767 01:35:44.880 --> 01:35:46.880 you know, and just like wearing his pants so he 1768 01:35:46.920 --> 01:35:48.560 can look like he has a big dick on him, 1769 01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:51.760 you know what I mean. However, necro pants weren't fashioned 1770 01:35:51.760 --> 01:35:55.920 by anyone so villainous. Rather than as Atlas Obscura explains, 1771 01:35:56.119 --> 01:35:58.680 they were part of a parcel of a suit of 1772 01:35:58.840 --> 01:36:05.000 widely believed rich, realistic, oddly specific pre Christian folklore circulating 1773 01:36:05.039 --> 01:36:09.760 in Iceland since and at least the eleventh century. Bear 1774 01:36:09.760 --> 01:36:17.680 in mind, the Iceland, despite extremely progressive quotation values. Is 1775 01:36:17.720 --> 01:36:20.920 also a country where as of twenty seventeen, fifty four 1776 01:36:20.920 --> 01:36:23.399 percent of the people still believe in elves. 1777 01:36:24.520 --> 01:36:31.520 Fifty bro, why why is your bookmark? Say porn? Hug it? 1778 01:36:31.600 --> 01:36:32.600 Says Quimbomba. 1779 01:36:33.279 --> 01:36:35.720 I thought he was just gonna panic and close it. 1780 01:36:37.279 --> 01:36:39.600 I got whatever that Quimbomba shit is. 1781 01:36:40.399 --> 01:36:41.439 That's from Bomba. 1782 01:36:45.079 --> 01:36:46.960 Oh that's coming on the right screen anyway. 1783 01:36:47.000 --> 01:36:47.640 So do you matter? 1784 01:36:48.560 --> 01:36:51.680 So however, necro pants, Yeah, we're fashioned and so crazy. 1785 01:36:51.720 --> 01:36:54.680 So get this people, they still believe in elves. Billy 1786 01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:58.399 fifty four percent to this day of icelandic people still 1787 01:36:58.399 --> 01:36:59.079 believe in elves. 1788 01:37:01.479 --> 01:37:02.479 That crazy. 1789 01:37:03.119 --> 01:37:05.520 They're all basically the same size. 1790 01:37:06.520 --> 01:37:10.000 That's funny, right, you're a funny guy, man, am I am? 1791 01:37:10.000 --> 01:37:10.439 I wrong? 1792 01:37:10.680 --> 01:37:11.159 It's funny. 1793 01:37:11.199 --> 01:37:14.199 So you actually met Billy? He's four foot three. He 1794 01:37:14.279 --> 01:37:17.039 just tries to project his insecurities and other people. 1795 01:37:18.479 --> 01:37:20.199 That is exactly how tall I am. 1796 01:37:20.319 --> 01:37:20.399 You. 1797 01:37:20.479 --> 01:37:23.560 Actually, you nailed it. I think, Hey, he can fuck off. 1798 01:37:23.600 --> 01:37:28.039 I'm four six four three? 1799 01:37:28.079 --> 01:37:29.119 Would you fucking bidget? 1800 01:37:32.199 --> 01:37:33.520 Yeah? I'm not. I'm not. 1801 01:37:33.880 --> 01:37:35.119 Where'd your mustache go? 1802 01:37:36.239 --> 01:37:39.880 Dude? It was killing me. I'm done. I'm over it. Yeah, 1803 01:37:39.920 --> 01:37:41.239 you can take out of your tea I'm. 1804 01:37:41.119 --> 01:37:46.920 Done so so yeah, it's so crazy to get this. 1805 01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:48.880 So this is so messed up. 1806 01:37:49.760 --> 01:37:51.119 You can take this page off. 1807 01:37:51.119 --> 01:37:53.640 By the way, you know what the neckro pants anymore? 1808 01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:57.680 So get this, dude, I'm gonna star everybody. Look at this. 1809 01:37:58.720 --> 01:37:59.119 Look at this. 1810 01:37:59.159 --> 01:38:00.319 It looks like wood. It was. 1811 01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:05.600 Oh, it's good for get this, Okay. 1812 01:38:06.479 --> 01:38:09.720 They believe in elves still fifty four population. It's like 1813 01:38:09.760 --> 01:38:13.079 the Irish believing in the Lucky Charms, the leprechauns. 1814 01:38:13.159 --> 01:38:13.279 Right. 1815 01:38:13.439 --> 01:38:14.960 You know, back in the day, a rainbow used to 1816 01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:17.920 mean just leprechauns. All I knew of a rainbow was 1817 01:38:17.920 --> 01:38:20.079 was like leprechauns is all I knew about it. It's like, oh, 1818 01:38:20.119 --> 01:38:23.640 it's a dude like lucky Charms, and there's a pot 1819 01:38:23.640 --> 01:38:25.359 of goal at the end of it. And now if 1820 01:38:25.359 --> 01:38:27.000 you go at the end of the rainbow you find 1821 01:38:27.000 --> 01:38:29.239 a trans man with his dick tuck between his legs? 1822 01:38:31.119 --> 01:38:33.119 Is that is that what the rainbow means? 1823 01:38:33.159 --> 01:38:33.359 Now? 1824 01:38:33.359 --> 01:38:34.199 Would you fuck me? 1825 01:38:35.520 --> 01:38:37.960 Fuck fucked me? What is that? 1826 01:38:38.199 --> 01:38:38.399 Is that? 1827 01:38:38.439 --> 01:38:41.760 What is that what they're teaching now? And they're in 1828 01:38:41.760 --> 01:38:44.159 they're a to Z plus me books. 1829 01:38:44.319 --> 01:38:46.760 Look at how many schools have the pride flag I 1830 01:38:46.800 --> 01:38:49.600 would like, I'm I'm not. 1831 01:38:50.000 --> 01:38:51.359 I'm not making jokes about that. 1832 01:38:51.399 --> 01:38:54.720 I'm making jokes about them actually teaching about the end 1833 01:38:54.720 --> 01:38:57.039 of the rainbow at transmit with the dick tuck between 1834 01:38:57.039 --> 01:38:57.680 his legs. 1835 01:38:57.880 --> 01:39:01.000 Wow, it's getting to that point right. Used to be 1836 01:39:01.399 --> 01:39:04.239 it was baked. It was we want to be accepted, 1837 01:39:04.399 --> 01:39:07.439 and then it was like, no, bake the cake or 1838 01:39:07.560 --> 01:39:10.279 we'll sue you. And now it's like, oh, bring your 1839 01:39:10.359 --> 01:39:12.800 kids to a drag show, or you're a racist, bigot, 1840 01:39:13.039 --> 01:39:18.319 homophobic nazi. You know the world has changed, you know, 1841 01:39:19.520 --> 01:39:23.960 get into it. Luigi, You're gonna you. You either you 1842 01:39:23.960 --> 01:39:26.279 you either become a far you either get far right 1843 01:39:26.359 --> 01:39:27.520 or you die. 1844 01:39:28.279 --> 01:39:29.840 Oh there's something I want to do. One second. 1845 01:39:29.960 --> 01:39:31.880 Wait, we're not done, necro pants. Let me get all 1846 01:39:31.920 --> 01:39:32.399 the videos on. 1847 01:39:35.199 --> 01:39:36.119 Sick. Where is it? 1848 01:39:37.560 --> 01:39:41.520 King Mala, Bully, Bully, Gangster, hip hop, hitlerk the scene 1849 01:39:42.479 --> 01:39:45.000 it's you and me and we're going to dance like 1850 01:39:45.039 --> 01:39:46.399 it's nineteen seventy three. 1851 01:39:49.359 --> 01:39:50.520 Just keep that on for a bit. 1852 01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:51.560 Stupid. 1853 01:39:51.720 --> 01:39:56.560 So these Fialleto friends take take about this is crazy. 1854 01:39:56.760 --> 01:40:00.399 Where the central component of a spell use get into 1855 01:40:00.439 --> 01:40:03.760 the cast or unlimited wealth, and where the where did 1856 01:40:03.760 --> 01:40:06.920 the money come from for this unlimited wealth? Well, it 1857 01:40:07.039 --> 01:40:08.279 was from the scrotum. 1858 01:40:09.079 --> 01:40:12.279 Oh, I would you were ruining the rhymes. You were 1859 01:40:12.319 --> 01:40:15.279 so close. It was coming from the Jewish bank account. 1860 01:40:16.279 --> 01:40:16.640 Very true. 1861 01:40:16.680 --> 01:40:18.319 They do have the biggest skin bank in the world 1862 01:40:18.359 --> 01:40:20.239 and the biggest organ bank in general. 1863 01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:22.960 So it's crazy. 1864 01:40:23.079 --> 01:40:26.239 Got my skin, they got yours. You're you're fucking you're, 1865 01:40:26.359 --> 01:40:29.479 you're compromised. You can't even talk about this. Your your 1866 01:40:29.680 --> 01:40:31.000 your goods are in their bank. 1867 01:40:31.159 --> 01:40:34.520 But anyway, I've the biggest balls you could imagine. 1868 01:40:35.079 --> 01:40:36.680 That's disgusting. I don't care. 1869 01:40:39.000 --> 01:40:41.800 That's not what I'm going to put them on your 1870 01:40:41.800 --> 01:40:44.239 eyeballs and I'm gonna give you a what's that called. 1871 01:40:46.560 --> 01:40:50.560 There's a word for it, Uh, an Arabian goggle. That's 1872 01:40:50.560 --> 01:40:52.439 why I put my balls in your eyes and stick 1873 01:40:52.479 --> 01:40:53.319 my dick in your mouth. 1874 01:40:54.239 --> 01:40:56.880 Fucking you. 1875 01:40:56.920 --> 01:40:58.880 Why the scrotum? Why this? 1876 01:40:59.239 --> 01:41:05.319 It's the pre luned pantaloons, get it? Perhaps? 1877 01:41:05.680 --> 01:41:07.119 Uh? Yeah, so pretty weird. 1878 01:41:07.560 --> 01:41:07.760 Uh. 1879 01:41:07.800 --> 01:41:11.600 But first you have to find find a destitute widow 1880 01:41:12.119 --> 01:41:15.399 and steal a coin from her, then slide it into 1881 01:41:15.479 --> 01:41:20.760 the scrotum along with a strap of parchment inscribed with 1882 01:41:21.000 --> 01:41:26.520 a magical symbol. Okay, and uh, but first you have 1883 01:41:26.600 --> 01:41:30.920 to don the pants skin on skin, and of course 1884 01:41:31.000 --> 01:41:33.600 you have to use the corpse of a friend, so 1885 01:41:33.720 --> 01:41:36.720 I'm gonna have to kill you and then cut off 1886 01:41:36.760 --> 01:41:39.600 your pants and cut off your skin, and then put 1887 01:41:39.640 --> 01:41:43.439 your skin pants on me, and then I finally know 1888 01:41:43.479 --> 01:41:44.800 what it's like to have a small penis. 1889 01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:51.479 Uh. 1890 01:41:51.720 --> 01:41:53.720 And then I have to like put a coin inside 1891 01:41:53.720 --> 01:41:57.600 your balls, and then you possess me, and you're like, 1892 01:41:57.800 --> 01:42:00.399 it's me, billy, I have a bunch of bad dad jokes. 1893 01:42:06.199 --> 01:42:13.039 I don't like that nursery, so fucked man. Then you 1894 01:42:13.119 --> 01:42:17.520 slide the coin into the scrotum, along with this magic 1895 01:42:17.600 --> 01:42:20.920 parchment paper with a magician and symbol. But first you 1896 01:42:20.920 --> 01:42:24.680 have to don the pants. But then only one who 1897 01:42:24.800 --> 01:42:27.199 dies of natural causes, so it won't take long for 1898 01:42:27.239 --> 01:42:30.960 you to die with smoking cigarettes. Then you've automatically got 1899 01:42:31.000 --> 01:42:33.760 positioned permission to take the skins. As long as you 1900 01:42:33.840 --> 01:42:36.119 die of natural causes, it's. 1901 01:42:35.920 --> 01:42:38.920 Fine, it's fine, that's all that matters. 1902 01:42:40.640 --> 01:42:43.960 But after the friend has been buried, and then just 1903 01:42:43.960 --> 01:42:46.800 dig him up, grab a potato peeler or whatever, follow 1904 01:42:46.840 --> 01:42:51.960 the procedure, and boom, infinite wealth. Oh yeah, and how 1905 01:42:52.000 --> 01:42:55.239 does the infinite wealth thing happen? The original stolen coin 1906 01:42:55.399 --> 01:42:58.840 from the widow just you have a widow as that sucks, 1907 01:42:59.039 --> 01:43:03.520 just sort of produces further coins within the scrotum. So 1908 01:43:03.720 --> 01:43:07.039 you put one coin in and then the bull sack 1909 01:43:07.760 --> 01:43:13.239 just produces more coins. This is like some weird Jewish magic. 1910 01:43:13.279 --> 01:43:14.079 I'm not gonna. 1911 01:43:13.920 --> 01:43:21.159 Lie I I got nothing, but did we mention? 1912 01:43:23.119 --> 01:43:25.479 But did we mention that the spell is broken if 1913 01:43:25.520 --> 01:43:27.000 you take any money out? 1914 01:43:27.600 --> 01:43:29.840 Joke's on you. 1915 01:43:29.880 --> 01:43:33.399 Seriously, though, the ritual is so freakish and convoluted that 1916 01:43:33.520 --> 01:43:36.479 sounds more like a prank of someone that was maybe like, 1917 01:43:36.520 --> 01:43:37.039 but this. 1918 01:43:37.039 --> 01:43:38.840 Is a real it's a real thing. 1919 01:43:39.479 --> 01:43:42.399 It's a real thing that people like did they're supposed 1920 01:43:42.399 --> 01:43:47.119 to be practiced. But to me, I'm surprised, as I isolated, 1921 01:43:47.159 --> 01:43:51.760 because it does sound something some a little jewy. So 1922 01:43:51.960 --> 01:43:54.760 here we go, everybody, let's get into some offensive costumes. 1923 01:43:54.760 --> 01:43:56.439 I have a ton I actually have a whole site 1924 01:43:56.439 --> 01:43:59.439 with offensive costumes, so this will be fun. First off, 1925 01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:03.000 just again to the topic of what we're doing. Uh juveeee. 1926 01:44:06.960 --> 01:44:09.359 It's Wolverine with that. 1927 01:44:09.359 --> 01:44:15.800 That's really funny. Actually, that's creative, man, that's it. That's 1928 01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:19.039 a good one. I never actually came up with that. 1929 01:44:19.760 --> 01:44:22.800 Smarty, that's just kind of funny. 1930 01:44:24.359 --> 01:44:27.800 It's well, I love how but light's got a skirt. 1931 01:44:28.600 --> 01:44:30.399 They both have skirts. There's supposed to be worn. 1932 01:44:31.359 --> 01:44:34.239 Ones up, Peter pan. 1933 01:44:35.920 --> 01:44:43.520 H breathalyzer, for give a breath, test man, put your 1934 01:44:43.520 --> 01:44:44.399 dick rad in there. 1935 01:44:49.600 --> 01:44:50.079 Blow me. 1936 01:44:53.399 --> 01:44:58.079 No nah, for you showed the best one first plenty. 1937 01:44:59.239 --> 01:45:00.000 This one's sweet. 1938 01:45:02.600 --> 01:45:04.520 You can't do that in Canada anymore. 1939 01:45:04.760 --> 01:45:07.359 Now they will screaming death to Canada. 1940 01:45:07.359 --> 01:45:11.039 That's fun. You're pretty sure. 1941 01:45:13.359 --> 01:45:16.760 At the zoollumination they got heads on skulls and ship 1942 01:45:18.760 --> 01:45:22.960 another one. It's smart though for a drinking costume. It's 1943 01:45:23.039 --> 01:45:26.600 like yagger bo yagger bombs right, it's. 1944 01:45:26.399 --> 01:45:29.239 A know But the best part is you'd never be 1945 01:45:29.279 --> 01:45:31.079 allowed to walk into a bar with that because they'd 1946 01:45:31.079 --> 01:45:34.079 be like, okay, well I know, no outside liquor please. 1947 01:45:35.479 --> 01:45:44.800 Oh wait, that's justin Trudeau, isn't it. They is show 1948 01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:45.760 on Earth man. 1949 01:45:49.079 --> 01:45:57.479 That's fun. This one's dark. Wow, I told you it's 1950 01:45:57.479 --> 01:45:59.119 gonna even darker when I show you some of the 1951 01:45:59.119 --> 01:45:59.720 ones that I have. 1952 01:46:01.199 --> 01:46:02.840 I don't know who this is supposed to be? 1953 01:46:03.119 --> 01:46:10.479 Ship, who's that supposed to be not Houston. Oh wow, 1954 01:46:10.680 --> 01:46:14.800 and that's the coke on her nose. That's hilarious. Wow, 1955 01:46:14.960 --> 01:46:16.319 that's fucking dark man. 1956 01:46:18.079 --> 01:46:20.279 He also told us a bit of died real quick. 1957 01:46:21.800 --> 01:46:23.800 Is that that's that's how she died? Right? 1958 01:46:23.960 --> 01:46:25.840 Yeah, she died in the bathroo. I'm pretty sure, Yeah, 1959 01:46:25.920 --> 01:46:26.359 I thought so. 1960 01:46:26.520 --> 01:46:27.159 Yeah. 1961 01:46:27.399 --> 01:46:40.159 Do you think I'm spooky Halloween? The man? That old 1962 01:46:40.199 --> 01:46:43.279 man looks like a creepy Peto say. 1963 01:46:43.399 --> 01:46:47.399 He's so happy to have his costume. Is in a 1964 01:46:47.399 --> 01:46:47.920 good mood. 1965 01:46:48.079 --> 01:46:50.279 You told us about this on one episode, didn't you. 1966 01:46:51.199 --> 01:46:55.479 Oh, I have Oscar Savonia, the greatest legless runner. 1967 01:47:00.720 --> 01:47:03.800 Mhm, it's pretty cool. 1968 01:47:04.319 --> 01:47:06.239 Dark Knight Dark now. 1969 01:47:06.279 --> 01:47:09.399 It was so the audio listeners are not gonna be 1970 01:47:09.399 --> 01:47:10.680 able to get any of this stuff. I'll cut it 1971 01:47:10.720 --> 01:47:11.039 all out. 1972 01:47:11.079 --> 01:47:16.680 But mm hmmm, I don't get that one. 1973 01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:20.199 There's a there is I kept trying to think who 1974 01:47:20.199 --> 01:47:23.239 this was. There is a thing behind this. That's that 1975 01:47:23.319 --> 01:47:24.039 football player. 1976 01:47:24.079 --> 01:47:32.279 That little Wayne bro is that little Wayne? He looks 1977 01:47:32.439 --> 01:47:32.920 just like. 1978 01:47:32.880 --> 01:47:39.760 That of next year Little Wayne. Charles Barker need money 1979 01:47:39.800 --> 01:47:45.039 for DNA test love? Girlfriend might be sister Oh ship, 1980 01:47:46.920 --> 01:47:50.399 What a weird What a weird fucking Halloween costume. 1981 01:47:51.319 --> 01:47:53.399 Not that's one, the one prior. But okay, what is 1982 01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:55.840 a Skittles snapple in your black. 1983 01:47:56.359 --> 01:47:57.600 He's just doing blackface? 1984 01:47:58.560 --> 01:47:59.399 Check this out? 1985 01:47:59.720 --> 01:48:00.520 Is this offensive? 1986 01:48:00.600 --> 01:48:02.760 Man? She was my jam back. 1987 01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:03.000 In the day. 1988 01:48:05.039 --> 01:48:06.880 Love me some Hiller duff? 1989 01:48:08.039 --> 01:48:08.840 Is that offensive? 1990 01:48:08.840 --> 01:48:11.800 I don't think the the dress up Native ship is 1991 01:48:12.039 --> 01:48:12.800 offensive at all. 1992 01:48:13.039 --> 01:48:16.279 And I'm not Indians change their name. 1993 01:48:16.640 --> 01:48:19.600 Well, no, they're you know you know that the black 1994 01:48:19.760 --> 01:48:22.720 the Redskins or the black Man the black Hawks. It 1995 01:48:22.800 --> 01:48:26.920 was approved by the Blackhawk Nation. I think it was 1996 01:48:26.920 --> 01:48:28.479 that one. It was approved by them. 1997 01:48:28.560 --> 01:48:28.760 I know. 1998 01:48:28.800 --> 01:48:32.000 It's funny about all this ship about blackface and and 1999 01:48:32.000 --> 01:48:35.079 and not being able to do it. I I told so. 2000 01:48:35.119 --> 01:48:37.920 I joked about with the daggle of wien Stream. I 2001 01:48:38.000 --> 01:48:43.199 joked with Derek love the costumes. Thanks bro, hope. Everyone's 2002 01:48:43.199 --> 01:48:44.279 getting wasted on this thing? 2003 01:48:45.199 --> 01:48:46.960 Is is that? Like I joked? 2004 01:48:47.000 --> 01:48:48.760 I was like, did I tell you that I went 2005 01:48:49.000 --> 01:48:51.119 I did brown face when I was twelve in a play. 2006 01:48:51.520 --> 01:48:53.800 And Derek's like, no, no, you gotta tell me. So 2007 01:48:53.840 --> 01:48:55.359 I told him the whole story about you guys have 2008 01:48:55.399 --> 01:48:59.439 heard it, but I told uh an Indian guy because 2009 01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:01.520 everyone works the Indian guy. Now it seems like because 2010 01:49:01.520 --> 01:49:04.560 this India has taken over Canada, another's forty interference, all 2011 01:49:04.600 --> 01:49:06.319 sorts of shit that I can't stop talking about it 2012 01:49:06.319 --> 01:49:08.920 because I'm like, wow, our country's being destroyed and actively 2013 01:49:09.880 --> 01:49:11.399 being Yeah, it's it's really bad. 2014 01:49:11.880 --> 01:49:13.039 I could go on and on and on. 2015 01:49:13.319 --> 01:49:17.000 But I told him he's an Hindu guy, but like 2016 01:49:17.079 --> 01:49:19.079 I joked him that he's white on the inside because 2017 01:49:19.079 --> 01:49:21.640 he acts like and kind of wants to try to 2018 01:49:21.640 --> 01:49:25.039 come accustomed to what do we do over here? And uh, 2019 01:49:25.560 --> 01:49:27.119 I told him, but the whole story, I was like, yeah, 2020 01:49:27.119 --> 01:49:28.439 the dress en and brown face. 2021 01:49:29.239 --> 01:49:30.960 I think we did it two or three times. 2022 01:49:31.279 --> 01:49:31.520 I was. 2023 01:49:31.680 --> 01:49:32.479 I was only twelve. 2024 01:49:32.560 --> 01:49:35.159 They put the little fucking eye long Harrison put my 2025 01:49:35.159 --> 01:49:37.119 little butt on my head and I was a delivery guy, 2026 01:49:37.159 --> 01:49:40.079 I said, combing dud. And I came on stage and uh, 2027 01:49:40.199 --> 01:49:42.000 he's like, do you know who got do you know 2028 01:49:42.000 --> 01:49:42.760 who got offended? 2029 01:49:42.760 --> 01:49:43.159 Overnut? 2030 01:49:43.399 --> 01:49:45.800 Like he's like talking his Indian accent, and I was like, 2031 01:49:46.079 --> 01:49:47.960 and he's like and I was like, who, he's like 2032 01:49:48.039 --> 01:49:51.359 white people and he was like and I was like yeah, and. 2033 01:49:51.279 --> 01:49:53.760 He's like yeah, He's like that's funny. We don't care. 2034 01:49:54.359 --> 01:49:56.279 And I was He's like, I think that would be funny, 2035 01:49:56.439 --> 01:49:59.720 and I was like, exactly, it's always white people or 2036 01:49:59.720 --> 01:50:02.560 some liberal black people that get offended by this ship. 2037 01:50:02.720 --> 01:50:07.119 But if you ask other people, it's funny to them, but. 2038 01:50:07.199 --> 01:50:09.239 They do they do that culture thing too, is like 2039 01:50:09.279 --> 01:50:11.800 how much a culture approach? They did that video in 2040 01:50:11.840 --> 01:50:16.720 the college campus study and they were like, Okay, they 2041 01:50:16.760 --> 01:50:18.399 asked a bunch of white people. They're like, is this 2042 01:50:18.479 --> 01:50:21.279 a cultural appropriation? If so, would you rate it on 2043 01:50:21.359 --> 01:50:23.600 a scale one attendance how bad it is? And it's 2044 01:50:23.600 --> 01:50:26.119 a guy walking around pretending to be Mexican. Yeah, I 2045 01:50:26.159 --> 01:50:29.319 saw oranges, and then he go walks us at every 2046 01:50:29.399 --> 01:50:32.079 single white person is like ten, ten, you can't do that. 2047 01:50:32.720 --> 01:50:35.520 You're not Spanish. You're not Spanish. And then he walks 2048 01:50:35.560 --> 01:50:37.920 up to Mexican people and they're like, oh, it's pretty. 2049 01:50:37.640 --> 01:50:39.439 Good, not ba you're clothes. 2050 01:50:40.359 --> 01:50:43.960 And he goes to like he go he goes to 2051 01:50:44.119 --> 01:50:47.159 Mexico or whatever, or like the Mexican side of town 2052 01:50:47.319 --> 01:50:47.840 or camera. 2053 01:50:47.920 --> 01:50:48.760 I've seen that video. 2054 01:50:49.600 --> 01:50:52.680 You have to understand that people that are actually like Japanese, 2055 01:50:53.680 --> 01:50:56.960 an African or even Indian that like they would think 2056 01:50:57.000 --> 01:51:00.560 it's funny. Uh, they're not offended as you because guess 2057 01:51:00.560 --> 01:51:04.720 what they weren't raising this environment where all these communists 2058 01:51:04.760 --> 01:51:07.960 subversive ideologies had been pumped in your skull to be 2059 01:51:08.159 --> 01:51:11.199 like this is bad because guess what that does. It 2060 01:51:11.239 --> 01:51:14.199 causes division. I did a video if you guys can 2061 01:51:14.359 --> 01:51:17.560 watch it on my fun Instagram Rapatilia and Tom. But 2062 01:51:18.600 --> 01:51:22.279 I point the the liberals have a thing on the 2063 01:51:22.279 --> 01:51:25.319 Canadian government website called the Wheel of Privilege. And the 2064 01:51:25.319 --> 01:51:26.960 more that you go in, the closer you are to 2065 01:51:27.000 --> 01:51:29.560 the center, the more privilege you have. This is a 2066 01:51:29.680 --> 01:51:34.199 communist ideology how they cause divide people. And in the center, 2067 01:51:34.239 --> 01:51:37.800 it's like if you're a white male, if you own property. 2068 01:51:38.039 --> 01:51:40.359 And then so I talked about this right just quickly, 2069 01:51:40.600 --> 01:51:43.119 I just said, so I was born white. It wasn't 2070 01:51:43.119 --> 01:51:46.720 my fault. It's just what happened. And I'm also didn't 2071 01:51:46.800 --> 01:51:48.640 choose it. Also didn't choose to be a male. And 2072 01:51:48.720 --> 01:51:51.960 also if my parents or people I know own property, 2073 01:51:52.199 --> 01:51:55.760 it's because they worked hard. My grandfather was raising the 2074 01:51:55.800 --> 01:51:59.840 Great Depression. He worked at eleven years old. Okay, my 2075 01:52:00.119 --> 01:52:02.880 grandfather worked his ass off to earn property at a 2076 01:52:02.920 --> 01:52:05.760 time where Canada wasn't as fucked as it was, and 2077 01:52:05.800 --> 01:52:08.119 you could live off of one income and that still 2078 01:52:08.159 --> 01:52:11.560 wasn't enough because my grandmother was a nurse. And this 2079 01:52:11.680 --> 01:52:15.439 whole idea of white privilege is nonsense. And there is 2080 01:52:15.479 --> 01:52:18.880 a fact that white privilege should exist in places where 2081 01:52:18.880 --> 01:52:22.239 the country is majority white because people that built the country. 2082 01:52:23.520 --> 01:52:28.840 It's true. Man, people need to stop with this bullshit. Man, 2083 01:52:29.119 --> 01:52:33.279 you are literally falling for communist ideologies that will destroy us. 2084 01:52:33.359 --> 01:52:38.600 All that is a fucking fact. Okay, we're gonna keep going. 2085 01:52:39.239 --> 01:52:41.399 I got more. I was gonna I was bringing up 2086 01:52:41.399 --> 01:52:41.880 Ann Frank. 2087 01:52:41.960 --> 01:52:42.560 So here's one. 2088 01:52:43.000 --> 01:52:48.119 What was that? What was that combine? Oh? Wow? 2089 01:52:49.840 --> 01:52:55.359 Okay, okay, so before we get in some videos, this 2090 01:52:55.399 --> 01:52:57.760 is a fun one. So these are the thirty five 2091 01:52:57.800 --> 01:53:00.000 most offensive costumes, and they'll come with explanations. 2092 01:53:00.199 --> 01:53:05.279 Right, that's that lion killer. Remember that guy that killed. 2093 01:53:05.079 --> 01:53:08.840 All the lions or whatever, Joe exotic. 2094 01:53:09.720 --> 01:53:12.319 No, there's that guy that killed these lions in front 2095 01:53:12.319 --> 01:53:13.640 of or whatever. 2096 01:53:14.560 --> 01:53:15.399 I don't know what that is. 2097 01:53:15.399 --> 01:53:16.840 Either it's Joe Biden. 2098 01:53:17.560 --> 01:53:22.279 Oh I didn't see his face. I didn't see his face. 2099 01:53:22.439 --> 01:53:24.479 Oh oh, never minds Jerryson Dusky. 2100 01:53:24.800 --> 01:53:35.399 That's even looks go up that Biden sexy caution. There 2101 01:53:35.399 --> 01:53:38.840 you go. You love that. That's a wild thing to say. 2102 01:53:39.239 --> 01:53:41.800 And to accuse me of you mother. 2103 01:53:42.960 --> 01:53:45.800 I'd say you. 2104 01:53:44.960 --> 01:53:46.640 You just did that. 2105 01:53:47.239 --> 01:53:48.279 Fucked well. 2106 01:53:48.319 --> 01:53:50.520 You like offensive humor, let me know, we all do. 2107 01:53:51.640 --> 01:54:00.119 I'm just gonna keep drinking. You know who that is, right, Kennedy. 2108 01:54:00.399 --> 01:54:02.439 That's actually a really good costume. Like I would do 2109 01:54:02.479 --> 01:54:03.520 that with Chelsea if you wanted. 2110 01:54:03.560 --> 01:54:03.880 I didn't know. 2111 01:54:03.960 --> 01:54:09.359 Fun that's kind of funny. His his skull being popped 2112 01:54:09.399 --> 01:54:11.199 off the top of his head is some of the 2113 01:54:11.239 --> 01:54:13.680 gnarliest ship and that's in our intro. Now I'm like, oh, 2114 01:54:13.720 --> 01:54:16.800 we swapped out. We swapped that Hitler fake and his 2115 01:54:16.880 --> 01:54:20.560 death for JFK got shot in that. And then it's 2116 01:54:20.600 --> 01:54:24.399 just like, huh, I don't know if I switched it 2117 01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:26.920 out to something that was less offensive, because like even 2118 01:54:26.960 --> 01:54:32.239 in the the intro video, it's it's a I generated 2119 01:54:32.279 --> 01:54:35.640 to see it more clearly, and I'm like, so it's 2120 01:54:35.680 --> 01:54:37.880 so quick. I don't know if nobody notices, But like 2121 01:54:37.960 --> 01:54:39.920 I'm I wonder if YouTube, I don't fucking know, man, 2122 01:54:40.279 --> 01:54:44.399 shoot be that bad. It's I found it on YouTube. 2123 01:54:45.800 --> 01:54:48.359 I know YouTube is the worst platform everybody subscribed around 2124 01:54:48.359 --> 01:54:50.439 while we go. We saw this, So this was oh 2125 01:54:50.560 --> 01:54:59.720 ray Rice in his wife. Yeah, so funny. Look at 2126 01:54:59.720 --> 01:55:01.479 the white face. 2127 01:55:02.960 --> 01:55:04.840 Jamaican Bob sled team. 2128 01:55:04.880 --> 01:55:06.680 Yeah so funny. 2129 01:55:06.960 --> 01:55:10.239 The funniest thing in this whole thing is the black 2130 01:55:10.279 --> 01:55:12.920 guy and the look at look at there is black 2131 01:55:12.960 --> 01:55:17.079 guys there that don't care and think it's funny. 2132 01:55:17.840 --> 01:55:18.760 There's a guy in the background. 2133 01:55:18.920 --> 01:55:24.119 Are actually they're all black, except they're doing white face. No, 2134 01:55:24.159 --> 01:55:27.000 because he died. He died, he's been a good Okay. 2135 01:55:26.920 --> 01:55:31.359 There white white, white, white black guy. Black guy right there, 2136 01:55:31.399 --> 01:55:33.000 and I know you couldn't see him becau's so dark. 2137 01:55:33.880 --> 01:55:38.199 He's not white. Look at his hands, this guy, Nope, 2138 01:55:38.640 --> 01:55:40.880 one of the right, This guy one of the right. 2139 01:55:42.039 --> 01:55:44.960 That this is makeup. That's a white guy. 2140 01:55:44.960 --> 01:55:50.600 Look at his hand, his appearance, man, that is this 2141 01:55:50.800 --> 01:55:52.920 is that's a that's a fucking that's a white guy. 2142 01:55:52.960 --> 01:55:58.520 Look at his face, it is so that's a white guy. 2143 01:55:57.960 --> 01:56:01.680 They all have their take up all over their hands. Man, 2144 01:56:02.840 --> 01:56:04.960 that's a white guy. Look at his appearance, man, you 2145 01:56:04.960 --> 01:56:07.479 can definitely tell the difference. There's different facial structures. Now 2146 01:56:08.119 --> 01:56:12.399 let's keep going Goldielocks in the petal bear. 2147 01:56:13.880 --> 01:56:21.960 Oh okay, that's weird. You're a tampon okay, tampon news. 2148 01:56:23.880 --> 01:56:26.079 He died your Steve Jobs. 2149 01:56:25.760 --> 01:56:28.640 Said Steve Jobs. Hitler hand Frank. 2150 01:56:32.239 --> 01:56:33.399 Christopher Reeves. 2151 01:56:36.520 --> 01:56:37.439 I call myself. 2152 01:56:40.039 --> 01:56:41.880 Yeah, fifty three slides. 2153 01:56:42.520 --> 01:56:44.840 I don't know who that is. I'm sure something fucked up, though. 2154 01:56:45.039 --> 01:56:51.520 Someone from Glee died of then od call me Caitlyn. Oh, 2155 01:56:51.920 --> 01:56:55.399 call me Caitlyn. I like that. Help me home? Poor? 2156 01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:03.319 What did Elton John do? He's a pedo, man, They're 2157 01:57:03.319 --> 01:57:04.800 all pedos, Alton John. 2158 01:57:04.840 --> 01:57:05.640 Look at this ship. 2159 01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:08.640 Look at this effort, bro, look at that effort. 2160 01:57:09.279 --> 01:57:09.600 Fuck. 2161 01:57:11.119 --> 01:57:14.239 That is still the most crazy story ever I know. 2162 01:57:17.840 --> 01:57:23.319 Man, these get pretty. Look at she's going along with it. Jesus, 2163 01:57:25.159 --> 01:57:32.920 Oh my god, Bravo. We still have a lot of 2164 01:57:33.000 --> 01:57:34.640 videos to go through. So you're gonna you're gonna be 2165 01:57:34.640 --> 01:57:42.039 here for a bit. It's like so like right in 2166 01:57:42.079 --> 01:57:46.079 your face. It's like, see, I don't think I think 2167 01:57:46.159 --> 01:57:47.840 Mexicans would find that hilarious. 2168 01:57:48.159 --> 01:57:48.880 You're not gonna lie. 2169 01:57:48.920 --> 01:57:50.680 There would be a ton of black guys out there 2170 01:57:50.720 --> 01:57:53.239 that would think that's slice. It's only because people have 2171 01:57:53.279 --> 01:57:56.760 been literally radicalized to believe that this is Like if 2172 01:57:56.760 --> 01:58:00.239 someone did white face, I would think it's funny. On 2173 01:58:00.279 --> 01:58:02.199 the dagg of Lowien Stream, I showed a guy and 2174 01:58:02.239 --> 01:58:04.800 it was a black guy doing white privilege that doesn't 2175 01:58:04.800 --> 01:58:06.800 really exist, and it should if it we live in 2176 01:58:06.800 --> 01:58:07.479 a white country. 2177 01:58:08.159 --> 01:58:09.840 And he's like, he's. 2178 01:58:09.680 --> 01:58:12.840 Wearing a crown and it's like, it's it's a joke, man, 2179 01:58:13.319 --> 01:58:14.399 It's just a joke. 2180 01:58:14.880 --> 01:58:15.039 You know. 2181 01:58:15.079 --> 01:58:19.199 I just take everything so fucking goddamn seriously, that's funny. 2182 01:58:19.239 --> 01:58:24.319 That's just funny for the sake of they get pretty bad. Oh, 2183 01:58:24.319 --> 01:58:32.880 this one's fun woo pants. 2184 01:58:31.359 --> 01:58:34.800 Okay, ew ew ew ew. 2185 01:58:36.239 --> 01:58:37.000 That's pushing it. 2186 01:58:37.119 --> 01:58:39.600 Man, that's a wild costume. 2187 01:58:39.920 --> 01:58:45.600 Yeah, I know that's fucked up. All this kid's going 2188 01:58:45.680 --> 01:58:46.119 all out. 2189 01:58:46.720 --> 01:58:47.680 He's so happy. 2190 01:58:48.439 --> 01:58:50.319 He's like, you know what funny this ship is to. 2191 01:58:50.279 --> 01:58:55.520 Be Honestly, he's probably got funny fucking parents. It's true. 2192 01:58:55.840 --> 01:59:04.479 Pregnant none Ray Rice again. South Tower. That's fucked. There's 2193 01:59:04.640 --> 01:59:06.479 I think there's the Twin Terrors. 2194 01:59:07.520 --> 01:59:08.479 Steve Irwin. 2195 01:59:12.439 --> 01:59:15.079 That sucks. That's so fucked. 2196 01:59:15.960 --> 01:59:18.960 I know Aaron didn't show up. Man, fuck Aeron like 2197 01:59:19.039 --> 01:59:22.319 he literally probably fell asleep. I'm very angry at him. 2198 01:59:22.680 --> 01:59:25.439 When happened to the Reds Ted Williams, he goes faceball. 2199 01:59:25.479 --> 01:59:26.439 I don't know, I don't know. 2200 01:59:26.560 --> 01:59:29.159 I don't know. I don't watch baseball. There you go pre. 2201 01:59:32.000 --> 01:59:35.720 Oh my god, did you see the kid though on him? 2202 01:59:35.960 --> 01:59:47.239 Yeah, oh my god. It's an air flight crew that 2203 01:59:47.279 --> 01:59:52.640 all died for them though. That's just fun. Though, there's 2204 01:59:52.680 --> 01:59:54.000 some that are just fun. 2205 01:59:54.840 --> 01:59:56.159 Oh that's a baby alien. 2206 01:59:56.239 --> 01:59:57.720 I thought that was that was trying to be a 2207 01:59:57.760 --> 01:59:59.960 metaphor for having sex with a child and. 2208 02:00:00.560 --> 02:00:07.560 Ew oh that's funny though to do this like at 2209 02:00:07.560 --> 02:00:11.479 the same time, like whatever people like. Obviously he's perceived 2210 02:00:11.479 --> 02:00:13.560 as a very evil person that probably did evil things 2211 02:00:13.600 --> 02:00:16.720 and the movement was hijacked. But I actually, like just 2212 02:00:16.720 --> 02:00:19.399 want to encourage people just go listen to his speeches 2213 02:00:19.399 --> 02:00:22.199 on YouTube. Just do it just for fun, just to 2214 02:00:22.199 --> 02:00:23.920 see see what you think afterwards. 2215 02:00:24.479 --> 02:00:25.760 Is he or is he not? 2216 02:00:26.239 --> 02:00:27.279 Or maybe is he both? 2217 02:00:27.760 --> 02:00:29.880 You know he is? 2218 02:00:29.960 --> 02:00:37.800 But well, history victory, history is written by the picture. 2219 02:00:37.880 --> 02:00:38.319 That's fun. 2220 02:00:38.640 --> 02:00:41.039 Yeah, the Boston is pretty brutal. 2221 02:00:44.119 --> 02:00:45.840 I will say that I think that guy is probably 2222 02:00:45.880 --> 02:00:48.319 the most lied about person in history, if you actually 2223 02:00:48.319 --> 02:00:51.000 read into anything other than when the mainstream media is 2224 02:00:51.000 --> 02:00:54.680 telling you and the subversive people that own our governments. 2225 02:00:54.800 --> 02:00:57.000 Just a fact, just a fact if you're actually looking 2226 02:00:57.039 --> 02:01:01.199 to it. Casey Anthony, Max, it's Casey Anthony. You know 2227 02:01:01.199 --> 02:01:03.399 who she is, right, we should cover her at some point. Actually, 2228 02:01:04.520 --> 02:01:09.319 Casey Anthony was the person she murdered her kid, kid 2229 02:01:09.560 --> 02:01:13.239 kids kid kid and faked it like you said, their 2230 02:01:13.279 --> 02:01:16.760 boyfriend was very It's a very fucked up story. So 2231 02:01:16.800 --> 02:01:20.640 everybody like listening or watching because of this thing, just 2232 02:01:20.640 --> 02:01:24.399 just to understand that I'm mostly joking about everything I say, right, Like, 2233 02:01:24.920 --> 02:01:32.560 people sometimes take things way too seriously. So dom who say, Nobama, 2234 02:01:33.000 --> 02:01:34.640 come on, that's kind of clever. 2235 02:01:35.880 --> 02:01:40.439 That is very clever, like weird, Like that's fucking funny. 2236 02:01:40.800 --> 02:01:47.720 People are start taking Chris Brown and Rihanna that is nuts. 2237 02:01:47.319 --> 02:01:49.079 She looks very happy. 2238 02:01:50.560 --> 02:01:58.800 He looks very happy. Serena Willie, Wow, that is so crazy. 2239 02:01:58.960 --> 02:02:02.000 It's crazy that people are actually like they follow through 2240 02:02:02.000 --> 02:02:04.720 with this ship and realistic. If you're just going drunk 2241 02:02:04.760 --> 02:02:08.159 to a party, right, you're realist. In early two thousands, 2242 02:02:08.239 --> 02:02:12.239 late nineties, like nobody cared. There wasn't this whole culture 2243 02:02:12.239 --> 02:02:15.119 around being like, oh, you know, it's my feelings, so 2244 02:02:15.279 --> 02:02:18.960 like this would be so it would be something that 2245 02:02:19.000 --> 02:02:21.119 if your friend like dressed up like a black guy 2246 02:02:21.520 --> 02:02:23.439 at a party in a small town or even like 2247 02:02:23.479 --> 02:02:26.960 some bigger cities. It wouldn't be this big crazy thing. 2248 02:02:27.199 --> 02:02:27.800 It wouldn't be. 2249 02:02:28.920 --> 02:02:29.159 Uh. 2250 02:02:29.199 --> 02:02:30.359 It was just a joke. 2251 02:02:30.600 --> 02:02:33.159 So people, we've gotten such a weird place in our 2252 02:02:33.199 --> 02:02:36.159 society where it's like people can't that's nice. 2253 02:02:36.279 --> 02:02:42.439 Okay, woman doing it? It's fun, that's fun. This guy again, 2254 02:02:44.640 --> 02:02:48.000 Teyvon martin a case being a particular person. I don't 2255 02:02:48.000 --> 02:02:48.439 know who that. 2256 02:02:48.479 --> 02:02:51.199 Is, all right, I think that's it. 2257 02:02:51.199 --> 02:02:59.079 One more Majicy and Jim. It's supposed to be Jemima. 2258 02:02:59.159 --> 02:03:00.680 I think the spelled it wrong. 2259 02:03:02.319 --> 02:03:05.560 Is that fun? I told you I have like Mario 2260 02:03:05.720 --> 02:03:06.680 videos is so fun. 2261 02:03:10.119 --> 02:03:14.439 Watch me set the world fucking record for a speed 2262 02:03:14.560 --> 02:03:18.000 run if I gotta play that god damn game. So 2263 02:03:18.279 --> 02:03:20.359 what the fuck did they do to the Luigi? 2264 02:03:21.960 --> 02:03:24.199 She sucked them up? She chains on? 2265 02:03:26.239 --> 02:03:27.279 Dude, so weird. 2266 02:03:28.239 --> 02:03:30.319 It sucks that Aaron wasn't here because I had so 2267 02:03:30.399 --> 02:03:32.319 much fun stuff, Like I still have fun stuff. But 2268 02:03:32.560 --> 02:03:36.479 check this out. So you'll find this really funny. That 2269 02:03:36.640 --> 02:03:40.319 was actually scary as fuck. You'll find this one very funny. 2270 02:03:40.399 --> 02:03:42.680 This is uh, I think this is realistic. 2271 02:03:42.760 --> 02:03:43.119 Mario. 2272 02:03:43.680 --> 02:03:44.319 Check this out. 2273 02:03:45.720 --> 02:04:11.319 Okay, just watch, just watch It comes to say. 2274 02:04:11.119 --> 02:04:30.039 It no. 2275 02:04:33.680 --> 02:04:36.279 Some of the funny shit I've ever seen, though, so 2276 02:04:36.359 --> 02:04:37.239 many funny things. 2277 02:04:38.520 --> 02:04:41.560 What if you were just casually playing Super Mario and 2278 02:04:41.600 --> 02:04:44.600 found this image in the game. Well, in twenty ten, 2279 02:04:44.880 --> 02:04:48.399 the moderator for a rom sharing site discovered something horrible 2280 02:04:48.479 --> 02:04:51.840 in an anonymous upload of Super Mario World for the SNS. 2281 02:04:52.680 --> 02:04:56.439 Upon starting the game, everything was wrong, levels were bearing, 2282 02:04:56.880 --> 02:05:01.319 enemies were missing, even textboxes super cryptic, including this one 2283 02:05:01.359 --> 02:05:05.359 which states victim number one eyeballs were unable to be found. 2284 02:05:05.520 --> 02:05:08.439 The victim was found lying under curbet cause of death. 2285 02:05:08.520 --> 02:05:12.840 Unknown handmarks with unidentifiable fingerprints found all over the corpse. 2286 02:05:13.720 --> 02:05:16.399 But what makes this even scarier is when the user 2287 02:05:16.479 --> 02:05:19.640 peeked into the game's files, what seems like a random 2288 02:05:19.680 --> 02:05:23.840 text was actually an image file, and once converted, revealed 2289 02:05:23.920 --> 02:05:29.119 this was this victim number one. The rumor goes that 2290 02:05:29.159 --> 02:05:33.039 this is indeed a photograph of a real murder victim. However, 2291 02:05:33.159 --> 02:05:34.840 if you want to know the full story. 2292 02:05:37.319 --> 02:05:40.199 On the false story as a murder victim, good day, 2293 02:05:40.359 --> 02:05:43.239 I'm bold the Neckerman's and today we're doing it on boxing. 2294 02:05:46.199 --> 02:05:46.760 I get it. 2295 02:05:47.600 --> 02:05:49.159 We were in the middle of our tournament where my 2296 02:05:49.199 --> 02:05:51.760 friend John said he found a body in the bushes 2297 02:05:51.800 --> 02:05:54.399 over there. I ran over there because I'm a healing 2298 02:05:54.479 --> 02:05:57.439 monk to try and help, but obviously my magic wasn't 2299 02:05:57.439 --> 02:06:01.800 strong enough because the dude body was missing ahead. So 2300 02:06:02.000 --> 02:06:04.760 my friend decided to try to use a necromancer spell, 2301 02:06:04.880 --> 02:06:08.319 which didn't work, which I knew it wouldn't, and apparently 2302 02:06:08.319 --> 02:06:11.960 we contaminated the crime scene because that spell uses a 2303 02:06:11.960 --> 02:06:12.680 lot of glitter. 2304 02:06:13.800 --> 02:06:16.920 Real story, I'm pretty sure I know I've seen that 2305 02:06:17.000 --> 02:06:17.439 one too. 2306 02:06:18.279 --> 02:06:21.319 They found a real dead body and this guy's like. 2307 02:06:21.920 --> 02:06:25.880 Glitter on it, like it was a necromancy spell. 2308 02:06:28.319 --> 02:06:31.840 It's not funny you told me to dress a cow. 2309 02:06:32.920 --> 02:06:38.000 It's not funny, man, Maybe fun memories. 2310 02:06:38.079 --> 02:06:41.239 That's a wholesome girl versus a fucking slut. 2311 02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:44.920 True that man? Okay, Realistically, men, I'll play it again. 2312 02:06:45.039 --> 02:06:46.319 Which one would you rather marry? 2313 02:06:47.039 --> 02:06:50.000 No, I'd want the one in the It's. 2314 02:06:49.840 --> 02:06:52.800 Not funny you told me to dress. 2315 02:06:52.560 --> 02:06:56.560 Like a cow, the cow one, the full inflatable. 2316 02:06:56.960 --> 02:06:58.399 Realistically, right, at the end of the. 2317 02:06:58.479 --> 02:07:01.359 Day, it's a thousand time to me. 2318 02:07:01.520 --> 02:07:04.840 It is funny what especially modern women think that men 2319 02:07:05.039 --> 02:07:09.560 want compared to like, you know what, I mean like, yeah, 2320 02:07:09.680 --> 02:07:13.079 they for gratification, sure or whatever, you can do this 2321 02:07:13.199 --> 02:07:16.039 or that, but realistically that's not what men are looking 2322 02:07:16.079 --> 02:07:17.199 for at all. 2323 02:07:18.920 --> 02:07:20.760 If you're talking about like a one night stam, that's 2324 02:07:20.800 --> 02:07:21.399 a different thing. 2325 02:07:21.479 --> 02:07:24.920 But yeah, but that's but most women are not doing 2326 02:07:24.920 --> 02:07:28.079 that though, Like you know what I mean, they're they 2327 02:07:28.159 --> 02:07:31.079 want Okay, they are doing that, but I'm saying they 2328 02:07:31.119 --> 02:07:32.960 want at the end of the day, they do want 2329 02:07:33.000 --> 02:07:37.039 a man that's going to marry them, to take care 2330 02:07:37.159 --> 02:07:39.840 of them, to be a princess. And the thing that 2331 02:07:39.880 --> 02:07:43.800 they're they don't want that is a lie. That's communism, 2332 02:07:44.079 --> 02:07:44.960 communist version. 2333 02:07:45.319 --> 02:07:47.239 I love that Hobson does. 2334 02:07:47.159 --> 02:07:51.319 A really good line on that to keep shaking your 2335 02:07:51.359 --> 02:07:54.680 ass at this trip called like Prince Charmings waiting out Back. 2336 02:07:54.920 --> 02:07:59.159 No, it's crazy. Hobson has that. The songs that he's 2337 02:07:59.239 --> 02:08:03.920 done about his like breakup and with that that chick 2338 02:08:04.000 --> 02:08:07.640 that literally cheated with a bodybuilder or whatever, those are 2339 02:08:07.880 --> 02:08:10.640 more impactful and like It's all Your Fault is a 2340 02:08:10.640 --> 02:08:14.479 really good song. Hotel in Sydney, Like those songs are 2341 02:08:14.560 --> 02:08:16.640 crazy good because it's his real pain. 2342 02:08:17.079 --> 02:08:18.079 A hotel in Sydney. 2343 02:08:18.079 --> 02:08:21.439 Shit's crazy because it plays he got arrested in jail 2344 02:08:21.479 --> 02:08:24.800 because she accused him of like beating her when he did, like, man, 2345 02:08:24.880 --> 02:08:29.159 and I believe him because she sounds fucking crazy. Yeah, 2346 02:08:29.199 --> 02:08:31.159 I was waiting for you. You're supposed to be like her. 2347 02:08:31.279 --> 02:08:33.920 I was actually a surprised Dutch is not in the chat. 2348 02:08:34.000 --> 02:08:34.720 Just get out of work. 2349 02:08:34.760 --> 02:08:37.479 But I wanted to man, we're still going a little 2350 02:08:37.479 --> 02:08:43.880 bit happy Halloween. I wanted to say, hey, uh, no, misfita, 2351 02:08:45.520 --> 02:08:47.800 you are competing. I'm surprised Dutch is not here, and 2352 02:08:47.800 --> 02:08:50.800 he's probably like, what the fuck there you go? 2353 02:08:51.439 --> 02:08:53.600 Wait, hold on, wait a minute, Wait a minute, I'm drunk. 2354 02:08:53.720 --> 02:08:56.279 Hitller a thing. 2355 02:08:57.600 --> 02:08:59.800 That's actually well, I just have to do this. 2356 02:09:00.079 --> 02:09:05.520 It back on, like I I don't know the rest 2357 02:09:05.520 --> 02:09:05.680 of me. 2358 02:09:07.439 --> 02:09:10.720 Go go put the must back mustache back on. The idea. 2359 02:09:11.279 --> 02:09:14.039 I put my joint in the back way. The idea 2360 02:09:14.159 --> 02:09:17.680 of Mario saluting is the funniest ship. Just this is 2361 02:09:17.720 --> 02:09:20.720 the this is uh listen, this is just the Roman 2362 02:09:20.840 --> 02:09:23.279 salute YouTube. 2363 02:09:24.840 --> 02:09:25.319 Just a joke. 2364 02:09:25.399 --> 02:09:28.479 Everybody, calm down. YouTube used to be this fun fucking thing. Man, 2365 02:09:28.760 --> 02:09:30.960 and I I know years ago we probably would have 2366 02:09:30.960 --> 02:09:34.680 got so much attention. But YouTube has become this literally 2367 02:09:34.760 --> 02:09:38.960 censorship platform. It's very sad. So what do we else 2368 02:09:38.960 --> 02:09:39.319 do we have? 2369 02:09:39.760 --> 02:09:40.920 Well? 2370 02:09:41.079 --> 02:09:46.439 Willie, Uh the cows women you know, men, men want 2371 02:09:46.600 --> 02:09:53.880 women women here. Uh stop being subveted by the communist choose. 2372 02:09:53.880 --> 02:09:56.800 All right, play video, Go get scissors and match me. 2373 02:09:58.399 --> 02:09:59.000 It's done. 2374 02:09:59.119 --> 02:10:01.720 But it's fun, man, soloweed Man, I love this season. 2375 02:10:01.800 --> 02:10:03.880 It's sad watching. I watched a bunch of like. 2376 02:10:03.960 --> 02:10:07.039 Vintage videos for like, you know that thing I show 2377 02:10:07.079 --> 02:10:09.119 at the beginning where we're like trying to bring people 2378 02:10:09.159 --> 02:10:14.520 into the stream was the video of like all. 2379 02:10:14.319 --> 02:10:16.239 Like be safe for Halloween. 2380 02:10:16.359 --> 02:10:18.479 So there's a bunch of those videos all over YouTube 2381 02:10:18.479 --> 02:10:20.760 of like there's channels that have like a playlist that 2382 02:10:20.880 --> 02:10:24.439 vintage Halloween. It used to be a lot different, right 2383 02:10:24.439 --> 02:10:28.960 because it was like broadcasted all over like TV, and 2384 02:10:29.079 --> 02:10:31.119 it was like there was commercials and there was like 2385 02:10:31.159 --> 02:10:34.960 episodes of shows. I don't feel like it's the same energy. 2386 02:10:35.319 --> 02:10:37.560 I think the world is a very crazy place right now. 2387 02:10:37.600 --> 02:10:39.520 I do like we're geared at for World War three. 2388 02:10:39.680 --> 02:10:43.079 All the economy everyone's broken broken, that's a fact. Everyone's 2389 02:10:43.079 --> 02:10:45.920 on drugs. There's a lot like the leading cause of 2390 02:10:45.960 --> 02:10:49.319 death right now. It's very stone but listen to this. 2391 02:10:49.359 --> 02:10:51.239 The leading cause of death right now from people from 2392 02:10:51.319 --> 02:10:53.680 eighteen to forty five in Canada is fentanyl. 2393 02:10:54.159 --> 02:10:57.840 There's a leading cause of death for that age bracket. 2394 02:10:58.119 --> 02:11:00.840 Yes, that's a fact, man, that's fucking did we live 2395 02:11:00.840 --> 02:11:02.920 in that fucking environment like that? And this thing used 2396 02:11:02.960 --> 02:11:04.960 to be When I'm watching all these vintage videos, I'm like, 2397 02:11:05.000 --> 02:11:07.479 this is where we used to live like this, man, 2398 02:11:07.600 --> 02:11:09.960 this used to be like a fun thing, like everyone 2399 02:11:09.960 --> 02:11:13.399 would get together and we would like go around like 2400 02:11:13.439 --> 02:11:16.600 all these fun commercials. I dressed up like you know, 2401 02:11:17.000 --> 02:11:18.800 me and my buddy was like Wayne and Garth from 2402 02:11:18.840 --> 02:11:21.720 Wayne's World. I was a werewolf. I did have all 2403 02:11:21.720 --> 02:11:24.760 these fun costumes. I feel like everyone thing is gotten 2404 02:11:24.800 --> 02:11:27.520 distorted and everyone's broke and can't afford to buy the 2405 02:11:27.560 --> 02:11:30.520 kids costumes who god knows what, And then spirit Halloween's 2406 02:11:30.560 --> 02:11:32.399 like here, do you want your kids to come to 2407 02:11:32.439 --> 02:11:35.560 a Halloween store and spend two hundred dollars off of 2408 02:11:35.600 --> 02:11:39.960 one single costume because it's so expensive. I bought this there, my. 2409 02:11:40.000 --> 02:11:45.239 Leather face mask face like fifty. My lother face mask 2410 02:11:45.359 --> 02:11:46.840 was eighty dollars eight. 2411 02:11:47.039 --> 02:11:50.159 That's ridiculous. This was fifty. This whole costume. 2412 02:11:50.920 --> 02:11:51.800 I know who made it. 2413 02:11:53.800 --> 02:11:58.079 Kids in China problems. Yes, yes, Billy kids in China Billy. 2414 02:11:58.279 --> 02:11:59.359 Who the fuck is Billy? 2415 02:11:59.760 --> 02:11:59.920 Oh? 2416 02:12:00.000 --> 02:12:02.439 Oh yeah they did it. 2417 02:12:02.479 --> 02:12:05.640 Okay, they even got the collar. They even got it separate. 2418 02:12:05.880 --> 02:12:08.640 You see how as a wholder, it's like a separate 2419 02:12:08.640 --> 02:12:09.640 piece of clothing. 2420 02:12:09.960 --> 02:12:12.000 Baby's in trouble, you, dumb fat. 2421 02:12:12.239 --> 02:12:15.640 Baby's in trouble, you, dumb fat Baby's in trouble, you, 2422 02:12:15.800 --> 02:12:16.359 dumb fat. 2423 02:12:16.439 --> 02:12:18.119 The fact there needs to be a beat after. 2424 02:12:17.920 --> 02:12:21.199 That, I was just gonna say, that's hard into something. 2425 02:12:21.239 --> 02:12:21.640 I know. 2426 02:12:22.039 --> 02:12:25.279 I got you, every dubecurity person. 2427 02:12:26.000 --> 02:12:28.720 Anyway, I got more. 2428 02:12:31.000 --> 02:12:33.079 And that's why I actually like this one, because like 2429 02:12:33.119 --> 02:12:35.399 I wish, I want like a twenty minute thing. I 2430 02:12:35.439 --> 02:12:37.880 want to like take some mushrooms or like drink heavily 2431 02:12:37.920 --> 02:12:40.000 like I happened tonight. I'd be like, what is it 2432 02:12:40.119 --> 02:12:41.760 like to be inside Mario's world? 2433 02:12:41.960 --> 02:12:42.720 Can I find out? 2434 02:12:43.199 --> 02:12:47.439 Please? But I know I know where to go if 2435 02:12:47.479 --> 02:12:50.279 I'm an ever Star door that you can physically fit 2436 02:12:50.359 --> 02:12:52.079 and do, and then if not, you go into the 2437 02:12:52.119 --> 02:12:52.479 other one. 2438 02:12:52.479 --> 02:12:54.079 Okay. It's so funny because I was trying to, like 2439 02:12:54.199 --> 02:12:56.359 for everybody out there, like I want to like figure 2440 02:12:56.399 --> 02:12:58.600 out what costume me and Billy could do that would 2441 02:12:58.640 --> 02:13:01.279 be very hilarious, but like kind of match both of us. 2442 02:13:01.319 --> 02:13:02.359 I'm the more tubby one. 2443 02:13:02.399 --> 02:13:02.880 It's true. 2444 02:13:02.960 --> 02:13:03.960 I am a thick boy. 2445 02:13:05.159 --> 02:13:08.319 Not about weight, it's about height. You are three foot 2446 02:13:08.399 --> 02:13:08.920 two and. 2447 02:13:08.880 --> 02:13:17.079 I'm seven and a half. Okay, basically imagined, I'm normal male. Heint, sir, 2448 02:13:18.319 --> 02:13:23.359 normal male, heint? And uh, Billy, he's like, man, Brett's 2449 02:13:23.359 --> 02:13:25.600 taller than you. Shut the fuck up, Brett. 2450 02:13:27.159 --> 02:13:27.439 He's not. 2451 02:13:27.600 --> 02:13:29.880 He's much taller. 2452 02:13:30.880 --> 02:13:32.680 But I thought it was funny because I was like, 2453 02:13:32.720 --> 02:13:34.640 I always wanted to like Wayne and Garth would be 2454 02:13:34.760 --> 02:13:36.640 very funny. I feel like, one day I just want 2455 02:13:36.680 --> 02:13:38.720 to do that. We've done so many funny costumes over 2456 02:13:38.720 --> 02:13:40.640 the year. I was looking through when I was you 2457 02:13:40.720 --> 02:13:43.920 and Alex were a peanut butter and j uh and 2458 02:13:43.960 --> 02:13:46.199 I was Roddy Roddy Piper. I was like, I'm going 2459 02:13:46.239 --> 02:13:48.039 to be my own costume. I know you guys are 2460 02:13:48.039 --> 02:13:48.920 going to do your own thing. 2461 02:13:49.920 --> 02:13:52.600 I was like, well, I was just cheap, That's all 2462 02:13:52.640 --> 02:13:54.520 I was out there at that point in time. I 2463 02:13:54.560 --> 02:13:56.760 was like, this is fifty bucks, fucking hey, and it's 2464 02:13:56.800 --> 02:13:57.720 two costumes. 2465 02:13:58.439 --> 02:14:01.479 You're I'll add au. Yeah, I'll delete some shit if 2466 02:14:01.560 --> 02:14:03.279 guys want to see this is pretty cool? Why not? 2467 02:14:03.359 --> 02:14:05.239 We're just having fun with this one. 2468 02:14:06.760 --> 02:14:07.119 Lane here. 2469 02:14:07.239 --> 02:14:09.920 Okay, I have the pictures, but let me. I'll play 2470 02:14:09.960 --> 02:14:12.319 one more video. I look for them, then get your reactions. 2471 02:14:13.760 --> 02:14:16.239 I want a fun fact? Well down there, get one. 2472 02:14:17.319 --> 02:14:20.960 You get one fun fact while we wait. Okay, this 2473 02:14:21.000 --> 02:14:24.039 one wasn't initially going to be in my lineup, but 2474 02:14:24.119 --> 02:14:27.000 you asked me to come up with something scary. Okay, 2475 02:14:27.119 --> 02:14:29.159 so I said, okay, I'll come up with a scary 2476 02:14:29.199 --> 02:14:29.800 fun fact. 2477 02:14:30.319 --> 02:14:34.319 You want to know how many fucking people in America 2478 02:14:34.359 --> 02:14:36.479 are incest percentage wise? 2479 02:14:39.800 --> 02:14:41.880 I'm gonna guess twenty five. 2480 02:14:43.560 --> 02:14:47.319 A quarter. You really think a fucking quarter of everybody's incests? 2481 02:14:47.840 --> 02:14:51.000 And can I tell you statistic after when you're done? 2482 02:14:51.680 --> 02:14:55.319 Sure, but really you think a quarter? You think one 2483 02:14:55.319 --> 02:14:57.720 of every four people are incest? 2484 02:14:58.039 --> 02:15:03.199 Okay, that's scary me, but it's it's due to population. 2485 02:15:03.439 --> 02:15:05.079 That's why I want you to finish, so I can 2486 02:15:05.119 --> 02:15:05.840 finish my thought. 2487 02:15:06.159 --> 02:15:09.520 Yeah, but you fucked up. You overshot, and now my 2488 02:15:09.680 --> 02:15:13.119 number doesn't seem as fucking crazy. But it's fifteen. 2489 02:15:14.640 --> 02:15:15.880 Okay, that makes sense. 2490 02:15:17.399 --> 02:15:20.479 What did he say, pro do you guys even what 2491 02:15:22.640 --> 02:15:26.319 you guys didn't even react Listen. Well Tom knew what 2492 02:15:26.359 --> 02:15:27.840 it was and it was a shitty jump stat. 2493 02:15:29.079 --> 02:15:34.720 Listen. Okay, how okay, I want okay, guess the percentage 2494 02:15:34.840 --> 02:15:36.960 of how many people are in bred in Pakistan. 2495 02:15:38.760 --> 02:15:40.279 Oh, that's gotta be higher. 2496 02:15:40.840 --> 02:15:43.039 Guess I'm trying to at its. 2497 02:15:43.079 --> 02:15:46.479 Twenty twenty thirty? 2498 02:15:48.199 --> 02:15:51.079 No, no it is, and that's you got that off 2499 02:15:51.119 --> 02:15:52.079 some shitty site. 2500 02:15:52.159 --> 02:15:54.279 No, you got that off a fucking garbage site. 2501 02:15:56.079 --> 02:15:59.880 There's no fucking way more than thirty percent of them go. 2502 02:16:00.079 --> 02:16:06.159 There's no way, No fifty you're saying fifty. No, one hundred. 2503 02:16:06.399 --> 02:16:09.439 Seventy five percent of all people in Pakistan are in 2504 02:16:09.479 --> 02:16:10.000 bread Look at it. 2505 02:16:10.359 --> 02:16:10.680 Believe it? 2506 02:16:10.720 --> 02:16:11.119 Look it up. 2507 02:16:11.239 --> 02:16:12.000 Don't believe it? 2508 02:16:12.039 --> 02:16:13.399 Look it up? Ship, look it up. 2509 02:16:13.960 --> 02:16:16.000 Hey remember when I talked about those dolphins that they 2510 02:16:16.119 --> 02:16:17.239 raped out of existence? 2511 02:16:18.439 --> 02:16:18.640 Oh? 2512 02:16:18.760 --> 02:16:20.319 Yeah, look it up. 2513 02:16:20.399 --> 02:16:20.920 Look it up. 2514 02:16:21.279 --> 02:16:25.199 How what is the most inbred population in the world? 2515 02:16:26.319 --> 02:16:26.800 Look it up? 2516 02:16:29.119 --> 02:16:30.239 Do you know what Indias is? 2517 02:16:32.479 --> 02:16:32.559 Like? 2518 02:16:32.760 --> 02:16:33.360 Forty two? 2519 02:16:33.559 --> 02:16:37.079 I feel like you don't know your fucking yeah, pack 2520 02:16:38.959 --> 02:16:40.200 sand just look up? 2521 02:16:40.520 --> 02:16:44.719 Look up? Okay, think about this right? How many people 2522 02:16:44.760 --> 02:16:45.440 are in America? 2523 02:16:46.639 --> 02:16:46.879 Wow? 2524 02:16:47.079 --> 02:16:51.280 Sixty sixty to eighty three percente So yeah, seventy five 2525 02:16:53.079 --> 02:16:53.840 very fair number. 2526 02:16:53.920 --> 02:16:57.040 You just stop start believing me now, man, I'm not 2527 02:16:57.120 --> 02:16:58.399 stupid about these statistics. 2528 02:16:58.719 --> 02:17:00.520 I found that you were stupid. I just thought you 2529 02:17:00.559 --> 02:17:01.520 got your number off. 2530 02:17:02.840 --> 02:17:06.000 No, I have so many. There you are. 2531 02:17:06.600 --> 02:17:08.879 We've been waiting for he shows. 2532 02:17:08.639 --> 02:17:12.639 Up twenty percent. Yeah close, So you know it's crazy. Yeah, 2533 02:17:12.639 --> 02:17:13.280 it's nuts. 2534 02:17:13.600 --> 02:17:16.719 Uh yeah, I'm like, man, you're we're like, we're. 2535 02:17:16.639 --> 02:17:18.680 Joking about the Goalers and I want to do uh, 2536 02:17:18.959 --> 02:17:22.520 the Winnakers and the Blue Fugate family and all these 2537 02:17:22.559 --> 02:17:23.159 other like. 2538 02:17:25.000 --> 02:17:29.799 Listen, there's been fifteen in America, Blue my fucking money. 2539 02:17:29.920 --> 02:17:34.479 Canada someplaces, some places listen in Canada. Some places claim 2540 02:17:34.559 --> 02:17:37.760 that it's like twenty three percent. Uh, but if you 2541 02:17:37.760 --> 02:17:41.120 think about that, we did listen Brunswick. Yes, we did 2542 02:17:41.159 --> 02:17:44.040 the Golder Plan. We did the Golda Clan episode right 2543 02:17:44.040 --> 02:17:47.079 that actually got a lot of attention for some reason. Uh, 2544 02:17:47.159 --> 02:17:49.040 people love in bread stuff. So we're gonna have to 2545 02:17:49.120 --> 02:17:51.239 keep covering it because for some reason it's like a 2546 02:17:51.280 --> 02:17:51.879 hot topic. 2547 02:17:52.799 --> 02:17:55.799 Well because it's fucking kind of taboo, or it's also 2548 02:17:55.920 --> 02:17:56.920 at the same time. 2549 02:17:56.840 --> 02:17:59.959 Like Dutchess you're at the best part of it, Judge, 2550 02:18:00.319 --> 02:18:02.360 but you're the best part of it. This is like 2551 02:18:02.440 --> 02:18:06.360 the end where we're like, I'm definitely having a buzz. Yeah, 2552 02:18:06.760 --> 02:18:08.920 Billy doesn't believe me, but I tell these facts about 2553 02:18:08.959 --> 02:18:11.879 things you don't believe me, and I'm like, no, that's true, 2554 02:18:12.079 --> 02:18:13.760 and you're like, no, it's not. And then you like, 2555 02:18:13.840 --> 02:18:17.239 just quick, quick, even google search, you know. Okay, So 2556 02:18:17.319 --> 02:18:21.520 here we go. Here's some of the past Halloween special things. 2557 02:18:21.600 --> 02:18:26.719 This will bring everybody back. So you can only watch this. 2558 02:18:27.280 --> 02:18:29.280 I think you still listen to it on platforms, but 2559 02:18:29.319 --> 02:18:30.760 I think you can only watch this is the verse 2560 02:18:30.840 --> 02:18:33.719 special me and Billy ever did. And listening back to 2561 02:18:33.799 --> 02:18:36.479 all these older episodes and stuff that we've done in 2562 02:18:36.520 --> 02:18:40.040 the past recently, it's fun because we were like, oh, 2563 02:18:40.079 --> 02:18:42.600 this will be the first time that we record things 2564 02:18:42.639 --> 02:18:45.760 on video. For a long time, For literally three years, 2565 02:18:45.799 --> 02:18:49.319 we only did things audibly. That's the podcasting was pretty 2566 02:18:49.360 --> 02:18:52.079 much just focused on that. But times have changed and 2567 02:18:52.079 --> 02:18:56.000 there's still nobody here, so maybe one day, just kidding, 2568 02:18:57.040 --> 02:19:00.079 but we did these things and so eventually we of 2569 02:19:00.159 --> 02:19:03.319 these Halloween specials. That was my first idea and this 2570 02:19:03.360 --> 02:19:04.520 was the first one that we did. 2571 02:19:06.600 --> 02:19:09.719 Yeah, Banana, Okay, that like I. 2572 02:19:09.639 --> 02:19:12.079 Have my horror stuff set up. It's like, and that's 2573 02:19:12.079 --> 02:19:14.319 all that's on Patreon. You can listen to, I think 2574 02:19:14.319 --> 02:19:16.840 on the show. But I think this is all Patreon stuff. Now, 2575 02:19:17.200 --> 02:19:20.040 first specially we ever did film recorded because if you 2576 02:19:20.079 --> 02:19:25.719 listen back, were definitely having fun crazy. This one makes 2577 02:19:25.719 --> 02:19:32.040 me laugh. Doesn't even look like you a little boy, No, Banana. 2578 02:19:31.159 --> 02:19:33.239 I'm sorry, you're an ex is gonna. 2579 02:19:33.360 --> 02:19:37.280 I was like, what like fucking six years ago at 2580 02:19:37.280 --> 02:19:40.639 this point, seven maybe. 2581 02:19:40.559 --> 02:19:45.040 Yeah, twenty eight nineteen, I think twenty eighteen. 2582 02:19:45.719 --> 02:19:48.159 No, it had been before that, yeah, twenty seventeen. 2583 02:19:48.799 --> 02:19:50.920 No, no, no, no, no, your timeline is wrong. I've 2584 02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:51.879 looked at things recently. 2585 02:19:52.680 --> 02:19:53.440 So this. 2586 02:19:54.959 --> 02:19:57.360 Before continued Brunswick. The first time. 2587 02:19:57.239 --> 02:20:01.440 Listen the Antona at the Anton's special when we did uh, 2588 02:20:01.520 --> 02:20:04.360 the one with Anton when You're a Trudeau, that was 2589 02:20:04.399 --> 02:20:07.440 twenty twenty two. Yeah, yeah, two years ago. 2590 02:20:07.760 --> 02:20:07.959 Right. 2591 02:20:08.040 --> 02:20:09.680 So then we did the one with Alex that I'll 2592 02:20:09.680 --> 02:20:12.799 bring up next. 2593 02:20:11.719 --> 02:20:12.719 Twenty twenty one. 2594 02:20:13.719 --> 02:20:16.319 So the original thing when we first did this, it 2595 02:20:16.360 --> 02:20:19.440 was just twenty nineteen, twenty twenty, so four four years ago, 2596 02:20:19.520 --> 02:20:20.159 five years ago. 2597 02:20:20.479 --> 02:20:23.200 That's not true. That true special was just last year. No, 2598 02:20:23.280 --> 02:20:25.280 that was two years ago, twenty three. No, it wasn't 2599 02:20:25.319 --> 02:20:26.959 It was just before I moved out here. No it 2600 02:20:27.079 --> 02:20:27.600 wasn't you. 2601 02:20:27.959 --> 02:20:30.159 That was when you did this, you dumb fuck. 2602 02:20:31.719 --> 02:20:32.520 Oh that was just. 2603 02:20:34.639 --> 02:20:36.120 Man, don't test me on time. 2604 02:20:36.360 --> 02:20:39.719 Shit, I know you're crazy. Look at this though, remember 2605 02:20:39.719 --> 02:20:43.479 this time. Sorry for everybody, Sorry for Billy. 2606 02:20:43.479 --> 02:20:45.479 I mean, yeah, that sucks. 2607 02:20:45.600 --> 02:20:49.040 Thanks though, well, okay, I should have cut it out. 2608 02:20:49.040 --> 02:20:52.920 But I didn't know you still had the onto this. 2609 02:20:53.000 --> 02:20:57.040 I was all the loo guess, no fucking way, yeah, fun, 2610 02:20:58.159 --> 02:20:59.000 what do you have? Good time? 2611 02:20:59.000 --> 02:21:00.399 Do you still have that big flag? 2612 02:21:02.280 --> 02:21:05.440 Uh huh yeah? I kept that one ship I got 2613 02:21:05.520 --> 02:21:07.399 rid of. That was one of the things that kept. 2614 02:21:07.280 --> 02:21:09.520 You should that was like our our this is where 2615 02:21:09.520 --> 02:21:10.159 we come from. 2616 02:21:10.239 --> 02:21:12.639 You know, am I gonna put it? I can't put 2617 02:21:12.680 --> 02:21:13.399 it over my woods? 2618 02:21:13.479 --> 02:21:17.479 Baby Billy I was like. 2619 02:21:20.479 --> 02:21:28.239 Crazy, Yes, that Billy is crazy. They better stayed over then. 2620 02:21:28.559 --> 02:21:33.079 All right, Just wait, Dutch, he's got numerous Okay, anyone else. 2621 02:21:32.920 --> 02:21:39.879 Think he looks like Wait a minute, Luigi got into 2622 02:21:39.879 --> 02:21:40.680 a fucking fight. 2623 02:21:41.200 --> 02:21:44.040 I fucked him up. All right, there's some videos I'd 2624 02:21:44.079 --> 02:21:44.559 like to show. 2625 02:21:44.479 --> 02:21:48.159 Us, some fucking Mario was getting jumped. Luigi had his 2626 02:21:48.239 --> 02:21:56.520 jump in. Oh you do is grab the candy? Come up? 2627 02:22:00.079 --> 02:22:06.000 Yeah, girls, grab your cat. 2628 02:22:07.079 --> 02:22:08.920 I was likes. 2629 02:22:11.600 --> 02:22:13.639 Yo, oh fuck ah bad. 2630 02:22:13.879 --> 02:22:15.879 Yeah, Everyone's like as soon as you man, we've been 2631 02:22:15.920 --> 02:22:19.000 doing this all night. It's almost three hours. You mean 2632 02:22:19.280 --> 02:22:22.440 Billy's been changing his mustache every time. Actually I only 2633 02:22:22.479 --> 02:22:24.920 did this to mine. I can have no scissors up here. 2634 02:22:25.040 --> 02:22:30.360 Billy took his time to find scissors though. My things 2635 02:22:30.440 --> 02:22:30.879 like done. 2636 02:22:30.920 --> 02:22:33.920 Man, Yeah, I know. That's that's why I didn't mind 2637 02:22:33.959 --> 02:22:36.520 cutting it. I'm like this these adhesive and ship man. 2638 02:22:36.559 --> 02:22:39.040 I was gonna The wife was like can you can 2639 02:22:39.079 --> 02:22:41.680 you be some nice for Halloween? I'm always scaring kids 2640 02:22:41.719 --> 02:22:43.959 and was in the scariest cautus. So I have it 2641 02:22:44.000 --> 02:22:45.719 all on my Instagram. But the first year was Michael 2642 02:22:45.760 --> 02:22:50.040 Myers and that I was a clown, like I was 2643 02:22:50.040 --> 02:22:52.079 a cloud in the same Michael Myers outfit. But I 2644 02:22:52.120 --> 02:22:54.440 was just a clown with my socks tucked in in 2645 02:22:54.559 --> 02:22:57.040 a wig, the wig that you use when you play Trudeau. 2646 02:22:57.239 --> 02:23:01.559 And then last year I was go Face and then 2647 02:23:01.600 --> 02:23:03.280 this year like she's like you can just go as 2648 02:23:03.360 --> 02:23:06.760 Mario and I'm like, oh sure, sure, I can't be 2649 02:23:08.360 --> 02:23:10.639 Did I tell you what my costume was for Aaron Special? 2650 02:23:11.959 --> 02:23:12.000 No? 2651 02:23:12.200 --> 02:23:12.680 What did you do? 2652 02:23:13.680 --> 02:23:17.280 So let's just stop showing up, tell him you're going 2653 02:23:17.319 --> 02:23:19.399 to and then when he's waiting for you, just down show. 2654 02:23:19.479 --> 02:23:21.040 Okay, right now it is. 2655 02:23:22.879 --> 02:23:26.319 It's like two am in Ireland right now. Oh I know, well, 2656 02:23:27.600 --> 02:23:29.559 you know it's funny though. So for his special, right, 2657 02:23:29.639 --> 02:23:31.879 I didn't what to use. I have like Jason Asks, 2658 02:23:31.920 --> 02:23:34.559 I've Michael Myers mass whatever. Right, So I had that 2659 02:23:34.719 --> 02:23:37.319 remember that clown makeup. It looks like a face, you 2660 02:23:37.319 --> 02:23:37.799 remember that? 2661 02:23:37.920 --> 02:23:38.120 Yeah? 2662 02:23:38.280 --> 02:23:41.079 Okay, So I showed up on it. I had this 2663 02:23:41.159 --> 02:23:42.760 all planned out because I thought about it. I was like, 2664 02:23:42.760 --> 02:23:45.799 I have a clown wig from you playing Trudeau. I 2665 02:23:45.840 --> 02:23:47.920 have this weird, creepy clown face. I have the bow 2666 02:23:48.000 --> 02:23:50.159 tie that I got for you or whatever. So I'm 2667 02:23:50.159 --> 02:23:51.680 just gonna make my own horror character. This is a 2668 02:23:51.719 --> 02:23:54.399 horror podcast, and we're not supposed to talk about political 2669 02:23:54.399 --> 02:23:57.799 stuff on there or anything conspiracy wise. It's just for fun, right, 2670 02:23:58.760 --> 02:24:00.920 the videos and too fast, okay, so I'll have to 2671 02:24:01.920 --> 02:24:05.959 change that up. And so I dressed up like a clown. Okay, 2672 02:24:07.600 --> 02:24:10.120 get this? Uh, do you know what My clown name 2673 02:24:10.319 --> 02:24:13.040 was m Sory. 2674 02:24:13.079 --> 02:24:15.360 I'm trying to shim my beard, my mustache. 2675 02:24:15.600 --> 02:24:16.559 Don't show your face. 2676 02:24:16.600 --> 02:24:23.680 This is some big ass scissors man. Okay, get this case. 2677 02:24:23.680 --> 02:24:25.479 So I came to the thing. I had the clown 2678 02:24:25.520 --> 02:24:27.760 face on and stuff. Right, you know what my character was, 2679 02:24:28.639 --> 02:24:32.520 here's your character. His name was Rumpel Foreskin. Okay. He 2680 02:24:33.159 --> 02:24:36.559 was a Jewish clown that killed kids for their foreskin, 2681 02:24:37.000 --> 02:24:40.319 and he would make a face out of their here 2682 02:24:40.399 --> 02:24:41.360 can I'll give you, sir. 2683 02:24:42.360 --> 02:24:45.760 The Mario overalls make that look scarier. 2684 02:24:46.319 --> 02:24:51.120 I am. 2685 02:24:51.719 --> 02:24:57.239 Child that got possessed by it. He's what you are. 2686 02:24:58.520 --> 02:24:59.360 How she goes bro. 2687 02:25:01.079 --> 02:25:03.719 The Mario overalls work so good as to be like 2688 02:25:03.799 --> 02:25:04.879 little kid overalls. 2689 02:25:05.040 --> 02:25:05.360 Listen. 2690 02:25:05.440 --> 02:25:08.399 I was the Jewish clown named Rumpel Foreskin. I kill 2691 02:25:08.520 --> 02:25:10.959 kids for the foreskin. That's what I do. It's if 2692 02:25:10.959 --> 02:25:14.239 you if you're not circumcised like you, billy, I'm coming 2693 02:25:14.319 --> 02:25:14.639 for you. 2694 02:25:16.360 --> 02:25:18.879 I'm serious. I'm going to come. 2695 02:25:19.760 --> 02:25:21.479 Mario returned from the aside. 2696 02:25:22.639 --> 02:25:23.799 Yeah, no, ship. 2697 02:25:26.399 --> 02:25:27.520 So scary. 2698 02:25:28.840 --> 02:25:33.600 I wish I could grow a mustache this kid, I 2699 02:25:33.639 --> 02:25:34.120 want one. 2700 02:25:34.159 --> 02:25:35.559 Now, this is what I want. 2701 02:25:36.159 --> 02:25:39.319 It's all in pieces. Now you can see the middle parts. 2702 02:25:39.600 --> 02:25:46.200 I miss Hitler, Luigi, that's fine. 2703 02:25:48.079 --> 02:25:51.159 It looks like it's censored. It's like a perfect square. 2704 02:25:52.399 --> 02:25:55.639 It's a mea Mario, al right, what's next to I'm. 2705 02:25:55.920 --> 02:25:57.719 Yes, I do. Where's my mustache went? 2706 02:25:58.239 --> 02:26:02.200 Where's my videos? I lost my must all right? My 2707 02:26:02.239 --> 02:26:04.440 fucking face feels like it's covered in glue. 2708 02:26:04.760 --> 02:26:06.959 That's fine. Yeah. I was like, we're not supposed to 2709 02:26:07.000 --> 02:26:09.520 do this on aired show. That's only our show. It's 2710 02:26:09.600 --> 02:26:11.600 justed to be this controversial thing, like we got to 2711 02:26:11.639 --> 02:26:15.000 keep horror trying to reach people that we talked about 2712 02:26:15.000 --> 02:26:18.840 their recent texts to Mascar on Netflix, and its just like, man, 2713 02:26:19.600 --> 02:26:22.079 this is my favorite one. I think you'll really like 2714 02:26:22.120 --> 02:26:24.360 the humor in this. We'll replay it because I knew this. 2715 02:26:24.399 --> 02:26:27.000 People would do this like it's too short, all right, 2716 02:26:27.079 --> 02:26:31.760 some me loop some of them. So that's funny. Stupid 2717 02:26:32.319 --> 02:26:35.600 That one where it's like I had a secret. 2718 02:26:36.040 --> 02:26:37.239 That's why, you know what? 2719 02:26:37.280 --> 02:26:40.079 I think that's what got me off of Halloween in general, 2720 02:26:40.159 --> 02:26:41.840 would like kind of turned me off a little bit 2721 02:26:41.840 --> 02:26:44.799 as the amount of like they pushed it too much, 2722 02:26:45.639 --> 02:26:49.559 They pushed the nonsense too much where it became like 2723 02:26:49.680 --> 02:26:53.799 so so aggressively fake or I'm like, Okay, that's dumb. 2724 02:26:53.840 --> 02:26:56.440 Now can you put on your mustache for the next video? 2725 02:26:58.040 --> 02:27:04.040 Dude? Kind of, it's kind of total. This is what 2726 02:27:04.079 --> 02:27:04.879 it is right now. 2727 02:27:06.120 --> 02:27:07.680 No, you got you have a little bit left. 2728 02:27:07.760 --> 02:27:10.959 Just you like this one. This is probably gonna be 2729 02:27:11.000 --> 02:27:11.760 your favorite video. 2730 02:27:13.440 --> 02:27:13.559 Right. 2731 02:27:13.719 --> 02:27:14.719 I don't want the whole thing. 2732 02:27:14.719 --> 02:27:18.360 I just want the No, I don't want the whole thing. 2733 02:27:18.479 --> 02:27:21.079 I just want the whole thing. Just want the center. 2734 02:27:22.040 --> 02:27:24.159 I only got the ends. That's all I got. I 2735 02:27:24.239 --> 02:27:28.719 only got ends. Yes, that Billy is crazy. 2736 02:27:30.799 --> 02:27:35.159 I just want the center or you'll get it. So 2737 02:27:35.360 --> 02:27:36.360 I realized the whole time. 2738 02:27:39.000 --> 02:27:42.079 You understand where I'm living, right, you get what I 2739 02:27:42.120 --> 02:27:45.719 have to do on a daily basis. Fucking cow No, 2740 02:27:46.440 --> 02:27:51.879 that's like number one out here without starting a chainsaw. 2741 02:27:52.399 --> 02:27:57.120 Oh, I was gonna say, what do you doing out there? Man? 2742 02:27:58.159 --> 02:27:59.879 You're you're starting look at that. 2743 02:28:00.399 --> 02:28:00.639 Listen. 2744 02:28:00.680 --> 02:28:04.239 I understand, I understand, but but you're also living in 2745 02:28:04.280 --> 02:28:07.200 a place where we talked about it. Certain people that 2746 02:28:07.280 --> 02:28:08.879 you live up there at the time when you talk, 2747 02:28:08.959 --> 02:28:10.040 we talked about these people. 2748 02:28:10.200 --> 02:28:13.000 I will give them one thing, though they work harder 2749 02:28:13.040 --> 02:28:19.440 than any motherfucking person not ever met and ontarioout oh yeah, 2750 02:28:19.520 --> 02:28:22.559 physical labor, hands down, unmatched. 2751 02:28:22.680 --> 02:28:24.879 Just get Billy Bob to come do it. He'll do it, 2752 02:28:25.040 --> 02:28:26.719 okayther He's. 2753 02:28:26.559 --> 02:28:29.319 Like, I'm known to get my hands fucking dirty and 2754 02:28:29.360 --> 02:28:31.920 I'll get in with them. But like, my god, man, 2755 02:28:31.959 --> 02:28:35.799 they don't fucking rest. Like I'm exhausted and they're like, 2756 02:28:35.840 --> 02:28:41.159 oh already, and I'm like, yeah, little, my god, you 2757 02:28:41.200 --> 02:28:46.000 guys just keep going. It's probably part of the in redness. 2758 02:28:46.040 --> 02:28:48.440 They just don't get the strength. Man, they got the strength. 2759 02:28:50.479 --> 02:28:53.120 So let's play this. This is what I want commentary 2760 02:28:53.159 --> 02:28:56.319 on this. This is funny. Like I said, supposed to 2761 02:28:56.360 --> 02:28:59.479 be here, but I can't believe you died your hair black. 2762 02:29:00.079 --> 02:29:01.680 You did the blonde before we all. 2763 02:29:01.760 --> 02:29:03.559 I there was an episode because I'm listening all back 2764 02:29:03.600 --> 02:29:05.639 to like is everything polished? 2765 02:29:06.200 --> 02:29:08.479 Do I have everything that it should right? 2766 02:29:08.639 --> 02:29:12.479 Is it a par? And then uh, there's a couple 2767 02:29:12.520 --> 02:29:14.479 episodes where it's on with the me, you and Alex 2768 02:29:14.520 --> 02:29:17.040 and stuff and You're like, I just down my hair 2769 02:29:17.079 --> 02:29:19.680 blonde and meet just like, what the fuck are you 2770 02:29:20.719 --> 02:29:22.360 do it with your life? 2771 02:29:25.079 --> 02:29:28.559 That was fun? I know, I know you can't quite 2772 02:29:28.600 --> 02:29:30.040 see it. It's not the same. 2773 02:29:32.719 --> 02:29:33.399 I know it's sad. 2774 02:29:33.479 --> 02:29:35.319 Okay, so, uh is it sad? 2775 02:29:36.680 --> 02:29:36.760 Uh? 2776 02:29:36.879 --> 02:29:39.920 So let me play this. 2777 02:29:42.120 --> 02:29:45.319 That's funny. That's a great caution. 2778 02:29:47.120 --> 02:29:48.879 So, and we're supposed to be here before we get 2779 02:29:48.879 --> 02:29:51.520 to the last thing, which is the prank video. I 2780 02:29:51.600 --> 02:29:54.879 might as well play the Irish video as I had 2781 02:29:54.920 --> 02:29:55.360 had too. 2782 02:29:55.440 --> 02:29:58.120 It's funny. 2783 02:29:58.239 --> 02:30:04.559 We live in a multi cultural world and every tribe 2784 02:30:04.719 --> 02:30:09.159 brings something to the table. Scott's in the Irish we 2785 02:30:09.239 --> 02:30:11.879 brought whiskey our drink. 2786 02:30:12.879 --> 02:30:17.920 We invented it. Fucking suits us. The Europeans invented wine. 2787 02:30:18.040 --> 02:30:23.000 They can fucking have it. It's the rich man's drink 2788 02:30:23.079 --> 02:30:27.799 is wine. Isn't it smell? That smell the wonderful cosmopolitan bouquet? 2789 02:30:27.959 --> 02:30:30.959 Or that a marvelous wine to have with your dinner? 2790 02:30:31.760 --> 02:30:34.079 Yeah, what if you have no fucking dinner? 2791 02:30:37.840 --> 02:30:38.520 How do you drink? 2792 02:30:38.559 --> 02:30:38.680 Then? 2793 02:30:38.760 --> 02:30:40.159 Whiskey? That's what your drink. 2794 02:30:41.840 --> 02:30:42.159 Smell? 2795 02:30:42.239 --> 02:30:45.079 That anger trapped in a glass? 2796 02:30:47.399 --> 02:30:50.840 Anger trapped in a glass? Is that funny? 2797 02:30:50.840 --> 02:30:52.200 It's fucking funny. 2798 02:30:52.239 --> 02:30:56.079 So funny, Anger trapped in a glass. It's so crazy 2799 02:30:56.159 --> 02:30:58.959 looking back to Uh, I've been doing the ancestry dot 2800 02:30:58.959 --> 02:30:59.319 com thing. 2801 02:30:59.440 --> 02:30:59.840 So I did. 2802 02:31:00.079 --> 02:31:03.799 Uh, my grandfather Tom Thompson came here. I told you 2803 02:31:03.840 --> 02:31:06.479 English to the core. Pretty crazy. But his dad only 2804 02:31:06.520 --> 02:31:09.760 came here in nineteen oh three. So the first Tom Thompson, 2805 02:31:10.559 --> 02:31:13.360 which was his father, which is why I take I 2806 02:31:13.399 --> 02:31:16.360 want to take the name kind of thing, then here 2807 02:31:16.360 --> 02:31:19.760 at nineteen oh three from Britain. And then my grandfather 2808 02:31:19.799 --> 02:31:21.760 grew up in the Great Depression, had to start working 2809 02:31:21.799 --> 02:31:23.719 with his eleven his brother went off the war. All this, 2810 02:31:23.840 --> 02:31:25.920 it's crazy that I have family members that I know about. 2811 02:31:26.120 --> 02:31:31.280 His mom died when she was forty six. Uh, way no, 2812 02:31:31.799 --> 02:31:36.239 and there's pictures, there's pictures. It's crazy. So but I 2813 02:31:36.319 --> 02:31:40.760 traced my both my other sides. The one side, I 2814 02:31:40.760 --> 02:31:43.479 haven't traced my grandmother back some of my grandfather, but 2815 02:31:43.520 --> 02:31:44.680 at least on my mom's. 2816 02:31:44.399 --> 02:31:47.680 Side, and my grandmother used to joke that she was German. 2817 02:31:48.840 --> 02:31:51.040 I'm not that far back. I don't know if she is. 2818 02:31:51.159 --> 02:31:55.719 But uh, my family on my mom's side, my grandfather's 2819 02:31:55.959 --> 02:32:00.399 husband or wife of the husband whatever, my grandfather. Uh, 2820 02:32:00.479 --> 02:32:04.639 they've been in Canada since the sixteen hundreds and they 2821 02:32:04.639 --> 02:32:09.840 came over from the States in sixteen the sixteen hundreds. 2822 02:32:10.239 --> 02:32:11.479 That's why I'm like, people. 2823 02:32:11.200 --> 02:32:13.959 Are like, oh my god, you guys are fucking whatever 2824 02:32:14.000 --> 02:32:18.360 called whatever. The guys who want to call Europeans, dude, 2825 02:32:18.559 --> 02:32:21.719 they my my family has roots to like just showing 2826 02:32:21.799 --> 02:32:23.760 up in America and be like, we don't like it here, 2827 02:32:24.719 --> 02:32:27.159 so allegedly, I don't know if what I know, you 2828 02:32:27.159 --> 02:32:34.600 guys are talking about too many Indians in Canada. Now, yeah, no, shit, man, Okay, 2829 02:32:35.239 --> 02:32:36.079 come on, it's true. 2830 02:32:36.719 --> 02:32:38.280 Yes, that's not what we're talking about. 2831 02:32:38.639 --> 02:32:42.680 But pretty crazy. I know I have episodes coming for that. 2832 02:32:42.920 --> 02:32:45.120 I'm pretty crazy though, right so think about that. Man, 2833 02:32:45.200 --> 02:32:49.639 that's fucking nuts. My grandma's family was over here before 2834 02:32:49.680 --> 02:32:52.559 we can trace We actually don't have anything past that 2835 02:32:52.639 --> 02:32:57.920 year five hundred at this point, the sixteen hundreds is 2836 02:32:58.120 --> 02:32:59.959 essentially almost five hundred years ago. 2837 02:33:00.280 --> 02:33:02.479 Yeah, I know. Well I said three before we could 2838 02:33:02.479 --> 02:33:04.239 trace Canada's I know. 2839 02:33:04.360 --> 02:33:07.239 So even on that, yeah, and on the lineage, that's 2840 02:33:07.280 --> 02:33:12.479 fucking nuts. Man, that's crazy. I think that's so that 2841 02:33:12.600 --> 02:33:13.680 some of the cool ship. So. 2842 02:33:13.840 --> 02:33:15.959 Uh so you should really do a test to see 2843 02:33:15.959 --> 02:33:17.799 if he have Indian status, to see if he can 2844 02:33:17.840 --> 02:33:18.799 get tax free. 2845 02:33:19.120 --> 02:33:23.920 Uh so, wait, just wait, just wait, just wait. There's 2846 02:33:23.959 --> 02:33:27.319 a guy I'm gonna have on the show. Okay, Yeah, 2847 02:33:27.760 --> 02:33:32.600 he's a Canadian veteran UH that had you has used MT. 2848 02:33:33.360 --> 02:33:36.239 I'm not gonna show his name yet, used d MT. 2849 02:33:36.680 --> 02:33:39.719 Used it to help his his his brain right, to 2850 02:33:39.840 --> 02:33:42.600 help him get through some of the ship and he 2851 02:33:42.719 --> 02:33:45.719 used it for his own medicine. And he's done all 2852 02:33:45.719 --> 02:33:49.200 this research, him and his buddy. Okay, they're gonna be 2853 02:33:49.239 --> 02:33:52.360 on the show. And he believes in the stuff that 2854 02:33:52.360 --> 02:33:56.760 he's traced down is that white people existed here with 2855 02:33:56.959 --> 02:34:00.600 the Indigenous and that we lived in harmony and then 2856 02:34:00.639 --> 02:34:04.600 when the Europeans came over here, they segregated us. So 2857 02:34:04.680 --> 02:34:08.479 there's actual ancient thing there. I've heard about this before him. 2858 02:34:08.680 --> 02:34:11.719 There's a thing called the Wagas. So the Indigenous have 2859 02:34:11.840 --> 02:34:18.239 stories of meeting up with giant white people called the Wagas. 2860 02:34:18.600 --> 02:34:20.079 This is in near North Carolina. 2861 02:34:20.559 --> 02:34:23.799 And the weird thing is they have red hair, and 2862 02:34:23.840 --> 02:34:26.559 they were tall white people, so red hair. A lot 2863 02:34:26.600 --> 02:34:30.399 of people think it has to do with data the Nephilum, 2864 02:34:30.639 --> 02:34:33.319 so the nephylum were giants with red hair. We talked 2865 02:34:33.319 --> 02:34:36.079 about it in the in Anaki episode. Remember the kind 2866 02:34:36.079 --> 02:34:40.799 of thing. So he's claiming that there was already lineage 2867 02:34:40.959 --> 02:34:44.799 of white people here that have existed here in North 2868 02:34:44.879 --> 02:34:47.440 America for a long time, whether it be back even 2869 02:34:47.600 --> 02:34:51.360 further past the Vikings or whatever that already existed with 2870 02:34:51.479 --> 02:34:54.360 the indigenous. And then when I guess he said around 2871 02:34:54.360 --> 02:34:56.079 the seventeen hundreds, he's gonna be on the show and 2872 02:34:56.079 --> 02:34:57.079 he's gonna explain all this. 2873 02:34:58.000 --> 02:34:59.200 They've split us up. 2874 02:35:00.079 --> 02:35:02.399 Essentially, they drove a spike and then they created the 2875 02:35:02.399 --> 02:35:05.959 residential schools and they split us up into two factions 2876 02:35:06.280 --> 02:35:12.520 to disassociate and this all goes back to blood two hmhmm. Yeah, 2877 02:35:12.879 --> 02:35:18.159 that's crazy people. Yeah, there there's ancient stories of this 2878 02:35:18.360 --> 02:35:22.200 and of the the d n A too. Yeah, the 2879 02:35:22.280 --> 02:35:26.040 Vikings did probably come over here. There is a difference 2880 02:35:26.200 --> 02:35:28.799 between us, and you can see the crime rate going 2881 02:35:28.840 --> 02:35:29.760 through the roof. 2882 02:35:29.920 --> 02:35:39.799 And topic from a Halloween Do you have more things? 2883 02:35:41.239 --> 02:35:42.239 You gotta understand? 2884 02:35:42.440 --> 02:35:50.959 That's Billy, I forgot that. That's where I'm gonna dilater. 2885 02:35:54.280 --> 02:36:00.079 Oh wow, I was kind of frozen, actually frozen. 2886 02:36:00.639 --> 02:36:04.799 I know. But between you and me, Okay, I have. 2887 02:36:04.760 --> 02:36:07.680 One more thing for fun whatever, All right, last. 2888 02:36:07.440 --> 02:36:10.479 Thing, it's time for. 2889 02:36:17.200 --> 02:36:20.399 The day. I've been literally drinking for three and a 2890 02:36:20.440 --> 02:36:21.319 half hours. 2891 02:36:23.239 --> 02:36:27.959 Old phrases we still used today and where they originated 2892 02:36:28.000 --> 02:36:34.159 from help me if you know which phrase this means? 2893 02:36:34.760 --> 02:36:36.280 How about one for the road? 2894 02:36:37.600 --> 02:36:42.040 That means that you're you're gonna take a beer. That's 2895 02:36:42.040 --> 02:36:43.639 a beer for the road. But I was gonna, I 2896 02:36:43.680 --> 02:36:49.719 was gonna make it way more worse. Just keep going, 2897 02:36:49.879 --> 02:36:51.360 you're gonna joke, you're. 2898 02:36:53.040 --> 02:36:53.120 So. 2899 02:36:53.360 --> 02:36:55.879 During the Middle Ages in England, when a criminal was 2900 02:36:55.920 --> 02:36:59.639 sentenced to death, they would be transported to typeburn Hill 2901 02:36:59.760 --> 02:37:04.559 for execution. On their way, they were allowed to stop 2902 02:37:04.600 --> 02:37:06.799 at the country pub for one last drink. 2903 02:37:09.479 --> 02:37:12.200 The last drink was the road to death. Hence the 2904 02:37:12.280 --> 02:37:14.079 reason we say one for the road. 2905 02:37:14.040 --> 02:37:14.760 One for the road. 2906 02:37:14.799 --> 02:37:16.799 I'm going off to see hades and I'll put my 2907 02:37:16.879 --> 02:37:17.719 necropants on. 2908 02:37:17.760 --> 02:37:21.440 After we have what And now we say it because 2909 02:37:21.479 --> 02:37:24.120 we have one last drink before we head home. I 2910 02:37:24.200 --> 02:37:27.879 say it because I drink and drive. I'm just joking. 2911 02:37:34.680 --> 02:37:35.239 How about the. 2912 02:37:37.680 --> 02:37:38.440 Shockun wedding? 2913 02:37:39.719 --> 02:37:40.879 No? 2914 02:37:40.879 --> 02:37:45.040 No, okay, Oh so the last bullet in the chamber? 2915 02:37:46.239 --> 02:37:47.959 No, that's another saying. 2916 02:37:51.360 --> 02:37:55.120 In the wild West era, also known as like the cowboy, Obviously, 2917 02:37:56.879 --> 02:38:00.040 carriages were the main source of transport, especially for the 2918 02:38:00.120 --> 02:38:03.200 rich families. Due to these carriages became the target for 2919 02:38:03.239 --> 02:38:06.559 cowboy outlaws. So when the rich families would hire a 2920 02:38:06.559 --> 02:38:11.280 gunman to sit passenger during the journey to protect them, 2921 02:38:11.520 --> 02:38:13.319 like while they went from point A to point B. 2922 02:38:13.399 --> 02:38:17.040 And that's why we say shotgun passenger side of a vehicle. 2923 02:38:17.159 --> 02:38:22.000 All the Indians had to be shot, right, you know, 2924 02:38:22.760 --> 02:38:25.239 get out of here. Stop touching my jew gold. 2925 02:38:26.399 --> 02:38:32.760 There's another one. Stop touching my jew gold? 2926 02:38:35.399 --> 02:38:38.840 All right? How about making jokes, I'm not gonna do. 2927 02:38:39.520 --> 02:38:45.079 How about take it with a pinch of salt. 2928 02:38:45.799 --> 02:38:47.959 You're just taking a bit of cocaine, not enough to 2929 02:38:47.959 --> 02:38:50.799 get I love that. 2930 02:38:50.840 --> 02:38:53.920 You don't know any of these So during like this 2931 02:38:54.079 --> 02:38:56.360 was back to ancient Rome, it was believed that a 2932 02:38:56.399 --> 02:39:01.360 small amount of salt would protect them against poison. Give 2933 02:39:01.360 --> 02:39:05.479 me rather suspicious of like if they were ever like 2934 02:39:05.559 --> 02:39:09.280 suspicious of potential poison in their food. Uh, they would 2935 02:39:09.319 --> 02:39:12.079 basically warn other people that, hey, take that with a 2936 02:39:12.120 --> 02:39:12.760 pinch of salt. 2937 02:39:13.680 --> 02:39:15.760 Oh, if you're worried. 2938 02:39:15.479 --> 02:39:17.840 About the Jews poisoning the well, just make sure that 2939 02:39:17.879 --> 02:39:20.040 you put a pitch of salt on it. It might 2940 02:39:20.079 --> 02:39:22.040 shrink a little bit, you see the nose, Papa. 2941 02:39:23.760 --> 02:39:25.280 I don't think that was my segment. 2942 02:39:25.559 --> 02:39:27.280 What I think it was one more, give me one more. 2943 02:39:28.079 --> 02:39:30.000 That was all my sayings. I knew I did have 2944 02:39:30.079 --> 02:39:33.079 one more, but you made me say it earlier. Four. 2945 02:39:33.399 --> 02:39:35.600 I had four fun facts and you made me say 2946 02:39:35.600 --> 02:39:36.879 one earlier, and I said three. 2947 02:39:37.040 --> 02:39:40.760 Now get. 2948 02:39:48.000 --> 02:39:52.879 I am. I'm how long has it been, man? 2949 02:39:53.959 --> 02:39:54.399 I don't know. 2950 02:39:54.840 --> 02:40:00.319 We waited for Aaron. I actually am very disappointed. Worry 2951 02:40:00.319 --> 02:40:02.520 when I get to Ireland, man, you will become part 2952 02:40:02.559 --> 02:40:04.840 of that forest. We we talked about a forest that 2953 02:40:05.000 --> 02:40:08.920 is haunted and people go disappearing in it. Don't worry. 2954 02:40:09.239 --> 02:40:12.159 I make to Ireland, Aaron. We're going to that forest. 2955 02:40:12.159 --> 02:40:15.239 And hey, fuck you with you watching a video with 2956 02:40:15.280 --> 02:40:17.680 all the same facts. That's where I saw that video. 2957 02:40:19.639 --> 02:40:23.719 Where do you think I got him from? I thought 2958 02:40:23.760 --> 02:40:26.079 it was interesting. Okay, leave me alone. 2959 02:40:26.159 --> 02:40:30.360 Billy is the laziest person on this podcast. Everything out 2960 02:40:30.399 --> 02:40:33.680 of this show and Billy just coattails. 2961 02:40:35.159 --> 02:40:36.760 I have fun. I'm a good boy. 2962 02:40:36.920 --> 02:40:41.399 Anyways, bye, guys, Billy say it's it's been three and 2963 02:40:41.399 --> 02:40:42.079 a half hours. 2964 02:40:42.719 --> 02:40:43.559 Have a good night, guys. 2965 02:40:44.280 --> 02:40:58.959 Yellow God, Oh my god, thank you, Mario. But I'm 2966 02:40:58.959 --> 02:41:00.000 friend Zesse gain enough. 2967 02:41:12.879 --> 02:41:14.000 We gotta get out of here. 2968 02:41:14.239 --> 02:41:32.959 Let's stand drunk around, brother, we need. 2969 02:41:32.840 --> 02:41:33.440 To get out of here. 2970 02:41:33.520 --> 02:41:34.120 Stop the car. 2971 02:41:34.479 --> 02:41:36.000 I said, get to the fucking car. 2972 02:41:36.479 --> 02:41:44.120 Co cop come, come, come, come. I forgot that video. 2973 02:41:44.159 --> 02:41:49.840 That's funny, So everybody stay strange. Really, it's still gonna 2974 02:41:49.840 --> 02:41:51.559 about three and a half hours. There will be people 2975 02:41:51.559 --> 02:41:53.159 that will tune into this. It's gonna be weird. 2976 02:41:53.280 --> 02:41:54.799 It's gonna be popular on Rombell. 2977 02:41:54.840 --> 02:41:55.840 I'm sure that. 2978 02:41:55.920 --> 02:41:58.280 Was a fucking long ass episode. I'm going to bed. 2979 02:41:58.600 --> 02:42:03.040 That's firleven thirty night. Buddy. 2980 02:42:44.719 --> 02:42:46.879 Maybe you're walking home with a guy you really like 2981 02:42:47.040 --> 02:42:50.399 after a night in the college bar, or maybe you 2982 02:42:50.479 --> 02:42:52.600 and another fella are heading back to his in a 2983 02:42:52.639 --> 02:42:56.479 taxi after meeting in a club, or perhaps you've gone 2984 02:42:56.479 --> 02:43:00.159 home with someone after a really great fourth date. There 2985 02:43:00.200 --> 02:43:02.239 are lots of times and places where we need to 2986 02:43:02.280 --> 02:43:06.520 say what we want and what we don't want. Whatever 2987 02:43:06.600 --> 02:43:10.799 the moment, have the consent conversation. A message from the 2988 02:43:10.840 --> 02:43:11.799 Government of Ireland. 2989 02:43:14.280 --> 02:43:16.040 Forests are more important than ever. 2990 02:43:16.559 --> 02:43:20.440 Quiltua manages its forests sustainably to help combat climate change, 2991 02:43:20.719 --> 02:43:24.319 to supply wood for building homes, to protect habitats for nature, 2992 02:43:24.639 --> 02:43:28.280 and to provide beautiful places for people to enjoy. That's 2993 02:43:28.319 --> 02:43:32.360 why Quilta is developing outstanding visitor destinations like Beyond the 2994 02:43:32.399 --> 02:43:36.600 Trees Avendel, and creating more recreational forests in communities all 2995 02:43:36.680 --> 02:43:41.360 over Ireland Quiltia Forests for climate, nature, wood and people 2996 02:43:41.719 --> 02:43:43.239 for a greener future for all