Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on day Clok.
Speaker 2: Parental discussion is advised mature content beyond this point.
Speaker 1: Why should the word drool be your favorite word? Because
Speaker 1: it's rule with a D. No, because it rolls off
Speaker 1: the tongue.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think Marrilu would think it rolls out the
Speaker 3: side of her face.
Speaker 1: Speaking of jewel, do you have a leak core memory
Speaker 1: right there?
Speaker 3: You know? It'd be great as if, Like what if
Speaker 3: when your family members die, they don't actually get to
Speaker 3: look over you, They get to look over other family
Speaker 3: members that are a little bit more distant from them. So,
Speaker 3: like what if Mary Lou had to watch over us?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, do you think she'd
Speaker 1: at least give some appreciation? Be like the motherfuckers? And
Speaker 1: then she looks in the mirror wherever she's at and
Speaker 1: she's like, what do you mean? They make their hamburgers fresh?
Speaker 1: They don't pull them out of a package and microwave them.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if Mary Lou was still alive? Right,
Speaker 3: but in her prime is what we knew her. Right,
Speaker 3: if she was still alive, she'd be like eighty something
Speaker 3: years old, right, Yeah, I'm talking Marry Lou in like
Speaker 3: her sixties, right, yeah, fifties, sixties prime Marry Lou. Imagine
Speaker 3: her now with Instagram videos, watching black people Instagram videos
Speaker 3: and not understanding the whole chirp sound home in the background.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just don't understand why they don't change their batteries.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine any one of them trying to watch it?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine like Grandpa come on us, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I think this guy is just hilarious, and it's like
Speaker 1: some flaming, like hardcore, like out of the box in
Speaker 1: June dude, and he's got.
Speaker 3: His search bar and it's just nothing but like fucking
Speaker 3: dudes with cowboy hats and jeans, no T shirt.
Speaker 1: Like what if he found Stanley from Chili's and he
Speaker 1: started following him. Do you remember that? Yes, you remember Stanley?
Speaker 1: And we were like, fuck, we don't want to get
Speaker 1: this guy again. And then like he comes by and
Speaker 1: Grandpa just goes stand. For everybody listening out there, my
Speaker 1: grandpa was a closeted homosexual man for a long time.
Speaker 3: And our grandpa, for people that may have been fucking retarded,
Speaker 3: it wasn't that closeted.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm gonna go check out fan dango fuck is
Speaker 1: a lemon party, Jesus Christ, that looks like a you
Speaker 1: does that look like he's got no gag reflex? Jesus,
Speaker 1: Why can't you be like that? Wife? God?
Speaker 3: Why can't you dick be that big like douche Toche.
Speaker 3: That's why it's called porn. She does things you can't.
Speaker 3: My dick ain't that big. Oh that's good stuff. Well,
Speaker 3: if anybody hasn't figured out his dad's one equals episode
Speaker 3: one eighty, well, wait, fucking Dome, he misses something. I
Speaker 3: don't know that one eighty is actually that big of
Speaker 3: a deal, but it seems like it, right, like one
Speaker 3: seventy six yaw on yon yon and one eighty right.
Speaker 3: But I'm here, Nome's here, Stone's here.
Speaker 1: I mean, this episode did take a one eighty and
Speaker 1: there's only two of those true.
Speaker 3: I want to tell you this because this is hilarious.
Speaker 3: I've gotten I was telling my wife at dinner, I've
Speaker 3: gotten to know Dome so well that his his text
Speaker 3: to us about forgetting his equipment. I immediately, when I
Speaker 3: read it, immediately went to my text thread with him,
Speaker 3: and I said, you forgot in quotes, You've forgotten I
Speaker 3: know he's not gonna listen to this because he doesn't
Speaker 3: support the show. In in quotes, you forgot your podcast equipment.
Speaker 3: How about you just man the fuck up and tell
Speaker 3: us the truth? And then before I could say the
Speaker 3: next statement, he sent like ten laughing cry faces. I said,
Speaker 3: why don't you just say I brought three kids to
Speaker 3: California and I'm overwhelmed and we're all in a hotel
Speaker 3: room and I didn't think this through. Why can't you
Speaker 3: just be upfront and just say that and we'll be like, hey,
Speaker 3: no worries, man, we got you. And then he just
Speaker 3: sends another like ten laughing cry faces. He's like, well,
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, come on, And I'm like, why
Speaker 3: are you trying to sugarcoat it?
Speaker 1: Like come on, come on? He said, up a bitch,
Speaker 1: I know, you fucking asshole. Asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's got he's got his two girls that
Speaker 3: are fourteen and twelve, and one of the twelve year
Speaker 3: old's friends. So he's got three basically teen girls stuck
Speaker 3: with him in a shitty part of LA.
Speaker 1: By shitty, we.
Speaker 3: Mean inland, not like Riyah area, shitty, Yeah, inland where
Speaker 3: there's nothing else around you so anyway, but yeah, him
Speaker 3: and I went golfing yesterday, so that was fun. He
Speaker 3: brought the kids over for a brief moment on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Let him dolready at my pool. Just as I was
Speaker 3: getting like, man, this pool is fucking pristine. He brings
Speaker 3: his fucking turn nuggets in, spreads some generational ash in
Speaker 3: my pool.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things ever is him like doing
Speaker 1: handstands in the pool and just falling over and just
Speaker 1: taking the entire real estate of the pool right, And
Speaker 1: then all like ten of us that are in there
Speaker 1: are complaining that he's doing this and this pool is
Speaker 1: like no bigger than yeah. And then like we get
Speaker 1: out and we're hanging there, and then Grayson gets out
Speaker 1: and sits down and he's all like huffing and puffing,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm just really mad because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to have fun in the pool and nobody wants me
Speaker 1: to have fun. And it's like, hey, you know, you
Speaker 1: can't take up the whole fucking pool right.
Speaker 3: For all those listening out there that may be new
Speaker 3: to the podcast, welcome man. Backtrack to g Nome's pool
Speaker 3: is a hard sided above ground pool, but it's only
Speaker 3: like twelve feet across, so it's like a glorified hot tub.
Speaker 1: It is. And this kid, this kid is full on,
Speaker 1: like arms all the way up right, looking like he's
Speaker 1: reaching for a basketball, like to rebound from shack or
Speaker 1: some shit, right, just full on like legs sticking all
Speaker 1: the way out, feet sticking all the way out, taking
Speaker 1: up the whole circumference of the pool, right, slapping people
Speaker 1: in the face, splashing the shed of people, feet, hitting people,
Speaker 1: just taking up and there's like literally ten other people
Speaker 1: in this little thing, and he just keeps doing it
Speaker 1: over and over. And I was getting to the point
Speaker 1: where I was almost like, dude, can you stop. I
Speaker 1: was almost at the point of saying something, and then
Speaker 1: we all got down to chill. Then Yeah, he came
Speaker 1: out and he was like, oh, we're going there anymore
Speaker 1: because I don't woman have fun. I was like, oh, Grayson,
Speaker 1: bless your soul, bless your soul's Yeah, him and Ellie.
Speaker 3: Ellie are feuding now. Ellie doesn't like him, and Grayson
Speaker 3: got all mad at her, and which is just comical
Speaker 3: because it's like you're ten and she's four. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was just Josh looked at me and I just shrug
Speaker 3: my shoulders. I'm like, I'm not coaching Ellie like she's uncoachable.
Speaker 3: I'm already to that point. She's uncoachable. And she's in
Speaker 3: her preteen stage at the age of four, and so
Speaker 3: her and Grace, I A're just gonna have to fight
Speaker 3: this one out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Avery's definitely brought up a couple of things
Speaker 1: to Avery's definitely, Like on the way home, she was like,
Speaker 1: why is he doing that in the pool? Like what? Why?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense to me. Everyone should have
Speaker 1: their own space. And this is coming from a kid
Speaker 1: who has like no sense of space sometimes. Sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's the one saying she needs space. That's when
Speaker 1: you know there's a fucking problem. Yeah. And I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: it's like all right, Avery, true, true that, and tell
Speaker 1: us how you really feel. And She's over there like
Speaker 1: is this mine the same as ours? Probably not, kid,
Speaker 1: but let's just move on from it. Let's move on
Speaker 1: from it. Well, how was your week? I mean it
Speaker 1: was like a pretty normal week, not too much going on.
Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there. Father's
Speaker 1: Day was yesterday.
Speaker 3: It's right, I have Father's Day to everybody that's a
Speaker 3: if you're not a dad, fuck, what are you here for?
Speaker 1: Oh? So okay, So I was like I was incredibly
Speaker 1: spoiled yesterday, right, and it was. It was just such
Speaker 1: a good day. We went over to my girlfriend's sister's
Speaker 1: house for lunch. After that, we went and we saw
Speaker 1: Leelan and Stitch the live action remake, and then after
Speaker 1: that went out just and dinner, got some delicious proposas,
Speaker 1: and then I got a massage and then I got
Speaker 1: ice cream, and I was like, holy shit, like this
Speaker 1: is an amazing trifecta of to day, you know. But
Speaker 1: I got to say, and you're gonna appreciate this so much.
Speaker 1: No that my beautiful, amazing girlfriend was like, how about
Speaker 1: I drive and you just have a fun day and
Speaker 1: that means edible time, right. So I just took a
Speaker 1: five milligram, nothing too crazy. I just wanted to coast.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see her family, and shit, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be super loopy out there, right, So I
Speaker 1: take it. We get over there, it's hitting me like
Speaker 1: as we're getting over there, you know, and we're sitting
Speaker 1: there and it's like fIF two minutes were like, you know,
Speaker 1: like where's her mom and dad, and her mom like
Speaker 1: texted us and was like, hey, we're over at this place.
Speaker 1: Your dad is getting justin who's her sister's fiance, a
Speaker 1: gun safe and we're bringing it over. And so he
Speaker 1: shows up right and he backs the truck into the
Speaker 1: driveway and he was like, he was like all right,
Speaker 1: like I need the boys to come out, and there's
Speaker 1: four of us. He's like the boys to come out
Speaker 1: and help take the safe off the truck. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, you know, like a little safe, not
Speaker 1: too bad. No, it's the legit. It's it's the fucking
Speaker 1: thirty seven gun safe, Like you put thirty seven long
Speaker 1: guns in here, right, So this thing is probably like
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred pounds easily. It's massive, right, and it's like
Speaker 1: one hundred and three outside. The metal is hot as fuck.
Speaker 1: And he's like, all right, let's get this off the
Speaker 1: truck and get inside, and and I'm like peeking. I'm
Speaker 1: full peaking at this point, and I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: not how expected to go. But okay, really, which this
Speaker 1: is a Satima right now. I did take a hybrid,
Speaker 1: so it helped me some. But yeah, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: let's just make sure we don't get anybody hurt. And
Speaker 1: it was like my adrenaline took over and like the
Speaker 1: edible like washed off and like we got it done.
Speaker 1: And but it was like crazy because like we're trying
Speaker 1: to push that thing off the truck and the metal
Speaker 1: was so fucking hot and none of us could get
Speaker 1: a grip, and we're on a hill. We're trying to
Speaker 1: push it up a hill off literally at one point
Speaker 1: was like fucking Egyptians, Am I right? I wish we
Speaker 1: knew some fucking Aliens about right now, like Helius did
Speaker 1: that shit. But we made it inside and then we
Speaker 1: sat down to eat, and then as I was eating,
Speaker 1: is like the edible came back in and hit me in.
Speaker 3: The face and I was like, oh sorry, I had
Speaker 3: to run into the store real quick, but I'm back.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. I was just sit there, look
Speaker 1: at this thing. I'm like at the locker, I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: come oh. But somehow we pulled through. Baby, we pulled through.
Speaker 1: God damn, that's good. That's good. I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I you know, Uh, my week pretty pretty basic. Uh,
Speaker 3: nothing too crazy. I'm trying to recall if there's anything crazy.
Speaker 3: Nothing really crazy. My youngest one, man, she's hilarious. She's
Speaker 3: a she's a super shy kid, which is it's just
Speaker 3: funny because she's you know, we're past being like COVID babies,
Speaker 3: but because she stays at home with my wife, because
Speaker 3: my wife works from home, so she's just really not
Speaker 3: around a whole lot of people, right Yeah, And and
Speaker 3: she is like a fainting goat when she or she
Speaker 3: turns into a statue. If she doesn't know you, like,
Speaker 3: she will stare at you and she won't break contact.
Speaker 3: She won't move, she won't move her hand. She just
Speaker 3: sits there and just stares in your soul.
Speaker 1: She's comical. Though.
Speaker 3: My four year old she's just a terrorist. And I
Speaker 3: can't figure that one out. And my seventeen year old,
Speaker 3: I hardly see him right now because he's busy working,
Speaker 3: which is great for him. So it's it's peak summertime
Speaker 3: here and every day there's pool time. And Father's Day
Speaker 3: was good. I went golfing with Dome. He showed up
Speaker 3: to that. Didn't show up to this, but he showed
Speaker 3: up to that, so you know, fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: We had a good time.
Speaker 3: Though it was it was funny one of my favorites
Speaker 3: of the week, as far as I had some really
Speaker 3: good shots, played pretty well the first couple holes. I
Speaker 3: just need to shake the rust off because I did
Speaker 3: not start good. But we're on the last hole, one
Speaker 3: of the last holes, and we're Dome sitting about one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty out, just dead center, fair away, and
Speaker 3: he's got a downhill shot. It's like one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty to the flag, but it's probably playing like probably
Speaker 3: like one thirty. And he's like, so six right, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I look at him, I so are you
Speaker 3: fucking stupid? And he's I was like, okay, So if
Speaker 3: we're on a par three with the same distance, you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna use my pitching wedge and he's gonna get
Speaker 3: it there. It may not be on the green, but
Speaker 3: he'll get it there. I recommend him club down so
Speaker 3: that he can actually not have to swing out of
Speaker 3: his fucking shoes, but he'll get it there at the
Speaker 3: pitching wedge. And I said, dude, you use a pitching
Speaker 3: wedge and you're asking me for a six. I said,
Speaker 3: don't use a six. This whole plays short from where
Speaker 3: we're at just fucking use your normal shit and hit.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm gonna use my six and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: you're not. Fucking hits his six drills the fucking house
Speaker 3: behind the green and I mean drills the fucking house,
Speaker 3: to which I just start fucking laughing because I'm sitting
Speaker 3: in the cart five yards away from him. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: if somebody comes out, it clearly me that did that
Speaker 3: because I'm in my cart just laughing.
Speaker 1: You're like, my empathy goes as far as maybe adding
Speaker 1: one to your handicap, but damn. He grabs a ball,
Speaker 1: puts it.
Speaker 3: Back down, and I said, change your fucking club and
Speaker 3: don't change it to an eight like I originally told
Speaker 3: you told you change it to your pitching wedge. And
Speaker 3: he's like, nah, I'll go with the eight. Hits the
Speaker 3: fucking brick wall of the house. I was like, this
Speaker 3: guy can't fucking listen for shit, right. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like taking a retarded kid golfing, Like if he gets
Speaker 3: a hold of one, he gets a hold of one,
Speaker 3: but he just, you know, consistently just doesn't know what
Speaker 3: to do and doesn't listen. So it was a good time,
Speaker 3: though it was a good time. And then I smoked
Speaker 3: some ribs yesterday and those turned out fantastic, so mm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I I came across something yeah the other day, and
Speaker 3: I wanted to ask you this. I gotta pull up
Speaker 3: my list here. This is like a quick thought. I
Speaker 3: let's let's maybe say three. But we've talked about wrestling recently,
Speaker 3: and something came up with wrestling the other day and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you know what we've talked about, like,
Speaker 3: you know, favorite wrestlers and favorite themes and obviously the
Speaker 3: Attitude era, and we've talked about tag teams. We've talked
Speaker 3: about tons of different things with wrestling, but I don't
Speaker 3: think we've ever mentioned this. Maybe maybe I'm wrong, but
Speaker 3: who are your favorite three heel characters of all time?
Speaker 1: Edge? That's a good pick. I think he's that's low key,
Speaker 1: like a super good pick. I think between him and
Speaker 1: Triple H is like kind of the star typical heel player,
Speaker 1: you know, where it's like great or Jake to Snake.
Speaker 1: Jake Sank was a great heel too. Yeah. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I really liked Razor ramone two. Yeah, he was funny,
Speaker 1: you know, and he just had this the natural heel
Speaker 1: to him, and he really was like his whole character
Speaker 1: was just Scarface, you know, which is a heel in
Speaker 1: and of itself. Yeah, ripped out Scarface.
Speaker 3: I still love, like any time I see his Hall
Speaker 3: of Fames beach, which was much longer than the clip
Speaker 3: that you see, But the clip that always stands out
Speaker 3: is bad times don't last, but bad guys do.
Speaker 1: And you're just like, fuck you guys, Like, that's such
Speaker 1: a good quote. It's so good. It's such a good quote. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you uh, I gotta go Razor.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Razor in the three spot. And you know,
Speaker 3: I tossed hers around when I saw it, and I
Speaker 3: tried to like not think too much on it because
Speaker 3: I wanted to be more off the cuff as well.
Speaker 3: But Triple H was one of the guys that just
Speaker 3: came to mind because he was he was really a
Speaker 3: fucking nobody, and then he wins he won King of
Speaker 3: the Ring and he was still hunter Hurst Helmsley at
Speaker 3: the time. He wasn't Triple H yet And it was
Speaker 3: shortly after that King of the Ring that he kind
Speaker 3: of vaulted changed his name to Triple H. And then
Speaker 3: d XX shortly was formed and that just changed and
Speaker 3: he was he was one of those guys I just
Speaker 3: couldn't fucking stand. It was like, which makes you a
Speaker 3: great fucking heel right, Yeah, couldn't stand him because he
Speaker 3: was good on the mic, good enough on the mic.
Speaker 3: He was just a fucking prick and it was like,
Speaker 3: every time I needed that fucker to lose, he didn't
Speaker 3: and just a pedigree and he make me mad. I
Speaker 3: love DX, but I hated Triple H. Hated and that
Speaker 3: makes him a great heal my number one. And I
Speaker 3: sum this up in a video game. I was playing
Speaker 3: my senior year and doing the Royal Rumble. I might
Speaker 3: have told this story a long time ago on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe I did.
Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't play in the Royal Rumble, and like
Speaker 3: SmackDown versus Raw and I'm one of the final two people.
Speaker 3: Well in that video game, when you get kicked out,
Speaker 3: you get to stand on the outside of the ring
Speaker 3: and you can fight each other and you can also
Speaker 3: like you can swoop people in the ring to distract
Speaker 3: him and stuff like that. And so me and this
Speaker 3: other guy are going and we're in the final two,
Speaker 3: and I think he was Triple H and I was
Speaker 3: Stone cold, and we're going and he tries to pedigree
Speaker 3: me and I reverse it, and we're going, and I
Speaker 3: finally get my juice bar up to hit the like
Speaker 3: SmackDown button. Yeah, I fucking hit the button, and I
Speaker 3: kick him to give him the stunner, and my buddy
Speaker 3: Gabe fucking reaches in and pulls me and distracts me,
Speaker 3: and he's fucking Chris Jericho. And then I get spun
Speaker 3: back around, kicked and pedigreed and then tossed out of
Speaker 3: the ring. And I looked at Gabe and I felt
Speaker 3: so heartbroken, and I was so mad because I was like,
Speaker 3: I was there, I had the w I had it,
Speaker 3: and he just looked at me and goes, hey, man,
Speaker 3: I was Chris Jericho.
Speaker 1: I just got to play the part. And I couldn't
Speaker 1: even be fucking mad. That was the problem.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be ragingly pissed off at him, and
Speaker 3: I couldn't because I was like, he's he's a dick,
Speaker 3: but he's right. Chris Jericho is like one of the
Speaker 3: greatest heels of all time. His ability on the microphone,
Speaker 3: his gimmicks, his side character feels, you know, like he
Speaker 3: came out with a thing like ten years ago, the
Speaker 3: you just made the list, and he would get the
Speaker 3: problem Chris Jericho, which is a great thing is he
Speaker 3: would get so heel that he would turn face while
Speaker 3: still being heel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like such a great ability to do that.
Speaker 1: For me, I always saw Jericho as a baby face
Speaker 1: trying to be a heel sure, you know, kind of
Speaker 1: like Austen's. Like Austin was so liked when he was
Speaker 1: such an ass and.
Speaker 3: Yeah he was so he was so heel, he was face,
Speaker 3: but he never broke character and so he was He
Speaker 3: was the same with Rock, the same with Rock, same
Speaker 3: with Rock.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: When the Rock was heel, people fucking hated him at
Speaker 3: the beginning at the beginning. But Stone Cold was kind
Speaker 3: of the same way too, because Stone Cold was pretty
Speaker 3: hated until the Brett Hart incident and that kind of
Speaker 3: turned stone Cold and then it was weird, weird, weird
Speaker 3: how he got to the heel turn. But yeah, some
Speaker 3: of those greats, though, the Rock, stone Cold, I just
Speaker 3: I liken them to Jericho. But I think the reason
Speaker 3: I didn't include The Rock and Stone Cold in the
Speaker 3: list was because they were so fucking heeled that they
Speaker 3: were so face most of their career.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. No matter how bad they were, they were
Speaker 1: still fucking liked. Yeah, And it's it's funny how both
Speaker 1: years in my list are so similar, with the two
Speaker 1: and three being the sayings I would put Triple H
Speaker 1: two and I would put Ramon at three. Jake is
Speaker 1: like right at number four, sure, and then and then
Speaker 1: number one is Edge. For me, it was an Edge
Speaker 1: just such a low key good pick. Yeah. Like Edge
Speaker 1: was the guy where I was like, I fucking hate you.
Speaker 1: I hate you, like with a passion. I would like
Speaker 1: almost throw my drink at the TV. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, I hated Edge, And then later I realized
Speaker 1: he was my favorite lustler because he made me hate
Speaker 1: him so much. Yeah, you know, I always thought John
Speaker 1: Cena was my favorite because I loved John, but it
Speaker 1: was because I wanted to be John Sure, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to I wanted to kick Edge's ass. And in reality,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, there's always like a bad guy
Speaker 1: in me that like wants to be there, and like
Speaker 1: Edge was like kind of like my fantasy live out
Speaker 1: of that without realizing it, you know, it was just
Speaker 1: it was just a bad dude and he was a
Speaker 1: bad dude behind the stage too, without really trying to be.
Speaker 1: But like the whole Matt Hardy leader thing was like
Speaker 1: that was real, what really happened. Yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: real thing that happened, and like really spoiled Hardy's relationship
Speaker 1: and Hardy's relationship with the w W in general. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it was just it was rough. So it
Speaker 1: was Yeah, I really liked Edge plus fucking best the music,
Speaker 1: hands down. Yeah, it's it's up there, It's for sure
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 3: It may not be the most iconic music when because
Speaker 3: that's a different conversation. That's three because when you I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I could see that argument because to me, it's like
Speaker 3: some of the top ones that if they came on
Speaker 3: to this day I would start to get amped up
Speaker 3: and that would be the shattering sound with stone Cold
Speaker 3: HBKA the second that kicks, if DX were to come out,
Speaker 3: the second that theme comes on, Like I'm getting amped
Speaker 3: But but the rated R Superstar theme with alter Bridge
Speaker 3: and metal ingis is pretty fucking good. Yeah you think
Speaker 3: you know me, it's just and then all the fucking
Speaker 3: shooting smoke. Yeah it you might be right. It might
Speaker 3: be top three it's for sure, it's for sure. In conversation.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite clips is I think it was
Speaker 1: at TNA whatever wherever he went to, but they had
Speaker 1: like a super large venue and he was out there
Speaker 1: and he was kind of like, hey, guys, I know
Speaker 1: I already retired from WWE, and I'm I'm kind of
Speaker 1: maybe retiring here maybe not like maybe I'll be here less,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna do a little bit stuff behind this,
Speaker 1: behind the scenes. And so literally the entire crowd just started,
Speaker 1: you know, on this day, like out of nowhere, and
Speaker 1: it was just so powerful, and I was like, that
Speaker 1: is why it's one of the most iconic songs of
Speaker 1: all time, you know, as you see people singing the
Speaker 1: big show song like that, no, like the rock song
Speaker 1: not really a stone called there's no saying in that right,
Speaker 1: but his everywhere you go, if like you start saying it,
Speaker 1: you're bound to get like thirty people around you all
Speaker 1: of a sudden start saying that sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ironically enough, his longtime tag team partner. If I was
Speaker 3: giving an honorable mention would be my number four spot,
Speaker 3: which is Christian, because he was to me like a
Speaker 3: he was like a dollar general version of christ Jericho.
Speaker 3: Yeah he had it, but he just couldn't get really
Speaker 3: over the hump. He couldn't get over the hump, right,
Speaker 3: He just couldn't. He couldn't get over the hump to
Speaker 3: maintain superstar status. But man, I fucking loved Christian. Like
Speaker 3: when I was seventeen eighteen, like right as I was
Speaker 3: coming to the end of love of wrestling and attitude
Speaker 3: air was starting to really wrap up. I remember going
Speaker 3: to an event live in Vegas was like their first
Speaker 3: time back in like twelve years or something like that,
Speaker 3: and I was like ten rows from I was two
Speaker 3: seats off of the ramp and ten rows from the ring,
Speaker 3: and I was I bought a Christian shirt. I was
Speaker 3: all about Christian at that time. I fucking loved it
Speaker 3: because he was such an asshole, but yeah, I thought
Speaker 3: that was fun. I was like, Stone will get into this.
Speaker 3: I s don't like this conversation because we like wrestling,
Speaker 3: we like to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I just thought that was good.
Speaker 3: I was like, nobody seems to ever talk about heels,
Speaker 3: like what's the best heels?
Speaker 1: You know? That's like you could go all over the
Speaker 1: place with me as an adult. Now that's all I
Speaker 1: want to talk about is heels. Like when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, I was like, it's all about babyfaces. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and we're gonna smite down the evil
Speaker 1: you know, heels. And now I'm like, dude, the heels
Speaker 1: is worth fucking you know, like, let's go fucking. You
Speaker 1: want to be over there with the you know, the
Speaker 1: two x's on your hands and you're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: straight edge. You know, it's like not really, I want
Speaker 1: to be with the guys on the back that are like,
Speaker 1: you want to hit this fucking weed. Yeah, the heels
Speaker 1: are back there doing that ship and very mysterio, because
Speaker 1: it's very mysterio, you know. Uh No, me speaking of
Speaker 1: like naming your top I have a kind of a
Speaker 1: couple of random things of a like rank your top
Speaker 1: five here, you know, just like off spur, right off
Speaker 1: the cuff, you know. I want you to name a
Speaker 1: couple of things for me. I want you to name
Speaker 1: your top five favorite kids foods. So those are like
Speaker 1: foods that you normally associate with like kids eating, Like
Speaker 1: your top five, Like if someone put it in front
Speaker 1: of you right now, you'd be like, we don't have
Speaker 1: to cook dinner for adults.
Speaker 3: I'll just eat this Okay kids cuisine. Did I just
Speaker 3: get to list all five?
Speaker 1: Yeah? List all Okay kids cuisine.
Speaker 3: And it's got to be the chicken nuggets with the brownie,
Speaker 3: that piping hot, fucking brownie. And I also want the corn.
Speaker 3: I want the corn that's hot and it's also cold
Speaker 3: in the fucking middle. Something about that's that's on the list.
Speaker 3: It's number five. Let's put it number five. Dorito's the
Speaker 3: the fat doritos. Oh like the three d's. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: where it's so good. Uh cool, weird cups.
Speaker 1: Og the original og.
Speaker 3: Stuff cross pizza because that came out when I was
Speaker 3: a kid. Uh, it's gotta be on the list. Oh
Speaker 3: fuck man, number two, number two. Man, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with a movie theme here and go
Speaker 3: with butterfinger Bebi's for number two. It's so hard thinking
Speaker 3: off the cuff of my mind could change so much
Speaker 3: back and forth. But the one thing I tell you
Speaker 3: I had traded. I'd have traded two homemade lunches for
Speaker 3: one item back in my day, fourth grade, fifth grade,
Speaker 3: sixth grade, ship, I don't even care.
Speaker 1: High school.
Speaker 3: I had a trade a steak fucking lunch with a
Speaker 3: side of lobster for a thing of fucking dunk a ruse,
Speaker 3: M dunk ruse. Ain't no fucking way you give me
Speaker 3: that little fucking kangaroo shitty ass honey gram gram cracker
Speaker 3: with that broasting. I'd have traded my left nut for
Speaker 3: that ship.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. Part of me wants to
Speaker 1: try the dunk ruse now. No, but it's good. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's still the same. I don't think it.
Speaker 3: I think they put crack in it when we were kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now it's like now it's something weird. It's like some
Speaker 3: gluten free bullshit.
Speaker 1: Turnips or something. What the fuck? You know? Hold, here's
Speaker 1: your dunk roose. It comes with a pride flag. Give
Speaker 1: me my real ship? Was that? Your number two is
Speaker 1: at your number one? No dunk cruise number one? Number one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it. Number two was the butterfinger Bebeses number five.
Speaker 1: I'm going to agree with the kid's cuisine, uh chicken
Speaker 1: nuggets as well. God that fucking brownie so laugh. That'd
Speaker 1: be the first thing I'd eat too, and it would
Speaker 1: just be molten hot hot. Number four Dino nuggets. Good
Speaker 1: call for sure, Oh Shepherd higher nah, I lovely to
Speaker 1: four for it's a good spot. Number three craft any
Speaker 1: craft really, but my favorite thick and creamy. God damn.
Speaker 1: My brother turned me on to that too. He was like,
Speaker 1: you were other thicking creamy, Like it really does make
Speaker 1: it really thick, really it does. Like it changes the
Speaker 1: it changes the profile of it. Okay, Number two, oh man,
Speaker 1: number two, I'm gonna go with like the generic like
Speaker 1: soft served ice cream, and like buffets like where the
Speaker 1: kids were always absolutely absolutely the kids stop right there
Speaker 1: because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't matter what buffet. It could have been
Speaker 3: a fifty dollars buffet at the Rio, it could have
Speaker 3: been a Golden fucking corral, It could have been any
Speaker 3: buffet and they had the same fucking ice cream machine
Speaker 3: and you got vanilla, you got chocolate, or you got
Speaker 3: the swim swirl and then it usually always had like
Speaker 3: a ten to fifteen condiment bar with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, always always. And you know what's funny is avery
Speaker 1: is a and that ice cream fucking sucked, but sucked,
Speaker 1: but it was damn good then, oh so good, especially
Speaker 1: when you had like brownies and cookies with it and
Speaker 1: you threw it all in and made just a sludge.
Speaker 3: Because brownies were made about three weeks ago. They're a
Speaker 3: little stale, right, oh yeah, and the cookies stale are
Speaker 3: the better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but with yeah, absolutely, so goddamn good. That was
Speaker 1: your number two. That's my number two, my number one.
Speaker 1: Hot pockets like the og the super crisp butter top
Speaker 1: that used to flake off. And then you saw the
Speaker 1: soft and.
Speaker 3: You really only had ham and cheese, or you had
Speaker 3: ham and cheese, had pepperoni. And then I remember they
Speaker 3: brought him.
Speaker 1: Meatball meatball, and then they brought on the line cuisines
Speaker 1: that had like the alfredo broccoli stuff. See, and that
Speaker 1: was after my time.
Speaker 3: My time was really just the main like three ones,
Speaker 3: and the meatball was where it was at. It had
Speaker 3: some weird off fucking taste, but man, after.
Speaker 1: School, that was it was. It was good. It was
Speaker 1: for me. It was the the ham and cheese. And
Speaker 1: then when they brought the breakfast ones, the original breakfast line,
Speaker 1: I really those those slapped a sausage one was great.
Speaker 1: Bacon was okay, but it kind of felt like the
Speaker 1: bacon was like bullshit, but they actually the sausage one
Speaker 1: was really good, but the ham and cheese is forever
Speaker 1: my favorite, forever, my favorite. God damn, that's some good
Speaker 1: ship right there.
Speaker 3: If you could before you go to the next thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe you don't agree with this take, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: say there's only one frozen breakfood breakfast food that is
Speaker 3: like top tier. I mean, like for me, it is
Speaker 3: top tier, and then everything else was low it And
Speaker 3: the most top tier frozen breakfast food is the Swan's
Speaker 3: two piece of biscuit with sausage Sama.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, your mom used to have those. When
Speaker 1: I went up to visit her at the sixteen something
Speaker 1: like that, yeah, and she was like, yeah, the schwan
Speaker 1: Man's coming by, Like what do you want to order?
Speaker 1: And she had like the old school like form, you know, like,
Speaker 1: and I was sitting there and I was like, we
Speaker 1: check out a whole bunch stuff. She was like pick three,
Speaker 1: and I was like, the root your float ice cream,
Speaker 1: fucking breakfast sandwiches, we gotta do that. And then I
Speaker 1: think I picked like some fucking microwavable dinner. It was
Speaker 1: like not great, itsign her or some ship, right, but
Speaker 1: the other two bangers, Yeah, absolute bangers, you know what.
Speaker 1: Else is a banger. Your top five favorite vacation spots,
Speaker 1: top five ben or haven't been, doesn't matter. Let's say
Speaker 1: the ones you've been to. Okay, And if you want
Speaker 1: to say, like it's on a lake every single time,
Speaker 1: or it's on the river or ocean every single time,
Speaker 1: they're going to swim all like wherever, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I would say let's go with number five vacation spot.
Speaker 3: Vacation spot you know there. I'm gonna go in a
Speaker 3: general essence and say Southern California theme parks, like I'm
Speaker 3: gonna just encompass them, Disneyland, SeaWorld together, like the Universal.
Speaker 3: Just going to a theme park. That's a great fun vacation.
Speaker 3: I look forward to it. Number four would be specifically
Speaker 3: the beach around that area, like Redondo Beach where my
Speaker 3: my in law family lives. It's a great vacation. It's
Speaker 3: it's just something even about their home. Their home reminded
Speaker 3: me of of Graham's home, Like.
Speaker 1: It's just this just homie, just this homie feel.
Speaker 3: And they're literally right off of Pch and it's super
Speaker 3: fucking busy, but something about being in their yard and
Speaker 3: the trees are swaying from the wind. It's like seventy
Speaker 3: degrees outside. It's just fucking it feels like you're on
Speaker 3: another planet of serene and comfortable.
Speaker 1: So let's go there. Number three. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: a water park At number three.
Speaker 3: I think I haven't been to one in a long
Speaker 3: fucking time, But I love water parks, and I would
Speaker 3: love to go to more water parks, just fully, honest.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Number two would I would just say in general, would
Speaker 3: be like a lake vacation, you know, one of those
Speaker 3: lakes in Minnesota. Just if I could get like rent
Speaker 3: a nice big Airbnb lake house and have close friends
Speaker 3: and shit for like five days, you know. Some some
Speaker 3: them were something where you get to like that fifth
Speaker 3: day and you're like, all right, everybody, get the fuck.
Speaker 1: Away from me, right Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the seven days it's too long, but three
Speaker 3: days is too short. Yeah, five days is like that
Speaker 3: right money spot where you're ready to separate from each other,
Speaker 3: but it's still a great time.
Speaker 1: Give me five days at a lake house with pieces
Speaker 1: of shit that I love. Uh.
Speaker 3: And Number one would be going back to Jamaica, like
Speaker 3: hands down, yeah, hands down, just away from the world,
Speaker 3: away from reality on a beach. I don't even drink anymore,
Speaker 3: so you know they probably got good weed.
Speaker 1: So yeah, bet all right, straight up, what about you?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, number five? I would say number five would
Speaker 1: be Laughlin, just fun time on the river, you know,
Speaker 1: hitting the casinos in there and just kind of like
Speaker 1: day drinking, walking around.
Speaker 3: It's such a low key good pick. If you've ever
Speaker 3: been to the area, you wouldn't understand. And if you haven't,
Speaker 3: think of Vegas but retarded and yea much older and
Speaker 3: a lot cheaper, like a lot cheaper. If you went
Speaker 3: for a whole weekend and dropped a grand, you would
Speaker 3: have lived like a king. Yeah versus a grand might
Speaker 3: last you one night in Vegas at a decent place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you can. You can if you took the
Speaker 1: time off during the week, right, Like, let's say you
Speaker 1: took Monday through Thursday, went back on Friday, you get
Speaker 1: there and Monday through Thursday, your hotel rooms are going
Speaker 1: to be like forty to sixty dollars a night mm hm.
Speaker 1: You know, and that's not even at like a cheap place.
Speaker 1: That's not like a mid level place, and it's not
Speaker 1: a bad room. And to be honest, You're not even
Speaker 1: gonna be in there much anyways. You're gonna be on
Speaker 1: the fucking river. And most of those places now have
Speaker 1: closed off their beaches. So another beach access is for
Speaker 1: people who have a room only, so then you can
Speaker 1: be on the beach on the river. Bring your chair,
Speaker 1: bring whatever you want, shit your coolers, and all that,
Speaker 1: chill in the river, have a good time. That's fun.
Speaker 1: I love doing that. Number four for me is gonna
Speaker 1: be uh Dallas. Going to Dallas when I was eighteen
Speaker 1: was some of the most fun I've ever had. We
Speaker 1: just we walked around the town. They had this giant carnival.
Speaker 1: Funny enough, I had this guy paint me, you know,
Speaker 1: like those guys that sit there with the spray paint
Speaker 1: and stuff and they spray paint on the canvas and
Speaker 1: like fire and all that. So he made planets and
Speaker 1: it was a Dallas like stars in it. But I
Speaker 1: had no idea what it was. And I was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: like I'm out of whatever the fuck this is, but
Speaker 1: looks cool. And I had in my room for the
Speaker 1: longest time, and then some may came up him. I
Speaker 1: was like, are you Dallas fan? I was like, nope,
Speaker 1: just look cool. Uh. But but it was just so
Speaker 1: much fun and there was so much stuff to do there,
Speaker 1: and the city itself was really cool. It was really fun,
Speaker 1: really interesting. It wasn't that big, but it was pretty
Speaker 1: expansive itself, and I would like to go back. Dallas
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun, especially eating Gator on the road.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I Gater's delicious. Number three for me is
Speaker 1: gonna be hands down, going up to see my mom
Speaker 1: in Minnesota. But going up to Vargas Lake. Up there,
Speaker 1: Vargas Lake is a lot of fun. And the difference
Speaker 1: between that lake and a lot of other lakes is
Speaker 1: for people who don't really go to lakes that much,
Speaker 1: lakes don't have sand because it's lake and inland, right,
Speaker 1: and there's not millions of years of fish crap that
Speaker 1: is made into sand. Shout out to fish crap. So
Speaker 1: there's just like a bunch of really smooth or really
Speaker 1: jagged rock. And sometimes some beaches can be just shitty
Speaker 1: up there, right Vargas Lake. They came and they dumped
Speaker 1: in sand from like the ocean beach, and so they
Speaker 1: have this whole sand beach there. Dude. It was the
Speaker 1: fucking shit. That's where I drank those like fucking cut
Speaker 1: waters and got fucking you couldn't record that night, dude,
Speaker 1: I am. It was equivalent to eleven beers. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, I think you're fucking hammered. I
Speaker 1: was like, shout out to the Raunchy Regret podcast. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it felt so bad too. I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, I'm fucking hammered. But yeah, that was so
Speaker 1: much fun. Number two is gonna be Carnival. Just going
Speaker 1: on carnival anywhere on a cruise, so much fucking fun.
Speaker 1: You're just on a floating hotel and all your food
Speaker 1: you can eat whenever you want, and you can drink
Speaker 1: whatever you want. You can bring your own shit if
Speaker 1: you want. LOOKI if you have a fucking drink, if
Speaker 1: you have a drink package, you get to twelve drinks
Speaker 1: a day. Fuck yeah, Like it is amazing. You can
Speaker 1: have cruises where like virgin where I think it's only adults, right, so,
Speaker 1: and you can go up to other ones where you
Speaker 1: can do other things or go to certain places or
Speaker 1: cruising is just so much fun because it's just all inclusive.
Speaker 1: It's all right there. You get your best bang for
Speaker 1: your buck, hands down, for a vacation and you don't
Speaker 1: have to drive anywhere. Number one for me though, is
Speaker 1: always going to be going to Newport and staying at
Speaker 1: embassy suites. Like that's hardcore core memories for me. Eating
Speaker 1: fresh omelets next to turtles, walk like running into a
Speaker 1: little river they made themselves, and in embassy suites, going
Speaker 1: to the going to the fucking ocean, swimming in the
Speaker 1: ocean all day until we got fucking obliterated and burned.
Speaker 1: That's just that's my number one for sure, hands down.
Speaker 1: I'll always do my number one. Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 3: You guys used to go to Newport all the time
Speaker 3: all the time, and it's a great it's a great spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a great spot. But that's it.
Speaker 3: That's one of those like core memories you just can't
Speaker 3: take away that it just makes you feel.
Speaker 1: Good, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like like in all honesty, like Loki, Like an
Speaker 3: honorable mention for me would be if I could go
Speaker 3: back and enjoy another summer of being a teenager again,
Speaker 3: of like my my in my three months of summertime,
Speaker 3: I would get to basically right when it started, leave
Speaker 3: on a road trip with my great uncle to drive
Speaker 3: to Fargo and he would go on a trip with
Speaker 3: his brothers. This would be my grandpa's brother. He would
Speaker 3: go with all the rest of their brothers and he
Speaker 3: would drop me off with my dad. I'd stay with
Speaker 3: my dad for a month and a half or so
Speaker 3: and like see the whole family on that side, hang out,
Speaker 3: have a blast, have fun, come home and still have
Speaker 3: like another month and a half in Vegas, do wet
Speaker 3: wild like just just said it was. It was the times.
Speaker 1: It was. It was the ship, no bills, no stress,
Speaker 1: no just living. And that's my keep telling Avery, you know.
Speaker 3: And sometimes it was be here at this time, or
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find you and fucking kill you. And you
Speaker 3: had to figure out how to find time, Like you
Speaker 3: had to find a clock. You had to pay attention
Speaker 3: to it, and you need somebody had a fucking spot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: at that fucking spot ready to be picked up, you know.
Speaker 3: And it was just a time time.
Speaker 1: It was just amazing. It was so the world was
Speaker 1: slower and it was so much fun. Much slower, yeah,
Speaker 1: so much slower. You know. I keep telling Avery all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm like, you know, whenever she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: like what you guys talking about I'm like, we're talking
Speaker 1: about adult things, sweetheart, you know. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I want to talk about some stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, you know, like, be a kid,
Speaker 1: go have fun, don't worry about whatever. Adults. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be an adult? You don't. You know. It
Speaker 1: is equally the best thing in the world, and it's
Speaker 1: better than being a kid in a lot of aspects,
Speaker 1: but it is also equally worse and horrible in some
Speaker 1: aspects than being a kid.
Speaker 3: Let me let me break down my day for you
Speaker 3: as an adult, little child. But we're gonna have some
Speaker 3: little gnome story time right now. This is for any
Speaker 3: kids listening. They shouldn't be listening. This is how the
Speaker 3: day goes. You get up, you don't know why you hurt,
Speaker 3: but it hurts, and you don't know why you have
Speaker 3: to get up and go to this stupid fucking job,
Speaker 3: but you gotta right to make your family happy and
Speaker 3: pay your bills. There, you go to work and you
Speaker 3: do the grind, and then you come home and you
Speaker 3: come home to a house that just shits on you
Speaker 3: the whole time there, but they love you. But your
Speaker 3: kids shit on you, your wife shits on you. You
Speaker 3: just have you know, you gotta do dinner, you gotta
Speaker 3: do dishes, you gotta do bath time. And then next thing,
Speaker 3: you know, you're like, let me wind down, let me
Speaker 3: just take this gummy and just relax. And it's a
Speaker 3: level five fucking clinger that just puts you in a
Speaker 3: fucking panic attack that you didn't want, just so that
Speaker 3: you can go to bed and repeat it tomorrow. That's
Speaker 3: what it's like to be an adult, be a.
Speaker 1: Kid, be a kid, have fun, jerk off into socks.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I never did that. I didn't either.
Speaker 1: I don't I.
Speaker 3: Maybe that maybe that was the hype the generation right
Speaker 3: before me, because I mean that was a thing on
Speaker 3: American Pie, right but even when American Pie came out,
Speaker 3: I was only in like early junior high Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I wasn't quite at that peak level yet, you know,
Speaker 3: But I don't know, I never I never got behind
Speaker 3: that that movement.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Like I always imagined,
Speaker 1: like if you put the sock over your dick and
Speaker 1: then you start jerking off, like you give yourself a
Speaker 1: rug burn, but like if you don't and like you're
Speaker 1: on the opposite side, were you just holding the lip open,
Speaker 1: You're just looking to like shoot inside? Like how weird
Speaker 1: would that look if somebody came in and you're just
Speaker 1: there just like what are you doing like that? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: that just look like so weird versus just lanth like whatever. However,
Speaker 1: you do your process right, just normally doing it without that,
Speaker 1: it would just look like I just imagined this thought
Speaker 1: in my mind of just like something walking in like
Speaker 1: hold on, don't break my concentration. I'm trying to come
Speaker 1: inside the song without making inside the sock. I mean,
Speaker 1: like think about it, like how did this sock start?
Speaker 1: Right right now?
Speaker 3: Like did it start because somebody was like, oh fuck,
Speaker 3: I don't have any toilet paper, I don't have any tissues.
Speaker 3: I got this sock. But then it's like then you've
Speaker 3: got to tell your homies about the sock or is
Speaker 3: it just collective like that? It's just a you know,
Speaker 3: natural thing that so many people think about it.
Speaker 1: What if you have a big foot and then it
Speaker 1: leads you to seeking out wide set women. You know,
Speaker 1: it's true, that's true.
Speaker 3: That's a fair point that You've got a great point. Honestly,
Speaker 3: whit said, ladies need love too.
Speaker 1: I have to. I have too.
Speaker 3: Funny, would you rather that? I wanted to ask you,
Speaker 3: would you rather fark glitter or burp confetti?
Speaker 1: Fark glitter? I think that actually, hold on, hold on
Speaker 1: because if I it's just gonna go all my shorts
Speaker 1: and then it's just gonna get all over and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wiping and it's just gonna be all
Speaker 1: Versus if you burp confetti, I can burp and then
Speaker 1: and then plow it, blow it all over the place
Speaker 1: and be like you're welcome. Now. If if it was
Speaker 1: like that with the barts, where it didn't get like
Speaker 1: caught in my boxers and in my shorts and it
Speaker 1: just magically came out, then yeah, let's do that. But
Speaker 1: I feel like i'd have to go with the confetti. Also,
Speaker 1: the CONFETI would be a little bit easier to clean up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a very fair point. Oh and what if, like legit,
Speaker 1: wherever you saw sparkles, you're like, that's pinky, big eye
Speaker 1: weight nap.
Speaker 3: You know, it would be even better. Though, is like
Speaker 3: whether you choose sprinkles or or the confetti, the amount
Speaker 3: of it is based on the size of the yes expectorment.
Speaker 3: You know, like if you if you burp like this,
Speaker 3: just logger that had that just down to jug of sprite,
Speaker 3: it's a massive amount of covetti coming, you know. But
Speaker 3: if you're just like it's just like two little pieces
Speaker 3: of covetti.
Speaker 1: That just pop out right, you know. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's fair. Okay, last one.
Speaker 3: Would you rather only whisper or only shout for the
Speaker 3: rest of your life? Either way, everybody's age. They're like, Okay,
Speaker 3: so my buddy ag is coming to this party. I
Speaker 3: just gotta tell you, like he whispers like legit, like
Speaker 3: you can never hear what the fuck he's saying.
Speaker 1: Is he retarded? Yes, yes, besides.
Speaker 3: The point, but like like like no, lie, he just
Speaker 3: can't get louder than a whisper. Or on the reverse
Speaker 3: side of that, Hey, you know, family, I'm thinking about
Speaker 3: inviting my boyfriend to Thanksgiving for the first time to
Speaker 3: meet you guys, but I gotta warn you, like he
Speaker 3: yells at everything he.
Speaker 1: Says, damn, how you doing? Hey, you guys, pass me
Speaker 1: the gravy. Dude, Dude, we're like four fucking people sitting here.
Speaker 1: This room is like not that big, It's okay. What
Speaker 1: I think I would have to whisper? I think it
Speaker 1: would be much easier to get off of, you know,
Speaker 1: charges of whispering versus charges of shouting. Sure, you know,
Speaker 1: it would just like like passively make people upset to
Speaker 1: whisper versus like actively making people upset about yelling. Hear
Speaker 1: me on this one?
Speaker 3: What if you had to conjoined twin and one of
Speaker 3: you shouted, and what if you whisper?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Can you imagine if you're just like
Speaker 1: you just see like a hot fucking piece of ass
Speaker 1: walking by and you're like, God, damn, you just hear
Speaker 1: cock like that girl on Instagram? Why did it? I
Speaker 1: guess swearty guy wasn't me? And with me, you're the
Speaker 1: only person here. I have a thing on my back
Speaker 1: and they hit talks ew.
Speaker 3: The way I would correlate to somebody that's yelling nothing
Speaker 3: but yelling their whole life is a two turn.
Speaker 1: Tony's mom like.
Speaker 2: That's god, she could zero dead so fast every time,
Speaker 2: you fucking asshole, every time.
Speaker 1: Gordy and I love Gordy's one of my favorite people
Speaker 1: in this world because Gordy is just like, you're such
Speaker 1: a bitch, shut the fuck up. Like, and he's just
Speaker 1: so used to it after being with her for like
Speaker 1: thirty something years. Yeah, you know he's just like like,
Speaker 1: you're such a bitch, Like, shut the fuck up. You're
Speaker 1: in new period whatever. Hey, you guys want to take
Speaker 1: an edible and hangout Like yeah, like all right, It's
Speaker 1: like you're not even afraid of what she does. No,
Speaker 1: the fun would be afraid of that woman. She just
Speaker 1: yeats me. She just yells, right, she just yells. It's
Speaker 1: veil threats. She's all bark, no bite. And you know
Speaker 1: what's funny is his entire start to fandom was that
Speaker 1: video where he's like bringing the girl in the car
Speaker 1: and they're like on vacation. Yeah, that was the whole
Speaker 1: start to that. Yeah, and he's like you want that
Speaker 1: to be bringing that girl with us? I had Harry
Speaker 1: Potter one right after than the BAM they launched.
Speaker 3: I'm not you know, most streamers or influencers, I would
Speaker 3: say most influencers I can't get behind. There's something that
Speaker 3: since the day I watched the two Turn video, I
Speaker 3: watch every single one that guy fucking puts out. His
Speaker 3: content is so genuine and it's so good and it's fun.
Speaker 3: It's dangerous, but it's fun, and it's the level of
Speaker 3: dangerous that's still healthy for the for.
Speaker 1: The most part.
Speaker 3: For the most part, having sex on a raft while
Speaker 3: also tied to a piece of shark bait probably isn't
Speaker 3: the smartest idea, but but it's hilarious, right, It's like
Speaker 3: he's taken he's taken concepts of jackass and tasted it
Speaker 3: in yeah, everyday life and he's got baby girl that duck.
Speaker 3: I mean, you think about the dream that this guy
Speaker 3: put out like just some average like you look at
Speaker 3: his old photos. He was a fucking nerd, right, and
Speaker 3: now he's built like a fucking Greek god. Yeah he
Speaker 3: he apparently he has a hog the size of Florida
Speaker 3: probably like just fucking enormous fucking handle he's got on him.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's good for him, good for him, And
Speaker 3: like he fucking went on OnlyFans and was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm about to make that cheddar And there's all these
Speaker 3: dudes that are out here, like man, if I just
Speaker 3: got on there to show like my giant cock, like
Speaker 3: maybe I could make some money, but maybe everyone will
Speaker 3: think bad of me.
Speaker 1: It's like that dude's a fucking millionaire. Now he like
Speaker 1: funded his own fucking tea business and now he's like booming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you never know where you're gonna strike, and now
Speaker 3: you can get merch in fucking Spencers from this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, like fucking reaches everywhere. I haven't bought any
Speaker 1: two turn merch, but I want not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to buy the t's. I
Speaker 1: want to try the to ease.
Speaker 3: I feel like when I watch because I do watch
Speaker 3: a lot of his brother's videos, because his brother's videos
Speaker 3: or m yeah is when you see Lisa and Gordy.
Speaker 3: But I feel like that's his only claim to fameous
Speaker 3: his parents like he he wants to take off like
Speaker 3: his brother, but he never will.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't have like the originality like his
Speaker 1: brother does.
Speaker 3: No, no, but but him sticking with just fucking with
Speaker 3: his parents constantly. It is hilarious, like just fucking hilarious
Speaker 3: because they get so whipped up.
Speaker 1: Oh god, did you see the new one with the rats? Yes,
Speaker 1: rats in there? God, my god, whoever fucking bird that lies.
Speaker 3: Down one where he hacked the TV and it was
Speaker 3: like some emergency broadcasts. Yeah, I told you, guys, I
Speaker 3: told you, I told you this is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite videos is like when they went
Speaker 1: to a wedding and like the mom was drunk before
Speaker 1: the reception, even for the mama's drunk before they started,
Speaker 1: just so amvered? So are you really drunk? For we
Speaker 1: get there and she's like, shut the fuck up. Who
Speaker 1: gives this ship? But the grandma though, Hey, the graandma
Speaker 1: is like one of my focks. Oh my god, right,
Speaker 1: because she hit the fuck up. It's get blasted. All.
Speaker 3: It reminds us of what our grandma could have been
Speaker 3: if weed was legal when we were younger.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Like I got I got
Speaker 1: her to hang out with us three times. Three times
Speaker 1: I got her to take an edible, and let me
Speaker 1: tell you all, three times she took a nap. She
Speaker 1: got up and she went, I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think it did anything. Oh no it did, did it?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: The third time she didn't take a nap. The third
Speaker 1: time she was actually was I give it to a
Speaker 1: little bit earlier, and she was having a good time,
Speaker 1: and and then she did go to bed a little
Speaker 1: bit early. But I wasn't like anything like crazy, but
Speaker 1: she was like pretty. She was feeling pretty loose, you know,
Speaker 1: and she was I remember she gave me this look
Speaker 1: and she was just like, look, my new show is
Speaker 1: back on TV and they got a new season, and
Speaker 1: I was like, hell yeah, Graham's get that ship. Watch
Speaker 1: that show. It's gonna be it's gonna be even better,
Speaker 1: even better. Hell yeah, can you imagine Grandpa? He just
Speaker 1: stoned as fuck. He's like, you know, buddy, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to be eating sugar, but I think this
Speaker 1: time we can. You know. He would have been so
Speaker 1: bad for our bunchies. Yeah, he was. It would have
Speaker 1: been it would have been the devil's advocate.
Speaker 3: It would have been like midnight and you're just fucking
Speaker 3: ringing on an edible and heat, and he'd have been
Speaker 3: like he comes around the corner with keys with his
Speaker 3: You want to make an apple pie?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah, I dude, it's not gonna be ready till
Speaker 1: six a m. But yeah, I want one right now. Grandpa,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna go anywhere, remember to take the parking
Speaker 1: break off. Why can't I go any er than fifty
Speaker 1: five in the freeway. My dad still to this day
Speaker 1: is like, oh, like, I almost dropped my fucking car
Speaker 1: since you got damn grab them fucking ruin the drum brakes.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember that. I think it cost him like
Speaker 1: six grand total to fix the brakes. He was so bad.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking drove like I think eight miles or nine
Speaker 1: mile round trip something like that. No, might have been
Speaker 1: ten ten mile round trip with the brakes fully on
Speaker 1: and he's on the freeway. Can't get it above fifty five?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the sound it was making. Well, I
Speaker 1: came to a stop rather quick. Goddamn, goddamn.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, well, let's wrap this bitch up, wrap
Speaker 3: it up, don't will probably be back next week. You know,
Speaker 3: we'll see what excuse he pulls out of his the thaorus.
Speaker 3: But yeah, episode on, catch you next week. Peace out later. Hey, uh,
Speaker 3: did you know that Elon Musk is not actually a Nazi?
Speaker 1: Huh? Nazi's actually made good cars. I did not see
Speaker 1: that coming. Thank god you have the dirty joke, because
Speaker 1: I did not. That was for you, dumb, It was