WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:02.000 Welcome to Dad's on day Clok. 2 00:00:02.240 --> 00:00:06.799 Parental discussion is advised mature content beyond this point. 3 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:59.759 Why should the word drool be your favorite word? Because 4 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:04.920 it's rule with a D. No, because it rolls off 5 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:05.519 the tongue. 6 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:14.680 Oh, I think Marrilu would think it rolls out the 7 00:01:14.719 --> 00:01:15.599 side of her face. 8 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:24.000 Speaking of jewel, do you have a leak core memory 9 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:24.400 right there? 10 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:27.519 You know? It'd be great as if, Like what if 11 00:01:28.959 --> 00:01:32.439 when your family members die, they don't actually get to 12 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:35.680 look over you, They get to look over other family 13 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:38.480 members that are a little bit more distant from them. So, 14 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:42.959 like what if Mary Lou had to watch over us? 15 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:45.480 You know what I'm saying, Like, do you think she'd 16 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:48.159 at least give some appreciation? Be like the motherfuckers? And 17 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:50.200 then she looks in the mirror wherever she's at and 18 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:54.200 she's like, what do you mean? They make their hamburgers fresh? 19 00:01:54.239 --> 00:01:58.079 They don't pull them out of a package and microwave them. 20 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:02.000 Could you imagine if Mary Lou was still alive? Right, 21 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:05.319 but in her prime is what we knew her. Right, 22 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:07.760 if she was still alive, she'd be like eighty something 23 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:10.639 years old, right, Yeah, I'm talking Marry Lou in like 24 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:15.759 her sixties, right, yeah, fifties, sixties prime Marry Lou. Imagine 25 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:19.800 her now with Instagram videos, watching black people Instagram videos 26 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:22.879 and not understanding the whole chirp sound home in the background. 27 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:28.879 Oh, I just don't understand why they don't change their batteries. 28 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:36.479 Can you imagine any one of them trying to watch it? 29 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:40.280 Can you imagine like Grandpa come on us, and he's like, 30 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:44.199 I think this guy is just hilarious, and it's like 31 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:48.199 some flaming, like hardcore, like out of the box in 32 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:50.400 June dude, and he's got. 33 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:52.599 His search bar and it's just nothing but like fucking 34 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:55.800 dudes with cowboy hats and jeans, no T shirt. 35 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.879 Like what if he found Stanley from Chili's and he 36 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:04.039 started following him. Do you remember that? Yes, you remember Stanley? 37 00:03:04.319 --> 00:03:05.879 And we were like, fuck, we don't want to get 38 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:09.199 this guy again. And then like he comes by and 39 00:03:09.199 --> 00:03:17.960 Grandpa just goes stand. For everybody listening out there, my 40 00:03:18.039 --> 00:03:21.840 grandpa was a closeted homosexual man for a long time. 41 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:24.759 And our grandpa, for people that may have been fucking retarded, 42 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.000 it wasn't that closeted. 43 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:32.719 Hey, I'm gonna go check out fan dango fuck is 44 00:03:32.759 --> 00:03:36.520 a lemon party, Jesus Christ, that looks like a you 45 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:39.680 does that look like he's got no gag reflex? Jesus, 46 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:42.360 Why can't you be like that? Wife? God? 47 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:48.520 Why can't you dick be that big like douche Toche. 48 00:03:48.919 --> 00:03:52.039 That's why it's called porn. She does things you can't. 49 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:57.080 My dick ain't that big. Oh that's good stuff. Well, 50 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:00.919 if anybody hasn't figured out his dad's one equals episode 51 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:04.800 one eighty, well, wait, fucking Dome, he misses something. I 52 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:06.439 don't know that one eighty is actually that big of 53 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:09.080 a deal, but it seems like it, right, like one 54 00:04:09.199 --> 00:04:12.240 seventy six yaw on yon yon and one eighty right. 55 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:15.520 But I'm here, Nome's here, Stone's here. 56 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:18.079 I mean, this episode did take a one eighty and 57 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:20.079 there's only two of those true. 58 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:22.600 I want to tell you this because this is hilarious. 59 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.959 I've gotten I was telling my wife at dinner, I've 60 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:31.759 gotten to know Dome so well that his his text 61 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:35.639 to us about forgetting his equipment. I immediately, when I 62 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:38.759 read it, immediately went to my text thread with him, 63 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:42.480 and I said, you forgot in quotes, You've forgotten I 64 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:43.920 know he's not gonna listen to this because he doesn't 65 00:04:43.920 --> 00:04:48.480 support the show. In in quotes, you forgot your podcast equipment. 66 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:50.439 How about you just man the fuck up and tell 67 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:52.519 us the truth? And then before I could say the 68 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:56.120 next statement, he sent like ten laughing cry faces. I said, 69 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:58.959 why don't you just say I brought three kids to 70 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:02.480 California and I'm overwhelmed and we're all in a hotel 71 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:04.959 room and I didn't think this through. Why can't you 72 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:07.680 just be upfront and just say that and we'll be like, hey, 73 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:10.319 no worries, man, we got you. And then he just 74 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:12.720 sends another like ten laughing cry faces. He's like, well, 75 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:14.480 I mean, you know, come on, And I'm like, why 76 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:15.680 are you trying to sugarcoat it? 77 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:20.639 Like come on, come on? He said, up a bitch, 78 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:25.000 I know, you fucking asshole. Asshole. 79 00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:30.480 Yeah, he's he's got he's got his two girls that 80 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:33.040 are fourteen and twelve, and one of the twelve year 81 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:37.680 old's friends. So he's got three basically teen girls stuck 82 00:05:37.680 --> 00:05:40.839 with him in a shitty part of LA. 83 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:42.000 By shitty, we. 84 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:47.759 Mean inland, not like Riyah area, shitty, Yeah, inland where 85 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:52.120 there's nothing else around you so anyway, but yeah, him 86 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:56.199 and I went golfing yesterday, so that was fun. He 87 00:05:56.240 --> 00:05:59.079 brought the kids over for a brief moment on Saturday. 88 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:02.199 Let him dolready at my pool. Just as I was 89 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:05.120 getting like, man, this pool is fucking pristine. He brings 90 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:09.000 his fucking turn nuggets in, spreads some generational ash in 91 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:09.600 my pool. 92 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:17.879 One of my favorite things ever is him like doing 93 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:20.399 handstands in the pool and just falling over and just 94 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:23.839 taking the entire real estate of the pool right, And 95 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:26.199 then all like ten of us that are in there 96 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:28.439 are complaining that he's doing this and this pool is 97 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:33.360 like no bigger than yeah. And then like we get 98 00:06:33.399 --> 00:06:35.360 out and we're hanging there, and then Grayson gets out 99 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:37.240 and sits down and he's all like huffing and puffing, 100 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:39.759 and he's like, I'm just really mad because I'm trying 101 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:41.560 to have fun in the pool and nobody wants me 102 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:44.319 to have fun. And it's like, hey, you know, you 103 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:45.920 can't take up the whole fucking pool right. 104 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:49.120 For all those listening out there that may be new 105 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:52.879 to the podcast, welcome man. Backtrack to g Nome's pool 106 00:06:52.959 --> 00:06:55.040 is a hard sided above ground pool, but it's only 107 00:06:55.079 --> 00:06:58.800 like twelve feet across, so it's like a glorified hot tub. 108 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:03.279 It is. And this kid, this kid is full on, 109 00:07:03.519 --> 00:07:07.120 like arms all the way up right, looking like he's 110 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:10.199 reaching for a basketball, like to rebound from shack or 111 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:13.879 some shit, right, just full on like legs sticking all 112 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:15.639 the way out, feet sticking all the way out, taking 113 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:18.800 up the whole circumference of the pool, right, slapping people 114 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:21.839 in the face, splashing the shed of people, feet, hitting people, 115 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.920 just taking up and there's like literally ten other people 116 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:27.480 in this little thing, and he just keeps doing it 117 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:28.839 over and over. And I was getting to the point 118 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:31.000 where I was almost like, dude, can you stop. I 119 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:33.120 was almost at the point of saying something, and then 120 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:35.000 we all got down to chill. Then Yeah, he came 121 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:36.639 out and he was like, oh, we're going there anymore 122 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:40.040 because I don't woman have fun. I was like, oh, Grayson, 123 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:45.000 bless your soul, bless your soul's Yeah, him and Ellie. 124 00:07:45.480 --> 00:07:50.240 Ellie are feuding now. Ellie doesn't like him, and Grayson 125 00:07:50.240 --> 00:07:52.720 got all mad at her, and which is just comical 126 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:56.680 because it's like you're ten and she's four. Yeah, it 127 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:58.480 was just Josh looked at me and I just shrug 128 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:02.120 my shoulders. I'm like, I'm not coaching Ellie like she's uncoachable. 129 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:05.160 I'm already to that point. She's uncoachable. And she's in 130 00:08:05.199 --> 00:08:08.040 her preteen stage at the age of four, and so 131 00:08:08.759 --> 00:08:10.040 her and Grace, I A're just gonna have to fight 132 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:10.839 this one out. 133 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:13.439 Yeah, And Avery's definitely brought up a couple of things 134 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:16.079 to Avery's definitely, Like on the way home, she was like, 135 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:21.720 why is he doing that in the pool? Like what? Why? 136 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:24.560 It doesn't make any sense to me. Everyone should have 137 00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:26.279 their own space. And this is coming from a kid 138 00:08:26.279 --> 00:08:29.839 who has like no sense of space sometimes. Sure. Yeah, 139 00:08:29.879 --> 00:08:32.240 and she's the one saying she needs space. That's when 140 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:34.559 you know there's a fucking problem. Yeah. And I was like, damn, 141 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:38.159 it's like all right, Avery, true, true that, and tell 142 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:40.519 us how you really feel. And She's over there like 143 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:44.159 is this mine the same as ours? Probably not, kid, 144 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:45.639 but let's just move on from it. Let's move on 145 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:51.600 from it. Well, how was your week? I mean it 146 00:08:51.639 --> 00:08:54.039 was like a pretty normal week, not too much going on. 147 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:57.480 Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there. Father's 148 00:08:57.559 --> 00:08:58.480 Day was yesterday. 149 00:08:59.519 --> 00:09:02.320 It's right, I have Father's Day to everybody that's a 150 00:09:02.679 --> 00:09:05.039 if you're not a dad, fuck, what are you here for? 151 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:08.440 Oh? So okay, So I was like I was incredibly 152 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:11.960 spoiled yesterday, right, and it was. It was just such 153 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:14.799 a good day. We went over to my girlfriend's sister's 154 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:17.600 house for lunch. After that, we went and we saw 155 00:09:17.679 --> 00:09:21.600 Leelan and Stitch the live action remake, and then after 156 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:25.679 that went out just and dinner, got some delicious proposas, 157 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:28.039 and then I got a massage and then I got 158 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:30.240 ice cream, and I was like, holy shit, like this 159 00:09:30.279 --> 00:09:33.720 is an amazing trifecta of to day, you know. But 160 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:36.519 I got to say, and you're gonna appreciate this so much. 161 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:41.600 No that my beautiful, amazing girlfriend was like, how about 162 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:43.360 I drive and you just have a fun day and 163 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:47.879 that means edible time, right. So I just took a 164 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:50.000 five milligram, nothing too crazy. I just wanted to coast. 165 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:51.639 I'm going to see her family, and shit, I don't 166 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:53.720 want to be super loopy out there, right, So I 167 00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:56.200 take it. We get over there, it's hitting me like 168 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:58.399 as we're getting over there, you know, and we're sitting 169 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:00.840 there and it's like fIF two minutes were like, you know, 170 00:10:00.879 --> 00:10:04.120 like where's her mom and dad, and her mom like 171 00:10:04.159 --> 00:10:06.440 texted us and was like, hey, we're over at this place. 172 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:12.480 Your dad is getting justin who's her sister's fiance, a 173 00:10:12.519 --> 00:10:16.480 gun safe and we're bringing it over. And so he 174 00:10:16.559 --> 00:10:18.960 shows up right and he backs the truck into the 175 00:10:19.039 --> 00:10:20.639 driveway and he was like, he was like all right, 176 00:10:20.679 --> 00:10:22.000 like I need the boys to come out, and there's 177 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:23.559 four of us. He's like the boys to come out 178 00:10:23.559 --> 00:10:26.200 and help take the safe off the truck. And I 179 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:27.840 was like, okay, you know, like a little safe, not 180 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:31.720 too bad. No, it's the legit. It's it's the fucking 181 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:34.919 thirty seven gun safe, Like you put thirty seven long 182 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:38.080 guns in here, right, So this thing is probably like 183 00:10:38.120 --> 00:10:43.879 fifteen hundred pounds easily. It's massive, right, and it's like 184 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:47.360 one hundred and three outside. The metal is hot as fuck. 185 00:10:47.879 --> 00:10:49.480 And he's like, all right, let's get this off the 186 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:56.159 truck and get inside, and and I'm like peeking. I'm 187 00:10:56.200 --> 00:11:00.399 full peaking at this point, and I'm like, this is 188 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:03.879 not how expected to go. But okay, really, which this 189 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:07.919 is a Satima right now. I did take a hybrid, 190 00:11:08.039 --> 00:11:11.960 so it helped me some. But yeah, I was like, okay, 191 00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:14.200 let's just make sure we don't get anybody hurt. And 192 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.440 it was like my adrenaline took over and like the 193 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:18.639 edible like washed off and like we got it done. 194 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:21.679 And but it was like crazy because like we're trying 195 00:11:21.679 --> 00:11:24.240 to push that thing off the truck and the metal 196 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:25.919 was so fucking hot and none of us could get 197 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:27.840 a grip, and we're on a hill. We're trying to 198 00:11:27.840 --> 00:11:30.480 push it up a hill off literally at one point 199 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:34.759 was like fucking Egyptians, Am I right? I wish we 200 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:39.639 knew some fucking Aliens about right now, like Helius did 201 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:42.679 that shit. But we made it inside and then we 202 00:11:42.720 --> 00:11:44.840 sat down to eat, and then as I was eating, 203 00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:46.879 is like the edible came back in and hit me in. 204 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:49.720 The face and I was like, oh sorry, I had 205 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:51.399 to run into the store real quick, but I'm back. 206 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:55.360 It was so funny. I was just sit there, look 207 00:11:55.399 --> 00:11:59.879 at this thing. I'm like at the locker, I'm like, fuck, 208 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:06.279 come oh. But somehow we pulled through. Baby, we pulled through. 209 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:12.639 God damn, that's good. That's good. I love it. Yeah. 210 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:17.039 I you know, Uh, my week pretty pretty basic. Uh, 211 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:21.320 nothing too crazy. I'm trying to recall if there's anything crazy. 212 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:25.519 Nothing really crazy. My youngest one, man, she's hilarious. She's 213 00:12:25.559 --> 00:12:30.360 a she's a super shy kid, which is it's just 214 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:34.000 funny because she's you know, we're past being like COVID babies, 215 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:37.120 but because she stays at home with my wife, because 216 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:39.600 my wife works from home, so she's just really not 217 00:12:39.759 --> 00:12:43.240 around a whole lot of people, right Yeah, And and 218 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:46.840 she is like a fainting goat when she or she 219 00:12:46.840 --> 00:12:49.679 turns into a statue. If she doesn't know you, like, 220 00:12:49.759 --> 00:12:52.759 she will stare at you and she won't break contact. 221 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:55.559 She won't move, she won't move her hand. She just 222 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:57.919 sits there and just stares in your soul. 223 00:12:59.840 --> 00:13:00.960 She's comical. Though. 224 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:04.480 My four year old she's just a terrorist. And I 225 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:06.879 can't figure that one out. And my seventeen year old, 226 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:08.840 I hardly see him right now because he's busy working, 227 00:13:08.840 --> 00:13:13.559 which is great for him. So it's it's peak summertime 228 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:18.240 here and every day there's pool time. And Father's Day 229 00:13:18.279 --> 00:13:21.039 was good. I went golfing with Dome. He showed up 230 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.840 to that. Didn't show up to this, but he showed 231 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:24.639 up to that, so you know, fifty to fifty. 232 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:27.159 We had a good time. 233 00:13:27.200 --> 00:13:29.679 Though it was it was funny one of my favorites 234 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:32.519 of the week, as far as I had some really 235 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:35.559 good shots, played pretty well the first couple holes. I 236 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:37.120 just need to shake the rust off because I did 237 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.000 not start good. But we're on the last hole, one 238 00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:44.600 of the last holes, and we're Dome sitting about one 239 00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:47.559 hundred and fifty out, just dead center, fair away, and 240 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:49.799 he's got a downhill shot. It's like one hundred and 241 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:53.639 fifty to the flag, but it's probably playing like probably 242 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:57.720 like one thirty. And he's like, so six right, And 243 00:13:57.759 --> 00:13:59.039 I'm like, I look at him, I so are you 244 00:13:59.120 --> 00:14:03.159 fucking stupid? And he's I was like, okay, So if 245 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:05.360 we're on a par three with the same distance, you're like, 246 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:08.440 I'm gonna use my pitching wedge and he's gonna get 247 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:09.879 it there. It may not be on the green, but 248 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:12.639 he'll get it there. I recommend him club down so 249 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:14.080 that he can actually not have to swing out of 250 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:16.399 his fucking shoes, but he'll get it there at the 251 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:18.679 pitching wedge. And I said, dude, you use a pitching 252 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:20.559 wedge and you're asking me for a six. I said, 253 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:24.360 don't use a six. This whole plays short from where 254 00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:27.480 we're at just fucking use your normal shit and hit. 255 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.080 He's like, I'm gonna use my six and I'm like, no, 256 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:34.120 you're not. Fucking hits his six drills the fucking house 257 00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:37.639 behind the green and I mean drills the fucking house, 258 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:40.399 to which I just start fucking laughing because I'm sitting 259 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:42.759 in the cart five yards away from him. So I'm like, 260 00:14:42.799 --> 00:14:45.360 if somebody comes out, it clearly me that did that 261 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:46.799 because I'm in my cart just laughing. 262 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:49.679 You're like, my empathy goes as far as maybe adding 263 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:53.720 one to your handicap, but damn. He grabs a ball, 264 00:14:53.840 --> 00:14:54.279 puts it. 265 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:58.679 Back down, and I said, change your fucking club and 266 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.279 don't change it to an eight like I originally told 267 00:15:01.320 --> 00:15:03.600 you told you change it to your pitching wedge. And 268 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:07.320 he's like, nah, I'll go with the eight. Hits the 269 00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:11.960 fucking brick wall of the house. I was like, this 270 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:15.320 guy can't fucking listen for shit, right. It's like it's 271 00:15:15.360 --> 00:15:17.879 like taking a retarded kid golfing, Like if he gets 272 00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:19.240 a hold of one, he gets a hold of one, 273 00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:21.799 but he just, you know, consistently just doesn't know what 274 00:15:21.879 --> 00:15:25.799 to do and doesn't listen. So it was a good time, 275 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:28.960 though it was a good time. And then I smoked 276 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:33.120 some ribs yesterday and those turned out fantastic, so mm. 277 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:36.639 Yeah. 278 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:40.320 I I came across something yeah the other day, and 279 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:41.840 I wanted to ask you this. I gotta pull up 280 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:45.000 my list here. This is like a quick thought. I 281 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:49.480 let's let's maybe say three. But we've talked about wrestling recently, 282 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:51.919 and something came up with wrestling the other day and 283 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:54.200 I was like, oh, you know what we've talked about, like, 284 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:58.399 you know, favorite wrestlers and favorite themes and obviously the 285 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:01.000 Attitude era, and we've talked about tag teams. We've talked 286 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:03.080 about tons of different things with wrestling, but I don't 287 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:06.799 think we've ever mentioned this. Maybe maybe I'm wrong, but 288 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:11.879 who are your favorite three heel characters of all time? 289 00:16:16.759 --> 00:16:22.159 Edge? That's a good pick. I think he's that's low key, 290 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:25.440 like a super good pick. I think between him and 291 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:29.279 Triple H is like kind of the star typical heel player, 292 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:31.600 you know, where it's like great or Jake to Snake. 293 00:16:31.759 --> 00:16:39.639 Jake Sank was a great heel too. Yeah. Yeah, Like 294 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:45.759 I really liked Razor ramone two. Yeah, he was funny, 295 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:50.000 you know, and he just had this the natural heel 296 00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:52.200 to him, and he really was like his whole character 297 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:54.600 was just Scarface, you know, which is a heel in 298 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:56.960 and of itself. Yeah, ripped out Scarface. 299 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:59.480 I still love, like any time I see his Hall 300 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:01.879 of Fames beach, which was much longer than the clip 301 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:04.319 that you see, But the clip that always stands out 302 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:07.200 is bad times don't last, but bad guys do. 303 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:09.279 And you're just like, fuck you guys, Like, that's such 304 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:13.039 a good quote. It's so good. It's such a good quote. Yeah, 305 00:17:13.039 --> 00:17:15.319 but you uh, I gotta go Razor. 306 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:21.279 I'm gonna go Razor in the three spot. And you know, 307 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:23.240 I tossed hers around when I saw it, and I 308 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:25.039 tried to like not think too much on it because 309 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:26.680 I wanted to be more off the cuff as well. 310 00:17:27.039 --> 00:17:28.759 But Triple H was one of the guys that just 311 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:30.759 came to mind because he was he was really a 312 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:34.279 fucking nobody, and then he wins he won King of 313 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:36.759 the Ring and he was still hunter Hurst Helmsley at 314 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:39.200 the time. He wasn't Triple H yet And it was 315 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:42.200 shortly after that King of the Ring that he kind 316 00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:46.640 of vaulted changed his name to Triple H. And then 317 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:50.240 d XX shortly was formed and that just changed and 318 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:51.960 he was he was one of those guys I just 319 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:54.559 couldn't fucking stand. It was like, which makes you a 320 00:17:54.599 --> 00:17:57.640 great fucking heel right, Yeah, couldn't stand him because he 321 00:17:57.720 --> 00:17:59.680 was good on the mic, good enough on the mic. 322 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.680 He was just a fucking prick and it was like, 323 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:05.799 every time I needed that fucker to lose, he didn't 324 00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:08.960 and just a pedigree and he make me mad. I 325 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:12.720 love DX, but I hated Triple H. Hated and that 326 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:18.519 makes him a great heal my number one. And I 327 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:22.519 sum this up in a video game. I was playing 328 00:18:22.519 --> 00:18:25.599 my senior year and doing the Royal Rumble. I might 329 00:18:25.640 --> 00:18:28.160 have told this story a long time ago on this podcast. 330 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:28.759 Maybe I did. 331 00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:30.839 Maybe I didn't play in the Royal Rumble, and like 332 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:34.480 SmackDown versus Raw and I'm one of the final two people. 333 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:36.640 Well in that video game, when you get kicked out, 334 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.880 you get to stand on the outside of the ring 335 00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:41.960 and you can fight each other and you can also 336 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:45.039 like you can swoop people in the ring to distract 337 00:18:45.079 --> 00:18:47.880 him and stuff like that. And so me and this 338 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:50.440 other guy are going and we're in the final two, 339 00:18:51.319 --> 00:18:55.160 and I think he was Triple H and I was 340 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:58.279 Stone cold, and we're going and he tries to pedigree 341 00:18:58.319 --> 00:19:00.039 me and I reverse it, and we're going, and I 342 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:01.960 finally get my juice bar up to hit the like 343 00:19:02.039 --> 00:19:05.799 SmackDown button. Yeah, I fucking hit the button, and I 344 00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:08.480 kick him to give him the stunner, and my buddy 345 00:19:08.480 --> 00:19:12.480 Gabe fucking reaches in and pulls me and distracts me, 346 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:15.799 and he's fucking Chris Jericho. And then I get spun 347 00:19:15.880 --> 00:19:19.079 back around, kicked and pedigreed and then tossed out of 348 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:21.720 the ring. And I looked at Gabe and I felt 349 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:24.440 so heartbroken, and I was so mad because I was like, 350 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:26.680 I was there, I had the w I had it, 351 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:28.599 and he just looked at me and goes, hey, man, 352 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:30.119 I was Chris Jericho. 353 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:32.640 I just got to play the part. And I couldn't 354 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:35.480 even be fucking mad. That was the problem. 355 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:38.680 I wanted to be ragingly pissed off at him, and 356 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:41.160 I couldn't because I was like, he's he's a dick, 357 00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:43.799 but he's right. Chris Jericho is like one of the 358 00:19:43.799 --> 00:19:47.680 greatest heels of all time. His ability on the microphone, 359 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:51.839 his gimmicks, his side character feels, you know, like he 360 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:53.920 came out with a thing like ten years ago, the 361 00:19:55.279 --> 00:19:57.240 you just made the list, and he would get the 362 00:19:57.279 --> 00:19:59.200 problem Chris Jericho, which is a great thing is he 363 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:02.279 would get so heel that he would turn face while 364 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:03.240 still being heel. 365 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:07.000 Yeah, and it's like such a great ability to do that. 366 00:20:07.759 --> 00:20:11.400 For me, I always saw Jericho as a baby face 367 00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:14.200 trying to be a heel sure, you know, kind of 368 00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:18.440 like Austen's. Like Austin was so liked when he was 369 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:20.480 such an ass and. 370 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:23.359 Yeah he was so he was so heel, he was face, 371 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:27.799 but he never broke character and so he was He 372 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:30.079 was the same with Rock, the same with Rock, same 373 00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:30.519 with Rock. 374 00:20:30.599 --> 00:20:30.759 Now. 375 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:33.480 When the Rock was heel, people fucking hated him at 376 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:37.200 the beginning at the beginning. But Stone Cold was kind 377 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:41.799 of the same way too, because Stone Cold was pretty 378 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:44.759 hated until the Brett Hart incident and that kind of 379 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:47.920 turned stone Cold and then it was weird, weird, weird 380 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.119 how he got to the heel turn. But yeah, some 381 00:20:50.160 --> 00:20:53.839 of those greats, though, the Rock, stone Cold, I just 382 00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:57.559 I liken them to Jericho. But I think the reason 383 00:20:57.599 --> 00:20:59.640 I didn't include The Rock and Stone Cold in the 384 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:02.319 list was because they were so fucking heeled that they 385 00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:04.640 were so face most of their career. 386 00:21:05.240 --> 00:21:07.519 Mm hmm. No matter how bad they were, they were 387 00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:13.359 still fucking liked. Yeah, And it's it's funny how both 388 00:21:13.480 --> 00:21:16.519 years in my list are so similar, with the two 389 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:18.480 and three being the sayings I would put Triple H 390 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:20.960 two and I would put Ramon at three. Jake is 391 00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:23.119 like right at number four, sure, and then and then 392 00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:25.759 number one is Edge. For me, it was an Edge 393 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:28.880 just such a low key good pick. Yeah. Like Edge 394 00:21:28.920 --> 00:21:31.359 was the guy where I was like, I fucking hate you. 395 00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.680 I hate you, like with a passion. I would like 396 00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:36.279 almost throw my drink at the TV. When I was 397 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:39.119 a kid, I hated Edge, And then later I realized 398 00:21:39.119 --> 00:21:41.039 he was my favorite lustler because he made me hate 399 00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:43.480 him so much. Yeah, you know, I always thought John 400 00:21:43.519 --> 00:21:45.759 Cena was my favorite because I loved John, but it 401 00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:48.000